1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,680 Gossip Girl here... your one and only source 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:05,530 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:05,530 --> 00:00:07,220 How have you never heard of Olivia Burke? 4 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:08,200 You know, that "Endless Knights" series 5 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,172 has made, like, a billion dollars. 6 00:00:10,173 --> 00:00:12,550 I have been dreaming of coming to NYU 7 00:00:12,550 --> 00:00:15,960 - and just being a normal student. - This night is finally over, 8 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,520 and as far as I'm concerned, so are we. 9 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,840 - Where's your better half? - I don't know. I was looking for her. 10 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,220 - Well, I can leave. - It's okay. Stay. 11 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,150 - I'm not sick. - Then what are you doing home so early? 12 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:26,030 Did something happen? - Ask Jenny. 13 00:00:26,030 --> 00:00:28,270 I'm still your friend. I'm still your sister. 14 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:30,280 I just can't let the words get confused. 15 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,140 I want nothing to do with you in either world. 16 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,600 And who am I? 17 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,300 That's a secret I'll never tell. 18 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,820 You know you love me. 19 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:45,740 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 20 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:49,070 Have you been so busy that you've forgotten 21 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:52,300 what time of year it is? Let me give you a hint... 22 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:56,430 couture, quadrilles and cutthroat competition. 23 00:00:56,530 --> 00:00:57,460 That's right. 24 00:00:57,460 --> 00:01:00,640 - It's time for cotillion. - This guy's a foot shorter than me. 25 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,500 Here's one that's 6'2". 26 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,070 Yeah, and he goes to York. 27 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:09,110 That's practically public school. 28 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:11,480 Have I not impressed on you three 29 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,170 how important tomorrow night is? 30 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:16,370 It's my debut in society. I have to be perfect, 31 00:01:16,370 --> 00:01:18,910 and that means having the perfect escort. 32 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:21,030 - I told you who I wanted. - We tried. 33 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,830 Well, try harder. 34 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:24,850 Graham Collins is the hottest guy 35 00:01:24,850 --> 00:01:25,920 on the upper east side. 36 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,580 There's like this bubble Of perfection around him 37 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:30,500 - that we can't penetrate. - Well, you better figure out a way. 38 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,720 Otherwise, tomorrow night I'm taking one of your escorts. 39 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:45,660 Just like the mob, New York prep schools 40 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:48,020 have their own five families, 41 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:51,090 you may be the John Gotti of Constance, little J., 42 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:52,120 but that doesn't mean 43 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,210 you'll ever be part of this Cosa Nostra. 44 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,670 Oh, my God. Everyone's here. 45 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:59,660 Come on. Let's go say Hi. 46 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:11,240 I have a surprise for you. 47 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,210 - In that case, Why are you still dressed? - That was yesterday. 48 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:17,540 Today we're seeing the Kandinsky Exhibit 49 00:02:17,540 --> 00:02:18,790 and having dinner at E.A.T. 50 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,690 Well, I'd love to, but I think you've forgotten 51 00:02:20,690 --> 00:02:22,770 today's Nate's move-in day. We're celebrating 52 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:26,330 with a lost weekend. - I never signed off on a lost weekend. 53 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:28,690 Do you really think I wanna spend my weekend 54 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:33,030 watching women with tramp stamps work out their Daddy issues? 55 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:35,900 It's for Nate. Anyway, You'll be busy with cotillion. 56 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,260 Aren't you supposed to be a mentor? 57 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,070 And risk running into Serena? No, thank you. 58 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:41,700 Though it does kill me to imagine 59 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:44,410 those poor girls stumbling along without my guidance. 60 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:46,980 Isn't it about time you and Serena made up? 61 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:49,700 You love cotillion. You should be doing it together. 62 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,260 Don't the festivities begin tonight? 63 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,320 There's a dinner at the Van der Woodsens' 64 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,530 for debs and mentors. 65 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:57,390 But knowing Serena, She'll probably flake. 66 00:02:57,390 --> 00:03:00,940 Or she'll be waiting for you, apology in hand, and really, 67 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:04,020 a debutante ball without Blair Waldorf 68 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:06,880 is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong. 69 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:10,640 I resent the comparison to that man-whore. 70 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:13,410 Though your other point is well taken. 71 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,750 I suppose the charitable thing would be to give Serena 72 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:19,090 the opportunity to beg for forgiveness. 73 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,950 Don't get too lost, Bass. 74 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:29,560 A lot of my responsibilities from K.C.'s office 75 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,110 would translate to this job... event planning, 76 00:03:32,110 --> 00:03:33,620 writing press releases. 77 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:34,610 Okay. 78 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:37,100 "Okay" as in I have the job "Okay"? 79 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,030 What? 80 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:40,900 - Just like that? - You make a good case. 81 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:43,000 Also, I remember our summer relay races 82 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,150 at Nate's Hamptons house. 83 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,523 Underneath that smile is a heart of a killer. 84 00:03:47,524 --> 00:03:48,660 Me? Need I remind you 85 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:51,650 of the potato sack race incident of 1998? 86 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:56,580 I still have evidence of your unsportsmanlike behavior. 87 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,570 Although given our new circumstances, 88 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:02,120 I maybe have to forgive you now. 89 00:04:02,770 --> 00:04:05,590 Um... I should, uh, I should probably go. 90 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:08,020 I, uh, I'm a mentor at cotillion this year, 91 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:11,230 and my mom asked me to host a dinner at our house. 92 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:14,700 Of course. Well, we're here all day every day. 93 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,370 But I'll see you Monday. 94 00:04:16,370 --> 00:04:18,100 Great. 95 00:04:18,630 --> 00:04:22,630 Thank you so much for asking me to come in and interview. 96 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:26,280 Our talk on election night really meant a lot to me. 97 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:28,590 Me, too. 98 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:37,800 I didn't realize We were hiring. 99 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,300 Could always use another person, right? 100 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:44,430 Do you think you can get brain damage 101 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:47,340 - from learning too much too fast? - No. 102 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:49,070 You're the one who wanted the real college experience, 103 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:51,420 - cramming for exams. - I know. 104 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:53,660 Oh, my God. No way! 105 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,910 - Please tell me that Guinevere will use the unholy grail 106 00:04:57,910 --> 00:05:01,640 to free Lancelot from Arthur's eternal torture. - "Endless Knights 4"? 107 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:02,990 Why didn't you tell me? 108 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:05,150 Because it's not happening. 109 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,940 Those rumors have been going around forever. 110 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,720 But Warner Brothers sent out a press release. 111 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,220 - I'll never trust Harry Knowles again. - Sorry, guys. 112 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,830 It's not happening. 113 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:20,210 If it were true, I'd have about a hundred phone calls 114 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:22,110 about it by now. 115 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,040 Crap. 116 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:29,830 I'll be right back. 117 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,250 I'm sure it's not true. 118 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,100 Though it'd be kinda awesome. 119 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,760 All right, debs, enough socializing. 120 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,020 Uh, we have a lot to get through, 121 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:42,650 so if you'll please find your escorts 122 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:45,450 - and take your places... - Um, Lily, 123 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:48,210 um, as you know, I don't have my escort situation 124 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,940 fully ironed out yet, so... 125 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:52,620 Oh, that's okay. Um, Maximillian here 126 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,330 will, um, dance with you today. 127 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:56,170 He is divine. I think it'll be great 128 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,290 to have some one-on-one tutoring because I know 129 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:00,990 you have some catching up to do. 130 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:04,460 Ca-catching up? I, uh, this was the first rehearsal. 131 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,550 I know, but, um, the other girls 132 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:08,400 have been taking ballroom for years, 133 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,490 so you will be great. 134 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:13,060 You have your father's natural rhythm. 135 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:17,270 Um, I'm just gonna get a drink of water. 136 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:19,120 Okay. 137 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:24,340 Hey, Jenny. 138 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:26,520 Hey, Jenny. 139 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:31,390 Hi. Uh, you're Kira, right? I'm Eric Van der Woodsen. 140 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,380 Our mothers arranged for me to be your escort. 141 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:36,900 Oh, right. So humiliating I couldn't get my own date, 142 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,700 - but thank you. - Well, it'll be fun. 143 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:41,086 You're Jenny Humphrey's brother, aren't you? 144 00:06:41,087 --> 00:06:42,660 That's my new claim to fame. 145 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:45,310 Those girls who hang out with her are so lucky. 146 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:49,020 - Who's her escort? - Well, she's obsessed with getting Graham Collins. 147 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:52,020 Graham lives in my building. We've been neighbors forever. 148 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,900 - I could... - Not breathe a word. 149 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,100 I know Graham, too. I went to camp Suisse with him. 150 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,590 - I could probably introduce them myself. - So why don't you? 151 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:01,830 Because, uh, Jenny hates it when other people get involved 152 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:03,960 in her personal life. I would definitely stay out if it 153 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,960 - if I were you. - Really? 154 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,948 - Absolutely. So you ready to dance? - Sure. 155 00:07:08,949 --> 00:07:10,770 Just let me get my shoes. 156 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:14,890 - All right. - Okay, ladies, find your escort. 157 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:22,190 I want to make her remember why she came to college... 158 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:24,990 The... the part that doesn't involve the library 159 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:26,900 or waking up with a textbook stuck to your face. 160 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,740 I think if we can do that, then we got a fighting chance 161 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,094 at keeping her here. 162 00:07:30,095 --> 00:07:34,090 You mean like "the 15 things every college student must do 163 00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:35,140 before graduating"? 164 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:37,970 Uh, yeah, exactly that. Uh... 165 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:41,000 Yeah. No, we haven't cheered ourselves hoarse at a sporting event. 166 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,660 We haven't gotten sick after a beer pong tournament at bar None. 167 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:47,870 We haven't had sex with someone We don't want to see again. 168 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:50,900 - Well, no, actually, I... I did that one with Georgina. - True. 169 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,100 You know, but we haven't done any of this... 170 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,140 Falafel at Mamoun's, Frat party crawl. 171 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,140 It's for real this time. My parents, manager, 172 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:59,630 three of my agents... Are all flying out from L.A. on Monday 173 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,230 to convince me to do it. 174 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,450 It's like "the sopranos," but with bagels. 175 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,930 - Hadn't they all agreed to give you this year for college? - Well, that's what I said, 176 00:08:06,930 --> 00:08:09,510 but it doesn't really matter. I'm pretty sure they're 177 00:08:09,510 --> 00:08:10,810 on the phone with the dean right now, 178 00:08:10,810 --> 00:08:13,310 getting him to let me finish classes from location. 179 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,100 I mean, how do I fight that? 180 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:18,360 By telling them that college is about a lot more than just classes. 181 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:21,930 - You don't have beer pong on location. - What? 182 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:23,360 We'll explain on the way. 183 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,740 But your college life begins now. 184 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:43,100 You don't know the dances. 185 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,010 No, I do. I... 186 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,180 I... You'd think that it would be enough 187 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,660 to just be the queen of Constance, but, no, 188 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,540 then you have to be the queen Of the entire upper east side, 189 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:57,010 which means having the perfect escort and... 190 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,360 I'm just gonna make a complete fool out of myself, aren't I? 191 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,810 Probably. 192 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,350 You know, I... I really thought 193 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:09,630 that if I made the perfect debut, 194 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:12,940 people would finally forget that I'm just a Brooklyn nobody. 195 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:18,360 It helps If you count out loud. 196 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,110 Eric, you don't have to be nice to me. 197 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:23,340 I've been so awful to you and Jonathan. 198 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:26,880 It's true. But I'm a better person than you are. 199 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:28,800 That's also true. 200 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,350 Come here. 201 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:33,170 - There's only one official dance. You can learn that easy. - Eric... 202 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:35,790 Stop complaining. Start counting. Ready? 203 00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:39,440 One, two, three, four, out. One, two, three, back in. 204 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,100 You know, I wish that you could just be my escort. 205 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,930 - At least then I'd have fun. - I'm gonna turn you. 206 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:47,700 - Okay. - Um... 207 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:50,330 Well... 208 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:52,020 What about Jonathan? 209 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:54,600 He's not Graham Collins, but he is a Whitney. 210 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,320 Debuting with Gertrude Whitney's great grandson 211 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,700 will count for a lot with the deb ball crowd. 212 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,130 Walk. 213 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:03,270 Well, do you think he'd even go with me? 214 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,690 Well, he will once I talk to him. 215 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:08,540 Well, then I'll have my minions call off the search. 216 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,290 Thank you. 217 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,450 In the complicated world of debutante balls, 218 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:24,430 one must choose her dance partner wisely. 219 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,210 You never know when a hand on the hip 220 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:30,210 can lead to a knife in the back. 221 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,750 Excuse me, please. 222 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:44,030 - Blair. - Serena. Anything you want to say to me? 223 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:45,370 Welcome. 224 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,670 I see. That's it? 225 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:50,750 Uh, well, there's a list of debs and their mentors 226 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,620 on the coffee table. 227 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,940 You can find out who Lily assigned you to. 228 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,100 My deb's right here, right, Jenny? 229 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:58,710 Uh, yeah, Serena's my mentor. Why? 230 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:01,690 Oh, of course, if that's what you want. It's just a shame. 231 00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,790 You know how I feel about your potential. 232 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,696 Blair, are we really doing this right now? 233 00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:07,240 I gave you a chance to apologize. 234 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:10,000 - How about you apologize? - I'm here, aren't I? 235 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,390 Okay, look, I have enough of my own problems, 236 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:15,790 so I'm not gonna let you guys make me a pawn in your war. 237 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:18,470 War? What? Of course not. 238 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,730 Who's your escort? 239 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,650 Jonathan Whitney. 240 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,850 Your stepbrother's boyfriend. 241 00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:27,580 Do you remember who my escort was? 242 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:28,270 Nate. 243 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:31,220 Jenny, when you descend those stairs tomorrow night, 244 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:33,280 everyone there will judge you, based on that moment, 245 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,120 for the rest of your life. 246 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,680 This is not like your wedding day. 247 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,490 Cotillion only happens once. Now you already have one strike 248 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,900 against you because of the whole Brooklyn misfortune 249 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,490 and add a "b+" escort and top it off with 250 00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:46,320 a mentor who's known more for her mug shots 251 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,893 and topless photos in Ibiza than her social graces? 252 00:11:48,894 --> 00:11:50,180 Okay, you're right, Jenny. 253 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:52,250 You know what? You shouldn't be caught between Blair and me. 254 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,070 It's not fair to you on your big night. 255 00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:58,560 - She can be your mentor. It's fine. - How selfless. 256 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,800 Actually, I'm working for congressman Tripp Van der Bilt, 257 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,660 and I should get back to that. But you have fun tonight. 258 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,640 These are probably the last people in New York 259 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,930 who still think you matter. 260 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:15,150 May I take your coats? 261 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:17,870 No. I'm sorry. I don't want to. 262 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:22,170 Jenny feels bad about what happened. 263 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:22,170 Great. She should feel bad. 264 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,383 That doesn't mean I have to be her escort to cotillion. 265 00:12:24,384 --> 00:12:25,510 She's at the tipping point. 266 00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:28,920 She's not Darth Vader yet. She could still stay Anakin. 267 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:32,890 We have to stop her before we truly lose her to the dark side. 268 00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:35,440 Fine. But she'd better really want to do this. 269 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,760 She does. I promise. 270 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,570 Hey. I didn't think you were coming in till Monday. 271 00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:54,520 Well, my night suddenly opened up, 272 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,270 and I know you said you work late, 273 00:12:56,270 --> 00:13:00,720 - so I thought You might be hungry. - Thanks. I'm starving. 274 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,070 But are you sure? I mean, it's Friday night. 275 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:07,420 I'll take real politics over the ones at cotillion any night. 276 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,190 Joe Wilson has nothing on Blair Waldorf. 277 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,770 Okay. 278 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:13,430 So what... What is all this? 279 00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:16,350 Uh, 1 speech, 15 drafts. 280 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:20,660 Is there anything your new media relations fact can do to help? 281 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:25,370 Well, the speech is about school lunches, 282 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,400 teacher salaries and term limits. 283 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,960 That's all? 284 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,110 Here. Let me see. 285 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:34,620 Oh, watch out for your tie. There you go. 286 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,320 Congressman? 287 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:42,130 I'll come back. 288 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:46,000 Actually... You know, I have to finish this. 289 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,860 You... You don't want to run anything by me? 290 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,220 Why don't you go home? 291 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:55,600 Tomorrow you can meet Brian. You'll report to him. 292 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:57,620 Okay. 293 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,750 Thanks for the food. 294 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,470 Yeah. 295 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:13,890 Hi. 296 00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:15,980 I'm Kira. I go to Constance with you. 297 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,020 - Yeah, sure, I've seen you around. - You have? 298 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,900 That's awesome. 299 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,230 Blair Waldorf's your mentor? 300 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,960 Who needs Graham Collins when you have her? 301 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,650 What do you know about Graham? 302 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,930 When Eric told me you wanted to go with him, 303 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:35,080 I called and asked him, and he was totally up for it. 304 00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:36,520 He told me he texted you, but you said 305 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,170 - you already had an escort. - What? When? 306 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:44,020 - Today. Right after you left rehearsal. - Oh, my God. 307 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,490 Did you text Graham Collins that I didn't want him 308 00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:48,324 to be my escort? 309 00:14:48,325 --> 00:14:51,090 I knew that if you had the chance to go with Graham, 310 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,620 - you'd make the wrong choice. - That wasn't your decision to make. 311 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:56,140 - I don't believe this. - Jonathan. 312 00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:59,580 Mentee and mentee's stepbrother/ Escort's boyfriend, 313 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:02,580 Can you please stop embarrassing Me? People are staring. 314 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,710 - Eric tried to sabotage me. - I was trying to save you. 315 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,450 I don't know why everybody loves Graham so much. 316 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:10,376 I went to camp with the guy, and he's a... He's a creep. 317 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,900 What? You knew him this whole time? 318 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,920 I had a plan from the beginning. And I should have stuck to it. 319 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,570 I'm going to cotillion with Graham Collins. 320 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,530 I'll allow it. Sorry, Eric. 321 00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,900 Actually, Blair, since I'm queen of Constance 322 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,940 and Graham Collins wants to be my escort, 323 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:28,910 I don't think I need you as my mentor anymore. 324 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:34,510 Jenny, you're lucky to have me. Don't push it. 325 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,360 Your era's over. 326 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:41,410 - And so is that headband. - So should I call Graham? 327 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:42,950 Now that I know he wants to go with me, 328 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:46,300 - I think I'll call him myself. - Uh-oh, little J. 329 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:51,360 - You've stepped on Eric's toes one too many times. - Whoa. 330 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,060 - She can't get away with this. - She won't. 331 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,470 Now he's found a new partner. 332 00:15:56,470 --> 00:16:00,320 Who knows what could happen when these two start to tango? 333 00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:15,320 Morning. Oh. I see the moving in went well. 334 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,430 Hey, Blair. 335 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:19,670 - Blair. - Excuse the mess. How was dinner? 336 00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:21,668 Did you and Serena work things out? 337 00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:24,110 Oh, no. She took off immediately. Thank God. 338 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:26,240 Then I had to relieve her of her mentor duties. 339 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,460 Is that poll artist wearing my Agent Provocateur corset? 340 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,690 Just make sure she's careful undoing the eyehooks. 341 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:36,520 They pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight. 342 00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:41,510 The last time I saw Blair that freakishly calm... 343 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,160 Was when Serena left for boarding school. 344 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,140 And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. 345 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,370 And when it breaks, 346 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:52,650 there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. 347 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:57,010 And I really don't want to clean up that mess. 348 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,700 What are she and Serena fighting about this time? 349 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,580 Basically how each one loves the other 350 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:07,220 more than the other loves her. 351 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:10,380 Can you even fight about that? 352 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,640 You might want to ring housekeeping. 353 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,990 Chocolate leaves a stain. 354 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,700 Toodles. 355 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,840 Hey. I didn't realize you were here. 356 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,580 Yeah, I'm just about to take off. I was leaving you a note 357 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,461 to check out this new press release. 358 00:17:30,462 --> 00:17:33,650 I'm sure it's fine. Just show it to Brian when he gets back. 359 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,630 Okay. 360 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:40,130 Did I do something wrong? 361 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:43,630 No, I just... I don't have time to chat. 362 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,240 Um, I'm at work, Serena. 363 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,500 But you're... you're just acting like 364 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,210 - you don't really want me here or something. - That's not it. 365 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:54,020 - Well, what then? - This was a huge mistake. 366 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,800 What was? Hiring me? Tripp, I'm sorry, 367 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,260 But you're... you're the one who asked me 368 00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,220 to come in for the interview. If you didn't want me 369 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:04,140 - working here, then why would you do that? - I did want you here. 370 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:08,300 I find you smart and charming... 371 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:12,450 And I wanted to help you out. But having you here? 372 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,160 I didn't realize how much it would affect me. 373 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,090 Say something. 374 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,880 Um... 375 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,810 You know what? Don't worry about me. 376 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,310 It's not gonna be a problem. I have to go. 377 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,740 - Serena, wait. - Please. It's... it's fine. 378 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,350 Excuse me. 379 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,810 I don't understand. 380 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,450 How can you make me queen? 381 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:54,970 Simple. To become queen, you must take down the queen. 382 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:59,340 - But I want to be Jenny's friend. - Kira, let me tell you a story. 383 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,100 I used to have a friend like Jenny. 384 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,170 She was beautiful, fabulous... 385 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,040 And she let me make all these sacrifices for her. 386 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,420 And you know what I got back in that investment? Zero. 387 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:13,870 Because girls like her run emotional ponzi schemes. 388 00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:17,480 - Serena will never like you the way you like her. - You mean Jenny. 389 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:21,170 Details. Now are you ready to be queen, 390 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,730 or do I need to find a new frog? 391 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,750 We hear Jenny Humphrey 392 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,910 has landed Graham Collins as her escort. 393 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:08,350 Better put on that lip gloss, ladies. 394 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,810 Look like you'll be kissing Jenny Humphrey's ring 395 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,650 by the end of the night. 396 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,280 Goodbye, Jenny from Brooklyn. 397 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:28,060 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 398 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,040 Whoo! 399 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,400 - On three. One, two, three! - Whoo! 400 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:38,900 Oh, God. 401 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,100 - Mmm. - Ugh. 402 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,280 Ooh! Mm! 403 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,830 This is even more amazing than dancing in the fountain. 404 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,890 - Mm, mm, mm, mm. - I'll be right back. 405 00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:54,240 Um, don't do any mind-altering substances without me. 406 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,800 Okay. All right. 407 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,330 - You know, I think this is gonna work. - Really? 408 00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:01,362 It's gonna... yeah, she's gonna... what? 409 00:21:01,363 --> 00:21:03,090 I knew you were trouble, Humphrey. 410 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,650 You're trying to get Olivia to abandon 411 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:06,045 her calling as Queen of the Undead. 412 00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:08,000 You don't think Morgana could take over Camelot? 413 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,287 - Vanessa, d... - Sorry. 414 00:21:09,288 --> 00:21:12,230 But Lancelot wouldn't let that happen, would he? 415 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,530 If the realm falls into the wrong hands, 416 00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:16,130 it's on your head. 417 00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:19,560 He means you can kiss your credit rating good-bye. 418 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,280 - Nice v-neck. - Thank you for coming. 419 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,030 - That's... those are your people. - Shut up. 420 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,090 Who's ready for a keg stand? 421 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:29,590 I have to take the movie. 422 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,330 Even I have to admit... 423 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:42,190 This may just be my makeover swan song. 424 00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:45,250 And not to take anything away from your moment, 425 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,300 but I'm still not sure anyone's going to think 426 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,624 I'm better than Jenny. 427 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,100 They will when they see who your escort is. 428 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:54,800 But I'm going with Eric. I mean, he's nice and all, but... 429 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:59,030 - Eric's not your escort anymore. - Then who is? 430 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:04,720 - You know Graham Collins, right? - Graham? 431 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:08,310 Spin your partner round and round. 432 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:11,370 Look like little J is going down. 433 00:22:38,710 --> 00:22:41,410 You know, you don't have to do this if you don't want to. 434 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:44,750 Oh, well, it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny. 435 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,290 I'm just saying, I'll always love you, 436 00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:49,850 - with or without society's approval. - Thanks, dad, but honestly, 437 00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:51,970 I can't wait to walk down those steps. 438 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:55,010 So I'll see you soon. 439 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:03,130 - Hey, Jenny. Have you seen Blair? - Um, no, not yet, fortunately. 440 00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:05,150 I'm looking for my escort, Graham Collins. 441 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:09,540 He's, uh, sort of this year's, I guess, you. 442 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,880 I'll take that as a compliment. Hey, have fun tonight. 443 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,510 Thanks. I plan to. 444 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,730 Always lead with the right. 445 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:22,200 And no claw hands. Relaxed fingers. 446 00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:23,560 Oh, look. 447 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,860 A lost boy from lost weekend. 448 00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:28,110 Chuck actually sent me to find you. 449 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:32,740 He has a surprise in the private lounge upstairs. 450 00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:41,570 Go. We've got it under control. 451 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,230 Okay. 452 00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:46,730 But I'm just curious. You never told me... 453 00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:49,870 how exactly did you get Graham to ditch Jenny for Kira? 454 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,270 I told Graham that what happens at Camp Suisse 455 00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:54,100 doesn't stay at Camp Suisse. 456 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,760 Little Van Der Woodsen, 457 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,370 I'm impressed with your natural talents. 458 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,000 And we were good long distance, 459 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,860 You know, with your Sushi pun text flirting and all that. 460 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:09,344 I know. It's much easier to be pissy on ichat. 461 00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:10,910 I'm gonna be back next year. 462 00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:13,100 There's too many people depending on me for this one. 463 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:16,060 I grew up on these sets. This crew is like my family. 464 00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:19,910 I never thought I'd be sad to hear about "Endless Knights 4." 465 00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:21,650 When do you have to go? 466 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,870 Well, fight choreography starts right away, 467 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:25,800 so, you know, with the midterms over, 468 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,120 it makes sense for me to leave for London next week. 469 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,600 - So much for the ultimate college experience. - What? No. 470 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,930 I have had the ultimate experience, with you guys. 471 00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:38,100 They say that the friends you meet here last a lifetime. 472 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,020 Do you guys want to get out of here? 473 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,070 - Absolutely. - Yeah. Let's do it. 474 00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:49,480 What are you doing here? 475 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,480 Waiting for you. 476 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,960 You sent me a text to meet you, 477 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,534 and then you keep me waiting for half an hour? 478 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:57,550 I didn't text you. I lost my phone. 479 00:24:57,550 --> 00:25:00,230 Nate told me to come meet... Chuck. 480 00:25:01,910 --> 00:25:03,540 Right. 481 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:05,640 Going down. 482 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,560 Not without me. 483 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,450 Can you press the button, please? 484 00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,570 I've pressed the button. 485 00:25:14,570 --> 00:25:16,940 If you don't believe me, you can press it yourself. 486 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,870 Great. 487 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:30,660 Hello? I'm trapped in the elevator 488 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,860 with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. 489 00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:35,460 Send help or I'll be dead within the hour. 490 00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:37,760 Not until you two work things out. 491 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,270 Bass? Bass? 492 00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:43,810 Th... this is a punishable offense, 493 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,600 and not the kind of punishment you like! 494 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,400 I'm only doing what you refused to do yourself. 495 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,020 Chuck, this is not funny. There's a single Malt 496 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:53,810 and some Laduree Macaroons in the storage box, 497 00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:56,840 plenty to sustain you until you two figure things out. 498 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:04,230 So... 499 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,470 What did my text supposedly say? 500 00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:12,150 That you were sorry and you missed me. 501 00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:18,970 Did you text me back? 502 00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:26,770 Miss Jane Cordelia Trapp, 503 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:31,330 escorted by Mr. Theodore Davis III. 504 00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:36,500 Miss Sawyer Harriett Bennett, 505 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:40,790 escorted by Mr. Evan Jameson Jr. 506 00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:47,760 Miss Jennifer Tallulah Humphrey, 507 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,690 escorted by Mr. Graham Collins. 508 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,020 My apologies. 509 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:56,220 Miss Kira Abernathy, 510 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:59,850 escorted by Mr. Graham Collins. 511 00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:06,840 Who's your escort, dear? 512 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:09,260 What just happened? 513 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,350 Um... 514 00:27:11,350 --> 00:27:13,400 Jenny Humphrey went to a ball. 515 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,210 I don't... I don't know. 516 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:18,180 Jenny Humphrey had a great fall, 517 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:22,410 and none of her minions, mentors or friends 518 00:27:22,410 --> 00:27:25,340 want to put Jenny together again. 519 00:27:57,150 --> 00:27:59,740 - Jenny, my darling, what happened? - Are you all right? 520 00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,836 Do you want to pick someone else to walk with? 521 00:28:01,837 --> 00:28:04,290 It doesn't work that way, dad. You only get one chance. 522 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,390 Have you seen Blair? 523 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:08,460 - Uh, no. Sorry. - I know she's behind this. 524 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,640 And it's all because I didn't want her as my mentor. 525 00:28:10,641 --> 00:28:11,940 What if it's all for the best? 526 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,830 I mean, don't you think that maybe being Queen 527 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:16,590 - isn't worth it? - You really don't understand. I was gonna walk 528 00:28:16,590 --> 00:28:20,299 down those steps and finally stop having to prove myself. 529 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:22,090 Let it go, Jenny. It's over. 530 00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:23,920 That's what Blair thinks. 531 00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:32,280 Hi. Are you still here? 532 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:48,280 You went looking for your father? 533 00:28:48,850 --> 00:28:51,290 Yeah, and I... I found him, too, 534 00:28:51,290 --> 00:28:53,570 but he didn't want to see me. 535 00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:55,780 What? 536 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,850 Why didn't you say anything while all of this was happening? 537 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,110 I guess I was ashamed. 538 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:05,340 Your dad adores you, 539 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:06,780 all your dads do. 540 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:10,840 And Rufus would do anything for Dan and Jenny. 541 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:14,650 Even Nate... he may have to go to prison to see his dad, 542 00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:17,280 but the Captain would never turn him away. 543 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:21,500 I'm even jealous of Nate's dad. 544 00:29:22,490 --> 00:29:24,240 Not knowing you 545 00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:27,000 is your father's loss. 546 00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:30,730 Maybe, but I... 547 00:29:30,730 --> 00:29:32,990 I just can't seem to let it go. 548 00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:34,620 I keep leaving him messages 549 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:38,770 and writing letters to addresses I'm not even sure are his. 550 00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:40,460 You miss him. 551 00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:41,530 You're allowed. 552 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,570 I don't want to. 553 00:29:43,570 --> 00:29:47,760 All I even remember of him is him going on trips 554 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,760 and then coming back and bringing me presents. 555 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,910 And then one day he didn't come back. 556 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,210 And now it's like 557 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:58,710 I... I can't seem to get anything right anymore. 558 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,630 Between Carter and the paparazzi 559 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:06,330 and Brown and... 560 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:08,370 Ohh. 561 00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:10,050 And now Tripp. 562 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,500 Tripp Van Der Bilt? 563 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:15,800 Yeah, it... I guess I've... I've kind of had a crush on him. 564 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,220 But it was nothing. I mean, he's... he's married, 565 00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,910 and he's always treated me like a kid. 566 00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:22,910 But now we work together, and tonight... 567 00:30:22,910 --> 00:30:23,670 Did something happen? 568 00:30:23,670 --> 00:30:27,340 No. No, nothing. Your text saved me. 569 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:32,660 But now I don't know if I can trust myself around him. 570 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:34,690 Then you can't see him again. 571 00:30:34,690 --> 00:30:39,690 Carter was one thing, but Tripp is a married congressman. 572 00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:40,940 I know. 573 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,470 - Serena... - I know. 574 00:30:42,470 --> 00:30:44,860 Promise me you won't see him or speak to him again 575 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:49,780 - without coming to me first. - Okay. I promise. 576 00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:54,620 Thank you, Blair. 577 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:57,150 If you two want to kiss, 578 00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,260 it won't count as cheating. 579 00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:01,440 Creepy, Chuck. 580 00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:11,590 Okay, wait. So you guys used a prefab college experience 581 00:31:11,590 --> 00:31:13,330 - to get me to stay? - Oh, yeah. 582 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:14,850 Shamelessly plucked from the headlines. 583 00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:16,450 Wait, how many did we eventually get through? 584 00:31:16,450 --> 00:31:19,470 I think we got, uh, what... let's see. There's the... 585 00:31:19,470 --> 00:31:22,590 beer boggle and fountain yoga 586 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:25,170 and, uh... 587 00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:27,970 You know, I think we got a solid 14 out of 15. 588 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:31,070 So you can go back to London with your head held high. 589 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:32,640 What? 590 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,240 I am not going with just one more to go. 591 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,250 Now come on. Let's... let's do the last one. 592 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,490 Let's just do it right now. 593 00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:41,380 - Mm. - It can't be worse 594 00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:46,420 - than the bathroom at Fat Black Pussycat's. - I wouldn't say worse. 595 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,800 Oh. Yeah. 596 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,930 That one. 597 00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:02,380 - Have you ever, uh... - Have I? No. No. 598 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:03,190 No, never. 599 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:06,740 - Wait... no, never. Have you? - Once. 600 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:08,030 But it was in a movie, 601 00:32:08,030 --> 00:32:11,930 - so that doesn't really count. - Not me. No. 602 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,340 Let's find Nate and Chuck and congratulate them. 603 00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:24,010 And then torture them. 604 00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:25,850 May I have your attention, Please? 605 00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:28,060 Due to extenuating circumstances 606 00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:31,040 we have one last deputy to present 607 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,440 Miss Jennifer Tallulah Humphrey. 608 00:33:38,930 --> 00:33:41,050 She's walking alone? 609 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:43,030 Nobody walks alone. 610 00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:47,700 Escorted by Mr. Nathaniel Archibald. 611 00:33:49,990 --> 00:33:51,970 A college guy? 612 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,610 Nate Archibald is... epic. 613 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,800 Well, we found Nate. 614 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,370 Oh, E, you tried to play dirty at the dance. 615 00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:18,500 but you should know 616 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,910 nobody puts Jenny in the corner, 617 00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:24,700 and now she's having the time of her life. 618 00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:39,190 So thanks for saving me again. 619 00:34:39,770 --> 00:34:41,890 You know how these girls are. 620 00:34:41,890 --> 00:34:43,530 I'm glad it worked out. 621 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:46,810 Nate? 622 00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:48,950 I gotta say, I didn't see that one coming. 623 00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:52,260 - Well, I learned from the best. - Good answer. 624 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,530 The other queens would like to pay their respects. 625 00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:57,850 You look beautiful, Jenny. Enjoy your night. 626 00:34:57,850 --> 00:35:00,380 Thank you. 627 00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:03,490 So... now what? You wanna get something to eat? 628 00:35:03,490 --> 00:35:06,410 Yeah, but first I need to stop by Tripp's office... 629 00:35:06,410 --> 00:35:10,850 - to hand in my resignation. It's just up the street. - That's my girl. 630 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:24,620 Thanks for coming. 631 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:26,600 You won't believe who Jenny got to walk with her. 632 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,640 I read all about it On "Gossip Girl". 633 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,860 But I didn't come here because of Jenny. 634 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,840 Were you serious on your message? 635 00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:36,070 Have you really been scheming with Blair? 636 00:35:36,270 --> 00:35:38,130 Uh, yeah, I... I know it sounds crazy, but... 637 00:35:38,130 --> 00:35:41,530 So it's official... you've sunk to Jenny's level. 638 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,400 I was doing it to help her. 639 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,920 Although it didn't exactly turn out as I planned. 640 00:35:45,921 --> 00:35:47,000 Really? I'm shocked. 641 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,870 The point is, it doesn't matter. She's not worth our time. 642 00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:52,730 She's not the only one. 643 00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:58,110 I don't want to do this anymore. 644 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,900 Well, we won't. Like I said, I'm... I'm done with Jenny. 645 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,680 I'm not talking about Jenny. 646 00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:08,010 Jonathan, come on. 647 00:36:08,150 --> 00:36:09,940 I promise I'll never talk to her again. 648 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:13,650 It's not about Jenny. It's about who you've become. 649 00:36:14,810 --> 00:36:17,500 I liked you because you were different from everyone else. 650 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,330 You were smart and you knew who you were. 651 00:36:20,330 --> 00:36:22,790 You didn't need to prove anything to anyone. 652 00:36:23,070 --> 00:36:24,610 And now? 653 00:36:25,910 --> 00:36:28,420 I'm... 654 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,200 I'm sorry, Eric, but it's over. 655 00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:43,780 You were the one who said 656 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:46,210 to restrict our scheming to outsiders. 657 00:36:46,210 --> 00:36:48,590 Desperate times, desperate measures. 658 00:36:48,590 --> 00:36:51,350 And I'm willing to accept my punishment. 659 00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:55,760 In fact, I left a few props up in the lounge. 660 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,580 Sadly, your punishment is going to be an evening without me. 661 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,970 I'm gonna spend it with my best friend. 662 00:37:02,190 --> 00:37:05,990 Oh, and if you ever loan out my lingerie again... 663 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:07,190 Well... 664 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,700 I just hope you like me in flannel. 665 00:37:18,390 --> 00:37:19,610 Eric. 666 00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:21,290 I thought maybe you bailed. 667 00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:22,970 Did you see it? It was awesome. 668 00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:25,440 I really showed Blair. She even admitted it herself. 669 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,240 Yeah, you really showed her. Hey, look, 670 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,990 I'm sorry about Jonathan becoming collateral damage. 671 00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:33,210 But you understand, right? I had no choice. 672 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:35,790 And you did lie to me. 673 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:38,910 Oh, a bunch of us are going to Serafina. You wanna come? 674 00:37:38,910 --> 00:37:40,810 Go celebrate with your friends. 675 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:42,940 Hi. 676 00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:49,140 You know, you really put yourself on the radar tonight. 677 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,170 Better not make that mistake again, or you'll pay for real. 678 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,530 She can threaten me all she wants. 679 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,280 I'm not going back to social oblivion. 680 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,830 Don't worry. 681 00:38:06,830 --> 00:38:09,280 Next time we take Jenny down, it'll be for good. 682 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,620 Some people think that when the party ends, 683 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:13,520 the night is over. 684 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,420 But I've found, 685 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:18,300 it's when the music stops and the lights come up 686 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:21,140 that the real trouble begins. 687 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,080 Hi. 688 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,380 I'm glad you came. I want to apologize. 689 00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:30,190 I shouldn't have said anything. 690 00:38:30,190 --> 00:38:31,570 No, I'm... I'm glad you did. 691 00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:33,500 But I don't think it's a good idea 692 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,730 for me to work for you anymore. 693 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:39,030 I actually came here to say that I quit. 694 00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:42,000 I completely understand why you'd want to quit 695 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,780 After what I said today. 696 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,360 But don't throw this away, Serena. 697 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,750 You deserve this opportunity. 698 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:51,740 And I want you there. 699 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:53,530 For whatever reason, I trust you, 700 00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:56,220 And I don't have many people I can say that about 701 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:59,100 in my work or my life. 702 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,900 Yeah, I, uh... 703 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,120 I feel the same way. 704 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,580 And I promise to never cross that line. 705 00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:09,140 We're both adults. 706 00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:13,050 We'll just agree to keep things friendly and professional. 707 00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:16,350 Okay. 708 00:39:16,350 --> 00:39:18,860 Friendly and professional. 709 00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:21,890 Plus, I still owe you for the injury. 710 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,950 Yeah. 711 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,310 Serena! 712 00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:34,230 I mean, Serena, there you are. 713 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:37,650 May I speak to you alone for a moment, please? 714 00:39:37,650 --> 00:39:38,360 Hey, Tripp. 715 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,370 Blair, it's okay. 716 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,250 I'll call you tomorrow. I'm... I'm fine. 717 00:39:44,470 --> 00:39:46,420 I can see that. 718 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,590 I'm sorry. She's a little... 719 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,500 did you even... 720 00:39:58,670 --> 00:40:03,140 I still really don't get 721 00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:04,150 how these events work. 722 00:40:04,150 --> 00:40:06,670 One chance, two chances. 723 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:09,100 Jonathan, Graham, Nate. 724 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:11,540 Even I can't explain that one. 725 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,910 - But I don't think I've seen Jenny this happy... - Ahh. 726 00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:17,030 since she was 8 and made her first dress. 727 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:22,550 Thanks, Lil. 728 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,660 I know the committee didn't make it easy for you 729 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,480 to let in a Humphrey from Brooklyn. 730 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,600 Well, what kind of parents would we be 731 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,210 if we didn't do what we could to make our children happy? 732 00:40:30,210 --> 00:40:35,180 Mmm. Coming to bed? 733 00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:36,790 Mm, yeah, in a minute. 734 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,090 Uh, Vanya said there's something to sign from Bass Industries. 735 00:40:40,090 --> 00:40:42,300 - Okay. Yeah. - Mm. 736 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,790 You better get your beauty rest now, 737 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:28,990 because it looks like things could get ugly in the morning. 738 00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:32,200 XOXO, Gossip Girl. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net