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Gossip Girl here, your one and only source
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into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
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Someone set Tripp up to make
him look like a hero.
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- You...
- This couldn't have worked any better.
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My husband is a Congressman.
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I have a crush on him.
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Now I don't know if I can trust
myself around him.
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Something happened the night
of the Shepherd wedding.
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We're all aware what happened that night.
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I think we got 14 out of 15.
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I'm not going with just one more to go.
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Gossip Girl - S03E10
"The Last Days Of Disco Stick"
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Transcript by chamallow35, YesCool, honeybunny, cRaZyMaGgOt
aaruna6, Lassie, anders80
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www.addic7ed.com
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As a famed literary liar once told Oprah,
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memory is subjective.
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Top of the morning.
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Up top. Yeah, there it is.
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Memories can be embellished or denied.
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Hey, Blair.
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I don't know what you think you saw between
me and Tripp, but nothing is happening.
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But as James Frey knows all too well...
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the truth always comes out.
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This is my 30th message.
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I don't want to fight anymore. Please call me.
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Here comes message 31.
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Ugh. I don't converse with liars or Lewinskys.
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Come on. Blair. You don't know
that you saw anything.
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In the second grade, I saw our gym teacher
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giving Laverne Glazer's mom the glad eye.
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Not only did it earn me the first
"a++" for gym in Constance history,
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I learned that my sexual tension
radar is unparalleled.
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Point ceded.
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So is beatnik back?
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Ew. No. I'm adding new recruits to my student army.
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Apparently at N.Y.U., no one cares if your
forefathers made pumpkin pie at Plymouth.
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They only care if they made profits at Paramount.
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Ahh. The Tisch kids.
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Spawn of moguls and movie stars.
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Yesterday I sent a first edition "no exit"
script to their leader, Paul Hoffman.
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Today I'll secure the alliance.
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- Care to tag along?
- Oh, I'd love to,
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but a high-ranking diplomat has asked
me to show his son around New York.
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I need to build up my continental clientele,
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so it looks like I'm statue of liberty-bound.
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Oh, the sacrifices we make for success.
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I'll think of a way to make your day less boring later.
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- What, a threesome?
- Oh, yeah.
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Just me, Olivia, Vanessa... two girls,
four boobs and one Dan Humphrey.
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- How awesome am I?
- Oh, how stupid can you be?
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- What?
- Buddy, okay, I know things.
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I...I've been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend.
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- Yeah.
- All right, the third person
is supposed to be a stranger.
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No, the fact that it was Vanessa is what made it so fun.
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Okay, the problem is during a threesome, there's always a twosome
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and a onesome going on.
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You know what? The onesome was not so bad.
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Okay, you may have enjoyed the show,
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but let's face it, Vanessa...
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is very vocal. It couldn't have been
easy for Olivia to hear all that.
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No. You know what? Olivia was fine. We talked the next morning. And so is Vanessa.
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I mean, I haven't really seen her much, but, uh, I'm... I'm sure she is.
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- Why are you being such a buzzkill?
- Because you're lucky to have both of them in your life.
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All right? Not only do I not have a girlfriend,
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ever since Serena and I stopped speaking,
I don't even have a girl friend either.
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You had both, and you blew it.
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I did not. I did not.
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Okay. Okay. In fact, you know what? There she is, my still best friend.
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Ah, perfect.
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- Abrams.
- Hey, Dan.
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I've barely seen you this week.
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I feel like you've been avoiding me since...
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No. No, not at all. Uh, tonight at the bowery... I think Morrissey is playing.
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So you want to go, just the two of us, for old times' sake?
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Yeah, I'd love it.
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- So I'll see you tonight?
- Yeah, of course. Yeah.
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- Sorry.
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Well, it didn't seem awkward at all.
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Everything is... it's fine. It really is.
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Give me a call if you need me, which you will.
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Gaga's a Tisch alumni. Even if she doesn't want to give a secret concert at the Bleecker,
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at least show me the courtesy of writing back.
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Are you guys talking about Lady Gaga?
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No, Blair. I'm talking about Gaga Ahmadinejad, First Lady of Iran.
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That's funny.
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You know who likes sarcasm?
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My stepfather, Cyrus Rose,
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big-time entertainment lawyer. Maybe he could talk her into doing a show.
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Uh, Blair, we all know who my father is,
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and this girl here is Willa Weinstein.
If our fathers can't help us,
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I doubt Cyrus Rose, whom I've never heard of, can.
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What are you guys doing for cabaret tonight?
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Fairy-tale theme is hard.
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- Don't want to be trite.
- Cabaret?
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I love cabaret...
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and fairy tales.
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- Princesses, queens...
- Uh, sorry, Blair. It's my cabaret,
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and it's by invitation only. All the spots are filled by...
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serious theater students.
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I don't care how much money they're offering. K.C.,
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"Bitches of Eastwick" is a terrible idea.
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It's like "Heathers," but with witches.
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I... ever since "E.K.4" isn't happening,
she's literally pushing me to take anything.
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Yeah, well, I thought... well, I'd hoped
that you'd, uh, you'd stick around now.
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Well, that's my plan.
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I'm so happy here, You know, with my classes, and I have you.
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And Vanessa.
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And Vanessa.
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And if I want to act, I can do it here at N.Y.U.,
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- You know, with the best theater department in the whole country.
- Yeah, absolutely.
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Yeah, you know, speaking of Tisch, um, tell me if I'm crazy,
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but I was thinking of applying to the,
uh, playwriting program for next year.
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Dan, I don't think that's crazy at all.
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I would have to write a play by this Christmas break.
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Well, I'll help you with your application tonigh
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I would love that, but, uh, tonight Vanessa and I are gonna go see Morrissey at the bowery.
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It's a tradition we've had since seventh grade. You know, we wear tight shirts,
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we through gladiolus on stage.
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Um, it's okay, right?
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Yes, of course.
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It's tradition.
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I'm gonna go grab a coffee, okay?
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I'll see you later.
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Okay, uh...
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I thought we were gonna grab coffee together.
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What about Brad Alexander?
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His mother said he's single.
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Uh, yeah, 'cause he gave six girls from Nightingale
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the gonorrhea of the throat last year.
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What are you two doing?
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Oh, we're trying to find Jenny a date
for the horticultural society gala.
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Don't worry, dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys.
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I'm looking to expand my horizons.
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I'll be just a minute.
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Charles, how are you?
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Can I get you a cup of coffee?
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Thanks, but I'm on my way to the planetarium.
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- I was just dropping off those papers you needed.
- Thank you.
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Did Chuck Bass just say he was going to the planetarium?
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Mm-Hmm. I'm entertaining a hotel
guest, the son of an ambassador.
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He's waiting in the foyer.
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Well, maybe jenny
could show him around.
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You did say you wanted
to expand your horizons.
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Yeah. I can do it.
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But you owe me.
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With pleasure.
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What is
gonorrhea of the throat?
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Olivia.
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Just the starlet
i was hoping to find.
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Hi, blair.
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Uh, dorota need to use my outlet
for your towel warmer again?
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Actually, i have a question.
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How do i win over shallow,
superficial actors?
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Calling them "shallow"
and "superficial" didn't work?
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I'm serious.
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they're all doing this cabaret thing
tonight. I wasn't even invited.
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not that
i have anything to perform.
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Well, you're in luck.
i-i was invited.
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I guess being a movie star
has a certain cache.
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I may have read that
at the dentist.
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More importantly, i am dating a guy
who needs an opportunity to write a play.
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He'll just need to clear
his schedule first.
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Hey. tripp.
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Uh, how are you? I was, uh,
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just leaving you a note about the, uh,
"observer" article.
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Oh. great.
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I thought you wouldn't be here,
which is what it said on your schedule.
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Right. um, my meeting
ended early.
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- Good.
- yeah.
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Then you'll have time
to read my note.
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You know, this, um, this really
shouldn't be so awkward.
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It won't be for too long.
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Big move to d.c. tomorrow.
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I thought that wasn't
until january.
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Maureen wanted to be there for the
holidays-- The parties, the networking.
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It's probably for the best,
though.
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I've been pretty...
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Distracted.
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- yeah, tell me about it.
- Uh, last week...
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Nothing happened.
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Then why does it
feel like it did?
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Maybe we should just, uh...
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Avoid each other
until you leave.
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There you two are.
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Honey.
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i just found out they had to move
the freshman spouses luncheon.
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Um, so i'd have to leave
in an hour. is that okay?
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yeah, of course. I'll see you tomorrow.
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i'll just
have jeanne finish packing.
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But all that's left is
the home office.
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Serena should help you.
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There's some private
family stuff, and i trust you
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That's not really
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in serena's job description.
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She doesn't mind. do you?
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Now who wants to take
their favorite wife to brunch?
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don't forget yourself,
congressman.
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your marriage could wind up
in "a million little pieces."
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Mom, i know how much you love
grandfather. and i get it.
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It's not like i haven't forgiven
my father a few times. But
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do not let him
manipulate you.
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He was the one
behind the hudson thing.
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Who else could it be?
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hello? nate?
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I'm sorry. mom?
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Yeah, i'd love to hear
your new information,
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But, um, listen, i gotta go.
I'll call you later, okay?
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I know i'm not
your favorite person right now,
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But it's me, nate, and--and there's
no one else i can talk to about this.
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I, uh...
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I think i may be about to get
involved with a married man.
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Why am i the only one
you can talk to?
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Because it's tripp.
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Vanessa, hey.
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Hey.
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i figured you'd be back to get
some clean clothes at some point.
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yeah.
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I know,
we've barely seen each other.
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Dan and i have just
been...
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busy, you know?
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So...
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You're not..
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Avoiding me
because
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of the whole...
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What?
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oh, my god. Uh, no. i...
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Come on. No.
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Okay, great,
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because i was totally freaking out
before i ran into dan this morning.
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But he was the same old dan.
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You know, tonight we're going to, like,
our fifth morrissey show,
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And i still have tickets from
our first one in seventh grade.
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um, actually...
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I feel really bad
about that.
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Um, a month ago, i signed dan and me up
for the bleecker inn cabaret,
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and it's tonight.
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Um, we would
totally blow it off,
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But dan wants to apply to tisch, and
it's just really great exposure for him.
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oh, yeah.
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Okay. Sorry about morrissey.
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I just don't get it.
i mean, tripp? really?
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00:12:57,808 --> 00:13:00,033
Two months ago, you were
all over carter baizen.
243
00:13:00,038 --> 00:13:03,227
Tripp has sacrificed so much
to get where he is.
244
00:13:03,232 --> 00:13:04,707
I mean, we all have.
245
00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:06,621
he can't
just throw it away for you.
246
00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:09,814
Yeah, and he's fighting it,
and so am i.
247
00:13:09,819 --> 00:13:12,680
I can literally feel my heart
thump when i see him.
248
00:13:12,685 --> 00:13:16,104
I haven't felt this way
since i was 13, with jude law in "alfie."
249
00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:19,159
Yeah, well, you're not 13
anymore, serena.
250
00:13:20,955 --> 00:13:25,429
You know, i thought that, uh, whatever
happened between us I could still count on you,
251
00:13:26,185 --> 00:13:27,922
But i guess i was wrong.
252
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,113
Hey.
253
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,192
You're right. i'm sorry.
254
00:13:36,585 --> 00:13:38,535
You can count on me, always.
255
00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:41,638
So, belgium, huh?
256
00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:45,732
I bet they have really good waffles.
My family's really into waffles.
257
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,742
yeah, i've barely tasted them.
We left
258
00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:50,361
when i was 4 so my father could work
on the oslo accord.
259
00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:53,376
he worked on the oslo accord?
that sounds major.
260
00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:56,525
Yeah, clearly more major
than being a father, but...
261
00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:57,530
right.
262
00:13:57,535 --> 00:14:00,293
So, uh, what do you want to do?
there's the boathouse for lunch,
263
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,762
Or we could walk on over
to jean georges.
264
00:14:02,797 --> 00:14:04,584
Or we could walk on over
to jean georges.
265
00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:06,914
It'll be fun.
266
00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:13,752
Oh, my god. don't--don't look now, but
those are--those are the chapin mean girls.
267
00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:15,692
hi.
268
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,424
they're gonna die
of jealousy.
269
00:14:26,887 --> 00:14:31,106
Toy sail--sailboats? Really?
270
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,750
Come on. it might be cool
in belgium,
271
00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:37,347
But in manhattan,
only little kids do that.
272
00:14:46,358 --> 00:14:48,326
You have eight hours
to write and rehearse
273
00:14:48,361 --> 00:14:50,574
Your reimagined fairy tale
before tech.
274
00:14:50,609 --> 00:14:55,192
Lots of tisch faculty and alums
will be there, plus my legit agent.
275
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,836
So, please, don't embarrass me.
276
00:14:57,871 --> 00:14:59,153
Good luck.
277
00:15:00,311 --> 00:15:02,357
- See?
- yeah, you're--yeah, you're right. you're right.
278
00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:04,373
This is gonna be
a great opportunity.
279
00:15:04,408 --> 00:15:09,014
- All right, so which fairy tale do you
think i should--
- Totally "snow white."
280
00:15:10,261 --> 00:15:11,911
sorry i'm late.
281
00:15:12,809 --> 00:15:15,198
Uh, uh, what? What is she doing here?
282
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,413
Silly.
283
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:20,527
i'm the producer, costar and director.
284
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:23,126
Yeah, it was--
it was her idea, actually.
285
00:15:23,161 --> 00:15:25,047
My brilliant idea.
286
00:15:25,449 --> 00:15:29,257
A musical featuring the songs
of tisch alumna lady gaga.
287
00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:31,243
Paul loves his gaga.
288
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:34,755
I'm gonna go pick his brain
about what songs he'd think work best
289
00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:36,025
thematically.
290
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:41,837
Okay. um...What's--
what's going on here?
291
00:15:42,255 --> 00:15:45,443
You want me to cancel on vanessa,
who's gonna be justifiably furious, to--to write
292
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,184
a "snow white"/ lady gaga musical
to be directed by blair waldorf?
293
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:53,083
listen, i know that her idea
is--is kind of out of the box,
294
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,195
but if you pull this off,
everyone's gonna be talking about it.
295
00:15:56,879 --> 00:16:00,340
And i talked to vanessa. she's
totally cool about tonight.
296
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,748
Wait.
s-so you already told her?
297
00:16:02,783 --> 00:16:07,056
I-i ran into her in--in our room,
and she was fine. i promise.
298
00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:11,632
leave a message,
and i might listen to it.
299
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,859
Chuck, could you find
another way to drum up business?
300
00:16:13,894 --> 00:16:17,676
Because this belgian bore has been playing
in the park for the past half-hour with his dinghy.
301
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:20,927
- i have a reputation.
- All right. all set.
302
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,571
what now? balloon animals?
303
00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:25,168
By the way,
you took the wrong boat.
304
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:29,320
Uh, no. actually, this is,
uh, the one with the cash.
305
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,897
- Mine had the "e" in it.
- what?
306
00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:34,464
Sorry if i was boring you.
307
00:16:34,706 --> 00:16:39,328
you still want to get some lunch
and we can go find those, uh, chapin girls?
308
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,381
Okay, man, so--so get this. i
had plans with vanessa tonight,
309
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:48,269
Right? but then olivia signed me up to do
this cabaret thing with her and blair.
310
00:16:48,304 --> 00:16:52,557
oh, yeah. that's post-threesome stage one,
wherein one, if not both girls,
311
00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:54,470
Try to prove to the other
who you belong to.
312
00:16:54,505 --> 00:16:56,880
- All right, so what do i do?
- oh, you gotta prove to olivia that you
313
00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:01,119
and vanessa are still just friends, despite
the fact that you've seen each other's business.
314
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,184
- You good?
- yeah, thanks, man.
315
00:17:04,219 --> 00:17:05,933
All right, later.
316
00:17:07,454 --> 00:17:11,021
Oh. dan. girl problems.
You don't even want to know.
317
00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:12,947
It sounds like you're
everyone's therapist today.
318
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,276
Yeah, well, affairs with married
people, love triangles--
319
00:17:15,311 --> 00:17:19,297
Just so happens everyone's problems are
well within my area of expertise.
320
00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:21,538
Okay, you ready?
321
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:36,635
Serena, hey.
322
00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:39,217
Uh, what do you like
on your pizza?
323
00:17:39,252 --> 00:17:41,523
Actually,
i'm--i'm not coming over.
324
00:17:42,886 --> 00:17:44,983
I had a feeling you'd call.
325
00:17:46,477 --> 00:17:48,662
I can't say i'm not
disappointed, though.
326
00:17:48,697 --> 00:17:53,001
Come on, tripp. You know it's not a good
idea for us to be alone all night.
327
00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:55,011
No, you're right.
328
00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:58,519
I don't want to go
without saying good-bye.
329
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,556
Could we maybe
just get some lunch?
330
00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:04,497
Lunch? yeah.
i--you know, i...
331
00:18:06,069 --> 00:18:07,774
Um...
i actually don't think
332
00:18:07,809 --> 00:18:10,961
That i can.
but travel safe, congressman.
333
00:18:10,996 --> 00:18:12,880
- Bye.
- Good work.
334
00:18:12,915 --> 00:18:17,017
i'm gonna be here to keep you strong.
Until tripp leaves, i'm not gonna let you out of my sight.
335
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,168
Mr. van der bilt, mrs. archibald
is here to see you.
336
00:18:24,378 --> 00:18:25,460
My aunt?
337
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:31,666
- I'm kind of busy. can she come back later?
- No, she said it was important.
338
00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:38,762
- I thought you had a play to write.
- listen, i'm sorry about morrissey,
339
00:18:38,797 --> 00:18:41,699
But i told olivia this morning that i
wanted to apply to tisch, and so she saw
340
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:44,296
this cabaret
thing, and she signed us up.
341
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,631
- Wait. This morning?
- Yeah
342
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:49,395
You know, it had nothing to do with our plans tonight.
343
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,765
- I mean, this is -- it's a big opportunity
for me.
- Of course.
344
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:55,241
Yeah, so, um, I-I'm gonna need your help.
345
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:01,526
Inspired by miss GaGa's lyrics, I've written a stirical commentary.
346
00:19:01,561 --> 00:19:06,205
About fame, glamour and our
society's obsession with the
shiny new thing.
347
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,713
Humphrey, I'm surprised.
This isn't horrible.
348
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,200
You play the aging queen,
349
00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:12,981
a fading but talented rock star
who earned her success.
350
00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:16,252
Olivio, snow white, a young up-and-comer
who's trying to steal the queen's
thunder
351
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,521
- by being outrageous and sexy.
- I like it.
352
00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:22,661
Yeah. Uh, Amalia, Sophie,
twins...
353
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,783
You're the struggling dwarf boy band.
354
00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:28,018
I'll be prince of charming records,
trying to find his next
big pop star.
355
00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:31,992
so i, you know, I think it, uh, i think it kinda works.
don't get too cocky, humphrey.
356
00:19:32,027 --> 00:19:33,807
We still have your subpar acting
to deal with.
357
00:19:33,842 --> 00:19:35,571
Let's meet back here
in a half an hour.
358
00:19:35,606 --> 00:19:38,043
Everyone off book so i can block.
actually, i've found
359
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:41,001
a more experienced director
More suited to the project.
360
00:19:41,036 --> 00:19:43,279
julie taymor?
close.
361
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:47,585
- No.
- vanessa?
362
00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:58,128
V., i am so stupid for not
thinking of you earlier.
363
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:02,389
We're so lucky to have you to bring
dan's amazing words to life.
364
00:20:02,424 --> 00:20:05,078
- Wait until you read this.
- i already did. dan always shows
365
00:20:05,113 --> 00:20:07,213
me early drafts of his work.
366
00:20:08,462 --> 00:20:11,901
Well--well, i mean, i, you know, I had
to get her onboard, show her somethin'.
367
00:20:12,174 --> 00:20:14,545
Great. well,
if you need any pointers,
368
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,765
I've worked with some
of the world's best directors.
369
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,833
sure. If i want to turn anyone into a bat,
i'll--i'll let you know. Thank you.
370
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,563
- Dan?
- yeah?
371
00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:27,489
When girls live together,
372
00:20:27,524 --> 00:20:29,874
Sometimes their cycles
sync up.
373
00:20:30,844 --> 00:20:34,654
No hormones-- not yours or theirs--
Will get in the way of my cabaret.
374
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:36,139
It'll be fine, blair.
375
00:20:36,928 --> 00:20:40,195
What exactly does
an upper east side queen do?
376
00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:42,209
You wear designer clothes
377
00:20:42,244 --> 00:20:43,815
And boss people around?
378
00:20:44,755 --> 00:20:45,760
No.
379
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:49,283
I go to parties
and openings and stuff.
380
00:20:49,619 --> 00:20:52,613
Where you wear designer clothes
and boss people around?
381
00:20:54,409 --> 00:20:56,490
sounds like
kind of a yawn.
382
00:20:57,074 --> 00:21:00,346
Well, yeah, I guess compared to being
an international drug dealer.
383
00:21:00,702 --> 00:21:04,312
What's the deal with that anyway?
I mean, you don't need the money.
Your dad's an ambassador, right?
384
00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:06,797
exactly, which means we don't
have to go through customs,
385
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,238
They don't search our bags
when we come in from the hague.
386
00:21:09,248 --> 00:21:11,566
Besides of the added
satisfaction of knowing my father
387
00:21:11,576 --> 00:21:14,147
would have to suffer
if i were ever caught.
388
00:21:14,431 --> 00:21:18,361
A little bit of danger is what
makes life worth living,
389
00:21:18,396 --> 00:21:21,702
And you had your very first
taste today, queen jenny.
390
00:21:21,884 --> 00:21:23,909
It was kind of thrilling.
391
00:21:24,609 --> 00:21:29,581
if you mean that, some friends are gonna
meet me a little later to refuel my boat.
392
00:21:30,928 --> 00:21:32,332
You in?
393
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,364
High school was
so much easier.
394
00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:36,735
yeah, in some ways.
395
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:40,503
well, i wasn't attracted to married men.
Yeah, but i was.
396
00:21:40,513 --> 00:21:43,294
Well, not--
not men, obviously.
397
00:21:44,182 --> 00:21:47,620
Lady Catherine-- that was my first
experience being someone's fake girlfriend.
398
00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:50,345
- Who knew i'd do it as a profession?
- Well, if it makes you feel any better, you were
399
00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:51,919
a great fake girlfriend.
400
00:21:51,929 --> 00:21:53,274
Oh, my god. You got...
401
00:21:55,207 --> 00:21:58,194
It's, like, all over your-- No. No.
402
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,432
- No. No.
- It's, like, you got-- No.
403
00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:02,454
It's like... just--
Here. Stop.
404
00:22:03,194 --> 00:22:04,708
- You're good.
- Thank you.
405
00:22:04,718 --> 00:22:06,353
Yeah.
406
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,779
Oh. It's, uh, it's Tripp.
407
00:22:11,223 --> 00:22:14,335
- Oh, you can't.
- But what if it's important?
408
00:22:14,345 --> 00:22:16,516
Serena, just give me the phone.
409
00:22:16,977 --> 00:22:19,149
Now you can't talk about him
or think about him or see him.
410
00:22:19,159 --> 00:22:21,650
What--What are you gonna do, tie me
to a chair until his plane leaves?
411
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,287
I'm gonna take you on a bar
crawl, and we are getting drunk.
412
00:22:24,297 --> 00:22:27,035
Okay, like, really, really drunk.
413
00:22:27,594 --> 00:22:30,753
- Deal?
- Deal. You're the best.
414
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,137
Oh, snow,
415
00:22:35,374 --> 00:22:38,638
have this apple martini before
your VMA Performance tonight.
416
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:39,963
I promise
417
00:22:39,973 --> 00:22:41,643
it's not poisoned.
418
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,343
Okay, dwarves, that's your cue.
419
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,878
You know, i think the dwarves
should be in the front.
420
00:22:51,863 --> 00:22:54,298
Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me.
421
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:56,819
Um, no one's gonna
be able to see me.
422
00:22:56,829 --> 00:23:00,244
Yeah, well, this moment really
is about the dwarves, right Dan?
423
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,587
Yeah, well, i mean,
424
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:04,224
It's called "snow white,"
so technically it's...
425
00:23:04,234 --> 00:23:05,854
Of course you
would take her side.
426
00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:07,055
- What?
- Well, he's right.
427
00:23:07,065 --> 00:23:10,138
- I'm not standing in the back.
- It was just a suggestion.
428
00:23:13,801 --> 00:23:16,817
Boxing me out is one of
vanessa's favorite activities.
429
00:23:16,827 --> 00:23:20,607
- What did you say?
- All right. Okay, girls, let's calm down,
430
00:23:20,617 --> 00:23:22,213
talk rationally.
431
00:23:22,223 --> 00:23:25,395
You're the one who signed up
for this cabaret to box me out.
432
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,716
Are you kidding me?
433
00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:28,851
You're the one
who boxed me out today,
434
00:23:28,861 --> 00:23:30,911
with your morrissey plans.
435
00:23:30,921 --> 00:23:32,652
And that night.
436
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,975
- What?
- What are you talking about?
437
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,298
Vanessa, you're in love with Dan,
438
00:23:44,308 --> 00:23:46,883
- and everybody here knows it.
- It is true.
439
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:50,428
Olivia, that--
That's crazy. Come on.
440
00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:53,483
Okay, i don't need to put
up with any of this. I quit.
441
00:23:53,493 --> 00:23:55,864
Oh, no, you don't. I quit.
442
00:23:56,409 --> 00:24:00,448
What is going on? Did you bozos have
a threesome or something?
443
00:24:01,214 --> 00:24:02,224
Oh, god.
444
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:04,060
How stupid can you be?
445
00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:05,886
The third person is always
supposed to be a stranger.
446
00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:08,415
Blair, look, this is my mess. I can--
I'm-- I'm gonna go talk to t he girls.
447
00:24:08,425 --> 00:24:10,174
In which order? Hmm?
448
00:24:11,425 --> 00:24:12,617
Exactly.
449
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,371
You're gonna have to tech
all by yourself.
450
00:24:15,406 --> 00:24:19,043
I have an army to build,
a school to take over
451
00:24:19,437 --> 00:24:21,452
and girls to blackmail.
452
00:24:21,913 --> 00:24:24,644
Uh-Oh, playwright.
Better whip out your pen.
453
00:24:24,654 --> 00:24:28,739
It looks like this cabaret
just became a one-Man show.
454
00:24:30,818 --> 00:24:31,851
Olivia,
455
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,168
I'm not asking you
to do cabaret for me.
456
00:24:35,178 --> 00:24:39,005
I'm asking you to do it for
all the tweens of this world.
457
00:24:39,015 --> 00:24:41,173
My fans don't care
if i do cabaret.
458
00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:44,326
But they'll care if they hear their
favorite queen of the dead had a...
459
00:24:44,336 --> 00:24:46,970
Ménage with
disgusting Dan Humphrey
460
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,809
and his celebutante girlfriend.
461
00:24:48,819 --> 00:24:52,981
Do you really want everyone here to know
that alterna-Chick Abrams is literally a
star?
462
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,367
First i'll text TMZ...
463
00:24:55,943 --> 00:24:57,478
then Gossip Girl.
464
00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,416
Oh, and the town crier
in nowheresville, vermont,
465
00:25:01,426 --> 00:25:03,842
so your parents find out.
466
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:04,920
So...
467
00:25:06,033 --> 00:25:07,297
What's it gonna be?
468
00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:21,166
Do you realize we haven't been
out drinking alone since,
469
00:25:21,176 --> 00:25:23,914
- uh....
- Since the shepherd wedding.
470
00:25:24,951 --> 00:25:26,012
Yeah,
471
00:25:26,337 --> 00:25:29,178
- the night that everything changed.
- Yeah.
472
00:25:30,308 --> 00:25:33,457
Maybe we should get some food and
sober up before something happens.
473
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:35,958
Come on, Nate. It's been
three and a half years.
474
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:38,830
I can control myself
if you can.
475
00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:42,419
- Another round, please.
- You got it.
476
00:25:42,595 --> 00:25:46,661
- Saved by the bell.
- Hold on one second. I'll be, uh,
i'll be right back.
477
00:25:47,596 --> 00:25:49,077
- Hey.
- Nate.
478
00:25:49,686 --> 00:25:51,726
I just found out...
479
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:57,078
Grandfather wasn't behind
"hudson hero."
480
00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:58,541
It was maureen.
481
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,444
your mom just told me.
482
00:26:00,454 --> 00:26:02,189
no. you're kidding me.
483
00:26:02,336 --> 00:26:04,475
i'm so sorry, nate.
484
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:07,851
- i let you take the fall.
- what are you--don't worry about me,
485
00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:09,594
tripp.it's you.
486
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:12,744
what are you gonna do?
487
00:26:12,754 --> 00:26:14,086
i don't know.
488
00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:16,314
i can never trust her again.
489
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,766
i don't know if i even want
to see her again.
490
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:21,026
of course, you're angry.
491
00:26:21,036 --> 00:26:23,192
okay, tripp, but she's
your wife. all right?
492
00:26:23,537 --> 00:26:26,459
any kind of separation
this early in the term
493
00:26:26,469 --> 00:26:28,052
could affect your reelection.
494
00:26:28,062 --> 00:26:31,746
reelection is the last thing
on my mind right now.
495
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,764
i just need
to clear my head.
496
00:26:35,507 --> 00:26:37,554
- but you're out.
- no, i'm just at the brandy library with a friend.
497
00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:41,829
listen, hang in there,
and i'll call you later, okay?
498
00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:50,172
was that dan again?
499
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,668
Yeah, the guy's
500
00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,446
got the most complicated
love life. how about that round?
501
00:26:54,456 --> 00:26:57,187
now there's
the nate i remember.
502
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,160
oh, by the way, eugene,
uh, jenny. jenny, eugene.
503
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:13,394
- hi, nice to meet you.
- cool. see you, boss.
504
00:27:22,046 --> 00:27:23,079
good.
505
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:25,392
my guy is here.
506
00:27:25,402 --> 00:27:27,812
here here? like he's
coming over to the table?
507
00:27:28,018 --> 00:27:32,657
where would you suggest we do it?
in the alley, with the cops and the cameras?
508
00:27:35,635 --> 00:27:39,074
i understand
if you want to leave or, you know, go to a-another table.
509
00:27:40,439 --> 00:27:42,327
no. i'm good.
510
00:27:49,818 --> 00:27:53,026
granny... why are your teeth so...
511
00:27:54,096 --> 00:27:55,560
big?
512
00:27:56,728 --> 00:27:58,600
what if they don't show up?
513
00:27:58,781 --> 00:28:00,292
they will.
514
00:28:03,122 --> 00:28:06,423
oh, that's
the "show must go on" spirit.
515
00:28:09,315 --> 00:28:11,995
we're up next. i'm gonna go make
sure the dwarves are ready.
516
00:28:12,032 --> 00:28:16,035
and i have a little treat
for paul i need to set up.
517
00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:20,515
hey. i'm--i'm glad
you decided to come tonight.
518
00:28:20,531 --> 00:28:23,424
well, blair didn't really
give me much choice.
519
00:28:23,474 --> 00:28:27,044
look, uh, vanessa and i
are just friends.
520
00:28:27,078 --> 00:28:31,233
she has no feelings for me. i'm positive.
in fact, i made the same mistake when you went to japan.
521
00:28:31,269 --> 00:28:34,237
so, you know, whatever you...
522
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:37,857
think you saw
during our--our thing,
523
00:28:38,449 --> 00:28:42,328
- uh, it wasn't from her.
- yeah, no. you're right.
524
00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:45,325
right. see?
i told you.
525
00:28:45,383 --> 00:28:47,818
it wasn't from her.
526
00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:50,314
it was from you.
527
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:54,761
i sat up to take
my shirt off. i look over,
528
00:28:55,854 --> 00:28:59,491
and... you were looking at vanessa
like you've never looked at me.
529
00:29:01,786 --> 00:29:04,120
and then you kissed her,
like...
530
00:29:06,116 --> 00:29:09,900
- like you've never kissed me.
- no. that's...
531
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,307
that little thing?
that was hardly even a kiss.
532
00:29:13,711 --> 00:29:17,647
that you even know what i'm talking about
proves that it happened.
533
00:29:20,082 --> 00:29:22,358
if you just let yourself,
534
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:25,428
you'll see that your feelings
for her are real...
535
00:29:25,515 --> 00:29:28,686
and you should
stop kidding yourself.
536
00:29:29,152 --> 00:29:30,868
hey, prince charming.
537
00:29:30,874 --> 00:29:34,506
looks like it's time for you to look
in the enchanted mirror.
538
00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:38,920
platinum record on the wall,
539
00:29:38,992 --> 00:29:42,061
who's the most talented of us all?
540
00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:44,711
though your voice is
as clear as day,
541
00:29:44,729 --> 00:29:47,664
your dance moves are quite pass?
542
00:29:47,888 --> 00:29:52,470
And Snow White's youth and sex appeal
means she'll get the record deal.
543
00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:03,196
* She's Pitch *
SHE'S TONE-DEAF
544
00:30:03,365 --> 00:30:06,344
SHE'S TONE-DEAF
* i am bitchy. *
545
00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:09,603
My, what talent you small people have.
546
00:30:09,663 --> 00:30:12,983
If only there were a vampy
young vixen to front you,
547
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:16,160
we'd all be swimming in online sales. Luckily...
548
00:30:16,234 --> 00:30:18,709
I happen to be dating one.
549
00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:21,827
* I wanna kiss you *
550
00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:25,569
* But if I do, then I might miss you, babe *
551
00:30:26,155 --> 00:30:28,686
* It's complicated and stupid *
552
00:30:28,709 --> 00:30:31,247
* Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid *
553
00:30:31,266 --> 00:30:34,161
* Guess he wants to play, wants to play *
554
00:30:34,184 --> 00:30:36,478
* A love game, a love game *
555
00:30:36,488 --> 00:30:39,765
* A love game, a love game, a love game *
556
00:30:39,813 --> 00:30:43,281
* A love game, a love game, a love game *
557
00:30:44,777 --> 00:30:47,585
So you guys met at boarding school? That's cool.
558
00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:50,609
What?
559
00:30:51,576 --> 00:30:53,010
Right.
560
00:30:53,056 --> 00:30:55,758
Yeah, eighth grade, Le Rosey.
561
00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:59,228
- Good times.
- Yeah.
562
00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:08,001
Um, it was nice to meet you. I'm
gonna use the ladies room.
563
00:31:08,012 --> 00:31:10,661
No, no, no. Hey, sit down.
Don't go empty-handed.
564
00:31:10,671 --> 00:31:13,754
Here. Just, uh, test the product, yeah?
565
00:31:14,385 --> 00:31:16,552
That won't be necessary.
566
00:31:17,094 --> 00:31:19,699
Ch... Chuck, what are you doing here?
567
00:31:19,854 --> 00:31:22,567
After I got your message, I had housekeeping
568
00:31:22,566 --> 00:31:24,933
do an early turndown service on Damien's room.
569
00:31:25,345 --> 00:31:27,536
That's where they found his stash.
570
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,704
I've had my own experience in the
boat pond. I'm taking you home.
571
00:31:30,741 --> 00:31:33,521
You and your father have until
noon to collect your luggage.
572
00:31:33,526 --> 00:31:35,203
After that, it's in the river.
573
00:31:35,297 --> 00:31:37,929
Chuck, you're totally overreacting.
I'm really fine.
574
00:31:37,957 --> 00:31:41,102
Dude, the lady said she's fine.
575
00:31:43,315 --> 00:31:44,624
Dude...
576
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:46,802
I'm Chuck Bass.
577
00:31:46,837 --> 00:31:49,872
Even Europeans must know what that means.
578
00:32:00,026 --> 00:32:02,321
Well, now that i've added a
disco-electro pop beat
579
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:04,287
to Snow White's love ballad
580
00:32:04,308 --> 00:32:06,227
and put your voices through auto-tune,
581
00:32:06,261 --> 00:32:08,794
It's time to take over the land.
582
00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:12,643
Let's have some fun. This beat is sick.
583
00:32:12,652 --> 00:32:15,526
* I wanna take a ride on
your disco stick *
584
00:32:17,051 --> 00:32:19,302
That's her cue. Where the hell is she?
585
00:32:19,349 --> 00:32:21,283
I have no idea.
586
00:32:21,718 --> 00:32:23,926
* I wanna take a ride on
your disco stick *
587
00:32:23,937 --> 00:32:26,022
Well... well, y... you know what?
The disco stick tends to be
588
00:32:26,035 --> 00:32:28,629
an unreliable form of transportation.
589
00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:31,146
It, uh, it breaks down a lot.
590
00:32:31,189 --> 00:32:32,620
- What... what are you doing?
- Get in.
591
00:32:32,630 --> 00:32:33,673
Yes.
592
00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:36,528
593
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:38,812
Oh... Prince, here I am... Snow White.
594
00:32:40,757 --> 00:32:44,310
Oh. And I... and I got plastic surgery
and colored my hair, like you suggested.
595
00:32:44,321 --> 00:32:47,080
Oh, right. Right. Well, you look fantastic.
596
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,674
You know, it took me a long time
597
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:57,312
to get over what happened with us that night.
598
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,911
I actually, uh...
599
00:33:01,602 --> 00:33:02,951
Well...
600
00:33:03,299 --> 00:33:05,800
two years ago at the masquerade ball,
601
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:08,179
I tried to tell you I loved you.
602
00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:11,125
It turns out I told Jenny Humphrey.
603
00:33:11,243 --> 00:33:14,045
She was wearing your mask.
604
00:33:16,383 --> 00:33:18,984
You... you loved me?
605
00:33:21,756 --> 00:33:23,620
Of course I did.
606
00:33:23,909 --> 00:33:26,465
Serena, you're the most beautiful,
607
00:33:26,524 --> 00:33:29,774
amazing, alive person I've ever known.
608
00:33:30,698 --> 00:33:32,045
Nate.
609
00:33:37,585 --> 00:33:40,378
I hope I'm not interrupting something.
610
00:33:46,547 --> 00:33:49,234
Platinum record on the wall,
611
00:33:49,257 --> 00:33:51,673
it's me now who have it all.
612
00:33:51,682 --> 00:33:54,479
Just as long as true love's kiss
613
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:56,994
doesn't wake this coked-up miss.
614
00:33:57,016 --> 00:33:59,985
Oh, if only the prince would kiss her...
615
00:34:00,067 --> 00:34:04,370
we could be international backup
dancers on her world tour.
616
00:34:07,599 --> 00:34:09,233
There he is now!
617
00:34:09,499 --> 00:34:10,970
Yes.
618
00:34:22,913 --> 00:34:25,014
You have to kiss her.
619
00:34:26,295 --> 00:34:27,887
Kiss her!
620
00:35:03,681 --> 00:35:05,081
What are you doing?
621
00:35:06,783 --> 00:35:08,374
Uh... Snow White is alive!
622
00:35:10,796 --> 00:35:12,671
So Snow White lives.
623
00:35:12,706 --> 00:35:14,956
But are Dan and Olivia dead?
624
00:35:19,157 --> 00:35:20,191
Blair,
625
00:35:20,226 --> 00:35:22,926
it was amazing. You surprised us all.
626
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,533
Speaking of which, I have a surprise for all of you.
627
00:35:25,568 --> 00:35:27,472
And, uh, Dan, if you ever think of applying
628
00:35:27,507 --> 00:35:30,750
to the playwriting program, let me know
if you want me to read your sample, give some notes.
629
00:35:30,785 --> 00:35:34,585
Oh, wow. Oh, thank you so much. Yeah,
I'm gonna take you up on that offer.
630
00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:40,673
Everyone,
631
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:41,708
follow me.
632
00:35:46,089 --> 00:35:47,897
So maureen,
633
00:35:48,805 --> 00:35:50,194
uh... wow.
634
00:35:50,908 --> 00:35:53,249
- I, um, I can't believe she did that.
- I called her.
635
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:54,434
She admitted it.
636
00:35:55,712 --> 00:35:56,715
You okay?
637
00:35:57,792 --> 00:35:59,292
Not really.
638
00:35:59,545 --> 00:36:02,245
My wife isn't who I thought she was,
639
00:36:03,254 --> 00:36:05,154
and neither's my marriage.
640
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,891
Nate, thanks for hearing me out earlier.
641
00:36:11,019 --> 00:36:12,519
You're a great friend.
642
00:36:12,782 --> 00:36:13,832
Yeah, well...
643
00:36:15,225 --> 00:36:16,525
any time.
644
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:20,375
Wait. Nate, you knew? Why
didn't you say anything to me?
645
00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:22,260
- I...
- Look, Serena,
646
00:36:23,034 --> 00:36:24,634
I don't know anything anymore.
647
00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:28,056
I just know I don't want to be alone.
648
00:36:28,091 --> 00:36:29,841
Could we take a walk?
649
00:36:30,838 --> 00:36:31,838
Yeah.
650
00:36:32,571 --> 00:36:33,721
Hey, wait.
651
00:36:34,547 --> 00:36:35,547
Serena,
652
00:36:36,873 --> 00:36:40,423
I didn't tell you about Maureen
because Tripp's a married man.
653
00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:43,108
If you go with him now, you're
gonna cross the line.
654
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,325
Thank you for everything, Nate, really,
655
00:36:48,146 --> 00:36:51,176
but that line just got a little blurry.
656
00:37:03,657 --> 00:37:05,497
I don't get it. What is all this?
657
00:37:05,532 --> 00:37:09,115
You may never have heard of Cyrus Rose
before, but Lady Gaga certainly has.
658
00:37:09,150 --> 00:37:11,598
Back when she was still at Tisch, they
used to play cards together.
659
00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:13,453
Who do you think "Poker Face" is about?
660
00:37:13,488 --> 00:37:17,088
That's why she's letting us
see her dress rehearsal.
661
00:37:57,473 --> 00:37:59,029
Hey, Olivia. Wh...where have you been?
662
00:37:59,064 --> 00:38:01,375
You kind of abandoned me out there.
663
00:38:01,410 --> 00:38:02,410
I know.
664
00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:04,214
Sorry.
665
00:38:04,947 --> 00:38:07,544
I knew Vanessa would step in,
666
00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:09,379
And I needed you to kiss her.
667
00:38:09,889 --> 00:38:11,552
Yeah, which I did,
668
00:38:11,587 --> 00:38:15,527
because I had to for the play. I mean, you... you made me do it. You can't be mad.
669
00:38:15,562 --> 00:38:17,391
You can't judge what happened if you didn't see it.
670
00:38:17,426 --> 00:38:19,476
I didn't need to.
671
00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:21,918
You were the one that needed to kiss her again,
672
00:38:21,953 --> 00:38:25,703
to realize for yourself that your
feelings for her are real.
673
00:38:30,714 --> 00:38:31,714
Anyway, uh,
674
00:38:32,107 --> 00:38:34,015
I just got off the phone with K.C.,
675
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,219
and she kinda convinced me to take that witch movie.
676
00:38:36,254 --> 00:38:38,701
What? Olivia, you can't... you can't leave
677
00:38:38,736 --> 00:38:39,736
like this.
678
00:38:40,146 --> 00:38:41,646
I read the script.
679
00:38:41,823 --> 00:38:43,797
It's actually pretty good.
680
00:38:43,832 --> 00:38:45,332
I'll be back in the fall.
681
00:38:48,088 --> 00:38:49,788
There you are. Look...
682
00:38:50,067 --> 00:38:52,013
we're gonna have to talk about it.
683
00:38:52,048 --> 00:38:55,034
We saw each other naked, and there's no going back.
684
00:38:55,069 --> 00:38:56,319
But we're friends.
685
00:38:56,686 --> 00:39:00,355
So, Olivia, I apologize for how I acted during rehearsal.
686
00:39:00,390 --> 00:39:04,786
But I don't like Dan like that, and I haven't in years. rs.
687
00:39:04,821 --> 00:39:05,821
Right?
688
00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:08,540
Yeah. Yeah, she's right.
689
00:39:09,798 --> 00:39:11,774
- And, you know,
- Hey, Vanessa.
690
00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:13,609
I think Paul Hoffman kinda likes me.
691
00:39:38,165 --> 00:39:40,243
Look, I get the whole "Sullen
teenager pushing an envelope" thing.
692
00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:42,964
I've pushed a pack.
693
00:39:42,999 --> 00:39:45,399
But you're better than that Damien guy.
694
00:39:45,981 --> 00:39:47,555
Look, I may be queen,
695
00:39:47,590 --> 00:39:51,040
but I'm more lonely and bored
than I was when I lived in Brooklyn.
696
00:39:51,203 --> 00:39:54,203
- And being with him is exciting.
- And dangerous.
697
00:39:55,067 --> 00:39:58,140
Please. It takes one to know one.
698
00:39:58,175 --> 00:40:01,163
I saw that look in your eye the
very first day you came on my radar.
699
00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:03,392
And what so-called look would that be?
700
00:40:03,427 --> 00:40:05,827
Be very careful, Jennifer Humphrey.
701
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,480
If you go down the rabbit hole, it's
going to take moreit's going to take more
702
00:40:08,515 --> 00:40:10,777
than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions
703
00:40:10,812 --> 00:40:13,962
to drag you back out.
704
00:40:15,134 --> 00:40:17,744
So what, you're gonna walk me to my room
705
00:40:17,779 --> 00:40:19,502
and make sure I don't get into any trouble?
706
00:40:19,537 --> 00:40:23,589
Just try not to run into
any euro dealers in the kitchen.
707
00:40:48,391 --> 00:40:49,391
Are you okay?
708
00:40:56,928 --> 00:41:01,503
Sometimes it's after the curtains closethat the real reckonings come.
709
00:41:03,310 --> 00:41:06,036
710
00:41:06,071 --> 00:41:08,286
Message sent
711
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,740
Whether it's about who we wish we were...
712
00:41:19,148 --> 00:41:21,748
or who we wish we could be...
713
00:41:30,399 --> 00:41:32,199
or who we want.
714
00:41:34,451 --> 00:41:38,451
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