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Gossip girl here,
your one and only source

2
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Into the scandalous life
of manhattan's ellite.

3
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I spent 18 years accepting
the fact my mother was dead.

4
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- I want to know my son.
- Jack bass, chucks uncle.

5
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Jack is the last person
i would call for help.

6
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I have feelings for you. I don't
want to ruin our friendship.

7
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Is that rufus' scarf?
Miss holland say

8
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Rufus left this at her apartment.
Please. Is there any way

9
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That damien can have visitation
rights? I can't have you spending time

10
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With someone mixed up
with drugs.

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12
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From the day he brings
his newborn girl home,

13
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A father lives in fear...

14
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that someday she'll get hurt...

15
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how about some breakfast?

16
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Waffles. Shocker.

17
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No, i'm good. Thanks.
I'll eat at school.

18
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I'll see you at 4:15,
on the dot.

19
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School, home, school, home.
I get it. Thanks.

20
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That someday she'll hate him...

21
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Hi. Um, i need a car.

22
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Yeah, from d.U.M.B.O.
To the smyth hotel.

23
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Okay, thanks. Bye.

24
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And worst of all,

25
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That someday she'll grow up.

26
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Chuck had an emergency meeting
with his lawyer,

27
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But he hoped we could all meet
up for some shopping later.

28
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That sounds lovely.

29
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This has been a wonderful
week. Chuck thinks so, too.

30
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He mentioned what a great
squash player you were.

31
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And he likes a woman who knows
her way around a haberdashery.

32
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Actually...

33
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i think there's something
he wants to ask you.

34
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Call when you're
in the lobby.

35
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Are you okay?

36
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Several female employees
at the empire are suing me...

37
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for sexual harassment.

38
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What?

39
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Obviously there were incidents
with room service at the palace,

40
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But that was my father's hotel.
I was a kid.

41
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I would never do that now,
not in my hotel, not to you.

42
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No. Of course not.
They're scheming harlots

43
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Trying to get you to pay thef. We
have proo that two of those girl

44
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Weren't even in town
on one of the alleged nights.

45
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So we'll fight it.

46
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Weave innocence, good breeding
and doug jarrett,

47
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One of the best lawyers
in new york, on our side.

48
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It's a slam dunk. A court
case would be a p.R. Nightmare.

49
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We ave to settle.

50
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You'll take care of it?

51
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Settlements are
for the guilty-

52
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Celebrities who run people over,
the catholic church.

53
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It's not fair. The historical
society is honoring my father tonight.

54
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I can't have this
overshadowing the evening

55
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Or anything else.

56
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This way,
the case will be sealed.

57
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The press won't know.
No one will.

58
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Elizabeth wouldn't have
believed it, chuck.

59
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That's not why i'm doing this.
But if it was, i'd understand.

60
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You like her.
You want the first time

61
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She meets lily and the rest
of your family to be perfect.

62
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What is the point of having
elizabeth in your life

63
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If you're not going to
let her in?

64
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Not everyone's willing to wait
18 years for an "i love you."

65
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Lily,
what are you doing here?

66
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I'm just checking in. How are
things going with jenny?

67
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Oh,
we have an understanding-

68
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She goes to school,
she comes home... mm.

69
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She does not date boys with bags of
pills. Oh, i'm sure she's furious.

70
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The hulk was furious. There's
no word for what jenny is.

71
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Rufus, i need
to ask you something.

72
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One sec, lil.
Headmistress queller, hi.

73
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I see.
Thank you for calling.

74
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Jenny didn't go to school
this morning.

75
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Apparently, she's been
cutting classes all week.

76
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Âª uh-Oh, uh, uh,
i told ya, baby âª

77
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Âª i told ya, baby âª

78
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Who needs coffee
after a wake-Up like that?

79
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Who's texting this early?

80
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Mm.

81
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Rufus.

82
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He's freaking out.
He can't find jenny.

83
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He thinks
she's with damien.

84
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This is not good.

85
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Who, prince damien
from the state dinner?

86
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I thought
you thght he was dreamy.

87
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Well, that was
before he tried to kiss me

88
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After i told him not to.
Um, what?

89
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And now that creep's
with enny?

90
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Yeah. You know what's most
attractive about a bad boy?

91
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No, i really don't.

92
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Your parents refusing
to let you see him.

93
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Rufus is driving jenny right
into damien's creepy arms.

94
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I'm not gonna let that
happen.

95
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Your dad has called,
like, five times.

96
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He's obviously looking for you. I know. I'm
just not sure i want to explain where i've been.

97
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We agreed
if this is gonna work,

98
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We gotta-
We gotta keep it casual.

99
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If my dad knows, then it's
suddenly gonna feel serious,

100
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And you know how bad i am at lying
to him. You can't avoid him forever.

101
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Hey, dad.

102
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What?

103
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Oh, um, it's-It's 9:30.

104
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I have latin.

105
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It's a dead language.
It's not gong anywhere.

106
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Why don't you just ditch it and stay
here with me? I can't. I have a quiz.

107
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Come on, jenny.

108
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Don't you think
it's a little coincidental

109
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The last time we got
to this exact same spot-

110
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You know, the place
right underneath your kilt-

111
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That you had to go
dissecfetal pig? I did.

112
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Come on, damien.
You know i want to be here.

113
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Jenny.

114
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Why don't we just talk
about it?

115
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What's there to talk about?

116
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I think you're an amazing girl.
I love spending time with you.

117
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But when i date someone, sex is
usually part of the equation,

118
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And if you're not cool
with that, it's fine,

119
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But you need
to say something.

120
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You can't just shut me down every time we're alone
together. I'm not. I... it's just not a good ay.

121
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I mean, i have a quiz, and then
i have that other class.

122
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You're younger than me.
I get it.

123
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Could it be
that you've never...

124
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No. Damien.
It's not like that.

125
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Look, i just don't like
the first time with someone

126
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To be rushed.

127
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And ve school.

128
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Okay.
Well, how about tonight?

129
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After your father goes to sleep,
we can sneak out.

130
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No rush, okay?

131
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Nice and slow.

132
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Âª

133
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Yeah. Perfect.

134
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Um, it's on, dalgaard.

135
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I will see you tonight.

136
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There's always a moment

137
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A father can't even
let himself fear-

138
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The day his little j. Decides
to lose her big v.

139
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I can't believe
the fuss they made over you

140
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At turnbull & asser. I should
hope so. Prince william and i

141
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Practically put the manager's daughter
through college. Well, i had a lovely time.

142
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Actually,
there's something

143
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That chuck has been
meaning to ask you.

144
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The historical society is

145
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Dedicating a gallery
to bart tonight.

146
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I understand it might be awkward
for you to go to an event

147
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Where my father's being honored. Lily would be there and
- I'd love to come.

148
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Charles,
is is why i'm here.

149
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I want to be s much a part
of your life as you'll let me.

150
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Mr. Bass!

151
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Mr. Bass, did you pay off women
you sexually harassed?

152
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Did you receive sex
in exchange for promotions?

153
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Is it true? Look, this
is e. I'll explain later.

154
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Somebody
must have laked the story.

155
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Let's just go.
Let's go.

156
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I should have guessed.
Naughty nephew.

157
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Uncle jack. You won't
believe what i just heard.

158
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I'm shocked.
Yeah, i'm sure you are.

159
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She's a teenage girl.

160
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Cutting school
to be with her boyfriend

161
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Isn't exactly
criminal behavior.

162
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I guess
i'm still holding out hope

163
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That somewhere underneath
that mop of blond hair

164
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Is my little girl.

165
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I know.

166
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Thanks for being here.

167
00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:04,591
Oh, i'm glad i could be.

168
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:08,428
And i'm willing to put the past
in the past if you are.

169
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Rufus, we just need to talk.

170
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Now?

171
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,567
Well,
the new york historicl society

172
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Is dedicating a room
to bart tonight.

173
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I was hoping
you could join me.

174
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Lil, i think this morning

175
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Has been a step
in the right direction.

176
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But i'm not quite in the mood
to celebrate

177
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Any of your former husbands
right now.

178
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I'm gonna go try to
get ahold of serena again.

179
00:09:34,822 --> 00:09:37,056
Hey, serena.

180
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Have you heard
from her yet?

181
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Thanks for texting me. Of course.
Parents can be such a pain.

182
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See, if he wasn't
so controlling and judgmental,

183
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Then i wouldn't have to be sneaking around
like this. No, i-I get it. You're 16.

184
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You should be able to
date who you want. Exactly.

185
00:10:00,884 --> 00:10:03,953
So how are things
with damien?

186
00:10:03,987 --> 00:10:05,354
They're great.

187
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,857
Um, he listens to me,

188
00:10:07,891 --> 00:10:10,192
And he-He treats me
like an adult

189
00:10:10,227 --> 00:10:12,427
And really likes me.

190
00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:14,830
I've never felt this way
before.

191
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,432
So it-It's serious then?

192
00:10:17,466 --> 00:10:20,268
Well, it's about to be.

193
00:10:21,937 --> 00:10:24,238
He's, uh, stayin
at the smyth hotel,

194
00:10:24,272 --> 00:10:27,375
And i was thinking that tonight
- Tonight?

195
00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,343
Wow.

196
00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,578
Uh, i'd say
that is serious then.

197
00:10:31,613 --> 00:10:34,080
Your first time-
Tat's-That's monumental.

198
00:10:34,115 --> 00:10:36,416
It is your first time,
right?

199
00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:38,384
Are you nervous?

200
00:10:41,288 --> 00:10:43,289
Yeah, i guess a littl.

201
00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,594
Jenny, the thing
about your virginity

202
00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:50,797
Is that you can
never get it back.

203
00:10:50,831 --> 00:10:52,498
You know, i...

204
00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:54,434
i always kinda wish

205
00:10:54,468 --> 00:10:56,569
I- I would've waited

206
00:10:56,604 --> 00:10:59,739
For somebody that would have
stood up for me

207
00:10:59,774 --> 00:11:01,274
And fought for me,

208
00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:04,243
You know, like patrick swayze
in "dirty dancing."

209
00:11:04,278 --> 00:11:07,880
"Dirty dancing"? It's
great. You should downloait.

210
00:11:07,915 --> 00:11:10,216
All right. But, see,
the thing is, serena,

211
00:11:10,283 --> 00:11:13,152
That damien really is
the right guy.

212
00:11:13,186 --> 00:11:15,488
Okay, well, that's your
decision, and i'll support you.

213
00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:19,625
Uh, you know what?

214
00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:21,893
Obviously, you're not going
to school today,

215
00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:24,797
And you should-Should
commemorate today, so...

216
00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:27,132
i have to get readyfor chuck's,

217
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:31,102
But nate will take you to lunch. Yeah.
I, um, what are you in the mood for?

218
00:11:39,711 --> 00:11:42,680
There he is.
I would have been here sooner,

219
00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:45,182
But i got distracted reading
some of those protestors' signs.

220
00:11:45,217 --> 00:11:48,185
I never realized
how many sex puns you could make

221
00:11:48,219 --> 00:11:51,087
Out of the name "chuck bass."
Don't worry.

222
00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:54,891
It'll blow over in a couple weeks. You
expect me to believe it's just coincidence

223
00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:57,927
You show up te same time
this lawsuit does?

224
00:11:57,961 --> 00:12:00,496
I came back to protect you.

225
00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:03,733
See, i heard a rumor-
Evelyn bass rose from the dead.

226
00:12:03,768 --> 00:12:05,569
Oh, she wasn't dead.

227
00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:08,305
No, it seems
my father paid her

228
00:12:08,339 --> 00:12:10,807
To stay away from me
all these years.

229
00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:13,477
Yeah. I get why you'd fall
for all this,

230
00:12:13,512 --> 00:12:17,081
What,
with your mommy issues,

231
00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:20,051
All those abnormal attachments
to your babysitters.

232
00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:23,521
Didn't help
that i was nailing 'em, huh?

233
00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:26,391
But, chuck, i saw evelyn's bod
in the casket

234
00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:30,029
At the funeral home. And why
should i believe anything you say?

235
00:12:30,063 --> 00:12:33,066
I tell you what. Have her
come by the party tonight.

236
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,469
The old evelyn and i
never got along.

237
00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:39,672
Maybe now we'll hit it off.
It might be fun.

238
00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:42,275
I've never seea ghost
before.

239
00:12:45,913 --> 00:12:48,681
Well, hello, gorgeous.

240
00:12:48,716 --> 00:12:50,683
And now it all makes sense.

241
00:12:50,718 --> 00:12:53,520
You're the blood-Sucking reptile
behind this lawsuit.

242
00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:56,189
Wow. Harsh words.
But i'm innocent.

243
00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:58,491
Whoever did this is
more brilliant than i am.

244
00:12:58,525 --> 00:13:01,861
My sources tell me reservations
are already down 20%.

245
00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:03,462
You're a lying ooze.

246
00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:05,931
Little nephew is going
to have to step down

247
00:13:05,966 --> 00:13:08,267
From his beloved empire.
And what?

248
00:13:08,302 --> 00:13:10,303
You think
you'll somehow get it?

249
00:13:10,337 --> 00:13:13,606
Please. That'll never happen.

250
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,542
Blair.

251
00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:21,280
I've already had everything
of chuck's worth having.

252
00:13:21,315 --> 00:13:23,215
And as always,

253
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,116
The pleasure is yours.

254
00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:32,224
Trust me. I have a plan.

255
00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:34,393
Telling jenny
that damien is bad for her

256
00:13:34,427 --> 00:13:37,096
Will only make her want him
more. We have to show her.

257
00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:39,264
And how-How are we
gonna do that?

258
00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:42,868
J called him and invited him over
for lunch. What, are you crazy?

259
00:13:42,902 --> 00:13:45,537
You said the last time
you were alone with that guy,

260
00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:48,540
H tried to rip your clothes off. And he'll
try to again, but this time, you and jenny

261
00:13:48,574 --> 00:13:51,775
Are gonna walk in rigt in time to
catch him. This-This sounds absurd.

262
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:53,777
Blar and chuck do it
all the time.

263
00:13:53,812 --> 00:13:56,312
Nate, i know it's not ideal,
but jenny's gonna have sex

264
00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:59,482
With him tonight if we don't stop
this. We should just call fus.

265
00:13:59,516 --> 00:14:02,985
What, so he can ground her
again? Nate, this is gonna work.

266
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,587
It's 1:00 now.

267
00:14:04,588 --> 00:14:07,756
Give me 45 minutes exactly.

268
00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:10,426
Bye.

269
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,329
I'm so glad you called.

270
00:14:13,363 --> 00:14:15,565
You know what, dad?
I think every girl

271
00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,567
Goes through
a forbidden guy phase.

272
00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:20,070
It's... you know,
it explains why vampires are

273
00:14:20,104 --> 00:14:22,940
So popular right now. Well, if he
were a vampire, i could slip garlic

274
00:14:22,974 --> 00:14:24,975
In her waffles,
not that she'd eat them.

275
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,011
Hey, distract me.
I have, uh, noticed

276
00:14:27,045 --> 00:14:30,248
You've been sleeping out
quite a bit this week.

277
00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:32,250
Yeah, yeah.
Just at vanessa's, you know.

278
00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:35,287
I fall asleep on the extra bed
sometimes, studying late.

279
00:14:35,321 --> 00:14:37,323
It's no big deal.
You always were a bad liar.

280
00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:40,992
Obviously, you're seeing someone.
Okay. All right, you got me.

281
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:42,961
Um, it's actually, uh,

282
00:14:42,996 --> 00:14:45,163
Vanessa.

283
00:14:45,197 --> 00:14:47,798
Thank you so much
for coming by.

284
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,867
Mm. Ah. I know
i'm overreacting,

285
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:52,202
But i just need family
by my side,

286
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:54,538
And i know you're
practically jenny's sister.

287
00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:56,540
No, vanessa's not family.
She's not a sister.

288
00:14:56,574 --> 00:14:59,476
She's a-Sh's a friend. She's
a classmate, really, you know.

289
00:15:01,112 --> 00:15:04,548
Hello. Hey. What's-What's
going on? What are you doing?

290
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:08,119
Rufus is in the other room. All
right, you know what? I think we need

291
00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:10,956
To set some guielines.
Guidelines?

292
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,658
Well, you know, zones.
Zones where we're friends only,

293
00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:15,660
Zones where we're
friends with benefits.

294
00:15:15,695 --> 00:15:18,330
And here, where-Where my dad
treats you like his own daughter

295
00:15:18,364 --> 00:15:20,332
And we've prepared thanksgiving
dinner while watching

296
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:22,668
"The sound of music,"
that's gotta be-

297
00:15:22,702 --> 00:15:25,938
I think that's gotta be a friend-Only
zone. Okay. I see your point.

298
00:15:25,972 --> 00:15:28,607
And lily's, you know,
the upper east side in general,

299
00:15:28,641 --> 00:15:31,143
Actually, that's a friends-Onl
zone, too. Uh, but downtown,

300
00:15:31,177 --> 00:15:33,311
You know, around school, that's
friends-With-Benefits zone.

301
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:35,813
I'll draw you a map.
That's what i'll o.

302
00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:38,983
It'll be much easier. Sorry to
drag you guys all the way over here,

303
00:15:39,017 --> 00:15:41,786
But i-I thinhave it handled. See
you later. I am gonna gck to school.

304
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,788
Okay, you know,
i'll come with you.

305
00:15:43,822 --> 00:15:46,624
We can talk about what zone the
subway is. How about the subway is

306
00:15:46,659 --> 00:15:49,127
A no-Talking-About-Zone-Rules
zone, okay?

307
00:15:49,162 --> 00:15:50,662
Better yet, classmate,

308
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:52,665
A sitting-On-Opposite-Ends-
Of-The-Car zone.

309
00:15:52,699 --> 00:15:55,034
All right.
Still drawing a map.

310
00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:58,070
You know, i've almost
called you a million times.

311
00:15:58,105 --> 00:16:01,140
Really? And why is that?

312
00:16:01,174 --> 00:16:02,908
To apologize.

313
00:16:02,909 --> 00:16:05,644
The state dinner-
My behavior was-

314
00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:09,181
Yeah, well, um, i actually
wanted to apologize, too.

315
00:16:09,215 --> 00:16:11,282
Uh, i used you,

316
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:13,284
And-And that was wrong.

317
00:16:13,318 --> 00:16:16,887
But, um,
nate and i are over.

318
00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:21,357
Uh, i have absolutely
no feelings for him anymore.

319
00:16:24,695 --> 00:16:26,595
Oh. Um,

320
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:28,798
Serena, i'm dating jenny,

321
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,800
And i actually
really like her,

322
00:16:30,835 --> 00:16:32,802
So i can't do this.

323
00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:34,237
What?

324
00:16:34,238 --> 00:16:36,206
Great lunch.
Sorry about nate.

325
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:39,076
Me, too.

326
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,750
Nate, what's going on?

327
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:50,154
We've had coffee
and two entire desserts.

328
00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:52,088
Can we go now?

329
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:59,063
Uh-Oh. Looks like this
virgin queen's next accessory

330
00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:01,933
May be a chastity belt.

331
00:17:04,947 --> 00:17:07,348
You're onna dream of the daysyo.

332
00:17:07,382 --> 00:17:10,550
From now, on i will escort you
to and from school,

333
00:17:10,585 --> 00:17:13,586
Queller will assign someone
to walk you from class to class,

334
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:17,957
And you will have lunch in her office. Dad,
i ditched class to be with my boyfriend.

335
00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:20,226
So what? It's not like
it's affecting my grades.

336
00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:24,397
You can't keep treating me like a child.
Well, you certainly are acting like one.

337
00:17:24,432 --> 00:17:26,533
If you think this guy-

338
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,469
The one that brought drugs
into the house-

339
00:17:29,503 --> 00:17:33,138
Is right for you, you're a child.
Yeah, and if you would listen to him,

340
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,207
Then you'd know that
they weren't his pills.

341
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,143
But you didn't.
You just jumped to conclusions,

342
00:17:38,177 --> 00:17:40,211
Like you always do.
You know, it's no wonder

343
00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:43,114
That you're marriage is
going down the toilet.

344
00:17:51,923 --> 00:17:53,823
Oh.

345
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:04,035
Hi.

346
00:18:04,036 --> 00:18:06,504
I bought you a little something
to wear tonight.

347
00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:09,140
Oh, thank you.

348
00:18:11,677 --> 00:18:14,246
Oh, it's beautiful.

349
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,448
Blair helped me
pick it out.

350
00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:20,718
As i recall, purple was your
father's favorite color, too.

351
00:18:20,753 --> 00:18:23,588
Actually,
i only wear purple

352
00:18:23,622 --> 00:18:25,790
Because my father loathed it.

353
00:18:25,824 --> 00:18:27,558
Oh.

354
00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:30,495
Or maybe that's what he wanted
you to think.

355
00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:33,899
Bart was playing with people's
heads all the time.

356
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:37,469
Are you all right?

357
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,970
Is it the lawsuit?

358
00:18:38,971 --> 00:18:40,472
Not the lawsuit,

359
00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:44,642
But, uh,
who may be behind it.

360
00:18:44,676 --> 00:18:46,844
My uncle jack
just arrived in town.

361
00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:48,713
Sounds like jack.

362
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:51,448
Will he be going to the party
tonight?

363
00:18:51,483 --> 00:18:54,919
Uh, he's not invited,
but he is a cockroach,

364
00:18:54,953 --> 00:18:58,122
And they tend to slip in
through the cracks.

365
00:18:58,156 --> 00:19:01,726
Charles, um...

366
00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:05,663
your uncle and i...

367
00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:07,264
we have history.

368
00:19:07,265 --> 00:19:08,766
It's ugly history.

369
00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:11,135
Look,
i'm not going to let jack

370
00:19:11,169 --> 00:19:13,904
Determine who can
and can't come to my party.

371
00:19:13,938 --> 00:19:17,708
I'm sorry, charles. I don't know
if i have the strength

372
00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:20,744
To deal with him and meet
your family at the same time

373
00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:22,913
I hope you understand.

374
00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:25,282
I understand perfectly.

375
00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:29,352
But since i can't spend
the evening with you,

376
00:19:29,386 --> 00:19:31,721
Stay for a while.
Have a drink.

377
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,423
Of course.

378
00:19:36,994 --> 00:19:39,663
I can see he's starting
to doubt himself.

379
00:19:39,697 --> 00:19:42,333
Why wouldn't he, with
the bad press, the protestors?

380
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:46,204
The "daily intel" says he's thinking of
stepping down. Chuck's not stepping anywhere.

381
00:19:46,238 --> 00:19:48,206
Ooh, can i borrow that?

382
00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:51,576
Yeah. Oh, and speaking
of things we've shared...

383
00:19:51,611 --> 00:19:54,946
nate, serena doesn't want
to talk to you right now.

384
00:19:54,981 --> 00:19:57,949
Well, did she tell you about her
little plan to seduce damien

385
00:19:57,983 --> 00:19:59,950
And have jenny walk in on it?

386
00:19:59,985 --> 00:20:02,253
Well, it sounds
perfectly reasonable to me.

387
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:06,023
Yeah, because it's a blair-Waldorf-Nut-Job
plan. I'll ignore that.

388
00:20:06,057 --> 00:20:08,225
Nate, serena and i are
getting ready for the party.

389
00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:11,694
Now why don't you just apologize
so we can all move past this

390
00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:14,530
And be supportive for chuck
on his big night?

391
00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:16,799
No,
i'm not going to apologize.

392
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:19,770
I did the right thing, okay?
Serena may not get it,

393
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,106
But losing her virginity
is a huge deal

394
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,375
For a girl like jenny.

395
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:27,746
Oh, and it wasn't for me?
Why is that, nate?

396
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:31,717
Because i was a huge slut when i was jenny's age?
Look, i didn't realize i was on speakerphone, okay?

397
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:34,920
I didn't mean to say that.
That's exactly what you meant.

398
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,493
Âª i've been
waiting for so long âª

399
00:20:41,528 --> 00:20:47,699
Âª now i've finally found
someone to stand by me âª

400
00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:49,401
"Dirty dancing"?

401
00:20:49,402 --> 00:20:51,837
Âª we saw
the writing on the wall âª

402
00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:54,340
Yeah, it's corny,
but it's kinda good.

403
00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:57,176
Come on. It's totally good.

404
00:20:57,211 --> 00:21:01,113
Yeah, baby's dad's
an even bigge jerk than you.

405
00:21:01,148 --> 00:21:03,816
Look, i have to go to
this historical society thing

406
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,351
To talk to lil.

407
00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:07,486
Obviously, i can't let you
out of my sight,

408
00:21:07,521 --> 00:21:09,489
So that means
you're coming, too.

409
00:21:09,523 --> 00:21:13,326
But i will be watching
you all night. Great.

410
00:21:18,565 --> 00:21:22,634
Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!

411
00:21:29,207 --> 00:21:30,707
Pathetic!

412
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,809
Suburban moralists
in mom jeans.

413
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:35,812
I'd pity them if i wasn't scared
they'd spill orange soda

414
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:37,746
On my christian louboutins.

415
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:40,951
What are you doing

416
00:21:40,986 --> 00:21:42,520
Are you kidding?

417
00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:46,190
A d.N.A. Sample? You've been
watching too much cbs.

418
00:21:46,225 --> 00:21:48,193
I should have thougt of it
weeks ago.

419
00:21:48,227 --> 00:21:51,162
A friend of mine at the nypd

420
00:21:51,197 --> 00:21:53,832
Says he can have it done
in a few hours.

421
00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:57,368
This way we'll know once and fo.

422
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,671
You know who she really is.

423
00:21:59,705 --> 00:22:03,273
You can see it in her eyes-
In your eyes.

424
00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,978
Jack's gotten
inside your head.

425
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:13,148
He has a point.

426
00:22:13,183 --> 00:22:15,484
She turns up
out of the blue,

427
00:22:15,518 --> 00:22:17,686
Doesn't know things
about my father.

428
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,922
And when she hears
that jack-

429
00:22:19,956 --> 00:22:22,524
The only person
who actually met my mother-

430
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,760
Will be at the party tonight,
she bails.

431
00:22:24,794 --> 00:22:27,662
Blair,
she's supposed to be dead.

432
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,802
Elizabeth.

433
00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:37,506
I was coming to tell you i changed
my mind. Chuck wasn't thinking.

434
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:40,875
I thought... you were starting
to open your heart to me,

435
00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:43,679
Like i was tu.

436
00:22:43,713 --> 00:22:46,215
Chuck's not doing this. It's
just a big misunderstanding.

437
00:22:46,249 --> 00:22:48,284
Look, if you are
who you say you are,

438
00:22:48,318 --> 00:22:51,287
You won't mind me
doing a d.N.A. Test, right?

439
00:22:51,321 --> 00:22:53,756
I should have known
you would never let me in.

440
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,459
You are your father's son.

441
00:23:02,331 --> 00:23:05,366
We can drop it off
on the way.

442
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,605
I think
i'll just meet you there.

443
00:23:12,639 --> 00:23:14,607
Looks like
the protestors outside

444
00:23:14,642 --> 00:23:18,311
Aren't the only ones
who think bass is an ass.

445
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,388
Well, i didn't expect
to see you here.

446
00:23:39,423 --> 00:23:42,891
You haven't returned any of my calls
in weeks. I'm here to support chuck.

447
00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:44,893
Serena,
i know that you are angry,

448
00:23:44,928 --> 00:23:47,929
And maybe someday
you'll understand

449
00:23:47,963 --> 00:23:49,930
Why i didn't tel you i was-

450
00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:54,034
Doing my father when i came
to visit him? Well, that's-

451
00:23:54,069 --> 00:23:56,103
Save your lies
for your current husband.

452
00:24:15,490 --> 00:24:19,294
I have a feeling you're to thank
for the, uh, turnout tonight.

453
00:24:19,328 --> 00:24:21,730
Well, people are here
because they support you.

454
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:25,868
None of us believe slander. Well, thank
you. That means more to me than you know.

455
00:24:25,903 --> 00:24:28,872
Did you come here alone?
I thought you would bring blair

456
00:24:28,906 --> 00:24:31,641
And maybe someone else
that you wanted me to meet.

457
00:24:31,675 --> 00:24:34,810
I'm solo tonight.

458
00:24:34,844 --> 00:24:37,713
Me, too.

459
00:24:39,282 --> 00:24:41,182
Thank you.

460
00:24:42,318 --> 00:24:45,620
Âª to my friends in new york,
i say hello âª

461
00:24:45,654 --> 00:24:48,122
Âª my friends in l.A.,
they don't know âª

462
00:24:48,157 --> 00:24:51,092
Âª where i've been
for the past few years or so âª

463
00:24:51,127 --> 00:24:54,062
Hey. I didn't mean it
the way it sounded.

464
00:24:54,096 --> 00:24:56,998
What, that i was the concubine
of the upper east side?

465
00:24:57,032 --> 00:25:00,234
Well, look, i didn't want to get
into details in front of blair,

466
00:25:00,268 --> 00:25:02,202
But, come on, serena.

467
00:25:02,237 --> 00:25:04,905
I mean, everyone knows
the stories about adam handler,

468
00:25:04,939 --> 00:25:07,574
Uh, jake hendrickson,
matt price...

469
00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:11,078
Oh, the art teacher from prague. I
didn't sleep with all of those guys, nate.

470
00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:13,246
Haven't you heard
of locker-Room gossip?

471
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,249
They lied or exaggerated.
Serena, i lost my virginity to you

472
00:25:16,283 --> 00:25:20,286
On a bar at the campbell apartment. And
somehow that reflects poorly on me and not you?

473
00:25:20,321 --> 00:25:23,656
Talk about a double standard. No
that's not what i was talking about.

474
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,659
Look, whatever
your twisted guy logic is,

475
00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:28,461
There's still no reason for you
to go behind my back with jenny.

476
00:25:30,765 --> 00:25:33,733
Serena, i woke up the morning
after i lost my virginit

477
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:36,168
To find that the person
i lost it to-

478
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:37,970
The person i loved-

479
00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:39,805
Had left town,

480
00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:43,341
Never to be heard from again
for a year.

481
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:46,243
So, yeah,
i had a good reason.

482
00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:57,520
Thank you, for coming.
Arnold, great to see you.

483
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:03,060
You look glorious,
as always.

484
00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:05,061
How dare
you show your face

485
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:07,363
At an event
you know my wife is at.

486
00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:11,033
Rufus, don't blow a gasket.
I just came to offer my apology.

487
00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:13,970
Lily, i wasn't myself
that night at te opera gala.

488
00:26:14,004 --> 00:26:15,972
I'd had a lot to drink,

489
00:26:16,006 --> 00:26:18,307
Took some of those
over-The-Counter pills

490
00:26:18,342 --> 00:26:20,844
They started keeping
behind the counter recently...

491
00:26:20,878 --> 00:26:23,847
And some meth. Really,
i was just in a bad place,

492
00:26:23,881 --> 00:26:26,484
But now i'm a changed man.
You expect us to buy that?

493
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:29,420
It was worth a shot.
I'm not gonna make a scene,

494
00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:32,423
But if you so much as show up
within 50 feet

495
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:36,227
Of this woman again tonight,
you're gonna regret it

496
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,933
So i guess
you found the scarf.

497
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:44,435
Can we go somewhere private
to talk?

498
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:51,409
Great. Another lecture? Come
on. Did the upper east side crown

499
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,245
Cut off the circulation to your
brain? Damien's my boyfriend.

500
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,248
Jenny, you're 16. Come on. Yeah, and when
you were 16, you were n love with serena,

501
00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:00,017
And everyone thought
it was adorable.

502
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:12,897
Uh, you know what? Just.6.

503
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:16,767
I'll-I'll be right back.
Stay here.

504
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,641
Hey, dan. How are you?

505
00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:25,276
You look amazing.

506
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:28,212
Is is a friends-Only zone.
I thought we agreed.

507
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,982
Well, that's-That's not
a friends-Only dress.

508
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:34,019
Really? I-I thought
it was perfect. My bad.

509
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:36,588
Oh,
and-And just so you know,

510
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:38,623
I'm not wearing
any underwear.

511
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:52,738
Go away, traitor.

512
00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,409
Look,
i'm sorry i called rufus,

513
00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:00,412
But it was
for your own good.

514
00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:02,980
I mean, you're
a really special girl, jenny,

515
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,915
Who deserves
a guy who's gonna see that,

516
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,351
You know, who's gonna be there
in the morning.

517
00:28:08,385 --> 00:28:11,587
Not like you're available.

518
00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:19,461
Jenny, damien got aggressive
with serena at the state dinner.

519
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,297
Shows what you know.

520
00:28:22,298 --> 00:28:24,433
Damien only hit on serena
to get her

521
00:28:24,467 --> 00:28:27,435
To take off the opera jacket
with the drugs in it.

522
00:28:27,470 --> 00:28:29,370
Drugs? Is he dealing?

523
00:28:32,509 --> 00:28:35,777
Yocan't be with someone
who's dealing drugs.

524
00:28:35,811 --> 00:28:38,946
Why? It's not like
you've never done any.

525
00:28:38,981 --> 00:28:42,049
Stop pretending
that you care about me.

526
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:46,320
Âª and he'll tell judith âª

527
00:28:48,189 --> 00:28:52,025
In fact, the only one who does
just got here.

528
00:28:52,059 --> 00:28:53,593
Hi.
How you doing?

529
00:28:53,594 --> 00:28:55,495
Good. How are you?

530
00:28:55,529 --> 00:28:58,699
I'm sorry, man. There's no way i'm
letting you leave with her. Really?

531
00:29:00,769 --> 00:29:04,205
Let's get out of here.
Damien.

532
00:29:04,239 --> 00:29:06,241
Looks like little j.
Is about to do

533
00:29:06,275 --> 00:29:08,677
Some dirty dancing of her own.

534
00:29:11,523 --> 00:29:13,757
Nate. Hey, you okay?

535
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:16,426
Yeah.

536
00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:19,629
What happened? It's jenny. She ran off
with damien. The guy's a drug dealer.

537
00:29:19,663 --> 00:29:21,731
What?
Yeah.

538
00:29:21,765 --> 00:29:25,801
He's staying at the smyth. Okay. All
right, i'm gonna call you when i find 'em.

539
00:29:25,835 --> 00:29:28,804
Where are
my mom and rufus?

540
00:29:28,838 --> 00:29:31,406
So i went to holland's.

541
00:29:31,441 --> 00:29:34,110
I don't know
what i thought would happen.

542
00:29:34,144 --> 00:29:37,113
But i guess a part of me
wanted to even the score.

543
00:29:37,147 --> 00:29:40,082
But when the time came,
i couldn't go through with it,

544
00:29:40,116 --> 00:29:43,285
Because the truth is, uh,
i love you, lily,

545
00:29:43,319 --> 00:29:45,288
And i couldn't do that
to you.

546
00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:47,624
I love you.

547
00:29:47,659 --> 00:29:49,660
I've always loved you.

548
00:29:49,694 --> 00:29:52,630
Dad.

549
00:29:52,664 --> 00:29:55,934
Jey ran off with damien,
and he's worse than we thought.

550
00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:58,337
Oh, god.

551
00:30:04,244 --> 00:30:06,745
Doug. Don't give me
that lawyer face.

552
00:30:06,779 --> 00:30:09,881
People still showed up tonight.
Things can't be that bad.

553
00:30:09,915 --> 00:30:11,716
Actually...

554
00:30:11,717 --> 00:30:14,986
things have taken a turn.

555
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,954
We're getting attacked
by christian conservatives.

556
00:30:17,989 --> 00:30:20,189
We have those in manhttan?

557
00:30:20,224 --> 00:30:22,491
The family travel council's
organizing a boycott.

558
00:30:22,526 --> 00:30:24,693
You'd be shocked
how much influence they have.

559
00:30:24,728 --> 00:30:26,728
That's the kind of thing

560
00:30:26,763 --> 00:30:29,197
That would only entice
my target clientele.

561
00:30:29,232 --> 00:30:31,200
I don't think
the business has

562
00:30:31,234 --> 00:30:33,202
The luxury
of waiting around to see.

563
00:30:33,236 --> 00:30:35,204
I'm sorry, chuck.

564
00:30:35,238 --> 00:30:37,205
For p.R., if nothing else,

565
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,242
It needs to seem that
you're no longer in charge.

566
00:30:40,276 --> 00:30:42,744
You need to hand over
operations of the hotel,

567
00:30:42,779 --> 00:30:44,279
At least temporarily.

568
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,880
Perhaps a family member...

569
00:30:45,881 --> 00:30:48,583
i'll do it.

570
00:30:50,118 --> 00:30:53,487
Doug. Give us a moment.

571
00:30:59,593 --> 00:31:02,628
I promise you, jack...

572
00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:04,430
that wil never happen.

573
00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:05,931
Then i'll wait.

574
00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:08,935
And when your beloved hotel
is bankrupt and empty,

575
00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:11,905
I'll swoop in and give you
fair-Market price.

576
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:14,275
I'm sure there's some
copper pipes i could salvage.

577
00:31:14,309 --> 00:31:17,178
This was your plan,
wasn't it?

578
00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:19,447
No. But i'm totally
gonna reap its rewards.

579
00:31:19,482 --> 00:31:22,117
You took what was mine.

580
00:31:22,151 --> 00:31:24,119
Now i'm gonna take
what's yours.

581
00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:27,922
At least you know
it's staying in the family.

582
00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:46,572
What room is
damien dalgaard in?

583
00:31:46,607 --> 00:31:48,775
I'm sorry, sir. I can't
give out that information.

584
00:31:48,809 --> 00:31:52,746
Would you like me to call up? Well, i
seriously doubt he's gonna answer the phone,

585
00:31:52,781 --> 00:31:55,683
Considering he's up there alone
with a 16-Year-Old girl.

586
00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:58,019
Âª

587
00:31:58,054 --> 00:32:00,656
Oh, my gosh.
Thanks for showing up tonight

588
00:32:00,690 --> 00:32:03,125
And risking
the wrath of my dad,

589
00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:04,660
Punching
nate freaking archibald.

590
00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:07,096
Let me give you a real reason
to thank me.

591
00:32:14,804 --> 00:32:16,639
Right under their noses...

592
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,674
booking a room at the empire
was genius.

593
00:32:18,709 --> 00:32:20,977
You sure you wanna do this?

594
00:32:21,011 --> 00:32:22,911
Yeah.

595
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,957
I told you there'd be a new
scandal before the day was out.

596
00:32:33,992 --> 00:32:37,628
But we can talk about that
later. What's wrong?

597
00:32:37,662 --> 00:32:39,264
A boycott.

598
00:32:39,265 --> 00:32:41,199
Doug sayi have no choice

599
00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:45,170
But to sign my hotel over
to someone else.

600
00:32:45,204 --> 00:32:46,804
Jack nominated himself.

601
00:32:46,805 --> 00:32:49,807
Of course he did.

602
00:32:49,841 --> 00:32:51,508
I can take over.

603
00:32:51,509 --> 00:32:55,311
I don't think
signing the hotel over

604
00:32:55,346 --> 00:32:58,647
To my 19-Year-Old girlfriend
would ease the public's mind.

605
00:32:58,682 --> 00:33:00,182
What aboutily?

606
00:33:00,183 --> 00:33:02,684
She's bass industries.

607
00:33:02,718 --> 00:33:05,787
The last thing i want is my
father's company bailing me out.

608
00:33:05,821 --> 00:33:08,524
I don't see
what choice you have.

609
00:33:13,529 --> 00:33:15,363
The d.N.A. Results.

610
00:33:15,364 --> 00:33:17,466
What do tey say

611
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:20,503
Looks like i've got
another choice.

612
00:33:20,537 --> 00:33:24,173
Damien, um,

613
00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:28,311
There's something that you
should know before...

614
00:33:28,345 --> 00:33:31,447
what is it?
You can tell me anything.

615
00:33:35,818 --> 00:33:38,252
I'm a virgin.

616
00:33:38,286 --> 00:33:40,754
I just wanted you to know

617
00:33:40,789 --> 00:33:42,790
In case...

618
00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:45,425
uh, i just wanted you
to know.

619
00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:48,261
I kinda figured.

620
00:33:48,295 --> 00:33:51,431
It's really not a big deal.

621
00:33:51,465 --> 00:33:54,467
Well... actually,
i mean, it is...

622
00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:56,769
it is kind of a big deal
for me.

623
00:33:56,803 --> 00:33:59,572
I mean...

624
00:33:59,606 --> 00:34:02,842
i chose you, and that...

625
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:05,211
it means something to me.
Does it...

626
00:34:05,246 --> 00:34:08,682
jenny, why don't we talk
about this after?

627
00:34:10,819 --> 00:34:13,187
Okay?

628
00:34:13,221 --> 00:34:15,990
No, i don't-
I don't want to do this.

629
00:34:26,735 --> 00:34:28,837
Damien, where-

630
00:34:28,871 --> 00:34:31,405
Where are you going?

631
00:34:31,439 --> 00:34:35,108
I knew you were just a kid.

632
00:34:45,245 --> 00:34:47,079
Well, the police are
looking into it,

633
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,047
But they don't seem optimistic

634
00:34:49,082 --> 00:34:51,350
That they're gonna find them
tonight.

635
00:34:51,384 --> 00:34:54,920
They're not at the hotel. There was
nothing any one of us could have done.

636
00:34:54,954 --> 00:34:57,456
Jenny's mind was set.

637
00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:09,066
Everyone will be happy to
know that damien and i broke up.

638
00:35:09,101 --> 00:35:11,835
Jenny, i'm sorry for you,
but that's what happens-

639
00:35:11,869 --> 00:35:14,438
Whatever, dad.
Am i still grounded?

640
00:35:14,472 --> 00:35:16,372
Yes.

641
00:35:17,509 --> 00:35:20,110
Okay. I'll just, um,

642
00:35:20,144 --> 00:35:22,613
Stay at home
for the rest of the year.

643
00:35:22,647 --> 00:35:25,048
All right,
now i'm really tired,

644
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:28,385
So if it's okay with you,
i'd just like to go to my room.

645
00:35:46,638 --> 00:35:48,571
Hey. You okay?

646
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,505
I'm fine.

647
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:55,277
That's a relief.

648
00:35:55,312 --> 00:35:58,848
So then you and damien didn't
- No, we did.

649
00:35:58,882 --> 00:36:03,185
Honestly, serena, i don't know
what you were so worried about.

650
00:36:03,219 --> 00:36:05,119
It was no big deal.

651
00:36:06,589 --> 00:36:08,189
Âª now i've... âª

652
00:36:08,190 --> 00:36:11,325
Would you min closing the door
on your way out?

653
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,328
Âª had the time of my life âª

654
00:36:13,362 --> 00:36:17,366
Âª no, i never felt like this
before âª

655
00:36:47,931 --> 00:36:49,932
I shoul have trusted you.

656
00:36:49,967 --> 00:36:51,834
The test came back?

657
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,738
It's hard for me
to let people in.

658
00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:57,440
I abandoned you
when you were just a baby.

659
00:36:57,475 --> 00:36:59,443
How could it not be?

660
00:36:59,477 --> 00:37:01,778
I want to change.

661
00:37:01,813 --> 00:37:04,549
I want to trust you.
I need to,

662
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:07,652
Because i need someone to take
over operations of my hotel

663
00:37:07,686 --> 00:37:09,888
For a while.
What?

664
00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:12,623
It's mostly
just a signing authority.

665
00:37:12,658 --> 00:37:14,959
I'd still have a voice
behind the scenes.

666
00:37:14,994 --> 00:37:17,728
It just needs
to look like i'm gone,

667
00:37:17,729 --> 00:37:21,365
Until the scandal subsides.
Charles, it's-It's too much

668
00:37:21,399 --> 00:37:24,034
There are other people
who'd do a better job.

669
00:37:24,068 --> 00:37:28,072
I don't trust
those other people.

670
00:37:28,106 --> 00:37:30,174
Those other people
aren't my mother.

671
00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:34,545
Look, it's not hard. I'll show
you everything you need to know.

672
00:37:34,579 --> 00:37:36,747
You just have to sign
these papers.

673
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:44,054
Hello, mother.

674
00:37:44,088 --> 00:37:46,056
Lily, it's been
six months. I'm afraid it's time

675
00:37:46,090 --> 00:37:50,360
We check back in with
the good dr. Van der woodsen.

676
00:37:50,395 --> 00:37:52,729
Can't we get someone else
to do the tests?

677
00:37:52,764 --> 00:37:54,598
I mean, does it
really have to be him?

678
00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:56,566
You know
he's the right choice,

679
00:37:56,601 --> 00:37:58,568
And it's been too long
already.

680
00:37:58,603 --> 00:38:00,470
Please, darling. For me.

681
00:38:00,471 --> 00:38:02,639
Okay.

682
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:06,176
I'll get
on the next plane out.

683
00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:08,211
Thank you, dear.

684
00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:10,447
Lil?

685
00:38:10,481 --> 00:38:11,981
Hey. Everything okay?

686
00:38:11,982 --> 00:38:14,684
Actually,
that was my mother,

687
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,653
And she is at canyon ranch.

688
00:38:16,687 --> 00:38:20,623
And normally,
i could ignore her pleas, but-

689
00:38:20,658 --> 00:38:22,158
You should go.

690
00:38:22,159 --> 00:38:24,860
I think jenny and i need
some time right now anyway.

691
00:38:24,895 --> 00:38:28,297
Maybe when you come back,
you and i can start all over.

692
00:38:28,331 --> 00:38:31,132
I would love that.
Clean slate.

693
00:38:31,167 --> 00:38:32,401
Absolutely.

694
00:38:32,402 --> 00:38:34,302
Clean slate.

695
00:38:46,819 --> 00:38:48,719
Hey.

696
00:38:52,124 --> 00:38:54,292
So, uh, so, listen,

697
00:38:54,326 --> 00:38:57,629
I know your room is
a benefits-Only zone...

698
00:38:57,663 --> 00:39:01,432
but, uh, right now i-I need
to talk to my friend.

699
00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:04,402
Fine. I'll make an exception.
Shoot.

700
00:39:04,436 --> 00:39:06,437
Well, you see,
there's this girl,

701
00:39:06,438 --> 00:39:08,406
And-And under
normal circumstances

702
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,407
I'd tell everyone,
"hey, everybody.

703
00:39:10,442 --> 00:39:13,277
"I'm seeing
this amazing girl.

704
00:39:13,311 --> 00:39:15,347
I think
it might be serious."

705
00:39:15,381 --> 00:39:17,349
But this girl and i-

706
00:39:17,383 --> 00:39:20,519
We agreed that that would
be a mistake. Interesting.

707
00:39:20,553 --> 00:39:22,521
The thing is,
keeping these feelings aside

708
00:39:22,556 --> 00:39:24,757
Is-Is-Is killing me,
'cause all i want to do is

709
00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:27,127
Tell everyone how happy i am.
How happy are you?

710
00:39:27,161 --> 00:39:30,330
Oh, i'm very, very happy,
very happy,

711
00:39:30,365 --> 00:39:33,367
The kind of happy that people
write embarrassing songs about.

712
00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:36,770
Then, as your friend, i think
you should tell people

713
00:39:36,804 --> 00:39:40,607
And as long as this is
still a benefits-Only zone...

714
00:39:40,641 --> 00:39:43,009
âª let me come over âª

715
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,089
I'm sorry i didn't tell you
i was callinfus.

716
00:39:55,123 --> 00:39:58,859
No, it's okay.
My plan was dumb anyway.

717
00:39:58,894 --> 00:40:00,394
Nate, i...

718
00:40:00,395 --> 00:40:03,398
i'm really sorry i left
the morning after we...

719
00:40:03,432 --> 00:40:06,335
you know,
i never meant to hurt you.

720
00:40:06,369 --> 00:40:08,170
Oh, i know.

721
00:40:08,171 --> 00:40:11,974
I wish that somehow,
we could relive that night,

722
00:40:12,008 --> 00:40:16,745
Because this time
i know that you lov me,

723
00:40:16,779 --> 00:40:19,013
And you know
that i love you.

724
00:40:37,531 --> 00:40:39,366
What are we celebrating?

725
00:40:39,367 --> 00:40:41,502
Te lawsuit?

726
00:40:41,536 --> 00:40:43,937
The scandal?

727
00:40:43,972 --> 00:40:49,510
The fact i just signed over
my hotel?

728
00:40:52,181 --> 00:40:55,616
We're celebrating you...

729
00:40:55,651 --> 00:40:58,986
opening your heart
to your mother...

730
00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:02,257
And... me...

731
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:05,226
being the woman
who encouraged you to do it.

732
00:41:07,730 --> 00:41:12,767
And just like that chuck bass
celebrating a new love.

733
00:41:19,741 --> 00:41:22,809
Well? Do we have ourselves
a hotel?

734
00:41:22,844 --> 00:41:24,845
We do.

735
00:41:27,849 --> 00:41:29,349
Creful, chuck.

736
00:41:29,350 --> 00:41:30,884
It's an open heart

737
00:41:30,885 --> 00:41:33,386
That's vulnerable
to the deepest wound.

738
00:41:33,454 --> 00:41:36,023
X.O.X.O., gossip girl.

739
00:41:36,024 --> 00:41:38,633
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