1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,250 Gossip Girl here. 2 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:02,610 You one and only source 3 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:05,480 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 4 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:07,604 Hey! It's the lovebirds. 5 00:00:07,604 --> 00:00:09,161 - Hey, you two. - He told you, didn't he? 6 00:00:09,161 --> 00:00:10,738 Speaking for everyone else, I think it's great. 7 00:00:10,738 --> 00:00:14,170 Ever since I saw you all I could think about was payback for last year. 8 00:00:14,170 --> 00:00:15,708 Did you put something in my drink? 9 00:00:15,708 --> 00:00:16,971 She's ready to party. 10 00:00:16,972 --> 00:00:18,129 Make sure you guys show her a good time. 11 00:00:18,129 --> 00:00:20,758 - Jenny! - Nate, thank you so much for tonight. 12 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:22,429 I'm sorry, Chuck. You need to leave. 13 00:00:22,429 --> 00:00:23,474 What the hell is going on here? 14 00:00:23,474 --> 00:00:24,026 Isn't it obvious? 15 00:00:24,027 --> 00:00:25,034 You've been played, Chuck, 16 00:00:25,035 --> 00:00:26,143 from the very beginning. 17 00:00:26,143 --> 00:00:27,573 I didn't have the courage to tell you 18 00:00:27,573 --> 00:00:29,369 that I signed the hotel over to Jack. 19 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:29,848 And the hotel? 20 00:00:30,006 --> 00:00:33,175 Oh, lost. I've come this far without my mother. 21 00:00:33,175 --> 00:00:34,803 I'm not backing down now. 22 00:00:34,803 --> 00:00:37,351 If it's a war Jack wants, then it's a war he'll get. 23 00:00:37,352 --> 00:00:47,352 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com. 24 00:00:52,081 --> 00:00:54,285 Every war has its weapons. 25 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:58,237 But on the Upper East Side, the rules of battle are simple... 26 00:00:58,649 --> 00:01:00,159 there are no rules. 27 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,824 Well, now I really, really hope 28 00:01:01,998 --> 00:01:03,737 those are for my birthday. 29 00:01:03,737 --> 00:01:06,882 Uh, actually Chuck and Blair left them after one of their games. 30 00:01:06,883 --> 00:01:07,947 Happy Birthday, though. 31 00:01:08,906 --> 00:01:11,532 So when do I get to unwrap my present? 32 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:14,259 What is that? 33 00:01:14,259 --> 00:01:18,122 It's, um, just a garter holster. 34 00:01:18,122 --> 00:01:19,841 It's for my cell phone. 35 00:01:19,841 --> 00:01:22,530 Well, then I'd better take you upstairs so I can inspect it. 36 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:24,863 Oh, except I have to go shopping with Blair 37 00:01:24,863 --> 00:01:25,993 to pick out a dress for tonight. 38 00:01:25,993 --> 00:01:27,526 You still haven't told me where you're taking me, 39 00:01:27,526 --> 00:01:29,707 but just so you know, you don't have to dress up for a Knicks game. 40 00:01:29,707 --> 00:01:32,069 But you do for the frick benefit. 41 00:01:32,929 --> 00:01:35,843 It's for Asian horned toads. They're in danger. 42 00:01:36,293 --> 00:01:38,874 That's your surprise... a toad benefit? 43 00:01:38,874 --> 00:01:41,537 Well, I know it's not what you would choose to do on your birthday, 44 00:01:41,537 --> 00:01:43,009 but Chuck bought a table, 45 00:01:43,009 --> 00:01:44,460 and we can celebrate this weekend. 46 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:46,656 And you're going to lunch with your grandfather. 47 00:01:46,656 --> 00:01:50,305 - That's festive. - Yeah, I'm gonna hit the... hit the shower. 48 00:01:50,305 --> 00:01:52,050 - So you have fun shopping. - See you at 3:00? 49 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,582 Yep. 50 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:54,604 Hello, Mr. Nate. 51 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:00,395 I feel very bad not wishing him Happy Birthday 52 00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:03,048 or bringing him polish breakfast sausage in bed. 53 00:02:03,048 --> 00:02:03,755 Oh, Dorota, 54 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:05,830 Nate has to think everyone's blowing off his birthday 55 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:07,477 so he'll really be surprised tonight. 56 00:02:07,477 --> 00:02:10,345 And he likes this game where you kill people? 57 00:02:10,345 --> 00:02:13,226 It's called "Assassin", and he loves it. 58 00:02:13,807 --> 00:02:15,179 Did you get his phone? 59 00:02:19,769 --> 00:02:21,270 In case anyone posts about the party, 60 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:23,257 I don't want him checking "Gossip Girl." 61 00:02:24,316 --> 00:02:25,826 Can you hide this? 62 00:02:26,549 --> 00:02:28,083 Thank you, Dorota. 63 00:02:47,525 --> 00:02:50,348 You really have surrounded yourself with beautiful things, 64 00:02:50,348 --> 00:02:53,317 so easy to auction off. Gotta love eBay. 65 00:02:53,317 --> 00:02:54,879 As much as I hate to interrupt your fun, 66 00:02:54,879 --> 00:02:58,188 this has gone on long enough. I want my hotel back. 67 00:02:58,188 --> 00:02:59,050 Name your price. 68 00:02:59,051 --> 00:03:00,633 I don't need your money, Chuck. 69 00:03:02,805 --> 00:03:04,216 Then what is all this for... 70 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:05,648 just to hurt me? 71 00:03:05,648 --> 00:03:08,527 Just to hurt you? Hurting you is a Noble goal. 72 00:03:08,527 --> 00:03:11,042 Granted, you know, it wasn't all that difficult. 73 00:03:12,096 --> 00:03:13,369 You're not the man you used to be. 74 00:03:13,369 --> 00:03:15,657 If you're referring to the fact I'm not in Thailand 75 00:03:15,657 --> 00:03:19,217 smoking hash with prostitutes, change is good. 76 00:03:19,217 --> 00:03:21,777 Young Chuck in love. 77 00:03:21,777 --> 00:03:25,134 Beautiful... and sad. 78 00:03:25,802 --> 00:03:27,706 Bart always said you were soft. 79 00:03:27,706 --> 00:03:30,009 My father left me the company instead of you. 80 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:30,521 I get it. 81 00:03:30,521 --> 00:03:33,468 I'm more than happy letting Lily guide my stock to its tiny profit. 82 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:36,354 I know the Empire is not your in-game 83 00:03:36,354 --> 00:03:38,367 and if it's wounding me, you've done it. 84 00:03:38,367 --> 00:03:39,749 So why are you still here? 85 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:46,757 It's an interesting feeling holding another man's prized possession. 86 00:03:46,757 --> 00:03:50,039 You wonder how far he'll go to get it back, 87 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:51,479 if there's anything he wouldn't do. 88 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:54,319 I will do anything. 89 00:03:55,481 --> 00:03:57,291 Well, there is something that caught my eye. 90 00:03:59,175 --> 00:04:01,162 I think I have to unfriend Ryuichi. 91 00:04:01,162 --> 00:04:03,300 I thought the boy you met in Japan was named Hideo. 92 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:06,597 I met them both. Uh, Hideo was... 93 00:04:06,598 --> 00:04:06,791 more than a friend. 94 00:04:06,791 --> 00:04:08,973 Thank you. Point is, Hideo and his friends 95 00:04:08,973 --> 00:04:11,241 have a fondness for bathhouses and group photos. 96 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:13,248 Oh, my God. Unfriend him immediately. 97 00:04:13,248 --> 00:04:15,532 Sayonara, Ryuichi-San. 98 00:04:15,533 --> 00:04:15,659 Yeah, I didn't need to see that. 99 00:04:15,659 --> 00:04:17,292 Today was supposed to be my rebound from Jonathan. 100 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:19,504 Now I need a rebound from Hideo. It's a vicious cycle. 101 00:04:19,504 --> 00:04:21,349 I'm sure there are tons of boys who'd love to go out with you. 102 00:04:21,349 --> 00:04:23,222 Rufus, Jonathan and I are the only ones 103 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:25,582 at st. Jude's who are even out. I should just bury myself 104 00:04:25,582 --> 00:04:26,919 in work like Jenny. 105 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,124 Hey, you know, I like working for Eleanor. 106 00:04:28,124 --> 00:04:29,798 I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled... 107 00:04:29,798 --> 00:04:31,669 Especially when he's unavailable. 108 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:32,690 Uh, poor Nate. 109 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,136 What? Just reading the e-mail from Serena 110 00:04:34,137 --> 00:04:36,167 reminding everyone to blow off his birthday. 111 00:04:36,168 --> 00:04:37,327 That seems kind of mean. 112 00:04:37,327 --> 00:04:38,023 It's an act. 113 00:04:38,024 --> 00:04:40,688 She's planning this whole surprise thing at the Waldorfs'. 114 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:41,570 She's spending the whole afternoon getting it ready. 115 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:43,279 Wait. I don't get it then. 116 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,561 What is Nate supposed to do all day, 117 00:04:44,562 --> 00:04:45,843 just sit at home and think everyone forgot his birthday? 118 00:04:45,843 --> 00:04:48,709 He spends five hours thinking Serena is a terrible girlfriend. 119 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:50,545 - He'll forgive her. - Five hours. 120 00:04:51,114 --> 00:04:58,097 - I, uh... have to go to the fabric store. - All right. 121 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,150 Bye. 122 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:01,141 Bye. Oh, God. 123 00:05:01,141 --> 00:05:03,088 Denjuro, you are definitely not my friend. 124 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:09,316 Hey. Good morning. 125 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:12,339 Huh? Oh, yeah. Hey. 126 00:05:13,324 --> 00:05:15,409 Have you been up all night? 127 00:05:15,996 --> 00:05:18,731 'Cause it looks like you've killed an entire forest, 128 00:05:18,731 --> 00:05:21,909 and your breath smells like something dead. 129 00:05:21,909 --> 00:05:23,010 Oh, thanks. 130 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:25,358 Um, the application for the Tisch writing program 131 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:27,813 is due in, uh, in... in two days, so I just... 132 00:05:27,813 --> 00:05:29,546 I need to bear down and finish my 1-act. 133 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:32,414 Is this the same 1-act that you were 95% done with last week, 134 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,221 but didn't want to show me until it was 100% done? 135 00:05:34,898 --> 00:05:38,678 Uh, yeah, yeah, but you know, there's no point in showing it to you until 136 00:05:38,678 --> 00:05:41,187 I've taken it as far as I can myself. 137 00:05:41,187 --> 00:05:42,629 This is why we used to show each other our work 138 00:05:42,629 --> 00:05:44,758 as soon as possible, remember? 139 00:05:44,759 --> 00:05:45,717 Uh, yeah, I do, but that was... 140 00:05:45,717 --> 00:05:47,722 before we started sleeping together. Yeah, I know. 141 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,866 But we said we'd date and still be friends, 142 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:52,195 and this is being friends. In fact... 143 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:53,997 What's that? 144 00:05:53,997 --> 00:05:55,961 This is my script for my short film class 145 00:05:55,961 --> 00:05:58,004 that I've been nervous about showing you. 146 00:05:58,004 --> 00:05:59,154 This is the one based on my short story. 147 00:05:59,675 --> 00:06:01,124 Now hand yours over. 148 00:06:01,738 --> 00:06:04,623 Uh... okay. 149 00:06:04,623 --> 00:06:07,710 All right. You gotta be completely honest here. 150 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:10,877 U, and I gotta... you should ignore this first part. 151 00:06:10,877 --> 00:06:12,612 In fact, why don't- -why don't we just exchange tomorrow? 152 00:06:12,612 --> 00:06:15,131 You know, I gotta help Serena out with Nate's birthday party, 153 00:06:15,131 --> 00:06:16,874 and this it'll give me time to give yours proper consideration, 154 00:06:16,874 --> 00:06:19,285 maybe fine-tune this one just a little bit more, which it needs. 155 00:06:19,285 --> 00:06:20,568 Nice try, 156 00:06:20,568 --> 00:06:22,768 but you can read mine on the subway after you shower. 157 00:06:22,768 --> 00:06:23,733 Have a good day. 158 00:06:28,629 --> 00:06:29,720 Jenny, hey. 159 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,945 Hey. Um, I tried texting you. 160 00:06:31,945 --> 00:06:34,309 Oh, yeah, I can't seem to find my cell phone. 161 00:06:34,309 --> 00:06:36,515 Oh. What are you doing here? 162 00:06:36,515 --> 00:06:39,704 It's your birthday. Happy Birthday. 163 00:06:39,704 --> 00:06:41,749 - All right, thank you. - Here, I got you this. 164 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,482 You know, I'd say, like, let me take you out to lunch or something. 165 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,175 But, um, I'm sure you and Serena already have plans. 166 00:06:49,687 --> 00:06:51,278 No, actually. Actually, we don't. 167 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,607 I was gonna... gonna go to lunch with my grandfather. 168 00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:56,596 Oh. All right, well, have fun. 169 00:06:58,422 --> 00:06:59,241 Nate 170 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:04,354 I really just wanted to say thank you again for last week. 171 00:07:04,354 --> 00:07:06,138 I don't know what would have happened. 172 00:07:09,192 --> 00:07:12,559 You know what? Let me just call my grandfather and cancel. 173 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:13,859 I'm sure he'll understand. 174 00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:25,552 The look on his face was so sad. 175 00:07:25,552 --> 00:07:26,641 I wanted to call him back and say, 176 00:07:26,641 --> 00:07:27,551 I didn't forget your birthday. 177 00:07:27,551 --> 00:07:29,029 I've got this whole party planned. 178 00:07:29,029 --> 00:07:31,999 Cruel to be kind, S. Nate'll be fine. 179 00:07:31,999 --> 00:07:33,519 No word from Chuck? 180 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,179 He was sitting down with satan this morning. 181 00:07:35,179 --> 00:07:36,964 He's gonna lay everything out on the table, 182 00:07:36,964 --> 00:07:39,198 see if there's anything in the world he could offer Jack 183 00:07:39,198 --> 00:07:40,235 to give up the hotel. 184 00:07:40,235 --> 00:07:43,880 He's come so far, become the person I always knew he could be. 185 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,197 But he could lose it all because he opened his heart 186 00:07:46,197 --> 00:07:47,476 to that rven-haired con artst. 187 00:07:47,477 --> 00:07:49,125 Everything will be fine, Blair. 188 00:07:49,126 --> 00:07:51,623 No matter what, Chuck has you, and he loves you. 189 00:07:51,623 --> 00:07:53,036 The Empire is just a hotel. 190 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:54,297 You don't understand. 191 00:07:54,297 --> 00:07:57,770 The hotel is proof that Bart was wrong about Chuck. 192 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,453 It's become who he is. 193 00:07:59,453 --> 00:08:01,610 Well, then you have to show him that he has so much more, 194 00:08:02,712 --> 00:08:04,261 starting with... 195 00:08:04,881 --> 00:08:06,660 Buying this dress. 196 00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:09,218 Come on, B. 197 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:14,097 Once Chuck sees you in it, he'll realize Empire or no Empire, 198 00:08:14,098 --> 00:08:15,826 Blair Waldorf loves him, 199 00:08:16,352 --> 00:08:18,112 and no one else can say that. 200 00:08:19,973 --> 00:08:21,575 Thanks, S. 201 00:08:23,744 --> 00:08:25,877 I have to go get everything ready for Nate's party. 202 00:08:25,877 --> 00:08:26,736 Are you gonna be okay? 203 00:08:29,784 --> 00:08:31,434 Let me know if Chuck calls you. 204 00:08:33,423 --> 00:08:34,647 And buy that dress. 205 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:40,342 She's right. It is a remarkable dress, 206 00:08:40,342 --> 00:08:42,141 made only more so by you in it. 207 00:08:42,141 --> 00:08:44,750 What are you doing here, besides stalking me? 208 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,960 Please I was just window-shopping and saw something I liked. 209 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,547 You're supposed to be meeting with Chuck. 210 00:08:49,547 --> 00:08:51,303 Oh, we met. Ideas were discussed, 211 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,880 voices raised, expletives used. 212 00:08:52,881 --> 00:08:54,793 And how's your morning been, gorgeous? 213 00:08:54,793 --> 00:08:56,256 You think you've won. 214 00:08:57,394 --> 00:08:59,881 But Chuck will find a way to get back what you stole. 215 00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:01,376 There's always a way. 216 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:03,204 I told him how to get back his hotel. 217 00:09:03,205 --> 00:09:04,291 And here's the kicker... 218 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:05,279 it wouldn't cost him a dime. 219 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,860 What are you talking about? 220 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,854 I'm saying Chuck can have the Empire, 221 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,162 and all it would cost is you... 222 00:09:11,162 --> 00:09:12,932 Spending the night with me. 223 00:09:14,906 --> 00:09:16,457 How's that grab you? 224 00:09:16,457 --> 00:09:17,364 Careful, B. 225 00:09:17,365 --> 00:09:20,577 Jack Bass' weapon of choice comes fully loaded, 226 00:09:20,577 --> 00:09:22,533 and if he hits his target, 227 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:24,960 there'll be at least two victims. 228 00:09:25,955 --> 00:09:29,191 I'd rather spend the night with the marquis de sade 229 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:30,492 and yes, I know he's dead. 230 00:09:30,493 --> 00:09:33,356 I'm surprised this is your response... 231 00:09:33,356 --> 00:09:36,186 knowing how attached Chuck is to his hotel, 232 00:09:36,186 --> 00:09:37,924 what it means to him. 233 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,395 I thought you really cared for him. 234 00:09:39,395 --> 00:09:41,788 Excuse me, I thought you were just a disgusting pig. 235 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:43,662 But now I realize you're actually demented. 236 00:09:43,662 --> 00:09:47,059 Taking what belongs to Chuck has become a real passion of mine, 237 00:09:47,059 --> 00:09:51,424 and I would find this particular conquest deeply satisfying. 238 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,336 While I'm flattered, I assure you that Chuck and I 239 00:09:53,336 --> 00:09:55,992 - will find another way. - Chuck opened is heart to you, 240 00:09:56,401 --> 00:09:59,096 and now his future lies in your hands... 241 00:09:59,096 --> 00:10:03,109 well, not your hands, exactly. 242 00:10:03,876 --> 00:10:05,656 But you could fix this. 243 00:10:06,853 --> 00:10:08,250 He would never have to know. 244 00:10:09,461 --> 00:10:13,502 Chuck will win, and I'l be right by his side, 245 00:10:13,502 --> 00:10:14,968 as long as it takes for that to happen. 246 00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:19,825 As long as you're at his side and not mine, 247 00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:22,233 that will never happen. 248 00:10:27,179 --> 00:10:29,303 You should at least try it on. 249 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:40,361 I was just about to call you. 250 00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:41,906 You know that polaroid film I told you I had? 251 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:42,318 I don't. 252 00:10:42,318 --> 00:10:44,545 Ohh. I promised Serena that I would get it for Nate's party. 253 00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:46,678 We need it for the game of "Assassin." Well... 254 00:10:47,465 --> 00:10:49,378 This is the one thing that she gave me to do. 255 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:50,868 If I mess it up, she will kill me 256 00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:53,206 and not the fun game-way. 257 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:54,624 Done. 258 00:10:55,286 --> 00:10:56,676 Now what's wrong? 259 00:10:56,676 --> 00:10:58,696 Is it because Serena never threw you a surprise party? 260 00:10:58,696 --> 00:10:59,941 - Because you hate surprises. - No, 261 00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:02,730 no. Uh, Vanessa just... she wrote this script. 262 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,727 - She wants me to read it. - And? 263 00:11:04,727 --> 00:11:06,352 - Well, it's not great. - Give her notes. 264 00:11:06,352 --> 00:11:08,443 I thought that's what you guys always do with each other's work. 265 00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,203 Well, yeah, as friends. 266 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,042 I think in relationships, there's such a thing as too much honesty. 267 00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,092 For instance, it would not have been a good idea for me 268 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,813 to tell Serena how I felt about every outfit she wore. 269 00:11:17,814 --> 00:11:20,053 Well, telling a woman you like her clothes is not lying. 270 00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:21,926 - It's self-preservation. - Yeah, 271 00:11:21,926 --> 00:11:23,325 but the truth has shades of gray, right? 272 00:11:23,325 --> 00:11:25,132 I mean, there's such a thing as spin. 273 00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,623 A half-truth is a whole lie, son. 274 00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:27,702 In my experience, 275 00:11:27,702 --> 00:11:29,269 it causes the same amount of problems down the line, 276 00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:31,307 especially with the ladies. 277 00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:35,859 So Serena must have something really great planned 278 00:11:35,859 --> 00:11:37,689 for you guys tonight, right? 279 00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:39,896 Yeah, some toad gala at the Frick. 280 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,755 Uh, that sounds... 281 00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:43,024 Boring? Yeah, I know. 282 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:45,304 I mean, it's not like I had some high expectations. 283 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,883 I just expected Serena to be a little more... 284 00:11:48,138 --> 00:11:49,630 I mean, you know. 285 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:52,578 Basically, this burger is definitely the best part of my day so far. 286 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,809 It's the best part of mine, too. 287 00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:57,445 Actually, you know, the best part of the week. 288 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,095 How are you... 289 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,236 After that whole thing at Eleanor's? 290 00:12:03,935 --> 00:12:05,908 You know you can always come to me, right? 291 00:12:06,738 --> 00:12:08,412 Yeah, thanks. 292 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,535 But today is not about me. 293 00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:15,256 Did I mention that public embarrassment 294 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,718 is a part of the Humphrey birthday tradition? 295 00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,864 Okay, I'm actually happy to be humiliated. 296 00:12:20,864 --> 00:12:22,911 Good. Blow out your candle. Make a wish. 297 00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:24,704 Yay! 298 00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:29,901 Okay, bye. 299 00:12:30,768 --> 00:12:32,861 I brought my trench coat, camera. 300 00:12:32,861 --> 00:12:34,525 Prepare to be assassinated. 301 00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:36,620 Will do. Thanks. 302 00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:41,114 Something wrong? 303 00:12:42,889 --> 00:12:45,253 Oh, you read my script... 304 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,403 And you didn't like it. 305 00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:50,279 I can take it, I think. 306 00:12:50,279 --> 00:12:52,812 Um... no, you're right. 307 00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:56,014 I didn't, uh, I didn't like it. 308 00:12:59,609 --> 00:13:01,467 I loved it. 309 00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:04,283 Really? Loved it? 310 00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:07,342 - No notes? - No. I mean, only note I've got is I wish... 311 00:13:07,342 --> 00:13:09,794 I wish there was more of it. 312 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,339 Yeah, so what did you think of my play? 313 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,586 Oh, um, I didn't get a chance to read it yet. 314 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,212 Oh, all right. No worries. 315 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,429 But I do have to get the application in day after tomorrow, so... 316 00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:20,844 Okay. 317 00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:26,565 Oh, miss Serena, I about to text. 318 00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:27,535 Dorota, what is going on? 319 00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:28,701 Everything should be done by now. 320 00:13:28,701 --> 00:13:30,155 Everyone's gonna be here soon. 321 00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:32,399 Vans get messed up. Dead body cake go to wedding. 322 00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,266 Wedding cake come here. Is very pretty, 323 00:13:34,266 --> 00:13:36,739 but pink not Mr. Nate's color. 324 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:37,976 Oh, my God. We have to stall Nate. 325 00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:40,545 - William has to keep him occupied. - No cookies like hearts! 326 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:43,352 Find bullets and knives and little bombs that go boom! 327 00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:47,148 Mr. Van Der Bilt, it's Serena, but don't tell Nate. 328 00:13:49,737 --> 00:13:51,452 Okay, um... 329 00:13:51,659 --> 00:13:54,202 Y... yeah, I'll let him know when I see him. 330 00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,298 Nate's not with him. 331 00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:59,434 He said he called last-minute and cancelled. 332 00:13:59,435 --> 00:14:00,502 Then where be he? 333 00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,052 Let's find out. 334 00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:08,734 Well, listen, I gotta get going. 335 00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,513 I told Serena I'd be there by 3:00 336 00:14:10,513 --> 00:14:14,258 - to get ready for the gala. - Uh, white shirt, black tie. 337 00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:15,658 I'd think you'd have it down by now. 338 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,068 Have fun tonight. 339 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,309 Yeah. 340 00:14:24,022 --> 00:14:25,632 Are you okay? 341 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,745 Yeah, I'm fine. 342 00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:30,997 I don't know. It's just whenever I'm alone, 343 00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:36,030 I can't not think of the other night, you know? 344 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,536 Hey, I'm sorry. 345 00:14:37,536 --> 00:14:40,023 You shouldn't keep Serena waiting. 346 00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:41,490 It's just you're the only one 347 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,483 who gets what I'm going through right now. 348 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,669 Well, hey, I'm sure Serena won't mind 349 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,957 if I'm a little bit late, right? 350 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,482 Like you said, white shirt, black tie. 351 00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:53,669 How long can it take to get ready for a gala? 352 00:14:56,805 --> 00:15:00,651 "Attention, Upper East siders. Nate Archibald is M.I.A. 353 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,105 Send tips and pics asap. 354 00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:05,452 Help Serena find her man." 355 00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:13,787 You know, I... I kind of just want to disappear in the dark for a while. 356 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,530 - Do you want to go see a movie? - I'm in. 357 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,078 Okay. 358 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,101 Thank you, Gregor. 359 00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:22,282 Chuck. 360 00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:25,496 Back from shopping and no packages? 361 00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:27,863 Who are you, and what have you done with my girlfriend? 362 00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:32,237 Nothing suited my sensibilities. How was your talk with Jack? 363 00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:35,595 I was wrong to think I could negotiate with terrorists. 364 00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:39,859 - Did he offer you anything? - Nothing I would ever consider. 365 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,806 Maybe when he sees he can't get what he wants, 366 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:54,858 - he'll stop toying with you. - One can only hope. 367 00:16:00,909 --> 00:16:02,102 Hello? 368 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,522 Thank you. 369 00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:11,831 You were right. 370 00:16:11,831 --> 00:16:15,474 After I said no to Jack's offer, 371 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,868 he's called off the game play. 372 00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:19,888 He's closing the hotel. 373 00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:21,888 It's over. 374 00:16:33,295 --> 00:16:35,617 Miss Blair, this package arrive for you. 375 00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:37,437 There is card. 376 00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:54,835 Careful, B. Don't forget your first rule of battle... 377 00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:58,002 beware of Bass's bearing gifts. 378 00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:07,342 - Has Nate showed up yet? - He'll be here soon. 379 00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:10,165 I'm... I'm really sorry. I'm sure he'll be here any minute. 380 00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:13,642 Hey, um, any word on Nate from Vanya's doorman contacts? 381 00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:16,599 Dorota has pretty much the entire eastern block on lookout. 382 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,594 Anything on "Gossip Girl"? 383 00:17:21,131 --> 00:17:24,828 - Uh, I'm gonna keep looking. - Serena, come here. 384 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,751 You've done some unforgivable things like having sex 385 00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,650 with Nate when we were saving ourselves for each other 386 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,036 - or killing Pete Fairman... - What? 387 00:17:31,036 --> 00:17:32,509 How far is too far? 388 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,437 Where is that place you can't come back anymore? 389 00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:36,032 Blair, what are you talking about? 390 00:17:36,032 --> 00:17:38,576 - Is Chuck gonna do something to Jack? - What? 391 00:17:39,385 --> 00:17:43,174 I mean... yes. There is somthing someone could do 392 00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:46,194 to get back the Empire, and yes, it is terrible, 393 00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:49,060 but they'd be doing it out of love. 394 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,353 - Love of whom? - Just love. The point is, 395 00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:53,400 if someone does something awful, 396 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,793 but it's for love, is it okay? 397 00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,910 If you are crossing some moral line 398 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,607 to best Jack Bass, then probably not. 399 00:17:59,607 --> 00:18:01,133 What are you not telling me? 400 00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:02,521 Nothing. You're right. 401 00:18:02,521 --> 00:18:03,468 Thank you. 402 00:18:03,468 --> 00:18:04,987 I should go get dressed. 403 00:18:06,611 --> 00:18:08,848 Oh, and I invited my minions. 404 00:18:08,848 --> 00:18:10,985 It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel. 405 00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:12,411 Hey, Jenny. It's me. 406 00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:15,865 Uh, I just wanted to remind you that Nate needed to be here 407 00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:19,312 no later than an hour ago. Bring him to the party right now. 408 00:18:19,312 --> 00:18:20,684 Hey, where's Nate? 409 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,393 I'm determined to believe he'll arrive momentarily. 410 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,183 He better, with all of his Columbia friends here. 411 00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:26,856 Do you want me to start taking pictures of people? 412 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,192 - Yes, please. - I'll grab Vanessa's camera. 413 00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:50,502 Hey. Do you need something? 414 00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:51,829 Camera. Here. 415 00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,993 Smile like the killer you are. 416 00:19:01,895 --> 00:19:03,007 Chuck? 417 00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:06,036 Are you gonna come down and join the party? 418 00:19:08,053 --> 00:19:09,535 I just heard from my lawyers. 419 00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,506 I was waiting to see if there was any chance 420 00:19:11,506 --> 00:19:13,614 - of keeping the Empire doors open. - And? 421 00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:17,453 There's not. Jack's within his rights to shutter the place. 422 00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:22,421 I just have to watch it die, a slow, painful death. 423 00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:25,654 When you bought the Empire, 424 00:19:25,654 --> 00:19:29,095 you told me you knew you could do it because I believe in you. 425 00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:30,891 That hasn't changed. You'll find a way. 426 00:19:30,891 --> 00:19:34,303 When are you going to get it? There is no way! 427 00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,855 I'm sorry. 428 00:19:42,855 --> 00:19:45,846 I'm not mad at you. It's my own fault. 429 00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:52,633 I am everything my father said I was. 430 00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:27,350 Oh. Even without the guest of honor, it's still a great party. 431 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:28,833 I can't believe he didn't even call. 432 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,447 Well, you did steal his phone. 433 00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:32,809 You have a point, but we did have plans, 434 00:20:32,809 --> 00:20:36,154 even if it was a made-up ball for a non-endangered reptile. 435 00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:38,206 Okay, you're freaking me out with the nunchakus. 436 00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,807 He probably thinks that I didn't care about his birthday. 437 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,019 Surprise! 438 00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:43,316 Surprise! 439 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:47,032 Sorry we're late, everyone! 440 00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:48,936 Crazy, you. 441 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,432 Uh-oh, S. 442 00:20:51,432 --> 00:20:54,534 Looks like little J.'s knives are sharpened, 443 00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:56,988 and she's ready to use them in the battle 444 00:20:56,988 --> 00:20:58,830 for Nate Archibald. 445 00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:04,498 The game of "assassin" is simple... kill or be killed. 446 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:08,355 Your photo is your life. You wear it aroun your neck. 447 00:21:08,355 --> 00:21:11,007 If someone grabs your picture before you grab theirs, 448 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:13,645 then you're dead, and you have to give them all the pictures 449 00:21:13,645 --> 00:21:15,886 of everyone else you've killed. Once you're a ghost, 450 00:21:15,886 --> 00:21:18,133 you come back here to the safe zone for the party. 451 00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:21,832 You can't go beyond this block, but restaurants, buildings, 452 00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:23,887 shops... all fair game. 453 00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:26,457 The winner is the last assassin on the street, 454 00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:28,260 and they have all the other photos. 455 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:32,273 So you have five safe minutes to leave the builing. 456 00:21:32,273 --> 00:21:34,185 Starting now. 457 00:21:36,352 --> 00:21:38,573 I can't believe you were in on this. 458 00:21:38,574 --> 00:21:40,111 - Nicely played. - Thank you. 459 00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,666 I figured someone had to keep him distracted. 460 00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:46,230 I gotta go before I end up dead. 461 00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:49,525 I can't believe you did this. It's awesome. 462 00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:52,032 I mean, you totally had me going. 463 00:21:52,032 --> 00:21:54,753 Apparently. What, were you just not gonna show up to the gala? 464 00:21:54,753 --> 00:21:58,616 - What? No. Something with Jenny just came up. - Yeah, I got that. 465 00:21:59,115 --> 00:22:01,316 Okay, we have exactly four minutes left to live. 466 00:22:01,316 --> 00:22:03,851 Do you really want to spend it talking like this? 467 00:22:04,716 --> 00:22:06,710 Hey, come on. Game's starting. 468 00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:08,635 - Let's go. - I'm already dead. 469 00:22:08,635 --> 00:22:11,174 - You still have your photo. - Formality. 470 00:22:11,174 --> 00:22:13,242 Although you're welcome to kill me again if you like. 471 00:23:22,991 --> 00:23:24,092 Hello, Dorota. 472 00:23:24,092 --> 00:23:27,317 What are you doing here? I will be killed if someone find me. 473 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,940 Why would somebody kill you? Anti-royalists from Russia? 474 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:33,040 No. In game. 475 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:37,038 Then I must do something before you die. 476 00:23:43,178 --> 00:23:44,316 Dorota.. 477 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,690 From the first moment I saw you, 478 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,078 I knew you were princess. 479 00:23:49,786 --> 00:23:52,659 And every day you make me feel like king. 480 00:23:54,639 --> 00:23:55,671 Will you... 481 00:23:55,671 --> 00:23:58,952 yes, yes! Yes, of course I will marry you! 482 00:24:08,628 --> 00:24:10,705 At lest now I die with happiness. 483 00:24:13,239 --> 00:24:14,788 Oh! Oh, Vanya, I'm so sorry. 484 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,608 Hey. You okay? 485 00:24:16,608 --> 00:24:20,246 Uh, yeah, I am. Are you... okay? 486 00:24:20,246 --> 00:24:22,566 I am engaged. 487 00:24:23,216 --> 00:24:26,931 Congratulations, both of you. 488 00:24:28,937 --> 00:24:31,107 Uh, sorry. A friend's housekeeper 489 00:24:31,107 --> 00:24:32,519 and our doorman just got engaged. 490 00:24:32,519 --> 00:24:34,420 But you obviously got that, the... the engagement. 491 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,351 Yeah, that's pretty self-explanatory. 492 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,288 It's the all-black outfit that's throwing me. 493 00:24:38,288 --> 00:24:40,031 I'm in the middle of a game of assassin. 494 00:24:40,031 --> 00:24:42,618 Oh. Well, okay, please continue on your way. 495 00:24:42,618 --> 00:24:44,619 I hate to contribute to your untimely death. 496 00:24:44,619 --> 00:24:46,169 It looks like I'm safe for a moment. 497 00:24:46,169 --> 00:24:47,624 Do you live in the building? 498 00:24:47,624 --> 00:24:49,214 No. I just like hanging out in random lobbies, 499 00:24:49,214 --> 00:24:50,528 overhearing marriage proposals 500 00:24:50,529 --> 00:24:51,843 and looking for pickup games of assassin. 501 00:24:51,843 --> 00:24:54,154 Then this is definitely your lucky day. 502 00:24:54,154 --> 00:24:55,411 Indeed. 503 00:25:04,882 --> 00:25:06,782 There is actually someting that I have to take care of 504 00:25:06,782 --> 00:25:10,361 for a minute, but dead or alive, I will be right back. 505 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:13,499 Yeah, thanks. 506 00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,869 Thank you 507 00:25:31,869 --> 00:25:33,424 hey, get out of my truck! 508 00:25:34,713 --> 00:25:36,263 Now, if you'll excuse me, 509 00:25:36,263 --> 00:25:38,254 I have more important prey to hunt. 510 00:25:55,469 --> 00:25:57,932 You might want to call Rufus and say your good-bye. 511 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,251 Okay. I'm kind of into this killer side of you. 512 00:26:00,251 --> 00:26:01,154 Well, I'd hate for you to die 513 00:26:01,154 --> 00:26:02,289 without getting a chance to read my script. 514 00:26:02,289 --> 00:26:03,883 I promise I will. I know you have a deadline. 515 00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:05,216 You know, I'll give you another copy 516 00:26:05,216 --> 00:26:07,328 cause the one in your bag is pretty marked up. 517 00:26:11,951 --> 00:26:14,021 I'm sorry, Dan. I didn't know what to do. 518 00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:15,491 And I was gonna tell you, but then you liked mine so much, 519 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,796 that I didn't know what to say. 520 00:26:16,796 --> 00:26:18,096 Are you saying you felt sorry for me? 521 00:26:18,096 --> 00:26:19,079 That's not what I meant. 522 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,117 Well, good. As long as we're being honest, 523 00:26:21,528 --> 00:26:23,945 your script was not an "a"-plus. 524 00:26:23,945 --> 00:26:25,177 It was a "d." 525 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,151 At least you'll be together on the other side. 526 00:26:35,706 --> 00:26:37,247 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't care about the game. 527 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,074 - We need to talk. - Okay. About what? 528 00:26:39,074 --> 00:26:40,970 - What were you doing with Nate today? - Keeping him busy. 529 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:42,388 We both know that wasn't the plan. 530 00:26:42,389 --> 00:26:43,097 Nate and I are just friends. 531 00:26:43,097 --> 00:26:44,575 Friends don't kiss friends at their fashion shows. 532 00:26:44,575 --> 00:26:45,098 You have history with him. 533 00:26:45,099 --> 00:26:45,674 Yes, ancient. 534 00:26:45,674 --> 00:26:48,151 I promise I'm not gonna do anything 535 00:26:48,151 --> 00:26:49,264 to give Nate the wrong impression. 536 00:26:49,265 --> 00:26:50,276 - Now is that all? - No. 537 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:53,605 You can't kill me. You're already dead. 538 00:26:53,606 --> 00:26:54,977 No, I'm not. 539 00:26:54,977 --> 00:26:56,317 Yes, you are. 540 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,516 Any last words before I open this door and murder you? 541 00:27:15,516 --> 00:27:18,625 Look, I know you thought that I blew off your birthday, 542 00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:21,145 but you did ditch me. 543 00:27:21,145 --> 00:27:23,344 Serena, it wasn't like that. 544 00:27:23,344 --> 00:27:24,802 Nate... 545 00:27:26,231 --> 00:27:27,895 I need to know why you ignored our plans 546 00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:29,898 to spend the day with Jenny. 547 00:27:30,693 --> 00:27:33,046 Well, I promised her I wouldn't say anything. 548 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:36,623 Okay, last week something really messed up happened to her. 549 00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:38,096 And she came to you about it? 550 00:27:38,097 --> 00:27:39,423 Only because I was involved. 551 00:27:39,423 --> 00:27:41,638 Well, that's not making me feel any better. 552 00:27:41,638 --> 00:27:44,076 Okay, some girls from Eleanor's fashion show... 553 00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:46,363 they roofie'd her, and then they dumped her off at some bar 554 00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:50,213 - with all these guys. - Oh, my God. I... is she okay? 555 00:27:50,213 --> 00:27:52,718 Yeah. I mean, I got there before anything actually happened, 556 00:27:52,718 --> 00:27:56,727 but, you know, she's... she's having a tough time. 557 00:27:57,488 --> 00:28:00,408 - So... - I'm sorry. 558 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,506 You're such a good guy, Nate Archibald. 559 00:28:06,369 --> 00:28:08,271 Can I kiss you before I kill you? 560 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,739 Gotcha. Watch your back. 561 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:18,074 Well, looks like it's just you and Nate left. 562 00:28:18,074 --> 00:28:20,253 I'm on it. 563 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:36,314 Hey, Chuck, have you seen Blair? 564 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:37,675 I assume she's still slaying. 565 00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:40,198 She can't be. Her Polaroid's right here. 566 00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:43,174 You know Blair. She's probably cheating. 567 00:28:44,274 --> 00:28:45,868 If you'll excuse me a moment... 568 00:28:52,603 --> 00:28:53,700 Blair? 569 00:29:31,286 --> 00:29:33,489 When all other weapons fail, 570 00:29:33,489 --> 00:29:37,147 there's always human sacrifice. 571 00:29:40,795 --> 00:29:44,050 I... knew the memory of our new year's together 572 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,802 would bring you back. 573 00:29:45,803 --> 00:29:47,944 I'm not here for you. 574 00:29:48,382 --> 00:29:50,262 I here to get Chuck's hotel 575 00:29:50,262 --> 00:29:51,644 eh, semantics, really. 576 00:29:51,645 --> 00:29:53,421 I've had a contract drawn up. 577 00:29:53,421 --> 00:29:55,104 Now suddenly you don't trust me? 578 00:29:55,105 --> 00:29:56,451 What are your demands? 579 00:29:56,451 --> 00:29:58,296 "No kissing" seems to be, 580 00:29:58,779 --> 00:30:01,227 you know, some working girls' rule of thumb. 581 00:30:05,518 --> 00:30:06,934 You'll tell Chuck that you realized 582 00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:09,422 he isn't worth losing Bass Australia over. 583 00:30:09,422 --> 00:30:11,234 Now that you've devalued the Empire, 584 00:30:11,234 --> 00:30:13,989 you're wiling to sell it back, at a profit, of course, 585 00:30:13,990 --> 00:30:14,921 so he doesn't suspect anything. 586 00:30:14,921 --> 00:30:17,667 You know I love a win-win proposition. 587 00:30:18,396 --> 00:30:20,351 And Chuck can never know. 588 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:24,541 Uh, I think I've already proven I'm not one to kiss and tell. 589 00:30:29,442 --> 00:30:31,007 Fine. 590 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:36,441 I've...I've already had his hotel. 591 00:30:36,441 --> 00:30:40,960 Now I'll leave knowing I've had the thing he holds even dearer. 592 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,895 Everything that was his is mine. 593 00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:47,492 That dress looks almost as beautiful on 594 00:30:47,492 --> 00:30:49,776 as I'm sure it will off. 595 00:30:52,236 --> 00:30:54,149 But first, a drink. 596 00:30:58,865 --> 00:31:00,633 Oh, I'm sorry. She's trying to kill me. 597 00:31:00,633 --> 00:31:03,066 Yeah, only... because he's trying to kill me. 598 00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:06,300 The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way. 599 00:31:17,971 --> 00:31:20,797 Looks like it's " till death do us part." 600 00:31:23,373 --> 00:31:27,253 Someday maybe you girls find true love, too... 601 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,017 And your children not grow up to be bastards. 602 00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,988 Congratulations, Dorota, Vanya. 603 00:31:33,988 --> 00:31:38,603 Hey, uh, Dorota, do you remember the guy that I was talking to in the lobby? 604 00:31:38,603 --> 00:31:41,145 I don't even remember own name. 605 00:31:41,145 --> 00:31:44,376 All a blur of sparkly... 606 00:31:49,739 --> 00:31:52,987 So, uh, it... it wasn't a "D. " It wasn't. 607 00:31:52,987 --> 00:31:54,467 But it wasn't an "a"-plus, either. 608 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,657 I did think the male character's dialogue 609 00:31:56,657 --> 00:31:59,282 sounded a little bit like a girl, you know, so... 610 00:31:59,688 --> 00:32:01,769 I can see that. Thanks for being honest. 611 00:32:01,769 --> 00:32:03,214 That's actually a really helpful note. 612 00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:04,986 Uh, all right. Well, you gotta do me now. 613 00:32:04,986 --> 00:32:06,895 Tear me to pieces. Be brutal. 614 00:32:06,895 --> 00:32:08,870 You know I think you're amazing writer. 615 00:32:08,871 --> 00:32:10,423 Really? That brutal? 616 00:32:11,079 --> 00:32:12,024 It's just... 617 00:32:12,024 --> 00:32:14,085 A play about a homeless man winning the lottery? 618 00:32:14,085 --> 00:32:18,362 It seems a little out of your wheelhouse. 619 00:32:18,362 --> 00:32:20,466 Well, I was... you know, I was trying to show some range. 620 00:32:20,466 --> 00:32:22,370 I know. But when you write about what you know, 621 00:32:22,371 --> 00:32:22,931 you're amazing. 622 00:32:22,931 --> 00:32:24,782 Like that story about graduating from st. Jude's 623 00:32:24,782 --> 00:32:27,711 having never fit in... that was really beautiful. 624 00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:30,313 See, what would have happened if you didn't tell me this, 625 00:32:30,313 --> 00:32:32,865 and I sent the wrong one with my Tisch application? 626 00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:36,346 They would've loved you anyway. 627 00:32:36,347 --> 00:32:37,497 Sure you're not lying again? 628 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,658 Never. 629 00:32:45,748 --> 00:32:46,869 Is it wrong that trying to kill you 630 00:32:46,869 --> 00:32:48,184 is the best time I've had in months? 631 00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:50,307 Actually, that's a great reason to let me live. 632 00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:55,240 You are the birthday boy. 633 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,469 I should let you kill me. 634 00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:11,623 You're dead. 635 00:33:18,483 --> 00:33:19,875 Champagne okay? 636 00:33:21,904 --> 00:33:24,784 I prefer something stronger to kill the germs. 637 00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:31,191 It must be lonely for you with Chuck under all this pressure. 638 00:33:31,191 --> 00:33:35,410 Has the stress compromised his ability to perform romantically? 639 00:33:35,410 --> 00:33:37,770 I'm here because I love Chuck. 640 00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:40,605 Don't flatter yourself into thinking I'm going to enjoy this. 641 00:33:40,605 --> 00:33:42,547 Whatever you need to tell yourself. 642 00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:48,057 I think we've had enough foreplay. 643 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,670 Thank you. 644 00:34:08,668 --> 00:34:09,919 What? 645 00:34:09,919 --> 00:34:11,778 That's it? You already signed the contract. 646 00:34:11,778 --> 00:34:13,056 You can't go back now. 647 00:34:13,057 --> 00:34:14,334 Don't worry. Chuck will get his hotel. 648 00:34:14,334 --> 00:34:15,677 But contrary to what you may believe, 649 00:34:15,677 --> 00:34:17,700 I prefer the woman who want to have sex with me. 650 00:34:17,701 --> 00:34:18,375 I don't understand. 651 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,388 If you don't want me, then why did you set this up? 652 00:34:20,388 --> 00:34:25,233 I told Chuck I'd take either you or the hotel. 653 00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:28,042 He chose to give me you. 654 00:34:29,549 --> 00:34:32,102 No. What are you talking about? 655 00:34:32,102 --> 00:34:33,679 Chuck doesn't know anything about this. 656 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,074 Really? 657 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:38,278 Because it seems to me he knew exactly which buttons to have me push. 658 00:34:38,796 --> 00:34:41,084 Said you wouldn't be able to resist stepping in 659 00:34:41,084 --> 00:34:44,103 to save him behind his back. 660 00:34:44,103 --> 00:34:46,684 You were there while I was shopping. 661 00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:48,258 You were the only one who saw this dress. 662 00:34:48,258 --> 00:34:50,443 And who do you think sent me to that store? 663 00:34:50,443 --> 00:34:53,274 I'd never drop that kind of money on a dress. 664 00:34:53,536 --> 00:34:56,310 My goal was to destroy Chuck. 665 00:34:56,310 --> 00:35:00,763 But that he has you, I had to break that bond. 666 00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,215 Chuck would never do this to me. 667 00:35:04,215 --> 00:35:06,836 If you don't believe me, check his credit card receipts. 668 00:35:06,836 --> 00:35:07,521 I'm sorry, Blair. 669 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:11,855 Just be grateful one of the Bass men has some moral integrity. 670 00:35:11,855 --> 00:35:16,728 Although, if you're interested in some revenge sex... 671 00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:19,244 I'd be more than happy to oblige. 672 00:35:19,244 --> 00:35:24,677 Arms are laid down, only to realize you've been hit by friendly fire. 673 00:35:37,549 --> 00:35:40,559 Okay, so what the hell was that? 674 00:35:41,477 --> 00:35:44,180 What do you mean? We were playing, and I killed you. 675 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:48,009 Jenny, us hanging out was... just as friends. 676 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:50,232 Yeah, I know. Nate, 677 00:35:50,233 --> 00:35:51,657 seriously, I thought that you'd be happy 678 00:35:51,657 --> 00:35:53,784 I was finally having fun again. 679 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,058 Guys, I won. 680 00:36:06,982 --> 00:36:10,061 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 681 00:36:12,529 --> 00:36:13,535 Hey, I'm so glad it's over. 682 00:36:13,535 --> 00:36:16,628 - Hi. How could you lose? - Oh, stop it. 683 00:36:16,628 --> 00:36:18,578 CDs. 684 00:36:28,356 --> 00:36:30,300 Home so soon? 685 00:36:31,865 --> 00:36:33,912 Please tell me Jack was lying, 686 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,479 that you wouldn't betray me like that. 687 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,830 Me, betray you? 688 00:36:37,830 --> 00:36:40,709 You're the one who just came from seeing my uncle. 689 00:36:40,709 --> 00:36:42,297 I went there for you because I thought 690 00:36:42,297 --> 00:36:44,639 it was the only way that would save your hotel. 691 00:36:49,178 --> 00:36:50,936 I would've done anything to help you. 692 00:36:51,721 --> 00:36:54,039 All you had to do was ask. 693 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:59,796 If I asked, it wouldn't have worked. 694 00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:00,794 You would have been too willing. 695 00:37:00,794 --> 00:37:01,615 When Jack came to you, 696 00:37:01,615 --> 00:37:03,497 he would've known we were working together. 697 00:37:03,497 --> 00:37:07,232 I did what I had to, to win. 698 00:37:07,233 --> 00:37:07,466 No. 699 00:37:07,466 --> 00:37:11,722 I can't let my feelings cost me all that I've built. 700 00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:15,679 Even if it means losing me instead? 701 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:21,986 All I ever did was love you. 702 00:37:25,343 --> 00:37:28,091 "The worst thing I ever did, 703 00:37:28,091 --> 00:37:30,730 the darkest thought I ever had." 704 00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:34,691 You said you would stand by me through anything. 705 00:37:34,691 --> 00:37:37,949 This, Blair, is "anything." 706 00:37:37,949 --> 00:37:42,028 I never thought that the worst thing you would ever do would be to me. 707 00:37:44,737 --> 00:37:46,412 You went up there on your own. 708 00:37:56,531 --> 00:37:58,304 Good-bye, Chuck. 709 00:38:25,532 --> 00:38:28,176 Hey. I'm sorry for tricking you. 710 00:38:28,176 --> 00:38:30,258 Oh, it was worth it. 711 00:38:30,258 --> 00:38:32,904 Seriously? Best birthday ever. 712 00:38:32,904 --> 00:38:35,326 Well, it's not over yet. 713 00:38:35,326 --> 00:38:37,673 I still have to give you your present. 714 00:38:43,818 --> 00:38:46,260 Hey, Jenny, you ready? I'm gonna grab our coats. 715 00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:48,425 Yeah, I'm done. 716 00:38:48,425 --> 00:38:51,460 I mean, yeah, I'm ready to go. 717 00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:54,460 I thought you didn't grab any. 718 00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,791 When the battle ends and weapons are put away, 719 00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:03,081 new strategies take shape. 720 00:39:13,003 --> 00:39:14,049 Hey, Vanessa. 721 00:39:15,985 --> 00:39:18,362 Professor Romano sent this over earlier. 722 00:39:18,362 --> 00:39:21,410 You weren't here, so the messenger left it with me. 723 00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:26,127 I didn't know you were applying to the Tisch writing program. 724 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:29,342 I'm... kind of not telling anyone. 725 00:39:29,342 --> 00:39:30,724 It's really competitive. 726 00:39:30,724 --> 00:39:33,680 I mean, there are only a few spots for N.Y.U. transfers. 727 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,098 - I hope you get in. - Thanks. 728 00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:45,241 Soldiers decide to fend for themselves. 729 00:39:51,644 --> 00:39:53,801 Hey, there you are. 730 00:39:53,801 --> 00:39:57,299 - I think you lost this. - Thanks. 731 00:40:00,472 --> 00:40:01,384 How'd you know what apartment I was in? 732 00:40:01,384 --> 00:40:05,100 Well, I, uh... I started on the first floor and worked my way up. 733 00:40:05,835 --> 00:40:09,119 You do realize that this is the penthouse, right? 734 00:40:11,555 --> 00:40:13,037 I'm Eric. 735 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,457 I'm Elliot. 736 00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:17,353 New alliances are made... 737 00:40:21,528 --> 00:40:23,658 but there are casualties. 738 00:40:36,531 --> 00:40:38,104 Welcome home, Chuck. 739 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,677 You're not mad at me, are you? 740 00:40:41,677 --> 00:40:43,943 I mean, you didn't actually believe 741 00:40:43,943 --> 00:40:47,349 Blair could sleep with me and you two would be okay? 742 00:40:47,909 --> 00:40:49,910 Or are you mad because I told her? 743 00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:56,057 Security, I need Jack Bass escorted from my penthouse immediately. 744 00:40:56,766 --> 00:40:58,763 You may have told her... 745 00:41:00,474 --> 00:41:02,632 But Blair and I will get past this. 746 00:41:02,633 --> 00:41:03,557 Is that what you think? 747 00:41:03,557 --> 00:41:05,419 Don't you get it, Chuck? 748 00:41:06,468 --> 00:41:09,263 Blair's seen the real you now. 749 00:41:09,263 --> 00:41:11,447 It's over. 750 00:41:11,953 --> 00:41:14,777 She could never love that. 751 00:41:14,777 --> 00:41:16,921 No one could. 752 00:41:18,527 --> 00:41:21,442 Hope the Empire's everything you wanted, 753 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,250 'cause now that's all you got. 754 00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:37,347 In matters of love and war, 755 00:41:37,347 --> 00:41:40,187 all weapons cause injury. 756 00:41:40,187 --> 00:41:44,835 The question is, who will live to fight another day? 757 00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:45,580 xoxo, gossip girl. 758 00:41:45,581 --> 00:41:49,581 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com