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Gossip Girl
here-your one and only source
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Into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
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I raided
Lily's medicine cabinet.
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She sometimes gets headaches.
That's a hell of a headache.
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I think we need
a second opinion.
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Even if you do go
with another doctor,
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I'm gonna stick around.
Aren't you Blair Waldorf?
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We haven't read about you
on "Gossip Girl" in forever.
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You read "Gossip Girl"?
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Of course.
Everyone at Columbia does.
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I called your cell
to explain everything.
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I even left a message
with Jenny.
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She's lying.
I never talked to her.
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Just get out.
There's only one spot
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For transfer students,
and I didn't get it.
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It was me. I got the spot.
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Why weren't you honest with me?
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What, like you were honest
with me, going behind my back
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To apply for the one thing
I wanted more than anything?
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The reason I couldn't talk
to you earlier-
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It's not about my dad.
It was about my mom.
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She's sick, and I don't know
what's gonna happen.
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It's not working
exactly as I'd hoped.
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I need you to write Lily
another prescription.
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I doubt the authorities
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Would be pleased
to know what you've been doing.
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Transcript by www.addic7ed.com
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It's said that we're all
strapped to fortune's wheel...
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Nowhere is this truer
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Than the ever-changing
landscape of love.
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As one couple enjoys
an upswing...
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Another is plunged downwards.
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But top or bottom,
don't get too comfortable,
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Because the one thing
you can rely on
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Is that the wheel
will keep on turning.
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All right, I'm heading
to my mom's for breakfast.
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Hey, hey, hey. You're coming in
late and leaving early all week.
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I'm starting to feel cheap.
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Oh, I'm sorry I haven't been
around much lately.
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Just with everything going
so well with my dad-
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Hey, Serena, no worries.
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Okay?
Mm.
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Look, I love
being your crash pad,
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But, you know, maybe you'd feel
better if you moved back in
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With your mom while she's getting her treatment. And
have to see Jenny's lying face first thing in the morning?
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No, thank you.
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That is not the same girl
Chuck came home with last night.
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Has he, uh,
come to talk to Lily yet?
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Do you want me to talk to him?
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No, I already tried,
but thank you.
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I'm gonna come to your
lacrosse game after brunch.
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Judge away.
Shame turns me on.
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Hey, man, she's going
to Lily's for brunch.
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Maybe a stack of waffles
will help your hangover?
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I find the cause
is the best cure.
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I gotta go. So I will see you
later at the library,
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And I'm sorry about before
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With the Tisch catalog.
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It's fine.
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Dan, I don't know
how to do this.
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We've been tiptoeing
around each other for days.
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Look, we're-we're
two artists in a relationship,
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And sometimes we're gonna be
competing for the same things,
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So, all right, we're-
we're-we're smart people.
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Let's come up with...
Some rules,
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A list of topics
that are off-limits.
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Isn't that what got us
in trouble with Tisch?
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No, no.
This will be different,
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Because we'll know...
What we don't know.
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Hey, listen to me.
I'm quoting Donald Rumsfeld.
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Okay, until the sting of Tisch
has worn off,
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I- I don't think we should
talk about classes.
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Like, if-if you're taking
playwriting with Sam Shepard,
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It may hurt my heart,
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But if you take intro to mime,
I need to know everything.
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I want to be with you when you buy your leotard
and your beret. Playwriting competitions-
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I think we can go out
for the same ones,
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But we can't read
each other's submissions.
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And looking forward,
I guess it's the same thing
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With internships and jobs.
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So the only things
we can talk about openly
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Are-are politics,
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"jersey shore"...
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And where we want to eat...
Which reminds me, I actually,
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Um, I need to get ready.
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I'm gonna be late
for breakfast at my dad's.
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Are you sure
you don't want to come?
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No, I'm sorry.
I, uh, I have something.
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Oh, oh, is it something
related to our list?
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Actually, yeah.
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Well,
thank you for not sharing.
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See? I can't believe how much
easier that is.
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Ooh! Another sext session
with your new b.F.?
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Okay, I'd hardly call Elliot
a boyfriend.
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Between me spending
all my time with my mom
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And him being
in every club in school,
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We haven't even been
on a first date.
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Hey. Still using
cooking as therapy? yeah.
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Ooh.
Excuse me.
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Sorry.
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Good morning, everyone.
Oh, look at all of this food.
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It's obscene.
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You okay? How are you feeling?
Can I get you something?
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Please, everyone, relax.
What I need is
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For the people who love me
to treat me like they always do.
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Has anybody heard from Chuck?
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Yeah, uh, he's-he's sorry
he couldn't make it.
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Charles has the right idea.
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If he were here,
then I'd really worry.
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Anyway, one thing I'll say
about William's treatment...
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Is that I have not lost
my appetite. I want waffles.
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Music to my ears.
Dad.
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What's he doing here?
I invited him.
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Hmm.
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Looks great, Lil.
Really great.
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So I hope you'll all join me
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For this doctors without borders
gala tomorrow at Columbia.
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I must admit, I feel a bit silly
about the whole thing.
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Clearly, Columbia's run out
of alumni to honor,
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If the best they could
come up with is... Me.
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False humility-check.
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I'll be there.
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I hope you don't mind.
I invited Nate and Blair.
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I really want them to get to know
you. Terrific. I'd be honored.
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Well, Rufus and I
would love to come.
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Uh, why don't you grab a plate?
Help yourself.
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What?
He left when I was 2.
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The man's a total stranger to me. You
have to at least give him a chance.
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No, I don't. Okay, everyone. Let's
sit down and enjoy this wonderful food.
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Dad, here. Sit here.
Rufus, scoot over, please.
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Please.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Blair, what's up?
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I thought I'd come
and watch your lacrosse game.
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So if you could make sure that
there's a seat for me in v.I.P.,
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Preferably next
to an injured cute player,
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But not one on scholarship.
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Since when do you care about lacrosse? Since
I desperately needed to get away from N.Y.U.
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Everyone's planning their living
arrangements for next year.
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It's so depressing.
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I thought your friends
asked you to live with them.
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In a postwar building
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On a street that's not even
numbered. It's lettered.
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And its big selling point is
that it's above a falafel stand.
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All right, well, listen,
hey, I gotta go.
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There's no v.I.P. Area,
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But there's a nice set
of bleachers.
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Blair?
You probably don't remember us,
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But we met you
at your mom's fashion show.
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Uh, yeah, of course.
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Hair band girl.
I never forget a good accessory.
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We're celebrating.
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We just got the most amazing
apartment ever.
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You would totally approve-
prewar, doorman,
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And the best part-fauchon is
supposedly opening up next door.
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Can I ask you something?
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What do you think
about falafel?
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Ew. Isn't that the kind of food
paralegals eat?
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I never thought
I'd see Blair Waldorf
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On the upper West Side.
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Unless... Oh, my God.
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Are you transferring
to Columbia? I hope so.
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N.Y.U. Is so beneath you.
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I- it's true!
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I'm a Columbia girl now.
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As you should be.
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Yay!
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You know,
the last time I was invited
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To a ceremony in my honor,
I had to slaughter a chicken.
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Well, at least
you've been honored.
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I've-I've never
been honored,
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I did win a contest once
at boarding school,
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And I think there was a plaque,
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But I'm not sure that really
counts. What kind of contest?
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It was for
drinking hot chocolate
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At the winter fair. I had
a buddy that went to Exeter,
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And the stories he tells would
make Keith Richards blush.
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Yeah, well, um... I wasn't
really into the party scene.
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I was there
more for the academics.
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It sounds like you've made
some great choices, Serena.
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I'm glad. The bad ones
have a way of... Following you.
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You know, I've never heard
that hot chocolate story.
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Yeah, well, there are a lot of stories you
haven't heard. True, but I did hear this one.
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My ex-boyfriend went to
boarding school with Serena,
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And he tells a great one about
her and this teacher one night
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At a bed-and-breakfast-
Jenny.
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Although I'm sure
they were just studying.
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You know, like she says,
she was all about the academics.
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I have an announcement,
everyone.
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I've decided
I'm moving back in.
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That way, I can
be here with you, mom.
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And it'll just be really great
to be back in my old room again.
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Don't worry, Jenny. We'll-
we'll find a place for you.
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Well, that's great,
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Because I'm moving in, too.
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Downstairs.
I was waiting to tell you
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Until the board approved
my sublet tomorrow.
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But I'm very excited.
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All my family
together under one roof again.
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Better watch out, Humphreys.
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They say love makes a family,
but on the Upper East Side,
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Everyone knows
it's real estate.
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Hey, dad, I'm sorry
I'm running so late.
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Can you save me a waffle?
Always.
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I'll put one in the oven
for you.
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Uh, how's Lily?
She's great.
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And you? How you holding up?
I mean, it must be weird.
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Lily's ex-husband is now her doctor.
It was at first. But the fact is,
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He's just her doctor now. I'm her husband.
Uh, by the way, Vanessa can't make it.
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Said she had to be somewhere. Oh,
right. The, um, internship at CNN.
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They called me as one of
the references she listed.
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Ah. Yeah, I-I wouldn't know.
She and I are
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Keeping our creative lives
separate right now.
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Uh, you might wanna
discuss this one,
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Since it involves her going
to Haiti for three months.
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You know what, dad?
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I think I'm gonna have to
cancel that waffle. Okay.
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All right. See you.
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Hey.
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Um...
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I know this gala tomorrow night
seems boring,
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But I thought, uh,
if there's a girl you like,
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Perhaps you'd like to invite
her. Actually, I'm gay.
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So if I was going,
which I'm not,
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Then my date would be
a guy named Elliot.
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That's cool. Uh...
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Bring Elliot.
I'd love to meet him-
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Please stop acting like
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You and I have
any kind of relationship.
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You're right.
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Um...
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I have a lot to make up for.
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I'm sorry.
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The window for that
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Closed somewhere between
my 12th birthday and, um...
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My suicide attempt.
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Don't worry. I'm fine now.
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Going through all that
without a father made me realize
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That I don't need one.
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I understand
that I've lost the right
241
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:58,232
To be a father to you, but...
242
00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:03,371
If there's any way that
we can get to know each other...
243
00:12:03,405 --> 00:12:06,274
On your terms...
244
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,063
Serena may want
a relationship with you,
245
00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:14,549
But I don't.
246
00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:30,832
Serena, stop it! You can't do that. The
room was on loan, and I'm taking it back.
247
00:12:30,866 --> 00:12:33,734
And I don't care if I did
leave it in the closet.
248
00:12:33,769 --> 00:12:36,737
Borrowing without asking is stealing,
Jenny. Dad, tell her to stop!
249
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,973
Uh, Serena, please.
I think it's great
250
00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:41,509
That you're moving back in,
but this is Jenny's room now.
251
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:44,762
All her things are here. You can stay in Chuck's old
room. No way. That room is haunted by Chuck's depravity.
252
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,081
Jenny can take it. I'm sure
it wouldn't bother you.
253
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,168
Okay, what-what's going on
with you two?
254
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,102
Nothing.
255
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:56,590
Fine. Whatever. Serena can have her old
room back. All right, that's ridiculous.
256
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,943
Serena, I'll have Laryssa
make up Chuck's bed for you.
257
00:12:58,977 --> 00:13:01,279
I'm confident
that there's no depravity
258
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,314
That brand-new e. Braun sheets
can't erase.
259
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,800
How many problems
does Jenny have to cause
260
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:07,802
Before you realize
she's the problem?
261
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,407
Hey.
262
00:13:13,408 --> 00:13:15,409
Hey. Thanks
for meeting me here.
263
00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:18,479
The library started
Did you apply for a documentary internship in Haiti?
264
00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:20,431
Yeah.
265
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:23,100
The producer just called.
I... I got the job.
266
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,220
When were you planning
on telling me about this?
267
00:13:26,255 --> 00:13:27,755
This morning,
268
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:30,141
And then you put internships
on the "do not discuss" list,
269
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:33,144
And I panicked. Why? Why? This is
not about competing for something.
270
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:35,146
This is-this is about
our relationship.
271
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:38,132
But both of those have been
so tied up in each other,
272
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:42,119
And this job is a huge deal for me, Dan. But you
can't pretend like you going away for three months
273
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,906
Is not gonna affect us. I
think I didn't wanna face that.
274
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,909
It was just so much easier
when we were just friends
275
00:13:47,943 --> 00:13:51,629
And we could talk about things. All
right, is-is that what you want, then?
276
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:54,465
You wanna go back
to just friends?
277
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:56,551
I don't know.
278
00:13:56,585 --> 00:14:00,054
¶
279
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,129
Anyway, uh, Serena might be
a little upset.
280
00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:10,631
Well, you were right.
She can stay in Charles' room.
281
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:14,051
It's getting crowded around here.
No kidding. Throw in your ex-husband,
282
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,053
And now we're
a Nancy Meyers movie.
283
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:19,073
I hope you don't mind.
I know it's awkward.
284
00:14:19,107 --> 00:14:22,509
Well, I mean, it is a little
unusual, don't you think,
285
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:25,512
For a doctor to move in
to his patient's building?
286
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:29,867
Well, not if he's the father
of the patient's children.
287
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,519
What are you getting at?
288
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:35,156
Is it possible that...
289
00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:38,175
Will's also trying
to get close to you?
290
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,378
Absolutely not.
291
00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,380
I'm the one that told William
to stay away
292
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,382
If he couldn't make good
293
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,601
On the promises he made
to the children.
294
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,086
And I'm sorry if this is
uncomfortable for you.
295
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:52,223
But if William wants to move in
to be closer to the kids,
296
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:55,876
I'm not gonna stand in his way.
297
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,794
Mmm.
298
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:18,249
Holland? Hi, it's Rufus.
299
00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:20,067
Um...
300
00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:22,236
I have a favor to ask.
301
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:25,973
...And the social scene
at N.Y.U. Was criminal.
302
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,658
Ten freshmen, a keg
303
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:30,127
And a tub of hummus
on a card table isn't a party.
304
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:31,662
It's a tragedy.
305
00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:34,581
Hmm.
306
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:37,018
Blair Waldorf just got a text.
307
00:15:37,052 --> 00:15:39,437
It's like watching lady gaga
set fire to a piano!
308
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,774
Who's it from?
309
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,226
Serena.
310
00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:47,161
Apparently, Jenny Humphrey
is claiming squatter's rights
311
00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:49,146
On her old room. It's
disgusting. Oh, my God.
312
00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:51,282
Jenny can't do that
to Serena van Der Woodsen.
313
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:53,868
So what's the plan of attack?
314
00:15:53,902 --> 00:15:55,870
It's between Serena and Jenny.
315
00:15:55,904 --> 00:15:57,804
Anyway,
I've had some recent bad luck
316
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,790
Getting involved
in real estate disputes.
317
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,159
So I was thinking
Warren-Tricomi mani/pedis?
318
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,962
I told you. It doesn't matter
if she transfers.
319
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,497
Blair Waldorf was over
320
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,383
The minute she became
a student at N.Y.U.
321
00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:12,453
Are you third personing me?
I third person people, not you!
322
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,804
Exactly.
323
00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:16,790
You're Blair Waldorf-
fashion icon, queen b.
324
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:20,311
And probably the future
President of the United States.
325
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:21,679
Or Chanel.
326
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,565
Jenny Humphrey just kicked
Serena van Der Woodsen
327
00:16:24,599 --> 00:16:27,568
Out of her room, and you're
not gonna do anything?
328
00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:30,654
I would. I just don't have
any dirt on Jenny right now.
329
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,523
Ahem. I do.
330
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,658
Jenny and her boyfriend
sold my boyfriend Adderall
331
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:38,079
A couple of months ago.
Lose the judge-face, Zoe.
332
00:16:38,113 --> 00:16:40,748
He took a very heavy course load
this semester.
333
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:44,585
Jenny Humphrey, drug dealer.
334
00:16:44,619 --> 00:16:46,754
I can work with that.
335
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,673
We hear Blair Waldorf's
headed for a comeback.
336
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,927
But if she wants
to keep her fans happy...
337
00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:55,780
Send. She better keep
serving up the hits.
338
00:17:02,045 --> 00:17:04,446
Sleep well?
Don't even, Serena.
339
00:17:04,497 --> 00:17:06,799
I can't believe
you posted on "Gossip Girl"
340
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:09,518
That I'm a drug dealer.
I didn't post anything.
341
00:17:09,552 --> 00:17:11,503
Fine. Maybe you didn't
send the actual e-mail,
342
00:17:11,538 --> 00:17:15,324
But everyone knows you have Blair do your
dirty work. I can't help what Blair does.
343
00:17:15,358 --> 00:17:17,326
And you are the one
who played Pablo Escobar
344
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,946
To underage preppy pill poppers. My
dad and I were finally in a good place
345
00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:22,965
After a really,
really bad patch.
346
00:17:22,999 --> 00:17:26,969
And if he finds this out, it'll destroy
everything. Well, maybe Rufus should know
347
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,971
That his daughter
is dealing drugs.
348
00:17:29,005 --> 00:17:31,740
After all, you thought
my father should know
349
00:17:31,775 --> 00:17:33,726
All my adventures
at boarding school.
350
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,145
Fine. Maybe I shouldn't
have said anything,
351
00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:38,230
But maybe you shouldn't
be lying to your dad.
352
00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:42,735
Are you really lecturing me about lying
to a parent? My dad knows who I am,
353
00:17:42,786 --> 00:17:45,487
But you're building
a relationship with yours
354
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,022
That's a complete lie.
355
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:48,991
I can't believe that you are
willing to destroy
356
00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:51,327
My relationship with my father
because you're too scared
357
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:54,330
That yours won't love you
for who you really are.
358
00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:12,381
You were right. We need to make
these decisions together.
359
00:18:12,399 --> 00:18:15,150
But the truth is,
consulting with someone else
360
00:18:15,185 --> 00:18:18,921
Doesn't come easily to me. I get it.
Vanessa, I totally support you going.
361
00:18:18,955 --> 00:18:22,524
Thank you, but I'm not
taking the internship.
362
00:18:22,558 --> 00:18:25,527
I'd rather lose the job
than lose you.
363
00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:28,063
You're not gonna lose me
if you go to Haiti.
364
00:18:28,081 --> 00:18:31,400
We're-we're-we're gonna find
a way to make this work.
365
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:33,752
All right? But you gotta go. I
don't want to, and we both know
366
00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:36,905
It's better for our relationship
if I stayed.
367
00:18:36,923 --> 00:18:39,074
I mean, three months
is too long, and...
368
00:18:39,092 --> 00:18:41,460
I just wanna be with you.
369
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,879
Are you sure?
370
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:46,098
You're-you're making
this decision for you?
371
00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:49,635
Not me?
Not-not-not even us?
372
00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:56,558
Uh... Okay.
373
00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:58,060
Let's find a way to celebrate
tonight, then-a fun way.
374
00:18:58,061 --> 00:19:00,896
We could, uh... Let's see.
You want to sneak 40s
375
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:03,115
Into the midnight showing
of "the lost weekend"
376
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:06,118
At film forum? Yeah. Actually,
I'm supposed to have drinks
377
00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:08,287
With the woman from CNN,
and I owe it to her
378
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,990
To tell her my decision face to face. Okay.
All right. Well, uh, tomorrow night, then.
379
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:13,942
Absolutely.
380
00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:50,662
Blair. Hey.
381
00:19:50,697 --> 00:19:53,031
You never made it
to my lacrosse game yesterday.
382
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,700
What are you doing?
383
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:56,985
I could ask you
the same question.
384
00:19:57,003 --> 00:20:00,489
Does Serena know you're trying to pull off
plaid? Seriously, Blair, I expected Chuck
385
00:20:00,523 --> 00:20:03,492
To go back to his old habits
after your breakup,
386
00:20:03,526 --> 00:20:06,495
But I'd actually thought you'd grown
up a little. Whatever do you mean?
387
00:20:06,513 --> 00:20:08,530
Blair Waldorf
on the upper West Side
388
00:20:08,565 --> 00:20:10,966
Two days in a row?
It pretty much looks like
389
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,802
You're pretending to be
a Columbia student, and not that
390
00:20:13,836 --> 00:20:16,939
I care much about what
Jenny Humphrey does these days,
391
00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:20,676
But I saw that smackdown on "Gossip Girl." she
was dealing drugs. It's called an intervention.
392
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:23,178
It's called you going back
to plotting and conniving,
393
00:20:23,196 --> 00:20:25,180
Okay, and that's
the Waldorf equivalent
394
00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:28,183
Of Chuck going around, sleeping
with every call girl in the city
395
00:20:28,201 --> 00:20:30,185
And avoiding any kind
of emotional contact.
396
00:20:31,871 --> 00:20:34,856
Okay. So I'm pretending
to be a student here.
397
00:20:34,874 --> 00:20:37,743
But it's only because
I'm living a nightmare.
398
00:20:37,794 --> 00:20:40,913
I'm trapped at N.Y.U., and-
and it's too late to transfer.
399
00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:44,133
So what's wrong with cheering
myself up with a little denial
400
00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,401
And a "Gossip Girl" blast
or two?
401
00:20:46,436 --> 00:20:49,388
Nothing, I guess,
but you can always make it right
402
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,406
With whoever
you take down online.
403
00:20:51,441 --> 00:20:53,892
And who knows if Chuck's
even gonna have time
404
00:20:53,927 --> 00:20:57,513
To do that with Lily or not?
405
00:21:19,502 --> 00:21:21,420
Morning, sunshine.
406
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,623
I've got the Dom '95,
your favorite.
407
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,175
No, thank you.
408
00:21:26,176 --> 00:21:28,126
And I much prefer
Roederer nowadays.
409
00:21:28,178 --> 00:21:31,246
Oh, I apologize. Nadine left
behind some of her intimates.
410
00:21:31,264 --> 00:21:33,432
She must have wanted
an excuse to come back.
411
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,434
Or maybe she just left
in a hurry.
412
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:38,554
If you're here to mock me,
I'm not in the mood...
413
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:41,657
Unless you have
some punishment in mind.
414
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,308
We've broken up, Chuck,
415
00:21:43,309 --> 00:21:45,961
And frankly,
I don't care what you do.
416
00:21:45,995 --> 00:21:49,781
But I can't sit by and just watch you avoid
Lily. I'm actually quite busy with work.
417
00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:53,252
Well, you had time for Nadine.
Trust me, she was work.
418
00:21:53,286 --> 00:21:55,937
And I promise you,
Lily is not sitting around,
419
00:21:55,955 --> 00:21:58,240
Wondering when she's
going to hear from Chuck bass.
420
00:21:58,274 --> 00:22:00,242
Justify not seeing Lily
all you want.
421
00:22:00,276 --> 00:22:02,377
You and I both know
what this is.
422
00:22:02,412 --> 00:22:03,929
You've lost Bart,
423
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,430
Elizabeth betrayed you,
424
00:22:05,431 --> 00:22:07,782
And the thought of losing Lily
terrifies you.
425
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,135
Please.
426
00:22:10,169 --> 00:22:12,971
Spare me your N.Y.U.
Freshman psych analysis.
427
00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:18,393
Perhaps if you were at an Ivy,
428
00:22:18,428 --> 00:22:20,512
You'd have better insight.
429
00:22:25,568 --> 00:22:29,271
Spotted-b. Claiming
to be a co-ed at Columbia,
430
00:22:29,305 --> 00:22:32,140
When everyone knows
she's a zero at N.Y.U.
431
00:22:32,158 --> 00:22:33,675
Poor b.
432
00:22:33,676 --> 00:22:36,878
First she lost Chuck
and now her dignity.
433
00:22:36,913 --> 00:22:39,331
"Gossip Girl" blast?
No, it's nothing.
434
00:22:39,365 --> 00:22:43,168
Look, Chuck, sleep with every
Nadine in town for all I care,
435
00:22:43,202 --> 00:22:45,504
But don't close your heart
to Lily.
436
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:47,989
You and I both know
that in the end,
437
00:22:48,007 --> 00:22:50,759
The person you'll end up
hurting the most is you.
438
00:22:58,351 --> 00:23:00,835
Amalia, it's Blair.
439
00:23:00,853 --> 00:23:03,838
Are you still waiting on me
to sign the lease?
440
00:23:03,856 --> 00:23:06,007
Well, tell the girls it's a yes.
441
00:23:06,025 --> 00:23:07,542
I'll take the apartment.
442
00:23:07,543 --> 00:23:09,595
You make your bed,
you lie in it, b.
443
00:23:09,629 --> 00:23:12,931
Too bad yours
is in the East village.
444
00:23:19,110 --> 00:23:23,363
Hey. Were you able to convince your brother to come
tonight? No. And please don't act like you care.
445
00:23:23,397 --> 00:23:26,349
I'm sorry? I just got
off the phone with my dad.
446
00:23:26,384 --> 00:23:29,769
Apparently, someone didn't want
him living in the building,
447
00:23:29,787 --> 00:23:32,772
So they gave him a bad
recommendation, and it worked.
448
00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:35,258
The board didn't approve him.
You're behind this, right?
449
00:23:35,292 --> 00:23:37,494
I am.
450
00:23:37,545 --> 00:23:40,580
How could you do that? I don't
expect you to understand, Serena,
451
00:23:40,614 --> 00:23:43,533
But I felt like it was the right thing to do. Look,
I know you and my father used to hate each other,
452
00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:46,169
But that was a long time ago.
You are the only one
453
00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:49,773
Still having this fight. He has
moved on. Is everything okay?
454
00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:52,258
Rufus went to the board
and blocked dad
455
00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:54,260
From getting the apartment.
Serena, that's absurd.
456
00:23:54,294 --> 00:23:57,130
Rufus would never do something like
that. I would, to protect my marriage.
457
00:23:57,164 --> 00:23:59,566
I don't trust
William's intention,
458
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,569
And I don't want him living under my roof.
Rufus, you're being completely paranoid.
459
00:24:02,603 --> 00:24:05,772
At first he tried he tried to
isolate you from your family,
460
00:24:05,806 --> 00:24:08,792
And now he's moving
into the building
461
00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:12,729
To get closer to you. I told you, he's
moving in to be close to the children.
462
00:24:12,763 --> 00:24:15,732
All I see here is jealousy run
amok. Mom, come on. We should go.
463
00:24:15,766 --> 00:24:18,701
Lil
Rufus, it's probably best if you don't come tonight.
464
00:24:40,858 --> 00:24:44,110
What are you two doing here?
This is an alumni event.
465
00:24:44,145 --> 00:24:46,312
Columbia puts aside a bunch
of tickets for students.
466
00:24:46,346 --> 00:24:49,315
We'd invite you to join,
but they were very explicit-
467
00:24:49,349 --> 00:24:52,018
No fake students allowed.
468
00:25:07,301 --> 00:25:08,801
Hey, doctor.
469
00:25:08,802 --> 00:25:10,703
If you'll excuse me a moment,
470
00:25:10,721 --> 00:25:13,540
I should go say hello
to a few old colleagues.
471
00:25:30,557 --> 00:25:33,026
I'll be right back.
472
00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:35,061
Don't rush.
473
00:25:37,331 --> 00:25:40,283
Do I want to know
what you had to promise him
474
00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:43,152
To get him to come?
No, it wasn't me.
475
00:25:43,187 --> 00:25:46,823
It's not like
he even listens to me,
476
00:25:46,857 --> 00:25:50,510
And he probably just ran out
of girls to have sex with.
477
00:25:50,544 --> 00:25:54,764
I, uh, want to apologize.
478
00:25:54,798 --> 00:25:56,966
My absence
has been inexcusable.
479
00:25:57,017 --> 00:26:00,687
Well, I know my situation brings
up a lot of issues for you.
480
00:26:00,721 --> 00:26:03,273
You've had to deal
with so much loss.
481
00:26:03,307 --> 00:26:06,526
But I'm not gonna lose you.
482
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,028
I'm here for you,
483
00:26:09,063 --> 00:26:11,064
Every step of the way.
484
00:26:13,801 --> 00:26:16,152
You, uh, you look good, Lily.
485
00:26:16,203 --> 00:26:18,404
In fact, you look better
than good. You look great.
486
00:26:18,438 --> 00:26:21,574
Thank you.
I feel great.
487
00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:24,494
So you had better be prepared
488
00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:26,496
For a lifetime
of family brunches,
489
00:26:26,547 --> 00:26:29,666
Because I'm not going anywhere.
490
00:26:44,832 --> 00:26:46,732
Okay.
491
00:26:54,174 --> 00:26:56,776
Oh.
Hey.
492
00:26:56,810 --> 00:26:59,612
I bailed on the Columbia gala.
I was kind of in the mood
493
00:26:59,646 --> 00:27:02,315
For watching a pretentious movie
I don't understand
494
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,651
With you and Vanessa. No Vanessa,
but pretentious movie? check.
495
00:27:05,669 --> 00:27:08,654
Look, not that I'm not
thrilled to expose you
496
00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:11,657
To the joys of Russian cinema,
but does this visit of yours
497
00:27:11,675 --> 00:27:14,894
Have anything to do with
the "Gossip Girl" blast?
498
00:27:14,928 --> 00:27:17,263
¶ science
will just have to... ¶
499
00:27:17,298 --> 00:27:19,198
Is it true?
500
00:27:19,216 --> 00:27:20,767
Are you dealing?
501
00:27:20,768 --> 00:27:22,785
¶ all right ¶
502
00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:24,320
I was,
503
00:27:24,321 --> 00:27:26,939
When I was dating Damien, yeah.
504
00:27:26,974 --> 00:27:28,474
But, no, not anymore.
505
00:27:28,475 --> 00:27:30,927
This could so easily
get back to dad.
506
00:27:30,961 --> 00:27:33,930
I
I think it'd be better if he heard it from you. Are you insane?
507
00:27:33,964 --> 00:27:36,849
I- I mean, you and I both know
that's a suicide mission.
508
00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,618
Look...
509
00:27:38,619 --> 00:27:41,587
If you want him to have
faith in you, Jenny,
510
00:27:41,622 --> 00:27:44,841
Maybe you need to have
a little faith in him.
511
00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:49,128
¶ how many times
can this be repeated? ¶
512
00:27:49,163 --> 00:27:50,647
Yeah, all right.
513
00:27:50,648 --> 00:27:53,633
I'll go see if I can dig out
a dress from my old closet.
514
00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:57,103
Maybe I can catch him
at the gala-you know,
515
00:27:57,137 --> 00:27:59,372
Big crowd, lots of witnesses.
516
00:28:02,276 --> 00:28:05,544
Oh. Uh, is everything okay
with you and Vanessa?
517
00:28:05,562 --> 00:28:07,930
Yeah. Yeah, well,
at least I think it is.
518
00:28:07,965 --> 00:28:09,932
It's been hard to say lately.
519
00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:13,319
Maybe you need to have
a little faith, too.
520
00:28:13,354 --> 00:28:17,824
¶ all right, given our history,
what can you expect? ¶
521
00:28:17,858 --> 00:28:20,326
It's great to see you again.
You, too.
522
00:28:20,361 --> 00:28:22,328
What a pleasure.
Good to see you.
523
00:28:22,363 --> 00:28:25,281
Good to see you, Bob. Dad,
um, do you have a second?
524
00:28:25,332 --> 00:28:27,784
I want to talk to you
about something.
525
00:28:27,835 --> 00:28:30,370
Sure. Please sit.
526
00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:32,955
¶ not to let it go ¶
527
00:28:33,006 --> 00:28:38,528
You know, the contest that I won
at boarding school...
528
00:28:38,562 --> 00:28:41,230
It was for drinking...
Absinthe,
529
00:28:41,265 --> 00:28:45,852
And that was probably
one of my-my tamer nights.
530
00:28:45,886 --> 00:28:49,338
The truth is I-I've had
a pretty wild past,
531
00:28:49,373 --> 00:28:53,059
And I've been a part
of more than one scandal.
532
00:28:53,093 --> 00:28:56,095
Serena, I don't care
about any of that.
533
00:28:56,130 --> 00:29:00,599
¶
534
00:29:00,617 --> 00:29:03,286
I know.
I guess I was just...
535
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,155
Scared that...
Once mom gets better,
536
00:29:06,206 --> 00:29:09,826
You... You may not
wanna stick around
537
00:29:09,877 --> 00:29:13,279
If you knew the real me.
538
00:29:13,297 --> 00:29:15,548
¶
539
00:29:15,582 --> 00:29:17,616
Honey, I want nothing more
540
00:29:17,634 --> 00:29:20,636
Than to be a part
of all of your lives again.
541
00:29:23,207 --> 00:29:26,426
I'm trying to figure out
how big a role I can play
542
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:29,262
Without stepping
on anybody's toes.
543
00:29:29,296 --> 00:29:32,482
Yeah.
544
00:29:32,516 --> 00:29:34,517
You know, I love Rufus...
545
00:29:36,553 --> 00:29:38,453
But you're my dad.
546
00:29:38,455 --> 00:29:39,956
He's not.
547
00:29:39,957 --> 00:29:41,457
Aw, Serena finally has
548
00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:44,410
The perfect relationship
with her daddy.
549
00:29:44,445 --> 00:29:47,947
But will her dream come true
be Rufus' worst nightmare?
550
00:29:54,474 --> 00:29:55,974
Oh, of course.
551
00:29:55,975 --> 00:29:58,977
The theme of this evening
seems to be torture.
552
00:29:59,012 --> 00:30:01,463
You're not a fan of, uh,
university galas?
553
00:30:01,497 --> 00:30:04,733
Quite the opposite.
I'm in my natural habitat.
554
00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:07,603
It's torture
because it's at Columbia.
555
00:30:07,654 --> 00:30:10,606
And by some cruel Twist of fate,
I go to N.Y.U.
556
00:30:10,657 --> 00:30:12,908
It's like being locked
out of lanvin
557
00:30:12,942 --> 00:30:15,294
On the day they get fall in.
558
00:30:15,328 --> 00:30:18,563
Sorry, I don't mean to ramble on. I'm
Blair Waldorf. Wait. I know that name.
559
00:30:18,581 --> 00:30:21,667
You read "Gossip Girl"? No,
I read college applications.
560
00:30:21,701 --> 00:30:24,586
I work in the admissions office
at Columbia.
561
00:30:24,621 --> 00:30:28,457
I was just looking at your
application today. I'm sorry?
562
00:30:28,508 --> 00:30:31,310
Look, it's, um, it's not
our policy to do this,
563
00:30:31,344 --> 00:30:35,080
But e-mails go out tomorrow,
and you're standing right here,
564
00:30:35,098 --> 00:30:37,716
So welcome to Columbia,
Blair Waldorf.
565
00:30:51,314 --> 00:30:53,715
Champagne, please.
566
00:30:55,068 --> 00:30:57,336
Whoa. Are you okay?
You got crazy eyes.
567
00:30:57,370 --> 00:31:00,706
I think I just became
a Columbia student... For real.
568
00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:03,208
It doesn't make any sense.
I- I never applied.
569
00:31:03,242 --> 00:31:04,743
Oh, my God.
570
00:31:04,744 --> 00:31:07,446
I cannot believe
he actually did it.
571
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,698
Months ago, Chuck joked
about applying for you.
572
00:31:09,732 --> 00:31:13,235
He said you had too much pride
to admit N.Y.U. Was a mistake.
573
00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:20,726
Looks like he actually did
something right for once.
574
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,678
Congratulations.
575
00:31:25,732 --> 00:31:27,966
Oh, thanks.
576
00:31:40,747 --> 00:31:42,698
You're not at the gala?
577
00:31:42,749 --> 00:31:45,717
Yeah. I thought it'd be best
for everybody if I didn't go.
578
00:31:45,752 --> 00:31:48,687
I see my father is
still working his magic.
579
00:31:48,721 --> 00:31:51,590
It's not all him.
580
00:31:51,624 --> 00:31:54,710
Yes, it is. It's just
that no one else sees it.
581
00:31:54,761 --> 00:31:57,646
You make my mom happier than
all of her ex-husbands combined.
582
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,698
It should be you
with her tonight,
583
00:31:59,732 --> 00:32:02,667
Not some guy who pulled
a disappearing act.
584
00:32:02,685 --> 00:32:05,454
Well, I am already in the tux.
585
00:32:07,707 --> 00:32:10,525
Elliot,
what are you doing here?
586
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,227
Your father invited me?
587
00:32:12,228 --> 00:32:14,613
He said he didn't think
you had plans tonight.
588
00:32:14,647 --> 00:32:16,865
Not me.
589
00:32:16,899 --> 00:32:19,701
I hope that's okay.
590
00:32:19,736 --> 00:32:23,572
It's okay to be mad at him,
Eric,
591
00:32:23,623 --> 00:32:27,242
But it's okay to let him try
to make it right, too.
592
00:32:30,813 --> 00:32:33,749
All right. I'm heading out.
Wish me luck.
593
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,735
You don't need it.
You're the only one for her.
594
00:32:45,011 --> 00:32:47,312
After
Dr. Van Der Woodsen organized
595
00:32:47,346 --> 00:32:49,798
The response
to the polio outbreak in India,
596
00:32:49,832 --> 00:32:51,800
He moved on to Somalia,
597
00:32:51,834 --> 00:32:54,336
Where he served as
a field coordinator in huddur.
598
00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:56,338
While there,
he oversaw everything
599
00:32:56,372 --> 00:33:00,976
From shrapnel wounds to cancer
to chronic illness. Rufus.
600
00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:04,746
I'm surprised to see you here, of all
places. Holland, if you'll excuse me.
601
00:33:04,781 --> 00:33:07,499
I'll catch up with you later.
I need to talk to Lily.
602
00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:11,402
Rufus, what are you doing here?
603
00:33:11,421 --> 00:33:15,123
I'm sorry about today. I don't
want will to come between us.
604
00:33:15,158 --> 00:33:17,826
I don't give a damn
who lives where.
605
00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:19,845
I just want to be with you.
606
00:33:19,879 --> 00:33:23,498
...Improving access
to primary health care
607
00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:25,100
To remote villages.
608
00:33:25,101 --> 00:33:27,352
He has done all of this
609
00:33:27,386 --> 00:33:29,354
While continuing to build
his reputation
610
00:33:29,388 --> 00:33:32,574
As a leader in the progressive
treatments of cancer.
611
00:33:32,608 --> 00:33:35,076
Lily looks amazing,
doesn't she?
612
00:33:35,111 --> 00:33:37,913
I mean, being sick hasn't
slowed her down at all.
613
00:33:37,947 --> 00:33:40,165
Yeah, she is
the picture of health.
614
00:33:40,199 --> 00:33:41,983
...Invaluable member
of our team.
615
00:33:41,984 --> 00:33:43,735
Ladies and gentlemen,
616
00:33:43,736 --> 00:33:46,538
Dr. William van Der Woodsen.
617
00:33:57,016 --> 00:34:01,153
Thank you.
Thank you, Dean. Thank you.
618
00:34:08,594 --> 00:34:11,897
I had another speech prepared
for you this evening,
619
00:34:11,931 --> 00:34:16,034
But then my beautiful daughter
Serena came to me,
620
00:34:16,068 --> 00:34:19,821
And she was so honest and brave,
621
00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:23,308
That it made me realize
that, uh,
622
00:34:23,342 --> 00:34:25,293
I need to be honest, too.
623
00:34:25,328 --> 00:34:29,664
I made many personal sacrifices
to be a doctor,
624
00:34:29,699 --> 00:34:33,985
But I never quite realized
until now that...
625
00:34:34,003 --> 00:34:37,873
The greatest sacrifice of all
626
00:34:37,907 --> 00:34:39,424
Was my family.
627
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:43,094
So the most important thing
that I can say here tonight
628
00:34:43,129 --> 00:34:46,014
Is not to all of you,
629
00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:47,948
But, uh, to them.
630
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:52,854
I made the biggest mistake
of my life walking out on you,
631
00:34:52,889 --> 00:34:55,907
And I promise to do
everything in my power
632
00:34:55,942 --> 00:34:59,327
To make it up to you,
to make it right again,
633
00:34:59,362 --> 00:35:02,030
Because I love you.
634
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,451
My, oh, my.
635
00:35:06,485 --> 00:35:08,870
Did Dr. Van Der Woodsen
636
00:35:08,905 --> 00:35:11,856
Just make a public pass
at Rufus' wife?
637
00:35:11,891 --> 00:35:15,260
Looks like this doctor without
borders needs a few boundaries.
638
00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:27,555
Well, I guess you
were right about William,
639
00:35:27,606 --> 00:35:29,573
But it doesn't matter
how he feels about me,
640
00:35:29,608 --> 00:35:32,760
Because I don't love him.
I love you, Rufus.
641
00:35:32,794 --> 00:35:35,579
I know you're comfortable
with him, Lil, but I'm not.
642
00:35:35,614 --> 00:35:37,581
I need you to find
another doctor.
643
00:35:37,616 --> 00:35:40,451
Look, I understand
why you don't trust him,
644
00:35:40,485 --> 00:35:42,703
But surely, you trust me.
645
00:35:42,737 --> 00:35:45,790
Look, I don't want to fight
with you, Rufus.
646
00:35:45,824 --> 00:35:49,193
Okay, we'll put it aside till tomorrow.
Let's get you home. you know what?
647
00:35:49,211 --> 00:35:51,178
Right now, more than anything,
648
00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:53,514
I just need a quiet night,
alone.
649
00:35:53,548 --> 00:35:55,132
Lily.
650
00:35:55,133 --> 00:35:56,867
Please, just for tonight,
651
00:35:56,868 --> 00:35:59,720
I need you to sleep
at the loft.
652
00:35:59,754 --> 00:36:01,772
Lily.
653
00:36:07,896 --> 00:36:10,097
Jenny Humphrey.
654
00:36:10,148 --> 00:36:11,482
Uh, yeah?
655
00:36:11,483 --> 00:36:14,235
You bitch. You told me
you were selling me oxy,
656
00:36:14,269 --> 00:36:17,087
But those pills were
antibiotics.
657
00:36:17,122 --> 00:36:20,908
Yeah, I didn't get high.
I got a yeast infection.
658
00:36:20,942 --> 00:36:24,445
¶... For an audience of one ¶
659
00:36:24,496 --> 00:36:26,347
¶ ooh ¶
660
00:36:26,348 --> 00:36:29,750
Dad. Look, I can explain.
I came here to tell you.
661
00:36:29,784 --> 00:36:32,386
Jenny, please save your breath.
662
00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:35,405
Like I'm gonna believe
a word out of your mouth.
663
00:36:35,423 --> 00:36:38,225
Get your things
and come with me.
664
00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:40,244
We're going home...
To Brooklyn.
665
00:36:40,262 --> 00:36:43,097
¶ ooh, ooh ¶
666
00:36:50,989 --> 00:36:53,941
What did you want to talk about
that couldn't wait?
667
00:36:53,975 --> 00:36:56,277
The producer from CNN
just flew into town,
668
00:36:56,311 --> 00:37:00,014
And I'm gonna meet her for drinks in 20
minutes. I want you to take the internship.
669
00:37:00,048 --> 00:37:03,334
Come on, Dan. I don't want us to
be making decisions based on fear.
670
00:37:03,368 --> 00:37:05,286
All right?
671
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,888
So whatever happens,
we'll figure it out.
672
00:37:10,242 --> 00:37:12,142
Thank you.
673
00:37:14,646 --> 00:37:17,464
I, uh...
674
00:37:17,499 --> 00:37:19,049
Got you some stationery
675
00:37:19,050 --> 00:37:22,019
So we can write some handwritten
letters to each other
676
00:37:22,053 --> 00:37:24,355
While you're away.
That is so romantic.
677
00:37:24,389 --> 00:37:26,640
Maybe if we become
famous writers one day,
678
00:37:26,675 --> 00:37:28,926
They'll publish 'em
after we die,
679
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,896
Like Sartre and De Beauvoir.
Maybe, but don't let that stop you
680
00:37:31,930 --> 00:37:34,932
From writing some of the dirty
stuff. Just a little bit.
681
00:37:40,471 --> 00:37:42,957
I'm gonna miss you so much.
682
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,330
Not, uh, not if you don't go.
You're gonna be late.
683
00:37:49,364 --> 00:37:52,482
You don't want to be late
to meet your new boss.
684
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,618
Get out of here.
685
00:38:05,046 --> 00:38:06,997
Thank you.
686
00:38:07,015 --> 00:38:10,017
Oh, hey, Holland. Hey.
Have you seen your mother?
687
00:38:10,051 --> 00:38:12,669
No. I think she left.
Oh.
688
00:38:12,687 --> 00:38:14,855
Is everything okay?
689
00:38:17,475 --> 00:38:19,944
If Dr. Van Der Woodsen
loves your mother
690
00:38:19,978 --> 00:38:23,113
As much as he said he did
in that speech,
691
00:38:23,148 --> 00:38:25,616
Then maybe there's something
she should know about Rufus.
692
00:38:25,650 --> 00:38:27,785
Listen carefully, s.
693
00:38:27,819 --> 00:38:30,087
Holland has a tale to tell.
694
00:38:30,121 --> 00:38:32,957
Apparently,
her upstairs neighbor
695
00:38:32,991 --> 00:38:36,126
Has been coming downstairs.
696
00:38:36,161 --> 00:38:37,661
Good night.
Good night.
697
00:38:37,662 --> 00:38:40,631
Take care. Good to see
you. Good to see you. Bye.
698
00:38:40,665 --> 00:38:43,584
Dad!
Serena, I thought you left.
699
00:38:43,635 --> 00:38:45,535
Um...
700
00:38:45,553 --> 00:38:47,905
Is everything okay?
701
00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:50,808
Not really, no.
702
00:38:50,842 --> 00:38:53,394
I heard what you said
in your speech,
703
00:38:53,428 --> 00:38:56,563
And if you want to fight
for mom, then you should do it.
704
00:39:21,089 --> 00:39:24,408
Ahem. Hi.
705
00:39:24,442 --> 00:39:27,561
I think you girls
got some misinformation.
706
00:39:27,595 --> 00:39:30,347
I will be attending Columbia
in the fall.
707
00:39:30,382 --> 00:39:32,466
Oh. Well, that's awesome.
708
00:39:34,302 --> 00:39:36,603
We have an extra room
in the apartment.
709
00:39:36,638 --> 00:39:39,857
Maybe you wanna move in with us?
No. I don't live with the help.
710
00:39:39,891 --> 00:39:42,993
Oh, and you wanted to see
a Blair Waldorf takedown?
711
00:39:43,028 --> 00:39:44,762
Well, cross me again,
712
00:39:44,763 --> 00:39:46,964
And you'll experience one
firsthand.
713
00:40:03,081 --> 00:40:05,115
Hello?
Hey, it's Jenny.
714
00:40:05,150 --> 00:40:07,501
I want to talk to you
about Lily.
715
00:40:07,552 --> 00:40:10,037
Obviously, I'm not a doctor,
716
00:40:10,071 --> 00:40:12,773
And it's kind of a long story
how I know this,
717
00:40:12,807 --> 00:40:14,908
But there's something weird
about her medicine.
718
00:40:17,846 --> 00:40:20,314
Elliot's the perfect mix
of smart and fun.
719
00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:22,132
He speaks three languages,
720
00:40:22,133 --> 00:40:25,769
But he has a subscription
to "People" magazine. Oh.
721
00:40:25,803 --> 00:40:29,239
Hey. I invited dad over
for some hot chocolate.
722
00:40:29,274 --> 00:40:31,275
I- I hope that's okay.
723
00:40:33,194 --> 00:40:36,130
If it's a bad idea, I can-
724
00:40:36,164 --> 00:40:38,248
No, it's okay.
725
00:40:43,588 --> 00:40:45,488
William, join us.
726
00:40:57,668 --> 00:40:59,303
Hey, Rufus. It's Serena.
727
00:40:59,304 --> 00:41:01,989
Hi. Is your mom there?
728
00:41:02,023 --> 00:41:03,507
Um...
729
00:41:03,508 --> 00:41:05,008
Yeah, she-she's here.
730
00:41:05,009 --> 00:41:07,161
She's just really tired
right now.
731
00:41:07,195 --> 00:41:09,897
I'll let her know you called.
732
00:41:09,948 --> 00:41:11,899
They say that family are
733
00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:14,418
The people who will
always take you in.
734
00:41:14,452 --> 00:41:19,406
But what if instead,
they shut the door?
735
00:41:19,457 --> 00:41:22,109
I was just telling mom
about my date with Elliot.
736
00:41:22,143 --> 00:41:24,128
We had a great time.
Thank you.
737
00:41:26,214 --> 00:41:29,199
Oh, who was that?
Oh, it was just Blair.
738
00:41:29,217 --> 00:41:32,970
Or even worse, let someone else
take your place?
739
00:41:35,673 --> 00:41:39,092
What do you say, Serena?
Who's your daddy?
740
00:41:40,979 --> 00:41:43,397
X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.
741
00:41:43,398 --> 00:41:53,912
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