1 00:00:00,896 --> 00:00:03,448 gossip girl here-your one and only source 2 00:00:03,482 --> 00:00:05,250 Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:05,251 --> 00:00:07,151 I made the biggest mistake of my life walking out on you. 4 00:00:07,453 --> 00:00:08,629 I promise to make it up to you, because I love you. 5 00:00:08,630 --> 00:00:10,238 You told me you were selling me oxy, 6 00:00:10,239 --> 00:00:13,041 But those pills were antibiotics. 7 00:00:13,075 --> 00:00:15,727 Dad. Look, I can explain. Get your things and come with me. 8 00:00:15,761 --> 00:00:17,454 We're going home, to brooklyn. 9 00:00:17,455 --> 00:00:19,180 If dr. Van der woodsen loves your mother 10 00:00:19,181 --> 00:00:21,366 As much as he said he did, then maybe there's something 11 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,109 She should know about rufus. 12 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,853 I want to talk to you about lily. 13 00:00:24,854 --> 00:00:26,754 Obviously, I'm not a doctor, but there's something weird 14 00:00:26,772 --> 00:00:28,523 About her medicine. Name's cameron. 15 00:00:28,524 --> 00:00:32,060 Blair. Do you want to make that guy who showed up jealous or what? 16 00:00:32,094 --> 00:00:34,979 I'm game if you are. I'm game. 17 00:00:35,014 --> 00:00:40,736 Transcrypt by www.addic7ed.com 18 00:00:48,477 --> 00:00:51,096 New day, new designer. 19 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,951 Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, 20 00:00:56,986 --> 00:01:00,388 Thank god for friends and fashion. 21 00:01:00,423 --> 00:01:01,923 That one looks good. 22 00:01:01,924 --> 00:01:04,526 Chuck and I played "wuthering heights" in it. 23 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,679 I mean, who starts a courtship during the day anyway? 24 00:01:07,713 --> 00:01:10,899 Humans who venture out in light and aren't named "bass." 25 00:01:10,933 --> 00:01:14,235 Serena, I have to tell you something. 26 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:15,303 What's wrong? 27 00:01:15,304 --> 00:01:17,522 I've never been on a date. 28 00:01:17,573 --> 00:01:19,974 What about chuck? And nate? 29 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:22,193 And chuck. And then nate again. 30 00:01:22,228 --> 00:01:24,195 No, I mean on a real date, 31 00:01:24,246 --> 00:01:27,182 With someone I didn't know already or who wasn't 32 00:01:27,216 --> 00:01:30,535 A british lord masquerading as a college student. B., obviously, cameron liked you 33 00:01:30,586 --> 00:01:33,037 When he met you at the loft party. 34 00:01:33,088 --> 00:01:36,057 Just be yourself and have fun. And try the marc jacobs. 35 00:01:36,091 --> 00:01:38,042 I have to go. What's going on? 36 00:01:38,093 --> 00:01:40,378 You haven't lusted after a louboutin all morning. 37 00:01:40,412 --> 00:01:42,614 I just have to get home. 38 00:01:42,648 --> 00:01:44,816 Is it lily? 39 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:46,834 I think rufus cheated on her. 40 00:01:46,852 --> 00:01:49,671 Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 41 00:01:49,705 --> 00:01:52,223 I didn't know they even had groupies that old. 42 00:01:52,274 --> 00:01:54,843 They met at the rooftop garden committee. 43 00:01:54,877 --> 00:01:57,645 Well, how is your mom taking it? 44 00:01:57,679 --> 00:01:59,647 She doesn't know. I told my dad, 45 00:01:59,682 --> 00:02:02,183 And he thought it would be best if we waited to tell her. 46 00:02:02,201 --> 00:02:04,752 Stress isn't good for her condition. 47 00:02:04,787 --> 00:02:06,738 Well, is there anything I can do? 48 00:02:06,789 --> 00:02:09,457 Dorota's family has polish mob connections. 49 00:02:09,492 --> 00:02:11,626 No. thank you, though. 50 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:13,995 I'm just hoping rufus will stay away until she gets stronger. 51 00:02:14,029 --> 00:02:15,997 And, b., I don't know 52 00:02:16,031 --> 00:02:18,433 If handcuffs are a good idea for a first date. 53 00:02:18,467 --> 00:02:21,702 ¶ hey, mr. Workabee ¶ 54 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,355 ¶ I see you working ¶ 55 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:26,874 It's a good thing you're not a drug dealer anymore. 56 00:02:26,892 --> 00:02:29,093 That girl you sold lily's fake oxy to 57 00:02:29,144 --> 00:02:32,096 Wanted double what she paid just to give me the bottle back. 58 00:02:32,147 --> 00:02:34,148 so what'd you find out? 59 00:02:34,183 --> 00:02:37,335 My personal pharmacist is looking into it. Do you trust him to know 60 00:02:37,369 --> 00:02:40,355 If they're bad for lily? He appreciates a fine pharmaceutical. 61 00:02:40,389 --> 00:02:42,340 And why are you whispering? 62 00:02:42,374 --> 00:02:44,526 If it's a seduction technique, don't bother. 63 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,110 Ew. You wish. 64 00:02:46,111 --> 00:02:48,496 No, I-I'm-I'm grounded again. Shocker, I know. 65 00:02:48,531 --> 00:02:50,999 But I'm-I'm not supposed to use the phone. 66 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:53,001 Fine. Well, I'll let you know 67 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:55,186 When I hear something about the antibiotics. 68 00:02:55,221 --> 00:02:56,221 Okay. Cool. 69 00:02:57,356 --> 00:03:00,842 ¶ 70 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,844 you give someone something? 71 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:06,881 Hmm. Only hours and hours of enjoyment. 72 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:09,667 Thank you for that visual. Look, I'm gonna go see serena. 73 00:03:09,702 --> 00:03:12,670 Does this mean she's finally out from under her father's spell? 74 00:03:12,705 --> 00:03:15,640 No, serena's in a good place. I mean, after palm beach, 75 00:03:15,691 --> 00:03:17,659 She stopped running away or keeping secrets. 76 00:03:17,693 --> 00:03:19,027 I'm glad. 77 00:03:19,028 --> 00:03:22,230 Oh, um, say hello to blair for me. 78 00:03:22,264 --> 00:03:25,233 I hope she has a great day. 79 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:27,986 Okay, do not do anything to mess with her date, please. 80 00:03:28,037 --> 00:03:30,121 Her date? 81 00:03:30,155 --> 00:03:31,639 With whom? 82 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,691 you serious? 83 00:03:33,726 --> 00:03:36,611 You have all your spies, and you had to get it out of me? 84 00:03:36,629 --> 00:03:38,830 Come on. You finally stopped defiling the pool table 85 00:03:38,881 --> 00:03:41,049 With the entire cast of cirque du soleil. 86 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,635 You got blair into columbia. 87 00:03:43,669 --> 00:03:46,037 Why not let things end on a good note? 88 00:03:46,071 --> 00:03:48,389 Look, I need to take this. And don't worry. 89 00:03:48,424 --> 00:03:50,541 I have more important concerns than blair's social life. 90 00:03:50,576 --> 00:03:54,295 Hey. So what can you tell me about the pills? 91 00:03:54,313 --> 00:03:57,782 We went over this. The only exception is schoolwork. 92 00:03:57,816 --> 00:04:00,268 Chuck bass is not giving you your homework assignments. 93 00:04:00,302 --> 00:04:03,288 What? Dad, you can't take it. I didn't even do anything wrong. 94 00:04:03,322 --> 00:04:05,573 Well, it's nice to know I can spend my last night with vanessa 95 00:04:05,608 --> 00:04:07,575 And come home to my family, fighting like 96 00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:10,578 They still live here. Don't know if you've heard, but your sister's a drug dealer. 97 00:04:10,613 --> 00:04:13,398 Was. Past tense. And you already grounded me for it. Wait. Grounded to the loft? 98 00:04:13,432 --> 00:04:16,067 Lily said she needed some time, so it was easier 99 00:04:16,101 --> 00:04:18,102 To bring jenny here. And jenny would much rather be here anyway. 100 00:04:18,137 --> 00:04:21,623 And jenny's dad thinks it's time for her to stop arguing 101 00:04:21,657 --> 00:04:24,442 And go do her homework. And talking about yourselves like you're not here 102 00:04:24,476 --> 00:04:27,211 Is helping how? You know, I can't do my homework without my books. 103 00:04:27,262 --> 00:04:30,315 I'll go to lily's and bring them back for you. Come with me? Sure. 104 00:04:30,349 --> 00:04:32,784 Yeah, because dan loves being in the middle of these things. 105 00:04:40,526 --> 00:04:42,276 Special delivery. You know, 106 00:04:42,277 --> 00:04:45,012 I'm getting awfully spoiled having a doctor in the house. 107 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:45,647 Although I am looking forward 108 00:04:45,648 --> 00:04:47,615 Rward 109 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,651 To drinking my apple juice straight. 110 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:52,403 I'm surprised you can even stand the smell of that stuff 111 00:04:52,454 --> 00:04:54,739 After being pregnant with serena. You're right. 112 00:04:54,773 --> 00:04:58,025 I did drink an awful lot of it during those months, didn't I? And not just apple juice, 113 00:04:58,043 --> 00:05:01,362 That green apple juice from that place down in the village. 114 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:04,432 What was it called again? I used to make you go all the way downtown 115 00:05:04,466 --> 00:05:07,418 To get it for me. You didn't make me. I'd go down there right now 116 00:05:07,469 --> 00:05:10,004 If the juice craze wasn't over. 117 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:11,839 About that speech- 118 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,808 D- don't-don't even say it. 119 00:05:13,842 --> 00:05:17,378 I'm sorry. I just got caught up in the moment, 120 00:05:17,396 --> 00:05:20,381 And it came out all wrong. 121 00:05:20,399 --> 00:05:23,017 I was hoping that's what had happened. 122 00:05:23,051 --> 00:05:26,654 And I'm-I'm just so thrilled to get to know the kids. 123 00:05:26,689 --> 00:05:29,190 You've just done such an amazing job, lily. 124 00:05:29,224 --> 00:05:31,609 Really. You know, you-you and rufus. 125 00:05:31,643 --> 00:05:34,696 Thank you. 126 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:36,230 I honestly don't know 127 00:05:36,231 --> 00:05:40,368 How we'd be getting through all of this without you. 128 00:05:40,402 --> 00:05:41,919 Oh, which reminds me- 129 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,506 Those homeopathic remedies are clogging up my humidifier. 130 00:05:45,541 --> 00:05:48,092 Want to check it out? Yeah. 131 00:05:52,798 --> 00:05:55,583 Hello? You didn't answer your cell. 132 00:05:55,601 --> 00:05:57,585 You mean my dad didn't. He took it. 133 00:05:57,603 --> 00:05:59,503 Lily's pills are ivermectin. 134 00:05:59,521 --> 00:06:01,856 They're great at battling parasites 135 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:03,891 And african river blindness, 136 00:06:03,925 --> 00:06:06,677 But lymphoma, not so much. Well, is it dangerous? 137 00:06:06,712 --> 00:06:09,197 I mean, does she know what she's taking? 138 00:06:09,231 --> 00:06:12,150 What we need to find out is who prescribed them and when. I wish I didn't rip the label off the bottle. 139 00:06:12,201 --> 00:06:16,270 I don't remember what it said. The date and the drug store were still legible, 140 00:06:16,305 --> 00:06:18,740 Which was enough to track down the prescribing doctor. 141 00:06:18,774 --> 00:06:21,442 Luckily, pharmacists don't make enough to turn down bribes. 142 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,778 Okay, so what's next? 143 00:06:23,796 --> 00:06:27,582 The mission requires an expert, 144 00:06:27,616 --> 00:06:30,284 Someone highly trained 145 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:33,087 In the art of extorting information. 146 00:06:33,121 --> 00:06:34,622 You're not seriously 147 00:06:34,623 --> 00:06:36,957 Gonna use this to try to get back with blair. 148 00:06:37,009 --> 00:06:38,943 My priority is the truth. 149 00:06:38,977 --> 00:06:41,962 If she's the one who can expose it... Then you'll take advantage of that 150 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:44,849 To make sure she doesn't move on. All right, I get it. 151 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:47,885 Let's just hope she's willing to make herself available. 152 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,238 Meet me at the waldorfs'. But wait. I'm... 153 00:06:50,272 --> 00:06:53,307 grounded. 154 00:07:05,287 --> 00:07:07,421 hey, lil? 155 00:07:07,456 --> 00:07:09,590 Rufus, I didn't know you were coming over. 156 00:07:09,625 --> 00:07:13,327 Yeah, we're just picking up jenny's schoolbooks. They're in her old room. 157 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:18,099 I thought my mom told you she needed some time. 158 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:21,102 I just want to check in and make sure we're still on 159 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:24,405 For that friends of the library thing tonight. I'm sorry, but if she wanted to talk to you, 160 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:27,341 Then she would call you back. You should leave. 161 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:30,678 Serena, does she have a problem seeing me or is it you? 162 00:07:30,696 --> 00:07:34,649 Holland told me what happened. About the sublet? I told you already. 163 00:07:34,683 --> 00:07:37,502 I didn't want your dad living in the same building. You know it's not about that. 164 00:07:37,536 --> 00:07:39,821 Rufus. What's going on? 165 00:07:39,855 --> 00:07:41,956 I honestly don't know. 166 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:44,492 Um, serena, what did holland tell you? 167 00:07:46,194 --> 00:07:48,045 Why don't you just leave? 168 00:07:48,046 --> 00:07:51,199 You know what? Why don't we call holland... 169 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:53,751 and have her tell us herself? 170 00:07:59,558 --> 00:08:01,926 I don't know what you want me to say. 171 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,428 Well, serena's under the impression 172 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:07,448 That you know something about something I did. 173 00:08:09,518 --> 00:08:11,519 I shouldn't be here. 174 00:08:11,553 --> 00:08:14,222 Come on. I have nothing to hide from my family. 175 00:08:14,256 --> 00:08:16,240 Just tell them the truth. 176 00:08:19,995 --> 00:08:22,730 Rufus and I slept together. 177 00:08:22,748 --> 00:08:25,449 Talk about love thy neighbor. 178 00:08:25,484 --> 00:08:28,619 what? I'm sorry. 179 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:31,706 Next time, rufus, choose one who knows how to keep a secret. 180 00:08:34,021 --> 00:08:36,622 This is absurd. 181 00:08:36,657 --> 00:08:40,626 Mom, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to find out like this. 182 00:08:40,661 --> 00:08:42,287 serena, this is not your fault. 183 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:43,946 lily, why don't you head upstairs, 184 00:08:43,947 --> 00:08:46,933 Let me handle this? Thank you, william. I'm gonna take you up on that. 185 00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:48,317 Lily. Rufus. 186 00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:55,808 Dad. I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt anyone. 187 00:08:55,843 --> 00:08:57,460 Come on, eric. We don't need to hear this. 188 00:08:57,461 --> 00:08:59,095 Rufus, you can't expect me to stand here 189 00:08:59,096 --> 00:09:01,047 And lie to their faces. You just did. 190 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:02,981 You asked me to come up here. 191 00:09:03,016 --> 00:09:04,742 You had to know 192 00:09:04,743 --> 00:09:06,519 it was going to happen. Excuse me. Holland, right? 193 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:10,056 This kind of stress is not good for lily. Please tell her I'm sorry, again. 194 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,449 There's nothing to be sorry 195 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,859 about. Nothing happened. 196 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,336 I think you should leave, too, rufus. 197 00:09:14,337 --> 00:09:15,862 You'd love that, wouldn't you? 198 00:09:15,863 --> 00:09:18,981 The only place I'm going is to see my wife. 199 00:09:20,784 --> 00:09:22,985 What'd I miss? 200 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:31,661 Lil, I'm sorry. I had no idea she was an insane person. 201 00:09:31,712 --> 00:09:34,747 Look, I don't want to discuss this with you. 202 00:09:34,781 --> 00:09:36,749 Wait. You actually believe her? 203 00:09:36,783 --> 00:09:38,751 What does she have to gain, 204 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:42,221 Standing here, humiliating herself in front of our family? 205 00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:44,207 I don't know what the hell's going on. 206 00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:47,210 I just know she's lying. Yeah, well, it'd be a lot easier to believe 207 00:09:47,244 --> 00:09:49,278 If you hadn't left your scarf in her apartment. 208 00:09:49,313 --> 00:09:52,298 We went over this. I told you, nothing happened that night. Rufus, you, of all people, 209 00:09:52,316 --> 00:09:54,634 Could understand why I might have a doubt. 210 00:09:54,668 --> 00:09:58,304 You didn't talk to me for weeks after you found 211 00:09:58,338 --> 00:10:01,941 That letter from william. Lily, maybe you would do that, but I wouldn't, and I didn't. 212 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:04,911 When you're ready to hear that and talk about it, 213 00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:06,946 Give me a call. 214 00:10:12,569 --> 00:10:16,739 So... Crazy day at the van der woodsens', huh? 215 00:10:16,773 --> 00:10:19,492 I just wanted to keep rufus away until my mom got stronger. 216 00:10:19,526 --> 00:10:22,245 well, you don't really think he did this, do you? 217 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:25,481 Why would holland lie about it? I don't know. I don't even know who she is. 218 00:10:25,516 --> 00:10:28,000 But I do know rufus. I mean, he took me in 219 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:32,205 When my dad left us with nothing. He's a good guy. They all are, until they aren't anymore. 220 00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:34,574 I'm just trying to protect my mom. 221 00:10:34,608 --> 00:10:38,027 I get it, okay? But just give him a chance. 222 00:10:38,061 --> 00:10:40,446 He gave you one when you bailed on brown. 223 00:10:40,481 --> 00:10:43,065 Are you really taking his side right now? 224 00:10:43,116 --> 00:10:46,085 I'm not taking sides. We're just talking about it. 225 00:10:46,119 --> 00:10:49,172 Well, maybe that's not such a good idea. 226 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,357 I have to go be with my family. 227 00:10:58,882 --> 00:11:01,534 I still don't see why we need blair for this. 228 00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:03,519 I mean, don't you read "gossip girl"? 229 00:11:03,554 --> 00:11:05,521 Extortion's what I do all day. 230 00:11:05,556 --> 00:11:07,873 This is more than headbands and high school. 231 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:12,345 The two of you here together? Please tell me 232 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,847 There's an explanation that doesn't involve the apocalypse. 233 00:11:14,881 --> 00:11:16,966 We come in peace and with a purpose. 234 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,685 Something's going on with lily's medication. 235 00:11:19,719 --> 00:11:22,688 We need your mind game mastery to find out what. 236 00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:24,357 Who are you, house? 237 00:11:24,358 --> 00:11:26,392 I'm sure dr. Van der woodsen knows what he's doing. 238 00:11:26,426 --> 00:11:28,961 It's not van der woodsen. It's a psychiatrist. 239 00:11:28,996 --> 00:11:31,730 I have an address. It's weird, right? 240 00:11:31,748 --> 00:11:35,034 Lily so does not seem like she's in therapy. And you so should be. 241 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:37,803 But as much as I admire the attempt to lure me back 242 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:39,338 With subversive sleuthing, 243 00:11:39,339 --> 00:11:42,074 And appreciative as I am of your help with columbia, 244 00:11:42,109 --> 00:11:44,343 The answer's no. 245 00:11:44,378 --> 00:11:46,345 Blair, I need to find out 246 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,748 Why someone doesn't want lily getting better. 247 00:11:48,782 --> 00:11:50,749 A heartfelt plea as well. 248 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:52,852 And much more effective than a fatwa. 249 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,238 But you obviously already know that I have a date today. 250 00:11:55,272 --> 00:11:58,924 And nothing you can dangle will make me miss it. 251 00:11:58,942 --> 00:12:01,777 Next time, don't bring jenny humphrey. 252 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:06,699 I'm sorry you had to find out about rufus like that. 253 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:10,202 I know you two have become close. You know I'm only concerned with how you're doing. 254 00:12:10,237 --> 00:12:12,622 I'm not sure. Is that too honest? 255 00:12:12,656 --> 00:12:16,042 No. No, it makes sense. 256 00:12:16,076 --> 00:12:18,277 Well, you know, after five marriages, 257 00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:20,279 The last thing I want to do is 258 00:12:20,297 --> 00:12:22,615 Put you and serena through another divorce. 259 00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:25,618 It might sound cold, but they do get easier. 260 00:12:25,636 --> 00:12:27,620 Rufus is different, you know? 261 00:12:27,638 --> 00:12:29,672 He's been like a father to you. 262 00:12:29,723 --> 00:12:32,675 And I-I love him. But if you think he cheated on you, 263 00:12:32,726 --> 00:12:34,694 You can't stay with him because of me. 264 00:12:34,728 --> 00:12:37,430 You have to stay with him because you still love him 265 00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:40,182 And because you think you guys can work through this. 266 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,301 It doesn't matter who you end up with 267 00:12:42,319 --> 00:12:44,437 As long as you're still here. 268 00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:49,141 Well, thanks for coming with me, man. 269 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,745 It means a lot, you getting involved. Well, hey, my dad would have done this and worse. 270 00:12:52,779 --> 00:12:55,548 All right, and no matter what serena wants to believe, 271 00:12:55,582 --> 00:12:57,700 There's no way rufus would hurt lily like that. 272 00:12:57,734 --> 00:13:00,703 Does serena know you're doing this? Well, I was thinking we'd see what we find out 273 00:13:00,737 --> 00:13:03,155 Before I tell her. You're on dangerous ground there. 274 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:06,876 Yeah, but the only way to clean up this mess, for everyone, 275 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:10,262 Is to find out the truth. Yeah, well, I-I know. That's why we need the help of an expert. 276 00:13:10,297 --> 00:13:12,014 Philosophy of war? 277 00:13:12,015 --> 00:13:14,684 Hmm. I'm finally home. 278 00:13:14,718 --> 00:13:17,637 Nate? Humphrey? 279 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:21,657 Please don't tell me my mother rehired you as a cater waiter. I'm dan. 280 00:13:21,692 --> 00:13:25,227 Cameron. Hey, nate. Great game last week. Thanks. Sorry to interrupt. 281 00:13:25,278 --> 00:13:28,431 We just need blair's help with something. Yes, people often drop by with their problems 282 00:13:28,465 --> 00:13:31,150 Because they know how supportive I am. 283 00:13:31,184 --> 00:13:32,851 Supportive, I.E. Scheming. 284 00:13:32,852 --> 00:13:35,488 Did... Chuck send you? 285 00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:38,591 His pill plan didn't work, so he sent frick and frack 286 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:42,078 To ruin my date? No, blair, this is about my dad and lily. 287 00:13:42,129 --> 00:13:44,797 This woman holland has accused him of... Cheating. 288 00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:47,983 Wait a minute. An artist or a hippie activist, maybe, 289 00:13:48,018 --> 00:13:50,252 But rooftop garden committee? 290 00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:53,589 I knew that something wasn't right when serena told me. 291 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:57,843 No way would another upper east sider shtup rufus. 292 00:13:57,877 --> 00:14:00,880 My stepfather's jewish. Oh. 293 00:14:00,914 --> 00:14:04,283 Blair, we can't let lily leave rufus. Will you help us? 294 00:14:06,036 --> 00:14:08,521 Exposing scandal on the upper east side? 295 00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:10,940 Show me your world, blair waldorf. 296 00:14:14,661 --> 00:14:16,612 They'd be lost without me. 297 00:14:16,663 --> 00:14:19,448 Tell me everything you know about this holland person. 298 00:14:25,622 --> 00:14:28,090 Trust me. I live with the van der woodsens. 299 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,209 I learned how to lie. 300 00:14:35,315 --> 00:14:38,384 Can I help you? We're here to see dr. Kemble. 301 00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,386 Did you have an appointment? 302 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:43,422 Well, I work for a troubled teen hotline, 303 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,308 And I'm really worried that I said some wrong things about 304 00:14:46,359 --> 00:14:48,327 Drugs and depression, and was hoping that dr. Kemble could 305 00:14:48,361 --> 00:14:51,197 Actually give me some advice. Of course. The doctor will be back next week. 306 00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:53,949 Next week... Will be fine. Thank you. 307 00:14:57,537 --> 00:15:00,005 And what brings you and your mid-level entourage? 308 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,557 Nothing personal. 309 00:15:01,558 --> 00:15:04,226 We're looking for holland, who claims she slept with rufus. 310 00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:06,545 Let me guess- 311 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:09,215 Dr. Holland kemble? 312 00:15:09,249 --> 00:15:11,500 You better hope this doctor gets healed 313 00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:14,553 Before someone else gets hurt. 314 00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:32,444 So what exactly am I looking for? 315 00:15:32,495 --> 00:15:34,612 A bottle of pills, like the one with the oxy- 316 00:15:34,647 --> 00:15:37,332 Hopefully, with the label on this time. 317 00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:40,335 Or something else that can directly link them to holland. 318 00:15:40,369 --> 00:15:42,404 Okay, I will rummage and report. 319 00:15:43,923 --> 00:15:46,291 Holland is obviously trying to poison lily so she can 320 00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:49,044 Have rufus all to herself. So shakespearean. 321 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,929 Yeah. It's also "fatal attraction." 322 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,681 I just can't handle dead bunnies. 323 00:15:52,682 --> 00:15:54,632 Maybe I'm stating the obvious here, 324 00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:57,585 But shouldn't we just tell lily? Tell her what? 325 00:15:57,603 --> 00:16:00,088 "jenny tried to sell your mislabeled meds, which somehow 326 00:16:00,122 --> 00:16:03,525 Came from the woman who said she slept with your husband"? 327 00:16:03,559 --> 00:16:05,527 No, we have to get to holland first. 328 00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:07,712 She's the one who can connect all the dots, 329 00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:10,648 And then we go to lily. Holland will be at the library benefit tonight. 330 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,551 I saw it on the calendar. Perfect. Public humiliation always helps 331 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:17,372 When trying to elicit a confession. We don't expect you to keep up. 332 00:16:17,406 --> 00:16:21,326 It's beyond basic rugby strategy. So hopefully, jenny will find 333 00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:24,996 Something we can use as leverage. Exactly, humphrey. Glad to have you aboard this time. 334 00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:28,083 All right. Rendezvous at my place. 335 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,752 Dress is black-tie. I'll have tickets. 336 00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:32,754 so... 337 00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:34,889 You guys do this kind of thing a lot? 338 00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:37,208 Oh, yeah. A lot more than you'd think. 339 00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:39,744 Last year, georgina pretended to be this rich canadian 340 00:16:39,779 --> 00:16:41,763 To get poppy, but things got all messed up 341 00:16:41,797 --> 00:16:44,349 When she turned her back on jesus. 342 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,686 Yeah, but dan doesn't normally participate. 343 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:50,688 So that's your sorry-your-husband- 344 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,007 Was-cheating-on-you present- a juicer? 345 00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:55,009 Trust me. It'll make your mother smile. 346 00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:57,311 sometimes I wish she would have 347 00:16:57,329 --> 00:17:00,281 Let you take us away from here when you wanted to. 348 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:03,818 Tibet sounds pretty good right now. Only if you don't get typhoid. 349 00:17:03,836 --> 00:17:06,704 Besides, wherever you run, things still happen. 350 00:17:06,739 --> 00:17:09,724 All you can do is try to learn from them. 351 00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:12,710 Well, as awful as it's been, 352 00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,262 Maybe mom needed this 353 00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:16,898 To see that she wasn't with the right man. 354 00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:19,551 I'm not gonna take advantage of the situation 355 00:17:19,602 --> 00:17:21,569 To try to get closer to your mother. 356 00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:24,439 Well, you have been there throughout her entire sickness. 357 00:17:24,473 --> 00:17:27,308 And this whole thing with rufus could have happened 358 00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:30,612 So that you could finally stop hiding how you really feel. 359 00:17:30,646 --> 00:17:33,848 I feel happy to be out shopping with my daughter, 360 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:36,618 And to be able to spend some time 361 00:17:36,652 --> 00:17:39,237 With the people that I love. Including mom. 362 00:17:39,288 --> 00:17:41,206 Serena. 363 00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,777 Good-bye. 364 00:17:45,811 --> 00:17:47,462 Hey. 365 00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:50,531 Why don't you do something tonight to cheer her up? 366 00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:53,418 There's the library benefit. You could invite her. 367 00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:55,503 Only if you come, too. 368 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:25,283 What are you doing here? No pills to steal in brooklyn? 369 00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:29,403 I actually came by to get a dress... 370 00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:33,575 If you haven't destroyed them all already. I have no interest in your wannabe watanabe. 371 00:18:33,609 --> 00:18:37,045 As I'm sure you saw, your stuff is by the front. 372 00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:40,048 And last time I checked, dresses weren't in the kitchen 373 00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:43,468 Near my mom's medicine. Do you even know what your dad's prescribing her? 374 00:18:43,502 --> 00:18:45,687 Probably something with high street value 375 00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:49,524 Or you wouldn't be interested. If you could just stop hating me for, like, one second, 376 00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:52,527 You'd actually see I was trying to help your family. 377 00:18:52,561 --> 00:18:55,813 Yeah, yeah. You and your dad have done wonderful things 378 00:18:55,865 --> 00:18:59,534 For us van der woodsens. Like it's been such a banner year for the humphreys? 379 00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:02,904 I would give it all back- the clothes, the parties, 380 00:19:02,938 --> 00:19:06,040 The limo rides-just for one day that felt normal. Then why are you still here? 381 00:19:07,893 --> 00:19:09,410 You're right. 382 00:19:09,411 --> 00:19:11,379 Nothing would make me happier 383 00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:13,998 Than to go back to brooklyn forever. 384 00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:38,022 Was that jenny leaving? Were you two fighting over rufus? 385 00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:41,025 I don't want you kids in the middle. That was just jenny. 386 00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:43,194 You know her- all angst, all the time. 387 00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:45,697 oh, god. 388 00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,448 You okay? Do you want me to call dad? 389 00:19:47,449 --> 00:19:50,118 No, I'm fine. I'm fine physically. 390 00:19:50,152 --> 00:19:52,470 Sitting around here is only gonna make you worse. 391 00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:55,123 Dad invited us to the library benefit tonight. 392 00:19:55,157 --> 00:19:58,743 Why don't we go with him? Oh, my god. A juicer? 393 00:19:58,777 --> 00:20:01,312 Don't tell me... 394 00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:05,383 A night out with your father is exactly what the doctor ordered. 395 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:14,475 I'm sorry your new beau had to abandon our mission. 396 00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:17,562 Oh, he had a dinner with his rugby team. How homoerotic. 397 00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:19,580 You know how I love that. 398 00:20:19,615 --> 00:20:22,650 We have plans to continue our date later. 399 00:20:22,684 --> 00:20:26,237 So are you all ready to make the fat lady sing? 400 00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:29,857 I'll settle for making the lying doctor lady confess. 401 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:32,327 Oh, here's nancy drew now. Did you get our proof? 402 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,329 Come on, jenny. 403 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:37,582 The future of our family is riding on your sleuthing. 404 00:20:40,702 --> 00:20:43,738 I'm sorry. I looked everywhere, but there was nothing. 405 00:20:46,225 --> 00:20:49,210 All right, what now? If we don't have evidence, 406 00:20:49,228 --> 00:20:51,963 She has no reason to tell us anything. Well, luckily, 407 00:20:51,997 --> 00:20:54,649 Like every great general, I have contingency plans. 408 00:20:54,683 --> 00:20:58,903 Archibald, it's time to make use of those family connections. 409 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,224 Watch out, lonely boy. 410 00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:06,444 Seems your little sister has her own ideas 411 00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:08,413 About your family's planning. 412 00:21:31,608 --> 00:21:34,493 serena is here. This complicates things. 413 00:21:34,528 --> 00:21:36,495 We have to avoid them seeing us. 414 00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:38,030 S. Won't be on board, 415 00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:40,666 And we can't have a blonde bombshell blowing up our plan. 416 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,669 And the plan is we wait for nate and dan to arrive 417 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:47,406 With some a.M.A. Guy who's friends with nate's family? The plan is you wait with his ticket. 418 00:21:47,424 --> 00:21:50,742 His name is dr. Tabb, so pretend you're well-bred and be polite. 419 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,045 It'll pay off if you ever need 420 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,881 Orthopedic surgery at mount sinai. Like when you stab me in the back. 421 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:59,301 Blair and I will keep our eye on holland. 422 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:02,304 Once our leverage arrives, she'll either tell us the truth 423 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:05,391 Or we tell dr. Tabb, and he revokes her license. 424 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,510 I need a phone, too. My dad took mine. 425 00:22:07,544 --> 00:22:09,812 Don't worry, little. J. 426 00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:13,532 You'll be back on park avenue in no time. 427 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,538 What are you doing? 428 00:22:19,573 --> 00:22:22,324 Playing the part. Mnh-mnh. 429 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:27,112 ¶ 430 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:38,140 Hi. Uh, mount sinai orthopedic? 431 00:22:40,644 --> 00:22:43,629 Please let dr. Tabb know that there's no need to wait. 432 00:22:43,647 --> 00:22:45,631 Uh, nate archibald had a change of plans 433 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:48,801 And won't be coming in tonight. Thanks. 434 00:22:53,056 --> 00:22:56,025 ¶ 435 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,987 You know, I have to say, it's really nice to be here 436 00:23:09,005 --> 00:23:11,757 With someone who doesn't hate these sort of things. 437 00:23:22,752 --> 00:23:25,170 I have an idea. 438 00:23:25,188 --> 00:23:27,088 I've already had it. 439 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:32,361 Dr. Kemble, I've been dying to get ahold of you. 440 00:23:32,395 --> 00:23:35,364 I've wanted to get him to come to therapy for weeks. 441 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,185 Dad, what are you doing here? 442 00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:42,488 Serena called me, but I was already on my way. 443 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,240 I figured if my grounded daughter goes missing, 444 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:48,193 I just have to wait till the next big party 445 00:23:48,211 --> 00:23:50,296 To know where to find her. Dad, I know you have no reason to believe me, 446 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:53,465 But this time I'm actually trying to help you. Jenny, is holland here? Oh, dad. 447 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,201 What'd you say about holland? Is she here? The a.M.A. Guy wasn't at the hospital, 448 00:23:56,219 --> 00:23:59,755 And blair's not picking up her phone. If holland's here, I need to talk to her. 449 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,975 I've been trying to reach her all day. not a good idea. 450 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:07,012 and you don't have a ticket. Dad, you're not even dressed. 451 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:15,087 Serena. 452 00:24:15,088 --> 00:24:18,073 ¶ 453 00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:19,608 I know a scheme when I see one. 454 00:24:19,609 --> 00:24:21,610 I assume chuck and blair are here somewhere? 455 00:24:21,645 --> 00:24:23,612 Okay, yeah, they're looking for holland. 456 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:27,199 What was I supposed to do? I know rufus did not do this. 457 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:31,069 And you won't even give him a chance. Why should I? He wouldn't give my dad a chance. 458 00:24:31,087 --> 00:24:32,588 Oh, so that's it? 459 00:24:32,589 --> 00:24:34,906 Anyone who might not like your dad has to go? 460 00:24:34,924 --> 00:24:37,676 Nate, all I asked you to do was support me, 461 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:39,678 And instead, you went behind my back. 462 00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:43,549 It's not like that. look, I get why everyone else did this. 463 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,918 Dan and jenny don't want to believe that their dad cheated, 464 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:48,420 Chuck will do anything to get close to blair, 465 00:24:48,438 --> 00:24:51,690 And blair, as much as she wants to, can't run away from a game. 466 00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:55,060 But you were supposed to be on my side. 467 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,312 As if watching audrey hepburn movies 468 00:24:57,364 --> 00:24:58,864 Isn't manhood-shriveling enough, 469 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:01,099 I now have to talk about my feelings? 470 00:25:01,117 --> 00:25:03,602 Those movies are the only romance I have in my life. 471 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:07,489 He loves his work more than he loves me. I'm sorry. I really prefer to see couples in my office. 472 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:10,776 Why don't you call and make an appointment? Please. Please. 473 00:25:10,794 --> 00:25:15,064 He traded me to his uncle... For his hotel. 474 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,782 Traded you? For sex. 475 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:19,785 Please, is it any worse than you tricking me into kissing a guy 476 00:25:19,803 --> 00:25:23,288 Just so you can give a speech? That's not the same. He's kissed guys before. 477 00:25:23,306 --> 00:25:25,274 She slept with jack... My uncle. 478 00:25:25,308 --> 00:25:28,126 Clearly, you both have hurt each other, 479 00:25:28,144 --> 00:25:31,296 And now neither of you feel safe. How can we rebuild? 480 00:25:31,314 --> 00:25:34,233 Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. 481 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:37,236 it's going to take a lot of hard work 482 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,354 And a lot of time. 483 00:25:39,406 --> 00:25:43,609 Are there any trust games involved? I'm sorry. I really do have to go. 484 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,812 Did I hear talk of games? Please, just make an appointment. 485 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,364 Just one more thing- that man over there 486 00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:51,366 Is on the a.M.A. Disciplinary committee. 487 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:53,368 Last time I checked, it was illegal 488 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,003 To prescribe mislabeled medication, 489 00:25:55,004 --> 00:25:58,257 Especially to those who aren't even your patients. What? 490 00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:00,743 You two really are sick. 491 00:26:00,777 --> 00:26:03,746 The person standing with him is waiting for my signal, 492 00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:07,466 To show him I have proof of what you did to lily humphrey. 493 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,669 Just tell us why. Are you in love with rufus? 494 00:26:10,687 --> 00:26:13,272 They say psychiatrists are the craziest ones. 495 00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:15,641 Blair? What the hell is going on? 496 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:19,111 Would you like to tell him 497 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:22,147 Or would you like dr. Disciplinary to do it? 498 00:26:24,067 --> 00:26:27,986 I only wrote those prescriptions because I owed someone a favor. 499 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:31,073 The same someone who told you say you slept with me? The person you really need 500 00:26:31,124 --> 00:26:33,742 To talk to is william van der woodsen. 501 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,693 Where's will? 502 00:26:38,047 --> 00:26:41,283 What's so important, jenny? 503 00:26:41,317 --> 00:26:43,302 Holland's about to tell them everything, 504 00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:45,420 If she hasn't already. Tell who what? 505 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:48,423 Everyone. The truth about you and holland working together 506 00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:50,626 To split up my dad and lily. 507 00:26:52,629 --> 00:26:55,664 Jenny, I'm sorry. I know that you love your father very much- 508 00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:59,184 Which is why I understand why you did it. 509 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,104 And I don't blame you for it either. It's just- 510 00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:04,990 If you're gonna get out of here, you gotta go right now. 511 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,025 Why are you telling me this? 512 00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:10,946 So you can get your family back, 513 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,998 And I can get mine. 514 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,573 Thanks for your help. I'll call if I hear about 515 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:23,792 Any cater waiter positions, all right? 516 00:27:23,827 --> 00:27:27,429 ¶ 517 00:27:40,109 --> 00:27:41,610 Have you seen lily? 518 00:27:41,611 --> 00:27:44,062 Uh, she just left with serena and will. 519 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:45,948 In this family feud, 520 00:27:45,949 --> 00:27:49,902 That's van der woodsen, 1, humphrey, 0. 521 00:27:54,445 --> 00:27:57,614 You guys are home early. Was that boring? 522 00:27:57,665 --> 00:28:00,783 Action-packed, actually. Your father got a call. He's gotta get back to palm beach. 523 00:28:00,835 --> 00:28:03,086 One of my patients has taken a bad turn. 524 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,088 I've gotta get down there right away. 525 00:28:05,122 --> 00:28:07,590 And we're going with him. You guys get packed. 526 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:10,927 I'll arrange for a helicopter to take us to teterboro. 527 00:28:10,961 --> 00:28:13,496 Eric, mom needs us right now. 528 00:28:13,531 --> 00:28:16,015 This is our chance to finally be a family. 529 00:28:16,050 --> 00:28:17,967 I'll, uh, 530 00:28:18,018 --> 00:28:19,969 I'll go get my stuff. 531 00:28:38,038 --> 00:28:39,539 Nate already tried calling. 532 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,491 There's no reason to defend your dad. 533 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:43,710 We're already packing for palm beach. 534 00:28:43,744 --> 00:28:46,713 I just want my mom to be able to put this behind her. Serena, I'm not calling about my dad. 535 00:28:46,747 --> 00:28:48,715 I'm calling about yours. Please don't hang up. 536 00:28:48,749 --> 00:28:51,117 Pl-I-I know how happy you are to have him back, 537 00:28:51,135 --> 00:28:54,470 But he's the one who got holland to lie about the affair, 538 00:28:54,505 --> 00:28:57,557 And he had her prescribe pills for lily, too. Dan, my dad is a doctor. 539 00:28:57,591 --> 00:28:59,959 Why would he need holland to give her pills? 540 00:28:59,977 --> 00:29:01,961 Because the pills aren't helping her illness, 541 00:29:01,996 --> 00:29:06,516 And he didn't want them traced back to him. Okay, what you're saying is just crazy. 542 00:29:06,567 --> 00:29:08,518 Any crazier than your whole family 543 00:29:08,569 --> 00:29:11,137 Leaving town with him tonight? I'm gonna go. Good-bye. 544 00:29:11,171 --> 00:29:13,506 Serena, wait- 545 00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:23,032 You all set? My bags are downstairs. 546 00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,367 Yeah. 547 00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,336 Um, you know, I was thinking 548 00:29:26,370 --> 00:29:29,339 Maybe we could just wait and, uh, fly out tomorrow. 549 00:29:29,373 --> 00:29:32,542 I wish we could. I've got to get to my patient immediately. 550 00:29:32,593 --> 00:29:34,711 Are you sure that's what it's about? 551 00:29:34,762 --> 00:29:38,181 People are saying you're behind this holland thing. 552 00:29:38,215 --> 00:29:40,115 Holland? 553 00:29:41,468 --> 00:29:44,053 Um, let me go check on mom. 554 00:29:45,906 --> 00:29:48,858 Rufus, what are you doing here? I'd like to talk to your mother. 555 00:29:48,892 --> 00:29:51,894 She doesn't want- rufus, what is it? 556 00:29:51,946 --> 00:29:53,896 The truth, finally. 557 00:29:53,948 --> 00:29:56,515 You want to tell her or should I? 558 00:29:59,954 --> 00:30:02,205 So serena's father sends her this letter saying that 559 00:30:02,239 --> 00:30:05,024 He and lily were together when she came to see him... 560 00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,160 Hoping it would cause problems between lily and my dad, 561 00:30:07,194 --> 00:30:10,129 Maybe even split 'em up. When that failed, he went to plan "b"... 562 00:30:10,164 --> 00:30:13,583 Getting holland to befriend rufus. Holland's husband was leaving her, 563 00:30:13,634 --> 00:30:16,586 And she was desperate for a friend. But once again, 564 00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:19,706 Rufus and lily proved too solid, so on to plan "c." there's a plan "c"? 565 00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:22,208 Oh, I always have a plan "c." 566 00:30:22,242 --> 00:30:25,178 Put yourself in the good doctor's loafers. 567 00:30:25,212 --> 00:30:28,398 Lily comes to him over the summer. She's actually sick. 568 00:30:28,432 --> 00:30:32,068 He cures her, falls in love, decides to win her back, 569 00:30:32,102 --> 00:30:36,739 Only holland tells him lily and rufus are copper-bottom. 570 00:30:36,774 --> 00:30:39,558 He thinks, "what can I do to get her to love me, 571 00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,476 The family to accept me?" 572 00:30:41,495 --> 00:30:45,064 Save her life. So the pills he gets from holland... 573 00:30:45,082 --> 00:30:49,252 ...The ones you stole. Antibiotics, the side effects of which mimic her symptoms. 574 00:30:49,286 --> 00:30:51,254 He cures her again, gets to be the hero, 575 00:30:51,288 --> 00:30:53,256 And they live happily ever after. 576 00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:55,658 No wonder you admire him. 577 00:30:55,693 --> 00:30:57,910 It's almost like something you would do. 578 00:30:57,928 --> 00:31:00,880 Thank you. It does have the fingerprints of my genius. 579 00:31:00,914 --> 00:31:03,132 The only question now is... 580 00:31:03,183 --> 00:31:05,234 Will lily believe my dad? 581 00:31:05,269 --> 00:31:09,105 Lily, this is absurd. You cannot believe his lies. 582 00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:12,492 Should I call holland? This time she'll tell the truth. 583 00:31:12,526 --> 00:31:16,029 So you get your mistress to change her story and - hey. Is my mom really sick? 584 00:31:16,063 --> 00:31:19,032 Right now that's all I wanna know. Of course she was sick. 585 00:31:19,066 --> 00:31:21,951 Uh, to-to even imagine that I would prescribe your mother 586 00:31:21,985 --> 00:31:25,154 Medication that she didn't need? It's preposterous. 587 00:31:25,189 --> 00:31:28,508 I've got the files in my bag. Do you want to see them? 588 00:31:28,542 --> 00:31:30,960 You don't have to prove yourself. 589 00:31:38,886 --> 00:31:41,104 Apparently, I do. 590 00:31:41,138 --> 00:31:43,038 Excuse me. William. 591 00:31:55,069 --> 00:31:57,019 I didn't cheat on you, lil. 592 00:31:57,071 --> 00:32:00,156 I would never cheat on you. Rufus. 593 00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:04,077 So she's not sick? I just want to be clear. She's not sick anymore. 594 00:32:04,111 --> 00:32:07,713 He's been lying since he got to new york, to all of us. 595 00:32:07,748 --> 00:32:11,334 Do you think he's even coming back? Yes, of course he is. You heard what he said. 596 00:32:11,368 --> 00:32:15,088 And I'm-I'm sorry, mom. I don't want you to be sick. 597 00:32:15,122 --> 00:32:17,090 But dad is not lying to us. 598 00:32:22,846 --> 00:32:24,997 Where's william? 599 00:32:25,015 --> 00:32:27,333 He-he's in the lobby downstairs getting his bags. 600 00:32:27,351 --> 00:32:31,487 there's no one in the lobby. He's down there. 601 00:32:31,522 --> 00:32:33,089 Serena, the lobby's empty. 602 00:32:33,090 --> 00:32:36,025 You-you just must not have seen him. He wouldn't leave. 603 00:32:36,059 --> 00:32:39,428 Hey. Hey. He wouldn't leave me. 604 00:32:39,463 --> 00:32:41,681 Let her go. oh, god. 605 00:32:41,748 --> 00:32:44,734 we should call the police. 606 00:32:44,785 --> 00:32:46,752 All right, well, let's just give him a minute. 607 00:32:46,787 --> 00:32:50,856 No. If we wait, he'll be gone for good. 608 00:32:50,874 --> 00:32:53,025 Yes, captain lewis? This is nate archibald. 609 00:32:53,043 --> 00:32:55,077 We met at my grandfather's this summer. 610 00:32:55,129 --> 00:32:57,029 Listen, I need a favor. 611 00:32:59,249 --> 00:33:03,419 What I'd like to know is how did william know to get out of town? 612 00:33:03,470 --> 00:33:06,789 Someone must have tipped him off. 613 00:33:06,824 --> 00:33:10,443 It had to be one of us. It was me. 614 00:33:28,195 --> 00:33:30,095 What happened? 615 00:33:32,132 --> 00:33:34,167 It's true. He left. 616 00:34:06,165 --> 00:34:09,501 I need you to tell me the truth. 617 00:34:14,757 --> 00:34:18,893 When your mother came to me last summer, she was sick. 618 00:34:18,928 --> 00:34:22,163 I cured her. 619 00:34:22,198 --> 00:34:25,150 Then I fell in love with her again. 620 00:34:25,184 --> 00:34:27,502 When I came here and saw you and eric, 621 00:34:27,536 --> 00:34:30,455 I- I realized how badly I had messed up. 622 00:34:32,775 --> 00:34:35,110 I never wanted to hurt any of you. 623 00:34:35,161 --> 00:34:37,278 I just wanted my family back. 624 00:34:37,329 --> 00:34:39,697 All you needed to do was be here. 625 00:34:39,731 --> 00:34:42,667 I'm sorry, serena. 626 00:34:42,701 --> 00:34:45,920 I just thought unless your mother needed me... 627 00:34:48,174 --> 00:34:50,458 You weren't gonna give me a chance. 628 00:34:52,578 --> 00:34:54,596 Well, the police are on their way now, 629 00:34:54,630 --> 00:34:57,882 So you should probably go. 630 00:34:57,916 --> 00:35:00,585 Why don't you come with me? 631 00:35:00,603 --> 00:35:02,387 I don't forgive you. 632 00:35:02,388 --> 00:35:05,323 I also don't need to punish you. 633 00:35:05,357 --> 00:35:08,359 So if you just go now, I'll make sure they don't come after you. 634 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:13,264 I love you, serena. 635 00:35:13,265 --> 00:35:16,151 I love you, too, dad. 636 00:35:21,407 --> 00:35:24,709 Go now. 637 00:35:59,478 --> 00:36:02,197 Rufus, I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 638 00:36:02,248 --> 00:36:04,649 I was just so overwhelmed. 639 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:07,318 The only thing that matters is I'm not losing you- 640 00:36:07,336 --> 00:36:11,289 To cancer, to will or anything else. 641 00:36:25,754 --> 00:36:28,223 Really? That's it? 642 00:36:28,274 --> 00:36:30,808 Dad, she believed you cheated. 643 00:36:30,843 --> 00:36:34,479 She was leaving with her ex-husband. And you helped make that happen. 644 00:36:34,513 --> 00:36:38,449 You know, you think that william's the only problem? 645 00:36:38,484 --> 00:36:40,952 He's not, dad. You and lily fight all the time. 646 00:36:40,986 --> 00:36:43,154 I mean, one of you thinks the other's cheating. 647 00:36:43,189 --> 00:36:46,608 You both keep secrets. Jenny, that's between me and lily. 648 00:36:46,642 --> 00:36:48,626 You know, I wish it was, 649 00:36:48,661 --> 00:36:52,096 But we all get dragged into it, just like we did today. 650 00:36:52,131 --> 00:36:54,082 When we lived in brooklyn, I might have had 651 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:56,668 To take the subway to school and make my own clothes, 652 00:36:56,702 --> 00:36:58,670 But at least our family was happy. 653 00:36:58,704 --> 00:37:01,406 I don't see what's so wrong about wanting my life 654 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,142 To go back to normal. This is where we live. 655 00:37:04,176 --> 00:37:07,595 What needs to get back to normal is you. 656 00:37:15,471 --> 00:37:18,439 If you don't want to be a part of this family, 657 00:37:18,490 --> 00:37:21,225 No one is forcing you to stay. 658 00:37:44,883 --> 00:37:47,302 you don't have to wait with me. 659 00:37:47,353 --> 00:37:49,304 Lily is fine, and the sting is over. 660 00:37:49,338 --> 00:37:52,473 You're not really going to keep up this rugby player facade. 661 00:37:52,524 --> 00:37:54,008 It's not a facade. 662 00:37:54,009 --> 00:37:57,395 It's a date, and he's on his way. 663 00:38:02,918 --> 00:38:05,903 I know you felt it. 664 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:08,039 We were caught up in a scheme, 665 00:38:08,073 --> 00:38:10,074 And it was role-play. 666 00:38:13,245 --> 00:38:14,762 It was real. 667 00:38:14,763 --> 00:38:17,548 I know you feel it right now. 668 00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:20,668 It doesn't change anything. 669 00:38:20,703 --> 00:38:23,404 And holland may be crazy, but she was right. 670 00:38:23,439 --> 00:38:26,524 No matter what I feel or don't, we're not safe. 671 00:38:26,558 --> 00:38:30,094 I did the most dangerous thing I could 672 00:38:30,128 --> 00:38:32,480 When I said "I love you," 673 00:38:32,514 --> 00:38:34,716 And it was worth it. 674 00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:37,902 If I got through my fear for you, 675 00:38:37,936 --> 00:38:40,054 You can get through yours for me. 676 00:38:43,692 --> 00:38:47,278 You have until tomorrow to decide. 677 00:38:47,313 --> 00:38:48,479 What? 678 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,832 We're never going to be safe. 679 00:38:50,866 --> 00:38:54,569 So are you brave enough or aren't you? 680 00:38:54,603 --> 00:38:58,122 I'll be waiting at the top of the empire state building. 681 00:38:58,156 --> 00:39:01,509 You can't "affair to remember" me. 682 00:39:01,543 --> 00:39:03,511 If you're not there tomorrow, 683 00:39:03,545 --> 00:39:06,381 At 7:01, I'm closing my heart to you forever. 684 00:39:06,432 --> 00:39:10,251 Well, I won't be there. 685 00:39:29,288 --> 00:39:31,322 How'd the sting go? 686 00:39:31,356 --> 00:39:33,524 Oh. 687 00:39:33,542 --> 00:39:36,110 I'd much rather hear about rugby. 688 00:39:36,145 --> 00:39:39,580 Fair enough. Rugby is a real sport. 689 00:39:39,631 --> 00:39:42,600 Football's for... 690 00:39:56,982 --> 00:39:59,834 Hello? Hey. I've been calling you. 691 00:39:59,868 --> 00:40:01,853 There's nothing more to say. 692 00:40:01,887 --> 00:40:03,855 I got to my dad before the cops did. 693 00:40:03,889 --> 00:40:05,990 So I guess now you know 694 00:40:06,024 --> 00:40:08,993 Why I don't talk to you about things. 695 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,627 Thanks for coming with me. 696 00:40:26,678 --> 00:40:28,679 I know this was a complicated one for you. 697 00:40:28,714 --> 00:40:31,682 When are things not complicated with serena van der woodsen? 698 00:40:35,854 --> 00:40:37,822 You want to talk about it? 699 00:40:46,548 --> 00:40:48,533 When the family tree falls, 700 00:40:48,567 --> 00:40:51,652 We all need a friend to lead us out of the woods... 701 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:58,709 Or into them. 702 00:41:07,402 --> 00:41:10,872 I didn't know you'd be here. I live here. 703 00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:15,076 I know. I just thought you'd, um, be with serena or something. 704 00:41:15,110 --> 00:41:18,346 Nope. 705 00:41:28,574 --> 00:41:30,408 But careful- 706 00:41:30,409 --> 00:41:33,744 Once darkness descends, true natures emerge, 707 00:41:33,779 --> 00:41:37,481 And everything is fair game until morning. 708 00:41:37,499 --> 00:41:41,135 X.O.X.O., gossip girl.