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Hey, Serena.

2
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Nate.

3
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This is Juliet.

4
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Here you go, grandpa.
This is Milo Humphrey, your grandson.

5
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We need to get our own
paternity test done.

6
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Milo's bracelet says his
blood type is o-negative.

7
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Likely, so is Milo's real father.

8
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I've been acting like I'm okay,
but I'm not.

9
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What if I stay like this forever?

10
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What if I never get over Chuck?

11
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When you dragged me
in from the alley,

12
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you didn't just save my life.

13
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You gave me the hope of a new one.

14
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To New York? You got me a ticket?

15
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We don't need tickets.
I'm Chuck Bass.

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Sync by YYeTs.net
www.addic7ed.com

17
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I don't understand.

18
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How can "Gossip Girl"
be down my first day at Columbia?

19
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Maybe Gossip Girl get kidnapped?
Unstable ex-boyfriend

20
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lock Internet
tattletale in basement...

21
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Dorota! What did I tell you?

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No more watching
"Law & Order: SVU"

23
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while you're breast-feeding.

24
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No, unlike those plebeians at N.Y.U.,
the students at Columbia

25
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actually respect and understand
the power of Gossip Girl.

26
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But how is my first
day supposed to matter

27
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if Gossip Girl isn't around
to tell people it does?

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Still nothing.

29
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Good.

30
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I forgot how exciting the
first day of school can be...

31
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a new fall wardrobe, fresh slate.

32
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The fact that Gossip Girl isn't
around to stir up trouble

33
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only makes it that
much more perfect.

34
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Or she could be
planning something big

35
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for your first day.
After all, the site says

36
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"under construction," not,
uh, "out of service."

37
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What are you doing up here?
I was worried.

38
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Just looking at your world.
It's magnificent.

39
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So if you really are the
big boss like you say,

40
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can you make it so that no one
comes up here and disturbs us??

41
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I already made the call.

42
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Well, the good thing
about no Gossip Girl...

43
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No Chuck.

44
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What about you?

45
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You're the one who
has to start college

46
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with an ex-boyfriend
loose on campus.

47
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Oh, there won't be any issues.
Nate and I are still friends,

48
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even if he is dating some
gorgeous blonde named Juliet.

49
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Oh, please. You are
Serena Van Der Woodsen.

50
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We've been on campus... what,
five minutes?

51
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I bet there's already

52
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an entire frat house filled
with guys fighting over you.

53
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And don't worry.
My jealousy issues are as over

54
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as surf fabrics for evening wear.

55
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Besides, we're carrying on

56
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our divide and conquer
strategy from Paris.

57
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But where will our neutral
meeting ground be?

58
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Hot & crusty will not possibly
do after Cafe Louis-Philippe.

59
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But Hamilton house will.

60
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So they do have a
Columbia chapter.

61
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You know, I always suspected
Nate was a member,

62
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but he would never fess up.

63
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He was right not to.
Their membership is so restricted

64
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they make soho house look
like a halfway house.

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So then how do we apply?

66
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We don't.

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Incoming students are selected
by an anonymous board of alumni.

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If you dare to think
you were chosen,

69
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you have to find the keymaster
on the first day of class.

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Either a key or white-hot
shame awaits you.

71
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Then let's go receive
our new accessories.

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Hello?

73
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I'm dreading this.

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As much as the truth
might be a relief,

75
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it's also the toughest thing
he'll ever have to face.

76
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Well, just be prepared.
Who knows how he'll react?

77
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He may not even believe you.

78
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And genetics don't lie,

79
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even though some doctors who
administer paternity tests do.

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I'm here. Wish me luck.

81
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Good luck, my darling.

82
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Hey, dad.

83
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Is everything okay?

84
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Is Georgina home?

85
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No. She should be back from
her spa trip any moment.

86
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Why? Why? What's going on?

87
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Hey, man.

88
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I meant to give this
back to you last night.

89
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This summer was...
Very rewarding, but I'm done.

90
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You and Serena back on?

91
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No. No, but I'm good.

92
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I, uh, I met this girl I like.

93
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Now if I could only get
her to go out with me.

94
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Have faith.

95
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If a good woman can change me,

96
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surely one can date you.

97
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Good morning, Nate.
It's nice to see you.

98
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Nice to see you, Eva.

99
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Everything's so different.

100
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I keep wanting to call him Henry.

101
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It's a long story,
but it has a happy ending.

102
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Should I make us some breakfast?

103
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You don't have to make
anything for anyone.

104
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You can have whatever you
want at the touch of a button.

105
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Now Simone is waiting for you
in the spa on the second floor.

106
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Just tell her what
you'd like to eat.

107
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She'll have it delivered before
your massage... or after.

108
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It's entirely up to you.

109
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This is crazy.
Your life is... perfect.

110
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Now so is yours.

111
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So, Henry, why do I
get the impression

112
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that you might not have told
her your whole life story?

113
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Wow, and I thought college

114
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was gonna be different
than high school.

115
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Who would want that?

116
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Sorry, but this is a private club.

117
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No has-beens allowed.

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Penelope. Good to see you,
too. Long time.

119
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Clearly, standards have slipped
if you're a member here.

120
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To whom should I speak
to have you removed

121
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once we get our keys?

122
00:06:05,981 --> 00:06:10,030
The wall. My great-aunt-
she was a founding member.

123
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Ah. Nepotism.

124
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That explains it.
Now if you don't mind,

125
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would you direct
us to the keymaster

126
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and then get me some cashews?
I'm famished.

127
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Those two? We're so in.

128
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Oh, no, it's her.

129
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You know the keymaster?
That's perfect.

130
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Well, maybe.

131
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We're here to get our keys.

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Blair Waldorf,
Serena Van Der Woodsen.

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Hi. We've met.

134
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I'm... sorry. We have?

135
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At Dan Humphrey's, with Nate.

136
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Oh. Right. Serena.

137
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This is why I hate it when
best friends show up together.

138
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Unfortunately,
I'm down to my very last key,

139
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which means... only one
of you made the list.

140
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Only one?

141
00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,190
It's okay.

142
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We'll find a different
meeting place,

143
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like the library or
bookstore or Starbucks.

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This key is for Blair Waldorf.

145
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Sorry for the silent
treatment, gossips.

146
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But everyone needs
the occasional r & r,

147
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even yours truly.

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Lucky for you,

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I observed a sacred upper
east side tradition

150
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and had a little work
done while I was gone.

151
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Now enough with the pleasantries.

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Time for the dirt.

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I spy with my many eyes...

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Chuck Bass returning
from Paris yesterday

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with a pretty, new fall accessory.

156
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But if she's the kind
of girl you bring home

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to meet your stepmother,
why is Chuck visiting lily solo?

158
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I'm so sorry. I know how
much Milo means to you.

159
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I just can't... believe this.

160
00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,700
Why? Why would
Georgina do this? How...

161
00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:12,130
you want me to stick
around till she gets home?

162
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We can talk to her together,
figure this out.

163
00:08:14,121 --> 00:08:17,400
No, no, I-I think... I think I
need to handle this on my own.

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Thanks, dad.

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Also spotted-
lonely boy's baby mama

166
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looking like one hot mama
on the beach in St. Barts.

167
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If she's flown the coop,

168
00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,650
who's cleaning up her baby's poop?

169
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And what about Serena and Blair?

170
00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,239
It seems our girls have
started their college careers

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with a social call
to Hamilton house.

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I'm sorry, Serena,
but this club is for members only.

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Great. I'll see myself out then.

174
00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:05,910
But if b. Is the one holding
the key to the kingdom,

175
00:09:05,990 --> 00:09:08,620
guess Serena is out in the cold.

176
00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,550
I'm sorry for what
happened with Jenny.

177
00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,750
She was in a bad place.
I could've helped her.

178
00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:16,820
Instead, I just used her pain
for my own self-destruction.

179
00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,440
Thank you for the apology.

180
00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:20,380
And welcome home.

181
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,050
Please don't disappear again.

182
00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,110
I don't intend to.

183
00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:27,149
I just hope everyone's as
relieved to see me as you are.

184
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,720
Well, let's not ask for too
much off the bat, shall we?

185
00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,860
So tell me what happened.

186
00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:37,990
I heard about the mugging
from Serena, but then...

187
00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:39,850
I, um, met someone.

188
00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:41,400
Someone wonderful.

189
00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:44,130
She found me,
nursed me back to health.

190
00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:45,950
Her name's Eva.

191
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,550
So when do I get to meet her?

192
00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:49,360
When do you feel it
would be appropriate

193
00:09:49,361 --> 00:09:50,899
to introduce her to everyone?

194
00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,229
I'm not going to lie.

195
00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:54,420
You haven't exactly
come home to a fan club.

196
00:09:54,690 --> 00:09:57,420
But let me talk to Rufus
and Eric, and, um,

197
00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,529
see if I can make some progress.

198
00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:00,630
I'd appreciate that.

199
00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:10,920
Why don't you bring Eva to
fashion's night out tomorrow?

200
00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,380
Everyone can meet and mingle

201
00:10:12,381 --> 00:10:13,740
without the pressure of a dinner.

202
00:10:13,741 --> 00:10:17,120
That sounds great. Thank you.
Thank you for everything.

203
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,049
Serena, I don't have to accept.

204
00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,510
Any club that'll
only take one of us

205
00:10:25,511 --> 00:10:26,940
is a club I don't
want to be a part of.

206
00:10:26,941 --> 00:10:27,690
Blair, stop it.

207
00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:30,030
I would never stand in the
way of your social progress.

208
00:10:30,031 --> 00:10:32,180
Besides, Hamilton house
isn't for me anyway.

209
00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:34,010
It's much more right bank.

210
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,260
That's why you're my best friend.

211
00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:37,410
Hey.

212
00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:40,560
Okay.

213
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,709
First day download
dinner tonight? Sorella?

214
00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:47,360
Of course. I'll see you later.

215
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,080
That's right. It's "sparks."

216
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,950
S-p-a-r...

217
00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,390
I'm sorry. Can you
hold on one moment?

218
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,240
Hello?

219
00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:05,099
Dan, hey. Uh, we didn't get much
of a chance to talk last night,

220
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:05,780
but I was...

221
00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:07,830
Is that Milo I hear?

222
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,710
Serena, this is a terrible time.
I'm sorry. Can I...

223
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,970
I'm... I'm gonna have to
call you later. All right?

224
00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:12,750
Later, man.

225
00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:17,790
Nate! How happy am I
to see a friendly face.

226
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:21,269
Walk me to class? I'm really lost.
Can you help me, please?

227
00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:24,030
You know what? I'm... I'm running late,
so... I'm sorry.

228
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,510
Okay. You know, it'd be really
great to catch for real, though.

229
00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,150
Blair and I are going to dinner tonight.
Do you wanna join?

230
00:11:30,151 --> 00:11:32,220
We could start our own club.

231
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,900
Un, you know what?
I'm already a part of this one.

232
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:34,880
I'm gonna go head in.

233
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,760
I'll call you back.

234
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,090
Chuck is in New York?

235
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,680
He came to see me this morning.

236
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,510
Thought I would just
tell you when I saw you.

237
00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:49,760
Well, Eric told me first.

238
00:11:49,761 --> 00:11:51,100
Apparently,
it was on "Gossip Girl."

239
00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,370
You have every right
to be upset with him,

240
00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:55,810
but we can't undo what's
already been done.

241
00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:59,840
He's trying to make amends,
take responsibility.

242
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,720
What else is there?

243
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:04,490
He met this woman who's
had a big impact on him.

244
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,759
You can see for yourself how much.

245
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,500
I invited them to the
party tomorrow night.

246
00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:10,559
And I would appreciate

247
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,040
if you would just give
them both a chance.

248
00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:18,170
Well, Jenny keeps telling
me it wasn't his fault.

249
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,000
Maybe it's time I believed her.

250
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,220
Thank you.

251
00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,230
? 318 00:15: 00:15:20,652 okay.
I'll see you soon.

252
00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:34,630
What do you think of this one?

253
00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:35,930
If I answered out loud,

254
00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:37,560
I'd probably be asked
to leave the store.

255
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,670
I'm afraid I have
to go see my lawyer.

256
00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:43,100
Apparently, disappearing
for three months

257
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:44,290
isn't good for business.

258
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,889
But I don't know which one
is appropriate for the event.

259
00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,950
Buy them all.
My card's with Leandra.

260
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,160
When you're finished,
the car's waiting outside.

261
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:53,250
Bye.

262
00:12:53,251 --> 00:12:53,940
Bye.

263
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,150
I don't know who's more excited
that you're in the house...

264
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,689
the girls that wanna
borrow your clothes

265
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,290
or the boys that
wanna take them off.

266
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,219
Oh, well, thanks for the
warning on both counts.

267
00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,680
But I have to ask...

268
00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:07,749
why didn't Serena get a key?

269
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,550
It just seems like kind
of an oversight to me.

270
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,950
I agree, but maybe it's not
the worst thing in the world.

271
00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:15,490
Isn't it nice to have something
that's just yours for a change?

272
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,090
Oh. Well, I...

273
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,500
I have to get back to campus.

274
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:24,229
Listen, I know that
you said that you had

275
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:25,850
plans with Serena tonight,
but maybe you can

276
00:13:25,851 --> 00:13:27,820
stop by the house for
a drink beforehand?

277
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,689
Inaugural martinis are a
hundred-year-old tradition,

278
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:33,220
and so are the
eager-to-please college boys.

279
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,000
I do hate to disrespect tradition.

280
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,030
Bye.

281
00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,620
Leandra, help. I'm stuck.

282
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:47,210
Oh, hello. Blair, right?

283
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:49,570
I'm Eva.

284
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:50,910
Yeah, I know who you are.

285
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:53,170
I'm just surprised
to see you here.

286
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,950
Oh, Chuck asked me to
come back with him.

287
00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:57,919
No, I don't mean in the city.
I mean in Carlos Miele.

288
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,310
I know. I can't believe it either.

289
00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:02,750
Chuck is so wonderful.

290
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:05,999
He's buying me a dress for a
party that his stepmother is...

291
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,360
look, if you wanna hole
up in Chuck's hotel suite

292
00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:09,890
and feed him croissants,
that's his business.

293
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,620
But introducing you to
his family? My friends?

294
00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:16,750
Blair, I don't... I don't
wanna hurt you in any way.

295
00:14:16,751 --> 00:14:19,260
Oh, you're the one that's gonna
end up being hurt, ma biche,

296
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:21,389
and not by me.
Chuck will soon realize

297
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:23,080
that it doesn't matter
if the dress is couture

298
00:14:23,081 --> 00:14:24,240
if the girl is off-the-rack.

299
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,960
And then, as with all
things that don't fit,

300
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,580
you'll be sent back to
where you came from.

301
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,580
Oh, and by the way,

302
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:34,190
if I were you, I'd wanna
accessorize with some gloves.

303
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,330
Not even a manicure can
mask those peasant hands.

304
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,759
And the only thing we know
about Georgina's whereabouts

305
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,050
is that she's in St. Barts?

306
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,450
I called every
resort I could find.

307
00:14:48,451 --> 00:14:50,790
There is no Georgina sparks
staying at any of them.

308
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:52,100
She could've moved to a
different island by now.

309
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,290
She... she could be staying
under a different name.

310
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,720
I don't know. But she took-
she took everything, Vanessa.

311
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:57,830
She took her passport. She's gone.

312
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:02,879
She left Milo, and I don't...

313
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,490
I don't think she's coming back.

314
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,059
So we know you dated royalty.

315
00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:11,400
Tell us what it's like.

316
00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:14,169
Well, dating a prince
isn't really different

317
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:15,230
than dating anyone else,

318
00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:18,180
except instead of flowers,
you get diamonds.

319
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,650
Another Martini, b.?

320
00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:23,290
Actually, I think Penelope
wants to get me a drink,

321
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,990
to make up for the
less-than-lovely welcome.

322
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,399
Hey, how far are you?

323
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,240
I'm starving.

324
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,010
I am so sorry, s.
I totally lost track of time.

325
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,910
Can you hang on a second?

326
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:43,960
Can I invite Serena?

327
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:47,280
It's club members only
tonight. I'm sorry.

328
00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,210
But don't tell her that
you're here, though.

329
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:51,190
You saw her face when
she didn't get a key.

330
00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:53,480
I just... I don't
want her to feel bad.

331
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,170
Where are you?

332
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,919
I'm just walking into my building.

333
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,829
The doormen are hopeless gossips.

334
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:03,880
You're not leaving, are you?

335
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,010
You still owe us tips
on dating royalty.

336
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,850
Can I take a rain check, s.?

337
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,620
I'm feeling more like

338
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,760
a bubble bath and bubbly tonight.

339
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,870
I guess I'll just
see you tomorrow.

340
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:21,050
Yeah.

341
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:21,920
Bye.

342
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:37,030
Thank you, Hamilton house.

343
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,199
Spotted...

344
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,520
b. Holding court
at Hamilton house.

345
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,090
Don't worry, s.

346
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:45,610
It's not your party,
but you can cry if you want to.

347
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,260
I was hoping I'd find you here.

348
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,190
And I was hoping you'd find me.

349
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,340
So I was wondering,

350
00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:04,320
does volunteering at
fashion's night out

351
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:05,860
mean you can't bring a date?

352
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,900
Not necessarily,

353
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,540
but I prefer not to mix
business with pleasure.

354
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:11,660
How long are you
gonna make me wait?

355
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,299
Serena's out of the picture.

356
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,620
Are you sure Serena
agrees with that?

357
00:17:15,621 --> 00:17:16,870
That's why she doesn't get a vote.

358
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,300
How about I volunteer?
And then that way,

359
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,900
it can be work for both of us.

360
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,250
You don't give up, do you?

361
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,110
I haven't had to try
this hard before.

362
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:28,260
It's... refreshing.

363
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:40,660
Were we supposed to meet up?

364
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:41,540
Last night we were,

365
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,500
but according to "Gossip Girl,
" you had a better offer.

366
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:44,960
I'm sorry.

367
00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,010
B., it's okay. I know you're
gonna have house events.

368
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,840
You just don't need
to cover it up.

369
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,319
I know. I was just drunk
on gin and attention.

370
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,489
And Juliet told me that
I shouldn't tell you

371
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,050
because it would
hurt your feelings.

372
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,700
And I know I shouldn't
have listened to her.

373
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,769
Juliet... the one who's dating my ex

374
00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:01,240
and swears she doesn't
remember my name?

375
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:02,960
She's concerned with
my feelings now?

376
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,920
If anything, she's the
one behind all of this.

377
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,270
All of this?

378
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,360
Oh, my gosh.

379
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:15,280
You can't believe
you didn't get in.

380
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,340
You've never lost before.

381
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,219
This isn't a conspiracy, Serena.

382
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:23,560
Face it. Hamilton house
just didn't want you.

383
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,550
I got it.

384
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:34,490
Oh, my God!

385
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:41,179
Did you just get a key?

386
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,330
Yep. And my mom said I'd never
get in unless I lost 10 pounds.

387
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,200
She's a bitch.

388
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,540
Eva, are you ready? We should go.

389
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,450
What's wrong?

390
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:13,410
You should go without me.

391
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,090
I thought you wanted
to meet everyone.

392
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:19,170
Yesterday, after you left me
at the shop, I ran into Blair.

393
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:22,570
Let me guess.

394
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,530
She took one look at you,
radiant in a beautiful gown,

395
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:30,000
and started shredding the
dress and your self-esteem.

396
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,700
Some of what she said made sense.

397
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,509
That's Blair. She wouldn't waste
her breath hurling insults

398
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:36,950
if she didn't think they'd land.

399
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,569
She reads people,
senses vulnerability.

400
00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,090
You just need to be
stronger than that.

401
00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:42,100
Easy for you to say.

402
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,460
You're used to all of this...

403
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:47,760
the cars and clothes, the spa,

404
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:49,610
the roof.

405
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,000
I'm not like you

406
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,050
or Blair.

407
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,420
When we walk into that party,

408
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,490
you'll see me through
everyone else's eyes,

409
00:19:58,491 --> 00:20:00,269
and it won't be so charming.

410
00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,691
It's not true.

411
00:20:02,674 --> 00:20:05,046
I'm glad you're not
too comfortable here.

412
00:20:05,047 --> 00:20:06,600
Honestly, it speaks
to your character.

413
00:20:06,601 --> 00:20:08,476
It's the reason
lily will love you,

414
00:20:08,477 --> 00:20:10,945
why everyone will once
they get to know you.

415
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,146
Okay.

416
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:19,486
I'll get dressed.

417
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,957
Can you...

418
00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:23,888
Can you tell me all
their names again?

419
00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:26,276
Lily...

420
00:20:26,277 --> 00:20:27,302
Lily...

421
00:20:27,303 --> 00:20:28,184
Rufus...

422
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,853
Rufus, Eric... Serena.

423
00:20:36,711 --> 00:20:39,058
You know, Elliot is the bow tie
master in our relationship,

424
00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:40,916
so I guess I can't wear one now

425
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,762
until he's home
visiting from Yale.

426
00:20:43,145 --> 00:20:45,401
Well, if your mother taught me,
I can teach you.

427
00:20:46,475 --> 00:20:48,677
Or we can call in the true expert.

428
00:20:49,853 --> 00:20:52,594
Your mother invited Chuck and
his new girlfriend tonight.

429
00:20:52,595 --> 00:20:54,772
She feels strongly
that he's changed.

430
00:20:54,773 --> 00:20:56,184
After talking it over,

431
00:20:57,599 --> 00:20:59,782
I think that we should
see for ourselves.

432
00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:01,317
Everybody deserves
a second chance.

433
00:21:01,318 --> 00:21:03,809
A second chance, sure,
but Chuck's had a bunch.

434
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,777
After a certain point,
a person's beyond redemption.

435
00:21:06,778 --> 00:21:08,248
Look, this is hard for me, too.

436
00:21:08,249 --> 00:21:11,680
And as upset as the Jenny
situation might make me,

437
00:21:11,681 --> 00:21:12,906
you just can't go
writing people off.

438
00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:13,983
You don't understand.

439
00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:15,470
It's not like what happened
between Chuck and Jenny

440
00:21:15,471 --> 00:21:16,565
was an isolated incident.

441
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,486
What do you mean not isolated?

442
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,085
I shouldn't have said anything.

443
00:21:20,686 --> 00:21:21,783
This is important, Eric.

444
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:24,326
What are you-
-What are you not telling me?

445
00:21:25,972 --> 00:21:27,653
When Jenny was a freshman,

446
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,710
Chuck tried to force
himself on her at a party.

447
00:21:32,942 --> 00:21:36,054
So I don't care what Chuck
says about being a changed man.

448
00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:38,376
What he did to Jenny
this time makes it clear.

449
00:21:39,017 --> 00:21:42,272
He has always been that person,
and he always will be.

450
00:21:44,051 --> 00:21:45,329
I'm sorry, Rufus.

451
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,896
All right, we're leaving.
We're not coming back here.

452
00:21:53,406 --> 00:21:55,224
Well, what did they say?

453
00:21:55,345 --> 00:21:56,740
That Milo would go
into foster care

454
00:21:56,741 --> 00:21:58,584
before he gets adopted,
which could take years.

455
00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,363
And until then, he would just
be moved from home to home,

456
00:22:01,364 --> 00:22:02,449
you know, with no real family,

457
00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:04,038
and I couldn't even see
him if I wanted to.

458
00:22:04,039 --> 00:22:04,985
That's awful.

459
00:22:04,986 --> 00:22:07,864
You think that's awful?
There's an entire wall of photos

460
00:22:07,865 --> 00:22:09,766
covered with kids
waiting to be adopted.

461
00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:12,407
I-I don't care if Milo's
not my biological son.

462
00:22:12,408 --> 00:22:13,828
He's not going into foster care.

463
00:22:13,829 --> 00:22:16,229
If Georgina does not turn up,
I'm keeping him.

464
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:21,210
Juliet, hey.

465
00:22:21,602 --> 00:22:22,840
Oh, hi, Serena.

466
00:22:23,032 --> 00:22:24,632
Uh, I actually can't
talk right now.

467
00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:26,088
I'm running late to
go help out downtown.

468
00:22:26,089 --> 00:22:26,958
Oh, come on.

469
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:29,009
Don't you think you're going a
little far to hold on to Nate?

470
00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:30,363
What are you talking about?

471
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,439
Serena, if this is about the keys,

472
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,490
as I said,
there was only one left,

473
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,650
and it was marked for Blair.

474
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,160
Really? Because I ran into a girl

475
00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:42,972
who got a key from
you this afternoon.

476
00:22:45,187 --> 00:22:49,080
Yes. Okay, it's true.
There were more keys,

477
00:22:49,081 --> 00:22:51,713
but I thought that it
would be even more awkward

478
00:22:51,714 --> 00:22:53,464
if I revealed that.

479
00:22:55,892 --> 00:22:58,010
I don't determine
who the keys go to.

480
00:22:58,011 --> 00:23:00,078
The alumni committee
makes that decision.

481
00:23:00,135 --> 00:23:01,346
At least, they usually do.

482
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,086
What do you mean?

483
00:23:02,087 --> 00:23:05,998
It wasn't them who didn't want you in.
It was someone else.

484
00:23:05,999 --> 00:23:07,310
Okay, then who?

485
00:23:10,091 --> 00:23:11,079
Blair?

486
00:23:11,678 --> 00:23:12,910
No, she wouldn't do that.

487
00:23:12,911 --> 00:23:15,163
You were on the list
until two nights ago.

488
00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:17,521
And when I called to find
out what had happened,

489
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:19,178
they said that Blair
Waldorf had called

490
00:23:19,179 --> 00:23:21,216
to give them more
information about you,

491
00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:22,551
including...

492
00:23:23,447 --> 00:23:25,668
Something about a sex tape...

493
00:23:26,665 --> 00:23:29,182
With a guy named Pete...

494
00:23:29,231 --> 00:23:30,405
Fairman?

495
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:32,333
Did you really think

496
00:23:32,334 --> 00:23:35,467
that she was ever gonna let you
steal her spotlight at Columbia?

497
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,693
Serena, I am so sorry.

498
00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:40,563
I shouldn't have said
anything. I just...

499
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,681
I would've hated for you
not to know the truth.

500
00:23:43,682 --> 00:23:45,982
They say old habits die hard.

501
00:23:45,983 --> 00:23:47,040
Sorry.

502
00:23:47,252 --> 00:23:49,549
But when it comes
to Serena and Blair,

503
00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:52,123
old jealousies die harder.

504
00:23:57,122 --> 00:23:58,474
And even if I drop out of school,

505
00:23:58,475 --> 00:24:02,060
it means I'd have to get a job.
I'd have to get a nanny.

506
00:24:02,837 --> 00:24:03,701
You know, what if I get one

507
00:24:03,702 --> 00:24:06,131
who spikes Milo's bottle
with Benadryl at nap time?

508
00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:09,338
I could... maybe help.

509
00:24:09,339 --> 00:24:11,318
Oh, you've been great,
but this is more than, like,

510
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,593
a-a good swaddle and formula runs.

511
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,658
I mean, I could move in,

512
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:19,568
and we could work it out

513
00:24:19,569 --> 00:24:21,200
the same way you were
gonna do it with Georgina.

514
00:24:21,201 --> 00:24:23,508
And I have mostly
morning classes, anyway.

515
00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:25,217
Whoa, Vanessa, hold on a second.

516
00:24:25,218 --> 00:24:29,366
This is... way beyond
girlfriend duty.

517
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,660
You know, you didn't
sign up for any of this.

518
00:24:31,661 --> 00:24:32,902
Neither did you.

519
00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:36,730
And today's the last day I can
withdraw from campus housing

520
00:24:36,731 --> 00:24:38,133
and get my money back.

521
00:24:38,233 --> 00:24:39,320
Are you sure?

522
00:24:40,337 --> 00:24:43,319
If Ted Danson and Tom
Selleck can do it,

523
00:24:43,739 --> 00:24:44,835
so can we.

524
00:24:45,303 --> 00:24:46,252
Right?

525
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,121
As long as it doesn't
make me Guttenberg.

526
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,137
Hi, lily!

527
00:25:04,138 --> 00:25:05,004
So wonderful!

528
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,287
How are you?

529
00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:24,337
Hey, have you guys seen Blair?

530
00:25:24,338 --> 00:25:27,523
Blair told me she was meeting
Juliet at Diane Von Furstenberg.

531
00:25:29,835 --> 00:25:30,831
Finally.

532
00:25:30,832 --> 00:25:33,817
Nothing makes it a party
like a Serena/Blair showdown.

533
00:25:33,818 --> 00:25:35,871
Prepare your cell phones, ladies.

534
00:25:41,893 --> 00:25:43,908
I'd never think I
would be so nervous.

535
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:45,521
Hey, I told you,
underneath all the pretty,

536
00:25:45,522 --> 00:25:48,155
they're all just starving wannabes.
Let's go find lily.

537
00:25:48,156 --> 00:25:50,534
My husband Rufus and my son Eric.

538
00:25:50,535 --> 00:25:51,914
How do you? Hello.
Heard so much about you.

539
00:25:51,915 --> 00:25:54,384
On second thoughts, why don't,
um, we get a drink?

540
00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:56,030
It might take the edge off.
Would you mind?

541
00:25:56,031 --> 00:25:57,009
Okay, yeah.

542
00:25:57,010 --> 00:25:58,165
Thank you.

543
00:25:58,741 --> 00:26:01,148
So are you gonna entertain us
with another song this year?

544
00:26:01,149 --> 00:26:03,248
Why don't we top off our glasses?

545
00:26:03,249 --> 00:26:05,446
And we can discuss
that in major detail.

546
00:26:05,447 --> 00:26:06,476
Wonderful.

547
00:26:08,774 --> 00:26:09,693
Ahem.

548
00:26:11,427 --> 00:26:13,956
Rufus, Eric. It's good to see you.

549
00:26:15,419 --> 00:26:16,934
Okay, I'm, uh, I'm sorry...

550
00:26:16,935 --> 00:26:18,872
you got a lot of nerve
showing your face here.

551
00:26:18,873 --> 00:26:20,362
I thought lily spoke with you.

552
00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:21,832
She did, but that was
before I found out

553
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,775
you tried to rape my
14-year-old daughter.

554
00:26:26,839 --> 00:26:29,482
I know nothing I can do
will make up for that night,

555
00:26:29,483 --> 00:26:31,596
but it was years ago.
I apologized to Jenny.

556
00:26:31,597 --> 00:26:33,792
She forgave me. Did something
happen to change your mind?

557
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,059
No, I just thought it was time
Rufus knew the whole story

558
00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:37,079
between you and Jenny.

559
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,232
I'm glad I did,
because now I can keep you

560
00:26:38,233 --> 00:26:39,504
the hell away from my family.

561
00:26:39,505 --> 00:26:41,328
I understand your anger,
and I'm truly sorry.

562
00:26:41,329 --> 00:26:43,340
But I want you to know that
I would never do anything

563
00:26:43,341 --> 00:26:46,035
to hurt your daughter or
anyone else ever again.

564
00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:51,282
If you'll excuse me...

565
00:26:51,507 --> 00:26:53,022
As a father, it's my
responsibility to make sure

566
00:26:53,023 --> 00:26:54,886
no one else's daughter
gets hurt like mine did.

567
00:26:54,887 --> 00:26:57,019
So where's this new
girlfriend lily told me about?

568
00:26:57,298 --> 00:26:59,327
She should know what
kind of a man you are.

569
00:27:04,709 --> 00:27:05,218
Is that her?

570
00:27:05,219 --> 00:27:07,502
No. It's obviously just
another social climber

571
00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:08,825
making a play for Chuck Bass.

572
00:27:08,826 --> 00:27:10,409
Whoever she is, she's not with me.

573
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:23,459
What's going on?
Flash sale on wrap dresses?

574
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:25,406
Better. Serena thinks
Blair blocked her

575
00:27:25,407 --> 00:27:27,363
from getting into Hamilton
house and is going

576
00:27:27,364 --> 00:27:29,042
"Jersey shore" on her ass.

577
00:27:29,043 --> 00:27:31,264
And "Gossip Girl's"
streaming it live.

578
00:27:32,498 --> 00:27:35,352
Oh, you couldn't stand my
stealing your spotlight!

579
00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,353
Why wouldn't Hamilton
house want you?

580
00:27:37,354 --> 00:27:39,598
Let's go see. I love car wrecks.

581
00:27:39,599 --> 00:27:40,345
Give it a minute.

582
00:27:40,346 --> 00:27:41,434
Yeah, while you were at N.Y.U.,

583
00:27:41,435 --> 00:27:44,198
begging for middle class
minions, I had a job!

584
00:27:44,199 --> 00:27:46,667
You can't seriously be
referring to your...

585
00:27:47,145 --> 00:27:48,542
We can watch from here.

586
00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:53,798
I learned a lot about the issues.

587
00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:55,438
You mean your daddy issues.

588
00:27:55,439 --> 00:27:57,246
Oh, like you're so healthy!

589
00:27:57,247 --> 00:27:59,412
"I love Chuck. I hate Chuck.
I love Chuck. I hate Chuck."

590
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:02,729
Oh, and who do you love?! Nate,
then Dan, then Dan again.

591
00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:04,965
Aaron, Gabriel, Carter, Tripp,

592
00:28:04,966 --> 00:28:07,501
then Dan again, then Nate again.

593
00:28:07,502 --> 00:28:08,795
Did your father finally fix that?

594
00:28:08,796 --> 00:28:11,179
'Cause he seemed pretty busy
giving your mom fake cancer.

595
00:28:15,648 --> 00:28:17,102
I think we've seen enough.

596
00:28:21,927 --> 00:28:24,523
We have to save our sister
from that crazy bitch.

597
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,627
Turns out I'm not the crazy one.

598
00:28:31,854 --> 00:28:33,210
Or the bitch.

599
00:28:34,591 --> 00:28:35,797
Champagne?

600
00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:40,050
Spotted...

601
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:43,784
S. and B. discovering
the joys of filmmaking.

602
00:28:45,581 --> 00:28:48,304
Smile for your close-up, Juliet.

603
00:28:53,903 --> 00:28:56,184
No, you don't really have
the Humphrey jaw, but...

604
00:28:57,938 --> 00:28:59,368
My name is on your
birth certificate,

605
00:28:59,369 --> 00:29:01,020
so I'm gonna be your dad.

606
00:29:01,244 --> 00:29:03,292
Vanessa's gonna be here,
so that means

607
00:29:03,293 --> 00:29:04,940
you're probably gonna be
the only kid at preschool

608
00:29:04,941 --> 00:29:06,036
who's seen
"the battleship Potemkin"

609
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:08,167
more times than "finding Nemo."

610
00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:11,389
Let's hope she brought some
pizza 'cause daddy's starving.

611
00:29:12,058 --> 00:29:13,003
You hungry?

612
00:29:16,686 --> 00:29:20,744
Oh! My sweet baby.
I missed you so much.

613
00:29:20,745 --> 00:29:21,496
What the hell-
what the hell you doing?

614
00:29:21,497 --> 00:29:24,526
Um, I'm back from the spa,
and much refreshed.

615
00:29:24,527 --> 00:29:25,451
Thank you for noticing.

616
00:29:25,452 --> 00:29:26,876
Georgina, I know you
weren't at the spa,

617
00:29:26,877 --> 00:29:28,711
and I know Milo is not my son.

618
00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:32,006
Dan, I'm... I'm sorry.
I-I can explain.

619
00:29:32,007 --> 00:29:32,735
I don't wanna hear this.

620
00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:36,111
You don't understand.
Someone was trying to kill me.

621
00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:38,664
Admittedly, your ploy to blame me

622
00:29:38,665 --> 00:29:40,821
for Serena not getting
into Hamilton house

623
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,747
would've worked in high school,
but not now.

624
00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:45,213
Did you really think I would
believe you over Blair?

625
00:29:46,216 --> 00:29:47,859
I don't know what
you're talking about...

626
00:29:48,289 --> 00:29:50,726
Or what just... happened here.

627
00:29:50,727 --> 00:29:52,888
We had Dorota film us earlier.

628
00:29:52,889 --> 00:29:55,109
"Gossip Girl"
played it as a favor.

629
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:57,249
She prefers to be the
only one screwing with us.

630
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:59,491
Hey, Juliet.
What's... what's going on?

631
00:29:59,492 --> 00:30:01,751
Serena's upset she didn't
get into Hamilton house.

632
00:30:01,752 --> 00:30:02,966
You purposely kept me out.

633
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,322
Why would I do that?

634
00:30:04,323 --> 00:30:06,748
Because you're jealous of
her relationship with Nate

635
00:30:06,749 --> 00:30:08,488
and her friendship with me,
obviously.

636
00:30:08,489 --> 00:30:11,979
Whatever twisted
frenemy/ex-boyfriend situation

637
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:14,785
you have going on, Serena,
it has nothing to do with me.

638
00:30:14,786 --> 00:30:16,995
I told you that the
alumni committee

639
00:30:16,996 --> 00:30:17,889
makes the decision...

640
00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:18,597
you seriously thought

641
00:30:18,598 --> 00:30:20,326
we wouldn't know anyone
on the committee?

642
00:30:20,364 --> 00:30:24,932
You can't. That's the "secret"
part of a secret committee.

643
00:30:25,218 --> 00:30:27,810
Unless the keymaster misbehaves.

644
00:30:28,182 --> 00:30:31,374
Half of the board members of
Bass industries are alumni.

645
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:33,040
One phone call
confirmed the obvious...

646
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:36,413
that Serena has always been
at the top of the list.

647
00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:38,382
Congratulations, darling.

648
00:30:39,551 --> 00:30:40,600
Key, please.

649
00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:00,013
Juliet.

650
00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,236
Ladies, champagne?

651
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,225
Juliet!

652
00:31:05,969 --> 00:31:08,160
Nate, are you really
going after her?

653
00:31:08,216 --> 00:31:10,168
I didn't find your
little show as charming

654
00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:11,285
as everyone else did.

655
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:14,377
Well, it wasn't meant to be.
What's going on?

656
00:31:14,378 --> 00:31:17,160
It's like ever since I got back,
you're angry with me.

657
00:31:17,161 --> 00:31:19,557
I-I thought we ended
things as friends.

658
00:31:19,558 --> 00:31:22,744
Serena, you cheated on me with Dan,
and then you dumped me,

659
00:31:22,745 --> 00:31:24,790
and then you disappeared
for the whole summer.

660
00:31:24,837 --> 00:31:27,457
And you come back acting
as if nothing's changed.

661
00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:28,587
But I did.

662
00:31:29,577 --> 00:31:32,148
And I guess it took me
until now to realize

663
00:31:32,149 --> 00:31:33,658
just how mad I am at you.

664
00:31:41,076 --> 00:31:43,144
When I got on the plane to Minsk,

665
00:31:43,145 --> 00:31:46,345
the guy from the bar wasn't
in the seat next to me.

666
00:31:46,346 --> 00:31:49,071
It was a Russian
businessman named Sergi.

667
00:31:49,948 --> 00:31:50,983
By the time we landed,

668
00:31:50,984 --> 00:31:53,094
we were platinum members
of the mile high club.

669
00:31:53,095 --> 00:31:54,746
Oh, why am I not surprised?

670
00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:56,429
We did it on the ground, too.

671
00:31:57,236 --> 00:32:00,006
Um, anyway, everything
would've been fine

672
00:32:00,007 --> 00:32:02,234
if he didn't tell his
loony wife Oksana

673
00:32:02,235 --> 00:32:04,152
that I was pregnant
with his child.

674
00:32:04,606 --> 00:32:06,077
She threatened to kill me.

675
00:32:06,078 --> 00:32:09,402
So then you escaped to Brooklyn.
But this is all just a cover

676
00:32:09,403 --> 00:32:10,982
'cause you're really
a Russian spy,

677
00:32:10,983 --> 00:32:12,784
like those women in Westchester.

678
00:32:12,793 --> 00:32:15,992
No. Uh, I mean, not that I
wasn't approached, 'cause I was.

679
00:32:15,993 --> 00:32:18,151
I came back because
three guys named Boris

680
00:32:18,152 --> 00:32:20,275
were paid a lot of
money to hunt me down.

681
00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:23,645
And then I realized if I
can make Oksana believe

682
00:32:23,646 --> 00:32:27,239
that it wasn't Sergi's baby,
she would leave me alone.

683
00:32:27,365 --> 00:32:29,285
I thought you were the
only guy decent enough,

684
00:32:29,286 --> 00:32:32,379
at least who I slept with,
to take on that responsibility.

685
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:34,385
I sent a fork to
the paternity test.

686
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:38,095
It was Sergi's. I just labeled it
"Dan Humphrey."

687
00:32:38,103 --> 00:32:39,906
Is this all supposed to
somehow be flattering?

688
00:32:39,907 --> 00:32:42,380
Yes. When you signed
the birth certificate,

689
00:32:42,381 --> 00:32:44,235
Oksana called off her cossacks.

690
00:32:44,236 --> 00:32:46,175
You saved my life and Milo's.

691
00:32:46,176 --> 00:32:47,176
And to show your thanks,

692
00:32:47,177 --> 00:32:49,983
you lied to me and you
abandoned your son.

693
00:32:49,984 --> 00:32:52,894
Look, I was free and clear
on a beach in St. Barts like

694
00:32:52,895 --> 00:32:55,380
a younger, hotter version of
Kathleen Turner in "body heat."

695
00:32:55,381 --> 00:32:57,378
But I missed Milo.

696
00:32:57,693 --> 00:32:59,043
I needed to come home.

697
00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:02,320
I called my parents,
and we spent the last 24 hours

698
00:33:02,321 --> 00:33:04,880
in an intensive family
therapy session.

699
00:33:04,881 --> 00:33:06,101
They're gonna let me move back in.

700
00:33:06,102 --> 00:33:07,328
I-I-I'm truly glad that

701
00:33:07,329 --> 00:33:10,041
you've gotten your priorities
straightened out here,

702
00:33:10,042 --> 00:33:13,860
but there... there's no way that
I'm letting you take this child.

703
00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:16,789
I'm sorry, Dan,
but it's not your choice.

704
00:33:18,181 --> 00:33:19,743
He's not your son.

705
00:33:30,793 --> 00:33:33,946
Georgina. What's going on?

706
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,450
Milo's going home.

707
00:33:45,449 --> 00:33:47,107
Rufus told me what happened.

708
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,941
You probably shouldn't
be seen speaking to me.

709
00:33:48,942 --> 00:33:50,619
I explained to him that

710
00:33:50,622 --> 00:33:53,451
Jenny confided in me a
while ago about the party

711
00:33:53,452 --> 00:33:56,907
and reassured him that she's
put the past in the past

712
00:33:56,908 --> 00:33:58,284
and wants to move on.

713
00:33:59,594 --> 00:34:00,972
I love you, Charles.

714
00:34:02,259 --> 00:34:05,437
And if Eva is everything
you say she is,

715
00:34:06,727 --> 00:34:08,328
I think she will, too.

716
00:34:10,747 --> 00:34:13,988
Is this Chuck's limo?
Can you take me to the hotel, please?

717
00:34:20,422 --> 00:34:21,190
Hey.

718
00:34:22,665 --> 00:34:24,476
I couldn't find your car.
They all look the same.

719
00:34:24,477 --> 00:34:25,332
Please let me explain.

720
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,398
There's nothing to say.
I told you this would happen.

721
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,737
Eva, it wasn't you I was
ashamed of. It was me.

722
00:34:29,738 --> 00:34:31,301
What can you have
to be ashamed of?

723
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,225
Everything I did until
the day I met you.

724
00:34:34,142 --> 00:34:35,634
Look, I should've told
you about my past,

725
00:34:35,635 --> 00:34:37,002
but I couldn't risk losing you.

726
00:34:37,003 --> 00:34:38,287
Well, I'm going now.

727
00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:41,969
So tell me, who the hell are you,
Chuck Bass?

728
00:34:42,349 --> 00:34:45,205
Sometimes, you just
have to come clean,

729
00:34:45,363 --> 00:34:48,647
no matter how many
dirty secrets come out.

730
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,599
Charlotte.

731
00:35:02,961 --> 00:35:04,756
Oh, I was hoping you'd be here.

732
00:35:05,154 --> 00:35:07,336
Hey, Blair. Will I see
you at my show tomorrow?

733
00:35:07,337 --> 00:35:08,540
I wouldn't miss it.

734
00:35:13,213 --> 00:35:14,312
Welcome home.

735
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:18,227
I'd like to say I'm glad,
but the jury's still out.

736
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,858
Apparently, you met Eva.

737
00:35:19,859 --> 00:35:21,120
Yeah, well,
I told you to come home.

738
00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:23,904
I never said it was gonna be easy.
Is she still with you?

739
00:35:23,905 --> 00:35:25,021
Not anymore.

740
00:35:25,075 --> 00:35:29,332
Wow. She lasted two days.
I'm impressed.

741
00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:35,033
It was good to see you, Blair.

742
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,164
You didn't leave.

743
00:35:40,165 --> 00:35:44,520
I'm not gonna lie. It was hard
to hear the things you've done.

744
00:35:44,862 --> 00:35:46,390
But I've seen the man you can be,

745
00:35:46,391 --> 00:35:49,422
and I choose to
believe in that man.

746
00:35:58,288 --> 00:36:00,008
Come on. Let's meet my family.

747
00:36:15,783 --> 00:36:17,181
Hey. I thought you left.

748
00:36:18,883 --> 00:36:21,062
I had to oversee gift bags.

749
00:36:22,085 --> 00:36:23,726
Some advice-
don't get into a fight

750
00:36:23,727 --> 00:36:25,424
at a party you helped organize.

751
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,229
So, awkward question...

752
00:36:28,597 --> 00:36:30,788
is it true you shut
Serena out because of me?

753
00:36:33,606 --> 00:36:36,141
When Serena walked into
Hamilton house, it just...

754
00:36:37,569 --> 00:36:38,723
Sort of hit me.

755
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:43,743
Your ex-girlfriend was gonna
be around all the time.

756
00:36:44,748 --> 00:36:47,294
Well, that's an
interesting reaction

757
00:36:47,295 --> 00:36:50,133
for someone who's not sure
they wanna go out with me.

758
00:36:50,689 --> 00:36:52,696
Maybe I'm more sure
than I thought.

759
00:37:07,902 --> 00:37:10,094
Once men have tasted caviar,

760
00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,768
it baffles me how they
settle for catfish.

761
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:26,344
Hey.

762
00:37:28,343 --> 00:37:29,367
How you doing?

763
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:30,830
Uh, I'm okay.

764
00:37:31,441 --> 00:37:33,127
I'm okay, I guess.

765
00:37:33,562 --> 00:37:34,544
I just talked to my dad,

766
00:37:34,545 --> 00:37:36,863
and he... he thinks I
should keep busy.

767
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,815
You know, throw myself into more
traditional college pastimes,

768
00:37:39,816 --> 00:37:41,668
like Noam Chomsky and beer pong.

769
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,671
Sounds like good advice.

770
00:37:43,672 --> 00:37:46,921
Easier said than done,
unfortunately.

771
00:37:47,618 --> 00:37:49,468
Look, I don't want to bug you,

772
00:37:49,469 --> 00:37:52,236
but the van's double-parked
downstairs with my boxes.

773
00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:54,620
So should I just have them take
everything back to the dorm?

774
00:37:54,621 --> 00:37:55,421
What do you mean?

775
00:37:55,422 --> 00:37:57,090
We don't have to do this, Dan.

776
00:37:57,091 --> 00:37:58,140
I mean, we made this decision

777
00:37:58,141 --> 00:38:00,015
when we thought Milo
was gonna be here.

778
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:08,914
I want you to stay.

779
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:14,979
Hey, I'm just curious.

780
00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:16,766
Did you pack that hideous bath mat

781
00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:18,066
that your mom made for you?

782
00:38:19,092 --> 00:38:20,327
It's a prayer rug.

783
00:38:20,374 --> 00:38:21,994
Oh. Okay.

784
00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:24,055
Well, is it wrong of me to pray
that it got lost in the move?

785
00:38:24,141 --> 00:38:26,703
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
It'll look great here.

786
00:38:27,213 --> 00:38:28,411
Come help me.

787
00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:33,935
So how was it,
seeing Chuck with Eva?

788
00:38:41,322 --> 00:38:42,868
Harder than I expected.

789
00:38:43,792 --> 00:38:45,693
But at least he's not
going to Columbia.

790
00:38:46,134 --> 00:38:47,220
No offense.

791
00:38:48,471 --> 00:38:49,527
Yeah, I-I guess

792
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:52,409
I just didn't expect
Nate to be so mad at me.

793
00:38:52,410 --> 00:38:53,831
I thought the only thing
he got upset about

794
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,594
was a badly rolled joint.

795
00:38:57,531 --> 00:38:58,963
But we both deserve better,

796
00:38:58,964 --> 00:39:00,974
and now that we're at Hamilton
house where we belong,

797
00:39:00,975 --> 00:39:02,032
we'll find it.

798
00:39:02,524 --> 00:39:04,794
I don't know. Even though
I was right about Juliet,

799
00:39:04,795 --> 00:39:08,334
you were right about me.
I did assume college would be easy.

800
00:39:08,335 --> 00:39:09,535
It'll get better.

801
00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:12,372
After all, you are
Serena Van Der Woodsen.

802
00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,974
And... you do have

803
00:39:15,975 --> 00:39:19,114
the best off-campus housing
of anyone at Columbia.

804
00:39:19,115 --> 00:39:20,491
What are you talking about?

805
00:39:20,811 --> 00:39:21,871
Follow me.

806
00:39:28,611 --> 00:39:29,735
What?!

807
00:39:30,690 --> 00:39:31,738
Ta-da!

808
00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:32,944
It's your new bedroom!

809
00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:35,656
Oh, my gosh! Blair!

810
00:39:35,657 --> 00:39:37,022
I put Dorota straight to work

811
00:39:37,023 --> 00:39:38,142
the minute I got back from Paris.

812
00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:39,685
You should've seen her
yelling at the decorator

813
00:39:39,686 --> 00:39:41,679
while Anastasia was
fast asleep in the ergo.

814
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,696
He say you cannot get
wallpaper done in time.

815
00:39:43,697 --> 00:39:46,062
I simply make clear he can.

816
00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,131
So what do you think?

817
00:39:48,132 --> 00:39:49,008
Oh!

818
00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,537
Can best friends live
together all year?

819
00:39:51,594 --> 00:39:52,834
Of course!

820
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,104
Rumor has it

821
00:39:56,105 --> 00:39:58,965
that s. And b. Changed
their relationship status

822
00:39:58,966 --> 00:40:01,251
from besties to roomies.

823
00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:18,636
Friends or lovers,

824
00:40:18,637 --> 00:40:20,998
moving in is risky business.

825
00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:29,427
Any time the rules change,

826
00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:31,855
you don't know how
they'll change you.

827
00:40:35,388 --> 00:40:36,558
We take the risk

828
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:39,388
because the payoff
can be so great.

829
00:40:43,952 --> 00:40:45,327
But the truth is,

830
00:40:45,379 --> 00:40:48,567
we never truly know who
we're living with...

831
00:40:55,308 --> 00:40:57,216
Or the company they keep.

832
00:40:58,764 --> 00:40:59,764
How are you?

833
00:41:00,235 --> 00:41:01,287
Depends.

834
00:41:01,908 --> 00:41:03,017
How are things going?

835
00:41:04,217 --> 00:41:06,975
The guys were easy,
but the girls are presenting

836
00:41:06,976 --> 00:41:08,973
a little bit more of a challenge.

837
00:41:10,247 --> 00:41:11,550
Apparently, sisterhood

838
00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:13,924
is alive and well on
the Upper East Side.

839
00:41:13,925 --> 00:41:15,233
How long can that last?

840
00:41:15,234 --> 00:41:16,348
Exactly.

841
00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:19,679
So you just keep your focus on
not getting raped or killed.

842
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,265
It's a minimum security prison.

843
00:41:21,266 --> 00:41:23,029
And you are hot.

844
00:41:23,764 --> 00:41:25,938
Even white collar
criminals get lonely.

845
00:41:26,258 --> 00:41:27,336
Don't worry.

846
00:41:28,158 --> 00:41:29,143
We'll get it done.

847
00:41:29,144 --> 00:41:30,478
I promise.

848
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:36,091
Better watch out, kids.
Trouble's moving in,

849
00:41:36,092 --> 00:41:39,559
and it's looking to make the
Upper East Side its bitch.

850
00:41:39,678 --> 00:41:42,689
X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.

851
00:41:42,889 --> 00:41:45,089
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