1 00:00:00,576 --> 00:00:01,813 Gossip Girl here. 2 00:00:01,814 --> 00:00:03,264 Your one and only source into the scandalous 3 00:00:03,265 --> 00:00:05,779 lives of the Manhattan's elite. 4 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:07,172 Hey! Hey! Hey! Are you kidding me? 5 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,298 Hey, you again. 6 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:09,397 Tell me why you're drinking alone, 7 00:00:09,398 --> 00:00:10,745 and I'll you anything you want. 8 00:00:10,746 --> 00:00:13,252 I thought I could start over, but it turns out 9 00:00:13,418 --> 00:00:16,234 college is just high school with more expensive books. 10 00:00:16,235 --> 00:00:18,424 Now I'm in with Serena, and I can find something 11 00:00:18,425 --> 00:00:19,559 even bigger to take her down with. 12 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,150 I better not find out that this was about protecting Nate. 13 00:00:22,151 --> 00:00:23,945 If you're falling for him... I'm not. 14 00:00:23,946 --> 00:00:24,575 You sure about this? 15 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:25,742 The Captain is being charged 16 00:00:25,743 --> 00:00:27,610 with embezzlement and fraud. 17 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,583 There's a different way to get our lives back, dad, 18 00:00:29,584 --> 00:00:31,201 one that doesn't require another felony. 19 00:00:31,202 --> 00:00:33,699 You be a man and you turn yourself in. 20 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,376 The moment you slept with Jenny Humphrey... 21 00:00:35,377 --> 00:00:36,772 that was the best thing that ever happened to me 22 00:00:36,773 --> 00:00:38,178 because I got over you. 23 00:00:38,179 --> 00:00:38,786 If that's the truth, 24 00:00:38,787 --> 00:00:40,405 then why haven't you told anyone about Jenny? 25 00:00:40,406 --> 00:00:41,064 You wouldn't. 26 00:00:41,065 --> 00:00:42,272 I need to get an interview for someone 27 00:00:42,273 --> 00:00:46,011 who will be applying to Parsons. Her name's Jenny Humphrey. 28 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:47,465 234 29 00:00:48,901 --> 00:00:50,066 and who am I? 30 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,376 That's a secret I'll never tell. 31 00:00:53,728 --> 00:00:55,049 You know you love me. 32 00:00:55,562 --> 00:00:58,550 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 33 00:01:20,913 --> 00:01:21,983 Hello? 34 00:01:27,252 --> 00:01:28,352 Somebody there? 35 00:01:35,373 --> 00:01:36,198 Who's there? 36 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:52,312 ? 38 00:01: 00:01:48,607 I know it's you, Chuck! 37 00:01:56,947 --> 00:01:58,688 Aah! 38 00:02:01,025 --> 00:02:01,980 Help! 39 00:02:01,981 --> 00:02:03,406 Somebody help! 40 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:14,705 They say waking up is hard to do... 41 00:02:19,921 --> 00:02:22,097 Especially when you're not alone. 42 00:02:22,597 --> 00:02:25,636 * Goldie was a tiny dancer * 43 00:02:25,637 --> 00:02:28,268 * She'd say, "hold me closer" * 44 00:02:28,472 --> 00:02:31,820 * Eyes filled with words of love * 45 00:02:31,981 --> 00:02:34,507 *Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh * 46 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:37,439 * I remember every * 47 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,536 * Silver teardrop * 48 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:45,977 What have we here? 49 00:02:46,483 --> 00:02:48,574 Bed unslept in, 50 00:02:48,575 --> 00:02:51,042 hair in missionary disarray, 51 00:02:51,156 --> 00:02:53,846 and yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it. 52 00:02:53,847 --> 00:02:54,732 No shame. 53 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,372 For your information, we just stayed up talking all night. 54 00:02:57,373 --> 00:03:01,055 Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name? 55 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,660 Colin. The cab stealer. 56 00:03:02,661 --> 00:03:04,492 Oh, well, you showed him. 57 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:08,391 It turns out he actually has some redeeming qualities. 58 00:03:08,392 --> 00:03:11,204 He's handsome in an old Hollywood way. He's smart. 59 00:03:11,205 --> 00:03:12,469 And even though he's a businessman, 60 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:15,249 he's more interested in talking about Lichtenstein and Warhol, 61 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,571 which he collects, by the way. 62 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,092 So what are you doing here? 63 00:03:18,093 --> 00:03:20,394 He also collects women that he puts into cabs... 64 00:03:20,395 --> 00:03:21,848 a new one each morning... 65 00:03:22,085 --> 00:03:24,105 and I'm not gonna be one of them. I won't be. 66 00:03:25,690 --> 00:03:27,703 What's wrong with you? You look exhausted. 67 00:03:27,704 --> 00:03:31,381 Ugh. I had another Chuck nightmare. It was awful. 68 00:03:31,382 --> 00:03:33,246 I was in "wait until dark." 69 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,957 And I knew that he was there, 70 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:37,533 just lying in wait like in real life. 71 00:03:37,973 --> 00:03:40,977 But then when he attacked me, he turned out to be a she. 72 00:03:40,978 --> 00:03:43,588 Like Chuck in drag or an actual girl? 73 00:03:43,589 --> 00:03:45,551 I don't know! I was blind. 74 00:03:45,552 --> 00:03:47,393 Well, it makes sense you're dreaming about being attacked 75 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,048 ever since Chuck declared war. 76 00:03:49,261 --> 00:03:52,387 I guess. But then why a girl? 77 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,060 And that hair... 78 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:55,675 so long and... 79 00:03:56,810 --> 00:04:00,306 B., hey, can we talk about this on our way to school? 80 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:01,130 Without the cab stealer, 81 00:04:01,131 --> 00:04:02,667 I have no excuse for being late for a class, 82 00:04:02,668 --> 00:04:04,623 and I promised the dean I'd be a model student. 83 00:04:05,397 --> 00:04:07,781 Uh, I'm gonna meet you there. 84 00:04:08,524 --> 00:04:10,331 There's something I need to do first. 85 00:04:10,611 --> 00:04:11,352 Okay. 86 00:04:15,837 --> 00:04:17,375 Hey, man. What are you doing up so early? 87 00:04:17,376 --> 00:04:20,728 Oh, just visiting my dad. Thought I'd check in. You okay? 88 00:04:20,908 --> 00:04:23,637 Yeah, well, Vanessa went to stay with her folks for a while so... 89 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:24,306 Sorry, man. 90 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,814 Probably for the best, though, right? 91 00:04:25,815 --> 00:04:28,135 Yeah, I suppose. I guess part of her 92 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:29,697 just believes that I'll always be in love with Serena 93 00:04:29,698 --> 00:04:30,555 no matter what I say. 94 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:32,692 Yeah. Crazy. 95 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:33,791 So, uh, what about you? 96 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:35,318 How was your big night with Juliet? 97 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,289 Totally worth the wait. 98 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,719 At least I thought so. 99 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,706 Huh? What do you mean? 100 00:04:39,707 --> 00:04:42,335 This morning, she bolted. She said she couldn't skip class. 101 00:04:42,336 --> 00:04:42,965 So? 102 00:04:42,966 --> 00:04:44,679 So I thought she'd want to hang. 103 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,101 You know, maybe have breakfast at Tom's, 104 00:04:47,102 --> 00:04:48,968 stay in bed all day. I don't know. 105 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:49,865 Right, well, I'm gonna ignore the fact 106 00:04:49,866 --> 00:04:51,379 that you have the best problems ever, 107 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,854 and tell you just not to read too much into it. 108 00:04:52,855 --> 00:04:53,776 I know this might come as a shock, 109 00:04:53,777 --> 00:04:55,637 but maybe she didn't want to skip class. 110 00:04:55,638 --> 00:04:58,348 All right. I gotta go. Talk to you later. 111 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:04,374 Juliet? 112 00:05:06,855 --> 00:05:07,748 Nate? 113 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:12,314 Hey. 114 00:05:12,427 --> 00:05:14,874 Oh, so the campus crusade continues? 115 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:17,328 You haven't punished Blair enough for driving Eva away? 116 00:05:17,329 --> 00:05:18,850 As I told her, I've hardly begun. 117 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,384 Besides, I actually like it here. 118 00:05:20,846 --> 00:05:21,577 Chuck. 119 00:05:22,192 --> 00:05:24,598 From what I hear, they've got someone big to replace Martha 120 00:05:24,599 --> 00:05:26,521 for the psychology of business lecture. 121 00:05:26,522 --> 00:05:29,981 Apparently, he's fortune 500. I'm curious to meet the man, 122 00:05:29,982 --> 00:05:31,725 see what lessons there are to be learned. 123 00:05:31,726 --> 00:05:33,171 Speaking of, where's Blair? 124 00:05:33,172 --> 00:05:35,428 Don't tell me she threw in the towel after just one round? 125 00:05:35,429 --> 00:05:36,298 She'll be here. 126 00:05:36,854 --> 00:05:39,055 Uh, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit with them. 127 00:05:39,223 --> 00:05:41,903 From what I hear, badminton players know how to handle a shuttlecock. 128 00:05:45,694 --> 00:05:46,863 Hold the door, please. 129 00:05:48,861 --> 00:05:51,131 Colin. Hey. What are you doing here? 130 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,683 This is psychology of business, right? 131 00:05:53,684 --> 00:05:54,680 Yeah, but... 132 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:58,343 Oh, no. Don't tell me you're... 133 00:05:58,344 --> 00:05:59,492 The new professor. 134 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,466 I take it from your less than glowing enthusiasm 135 00:06:01,467 --> 00:06:03,089 that you are now one of my... 136 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:04,758 Students. Yes. 137 00:06:04,759 --> 00:06:07,960 They say life is full of surprises, 138 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:12,295 that our dreams really can come true. 139 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:16,416 Hello? 140 00:06:18,094 --> 00:06:19,086 Then again, 141 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,234 so can our nightmares. 142 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:26,280 Anybody there? 143 00:06:33,116 --> 00:06:35,167 Welcome home, Jenny Humphrey. 144 00:06:35,168 --> 00:06:36,532 We've missed you. 145 00:06:37,907 --> 00:06:39,184 Blair, whatever you're about to do, 146 00:06:39,185 --> 00:06:41,015 my dad and lily are gonna be home any minute. 147 00:06:41,016 --> 00:06:42,436 Not to worry, Little J. 148 00:06:42,437 --> 00:06:45,417 This is going to be a very short conversation. 149 00:06:45,957 --> 00:06:48,392 I let you walk away after you whored yourself out to Chuck 150 00:06:48,393 --> 00:06:50,253 because I assumed you were smart enough 151 00:06:50,254 --> 00:06:51,887 never to come back. 152 00:06:52,597 --> 00:06:53,323 I might've been willing 153 00:06:53,324 --> 00:06:56,341 to make exceptions for holidays, birthdays, 154 00:06:56,342 --> 00:06:58,027 health emergencies of immediate family members, 155 00:06:58,028 --> 00:07:00,554 but I don't believe any of those scenarios apply. 156 00:07:00,555 --> 00:07:01,579 Blair, I'm just here for one day. 157 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:02,819 I have an interview with Tim Gunn, 158 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:04,933 and if everything goes well, then he'll write me 159 00:07:04,934 --> 00:07:06,616 a recommendation letter for Parsons. 160 00:07:06,617 --> 00:07:08,905 Parsons is still in Manhattan, is it not? 161 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:09,824 Lower Manhattan. 162 00:07:09,825 --> 00:07:11,236 It's a hundred blocks away from the Upper East Side... 163 00:07:11,237 --> 00:07:13,748 semantics. You were banished. 164 00:07:14,639 --> 00:07:16,914 If people think I'm not a woman of my word, 165 00:07:16,915 --> 00:07:18,859 the whole system could break down. 166 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:22,785 Look, Blair, I'm not looking to destabilize your social order. 167 00:07:22,786 --> 00:07:24,568 You know how much fashion means to me, 168 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,368 and Parsons is the school for it. 169 00:07:26,607 --> 00:07:28,825 I'll call you a car to take you back to Hudson 170 00:07:28,826 --> 00:07:30,468 and wait while you pack. 171 00:07:34,194 --> 00:07:35,671 How about a day pass? 172 00:07:35,921 --> 00:07:38,018 I promise I'll leave directly after my interview. 173 00:07:38,019 --> 00:07:40,810 And, you know, who knows if Tim Gunn's even gonna like my work? 174 00:07:40,811 --> 00:07:43,663 But either way, I promise I won't set foot in Manhattan 175 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,306 for the rest of the year, not even Christmas. 176 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,989 Jenny-free holiday season. 177 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:51,403 It's been on my wish list for quite some time. 178 00:07:54,245 --> 00:07:56,335 Amnesty till midnight. 179 00:07:56,336 --> 00:07:57,226 Thank you. 180 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:58,676 I'm not done. 181 00:07:59,176 --> 00:08:00,534 There are terms. 182 00:08:00,977 --> 00:08:03,285 See no one, speak to no one, 183 00:08:03,286 --> 00:08:04,631 and don't step foot outside this apartment 184 00:08:04,632 --> 00:08:06,094 except for your interview. 185 00:08:06,254 --> 00:08:07,110 Fine. 186 00:08:07,433 --> 00:08:08,687 Good-bye, Little J. 187 00:08:09,395 --> 00:08:11,306 I look forward to never seeing you again. 188 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,893 So... 189 00:08:18,152 --> 00:08:19,672 Running into each other at a prison. 190 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:22,185 That's... kind of awkward. 191 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:25,619 Yeah, especially because you said you were going to class. 192 00:08:26,928 --> 00:08:28,016 Were you following me or something? 193 00:08:28,017 --> 00:08:31,223 No. No, I wasn't following you, okay? 194 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:33,301 I'm visiting my dad. 195 00:08:33,302 --> 00:08:35,230 He's in for fraud and embezzlement. 196 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,735 He just got transferred down from upstate. 197 00:08:37,736 --> 00:08:39,667 Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me? 198 00:08:39,668 --> 00:08:42,672 Well, it's usually not a part of my "a" game pillow talk. 199 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:44,479 I mean, it was in all the papers. 200 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,879 I thought you might know, 201 00:08:46,087 --> 00:08:47,674 and... and I wouldn't have to talk about it. 202 00:08:47,675 --> 00:08:50,707 No, I-I didn't. 203 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,999 I'm sorry. I wasn't living in the city then. 204 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,865 No, it's okay. 205 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,811 It's nice to actually have someone to talk to 206 00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:57,222 who might understand. 207 00:08:58,873 --> 00:08:59,882 So who are you here for? 208 00:08:59,883 --> 00:09:01,357 Your brother you were telling me about? 209 00:09:01,358 --> 00:09:02,189 No. 210 00:09:03,288 --> 00:09:04,612 I'm a volunteer... 211 00:09:05,469 --> 00:09:07,372 For the prison literacy program. 212 00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:10,021 Why didn't you just tell me that this morning? 213 00:09:10,022 --> 00:09:12,993 Look, all I wanted to do was stay in bed with you, and... 214 00:09:13,544 --> 00:09:15,332 I don't know. I guess I just felt weird 215 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:18,080 bailing on you for some convicts. 216 00:09:18,081 --> 00:09:19,211 Like you said, 217 00:09:19,212 --> 00:09:21,412 not exactly the best pillow talk. 218 00:09:21,413 --> 00:09:23,620 Well, I think it's great you do something like that. 219 00:09:25,616 --> 00:09:26,713 All right, I gotta get going 220 00:09:26,714 --> 00:09:27,893 before my dad wonders where I am. 221 00:09:27,894 --> 00:09:30,307 But, um, is it cool if I swing by later, 222 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,660 check out your class? 223 00:09:34,685 --> 00:09:36,442 Oh, no. Um... 224 00:09:36,871 --> 00:09:38,175 I just got a text message 225 00:09:38,176 --> 00:09:41,023 saying that my session was canceled. 226 00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:45,009 I'll see you back in the city? 227 00:09:45,173 --> 00:09:45,938 Okay. 228 00:09:54,471 --> 00:09:55,034 Hey. 229 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,316 You are never going to believe who's back in town. 230 00:09:57,317 --> 00:09:58,128 What's wrong? 231 00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:00,666 Our new psychology of business professor is Colin, 232 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,997 the guy from last night. 233 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,165 Cab guy? What are the odds? 234 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,340 I can't believe this is happening. 235 00:10:05,341 --> 00:10:06,525 I'm already on thin ice with the dean. 236 00:10:06,526 --> 00:10:07,536 What am I supposed to do? 237 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,903 Nothing. You make sure that he knows that there will be 238 00:10:09,904 --> 00:10:11,903 no more cuddling or art talk 239 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,923 and that you expect to be treated exactly the same 240 00:10:13,924 --> 00:10:15,670 as if the two of you had never met. 241 00:10:15,671 --> 00:10:17,794 I really like him, though. 242 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:20,398 But I'll talk to him. 243 00:10:20,781 --> 00:10:23,047 Office hours! Not his apartment! 244 00:10:23,202 --> 00:10:23,959 Bye. 245 00:10:24,287 --> 00:10:24,871 Bye. 246 00:10:27,645 --> 00:10:28,884 Did you happen to know 247 00:10:28,885 --> 00:10:30,915 that Jenny Humphrey was back on my island? 248 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:32,861 Really? She must have a lot of nerve, 249 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:35,033 considering you banned her from the city. 250 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,275 If people found out she defied you... 251 00:10:36,276 --> 00:10:39,082 they won't. And let me remind you, 252 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,350 I sent her packing for both of our sakes. 253 00:10:41,582 --> 00:10:42,551 If it was ever made public 254 00:10:42,552 --> 00:10:45,099 that you had a dangerous liaison with a teenage Brooklynite 255 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,524 who also technically is your stepsister, 256 00:10:47,525 --> 00:10:48,634 you'd be socially guillotined. 257 00:10:48,635 --> 00:10:49,523 Well, I'd be mad 258 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,974 to have anything to do with her return then, wouldn't I? 259 00:10:54,845 --> 00:10:56,229 Arthur, pull the car around. 260 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,101 It's time to make the stop I requested. 261 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:01,228 Reporting for duty! 262 00:11:01,229 --> 00:11:02,212 I need you three little pigs 263 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:04,037 to huff and puff over to the Van Der Woodsens'. 264 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,978 You're on stakeout. Jenny Humphrey is back. 265 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:09,510 She's violating your order to exile? 266 00:11:09,511 --> 00:11:11,255 I gave her a day pass, 267 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:13,436 but she is not to move one inch outside that building 268 00:11:13,437 --> 00:11:14,675 without me knowing. Got it? 269 00:11:14,676 --> 00:11:15,965 Nothing could be more entertaining 270 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,486 than bottle blonde recon. But we'll still dying to know 271 00:11:18,487 --> 00:11:20,332 why you deported Jenny in the first place. 272 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:25,162 Yours is not to wonder why. Yours is to do or die. 273 00:11:25,163 --> 00:11:26,039 Go! 274 00:11:29,717 --> 00:11:31,476 I can't believe I didn't know you were coming back. 275 00:11:31,477 --> 00:11:32,586 Well, I'm only here for a day. 276 00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:34,209 I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. 277 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:35,843 If dad put out a spread like this every time you came home, 278 00:11:35,844 --> 00:11:37,221 I'd be inviting you more often. 279 00:11:37,552 --> 00:11:38,306 Thanks? 280 00:11:38,492 --> 00:11:41,479 Well, these are so lovely. I can see why Tim Gunn 281 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,878 is dying to meet with you. 282 00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:44,598 Are you kidding? He knows what I do. 283 00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:46,526 Parsons would be lucky to have her. 284 00:11:46,527 --> 00:11:48,617 Hey, how about, uh, dinner at Babbo tonight, 285 00:11:48,618 --> 00:11:50,313 celebrate us all being back together? 286 00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:53,443 Um, I'd actually kinda rather stay in, if that's okay. 287 00:11:53,444 --> 00:11:55,035 Um, dad's chili? 288 00:11:55,036 --> 00:11:56,627 What? When have you ever passed up Babbo? 289 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,620 Yeah, I know, but I have a, um, a couple finishing touches 290 00:11:59,621 --> 00:12:02,617 to do on my dresses, so if you guys will excuse me... 291 00:12:03,648 --> 00:12:04,719 I'm sorry, Rufus, 292 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,147 but the chili... the smell, it lingers. 293 00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:08,649 What? Must be the cumin. 294 00:12:12,707 --> 00:12:14,451 Okay, so what's really going on? 295 00:12:14,452 --> 00:12:17,183 Well, Blair stopped by with her welcome wagon. 296 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:17,998 I don't know why 297 00:12:17,999 --> 00:12:19,725 I thought I could sneak back in for a day, but... 298 00:12:19,982 --> 00:12:22,004 Well, how did she know you were here before I did? 299 00:12:22,005 --> 00:12:23,990 She's the wicked witch of the Upper East Side. 300 00:12:23,991 --> 00:12:25,169 You know, I'm sure one of her monkeys 301 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:27,147 spotted me getting off the train or something. 302 00:12:27,657 --> 00:12:29,453 But it's fine. She's giving me a day pass 303 00:12:29,454 --> 00:12:32,392 as long as I don't see or talk to anyone. 304 00:12:32,393 --> 00:12:33,653 That's ridiculous. 305 00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:37,586 Yeah, it is 100% vintage crazy-ass Blair. 306 00:12:37,587 --> 00:12:40,672 But really, though, I mean, I have no interest in going back 307 00:12:40,673 --> 00:12:42,909 to being g.I. Jenny and warring with Blair. 308 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,242 How very Gandhi of you. 309 00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:46,489 But in case eastern philosophy does fail you, 310 00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:48,148 how about I meet you downtown after my class 311 00:12:48,149 --> 00:12:49,433 and I can escort you back up here? 312 00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:50,391 Thanks, but really, 313 00:12:50,392 --> 00:12:52,862 the only person I have to worry about today is Tim Gunn. 314 00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:54,005 Hello? 315 00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:56,346 Is anybody home? 316 00:12:56,508 --> 00:12:57,672 Chuck. 317 00:12:58,106 --> 00:12:59,737 It's all right. I'll deal with him. 318 00:13:07,097 --> 00:13:08,522 What are you doing here, Chuck? 319 00:13:08,523 --> 00:13:12,494 Oh. I heard Jenny was back. I wanted to speak with her. 320 00:13:12,495 --> 00:13:15,183 And say what? "I'm sorry for taking advantage of you 321 00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,473 "and letting my psycho ex-girlfriend 322 00:13:16,474 --> 00:13:17,570 run you out of town"? 323 00:13:18,203 --> 00:13:20,951 Something like that, except without the sarcasm. 324 00:13:23,389 --> 00:13:24,709 Yeah, well, I think I can deliver that message, 325 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,413 and I think you can find the elevator. 326 00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:29,272 Oh, how can I argue with Big Brother? 327 00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:32,825 I'll just grab these blueprints lily left for me. 328 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,792 I'll let you get back to your Hemingway complex. 329 00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:39,282 You know, I almost respect this side to you, Humphrey. 330 00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:42,291 Tell Jenny I said hello, and I'm truly sorry. 331 00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:49,883 Hey. 332 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,949 Oh. You raced out of class pretty fast. 333 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:56,684 Was I that boring? Come to think of it, 334 00:13:56,685 --> 00:13:58,914 you raced off pretty fast this morning as well. 335 00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:01,344 Well, I know the routine. I wanted to save you the effort 336 00:14:01,345 --> 00:14:03,517 of walking me out and hailing me a cab. 337 00:14:03,518 --> 00:14:05,607 Does that mean you think last night was a mistake? 338 00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:10,190 The opposite, actually. 339 00:14:10,191 --> 00:14:12,319 I had a lot of fun last night, 340 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,519 which is why I didn't want you to think 341 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,516 I was one of your usual conquests. 342 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:17,192 You made that pretty clear last night 343 00:14:17,193 --> 00:14:19,147 when you declined to be conquered. 344 00:14:20,971 --> 00:14:22,866 All of this, however, was before I found out 345 00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:24,709 you were my professor. 346 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:29,054 And relationships with faculty are strictly forbidden, 347 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:31,565 and I-I don't want last night to affect 348 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,418 how you treat me as a student. 349 00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:35,936 I've gotta say, that didn't sound very heartfelt. 350 00:14:35,937 --> 00:14:38,532 Wanna try it again with a little more conviction? 351 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,358 I've said what I needed to say. 352 00:14:41,359 --> 00:14:43,589 You can have the t.A. Mark my papers. 353 00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,582 May I offer a counterproposal? 354 00:14:48,502 --> 00:14:49,829 I have to go to this party tonight 355 00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:50,843 for "the New York observer." 356 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:54,043 I'm getting some kind of eligible bachelor award. 357 00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:55,415 Will you come with me? 358 00:14:55,816 --> 00:14:56,737 Wouldn't bringing a date 359 00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,951 make you ineligible for an award like that? 360 00:14:58,952 --> 00:15:01,281 Maybe having you on my arm would be honor enough. 361 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,368 If I give up my bachelor title 362 00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:07,766 and commit to getting to know you better, 363 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,837 maybe you could put off 364 00:15:09,838 --> 00:15:11,462 mastering the psychology of business 365 00:15:11,463 --> 00:15:13,306 for another semester? 366 00:15:16,851 --> 00:15:19,697 Well, it's not like business is my major. 367 00:15:19,698 --> 00:15:22,192 And it's still the add/drop period, so... 368 00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:24,002 I'll pick you up. 369 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:32,013 The messenger's picking them up 370 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,694 so that the models can get fitted, okay? 371 00:15:33,909 --> 00:15:36,665 Of course. I tell him extra careful, special delivery. 372 00:15:37,262 --> 00:15:38,149 All right. 373 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:39,735 Thanks, Vanya. 374 00:15:47,175 --> 00:15:48,459 Why are you calling me? 375 00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:51,489 I understand your reluctance to ever speak to me again. 376 00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:53,006 And I don't wanna bother you. 377 00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:55,955 I was picking up some Bass Industries blueprints earlier, 378 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,798 and it seems I mistakenly took your portfolio. 379 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,882 Chuck, I don't know what type of game 380 00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:02,340 you're playing, but my interview's in an hour. 381 00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:03,751 You have to bring it back right now. 382 00:16:03,752 --> 00:16:04,617 I would, of course, 383 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:06,826 but I'm heading into a meeting I can't reschedule. 384 00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:07,994 Can you swing by the empire? 385 00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:10,064 No! I'm not supposed to go anywhere but my interview, 386 00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:11,477 and I definitely can't see you. 387 00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:13,002 So you won't have to. 388 00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:15,569 I left it at the front desk with my concierge. 389 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:16,573 Good luck today. 390 00:16:16,885 --> 00:16:17,913 No, Chuck! 391 00:16:21,337 --> 00:16:25,539 * She was made to blow you away * 392 00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:28,412 * She don't care * 393 00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:30,676 * What any man say * 394 00:16:30,677 --> 00:16:31,579 Spotted... 395 00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:33,071 B.'s disciples 396 00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:35,396 hot on Little J.'s tail. 397 00:16:35,715 --> 00:16:38,125 * But keep your mouth shut * 398 00:16:38,688 --> 00:16:41,509 * Or it's * Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 399 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:42,869 This is fun. 400 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,622 And hopefully it's about to get more so. 401 00:16:44,623 --> 00:16:46,897 * Well, now she's long * 402 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,354 Follow that cab! 403 00:16:49,823 --> 00:16:51,811 * Long gone * 404 00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:56,314 Don't tell me you lost her. 405 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,508 Watch out, J. break a deal with the devil... 406 00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:02,095 We didn't. She just walked into the empire. 407 00:17:02,096 --> 00:17:06,381 * She's long gone like Moses through the corn * 408 00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:10,028 I need the address of Tim Gunn's studio. 409 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,949 And there will be hell to pay. 410 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:19,236 Dan, you didn't have to meet me here. 411 00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:20,287 Besides, I'm already late. 412 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,124 I was in the neighborhood. But this is Veronica, 413 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,595 and she was out here waiting for you. 414 00:17:23,596 --> 00:17:25,528 Oh, sorry. Hi. I'm Jenny Humphrey. 415 00:17:25,529 --> 00:17:27,711 I had a couple last-minute organizational issues. 416 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:28,734 No problem, Jenny. 417 00:17:28,888 --> 00:17:30,736 But the models are already inside getting dressed, 418 00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:33,006 and Mr. Gunn is on a very tight schedule today. 419 00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:34,128 Uh, wish me luck? 420 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,856 I don't have to. I mean, admittedly, 421 00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:37,492 you're my sister, and I love you, so I'm biased. 422 00:17:37,493 --> 00:17:40,409 But if you can take Blair in stride today, 423 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:41,230 Tim Gunn will be a piece of cake. 424 00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:42,217 Don't tell him I said that. 425 00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:43,395 Okay. Thank you. 426 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,708 All right. I'll be out here waitin' for ya. 427 00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:47,961 Collect call from a correctional facility. 428 00:17:47,962 --> 00:17:49,085 Do you accept these charges? 429 00:17:49,086 --> 00:17:52,449 Yes. Ben, I'm so glad you called. 430 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,334 Where were you today? 431 00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:54,402 I came, but Nate... 432 00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:56,196 I thought I told you to stop seeing him. 433 00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:57,727 His father's in prison with you. 434 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:01,288 What? Don't they make you do your homework at Columbia? 435 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:05,252 I did, but he just transferred, and I bumped into Nate outside. 436 00:18:05,587 --> 00:18:07,810 Don't worry. I made something up. 437 00:18:08,136 --> 00:18:10,059 You're wrong about him, you know. 438 00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:14,167 I mean, we... we talked. 439 00:18:14,168 --> 00:18:16,862 And he's not like the others. He might actually understand. 440 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,817 Understand what exactly? 441 00:18:18,818 --> 00:18:21,176 That your Big Brother's in prison? Maybe. 442 00:18:21,177 --> 00:18:24,529 But what happens when he starts asking questions about why? 443 00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:25,964 You think he's gonna understand then? 444 00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,885 I don't know. I just... 445 00:18:28,997 --> 00:18:30,453 I don't want to lie to him anymore. 446 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:34,493 Maybe you're right. 447 00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:38,318 I've put a lot on you. You're my little sister. 448 00:18:38,511 --> 00:18:39,772 You deserve to be happy. 449 00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:42,978 Thank you... 450 00:18:43,878 --> 00:18:45,270 For understanding. 451 00:18:45,889 --> 00:18:48,619 All right, I've gotta get back, but I'll call you later. 452 00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:52,220 Hey, you know a new guy in here, 453 00:18:52,221 --> 00:18:53,492 last name Archibald? 454 00:18:57,331 --> 00:18:58,495 Introduce me? 455 00:19:05,531 --> 00:19:06,506 Hey, mom. 456 00:19:07,003 --> 00:19:08,987 Serena! What a lovely surprise. 457 00:19:08,988 --> 00:19:10,769 What brings you back to the homestead? 458 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,097 Don't tell me word reached you 459 00:19:12,098 --> 00:19:14,262 that Rufus is making his famous chili. 460 00:19:14,593 --> 00:19:15,553 Jenny's in town. 461 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,262 Hmm. Guess she forgot to call. 462 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,313 Well, I know you two haven't exactly been the best of friends 463 00:19:20,314 --> 00:19:23,066 in the past, but maybe that can change 464 00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,810 now that you've had some time apart. 465 00:19:24,811 --> 00:19:27,122 Well, as much as I would love to bond with her, 466 00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:28,241 I actually have plans... 467 00:19:28,242 --> 00:19:32,382 special plans that involve me raiding my mother's jewelry box. 468 00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:34,962 Those are special plans. Well, let's see what we can do. 469 00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:37,319 Oh. Hey, what are you reading? 470 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,780 Oh, it's just a book by one of my professors. But I'm... 471 00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,386 "Winner!" By Colin Forrester. 472 00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:45,390 "A must-read for 21st century C.E.O.S." 473 00:19:45,594 --> 00:19:47,641 Serena, I can't tell you how happy it makes me 474 00:19:47,642 --> 00:19:49,666 to see you taking such a challenging course 475 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,091 just right out of the gate. 476 00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:53,301 Honestly, after the year that you've had, 477 00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:56,321 it's wonderful to see you thinking about your future 478 00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:58,476 instead of focusing on boys. 479 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,898 Thanks, mom. 480 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:01,499 Mm. 481 00:20:02,819 --> 00:20:05,261 All right, let's go find something that sparkles, huh? 482 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,624 Especially for someone so young. 483 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,746 Oh, thank you. I... yeah, fashion's pretty much 484 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,307 the only thing I've ever cared about. 485 00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:19,605 So you interned with Eleanor Waldorf. Love her. 486 00:20:19,606 --> 00:20:22,631 Then you left to start your own line. That was bold. 487 00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:24,997 Yeah, in retrospect, it was probably a little too bold. 488 00:20:24,998 --> 00:20:27,576 I didn't exactly leave on great terms, and then 489 00:20:27,577 --> 00:20:30,804 my new business partner set all of my dresses on fire, so... 490 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,043 Oh, my. 491 00:20:32,044 --> 00:20:33,895 But you must've patched things up with Eleanor 492 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:36,210 because I see you worked together again last year. 493 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:38,160 And then you just left town? 494 00:20:38,465 --> 00:20:39,346 Uh... 495 00:20:39,796 --> 00:20:42,739 Well, there was a-a conflict with a different Waldorf. 496 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,079 But I can assure you that all of that's behind me now. 497 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:46,854 I think that these dresses 498 00:20:46,855 --> 00:20:49,157 really express my take on young women today... 499 00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:52,295 our sense of self-confidence and self-worth. 500 00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:53,885 Well, let's take a look. 501 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:54,834 Okay. 502 00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:08,829 This is quite a statement, Jenny. 503 00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:09,589 Um, no... 504 00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:10,651 we're done. 505 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:11,793 Uh, that part is not... 506 00:21:11,794 --> 00:21:13,066 let's get ready for the next appointment. 507 00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:13,947 Uh, no, I'm... 508 00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:15,498 confidence and self-worth? 509 00:21:15,499 --> 00:21:17,801 I don't know if this is your idea of a joke, 510 00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:19,043 but it's not funny. 511 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,996 It's not a joke. I'm so sorry. This isn't how... 512 00:21:20,997 --> 00:21:21,738 I'll show you the way out. 513 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,794 Mr. Gunn, please... 514 00:21:23,127 --> 00:21:24,565 ladies, you may leave. 515 00:21:31,306 --> 00:21:33,240 Blair, uh, I don't know what you're doing here, 516 00:21:33,241 --> 00:21:34,368 but whatever it is, it's not gonna work, 517 00:21:34,369 --> 00:21:35,670 'cause Jenny's already inside. 518 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:38,016 Oh. I came for the after party. 519 00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:41,602 Blair! How could you?! 520 00:21:41,603 --> 00:21:42,675 Jenny, wait. What... what happened? 521 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,210 She totally humiliated me and destroyed my collection. 522 00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:46,878 You broke the terms of our agreement. 523 00:21:46,879 --> 00:21:49,150 Here. There's a 5:00. 524 00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:55,309 Spotted... Little J. having a fashion emergency. 525 00:21:55,396 --> 00:21:58,033 Looks like B. drew blood. 526 00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:03,698 Chuck. 527 00:22:03,735 --> 00:22:05,948 Before you say anything, I'm only calling 528 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,794 because I saw "Gossip Girl." 529 00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:10,573 I wondered if I might be able to offer some assistance. 530 00:22:10,574 --> 00:22:12,337 Well, unless it's a murder-suicide, 531 00:22:12,338 --> 00:22:13,357 I think I'll pass. 532 00:22:13,358 --> 00:22:15,342 So dramatic. You should be a writer. 533 00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:17,559 Tim Gunn is being honored 534 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,209 at "The Observer's" new yorkers of the year party 535 00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:21,989 tonight at the boom boom room. 536 00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:23,813 Why don't you two accompany me? 537 00:22:23,814 --> 00:22:27,085 Surely Jenny can find a quiet moment to plead her case. 538 00:22:27,086 --> 00:22:28,233 And why should I actually believe 539 00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:29,829 that you're trying to help us here? 540 00:22:30,221 --> 00:22:33,530 It would be my way of making amends to Jenny. 541 00:22:33,536 --> 00:22:36,146 Why don't you run it by the brains of the operation? 542 00:22:36,275 --> 00:22:38,831 I can't imagine her wanting Blair to win this one. 543 00:22:40,574 --> 00:22:41,924 Chuck can get us into "the observer" party, 544 00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:43,255 and Tim Gunn's gonna be there. 545 00:22:44,148 --> 00:22:46,649 Well, it's not like Blair can do anything worse to me. 546 00:22:46,678 --> 00:22:48,022 But what about dinner with dad? 547 00:22:48,023 --> 00:22:48,960 Tell your sister 548 00:22:48,961 --> 00:22:51,076 I'll leave tickets for the whole family. 549 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,565 I look forward to seeing you at the festivities. 550 00:22:53,566 --> 00:22:55,028 Careful, Little J. 551 00:22:55,029 --> 00:22:57,922 Queen B. doesn't grant second chances. 552 00:22:57,923 --> 00:23:00,262 She attacks at first sight. 553 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:13,061 You look incredible. 554 00:23:13,062 --> 00:23:13,999 Thank you. 555 00:23:16,338 --> 00:23:18,700 Maybe we should walk in separately. 556 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,189 You having second thoughts? 557 00:23:21,288 --> 00:23:23,654 No. No, no. I just... I talked to my mom today, 558 00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:25,476 and she's so proud of me for taking your class. 559 00:23:25,477 --> 00:23:27,417 I don't want her to read that I'm dropping it 560 00:23:27,418 --> 00:23:28,494 in "the New York times." 561 00:23:28,495 --> 00:23:29,929 Well, why don't you just tell her? 562 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:30,808 Because she'll think 563 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:33,055 I'm choosing a man over my future again. 564 00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:34,356 You know what? 565 00:23:34,357 --> 00:23:36,454 If it's okay with you, I'm just gonna meet you upstairs. 566 00:23:47,857 --> 00:23:48,866 Lily. 567 00:23:48,924 --> 00:23:50,114 Ivanka. 568 00:23:50,115 --> 00:23:51,114 Rufus. Hey, Jared, great. 569 00:23:51,115 --> 00:23:52,488 Good to see you. You are a vision. 570 00:23:52,489 --> 00:23:55,018 Oh, thank you both for coming. Pleasure to be here. 571 00:23:58,994 --> 00:24:00,985 Are you sure this is a good idea? 572 00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:03,054 I mean, r.I.S.D. Has a great fashion program. 573 00:24:03,055 --> 00:24:05,510 We are not letting you give up on Parsons. Come on. 574 00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:07,771 I-I have a Blair-shaped target on my back. 575 00:24:07,772 --> 00:24:09,548 Oh, you want to be Gandhi? Now's your chance. 576 00:24:09,686 --> 00:24:11,026 Let's go find Tim Gunn. 577 00:24:23,259 --> 00:24:24,634 Mom, hey! 578 00:24:24,654 --> 00:24:25,648 What are you doing here? 579 00:24:25,649 --> 00:24:26,282 Mmm. 580 00:24:26,283 --> 00:24:27,417 What happened to chili night? 581 00:24:27,418 --> 00:24:29,891 Change of plan. Uh, Dan and Jenny wanted to come, 582 00:24:29,892 --> 00:24:30,985 so we all did. 583 00:24:31,051 --> 00:24:31,975 Great. 584 00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:34,891 Is that your professor? 585 00:24:35,033 --> 00:24:35,922 Who? 586 00:24:35,923 --> 00:24:38,732 Colin Forrester. I recognize him from his jacket photo... 587 00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:41,964 which, incidentally, does not do him any justice. 588 00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:42,846 One more, Colin. 589 00:24:43,073 --> 00:24:44,561 Um, mom, about that... 590 00:24:44,562 --> 00:24:46,980 I know, how important it is to you that I take his class... 591 00:24:46,981 --> 00:24:48,598 oh, it's not the class I care about. 592 00:24:48,599 --> 00:24:51,605 I am just so proud of the student you're becoming, 593 00:24:51,710 --> 00:24:52,854 your new focus. 594 00:24:52,855 --> 00:24:53,506 I know, but just... 595 00:24:53,507 --> 00:24:56,091 Serena, I ducked the press line. Tell your mother 596 00:24:56,092 --> 00:24:58,923 that I am crazy about you, that I might be your future, 597 00:24:58,924 --> 00:25:00,503 and I don't care who knows. 598 00:25:04,652 --> 00:25:06,164 Sorry. Colin Forrester. 599 00:25:06,584 --> 00:25:09,127 Lily Humphrey, formerly Van Der Woodsen. 600 00:25:09,128 --> 00:25:10,452 Serena's mother... 601 00:25:10,988 --> 00:25:12,427 Who heard everything 602 00:25:13,368 --> 00:25:14,660 loud and clear. 603 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,032 Status report. 604 00:25:19,033 --> 00:25:20,128 Jenny didn't get on the train. 605 00:25:20,129 --> 00:25:21,941 She's at "the observer" party. 606 00:25:21,942 --> 00:25:23,294 We followed her here. 607 00:25:23,381 --> 00:25:26,686 This isn't just belligerency. It's insurgency. 608 00:25:26,687 --> 00:25:28,821 Why would she risk escalating my wrath? 609 00:25:29,105 --> 00:25:30,503 Tim Gunn is here. 610 00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:32,615 Of course. An eleventh hour appeal. 611 00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:34,721 Don't let her out of your sight. I'm on my way. 612 00:25:35,025 --> 00:25:36,577 Well, the boom boom room is a private club, 613 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,484 and we're having trouble with the door guy. 614 00:25:38,485 --> 00:25:39,403 Can you help? 615 00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:41,606 Penelope, this isn't congress. 616 00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,133 Accomplish something. 617 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,675 Ladies. Good to see you. 618 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,191 ...All on a go-see, see who you like, 619 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,434 who you'd like to have through the line, and, um, 620 00:26:03,678 --> 00:26:05,239 if that works out for you, we could... 621 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,395 Mr. Gunn? Hi. Jenny Humphrey. 622 00:26:08,605 --> 00:26:10,618 Jenny. Of course. 623 00:26:10,619 --> 00:26:13,271 Um, I'm... I'm really sorry to bother you. I just... 624 00:26:13,517 --> 00:26:15,362 I didn't get a chance to explain earlier 625 00:26:15,363 --> 00:26:17,813 that my dresses weren't supposed to be like that, 626 00:26:17,814 --> 00:26:19,573 with the... the paint and the letters. 627 00:26:19,658 --> 00:26:20,877 Oh, dear. What happened? 628 00:26:21,952 --> 00:26:23,655 I-it's a long story. 629 00:26:23,902 --> 00:26:25,689 But, um, I just... 630 00:26:25,690 --> 00:26:28,934 I really needed you to know that that's not who I am 631 00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:30,040 or what my work's about. 632 00:26:30,041 --> 00:26:32,662 And I would really do anything for a second chance. 633 00:26:35,773 --> 00:26:37,923 I think I can arrange for another interview. 634 00:26:37,934 --> 00:26:41,360 And don't let your dresses out of your sight. 635 00:26:41,361 --> 00:26:42,739 All right. Thank you. 636 00:26:43,058 --> 00:26:44,264 You know, when Veronica told me 637 00:26:44,265 --> 00:26:45,855 that Chuck Bass wanted us to meet... 638 00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:47,485 wait. Chuck called you? 639 00:26:49,058 --> 00:26:49,769 Really? 640 00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:51,069 No inmates by that name? 641 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,794 All right. Well, um, thank you. 642 00:26:56,475 --> 00:26:57,282 Hey. 643 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,404 Hi. 644 00:27:04,537 --> 00:27:05,333 What is it? 645 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,692 I know this sounds a little crazy, 646 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,028 but after our talk this morning, 647 00:27:08,029 --> 00:27:09,854 I thought maybe your brother was an inmate, 648 00:27:09,855 --> 00:27:10,906 and you were just too embarrassed to tell me, 649 00:27:10,907 --> 00:27:12,065 so I called over there. 650 00:27:13,151 --> 00:27:14,624 You called the prison? 651 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:17,368 Yeah, and I'm sorry. I was just being paranoid, 652 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,207 and it's not an excuse, but I have a history 653 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:21,130 of believing girls when I shouldn't. 654 00:27:21,695 --> 00:27:24,569 I just wanna make sure we're totally open with each other. 655 00:27:26,302 --> 00:27:28,168 I know. I-I want the same thing. 656 00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:30,577 In fact... 657 00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:33,817 That's why I came over. 658 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,730 There are some things that I need to tell you about me, 659 00:27:37,731 --> 00:27:40,059 and... and my family. 660 00:27:41,009 --> 00:27:42,459 Wait one second. It's the prison. 661 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:43,357 Hello? 662 00:27:45,226 --> 00:27:46,076 Yes. 663 00:27:47,855 --> 00:27:48,970 Wait, wait. What? 664 00:27:51,276 --> 00:27:52,304 Are you sure? 665 00:27:52,656 --> 00:27:54,353 Of course. I'll come right over. 666 00:27:56,238 --> 00:27:57,433 Is everything okay? 667 00:27:57,446 --> 00:27:59,532 No. My dad's been jumped by some inmates, 668 00:27:59,533 --> 00:28:00,739 and he's in the infirmary. 669 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:01,449 Nate. 670 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:03,263 I gotta go. I'll call you later, okay? 671 00:28:21,754 --> 00:28:22,540 Lily! 672 00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:23,391 Isaac! 673 00:28:23,392 --> 00:28:24,288 Hi! Mwah. 674 00:28:24,289 --> 00:28:26,026 It is wonderful to see you. 675 00:28:26,027 --> 00:28:27,568 So good to see you. 676 00:28:27,569 --> 00:28:28,402 Of course you're being honored tonight. 677 00:28:28,403 --> 00:28:29,007 Thank you. 678 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:30,450 Rufus, this is Isaac Mizrahi. 679 00:28:30,451 --> 00:28:31,754 Hello, Isaac. Hello. 680 00:28:33,399 --> 00:28:36,494 Jenny, hey. I saw you walk away from Tim Gunn. What happened? 681 00:28:36,814 --> 00:28:39,150 Just like old times, huh, J.? 682 00:28:39,196 --> 00:28:40,833 What are you guys doing here? 683 00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:43,007 Question is, what are you doing here? 684 00:28:43,062 --> 00:28:45,160 Or do you want that dress messed up, too? 685 00:28:45,221 --> 00:28:46,137 Leave me alone. 686 00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:49,136 We don't make the rules, J. We just enjoy enforcing them. 687 00:28:49,137 --> 00:28:51,182 But there is one thing we don't understand... 688 00:28:51,183 --> 00:28:54,218 what a pathetic nobody like you could've done to Blair Waldorf 689 00:28:54,219 --> 00:28:57,863 to get her so riled up we had to play follow the loser all day. 690 00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:01,386 Wait. You guys don't know why Blair hates me? 691 00:29:01,387 --> 00:29:03,542 Besides the obvious? No one does. 692 00:29:05,472 --> 00:29:08,195 Blair's here. You're in trouble now. 693 00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:15,127 We'll see who's in trouble. 694 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,038 Jenny. Jenny, whatever you're thinking of doing... 695 00:29:17,086 --> 00:29:18,584 they won't stop. Why should I? 696 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,559 Move! I have a Humphrey to squash. 697 00:29:25,242 --> 00:29:26,731 Looking to paint the town red? 698 00:29:26,825 --> 00:29:29,284 I don't know what you've heard, but it isn't your concern. 699 00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:34,040 Unless... 700 00:29:36,379 --> 00:29:37,500 It is. 701 00:29:38,870 --> 00:29:41,293 You've been behind this the whole time, haven't you? 702 00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:43,669 You got Jenny the interview with Tim Gunn, 703 00:29:43,670 --> 00:29:45,915 and you made sure that your friend-with-no-benefits 704 00:29:45,916 --> 00:29:47,785 stopped by the empire just to defy me. 705 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,637 I told you I wouldn't rest until you were destroyed. 706 00:29:50,638 --> 00:29:52,390 Inviting your old sparring partner back 707 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:55,798 was just my way of avoiding doing all the dirty work myself. 708 00:29:56,358 --> 00:29:59,195 Jenny always had a talent for making your life a living hell. 709 00:29:59,254 --> 00:30:00,491 You've gone too far. 710 00:30:01,427 --> 00:30:04,460 Bringing Jenny back puts both of our reputations at risk. 711 00:30:04,588 --> 00:30:06,029 I love to watch you squirm. 712 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:09,284 The pleasure I get from witnessing your shame 713 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:11,006 is considerable. 714 00:30:11,699 --> 00:30:13,401 But I doubt Jenny will talk. 715 00:30:14,372 --> 00:30:15,875 She thinks she's above it all, 716 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:19,300 but little Humphrey still cares what people think. 717 00:30:21,575 --> 00:30:23,988 Looks like New York's best kept secret 718 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,651 is finally out. 719 00:30:25,652 --> 00:30:28,489 Turns out Little J. didn't lose her V. card 720 00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:30,133 to Damien Dalgaard. 721 00:30:30,134 --> 00:30:31,241 She waited 722 00:30:31,242 --> 00:30:34,082 and chucked it away with her stepbrother. 723 00:30:34,210 --> 00:30:37,158 Guess that explains the Humphrey in Hudson. 724 00:30:37,222 --> 00:30:40,977 Hell hath no fury like a Waldorf scorned. 725 00:30:40,978 --> 00:30:42,831 It's obviously not true. 726 00:30:43,683 --> 00:30:45,455 Jenny put out the blast so that... 727 00:30:45,795 --> 00:30:48,270 She would humiliate me. Tell them that she's lying. 728 00:30:50,795 --> 00:30:52,318 Give it up, Blair. 729 00:30:52,608 --> 00:30:55,635 Everyone knows I did and who I gave it to. 730 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:57,820 Looks like the joke's on Chuck and Blair, 731 00:30:57,821 --> 00:31:00,760 and Little J.'s got the last laugh. 732 00:31:08,119 --> 00:31:11,004 Hey. You okay? 733 00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:13,354 I'm not quite sure what just happened in there, 734 00:31:13,355 --> 00:31:14,716 but it... it, uh, seems all bad. 735 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,219 It's a matter of degree. 736 00:31:16,485 --> 00:31:19,542 I mean, I'm a little embarrassed that the entire world knows 737 00:31:19,543 --> 00:31:21,315 I lost it to Chuck Bass. 738 00:31:21,828 --> 00:31:23,585 But did you see their faces? 739 00:31:23,586 --> 00:31:25,729 I mean, Blair looked like she might cry. 740 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,000 Well, so much for zen Jenny Humphrey. 741 00:31:28,001 --> 00:31:30,304 Come on, Dan. I just did what needed to be done. 742 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,259 It's what Blair and Chuck would've done. 743 00:31:32,514 --> 00:31:34,204 Jen, I was proud of you for moving on, 744 00:31:34,205 --> 00:31:36,984 but if this is what you've become after just a day back, 745 00:31:37,159 --> 00:31:39,293 maybe Blair was right after all, 746 00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:41,030 and maybe you should go back to Hudson. 747 00:31:45,629 --> 00:31:47,819 I met Colin before he started teaching, 748 00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:49,097 but I'm gonna drop his class Monday 749 00:31:49,098 --> 00:31:50,518 so there aren't any further problems. 750 00:31:50,519 --> 00:31:53,633 Oh, Serena, please, you don't need to apologize. I get it. 751 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:54,791 Wait. You're not mad at me? 752 00:31:54,792 --> 00:31:57,593 Well, I understand the lure of a powerful man like Colin. 753 00:31:57,594 --> 00:31:59,538 I married Bart Bass, remember? It's fine. 754 00:31:59,557 --> 00:32:04,608 And to be honest, they can make your life so much easier. 755 00:32:05,330 --> 00:32:07,212 Well, it's not about that. 756 00:32:07,213 --> 00:32:09,016 Well, we both know you would have moved on 757 00:32:09,017 --> 00:32:10,986 to classes more your speed eventually. 758 00:32:10,987 --> 00:32:12,999 You don't think I could've handled a business class? 759 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,982 Well, we'll never know now, will we? 760 00:32:15,221 --> 00:32:18,054 Darling, I'm just trying to be supportive and realistic. 761 00:32:18,055 --> 00:32:20,399 A pretty girl like you could get the attention 762 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,385 of a Colin Forrester even without an education. 763 00:32:23,386 --> 00:32:24,765 So why even bother? 764 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,339 Lil, I think you may have taken this tough love 765 00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:33,997 a little too literally this time. 766 00:32:33,998 --> 00:32:36,910 Well, um, after Serena left this afternoon, 767 00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:39,458 I bought Colin's book, and on chapter 16, 768 00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:41,443 it talks about reverse psychology. 769 00:32:41,444 --> 00:32:43,852 Nothing I've done so far has gotten through, 770 00:32:43,853 --> 00:32:46,056 so I thought I'd try something new. 771 00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:47,332 Oh. 772 00:32:49,808 --> 00:32:50,476 Dad. 773 00:32:50,477 --> 00:32:51,424 Nate. 774 00:32:51,425 --> 00:32:52,985 Are you okay? What happened? 775 00:32:53,364 --> 00:32:55,687 No idea. I was reading in the library one minute, 776 00:32:55,688 --> 00:32:57,041 and the next minute, somebody was taking 777 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,693 batting practice with a dictionary. 778 00:32:58,694 --> 00:33:00,646 Do you know who it was? Do you have a problem with someone? 779 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:01,949 I've never seen 'em before. 780 00:33:03,866 --> 00:33:05,815 Hey. Are they giving you anything? 781 00:33:05,816 --> 00:33:08,202 No. Don't worry. I'm still on the wagon. 782 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:09,913 I told 'em nothing stronger than a Tylenol. 783 00:33:13,873 --> 00:33:15,153 Did you let your mother know? 784 00:33:15,931 --> 00:33:17,965 Yeah. I let her know. 785 00:33:19,215 --> 00:33:21,405 I'm sure if she knew how bad it was, she would come down. 786 00:33:21,406 --> 00:33:22,749 Nate, it's okay. 787 00:33:22,874 --> 00:33:25,522 I gave up on your mother visiting a long time ago. 788 00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:27,797 This wasn't exactly what she signed up for. 789 00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:30,065 Yeah, well, whatever happened to "in good times and bad"? 790 00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:32,246 I don't know. I spent most of our marriage 791 00:33:32,247 --> 00:33:34,262 focused on "for richer or poorer." 792 00:33:37,344 --> 00:33:39,296 I just wish she could see how great you're doing now... 793 00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:41,990 Present situation excluded. 794 00:33:42,828 --> 00:33:44,074 Now you can see it. 795 00:33:44,949 --> 00:33:46,519 That's enough for now. 796 00:33:46,647 --> 00:33:48,850 Nothing I can do about the rest till I get parole. 797 00:33:49,889 --> 00:33:51,452 Well, just try and stay safe until then. 798 00:33:51,453 --> 00:33:52,675 You know, no reading. 799 00:33:55,014 --> 00:33:56,875 Tell me again about that girl you like. 800 00:34:02,155 --> 00:34:05,177 Thank you, Jared, and thank you, Ivanka, 801 00:34:05,178 --> 00:34:06,856 for marrying Jared and giving 802 00:34:06,857 --> 00:34:09,372 someone else the chance to win "bachelor" this year. 803 00:34:10,897 --> 00:34:12,939 This is quite an honor, 804 00:34:13,374 --> 00:34:17,457 but one I would gladly give up for the right woman... 805 00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:25,835 Mom, let's go. 806 00:34:29,296 --> 00:34:33,474 ...If I'm ever lucky enough to meet her. 807 00:34:35,168 --> 00:34:37,747 Anyway, um, thank you all... 808 00:34:38,982 --> 00:34:41,788 Are you happy now that you've humiliated both of us? 809 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:43,706 Check your own bloody hands, lady MacBeth. 810 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:44,611 What did you think would happen 811 00:34:44,612 --> 00:34:46,047 when you played "Carrie" with her dresses? 812 00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:48,115 I only did it because you lured her back here 813 00:34:48,116 --> 00:34:49,505 to torture me. 814 00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:51,399 I warned you I wouldn't stop. 815 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,564 And thanks to your vendetta, we both lost, 816 00:34:53,565 --> 00:34:55,113 and Jenny Humphrey won. 817 00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:59,781 If you've come to gloat, I would relish the moment. 818 00:34:59,782 --> 00:35:01,011 It will be fleeting. 819 00:35:01,012 --> 00:35:03,360 You're right, because I'm leaving. 820 00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:06,770 Despite what happened today, I can't beat you. 821 00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:09,380 In order to beat you, I'd have to become you, 822 00:35:09,381 --> 00:35:12,650 and I'm better than that. At least I wanna be. 823 00:35:12,651 --> 00:35:14,891 Nice try, Jenny. We know that you're just scared 824 00:35:14,892 --> 00:35:16,274 and trying to save face. 825 00:35:16,275 --> 00:35:20,260 You two used to be in love, and together 826 00:35:20,261 --> 00:35:21,761 you were invincible. 827 00:35:22,655 --> 00:35:24,296 But now that you've turned against each other, 828 00:35:24,297 --> 00:35:27,190 it's just a matter of time before your mutual destruction. 829 00:35:28,591 --> 00:35:29,663 And when that happens, 830 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:32,117 maybe I'll think about coming home, but for now, 831 00:35:32,703 --> 00:35:35,935 good-bye, good riddance, and good luck. 832 00:35:38,633 --> 00:35:42,747 We hear Little J. Gave Chuck and Blair a good-bye kiss... 833 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,722 Of death. 834 00:35:57,664 --> 00:35:58,439 Come in. 835 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:00,666 Hello? 836 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,998 Hey, what are you doing here? 837 00:36:03,348 --> 00:36:05,817 I was just gonna leave a note under your door. 838 00:36:05,818 --> 00:36:07,192 It explains everything. 839 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:10,278 Sorry. I thought you'd be out celebrating your bachelorhood, 840 00:36:10,279 --> 00:36:11,943 putting a new girl into a cab. 841 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,054 Actually, I'm working on my lecture for Monday's class. 842 00:36:16,672 --> 00:36:17,562 Really? 843 00:36:17,754 --> 00:36:20,094 You got me thinking, if my class is 844 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,648 so important to you, maybe I should try a little harder 845 00:36:22,649 --> 00:36:23,974 to make it worth your while. 846 00:36:24,658 --> 00:36:26,130 Fewer models and martinis, 847 00:36:26,131 --> 00:36:28,028 more footnotes and flowcharts. 848 00:36:31,554 --> 00:36:34,275 I know you need to figure out what you wanna do 849 00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:35,710 with your life, Serena. 850 00:36:36,004 --> 00:36:37,765 I've been there. Believe me. 851 00:36:38,371 --> 00:36:41,336 And if my course can help, that's great. 852 00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:44,750 But it's only seven weeks. 853 00:36:45,445 --> 00:36:46,427 Meaning? 854 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,599 We can still get to know each other... 855 00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:51,531 As teacher and student. 856 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,199 By the book? 857 00:36:53,884 --> 00:36:55,388 I'm willing to wait if you are. 858 00:36:56,521 --> 00:37:00,608 Well... then, teacher, I'll see you Monday. 859 00:37:02,577 --> 00:37:04,728 And don't even think about leaving an apple on my desk. 860 00:37:04,729 --> 00:37:07,107 You've got no shot at being teacher's pet. 861 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,481 Seriously, Dan, you don't have to ride with me 862 00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:15,774 all the way to the border. Pretty sure I'm safe now. 863 00:37:15,921 --> 00:37:17,556 Besides, I'm leaving, like Blair wanted. 864 00:37:18,338 --> 00:37:21,212 No, no, I'm not guarding you. I'm just, uh, just hanging out. 865 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:23,828 I'm really proud of you, Jen. 866 00:37:24,514 --> 00:37:27,016 Thanks. Although I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able 867 00:37:27,017 --> 00:37:28,262 to come back to the Upper East Side 868 00:37:28,263 --> 00:37:31,491 without morphing into everything I hate about myself. 869 00:37:31,492 --> 00:37:32,460 Oh, give it some time. 870 00:37:32,461 --> 00:37:34,756 Let your Brooklyn D.N.A. guide you to righteousness. 871 00:37:34,783 --> 00:37:36,553 Well, if it's your D.N.A. that I share, 872 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:38,122 then maybe I have a chance. 873 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:39,034 Yeah. 874 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,872 Thanks for being a good brother. 875 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,867 They say war's not the answer. 876 00:37:49,438 --> 00:37:53,316 But sometimes it's a battle just to keep the peace. 877 00:38:04,955 --> 00:38:06,881 If you're here to deliver any further humiliation, 878 00:38:06,882 --> 00:38:08,338 Dorota can sign for it. 879 00:38:08,339 --> 00:38:09,554 Jenny was right. 880 00:38:10,585 --> 00:38:12,491 If we keep going, we both end up dead, 881 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:15,771 and I like myself too much to let that happen. 882 00:38:15,903 --> 00:38:17,502 I assume you feel the same. 883 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:21,350 About myself? More. What do you suggest? 884 00:38:21,351 --> 00:38:22,560 A truce. 885 00:38:23,810 --> 00:38:25,928 Why don't you just skywrite the word "double-cross"? 886 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,113 It'd be more subtle. 887 00:38:27,114 --> 00:38:29,004 Look, we can keep blaming each other 888 00:38:29,005 --> 00:38:30,620 for what happened that night, 889 00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:33,170 or we can admit a harder truth... 890 00:38:34,536 --> 00:38:36,039 it was no one's fault. 891 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:39,818 It was fate. 892 00:38:40,244 --> 00:38:41,346 Tragedy. 893 00:38:43,567 --> 00:38:45,876 If Serena hadn't kissed Dan, then... 894 00:38:47,643 --> 00:38:49,960 Nate wouldn't have been at the hospital looking for her, 895 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,030 and Jenny wouldn't have come looking for Nate. 896 00:38:52,031 --> 00:38:54,017 If Dorota hadn't gone into labor... 897 00:38:54,402 --> 00:38:56,217 Maybe everything would be different. 898 00:39:00,635 --> 00:39:01,856 But it's not. 899 00:39:04,396 --> 00:39:06,019 We're holding on to the pain 900 00:39:06,145 --> 00:39:08,045 because it's all we have left. 901 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,018 But we don't have to. 902 00:39:11,938 --> 00:39:13,211 We have a choice. 903 00:39:22,729 --> 00:39:23,750 Truce. 904 00:39:32,591 --> 00:39:34,006 You can see yourself out. 905 00:39:34,053 --> 00:39:35,172 I know the way. 906 00:39:36,438 --> 00:39:40,932 * Just gonna stand there and hear me cry * 907 00:39:41,538 --> 00:39:43,335 * But that's all right * 908 00:39:43,336 --> 00:39:46,574 * because I love the way you lie * 909 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:49,224 * I love the way you lie * 910 00:39:50,127 --> 00:39:52,092 * I can't tell you what it really is * 911 00:39:52,093 --> 00:39:55,221 * I can only tell you what it feels like, and right now... * 912 00:39:55,755 --> 00:39:58,505 On the Upper East Side, you may stand down, 913 00:39:58,506 --> 00:40:00,449 but you can never give up. 914 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:04,270 And the bitterest feuds are always labors of love. 915 00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,123 Hi. 916 00:40:05,124 --> 00:40:06,653 Hi. I just got home. 917 00:40:06,747 --> 00:40:07,793 Can you come over? 918 00:40:08,528 --> 00:40:09,720 I don't think so. 919 00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:11,938 My dad's gonna be okay. Thanks for asking. 920 00:40:12,288 --> 00:40:13,795 I'm glad, but, Nate... 921 00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:15,243 But what? 922 00:40:16,182 --> 00:40:17,908 Oh, God, this is so hard. 923 00:40:21,534 --> 00:40:24,204 Okay, well, let me make it easy for you. You find out 924 00:40:24,205 --> 00:40:26,215 that Nate Archibald's dad's a jailbird, 925 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:27,572 and you decide you can do better, 926 00:40:27,573 --> 00:40:28,721 or maybe you already have. 927 00:40:28,722 --> 00:40:31,781 Nate, please, you're different than anyone I've ever known. 928 00:40:31,782 --> 00:40:32,466 No, you know what? 929 00:40:32,467 --> 00:40:33,989 Just save it, okay? 930 00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:36,428 'Cause you're exactly like everyone I've ever known. 931 00:40:38,593 --> 00:40:40,190 I'm so sorry, but I have to go. 932 00:40:42,688 --> 00:40:44,239 * Just gonna stand there and...* 933 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,066 Hey, Juliet. 934 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:47,230 * And hear me cry * 935 00:40:47,325 --> 00:40:48,258 What's wrong? 936 00:40:48,532 --> 00:40:49,314 Nothing. 937 00:40:50,201 --> 00:40:51,129 I'm fine. 938 00:40:51,792 --> 00:40:52,986 Just a bad day. 939 00:40:54,765 --> 00:40:57,351 I... I hope it's okay I poured myself a drink. 940 00:40:57,352 --> 00:40:59,333 Of course. I could use one, too. 941 00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:01,269 * I love the way you lie * 942 00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:03,670 I assume you are here for your check 943 00:41:03,671 --> 00:41:05,883 and not just to raid my liquor cabinet. 944 00:41:06,403 --> 00:41:08,411 I'm sorry to be so predictable. 945 00:41:08,630 --> 00:41:10,655 * And we fall back into the same patterns * 946 00:41:10,656 --> 00:41:11,741 * Same routine * 947 00:41:11,942 --> 00:41:14,401 Here. This should cover things. 948 00:41:14,402 --> 00:41:16,186 * When it comes to love, you're just as blinded * 949 00:41:16,187 --> 00:41:17,601 * Baby, please come back * 950 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:18,945 How's it going? 951 00:41:20,497 --> 00:41:22,541 You weren't kidding when you said it'd be a challenge. 952 00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:26,653 Well, all good things are worth waiting for, aren't they? 953 00:41:26,893 --> 00:41:29,219 But our most dangerous enemies are the ones 954 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,881 we never knew we had. 955 00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:32,000 To patience. 956 00:41:32,070 --> 00:41:35,436 * In my voice when I talk * * Gonna stand there and... * 957 00:41:35,437 --> 00:41:39,460 So if you want peace, always be prepared for war. 958 00:41:40,027 --> 00:41:42,503 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 959 00:41:42,703 --> 00:41:52,903 Sync by YYeTs.net www.addic7ed.com