1 00:00:00,152 --> 00:00:02,641 Gossip Girl here, Your one and only source 2 00:00:02,708 --> 00:00:04,676 Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:04,727 --> 00:00:07,095 My mom's filing for divorce. 4 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:08,564 I'd love the chance to talk to her 5 00:00:08,648 --> 00:00:09,932 So she could see for herself just how much I've changed. 6 00:00:10,016 --> 00:00:11,767 I should hear your father out. 7 00:00:11,851 --> 00:00:13,718 Really nice seeing your mother up here after all this time. 8 00:00:13,770 --> 00:00:14,886 Yeah. 9 00:00:14,938 --> 00:00:15,904 Just in time, too, right? 10 00:00:15,989 --> 00:00:16,888 Just in time for what? 11 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:18,407 Your father's parole. 12 00:00:18,491 --> 00:00:20,359 Serena and colin are over. Do not continue 13 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:21,410 To jeopardize her future. 14 00:00:21,494 --> 00:00:23,061 If only he were the only teacher 15 00:00:23,112 --> 00:00:25,113 Serena had an inappropriate relationship with. 16 00:00:25,198 --> 00:00:27,732 serena's in the hospital. 17 00:00:27,784 --> 00:00:30,836 Oh, my god. You drugged her? That was not part of the plan. 18 00:00:30,903 --> 00:00:32,704 Look, this isn't just about you anymore. 19 00:00:32,755 --> 00:00:34,806 I was wondering if you wanted to discuss 20 00:00:34,874 --> 00:00:36,291 A place for her recovery. 21 00:00:36,376 --> 00:00:38,010 Ostroff center. 22 00:00:38,077 --> 00:00:39,761 Your daughter wakes up alone, drugged, 23 00:00:39,829 --> 00:00:42,264 In an empty motel room, and you just have her committed. 24 00:00:42,348 --> 00:00:44,349 Juliet may have been behind serena's overdose. 25 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:46,385 What do you say we find that bitch 26 00:00:46,452 --> 00:00:48,833 And get us a little frontier justice? 27 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,002 Serena Seeks Support 28 00:00:51,237 --> 00:00:53,425 And who am I? 29 00:00:53,476 --> 00:00:56,761 That's a secret I'll never tell. 30 00:00:56,813 --> 00:00:58,730 You know you love me. 31 00:00:58,781 --> 00:01:00,966 X.O.X.O., gossip girl. 32 00:01:01,034 --> 00:01:04,236 Synced By YesCool www. addic7ed. com 33 00:01:04,287 --> 00:01:08,440 Spotted-dan and blair exiting sant ambroeus 34 00:01:08,491 --> 00:01:11,109 With espresso doppio for two, but we hear it's not 35 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,778 The caffeine that's got them talking a mile a minute. 36 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:15,297 It's a mission. 37 00:01:15,381 --> 00:01:16,781 So juliet dressed up like serena 38 00:01:16,833 --> 00:01:18,783 At saints and sinners to destroy her relationships 39 00:01:18,835 --> 00:01:20,302 With me and nate. 40 00:01:20,386 --> 00:01:22,304 And enlists vanessa and jenny to mess with me. 41 00:01:22,388 --> 00:01:24,589 Which is devious and pathetic, but let's face it, 42 00:01:24,641 --> 00:01:26,508 Around here, it's just another Saturday night. 43 00:01:26,592 --> 00:01:29,561 Well, you can't show up at a masked ball and not expect 44 00:01:29,628 --> 00:01:30,762 At least one social-climbing doppelganger 45 00:01:30,813 --> 00:01:32,347 To try and impersonate you. 46 00:01:32,432 --> 00:01:34,799 But then, according to jenny, juliet posted a photo of herself 47 00:01:34,851 --> 00:01:36,318 As serena doing coke. 48 00:01:36,402 --> 00:01:38,487 And for that, she will be judged by a higher power, but we've- 49 00:01:38,571 --> 00:01:40,022 We've seen worse. 50 00:01:40,106 --> 00:01:42,157 Well, I was gonna say "done worse," but yes. 51 00:01:42,241 --> 00:01:45,077 Okay, but then... Serena wakes up in a motel room 52 00:01:45,144 --> 00:01:46,644 After almost o. D.Ing. 53 00:01:46,696 --> 00:01:48,613 And that is where the "juliet express" 54 00:01:48,665 --> 00:01:51,316 Goes off the rails and heads straight for crazytown. 55 00:01:51,367 --> 00:01:53,335 The next thing we know, serena wakes up, 56 00:01:53,419 --> 00:01:55,153 Insists she didn't go on a bender. 57 00:01:55,204 --> 00:01:57,155 But then the photo shows up online, and she starts 58 00:01:57,206 --> 00:01:59,657 To doubt herself and checks herself into the ostroff, 59 00:01:59,709 --> 00:02:01,659 Which brings us up to the present. 60 00:02:01,711 --> 00:02:03,879 The thing we need to figure out is why. 61 00:02:03,963 --> 00:02:05,881 I mean, colin, nate, hamilton house- 62 00:02:05,965 --> 00:02:08,333 None of that explains taking things so far. 63 00:02:08,384 --> 00:02:11,720 Well, as someone well-acquainted with the darker human emotions, 64 00:02:11,804 --> 00:02:13,805 Let me offer my theory. 65 00:02:13,856 --> 00:02:16,274 There is only one motive powerful enough to fuel 66 00:02:16,342 --> 00:02:19,010 A gaslighting like this, and that is retribution. 67 00:02:19,062 --> 00:02:20,979 Retribution for what? 68 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:26,034 I know I've already said this, 69 00:02:26,119 --> 00:02:28,537 But I'm really proud of you, and so is mom. 70 00:02:28,621 --> 00:02:31,022 Is that why she's here- to tell me herself? 71 00:02:31,074 --> 00:02:33,041 Do I even wanna know where she is? 72 00:02:33,126 --> 00:02:35,527 She and chuck are meeting with a reporter 73 00:02:35,578 --> 00:02:38,580 From "the post" this morning- some profile on bass industries. 74 00:02:38,664 --> 00:02:40,632 Oh, "the post," because they have such 75 00:02:40,699 --> 00:02:42,634 Award-winning business coverage. 76 00:02:42,701 --> 00:02:44,469 Oh, don't tell me you detect a whiff 77 00:02:44,537 --> 00:02:46,004 Of eau de damage control. 78 00:02:46,055 --> 00:02:48,223 Mom's classic scent brings back 79 00:02:48,307 --> 00:02:49,674 The fondest memories of childhood. 80 00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:51,510 I am way ahead of you there, 81 00:02:51,561 --> 00:02:53,645 But when I confronted her about it, she didn't deny it. 82 00:02:53,712 --> 00:02:55,147 Bass industries is a family-run company, 83 00:02:55,214 --> 00:02:57,182 And like it or not, what the family does 84 00:02:57,233 --> 00:02:59,101 Affects what people think about it. 85 00:02:59,185 --> 00:03:01,570 I know I've put her in a tough position, 86 00:03:01,654 --> 00:03:04,589 But please promise me that you'll try to keep her honest 87 00:03:04,657 --> 00:03:08,243 About where I am and what's going on. 88 00:03:08,311 --> 00:03:11,246 No stories about aunt carol's in miami like when you were here. 89 00:03:11,330 --> 00:03:13,281 I- I am on it, although that marlins jersey 90 00:03:13,366 --> 00:03:15,867 That bart bass bought me that year for christmas 91 00:03:15,918 --> 00:03:18,286 Would look great on you. 92 00:03:19,405 --> 00:03:20,672 Serena, eric. 93 00:03:20,739 --> 00:03:21,673 Hey. 94 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:24,126 So... Have you made a decision? 95 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:27,262 what do you mean, no visitors? 96 00:03:27,346 --> 00:03:29,581 I don't think you realize who we are. 97 00:03:29,632 --> 00:03:32,167 Who she thinks she is, is more like. Look, I'm family. 98 00:03:32,235 --> 00:03:35,086 I'm serena's brother- or stepbrother, technically, 99 00:03:35,138 --> 00:03:36,754 Which I do mostly try to put out of my mind 100 00:03:36,806 --> 00:03:38,774 Seeing as we dated pretty seriously- 101 00:03:38,858 --> 00:03:41,193 Humphrey, they treat people in here 102 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,195 For less serious complexes than that. 103 00:03:43,262 --> 00:03:45,063 Do you wanna get committed? I'll just call her. 104 00:03:45,114 --> 00:03:46,865 I'm sure that we're on her list. 105 00:03:46,932 --> 00:03:48,617 There is no list, 106 00:03:48,701 --> 00:03:51,536 And her phone is locked away in a drawer somewhere. 107 00:03:51,604 --> 00:03:52,988 Look, serena's doctor recommended 108 00:03:53,072 --> 00:03:55,540 That she start her treatment with 72 hours, no contact. 109 00:03:55,608 --> 00:03:57,442 That includes me, my mom, and you guys. 110 00:03:57,493 --> 00:03:58,943 No, but serena doesn't need to be here. 111 00:03:58,995 --> 00:04:00,462 Juliet was behind everything. 112 00:04:00,546 --> 00:04:02,330 And we have some questions for her. 113 00:04:02,415 --> 00:04:05,467 Whatever screwy series of events got her in the front door, 114 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:08,036 She's here now, and she's getting the help 115 00:04:08,104 --> 00:04:10,005 She's probably needed for a long time, 116 00:04:10,089 --> 00:04:13,642 So whatever you're up to, you need to do it without serena. 117 00:04:15,928 --> 00:04:20,398 Looks like someone's gonna have a busy holiday season. 118 00:04:20,466 --> 00:04:21,983 Well, unfortunately, they're all followed up 119 00:04:22,068 --> 00:04:26,354 By a polite phone call asking if your father will be attending. 120 00:04:26,439 --> 00:04:27,972 Oh. 121 00:04:28,024 --> 00:04:29,974 Or in the case of lily's holiday party 122 00:04:30,026 --> 00:04:31,493 For bass industries, a handwritten note 123 00:04:31,611 --> 00:04:33,078 Saying she hopes I understand. 124 00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:35,080 Wow, I guess I always thought the mean girls 125 00:04:35,148 --> 00:04:36,648 Got a little nicer once they grew up 126 00:04:36,716 --> 00:04:38,200 And had kids of their own. 127 00:04:38,284 --> 00:04:39,835 Quite the opposite, I'm afraid. 128 00:04:39,919 --> 00:04:41,253 Yeah. 129 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,822 But no party is more important than family. 130 00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:46,942 Yeah. About that... 131 00:04:47,009 --> 00:04:48,793 Nate, what is it? 132 00:04:48,845 --> 00:04:50,345 So I really appreciate 133 00:04:50,429 --> 00:04:52,848 Everything you've been doing for dad, and I, you know, 134 00:04:52,932 --> 00:04:55,300 Wanna make sure he deserved the chance you're giving him. 135 00:04:55,351 --> 00:04:58,053 So I called the business manager and asked if dad had been 136 00:04:58,137 --> 00:05:00,055 In contact, made any plans for when he got out. 137 00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:02,173 Please tell me he didn't book a one-way flight 138 00:05:02,225 --> 00:05:03,725 To the caribbean. 139 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:06,595 No, but he did ask about leasing a house outside the city. 140 00:05:06,662 --> 00:05:09,447 Why wasn't I told about this? 141 00:05:09,515 --> 00:05:11,049 He wanted to tell you. 142 00:05:11,117 --> 00:05:13,051 Dad begged him not to say anything. 143 00:05:13,119 --> 00:05:15,537 I already said you'd find out soon enough. 144 00:05:15,621 --> 00:05:17,522 It was supposed to be a surprise. 145 00:05:17,573 --> 00:05:19,157 I wish I was surprised. 146 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:22,244 So he uses our addressarole, 147 00:05:22,311 --> 00:05:25,413 Then uses my money to get his own place. Same old howard. 148 00:05:25,498 --> 00:05:27,549 I'm sorry, mom. 149 00:05:27,633 --> 00:05:30,535 I understand if you don't wanna go through with this. 150 00:05:30,586 --> 00:05:33,305 I just, you know, I really thought he had changed. 151 00:05:33,339 --> 00:05:36,341 So did I. 152 00:05:36,392 --> 00:05:37,976 I'll call the lawyers. 153 00:05:38,043 --> 00:05:42,147 I got you into this mess, okay? I'll go to dad. I'll tell him. 154 00:05:48,487 --> 00:05:49,887 We can't do nothing for three days. 155 00:05:49,939 --> 00:05:52,157 Who knows how far juliet could get in that time? 156 00:05:52,224 --> 00:05:54,276 Yeah, I think we just gotta tell my dad and lily 157 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,778 What juliet did with these pills is against the law. 158 00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:59,497 Police and parents-of course that's your plan, humphrey. 159 00:05:59,565 --> 00:06:01,750 Or we could sneak in to see serena. 160 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:04,669 That receptionist got a pretty good look at me, 161 00:06:04,737 --> 00:06:06,254 But maybe with a wig... 162 00:06:06,339 --> 00:06:08,306 That's your plan- disguises and accents? 163 00:06:08,374 --> 00:06:10,675 I never said anything about accents. Can you do any? 164 00:06:10,743 --> 00:06:13,712 No, look, eric is right. We need to leave serena out of this 165 00:06:13,763 --> 00:06:15,730 And just find juliet on our own. 166 00:06:15,798 --> 00:06:18,767 Well, colin is her cousin. We could track him down 167 00:06:18,851 --> 00:06:21,136 At whatever economic summit he's at this week. 168 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:22,887 Well, nate dated her. 169 00:06:22,939 --> 00:06:25,923 My minions knew her for a whole year 170 00:06:25,975 --> 00:06:27,776 Before we showed up. 171 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:29,728 Or... There is someone 172 00:06:29,779 --> 00:06:31,896 Who seems to know everything about everyone. 173 00:06:31,948 --> 00:06:33,431 Besides me, who? 174 00:06:36,101 --> 00:06:38,570 Gossip girl? She's not a ouija board, humphrey. 175 00:06:38,621 --> 00:06:40,572 You can't just ask, "where's juliet?" 176 00:06:40,623 --> 00:06:43,041 And expect her to point you in the right direction. 177 00:06:43,108 --> 00:06:45,026 Maybe you can. Look, think about it. 178 00:06:45,094 --> 00:06:47,879 You and serena are her people, not juliet. 179 00:06:47,946 --> 00:06:50,465 Serena really could have been hurt, and plus 180 00:06:50,549 --> 00:06:54,052 I'm sure she's furious that juliet sent in that fake photo. 181 00:06:54,119 --> 00:06:56,054 Does she even know that it's fake? 182 00:07:05,648 --> 00:07:09,267 Hey, juliet. It's good to see you. It's been a while. 183 00:07:09,318 --> 00:07:12,937 Yeah, thanks. It's good to be home. 184 00:07:16,993 --> 00:07:19,077 This is excruciating. What if she doesn't respond 185 00:07:19,144 --> 00:07:21,329 And all we're doing is wasting valuable time? 186 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:24,299 Our time is not that valuable. Until we know where juliet is, 187 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:27,335 We don't know whether we need to charter a jet 188 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:29,754 Or if your metro card will suffice for our journey. 189 00:07:32,157 --> 00:07:33,792 That's from her. 190 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:35,326 Open it. 191 00:07:39,665 --> 00:07:41,933 Well, I guess we have our mission. 192 00:07:45,087 --> 00:07:46,471 Buckle up, kids. 193 00:07:46,522 --> 00:07:48,640 You up for a road trip? 194 00:07:48,691 --> 00:07:53,044 Looks like this unholy alliance is hitting the road. 195 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,370 Serena, help me understand. 196 00:07:57,455 --> 00:07:59,372 Are you upset because of what you did 197 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,324 Or because you can't remember it? 198 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:02,926 both and... Neither. 199 00:08:02,993 --> 00:08:04,994 You know, if you saw 200 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:07,430 A photo of yourself on the internet doing cocaine, 201 00:08:07,498 --> 00:08:08,982 What would you think? 202 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:12,602 I wouldn't know what to think. I would never do that. 203 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:15,555 Exactly. 204 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:19,192 But with me, I can't be too sure. 205 00:08:19,277 --> 00:08:23,363 You know, I may not remember kissing dan and nate 206 00:08:23,447 --> 00:08:26,833 Or-or crossing blair, but... 207 00:08:26,901 --> 00:08:28,869 You know, this wouldn't be the first time 208 00:08:28,936 --> 00:08:31,905 That I had been with two guys in one night 209 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:34,374 Or betrayed my best friend. 210 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,576 Aah! 211 00:08:36,661 --> 00:08:38,378 That never happened. 212 00:08:38,462 --> 00:08:39,913 You're still a man in my eyes. 213 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:42,031 I always knew there was something. Get out! 214 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:44,334 things had gotten so out of control, 215 00:08:44,385 --> 00:08:47,537 I didn't know how to pull them back anymore. 216 00:08:47,588 --> 00:08:48,672 Hey, what's happening? Are you okay? 217 00:08:48,723 --> 00:08:49,756 We have to go. 218 00:08:49,841 --> 00:08:52,142 No, we can't leave him. 219 00:08:52,209 --> 00:08:54,094 There's drugs everywhere. We can get arrested. 220 00:08:54,178 --> 00:08:57,531 so I left town alone to cornwall, connecticut, 221 00:08:57,598 --> 00:09:00,116 To try to start over. 222 00:09:02,486 --> 00:09:05,772 is the pedal to the metal? 223 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:08,825 Because I swear if I shove my feet through the floor, 224 00:09:08,893 --> 00:09:11,278 I could run faster. At least there's no radio, 225 00:09:11,362 --> 00:09:13,246 So I'm spared your horrid taste in music. 226 00:09:13,331 --> 00:09:15,615 I think we were supposed to turn there. 227 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,918 You know, I'd tell you to stop being such a backseat driver, 228 00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:20,403 But how can you be one when you don't even know how to drive? 229 00:09:20,454 --> 00:09:22,372 I offered to get us a car service- 230 00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:24,624 Professional driver, comfortable seats, champagne! 231 00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:26,242 We're on a mission here. 232 00:09:26,294 --> 00:09:28,712 We need to be able to move at any moment and tail people, 233 00:09:28,763 --> 00:09:30,263 Speed, if necessary. 234 00:09:30,348 --> 00:09:32,248 Speed?! Please. And as for tailing someone, 235 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,250 A stretch hummer with a hot tub 236 00:09:34,302 --> 00:09:36,252 Would be more inconspicuous than this. 237 00:09:36,304 --> 00:09:38,555 First, my dad swapped a '69 les paul for this car. 238 00:09:38,606 --> 00:09:39,856 It's a collector's item, and second, 239 00:09:39,924 --> 00:09:41,808 It was either this or the lincoln hawk van, 240 00:09:41,893 --> 00:09:43,810 Which, all I'm saying, has graphics. 241 00:09:43,895 --> 00:09:45,762 Fine. We should almost be there. 242 00:09:45,813 --> 00:09:49,316 Let me just consult the g. P.S. Oh, wait. That's me. 243 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:55,405 No, but for real, cornice should be just up here. 244 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:57,824 thank you so much for your time. 245 00:09:57,909 --> 00:09:59,292 Enjoy your holiday. 246 00:09:59,377 --> 00:10:00,911 We really appreciate 247 00:10:00,962 --> 00:10:02,329 "the post's" interest in the company. 248 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:04,497 Bye. 249 00:10:04,582 --> 00:10:06,416 Ahh. Oh, my god. That was punishing. 250 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:09,469 I think my face actually hurts from smiling so much. Drink? 251 00:10:09,553 --> 00:10:11,338 Please. It's barely afternoon, but we've earned it. 252 00:10:11,422 --> 00:10:13,506 Serena only came up once. 253 00:10:13,591 --> 00:10:16,559 Yes, and I kept my promise to eric to tell the truth. 254 00:10:16,627 --> 00:10:19,179 She is exhausted. I know I am. 255 00:10:19,263 --> 00:10:21,264 I think we both killed it. 256 00:10:21,315 --> 00:10:23,466 You talking about how proud you are 257 00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:25,568 Of the work I've done at the empire. 258 00:10:25,636 --> 00:10:27,170 And you're saying what 259 00:10:27,238 --> 00:10:29,022 A great job I've done leading the board at bass. 260 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,074 Well, I meant what I said. 261 00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:32,692 So do I. 262 00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:34,277 Mm, there was that sticky question 263 00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:36,830 Of when I might take back the reins of bass industries. 264 00:10:36,914 --> 00:10:39,866 You kind of flinched when she asked you about it. 265 00:10:39,951 --> 00:10:42,869 Well, I didn't see that it was any of her business. 266 00:10:42,954 --> 00:10:45,372 It's a long ways away, and it was off topic. 267 00:10:45,456 --> 00:10:47,657 I will want it back at some point. You know that, right? 268 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:50,159 Of course. It was never my intention to be anything 269 00:10:50,211 --> 00:10:52,128 More than a custodian, overseeing the board 270 00:10:52,179 --> 00:10:55,065 Until you were ready to do it yourself. 271 00:10:58,102 --> 00:11:00,503 I have to get ready for this party, 272 00:11:00,554 --> 00:11:03,390 And the caterers are gonna be here any moment to set up, so... 273 00:11:03,474 --> 00:11:04,941 I'll see you tonight. 274 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,192 Oh. Mwah. 275 00:11:10,681 --> 00:11:13,149 It's a little early in the day for that, don't you think? 276 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,734 Things not go well? 277 00:11:14,819 --> 00:11:18,038 No, actually, the interview was, um, fine. 278 00:11:25,246 --> 00:11:28,331 If this is juliet's house, 279 00:11:28,382 --> 00:11:30,884 Then she is even freakier than we thought. 280 00:11:30,968 --> 00:11:33,036 Who pretends to be poor? 281 00:11:33,087 --> 00:11:34,871 Wait a second. I'm not sure what's supposed to happen 282 00:11:34,922 --> 00:11:37,424 Right now. If she is really in there, what's our plan? 283 00:11:37,508 --> 00:11:39,559 I mean, what are we gonna do? We're just gonna March up to her 284 00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:41,094 And pull her hair? 285 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,879 For starters. 286 00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:47,717 take it off. 287 00:11:47,768 --> 00:11:50,353 Yeah! Take it off, baby! 288 00:11:56,861 --> 00:11:59,612 Oh. At least he's owning it. 289 00:12:05,169 --> 00:12:08,038 Juliet wouldn't be at a party like this, let alone host it. 290 00:12:08,089 --> 00:12:10,006 I- I don't think this is her house. 291 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:12,542 Well, gossip girl didn't say it was, 292 00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:16,379 So don't just look for juliet. 293 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:18,081 Look for clues. 294 00:12:18,132 --> 00:12:21,134 body shots! 295 00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:26,473 Or someone who has one. 296 00:12:29,927 --> 00:12:31,861 Damien dalgaard? 297 00:12:37,401 --> 00:12:39,319 I don't understand. What changed her mind? 298 00:12:39,403 --> 00:12:41,371 Found out about the rhinebeck house, dad. 299 00:12:41,438 --> 00:12:43,373 You couldn't even wait two weeks 300 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,825 Before you start spending her money? 301 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:47,427 That's what you think? 302 00:12:47,495 --> 00:12:49,829 Nate, your mom and I vacationed at that place 303 00:12:49,914 --> 00:12:51,915 When we were first married. 304 00:12:51,966 --> 00:12:53,666 She said it was her dream house. 305 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,451 I saw it was for lease and I thought, 306 00:12:55,503 --> 00:12:58,388 Wouldn't it be great if we could get out of the city, 307 00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,590 Just the two of us? Spend some time reconnecting, 308 00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,559 Away from all our so-called friends. 309 00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:03,927 I'm sorry. I might have- 310 00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:06,629 Jumped to conclusions? Pretty quickly, too. 311 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,516 No, you're right. I guess this transition's gonna be harder 312 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,017 Than we thought. 313 00:13:11,102 --> 00:13:13,236 I'll talk to mom. 314 00:13:13,303 --> 00:13:16,773 Don't bother. 315 00:13:16,824 --> 00:13:19,993 I guess you're not the only one who assumed I was incapable 316 00:13:20,077 --> 00:13:22,745 Of doing something nice. I was kidding myself. 317 00:13:22,813 --> 00:13:27,967 Two of us alone in the country? Two of us together at all? 318 00:13:28,035 --> 00:13:30,036 It's been over for a long time. 319 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,592 What does that mean when you get out? I mean... 320 00:13:35,659 --> 00:13:37,994 If you don't come home to mom, are you gonna- 321 00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:40,096 A halfway house? Yes, I am. 322 00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:42,015 Dad, you- 323 00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:44,017 Nate, coming off of two years behind bars? 324 00:13:44,101 --> 00:13:46,335 A halfway house sounds pretty good to me. 325 00:13:51,525 --> 00:13:53,560 If you wanna stick around, 326 00:13:53,644 --> 00:13:59,082 I got tv privileges, and, uh, the game is on. 327 00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:02,468 Sure. Okay. 328 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:04,037 how's your sister? 329 00:14:04,121 --> 00:14:06,239 She's good. She's been living in hudson. 330 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,857 I banished her. 331 00:14:07,908 --> 00:14:09,859 Yeah, but it's been for the best. 332 00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:11,861 Listen, we're not, uh, here for a reunion. 333 00:14:11,912 --> 00:14:13,913 Yeah, me neither. I'm working. Connecticut 'burbs 334 00:14:13,998 --> 00:14:15,915 Do big business over the holidays. 335 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,334 College kids come home. School is always reliable. 336 00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:19,335 School? 337 00:14:19,386 --> 00:14:22,722 Yeah. Knightley. I went there. 338 00:14:22,806 --> 00:14:25,041 Wait. Boarding school? Where you met serena? 339 00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:26,926 I didn't make the connection, but of course. 340 00:14:27,011 --> 00:14:28,511 When serena ran away, 341 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:30,563 She went to the knightley school in cornwall. 342 00:14:30,648 --> 00:14:32,932 So do you know juliet sharp? 343 00:14:33,017 --> 00:14:35,935 I do. I saw her in the city about a week ago, 344 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:38,571 But whatever this is, uh, I'm not getting involved. 345 00:14:38,656 --> 00:14:41,658 Well, if you sold drugs to juliet, then you already are. 346 00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:44,110 It was bad. Serena ended up in the hospital, 347 00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:47,413 And she says she didn't do it to herself. 348 00:14:47,498 --> 00:14:49,232 Is she okay? 349 00:14:49,283 --> 00:14:51,668 She will be. 350 00:14:51,735 --> 00:14:54,704 juliet made a pretty big buy, all right? 351 00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:56,706 She bought coke, pills, even some ether. 352 00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:59,676 I assumed she was throwing a party for those sorority girls 353 00:14:59,743 --> 00:15:01,461 At whatever house. 354 00:15:01,545 --> 00:15:02,679 Ether? 355 00:15:02,746 --> 00:15:04,631 It's like a turn-of-the-century roofie. 356 00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:06,683 So serena goes to boarding school with damien. 357 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,685 Damien sells drugs to juliet. 358 00:15:08,752 --> 00:15:11,387 But what's the connection between juliet and serena? 359 00:15:11,438 --> 00:15:13,973 You know what? Why don't we find her address 360 00:15:14,058 --> 00:15:16,092 And go ask her ourselves? 361 00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:19,612 This is where I first met juliet. She's a townie. 362 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,905 whoo! Oh! 363 00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:32,575 whoa! Watch where you're going, man! 364 00:15:35,162 --> 00:15:37,096 what's the deal with the can opener? 365 00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:39,582 It's a car from britain. It's not that weird. 366 00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:41,935 I told him we should park away from the house 367 00:15:42,002 --> 00:15:43,853 So no one would see us getting in it. 368 00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,588 Oh, shotgun, by the way. 369 00:15:47,124 --> 00:15:49,559 Whoo! 370 00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:57,433 better step on it, juliet, 371 00:15:57,501 --> 00:16:01,321 Because your clean getaway just got very messy. 372 00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:08,203 Let the sugar cube melt. Drop it in. 373 00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:12,189 Extinguish the flame. 374 00:16:14,526 --> 00:16:16,961 And drink up. 375 00:16:18,797 --> 00:16:20,515 Ooh! 376 00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:25,202 Whoo! Oh, check it out. I love this song. 377 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,965 Serena, wh-what do you think about a b-minus? 378 00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:39,150 I want an a-plus. 379 00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,669 I know. I just think it would seem pretty obvious 380 00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:43,721 If all of a sudden you started getting a's in spanish. 381 00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:46,774 I thought we were going for more of a gradual improvement. 382 00:16:46,859 --> 00:16:48,359 You've been studying harder 383 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:51,462 And working with a- with a tutor. 384 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:54,299 aw, my tutor. 385 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,081 Mrs. Sharp. 386 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:12,717 Hi. Uh, we're juliet's friends from new york. 387 00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:14,585 Is, uh, is she around? 388 00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:18,139 Oh. um, no, no, she's out running some errands for me. 389 00:17:18,223 --> 00:17:20,024 I see. 390 00:17:20,092 --> 00:17:22,527 Um, I guess we'll- we'll try again later. 391 00:17:22,594 --> 00:17:26,064 Or maybe we can come in and wait? 392 00:17:26,115 --> 00:17:29,567 We've been dying to see her, and it was a long ride. 393 00:17:29,618 --> 00:17:32,120 Um, sure. sure. Come on in. 394 00:17:32,204 --> 00:17:34,539 Well, what did you say your names were? 395 00:17:34,606 --> 00:17:38,710 Oh, we didn't. I'm blair. This is dan and damien. 396 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,715 I'll put the kettle on. You guys sit. 397 00:17:43,782 --> 00:17:47,468 Um, so do you go to columbia with jules, or... 398 00:17:47,553 --> 00:17:48,452 I do. 399 00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:49,470 Oh. 400 00:17:49,555 --> 00:17:51,589 Um, but dan goes to n. Y.U., 401 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,975 And damien's in the school of life. 402 00:17:54,059 --> 00:17:57,979 I actually know juliet from here. I went to knightley. 403 00:17:58,063 --> 00:18:01,482 Oh. Uh, so I-I assume you know our ben. 404 00:18:03,468 --> 00:18:07,138 He was a damn good teacher, no matter what they say. 405 00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:09,824 I don't remember a mr. Sharp. 406 00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:12,327 No, no, his last name is donovan- 407 00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:14,696 The same as my first husband. 408 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:20,251 Do you recognize him? 409 00:18:20,318 --> 00:18:22,987 [lowered was julies brother. 410 00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:24,956 well, if I taught at knightley, 411 00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:27,175 I wouldn't bring my "mystic pizza" townie family 412 00:18:27,259 --> 00:18:28,710 To school events either. 413 00:18:28,794 --> 00:18:30,762 When serena went back to the city, 414 00:18:30,829 --> 00:18:33,497 He got fired for sleeping with a student. 415 00:18:33,549 --> 00:18:36,367 Everyone was sure it was her. 416 00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:40,337 Is, uh, earl grey okay? 417 00:18:40,389 --> 00:18:43,841 Actually, we won't be able to stay. 418 00:18:43,892 --> 00:18:46,343 So you're at a new school, but it's the same old thing- 419 00:18:46,395 --> 00:18:48,312 Partying, boys. 420 00:18:48,364 --> 00:18:51,866 Yeah, but there was one person there who was different. 421 00:18:55,371 --> 00:18:57,739 Mr. Donovan, hey. 422 00:18:57,823 --> 00:18:59,490 If you're wondering, 423 00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:02,660 No, I don't plan to drink both of these coffees. 424 00:19:02,711 --> 00:19:04,746 One is actually for you. 425 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:07,498 It's, uh, with two creams and no sugar. 426 00:19:07,549 --> 00:19:10,802 I notice that's how you take it in the dining hall. 427 00:19:10,869 --> 00:19:12,420 Thank you. 428 00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:16,174 Um, so if you don't mind, I was, um, wondering, 429 00:19:16,225 --> 00:19:19,093 I actually have some questions about arbor imagery 430 00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:21,179 In the poems of sylvia plath. 431 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:24,732 Well, I happen to know that will be on the final next week. 432 00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:27,384 So, uh, will you sit down? 433 00:19:32,107 --> 00:19:33,107 Thank you. 434 00:19:33,192 --> 00:19:34,776 Yeah, of course. 435 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,445 it felt good to have someone 436 00:19:37,529 --> 00:19:39,464 Who paid attention to me for a positive reason, 437 00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:43,367 And we began to spend more and more time together. 438 00:19:47,456 --> 00:19:49,424 There wasn't a keg cracked within 10 miles 439 00:19:49,491 --> 00:19:51,909 That serena didn't know about, d then suddenly, 440 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,078 She started staying home, reading in her room. 441 00:19:54,129 --> 00:19:56,714 The generous conclusion to draw would be that serena 442 00:19:56,765 --> 00:19:59,100 Was getting her act together, focusing on school. 443 00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:02,103 Yeah, but no one thought that. They assumed she was sleeping 444 00:20:02,187 --> 00:20:03,588 With the handsome, young english teacher. 445 00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:04,939 Was she? 446 00:20:05,023 --> 00:20:07,442 Well, I always thought the best about serena, but- 447 00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:09,694 But something made you believe it was true. 448 00:20:12,648 --> 00:20:16,150 I was having dinner with my aunt at the millbrook inn 449 00:20:16,235 --> 00:20:17,518 In poughkeepsie. 450 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,492 Oh. 451 00:20:24,576 --> 00:20:27,462 as we were heading out, I saw serena 452 00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:30,414 Checking in with mr. Donovan. 453 00:20:35,254 --> 00:20:38,289 Uh, I-I can't believe we got a flat tire in that weather. 454 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:40,291 A trip to the mary mccarthy collection 455 00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:42,677 At the vassar library is so not worth it. 456 00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:47,849 Ah. Why don't you, uh, dry off and get something to eat? 457 00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:49,967 And I'll go take care of that car. 458 00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:53,237 What? Are you kidding? You're not going back out there. 459 00:20:53,305 --> 00:20:54,856 You'll drown. 460 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:56,824 The tire's not gonna fix itself. 461 00:20:56,909 --> 00:20:58,860 Yeah, but it'll stop raining by morning. 462 00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:02,413 Maybe we could... Get a room. 463 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,031 Serena... 464 00:21:06,268 --> 00:21:09,437 Come on. You can't act like you haven't thought about it. 465 00:21:09,505 --> 00:21:12,440 The ability to have thoughts and not act on them- 466 00:21:12,508 --> 00:21:15,326 It's what separates man from beast. 467 00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:18,546 You're not gonna quote your way out of this. 468 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:23,017 I know what the stakes are for you. For me, too. 469 00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:24,936 But this is real on both sides, 470 00:21:25,003 --> 00:21:27,038 And if you deny it, you're lying. 471 00:21:27,105 --> 00:21:28,689 I'm not a liar. 472 00:21:28,757 --> 00:21:30,641 I'm not gonna deny anything. 473 00:21:32,361 --> 00:21:34,795 I care about you very much, serena... 474 00:21:34,863 --> 00:21:38,866 Which is why I'm going to brave the weather and fix the tire 475 00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:40,985 So I can drive you home 476 00:21:41,036 --> 00:21:43,321 So you can sleep in your own bed tonight. 477 00:21:48,844 --> 00:21:51,879 You know, I think he was the only guy 478 00:21:51,964 --> 00:21:55,800 To ever say no to me. I was in love with him. 479 00:21:55,867 --> 00:21:58,486 Well, as in love as I had ever been at that point. 480 00:22:00,205 --> 00:22:02,673 After that, I didn't know how to act around him, 481 00:22:02,707 --> 00:22:07,094 So... We, uh, we never really talked again. 482 00:22:07,179 --> 00:22:09,347 This must have been 483 00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:12,716 Very disappointing to the 16-year-old adventuress 484 00:22:12,768 --> 00:22:15,519 That you were at the time, 485 00:22:15,571 --> 00:22:17,505 But when you tell this story now, 486 00:22:17,573 --> 00:22:19,390 What does it make you think? 487 00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:22,810 That ben donovan was a pretty great guy. 488 00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:26,897 Hey. Finally. 489 00:22:26,949 --> 00:22:28,866 what do you need, ben? 490 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:32,069 What's with the mood? Mom wear you out christmas shopping? 491 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,571 No, we actually never made it to the mall. 492 00:22:34,623 --> 00:22:38,242 Dan and blair showed up in cornwall with damien dalgaard. 493 00:22:38,293 --> 00:22:40,795 Damien? What's he doing with them? 494 00:22:40,879 --> 00:22:43,764 Well, considering he's the one who sold me the pills 495 00:22:43,849 --> 00:22:46,884 That I used on serena, I think I have a pretty good guess. 496 00:22:46,935 --> 00:22:49,887 Look, I told you the drugs were going too far. 497 00:22:49,938 --> 00:22:51,588 Never mind if they go to the cops. 498 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,024 What if those guys show up at mom's 499 00:22:53,091 --> 00:22:54,692 And start asking questions? 500 00:22:54,776 --> 00:22:56,093 Yeah, I'm sure they already did. 501 00:22:56,161 --> 00:22:59,113 And I'm sure they're figuring it all out right now, 502 00:22:59,197 --> 00:23:03,234 Which is exactly why I am gonna finish this thing 503 00:23:03,285 --> 00:23:06,237 Once and for all like I should have done in the first place. 504 00:23:06,288 --> 00:23:11,409 Where are you? Are you in the city? 505 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:17,999 Juliet... You have done enough. Do not go after serena. 506 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,583 If you touch her- 507 00:23:19,635 --> 00:23:23,787 What? It's not like you can stop me. 508 00:23:27,142 --> 00:23:29,310 Hey, I-I need to make another call. 509 00:23:29,394 --> 00:23:31,429 Please, you've got to let me make a call. 510 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,298 Okay, fine, you make the call, but someone has to warn her. 511 00:23:34,349 --> 00:23:36,317 Serena van der woodsen. 512 00:23:36,401 --> 00:23:40,905 Hey, archibald! I'm ben. I'm juliet's brother. 513 00:23:40,972 --> 00:23:43,640 All right, you need to find serena and make sure she's okay. 514 00:23:43,692 --> 00:23:45,192 Wait, wait. What? Hey! 515 00:23:45,277 --> 00:23:47,978 Hey, man. You gotta back up from the bars, man. 516 00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:49,780 You can't talk to him, okay? 517 00:23:51,483 --> 00:23:52,950 Hey, man, what's up? 518 00:23:53,001 --> 00:23:55,152 hey, when's the last time you talked with serena? 519 00:23:55,203 --> 00:23:56,671 She's not answering her phone. 520 00:23:56,755 --> 00:23:58,172 No, they took it away. It's part of her therapy. 521 00:23:58,256 --> 00:23:59,874 Oh, so she's still at the ostroff? 522 00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:01,692 That's good. I guess she's safe there. 523 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,577 What do you mean? Safe from what? 524 00:24:03,645 --> 00:24:06,414 I was visiting my dad, and I ran into juliet's brother ben? 525 00:24:06,481 --> 00:24:08,766 He was really upset, and he, uh, seemed to think 526 00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,334 Serena's in danger. 527 00:24:10,385 --> 00:24:11,835 From-from who? Juliet? 528 00:24:11,887 --> 00:24:14,338 I don't know. He didn't get a chance to say. 529 00:24:14,389 --> 00:24:16,841 But, uh, we should probably go check on her. 530 00:24:16,908 --> 00:24:18,726 Can you go? I'm in staten island. 531 00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:20,311 No, I'm... 532 00:24:20,362 --> 00:24:22,229 I'm with blair and damien in connecticut. 533 00:24:22,314 --> 00:24:23,847 It's a long story, but... 534 00:24:23,899 --> 00:24:25,816 All right, meet us at the van der woodsens'. 535 00:24:25,867 --> 00:24:27,318 Serena should be okay where she is, 536 00:24:27,369 --> 00:24:29,236 But we-we need to find juliet. 537 00:24:29,321 --> 00:24:32,373 Okay, I'll see you there. 538 00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:47,671 uh-oh, s. 539 00:24:47,723 --> 00:24:49,924 You've got a surprise visitor, 540 00:24:50,008 --> 00:24:52,176 And she's about to give you shock therapy. 541 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,576 Look, I think I figured it out. 542 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,611 Okay, serena had an affair with her teacher 543 00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,363 Because, let's face it. It's serena, 544 00:24:59,447 --> 00:25:01,365 And what else is there to do in connecticut? 545 00:25:01,449 --> 00:25:03,317 Then she came to her senses and discarded him 546 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:04,835 Like last season's chanel booties. 547 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,820 Then he became a crazy stalker, and serena pressharges. 548 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,455 That should be a warning to you, humphrey. 549 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,840 Yeah, because the parallels are striking. 550 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,842 Never-to-be-realized literary aspirations-check. 551 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:15,012 Townie-you're from brooklyn, so check. 552 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,496 And giving up everything to become 553 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:18,549 Serena van der woodsen's stalker-check. 554 00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:20,134 Face it, humphrey. 555 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,686 You are one knitted tie away from mr. Donovan territory. 556 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,189 Yeah, except for the fact that stalker implies one-sided. 557 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,641 Serena went to the saints and sinners ball 558 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,193 Because she chose me. 559 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,395 Yes, it was obvious this morning at the ostroff center 560 00:25:31,479 --> 00:25:33,447 That serena couldn't wait to be in your arms. 561 00:25:33,514 --> 00:25:35,282 And for the record, I haven't given anything up 562 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:36,817 To be with serena. 563 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,787 Oh, of course not... Besides your time and your dignity. 564 00:25:39,854 --> 00:25:41,655 You are chauffeuring me around, aren't you? 565 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,240 And I'm just curious. 566 00:25:43,325 --> 00:25:45,326 When was the last time you wrote anything? 567 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,578 And scribbling "d. Loves s. " 568 00:25:47,662 --> 00:25:50,197 All over your journal every night doesn't count. 569 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:53,000 and the photo of me on "gossip girl"- 570 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,602 That was you, too? 571 00:25:54,669 --> 00:25:56,637 Yep. I went out dressed like you 572 00:25:56,705 --> 00:25:58,806 And partied like it was 2007. 573 00:25:58,874 --> 00:26:01,842 And then you just left me for dead in a motel room- 574 00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:05,429 Why? Because of nate or colin? 575 00:26:05,513 --> 00:26:07,514 No, you stupid bitch, 576 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,767 Because you destroyed my brother's life. 577 00:26:09,851 --> 00:26:11,652 Who's your brother? 578 00:26:11,719 --> 00:26:12,770 Ben donovan. 579 00:26:12,854 --> 00:26:14,855 Ben is your brother? 580 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,274 Wh-what did I ever do to him? 581 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,896 The official charge is statutory rape 582 00:26:21,963 --> 00:26:24,565 And transporting a minor across state lines. 583 00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:26,116 But nothing happened. 584 00:26:26,201 --> 00:26:28,752 The girl signed an affidavit stating otherwise. 585 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:35,960 I can't believe serena would do this. 586 00:26:36,044 --> 00:26:38,545 Okay. So I prove my innocence in court. 587 00:26:38,613 --> 00:26:40,764 It's her word against mine. 588 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,384 I have to advise against going to trial. 589 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,420 They have a witness that saw you at the bed and breakfast. 590 00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:48,422 You left campus with an underage student 591 00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:50,357 And drove across state lines. 592 00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:51,859 To a library. 593 00:26:51,926 --> 00:26:55,062 I know. It's a bitter pill, but the girl's family 594 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,031 Doesn't want the story to get out either, 595 00:26:57,098 --> 00:26:59,283 So they pressured the d. A. Into offering a plea bargain. 596 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:02,353 They can do that? 597 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,605 Serena's from a powerful family. 598 00:27:04,673 --> 00:27:07,257 And we're nobodies. 599 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:10,077 A plea bargain keeps the case out of the papers 600 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:13,514 And keeps your name off the national sex offenders list. 601 00:27:13,581 --> 00:27:15,615 You can start over again. 602 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:19,953 After I serve time for a crime I didn't commit. 603 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:23,007 I'm sorry, ben. 604 00:27:23,091 --> 00:27:24,624 Thanks to you, 605 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:27,461 My brother's currently serving a 5-year sentence. 606 00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:30,630 I swear, I never accused ben of any crime. 607 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,766 He was nothing but good to me. 608 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,151 I saw the affidavit. 609 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,403 I didn't sign anything. 610 00:27:36,471 --> 00:27:38,489 Then who did? 611 00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:40,991 lily! 612 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,143 The party's lovely. 613 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:44,495 Thank you. 614 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:47,581 Now tell me, honestly, how is serena doing? 615 00:27:47,648 --> 00:27:49,483 Oh, she's fine. She just needed a breather, 616 00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:51,085 And if it were up to me, 617 00:27:51,152 --> 00:27:53,487 She would be at canyon ranch right now, but they were booked. 618 00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,506 Actually, my sister needs more than a hot stone massage 619 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:58,542 To get better, but she's on her way to a full recovery. 620 00:27:58,659 --> 00:28:00,461 I'm sorry, 621 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,430 But that was what serena wanted, and you know it. 622 00:28:03,498 --> 00:28:05,382 Eric, somewhere between a marlins jersey 623 00:28:05,467 --> 00:28:08,719 And the absolute truth lies the better part of decorum. 624 00:28:08,803 --> 00:28:11,889 Becoming an adult is about learning the distinction. 625 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:21,281 you're doing some very exciting things, I hear. 626 00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:23,033 I appreciate that. 627 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,068 Mom, hey. 628 00:28:24,152 --> 00:28:25,536 Oh, sweetheart, hi. 629 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:29,239 Well, looks like lily heard the divorce is back on. 630 00:28:29,324 --> 00:28:31,291 Look, I messed up. The house dad rented- 631 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,160 It was this place in rhinebeck 632 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,145 You guys went on your first vacation. 633 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,464 He really did want to surprise you. 634 00:28:37,532 --> 00:28:39,299 I'm afraid it doesn't change anything. 635 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:40,884 But it's not his fault, 636 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,203 And now he's gonna have to go to a halfway house. 637 00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:45,705 I'm sorry, nate. It was never gonna work. 638 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,707 We were all just fooling ourselves. 639 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:50,344 hi, anne! 640 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:54,848 The truth is, I need this more than I need your father. 641 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,885 Minnie, hi. 642 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,604 Hi. 643 00:29:00,688 --> 00:29:02,072 How are you? Is that one of your designs? 644 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,490 It is. Oh! You look adorable. 645 00:29:03,558 --> 00:29:05,409 Thank you. 646 00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,244 Come. I need to catch up with you. 647 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,231 Good evening. On behalf of bass industries, 648 00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:13,200 I'd like to wish you all a very happy holiday. 649 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,569 I'd also like to acknowledge my stepmother 650 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,838 And all the work she's done for the company. 651 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,708 Serena, what is she doing here? 652 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,243 It's okay. I asked juliet to come. 653 00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:24,878 Wait here. I'm gonna go talk to my mom. 654 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,413 Okay. 655 00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:28,515 when charles asked me to take over, I was overwhelmed. 656 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:30,350 Serena will explain. 657 00:29:30,418 --> 00:29:32,019 But he's family, and I've tried to do what's best 658 00:29:32,086 --> 00:29:35,589 For my family. It's the one thing that has always guided me. 659 00:29:37,392 --> 00:29:40,894 Serena! What a lovely surprise. 660 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,362 Everything okay? 661 00:29:42,430 --> 00:29:44,448 I need to talk to you. 662 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:48,768 Okay. Well, let's just take a few photos real quick. Smile. 663 00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:53,540 What's going on? 664 00:29:53,608 --> 00:29:56,493 I don't know, but I feel a little sick inside 665 00:29:56,578 --> 00:29:59,112 And not just because I'm looking at him. 666 00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:00,747 What, have you come to recruit another virgin 667 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,666 To be your drug mule? 668 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,585 I would say, "why, are you available?" 669 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,787 But I'm leaving. Thanks for the ride into the city. 670 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,840 okay, that's enough. Thanks for helping. 671 00:30:09,924 --> 00:30:11,625 just one more. 672 00:30:11,676 --> 00:30:13,677 I can't do this. Hi. I'm-I'm serena. 673 00:30:13,761 --> 00:30:16,430 I'm lily's daughter. I wasn't gonna be able to make it tonight 674 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,249 Because, um, I was actually at the ostroff center. 675 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,186 But if it were up to my mother, 676 00:30:22,270 --> 00:30:24,438 She'd have you believe that I was at canyon ranch. 677 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:27,140 That's because having a daughter who's in a mental hospital 678 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:29,159 Threatens her carefully protected image. 679 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,662 She wants you all to think that she's the perfect host 680 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,697 And mother and wife, but the truth is 681 00:30:33,781 --> 00:30:36,166 She's a selfish liar who will destroy anyone 682 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,118 Who stands in her way. 683 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,087 Time to turn on the charm, lily, 684 00:30:40,154 --> 00:30:44,074 Because your perfect party just turned into the perfect storm. 685 00:30:48,006 --> 00:30:50,307 I apologize. I told serena she couldn't take 686 00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:52,226 The company plane to belize for christmas break, 687 00:30:52,293 --> 00:30:54,845 And apparently, she took it harder than I realized. 688 00:30:57,131 --> 00:30:59,183 go find out 689 00:30:59,267 --> 00:31:01,151 What's going on with your sister. 690 00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:04,488 Please, rufus, take the holiday to get things under control. 691 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:06,990 With the upcoming sale of bass industries, 692 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:09,159 We don't need any more surprises. 693 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,328 Lily said she told you. 694 00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:16,149 Of course. Forgive me. Um, it's been a dizzying few days. 695 00:31:20,288 --> 00:31:22,172 Look, I don't know what's going on, 696 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:25,375 But serena brought juliet here tonight. 697 00:31:30,381 --> 00:31:32,332 Don't take one step closer to her. 698 00:31:32,383 --> 00:31:34,001 How do you feel about prison food 699 00:31:34,068 --> 00:31:35,835 And daily strip searches? 700 00:31:35,887 --> 00:31:37,638 B., it's okay. I talked to juliet. 701 00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:39,623 She's not the problem anymore. It's my mom. 702 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:41,475 Well, clearly, she's drugged serena again. 703 00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:43,110 Dan, write a list of everything 704 00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:45,128 Damien said that he sold to juliet, and, you, 705 00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:47,681 Look at the list and tell us which one of those drugs 706 00:31:47,732 --> 00:31:49,616 Causes you to repeatedly trust psychopaths. 707 00:31:49,684 --> 00:31:51,685 And you call the police. 708 00:31:51,736 --> 00:31:53,570 Okay, nobody is calling the police. 709 00:31:53,655 --> 00:31:55,772 I know everything that juliet did, 710 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,291 And nothing excuses it, 711 00:31:57,358 --> 00:32:00,410 But the van der woodsens are not putting any more 712 00:32:00,478 --> 00:32:02,195 Of her family members behind bars. 713 00:32:02,247 --> 00:32:05,732 Juliet, I'll find a way to get ben out of prison, I promise. 714 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,918 You're free to go now. 715 00:32:08,002 --> 00:32:09,887 What? No! No, this is unacceptable. 716 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,622 Juliet has tried to hurt you too many times. 717 00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:13,257 You can't just let her walk away. 718 00:32:13,341 --> 00:32:15,676 Blair's right, serena. 719 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,561 I promise I won't do anything to harm serena again, 720 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:20,847 Or anyone else for that matter. 721 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,149 yeah, that's reassuring. 722 00:32:23,884 --> 00:32:26,186 I'm sorry. 723 00:32:28,356 --> 00:32:31,191 I just spent a day 724 00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:34,561 In a... Car with dan humphrey to try to track her down, 725 00:32:34,612 --> 00:32:36,563 And you're just letting her leave. 726 00:32:36,614 --> 00:32:39,566 I really need someone to tell me what's going on. 727 00:32:39,617 --> 00:32:41,585 Okay, look, I'll explain everything to everyone. 728 00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:43,420 I just need to talk to my mom first. 729 00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:45,005 I apologize, charles. 730 00:32:45,072 --> 00:32:47,040 It seems that my biological children 731 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,209 Don't understand that when business is at stake, 732 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:52,412 You need to leave your dirty laundry in the hamper. 733 00:32:52,463 --> 00:32:55,048 Is that what ben donovan was to you-dirty laundry? 734 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:56,717 Who's ben donovan? 735 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,719 He was my boarding school teacher. 736 00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:01,188 Mom falsely accused him of statutory rape, 737 00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:04,558 So now he's serving time for a crime he didn't commit. 738 00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:07,361 Is that what the ostroff center calls treatment these days? 739 00:33:07,428 --> 00:33:09,813 Public scenes and false accusations? 740 00:33:09,897 --> 00:33:11,815 Juliet is ben's sister. She told me everything. 741 00:33:11,899 --> 00:33:15,268 So, please, no more lying. What happened? 742 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,239 You wanted to come home, and I wanted you here. 743 00:33:19,290 --> 00:33:21,408 But when constance saw your records from knightley, 744 00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:23,877 They wouldn't take you back, and it was the same 745 00:33:23,944 --> 00:33:26,413 With all the decent schools. And I-I was worried 746 00:33:26,464 --> 00:33:28,749 About your future, so I went to knightley 747 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,217 And talked to the administration. 748 00:33:30,284 --> 00:33:31,668 Of course you did. 749 00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:33,754 Well, when I was on campus, 750 00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:36,740 There were some girls gossiping about you. 751 00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:38,458 They said that you had spent the night 752 00:33:38,509 --> 00:33:40,260 At a bed and breakfast with one of your teachers. 753 00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:42,229 That was just gossip. 754 00:33:42,296 --> 00:33:44,381 Well, it was gossip I could use to our advantage. 755 00:33:44,449 --> 00:33:46,433 I expressed my concern to the school 756 00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,435 That one of their teachers was having 757 00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:50,303 An inappropriate relationship with my underage daughter. 758 00:33:50,355 --> 00:33:53,473 So you sent ben to prison so that I could go to constance? 759 00:33:53,524 --> 00:33:55,475 Well, no! O- of course not. 760 00:33:55,526 --> 00:33:58,779 But after I left, the school... Alerted the authorities, 761 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,648 And then I didn't know what I had set in motion 762 00:34:01,699 --> 00:34:03,667 Until I was contacted by the d. A., 763 00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:05,285 And by then, it was too late. 764 00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:07,254 What, too late to tell the truth? 765 00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,256 So you just destroy a man's life, 766 00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:11,491 All so that you can keep up appearances? 767 00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:13,877 No, I did this for you, for your future. 768 00:34:13,961 --> 00:34:16,129 Look, it's not like mr. Donovan was guilt-free. 769 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:19,165 He-he shouldn't have been having an affair with a student. 770 00:34:19,217 --> 00:34:21,351 But he didn't do anything. Nothing ever happened. 771 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,937 Serena, you don't have to protect him. 772 00:34:24,004 --> 00:34:27,224 I'm not protecting him. He never touched me, mom. 773 00:34:27,308 --> 00:34:30,510 You sent an innocent man to prison. 774 00:34:30,561 --> 00:34:33,513 Look, everyone here has crossed the line at some point 775 00:34:33,564 --> 00:34:35,515 To protect someone they care about. 776 00:34:35,566 --> 00:34:38,018 Sometimes... There's collateral damage. 777 00:34:38,086 --> 00:34:41,488 It's not so easy when you're the collateral damage. 778 00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:43,957 Maybe it's time to put everything on the table. 779 00:34:44,024 --> 00:34:47,360 Lily, do you have something you need to tell chuck? 780 00:34:47,412 --> 00:34:50,163 Well, if there was something I wanted to tell charles, 781 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:52,049 I would have told him. 782 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:55,335 Lily's selling bass industries. 783 00:34:55,386 --> 00:34:58,622 It's all very complicated. I had to talk to the board first. 784 00:34:58,689 --> 00:35:03,543 I trusted you with my father's company. 785 00:35:03,594 --> 00:35:06,146 I want it back... 786 00:35:06,214 --> 00:35:07,881 Immediately. 787 00:35:07,932 --> 00:35:10,884 Do you really think the board would allow me to give 788 00:35:10,935 --> 00:35:14,071 The company to someone who just disappeared for three months? 789 00:35:14,138 --> 00:35:16,273 Your instability is the reason that I ended up in charge 790 00:35:16,357 --> 00:35:18,358 In the first place. 791 00:35:18,409 --> 00:35:20,727 I won't let you do this, lily. 792 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,502 Serena, I'm so sorry. Please believe me. 793 00:35:28,569 --> 00:35:30,620 You have to. 794 00:35:30,705 --> 00:35:33,457 I don't have to do anything for you ever again. 795 00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:49,272 I... 796 00:35:49,357 --> 00:35:51,257 I didn't wanna hurt anyone, rufus. 797 00:35:51,309 --> 00:35:53,193 I really thought I was helping. 798 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:56,613 I'm sorry, lily. I-I don't know that I believe that anymore. 799 00:35:56,697 --> 00:35:59,900 They say you reap what you sow. 800 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:02,402 Better get out your gardening gloves, lily. 801 00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:05,689 Looks like you're going to have a bumper crop this year. 802 00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:10,911 See, I told ya, 803 00:36:10,962 --> 00:36:13,380 Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself. 804 00:36:13,448 --> 00:36:15,549 Yep, that's why we're gonna end this experiment 805 00:36:15,617 --> 00:36:17,334 In middle class living and call housekeeping to clean up. 806 00:36:17,419 --> 00:36:18,802 No way! I stuck my hand up a turkey's butt. 807 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:20,954 You're not getting out of your job. 808 00:36:21,006 --> 00:36:23,390 Well, I provided the location, so I did my part. 809 00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:26,126 Now I'm off to new zealand to enjoy a taste of summer 810 00:36:26,178 --> 00:36:29,813 And girls who like sex games in the rain forest. 811 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,815 Well, I'll help clear. It's only fitting, 812 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,851 Seeing as I did the shopping, set the table, 813 00:36:33,919 --> 00:36:35,636 And oversaw the cooking. 814 00:36:35,687 --> 00:36:37,521 All right. 815 00:36:39,124 --> 00:36:40,574 is that lily? 816 00:36:40,642 --> 00:36:43,360 By proxy. She's in montecito so she's having cece call. 817 00:36:43,428 --> 00:36:45,496 Is rufus going to join her? 818 00:36:45,564 --> 00:36:49,450 Yeah, but he's driving out on his own. 819 00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:51,769 See? I told you road trips are strictly for humphreys. 820 00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:54,755 Since my mom isn't going to help get ben out of jail, 821 00:36:54,823 --> 00:36:58,259 I wanna find the judge whose name is on the affidavit. 822 00:36:58,326 --> 00:37:02,129 I think that he lives upstate, so I thought I'd turn it 823 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:05,182 Into a road trip. Why don't you come with me? 824 00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:07,685 Uh, how long were you thinking? 825 00:37:07,752 --> 00:37:10,688 Well, I have to be back by the time school starts. 826 00:37:10,772 --> 00:37:12,690 I called dean reuther and explained that 827 00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:14,942 It wasn't me that dropped out. She was not happy, 828 00:37:15,009 --> 00:37:16,560 But she did reinstate me. 829 00:37:16,645 --> 00:37:18,529 Good-bye, friends, dan. 830 00:37:18,613 --> 00:37:21,031 I'll see you in the new year. 831 00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:24,535 Wait. I'll, uh, I'll walk you out. Here. 832 00:37:28,490 --> 00:37:30,991 New zealand? That's awfully close to australia. 833 00:37:31,042 --> 00:37:33,193 You know me. I like the heat. 834 00:37:33,245 --> 00:37:36,196 Well, you'll get plenty of it if you try to make a deal 835 00:37:36,248 --> 00:37:38,365 With the devil. Jack will never help you. 836 00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:41,719 Maybe, but a shared enemy makes for unlikely friends. 837 00:37:41,803 --> 00:37:45,139 You ready? 838 00:37:49,344 --> 00:37:51,312 Happy holidays, blair. 839 00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:58,485 Hey. I'm sorry to just spring a road trip 840 00:37:58,553 --> 00:38:00,070 On you like that. 841 00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:03,056 I didn't even ask what your plans for the break were. 842 00:38:03,108 --> 00:38:05,058 Oh, no, I don't really have any plans. 843 00:38:05,110 --> 00:38:08,028 I was... Sort of hoping to hang out with you 844 00:38:08,096 --> 00:38:10,531 And... Go see some movies, maybe get some writing done. 845 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:13,033 Well, then why don't you come with me? 846 00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:16,069 You could still write. Come on. It would be so much fun. 847 00:38:16,121 --> 00:38:19,072 It would be just the two of us listening to the radio 848 00:38:19,124 --> 00:38:23,093 And eating roadside food and do a little recon along the way. 849 00:38:23,178 --> 00:38:26,196 What do you say? I think it would be good for us. 850 00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:28,415 But would it be good for you? 851 00:38:28,466 --> 00:38:30,851 Serena, I would love to go away with you, 852 00:38:30,918 --> 00:38:32,919 But it feels like this trip 853 00:38:32,971 --> 00:38:37,057 Is something you might need to do on your own. 854 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:39,977 I've been trying so hard to prove to the world 855 00:38:40,061 --> 00:38:42,279 That I've changed. 856 00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:46,650 But I think the person that doubted the most was me. 857 00:38:46,735 --> 00:38:48,769 I'm gonna work on that. 858 00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:51,822 And you'll succeed. I know you will. 859 00:38:51,906 --> 00:38:54,692 I mean, I know you better than anyone. 860 00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:02,633 Be safe. 861 00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:12,092 Whenever we give up something we really care about, 862 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,311 We hope that the universe 863 00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:16,063 Will reward our selfless choice. Ho, ho, ho! 864 00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:17,564 Hey, dad, how's it going? 865 00:39:17,632 --> 00:39:19,149 I've done some research 866 00:39:19,234 --> 00:39:20,651 On my options for halfway houses, 867 00:39:20,735 --> 00:39:22,102 And some of them aren't too bad. 868 00:39:22,153 --> 00:39:23,654 I mean, after prison, 869 00:39:23,738 --> 00:39:25,305 It's not like I need the four seasons. 870 00:39:25,357 --> 00:39:26,857 What about the empire? 871 00:39:26,925 --> 00:39:28,909 What do you mean? 872 00:39:28,976 --> 00:39:30,911 Well, I spoke with the parole board. 873 00:39:30,978 --> 00:39:33,814 I gave them my address as where you'll be reporting in January. 874 00:39:33,865 --> 00:39:35,749 I want you to come back to a home. 875 00:39:35,817 --> 00:39:37,334 Thank you, nate. 876 00:39:37,402 --> 00:39:40,371 I can't tell you how much this means to me. 877 00:39:40,455 --> 00:39:42,840 Well, I'm out buying you some new clothes. 878 00:39:42,924 --> 00:39:45,342 I know you've been locked away for a while, 879 00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:47,344 But no one's wearing orange this season. 880 00:39:49,013 --> 00:39:52,299 However, it's not always fate that gives us a gift. 881 00:39:52,350 --> 00:39:55,185 Sometimes it's someone closer to home. 882 00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:56,520 What are you still doing here? 883 00:39:56,604 --> 00:39:58,522 Shouldn't you be off living your dream- 884 00:39:58,606 --> 00:40:00,474 Days on end in a real car with serena? 885 00:40:00,525 --> 00:40:02,509 No, I'm staying here, so actually, 886 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,461 I'll be living out my nightmare, 887 00:40:04,529 --> 00:40:06,897 Trapped in the city with only blair waldorf to talk to. 888 00:40:06,965 --> 00:40:08,365 Nate's here. 889 00:40:08,433 --> 00:40:10,401 I'll share custody as long as I'm in first position. 890 00:40:10,485 --> 00:40:11,852 No, nate's with his grandfather. 891 00:40:11,903 --> 00:40:13,237 Eric, then. 892 00:40:13,321 --> 00:40:15,656 Gstaad with elliot. Please don't continue down the list. 893 00:40:15,707 --> 00:40:18,175 I promise you, it's just me. I won't be calling. 894 00:40:18,243 --> 00:40:20,194 I'm gonna be very busy writing, 895 00:40:20,261 --> 00:40:22,863 Turning vanessa's room into an office, 896 00:40:22,914 --> 00:40:24,631 Seeing "nénette" at the film forum. 897 00:40:24,699 --> 00:40:26,533 I'm seeing "nénette" at film forum. 898 00:40:26,584 --> 00:40:28,502 You like french documentaries about orangutans? 899 00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:30,087 "nénette" is an inspiration. 900 00:40:30,171 --> 00:40:33,040 Last summer, I'd go to the jardin des plantes 901 00:40:33,108 --> 00:40:35,058 All the time just to visit her. 902 00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:36,894 If we happen to run into each other, 903 00:40:36,978 --> 00:40:38,645 Please don't sit next to me. 904 00:40:38,713 --> 00:40:40,714 I wouldn't think of it. 905 00:40:40,765 --> 00:40:43,183 Let's just finish these dishes so we can go home, all right? 906 00:40:43,234 --> 00:40:45,051 I'll wash. You dry. You wouldn't know how to handle riedel. 907 00:40:45,103 --> 00:40:47,571 This coming from the one holding what appears to be 908 00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,940 A bottle of I'occitane shampoo. 909 00:40:50,024 --> 00:40:52,993 You can't wash good wineglasses in common dish soap. 910 00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:56,413 Just follow my lead, humphrey. You're used to doing that. 911 00:41:00,234 --> 00:41:02,035 Excuse me. 912 00:41:02,036 --> 00:41:06,036 Synced By YesCool www. addic7ed. com 913 00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:08,742 Could you please just tell me what's going on? 914 00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:10,594 My mom and sister are out of town, 915 00:41:10,678 --> 00:41:12,880 So I know they aren't visiting. thank you lord, I'm coming home 916 00:41:14,432 --> 00:41:17,100 Serena. What are you doing here? 917 00:41:17,185 --> 00:41:20,888 I had to come see you. 918 00:41:23,057 --> 00:41:24,942 I don't know what to say. 919 00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:27,594 Neither do I. 920 00:41:27,645 --> 00:41:29,696 But I feel like I should start. 921 00:41:29,764 --> 00:41:33,033 If you love someone, set them free. 922 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,369 X.O.X.O., gossip girl.