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My mom's filing for divorce.
I'd love the chance to talk to her
So she could see for herself just how much I've changed.
I should hear your father out.
Really nice seeing your mother up here after all this time.
Yeah.
Just in time, too, right?
Just in time for what?
Your father's parole.
Serena and colin are over. Do not continue
To jeopardize her future.
If only he were the only teacher
Serena had an inappropriate relationship with.
serena's in the hospital.
Oh, my god. You drugged her? That was not part of the plan.
Look, this isn't just about you anymore.
I was wondering if you wanted to discuss
A place for her recovery.
Ostroff center.
Your daughter wakes up alone, drugged,
In an empty motel room, and you just have her committed.
Juliet may have been behind serena's overdose.
What do you say we find that bitch
And get us a little frontier justice?
Serena Seeks Support
And who am I?
That's a secret I'll never tell.
You know you love me.
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Spotted-dan and blair exiting sant ambroeus
With espresso doppio for two, but we hear it's not
The caffeine that's got them talking a mile a minute.
It's a mission.
So juliet dressed up like serena
At saints and sinners to destroy her relationships
With me and nate.
And enlists vanessa and jenny to mess with me.
Which is devious and pathetic, but let's face it,
Around here, it's just another Saturday night.
Well, you can't show up at a masked ball and not expect
At least one social-climbing doppelganger
To try and impersonate you.
But then, according to jenny, juliet posted a photo of herself
As serena doing coke.
And for that, she will be judged by a higher power, but we've-
We've seen worse.
Well, I was gonna say "done worse," but yes.
Okay, but then... Serena wakes up in a motel room
After almost o. D.Ing.
And that is where the "juliet express"
Goes off the rails and heads straight for crazytown.
The next thing we know, serena wakes up,
Insists she didn't go on a bender.
But then the photo shows up online, and she starts
To doubt herself and checks herself into the ostroff,
Which brings us up to the present.
The thing we need to figure out is why.
I mean, colin, nate, hamilton house-
None of that explains taking things so far.
Well, as someone well-acquainted with the darker human emotions,
Let me offer my theory.
There is only one motive powerful enough to fuel
A gaslighting like this, and that is retribution.
Retribution for what?
I know I've already said this,
But I'm really proud of you, and so is mom.
Is that why she's here- to tell me herself?
Do I even wanna know where she is?
She and chuck are meeting with a reporter
From "the post" this morning- some profile on bass industries.
Oh, "the post," because they have such
Award-winning business coverage.
Oh, don't tell me you detect a whiff
Of eau de damage control.
Mom's classic scent brings back
The fondest memories of childhood.
I am way ahead of you there,
But when I confronted her about it, she didn't deny it.
Bass industries is a family-run company,
And like it or not, what the family does
Affects what people think about it.
I know I've put her in a tough position,
But please promise me that you'll try to keep her honest
About where I am and what's going on.
No stories about aunt carol's in miami like when you were here.
I- I am on it, although that marlins jersey
That bart bass bought me that year for christmas
Would look great on you.
Serena, eric.
Hey.
So... Have you made a decision?
what do you mean, no visitors?
I don't think you realize who we are.
Who she thinks she is, is more like. Look, I'm family.
I'm serena's brother- or stepbrother, technically,
Which I do mostly try to put out of my mind
Seeing as we dated pretty seriously-
Humphrey, they treat people in here
For less serious complexes than that.
Do you wanna get committed? I'll just call her.
I'm sure that we're on her list.
There is no list,
And her phone is locked away in a drawer somewhere.
Look, serena's doctor recommended
That she start her treatment with 72 hours, no contact.
That includes me, my mom, and you guys.
No, but serena doesn't need to be here.
Juliet was behind everything.
And we have some questions for her.
Whatever screwy series of events got her in the front door,
She's here now, and she's getting the help
She's probably needed for a long time,
So whatever you're up to, you need to do it without serena.
Looks like someone's gonna have a busy holiday season.
Well, unfortunately, they're all followed up
By a polite phone call asking if your father will be attending.
Oh.
Or in the case of lily's holiday party
For bass industries, a handwritten note
Saying she hopes I understand.
Wow, I guess I always thought the mean girls
Got a little nicer once they grew up
And had kids of their own.
Quite the opposite, I'm afraid.
Yeah.
But no party is more important than family.
Yeah. About that...
Nate, what is it?
So I really appreciate
Everything you've been doing for dad, and I, you know,
Wanna make sure he deserved the chance you're giving him.
So I called the business manager and asked if dad had been
In contact, made any plans for when he got out.
Please tell me he didn't book a one-way flight
To the caribbean.
No, but he did ask about leasing a house outside the city.
Why wasn't I told about this?
He wanted to tell you.
Dad begged him not to say anything.
I already said you'd find out soon enough.
It was supposed to be a surprise.
I wish I was surprised.
So he uses our addressarole,
Then uses my money to get his own place. Same old howard.
I'm sorry, mom.
I understand if you don't wanna go through with this.
I just, you know, I really thought he had changed.
So did I.
I'll call the lawyers.
I got you into this mess, okay? I'll go to dad. I'll tell him.
We can't do nothing for three days.
Who knows how far juliet could get in that time?
Yeah, I think we just gotta tell my dad and lily
What juliet did with these pills is against the law.
Police and parents-of course that's your plan, humphrey.
Or we could sneak in to see serena.
That receptionist got a pretty good look at me,
But maybe with a wig...
That's your plan- disguises and accents?
I never said anything about accents. Can you do any?
No, look, eric is right. We need to leave serena out of this
And just find juliet on our own.
Well, colin is her cousin. We could track him down
At whatever economic summit he's at this week.
Well, nate dated her.
My minions knew her for a whole year
Before we showed up.
Or... There is someone
Who seems to know everything about everyone.
Besides me, who?
Gossip girl? She's not a ouija board, humphrey.
You can't just ask, "where's juliet?"
And expect her to point you in the right direction.
Maybe you can. Look, think about it.
You and serena are her people, not juliet.
Serena really could have been hurt, and plus
I'm sure she's furious that juliet sent in that fake photo.
Does she even know that it's fake?
Hey, juliet. It's good to see you. It's been a while.
Yeah, thanks. It's good to be home.
This is excruciating. What if she doesn't respond
And all we're doing is wasting valuable time?
Our time is not that valuable. Until we know where juliet is,
We don't know whether we need to charter a jet
Or if your metro card will suffice for our journey.
That's from her.
Open it.
Well, I guess we have our mission.
Buckle up, kids.
You up for a road trip?
Looks like this unholy alliance is hitting the road.
Serena, help me understand.
Are you upset because of what you did
Or because you can't remember it?
both and... Neither.
You know, if you saw
A photo of yourself on the internet doing cocaine,
What would you think?
I wouldn't know what to think. I would never do that.
Exactly.
But with me, I can't be too sure.
You know, I may not remember kissing dan and nate
Or-or crossing blair, but...
You know, this wouldn't be the first time
That I had been with two guys in one night
Or betrayed my best friend.
Aah!
That never happened.
You're still a man in my eyes.
I always knew there was something. Get out!
things had gotten so out of control,
I didn't know how to pull them back anymore.
Hey, what's happening? Are you okay?
We have to go.
No, we can't leave him.
There's drugs everywhere. We can get arrested.
so I left town alone to cornwall, connecticut,
To try to start over.
is the pedal to the metal?
Because I swear if I shove my feet through the floor,
I could run faster. At least there's no radio,
So I'm spared your horrid taste in music.
I think we were supposed to turn there.
You know, I'd tell you to stop being such a backseat driver,
But how can you be one when you don't even know how to drive?
I offered to get us a car service-
Professional driver, comfortable seats, champagne!
We're on a mission here.
We need to be able to move at any moment and tail people,
Speed, if necessary.
Speed?! Please. And as for tailing someone,
A stretch hummer with a hot tub
Would be more inconspicuous than this.
First, my dad swapped a '69 les paul for this car.
It's a collector's item, and second,
It was either this or the lincoln hawk van,
Which, all I'm saying, has graphics.
Fine. We should almost be there.
Let me just consult the g. P.S. Oh, wait. That's me.
No, but for real, cornice should be just up here.
thank you so much for your time.
Enjoy your holiday.
We really appreciate
"the post's" interest in the company.
Bye.
Ahh. Oh, my god. That was punishing.
I think my face actually hurts from smiling so much. Drink?
Please. It's barely afternoon, but we've earned it.
Serena only came up once.
Yes, and I kept my promise to eric to tell the truth.
She is exhausted. I know I am.
I think we both killed it.
You talking about how proud you are
Of the work I've done at the empire.
And you're saying what
A great job I've done leading the board at bass.
Well, I meant what I said.
So do I.
Mm, there was that sticky question
Of when I might take back the reins of bass industries.
You kind of flinched when she asked you about it.
Well, I didn't see that it was any of her business.
It's a long ways away, and it was off topic.
I will want it back at some point. You know that, right?
Of course. It was never my intention to be anything
More than a custodian, overseeing the board
Until you were ready to do it yourself.
I have to get ready for this party,
And the caterers are gonna be here any moment to set up, so...
I'll see you tonight.
Oh. Mwah.
It's a little early in the day for that, don't you think?
Things not go well?
No, actually, the interview was, um, fine.
If this is juliet's house,
Then she is even freakier than we thought.
Who pretends to be poor?
Wait a second. I'm not sure what's supposed to happen
Right now. If she is really in there, what's our plan?
I mean, what are we gonna do? We're just gonna March up to her
And pull her hair?
For starters.
take it off.
Yeah! Take it off, baby!
Oh. At least he's owning it.
Juliet wouldn't be at a party like this, let alone host it.
I- I don't think this is her house.
Well, gossip girl didn't say it was,
So don't just look for juliet.
Look for clues.
body shots!
Or someone who has one.
Damien dalgaard?
I don't understand. What changed her mind?
Found out about the rhinebeck house, dad.
You couldn't even wait two weeks
Before you start spending her money?
That's what you think?
Nate, your mom and I vacationed at that place
When we were first married.
She said it was her dream house.
I saw it was for lease and I thought,
Wouldn't it be great if we could get out of the city,
Just the two of us? Spend some time reconnecting,
Away from all our so-called friends.
I'm sorry. I might have-
Jumped to conclusions? Pretty quickly, too.
No, you're right. I guess this transition's gonna be harder
Than we thought.
I'll talk to mom.
Don't bother.
I guess you're not the only one who assumed I was incapable
Of doing something nice. I was kidding myself.
Two of us alone in the country? Two of us together at all?
It's been over for a long time.
What does that mean when you get out? I mean...
If you don't come home to mom, are you gonna-
A halfway house? Yes, I am.
Dad, you-
Nate, coming off of two years behind bars?
A halfway house sounds pretty good to me.
If you wanna stick around,
I got tv privileges, and, uh, the game is on.
Sure. Okay.
how's your sister?
She's good. She's been living in hudson.
I banished her.
Yeah, but it's been for the best.
Listen, we're not, uh, here for a reunion.
Yeah, me neither. I'm working. Connecticut 'burbs
Do big business over the holidays.
College kids come home. School is always reliable.
School?
Yeah. Knightley. I went there.
Wait. Boarding school? Where you met serena?
I didn't make the connection, but of course.
When serena ran away,
She went to the knightley school in cornwall.
So do you know juliet sharp?
I do. I saw her in the city about a week ago,
But whatever this is, uh, I'm not getting involved.
Well, if you sold drugs to juliet, then you already are.
It was bad. Serena ended up in the hospital,
And she says she didn't do it to herself.
Is she okay?
She will be.
juliet made a pretty big buy, all right?
She bought coke, pills, even some ether.
I assumed she was throwing a party for those sorority girls
At whatever house.
Ether?
It's like a turn-of-the-century roofie.
So serena goes to boarding school with damien.
Damien sells drugs to juliet.
But what's the connection between juliet and serena?
You know what? Why don't we find her address
And go ask her ourselves?
This is where I first met juliet. She's a townie.
whoo! Oh!
whoa! Watch where you're going, man!
what's the deal with the can opener?
It's a car from britain. It's not that weird.
I told him we should park away from the house
So no one would see us getting in it.
Oh, shotgun, by the way.
Whoo!
better step on it, juliet,
Because your clean getaway just got very messy.
Let the sugar cube melt. Drop it in.
Extinguish the flame.
And drink up.
Ooh!
Whoo! Oh, check it out. I love this song.
Serena, wh-what do you think about a b-minus?
I want an a-plus.
I know. I just think it would seem pretty obvious
If all of a sudden you started getting a's in spanish.
I thought we were going for more of a gradual improvement.
You've been studying harder
And working with a- with a tutor.
aw, my tutor.
Mrs. Sharp.
Hi. Uh, we're juliet's friends from new york.
Is, uh, is she around?
Oh. um, no, no, she's out running some errands for me.
I see.
Um, I guess we'll- we'll try again later.
Or maybe we can come in and wait?
We've been dying to see her, and it was a long ride.
Um, sure. sure. Come on in.
Well, what did you say your names were?
Oh, we didn't. I'm blair. This is dan and damien.
I'll put the kettle on. You guys sit.
Um, so do you go to columbia with jules, or...
I do.
Oh.
Um, but dan goes to n. Y.U.,
And damien's in the school of life.
I actually know juliet from here. I went to knightley.
Oh. Uh, so I-I assume you know our ben.
He was a damn good teacher, no matter what they say.
I don't remember a mr. Sharp.
No, no, his last name is donovan-
The same as my first husband.
Do you recognize him?
[lowered was julies brother.
well, if I taught at knightley,
I wouldn't bring my "mystic pizza" townie family
To school events either.
When serena went back to the city,
He got fired for sleeping with a student.
Everyone was sure it was her.
Is, uh, earl grey okay?
Actually, we won't be able to stay.
So you're at a new school, but it's the same old thing-
Partying, boys.
Yeah, but there was one person there who was different.
Mr. Donovan, hey.
If you're wondering,
No, I don't plan to drink both of these coffees.
One is actually for you.
It's, uh, with two creams and no sugar.
I notice that's how you take it in the dining hall.
Thank you.
Um, so if you don't mind, I was, um, wondering,
I actually have some questions about arbor imagery
In the poems of sylvia plath.
Well, I happen to know that will be on the final next week.
So, uh, will you sit down?
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
it felt good to have someone
Who paid attention to me for a positive reason,
And we began to spend more and more time together.
There wasn't a keg cracked within 10 miles
That serena didn't know about, d then suddenly,
She started staying home, reading in her room.
The generous conclusion to draw would be that serena
Was getting her act together, focusing on school.
Yeah, but no one thought that. They assumed she was sleeping
With the handsome, young english teacher.
Was she?
Well, I always thought the best about serena, but-
But something made you believe it was true.
I was having dinner with my aunt at the millbrook inn
In poughkeepsie.
Oh.
as we were heading out, I saw serena
Checking in with mr. Donovan.
Uh, I-I can't believe we got a flat tire in that weather.
A trip to the mary mccarthy collection
At the vassar library is so not worth it.
Ah. Why don't you, uh, dry off and get something to eat?
And I'll go take care of that car.
What? Are you kidding? You're not going back out there.
You'll drown.
The tire's not gonna fix itself.
Yeah, but it'll stop raining by morning.
Maybe we could... Get a room.
Serena...
Come on. You can't act like you haven't thought about it.
The ability to have thoughts and not act on them-
It's what separates man from beast.
You're not gonna quote your way out of this.
I know what the stakes are for you. For me, too.
But this is real on both sides,
And if you deny it, you're lying.
I'm not a liar.
I'm not gonna deny anything.
I care about you very much, serena...
Which is why I'm going to brave the weather and fix the tire
So I can drive you home
So you can sleep in your own bed tonight.
You know, I think he was the only guy
To ever say no to me. I was in love with him.
Well, as in love as I had ever been at that point.
After that, I didn't know how to act around him,
So... We, uh, we never really talked again.
This must have been
Very disappointing to the 16-year-old adventuress
That you were at the time,
But when you tell this story now,
What does it make you think?
That ben donovan was a pretty great guy.
Hey. Finally.
what do you need, ben?
What's with the mood? Mom wear you out christmas shopping?
No, we actually never made it to the mall.
Dan and blair showed up in cornwall with damien dalgaard.
Damien? What's he doing with them?
Well, considering he's the one who sold me the pills
That I used on serena, I think I have a pretty good guess.
Look, I told you the drugs were going too far.
Never mind if they go to the cops.
What if those guys show up at mom's
And start asking questions?
Yeah, I'm sure they already did.
And I'm sure they're figuring it all out right now,
Which is exactly why I am gonna finish this thing
Once and for all like I should have done in the first place.
Where are you? Are you in the city?
Juliet... You have done enough. Do not go after serena.
If you touch her-
What? It's not like you can stop me.
Hey, I-I need to make another call.
Please, you've got to let me make a call.
Okay, fine, you make the call, but someone has to warn her.
Serena van der woodsen.
Hey, archibald! I'm ben. I'm juliet's brother.
All right, you need to find serena and make sure she's okay.
Wait, wait. What? Hey!
Hey, man. You gotta back up from the bars, man.
You can't talk to him, okay?
Hey, man, what's up?
hey, when's the last time you talked with serena?
She's not answering her phone.
No, they took it away. It's part of her therapy.
Oh, so she's still at the ostroff?
That's good. I guess she's safe there.
What do you mean? Safe from what?
I was visiting my dad, and I ran into juliet's brother ben?
He was really upset, and he, uh, seemed to think
Serena's in danger.
From-from who? Juliet?
I don't know. He didn't get a chance to say.
But, uh, we should probably go check on her.
Can you go? I'm in staten island.
No, I'm...
I'm with blair and damien in connecticut.
It's a long story, but...
All right, meet us at the van der woodsens'.
Serena should be okay where she is,
But we-we need to find juliet.
Okay, I'll see you there.
uh-oh, s.
You've got a surprise visitor,
And she's about to give you shock therapy.
Look, I think I figured it out.
Okay, serena had an affair with her teacher
Because, let's face it. It's serena,
And what else is there to do in connecticut?
Then she came to her senses and discarded him
Like last season's chanel booties.
Then he became a crazy stalker, and serena pressharges.
That should be a warning to you, humphrey.
Yeah, because the parallels are striking.
Never-to-be-realized literary aspirations-check.
Townie-you're from brooklyn, so check.
And giving up everything to become
Serena van der woodsen's stalker-check.
Face it, humphrey.
You are one knitted tie away from mr. Donovan territory.
Yeah, except for the fact that stalker implies one-sided.
Serena went to the saints and sinners ball
Because she chose me.
Yes, it was obvious this morning at the ostroff center
That serena couldn't wait to be in your arms.
And for the record, I haven't given anything up
To be with serena.
Oh, of course not... Besides your time and your dignity.
You are chauffeuring me around, aren't you?
And I'm just curious.
When was the last time you wrote anything?
And scribbling "d. Loves s. "
All over your journal every night doesn't count.
and the photo of me on "gossip girl"-
That was you, too?
Yep. I went out dressed like you
And partied like it was 2007.
And then you just left me for dead in a motel room-
Why? Because of nate or colin?
No, you stupid bitch,
Because you destroyed my brother's life.
Who's your brother?
Ben donovan.
Ben is your brother?
Wh-what did I ever do to him?
The official charge is statutory rape
And transporting a minor across state lines.
But nothing happened.
The girl signed an affidavit stating otherwise.
I can't believe serena would do this.
Okay. So I prove my innocence in court.
It's her word against mine.
I have to advise against going to trial.
They have a witness that saw you at the bed and breakfast.
You left campus with an underage student
And drove across state lines.
To a library.
I know. It's a bitter pill, but the girl's family
Doesn't want the story to get out either,
So they pressured the d. A. Into offering a plea bargain.
They can do that?
Serena's from a powerful family.
And we're nobodies.
A plea bargain keeps the case out of the papers
And keeps your name off the national sex offenders list.
You can start over again.
After I serve time for a crime I didn't commit.
I'm sorry, ben.
Thanks to you,
My brother's currently serving a 5-year sentence.
I swear, I never accused ben of any crime.
He was nothing but good to me.
I saw the affidavit.
I didn't sign anything.
Then who did?
lily!
The party's lovely.
Thank you.
Now tell me, honestly, how is serena doing?
Oh, she's fine. She just needed a breather,
And if it were up to me,
She would be at canyon ranch right now, but they were booked.
Actually, my sister needs more than a hot stone massage
To get better, but she's on her way to a full recovery.
I'm sorry,
But that was what serena wanted, and you know it.
Eric, somewhere between a marlins jersey
And the absolute truth lies the better part of decorum.
Becoming an adult is about learning the distinction.
you're doing some very exciting things, I hear.
I appreciate that.
Mom, hey.
Oh, sweetheart, hi.
Well, looks like lily heard the divorce is back on.
Look, I messed up. The house dad rented-
It was this place in rhinebeck
You guys went on your first vacation.
He really did want to surprise you.
I'm afraid it doesn't change anything.
But it's not his fault,
And now he's gonna have to go to a halfway house.
I'm sorry, nate. It was never gonna work.
We were all just fooling ourselves.
hi, anne!
The truth is, I need this more than I need your father.
Minnie, hi.
Hi.
How are you? Is that one of your designs?
It is. Oh! You look adorable.
Thank you.
Come. I need to catch up with you.
Good evening. On behalf of bass industries,
I'd like to wish you all a very happy holiday.
I'd also like to acknowledge my stepmother
And all the work she's done for the company.
Serena, what is she doing here?
It's okay. I asked juliet to come.
Wait here. I'm gonna go talk to my mom.
Okay.
when charles asked me to take over, I was overwhelmed.
Serena will explain.
But he's family, and I've tried to do what's best
For my family. It's the one thing that has always guided me.
Serena! What a lovely surprise.
Everything okay?
I need to talk to you.
Okay. Well, let's just take a few photos real quick. Smile.
What's going on?
I don't know, but I feel a little sick inside
And not just because I'm looking at him.
What, have you come to recruit another virgin
To be your drug mule?
I would say, "why, are you available?"
But I'm leaving. Thanks for the ride into the city.
okay, that's enough. Thanks for helping.
just one more.
I can't do this. Hi. I'm-I'm serena.
I'm lily's daughter. I wasn't gonna be able to make it tonight
Because, um, I was actually at the ostroff center.
But if it were up to my mother,
She'd have you believe that I was at canyon ranch.
That's because having a daughter who's in a mental hospital
Threatens her carefully protected image.
She wants you all to think that she's the perfect host
And mother and wife, but the truth is
She's a selfish liar who will destroy anyone
Who stands in her way.
Time to turn on the charm, lily,
Because your perfect party just turned into the perfect storm.
I apologize. I told serena she couldn't take
The company plane to belize for christmas break,
And apparently, she took it harder than I realized.
go find out
What's going on with your sister.
Please, rufus, take the holiday to get things under control.
With the upcoming sale of bass industries,
We don't need any more surprises.
Lily said she told you.
Of course. Forgive me. Um, it's been a dizzying few days.
Look, I don't know what's going on,
But serena brought juliet here tonight.
Don't take one step closer to her.
How do you feel about prison food
And daily strip searches?
B., it's okay. I talked to juliet.
She's not the problem anymore. It's my mom.
Well, clearly, she's drugged serena again.
Dan, write a list of everything
Damien said that he sold to juliet, and, you,
Look at the list and tell us which one of those drugs
Causes you to repeatedly trust psychopaths.
And you call the police.
Okay, nobody is calling the police.
I know everything that juliet did,
And nothing excuses it,
But the van der woodsens are not putting any more
Of her family members behind bars.
Juliet, I'll find a way to get ben out of prison, I promise.
You're free to go now.
What? No! No, this is unacceptable.
Juliet has tried to hurt you too many times.
You can't just let her walk away.
Blair's right, serena.
I promise I won't do anything to harm serena again,
Or anyone else for that matter.
yeah, that's reassuring.
I'm sorry.
I just spent a day
In a... Car with dan humphrey to try to track her down,
And you're just letting her leave.
I really need someone to tell me what's going on.
Okay, look, I'll explain everything to everyone.
I just need to talk to my mom first.
I apologize, charles.
It seems that my biological children
Don't understand that when business is at stake,
You need to leave your dirty laundry in the hamper.
Is that what ben donovan was to you-dirty laundry?
Who's ben donovan?
He was my boarding school teacher.
Mom falsely accused him of statutory rape,
So now he's serving time for a crime he didn't commit.
Is that what the ostroff center calls treatment these days?
Public scenes and false accusations?
Juliet is ben's sister. She told me everything.
So, please, no more lying. What happened?
You wanted to come home, and I wanted you here.
But when constance saw your records from knightley,
They wouldn't take you back, and it was the same
With all the decent schools. And I-I was worried
About your future, so I went to knightley
And talked to the administration.
Of course you did.
Well, when I was on campus,
There were some girls gossiping about you.
They said that you had spent the night
At a bed and breakfast with one of your teachers.
That was just gossip.
Well, it was gossip I could use to our advantage.
I expressed my concern to the school
That one of their teachers was having
An inappropriate relationship with my underage daughter.
So you sent ben to prison so that I could go to constance?
Well, no! O- of course not.
But after I left, the school... Alerted the authorities,
And then I didn't know what I had set in motion
Until I was contacted by the d. A.,
And by then, it was too late.
What, too late to tell the truth?
So you just destroy a man's life,
All so that you can keep up appearances?
No, I did this for you, for your future.
Look, it's not like mr. Donovan was guilt-free.
He-he shouldn't have been having an affair with a student.
But he didn't do anything. Nothing ever happened.
Serena, you don't have to protect him.
I'm not protecting him. He never touched me, mom.
You sent an innocent man to prison.
Look, everyone here has crossed the line at some point
To protect someone they care about.
Sometimes... There's collateral damage.
It's not so easy when you're the collateral damage.
Maybe it's time to put everything on the table.
Lily, do you have something you need to tell chuck?
Well, if there was something I wanted to tell charles,
I would have told him.
Lily's selling bass industries.
It's all very complicated. I had to talk to the board first.
I trusted you with my father's company.
I want it back...
Immediately.
Do you really think the board would allow me to give
The company to someone who just disappeared for three months?
Your instability is the reason that I ended up in charge
In the first place.
I won't let you do this, lily.
Serena, I'm so sorry. Please believe me.
You have to.
I don't have to do anything for you ever again.
I...
I didn't wanna hurt anyone, rufus.
I really thought I was helping.
I'm sorry, lily. I-I don't know that I believe that anymore.
They say you reap what you sow.
Better get out your gardening gloves, lily.
Looks like you're going to have a bumper crop this year.
See, I told ya,
Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself.
Yep, that's why we're gonna end this experiment
In middle class living and call housekeeping to clean up.
No way! I stuck my hand up a turkey's butt.
You're not getting out of your job.
Well, I provided the location, so I did my part.
Now I'm off to new zealand to enjoy a taste of summer
And girls who like sex games in the rain forest.
Well, I'll help clear. It's only fitting,
Seeing as I did the shopping, set the table,
And oversaw the cooking.
All right.
is that lily?
By proxy. She's in montecito so she's having cece call.
Is rufus going to join her?
Yeah, but he's driving out on his own.
See? I told you road trips are strictly for humphreys.
Since my mom isn't going to help get ben out of jail,
I wanna find the judge whose name is on the affidavit.
I think that he lives upstate, so I thought I'd turn it
Into a road trip. Why don't you come with me?
Uh, how long were you thinking?
Well, I have to be back by the time school starts.
I called dean reuther and explained that
It wasn't me that dropped out. She was not happy,
But she did reinstate me.
Good-bye, friends, dan.
I'll see you in the new year.
Wait. I'll, uh, I'll walk you out. Here.
New zealand? That's awfully close to australia.
You know me. I like the heat.
Well, you'll get plenty of it if you try to make a deal
With the devil. Jack will never help you.
Maybe, but a shared enemy makes for unlikely friends.
You ready?
Happy holidays, blair.
Hey. I'm sorry to just spring a road trip
On you like that.
I didn't even ask what your plans for the break were.
Oh, no, I don't really have any plans.
I was... Sort of hoping to hang out with you
And... Go see some movies, maybe get some writing done.
Well, then why don't you come with me?
You could still write. Come on. It would be so much fun.
It would be just the two of us listening to the radio
And eating roadside food and do a little recon along the way.
What do you say? I think it would be good for us.
But would it be good for you?
Serena, I would love to go away with you,
But it feels like this trip
Is something you might need to do on your own.
I've been trying so hard to prove to the world
That I've changed.
But I think the person that doubted the most was me.
I'm gonna work on that.
And you'll succeed. I know you will.
I mean, I know you better than anyone.
Be safe.
Whenever we give up something we really care about,
We hope that the universe
Will reward our selfless choice. Ho, ho, ho!
Hey, dad, how's it going?
I've done some research
On my options for halfway houses,
And some of them aren't too bad.
I mean, after prison,
It's not like I need the four seasons.
What about the empire?
What do you mean?
Well, I spoke with the parole board.
I gave them my address as where you'll be reporting in January.
I want you to come back to a home.
Thank you, nate.
I can't tell you how much this means to me.
Well, I'm out buying you some new clothes.
I know you've been locked away for a while,
But no one's wearing orange this season.
However, it's not always fate that gives us a gift.
Sometimes it's someone closer to home.
What are you still doing here?
Shouldn't you be off living your dream-
Days on end in a real car with serena?
No, I'm staying here, so actually,
I'll be living out my nightmare,
Trapped in the city with only blair waldorf to talk to.
Nate's here.
I'll share custody as long as I'm in first position.
No, nate's with his grandfather.
Eric, then.
Gstaad with elliot. Please don't continue down the list.
I promise you, it's just me. I won't be calling.
I'm gonna be very busy writing,
Turning vanessa's room into an office,
Seeing "nénette" at the film forum.
I'm seeing "nénette" at film forum.
You like french documentaries about orangutans?
"nénette" is an inspiration.
Last summer, I'd go to the jardin des plantes
All the time just to visit her.
If we happen to run into each other,
Please don't sit next to me.
I wouldn't think of it.
Let's just finish these dishes so we can go home, all right?
I'll wash. You dry. You wouldn't know how to handle riedel.
This coming from the one holding what appears to be
A bottle of I'occitane shampoo.
You can't wash good wineglasses in common dish soap.
Just follow my lead, humphrey. You're used to doing that.
Excuse me.
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Could you please just tell me what's going on?
My mom and sister are out of town,
So I know they aren't visiting. thank you lord, I'm coming home
Serena. What are you doing here?
I had to come see you.
I don't know what to say.
Neither do I.
But I feel like I should start.
If you love someone, set them free.
X.O.X.O., gossip girl.