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Perjury is a felony,

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and Lily could be spending
a lot of time in jail

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if say, I were to... 
tell everybody.

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Lily and my date used to date,
but that was a long time ago.

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I'll do whatever it takes
to stay in the company.

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If Lily is an obstacle, 
I'll handle it.

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Nothing is sacred to you.

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That's not true. You are sacred to me.

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I've seen all I needed to see.

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I suggested that you be promoted
to replace me. Congratulations.

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Stefano's giving you a trial run
starting now.

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We are not friends. Just because we went
to go see a movie...

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Or... five together

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does not mean that I'll go out
on a limb for you.

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What about your family?
What if us being together

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drives them all away?

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I don't think it will, but that's a risk

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I'm willing to take if you are.

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Mick, Keith, and their questionably
costumed cohorts

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said, "you can't always get what you want,"

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but that doesn't mean

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it's okay for anyone else
to have it either.

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It's just toast.

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But it's perfect.

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It's the perfect amount of toasty.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Sorry if we kept you up last night.

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We were playing scrabble.

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She fell asleep to avoid losing.

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Since when do you enjoy scrabble?

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Do you want some coffee? I made it.

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Be careful. She makes it strong.
She's giving

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Staten Island Correctional
a run for its money.

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No, thanks. I'm actually craving
some zibetto's.

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You're gonna go all the way
to Midtown for coffee?

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Yeah, yeah, I have a meeting...
lunch... up there anyway.

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So see you guys later.

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I should get going, too.

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I agreed to a détente with my mom

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so I could help plan Eric's
18th birthday party.

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And I can't show up in yesterday's clothes.

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Well, tell him I say
congratulations and to be

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careful now that he's old enough
to be tried as an adult.

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Actually, I was hoping maybe
you could come to the party

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and tell him yourself.

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I'm not going to your mother's, Serena.

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I'm not eating her food
or drinking her wine

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or smiling and pretending
that everything's okay.

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I know. I don't forgive her either.
I just...

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We'll hang out when you're done.

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I wished for chills on my birthday,

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but not thanks to the flu.

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Well, looks like I'll be
ushering in adulthood

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with warm tea and flat ginger ale.

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Oh, we'll have to celebrate another time.

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Oh, I need to get to this meeting.

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Get some rest, okay? And I'll call everyone

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when I get home and cancel the party. Mwah.

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How's the patient?

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Do I need to change my
breakfast with Thurston?

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No. He's gonna be fine.
I wish I could say the same

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about this meeting.

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Stay strong. I know you'll do great.

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♪ Sunshine ♪

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♪ It's a friend of mine,
at the school line ♪

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Okay, I try not to meddle
in Dorota's duties,

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but don't you think you're
taking it a bit too far?

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Marie Antoinette, Scarlett O'Hara...

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I merely following the footsteps

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or other powerful women who
did not have time to zip.

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Or maybe you're just
delusional from lack of sleep.

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Your light hasn't been off for nights.

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Great leaders only need three hours.

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Mine just happen to be nonconsecutive.

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It's all part of my 2-year plan.
Every minute is allotted

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for work, school, and personal obligations.

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Ow! That was my skin.

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Studies say not enough sleep
make people psychotic.

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Shouldn't you be brushing?

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Are you sure your workaholism
has nothing to do

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with Raina and Chuck and Valentine's Day?

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They broke up,

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and I only have 30 seconds left
of "being a good friend" time,

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so spill. Where were you last night?

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At the loft, just sleeping.
It's hard to find the time

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with Dan always there and you here,

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and... you know, there's
been a lot of buildup.

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A 3-year stint in the big house...
I'd say so.

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Obviously, "good friend time" has expired.

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B., please, at least consider a nap.

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What are you doing?

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Less reading, more grooming.

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I'm the only one who can multitask.

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Girls inc. has found its
new face in Raina Thorpe,

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if only Chuck Bass could get
her to look at his again.

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But New York's favorite bad boy
always gets what he wants,

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and in this case,

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we think that's the girl
who has everything.

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I'm sure miss Raina does
not have personal dresser.

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Yes, but she has a company and a foundation

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and maybe a second chance with Chuck.

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Keep up, Dorota.

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The time has come for the
dictator to delegate.

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I'm moving up my time line.

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Russell manipulated me

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to make me look like a monster with Lily

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so Raina would break up with me

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and I'd lose my one advocate
within his company.

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So you said more than a couple of times.

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I have to get her back.
I need you to bump into her

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while she's meeting your
mother about Girls inc.,

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then just distract her for a while.

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I'm pretty sure a businesswoman like Raina

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has plans for the day, and what
do I talk to her about anyway?

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Me. I have faith in you, Nathaniel.

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Your Archibald charm can
get me the opening I need.

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Just change the sweater.

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What's wrong with my sweater?

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You called us here to Skype?

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No, I called you into "W,"

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but apparently someone thought
that stood for "Waldorf."

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It's fine. No time to waste on blame.

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Oh, thank God.

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One does not get promoted
without working 50-hour weeks,

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nor does one graduate early

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without doubling their course load.

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There are philanthropic positions to secure

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as well as relations to nurture.

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Yet with science so woefully
behind in cloning technology,

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I can only be in one place at a time.
Dorota?

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Jessica, Art History essay exam.

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We got the question in advance.
You will just

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sit in front of the proctor
and take my dictation

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over Bluetooth. 
Penmanship counts.

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Now, Penelope,

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gifts for Eric's birthday

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and my mother's new home in aix.

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And please do try to
approach my level of taste.

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New minion?

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My name is Emily.

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She has no time to care.

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The Opera is naming their new board,

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and I need to be on it,
which means that I need

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to meet with Bryn Harold today.

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I don't want to do gifts.

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I'm sorry, but the time
allotted for this attraction

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is now up.

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Interns, step in.

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Now since the new online
blog is molding minds,

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I'll do that myself.

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You will sort portfolios,
draft editorial captions,

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and research back...

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Are you talking to me?

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Of course not. Where are my interns?

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They put in for transfers.

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Your management style was
a little aggressive.

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One claims she has P.T.S.D.
and threatened a lawsuit.

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Oh.

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Good luck.

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The last assistant who lost her interns

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lost her job, too.

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Not to worry.
My new intern is already here.

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Thanks for coming.

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I've requested a quiet table over there...

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Oh, I'm not staying.

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I only came to tell you to stop calling me.

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Lily, I know I said some terrible things,

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but let me explain.

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I've tolerated a lot from you
over the years, but nothing

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could justify the humiliation
that you put me through

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on Valentine's Day.

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Russell Thorpe is setting me up.

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I don't care Russell was
doing behind the scenes.

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It's no excuse for the
things that you said to me.

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I can't believe you're on his side.

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This guy's trying to destroy our company.

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Your company. You had me fired.
I'm done trying to protect

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the Bass legacy.
Russell will make a marvelous owner.

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What is it with this guy?

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You still have feelings for him?

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Please. I'm a married woman.

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That didn't stop you from
cheating on my father.

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I'm sure you'll do the same to Rufus.

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Good-bye, Charles.

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Hey.

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I thought, since I no longer
have a party to plan,

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I figured I could just come
make sure Eric was okay,

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wish him Happy Birthday,

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and then we could spend the
rest of the day doing whatever.

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I heard "A Free Man of Color" is great.

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Matinee would get us out of the cold.

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Or... my room at the
Waldorfs' is pretty cozy.

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Maybe you don't even have
to go up to see Eric.

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Oh, it'll just be a minute, I promise.

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I mean, he's right there.

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Don't even try

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to tell me you're on an
emergency ibuprofen run.

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I'm not sick.

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The slap was a nice touch...
Oscar-worthy.

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Yes, well, it was surprisingly satisfying.

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Lily, once again, I'm sorry.

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I feel like a fool for ever
believing Russell over you.

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Well, let's just hope

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it's not long before he's
the one feeling foolish.

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Can't get no satisfaction...

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Looks like that's up for debate.

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I know that they were just trying to help,

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but Dan and Nate actually made things worse

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when they went to see Damien's father.

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How, exactly?

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Damien's got his big coke shipment

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coming in today from Europe.

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It's arriving at the Flower Market

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in the fertilizer packs
of a hundred pink tulips.

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And since his dad has people
watching his every move,

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he's making me be his drug mule.

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What? Why would you do that?
What does he have on you?

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On me, nothing.

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But... he knows that mom forged
the affidavit about Ben.

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You told him?
Eric, you know what would happen

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if that ever comes out.

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Mom could go to prison.
I'm aware.

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I stupidly thought that
Damien was my friend,

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and I knew he would never
wanna clear your name.

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You can't blame yourself.

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But you can't do this drug deal.

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How else am I supposed to
stop him from outing my mom?

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I did this. I gotta fix it.
Great birthday, right?

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Go upstairs and tell mom
that you're feeling better

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and not to cancel your party.

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We'll take care of this, I promise.

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Thank you.

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If we go to the police,

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Damien will just tell them about my mom.

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I-I should just get the flowers myself.

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Serena, it's a drug deal.

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Anyone who touches those
flowers can get arrested.

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Yeah, and if no one does, my mom will.

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You can't risk anyone else's
future to protect hers.

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The right thing to do here is nothing.

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Then the worst that happens is
Lily pays for what she did.

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At least no one else will.

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Ben, she's my mother.

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Who created this whole
situation on her own.

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I think we should take a
rain check on our afternoon.

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Yeah.

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Call me later?

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This job offer won't last forever.

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No way am I gonna work for you.

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I came here to see if you
wanted to have lunch,

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00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,953
not sign up for indentured servitude.

253
00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:13,877
Penelope, I see on "Gossip
Girl" that you're between

254
00:11:13,878 --> 00:11:16,884
36th and 48th Street.
That is a tasteful gift-free zone.

255
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,477
Get back in the cab.

256
00:11:18,874 --> 00:11:22,542
What do you mean you don't know
the price of the Prada clutch?

257
00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:26,476
You are Prada.
Let me speak to Miuccia. Tell me.

258
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,075
For someone who is so determined
to remain a free person,

259
00:11:29,076 --> 00:11:30,585
why are you still here?

260
00:11:31,301 --> 00:11:33,019
Listen, I'm not gonna work
for you, but as a friend,

261
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:36,753
I am willing to help out.
All you have to do

262
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:37,884
is admit you need me.

263
00:11:37,885 --> 00:11:38,819
What?

264
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:40,910
Never.

265
00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:43,665
The last person I need is Dan Humphrey,

266
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,515
who shouldn't flatter himself
by thinking he's my friend.

267
00:11:48,015 --> 00:11:50,957
Yes, I need immediate
delivery of four venti lattes

268
00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:51,950
with extra shots.

269
00:11:51,951 --> 00:11:52,728
None of which are for you.

270
00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:55,578
Oh, good, I don't really like
refreshments with my theater.

271
00:12:03,281 --> 00:12:04,484
Hey, Raina.

272
00:12:04,698 --> 00:12:05,788
Nate.

273
00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:08,445
I just finished having tea with your mom.

274
00:12:08,641 --> 00:12:09,488
I would have stayed longer,

275
00:12:09,489 --> 00:12:12,062
but I have to meet Ivanka at Trump Place.

276
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,321
You haven't seen my driver, have you?

277
00:12:14,322 --> 00:12:15,830
You know what? The police probably got him

278
00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:18,590
for double parking.
It happens all the time on this block.

279
00:12:18,857 --> 00:12:20,764
I guess I should just catch a cab.

280
00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:22,397
Yeah, if you have an hour.

281
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,519
Cab to Riverside will take at
least that long right now.

282
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,554
How is that possible? It's 15 blocks.

283
00:12:27,555 --> 00:12:30,829
The best way to get anywhere
right now is through the park.

284
00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:34,053
You mean... walk.

285
00:12:34,532 --> 00:12:35,552
I'll escort you.

286
00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:38,157
That way, you won't wander
off into Sheep's Meadow.

287
00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,773
Come on. Trust me.
It'll be fast, and it's fun.

288
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,813
Okay, then. Escort away.

289
00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:46,789
There aren't really sheep there, right?

290
00:12:47,072 --> 00:12:49,245
No. Just a lot of grass.

291
00:12:50,287 --> 00:12:52,044
The kids theme is perfect for the party.

292
00:12:52,045 --> 00:12:54,317
Eric has always been so
serious and grown-up.

293
00:12:54,318 --> 00:12:58,095
This will be his last grasp at childhood.
Thank you.

294
00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:02,752
Nate's distracting Raina.

295
00:13:02,753 --> 00:13:04,635
Now we have to get Russell
out of the office,

296
00:13:04,636 --> 00:13:07,012
get access to his computer
before they change the password

297
00:13:07,013 --> 00:13:07,967
the Captain gave me.

298
00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:09,850
Well, Russell isn't
liquid enough to acquire

299
00:13:09,851 --> 00:13:12,329
something as big as Bass
Industries on his own,

300
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,866
so he must have a backer, and if it's true

301
00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:17,533
that it's more profitable to
keep Bass Industries intact,

302
00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:19,535
then I'm sure that this investor

303
00:13:19,554 --> 00:13:21,637
would appreciate if we told him this.

304
00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:24,198
Let's hope we can find him
before he writes Thorpe a check.

305
00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:26,928
I don't know how much longer we
can wait for Russell to call.

306
00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:30,425
You could make the first
move, play the modern woman.

307
00:13:30,426 --> 00:13:32,526
Look, you of all people
know that men like Russell

308
00:13:32,527 --> 00:13:33,900
need the pursuit.

309
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,651
Maybe I simply just don't have
the allure that I used to.

310
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:41,010
No. The way he's playing this,
behind all the false claims,

311
00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:43,743
there's a real agenda, and it's personal.

312
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:46,146
I have to think it's his feelings for you.

313
00:13:51,156 --> 00:13:52,768
Russell, what a surprise.

314
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:55,880
No, it's a pleasant one, actually.

315
00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:58,526
Well, yes, after everything
that's happened with Charles,

316
00:13:58,527 --> 00:14:00,345
I was hoping you would call.

317
00:14:02,223 --> 00:14:04,792
Oh, I'd love to meet you for a drink.

318
00:14:05,589 --> 00:14:07,400
No, the Oak Bar is perfect.

319
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:09,566
See you soon.

320
00:14:10,352 --> 00:14:13,267
Do you have Bryn Harold?
Well, then take off your shoes

321
00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:15,717
and chase her down, because
I need that Opera...

322
00:14:16,479 --> 00:14:18,701
As a front-of-book idea.

323
00:14:18,943 --> 00:14:21,541
They're doing "Boris Godunov" this spring.

324
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,579
Who doesn't love tsars and cossacks?

325
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:24,944
Seems like a better concept for fall,

326
00:14:24,945 --> 00:14:26,812
but I'll run it by the group.

327
00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:28,679
You sure you're not ready
to admit you need my help?

328
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,983
Never! No, "never" isn't what
he transitioned Spain into.

329
00:14:32,984 --> 00:14:35,704
It's modernism, and don't get
caught talking during a test.

330
00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:37,588
When was the last time you slept?

331
00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:40,548
Sleep is for the weak,
and speaking of which,

332
00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:42,273
don't act like I don't know
why you're really here.

333
00:14:42,274 --> 00:14:43,958
It's because you're avoiding
Ben and Serena at the loft.

334
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,694
No, I'm waiting for you to crack.

335
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,564
Stefano said to research the Opera.

336
00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:49,698
And what's the E.T.A. on today's blog post?

337
00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:55,096
Uh... uh... within the hour.

338
00:14:56,148 --> 00:14:58,744
Blair, if you take on one more
thing, you're gonna break.

339
00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:00,405
Blair, we need your help with a scheme.

340
00:15:00,406 --> 00:15:01,521
She can't.

341
00:15:01,892 --> 00:15:04,012
Oh. I can.

342
00:15:04,357 --> 00:15:05,504
New paragraph...

343
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,267
"'The Nude Maja' began Goya's separation

344
00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:09,991
from religious iconography..."

345
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:10,880
What are you doing here?

346
00:15:10,881 --> 00:15:12,680
I'm leaving. This just went
from "Women on the Verge"

347
00:15:12,681 --> 00:15:14,595
to "Saw II." 
I don't like gore porn.

348
00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:18,556
Are you sure you can help us?
You seem pretty busy.

349
00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:21,606
A takedown only takes two minutes.

350
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,453
Stefano Tonchi's office. Please hold.

351
00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:28,102
Yes. You hold, too, Jessica.

352
00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:30,806
Tell me the plot points.

353
00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:34,192
♪ Cut and crossed wires, electric fires ♪

354
00:15:34,193 --> 00:15:36,441
♪ Reset your clocks and... ♪

355
00:15:36,442 --> 00:15:37,629
Look at everyone...

356
00:15:38,082 --> 00:15:40,910
skating and kissing and...

357
00:15:41,722 --> 00:15:43,078
Doing karate.

358
00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:46,421
Oh, it's... it's Tai Chi.

359
00:15:47,255 --> 00:15:48,962
I mean, don't they have parks in Chicago?

360
00:15:48,963 --> 00:15:52,219
Mm-hmm, Grant Park.
It's beautiful.

361
00:15:52,274 --> 00:15:55,549
I think I saw a picture of myself there...

362
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,623
At the age of 3.

363
00:15:58,411 --> 00:16:02,373
But... it may have been...
the White House lawn.

364
00:16:03,386 --> 00:16:04,164
Guess that's what happens

365
00:16:04,165 --> 00:16:06,683
when your mother walks
out before you can walk.

366
00:16:07,126 --> 00:16:09,969
I'm sorry. I, uh, I had no idea.

367
00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:15,088
My mom used to take me
skating here every winter.

368
00:16:15,189 --> 00:16:16,378
I've never been.

369
00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:18,232
What? You're from the home of the hawks,

370
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,277
and you haven't been skating?

371
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,039
I watch from our box, not from the ice.

372
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,220
Oh. Oh, come on. I'll teach you.

373
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:26,190
What about my meeting?

374
00:16:26,191 --> 00:16:27,871
Trust me.
Your first time in skates is worth

375
00:16:27,872 --> 00:16:29,564
being a few minutes late, okay?

376
00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:32,116
Look, go take a look.
I'll get the skates and be right there.

377
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:35,434
♪ Cut and crossed wires, electric fires ♪

378
00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:36,633
7 1/2.

379
00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:39,049
All right, 7 1/2...

380
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,854
♪ It's burning down ♪

381
00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:43,558
Penelope, I'm putting
someone else on gifts.

382
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:46,169
Return immediately for your new
and urgent flower mission.

383
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:49,020
All the details are on a purple
sticky note on my computer.

384
00:16:51,472 --> 00:16:52,583
It's about time.

385
00:16:52,584 --> 00:16:53,771
You texted me, like, two minutes ago.

386
00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:54,898
I was downstairs getting a sandwich.

387
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:56,098
Now what's so urgent?

388
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,613
I wanted to tell you that...

389
00:16:59,202 --> 00:17:00,558
You were right...

390
00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:03,123
About that thing.

391
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,719
Oh, now which thing was that?

392
00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:09,240
I, Blair Waldorf, need Dan Humphrey's help.

393
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:11,208
As a friend and peer, not as an underling.

394
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:14,846
As... my friend and peer, not my underling.

395
00:17:16,024 --> 00:17:17,410
As my friend and peer, not an underling.

396
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,051
Culinary crisis in features.

397
00:17:19,052 --> 00:17:21,235
Ted's got a lead on rare
white truffles in Tuscany.

398
00:17:21,236 --> 00:17:22,326
We need you.

399
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,483
Okay, so all right, what
do you want me to do?

400
00:17:25,484 --> 00:17:27,704
It's all on my desk. Just start.

401
00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:37,948
Painting it black has
nothing on the trouble

402
00:17:37,949 --> 00:17:41,150
one piece of purple paper can cause.

403
00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:49,796
Hey, sorry again about,
uh, spilling the cider.

404
00:17:49,797 --> 00:17:51,504
Ice skating was worth it,

405
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:55,577
plus I got to cancel my day
and continue my adventure

406
00:17:55,578 --> 00:17:57,608
of things I've never done,

407
00:17:57,853 --> 00:18:01,248
like... nothing at 2:00 in the afternoon.

408
00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:03,692
What would you be doing if I wasn't here?

409
00:18:03,693 --> 00:18:05,768
Probably just studying.

410
00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:06,875
What subjects?

411
00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:08,993
Well, I might be playing

412
00:18:08,994 --> 00:18:11,254
a little "Black Ops" first, yeah.

413
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,854
Would you be doing this, too?

414
00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:17,382
It does make me a better soldier.

415
00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:19,387
Another thing I've never tried.

416
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:22,394
Seriously? That wasn't
peer pressure, by the way.

417
00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:23,363
I just...

418
00:18:23,364 --> 00:18:24,593
Will you light me up?

419
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,152
You know who gets really, really good weed?

420
00:18:29,245 --> 00:18:30,234
Chuck.

421
00:18:31,773 --> 00:18:33,947
This really is a day of firsts.

422
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,624
To old friends and new beginnings.

423
00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:42,312
Nothing would make me happier.

424
00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:49,988
I hope you know I never meant

425
00:18:49,989 --> 00:18:52,051
for you to become collateral damage

426
00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:52,932
in this acquisition.

427
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:55,852
Oh, of course.
I remember how important it was for you

428
00:18:55,853 --> 00:18:58,531
to keep your personal life
and business separate.

429
00:18:58,532 --> 00:19:00,096
You always understood me.

430
00:19:03,461 --> 00:19:04,916
Okay, have a good weekend.

431
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,084
You know, I still have a soft spot

432
00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:08,282
for that bar at the Peninsula Hotel.

433
00:19:08,283 --> 00:19:10,511
We did have some memorable moments.

434
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,787
I don't want to cross any
lines that you don't

435
00:19:20,788 --> 00:19:23,546
want to cross, Lily.
I'm only happy if we can move forward,

436
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:24,753
even if it's just as friends.

437
00:19:24,754 --> 00:19:27,718
Oh, maybe we could just get
one more glass of wine.

438
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,962
I never really knew

439
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:36,490
how you felt about me choosing Bart...

440
00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:41,187
if I was important to you or just...
amusing.

441
00:19:46,075 --> 00:19:48,100
You and Rufus seem to
have a good thing going.

442
00:19:48,101 --> 00:19:50,649
Yes, well, that is just a show.

443
00:19:51,698 --> 00:19:55,015
After we lost the first
Bass Industries buyer,

444
00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:56,250
I couldn't risk

445
00:19:56,251 --> 00:19:58,073
the rumors of more family trouble.

446
00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:00,044
Look at what the Dodgers are
going through with the McCourts.

447
00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:03,531
Exactly, but luckily the
situation will be over

448
00:20:03,532 --> 00:20:06,773
once your bid goes through.
Right now I'm just grateful

449
00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:09,671
that Rufus doesn't come home very often.

450
00:20:09,998 --> 00:20:13,296
Maybe husband number six will be the charm.

451
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,832
Oh, I can't believe what time it is.

452
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:34,718
I have to get home to
Eric's 18th birthday party.

453
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:42,077
Thank you for such a lovely afternoon.

454
00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:44,715
I hope it's not our last.

455
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,814
Me, too.

456
00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:53,293
Please note which ones are the cossacks

457
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,673
and which ones will play the tsars.
Thank you.

458
00:20:56,513 --> 00:20:59,228
Bryn Harold is friends with
Lily Humphrey. She'll be

459
00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:00,958
at Eric's party tonight.
I have all the information.

460
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,786
Well done, new minion.
Make sure my résume's up to date.

461
00:21:03,787 --> 00:21:05,633
She doesn't take applications, Blair.

462
00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:07,619
She just invites people who impress her...

463
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,600
And aren't still in college.

464
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,944
Well, as you can probably tell,

465
00:21:11,945 --> 00:21:14,001
I'm not a typical college student.

466
00:21:14,002 --> 00:21:15,368
I'm a self-actualized,

467
00:21:15,369 --> 00:21:17,681
mature-beyond-her-years-yet-
still-youthful-and-dewy

468
00:21:17,682 --> 00:21:20,934
working woman.
Bryn Harold will be impressed.

469
00:21:22,921 --> 00:21:23,839
Those aren't tulips.

470
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,862
Why would I buy your
mother and Eric tulips?

471
00:21:25,863 --> 00:21:27,340
I left you a message.

472
00:21:27,739 --> 00:21:28,300
I didn't get it.

473
00:21:28,301 --> 00:21:29,917
I took you off of gift duty and put you

474
00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:30,891
on purple sticky note.

475
00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:31,934
What purple sticky note?

476
00:21:31,935 --> 00:21:35,432
The one that I said I left
on my computer screen.

477
00:21:36,221 --> 00:21:37,348
It was right here.

478
00:21:41,238 --> 00:21:42,249
Oh.

479
00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,097
Hey, is everything okay?

480
00:21:44,098 --> 00:21:47,053
You have a visitor, says
her name is Vanessa.

481
00:21:47,926 --> 00:21:49,188
Tell him I came to apologize,

482
00:21:49,189 --> 00:21:51,116
and I'm happy to wait
here till he gets back.

483
00:21:51,117 --> 00:21:52,012
She says that...

484
00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:54,359
I heard, I heard. Tell her that
I got all of her texts and her

485
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,817
handwritten letters, and I will
be in touch when I'm ready.

486
00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:59,441
He says...
Do I really have to say that?

487
00:21:59,442 --> 00:22:00,679
Shouldn't you just talk to her yourself?

488
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,558
No, no, no, no, no.
Giving her the message myself

489
00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:04,046
will defeat the entire
purpose of the message,

490
00:22:04,047 --> 00:22:06,101
and I'm really busy right now.
I'm on the Upper East Side

491
00:22:06,102 --> 00:22:08,004
delivering, like, a hundred tulips.

492
00:22:09,518 --> 00:22:13,587
A hundred tulips. Got it.

493
00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:17,358
Hey, is anyone waiting
for a tulip delivery?

494
00:22:19,184 --> 00:22:20,787
Why on earth did you get them?

495
00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:23,188
Uh, to help Blair.

496
00:22:28,543 --> 00:22:29,844
These are purple.

497
00:22:29,918 --> 00:22:31,747
Oh, and plant-y.

498
00:22:31,982 --> 00:22:33,482
Why are you guys so interested in tulips?

499
00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:35,145
Well, at least no one will get arrested.

500
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,412
Except mom when Damien finds
out we don't have his coke.

501
00:22:37,413 --> 00:22:38,866
Okay, all right, will somebody tell me

502
00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:40,087
what the hell's going on?

503
00:22:40,088 --> 00:22:44,518
Poor E.... Only 18, and already welcoming
all the makings

504
00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:47,965
of anyone's 19th nervous breakdown.

505
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:55,101
♪ One, two, I love you, I
know that you know me, too ♪

506
00:22:55,102 --> 00:22:57,156
♪ Three, four, not my door ♪

507
00:22:57,157 --> 00:22:59,121
♪ Super late like 3 or 4 ♪

508
00:22:59,122 --> 00:23:00,228
♪ We talk all night ♪

509
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,024
Blair, what were you thinking?

510
00:23:02,138 --> 00:23:03,742
That I would arrive at this party

511
00:23:03,743 --> 00:23:05,595
and be greeted appropriately.

512
00:23:05,596 --> 00:23:06,681
I know you only admitted you needed me

513
00:23:06,682 --> 00:23:08,196
so you could make me your drug mule.

514
00:23:08,197 --> 00:23:10,517
That sticky note was meant for Penelope.

515
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,560
Frankly, with her attitude,

516
00:23:12,561 --> 00:23:15,016
she could use some time behind bars.

517
00:23:15,017 --> 00:23:17,427
So that's it? There's no "I'm sorry
I could have gotten you arrested"?

518
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:21,061
Well, you're here. The party's lovely.

519
00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:22,470
Everything obviously turned out fine.

520
00:23:22,471 --> 00:23:25,390
Except that you sent Dan
to get the wrong flowers.

521
00:23:25,414 --> 00:23:27,453
The tulips with the coke were pink.

522
00:23:27,454 --> 00:23:31,119
And I... wrote that down.
This one's on you, Humphrey.

523
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:34,003
You wrote "purple." Classic stroop effect.

524
00:23:35,611 --> 00:23:37,315
Where you write or say a color

525
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:39,896
that you see instead of the one you mean.

526
00:23:40,349 --> 00:23:42,776
You're not the only one who
knows his neurodysfunction.

527
00:23:44,128 --> 00:23:44,835
Happy birthday.

528
00:23:44,836 --> 00:23:48,942
Yeah, right. Damien just called.
Turns out he pre-sold the coke

529
00:23:48,943 --> 00:23:53,619
and is therefore on his way
to pick up the $100,000

530
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,893
he says I now owe him.

531
00:23:54,894 --> 00:23:57,251
That's insane.
Nobody has that kind of money, do they?

532
00:23:58,536 --> 00:24:00,302
Not on them, but we need it now,

533
00:24:00,303 --> 00:24:02,324
or he's gonna out mom here tonight.

534
00:24:02,879 --> 00:24:04,764
It's your 18th birthday,
which means the checkbook

535
00:24:04,765 --> 00:24:06,326
to your Rhodes trust fund is somewhere

536
00:24:06,327 --> 00:24:07,828
in that pile of presents.

537
00:24:08,267 --> 00:24:10,589
Okay. All right. Let's get unwrapping.

538
00:24:12,496 --> 00:24:13,302
I know you're thinking

539
00:24:13,303 --> 00:24:15,565
that stroop is one of the
symptoms of chronic fatigue,

540
00:24:15,566 --> 00:24:17,177
but I'm not even tired.

541
00:24:24,821 --> 00:24:26,788
So it turns out Russell's financial backer

542
00:24:26,789 --> 00:24:29,203
is a guy named Bradley Kidd from Atlanta.

543
00:24:29,204 --> 00:24:32,030
He owns a lot of property
down south, nothing marquee.

544
00:24:32,031 --> 00:24:33,768
Bass would be a huge move for him,

545
00:24:33,769 --> 00:24:35,445
and something he's capable of making.

546
00:24:35,446 --> 00:24:37,043
How do we convince him not to?

547
00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:38,650
Because the Captain was right.

548
00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:41,837
Thorpe ran a bunch of
financial scenarios for Kidd,

549
00:24:41,838 --> 00:24:44,213
but nothing involved keeping
Bass Industries intact.

550
00:24:44,214 --> 00:24:46,300
Would Kidd consider backing us instead?

551
00:24:46,301 --> 00:24:48,003
That's why I invited him tonight,

552
00:24:48,158 --> 00:24:50,118
to convince him it's a better business move

553
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,083
or to get him to break
his deal with Russell.

554
00:24:52,084 --> 00:24:53,237
Good spying.

555
00:24:53,536 --> 00:24:54,508
Thank you.

556
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,544
I kind of like this double
agent thing you have going on.

557
00:25:01,545 --> 00:25:02,551
You do?

558
00:25:02,552 --> 00:25:03,416
Mm-hmm.

559
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:09,954
You gotta move in order to be better.

560
00:25:09,955 --> 00:25:11,119
I'm trying.

561
00:25:12,212 --> 00:25:13,196
Arm twist.

562
00:25:13,197 --> 00:25:15,970
There you go. 
Okay, finally.

563
00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:19,190
Finally, a sport I can beat you in.

564
00:25:19,191 --> 00:25:22,267
Oh, come on. 
No. First of all, this isn't even a sport.

565
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,305
Second of all, gloat all you want to.

566
00:25:24,306 --> 00:25:27,026
Just please don't tell anybody
I danced to "tik tok."

567
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:29,414
I wouldn't call that dancing.

568
00:25:29,579 --> 00:25:32,926
What? Hey, hey, at least
I'm a good loser, okay?

569
00:25:32,927 --> 00:25:35,064
You threw your racket so hard,
you almost broke the TV

570
00:25:35,065 --> 00:25:36,975
when I beat you at the tennis game.

571
00:25:36,976 --> 00:25:39,483
This will make up for it.

572
00:25:41,634 --> 00:25:43,199
Mmm. That's awesome.

573
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,137
Mm-hmm.

574
00:25:44,556 --> 00:25:45,851
We need to call Ben & Jerry.

575
00:25:45,852 --> 00:25:48,545
No, we should start our own company.

576
00:25:49,213 --> 00:25:50,233
Yes.

577
00:25:50,345 --> 00:25:52,498
Hmm. That was my dream when I was 5.

578
00:25:54,237 --> 00:25:55,460
Don't tell my dad.

579
00:25:55,539 --> 00:25:56,939
Mm, I won't.

580
00:26:00,349 --> 00:26:01,681
This is really fun.

581
00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:09,166
Hey.

582
00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:11,878
Where have you been?
I need you to bring Raina to Eric's party.

583
00:26:11,879 --> 00:26:14,114
Sorry, man. The music was really loud.

584
00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:15,300
Music?

585
00:26:20,905 --> 00:26:22,923
Never mind. Change of plan.

586
00:26:23,502 --> 00:26:25,134
Keep her there until I call back.

587
00:26:25,135 --> 00:26:26,215
Bye.

588
00:26:33,152 --> 00:26:35,233
You know who loves ice cream?

589
00:26:35,853 --> 00:26:37,435
Chuck... he loves it.

590
00:26:40,191 --> 00:26:41,195
Nate...

591
00:26:42,294 --> 00:26:45,287
I know what you've been
trying to do all day.

592
00:26:46,325 --> 00:26:47,353
You do?

593
00:26:47,382 --> 00:26:48,415
Mm-hmm.

594
00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:54,131
Ugh! I hate professional gift wrapping.

595
00:26:54,403 --> 00:26:56,802
What are you doing?
Do you realize how gauche it is

596
00:26:56,803 --> 00:26:59,094
to open gifts at a party, before dessert?

597
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:01,112
I was just so excited
to have a new addition

598
00:27:01,113 --> 00:27:02,658
to my stock portfolio.

599
00:27:03,128 --> 00:27:05,738
Well, at least make a
list for thank-you notes.

600
00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:10,923
I'm on hold with Victor
from the flower market.

601
00:27:10,924 --> 00:27:14,697
You've already done enough by
getting me this, uh, salad bowl.

602
00:27:16,408 --> 00:27:18,856
It's Baccarat, and it's for my mother,

603
00:27:18,998 --> 00:27:20,554
which means that your Larry Clark print

604
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,051
is on its way to her. 
Penelope.

605
00:27:29,243 --> 00:27:30,823
Keep going. I'll be right back.

606
00:27:31,091 --> 00:27:32,079
Yeah.

607
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,431
Great party.

608
00:27:48,699 --> 00:27:49,920
Happy birthday.

609
00:27:55,983 --> 00:27:57,622
I'm guessing you're not here to celebrate.

610
00:27:57,623 --> 00:27:59,334
I just saw Damien go up,

611
00:27:59,335 --> 00:28:00,932
and I know you sent Dan to get the drugs.

612
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:03,586
The Dan part was a mistake,
but I did ask Blair to help.

613
00:28:03,587 --> 00:28:05,315
I thought that you agreed that
no one else should get hurt

614
00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:06,741
to protect your mother.

615
00:28:15,188 --> 00:28:16,938
I'm not okay with what she did either,

616
00:28:16,939 --> 00:28:19,160
but it doesn't mean that
I wanna destroy her.

617
00:28:19,161 --> 00:28:20,738
Are you saying you choose Lily?

618
00:28:20,739 --> 00:28:22,509
You chose for me by turning to ice

619
00:28:22,510 --> 00:28:24,178
every time I mention her name.

620
00:28:24,179 --> 00:28:26,929
I'm sorry.
I have to go help my brother now.

621
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,754
Bryn, I am so glad you could come.

622
00:28:31,755 --> 00:28:33,835
Rufus and I are really
enjoying the season so far.

623
00:28:33,836 --> 00:28:35,754
Thanks. You'll excuse me.

624
00:28:36,311 --> 00:28:38,156
Mrs. Harold, hi.

625
00:28:38,157 --> 00:28:39,830
Oh, yes. 
I'm Blair Waldorf.

626
00:28:39,831 --> 00:28:41,394
Hi. What a pleasure to meet you.

627
00:28:43,150 --> 00:28:45,290
Russell, what a surprise. Uh...

628
00:28:45,637 --> 00:28:46,794
What are you doing here?

629
00:28:47,695 --> 00:28:49,909
Well, I figured he only turns 18 once.

630
00:28:49,910 --> 00:28:52,654
Well, I don't think it's a
good idea for you to stay.

631
00:28:52,655 --> 00:28:55,021
Rufus decided to make an appearance.

632
00:28:55,022 --> 00:28:57,101
I promise I won't draw attention.

633
00:28:57,102 --> 00:28:58,807
I'm just a business associate,

634
00:28:58,808 --> 00:29:01,572
an old family friend
stopping by with a gift.

635
00:29:02,735 --> 00:29:05,002
Well, I suppose I can't argue with that.

636
00:29:05,003 --> 00:29:07,199
You do look exceptionally lovely.

637
00:29:07,976 --> 00:29:10,694
Lily, what the hell is going on?

638
00:29:10,695 --> 00:29:12,009
Nice to see you again, Rufus.

639
00:29:12,010 --> 00:29:15,343
You think I'm a fool?
I know what went on between you two,

640
00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:17,066
and looks like it's still going.

641
00:29:17,574 --> 00:29:19,102
Please, this is not the time.

642
00:29:19,103 --> 00:29:21,878
You're the one who invited him
to Eric's 18th birthday party.

643
00:29:21,879 --> 00:29:23,469
Actually, I was just leaving.

644
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:26,867
No, you know, some men know
how to behave appropriately

645
00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:28,191
at social events.

646
00:29:28,192 --> 00:29:30,754
Ahem. Russell, I'm so sorry.
I'll call you later.

647
00:29:33,942 --> 00:29:34,874
You know, you're not so bad

648
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:37,125
at that double agent thing yourself.

649
00:29:37,126 --> 00:29:38,258
Think he bought it?

650
00:29:39,790 --> 00:29:42,347
With my "W" blog, I'm
imprinting proper etiquette

651
00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:44,988
and fashion sense as well
as my philanthropic mandate

652
00:29:44,989 --> 00:29:47,160
on a whole new generation
much like you did.

653
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:49,800
You do realize you're wearing
two different shoes?

654
00:29:54,451 --> 00:29:58,089
By the way, um, have you seen Chuck Bass?

655
00:29:58,237 --> 00:29:59,532
I heard he's dating Raina Thorpe,

656
00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:00,839
and I'd love an introduction.

657
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,339
No, I haven't seen either of them.

658
00:30:06,691 --> 00:30:08,635
Brad, what are you doing here?

659
00:30:08,636 --> 00:30:10,995
Russell, didn't expect to see you.

660
00:30:10,996 --> 00:30:13,617
Looking for me. Mr. Kidd.

661
00:30:13,618 --> 00:30:14,343
Chuck Bass.

662
00:30:14,344 --> 00:30:15,394
Thanks for coming.

663
00:30:17,656 --> 00:30:19,171
I think I'll stay, too.

664
00:30:22,144 --> 00:30:25,718
Uh, that's Dalgaard...
Two A's after the "G."

665
00:30:25,719 --> 00:30:26,908
Why are you doing this?

666
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,284
Angry cokeheads... my father cut me off.

667
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:31,329
I have to pay them back somehow.

668
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:33,729
Make sure you don't leave
out any of those zeroes.

669
00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:35,631
Fine, but then that's the end of it.

670
00:30:44,507 --> 00:30:46,529
$100,000?

671
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:48,995
Eric, what is the meaning of this?

672
00:30:49,061 --> 00:30:52,994
I hear a storm is threatening
someone's very life today.

673
00:30:53,398 --> 00:30:55,245
Let's hope they find some shelter

674
00:30:55,246 --> 00:30:57,467
and it's not behind bars.

675
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:06,123
$100,000 worth of drugs?

676
00:31:06,124 --> 00:31:07,868
You promised you were
done with all of this.

677
00:31:07,869 --> 00:31:10,136
Mom, it's... it's not what it looks like.

678
00:31:10,137 --> 00:31:12,521
Seems like you Van Der Woodsen/Humphreys

679
00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:14,225
have a lot of discussing to do,

680
00:31:14,226 --> 00:31:18,447
so I'm gonna go get a cocktail,
maybe some mac and cheese.

681
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,148
You know your options.

682
00:31:26,569 --> 00:31:27,564
Let me guess.

683
00:31:28,675 --> 00:31:30,750
You and Lily are all made up,

684
00:31:30,808 --> 00:31:32,779
and she and Rufus are
quite happily married.

685
00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:35,093
I don't meddle in my stepmother's affairs,

686
00:31:35,158 --> 00:31:36,554
or in your case, a lack thereof.

687
00:31:36,555 --> 00:31:38,392
Chuck here is just trying to manipulate you

688
00:31:38,393 --> 00:31:41,099
to pull your backing.
The only manipulation is yours.

689
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,333
You don't want anyone to know
it doesn't make financial sense

690
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:44,538
to rip Bass Industries apart.

691
00:31:44,539 --> 00:31:47,370
You're just upset because you
lost your daddy's company.

692
00:31:47,371 --> 00:31:48,277
We understand.

693
00:31:48,278 --> 00:31:51,888
It's very sad.
But it's time to get over it.

694
00:31:51,889 --> 00:31:53,999
Brad, I'm sorry he dragged you into this.

695
00:31:54,082 --> 00:31:55,082
Let me buy you a real dinner.

696
00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:59,381
I think I'll stay and hear young Mr.
Bass out.

697
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:04,501
The only thing I hate
more than being lied to

698
00:32:04,778 --> 00:32:06,024
is being cheated.

699
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,564
You're making a mistake.

700
00:32:20,256 --> 00:32:21,295
What are you doing here?

701
00:32:21,296 --> 00:32:22,984
This is Serena's brother's birthday party.

702
00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:24,492
It's not okay for you to just show up here.

703
00:32:24,493 --> 00:32:26,650
All I wanna do is apologize
for the part I played

704
00:32:26,651 --> 00:32:29,196
in what happened to her.
I had no idea that was Juliet's plan,

705
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,357
and you know me, Dan. I would never be okay

706
00:32:31,358 --> 00:32:32,559
with things going that far.

707
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,443
Yeah, that's what my sister said
before she did the right thing

708
00:32:34,444 --> 00:32:35,369
and came clean. You, on the other hand,

709
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,633
pointed a finger at her and left town.

710
00:32:38,526 --> 00:32:44,147
Wow. I guess... I can never come back,

711
00:32:44,470 --> 00:32:45,617
not even with you.

712
00:32:46,447 --> 00:32:47,805
I'm not gonna chase after you, Vanessa.

713
00:32:47,806 --> 00:32:50,234
And I wouldn't stop for you if you did.

714
00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:52,168
Juliet's right, what she said.

715
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:55,483
I'm an outsider around
here and always will be.

716
00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:01,233
I'm relieved you're not going to overdose,

717
00:33:01,234 --> 00:33:03,044
but you should have come to me with this.

718
00:33:03,045 --> 00:33:04,463
I just... I-I didn't wanna worry you.

719
00:33:04,464 --> 00:33:06,198
I wanted to fix my mistake.

720
00:33:06,199 --> 00:33:08,530
The only mistake was mine...

721
00:33:12,265 --> 00:33:14,242
When I forged Serena's signature.

722
00:33:15,949 --> 00:33:18,825
Wow. That's the first time
you've admitted it was wrong.

723
00:33:18,826 --> 00:33:20,507
Well, it seemed right at the time,

724
00:33:20,508 --> 00:33:25,178
but I know it wasn't.
And as much I appreciate

725
00:33:25,179 --> 00:33:29,192
you both trying to protect me,
I can't allow anyone else

726
00:33:29,332 --> 00:33:30,931
to pay for what I did.

727
00:33:43,749 --> 00:33:44,688
Hey.

728
00:33:45,219 --> 00:33:48,503
Can't a person have some
privacy to make a phone call?

729
00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,727
Where's your phone?
Look, Blair, I just wanted to tell you

730
00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:53,390
that you were right.
I was only hanging out at "W"

731
00:33:53,391 --> 00:33:55,543
to avoid being at the
loft with Ben and Serena.

732
00:33:55,544 --> 00:33:59,282
That's your big revelation?
I think you've actually gotten

733
00:33:59,283 --> 00:34:01,411
less smart since high school, Humphrey.

734
00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:03,028
Oh, right. You go to N.Y.U.

735
00:34:03,029 --> 00:34:04,757
Well, I'm smart enough to see
that your race to greatness

736
00:34:04,758 --> 00:34:06,940
has, uh, come down to a
competition with Raina.

737
00:34:06,941 --> 00:34:10,546
That's ridiculous. She's from the Midwest.

738
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,160
You're the one wearing two different shoes.

739
00:34:13,339 --> 00:34:17,105
Because of Dorota.
My problem isn't emotional.

740
00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:18,392
It's administrative.

741
00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:25,136
Now if you'll excuse me, I have
delegation disasters to fix.

742
00:34:26,453 --> 00:34:30,176
Penelope sent me for the bowl,
and Jessica said to tell you

743
00:34:30,177 --> 00:34:32,441
you got an "F" on your essay.

744
00:34:32,618 --> 00:34:35,020
I guess she showed up
at Professor Trudeau's class and...

745
00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:37,788
Trudeau teaches History, not Art History.

746
00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:41,153
Yeah. She figured that out... after.

747
00:34:43,908 --> 00:34:45,571
I really loved your blog, though.

748
00:34:45,572 --> 00:34:47,279
The blog? What?

749
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:49,445
I-I completely forgot.

750
00:34:49,446 --> 00:34:50,387
Well, all that stuff about

751
00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:52,427
servants being like belts and purses

752
00:34:52,428 --> 00:34:54,522
and overpriced and interchangeable...

753
00:34:54,523 --> 00:34:57,726
It was really funny... or... mean.

754
00:34:57,820 --> 00:34:58,957
Wait. Was there something

755
00:34:58,958 --> 00:35:01,167
about admitting you need help from friends?

756
00:35:02,484 --> 00:35:05,052
"Friends are the fashion fundamentals."

757
00:35:05,099 --> 00:35:06,618
See? You did write it.

758
00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:12,759
Well, of course. Who else could
turn minions into a metaphor?

759
00:35:13,427 --> 00:35:14,432
Bye.

760
00:35:35,452 --> 00:35:38,099
Well, well, well, if it's
not my favorite ex-con

761
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,263
to run into in dark alleys.

762
00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:42,888
If you ever use that
information about Lily,

763
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:44,522
I'll have you killed.

764
00:35:45,224 --> 00:35:47,235
It's a tad melodramatic, don't you think?

765
00:35:47,236 --> 00:35:49,092
Well, that's up for you to decide

766
00:35:49,093 --> 00:35:51,692
while you're walking around,
wondering if that guy behind you

767
00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:54,465
is the ex-con I got to do the job.

768
00:35:54,580 --> 00:35:56,856
Those guys I had beat up Howard Archibald

769
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,112
only stopped after ten minutes

770
00:35:59,133 --> 00:36:00,617
because I told them to.

771
00:36:01,756 --> 00:36:04,217
It takes a hell of a lot
less time to kill a man.

772
00:36:05,853 --> 00:36:08,727
I always knew you read too
much Shakespeare to be sane.

773
00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:14,519
Bygones.

774
00:36:22,112 --> 00:36:24,884
Turns out what Ben did while doing time

775
00:36:24,885 --> 00:36:26,626
wasn't on his side.

776
00:36:26,943 --> 00:36:29,778
Now Vanessa has him under her thumb.

777
00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:33,300
I appreciate you looking
this over so quickly.

778
00:36:33,301 --> 00:36:35,233
I'll be in touch either way.

779
00:36:42,453 --> 00:36:45,338
You still with Raina?
I'm ready for you to bring her over.

780
00:36:45,357 --> 00:36:46,756
Dude, it's not happening.

781
00:36:46,757 --> 00:36:47,548
What do you mean?

782
00:36:47,549 --> 00:36:50,301
I'm sorry. She figured out what
I was up to, and she split.

783
00:36:50,302 --> 00:36:51,337
All right, I mean, you should just move on.

784
00:36:51,338 --> 00:36:54,284
You can get any girl in New
York, not to mention Europe,

785
00:36:54,285 --> 00:36:56,417
Australia, and several parts of Asia.

786
00:36:56,418 --> 00:36:58,574
I appreciate your efforts, Nathaniel.

787
00:36:58,610 --> 00:36:59,826
No worries, man.

788
00:37:02,968 --> 00:37:04,891
You sure you don't wanna
give him one more chance?

789
00:37:05,118 --> 00:37:07,977
I told you I've dated guys
like Chuck my whole life.

790
00:37:07,978 --> 00:37:09,536
I think I'm done with business in bed

791
00:37:09,537 --> 00:37:12,381
and portfolio pillow talk.

792
00:37:13,562 --> 00:37:16,289
I want my day of firsts with you.

793
00:37:17,018 --> 00:37:18,644
Then what else have you never done?

794
00:37:23,288 --> 00:37:25,241
Well, happy birthday. Mwah.

795
00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:26,264
Fork, please.

796
00:37:28,259 --> 00:37:28,932
No Raina?

797
00:37:28,933 --> 00:37:31,863
Not tonight. At least I got to
see the look on Russell's face

798
00:37:31,864 --> 00:37:33,633
when you accused him of sleeping with Lily.

799
00:37:33,634 --> 00:37:36,354
I know. Rufus did play the
jealous husband brilliantly.

800
00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:38,035
Mm, so sad I missed all of this.

801
00:37:38,036 --> 00:37:41,735
And did anyone else see Vanessa,
or am I having ether flashbacks?

802
00:37:41,736 --> 00:37:43,406
It's probably the latter,
although I did notice

803
00:37:43,407 --> 00:37:45,008
Blair wearing two different shoes.

804
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:50,880
And Ben.

805
00:37:50,881 --> 00:37:54,280
He came, but then he turned
right around and left.

806
00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:57,609
Are you so sure about that?

807
00:37:59,808 --> 00:38:01,420
Sorry to interrupt.

808
00:38:02,332 --> 00:38:04,391
Damien won't be bothering you anymore.

809
00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:09,031
I made it clear that I wouldn't cooperate.

810
00:38:10,967 --> 00:38:12,261
Thank you, Benjamin.

811
00:38:22,107 --> 00:38:23,842
I can't believe you did that for her.

812
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,183
I didn't. I did it for you.

813
00:38:26,764 --> 00:38:30,115
I don't want anything to stand
in the way of us moving forward.

814
00:38:30,116 --> 00:38:31,264
Me either.

815
00:38:31,923 --> 00:38:34,929
Maybe we should stay and eat some cake.

816
00:38:35,590 --> 00:38:36,612
Not yet.

817
00:38:37,379 --> 00:38:39,902
Forgiveness isn't gonna
happen overnight, Serena.

818
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:43,584
I know. What matters is that
you made the first step.

819
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,375
Your "friends as fashion" metaphor...

820
00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:11,295
Was well executed but did not save my job.

821
00:39:11,499 --> 00:39:12,665
You got fired?

822
00:39:12,675 --> 00:39:16,363
Slash quit. Donna said they'd
been watching me for a while,

823
00:39:16,364 --> 00:39:18,771
hoping for the best, but let's face it.

824
00:39:18,772 --> 00:39:22,672
I'm imploding.
At least you got your name in the blog.

825
00:39:22,858 --> 00:39:24,179
I'm sorry, Blair.

826
00:39:26,348 --> 00:39:29,839
I thought that if I could
be the Blair Waldorf

827
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,411
that I want to be a little sooner,

828
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:34,117
that maybe I could return to Chuck

829
00:39:34,118 --> 00:39:35,864
before he fell for someone else.

830
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,645
Well, you do know Raina broke up with him.

831
00:39:39,646 --> 00:39:41,399
Yes, in my head,

832
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,932
but in my heart I feel
further away than ever.

833
00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:49,406
I mean, tonight he's thinking
about a different girl,

834
00:39:49,407 --> 00:39:52,439
and meanwhile, I lost my
job, I failed a test,

835
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,916
I almost got my best
friend's mother arrested.

836
00:39:55,992 --> 00:39:58,753
And... I'm in Brooklyn talking about it

837
00:39:58,754 --> 00:40:00,831
to... Dan Humphrey.

838
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:04,835
Uh, well, I'm about to order some pizza...

839
00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:06,106
If you wanna stay.

840
00:40:07,399 --> 00:40:08,903
I think someone "Freaky Friday'ed" me,

841
00:40:08,904 --> 00:40:10,751
and this can't possibly be my life.

842
00:40:11,544 --> 00:40:13,125
Well, it is. What do you want?

843
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:15,860
Gourmet, I suppose.

844
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,304
♪ And loyalty's not a virtue ♪

845
00:40:25,305 --> 00:40:26,751
Burning the midnight oil, trying to put

846
00:40:26,752 --> 00:40:29,192
the Bass Industries deal back together?

847
00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:30,836
I'm sorry. Have we met?

848
00:40:31,424 --> 00:40:33,410
Damien Dalgaard, fellow victim

849
00:40:33,411 --> 00:40:36,693
of the Bass/ Van Der Woodsen/Humphrey clan.

850
00:40:40,619 --> 00:40:44,078
If you have $100,000 and
promise to keep a secret,

851
00:40:44,261 --> 00:40:46,749
I have a little information
you might find useful.

852
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:49,100
When you do finally get what you want,

853
00:40:49,101 --> 00:40:50,294
the problem is

854
00:40:50,295 --> 00:40:53,820
there's always someone who's
trying to take it away.

855
00:41:07,511 --> 00:41:08,827
Blair's light's off.

856
00:41:08,828 --> 00:41:09,357
I noticed.

857
00:41:09,358 --> 00:41:13,099
♪ If I can't love you, then who will ♪

858
00:41:16,093 --> 00:41:19,562
♪ And you're coming off your chill ♪

859
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,996
♪ When your ego takes a dip ♪

860
00:41:25,997 --> 00:41:28,912
And all that wanting makes
us blind to the fact

861
00:41:28,913 --> 00:41:31,718
that things aren't exactly
what we think they are.

862
00:41:33,649 --> 00:41:37,766
You're the worst kind there is...
an intellectual snob.

863
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,761
Maybe it's better sometimes

864
00:41:39,762 --> 00:41:41,624
to just get what you need.

865
00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:45,616
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866
00:41:45,816 --> 00:41:56,016
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