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Gossip girl here... your
one and only source
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into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
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Guess the Archibald charm wasn't
as rusty as you thought.
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Unlike the knife in my back.
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I like Raina, all right,
and she likes me.
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Because of your father,
my wife is dead.
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No one knows the truth,
not even Raina.
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Blair, we kept us a secret
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'cause we were afraid
there was something more.
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You need to go back to Brooklyn.
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Not until I know that there
is nothing between us.
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The only mistake was mine, when
I forged Serena's signature.
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He signs over the company right
now or you're going to jail.
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But not because of you
or anyone else.
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I called the D.A. ten minutes ago.
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Once I go on record with the truth,
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no one can hold this
against us anymore.
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I don't think Lily quite
realizes what she's in for.
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Time to circle the wagons, Rufus.
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The Van Der Woodsen family is
no stranger to the tabloids,
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but this time it appears
the mother of all scandals
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surrounds the mother.
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Sources say that Lily Humphrey
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could be facing up to
ten years in prison
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for forgery and
obstruction of justice...
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Turn that off.
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And leave me alone, Dorota.
I've taken to my bed.
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I thought hearing someone
has life worse than yours
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would help.
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Well, your job isn't to think.
It's to serve.
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So if I need your help,
I'll ring the bell.
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Will Lily Humphre
end up behind bars?
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The society queen
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allegedly forged her
daughter's signature
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on an affidavit
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that sent an innocent man to
jail for almost three years.
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The victim, Ben Donovan, has
been cleared of all charges,
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but it's unlikely Lily Humphrey
will be so lucky.
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She's holed up in her
penthouse apartment
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while her lawyers scramble
to work out a deal.
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We are currently outside
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of the Van Der woodsens'
Upper East Side residence...
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I didn't realize you stayed.
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Good morning to you, too.
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You okay?
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It's surreal.
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Everything happening to
Lily is because of my dad,
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and I kinda feel like
it's all my fault.
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Look, it probably would've
happened sooner or later anyway.
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Your dad's been calling all morning.
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Hello?
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I already told you my answer.
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What do you mean
everything could change?
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Oddsmakers around town
are taking bets
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on the length
of her prison sentence.
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Serena!
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H-hey, Ms. Van Der Woodsen!
Has your mother heard any news?
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Stand back. Let her through.
Stand back.
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Hey, Chuck.
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How's Lily holding up?
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I'm here now.
Aren't you coming over for brunch?
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Lily thought it would be
complicated enough without me.
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Oh, my grandmother and my stepfather
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and my father, who was last
seen fleeing from the police?
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"Complicated" is an understatement.
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How are things with William?
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Well, if I cut everyone out of my life
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who made a mistake, I
wouldn't have anyone left.
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On the topic of mistakes, do
you know one I might have made
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to cause Blair to cut me off?
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You didn't talk to her
after your party?
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She wouldn't let me in her room.
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When she said she didn't
want to talk to me,
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I didn't think she meant ever again.
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She's not seeing someone, is she?
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Mm, no, not unless you count Dorota.
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She hasn't left her bed in a week.
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She's pulling a Camille. But why?
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I think her powerful woman
path hit a roadblock,
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and you know how important
that is to her.
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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Give Lily my love.
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I will. Bye.
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Mm, come on, lil.
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Reading this is not gonna
make things any easier.
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Well, sometimes it's better
to know what's out there.
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You know, deal with it, move on.
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Lily and I were just
talking about moving on.
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Oh, what was the topic of that conversation?
Oh, yeah... you.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
I am not going anywhere
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until I know that my
children are taken care of
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in the event that Lily
can't do so herself.
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It's not like she's dying,
Will, no thanks to you.
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And Eric and Serena already
have a father in their lives.
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Step... father. It's not the same.
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Oh, please!
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Be gentlemen, you two.
We're all here for Lily.
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Oh, darling.
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Oh, you look lovely
in your mug shot.
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It was smart of you to
turn yourself in
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so you could make sure
your hair was done.
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Yes, mother,
that's why I did it.
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Well, fortunately,
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in a few short hours,
I will be immortalized
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in a much more dignified fashion.
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The Taschen book...
that's, uh, today?
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It certainly is.
Oh! "Modern Royalty."
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I just love that title.
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Hey, mom, dad.
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Hey. Hi, sweetheart.
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Hey. Mm.
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Serena, darling, we were...
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Grandma.
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Mm, just talking
about the portrait.
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How can you do a book
on modern royalty
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without including
me and my girls?
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All of my girls.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Hey, you know, listen, thank you
for letting me hide out here.
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I just needed a time-out
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from my mom and my grandma
and my dad and... your dad.
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Oh, yeah. I mean, of course. My...
my house is your safe house.
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I'm surprised Serena
didn't call you
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and ask you to be her backup.
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She did, but I figured
I'd dodge that war.
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Hey, does William Carlos Williams
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go under "w" or "c"?
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Hmm. This is the first time I've
ever seen you pass up a chance
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to save Serena, and you're
alphabetizing. What's up?
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You swear not to tell
anyone or laugh?
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Uh, I'll take your secret to
my grave, but laughter is
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an uncontrollable
bodily response.
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I kissed Blair Waldorf.
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Wow.
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I didn't see that comin'.
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Yeah, neither did I.
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Uh, I mean... it was just...
it was just once, and it was weird.
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Oh, I would expect so, yes.
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But weird good?
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Like, "I... wow, it's weird
this is such a good kiss"?
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Or weird bad?
Like, you know, just, "wow. Weird"?
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Uh... she didn't give you
any indication at the time?
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No. No, she... she just
walked away, stunned,
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left me standing
there in her foyer.
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Mysterious.
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I know, right?
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I mean, I did what I thought
was the polite thing...
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called her the next day.
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It's been almost a week,
and I haven't heard back.
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W-wait, wait.
Why do you care so much?
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Do you... do you like her?
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What? No. No, no, no.
I don't like her.
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No, of course not. Not at all.
I'm just curious.
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Sh... and... and, you know, she...
I mean, she does smell nice.
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Oh! You are ass-backwards
crushing on Blair Waldorf!
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Take that away, Dorota!
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I can't eat. I only rang to
tell you to call the doctor.
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I think I have consumption.
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Consumption not since 19th century.
They have vaccine.
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Well, then I'm dying of malaise.
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I know everything has gone wrong
since you lost focus on work,
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but Carmela on "Sopranos" didn't
get big break till she was 40.
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This isn't about
work or time, Dorota.
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It's about the truth.
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Something happened recently
that revealed my future,
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and I've been hiding ever since
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'cause I don't want
to deal with it.
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Epperly? What do you want?
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I'm styling the photo shoots
for the New York portions
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of Taschen's "Modern Royalty" book.
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I know all about it.
Serena's in it.
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Well, my assistant just left me
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to work for William and
Kate's wedding photographer.
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I could really use your help.
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Me? After our previous experience?
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Aw, you're a natural fit
for something like this,
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what with your impeccable taste
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and masterful way
of giving orders.
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Um, it'll be hard
to clear my schedule.
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Meet me in an hour?
I'll text you the address.
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You're right, Dorota.
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Maybe I should refocus on work.
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Feelings and revelations
will just have to wait.
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She accepted the job, just
like you knew she would.
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But, uh...
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Why go to these lengths,
if I may ask?
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Someone told me something that
made me want my own legacy,
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not my father's.
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I can't convince Blair
of her place in it
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until she's feeling powerful again.
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Well, I hope it works out for you.
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Ever since I came back from
Bali, I'm a sucker for romance.
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I can't believe
you asked Carol here
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without clearing it with me first.
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What's to ask?
You're her sister.
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And besides,
I knew you'd say no.
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Oh, for good reason, though,
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because Carol turned
her back on Lily.
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Well, I would say that there
was some blame on both sides.
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But Rufus does make a point...
for once.
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You know, having Carol here
would be stressful for Lily.
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Oh, my God. What could be
more stressful than this?
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She hasn't even walked
through the door,
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and you guys are already
at each other's throats.
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I wouldn't recognize you guys
if it were any other way.
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Hi, sis!
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I always knew your house of cards
would collapse eventually,
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but I never dreamed you'd
actually wind up behind bars.
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Ah, welcome, Carol.
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And hey! Mom.
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Darling.
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And Lily's husbands...
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one and... five?
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Five.
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And Serena.
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Hi, aunt Carol. Good to see you.
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Oh, my. Your mom used to have
long hair just like yours,
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but that's when she was crashing
on tour buses, before she was
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getting Brazilian blowouts.
Right, Rufus?
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Love the loafers.
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Are those Tod's?
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Carol, some of us
actually grew up.
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I'll get it.
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So, Carol, you're here for
the Rhodes women portrait.
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Maybe you could help
us pick a theme.
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I was thinking "La Dolce Vita."
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Does it have to be a movie?
We could do "Chicago."
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You could play Roxie Hart
'cause she was in jail.
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I know you think this
photo's frivolous,
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but it's an important
honor for our family.
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I'm not the one who ruined
this family's honor.
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It wasn't your lawyer.
It was someone from the book.
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They canceled the portrait
because of the scandal.
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I'm sorry, mom.
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Uh-oh, Lily.
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Looks like instead of
being on the pages,
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you're about to have the
book thrown at you.
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Do you mind hailing me a cab?
Thank you.
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Hey, Serena?
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Sorry. My family's not
talking to the press.
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Oh, well, then I guess
I'm not either,
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because, technically,
I'm your family.
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You're probably wondering
how you could be related
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to someone who's so
socially awkward.
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Um... but I'm your cousin.
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Charlie! Oh, my God!
I mean, Charlotte.
248
00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:20,969
Oh, my gosh!
249
00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:23,191
Your mom didn't tell me
you were here!
250
00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:25,107
That's because
she doesn't know.
251
00:11:25,108 --> 00:11:28,306
Um... can we go
somewhere and talk?
252
00:11:28,307 --> 00:11:30,226
Yeah, of course.
Come on.
253
00:11:31,031 --> 00:11:34,269
Boys, William may
have a solution.
254
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,567
Imagine that.
255
00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:37,620
I know Benedikt Taschen personally.
256
00:11:37,621 --> 00:11:38,720
Of course you do.
257
00:11:38,721 --> 00:11:40,687
I'd be happy to call him,
see if I can get the ladies
258
00:11:40,688 --> 00:11:43,896
back in the book.
259
00:11:43,897 --> 00:11:45,438
Eric, what do you say?
260
00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:49,216
Uh, well, I-I think that mom
would really like that.
261
00:11:49,217 --> 00:11:51,928
Fine. Might as well try.
262
00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:52,666
Great.
263
00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:55,257
Thanks.
264
00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:57,414
I think the last time
I saw you, I was 6.
265
00:11:57,415 --> 00:11:59,924
You met up with us in the
keys on Claus' boat.
266
00:11:59,925 --> 00:12:02,482
Um, I think they
call that a yacht.
267
00:12:02,483 --> 00:12:04,478
Didn't it have
an elevator in it?
268
00:12:04,479 --> 00:12:06,756
Yeah, which apparently was
enough to make your mom decide
269
00:12:06,757 --> 00:12:08,701
to never let you see us again.
270
00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:11,416
Well, she thinks
your world's toxic.
271
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,302
If I'm exposed, I'll catch it.
272
00:12:13,303 --> 00:12:14,841
Oh, well, we may not be perfect,
273
00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:17,740
but comparing us to the
plague is a little extreme.
274
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:20,873
Okay. So you and your
brother didn't both end up
275
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,852
going to a mental institution?
276
00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:25,949
And your dad didn't give
your mom fake cancer?
277
00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:29,433
And your mom didn't send
an innocent man to prison
278
00:12:29,434 --> 00:12:31,747
just to get you back
into private school.
279
00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:32,912
Yeah, maybe when you
put it that way,
280
00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:35,346
we should be quarantined.
281
00:12:36,519 --> 00:12:38,003
No.
282
00:12:38,004 --> 00:12:39,888
I'm sorry.
That's my mom talking.
283
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:45,016
I've grown up so alone, that I...
284
00:12:45,017 --> 00:12:46,813
I wanted to see what she's
been hiding from me
285
00:12:46,814 --> 00:12:48,656
all these years.
286
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,938
Okay. Well, I'm not
letting you go home
287
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,995
until you spend a day with me.
288
00:12:55,996 --> 00:12:58,180
Let me show you this world, and
you can decide for yourself
289
00:12:58,181 --> 00:13:01,079
what you think of it.
We'll start with Barneys
290
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,615
and then work our way
back to intermix.
291
00:13:11,712 --> 00:13:13,450
I'm sorry, Lil.
292
00:13:13,451 --> 00:13:17,023
I didn't realize how important
this portrait was to you.
293
00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:20,707
Whatcha looking at?
294
00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:22,916
Well, I just figured if I
can't take a new photo,
295
00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:25,767
I could distract myself
with old ones, that's all.
296
00:13:32,107 --> 00:13:33,465
Remember that?
297
00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:35,852
My... God.
298
00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:40,291
We were gonna audition to
be "Solid Gold" dancers.
299
00:13:40,292 --> 00:13:42,617
And then we went looking
for halter tops
300
00:13:42,618 --> 00:13:44,192
that looked like the girl
in the "Cherry Pie" video.
301
00:13:44,193 --> 00:13:47,479
Yeah, and all we could find
were these gold unitards.
302
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:52,494
Oh, how'd our dance go?
It was like...
303
00:13:52,495 --> 00:13:53,875
This was our audition.
This was our audition.
304
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,717
Right, right.
Imagine, in halter tops. Okay.
305
00:13:57,718 --> 00:13:58,432
No.
306
00:13:58,433 --> 00:13:59,746
Oh, you know what?
Who needs Taschen
307
00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:02,110
when we can take
our own family photo?
308
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,257
But we need the unitards.
309
00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:05,912
Yes.
310
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:06,985
Let's go. Let's go.
311
00:14:16,495 --> 00:14:19,002
Kat Orth is being shot with
her six maiden nieces,
312
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:21,876
and Chuck Bass will be
shot by himself.
313
00:14:21,877 --> 00:14:24,079
All by himself?
He has an uncle.
314
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,557
Nope. Chuck Bass is representing
his family all alone.
315
00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:29,239
The Suttons are next.
316
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,571
They want to be shot with
their English setters.
317
00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:34,100
The setters are better-looking
than the Suttons.
318
00:14:34,101 --> 00:14:36,535
Aw, but they love
each other anyway,
319
00:14:36,536 --> 00:14:39,046
just proving that everyone
has their soul mate.
320
00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:41,142
Yeah, did you join
a cult in Bali?
321
00:14:41,143 --> 00:14:43,771
Oh, come on, Blair. I know you
believe in true love, too.
322
00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:48,225
Well, I did recently have a
moment of perspective myself,
323
00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:50,870
but thankfully, I didn't have
to go to an Ashram to have it.
324
00:14:50,871 --> 00:14:51,864
What happened?
325
00:14:51,865 --> 00:14:53,601
I kissed someone,
326
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,769
and it was truly a
life-changing experience.
327
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,835
Do tell.
328
00:14:56,836 --> 00:14:59,598
I just did. That was it.
329
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,710
But the point is, that
one kiss changed me.
330
00:15:03,864 --> 00:15:06,046
Fut-the-wuck is she doing here?
331
00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:11,340
12456
332
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,520
how dare you show
your face here?
333
00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:16,871
Oh, well, hello
to you, too, Blair.
334
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,653
I'm a camera assistant.
The job was posted at N.Y.U.
335
00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:22,139
I didn't know Serena's family
was coming until I arrived,
336
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,981
and no, I'm not leaving.
337
00:15:30,356 --> 00:15:32,235
Oh, my God.
338
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,172
Wow, that dress is incredible.
339
00:15:34,173 --> 00:15:35,498
It would look great on you.
340
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:38,057
Uh, yeah, except for it costs
341
00:15:38,058 --> 00:15:41,398
as much as all the stuff
we got today put together,
342
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,740
so I can't accept that.
343
00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:49,334
Well... you can accept this.
344
00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,190
It's a family heirloom,
345
00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:54,447
so it's just as much yours
as it is mine anyway.
346
00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:56,732
Serena...
347
00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:58,160
Thank you...
348
00:15:58,161 --> 00:16:01,150
For everything.
349
00:16:01,151 --> 00:16:04,273
Oh, my God.
I can't believe we found them.
350
00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:06,067
You might be Upper
East Side blue blood,
351
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:08,304
and I might be Florida
bohemian, but at bottom,
352
00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:12,111
the Rhodes sisters are still
badasses from the valley.
353
00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:15,311
Rufus! Yeah, we found
leg warmers.
354
00:16:15,312 --> 00:16:18,601
No, I'm not drunk. Although...
355
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,869
Yes!
356
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:22,374
Oh, that's wonderful.
You're kidding!
357
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,410
Okay, we'll be right home.
358
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:26,797
- The photo shoot's back on.
- Oh!
359
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:29,043
Should we go back and buy
something for everyone?
360
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:31,806
Mom in a unitard.
Awesome.
361
00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:34,818
I love it!
362
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,970
- Serena?
- Charlie?
363
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:39,952
I can explain.
364
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,770
Hey, Chuck, uh, what...
what are you doing here?
365
00:16:47,771 --> 00:16:49,374
May I come in?
366
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,908
Yeah.
367
00:16:51,432 --> 00:16:53,592
I've learned some
information about my past
368
00:16:53,593 --> 00:16:56,169
that's making me
reconsider my future...
369
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,952
my future with Blair.
370
00:16:57,953 --> 00:17:03,296
However, my intel indicates
that she's seeing someone else.
371
00:17:03,297 --> 00:17:04,659
What's that got to do with me?
372
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,213
I think it could be someone at
"W". Didn't you work there?
373
00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:09,567
Uh... yeah. For one day.
374
00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:11,368
Did you notice her
talking to anyone?
375
00:17:11,369 --> 00:17:14,693
Whoever she kissed seems
to have had an effect...
376
00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:17,936
"life-changing" were
the words she used.
377
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:20,610
Uh, well... a life-changing kiss
378
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,364
might not be something
you wanna mess with.
379
00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:23,803
What are you trying
to say, Humphrey?
380
00:17:23,804 --> 00:17:26,345
With you, she was always caught
up in schemes and takedowns,
381
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,608
but that's not...
that's not really her.
382
00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:30,410
She's intelligent.
She's intuitive, you know?
383
00:17:30,411 --> 00:17:33,029
She... she weeps when she
watches "Nights of Cabiria."
384
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,715
How do you know that?
385
00:17:34,716 --> 00:17:38,031
Uh... Serena... told me,
but listen, the point is,
386
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:42,290
if Blair's happy, then maybe
you should let her be.
387
00:17:45,054 --> 00:17:47,295
You care more about Blair's
happiness than I knew.
388
00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:47,823
Yeah.
389
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:49,678
Thank you for your time.
390
00:18:01,259 --> 00:18:03,745
Epperly, I found out
who Blair kissed.
391
00:18:03,746 --> 00:18:06,102
I'm going to need
one more favor.
392
00:18:12,923 --> 00:18:15,911
I worked hard to keep you
away from this world.
393
00:18:15,912 --> 00:18:18,344
I didn't want you to become
a socialite obsessed
394
00:18:18,345 --> 00:18:21,186
with clothes and clubbing and
getting your picture taken.
395
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,265
That's not fair.
396
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:23,995
Fair is irrelevant.
I'm your mother.
397
00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:26,256
I make the rules.
You need to trust me.
398
00:18:26,257 --> 00:18:30,913
I have never lied to you.
399
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,633
Listen, I want you to return
everything that you bought
400
00:18:41,634 --> 00:18:43,905
and meet me back at my hotel.
401
00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:47,117
Uh, necklace?
402
00:18:56,215 --> 00:18:57,872
For God sakes, Carol,
it's a necklace,
403
00:18:57,873 --> 00:18:59,397
not a heroin needle.
404
00:18:59,398 --> 00:19:00,551
We were just hanging out.
405
00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:04,243
And you bought her $1,000
worth of clothes. That's obscene.
406
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,800
We're leaving. I'm just here
to say good-bye to mother.
407
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,697
I just got your message.
408
00:19:08,698 --> 00:19:10,796
I can't believe you
won't come upstairs.
409
00:19:10,797 --> 00:19:13,040
Carol, please.
Serena didn't mean any harm.
410
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,058
You and I were just having
so much fun together,
411
00:19:15,059 --> 00:19:17,092
and William and Rufus got
the photo shoot back on.
412
00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:18,219
At least stay for that.
413
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,355
You may think it's okay for your
kids to have superficial values,
414
00:19:21,356 --> 00:19:25,119
but I left this life to raise
Charlie in the real world,
415
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,217
and I am not letting
you seduce her.
416
00:19:27,218 --> 00:19:28,323
Great, then I hope
you won't mind
417
00:19:28,324 --> 00:19:30,732
if I don't stay
and watch you go.
418
00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:34,538
Hey, you okay?
419
00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:36,053
Oh, yes, I'm fine,
sweetheart.
420
00:19:36,054 --> 00:19:37,503
Mwah. You don't have to come up.
421
00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:40,083
Funny.
422
00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:42,780
Wanting nothing to do with
this superficial world
423
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,923
hasn't deterred you
from taking my money.
424
00:19:44,924 --> 00:19:46,953
Oh, you got what
you paid for, mother.
425
00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:49,976
I showed up. I was as supportive
as I possibly could be,
426
00:19:49,977 --> 00:19:51,342
and now I'm leaving.
427
00:19:51,343 --> 00:19:54,782
I send you a check every month.
428
00:19:54,783 --> 00:19:56,731
You will stay for this photo.
429
00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:58,994
That wasn't part of the deal.
430
00:19:58,995 --> 00:20:00,548
Now I'm going to
my hotel to pack,
431
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:03,325
and Charlie and I are gonna
take the next plane out.
432
00:20:09,306 --> 00:20:10,838
So get this... I got a call
that I'm being included
433
00:20:10,839 --> 00:20:12,724
in the "Modern Royalty" book.
434
00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:14,938
Hmm, no offense, but why?
435
00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:17,967
Oh, none taken, 'cause that
was my first thought also.
436
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,048
For up and comers.
437
00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:22,745
Uh, yeah, that sounds
totally made up.
438
00:20:22,746 --> 00:20:25,496
Um, you know, Blair is
working the photo shoot.
439
00:20:25,497 --> 00:20:27,256
She called to confirm
my mom's call time.
440
00:20:27,257 --> 00:20:29,093
Maybe she got you in?
441
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,395
Why, to raise my social status
442
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,451
so I'll be a more
suitable suitor?
443
00:20:32,452 --> 00:20:34,171
Actually, that sounds
completely like her.
444
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:38,086
And you would usually find that
repellent, except you don't,
445
00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:40,426
because you like her. Uh...
446
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:41,927
Does Serena know?
447
00:20:41,928 --> 00:20:43,744
It was one kiss.
There's nothing to know... yet.
448
00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:46,984
Just... be... be careful?
449
00:20:46,985 --> 00:20:48,572
And... and... and, um...
450
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:51,874
And wear a nice suit.
I have to go.
451
00:20:52,654 --> 00:20:56,137
Hello? Yeah, this is Eric.
452
00:20:56,882 --> 00:21:00,280
What? No, I didn't know I was
expected at the photo shoot.
453
00:21:01,656 --> 00:21:02,917
You're late.
454
00:21:02,918 --> 00:21:04,896
And you're glowing.
455
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,252
Why make me bring
overnight bag,
456
00:21:06,253 --> 00:21:08,172
including La Perlas?
457
00:21:08,173 --> 00:21:10,916
Because... I'm going to tell
458
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,436
that certain someone my
true feelings tonight,
459
00:21:13,437 --> 00:21:15,087
and if everything
goes as I hope,
460
00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:16,877
I don't wanna be caught
in last year's Chantelle.
461
00:21:16,878 --> 00:21:19,927
I don't think Dan Humphrey
will know difference.
462
00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:22,141
Dan Humphrey?
What are you talking about?
463
00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:24,327
The reason you take to bed.
464
00:21:24,328 --> 00:21:27,517
Shame from emotional
affair with lowly boy.
465
00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:30,350
It's lonely boy, and
it wasn't an affair...
466
00:21:30,351 --> 00:21:31,758
just a kiss,
467
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:34,980
which made me see how much I
wished it was with Chuck.
468
00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:36,650
Mr. Chuck?
469
00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:38,714
But your power play go kaput.
470
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,950
Thank you for reminding me.
471
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:43,902
Look, I... wanted to realize
my full potential
472
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,670
before joining forces
with a powerful man,
473
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:51,704
but Chuck has...
matured past games and fatwas.
474
00:21:51,705 --> 00:21:54,254
I believe we can build
our futures together.
475
00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:55,911
And if Chuck is destined
to be my prince,
476
00:21:55,912 --> 00:21:58,209
why kiss any more toads?
477
00:21:58,210 --> 00:22:01,560
Humphrey more...
labrador than toad.
478
00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:04,382
Who cares what beast
Dan Humphrey is?
479
00:22:04,383 --> 00:22:08,290
Chuck is on his way.
I'm gonna tell him I'm ready.
480
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:09,579
It's time.
481
00:22:10,592 --> 00:22:14,575
They say that fortune
favors the bold.
482
00:22:14,576 --> 00:22:16,592
Thanks.
483
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:19,897
Serena.
484
00:22:19,898 --> 00:22:22,330
Look, I'm sorry I left
without saying good-bye,
485
00:22:22,331 --> 00:22:25,891
but as much fun as I
had, my mom is right.
486
00:22:25,892 --> 00:22:27,277
You know, she sacrificed a lot
487
00:22:27,278 --> 00:22:29,590
to raise me the way
she thought was best.
488
00:22:29,591 --> 00:22:31,573
I have to respect that.
489
00:22:31,574 --> 00:22:34,943
Well, she may not have
sacrificed as much as you think.
490
00:22:34,944 --> 00:22:37,221
But watch out for
the bold-faced lies
491
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:39,401
that come with fortune's favors.
492
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:49,044
Hi. Grandma, the book
people called and told me
493
00:22:49,045 --> 00:22:50,347
I had to come down here A.S.A.P.
494
00:22:50,348 --> 00:22:52,638
Oh! Are you Eric Van Der Woodsen?
All right.
495
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,657
We need to start setting up
for you and your sister.
496
00:22:54,658 --> 00:22:56,704
And are you Dr. Van Der Woodsen?
497
00:22:56,705 --> 00:22:58,422
No. Uh, wh-what's going on?
498
00:22:58,423 --> 00:23:01,414
Uh, the revised portrait concept
is William Van Der Woodsen
499
00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:02,829
and his two children.
500
00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:05,482
What? No, the whole point
was to do this for my mom.
501
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:08,156
I think the point for Will is to
always do something for himself.
502
00:23:08,157 --> 00:23:10,581
We have to fix this.
You find William.
503
00:23:10,582 --> 00:23:12,070
I'll make sure that Lily's occupied.
504
00:23:12,071 --> 00:23:15,212
And you... say absolutely
nothing to anybody
505
00:23:15,213 --> 00:23:16,869
until I tell you.
506
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,039
Hey.
507
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,872
Hey. I've been looking
everywhere for you.
508
00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,031
Your office said you were...
509
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,593
I just needed some time to think.
510
00:23:30,594 --> 00:23:33,071
About what? What'd your dad say?
511
00:23:33,072 --> 00:23:34,729
It wasn't my dad on the phone.
512
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:36,980
It was the people doing the
"Modern Royalty" book.
513
00:23:36,981 --> 00:23:39,651
They were calling for
the same reason he was.
514
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:42,042
They want us in the book.
515
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:44,329
And... you said no, of course.
516
00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:45,593
Yes.
517
00:23:45,594 --> 00:23:49,185
But then they asked if I didn't
want to pose with my father,
518
00:23:49,186 --> 00:23:52,667
why not...
take it with my mother?
519
00:23:54,677 --> 00:23:56,063
Oh.
520
00:23:57,525 --> 00:24:00,045
Having to say it
out loud this morning
521
00:24:00,046 --> 00:24:04,803
made me realize if I'm
estranged from my dad...
522
00:24:05,488 --> 00:24:07,431
I really have no one.
523
00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:22,362
Blair. Hey. Uh... I wanted to
talk to you for a second,
524
00:24:22,363 --> 00:24:23,993
but I can see you've
got your hands full.
525
00:24:23,994 --> 00:24:26,527
The Landsburys had too much
licorice. Wh-what's up?
526
00:24:26,528 --> 00:24:28,535
I'm ready to get
my photo taken.
527
00:24:32,184 --> 00:24:34,124
For the "Up and Comers"
section, you know?
528
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:36,255
This isn't a photo shoot for
a high school yearbook.
529
00:24:36,256 --> 00:24:38,266
There is no
"Up and Comers" section,
530
00:24:38,267 --> 00:24:40,460
and even if there were, I mean,
let's face it, Humphrey.
531
00:24:40,461 --> 00:24:42,673
You still wouldn't make the cut.
532
00:24:42,674 --> 00:24:45,200
Tell me you didn't do this
just to humiliate me.
533
00:24:45,201 --> 00:24:48,199
What? No. I don't even know
what "this" is.
534
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,267
Epperly called me and told
me I was in the shoot.
535
00:24:50,268 --> 00:24:52,184
What, you didn't... you didn't
have anything to do with that?
536
00:24:52,185 --> 00:24:55,175
No, and I don't know
why epperly would...
537
00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:58,368
Oh, God.
538
00:25:01,906 --> 00:25:03,621
It's Chuck.
539
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,990
He knows.
540
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:15,199
Ah, bellissima.
541
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,805
Oh, you are so beautiful.
542
00:25:19,335 --> 00:25:20,832
Thank you for being here.
543
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,097
Of course.
544
00:25:22,098 --> 00:25:23,702
We've been through
so much together,
545
00:25:23,703 --> 00:25:28,567
and I let you down
so many times.
546
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,638
And here you are.
547
00:25:33,429 --> 00:25:35,395
Mom, don't start
to cry right now.
548
00:25:35,396 --> 00:25:38,356
You'll ruin your makeup. Stop.
549
00:25:39,941 --> 00:25:43,117
What have you done
with my daughter?
550
00:25:43,118 --> 00:25:44,070
What are you talking about?
551
00:25:44,071 --> 00:25:45,652
Charlie.
She never made it to the hotel,
552
00:25:45,653 --> 00:25:46,869
and she doesn't know the city.
553
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:50,202
She's out there somewhere
on her own. Ugh! I knew it!
554
00:25:50,203 --> 00:25:53,612
One day with you, and she's run away.
This is not a coincidence.
555
00:25:53,613 --> 00:25:55,243
Watch how you talk
to my daughter.
556
00:25:55,244 --> 00:25:56,395
She didn't run away
because of me.
557
00:25:56,396 --> 00:25:59,113
She ran away because I told
her the truth about you.
558
00:25:59,114 --> 00:26:01,268
You go around acting
like we're monsters,
559
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:04,242
yet you take money from
grandma every month.
560
00:26:04,842 --> 00:26:06,433
Is that true?
561
00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:09,200
I'm sorry, mom.
I overheard them earlier.
562
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:12,585
The only reason she came here
is because grandma paid her to.
563
00:26:12,586 --> 00:26:16,081
I'll call Charlie now and see
if she'll tell me where she is.
564
00:26:17,336 --> 00:26:19,387
Of course mother
paid you to be here.
565
00:26:19,388 --> 00:26:22,938
I am so foolish to think
that you would have come
566
00:26:22,939 --> 00:26:25,114
because you cared.
567
00:26:25,115 --> 00:26:27,026
Lily...
568
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:32,307
This was all you, wasn't it?
You had Epperly hire me
569
00:26:32,308 --> 00:26:33,651
and call Dan and tell
him that he was an...
570
00:26:33,652 --> 00:26:35,391
An "Up and Comer"? What the hell
is your problem, man?
571
00:26:35,392 --> 00:26:37,162
You're trying to humiliate him?
What, is that it?
572
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,099
I don't care about him one way
or the other. I just wanted you
573
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:44,040
to see he's not part of this world.
I know you kissed him.
574
00:26:48,828 --> 00:26:50,607
So?
575
00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:52,484
You and I are not dating.
576
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,713
And you kiss a lot of people.
577
00:26:53,714 --> 00:26:58,085
You're not supposed to kiss him.
He's humdrum Humphrey.
578
00:26:58,086 --> 00:27:00,056
Epperly told me
it was life-changing.
579
00:27:00,057 --> 00:27:04,917
Because it made me realize
I wanted to be with you.
580
00:27:04,918 --> 00:27:07,362
Dan and I both know it meant
nothing... less than nothing.
581
00:27:07,363 --> 00:27:08,481
Right?
582
00:27:08,482 --> 00:27:10,080
Yeah, that's right.
583
00:27:10,081 --> 00:27:12,464
I was gonna tell you
all about it tonight.
584
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:15,339
But that would have
been a huge mistake.
585
00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:16,833
Dan Humphrey may
not be royalty,
586
00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:18,824
but at least
he's not a child.
587
00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:27,049
Hey.
588
00:27:28,234 --> 00:27:29,577
Lily in makeup yet?
589
00:27:29,578 --> 00:27:33,249
We know you switched the photo
from Rhodes to Van Der Woodsen.
590
00:27:34,593 --> 00:27:36,080
I-I don't know what
you're talking about.
591
00:27:36,081 --> 00:27:38,120
Sure you don't,
but let me tell you.
592
00:27:38,121 --> 00:27:40,426
Having a picture
with you and your kids
593
00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:43,812
doesn't make you look
like a real father.
594
00:27:43,813 --> 00:27:45,631
Back off, Rufus.
595
00:27:45,632 --> 00:27:48,327
Look, there's just... there's
no photo without my mom.
596
00:27:48,328 --> 00:27:49,182
Of course there isn't.
597
00:27:49,183 --> 00:27:50,718
I wouldn't wanna cut your
mother out of anything.
598
00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:53,854
It's over, Will.
Just fix it before Lily finds out.
599
00:27:53,855 --> 00:27:55,498
Finds out about what?
600
00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:57,485
Finds out that, um,
601
00:27:57,486 --> 00:28:00,858
that I'm not happy with my hair.
It's too flat.
602
00:28:00,859 --> 00:28:03,514
Mother, your hair is enormous.
603
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,482
We're ready for the
Van Der Woodsen photo.
604
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:08,508
Oh, it's the Rhodes
photo, and we're here.
605
00:28:08,509 --> 00:28:10,702
Okay, I couldn't find Charlie.
606
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:13,492
What's going on?
607
00:28:13,493 --> 00:28:14,738
You gonna tell 'em
what you did?
608
00:28:14,739 --> 00:28:16,615
No, because I didn't do it.
609
00:28:16,616 --> 00:28:18,685
Would everybody please
take their places?
610
00:28:18,686 --> 00:28:22,679
Does anyone want to be
in this picture or in this family?
611
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,195
I do.
612
00:28:25,862 --> 00:28:28,977
Cinderella finally
showed up at the ball.
613
00:28:28,978 --> 00:28:31,943
Too bad it was canceled.
614
00:28:37,599 --> 00:28:41,021
Oh, thank God. Are you all right?
You had me worried sick!
615
00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:42,627
I'm fine.
616
00:28:42,628 --> 00:28:43,786
Uh, this is only supposed to be
617
00:28:43,787 --> 00:28:47,102
William Van Der Woodsen
and his two children.
618
00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:48,681
What? Since when?
619
00:28:48,682 --> 00:28:49,668
Yeah, I'm sorry, Lily.
620
00:28:49,669 --> 00:28:53,536
The book never reinstated you.
Will did this instead.
621
00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:54,576
Dad?
622
00:28:54,577 --> 00:28:55,948
What's the point
of telling the truth
623
00:28:55,949 --> 00:28:58,607
if you're not gonna
believe me anyway?
624
00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:03,427
I'm gonna go get some air.
625
00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:14,614
This looks like
the dress Diana wore
626
00:29:14,615 --> 00:29:16,812
the day after
she became princess.
627
00:29:16,813 --> 00:29:19,207
It is.
628
00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:22,160
I wanted you to wear it
in the photo with me.
629
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:25,086
I had no idea I could just ask.
630
00:29:25,087 --> 00:29:29,925
It's not too late.
631
00:29:29,926 --> 00:29:33,376
You don't have to be
powerful on your own first.
632
00:29:33,377 --> 00:29:35,743
We can build
our futures together.
633
00:29:35,744 --> 00:29:41,529
The saddest part is that I'd
come to the same conclusion.
634
00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,880
But... now that I know I'm ready,
635
00:29:43,881 --> 00:29:45,940
I realize you're not.
636
00:29:45,941 --> 00:29:46,447
What?
637
00:29:46,448 --> 00:29:48,682
And I thought that after
everything you went through...
638
00:29:48,683 --> 00:29:52,686
Prague, Eva, Russell, that...
639
00:29:52,687 --> 00:29:54,235
Maybe you'd changed.
640
00:29:54,236 --> 00:29:56,520
But who was I kidding?
641
00:29:56,521 --> 00:29:57,712
Don't say that.
642
00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:01,662
You have years before you're
capable of a real relationship,
643
00:30:01,663 --> 00:30:04,245
if you ever will be.
644
00:30:04,246 --> 00:30:06,529
I'm sorry, Chuck.
645
00:30:13,530 --> 00:30:19,220
Ah. Lily, I... did not sabotage
the photo shoot.
646
00:30:19,221 --> 00:30:21,228
I hope that you realize that.
647
00:30:21,229 --> 00:30:25,626
Ohh. I'm not even sure
I care if you did.
648
00:30:25,627 --> 00:30:27,532
I mean, let's face it.
649
00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:29,818
Me, Cece, and Carol all
in the same room...
650
00:30:29,819 --> 00:30:32,866
the night was doomed
to be apocalyptic.
651
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,831
But the fact that
my rebel sister
652
00:30:36,832 --> 00:30:38,444
has been judging me
all these years
653
00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:41,269
when she was taking
money from my mother...
654
00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:42,939
that's a whole new spin.
655
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,731
Remember when
she moved to Maui,
656
00:30:44,732 --> 00:30:47,809
Dallas, and then
downtown Detroit?
657
00:30:47,810 --> 00:30:49,821
Anywhere your mother
wouldn't go?
658
00:30:49,822 --> 00:30:51,755
And now she lives
on a houseboat.
659
00:30:51,756 --> 00:30:54,884
And you live in a penthouse.
660
00:30:54,885 --> 00:30:58,514
Yeah, for now.
661
00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:00,763
And then it's the big house.
662
00:31:00,764 --> 00:31:01,783
Lily...
663
00:31:01,784 --> 00:31:04,340
Tonight was supposed to
be a way to forget that.
664
00:31:04,341 --> 00:31:08,681
Listen, nobody knows what
your sentence will be,
665
00:31:08,682 --> 00:31:11,778
and your family's here for you,
666
00:31:11,779 --> 00:31:15,321
even though they're screwed up
and dance in silver leotards.
667
00:31:15,322 --> 00:31:17,317
Unitards, and they were gold.
668
00:31:17,318 --> 00:31:20,237
Thank you, William.
You're right.
669
00:31:24,873 --> 00:31:27,354
I just spoke to Julia
chaplin and found out
670
00:31:27,355 --> 00:31:29,610
that Benedikt Taschen
was traveling
671
00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:31,960
and never got your message.
672
00:31:31,961 --> 00:31:34,286
The Van Der Woodsen photo
was the editor's idea,
673
00:31:34,287 --> 00:31:37,150
and William had nothing
to do with it.
674
00:31:38,243 --> 00:31:43,049
Well, if that's an apology,
Rufus, uh, I accept.
675
00:31:45,482 --> 00:31:48,451
Come on. Let's, uh...
676
00:31:48,452 --> 00:31:51,426
Go get our family and go home.
677
00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:58,929
I had no idea.
678
00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:00,936
I know.
679
00:32:01,716 --> 00:32:03,184
Nice suit, though.
680
00:32:03,185 --> 00:32:05,063
Thanks.
681
00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:08,571
Uh... what did you want to
talk to me about earlier?
682
00:32:08,572 --> 00:32:09,863
Oh, I just wanted to
make sure you knew that
683
00:32:09,864 --> 00:32:13,405
that kiss meant nothing
to me like it did to you.
684
00:32:13,406 --> 00:32:15,360
Oh. Right.
685
00:32:15,361 --> 00:32:16,939
Social experiment gone wrong.
686
00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:18,896
A princess kissing a labrador.
687
00:32:18,897 --> 00:32:22,732
Uh, I appreciate you
not calling me a toad.
688
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:26,262
Uh... Blair, your prince is
out there waiting for you.
689
00:32:26,263 --> 00:32:27,930
It might not be me or Chuck,
690
00:32:27,931 --> 00:32:30,334
but... he's out there.
691
00:32:30,335 --> 00:32:34,047
Your princess is, too,
if you're ready for her.
692
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:43,089
All these years, all
you did was lie to me.
693
00:32:43,090 --> 00:32:45,851
I made some mistakes, but I
was trying to protect you.
694
00:32:45,852 --> 00:32:49,338
How, by secretly taking money?
695
00:32:49,339 --> 00:32:53,353
By making me feel horrible
about who my relatives were?
696
00:32:53,354 --> 00:32:56,978
I'm not 8, mom. I'm 18.
I don't need to be protected.
697
00:32:56,979 --> 00:32:59,753
I only wanted what
was best for you.
698
00:32:59,754 --> 00:33:02,781
You mean what's
best for you.
699
00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:04,264
Well, that ends tonight.
700
00:33:04,265 --> 00:33:07,011
Charlie, don't.
701
00:33:07,802 --> 00:33:10,958
So... epic betrayal by mom,
702
00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:13,963
aborted photo shoot,
no place to sleep.
703
00:33:13,964 --> 00:33:16,630
What would
Serena Van Der Woodsen do?
704
00:33:16,631 --> 00:33:20,675
Well, the salted caramel gelato
at Il Laboratorio can end wars.
705
00:33:20,676 --> 00:33:22,241
Take me there.
706
00:33:22,242 --> 00:33:23,601
Did someone say "gelato"?
707
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,963
Oh, Blair, this is my
cousin, Charlie Rhodes.
708
00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:29,249
Hi. The Blair. I'm honored.
709
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:32,670
And I'm craving vanilla
pecan and a girls' night.
710
00:33:32,671 --> 00:33:33,458
Let's get outta here.
711
00:33:33,459 --> 00:33:34,720
Come on.
712
00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:41,837
Poor lost prince.
713
00:33:41,838 --> 00:33:43,814
What's the point
of having a kingdom
714
00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:45,782
if you have to reign alone?
715
00:34:57,794 --> 00:35:00,226
Still no word
on the sentencing?
716
00:35:00,669 --> 00:35:02,746
Uh, no, not yet. Um...
717
00:35:03,031 --> 00:35:06,951
Did you know that Martha Stewart
taught crafts in prison?
718
00:35:10,898 --> 00:35:13,942
The flight's in a few hours.
719
00:35:13,943 --> 00:35:16,847
I hope we hear by then.
720
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,570
And... I hope
721
00:35:18,571 --> 00:35:22,246
that Charlie speaks
to me on the plane.
722
00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:25,985
Serena said they had a
great girls' night.
723
00:35:26,443 --> 00:35:28,320
Probably just what she needed...
724
00:35:28,321 --> 00:35:29,912
in light of, you know,
725
00:35:29,913 --> 00:35:32,922
your decades of
massive hypocrisy.
726
00:35:35,866 --> 00:35:39,235
I so wanted you to
think I was different,
727
00:35:39,236 --> 00:35:41,993
that I'd gotten out.
728
00:35:41,994 --> 00:35:45,122
Oh, when you left L.A.,
I had...
729
00:35:45,753 --> 00:35:47,853
I had no one.
730
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:51,700
And then one day, I was
24, living out of my car,
731
00:35:51,701 --> 00:35:56,134
buying a pregnancy test at
that drugstore up on Laurel.
732
00:35:57,656 --> 00:36:00,637
Everything changed.
733
00:36:00,638 --> 00:36:03,921
I did not want mom's help,
734
00:36:03,922 --> 00:36:07,973
but it wasn't
about me anymore.
735
00:36:09,137 --> 00:36:10,541
Why didn't you tell me?
736
00:36:10,542 --> 00:36:12,992
And have you find out
I failed?
737
00:36:12,993 --> 00:36:15,834
After you rejected me and
everything I stood for?
738
00:36:15,835 --> 00:36:16,949
No way!
739
00:36:16,950 --> 00:36:19,337
I did not reject you.
740
00:36:19,338 --> 00:36:23,368
All I ever wanted
was your approval.
741
00:36:26,595 --> 00:36:28,379
Well, you got it now.
742
00:36:30,061 --> 00:36:31,954
Turning yourself in,
743
00:36:31,955 --> 00:36:36,436
not giving a damn what people
think... that's my Lily.
744
00:36:40,642 --> 00:36:43,165
Will you come
visit me in prison?
745
00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,627
I will smuggle you
pot brownies.
746
00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:53,419
So have you thought about what
747
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:56,413
you're gonna say
to your mom yet?
748
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:58,614
I figured it would just
kind of come to me
749
00:36:58,615 --> 00:37:01,158
in the moment.
750
00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:02,928
She's never gonna
let me do it.
751
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,904
What is this "let"?
You're an adult.
752
00:37:04,905 --> 00:37:06,842
You make your own
decisions, and you say
753
00:37:06,843 --> 00:37:09,263
that you hope
that she supports you.
754
00:37:09,264 --> 00:37:12,961
I'm starting to realize why
you're so scary to her.
755
00:37:14,178 --> 00:37:16,324
You wanna get that?
756
00:37:16,325 --> 00:37:17,893
No.
757
00:37:20,713 --> 00:37:22,768
So I know you don't
want to hear from me,
758
00:37:22,769 --> 00:37:25,744
but I had to share.
759
00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:28,822
Dan Humphrey
kissed Blair Waldorf.
760
00:37:28,823 --> 00:37:30,220
You can confront them.
They'll deny it,
761
00:37:30,221 --> 00:37:32,456
but it's true.
I overheard them myself,
762
00:37:32,457 --> 00:37:34,605
and believe me, if I was
lying just to mess with you,
763
00:37:34,606 --> 00:37:38,412
it wouldn't be something
as unbelievable as this.
764
00:37:40,106 --> 00:37:42,269
I'm surprised Rufus is letting
you man the brunch table.
765
00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:45,752
He's usually very territorial
about his waffles.
766
00:37:45,753 --> 00:37:48,273
Your stepfather and I have
come to an understanding.
767
00:37:48,274 --> 00:37:51,369
Besides, he's out on
a mission right now.
768
00:37:51,576 --> 00:37:54,523
Well, I am intrigued and
proud of both of you.
769
00:37:54,524 --> 00:37:57,117
I know you're making
this work for my sake.
770
00:37:57,118 --> 00:37:59,676
Oh, and here I thought you
were doing it for me.
771
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:01,240
Hey, mom.
772
00:38:01,241 --> 00:38:04,266
Hi, sweetheart.
773
00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,570
How was the sleepover?
774
00:38:06,571 --> 00:38:10,449
It was good.
It was... so good,
775
00:38:10,450 --> 00:38:12,339
that, um...
776
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:14,151
If it's okay with you,
aunt Lily,
777
00:38:14,152 --> 00:38:18,051
I-I'd like to stay
in Serena's old room,
778
00:38:18,052 --> 00:38:20,634
catch up with the family,
make up for lost time.
779
00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:22,313
Oh, I think that's great, Charlie.
780
00:38:22,314 --> 00:38:24,625
Charlie, that's a mistake.
781
00:38:24,626 --> 00:38:26,720
What happened
wasn't so long ago.
782
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,289
You're not ready for this.
783
00:38:28,290 --> 00:38:30,018
I am.
784
00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:32,312
Because of you,
I know who I am,
785
00:38:32,313 --> 00:38:36,964
and... nothing's
gonna change that.
786
00:38:36,965 --> 00:38:39,944
And thanks for
supporting me.
787
00:38:41,492 --> 00:38:44,476
Why don't I show you
your new room?
788
00:38:46,803 --> 00:38:48,520
My God. I suck at that.
789
00:38:48,521 --> 00:38:50,568
You'll get better with practice.
790
00:38:51,110 --> 00:38:53,671
What? She's gonna be fine.
We'll take good care of her...
791
00:38:53,672 --> 00:38:56,671
you don't understand.
A few months ago,
792
00:38:56,672 --> 00:38:59,037
she left college because...
793
00:38:59,038 --> 00:39:01,962
Wh-what's going on, Carol?
794
00:39:01,963 --> 00:39:04,002
Just promise me
that you will make sure
795
00:39:04,003 --> 00:39:06,762
someone watches her
closely, okay?
796
00:39:06,763 --> 00:39:08,834
I promise.
797
00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:13,859
Hey, you're awake.
798
00:39:15,557 --> 00:39:17,883
I'm not sure if
I ever fell asleep.
799
00:39:17,884 --> 00:39:21,616
You, uh... still thinking
about your mom?
800
00:39:21,617 --> 00:39:26,283
Yes, but not for
the reason you think.
801
00:39:26,284 --> 00:39:30,083
My dad always said she
never tried to contact us.
802
00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:33,088
But I can't help but
wonder since he lied
803
00:39:33,089 --> 00:39:34,688
about so much other stuff...
804
00:39:34,689 --> 00:39:37,107
maybe he lied about her, too.
805
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:39,618
You could find out
for sure, you know.
806
00:39:39,619 --> 00:39:41,335
You could look for her.
807
00:39:41,336 --> 00:39:43,445
Walking down the Primrose path,
808
00:39:43,446 --> 00:39:47,392
you risk finding hell instead
of happily ever after.
809
00:39:47,968 --> 00:39:51,140
Save me a waffle, but
first we have a surprise.
810
00:39:51,141 --> 00:39:52,776
You're socializing
with my mother?
811
00:39:52,777 --> 00:39:53,807
That is surprising.
812
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,332
Rufus has gathered
the family, darling.
813
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,535
The whole family, because we
are having a family photo.
814
00:39:58,536 --> 00:40:01,074
Lily, I assume you know
Laurie Simmons?
815
00:40:10,748 --> 00:40:11,702
So great.
816
00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:13,619
Hi. Uh, this is
a family portrait,
817
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:16,252
so I'm assuming
you are cousin Charlie.
818
00:40:16,253 --> 00:40:17,606
Yeah. Hi.
819
00:40:17,607 --> 00:40:19,758
- You're Dan?
- Yeah.
820
00:40:20,277 --> 00:40:21,419
How long you gonna be here?
821
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:24,891
Um... depends, I guess.
822
00:40:26,948 --> 00:40:29,337
Okay, I'm good to go
if everyone else is.
823
00:40:29,338 --> 00:40:31,655
Ah, Cece, come on.
You're sitting next to me.
824
00:40:31,656 --> 00:40:33,375
Oh, how about
if I'm in the middle
825
00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,063
between you and William?
826
00:40:35,064 --> 00:40:37,081
All right.
827
00:40:51,024 --> 00:40:52,265
Look at me.
828
00:40:56,724 --> 00:40:57,869
Lily, you want me to...
829
00:40:57,870 --> 00:41:01,565
Oh, that's all right. Um...
just let it ring.
830
00:41:02,673 --> 00:41:05,808
I want my family photo
to capture this moment.
831
00:41:05,809 --> 00:41:08,968
That's my Lily.
832
00:41:08,969 --> 00:41:10,388
Okay, say "cheese."
833
00:41:11,206 --> 00:41:14,257
As with any journey,
who you travel with
834
00:41:14,258 --> 00:41:17,198
can be more important
than your destination.
835
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,698
Why does love have to
be so hard, Dorota?
836
00:41:23,699 --> 00:41:25,802
All I ever wanted was
a simple fairy tale.
837
00:41:25,803 --> 00:41:29,896
Kate Middleton has it, and
I have much shinier hair.
838
00:41:29,897 --> 00:41:32,480
Although she does have a
better assortment of hats.
839
00:41:32,481 --> 00:41:34,543
Don't despair, miss Blair.
840
00:41:34,544 --> 00:41:36,989
Destiny full of surprises.
841
00:41:39,007 --> 00:41:42,757
You never know who you'll
encounter along the way.
842
00:41:43,069 --> 00:41:46,865
Who knows? Maybe fairy
tales come true after all.
843
00:41:54,939 --> 00:41:57,970
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00:41:57,971 --> 00:42:08,010
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