1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:01,687 Gossip Girl here. 2 00:00:01,807 --> 00:00:05,598 Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:05,841 --> 00:00:07,251 You are running my business 4 00:00:07,376 --> 00:00:09,488 like you're still the meanest girl in high school. 5 00:00:09,489 --> 00:00:13,085 I need to use my power to form the fashionistas of the future, 6 00:00:13,086 --> 00:00:14,764 with a line for high school girls 7 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,595 inspired by my constance uniform. 8 00:00:16,596 --> 00:00:19,428 I'm sorry I didn't say anything when you told me you loved me. 9 00:00:19,429 --> 00:00:21,502 All I wanted was a fresh start. 10 00:00:24,265 --> 00:00:24,924 That's what I want. 11 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,560 Well, we had to come to some kind of agreement, 12 00:00:26,561 --> 00:00:29,089 or we never would've left that hotel room in Monte Carlo. 13 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:31,003 It won't be much longer, I promise. 14 00:00:31,004 --> 00:00:31,693 We're happy to extend 15 00:00:31,694 --> 00:00:33,070 "The Spectator's" line of credit. 16 00:00:33,071 --> 00:00:35,113 Are you sure wanna cosign on this loan? 17 00:00:35,114 --> 00:00:37,028 Send me the documents to sign in the morning. 18 00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:39,847 When Ivy was in the apartment, she said Bart walked in 19 00:00:39,848 --> 00:00:42,380 with an envelope he held on to rather tightly. 20 00:00:42,381 --> 00:00:43,499 Is there anything missing? 21 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,179 That painting of the rainbow woman is gone. 22 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:47,592 In that film, the head of the drug cartel 23 00:00:47,593 --> 00:00:49,743 stored his illegal account information 24 00:00:49,744 --> 00:00:50,880 in the back of a painting. 25 00:00:50,881 --> 00:00:54,634 Sold for $1.1 million. 26 00:00:54,692 --> 00:00:56,724 That piece is a critical component 27 00:00:56,725 --> 00:00:58,088 of my campaign against Bart. 28 00:00:58,089 --> 00:00:59,867 If I topple him, Lily won't be far behind. 29 00:00:59,868 --> 00:01:01,447 I'll sell you the painting. 30 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:02,816 Where the hell is that envelope? 31 00:01:02,817 --> 00:01:03,688 Someone took it off. 32 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,347 Then they've got the evidence! 33 00:01:07,573 --> 00:01:08,670 And who am I? 34 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,343 That's a secret I'll never tell. 35 00:01:12,628 --> 00:01:13,999 You know you love me. 36 00:01:14,309 --> 00:01:17,728 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 37 00:01:18,190 --> 00:01:24,630 Sync by YYeTs.com www.addic7ed.com 38 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:28,462 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 39 00:01:30,374 --> 00:01:32,504 And even the most disciplined people 40 00:01:32,505 --> 00:01:34,835 can resort to destruction... 41 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,713 Funny, I didn't ask for turndown service. 42 00:01:43,714 --> 00:01:45,927 But did you find what you're looking for? 43 00:01:47,981 --> 00:01:50,956 While others try to rebuild bridges 44 00:01:50,957 --> 00:01:53,688 using more intimate tactics. 45 00:01:55,129 --> 00:01:56,279 Wow, this is amazing. 46 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,966 Really. And I'm not just talking about this espresso. 47 00:01:59,757 --> 00:02:02,232 I wish we could just stay like this forever. 48 00:02:02,925 --> 00:02:03,669 Me, too. 49 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:05,241 The only thing missing is fresh air. 50 00:02:05,242 --> 00:02:07,415 Are you--do you think maybe today that we could, uh... 51 00:02:07,926 --> 00:02:09,997 Actually go outside? 52 00:02:09,998 --> 00:02:13,815 Come on. You know that we can't be seen together in public 53 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:16,435 until we're sure that this is absolutely real. 54 00:02:16,601 --> 00:02:18,692 Well, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure. 55 00:02:18,729 --> 00:02:20,724 I can't think of any reason to hold back. 56 00:02:20,725 --> 00:02:21,852 Well, here's a big one. 57 00:02:21,853 --> 00:02:24,156 All of our friends are furious at us. 58 00:02:24,238 --> 00:02:26,063 If we wanna be a couple in the real world, 59 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:27,591 we need to go out and make amends. 60 00:02:27,592 --> 00:02:29,315 Okay, where do we start? 61 00:02:29,503 --> 00:02:31,729 I'll start with Blair, and you start with Nate. 62 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,284 And then afterwards, brunch and a movie on me. I promise. 63 00:02:37,933 --> 00:02:38,998 Okay. 64 00:02:39,935 --> 00:02:41,878 Yeah, my, uh, suite needs tidying. 65 00:02:41,879 --> 00:02:44,273 Could you please send the maid service? 66 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,179 On second thought, send all the maids you have. 67 00:02:49,041 --> 00:02:51,163 Where is it? In the safe? 68 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:52,769 I see you changed the combination. 69 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:55,500 What could possibly be so important that you misplaced it? 70 00:02:55,501 --> 00:02:56,194 Your Viagra? 71 00:02:56,195 --> 00:02:57,873 Cut the crap, Chuck. 72 00:02:57,874 --> 00:03:00,412 There's the Richard Phillips. It used to have a backing. 73 00:03:00,902 --> 00:03:02,286 I know you have it. 74 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:04,484 You mean the papers that hold the proof 75 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,592 to your illegal oil activities? 76 00:03:06,593 --> 00:03:07,644 Papers? 77 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:09,387 You don't have it. 78 00:03:09,985 --> 00:03:11,675 You don't even know what you're looking for. 79 00:03:13,377 --> 00:03:17,931 Oh, sorry to interrupt this riveting oedipal showdown, 80 00:03:18,509 --> 00:03:21,052 but I think I have what you're looking for. 81 00:03:23,429 --> 00:03:25,231 Mr. Boyer! Mr. Boyer! 82 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:26,894 Could I speak with you, please? 83 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:30,402 This is completely inappropriate, Mr. Archibald. 84 00:03:30,403 --> 00:03:31,697 I'm on personal time. 85 00:03:31,698 --> 00:03:32,891 I apologize for the intrusion, 86 00:03:32,892 --> 00:03:34,743 but you won't return any of my phone calls. 87 00:03:34,744 --> 00:03:35,897 All right, I'll be brief, I promise. 88 00:03:35,898 --> 00:03:37,609 Look, your credit line was due last week. 89 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:39,116 Now if you can't come up with the funds, 90 00:03:39,117 --> 00:03:40,788 I don't see how I can assist you. 91 00:03:40,789 --> 00:03:42,861 Mr. Boyer, this paper means everything to me. 92 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,768 I've put all my personal assets into it, all right? 93 00:03:44,769 --> 00:03:47,028 You know how people always tell you to bet on yourself? 94 00:03:47,029 --> 00:03:48,661 Well, that's what I did, and I just-- 95 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,347 I need someone else to bet on me, too. 96 00:03:50,348 --> 00:03:54,443 Look, I respect your passion, but I'm afraid in this economy, 97 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:55,770 people aren't willing to take a bet. 98 00:03:55,771 --> 00:03:59,221 "The spectator" is not a risk. It won't fail because it can't. 99 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,685 It's everything I've got, Mr. Boyer. 100 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,205 Now if you could just get me a little more time... 101 00:04:06,699 --> 00:04:07,766 No promises, 102 00:04:08,533 --> 00:04:09,878 but I'll talk to the lender. 103 00:04:10,237 --> 00:04:11,804 Oh! Thank you. Thank you. 104 00:04:11,805 --> 00:04:13,798 I promise you won't regret it. 105 00:04:17,581 --> 00:04:18,534 Yes. 106 00:04:27,213 --> 00:04:28,044 Just think, Dorota. 107 00:04:28,045 --> 00:04:29,263 I started off dressing the minions, 108 00:04:29,264 --> 00:04:31,551 and now I'll be dressing the masses. 109 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,490 Miss Blair has come long way. 110 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:37,864 All grown up with her--her own Barneys co-op pop-up shop. 111 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:41,775 Now the gift bags must be perfect. 112 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,451 What are you doing here? 113 00:04:44,457 --> 00:04:46,367 Blair, I know that I've done some horrible things, 114 00:04:46,368 --> 00:04:48,612 but I am so sorry, and I've come to make amends. 115 00:04:48,613 --> 00:04:51,625 Amends would imply that there's something to be mended. 116 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:53,892 What you did can never be fixed. 117 00:04:54,089 --> 00:04:56,612 You've sworn that our friendship is beyond repair in the past, 118 00:04:56,613 --> 00:04:58,065 but we've always gotten through it. 119 00:04:58,066 --> 00:04:59,488 Well, this time is different. 120 00:04:59,489 --> 00:05:02,070 You seduced Dan on the bar at the Campbell apartment-- 121 00:05:02,071 --> 00:05:04,762 the very same spot you deflowered my first boyfriend. 122 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,356 I would never be that cruel to you... on purpose. 123 00:05:07,357 --> 00:05:08,600 I won't accept losing you. 124 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:11,808 So... I'm just gonna sit here until you use how sorry I am 125 00:05:11,809 --> 00:05:13,308 and how much I love you. 126 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:15,403 Suit yourself. 127 00:05:15,404 --> 00:05:17,735 Sit there, quietly, like a mannequin. 128 00:05:17,736 --> 00:05:18,996 That's what you're best at anyway. 129 00:05:18,997 --> 00:05:20,961 And what are you best at, Blair? 130 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,244 Your new junior line? 131 00:05:23,478 --> 00:05:25,723 And what makes you think the Katniss Everdeen generation 132 00:05:25,724 --> 00:05:28,855 is going to care about Blair Waldorf's pleated skirts? 133 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:30,352 You're not a teenager anymore. 134 00:05:30,353 --> 00:05:32,055 So? Designers don't have to be teenagers 135 00:05:32,056 --> 00:05:34,700 in order to influence them. In--in fact, no one-- 136 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:35,826 Is talking to you! 137 00:05:35,827 --> 00:05:36,652 Just be quiet. 138 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,488 The world already has Stella and Phoebe 139 00:05:38,489 --> 00:05:39,796 and the Mulleavy sisters. 140 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,411 Blair's too old to be the queen bee 141 00:05:41,412 --> 00:05:43,774 and not established enough to be a fashion star. 142 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:45,262 She's stuck in the middle. 143 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,360 And what could be less cool than being a tween? 144 00:05:47,361 --> 00:05:49,579 Well, I guess we'll have to see tonight. 145 00:05:56,049 --> 00:05:58,675 I could tell by the frenzy at the auction 146 00:05:58,676 --> 00:06:01,988 there had to be more at stake than just art. 147 00:06:01,989 --> 00:06:05,705 And then I found the microfilm in the painting. 148 00:06:05,706 --> 00:06:07,144 I don't know what those numbers mean, 149 00:06:07,145 --> 00:06:10,324 but they obviously mean a lot to you. 150 00:06:10,681 --> 00:06:11,775 Name your price. 151 00:06:11,776 --> 00:06:13,360 Whatever he says, I'll double it. 152 00:06:13,361 --> 00:06:14,714 I don't want money. 153 00:06:14,802 --> 00:06:16,283 What do you want, then? 154 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,652 Lily. 155 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,081 Last year, Lily did everything in her power 156 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:26,003 to hurt me and leave me with nothing. 157 00:06:27,018 --> 00:06:29,891 No friends, no family, no home. 158 00:06:30,121 --> 00:06:32,996 I want Lily to know how that feels. 159 00:06:33,576 --> 00:06:34,883 That's my price. 160 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:36,860 Surely there must be something else. 161 00:06:36,861 --> 00:06:40,711 All I want is for Lily to be left with no one and nothing. 162 00:06:41,566 --> 00:06:44,200 Now whichever one of you makes that happen first 163 00:06:44,201 --> 00:06:46,003 can have the microfilm. 164 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,114 I'll be waiting to hear your plans. 165 00:06:50,601 --> 00:06:52,195 And be creative. 166 00:07:18,265 --> 00:07:19,748 It went perfectly! 167 00:07:20,074 --> 00:07:23,896 You should've seen Bart and Chuck squirm! 168 00:07:23,897 --> 00:07:27,302 Oh! I can't wait to see Lily get caught in their cross fire. 169 00:07:27,303 --> 00:07:30,115 You really played this out masterfully. 170 00:07:31,273 --> 00:07:32,675 I'm so proud of you. 171 00:07:34,605 --> 00:07:38,023 I am just glad this is almost over. 172 00:07:38,286 --> 00:07:41,059 I missed you so much, it hurt. 173 00:07:42,749 --> 00:07:43,508 But sometimes 174 00:07:43,509 --> 00:07:47,343 the partner is more shocking than the crime itself. 175 00:07:52,486 --> 00:07:54,244 Okay, what if Nelly is right? 176 00:07:54,245 --> 00:07:56,768 What if my line gets lost because I'm not in high school 177 00:07:56,769 --> 00:07:58,413 or that my dad's not a Beatle? 178 00:07:58,414 --> 00:08:00,967 Miss Blair, take deep breaths. 179 00:08:00,968 --> 00:08:04,130 Hey, B., you may not be the queen bee anymore, 180 00:08:04,131 --> 00:08:05,009 but sage is. 181 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:07,680 If you get her on your side, all the other girls will follow. 182 00:08:07,681 --> 00:08:10,040 What makes you think sage would do either of us a favor? 183 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:12,984 She wouldn't, but she'd do anything to keep me and Steven apart. 184 00:08:13,197 --> 00:08:14,406 You are apart. 185 00:08:15,018 --> 00:08:17,286 Well, maybe we make it look like we're getting back together. 186 00:08:17,421 --> 00:08:18,745 I have a photo on my phone. 187 00:08:18,746 --> 00:08:21,351 It's not a sex tape, but it is a kiss. 188 00:08:21,352 --> 00:08:24,042 Maybe we date stamp it to make it look like it was taken today. 189 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:27,857 And send to "Gossip Girl" to trick miss sage. 190 00:08:28,604 --> 00:08:29,844 But all sage would have to do 191 00:08:29,845 --> 00:08:31,379 is ask her dad if it's true. 192 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,685 It makes perfect sense that he would cover our relationship. 193 00:08:33,686 --> 00:08:35,539 He knows that sage hates us being together. 194 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:38,165 So sage sees the blast and comes to me for help, 195 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:40,075 just like when she thought Steven was proposing, 196 00:08:40,076 --> 00:08:42,776 which gives me leverage to ask for her support. 197 00:08:43,895 --> 00:08:45,303 I'll admit, 198 00:08:45,366 --> 00:08:47,008 it's not a terrible plan. 199 00:08:47,207 --> 00:08:48,894 Of course, I need photo approval. 200 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:49,936 Let me find it. 201 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:54,833 _ 202 00:09:03,597 --> 00:09:04,333 Acceptable. 203 00:09:04,334 --> 00:09:06,944 Now go. No one can suspect we're conspiring. 204 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:08,235 Of course not. 205 00:09:13,872 --> 00:09:16,699 You know, I-I played Hedda Gabler in high school, 206 00:09:16,881 --> 00:09:20,443 but acting like I'm into Rufus when I'm really in love with you 207 00:09:20,444 --> 00:09:23,797 is the hardest role of my life. 208 00:09:23,819 --> 00:09:25,312 You deserve an Oscar, darling. 209 00:09:25,313 --> 00:09:28,640 But take solace in knowing that you serve a higher cause. 210 00:09:28,641 --> 00:09:30,763 Giving Lily her comeuppance? 211 00:09:31,369 --> 00:09:34,792 Though I-I still wish we had taken the money and run, 212 00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:36,073 like I wanted to. 213 00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:38,546 So do I, but this is what Lola wanted. 214 00:09:38,894 --> 00:09:42,214 And Lily deserves to pay for the way she treated you. 215 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:45,826 I owe Lola for a lot more than just the money. 216 00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:48,573 I mean, if she hadn't asked you 217 00:09:48,574 --> 00:09:50,935 to help transfer the funds to me, 218 00:09:51,213 --> 00:09:53,608 I would've never met the real you. 219 00:09:54,014 --> 00:09:57,773 Even though it was awful to tear myself away from you, 220 00:09:57,774 --> 00:09:58,948 your plan was brilliant. 221 00:09:58,949 --> 00:10:00,743 Well, now you have access to Lily's secrets 222 00:10:00,744 --> 00:10:03,120 and influence to turn Rufus against her. 223 00:10:03,121 --> 00:10:06,299 But if I eat another waffle, I'll puke. 224 00:10:07,698 --> 00:10:09,237 Now that our plan's almost done, 225 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:11,332 can't I please stop this charade? 226 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,792 Not yet. Not yet, no. 227 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,388 I mean, the--the microfilm may be our golden ticket, 228 00:10:16,389 --> 00:10:18,901 but we still have to see if Chuck or Bart are willing 229 00:10:18,902 --> 00:10:20,785 to sacrifice Lily for it. 230 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,641 Come on. Let me buy you lunch. 231 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:23,974 And this way, 232 00:10:23,975 --> 00:10:27,728 you don't have to subsist on waffles alone. 233 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:31,696 I know a small, out-of-the-way place. 234 00:10:34,231 --> 00:10:35,428 I'll pull the car around, okay? 235 00:10:35,429 --> 00:10:36,831 Sounds wonderful. 236 00:10:51,987 --> 00:10:54,040 Oh, thank God. I've been sick with worry. 237 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,085 Did you find the microfilm at Charles'? 238 00:10:56,086 --> 00:10:59,086 No, because Chuck doesn't have it. Ivy does. 239 00:10:59,087 --> 00:11:00,865 What? How? 240 00:11:00,866 --> 00:11:02,897 She found it in the lining of the painting 241 00:11:02,898 --> 00:11:05,040 before she sold it to Chuck the night of the auction. 242 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,946 I am so sorry, Bart. 243 00:11:06,947 --> 00:11:08,780 W-what does she want for it? 244 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:09,837 You. 245 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,985 She will give the records to me or Chuck 246 00:11:12,986 --> 00:11:14,710 in exchange for destroying your life. 247 00:11:14,711 --> 00:11:16,050 With Ivy, I'm not surprised. 248 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,828 Of course, I would never do anything to harm you, 249 00:11:17,829 --> 00:11:20,200 but I worry Chuck will take her up on her offer. 250 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,769 Oh, Charles would never actively hurt me. 251 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,651 Don't be naive, Lily. 252 00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:26,360 If Chuck gets a hold of the microfilm, 253 00:11:26,361 --> 00:11:27,308 he'll figure it out. 254 00:11:27,309 --> 00:11:28,527 Let me call Rufus. 255 00:11:28,528 --> 00:11:30,776 Maybe he'll be reasonable and help me get it back 256 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,387 before anyone gets hurt. 257 00:11:32,388 --> 00:11:33,610 Do what you can. 258 00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:35,781 In the meantime, I'll work on Chuck. 259 00:11:37,499 --> 00:11:40,405 You're not seriously thinking about taking Ivy's deal, are you? 260 00:11:40,605 --> 00:11:42,151 I may have no choice. 261 00:11:42,182 --> 00:11:44,558 I asked Lily for help before. She refused. 262 00:11:45,157 --> 00:11:46,891 Hey. Sorry to interrupt. 263 00:11:46,892 --> 00:11:48,023 What do you want? 264 00:11:48,265 --> 00:11:49,255 I came to apologize. 265 00:11:49,581 --> 00:11:51,119 I've been doing some soul-searching. 266 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,903 That implies you have a soul. 267 00:11:53,399 --> 00:11:54,387 That's funny, coming from you. 268 00:11:54,388 --> 00:11:56,192 That's hilarious. I mean, who would've thought 269 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,049 Chuck Bass turns out to be the good guy 270 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:58,717 and Humphrey the villain? 271 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,339 Well, I-I-I really wanna turn that around. 272 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,724 I'm sorry about what I wrote about all of you. 273 00:12:02,725 --> 00:12:04,030 I'm here to make amends. 274 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,999 Well, if you really mean that... 275 00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:10,222 You just gave me an idea. 276 00:12:13,919 --> 00:12:15,918 _ 277 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,060 Well, if it isn't Gypsy Rose Lee... 278 00:12:21,061 --> 00:12:22,650 Without the talent. 279 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:27,121 I have no need for strippers or sex tapes at my pop-up shop, 280 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,808 so please run along. 281 00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:30,055 You should be thanking me. 282 00:12:30,056 --> 00:12:31,903 That tape got you exactly what you wanted. 283 00:12:31,904 --> 00:12:33,540 And did it get you what you wanted? 284 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:36,702 Yeah, it did. My dad and Serena split up, 285 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,651 which is how I want them to stay. 286 00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:40,215 I saw the "Gossip Girl" blast. 287 00:12:40,216 --> 00:12:41,169 Has Serena said anything to you 288 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:43,149 about getting back together with my father? 289 00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:46,190 She's my best friend. She tells me everything. 290 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:47,996 So it's true. 291 00:12:48,786 --> 00:12:50,490 Of course, the minute I go to my mom's, 292 00:12:50,491 --> 00:12:52,347 he goes crawling back to her. 293 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,912 He swore to me that things were over between them. 294 00:12:54,913 --> 00:12:57,211 I might be willing to give you some guidance. 295 00:12:57,435 --> 00:12:59,370 That is, if you do something for me. 296 00:12:59,371 --> 00:13:00,470 Name it. 297 00:13:00,587 --> 00:13:02,112 You're the queen of constance, 298 00:13:02,113 --> 00:13:04,604 and I know there's a secret society made of the monarchs 299 00:13:04,605 --> 00:13:07,269 of the five most powerful private schools in Manhattan. 300 00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,022 I know because I created it. 301 00:13:09,142 --> 00:13:10,143 So? 302 00:13:10,293 --> 00:13:11,552 I want a meeting 303 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:14,031 with the heads of the five families. 304 00:13:18,742 --> 00:13:19,712 Make it quick, Lily. 305 00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:21,529 I know you hate me, Rufus. 306 00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:22,548 You made that abundantly clear 307 00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:25,757 when you helped Ivy enact her revenge at the auction. 308 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:26,353 Get to the point. 309 00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:29,796 Ivy's done something now that goes far beyond hurting me. 310 00:13:29,797 --> 00:13:32,447 It endangers my family, my children. 311 00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:34,784 They used to be your family, too. 312 00:13:34,785 --> 00:13:36,959 W-what kind of danger are you talking about? 313 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,771 Ivy's in possession of some business records. 314 00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:40,952 They're simple documents. 315 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,442 They mean nothing to anyone outside of our family, 316 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,483 but they have the power to destroy us. 317 00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:50,744 Please find it in your heart to be the bigger person. 318 00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:51,940 Get them back for me. 319 00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:53,599 If you had nothing to hide, 320 00:13:54,108 --> 00:13:56,671 then no one could use this evidence against you. 321 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:59,503 Lily, I'm sorry. You reap what you sow. 322 00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:02,031 I'm not getting involved. 323 00:14:09,313 --> 00:14:11,662 Well, thank you for the lovely lunch. 324 00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:13,968 My pleasure. 325 00:14:15,508 --> 00:14:17,353 We're almost at the finish line, my love. 326 00:14:17,354 --> 00:14:18,403 Yeah. 327 00:14:19,545 --> 00:14:22,046 And it looks like Chuck will be the winner. 328 00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:24,584 He wants me to meet him now to tell me his plan. 329 00:14:25,645 --> 00:14:26,552 Call when you can. 330 00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:27,855 Yeah. 331 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,098 Hey. 332 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,083 I don't know why you're here, but get out 333 00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:01,891 before security throws you out. 334 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,448 That's not a nice way to greet your partner. 335 00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:06,627 What are you talking about? 336 00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:09,121 You are indebted to me, 337 00:15:09,122 --> 00:15:10,779 and I'm here to collect. 338 00:15:10,897 --> 00:15:12,827 So unless to wanna lose everything, 339 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,019 you're gonna help me defeat Chuck. 340 00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,664 Buck up. It's gonna be fun. 341 00:15:17,665 --> 00:15:20,661 Betrayal is a bitter pill to swallow, 342 00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:21,568 but nothing's worse 343 00:15:21,569 --> 00:15:24,778 than having blackmail shoved down your throat. 344 00:15:37,997 --> 00:15:40,604 Dons Nightingale, Brearley, Chapin, and Spence, 345 00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,840 let us now have this meeting commence. 346 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,941 Don constance, why is she here? 347 00:15:44,942 --> 00:15:46,184 I'm here, nightingale, 348 00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:49,998 because not only was I the queen of constance, 349 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,892 but I also invented this council. 350 00:15:52,893 --> 00:15:54,760 So as Regina emerita, 351 00:15:54,761 --> 00:15:58,485 it is my royal prerogative to command you to attend 352 00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:00,613 my pop-up event tonight and be fans. 353 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:02,153 Sage, you shouldn't have brought her here. 354 00:16:02,154 --> 00:16:03,688 This isn't an alumni event. 355 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:07,235 Don Brearley is right. It's a clear breach of security. 356 00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:09,821 Invoke the order of the secrets. 357 00:16:09,822 --> 00:16:10,803 Order of the what? 358 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,789 Codified blackmail. 359 00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:16,015 If they don't do what you say, you spill their secrets. 360 00:16:16,757 --> 00:16:19,915 Look, the rules say I'm entitled to ask the council for one favor 361 00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:21,800 during my reign. This is it. 362 00:16:21,801 --> 00:16:23,832 And if you refuse, she'll have no choice 363 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,756 but to reveal your affair with your drama teacher. 364 00:16:28,536 --> 00:16:29,843 Your Latin teacher? 365 00:16:30,664 --> 00:16:32,867 Your father's business partner. 366 00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:36,659 What? That's how we did it in my day. 367 00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:41,027 We'll grant don constance her one request, 368 00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:43,187 and reconvene at the pop-up event. 369 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,787 The attire is festive cocktail! 370 00:16:49,616 --> 00:16:52,385 When did the queens start calling themselves "Don"? 371 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,105 Well, everyone loves a crown, but when it comes to power, 372 00:16:55,106 --> 00:16:57,372 the mob totally trumps the monarchy. 373 00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:03,659 You cosigned my credit line? 374 00:17:04,049 --> 00:17:05,722 I never asked you to do that. 375 00:17:06,306 --> 00:17:08,723 Ingratitude doesn't become you, Nathaniel. 376 00:17:09,457 --> 00:17:12,555 You have put so much work into "The Spectator." 377 00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:14,847 It would be a shame to lose it all now. 378 00:17:14,848 --> 00:17:16,687 I'm not gonna betray my best friend. 379 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,959 My loan will be in default. I'll file for bankruptcy. 380 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,714 And as for "The Spectator," you can take it. 381 00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:24,444 Your loyalty is very touching, 382 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:27,749 but I'm afraid your actions have more serious consequences. 383 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:30,780 You couldn't resist faking the numbers. 384 00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:32,635 Must be... 385 00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:34,444 An Archibald gene. 386 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,249 So you have a choice. 387 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,780 Either you can tell me Chuck's plan to win over Ivy, 388 00:17:41,242 --> 00:17:42,375 or you can go to prison 389 00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,146 and drag your mother and grandfather 390 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,380 through a public disgrace 391 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:47,823 even more sensational than that of your father's. 392 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,662 What's it gonna be? 393 00:17:54,486 --> 00:17:57,582 I usually frown upon negotiating with terrorists, 394 00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,270 but stamping out my father's freedom 395 00:17:59,271 --> 00:18:01,050 has become my life's mission. 396 00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:02,831 What's your plan to destroy Lily? 397 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,785 Simply play the powerful card we've been dealt. 398 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:08,490 The microfilm's enough to put her away, too, 399 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,321 as long as she appears to be Bart's accomplice. 400 00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:12,765 You mean plant it on her. 401 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:13,924 Precisely. 402 00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,335 You give me the film, I'll do the dirty work, 403 00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:18,286 then tip off the feds. 404 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,071 Okay. 405 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,477 But it has to happen in public. 406 00:18:22,478 --> 00:18:25,441 I want prison plus humiliation. 407 00:18:25,442 --> 00:18:26,604 Not a problem. 408 00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:29,575 Bring the film to Blair's event tonight, 409 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,235 and I'll take care of the rest. 410 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,363 Done. 411 00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:57,029 Dan, what are you doing here? 412 00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,288 Oh. Hey, dad. 413 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,831 I'm just, uh, just picking up some of my stuff here. 414 00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:03,698 But I'm--I'm mainly here to see you. 415 00:19:05,172 --> 00:19:06,285 I hurt you. 416 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,696 I-I jeopardized our relationship, 417 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,675 which means more to me than anything. 418 00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:13,879 I'm--I'm here to make amends with you and Ivy. 419 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,756 I'm happy you wanna make amends, son, 420 00:19:15,757 --> 00:19:18,044 but I owe you an apology as well. 421 00:19:18,045 --> 00:19:19,991 It looks like you were right about Ivy. 422 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,799 I was a fool for trusting her. 423 00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:23,766 Honey, I'm home! 424 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,006 I'll take that as my cue. 425 00:19:34,813 --> 00:19:36,215 What's going on? 426 00:19:37,086 --> 00:19:38,231 You tell me. 427 00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:41,451 I saw you putting someone in a town car today, 428 00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:43,387 kissing him good-bye. 429 00:19:46,214 --> 00:19:48,992 I opened my heart to you. 430 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:50,028 I opened my home. 431 00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:52,935 I believed you when you said you were protecting me from Lily. 432 00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:55,239 At least have the decency to tell me 433 00:19:55,469 --> 00:19:57,740 what was true and what were lies. 434 00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,159 It was all true. 435 00:19:59,405 --> 00:20:01,644 I mean, Lily was horrible to you, 436 00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:03,367 like she is to everyone. 437 00:20:03,697 --> 00:20:04,939 And what about us? 438 00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:08,188 There was someone else before you. 439 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,859 And I thought it was over, but I ran into him last week 440 00:20:13,231 --> 00:20:15,142 and realized it wasn't. 441 00:20:18,638 --> 00:20:20,391 I'm sorry, Rufus. 442 00:20:20,526 --> 00:20:22,184 Pack your bags and get out. 443 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,816 Hurry, hurry, hurry! Let's get to the pop-up! 444 00:20:30,817 --> 00:20:34,283 Serena, your scheme is unfolding on schedule. 445 00:20:34,308 --> 00:20:37,006 I except to see you at my event tonight for the denouement. 446 00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:38,429 And... 447 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,597 I won't mind if you're not mute. 448 00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,604 I suppose I could use a friend there with me 449 00:20:43,605 --> 00:20:45,471 to celebrate my success. 450 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,906 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 451 00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:57,431 Don Brearley, I just saw my dad, who is miserable with heartache. 452 00:20:57,432 --> 00:20:59,251 If he is really back with Serena and lying to me, 453 00:20:59,252 --> 00:21:01,043 he wouldn't be blubbering like a baby. 454 00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:02,457 We've been played. 455 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:05,969 I'll see you at the pop-up party but the plan has changed. 456 00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:08,707 Hey, man, I did what you asked. 457 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:09,911 I searched the loft and no luck. 458 00:21:09,912 --> 00:21:11,843 But I saw Ivy on the way out 459 00:21:11,844 --> 00:21:13,751 and spotted the envelope in her bag. 460 00:21:13,752 --> 00:21:14,899 Did you get it? 461 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:15,661 No, I couldn't. 462 00:21:15,662 --> 00:21:17,226 There was no way. They would've seen me. 463 00:21:17,227 --> 00:21:20,404 I understand, which is why I have a backup plan. 464 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:24,498 Ivy will bring the microfilm to Blair's event tonight. 465 00:21:24,499 --> 00:21:25,763 The feds will be there. 466 00:21:25,764 --> 00:21:27,621 I convinced her I'd plant it on Lily. 467 00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:29,945 Lily's going to Blair's junior line debut? 468 00:21:29,946 --> 00:21:32,136 No, but Ivy doesn't know that. 469 00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:33,367 I'd never hurt Lily. 470 00:21:33,368 --> 00:21:34,571 I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful. 471 00:21:34,572 --> 00:21:36,120 Thanks for trying, Humphrey. 472 00:21:36,121 --> 00:21:37,926 The important thing is, 473 00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:40,725 I got to Ivy before my father did. 474 00:21:49,635 --> 00:21:51,102 Bart. 475 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,310 You're too late. 476 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,696 I already struck a deal with-- 477 00:21:53,697 --> 00:21:54,531 Chuck. 478 00:21:54,532 --> 00:21:56,625 A takedown at Blair's fashion party. 479 00:21:56,626 --> 00:21:59,965 But in actuality, he lured you to the empire to distract you 480 00:21:59,966 --> 00:22:02,048 while Dan searched the loft. 481 00:22:02,049 --> 00:22:03,753 Hold on a sec. 482 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,822 If he was trying to steal the microfilm, 483 00:22:10,823 --> 00:22:12,880 he didn't succeed. 484 00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:15,557 Chuck has no intention of having Lily arrested. 485 00:22:15,558 --> 00:22:18,690 He was planning on screwing you over all along. 486 00:22:18,691 --> 00:22:20,140 And why should I believe you? 487 00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:21,939 Because I have someone here 488 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,424 who can confirm everything I'm saying is true. 489 00:22:26,466 --> 00:22:28,534 Isn't that right, Nate? 490 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,523 It's true. 491 00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:41,827 Luckily, I have an offer for you. 492 00:23:16,326 --> 00:23:18,607 The Dons. Thank God you're here. 493 00:23:18,608 --> 00:23:20,939 Now... start fawning. Loudly. 494 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:23,036 And I know that you don't have a limit on your credit cards... 495 00:23:23,037 --> 00:23:24,710 So buy, buy, buy! 496 00:23:24,711 --> 00:23:27,019 Sorry, Blair. I called off the favor. 497 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:27,653 What? 498 00:23:27,654 --> 00:23:30,037 I know you duped me about my dad and Serena. 499 00:23:30,038 --> 00:23:32,121 I only brought the Dons here to be detractors. 500 00:23:32,122 --> 00:23:34,082 And if we say the clothes suck, it's law. 501 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:37,944 Come on, girls. And remember, plastic stays in pockets. 502 00:23:37,962 --> 00:23:39,972 Wait. Wait, Dons. 503 00:23:39,973 --> 00:23:41,694 Dons? Blair. 504 00:23:41,859 --> 00:23:42,988 I must admit, 505 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,711 I'm impressed the high school crowd showed up. 506 00:23:45,712 --> 00:23:49,245 We'll just have to see whether they love or hate the line. 507 00:23:49,516 --> 00:23:51,277 I'll go get quotes from them for "W.W.D." 508 00:23:51,278 --> 00:23:52,296 Oh! Wait. You know what? 509 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,717 You simply must see my accessories. 510 00:23:54,718 --> 00:23:56,689 They're in the corner. The far corner. 511 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:58,096 This way. 512 00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:01,073 You sure he didn't see it was me? 513 00:24:01,074 --> 00:24:04,151 If Rufus had seen you, he would've said so. 514 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,397 This couldn't be better. 515 00:24:05,398 --> 00:24:08,586 Now I don't have to invent a reason to break up with him. 516 00:24:08,587 --> 00:24:12,013 This "breakup" mustn't undo all the work you did 517 00:24:12,014 --> 00:24:13,960 to poison Rufus against Lily. 518 00:24:13,961 --> 00:24:15,494 I mean, our efforts are for nothing 519 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,585 if Rufus takes her back the minute she hits rock bottom. 520 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,331 He won't take her back. 521 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,883 Well, then we're at the end of our road. 522 00:24:22,147 --> 00:24:25,136 Mm, it's all riding on your meeting with Bart. 523 00:24:25,137 --> 00:24:27,236 I'll do whatever it takes. 524 00:24:31,318 --> 00:24:33,652 It's been an hour. Where is she? 525 00:24:33,653 --> 00:24:34,977 Her phone is still off. 526 00:24:34,978 --> 00:24:38,136 This isn't a game, Mr. Bass. You said you had hard evidence. 527 00:24:38,137 --> 00:24:40,028 Don't waste our time again. 528 00:24:41,286 --> 00:24:44,012 Chuck. Oh, you're here. 529 00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:45,667 Things are going horribly. 530 00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:47,083 Girls today are out of control. 531 00:24:47,084 --> 00:24:48,750 They're like tiny little vultures. 532 00:24:48,751 --> 00:24:50,613 Then Blair Waldorf would be the falcon 533 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:52,637 who dives in and devours them all. 534 00:24:52,638 --> 00:24:55,649 Please. Compared to them, I'm like a turtledove. 535 00:24:55,650 --> 00:24:57,809 Well, at least Nelly's distracted talking to D.V.F. 536 00:24:57,810 --> 00:25:00,751 I need to find Serena and force her to fix things with sage. 537 00:25:00,752 --> 00:25:01,651 The line looks beautiful. 538 00:25:01,652 --> 00:25:03,235 I'm sure it's going to be a huge success. 539 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:04,587 Unless I can do some damage control, 540 00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:05,971 there's no chance of that. 541 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:08,711 Speaking of, I need to do some damage control myself. 542 00:25:08,712 --> 00:25:10,140 Well, good luck. 543 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:13,811 It's my faith in you that's firing me up to fix this mess. 544 00:25:22,747 --> 00:25:24,372 Did you bring it? 545 00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:26,924 Yes. 546 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:32,118 I'll show you mine if you show me yours first. 547 00:25:32,183 --> 00:25:35,333 I'm divorcing Lily. Here are the papers. 548 00:25:35,477 --> 00:25:38,370 You may leak them to whomever you choose. 549 00:25:39,216 --> 00:25:40,877 That's hardly enough. 550 00:25:40,878 --> 00:25:45,184 Lily's been divorced four, fives times already. 551 00:25:45,185 --> 00:25:47,224 Who can keep count? 552 00:25:47,727 --> 00:25:49,820 I want her humiliated. 553 00:25:50,545 --> 00:25:52,425 What did you have in mind? 554 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:55,385 Take off your clothes. 555 00:25:55,386 --> 00:25:56,272 Excuse me? 556 00:25:56,273 --> 00:25:59,097 You heard me. Strip. 557 00:26:12,413 --> 00:26:15,938 I should have expected the typical Serena sabotage-- 558 00:26:15,939 --> 00:26:17,479 pretending to be my friend 559 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,875 and then sending in those mini mafiosas 560 00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:21,149 to blow up my pop-up shop. 561 00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:23,730 Sage knows you're not back with Steven. 562 00:26:23,731 --> 00:26:25,513 I wonder who told her. 563 00:26:25,514 --> 00:26:27,894 Well, it wasn't me, I swear. 564 00:26:27,895 --> 00:26:29,294 Blair, I just wanna help. 565 00:26:29,295 --> 00:26:32,113 If I choose to believe you, and if you really wanna help, 566 00:26:32,114 --> 00:26:33,784 then come up with a new scheme 567 00:26:33,785 --> 00:26:35,796 before those teenage goombas ruin everything. 568 00:26:35,797 --> 00:26:37,933 Miss Waldorf, may I take a picture? 569 00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:43,116 Look, I'll do whatever you want, but you don't need a scheme. 570 00:26:43,117 --> 00:26:45,683 Your line is spectacular and it speaks for itself. 571 00:26:45,684 --> 00:26:48,454 And there's nothing that sage or anyone can do to change that. 572 00:26:48,455 --> 00:26:50,206 It's time for you to start trusting yourself 573 00:26:50,207 --> 00:26:53,610 and accepting the fact that you are obscenely talented. 574 00:26:54,885 --> 00:26:56,027 You really mean that? 575 00:26:56,028 --> 00:26:59,343 Yes. B., your clothes are beautiful and original, 576 00:26:59,344 --> 00:27:00,930 like you. 577 00:27:01,336 --> 00:27:03,821 Don't take my word for it. Look around. 578 00:27:04,694 --> 00:27:06,246 Hey! What are you doing? 579 00:27:06,247 --> 00:27:08,017 This is the last size 2, and I liked it first. 580 00:27:08,018 --> 00:27:10,535 Sorry. All's fair in shopping and war. 581 00:27:10,550 --> 00:27:11,763 What are you guys doing?! 582 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,891 You're supposed to be hating on everything. 583 00:27:13,892 --> 00:27:15,034 But we love it, 584 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:17,780 and devotion to great clothes trumps five family loyalty. 585 00:27:17,781 --> 00:27:19,485 Uh, hi. Excuse me. 586 00:27:19,486 --> 00:27:21,082 Do you mind if I quote you? 587 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,671 Oh, my gosh. 588 00:27:22,706 --> 00:27:24,193 They like me. 589 00:27:24,194 --> 00:27:26,409 They really like me! 590 00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:31,727 Nathaniel, what are you doing? 591 00:27:31,728 --> 00:27:34,239 It's not like you to be partying alone. 592 00:27:34,524 --> 00:27:37,401 Well, that's what I want to be--alone... 593 00:27:37,402 --> 00:27:39,220 and unconscious. 594 00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:43,425 Believe me, whatever problems you've got at "The Spectator" 595 00:27:43,426 --> 00:27:45,892 cannot compare to my day from hell. 596 00:27:45,893 --> 00:27:49,321 So if you don't mind, I'd like to join you. 597 00:27:50,864 --> 00:27:52,409 Chuck... 598 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:56,132 It was, uh, it was all my fault. 599 00:27:56,146 --> 00:27:57,665 What was? 600 00:27:59,338 --> 00:28:01,298 There was nothing I could do. 601 00:28:02,701 --> 00:28:04,442 He cornered me. 602 00:28:05,006 --> 00:28:06,602 "He" who? 603 00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:09,533 My father? 604 00:28:10,736 --> 00:28:12,623 You tell me what happened. What did he do? 605 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:15,168 What did he make you do? What... 606 00:28:16,879 --> 00:28:17,932 Tell me. 607 00:28:17,933 --> 00:28:19,770 Before we do this... 608 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:21,338 The microfilm. 609 00:28:21,339 --> 00:28:24,864 Oh. No, we're not actually going to have sex. 610 00:28:24,865 --> 00:28:26,363 I just wanna take a couple snapshots 611 00:28:26,364 --> 00:28:27,868 to make it look like we did. 612 00:28:27,869 --> 00:28:28,978 All that matters 613 00:28:28,979 --> 00:28:33,140 is that Lily believes she lost two husbands to me. 614 00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:36,461 I'm fine being your Eliot Spitzer scandal, 615 00:28:36,462 --> 00:28:38,044 but I'm a pay-for-play kinda guy. 616 00:28:38,045 --> 00:28:40,101 The microfilm first. 617 00:28:50,176 --> 00:28:51,747 Ivy. Oh, God. 618 00:28:51,748 --> 00:28:53,218 Don't do this. 619 00:28:53,287 --> 00:28:56,647 My father will screw you, then screw you over. 620 00:28:56,648 --> 00:28:58,582 It's not too late to do the right thing. 621 00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:01,820 Behind the curve as always, Chuck. 622 00:29:01,887 --> 00:29:03,753 It is too late. 623 00:29:07,973 --> 00:29:10,389 What is this, some kind of joke? 624 00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:23,359 What in the world are you doing here? 625 00:29:24,442 --> 00:29:27,518 I know I said I wouldn't help you, but I changed my mind. 626 00:29:30,561 --> 00:29:32,674 I have what you're looking for. 627 00:29:32,933 --> 00:29:35,634 They say nothing inspires forgiveness 628 00:29:35,635 --> 00:29:37,948 quite like revenge. 629 00:29:48,839 --> 00:29:52,469 The microfilm was in that envelope, I swear. 630 00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:54,340 If you don't find it and hand it over-- 631 00:29:54,341 --> 00:29:56,298 all the torture you wished on Lily, 632 00:29:56,299 --> 00:29:57,856 it'll seem like child's play. 633 00:29:57,857 --> 00:30:00,773 My father's threats aren't idle. Neither are mine. 634 00:30:02,057 --> 00:30:04,064 There's only one person who knew I had it, 635 00:30:04,065 --> 00:30:06,502 who might know where it is. 636 00:30:12,637 --> 00:30:14,065 Thanks. 637 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,249 Since when did you start spiking your chamomile? 638 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,462 Oh, it's been a rough day. 639 00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:24,343 Hope this makes things a bit better. 640 00:30:26,644 --> 00:30:28,475 You have no idea. 641 00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:30,208 Thank you, Rufus. 642 00:30:30,209 --> 00:30:31,536 What made you change your mind? 643 00:30:31,537 --> 00:30:33,986 Ivy's not who I thought she was. 644 00:30:34,149 --> 00:30:36,725 I know. I should've been tipped off 645 00:30:36,726 --> 00:30:38,693 by the whole "pretending to be your niece" thing. 646 00:30:38,694 --> 00:30:43,045 Well, you always believe the best in people. 647 00:30:43,251 --> 00:30:45,298 It's your virtue and your downfall. 648 00:30:45,299 --> 00:30:47,845 I still see the best in you, Lil. 649 00:30:47,954 --> 00:30:49,471 After everything that we've been through, 650 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:52,257 it's probably safe to say that we won't be together again. 651 00:30:52,258 --> 00:30:54,849 But we were family for a long time, 652 00:30:55,402 --> 00:30:57,249 and that means something. 653 00:30:59,235 --> 00:31:01,697 I'd really like peace between us. 654 00:31:12,699 --> 00:31:14,068 Dad, hey. What are you doing here? 655 00:31:14,069 --> 00:31:16,452 You inspired me to make some amends of my own, son. 656 00:31:16,453 --> 00:31:18,411 Are you getting back together with Lily? W-- 657 00:31:18,412 --> 00:31:22,291 No, I'm just returning something of Lily's that Ivy stole. 658 00:31:29,684 --> 00:31:32,708 Why is this person taking so long getting back to you? 659 00:31:32,709 --> 00:31:34,809 I... I don't know. 660 00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:38,895 _ 661 00:31:41,388 --> 00:31:42,987 Where you going? 662 00:31:43,104 --> 00:31:45,239 Does Blair need you to come over to kill a spider? 663 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,931 I'm not wasting any more time. 664 00:31:46,932 --> 00:31:50,203 So you're giving up? What a shocker. 665 00:31:51,072 --> 00:31:54,470 You're right. You know me so well. 666 00:31:57,741 --> 00:32:00,250 My patience is wearing thin. 667 00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:04,240 You better make this person appear fast. 668 00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:18,371 We almost sold out. 669 00:32:18,372 --> 00:32:20,449 I feel like I'm dreaming. 670 00:32:20,678 --> 00:32:24,160 Uh-oh. 2 girls wrestling for last 3-button vest. 671 00:32:24,161 --> 00:32:26,224 I go act as referee. 672 00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:29,645 I have always known that I had 673 00:32:29,646 --> 00:32:31,280 the most brilliant, talented best friend, 674 00:32:31,281 --> 00:32:33,238 but now the whole world gets to know, too. 675 00:32:33,239 --> 00:32:34,206 Thank you. 676 00:32:34,207 --> 00:32:37,075 I'm sorry for accusing you of turning sage against me. 677 00:32:37,076 --> 00:32:39,596 No, I'm sorry for everything. 678 00:32:39,597 --> 00:32:42,277 I don't think I was ever able to get over how hurt I was 679 00:32:42,278 --> 00:32:45,798 that you were dating Dan, which is why I acted so badly. 680 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,784 I get it. If you'd have dated Chuck, 681 00:32:47,785 --> 00:32:49,953 I would've scratched your eyes out. 682 00:32:52,384 --> 00:32:54,090 I've really missed you. 683 00:32:54,330 --> 00:32:56,459 I missed you, too, B. 684 00:32:56,919 --> 00:32:59,022 You're about to get everything you ever wanted, 685 00:32:59,023 --> 00:33:01,394 and tonight's success is-- is just the beginning. 686 00:33:01,395 --> 00:33:04,283 Well, this line was inspired by both of us, 687 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:06,406 ruling constance together. 688 00:33:06,407 --> 00:33:08,225 This is your success, too. 689 00:33:08,226 --> 00:33:11,048 I just hope that this night leads to... 690 00:33:11,049 --> 00:33:13,487 The other thing I've always wanted-- 691 00:33:13,488 --> 00:33:14,818 to be with Chuck. 692 00:33:14,819 --> 00:33:17,210 He loves you more than anything in the whole world. 693 00:33:17,211 --> 00:33:19,345 You'll find your great love, too. 694 00:33:20,241 --> 00:33:21,972 Um, I should probably get going. 695 00:33:21,973 --> 00:33:24,105 But breakfast tomorrow morning? Sarabeth's? 696 00:33:24,106 --> 00:33:26,213 Yes. 9:00 A.M. sharp. 697 00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:27,582 Congratulations, B. 698 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,100 Thank you. 699 00:33:31,655 --> 00:33:33,353 Lily, please! 700 00:33:33,675 --> 00:33:34,780 Don't protect him. 701 00:33:34,781 --> 00:33:36,889 Why wouldn't I protect my husband? 702 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,498 He's the only one that protects me. 703 00:33:38,499 --> 00:33:39,135 No, that's not true. 704 00:33:39,136 --> 00:33:42,237 You're the one willing to go to any lengths, 705 00:33:42,501 --> 00:33:44,454 and I've had enough of it. 706 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,502 I know you wanna believe he is a changed man, 707 00:33:47,503 --> 00:33:49,380 that he is a good man. 708 00:33:49,381 --> 00:33:51,610 And I wanted to believe that, too, so badly. 709 00:33:51,611 --> 00:33:55,557 But the truth is, is he is a ruthless criminal. 710 00:33:55,558 --> 00:33:57,746 If you destroy that evidence, 711 00:33:57,747 --> 00:33:59,651 there is nothing to stop him from hurting anyone, 712 00:33:59,652 --> 00:34:01,396 including you. 713 00:34:02,101 --> 00:34:04,131 That's ridiculous, Charles. 714 00:34:04,132 --> 00:34:05,976 He would never hurt me. 715 00:34:06,227 --> 00:34:10,096 Since his return, he has done nothing but prove his love. 716 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:18,843 You once told me my father was incapable of love. 717 00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:20,598 That is the truth. 718 00:34:20,737 --> 00:34:25,353 I just saw him in a hotel room, half-naked, 719 00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:27,185 with Ivy. 720 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,592 That lie... 721 00:34:29,870 --> 00:34:32,139 Is beneath even you, Charles. 722 00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:34,736 I'm not gonna let you or anyone else 723 00:34:34,737 --> 00:34:37,866 threaten our family ever again. 724 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,384 Don't! 725 00:34:40,590 --> 00:34:43,721 Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. 726 00:34:43,722 --> 00:34:47,651 Even the best-laid plans can go bust. 727 00:34:57,738 --> 00:34:59,137 Where have you been? 728 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:00,877 I've been calling for an hour. 729 00:35:00,878 --> 00:35:02,233 I just got your messages. 730 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:03,196 Are you-- 731 00:35:03,197 --> 00:35:06,900 Okay? No! I'm not okay! 732 00:35:06,901 --> 00:35:08,568 Our plan failed. 733 00:35:08,569 --> 00:35:11,665 Okay, Rufus must've taken the microfilm from my purse 734 00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:12,930 and given it to Lily. 735 00:35:12,931 --> 00:35:15,394 I was with Bart when she called him 736 00:35:15,395 --> 00:35:17,097 to tell him that she destroyed it. 737 00:35:17,098 --> 00:35:19,446 So Lily's... still with Bart? 738 00:35:19,447 --> 00:35:20,868 Yes. 739 00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:23,146 And now that he knows I'm after Lily, 740 00:35:23,147 --> 00:35:25,655 he's threatened to destroy me. 741 00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:27,365 Look, he's scary, William. He'll do it. 742 00:35:27,366 --> 00:35:28,375 Calm down for a second. 743 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,045 I can't! 744 00:35:30,131 --> 00:35:32,995 Can't you see that without the microfilm, 745 00:35:32,996 --> 00:35:34,780 we can't fight back? 746 00:35:34,781 --> 00:35:37,146 I know that I-I promised Lola that 747 00:35:37,147 --> 00:35:40,137 we'd do everything we could to destroy Lily. 748 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:44,347 But... we've done everything that we could. 749 00:35:44,639 --> 00:35:46,716 You're right. I suppose we should... 750 00:35:46,717 --> 00:35:49,734 leave and regroup for now. 751 00:35:51,376 --> 00:35:53,856 I know that we didn't get Lily, but... 752 00:35:53,857 --> 00:35:56,579 The most important thing is that we have each other. 753 00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:58,196 Of course. 754 00:36:07,784 --> 00:36:08,793 Hello? 755 00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:10,836 So Chuck's little game is over, Nathaniel. 756 00:36:10,837 --> 00:36:13,501 In spite of you tipping him off, he lost. 757 00:36:13,502 --> 00:36:15,876 Of course, once a loser, always a loser. 758 00:36:15,877 --> 00:36:17,271 Why don't you go give your... 759 00:36:17,272 --> 00:36:20,887 S-stirring little victory speech to someone who cares? 760 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,431 Oh, yeah. That's right. No one does. 761 00:36:23,432 --> 00:36:25,420 You're just lucky that Lily destroyed the microfilm 762 00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:27,764 and bought you a reprieve. 763 00:36:27,765 --> 00:36:30,559 I own you, and you better start acting like it. 764 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,069 What, you gonna call the police? 765 00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:34,325 All right, fine. Just do it. Have me arrested. 766 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,615 Oh, you're of more use to me out of jail... 767 00:36:36,616 --> 00:36:38,277 For the moment. 768 00:36:38,961 --> 00:36:40,803 You owe me. 769 00:36:40,859 --> 00:36:42,460 Sober up 770 00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:44,728 and get ready to pay the price. 771 00:36:56,817 --> 00:36:58,522 There you are. 772 00:36:58,691 --> 00:37:00,713 The line was a gigantic success. 773 00:37:00,714 --> 00:37:02,844 Even the mannequins were stripped naked. 774 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:05,268 And now we are having a fete at the atelier to celebrate, 775 00:37:05,269 --> 00:37:06,709 so of course I need you by my side. 776 00:37:06,710 --> 00:37:09,207 And why haven't you been answering your phone? 777 00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:11,503 I'm happy for you, Blair. 778 00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:13,279 Forget me. 779 00:37:15,857 --> 00:37:17,455 Chuck? 780 00:37:18,078 --> 00:37:19,757 What happened? 781 00:37:20,643 --> 00:37:23,122 What I should've always expected. 782 00:37:23,912 --> 00:37:27,520 The only parent who ever loved me, 783 00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:33,709 the mother who chose me as a son, 784 00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,926 abandoned me. 785 00:37:37,432 --> 00:37:41,437 I finally had the evidence to vanquish my father. 786 00:37:43,003 --> 00:37:46,760 She destroyed it to protect him. 787 00:37:46,855 --> 00:37:48,583 We'll find new evidence. 788 00:37:48,584 --> 00:37:49,371 We'll find another way. 789 00:37:49,372 --> 00:37:51,197 There is no other way. 790 00:37:51,198 --> 00:37:53,807 This was it. It's over. 791 00:37:54,089 --> 00:37:58,164 Well, even if we can't put Bart behind bars, 792 00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:00,453 we'll still be together. 793 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:07,157 Stop... lying to yourself. 794 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:09,836 We made a pact. 795 00:38:09,848 --> 00:38:13,409 You fulfilled your side. I failed at mine. 796 00:38:15,768 --> 00:38:18,789 We can't be together. 797 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:22,660 Chuck... 798 00:38:23,341 --> 00:38:24,938 Please. 799 00:38:25,505 --> 00:38:27,095 Go. 800 00:38:27,911 --> 00:38:29,534 Just go. 801 00:39:05,408 --> 00:39:07,246 So I finally made amends with Blair, 802 00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:10,161 and we're in a really good place and I couldn't be happier. 803 00:39:10,162 --> 00:39:11,297 How was your day? 804 00:39:11,298 --> 00:39:12,103 I hate to compete, 805 00:39:12,104 --> 00:39:15,012 but I made amends with Chuck, Nate, and my dad. 806 00:39:15,013 --> 00:39:16,414 Wow. I'm impressed. 807 00:39:16,415 --> 00:39:17,768 Yeah, all right. 808 00:39:17,769 --> 00:39:21,218 So now that we've knocked down our last obstacles, 809 00:39:21,219 --> 00:39:23,546 are we finally ready to do this? 810 00:39:24,982 --> 00:39:26,783 Well, do you remember that we said 811 00:39:26,784 --> 00:39:29,163 if we ever jumped into a relationship again that 812 00:39:29,164 --> 00:39:30,688 that would be it? 813 00:39:30,689 --> 00:39:33,712 That we would only get one more chance? 814 00:39:34,183 --> 00:39:35,024 Are you sure that 815 00:39:35,025 --> 00:39:37,812 I'm the one person you wanna be with? 816 00:39:38,064 --> 00:39:39,914 Are you talking about Blair? 817 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:44,724 Serena, yes, I'm sure you are the one. 818 00:39:44,725 --> 00:39:47,431 But whether or not I've admitted it to myself, 819 00:39:47,575 --> 00:39:51,210 you have always been the one. 820 00:39:51,963 --> 00:39:53,624 How about you? 821 00:39:54,377 --> 00:39:56,210 Yeah, I'm sure. 822 00:40:01,656 --> 00:40:03,148 Wait. Hold on. 823 00:40:03,149 --> 00:40:06,503 I thought the whole point of this was to go public. 824 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,352 Uh, what--what happened to getting fresh air? 825 00:40:08,353 --> 00:40:10,237 I mean, shouldn't we go out and get a drink or something? 826 00:40:10,238 --> 00:40:12,695 Suddenly, I'm okay with being a shut-in. 827 00:40:18,491 --> 00:40:21,657 Let me at least get champagne so we can celebrate. 828 00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:25,272 Sometimes the light is so dazzling 829 00:40:25,273 --> 00:40:27,664 it's all you can see. 830 00:40:30,701 --> 00:40:33,704 Other times, dark clouds devour you, 831 00:40:33,705 --> 00:40:37,092 and it seems the skies will never clear. 832 00:40:39,194 --> 00:40:41,344 _ 833 00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:51,717 But when the sun beams while the rain falls, 834 00:40:51,718 --> 00:40:54,867 it can bring a bittersweet rainbow. 835 00:41:04,619 --> 00:41:05,575 I only have a minute. 836 00:41:05,576 --> 00:41:07,929 Humphrey, going rogue is not part of our agreement. 837 00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:09,110 Where the hell have you been? 838 00:41:09,111 --> 00:41:11,035 I'm writing the Serena chapter. 839 00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,892 What? 840 00:41:14,922 --> 00:41:24,204 Sync by YYeTs.com www.addic7ed.com 841 00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:27,035 So watch out. 842 00:41:27,036 --> 00:41:30,658 Just when you think you're dancing off into the sunset, 843 00:41:30,659 --> 00:41:33,797 a lightning bolt may strike you down. 844 00:41:33,798 --> 00:41:36,695 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.