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♪ All right ♪

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♪ Everyone is beautiful ♪

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♪ Tonight ♪

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♪ Everything is beautiful ♪

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♪ All right, all right,
all right... ♪

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Hey, can I ask
you a question?

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Uh... sure.

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Do my hands look like
they're different sizes to you?

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I don't know.

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No, see, look, when
I put 'em together

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like this,
like, it's clear

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one is slightly larger
than the other, right?

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I really don't know.

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Am I crazy or does everyone
have differently shaped hands

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and I've never noticed?

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What about you?

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Um...

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I guess I've never
really thought about it.

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Well, I think
you should think about it.

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Yeah, look, this one

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is definitely larger
than this one.

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Really?
Yeah.

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It's probably because
you favor it when you're,

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you know, like, writing

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and drinking and
opening doors and stuff.

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Speaking of which,
what are you having?

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I need a drink before
this conversation

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goes any further.

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Vodka tonic.

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All right. Hey, uh, two
vodka tonics, please.

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Thanks.

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No problem.

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I'm Jeremy,
by the way.

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Vanessa.

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Do you want to shake with
the bigger one, Vanessa?

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It's very nice to
meet you, Vanessa.

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It's nice to meet you,
Jeremy.

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Whoa! Brah!

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Stop the press!

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<b><font color="#00FF00">♪ Hawaii Five-O 7x16 ♪</font></b>
<font color="#00FFFF">Poniu I Ke Aloha</font>
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Thank you.

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Okay.

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All right.

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With the fruit basket.

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You sprung
for the suite.

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Happy Valentine's.

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Happy Valentine's
to you.

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I'm just glad you could
get the day off work.

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Yeah, me, too.

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Staying local
was a good call.

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Right? All the
benefits of vacay

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without the hassle
of traveling.

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I'll tell you what, I'm just
happy to be away from work

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for a minute.
You know what I'm saying?

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Spend a little quality time
with my lady friend.

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There'll be plenty of time
for that later.

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Why don't you grab yourself
a beer, check out the view.

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I'm gonna unpack real quick.

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If you insist.

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Why?

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Okay, something tells me
this is not

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an accident.

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Melissa!

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Lynn!

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Melissa!

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Hey, look who I found.

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How'd you get ov...

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over there?

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We got adjoining rooms, huh?

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Got adjoining rooms.

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You know how
you're always talking about

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how we should all hang out?
Uh-huh.

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Well, Lynn and I finally
decided to make it happen.

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Surprise!

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- Hey, I'm-I'm...
- Couples trip.

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C-Couples trip.
- All right.

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All right, we got a lot
of fun stuff planned.

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So...

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You guys finish your beers.

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Melissa and I
are gonna go

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get ready for the beach.

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Come on. Get out of here.

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Let's go.

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I know what you did.

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I know what you did. Yeah, you.

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You told Melissa

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we need to hang out as a group,
didn't you?

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Yeah. But I
didn't mean it.

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That is what you say
to your girlfriend

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when you don't want her to think
you're an antisocial weirdo.

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You are an antisocial weirdo.

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That's the whole point.

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I don't want her thinking that.

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Okay. No, smart move.

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Hide your true self
from your girlfriend.

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I'm sure that's gonna be great
for your relationship.

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This is a disaster.

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Are you crazy? Look at us.

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We got baller suites,
killer views.

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We're drinking beer at 10:00
in the morning. It's awesome.

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First of all, don't say “baller”
ever again in your life.

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Why?
Just trust me. That's why.

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Don't say it. Okay?
That's number one.

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Number two, I am,
uh, supposed to be

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romantic this
weekend with her.

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You're-you're aware
of that, right?

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So what's the problem?

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The problem

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is that you are here, and
I do not need you judging me.

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I don't need your judgy eyes,
your judgy face,

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your judgy everything. I don't
need that while I'm trying

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to be romantic, you understand?

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First of all,
I'm very aware of your issues,

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of your intimacy issues,
and-and the last thing

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I would want to do
is make you feel uncomfortable.

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- Uh-huh.
- Here's what we're gonna do.

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If at any stage my presence

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makes you feel uncomfortable,
makes you feel

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like you can't quite get to

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the romantic, intimate place
you need to get to,

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you say the word, I'm out.

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Uh-huh.
All right?

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Like a safe word?

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Yeah.

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Ah.

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I say the word, whatever it is,
and you, uh...

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I leave.

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Okay.

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What's the,
what's the safe word, then?

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Uh, “chicken salad.”

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“Chicken salad”"
Yeah.

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“Chicken salad.” Okay.

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Well, yeah, I'll just figure out
a way to casually slide

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“chicken salad”
into a normal human sentence.

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Organically.
Organically.

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Weave it in.
Yeah.

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Chin.

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Well, we caught a homicide.

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Also, happy Valentine's Day.

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How's the hotel?

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Well, it's crowded.

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So, uh, you guys

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in on the surprise?
Oh, yeah.

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In fact, Lou and I have a bet
on which one of you's

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gonna check out first.
Oh, yeah?

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Hey, you need help
with the case? We can, uh--

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I'll get out of here right now.

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No, no, no. Don't be silly.
Enjoy yourself.

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We got it covered.

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Tell him. Tell him ten
minutes we can be there.

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We're not doing
nothing. Go ahead.

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They're good. All right, listen,
enjoy your Valentine's Day.

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Keep us posted on what happens.

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And, uh, you know,
hope you get home

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to spend some time with Abby
for Valentine's.

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Yeah, you and me both.

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All right, have fun.

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All right,
so this is what we have.

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32-year-old Jeremy Holden,

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software developer
from Palo Alto.

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His body was discovered
in a Dumpster

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behind Vortex Nightclub
in Waikiki this morning.

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He's definitely dressed
for a night out.

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Mm-hmm.

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Also, check this out.

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What is that, lipstick?

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Looks like our Vic
got lucky.

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Yeah, luck ran out
pretty quick, though.

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His watch and his wallet
were taken off his body.

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We think that lipstick
may belong to the killer.

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All right,
so she hooks up

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with him inside,
lures him outside,

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and then robs and shoots him.

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Exactly.

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And then there's this.

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Found it in his jacket pocket.

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It looks like Holden
was in town for a conference

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called the Method;
it's one of these courses

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where men discuss
these ridiculous techniques

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how to pick up women.

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All right, Lou, why don't you
head down to that club,

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see if you can get
any more information

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on that woman Holden was with.

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Either she's our perp
or, at the very least,

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a witness.

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Got it.

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You see, gentlemen,
venue is fundamental, right?

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When you run your game
on these women,

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you got to own the place.

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You want to feel native.

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You are the lion
prowling his savanna.

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What you don't do

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is stand there like a vegetable.

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“Uh, I don't know.

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“I don't know what I'm doing.

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I hope I meet
somebody tonight”"

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No way.

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You engage that crowd, right?

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You cheers people.
“Hey, what's up, man?

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Cheers! All right!”

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You get some fist bumps

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going with this guy.

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My best friend.

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I don't know that guy.

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You laugh at this guy's joke.

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He didn't even tell a joke!

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It doesn't matter.

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You want to seem like the life

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of the party.

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But never forget
your primary objective,

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that woman.

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Because you never know
when your target

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is gonna walk
through that door.

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And that's your target.

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Case in point.

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Can I help you?

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Blake Stone?

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Oh, man.

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Jeremy was a solid
dude, you know?

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He'd really grown.

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He responded to the course
material really well.

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See, a lot of people think this
is just about sex, but it's not.

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What I do is help people
feel better about themselves.

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You mean <i>men</i>

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feel better about themselves
by objectifying women.

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Now what was that
you called them? Targets.

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Look, nobody respects
women more than me.

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Right.

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So I'm gonna
go ahead and assume

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that you were with Jeremy
at the club last night?

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That's right, yeah.

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We'd gone on a little field trip
to practice our sarging.

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“Sarging”?

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You know, socializing
with the intent

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of finding
and seducing a woman.

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Right.

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<i>It was rough for Jeremy.</i>

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<i>Everybody wobbles</i>
<i>a little a bit</i>

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<i>when you take</i>
<i>the training wheels off.</i>

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<i>Don't lose faith.</i>

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<i>Trust the process.</i>

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Now, what's the golden rule
of The Method?

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Stop caring what
women think about you.

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Yes!

254
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Exactly.

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Rejection is just a step
along the path to scoring a ten.

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Now, check it out.

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All alone at the bar,
red dress.

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She's yours
for the taking, brother.

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Wish me luck.
No.

260
00:11:58,103 --> 00:12:00,603
You don't need luck.

261
00:12:00,605 --> 00:12:02,605
You got The Method.

262
00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:10,313
But the kid did good.

263
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:13,316
20 minutes later, Jeremy had
run his game on this girl,

264
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:15,752
and he was leaving the club
with her.

265
00:12:15,754 --> 00:12:17,854
And I take it
you don't know her name.

266
00:12:17,856 --> 00:12:19,923
Nah, of course not.
Of course not.

267
00:12:19,925 --> 00:12:21,724
But I'll tell you this.

268
00:12:21,726 --> 00:12:23,059
When Jeremy left that place,

269
00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,361
he looked like the happiest dude
in the whole world.

270
00:12:25,363 --> 00:12:27,330
Well, I wouldn't be
too proud of yourself,

271
00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:28,531
because shortly thereafter,

272
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:31,234
he was taken to the back alley,
robbed and murdered.

273
00:12:31,236 --> 00:12:32,936
Which means you may
have introduced him

274
00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:34,571
to his killer.

275
00:12:50,152 --> 00:12:52,886
All right, babe, babe!
Set!

276
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,861
Don't let it go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, honey!

277
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,296
Aah!

278
00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:03,697
It's all good.

279
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,833
Hey, listen, I thought
it was gonna be all

280
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:07,901
Mani and pedis this weekend, and
I'm having a really good time,

281
00:13:07,903 --> 00:13:09,136
but I really don't
want to lose.

282
00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:10,504
Okay, I'll be
miserable if we lose.

283
00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,272
Oh, we're winning this, baby.
No doubt about that.

284
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,340
I love you. Come on.

285
00:13:13,342 --> 00:13:15,576
My bad.

286
00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:17,477
It's a friendly game.
Don't worry about it.

287
00:13:17,479 --> 00:13:19,146
It's all good. We got this.

288
00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:20,948
Want to switch the teams up
a little bit?

289
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,115
No, I don't want to
switch the teams.

290
00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:23,417
He wants to
switch the teams.

291
00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:24,885
Are you serious?
It's just an idea.

292
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,553
I'm trying to be
a good sport and mix it up.

293
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,021
It's eight to
three, and this is

294
00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:30,190
the highlight of my weekend,
beating you-- I mean, aside from

295
00:13:30,192 --> 00:13:31,658
spending time with
you, obviously.

296
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:33,894
So sweet.
You ready?

297
00:13:34,864 --> 00:13:35,796
Come on.

298
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,598
♪ It's a strange anticipation ♪

299
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,434
♪ Knock, knock,
knocking on wood... ♪

300
00:13:41,871 --> 00:13:43,103
Sorry.
Boom!

301
00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:45,372
♪ Bodies working overtime ♪

302
00:13:45,374 --> 00:13:46,707
♪ It's man against man ♪

303
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:48,909
♪ And all that ever
matters is... ♪

304
00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:52,646
That was the tomahawk.

305
00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:57,517
♪ Funny but it's always
the same ♪

306
00:13:57,519 --> 00:13:58,986
♪ Playing... ♪

307
00:13:58,988 --> 00:14:00,954
Serve.
♪ Playing with the boys ♪

308
00:14:00,956 --> 00:14:02,789
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh ♪

309
00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,726
♪ After chasing sunsets ♪

310
00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:09,730
♪ One of life's simple joys ♪

311
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:11,465
♪ Is playing with the boys... ♪

312
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,912
- Oh, oh.
- Oh.

313
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:26,880
Bingo! How about that?

314
00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:28,282
Pal, let's go.

315
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,950
What are you talking about?

316
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,324
It's a, it's a do-over.
We do the point over.

317
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:31,886
Give me it.

318
00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:33,020
Huh?
It's my disk.

319
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,288
Yeah, I know.
Your disk just came

320
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,756
and hit my girlfriend
in the butt.

321
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:37,624
Yeah, I really pulled
that last scoober.

322
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,060
Accidents happen when you're
shooting for greatness, right?

323
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,964
Yeah, I don't know what that
means, but you should apologize.

324
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,366
“Sorry, lady.

325
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:48,001
I'm sorry, miss.”

326
00:14:48,003 --> 00:14:50,604
Dude, get over yourself.

327
00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:51,838
It was an accident.

328
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,274
Okay.

329
00:14:55,244 --> 00:14:57,444
Huh. All right.
Well, go long.

330
00:14:57,446 --> 00:14:59,313
I'll get you
on the, on the scoober.

331
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,081
I'll scoob you out.
Go ahead, scoob.

332
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,416
Here you go.

333
00:15:07,356 --> 00:15:09,589
My bad.
That was an accident.

334
00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:12,526
That was, like,
really mean, dude.

335
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:14,361
My hero.

336
00:15:14,363 --> 00:15:15,762
Okay.

337
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:17,631
- Five, 13. You serve.
- No, no.

338
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:18,699
That was our point.

339
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:19,900
Trust me, don't agitate him

340
00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:22,502
when he gets upset like this.

341
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,310
Sure, he was here.

342
00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:33,547
Drank vodka tonics,
ran up quite a tab.

343
00:15:33,549 --> 00:15:35,515
And somehow left
with the hottest

344
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,984
<i>girl in the club.</i>

345
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:40,354
She sat right here most of
the night, drinking for free.

346
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,488
You know, it was
kind of entertaining

347
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,889
watching all these
guys hit on her,

348
00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:45,292
only to flame out
in a few minutes.

349
00:15:45,294 --> 00:15:47,761
So what'd this guy
do different?

350
00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,363
Well, for starters,

351
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,099
<i>I can tell you that the watch</i>
<i>on his wrist looked to be worth</i>

352
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:53,834
<i>ten grand easy.</i>
<i>He flashed a pretty healthy</i>

353
00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:56,069
wad of cash.

354
00:15:56,071 --> 00:15:58,405
Yeah, that'll do it.

355
00:15:58,407 --> 00:16:00,007
So it wasn't
his winning personality

356
00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:02,843
that closed the deal.

357
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,811
Let's just say
I've seen every which way

358
00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:07,547
a guy and a girl
can get together, and, um,

359
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,817
this woman seemed very...
professional.

360
00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:13,453
You trying to say
she's a prostitute?

361
00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:16,623
Well, based on my 15 years
in working places like this,

362
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,558
that would be a yes.

363
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,795
<i>So after pulling</i>
<i>all the solicitation</i>

364
00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:23,363
arrest records
over the past 12 months

365
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:26,266
based on our bartender's
description of the suspect,

366
00:16:26,268 --> 00:16:29,603
I was able to narrow things down
to these lovely ladies.

367
00:16:30,939 --> 00:16:32,035
Okay, was he able
to I.D. our girl?

368
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,059
Yeah.

369
00:16:34,143 --> 00:16:36,043
Vanessa Lancey.

370
00:16:36,045 --> 00:16:39,546
She was caught in an HPD
john sting a few months back.

371
00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:41,848
Well, looks like she wasn't
out of action for too long.

372
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:44,317
Yeah, HPD went by
the, uh, last known address,

373
00:16:44,319 --> 00:16:46,053
but she doesn't
live there anymore.

374
00:16:46,055 --> 00:16:48,288
Fortunately,
we had another lead.

375
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:51,825
Cordelia Martin
posted her bail.

376
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:54,594
Cordelia owns
a high-end escort service

377
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,896
here on the island.

378
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:58,165
Huh. You know this
through personal experience?

379
00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,599
But of course.

380
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,701
See, when I was with SWAT,

381
00:17:01,703 --> 00:17:04,404
we knocked down her door
on more than one occasion.

382
00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:07,774
Well, then she'll be thrilled
to see you again.

383
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,412
Oh!

384
00:17:12,414 --> 00:17:14,448
Feels good
to cool off, right?

385
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,683
Very nice.
Yeah.

386
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,524
After a loss like that,
it's good to...

387
00:17:18,548 --> 00:17:19,020
Yeah.

388
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,387
...bring the body
temperature down

389
00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:22,422
with some cool water, right?

390
00:17:22,424 --> 00:17:24,624
You're not gonna let me
live that one down, are you?

391
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,793
No chance.
Yeah.

392
00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:28,962
It's just winning.

393
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,230
It's something
I like to do, you know?

394
00:17:30,232 --> 00:17:31,498
I know. You like to win.

395
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,667
Like, part of my...
I think it's important from now,

396
00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:36,002
you know, occasionally
for you to get a win.

397
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:36,853
Yeah, yeah.

398
00:17:36,877 --> 00:17:38,406
It's good for your
self-esteem, you know?

399
00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:40,407
Yeah.

400
00:17:40,409 --> 00:17:41,708
Hey, we got to go.

401
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,977
The girls are
waiting at the spa.

402
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:49,816
What's the matter?

403
00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:53,587
My sunglasses are gone.

404
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,055
You sure?

405
00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:57,757
Yes, I'm sure.

406
00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,926
Really?

407
00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:02,429
Look at that kid
with the Frisbee. Again?

408
00:18:02,431 --> 00:18:04,564
Just the balls
on this kid.

409
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:06,133
Danny. Hey, hey, no.

410
00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:08,034
- No. Danny, no!
- Hey!

411
00:18:08,036 --> 00:18:09,836
Hey, hey, hey,
you with the Frisbee.

412
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,238
Come on, hand 'em over.

413
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,206
What are you
talking about?

414
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,975
The glasses--
they're mine.

415
00:18:14,977 --> 00:18:17,244
Dude, I don't have your
glasses. These are mine.

416
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,012
Yeah.

417
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,281
All right, well, look,
uh, we'll settle this.

418
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:23,250
Uh, my glasses--
they got a little scratch

419
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:24,985
on the inside right lens.

420
00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:27,354
Give me those, and, uh,
we'll see what's what, huh?

421
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,855
Help!

422
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,624
Help! Somebody help me!

423
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,026
This man is touching me
inappropriately! Help!

424
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,961
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey. You nuts?

425
00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:36,263
I got to ask you a question.

426
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:37,664
The-the glasses--
were they expensive?

427
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:40,100
No, 20 bucks at the ABC Store.
20 bucks. Oh.

428
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:41,701
Well, listen, God knows
what the girls spent

429
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,004
on these spa treatments,
so let's not be late.

430
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:45,172
Let's go up and meet them,

431
00:18:45,174 --> 00:18:47,741
and if after
this relaxing spa experience,

432
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:50,343
if you're still bothered by
this whole sunglasses situation,

433
00:18:50,345 --> 00:18:53,079
I'll spring for a new pair.
How about that?

434
00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:56,716
Captain Grover, so nice of you
to use the doorbell this time.

435
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,818
Yeah, I missed you,
too, Cordelia.

436
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,521
I'm here to talk to you
about one of your girls.

437
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:02,923
I'm not sure
where you've got

438
00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:06,226
your information, but I'm not
in that business anymore.

439
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,663
Okay. Come on, Cordelia.

440
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:12,899
Who you think
you're talking to?

441
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,868
You might've changed
your operation a little bit

442
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,604
and learned to be
more discreet, but, uh,

443
00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:21,041
from the looks of these
fancy bottles and artwork,

444
00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:23,243
I think you're still
in business.

445
00:19:25,981 --> 00:19:29,249
Cordelia, if I was here to
arrest you, I'd have handcuffs.

446
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,985
And not for what
you want 'em for.

447
00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:34,888
So what do you want?
A date for Valentine's?

448
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:37,057
Oh, that's funny.

449
00:19:37,059 --> 00:19:39,125
No.

450
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:41,861
I want to talk to you
about this girl.

451
00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:44,965
She may be involved
in a murder.

452
00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:52,205
It's Valentine's Day, Cordelia.
Damn!

453
00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,107
I'm trying to get home
to my wife

454
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,042
to give her the Valentine's Day
she deserves.

455
00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:58,345
Would you stop playing
and help me out, please?

456
00:19:58,347 --> 00:20:00,614
Her name is Vanessa.

457
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,917
And regrettably,
she's no longer in my employ.

458
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:06,820
Why? What happened?

459
00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:08,021
She was my best girl.

460
00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:10,457
Always in demand,
that one.

461
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,226
But about a month ago,
she decided

462
00:20:13,228 --> 00:20:16,229
she could make more money
with someone else, so she left.

463
00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:19,933
Oh, that's too bad.

464
00:20:19,935 --> 00:20:23,603
So, do you happen to know who
she might be in business with?

465
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:30,410
♪ It's my birthday ♪

466
00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:32,579
♪ <i>No, it's not</i> ♪

467
00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:33,813
♪ But I still look good,
though ♪

468
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,416
♪ <i>High comb hot</i> ♪

469
00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:38,184
♪ I bet you want an autograph ♪

470
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:40,153
♪ For you and your friends... ♪

471
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,056
All right, Richard,
let me ask you a question.

472
00:20:43,058 --> 00:20:44,791
Do you have ten
million dollars?

473
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:46,259
No.

474
00:20:46,261 --> 00:20:48,795
And where do you think you
fall in the looks department,

475
00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:50,597
on a scale of one to ten?

476
00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:52,032
Six.
Four.

477
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:53,767
Okay, let's
call it a five.

478
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:54,868
But me, too.

479
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:56,169
My point is this.

480
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,606
Guys like us-- if we're
gonna score a ten,

481
00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:02,142
we got to bring it
in other areas, right?

482
00:21:02,144 --> 00:21:03,810
So here's what I
want you to do.

483
00:21:03,812 --> 00:21:05,779
I want you to think
of the funniest thing

484
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:08,315
that's ever happened to you,
and play that scenario

485
00:21:08,317 --> 00:21:11,785
over in your mind as you
walk over to that chick

486
00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:13,253
in the yellow bikini
right there.

487
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:14,688
And she's gonna
see you coming, bro,

488
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,756
with that smile
on your face,

489
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:18,992
and she's gonna think,
“Hey, that guy--

490
00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:20,927
“he's got great energy.

491
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:22,962
“He's happy,
he's confident.

492
00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:25,298
I want that”"

493
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:28,735
All right, dawg.
Go get her, go get her.

494
00:21:28,737 --> 00:21:29,969
♪ Back ♪

495
00:21:29,971 --> 00:21:32,772
♪ Uh! Show her
how to lay it back ♪

496
00:21:32,774 --> 00:21:34,941
♪ Mmm ♪

497
00:21:34,943 --> 00:21:37,777
♪ Show her how
to lay it back, now ♪

498
00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,012
♪ Ow... ♪

499
00:21:39,014 --> 00:21:42,282
Ooh, it's gonna take some work.

500
00:21:42,284 --> 00:21:45,518
♪ All right. ♪

501
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,087
Blake Stone.

502
00:21:47,089 --> 00:21:49,656
Oh, I was hoping
I'd see you again.

503
00:21:49,658 --> 00:21:50,990
Same here.

504
00:21:50,992 --> 00:21:52,592
Hey, I like where
this is going.

505
00:21:52,594 --> 00:21:54,394
Hands behind your back.
What?

506
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,462
Whoa. What's going on?

507
00:21:55,464 --> 00:21:56,930
See, we figured out
how you've managed

508
00:21:56,932 --> 00:21:59,566
to guarantee success
for your clients.

509
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,968
You've been paying escorts
to hook up with them.

510
00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:04,871
Is that a crime?

511
00:22:04,873 --> 00:22:06,906
Oh, yeah. Very much so.

512
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,408
It's called
solicitation.

513
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,777
With a bit of good old-fashioned
fraud thrown in. Let's go.

514
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:27,480
Pretty relaxing getting pampered
like this, Danny, huh?

515
00:22:27,482 --> 00:22:28,614
Yeah, it's amazing.

516
00:22:28,616 --> 00:22:30,282
It's relaxing.

517
00:22:32,487 --> 00:22:34,186
Mmm.

518
00:22:43,831 --> 00:22:45,765
Excuse me,

519
00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:50,036
uh, spa lady, is there jasmine
in this product?

520
00:22:50,038 --> 00:22:51,971
Hon, you're ruining my Zen.

521
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:53,472
The narration--

522
00:22:53,474 --> 00:22:54,740
it has to stop.

523
00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:56,475
Okay, sorry.

524
00:23:00,782 --> 00:23:03,315
Sorry, sorry. One last question,
guys. Excuse me.

525
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:04,316
Is this good
for crow's-feet?

526
00:23:04,318 --> 00:23:06,152
'Cause I noticed some lines...

527
00:23:06,154 --> 00:23:07,453
Babe, zip it, seriously.

528
00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:15,728
Okay, you know what.

529
00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:17,530
I'm done.

530
00:23:17,532 --> 00:23:18,731
I can't deal with it.

531
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,232
Can you just...

532
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:22,468
Uh, uh, babe,
I'll see you in a little bit.

533
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:24,470
I'll catch up
with you guys later.

534
00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:27,773
Where is he going?

535
00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:30,443
Look, I-I know we got off
on the wrong foot, okay?

536
00:23:30,445 --> 00:23:32,778
And I, um...
I apologize for my part.

537
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,847
I didn't mean to throw
the Frisbee in the water,

538
00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:36,649
and I'm sorry about
the incident on the beach.

539
00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:40,486
Um, I think we should just
wash our hands, start fresh.

540
00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:42,154
Just give me back
the sunglasses.

541
00:23:42,156 --> 00:23:44,390
Dude, I do not have
your sunglasses!

542
00:23:44,392 --> 00:23:46,225
But here, take my towel.

543
00:23:46,227 --> 00:23:48,761
You can use it to wipe
that disgusting crap

544
00:23:48,763 --> 00:23:50,796
off your ugly face.
Thank you.

545
00:23:50,798 --> 00:23:54,533
Thank you. Thank you.

546
00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:02,341
You know, I have to admit,
I'm pretty impressed.

547
00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:05,010
You know, besides being
a misogynistic scam artist,

548
00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:06,612
obstructing
a murder investigation,

549
00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:09,115
that's just a whole other level
of douchebaggery.

550
00:24:09,117 --> 00:24:10,149
You really
should've told us

551
00:24:10,151 --> 00:24:12,585
about your connection
to Vanessa.

552
00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:14,954
Look, I'm sorry, okay?

553
00:24:14,956 --> 00:24:16,589
It's a trade secret.

554
00:24:16,591 --> 00:24:18,858
I was protecting my business.

555
00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:22,461
Before we judge, can
we just talk about

556
00:24:22,463 --> 00:24:25,231
the people
that I'm helping, okay?

557
00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:29,201
These are really lonely men
with tragically low self-esteem.

558
00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:33,439
And The Method gives them the
self-confidence that they need,

559
00:24:33,441 --> 00:24:36,609
you know, often for the first
time in their whole lives.

560
00:24:36,611 --> 00:24:38,043
You done?

561
00:24:38,045 --> 00:24:39,779
Yeah.
Good.

562
00:24:39,781 --> 00:24:40,880
'Cause this is what I think.

563
00:24:40,882 --> 00:24:42,214
The stuff you teach these guys

564
00:24:42,216 --> 00:24:43,916
doesn't work-- it never did.

565
00:24:43,918 --> 00:24:45,985
That's why you rely on girls
like Vanessa to help

566
00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:48,554
from exposing what
you really are, a con artist.

567
00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:51,390
Yeah, she's
got a point.

568
00:24:51,392 --> 00:24:53,926
You're really nothing more
than a glorified pimp.

569
00:24:53,928 --> 00:24:55,427
You take desperate,
vulnerable men,

570
00:24:55,429 --> 00:24:57,463
and then you hook them up
with prostitutes.

571
00:24:57,465 --> 00:24:59,565
Sooner or later,
this was bound to happen.

572
00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:02,668
Look, I know
how this looks, okay?

573
00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:05,704
But Vanessa's no thief, and
she's definitely not a murderer.

574
00:25:05,706 --> 00:25:07,740
Maybe. Maybe not.

575
00:25:07,742 --> 00:25:10,910
She was the last person seen
with Jeremy before he died.

576
00:25:10,912 --> 00:25:14,113
So if she's not involved,
where is she?

577
00:25:14,115 --> 00:25:15,080
I don't know.

578
00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:16,582
I tried calling her
this morning,

579
00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:18,250
but it just went to voice mail.

580
00:25:18,252 --> 00:25:20,152
You know where she lives?
Yeah.

581
00:25:20,154 --> 00:25:22,621
I've been by there
to drop off money.

582
00:25:22,623 --> 00:25:25,991
Great. Then it looks like
we're all going for a drive.

583
00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:33,966
How you doing there?

584
00:25:33,968 --> 00:25:37,236
Good. Fine.

585
00:25:37,238 --> 00:25:38,971
Really?
Yeah.

586
00:25:38,973 --> 00:25:41,073
Sure about that?

587
00:25:41,075 --> 00:25:43,309
Yeah.

588
00:25:43,311 --> 00:25:45,377
See I'm smiling?

589
00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:46,946
Seems like
you're struggling a bit.

590
00:25:46,948 --> 00:25:48,180
I'm not struggling.

591
00:25:48,182 --> 00:25:49,348
It's awesome.

592
00:25:50,484 --> 00:25:53,285
Maybe we should
switch up the teams.

593
00:25:54,322 --> 00:25:55,688
There's not...

594
00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:59,158
there's no teams in yoga, Lynn.

595
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,094
Ah. Okay.

596
00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:04,463
Yeah, I understand
what just happened.

597
00:26:04,465 --> 00:26:06,765
I just see what you did there.

598
00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,601
You were referring to the, uh,

599
00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:10,469
comment I made
on the volleyball court.

600
00:26:10,471 --> 00:26:14,440
I didn't mean to, I didn't
mean to upset anybody.

601
00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:17,509
At least your
boyfriend's here.

602
00:26:19,981 --> 00:26:22,615
I don't think
I can hold this.

603
00:26:27,922 --> 00:26:30,956
Okay, you know something,
I'm gonna go.

604
00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:34,493
I'm gonna go check on Danny.
Seems like a good idea.

605
00:26:34,495 --> 00:26:36,295
Your concern for him must be

606
00:26:36,297 --> 00:26:38,898
affecting your concentration
and balance.

607
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:51,043
Excuse me. Officer Kalakaua,
can I ask you a question?

608
00:26:51,045 --> 00:26:53,345
Do you believe that
there's a thin line

609
00:26:53,347 --> 00:26:55,247
between love and hate?

610
00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:57,216
Because the way that you were
laying into me back there,

611
00:26:57,218 --> 00:26:58,350
that was so over the top,

612
00:26:58,352 --> 00:27:02,288
I was like,
“Wow, maybe she likes me.”

613
00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:05,658
I don't.

614
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:08,994
Fair enough.
Fair enough.

615
00:27:08,996 --> 00:27:11,764
Hey, just so you know,
I go for more of

616
00:27:11,766 --> 00:27:14,633
the uninhibited,
free-spirited types.

617
00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:16,835
Ah.

618
00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:18,537
Yeah, I know
what you're doing.

619
00:27:18,539 --> 00:27:22,341
It's called
negging. Right?

620
00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:24,843
Yeah, you're betting that my
self-confidence is so fragile

621
00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:27,713
that I actually care about
what you think of me.

622
00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:30,849
You prey on women's insecurities
and vulnerabilities,

623
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,085
and then you
exploit that.

624
00:27:34,922 --> 00:27:37,256
Wow, Blake.

625
00:27:37,258 --> 00:27:38,824
That didn't go so well.

626
00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:43,228
Actually, I'm super turned-on
right now.

627
00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,730
Oh, heads up.

628
00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:48,467
It's the second building
on the left up there.

629
00:28:03,584 --> 00:28:05,617
And they say chivalry is dead.

630
00:28:05,619 --> 00:28:06,852
Not so fast.

631
00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,354
What the...

632
00:28:08,356 --> 00:28:10,756
Oh, come on.

633
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:12,791
Really?

634
00:28:12,793 --> 00:28:14,226
We'll crack a window for you.

635
00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:16,128
<i>Vanessa didn't</i>
<i>come home last night,</i>

636
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:18,998
which isn't unusual.

637
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,600
But when the afternoon
rolled around

638
00:28:21,602 --> 00:28:24,670
and I still hadn't heard
from her, I got worried.

639
00:28:24,672 --> 00:28:26,105
Okay, how long
has she lived here?

640
00:28:26,107 --> 00:28:28,741
Only a couple
weeks or so.

641
00:28:28,743 --> 00:28:31,176
She had this client who
was obsessed with her.

642
00:28:31,178 --> 00:28:32,978
The guy wouldn't take
no for an answer,

643
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:35,047
and Vanessa didn't feel safe
at her house anymore.

644
00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:36,515
This client--

645
00:28:36,517 --> 00:28:38,650
was he someone she met
through that pickup seminar?

646
00:28:38,652 --> 00:28:41,887
Yeah. But Vanessa never
mentioned his name.

647
00:28:42,857 --> 00:28:45,424
<i>Neil, listen to me.</i>

648
00:28:45,426 --> 00:28:48,293
You are not
a bad person.

649
00:28:48,295 --> 00:28:50,229
You didn't mean
to kill that guy.

650
00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:52,798
Things just got out of control.

651
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,466
And that's what I'll tell
the police.

652
00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:56,468
No, no, there's not
gonna be any police.

653
00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:59,204
We're just gonna wait here
until everything dies down.

654
00:28:59,206 --> 00:29:00,672
Then I'm gonna get us
a couple of tickets

655
00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:01,807
and we can get out of here.

656
00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:03,108
Neil, this isn't going to work!

657
00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:04,710
- Don't say that!
- You need to do the right thing now.

658
00:29:04,712 --> 00:29:05,778
Don't tell me what I have to do!

659
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:07,446
God!

660
00:29:12,987 --> 00:29:15,521
It's okay.

661
00:29:15,523 --> 00:29:16,922
It's okay, it's okay.

662
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,591
I'm sorry. Uh...

663
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:22,895
We're both upset right now.

664
00:29:22,897 --> 00:29:24,430
Hey.

665
00:29:24,432 --> 00:29:27,066
This long-distance thing

666
00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:28,901
was never gonna work.

667
00:29:28,903 --> 00:29:31,570
You just needed to see me.

668
00:29:31,572 --> 00:29:34,073
I promise...

669
00:29:35,576 --> 00:29:38,777
...everything will be okay
from now on.

670
00:29:48,926 --> 00:29:49,958
What are you doing?

671
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,295
Sit down.
Sit down, please.

672
00:29:53,297 --> 00:29:55,197
What am I doing?

673
00:29:55,199 --> 00:29:56,865
What are you doing?

674
00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:58,066
I'm doing a little recon.

675
00:29:58,068 --> 00:29:59,434
Recon.

676
00:30:03,207 --> 00:30:05,473
Can I ask you a question?

677
00:30:05,475 --> 00:30:07,375
Uh-huh.
What-what recon?

678
00:30:07,377 --> 00:30:08,910
He doesn't have
the glasses with him.

679
00:30:08,912 --> 00:30:11,112
I know that. I know
where he put the glasses.

680
00:30:11,114 --> 00:30:12,914
He thinks he outsmarted
me, but he didn't.

681
00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,382
I know where
the glasses are.

682
00:30:14,384 --> 00:30:17,519
Okay. Something
you should know--

683
00:30:17,521 --> 00:30:19,988
I think it's important
I tell you-- you have

684
00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:21,756
completely separated
from reality right now,

685
00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:23,725
all over a pair of $20 glasses.
You understand that?

686
00:30:23,727 --> 00:30:25,460
It's not about the money.
It's not about the money?

687
00:30:25,462 --> 00:30:26,494
No, it's the principle.

688
00:30:26,496 --> 00:30:28,430
You mean pettiness, huh?

689
00:30:33,437 --> 00:30:35,403
I think we should,
I think we should talk about...

690
00:30:35,405 --> 00:30:36,838
Shut up, please, okay?

691
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,740
I'm going in. Just relax.

692
00:30:38,742 --> 00:30:40,842
What do you mean, going i-in?

693
00:30:40,844 --> 00:30:42,644
Where, what's, where-- In where?

694
00:30:42,646 --> 00:30:44,446
Hey, hey, hey.

695
00:30:52,155 --> 00:30:53,955
1204. I got it.

696
00:30:53,957 --> 00:30:54,956
No, no, no, no.

697
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,358
No. No.

698
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,094
Come on. I'm gonna go with
or without you. I'm going.

699
00:30:59,096 --> 00:31:00,462
I'm not-- Well, without me.

700
00:31:00,464 --> 00:31:02,731
All right. Stay there.
Yeah, I will.

701
00:31:05,068 --> 00:31:07,235
Damn it.

702
00:31:11,975 --> 00:31:14,676
Neil Ware.

703
00:31:14,678 --> 00:31:16,011
43 years old.

704
00:31:16,013 --> 00:31:18,280
Flew in from Dayton,
Ohio, a few weeks ago.

705
00:31:18,282 --> 00:31:19,915
Looks like he's still here.

706
00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:21,683
Okay, Blake,

707
00:31:21,685 --> 00:31:24,152
you recognize this guy or what?

708
00:31:24,154 --> 00:31:26,121
Yeah, I remember him.

709
00:31:26,123 --> 00:31:28,423
Yeah, for sure. He came
to me a couple months back.

710
00:31:28,425 --> 00:31:30,859
He'd just been dumped
by his fiancée, right?

711
00:31:30,861 --> 00:31:32,994
Guy was a real mess.

712
00:31:32,996 --> 00:31:35,830
Like, crushed.

713
00:31:35,832 --> 00:31:38,133
I gave him a TCB.

714
00:31:38,135 --> 00:31:40,068
Total Confidence
Rebuild.

715
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:41,736
Well, it looks like
this ex-fiancée

716
00:31:41,738 --> 00:31:44,606
filed a restraining order
against him.

717
00:31:44,608 --> 00:31:48,343
So this guy has a history of
not taking no for an answer.

718
00:31:48,345 --> 00:31:49,878
So let me guess.

719
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,081
What'd you do,
hook this guy up with Vanessa?

720
00:31:53,917 --> 00:31:55,116
Yeah.

721
00:31:55,118 --> 00:31:56,618
Okay, so I got
a credit card charge

722
00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:58,086
on a vacation rental service.

723
00:31:58,088 --> 00:31:59,254
Make the call.

724
00:31:59,256 --> 00:32:01,556
We need an address,
and we need it fast.

725
00:32:03,193 --> 00:32:06,494
You say that you love me, Neil.

726
00:32:06,496 --> 00:32:09,965
And if you do, you
need to let me go.

727
00:32:09,967 --> 00:32:11,900
You don't really want that.

728
00:32:11,902 --> 00:32:14,936
You're just saying it
because you're scared, but, hey,

729
00:32:14,938 --> 00:32:16,771
remember what it was like
when we met?

730
00:32:16,773 --> 00:32:20,075
It can be like that again.

731
00:32:25,983 --> 00:32:28,350
I need to tell you something.

732
00:32:28,352 --> 00:32:30,151
What?

733
00:32:30,153 --> 00:32:31,519
That night

734
00:32:31,521 --> 00:32:34,356
when we met at the bar...

735
00:32:34,358 --> 00:32:37,125
Blake paid me to be there.

736
00:32:38,562 --> 00:32:40,261
What do you mean?

737
00:32:40,263 --> 00:32:42,197
He paid me

738
00:32:42,199 --> 00:32:44,933
to talk to you and
to flirt with you.

739
00:32:46,269 --> 00:32:48,636
Y-You're lying.

740
00:32:48,638 --> 00:32:50,605
I am sorry.

741
00:32:50,607 --> 00:32:53,441
I am so sorry.

742
00:32:55,178 --> 00:32:58,646
I'm not who
you think I am.

743
00:32:58,648 --> 00:33:00,982
For me, this was
just about the money.

744
00:33:02,753 --> 00:33:05,120
I loved you.

745
00:33:05,122 --> 00:33:06,721
And you... you...

746
00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:09,190
you and Blake, you used me.

747
00:33:09,192 --> 00:33:11,426
And I bet you both
laughed about it all, huh?

748
00:33:11,428 --> 00:33:13,595
No.

749
00:33:13,597 --> 00:33:15,530
It doesn't matter now.

750
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:20,101
You're gonna pay
for what you did!

751
00:33:23,273 --> 00:33:25,073
Both of you.

752
00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:45,226
Just open the door! Open it!
Help! Help!

753
00:33:45,228 --> 00:33:47,028
Somebody help me!

754
00:33:48,465 --> 00:33:49,764
Help!

755
00:33:51,234 --> 00:33:52,233
Help!

756
00:33:53,336 --> 00:33:54,536
Help!

757
00:34:19,229 --> 00:34:20,495
Clear.

758
00:34:21,398 --> 00:34:23,398
Neil Ware, this is Five-0!

759
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,933
Come out with your hands up!

760
00:34:24,935 --> 00:34:26,801
Help!

761
00:34:31,308 --> 00:34:33,241
Last chance, Neil Ware!

762
00:34:43,086 --> 00:34:44,652
Are you okay?

763
00:34:44,654 --> 00:34:46,488
Is he gone?

764
00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:48,656
Yeah. It's just us.
You're okay.

765
00:34:48,658 --> 00:34:50,358
You have to find him.
He is crazy.

766
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,860
We have every cop
on the island

767
00:34:51,862 --> 00:34:53,928
looking for him, okay?
He's not gonna get far.

768
00:34:53,930 --> 00:34:55,163
No, you don't understand.

769
00:34:55,165 --> 00:34:56,664
I told him everything.

770
00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:58,933
And he said that
we were gonna pay.

771
00:34:58,935 --> 00:35:00,502
Both of us.

772
00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:02,904
He's going after Blake.

773
00:35:10,932 --> 00:35:12,945
You guys, when you're
talking to your target,

774
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:16,681
you're telling a story--
the story of you.

775
00:35:17,412 --> 00:35:20,546
And it can be long
or it can be short,

776
00:35:20,548 --> 00:35:24,283
but one thing it cannot be

777
00:35:24,285 --> 00:35:26,386
is boring! Right?

778
00:35:26,388 --> 00:35:28,187
Here's a secret.

779
00:35:28,189 --> 00:35:30,423
Before I was Blake Stone,

780
00:35:30,425 --> 00:35:34,761
I was a sad, lonely,
insecure loser...

781
00:35:36,164 --> 00:35:39,966
...Derek Sanders.

782
00:35:39,968 --> 00:35:41,701
Derek Sanders, right?

783
00:35:41,703 --> 00:35:44,804
Oh, man. Right?

784
00:35:44,806 --> 00:35:46,139
I hear what you're saying.

785
00:35:46,141 --> 00:35:49,208
You guys are like, “Blake Stone,
I'm not that awesome.”

786
00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:51,377
But look at me now.

787
00:35:53,481 --> 00:35:55,882
No, please.

788
00:35:57,318 --> 00:35:58,451
Oh, my God!

789
00:35:58,453 --> 00:36:00,353
- They shot him!
- Is he dead?

790
00:36:00,355 --> 00:36:01,687
They shot him!

791
00:36:01,689 --> 00:36:03,923
Neil Ware,

792
00:36:03,925 --> 00:36:05,591
you're under arrest.

793
00:36:14,669 --> 00:36:16,169
<i>Okay, you know what?</i>

794
00:36:16,171 --> 00:36:17,336
- You're off the reservation now.
- Shh, shh.

795
00:36:17,338 --> 00:36:18,671
You understand?
Yeah.

796
00:36:18,673 --> 00:36:20,740
- On your way to crazy town.
- Excuse me, miss.

797
00:36:20,742 --> 00:36:22,675
Hi. We're, uh, police officers.
Oh, no.

798
00:36:22,677 --> 00:36:23,776
It is, uh, very important

799
00:36:23,778 --> 00:36:25,745
that we get into room 1204
immediately.

800
00:36:25,747 --> 00:36:27,180
Can you help us out?

801
00:36:28,516 --> 00:36:29,816
This is so stupid.

802
00:36:29,818 --> 00:36:31,217
Shh. Hello.

803
00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:32,819
Hello.

804
00:36:32,821 --> 00:36:34,587
We're committing
a crime now, okay?

805
00:36:34,589 --> 00:36:35,988
We're criminals.
Hello.

806
00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:38,224
Officially. Stupid.

807
00:36:38,226 --> 00:36:39,659
Why am I in here?
Hello.

808
00:36:39,661 --> 00:36:41,561
What are you talking--
We've got immunity and means.

809
00:36:41,563 --> 00:36:43,396
What are you, nuts?

810
00:36:43,398 --> 00:36:45,465
And if you'd stand up and help
me, this would go a lot quicker.

811
00:36:45,467 --> 00:36:46,933
Excuse me? Stand up
and help you what?

812
00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:49,202
Break the law? Put my
fingerprints on everything

813
00:36:49,204 --> 00:36:51,437
like you're
doing right now?

814
00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:55,408
I can't be
a part of this, Danny.

815
00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:57,009
I can't be a part of it.

816
00:36:57,011 --> 00:37:00,513
Do you want to
order some food?

817
00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:04,283
Great. You got your glasses.
Let's go.

818
00:37:05,687 --> 00:37:07,086
Can we go?

819
00:37:07,088 --> 00:37:08,821
Yeah, we can go.
These aren't my glasses.

820
00:37:08,823 --> 00:37:10,123
Excuse me?

821
00:37:10,125 --> 00:37:11,757
They're not my gla--
They're not your glasses.

822
00:37:11,759 --> 00:37:13,392
Hi, guys.
How's it going?

823
00:37:14,229 --> 00:37:16,262
How's it going?
I'm Steve.

824
00:37:16,264 --> 00:37:17,597
Nice to meet you.

825
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:20,032
Hi. Yeah.
This is Danny.

826
00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:21,501
We're cops.
Say hi, Danny.

827
00:37:21,503 --> 00:37:22,802
Hello.

828
00:37:22,804 --> 00:37:24,871
Well, the good news is that

829
00:37:24,873 --> 00:37:27,840
Danny's gonna buy you guys
dinner tonight. Yeah.

830
00:37:27,842 --> 00:37:30,443
Just wanted to come
by and let you know.

831
00:37:30,445 --> 00:37:31,911
He's gonna pay for it.

832
00:37:31,913 --> 00:37:33,513
Oh, yeah.

833
00:37:41,856 --> 00:37:44,056
Hey.

834
00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:47,160
“Hey”?

835
00:37:47,162 --> 00:37:50,062
That's a pretty weak opening
line for a master of seduction.

836
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:54,333
Can I be serious
for a second?

837
00:37:54,335 --> 00:37:56,235
Please. Go ahead.

838
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,605
Thank you.

839
00:37:59,607 --> 00:38:01,140
You saved my life.

840
00:38:01,142 --> 00:38:03,142
Okay. Well, don't let it
go to your head.

841
00:38:03,144 --> 00:38:04,744
I was just doing my job.

842
00:38:04,746 --> 00:38:07,046
I'm ready to get serious
about my life.

843
00:38:07,048 --> 00:38:09,815
You know, I want
a committed relationship.

844
00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:15,421
And you seem like someone

845
00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:17,890
I could maybe
go the distance with, Kono.

846
00:38:17,892 --> 00:38:21,994
You are so beautiful.

847
00:38:21,996 --> 00:38:25,531
You're way too beautiful to be
hidden away on this island.

848
00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:29,869
So maybe we could
get together, you know?

849
00:38:29,871 --> 00:38:31,704
Travel the world.

850
00:38:31,706 --> 00:38:34,073
Maybe have kids.

851
00:38:36,511 --> 00:38:39,278
I don't know if you noticed,
I'm married.

852
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,614
But even if I wasn't,

853
00:38:41,616 --> 00:38:44,217
the answer would still be no.

854
00:38:46,487 --> 00:38:48,988
That ring is not necessarily
a deal breaker.

855
00:38:48,990 --> 00:38:50,856
Take care of
yourself, Blake.

856
00:39:04,505 --> 00:39:07,073
You look fantastic.
Don't move.

857
00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:10,543
Did you find your sunglasses?

858
00:39:10,545 --> 00:39:13,546
I did not.

859
00:39:13,548 --> 00:39:16,182
I'm sorry.

860
00:39:16,184 --> 00:39:18,818
Well, dinner is
in, uh, 20 minutes,

861
00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:20,519
so we should get ready.

862
00:39:20,521 --> 00:39:21,621
Okay.

863
00:39:21,623 --> 00:39:24,757
Hey, uh, listen.
I am...

864
00:39:24,759 --> 00:39:28,761
Sorry I got all goofy and blew
off the rest of the afternoon.

865
00:39:28,763 --> 00:39:31,097
I know you put a lot into
making this weekend nice.

866
00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:34,267
I'm sorry I got goofy
over a pair of sunglasses.

867
00:39:36,204 --> 00:39:38,037
It's okay.

868
00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:40,606
I know what I
signed up for.

869
00:39:41,175 --> 00:39:43,276
Mm.

870
00:39:44,746 --> 00:39:47,480
Besides, we still
have tonight.

871
00:39:47,482 --> 00:39:49,515
Mm.

872
00:39:50,618 --> 00:39:51,884
Mm.

873
00:39:51,886 --> 00:39:54,320
Okay.

874
00:40:10,872 --> 00:40:13,072
Fourth and goal.

875
00:40:38,433 --> 00:40:40,766
♪ See the way
he walks into the room ♪

876
00:40:40,768 --> 00:40:42,101
♪ And then he speaks... ♪

877
00:40:42,103 --> 00:40:43,102
Champagne?

878
00:40:43,104 --> 00:40:44,337
Yes.
Yeah.

879
00:40:44,339 --> 00:40:48,808
♪ Every word from his lips
is like honey ♪

880
00:40:49,777 --> 00:40:53,512
♪ I know he loves me... ♪

881
00:40:53,514 --> 00:40:56,115
Well, I'm impressed

882
00:40:56,117 --> 00:40:58,217
you were able to talk
your way out of that.

883
00:40:58,219 --> 00:41:00,619
Oh, no. They're
very nice people,

884
00:41:00,621 --> 00:41:01,954
the Garson family, very nice.

885
00:41:01,956 --> 00:41:04,323
I mean, considering we, uh...

886
00:41:04,325 --> 00:41:07,326
well, we broke into
their hotel room, I suppose,

887
00:41:07,328 --> 00:41:08,494
uh, they were very--

888
00:41:08,496 --> 00:41:09,829
I think they were
very reasonable.

889
00:41:09,831 --> 00:41:10,963
Reasonable?

890
00:41:10,965 --> 00:41:12,598
I wouldn't say reasonable.

891
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,800
They picked the Bali Steakhouse
to go to dinner.

892
00:41:14,802 --> 00:41:17,036
The kid ordered
the Wagyu surf and turf.

893
00:41:17,038 --> 00:41:19,138
That was after he had
the king crab leg appetizer.

894
00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:20,339
I wouldn't, I wouldn't
say reasonable.

895
00:41:20,341 --> 00:41:21,540
Well, I mean,

896
00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:23,509
they were very expensive
sunglasses, though, Danny.

897
00:41:23,511 --> 00:41:26,278
Yes, they were.

898
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,114
Well, I'm sorry
you lost them.

899
00:41:28,116 --> 00:41:30,783
And I hope
they turn up somewhere.

900
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:34,820
Yeah.

901
00:41:37,225 --> 00:41:38,724
Well, thank you, boys.

902
00:41:38,726 --> 00:41:40,159
This is
a very nice gesture.

903
00:41:40,161 --> 00:41:41,427
Well, actually,

904
00:41:41,429 --> 00:41:43,662
this whole thing
was Danny's idea.

905
00:41:46,768 --> 00:41:49,435
Um, I-I want
to apologize...

906
00:41:49,437 --> 00:41:52,505
for, uh, being a little
distant this afternoon.

907
00:41:52,507 --> 00:41:54,106
Uh...

908
00:41:54,108 --> 00:41:57,376
And I want to tell you
that you, um...

909
00:42:01,015 --> 00:42:03,783
I want to let
you know, um...

910
00:42:03,785 --> 00:42:05,217
You know,
I can feel you.

911
00:42:05,219 --> 00:42:06,519
It's like you're
on my face.

912
00:42:06,521 --> 00:42:07,987
I can-- it's-it's
like you're judge-y.

913
00:42:07,989 --> 00:42:09,321
- You're judging me and I can...
- What? No.

914
00:42:09,323 --> 00:42:10,623
It's, like, right
here, okay? It's...

915
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,425
No, I got you,
I got you, I got you.

916
00:42:12,427 --> 00:42:14,627
- You got what?
- I got you. Listen.

917
00:42:14,629 --> 00:42:16,495
What Danny is
trying to say,

918
00:42:16,497 --> 00:42:19,365
is that we wanted
to show you guys

919
00:42:19,367 --> 00:42:21,400
how much
we appreciate you both,

920
00:42:21,402 --> 00:42:23,702
so here...
here's to you two.

921
00:42:23,704 --> 00:42:25,104
And thank you.
Thank you.

922
00:42:25,106 --> 00:42:26,372
How was that?
Thank you.

923
00:42:26,374 --> 00:42:28,974
Okay. All right.
Good job. Good job.

924
00:42:31,979 --> 00:42:35,214
That's very nice.
Good choice, good choice.

925
00:42:35,216 --> 00:42:36,649
This has been fun.

926
00:42:36,651 --> 00:42:38,951
I agree, I agree.

927
00:42:38,953 --> 00:42:39,985
It's been great, right?

928
00:42:39,987 --> 00:42:41,620
I think actually, Melissa,

929
00:42:41,622 --> 00:42:43,088
I think we should do it again.

930
00:42:43,090 --> 00:42:44,290
What do you say?

931
00:42:44,292 --> 00:42:47,660
I'm just saying,
let's do it again.

932
00:42:47,662 --> 00:42:49,795
And Danny and I will,
uh, you know, we can,

933
00:42:49,797 --> 00:42:52,498
we can organize it
next time.

934
00:42:57,705 --> 00:43:00,139
Chicken salad.

935
00:43:00,141 --> 00:43:01,373
You want the chicken salad?

936
00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:02,775
Chicken salad.

937
00:43:07,048 --> 00:43:09,215
Chicken salad.

938
00:43:09,639 --> 00:43:10,639
<i>Chicken salad.</i>

939
00:43:10,870 --> 00:43:17,670
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