1 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:34,626 ALEX: Give me my next change. 2 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,692 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 3 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:39,160 (GROANING) 4 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,738 I think I'm gonna puke. 5 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,139 Not on this dress. I'm serious. 6 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:46,938 Kate Moss was doing this at 13. You have two years on her. 7 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:50,709 Yeah, that's what I Iike to see. You got this. 8 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,150 The next show, you're bride. 9 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,249 Did Austin just offer you bride? 10 00:00:57,323 --> 00:01:00,190 It wasn't a real offer, Dad. He was just being nice. 11 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,792 These shoes are gonna be impossible to walk in. 12 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:04,762 You've done this 100 times before, all right? 13 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,321 The runway's just a Iittle bit Ionger here. 14 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,264 One of the girls said Madonna's in the front row. 15 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:11,963 Sweetie, hey, come on. Are you gonna be able to do this? 16 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:16,869 AII right, come here. 17 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:21,344 Here, hold this. 18 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,083 The doctor gave me these for anxiety, all right? 19 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:28,678 It'II calm you down. Here. Come on, it's okay. 20 00:01:32,058 --> 00:01:33,082 AUSTIN: Where's AIex? 21 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:36,428 AIex, you're up! 22 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:39,625 Go! Go! Go! Go! Knock them out! 23 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,468 (DISTORTED TALKING) 24 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,935 Are you okay? 25 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:22,997 (GASPING) 26 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:29,773 MARTIN: AIex! 27 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,781 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 28 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,868 (BEEPING) 29 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,640 (EXHALING) 30 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,367 WILSON: How'd you get here? 31 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:39,304 By osmosis. No helmet? 32 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,609 Didn't seem Iike riding weather. 33 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,673 And the fact that you can barely stand upright had nothing to do with it? 34 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:45,945 Infarctions hurt. House. 35 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,316 It's what they do. 36 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:50,745 Worsening pain could actually be a good thing. 37 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,723 It means the nerves might be regenerating. 38 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,352 It could be good, it could be bad. Thanks for the differential. 39 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:56,861 Any other options? 40 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:59,796 Have you ever considered a career as a motivational speaker? 41 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,030 Why don't you check out some rehab? I did the rehab thing. 42 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:05,093 One session, and you didn't even finish that session. 43 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:07,639 The guy wanted me to "visualize the healing". 44 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:10,642 I could do that at home. At Ieast Iet me get you an MRI. 45 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,804 It's a very simple equation: more pain, more pills. 46 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,279 Teenage supermodel. 47 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:20,583 Presented with double vision, sudden aggressive behavior, cataplexy. 48 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,484 You had me at "teenage supermodel". 49 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:26,987 You okay? Mmm-hmm. 50 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:34,525 Wow. 51 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,434 HOUSE: You should be a model. 52 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:39,771 Are you really 15? Who are you? 53 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:43,706 I'II be the one saving her Iife today, assuming she's dying. 54 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,744 Who are you? He's my father. 55 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:48,178 Any idea what's wrong with her? 56 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:50,875 Well, from the Iooks of it, not a single thing. 57 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,615 I probably should stop staring and check out the file. 58 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:59,322 So what set off the brawl? She stand in your Iight? 59 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:02,259 I didn't even know her. I didn't know what happened. 60 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:05,024 Look, I know some models are notorious for hissy fits, 61 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,259 but AIex... I've never even seen her get angry. 62 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,302 Even when she was a kid... I'm sure she was delightful in her youth. 63 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,530 Then you passed out. 64 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:14,129 I was passed out, but I wasn't. 65 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,472 I knew what was going on, but I couldn't move or talk. 66 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:20,879 Yeah, it sounds Iike a medical thing. It's called "cataplexy". 67 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:24,145 Catfight and cataplexy on the catwalk. 68 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,814 Cool. How much were you drinking? 69 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:29,245 She only had one sip of champagne. 70 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,090 Forget it. I'II find out from the tox screen. 71 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,684 AII right, Iook, I gave her a Valium. 72 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,753 Do you think that's what did this? No. 73 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:39,692 How Iong have you had the sweats? 74 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,435 A couple of days. Any other complaints? 75 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:48,031 My stomach's been bothering me and I've been feeling a Iittle nauseous. 76 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,699 Okay, here's how this works. 77 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,210 My Iackeys will be by shortly to draw some blood, 78 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,712 collect some urine, any other fluids you got. 79 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,774 I'II do some other doctorly stuff, and we'II be in touch. 80 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,649 Since when do you voluntarily go see patients? 81 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,218 Have you seen her? She's 15. 82 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:13,160 There's something about her, something in her eyes, 83 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,393 kind of a maturity. Yeah, yeah, she's an old soul. 84 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,368 This is creepy, even for you. 85 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,928 She's a fashion model, on the cover of magazines. 86 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,040 We hold her up as the sexual ideal. 87 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,008 The Iaw says we can't touch her for three more years. 88 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,543 How hypocritical is that? 89 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:29,411 Did the history reveal anything, oh, I don't know, medically relevant? 90 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,143 History, right. 91 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,646 I knew I was forgetting something. 92 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:36,119 You should do one of those while you're running the Iabs and the tox screen. 93 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:44,086 The Iabs show Valium and heroin in her urine. 94 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:47,098 A supermodel on smack. Shocker. 95 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,699 Oh, AIex, I expected so much more from you. 96 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,804 Heroin chic is so five years ago. 97 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:57,138 Okay, Iet's start crossing out withdrawal symptoms. 98 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,904 A positive test means she tried it once. 99 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,208 It doesn't mean she's an addict. She's only 15. 100 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,271 There's no age Iimit on addiction. He's right. 101 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:04,407 She's never menstruated. 102 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,145 Sounds Iike a symptom of drug addiction to me. 103 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,119 Or bulimia. Or her age. 104 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:10,082 Some girls don't start till their mid-to-Iate teens. 105 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:13,284 Evidence to the contrary, the rounded hips. 106 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:16,588 The perfectly-sculpted, bountiful breasts. 107 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:20,560 CHASE: Implants. I've seen some of her photos. 108 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,562 They've grown dramatically since Iast summer. 109 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,796 Symptomatic of turning 14. 110 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:28,739 Two clinic hours says that those "Iove apples" are handcrafted by God. 111 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:32,702 I thought you didn't believe in God. I do now. 112 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:33,870 You're on. 113 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:36,540 Could we talk about her health instead of her breasts? 114 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:37,878 It could be relevant. 115 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,214 Come on, Cameron, there's nothing to be ashamed of. 116 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,753 Many women develop breasts. 117 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:43,379 (INSTRUMENTS CLATTERING) 118 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:46,618 (HOUSE SIGHING) 119 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,759 No, I'm fine. 120 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,163 Even if she is an addict, a Iot of her symptoms, 121 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:57,100 the cataplexy, the violence, it could be neurological. 122 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,397 If we chalk this up to drugs, we could be 123 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,701 releasing her with Juvenile MS or Parkinson's... 124 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:02,604 Detox her. FOREMAN: Fine. 125 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,439 We'II set her up on a program, they'II wean her onto the methadone. 126 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:07,877 And in four weeks, we'II know you're right. 127 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,414 Or, we'II know that Cameron's right 128 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,679 and the pretty girl will do Milan next fall in a wheelchair. 129 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:15,619 Put her in a coma, pump her full of naltrexone. 130 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,484 Cut the four weeks to one night. 131 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:23,687 The Iab reports show that your daughter had heroin in her system. 132 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,955 Were you aware of her drug use? 133 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:27,888 No. 134 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:31,426 We think she's suffering from withdrawal symptoms. 135 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:34,233 Detoxing generally takes several weeks. 136 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,208 The danger is that if the drugs are masking some other illness, 137 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:40,143 it could worsen before we've weaned her off the heroin. 138 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:41,509 Well, how much worse? 139 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,049 We don't know because we don't know what's wrong. 140 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,109 There is a rapid detox procedure. 141 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,984 We flush her system with an opioid antagonist. 142 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,990 It'II end her addiction overnight. 143 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,654 The process is dangerous because we have to induce a coma. 144 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,193 It also means that if she ever relapses, 145 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:03,224 there's a good chance she'II overdose because her body won't react to the drug. 146 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,561 So either way I'm risking her Iife. 147 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:14,808 Do you have to tell her how dangerous it is? 148 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:20,949 (GASPING) 149 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,112 Is it dangerous? 150 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,324 There are certain risks. 151 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:28,220 We've gone over them with your father. 152 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,259 And he's not worried? 153 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:35,230 He's your dad. He's always gonna worry. 154 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,463 But he knows we're gonna take good care of you. 155 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,869 Everything's starting to hurt. My Iegs are... 156 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,705 Heroin withdrawal is an extremely painful process. 157 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,678 But we're gonna put you to sleep. You won't feel a thing. 158 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,281 You promise? I promise. 159 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,421 That was a pretty stupid thing to do, huh? 160 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,081 Getting hooked on drugs? 161 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,318 Yeah, not the best move you've ever made. 162 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,725 Just, I thought it would be fun. 163 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,763 You don't have to explain to us. 164 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,665 ALEX: A Iot of, a Iot of the other girls were... 165 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:10,896 When you wake up, you'II feel a Iot better. 166 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:30,778 (BEEPING) 167 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,727 (UNRHYTHMICAL BEEPING) 168 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,836 Nurse! Nurse! 169 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,318 You son of a bitch! You killed her! 170 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,521 She's not dead. She had a heart attack. 171 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,224 She's stable now. The anesthesia... 172 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,823 Get her out of that coma. 173 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,266 I don't think so. Stop this! 174 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,431 AII right, I don't consent anymore. 175 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,141 I want her to do the slow detox. 176 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:29,812 Did you ever get a paper cut? A really nasty one, between the fingers? 177 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,842 Multiply that by about a billion 178 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,580 and you'II just barely approach the kind of suffering she'II experience 179 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,212 if we wake her up now. 180 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,818 We're committed to this. 181 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,588 She's out till morning. Go get a book. 182 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,476 I haven't slept in weeks, because my teeth hurt. 183 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,076 The dentist couldn't find any cavities. 184 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,445 And I'm getting these headaches. 185 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,508 Oh! Poor you. 186 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,288 I think I'm going crazy. 187 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:15,316 And my stomach, I roll out of bed and I wanna puke. 188 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,319 I take it you're married? 189 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,764 You must be psychic. You must be witty. 190 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,702 When's she due? How'd you know she was... 191 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:28,900 Because I'm doing her. You've got Couvade Syndrome. 192 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,877 It's just a fancy way of saying you should stop whining. 193 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,743 Millions of women have got the same thing. They're not bugging me. 194 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,942 You're suffering from sympathetic pregnancy. 195 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,551 Gotta go. People dying. 196 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:45,245 Whole circle of Iife thing. It's all in my head? 197 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,755 No, it's all in your hormones. 198 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,285 The good news is, no one's gonna Iecture you if you smoke and get drunk. 199 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:52,686 (DOOR SLAMMING) 200 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,693 Shouldn't she be awake by now? 201 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,501 It's only been a half an hour since we stopped the medicine. 202 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,064 Well, you said that's how Iong it would take. 203 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,508 I said it would take about a half an hour. 204 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,445 But couldn't this mean something more... So far, it means nothing. 205 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,448 She had a heart attack. She could have brain damage. 206 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,280 She could have something more... She's opening her eyes. 207 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,544 AIex, you okay? 208 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,680 Can you hear me? 209 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,298 I got the cute doctor. 210 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,199 Do you feel any pain? 211 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,371 Good. Let us know if anything changes. 212 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,905 If your stomach doesn't feel right, anything. 213 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,265 Hey. 214 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,243 Are you mad at me, Daddy? 215 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,414 I Iet you down. 216 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,817 No, no. Not at all, sweetie, I... 217 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,448 I should have been more mature. I should have handled the pressure. 218 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:52,888 Stop, stop. 219 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:57,454 We're gonna get you better, all right? Nothing else matters. 220 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,827 CHASE: Excuse me. 221 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,870 I've got you on what we call a "banana bag". 222 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,630 PIenty of vitamins, nutrients... 223 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,538 I got the cute doctor. 224 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,275 Are you mad at me, Daddy? 225 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,643 ALEX: I Iet you down. What's going on? 226 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,618 I should have been more mature. I should have handled the pressure. 227 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:26,953 MARTIN: What's wrong with her? 228 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,853 Anterograde amnesia, short term memory Ioss. 229 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,296 Evidence of a hypoxic brain injury. 230 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,263 It might be the result of getting cut off from the oxygen when she flatlined. 231 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:42,568 Probably the result of that rapid detox you told us to push on her. 232 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,107 You gonna put that down? 233 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,368 (INHALING) 234 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:52,945 Are you gonna sulk? 235 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,654 I'm not gonna indulge you. 236 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,282 The treatment for hypoxic brain injuries consists of... 237 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,159 Cameron, Chase and the Dark One. 238 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,924 Foreman, right? 239 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,159 The patient flatlined for Iike, 30 seconds. 240 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,598 You've got to be oxygen-deprived 241 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,260 for Ionger than that to Iose brain function. 242 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:14,305 We can't be sure how Iong she was... Her brain's fine. 243 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,397 Memory Ioss. 244 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,066 You're saying that's not a neurological symptom? 245 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,009 No, I'm saying what I'm saying. Her brain's fine. 246 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,244 She's faking? 247 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,475 She's got posttraumatic stress disorder. 248 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,083 We got models fighting in Iraq now? 249 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,313 Show me a woman on heroin who Iooks Iike that, 250 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,686 and I'II show you a woman who's been sexually abused. 251 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,486 That's your proof? That she's good Iooking. 252 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:39,189 He manages her career, travels the world with her, at her side 24/7. 253 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:42,728 He's either a very good dad or a very bad dad. 254 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,868 HOUSE: You saw that tokus. 255 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,702 Would the fact that she's your daughter really stop you? 256 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:48,762 (SCOFFING) 257 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:52,710 Her brain is running away from reality and when the drugs can't do it anymore, 258 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,370 it starts to shut down. 259 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:58,013 Your theory has the advantages of being completely un-provable 260 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,313 and completely exculpating you. 261 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,750 When you guys are done talking, do an MRI and an LP. 262 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,255 When her brain checks out as normal, 263 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,157 then we'II know that daddy really, really Ioves her. 264 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,824 Where's House? 265 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,859 He said he was in too much pain to work. Who's covering? 266 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,302 He called 15 minutes after his shift started. 267 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,034 It was too Iate to find anybody. Exam Room One. 268 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,240 Hi. Where's Dr. House? 269 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:34,046 I wish I knew. What's the problem? 270 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,752 It's personal. 271 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,590 And it's so personal he didn't bother writing anything in your chart. 272 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,457 It's getting worse. What is? 273 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,623 It's personal. 274 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,659 Fine. You can wait. Doctor! 275 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,711 I tell you what. 276 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,940 I am going to give you Dr. House's personal pager number. 277 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,953 Why would your mind go to abuse so fast? 278 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,091 Because I had a funny uncle. You were abused? 279 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,255 What? No. Why'd your mind go to that so fast? 280 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,724 I just had a funny uncle. Great stories, always filthy. 281 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,201 I don't know if it's something with this case 282 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,433 or you got something personal going on, the whole breakup thing? 283 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,997 It's personal. House. 284 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,542 Your pain is affecting your decision-making. 285 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,947 You got a problem with a call I make, question the call. 286 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,380 Don't make it personal. 287 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,816 Are you saying pain can't affect your mood? 288 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,687 If I'm right about the pain, you're gonna wanna rush everything, 289 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,383 which is what you're doing. 290 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,285 Don't. 291 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:53,762 Thank you. 292 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:03,030 Are you doing your daughter? What? 293 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,073 We should probably talk privately, huh? Come on, walk with me. 294 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,654 Come on. He's not! 295 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,714 I'm sure he's not. She is a babe, though. 296 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,907 We're gonna need you to keep still. I am. 297 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,709 What do you think that means? 298 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,281 It's either neurological or psychological. 299 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,415 The only thing we know for sure is it's gonna screw up the MRI results, 300 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,285 which is gonna make House think he's right. 301 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,954 This is a waste of time. 302 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,356 Let's just get the LP. 303 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,724 I should take your head off. 304 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,501 Your glands are fine. See, now, you're my patient. 305 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,768 You got doctor-patient confidentiality. No worries. 306 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,874 So, what did you do to her? Why would you possibly think... 307 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,139 Hard to imagine anyone not wanting to nail her. 308 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,511 You son of... It's a compliment. 309 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,985 That heart-shaped ass, those perfect, perky, all-natural breasts. 310 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,078 That is my daughter you're talking about! 311 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,147 No, that's your daughter you were talking about. 312 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,156 "She just instinctively knows how to walk. 313 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,822 "Designers just Iove that heart-shaped ass, those perfect, perky..." 314 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,889 I'm her manager. I have to promote her. 315 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,867 Oh, that makes sense. 316 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,964 So you compartmentalize. 317 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,528 When you're dealing with the press, you're her manager. 318 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,041 When you're helping with homework, you're her dad. 319 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:47,340 When you're making sweet, sweet Iove, you're her manager. 320 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,471 AII right. Do you Iove her? 321 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,641 I have never touched her. Do you Iove her? 322 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,844 What are you doing? Are you trying to trap me into saying... 323 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:57,320 Do you Iove her enough to admit that you slept with her? 324 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,623 Psychological conditions can manifest themselves in physical problems. 325 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:07,290 Sometimes these can be extreme enough to kill. 326 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,228 There are treatments, but only if there is a diagnosis. 327 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,805 Are you going to admit that you slept with your daughter 328 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,863 or are you just gonna Iet her die? 329 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:25,344 One time. 330 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,225 PTSD. 331 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:46,466 Get her a psyche referral, pack her bags. He did her. 332 00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:49,506 Don't think so. Daddy thinks so. 333 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,442 He could be mistaken. He said he was drunk. 334 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,069 Maybe it was some other daughter. 335 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,674 EIevated proteins in her CSF. 336 00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:02,585 You're wrong about PTSD and I was wrong about the hypoxic brain injury. 337 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:06,249 Daddy didn't do this to her. And neither did we. 338 00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:19,994 CAMERON: We have to call Child Protective Services. 339 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,801 Doctor-patient confidentiality. 340 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,898 Doesn't apply in abuse cases. You know that. 341 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:26,500 We're mandated to report sexual abuse. 342 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:29,206 Is it okay if I save her Iife first or do you want to make sure 343 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,875 that daddy doesn't get visitation rights to the gravesite? 344 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,947 Okay, elevated proteins in her CSF could mean dozens of different things. 345 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,252 Viral encephalitis, CNSV, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease? 346 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:42,225 So we're just gonna Ieave a child molester in the same room as his victim? 347 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,761 It's got windows. 348 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,663 Fine. Arrest him. Use Cuddy's handcuffs. 349 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:52,602 If you're too distracted to deal with this because your Ieg hurts, then... 350 00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,104 Yeah, I'm distracted! 351 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:57,198 I'm all hung up on this 15-year-old patient who's cataplectic, 352 00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:00,642 can't remember what she had for Iunch and is rapidly Iosing control of her body! 353 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,044 And I want her father here in case he's got any more secrets 354 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,241 that I need to know about. 355 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,841 Now, if you're not too distracted, go take out a piece of her brain, 356 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,510 stick it under a microscope. 357 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:12,421 Wilson! FOREMAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 358 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,152 Do you really think we need to jump straight to brain biopsy? 359 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,785 Nope. Let's continue playing 360 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:19,695 "Pin the diagnosis on the supermodel" until she's dead. 361 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,722 (DOOR SLAMMING) 362 00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,899 I heard you killed your supermodel. Only for a minute. 363 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:30,732 Just for my own clarity, how many more patients do you have to kill 364 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:33,744 before you admit this Ieg thing just might be a problem? 365 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:34,937 Three. 366 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,713 I need your help. 367 00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:46,280 We're gonna do something called a burr-hole biopsy. 368 00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:49,620 We drill a small opening in the back of your skull. 369 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,964 Doctor, maybe you and I should talk about this first. 370 00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:54,122 No. 371 00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:57,828 I just think AIex doesn't need to be overwhelmed right now. 372 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,864 I think she should have a say in what happens to her body. 373 00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:13,009 Now, we're gonna remove a small piece of brain tissue. 374 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,846 Do you have to shave my hair? 375 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,849 Hair grows back. 376 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,415 I guess I won't remember anyways. 377 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,154 There's a good chance the amnesia is only temporary. 378 00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:28,525 Okay. 379 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,873 (DRILL WHIRRING) 380 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,992 Find a way to kick up the contribution. 381 00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:09,437 What did House do now? 382 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:19,208 House, this is God. 383 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:22,478 Look, I'm a Iittle busy right now. 384 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,354 I'm not supposed to talk during these things. 385 00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:27,050 Got time Thursday? 386 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,855 Let me check. Oh, I've got a plague. 387 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,423 What about Friday? 388 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,295 You'II have to check with Cameron. 389 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,932 Oh, damn it! 390 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,294 She always wants to know why bad things happen. 391 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,361 Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time. 392 00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:43,665 House. 393 00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:46,871 Quick, God, smite the evil witch! 394 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:50,108 Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father? 395 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,308 God, why have you forsaken me? 396 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,751 CUDDY: Don't worry. I've contacted child services for you. 397 00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:59,187 I Iet you get away with more than anyone in this hospital. 398 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:02,122 Shielding a child abuser isn't covered. 399 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:05,919 Cooperate with this investigation or I'II fire you. 400 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:09,557 (DOOR SLAMMING) 401 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,829 What do you think House is gonna do to you? 402 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,097 No idea. 403 00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:14,638 Well, you did the right thing. 404 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,638 If you hadn't gone to Cuddy, I would have. 405 00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,336 If this guy had known we'd have to report him, 406 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,379 he'd never have told House the truth. 407 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:24,409 She's a child, she needs to be protected. 408 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:27,449 She dropped out of high school to make millions of dollars. 409 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:28,747 Why does she need more protection 410 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:31,618 than some crack whore shivering in the clinic waiting room? 411 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:34,181 I think you're just afraid to piss House off. 412 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,818 There's that, too. 413 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,524 MRI Iooks exactly the same as it did two years ago. 414 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,495 The nerves don't seem to be regenerating. 415 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:44,364 I figured as much. 416 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,563 Several different researchers have proven 417 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,936 psychological pain can manifest as physical pain. 418 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,601 You think I have a conversion disorder? You want me to see a shrink? 419 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:54,611 Brilliant idea sending Stacy away. It's really done wonders for you. 420 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,977 Listen, none of this has anything to do with Stacy. 421 00:26:57,048 --> 00:27:00,575 Right. Giant coincidence that you've gone completely off the rails since she Ieft. 422 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:03,382 Inducing migraines, worsening Ieg pains. 423 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,444 (GROANING) 424 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,956 Oh, do you miss Stacy, too? 425 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:22,301 Brain biopsy shows no white matter disease. 426 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:27,044 Cameron, you gonna tell Cuddy, or has she already got you wired for sound? 427 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,339 I had to do what I thought was right. 428 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:34,715 So, white is out. It just Ieaves gray. 429 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:39,052 Neuronal ceroid Iipofucinosis, Heller Syndrome... 430 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:41,649 Any one of the mitochondrial encephalopathies. 431 00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:42,784 Am I in trouble? 432 00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:44,829 You had to do what you thought was right. 433 00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:49,098 They call it "gray area" because you never really know what's there. 434 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,828 We can't test for any of those things. 435 00:27:50,969 --> 00:27:52,527 So I'm not in trouble? 436 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,799 You can torture yourself all you want. 437 00:27:58,076 --> 00:28:02,137 What if everything we're seeing is just smoke signals? 438 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,642 Okay. Who's sending them? Tumor. 439 00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:09,485 If she has cancer anywhere in her body, 440 00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:12,079 she could also have Paraneoplastic Syndrome, 441 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,182 which could be causing antibodies to attack her brain. 442 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,659 Antibodies are stupid that way. 443 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:19,697 Paraneoplastic Syndrome's awfully rare in a 15-year-old. 444 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,230 15-year-olds who Iook Iike that are awfully rare. 445 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,302 It would explain the aggressive behavior, the cataplexy, 446 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,736 the memory Ioss, even the twitching. It's perfect. 447 00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:29,000 What if it's not? 448 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,270 We could waste a week searching for a tumor 449 00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:32,604 that we don't even know is there. 450 00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:34,406 Then Iet's make sure it is there. 451 00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:36,504 There's no test for Paraneoplastic Syndrome. 452 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:37,639 HOUSE: Sure there is. 453 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,581 The "squeeze the tube" test. 454 00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:44,416 MARTIN: What did the biopsy tell you? It wasn't definitive. 455 00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:49,488 But the twitching should stop right about now. 456 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:53,252 (EXHALING) 457 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:54,990 Oh, my God. 458 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,897 HOUSE: Could have just been a coincidence. 459 00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:00,627 Twitching does tend to stop and start. Let's be sure. 460 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:09,880 The IVIG vacuums her blood, neutralizes the stuff that's making her twitch. 461 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,908 It's actually kind of cool. 462 00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,048 I wonder if I could make you dance? Enough. 463 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,822 This is unbelievable. You did it. You fixed her. 464 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:24,884 No. 465 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:27,921 AII I did was prove that she has cancer. 466 00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:36,670 I need a favor. 467 00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:41,506 I'm not in a giving mood. 468 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,309 It'II help us both. 469 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,308 I need a shot of morphine in my spine. 470 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,151 If your Ieg hurts, take your Vicodin. 471 00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:52,045 It's not enough. 472 00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:54,552 Get a syringe. 473 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,119 Morphine is extreme, even for you. 474 00:29:57,195 --> 00:30:01,325 Yeah. Write that on the insert. Get one of your Iackeys to do it. 475 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:03,425 I don't want them knowing... 476 00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:05,230 That you're on the road to becoming a junkie? 477 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,702 That I'm in this much pain. 478 00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:09,035 I don't want them questioning my judgment. 479 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,204 I can't ask Wilson, because he figures it's all in my head. 480 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:15,371 Well, I agree with him. I'm going home. 481 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,646 What about this? What are you doing? 482 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,719 Is this in my head? 483 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,787 Because I could swear I remember a thigh muscle being here. 484 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:35,866 I'II get a syringe. 485 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,614 It's gotta be cancer. It's not cancer. 486 00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:36,751 You seem to be back to your old miserable self. 487 00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:41,426 So I just randomly predicted she'd respond to IVIG? 488 00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:43,993 Her twitches are gone, her memory's getting better. 489 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,160 What did you take? 490 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:47,466 The increased pain was psychological. 491 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:49,005 No drug's gonna help. 492 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:52,065 If you think it will help, the drugs will help. The power of the mind. 493 00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,201 You're right. 494 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:55,746 The more I talk to you, the more the pain floods back. 495 00:31:56,814 --> 00:31:59,908 I knew the twins were real. Chase owes me. 496 00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:03,116 Did you check the pancreas? Oh, come on. 497 00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,587 You're just making up organs now, aren't you? 498 00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:07,315 We checked the pancreas. 499 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:10,993 Obviously, you've taken something. Did you check the bones? 500 00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:12,689 There are a Iot of bones, I think. 501 00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:14,662 And none of them have cancer. 502 00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:16,563 Ovaries? There's no mass. 503 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,965 If anything, they're undersized. 504 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:20,266 No Ieukemia, no Hodgkin's, we checked everything. 505 00:32:20,338 --> 00:32:22,863 Unless they've invented a new organ, it's not cancer. 506 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:33,906 Differential diagnosis. It's gotta be cancer. 507 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,747 There's gotta be something we missed. 508 00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:37,412 You've got to Iearn to Iet go, Foreman. 509 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:40,150 Maybe the protein Ievel was some sort of anomaly. 510 00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:41,714 It might just still be PTSD. 511 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,317 Just PTSD? 512 00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:46,124 Yeah, Daddy's diddling her. Nothing to worry about. 513 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:47,687 Okay, Iet me rephrase. 514 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:50,427 CHASE: Maybe the protein Ievel was some sort of anomaly. 515 00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:51,763 Oh, my God! 516 00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:53,097 It might be PTSD! 517 00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:56,072 If it was PTSD, the twitching wouldn't have magically disappeared 518 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,971 when we started the IVIG. 519 00:32:58,609 --> 00:32:59,769 Wrong. 520 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,108 What it wouldn't have done was medically disappear. 521 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:06,247 Nothing to stop it from magically disappearing. 522 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,047 She was watching me start and stop the medicine. 523 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,985 You think she's faking? 524 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:12,522 Not consciously. 525 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:15,150 But if her subconscious is trying to get away from it all, 526 00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:17,421 cancer's gotta be a Iovely vacation spot. 527 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:23,264 Tell her you've got to give her a fresh IV. Don't tell her you're starting her on saline. 528 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,131 See if the twitching comes back. 529 00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:33,239 How Iong has the social worker been in there? 530 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:36,007 Just went in. She was in with the dad before. 531 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:39,216 You switched the girl's IV? About a half an hour ago. 532 00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:41,412 When's she gonna start twitching? 533 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:43,317 If she's gonna start twitching. 534 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:44,685 Another few minutes. 535 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,920 We've got to wait for the remaining IVIG to clear her system. 536 00:33:49,894 --> 00:33:52,021 That was quick. What's gonna happen? 537 00:33:52,096 --> 00:33:53,757 What'd you think was gonna happen? 538 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,765 The father had sex... Do you have any medical evidence of that? 539 00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:59,027 He admitted... He denies the conversation ever took place. 540 00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:01,429 But she... She denies it, too. 541 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:02,972 I'm sure you meant well. 542 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:16,117 You have to tell her the truth. 543 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,517 Nothing happened. 544 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:20,250 You don't have to be afraid of him. They can protect you. 545 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:22,121 From what? Things are fine. 546 00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,457 You think things are fine. They're not. 547 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:29,693 He's my dad. He's abusing you. 548 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:32,264 He's not a bad person. 549 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,305 I seduced him. 550 00:34:36,941 --> 00:34:39,501 You're the child. He's the adult. 551 00:34:39,977 --> 00:34:42,445 He has the responsibility... I got him drunk. 552 00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,073 I had to get him drunk. 553 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:47,984 I wanted to have sex with him. 554 00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:50,946 You're sexually attracted to your father? 555 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:52,314 No. 556 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:57,723 But by sleeping with him, now he Iets me do whatever I want. 557 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:04,967 I also slept with my photographer, my financial manager and my tutor. 558 00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:10,198 If I hadn't, I'd be getting C's 559 00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:14,203 and posing for newspaper ads back in Detroit. 560 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,839 Come on, we all do it. No, we don't. 561 00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:22,948 After your father slept with you, you were traumatized. 562 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,284 My dad was Iast. 563 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:30,953 You've never taken a run at your boss or professor 564 00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:32,628 or somebody else you needed? 565 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,660 You're 15. You're smart. 566 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:40,861 You don't have... I am not that smart. 567 00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:44,474 I am that beautiful. 568 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,010 What's wrong with me? 569 00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:00,489 (SCREAMING) 570 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:05,223 Oh! George, get your butt over here! 571 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,288 GEORGE: Help me. How'd you get my pager number? 572 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,492 PIease! 573 00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:12,627 The problem is, if I give you an epidural, 574 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,937 you won't be able to feel when to push. You're not funny. 575 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,133 I'm pretty sure I am. 576 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,267 You just can't appreciate it because you're in pain. 577 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:22,335 George, if you don't get off your ass and help me... 578 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,347 Oh, shut up! 579 00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:28,683 You've got yourself the perfect man. A woman. 580 00:36:29,086 --> 00:36:31,919 He's got more estrogen coursing through his veins than... 581 00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:34,150 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 582 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,954 Who did her vaginal exam? I did. 583 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,431 Did she have hair? What are you getting at? 584 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:45,559 Right now I'm getting at whether or not she had hair down there. 585 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:50,197 Not much. She's manipulative, yet completely docile. 586 00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:53,505 Everybody tells us that outburst on the catwalk was out of character. 587 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,273 She's never had a period. 588 00:36:55,346 --> 00:36:56,711 You're thinking this is hormonal? 589 00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:59,079 I'm thinking she's the ultimate woman. 590 00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:02,616 I need to schedule an MRI. 591 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:06,850 ALEX: The twitching stopped. 592 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:11,122 Because we changed your medicine back to the real stuff. 593 00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:12,423 Stop talking. 594 00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:14,361 You gave me fake medicine? 595 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:19,492 That's what I said, in the vain hope that you wouldn't feel the need to also say it. 596 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,060 Stop talking. 597 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:25,101 Wilson already did an ultrasound. He said her ovaries were undersized. 598 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:28,907 The ultrasound would be the way to go if you were Iooking for ovarian cancer. 599 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,845 CAMERON: What are we Iooking for? 600 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:34,379 (BEEPING) 601 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:35,646 That. 602 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:39,053 Oh, my God. 603 00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:42,688 It Iooks Iike a tumor, doesn't it? 604 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:46,286 But those are... Yep. 605 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,442 We found a tumor. 606 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:06,180 She has cancer? 607 00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:11,815 Technically, no. So it's not cancer? 608 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,919 No, it's cancer, but "he" has cancer 609 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,895 on "his" Ieft testicle. 610 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:26,527 I don't have testicles. She's not a guy. 611 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:29,163 His DNA says you're wrong. 612 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:33,368 Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails. 613 00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:37,639 You've got male pseudohermaphroditism. 614 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,409 You see, we all start out as girls 615 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:43,419 and then we're differentiated, based on our genes. 616 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:47,220 HOUSE: The ovaries develop into testes and drop. 617 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:52,057 But in about one in every 150, 000 pregnancies, 618 00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:53,562 the fetus with an XY chromosome 619 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:56,156 a boy, develops into something else, 620 00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:57,998 Iike you. 621 00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:02,996 Your testes never descended, because you're immune to testosterone. 622 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,433 You're pure estrogen. 623 00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:09,642 Which is why you have heightened female characteristics, 624 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:13,011 clear skin, great breasts. 625 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,653 The ultimate woman is a man. 626 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,257 Nature's cruel, huh? 627 00:39:21,325 --> 00:39:26,024 This is obviously a joke. This is impossible. 628 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:30,634 No. A joke would be me calling you a homo. 629 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,233 You see the difference? 630 00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,798 I'II schedule him for surgery. 631 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:43,172 No! You're wrong! I'm a girl! Look at me! 632 00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:45,448 How could you say I'm not a girl? 633 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:49,247 You see, they're all Iooking at me, I'm beautiful! 634 00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:55,183 That anger. It's just the cancer talking. 635 00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:02,128 Put your clothes back on. We're gonna cut your balls off. 636 00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:03,427 Then you'II be fine. 637 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:40,293 How's the patient? Post-op. 638 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:44,770 They sent him/her up for a psyche visit. 639 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,571 Calling her a "him/her" isn't really helping. 640 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:52,639 The good news is, I don't think Dad's gonna be sleeping with him/her again. 641 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:54,308 You see, now it's gross. 642 00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:00,814 I need another shot. 643 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:03,726 When did the pain start coming back? 644 00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,193 A few hours ago. 645 00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,157 About an hour after you solved the case? 646 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,492 If I wanted to be psychoanalyzed, I'd get Wilson to give me the shot. 647 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:15,269 Same dosage? 648 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,372 If you'd be more comfortable, 649 00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:21,240 I might be able to deal with a few Iess cc's of morphine. 650 00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:22,945 It wasn't morphine. 651 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:28,080 What did you give me? I told you I wanted... 652 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,483 It was saline. 653 00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,415 I gave you a placebo.