1 00:00:00,094 --> 00:00:01,491 Roommate meeting. 2 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:03,345 Roommate meeting! 3 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,195 Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover! 4 00:00:06,149 --> 00:00:07,556 I don't give a [bleep] 5 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,722 about your hangover, okay, Brendan? 6 00:00:09,756 --> 00:00:13,778 I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! 7 00:00:13,812 --> 00:00:14,835 Okay. 8 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:16,952 Now, somebody's been taking [bleep] 9 00:00:16,986 --> 00:00:18,107 out of the refrigerator 10 00:00:18,141 --> 00:00:19,538 and throwing it on the ground, 11 00:00:19,572 --> 00:00:21,330 and it's pissing me off. 12 00:00:21,365 --> 00:00:23,558 Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald? 13 00:00:23,593 --> 00:00:26,155 No. And your pranks are stupid. 14 00:00:26,189 --> 00:00:28,651 - Is it you, Monday? - What? 15 00:00:28,686 --> 00:00:30,018 (eerie music) I said, 16 00:00:30,052 --> 00:00:31,782 somebody's been taking [bleep] out of the fridge 17 00:00:31,816 --> 00:00:33,378 and throwing it on the [bleep] ground. 18 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:34,943 And I want to know who it is, 19 00:00:34,977 --> 00:00:36,974 because it's not funny! 20 00:00:37,009 --> 00:00:38,138 Well, what I want to know is, 21 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,804 who keeps pulling the sheets off my bed 22 00:00:39,838 --> 00:00:41,735 and hanging them from the ceiling fan at night? 23 00:00:41,769 --> 00:00:44,398 - Was that you, Monday? - What? 24 00:00:44,432 --> 00:00:46,763 Have you been taking everybody's sheets off them 25 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:49,893 in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans? 26 00:00:49,927 --> 00:00:51,124 What? No. 27 00:00:51,158 --> 00:00:53,891 Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! 28 00:00:53,926 --> 00:00:55,226 (glass shatters) Whoa! 29 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,560 Who did that? 30 00:00:56,594 --> 00:00:59,425 Yeah! who the [bleep] just did that? 31 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,591 Which one of you just threw that bottle? 32 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:03,724 What are we even talking about right now? 33 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:06,289 Did you [bleep]ing throw that bottle, Jonald? 34 00:01:06,323 --> 00:01:07,856 No, Gogo! 35 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:10,388 [bleep] you! I didn't throw it! 36 00:01:10,423 --> 00:01:12,956 Well, did you [bleep]ing throw that bottle, Brendon? 37 00:01:12,991 --> 00:01:15,691 Yeah! You would do that, Brendon. 38 00:01:15,725 --> 00:01:18,692 Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle! 39 00:01:18,726 --> 00:01:21,793 Well, somebody threw that [bleep]ing bottle, 40 00:01:21,827 --> 00:01:24,225 and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead! 41 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:26,259 Yeah, you did do that! 42 00:01:26,293 --> 00:01:28,125 But dicks are hilarious, though! 43 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,926 This is just destructive! 44 00:01:29,961 --> 00:01:31,460 What about you, Monday? 45 00:01:31,494 --> 00:01:33,026 Did you throw that bottle? 46 00:01:33,061 --> 00:01:34,761 (low growl) What bottle? 47 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,362 The [bleep]ing bottle, dude! 48 00:01:37,396 --> 00:01:39,096 It just smashed against the wall, 49 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:41,097 and you even said some [bleep] about it! 50 00:01:41,132 --> 00:01:43,699 Well, I didn't throw a bottle. 51 00:01:43,734 --> 00:01:46,701 Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. 52 00:01:46,735 --> 00:01:48,835 He's got the best grades in the house. 53 00:01:48,869 --> 00:01:52,369 (hisses) 54 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,770 Good point, Ping. 55 00:01:53,804 --> 00:01:56,404 Come on, guys, let's cool it with the profanity. 56 00:01:56,438 --> 00:01:58,571 You know Ping's very religious. 57 00:01:58,606 --> 00:02:01,272 (growls) 58 00:02:01,307 --> 00:02:03,273 (guys groaning) 59 00:02:03,308 --> 00:02:05,408 - Aw, Ping! - Ugh! 60 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:07,776 Come on! 61 00:02:07,810 --> 00:02:10,777 (spooky soul music) 62 00:02:10,811 --> 00:02:14,923 ♪ 63 00:02:22,088 --> 00:02:25,087 Subs by David Coleman Sync & correction by dwigt 64 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,614 www.addic7ed.com 65 00:02:27,653 --> 00:02:30,487 (cheers and applause) 66 00:02:30,521 --> 00:02:33,389 Hello! 67 00:02:33,423 --> 00:02:35,056 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 68 00:02:35,090 --> 00:02:37,958 Um, I am Keegan-Michael Key. 69 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,258 Yes, I'm Jordan Peele. 70 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,360 And we are Key and Peele. Thanks for coming out. 71 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,394 Yep. 72 00:02:43,428 --> 00:02:44,961 - Tomorrow is Halloween. - Yes. 73 00:02:44,996 --> 00:02:46,296 Yes, tomorrow is Halloween. 74 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:48,097 - It's a Halloween episode. - Halloween episode. 75 00:02:48,131 --> 00:02:50,264 What I don't understand is monsters 76 00:02:50,299 --> 00:02:51,799 in horror movies now. 77 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:54,367 Like, who wants to [bleep] monsters? 78 00:02:54,401 --> 00:02:55,467 Apparently, everybody now. 79 00:02:55,502 --> 00:02:56,601 - It happened on-- - Twilight. 80 00:02:56,636 --> 00:02:58,603 Everyone's having sex with vampires 81 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,804 and werewolves and everybody. 82 00:02:59,838 --> 00:03:01,438 I mean, you know, remember in the '30s? 83 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,472 Nobody wanted to have sex with Frankenstein. 84 00:03:03,506 --> 00:03:04,739 No. 85 00:03:04,774 --> 00:03:06,440 Square-ass head. 86 00:03:06,475 --> 00:03:08,275 Bolts coming out of his neck, you know. 87 00:03:08,309 --> 00:03:09,609 Frankenstein having sex, Well, he'd just-- 88 00:03:09,643 --> 00:03:12,511 he could just throw his dick at a bitch, just-- 89 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:14,412 Arrgh. 90 00:03:16,114 --> 00:03:19,081 (sultry industrial music) 91 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:27,120 ♪ 92 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:35,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 93 00:03:41,164 --> 00:03:44,766 Brothers and sisters. 94 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,300 (gasps) 95 00:03:46,335 --> 00:03:48,668 Ah, tonight, 96 00:03:48,703 --> 00:03:50,837 the newest member of our family 97 00:03:50,871 --> 00:03:52,838 will feast for the first time. 98 00:03:52,872 --> 00:03:56,774 (hissing) 99 00:03:56,808 --> 00:04:00,243 Ophelia... 100 00:04:00,277 --> 00:04:03,279 Bring the new blood. 101 00:04:10,354 --> 00:04:11,954 Ahh. 102 00:04:11,989 --> 00:04:14,524 Brother Tyrell. 103 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:18,695 Welcome to the first night of your new and-- 104 00:04:18,729 --> 00:04:20,163 What are we wearing here? 105 00:04:20,197 --> 00:04:21,631 W-- 106 00:04:21,666 --> 00:04:23,633 Uh, i-I'm just wearing what I got bit in. 107 00:04:23,668 --> 00:04:25,335 Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:25,369 --> 00:04:27,671 Okay. Do you have anything black? 109 00:04:27,705 --> 00:04:31,542 Or, like, pants with laces up the side of the leg... 110 00:04:31,576 --> 00:04:32,710 - (hisses) - would be good, 111 00:04:32,744 --> 00:04:34,411 just so you can still see the skin. 112 00:04:34,446 --> 00:04:36,213 (gasping and hissing) 113 00:04:36,248 --> 00:04:37,248 Uh, no. 114 00:04:37,282 --> 00:04:38,482 That's not my style, 115 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:39,850 so I ain't got none of that in my closet 116 00:04:39,885 --> 00:04:42,854 or nothin' like that. 117 00:04:42,888 --> 00:04:44,422 Okay. 118 00:04:44,457 --> 00:04:48,126 Anyway, we will tonight 119 00:04:48,161 --> 00:04:49,928 all feast! 120 00:04:49,963 --> 00:04:51,964 (hissing) (chortles) 121 00:05:06,746 --> 00:05:08,880 Come on, man. 122 00:05:08,915 --> 00:05:10,181 Excuse me? 123 00:05:10,216 --> 00:05:11,182 I'm just saying, 124 00:05:11,217 --> 00:05:12,550 y'all over here licking and-- 125 00:05:12,584 --> 00:05:13,718 and hissing and whatnot. 126 00:05:13,752 --> 00:05:16,054 If we gonna eat, then let's eat. damn! 127 00:05:18,123 --> 00:05:19,624 Y-yes. 128 00:05:19,658 --> 00:05:22,927 Of course, we will all feed. 129 00:05:22,961 --> 00:05:24,862 (hissing) 130 00:05:24,897 --> 00:05:26,364 Okay, yeah, that's enough. 131 00:05:26,398 --> 00:05:29,400 Spread the meat. 132 00:05:38,277 --> 00:05:40,278 Crunch! 133 00:05:43,982 --> 00:05:46,017 Cool. Okay. 134 00:05:47,586 --> 00:05:50,721 Did any of that actually get in your mouth? 135 00:05:50,756 --> 00:05:52,090 'cause, I mean, now-- shoot. 136 00:05:52,124 --> 00:05:53,591 No wonder y'all's hungry all the time. 137 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:56,428 (hissing) 138 00:05:56,462 --> 00:05:57,829 See--uh-uh, uh-uh. No, no, no, no. 139 00:05:57,864 --> 00:05:59,731 See, look, why y'all gotta hiss 140 00:05:59,766 --> 00:06:00,899 when you flashin' your fangs? 141 00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:01,967 You know you can make your teeth come out 142 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:03,469 without doing all that nonsense. 143 00:06:03,503 --> 00:06:04,469 See? 144 00:06:04,504 --> 00:06:07,706 (silence) 145 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:08,907 And can you two get a room? 146 00:06:08,941 --> 00:06:10,709 Seriously, y'all live in a damn mansion. 147 00:06:10,743 --> 00:06:12,577 There gotta be some other place you could do that [bleep]. 148 00:06:12,612 --> 00:06:14,279 I mean, are you two even lesbians? 149 00:06:14,313 --> 00:06:16,515 Look, I just don't understand why everything 150 00:06:16,549 --> 00:06:17,782 gotta be all sexual and licky. 151 00:06:17,817 --> 00:06:19,050 Girl, seriously, man. 152 00:06:19,085 --> 00:06:20,285 You gotta get your hands up off me 153 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:21,353 'fore I [bleep] you up. 154 00:06:21,387 --> 00:06:23,455 [bleep] is nasty. Creepy as [bleep]. 155 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:25,324 Been touching my nipple for 15 minutes. 156 00:06:25,358 --> 00:06:27,693 All this [bleep] y'all is doing up in here? 157 00:06:27,727 --> 00:06:29,796 This is just, like, straight-up gratuitous. 158 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:31,498 I got bit on purpose so I could live forever 159 00:06:31,532 --> 00:06:32,799 and see future cars. 160 00:06:32,833 --> 00:06:36,503 Yeah, cyrus, these pants are uncomfortable. 161 00:06:36,537 --> 00:06:39,272 And I actually have a boyfriend. 162 00:06:39,307 --> 00:06:41,341 And this song has been playing for, like, two years, 163 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:42,509 and it sucks. 164 00:06:42,543 --> 00:06:43,944 Wow. (sighs) 165 00:06:43,978 --> 00:06:45,945 This just seems... 166 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,480 desperate. 167 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:49,682 Okay, "desperate"? Really, Tristan? 168 00:06:49,717 --> 00:06:51,351 It's Christian. 169 00:06:51,385 --> 00:06:53,920 - Really? - His name ain't even Tristan. 170 00:06:53,954 --> 00:06:55,522 So do you all feel this way? 171 00:06:55,556 --> 00:06:56,990 - Yeah. - Yeah. 172 00:06:57,024 --> 00:06:58,124 - Kinda. - Yeah. 173 00:06:58,159 --> 00:07:00,594 Yeah. 174 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:01,928 (snorts) 175 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,997 Wow. 176 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,566 It's like you can't even get good friends-- 177 00:07:06,601 --> 00:07:07,834 No, you're not even-- 178 00:07:07,869 --> 00:07:09,636 Okay, and you're leaving now. That's-- 179 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,504 I mean, you know what, dog, seriously, 180 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:13,140 like, you could fix this place up. 181 00:07:13,174 --> 00:07:14,608 It'd be dope, though. For real. 182 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,376 Are cars gonna be able to fly, 183 00:07:16,411 --> 00:07:19,012 or is everything going to be on a magnetic track? 184 00:07:19,046 --> 00:07:20,146 I mean, that's what I want to know. 185 00:07:20,181 --> 00:07:21,281 It's no big deal. 186 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:22,816 This O-negative tastes like pennies. 187 00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:24,918 Oh, I'm sorry about-- Hey, hey. 188 00:07:24,952 --> 00:07:26,720 No, no, no, nipple play is for private time. 189 00:07:26,754 --> 00:07:28,455 What if all of this life we think we're living 190 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,223 is just a dream, 191 00:07:30,258 --> 00:07:32,659 and when we wake up, you remember all of it? 192 00:07:32,693 --> 00:07:35,228 This is such bull[bleep], you guys. 193 00:07:38,084 --> 00:07:39,751 You guys know What extras are? 194 00:07:39,785 --> 00:07:40,952 (cheers and applause) 195 00:07:40,987 --> 00:07:42,988 They are-- They are the unsung heroes 196 00:07:43,022 --> 00:07:44,523 of the television and the film industry. 197 00:07:44,557 --> 00:07:45,524 (laughter) 198 00:07:45,559 --> 00:07:46,291 No, it's true, it's true. 199 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:47,451 Yes, because they're the people that stand 200 00:07:47,485 --> 00:07:48,252 in the background. 201 00:07:48,256 --> 00:07:50,438 They don't have lines, but they make up the world. 202 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:52,371 It's fun to us when you see somebody 203 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,532 maybe who's new who doesn't get how to do it. 204 00:07:54,566 --> 00:07:56,467 - Right. - Which happens on our show. 205 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:58,302 Well, yes. There was one, our first-- 206 00:07:58,336 --> 00:07:59,637 This is--this is our favorite encounter... 207 00:07:59,671 --> 00:08:00,971 Our favorite encounter that we've ever had. 208 00:08:01,006 --> 00:08:02,156 With a guy, and we--to be fair, 209 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:03,336 we didn't give him an exact line. 210 00:08:03,353 --> 00:08:04,887 We said, all right, just say what you think 211 00:08:04,921 --> 00:08:05,626 would come out of your mouth. 212 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:07,212 - Jordan's playing Obama. - Right. 213 00:08:07,301 --> 00:08:09,001 And this guy was meeting Obama. 214 00:08:09,054 --> 00:08:10,682 It was like, "Action!" and Jordan goes, 215 00:08:10,816 --> 00:08:11,950 "How you doing? Nice to meet you, everybody. 216 00:08:11,984 --> 00:08:13,185 'How you doing? Nice to meet you." 217 00:08:13,219 --> 00:08:16,556 (high-pitched babbling) 218 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:19,791 He just got his-- 219 00:08:19,826 --> 00:08:21,460 huge, masculine black dude, by the way. 220 00:08:21,494 --> 00:08:22,928 - Big, big dude. - It's actually-- 221 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:24,162 You can actually look this up. 222 00:08:24,197 --> 00:08:26,331 It's the Obama ATM sketch. 223 00:08:26,365 --> 00:08:28,200 We actually slowed it down. We're like, what is he saying? 224 00:08:28,234 --> 00:08:31,237 He's saying, "hey, what's up, Obama, baby?" 225 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,518 (sighs) 226 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,053 Hey, man, this your first time? 227 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,388 Oh, man. 228 00:08:41,422 --> 00:08:44,224 I been doing zombie extra work on this show since... 229 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,959 (chuckles) day one, first season, man. 230 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,627 My first time. 231 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,895 Oh, it's your first time on this show? 232 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:52,165 My first time being extra at all. 233 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,700 - Ever? - I'm kind of nervous. 234 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,302 Oh, wow. okay, man. Hey, man, it's... 235 00:08:55,336 --> 00:08:57,171 That's all right. But you'll be all right, man. 236 00:08:57,205 --> 00:08:58,806 It's okay, man. It's not that hard, man. 237 00:08:58,840 --> 00:08:59,907 You'll be all right. I'm-- 238 00:08:59,941 --> 00:09:01,475 Me personally, dude, I'm looking 239 00:09:01,509 --> 00:09:03,277 for that lunge bump, though. (chuckles) 240 00:09:03,311 --> 00:09:05,446 What's-- What's a lunge bump? 241 00:09:05,481 --> 00:09:07,015 Oh, that's, uh, like if you, um, 242 00:09:07,049 --> 00:09:09,283 you get featured if you lunge at somebody, 243 00:09:09,318 --> 00:09:11,085 and then you get a bump in your pay. 244 00:09:11,119 --> 00:09:12,353 And if you really lucky, man, 245 00:09:12,387 --> 00:09:13,488 they blow your head off. 246 00:09:13,522 --> 00:09:14,656 That's straight bank right there. 247 00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:15,890 All right, extras. 248 00:09:15,925 --> 00:09:18,193 I'm the assistant director. Gather round. 249 00:09:18,227 --> 00:09:19,527 Jerry, hey, Jerry, I had a thought, man, 250 00:09:19,562 --> 00:09:20,728 about the first scene that y'all's doing-- 251 00:09:20,763 --> 00:09:21,963 - Not now, Stan. - Steve, it's Steve. 252 00:09:21,997 --> 00:09:23,131 - Okay. - Okay. 253 00:09:23,165 --> 00:09:24,932 I need somebody to lunge at the fence. 254 00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:27,802 (growling) You think you can handle it? 255 00:09:27,836 --> 00:09:29,736 - Him? - Uh, yeah. 256 00:09:29,771 --> 00:09:31,571 It's his first day, though. He kinda nervous, man. 257 00:09:31,606 --> 00:09:33,339 He kinda nervous. It's his first day. 258 00:09:33,374 --> 00:09:35,574 Okay, so the director's gonna yell "Action," 259 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,142 Mack's gonna come by, 260 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,910 and then you're just gonna lunge into the fence, like, 261 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,913 Graaah! 262 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,882 Y-You want me to say "Graaah"? 263 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:43,983 - Oh, this is-- - Say whatever. 264 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:44,984 This is crazy. Okay, all right. 265 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,018 Cool, man-- Hey, you know--hey. 266 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,286 That's cool. Hey. 267 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,454 Hey, you know I got a lot more experience, man. 268 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,822 You can just use me. I been here... day one. 269 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,624 First season, so it--okay. 270 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,292 Cool, all right, that's fine. You gonna go with him. 271 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,627 All right, good for you, man. Good for you. 272 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,096 - Graaah? Graaah? - Nah, dude, do-- 273 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:57,264 you don't have to say "graaah". 274 00:09:57,298 --> 00:09:58,265 Do whatever the hell you want to do, man. 275 00:09:58,299 --> 00:09:59,266 That's the lunge bump? 276 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,267 That is the lunge bump, man. 277 00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:02,136 You got it. You got it. 278 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,403 On your first day. 279 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,340 Ever being a extra. 280 00:10:06,374 --> 00:10:07,341 Ever. 281 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,809 You got it, man. Good for you. 282 00:10:08,843 --> 00:10:10,611 And action. 283 00:10:10,645 --> 00:10:13,614 (eerie music) 284 00:10:13,648 --> 00:10:16,617 ♪ 285 00:10:16,651 --> 00:10:17,618 (high-pitched voice) Aah! 286 00:10:17,652 --> 00:10:19,787 What's up, Obama, my baby? 287 00:10:19,821 --> 00:10:21,722 What the hell was that? Cut. 288 00:10:21,757 --> 00:10:23,658 Oh, man, I would be more than happy 289 00:10:23,692 --> 00:10:24,925 to fill in, man. 290 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,527 I'd be more than happy to step in. 291 00:10:26,561 --> 00:10:27,895 Mack, just remember 292 00:10:27,929 --> 00:10:29,329 when you're coming through the factory that, 293 00:10:29,364 --> 00:10:30,564 like, your mind is still on the car outside, all right? 294 00:10:30,598 --> 00:10:31,665 Hey, I mean, y'all gotta pick people 295 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,800 based on qualifications, man. 296 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:33,834 - Okay. - He don't have any experience. 297 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,702 It was a good note, good note. 298 00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:38,772 But maybe what I was doing sort of superseded that. 299 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,374 Agreed. Yeah, we were just... 300 00:10:40,408 --> 00:10:41,675 - Yep. - discussing that. 301 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,277 Absolutely, it supersedes it, yeah. 302 00:10:43,311 --> 00:10:45,079 But let's do one that just cedes it, okay? 303 00:10:45,113 --> 00:10:46,280 Just same level. 304 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:47,547 We're going again straight away, okay? 305 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,149 - Wow, okay. - Right away, reset. 306 00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:50,817 He's not doing a good job at it. 307 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,185 You're doing great, though, man. 308 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,686 Opportunity knocks, you gotta answer the door, man. 309 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,355 - And action. - Wait till I tell you. 310 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:56,889 (growling) 311 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,892 (eerie music) 312 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,561 ♪ 313 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:03,929 (high-pitched voice) Me-me-me-me, me-me, 314 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,098 Me-me-me-me-me-me-me! 315 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,165 Cut. 316 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,501 I'd be more than happy to step in 317 00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:09,903 at any time you want me to. 318 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,138 I'd be more than happy to do it. 319 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,940 Just a certain sense of urgency 320 00:11:12,974 --> 00:11:14,274 is all we're looking for. 321 00:11:14,309 --> 00:11:15,976 Clock's ticking, you got survivors to find, right? 322 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,377 Can I tell y'all something for a second? 323 00:11:17,412 --> 00:11:19,346 This dude right here is not doing what a zombie does. 324 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:21,315 This dude was literally on our last take 325 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,250 waving his hand up in the air like this, Jerry, 326 00:11:23,285 --> 00:11:24,519 making Beeker sounds. 327 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,221 He sounded like Beeker From The Muppets, y'all. 328 00:11:27,256 --> 00:11:28,656 Thank you, that's great. 329 00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:30,024 Just a ticking clock on this is all we're looking for, 330 00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:31,259 Because there are survivors, is what we're after. 331 00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:32,260 - Okay. - Oh, Jeez. 332 00:11:32,294 --> 00:11:34,496 But I felt ambivalence in there. 333 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:37,065 The ambivalence is art. It's gorgeous, and we love it. 334 00:11:37,099 --> 00:11:39,601 But there are zombies, so if we could just pick up the pace, 335 00:11:39,635 --> 00:11:41,169 just a hair, that'd be great. Straight away, please. 336 00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:42,337 - Right away. - All right, going again. 337 00:11:42,371 --> 00:11:43,671 - Jerry, but Jerry, we're not doing 338 00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:44,939 Night of the Living Muppets, are we? 339 00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:46,040 - We are not. - 'cause the Beeker 340 00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:47,575 - is not a zombie. - Do you have any notes? 341 00:11:47,609 --> 00:11:48,876 Yeah, don't be a [bleep]ing Beeker. 342 00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:50,745 - Quiet, please. - Action. 343 00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:53,581 (eerie music) 344 00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:55,016 (high-pitched voice) I'm gonna eat your brain! 345 00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:56,017 Zombie. 346 00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:57,018 Cut. 347 00:11:57,052 --> 00:11:58,185 No! 348 00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:00,754 He actually just said the word "zombie"! 349 00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:02,256 Come on, man! 350 00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:03,724 Y'all ever hear of a zombie saying the word "zombie" before? 351 00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:04,758 No, you haven't. I don't think so. 352 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,293 You know what? Get rid of this guy. 353 00:12:06,328 --> 00:12:08,262 Thank you! That's what I'm talking about. 354 00:12:08,296 --> 00:12:10,064 Dude, I'm sorry, dog, But you terrible at this, man. 355 00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,431 - Him. - Hey, man, no. 356 00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:12,732 He talking about him. He's talking about him, 357 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:13,800 'cause he said "zombie". 358 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,801 - Thank you, Steve. - Because--no. 359 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:15,969 No, you want me to leave? 360 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,771 Hey, man, I been up here staggering around here 361 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:18,906 for 3 1/2 years, 362 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,607 And I been startling extras left and right. 363 00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:22,476 When do I get to startle the lead, huh? 364 00:12:22,511 --> 00:12:23,978 One more for safety. Straight away, here we go. 365 00:12:24,012 --> 00:12:27,148 - Still rolling. - Action. 366 00:12:27,182 --> 00:12:30,217 (eerie music) 367 00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:31,385 Hey, what do we do 368 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,754 if we have to go to the bathroom? 369 00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:34,922 We like it? 370 00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:36,724 - I love it. Genius. Moving on. - I got it. 371 00:12:39,402 --> 00:12:41,436 I was in--I've been-- I was in First Class once. 372 00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:42,704 You ever fly First Class? 373 00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:45,307 (scattered cheers) 374 00:12:45,341 --> 00:12:48,343 They give you that hot towel. 375 00:12:51,614 --> 00:12:52,848 when you're sitting next to a person 376 00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:54,383 who, like, your first-- It's your first time 377 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:55,618 in First Class, and you're sitting next to a person 378 00:12:55,652 --> 00:12:57,152 who knows how to use the towel. 379 00:12:57,186 --> 00:12:58,587 I mean, the person that, you know-- 380 00:12:58,621 --> 00:12:59,754 He's using his towel. 381 00:12:59,789 --> 00:13:02,925 You're just out there talking about-- 382 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:10,800 I wouldn't-- I wouldn't-- 383 00:13:10,835 --> 00:13:12,635 No, don't, don't, Don't, don't, don't. 384 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:15,305 You don't want to do that. 385 00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:19,042 You will be in room 237. 386 00:13:19,076 --> 00:13:21,277 And you have free Wi-Fi there. 387 00:13:21,312 --> 00:13:23,780 Also, from 6:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. every morning, 388 00:13:23,814 --> 00:13:26,582 there's a free continental breakfast. 389 00:13:26,617 --> 00:13:29,886 Hmm. 390 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,454 Continental breakfast. 391 00:13:31,489 --> 00:13:33,656 Yes, from 6:00 a.m. To 10:00 a.m. 392 00:13:33,691 --> 00:13:35,658 (phone rings) 393 00:13:35,692 --> 00:13:36,659 So it's continental, then. 394 00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:37,760 Mm-hmm, yep. 395 00:13:37,794 --> 00:13:40,362 (muzak in background) 396 00:13:40,397 --> 00:13:41,597 Very good. 397 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:46,001 (gasps) 398 00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:47,403 Eh, garçon. 399 00:13:47,437 --> 00:13:48,637 (chuckles) 400 00:13:48,672 --> 00:13:52,208 One admission for the continental breakfast. 401 00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:53,810 You can just help yourself, sir. 402 00:13:53,845 --> 00:13:56,012 Hmm, interesting. 403 00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:57,381 European style. 404 00:13:57,415 --> 00:13:59,383 (light classical music) 405 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:00,851 (chuckling) 406 00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:04,321 Mm. 407 00:14:04,356 --> 00:14:05,422 Ahh. 408 00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:07,958 When in Rome... 409 00:14:07,992 --> 00:14:11,295 ♪ 410 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:15,166 Hmm, the forbidden fruit. 411 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,435 (chortles) 412 00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:20,371 Well, aren't you a tiny plum. 413 00:14:20,406 --> 00:14:23,641 ♪ 414 00:14:23,675 --> 00:14:26,310 Well, la...dee... 415 00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:27,663 da. 416 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,447 Paper and everything. 417 00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:33,116 And who are you, 418 00:14:33,151 --> 00:14:35,052 my little friend? 419 00:14:35,086 --> 00:14:36,687 Not a spoon... 420 00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:37,955 Not a fork... 421 00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:39,890 But something in between. 422 00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:41,458 A "fopoon". 423 00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:43,027 (chuckles) 424 00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:46,192 What will you think of next, Germany? 425 00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:50,001 (humming softly) 426 00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:51,068 Ahh. 427 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,303 (chuckles delightedly) 428 00:14:52,337 --> 00:14:55,720 All the "Euro-pine" countries lay before me. 429 00:14:56,708 --> 00:15:00,411 Where should I fly to first? 430 00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:02,413 Ahh. 431 00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,548 The pit of the doughnut. 432 00:15:04,582 --> 00:15:07,016 Mm, thank you, Turkey. 433 00:15:07,051 --> 00:15:09,285 Mm, buckle up. 434 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,087 Let's see where we shall go next. 435 00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:13,957 Ah, the Danish! 436 00:15:13,992 --> 00:15:15,492 Clearly from Brussels. 437 00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:16,626 Mm. 438 00:15:16,661 --> 00:15:18,862 Mm, mm! 439 00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:20,231 Mm! 440 00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:21,265 Hello, Greece, 441 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:25,369 where the yogurt flows like water. 442 00:15:25,404 --> 00:15:27,738 Mm, yes, 443 00:15:27,772 --> 00:15:30,040 Like go-gurt, but to stay. 444 00:15:30,074 --> 00:15:31,575 (chuckles) 445 00:15:31,609 --> 00:15:32,776 Mm. 446 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:34,678 Mm, so good! 447 00:15:34,712 --> 00:15:38,282 Mm, pulling into Spain. 448 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,383 Mm! 449 00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,085 Baked to perfection. 450 00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:42,786 Can you believe it? 451 00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:44,388 It all comes with the room! 452 00:15:44,422 --> 00:15:46,289 (laughing) 453 00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:47,457 Mm! 454 00:15:47,491 --> 00:15:50,760 Mm, mm! 455 00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:51,761 Yes! 456 00:15:51,796 --> 00:15:53,363 Mm! 457 00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:55,064 I love being in-continent! 458 00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:56,866 I love being in-continent! 459 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,368 A delight to the senses, 460 00:15:58,402 --> 00:16:00,136 isn't it, my friend? 461 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:03,073 Isn't it? yes! 462 00:16:03,107 --> 00:16:05,542 I'll have what I'm having! 463 00:16:05,576 --> 00:16:07,610 (music crescendos) I'll have... 464 00:16:07,644 --> 00:16:09,845 what I'm having! 465 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,747 (woman singing angelically) 466 00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:16,152 (sobbing) 467 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:18,421 So good. 468 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,664 It's so good. 469 00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:25,027 Thanks. 470 00:16:25,062 --> 00:16:26,562 Oh, good afternoon, sir. 471 00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:27,563 How can I help you? 472 00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:28,998 Well, Davis, 473 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:33,236 I will be staying indefinitely. 474 00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:36,338 But, sir, don't you know that you've always been here? 475 00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:39,341 (romantic big band music) 476 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:42,644 ♪ 477 00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:44,613 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 478 00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:47,616 Continental breakfast? 479 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:50,619 Right around the corner. 480 00:16:50,653 --> 00:16:55,179 ♪ 481 00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:19,584 You guys know that guy that always says, 482 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:23,488 "Hey, man, everything happen for a reason"? 483 00:17:23,523 --> 00:17:25,423 Ever-- You know, the guy who says, 484 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,425 "Everything happen for a reason," 485 00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:28,526 doesn't have a [bleep]ing job. 486 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,495 You ever notice that? 487 00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:32,564 (laughs) 488 00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:34,198 - I think I know the reason... - Yeah. 489 00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:35,233 for that. 490 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,469 'cause your ass-- 491 00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:38,637 you showed up late, talking about, 492 00:17:38,671 --> 00:17:41,673 "Everything happen for a reason." 493 00:17:45,778 --> 00:17:48,747 (eerie music) 494 00:17:48,781 --> 00:17:55,787 ♪ 495 00:17:58,123 --> 00:17:59,090 Could be worse. 496 00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,992 Not that bad. 497 00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:02,494 For me, it's all about perspective. 498 00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:03,695 It's what you make of it. 499 00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:04,696 Look, can I tell you something? 500 00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:06,532 All things considered, 501 00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:08,167 I'm actually kind of comfortable right now. 502 00:18:08,201 --> 00:18:09,702 Thank God for shock. 503 00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:12,037 I can be the kind of prisoner I want to be. 504 00:18:12,072 --> 00:18:13,038 We're still alive. 505 00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:14,273 Thank you. Right? 506 00:18:14,307 --> 00:18:15,808 - Mm-hmm. - Just two... 507 00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:17,377 injured buddies. 508 00:18:17,411 --> 00:18:18,978 - Yes, yeah, mm-hmm. 509 00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:20,914 having a friendly convo while we're waiting 510 00:18:20,948 --> 00:18:22,148 to get tortured again. 511 00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:23,717 And, you know, there's a kind of a positive 512 00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:25,552 in having no options. 513 00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:26,653 - Yes. - Because, you know, 514 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,821 we're not even gonna try to escape 515 00:18:27,855 --> 00:18:30,157 - 'cause we know we'd fail. - Yes. 516 00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,858 Tell you another thing. Don't miss the arm. 517 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,827 - Really? - First of all, lefty. 518 00:18:33,861 --> 00:18:36,063 Okay? So this thing pretty much got in the way. 519 00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:37,831 - Ha. - Keep it, buddy! 520 00:18:37,865 --> 00:18:39,499 (metal screeches) 521 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:42,301 You fools, blathering away! 522 00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:43,603 (chuckles) 523 00:18:43,637 --> 00:18:46,939 Your suffering has only just begun. 524 00:18:46,973 --> 00:18:47,973 Wow. 525 00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:49,675 That is a perfect summation 526 00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:50,976 of the human condition. 527 00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,211 And once you've embraced that, 528 00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:53,212 you can do anything. 529 00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:56,348 - Bingo. - (screams) 530 00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:59,218 No one has ever suffered 531 00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:00,352 as you will! 532 00:19:00,387 --> 00:19:02,822 Hah hah hah hah hah hah! 533 00:19:02,856 --> 00:19:04,724 You love your work, 534 00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:07,393 and that kind of a positive attitude, 535 00:19:07,427 --> 00:19:08,694 quite frankly, it's contagious. 536 00:19:08,728 --> 00:19:10,462 It is. 537 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:14,132 Well, we'll see how positive you're feeling 538 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,435 after I cover your body in gasoline 539 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,571 and set you on fire! 540 00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:20,740 You know what, it's amazing that you would say that, 541 00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:21,841 'cause I was just thinking 542 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:22,942 it's getting a little chilly in here. 543 00:19:22,977 --> 00:19:24,878 - Mm-hmm. - Thanks so much, man. 544 00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:28,082 Damn it! 545 00:19:28,116 --> 00:19:30,451 (screams) 546 00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:33,286 What a dramatic and fascinating man. 547 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,687 I think we owe him big time. 548 00:19:34,721 --> 00:19:36,022 - As do I. - Really. 549 00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,923 I mean, all this time away from my computer, 550 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,258 my phone, my work, it's just-- 551 00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:40,927 I feel unplugged. 552 00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:42,462 Yes, yes. Oh. 553 00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:45,231 Oh. (rat squeaking) 554 00:19:45,265 --> 00:19:49,569 (both) Aww. 555 00:19:49,603 --> 00:19:51,070 Circle of life. 556 00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:52,238 Nants Ingonyama. 557 00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,207 And I can't really feel anything anyway, 558 00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:55,975 so you help yourself, buddy. 559 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:58,011 (saw whirring) 560 00:20:02,016 --> 00:20:03,417 Oh, what do you got there? 561 00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:04,951 Do you see this? 562 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:09,689 This is what I'm going to use to cut off your legs! 563 00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:10,824 Finally! 564 00:20:10,858 --> 00:20:12,392 That's a great saw. 565 00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:15,028 I'm a home improvement guy, and I know my saws, 566 00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:16,463 and I gotta tell you, if you're cutting off legs, 567 00:20:16,497 --> 00:20:17,798 that is the way to go. 568 00:20:17,832 --> 00:20:19,299 - That's the one? - That is definitely the one. 569 00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:22,069 - Good on ya. - Why are you doing this to me? 570 00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:23,670 You're making me crazy! 571 00:20:23,704 --> 00:20:25,472 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 572 00:20:25,506 --> 00:20:27,240 Somebody needs a day off. 573 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:29,409 We, of all people, should know how hard he works. 574 00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:30,677 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 575 00:20:30,711 --> 00:20:32,612 (giggling, sobbing) 576 00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:33,646 Make them stop! 577 00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:35,148 This is torture! 578 00:20:35,182 --> 00:20:39,486 Noooo! 579 00:20:41,656 --> 00:20:42,856 Jordan, say good-bye to the people. 580 00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:44,091 (high-pitched voice) Mm... 581 00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:47,261 Bye-bye, Obama, baby. 582 00:20:47,295 --> 00:20:48,295 Good night, everybody. 583 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,030 Happy Halloween! 584 00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:53,934 (both) Happy Halloween! 585 00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:56,937 ♪ I'm gonna do my one line here ♪ 586 00:20:56,971 --> 00:20:59,640 Oh, yeah. 586 00:21:00,305 --> 00:21:06,674 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =-