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Gentlemen, it has been
a pleasure
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and an honor to meet you
and your-- your people.
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The U.S. Government supports you
in every possible way.
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Ideologically, of course.
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However, we cannot offer
any military aid at this time.
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With all due respect,
Ambassador,
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we need more than that.
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We are dealing with terrorism
on a daily basis.
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Oh, that's so unfortunate.
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Warlords overrun villages.
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Yes, that's regrettable.
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Rapes, tortures,
all manner of human atrocity.
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That's really sad,
but the U.S. Military
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is simply spread too thin.
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We can't afford another
intervention at this time.
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But what we could use
your help with really
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is protecting
our vulnerable, plentiful,
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and newly-discovered
oil reserves.
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Oil?
Excuse me one second.
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Operation Golden Eagle is a go.
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Welcome to democracy.
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Uh, we also have
natural gasses!
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Oh, yes, a lot.
Lots of it.
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Sync & corrections by dwigt
addic7ed.com
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How's your back doing?
Your back okay?
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You need to get an adjustment
from the chiropracticals?
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Oh, can you do-- can you do
chiro-- can you do chiropractor?
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Just get this.
Get this.
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- Just relax it?
- Yeah, relax it.
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Give it to me
and let me do the work.
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It's nice to be able
to just relax my arm,
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but I don't know
that I feel the-- Whoa, whoa,
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- whoa, whoa, what?
- What happened? What?
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I wasn't doing-- What, what?
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- You made me touch your dick.
- No, I didn't.
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- It scuffed your crotch, man.
- You didn't come in--
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Your fingers
did not touch my crotch.
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No, it touched something
down there, man.
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You didn't get anywhere
near my crotch.
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We have to agree
it was a Ouija board situation.
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- It was a Ouija board situation.
- It was-- No,
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No, it was a "Jordan
board" situation.
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I wake up next to this guy,
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and as usual
I don't even know his name.
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I'm trying to get dressed
quickly and get out of there
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before he wakes up, but...
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I can't find my underwear.
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I look everywhere,
but I just can't find them,
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and then it hits me.
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I had left them at another guy's
apartment earlier that night,
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and that's when I knew
I had a problem.
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Thanks for sharing, Scotty.
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Well, I notice a lot
of new faces this evening,
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and I'm so glad you all came,
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and I want you to know that
this is a safe place to share.
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So if you want to tell us
your story,
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there'll be no judgment.
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Sure, I'll go.
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Hi, y'all.
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Name's Wendell,
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and I am in fact
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a sexual addict.
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Hi, Wendell.
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And what brings you here,
Wendell?
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Well, you know, my life,
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sexually speaking, is crazy,
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and I just want to find
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one single solitary person
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to spend the rest
of my life with.
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Just one, just one.
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So do you feel like
your addiction is
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too much to handle right now?
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Duh.
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I mean, it's been crazy, y'all.
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With me, the nastier
the better.
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I'm a dirty dog.
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Try everything, all the fixings.
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Tantric, much like Sting.
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All the bells and whistles.
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You name it, I've donst it.
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And when would you say
you hit rock bottom, Wendell?
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When it got slippery
outside my shower,
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on the floor
outside my shower.
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Oh.
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I hit rock bottom sexually--
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Oh, it was probably last night,
last night.
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Do you think that you could
tell us what happened, Wendell?
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Yeah, let's see.
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It was just like
any other night.
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I had ordered a large pie,
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pepperoni,
pineapple, cheesy crust,
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some cheesy bread on the side.
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Cut to 30 "min" later,
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Pizza Parlor sent over a
delicious lady delivery person.
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Body ten, face ten.
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That's my weakness.
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So I invited her inside,
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opened up the box.
It was hot.
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Devoured the first slice
lickety-split, crust first.
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Second slice
didn't stand a chance.
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Ate the tip of that bitch first,
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washed it down with a pop.
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Then I got nasty
with the cheesy bread.
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My heart started pounding harder
than usual, ker-slunk,
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ker-slunk.
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- Moved on to the third slice--
- What--
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What-- What about the girl?
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What girl?
Oh, the girl.
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Yeah, she was there too.
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I invited her into my boudoir,
aka "the stabbin' cabin."
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We disrobed one another.
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I touched her on her genitalia.
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She touched me on my man-italia,
and that's when I hit it.
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Sexually, of course,
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Upstairs, downstairs,
all around the town stairs,
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as you do,
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and by then
it was just another night,
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and I mean oil everywhere,
and...
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sauce all over me.
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S-Sauce?
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Oh, yeah,
that's my word for...
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ejaculate.
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Anyhoo, I'm so distraught
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because I feel vulnerable,
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and I don't know.
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I just feel like anyone
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could take advantage
of me right now,
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a-ny-one.
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'kay, let's see what the blondes
have to say first.
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Well, thank you, Wendell.
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Thank you for sharing.
It's actually our time today.
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How about them
unny-funny people?
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We have the--
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We talk about
funny people all the--
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Let's talk about some unfunny--
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- We are blessed
with the power of laughter.
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Remember San Francisco?
This woman was, like--
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She's wasted, and she's like,
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"Tell me a joke."
some guy was like,
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"I don't got a joke for you,
baby, that's not my thing."
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- Yeah.
- I don't know, dude.
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What the [bleep]
she do for a living?
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- "Are-- Are you an accountant?"
- "You an accountant?"
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"Ring some numbers up for me."
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- Oh, [bleep].
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You said that
to that mythological woman...
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- With all the bravado.
- But in real life, though,
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I'd be-- I'd be,
like, "Um, um,
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chicken crossed the road."
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All right, man.
Good to see you.
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Good to see you, okay.
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All right, everybody, just let's
settle down and settle in
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and, like, totally let's get
our math on, okay?
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All right, guys, so--
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Yeah, oh!
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All right, Jimmy,
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someone's got a little extra
energy from Phys Ed, right?
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Jimmy, buddy, hey,
buddy, let's-- okay, let's--
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let's knock it off, okay?
Okay.
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He wanted me
to knock it off...
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You got me.
He got me, right, guys?
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So I knocked it off.
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Jimmy, dude, all right,
let's take our seat.
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Take our seat.
Well, hey, hey.
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That's great.
That's great.
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That's great.
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Very good.
Bravo, Jimmy.
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- You guys can clap.
- Yay!
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That was awesome.
Oh, I thank you.
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I thank you
for the entertainment, man.
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Jimmy-- Let's go, man.
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Hey, buddy-- I don't want
to harsh your vibe, man, but--
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Ah, eureka.
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I'm gonna be honest
with you.
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You're really pushing
my buttons now, Jimmy.
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You're driving me crazy, man.
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That's enough.
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You want me to write
your name on the board?
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Home alone,
home alone, home alone.
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Okay, Jimmy, do you want me
to call Principal Martel?
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That wouldn't be bitchin',
wouldn't it?
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Okay.
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You know what, Jimmy?
You know what?
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Why don't you come up
and teach the class, man?
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Hmm?
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Wouldn't that be awesome?
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Moi?
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Okay, good.
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No, and then you know what
I'm gonna do, Jimmy?
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I'll just sit here.
How 'bout that, Jimmy,
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And we can all watch how
you're being disruptive--
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Oh, I see.
That's supposed to be me.
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Right, all right,
Jimmy, okay, I see.
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I get it's supposed to be me.
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It's time to be done, Jimmy.
Don't you dare, Jimmy.
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What the--
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, this is you, Jimmy!
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I'm you, Jimmy!
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How 'bout that, Jimmy, huh?
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"Oh, I'm gonna slap five!
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"Give me five!"
Give me-- Give me five!
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Huh, how 'bout that, huh?
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That's you, Jimmy!
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"I'm Jimmy.
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"I'm Jimmy,
and I need attention!
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"Yeah, I'm Jimmy! I'm Jimmy!
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"Oh, lookie here.
I'm a baby boy.
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"That's the funniest thing
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"that ever happened
in the whole world!
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"I'm Jimmy!
I want attention!
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"Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy,
wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!
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"I'm Jimmy!
I'm Jimmy!"
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Mr. Friar!
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Principal Martel!
No, what?
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No, no, no, no,
no, it was Jimmy.
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It was Jimmy, Principal Martel.
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No, Jimmy--
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It was Jimmy!
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It was Jimmy!
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Whoo!
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Jimmy!
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Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
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Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy,
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Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
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Contextualize the whole thing.
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They're a step
ahead of us every single time.
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- Oh, absolutely.
- A step ahead every--
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Dicknanigans.
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No.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Dicknanigans.
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It's amazing.
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Worms!
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Dicknanigans.
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It's a dialogue
without dialogue.
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Absolutely.
I feel like they're in my head.
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Dicknanigans.
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Wow.
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Poop.
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Dicknanigans.
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Frisbees.
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Dicknanigans.
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So--
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Dicknanigans.
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Solange.
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Dicknanigans!
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Oh.
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Gentlemen,
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"exploded nuts syndrome"
is a condition
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indicated by the presence
of exploded nuts,
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which yours are.
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By the way,
I saw your show last night.
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Amazing.
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What if we did a scene
where we're standing there
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and our dicks are out.
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We don't blur it, nothing.
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Just--show open,
our [bleep] next to each other.
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What is the story
that the dicks are telling?
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Well, that's what we-- Okay,
now we're talking.
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Now we're brainstorming.
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So I'm thinking it's that--
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- they're neighbors.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Yes.
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So they come out
of their houses...
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- Okay, mm-hmm.
- in the--
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- in the beginning of the day...
- Right, right.
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And, you know, my dick
would be like
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"Hey, Johnson."
You know, something like that.
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Right, and mine-- mine
would be named-- "Hi, I'm Willy."
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Right, right--
so already we're gold.
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The jokes will write
themselves, man.
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How many dick puns are there?
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A myriad amount of dick puns.
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Okay, "let's go out
and play ball."
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- Okay, you know what I'm saying?
- Okay, right, I got you.
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- I hear you.
- "I'm gonna go in for a second
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"and eat my breakfast,
some scrote-meal."
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God, "scrote-meal" alone
is almost worth it.
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Absolutely.
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We open with "scrote-meal."
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What's wrong with you, boy?
You keep your hands off my woman!
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- Your woman? I saw her first.
- Don't you talk like that, dipshit.
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Don't you put your hands
on her.
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That's my woman!
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And now...
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for the scat stylings of
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Rex "The Bone Daddy" Ronson
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and Teddy "12 Combs" Lewis.
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♪ Zoo do dweep
bodo dwape, zoodo dweep ♪
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♪ Zodo ba datin wop wop
wa wop wow ♪
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♪ Butt, butt, butt,
butt, butt, butt, butt, butt ♪
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♪ Hoppy geebo derpa day ♪
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♪ Your breath smells
like a butt ♪
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♪ Your bop bop, booty bop ♪
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♪ Your whole mouth smells like
an open ass ♪
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♪ Butt, poop, poo ♪
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♪ Way we vwee vway,
fat, fat, wat dway ♪
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♪ Fatty used to chewby doo
you're fat ♪
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♪ You're a fat, fat ♪
fat, fay, fay, ba boo fatty ♪
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♪ Fah boo bah, fe, fi, fo fum ♪
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♪ What do I smell
but some fat next to me ♪
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♪ That's the man, fatty mm ♪
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♪ Potty foo fay fe, fo, fat ♪
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♪ Hiddle bit little bit
dibbidy dobbidy doo la la da ♪
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♪ Teenily weenily hoddily
hiddily littla bittla ♪
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♪ Baby penis ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Feel free to suck it ♪
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♪ Suck it and suck it
and suck it ♪
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♪ And suck it
and suck it and suck it ♪
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♪ Feel free to suck it ♪
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♪ Feel free to suck it
feel free to suck it ♪
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♪ Feel free to suck it
you can suck it ♪
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♪ And put it in
in your mouth ♪
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♪ Stop, mop ♪
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♪ Your face, your face,
your face ♪
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♪ Looks like a ball sack ♪
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♪ No wrinkle dinkle doos
sticky doop ♪
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♪ Ba dee do, wrinkle
dinkle dee dee ball sack ♪
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♪ Tellenum, tellenum, ten oh,
ten, you a taint, you a taint ♪
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♪ You're a taint
you're a taint ♪
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♪ The space
between the butt and balls ♪
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♪ Taint face, you tainty taint
your face is a taint, taint ♪
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♪ Taint, taint ♪
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♪ Take it back ♪
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- ♪ No, I won't ♪
- ♪ Take it back ♪
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- ♪ I never will ♪
- ♪ Take it back ♪
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- ♪ No, I won't, never will ♪
- ♪ Take it back, take it back ♪
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- ♪ Take it back ♪
- ♪ No, I won't ♪
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♪ 'cause you're
a son of a, son of a ♪
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♪ Son of a, son of a bitch,
bitch, bitch ♪
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♪ Son of a, son of a, son of a,
son of a bitch, bitch, bitch ♪
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♪ You don't need to fight
over me ♪
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♪ There's plenty
of the va-ga- ♪
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♪ Gina
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♪ Vagina
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♪ There's plenty of, of, of
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You know what
I'm talking about, right?
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Y'all know what
I'm talking about.
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Don't you-- Do you know
what R&B is?
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Do you know some really
good modern R&B?
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I've been listening to it
longer than rock 'n' roll.
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That modern [bleep].
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I'm not talking about
old school R&B.
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I'm talking about that:
♪ Come on, let me get--
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♪ I'm gonna
hit it from the back ♪
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That's what they're talking about
nowadays in R&B.
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That's what
they're talking about?
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I'm not talking about like
♪ I want to court you
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I'm not talking about that stuff.
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Ain't it stuff where
I'm gettting right into the
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"Where I put this thing
inside your body?"
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- Yes.
- I don't listen
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- to that kind of music.
- It's-- It's--
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R&B these days is like
a literal description
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of sexual intercourse.
It's like...
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♪ My penis will go
in your vagina ♪
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No, it's not.
No, it... Really?
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♪ Semen will come out
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♪ Mmmm...
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♪ I must say too
we might have a baby ♪
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- Really?
- That's how far it's come.
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♪ I'm gonna do my one line here
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Oh, yeah!
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