1 00:00:01,497 --> 00:00:03,497 - Neil! - Yes, honey? 2 00:00:03,859 --> 00:00:05,432 Neil deGrasse Tyson, 3 00:00:05,528 --> 00:00:07,528 I asked you to take the dog out for a walk. 4 00:00:07,617 --> 00:00:10,068 I left the house four hours ago. 5 00:00:10,123 --> 00:00:12,622 Now, I come back, and this little mother[bleep] Sputnik 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,585 has done pissed on my drapes. 7 00:00:14,904 --> 00:00:16,571 Now I've got to get rid of those things 8 00:00:16,656 --> 00:00:17,738 and get new ones. 9 00:00:17,874 --> 00:00:19,874 Neil, it doesn't make any sense. 10 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,909 You are an astrophysicist. 11 00:00:22,045 --> 00:00:25,721 How can you not keep track of little details like this? 12 00:00:27,512 --> 00:00:30,230 Well, actually, 13 00:00:30,587 --> 00:00:31,919 it's the little details 14 00:00:32,005 --> 00:00:35,089 that cannot be kept track of, by definition. 15 00:00:35,225 --> 00:00:39,010 In 1927, a German university lecturer 16 00:00:39,095 --> 00:00:40,728 named Werner Heisenberg 17 00:00:40,813 --> 00:00:44,482 came to a seemingly paradoxical conclusion, 18 00:00:44,601 --> 00:00:47,101 that the more we know about the position 19 00:00:47,187 --> 00:00:48,936 of a particle in physical space, 20 00:00:49,072 --> 00:00:52,156 the less we know about its momentum, and vice versa. 21 00:00:52,275 --> 00:00:53,824 Okay, but what-- what does that have to do-- 22 00:00:53,943 --> 00:00:56,110 Taken in conjunction with what we know 23 00:00:56,246 --> 00:00:58,446 about the expansion of the universe, 24 00:00:58,581 --> 00:01:01,782 this brings us to a fascinating possibility, 25 00:01:01,868 --> 00:01:06,037 that maybe what we experience as one point in time-space 26 00:01:06,122 --> 00:01:09,207 could actually be a legion of points, 27 00:01:09,292 --> 00:01:11,926 which would mean that your curtains 28 00:01:12,011 --> 00:01:13,711 and little Sputnik's pee-pee 29 00:01:13,796 --> 00:01:15,763 could be as distant from one another 30 00:01:15,848 --> 00:01:19,300 as we are from the furthest galaxy. 31 00:01:21,971 --> 00:01:23,437 Okay. 32 00:01:25,475 --> 00:01:29,277 Well, just... next time. 33 00:01:32,148 --> 00:01:33,814 Of course, dear. 34 00:01:55,455 --> 00:01:58,884 Sync & corrections by dwigt addic7ed.com 35 00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:05,680 At some point, man, I got to, like, 36 00:02:05,815 --> 00:02:09,684 slip some-- some-- some weed into, like, 37 00:02:09,819 --> 00:02:12,019 some of your cookies or something, 38 00:02:12,155 --> 00:02:14,021 and just, like, get you high, man. 39 00:02:14,157 --> 00:02:15,189 Yeah, that would not be 40 00:02:15,275 --> 00:02:16,691 the worst thing that ever happened. 41 00:02:16,776 --> 00:02:17,858 That might be fun. 42 00:02:17,944 --> 00:02:20,444 Also ecstasy. 43 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:22,530 - I don't know about all that. - Heroin. 44 00:02:22,615 --> 00:02:24,081 Maybe I'll have a little marijuana. 45 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,366 Laced with acid. 46 00:02:25,451 --> 00:02:26,534 No, thank you. 47 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:35,960 Welcome to the team, Mr. Wise. 48 00:02:36,045 --> 00:02:37,345 Thank you. 49 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:41,716 Now, being an Arizona Assistant State's Attorney 50 00:02:41,801 --> 00:02:43,134 is an important job, 51 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:44,852 one we take very seriously. 52 00:02:44,937 --> 00:02:48,889 In fact, we are willing to do anything to win. 53 00:02:48,975 --> 00:02:50,057 It's my honor, sir. 54 00:02:50,193 --> 00:02:51,859 And I look forward to serving the state of Arizona. 55 00:02:51,944 --> 00:02:53,394 Are these marbles? 56 00:02:53,529 --> 00:02:55,112 How's that? 57 00:02:55,231 --> 00:02:58,816 I was just admiring your container of marbles. 58 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:00,484 Why, yes. 59 00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:03,154 My wife got them for me as a gift... 60 00:03:03,239 --> 00:03:04,372 Oh. 61 00:03:04,457 --> 00:03:06,407 For my birthday. 62 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:08,576 Which brings me to a speech 63 00:03:08,711 --> 00:03:11,746 I like to give anyone on their first day 64 00:03:11,831 --> 00:03:14,382 here at the state's attorney office 65 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:16,500 of Arizona. 66 00:03:16,586 --> 00:03:19,754 You see... Lady Justice 67 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:21,305 is a committed woman. 68 00:03:21,424 --> 00:03:23,391 She's a slippery little scallop, 69 00:03:23,476 --> 00:03:24,925 as you can observe... 70 00:03:31,601 --> 00:03:32,933 She doesn't cook, doesn't clean, 71 00:03:33,069 --> 00:03:36,270 but what she does do, is she'll turn a blind eye... 72 00:03:45,031 --> 00:03:46,997 What is going on? 73 00:03:47,116 --> 00:03:47,998 What? 74 00:03:48,117 --> 00:03:49,367 What are you doing? 75 00:03:49,452 --> 00:03:50,751 Oh, uh... 76 00:03:50,837 --> 00:03:52,336 I don't-- 77 00:03:52,455 --> 00:03:53,754 The marbles, they're just-- 78 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,257 I got to tell you, they're just so beautiful. 79 00:03:56,342 --> 00:03:57,842 I was wondering what it would feel like 80 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,293 to--in my mouth. 81 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:00,628 Like, what would the marbles feel like 82 00:04:00,763 --> 00:04:01,629 if they were in my mouth? 83 00:04:01,764 --> 00:04:04,098 That's... You know. 84 00:04:04,183 --> 00:04:05,549 What? 85 00:04:05,635 --> 00:04:07,551 Just, you know... you know. 86 00:04:07,637 --> 00:04:08,853 Like, just what would it feel like 87 00:04:08,971 --> 00:04:11,472 if there were just kind of a whole ton of marbles 88 00:04:11,557 --> 00:04:14,475 in my-- in my face. 89 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,727 Well, don't do that. 90 00:04:16,813 --> 00:04:18,195 Just... 91 00:04:18,314 --> 00:04:19,230 Just don't do that. 92 00:04:19,315 --> 00:04:22,149 Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. 93 00:04:22,235 --> 00:04:23,734 What am I doing over here? 94 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:26,203 I mean, that's a thing that a child would do, it is. 95 00:04:26,322 --> 00:04:29,206 You were saying? 96 00:04:29,325 --> 00:04:31,826 I was saying that Lady Justice, 97 00:04:31,911 --> 00:04:35,045 she just stands there in my office, 98 00:04:35,164 --> 00:04:36,547 looking at me. 99 00:04:59,522 --> 00:05:01,906 Hey! 100 00:05:02,024 --> 00:05:04,325 Forget the marbles, boy! 101 00:05:05,862 --> 00:05:09,079 Spit the marbles out, please. 102 00:05:09,198 --> 00:05:11,365 There you go. 103 00:05:18,841 --> 00:05:20,040 Well... 104 00:05:20,126 --> 00:05:21,208 All right. 105 00:05:23,679 --> 00:05:24,879 Ah-- 106 00:05:30,102 --> 00:05:32,520 How many--really? 107 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:35,356 Do you have any-- 108 00:05:38,444 --> 00:05:40,861 I'm gonna wait for the last-- 109 00:05:40,947 --> 00:05:41,862 I'm assuming there's-- 110 00:05:41,948 --> 00:05:44,815 Yeah. 111 00:05:44,901 --> 00:05:47,401 I know there's another one in there. 112 00:05:50,907 --> 00:05:52,873 - Nope. - All right. 113 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,577 I am so-- I'm-- They're just so beautiful. 114 00:05:56,662 --> 00:05:57,912 I can't-- It's just these marbles. 115 00:05:58,047 --> 00:05:59,296 I got to tell you. 116 00:05:59,415 --> 00:06:00,748 You obviously don't take this job very seriously. 117 00:06:00,883 --> 00:06:01,749 I do, sir. 118 00:06:01,884 --> 00:06:03,133 It's just these particular marbles. 119 00:06:03,252 --> 00:06:04,385 I just needed to feel 120 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:06,003 what they felt like in my mouth. 121 00:06:06,088 --> 00:06:08,339 I don't know what is wrong with me. 122 00:06:08,424 --> 00:06:10,090 You know we do serious business here, right? 123 00:06:10,176 --> 00:06:11,175 Yes, I do know that. 124 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:12,476 I'm 100% aware of that. 125 00:06:12,595 --> 00:06:14,428 'cause I've forgotten where I was. 126 00:06:14,514 --> 00:06:15,646 You were saying that Justice 127 00:06:15,765 --> 00:06:17,648 is a dumb, blind, old lady. I heard every word. 128 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:18,649 Yes-- No! 129 00:06:18,768 --> 00:06:21,101 She's not dumb. 130 00:06:23,105 --> 00:06:24,822 But she is blind. 131 00:06:24,941 --> 00:06:27,525 She's reminiscent of Kerry Washington 132 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:28,526 in her prime. 133 00:06:37,370 --> 00:06:39,036 Good God. 134 00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:22,630 Janice, send in the cleanup crew. 135 00:07:22,715 --> 00:07:26,967 Another one fell for the marble trick. 136 00:07:40,545 --> 00:07:42,659 Oh, man, I feel like crap. 137 00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:44,917 I just came from a trashy Indian restaurant 138 00:07:44,991 --> 00:07:46,015 in a strip mall. 139 00:07:46,054 --> 00:07:47,219 Not bad food, though. 140 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:48,615 Got pretty lucky. 141 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:51,034 Got the hottest, baddest curry 142 00:07:51,119 --> 00:07:52,953 I ever ate in my life. 143 00:07:53,038 --> 00:07:55,171 Place called Naan Sense, Indian joint, 144 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:56,790 just, like, Terminal 3. 145 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,124 It's like, I'm going 146 00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:00,427 to my brother's wedding on Sunday, and it's like, 147 00:08:00,545 --> 00:08:02,012 I don't even want to go. 148 00:08:02,097 --> 00:08:03,096 I don't even like my brother. 149 00:08:03,215 --> 00:08:04,547 My brother's, like, a jerk. 150 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:05,849 Don't like his wife. 151 00:08:05,934 --> 00:08:06,883 She's, like, a bitch. 152 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:08,885 I stayed with them for, like, three weeks. 153 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,887 She was a bitch to me, man. 154 00:08:10,973 --> 00:08:12,639 I put my feet on her coffee table. 155 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:14,524 She was like, "Don't get your feet on my coffee--" 156 00:08:14,626 --> 00:08:15,642 I'm like, "Who are you?" 157 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:17,978 Scrimps. 158 00:08:18,063 --> 00:08:20,030 A ginger broad, man, like... 159 00:08:20,115 --> 00:08:21,064 Scrimps. 160 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:22,232 Those are the worst people on the planet. 161 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:23,400 So I said that to him. 162 00:08:23,485 --> 00:08:24,784 I said that to him in the parking lot. 163 00:08:24,903 --> 00:08:26,903 I cornered him a little bit, sure. 164 00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:29,072 Scrimps. 165 00:08:29,207 --> 00:08:30,073 He swung on me. 166 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:31,408 Can you believe that? 167 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:33,493 It's like, who sings on their own brother, man? 168 00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:34,794 Yeah, I swung back... 169 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:38,915 But that's cool, you know. 170 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,216 It's like, I haven't seen him for a while, 171 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:43,136 but now I got this expensive wedding I have to go to. 172 00:08:43,255 --> 00:08:44,304 So it's crazy. 173 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,089 I got to get my tickets, 174 00:08:46,224 --> 00:08:47,474 and that's a whole situation. 175 00:08:47,592 --> 00:08:48,725 I hate doing that. 176 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,010 And-- Hold on a second. 177 00:08:50,095 --> 00:08:52,762 Hey, hey, pal pal. 178 00:08:52,848 --> 00:08:54,264 Start on the downstairs bits. 179 00:08:54,349 --> 00:08:56,182 I'm in the middle of a conversation up here. 180 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,404 - Hey. - Of course, of course. 181 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:02,439 Whatever you say. 182 00:09:02,524 --> 00:09:04,574 Thank you. 183 00:09:04,659 --> 00:09:05,608 Sorry about that. 184 00:09:05,694 --> 00:09:07,777 Just have a little guy here 185 00:09:07,913 --> 00:09:09,746 working on my suit... 186 00:09:09,831 --> 00:09:13,033 From the eternal, from within. 187 00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:15,035 You know, I mean, there's always chicks at the wedding, right? 188 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,670 There is a guy in there. 189 00:09:17,789 --> 00:09:19,172 The answer is yes. 190 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,091 And hopefully, you know, I can get, like, 191 00:09:21,176 --> 00:09:22,459 two down in one evening, you know? 192 00:09:23,762 --> 00:09:25,295 And speaking of "two down in one evening," 193 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:28,798 if they've got popcorn shrimp and little lobster rolls, 194 00:09:28,884 --> 00:09:30,050 I'm a happy man. 195 00:09:30,135 --> 00:09:32,802 But they're not going to have that... 196 00:09:32,888 --> 00:09:34,554 Stop! 197 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:36,973 Who goes there? 198 00:09:40,612 --> 00:09:42,145 Sal. 199 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,897 My name is Sal. 200 00:09:43,982 --> 00:09:46,866 Sal... The end is near. 201 00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:48,151 What? 202 00:09:48,286 --> 00:09:49,819 Why-- What-- 203 00:09:49,955 --> 00:09:50,954 What do you mean? 204 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:53,039 Everything is changing. 205 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:54,074 What do you mean? 206 00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:56,743 The end is near, Sal. 207 00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:58,128 No, I don't know what you mean. 208 00:09:58,213 --> 00:09:59,129 What do you mean? 209 00:09:59,214 --> 00:10:00,330 I don't want to die! 210 00:10:00,415 --> 00:10:01,498 There's nothing you can do. 211 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:02,966 The end is near. 212 00:10:03,051 --> 00:10:05,218 Everything is changing. 213 00:10:05,337 --> 00:10:08,054 From the eternal, from within. 214 00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:09,556 No, I don't want to die! 215 00:10:09,674 --> 00:10:11,007 What do you mean? 216 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,725 The end is near. 217 00:10:12,844 --> 00:10:15,011 What? 218 00:10:18,163 --> 00:10:19,349 Sorry about that, man. 219 00:10:19,434 --> 00:10:20,683 Of course. 220 00:10:21,903 --> 00:10:24,354 Change is coming. 221 00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:32,912 The craziest part of all of this, 222 00:10:33,031 --> 00:10:34,414 I actually am on acid right now. 223 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:35,415 Are you right now? 224 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:36,416 - Yeah. - Wow. 225 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,168 Like, for instance, I don't even-- 226 00:10:38,253 --> 00:10:40,086 I'm 90% sure you're here. 227 00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:43,373 But if I shut my eyes and you weren't, 228 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,791 I would not be surprised. 229 00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:46,126 You would not be surprised 230 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:48,044 if this car just kind of lifted off in the air 231 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,879 and just started driving through space 232 00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:51,047 with a rainbow trail. 233 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:53,516 - Mm-hmm. - You would not be surprised. 234 00:10:53,602 --> 00:10:57,387 Hey, none of this is real, man. 235 00:10:57,472 --> 00:10:59,639 None of this is real, okay? 236 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,191 Just surface-- 237 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:07,697 - Yo. - What's up? 238 00:11:07,782 --> 00:11:08,815 Game of Thrones, though, dog. 239 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,617 Yo, you all caught up? 240 00:11:10,735 --> 00:11:11,951 Yo, I totally binge-watched 241 00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:13,403 that whole thing last night, dog. 242 00:11:13,538 --> 00:11:16,289 Yo, it's cold-blooded up in Westeros, dog. 243 00:11:16,408 --> 00:11:18,408 They killed my [bleep] Ned! 244 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:19,792 Ned Starks? 245 00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:24,714 You ain't see that one coming, did you? 246 00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:26,416 - Oh, [bleep], hell no. - Uh-uh. 247 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:27,584 - Oh, my God. - Uh-uh. 248 00:11:27,669 --> 00:11:29,385 I mean, my man was just there, right? 249 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,920 And he got down there on the thing. 250 00:11:31,006 --> 00:11:32,255 Like blip. 251 00:11:32,302 --> 00:11:33,554 And then I was like, "I ain't worried. 252 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,058 They ain't gonna kill my boy Ned Starks!" 253 00:11:35,143 --> 00:11:36,309 - Slit. - And then plop. 254 00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:37,310 I was like... 255 00:11:38,647 --> 00:11:40,597 Yo, I told you they cold-blooded up in there. 256 00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:41,898 And then I was like, "But that's okay, 257 00:11:41,983 --> 00:11:43,816 because I still got my [bleep] Khal Drogos." 258 00:11:43,935 --> 00:11:44,934 Big Dave Navarro? 259 00:11:44,957 --> 00:11:45,935 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 260 00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:47,070 Big Dave Navarro? 261 00:11:47,155 --> 00:11:49,439 Widdly-widdly-widdly widdly-wow! 262 00:11:49,524 --> 00:11:51,157 Yeah, that dude picked up some molten gold, 263 00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:52,525 poured it on [bleep] heads. 264 00:11:53,778 --> 00:11:55,078 "I want to sleep with my sister!" 265 00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:56,079 Yo. 266 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:57,125 And he killed him, right? 267 00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:58,665 I mean, he big like Hercules and everything. 268 00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:00,283 I'm like, you can't kill Khal Drogos 269 00:12:00,368 --> 00:12:01,284 with a paper cut. 270 00:12:01,369 --> 00:12:02,418 An infected scratch up on there? 271 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,620 An infected scratch! 272 00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:04,954 - But he got straight... - killed! 273 00:12:05,002 --> 00:12:06,956 Yo, but you know who my favorite character is, dog? 274 00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:07,957 Who's that, dog? 275 00:12:08,093 --> 00:12:09,092 Pssst! Khaleesies. 276 00:12:09,177 --> 00:12:10,210 Khaleesi. 277 00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:12,128 You know I be liking some Khaleesies, dog. 278 00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:13,963 But what about Khaleesies 279 00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:15,465 straight-up with the dragons? 280 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:16,849 Oh, it's-- 281 00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:18,468 Khaleesies with the dragons. 282 00:12:18,553 --> 00:12:20,186 And Khaleesi's all like this. 283 00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:22,722 And then we talking about-- 284 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:25,975 Whoosh! 285 00:12:26,111 --> 00:12:27,143 Just straight roasting goats! 286 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,144 Yo! 287 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,229 Oh, my God. 288 00:12:29,314 --> 00:12:30,363 And that's when they start 289 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:32,315 killing characters left and right, dog! 290 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,150 - At the wedding? - Yo, at the wedding! 291 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,151 - Robb Starks. - What? 292 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,152 - His wife. - What? 293 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,570 - They got his mama! - Yo! 294 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,706 Killed, killed, killed, killed! 295 00:12:39,824 --> 00:12:40,823 That was a four-for-one, dog. 296 00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:41,991 Four-for-one up there, dog. 297 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:42,992 That's a straight four-for-one, dog. 298 00:12:43,128 --> 00:12:44,077 Four-for-one up in there. 299 00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:45,078 What about when they got wildlings girl? 300 00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:46,079 Talking about... 301 00:12:46,164 --> 00:12:47,830 "You know nothing, Jon Snow." 302 00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:49,549 - Screek! - Guh! 303 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:50,550 Killed! 304 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:51,551 What about the Hound, though? 305 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:52,552 - Yo! - The Hound! 306 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,003 "Ah, I'm falling down the hill!" 307 00:12:56,641 --> 00:12:57,507 "Kill me! 308 00:12:57,642 --> 00:12:58,975 You've got to kill me!" 309 00:12:59,060 --> 00:12:59,976 "No!" 310 00:13:00,061 --> 00:13:01,010 Killed! 311 00:13:01,096 --> 00:13:02,011 Slowly, by omission. 312 00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:03,146 Bingo. 313 00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:04,647 Yo, what about my man Taiwan Lannisters? 314 00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:05,682 Taiwan Lannisters. 315 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:06,733 Taiwan Lannisters! 316 00:13:06,851 --> 00:13:07,934 What about Taiwan Lannisters, dog? 317 00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,152 Yo, my man talking about, 318 00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:10,570 "I'm taking a [bleep]." 319 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,406 He's like--ow! 320 00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:14,440 Killed! 321 00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:15,441 By his own son. 322 00:13:15,527 --> 00:13:16,526 What? 323 00:13:16,661 --> 00:13:17,527 Da Dinkles. 324 00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:19,529 Da Dinkles. 325 00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:20,530 Da Dinkles, yo. 326 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:21,864 Da Dinkles. 327 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,865 Da Dinkles! 328 00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:24,167 Dinkles is my jam. 329 00:13:24,252 --> 00:13:25,585 Can't nobody kill da Dinkles! 330 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,120 Da Dinkles is my jam, my jelly, 331 00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:28,671 my peanut butter, and my peanuts. 332 00:13:28,757 --> 00:13:30,089 - Dinkles. - Da Dinkles. 333 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,874 Dinkles, though! 334 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:37,263 Dinkles is my [bleep]! 335 00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:48,680 Neil! 336 00:13:49,981 --> 00:13:51,648 There you are. 337 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:52,865 What are you doing? 338 00:13:52,984 --> 00:13:55,318 We have to go to my Aunt Nelly's funeral. 339 00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:57,654 How are you not ready? 340 00:13:58,014 --> 00:14:00,431 I've been talking to you about this all week. 341 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,303 How am I gonna find you in your boxers 342 00:14:02,372 --> 00:14:04,294 looking in a science magazine? 343 00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:07,080 I swear, Neil, 344 00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:08,381 sometimes I think 345 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,198 you don't have any idea of what's important. 346 00:14:12,387 --> 00:14:15,338 Well... actually... 347 00:14:15,423 --> 00:14:17,674 an idea of what's important 348 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:19,592 is as close as we can ever come 349 00:14:19,678 --> 00:14:22,645 to any definition of importance. 350 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,847 Our galaxy is one 351 00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:28,685 of over 100 billion in the observable universe, 352 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:32,522 and it's 100,000 light-years across, 353 00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:33,748 which means 354 00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:36,895 it would take light 100,000 years to traverse. 355 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,194 Okay, but-- 356 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,413 But that's just space. 357 00:14:40,532 --> 00:14:44,250 If we were to chart the history of the universe 358 00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:46,286 on one calendar year, 359 00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:49,038 the history of mankind as we know it, 360 00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:50,206 would just take place 361 00:14:50,342 --> 00:14:52,208 in the final second of that year. 362 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:56,763 So, whether I'm ready now or in 500 years, 363 00:14:56,881 --> 00:14:58,965 well, cosmically speaking, 364 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:02,018 the distinction is meaningless. 365 00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:04,387 Well... Okay. 366 00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:10,476 I'm-- I'm going now. 367 00:15:14,032 --> 00:15:15,531 Good-bye, honey. 368 00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:20,286 True story. 369 00:15:20,405 --> 00:15:22,346 I went down to San Francisco with my girlfriend. 370 00:15:22,374 --> 00:15:23,239 Brup-brup-brup. 371 00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:24,657 And we were going to an event, 372 00:15:24,743 --> 00:15:26,576 and Bill Nye the Science Guy... 373 00:15:26,661 --> 00:15:27,827 Was there? 374 00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:28,911 No joke. 375 00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:30,339 Bill Nye hit on my girlfriend 376 00:15:30,382 --> 00:15:31,664 in front of my face. 377 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:32,832 Did he really? 378 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:35,134 Bill Nye the Science Guy... 379 00:15:35,253 --> 00:15:36,836 You need the back the [bleep] up. 380 00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:38,421 Dude, pussy hound, man. 381 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:41,090 That guy has laid down pipe. 382 00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:42,592 Probably polycarbonate pipe. 383 00:15:42,727 --> 00:15:43,726 Probably. 384 00:15:57,158 --> 00:15:58,441 Hello, this is Gavin. 385 00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:01,110 Hi, Gavin, my name is Colin Valenti. 386 00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:03,546 I'm calling from Master Travel Incorporated 387 00:16:03,615 --> 00:16:06,090 to tell you about an exciting limited-time offer, 388 00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:07,583 exclusive Las Vegas getaway. 389 00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:09,347 Can I have a few moments of your time 390 00:16:09,411 --> 00:16:10,837 to tell you about this new package? 391 00:16:10,955 --> 00:16:12,518 You know what, I would love to, 392 00:16:12,599 --> 00:16:14,505 but I just don't have the time. 393 00:16:15,702 --> 00:16:16,802 Hello? 394 00:16:18,129 --> 00:16:19,062 Hello? 395 00:16:21,716 --> 00:16:23,066 Hm. 396 00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:50,626 This is Colin Valenti, Master Travel Incorporated. 397 00:16:50,728 --> 00:16:51,627 How may I be of service? 398 00:16:51,729 --> 00:16:52,962 Hi, Colin Valenti. 399 00:16:53,064 --> 00:16:54,464 My name is Gavin. 400 00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:55,798 I think we just talked. 401 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,884 Did we get disconnected? 402 00:16:58,002 --> 00:17:00,586 Yeah, no-- I mean, yeah, I hung up on you. 403 00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:04,674 Why would you do that? 404 00:17:04,809 --> 00:17:06,409 I mean, are you even-- 405 00:17:06,511 --> 00:17:08,761 Are you even allowed to do that? 406 00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:11,681 Were you going to buy the Las Vegas package? 407 00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:13,926 Well, I mean, probably not, but that's not the point. 408 00:17:13,985 --> 00:17:14,851 The point is-- 409 00:17:16,404 --> 00:17:17,437 What the hell? 410 00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:21,657 This is Colin-- 411 00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,025 Yeah, Valenti. Listen. 412 00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:24,861 I don't know what crawled up your ass 413 00:17:24,996 --> 00:17:26,112 and set up shop there, but you don't get to hang up-- 414 00:17:28,032 --> 00:17:30,116 What? 415 00:17:30,201 --> 00:17:32,201 Oh, my G-- 416 00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:38,458 What the [bleep] do you want? 417 00:17:38,543 --> 00:17:40,343 What is your deal, huh? 418 00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:42,595 Um, you don't want the Vegas package, 419 00:17:42,714 --> 00:17:44,013 so I don't want to talk. 420 00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,681 I did us a favor, wasting our time here. 421 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,216 Stop, stop, don't you dare 422 00:17:47,302 --> 00:17:50,636 hang up that [bleep] phone, okay? 423 00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:51,771 Why shouldn't I? 424 00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:53,189 Why shou-- 425 00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,191 What if I wanted the Vegas package? 426 00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:56,893 Wha--you know what? 427 00:17:57,028 --> 00:17:59,028 I want the Vegas package. 428 00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:01,981 Sure you do. 429 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,233 What? 430 00:18:04,369 --> 00:18:06,269 You mother[bleep]! 431 00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:07,487 Oh, my God! 432 00:18:07,572 --> 00:18:08,738 You son of a bitch. 433 00:18:11,409 --> 00:18:13,242 Come on, man, let it go. 434 00:18:13,378 --> 00:18:14,327 [bleep] you, man! 435 00:18:14,412 --> 00:18:15,328 [bleep] you! 436 00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:17,630 I want five [bleep] packages! 437 00:18:17,749 --> 00:18:18,915 Right now-- You know what? 438 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,333 You know what? My wallet! 439 00:18:20,418 --> 00:18:21,968 This is my credit card number, right here. 440 00:18:22,086 --> 00:18:23,085 Okay, listen. 441 00:18:23,221 --> 00:18:24,303 Get [bleep] off me. 442 00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:28,891 My credit card number is 0074-5403-0098. 443 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,310 The expiration date is 12-20! 444 00:18:31,429 --> 00:18:32,845 And then-- And then the-- Oh, yeah! 445 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,847 The security number is 084! 446 00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:37,066 So run the damn card right now! 447 00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:38,234 Right [bleep] now! 448 00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:40,269 You run it right [bleep] now, asshole! 449 00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,942 Thank you for your business. 450 00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:48,528 Well, I hope you learned your le-- 451 00:18:55,286 --> 00:18:58,004 These new call scripts are really great. 452 00:18:58,122 --> 00:18:59,255 Yeah, I know, right? 453 00:19:00,592 --> 00:19:02,959 What the [bleep] do you want, Kathy? 454 00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:10,302 Neil! 455 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,553 Who is she? 456 00:19:11,638 --> 00:19:12,887 Who is the white bitch 457 00:19:12,973 --> 00:19:15,590 that left this goddamn lipstick stain 458 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,342 on your collar? 459 00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:18,927 Hmm? 460 00:19:19,062 --> 00:19:21,096 Oh, I got you. 461 00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:22,647 You're caught, 462 00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:24,683 because this is apricot-colored, 463 00:19:24,768 --> 00:19:25,850 and you know who wears that? 464 00:19:25,936 --> 00:19:27,268 White bitches. 465 00:19:27,404 --> 00:19:29,154 And you can't talk your way out of this one, 466 00:19:29,272 --> 00:19:30,739 'cause I'm not getting confused today, 467 00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:32,073 'cause I got my [bleep] in order 468 00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:33,491 and I've done my research. 469 00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:34,826 Okay, Neil? 470 00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:36,139 You see, 471 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:39,698 we are here at this point in space-time, 472 00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:40,832 on a human scale. 473 00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:42,250 But at this point, 474 00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:44,419 You a triflin'-ass mother[bleep]. 475 00:19:44,504 --> 00:19:46,838 So expect the papers from the lawyer, 476 00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:48,790 'cause we're parting ways. 477 00:19:50,794 --> 00:19:53,345 Well, actually... 478 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:54,879 No, no. 479 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:58,466 We are always parting ways and not parting ways 480 00:19:58,602 --> 00:20:02,020 in every conceivable combination. 481 00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:05,023 Many physicists, including Stephen Hawking, 482 00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:06,608 now believe that there is 483 00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:09,894 an infinite number of universes. 484 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,813 It's called multiverse theory, 485 00:20:11,948 --> 00:20:15,367 and it suggests that there are an infinite number of universes 486 00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:19,320 in which I didn't have sex with that white woman. 487 00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:21,322 I [bleep] Bill Nye the Science Guy. 488 00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:22,991 You bitch. 489 00:20:26,663 --> 00:20:29,631 Bill Nye, little bitch. 490 00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:31,666 Looking like a pimple 491 00:20:31,802 --> 00:20:34,169 that I'm about to itch. 492 00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:39,174 Scratch off your head, mother[bleep]. 493 00:20:39,259 --> 00:20:41,509 Try and take my girl? 494 00:20:41,645 --> 00:20:43,178 You a sucker. 495 00:20:47,017 --> 00:20:49,517 None of this is real. 496 00:20:50,821 --> 00:20:54,072 Oh... [bleep]! 497 00:20:54,191 --> 00:20:56,024 ♪ I'm gonna do my one line here ♪ 498 00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:58,076 Oh, yeah. 499 00:20:58,076 --> 00:20:59,794 Sync & corrections by dwigt addic7ed.com