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Hey, I just got a text
from Charles, y'all.

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He got on the wrong bus.
He's on the other side of town.

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Other side of town?
But our concert is in an hour.

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Yeah, I know,
but he wants us to warm up

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and rehearse
<i>Praise to the Lord.

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Charles said that?

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- In text.
- Okay, okay.

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Well, if that's
what Charles said--

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Yeah, that's okay.
We got this.

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- We can do this.
-  We can do this.

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We can do this.
Come on, y'all.

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♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪

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♪ We lift up to the Lord ♪

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♪ We give praise
up to the Lord ♪

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♪ We sing merrily
up to the Lord ♪

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♪ Give thanks up to the Lord ♪

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♪ We lift up to the Lord ♪

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♪ We give praise
up to the Lord ♪

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♪ We sing merrily
up to the Lord ♪

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♪ Give thanks up to the Lord ♪

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♪ I think you're
off of your note ♪

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♪ You're going
higher than your note ♪

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♪ Pretty sure
this is my note ♪

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♪ In fact, I'm positive
this is my note ♪

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♪ Because this is my note ♪

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♪ Pretty sure
this is my note ♪

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♪ Could have sworn
this was your note ♪

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♪ That has never been
my note ♪

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♪ Well, we can't have
the same note ♪

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♪ So one of us is wrong ♪

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♪ Why don't you worry
about your note? ♪

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♪ I'll take care
of my own note ♪

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♪ But it's a really,
really, really bad note ♪

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♪ You are not Charles ♪

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♪ I never said
that I was Charles ♪

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♪ Well, you're acting
like you think you're Charles ♪

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♪ Look, I know
that I'm not Charles ♪

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♪ You can say that again ♪

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♪ Well, you're both
off your notes ♪

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♪ And it's messing
with the rest of our notes ♪

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♪ Speak for yourself, Nyema,
I'm holding my note ♪

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♪ I wasn't trying
to single you out ♪

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♪ You said everyone
was off their notes ♪

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♪ Not everything
is about you, Gina ♪

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Huh.
♪ Kiss my black ass! ♪

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♪ Oh, dear Lord ♪

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♪ Where is ♪

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♪ Charles? ♪

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- This don't make no sense.
- Come on, man.

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Sync & corrections by dwigt
addic7ed.com

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Well, that was a good one.

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Gotta release the Africa.

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Yeah, you just got to get
those short bursts of song,

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so you can run away
before mother[bleep]

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are trying to genocide
your [bleep].

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Mm, that's why--
that's when you get those--

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's the guy that...

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Did not make it out.

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That's, like, Swahili
for "Get me out--I'm hit!"

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"Where'd y'all
mother[bleep] go?"

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Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Ah!

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Ahh.

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Yeah, uh.

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Ha ha ha!

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Oh, no.

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Uh...

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Oh.

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Uh...

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Oh...ah!

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Wha-- Ah, ah?

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Huh.

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Ah.

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Uh...

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Uh...

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Ah.

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Ah?

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Ah-- Uh...

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Uh...

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Ah. Ah.

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Ah.

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Ah!

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Ah.

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Ah!

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Oh.

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Ah!

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Jordan, would you say
I'm gullible?

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Mm... No.

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I feel sometimes
like I'm gullible.

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So you believed me
when I said

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that you weren't gullible
just now?

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- Oh, darn it. Okay.
- See what happened?

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Wait a minute, so then,
what else is not true

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that you told me?
Are you not Danny Glover's son?

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No, would I be able to talk

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like this if I wasn't
Danny Glover's son?

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That's a really good point.
You wouldn't be able

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to talk like that
if you weren't...

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Danny Glover's son.

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I can't help talking
like this.

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Hey, man.

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You gotta let me
out of here.

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Oh, okay.

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You tricked me.

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I can honestly say
I wasn't trying to trick you.

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You weren't?

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All I said was, "You gotta
let me out of here."

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There's no trick.

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So I do have to let you
out of here?

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Yes?

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<i>Bon voyage.

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Order's to let him go,
I don't know why

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he's in here in the first place.
I don't know.

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Sorry.

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Boy, you really
got me in trouble.

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Sorry.

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Yeah, you must think
I'm stupid.

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Well, I'm not stupid.
I'm smart, so--

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You know how you could prove
that you're really smart?

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Oh, yeah, let me guess.

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You want me to let you
out of here again.

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- Well.
- You know what?

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You think that you can trick me
into letting you out again.

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Well, you can't.
'cause this is my choice.

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- Get the heck out of here.
- All right.

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All right?

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Reverse psychology.

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Sorry about that, guys.

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That was me, guys, my bad.

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My bad.

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Real nice.

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Now they said they're gonna
dock my pay, and if I let you

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out of here again,
I'm gonna be severely punished.

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I mean,
what are you gonna do?

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I'm actually surprised
they haven't already

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thrown you in here with me.

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No, prison is
for bad guys.

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You're a bad guy,
and I'm a good guy.

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Yeah, but you could see how,
from my perspective,

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I'm a good guy.

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Wait, you're a good guy?

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It doesn't seem like you
understand what your job is.

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Oh, oh, okay.
I see what you're doing.

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You're trying to manipulate me
with reverse psychology.

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- Well, it's not gonna work.
- No.

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It's not even worth going
out there again.

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Look, they just gon' get me
and bring me back in here,

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just like they always do.

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Unless...

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What?

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No, I'm--
forget it, I don't want

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to take advantage
of you anymore.

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Look, hey, no, no, listen.
I'm not gonna fall for it,

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whatever it is.
You may as well just tell me.

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I was just gonna say that,
like, if you were to help me...

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Uh-huh.

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get past the guards...

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Yeah, yeah.

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and get all the way out--

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Okay.

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I really--
no, I have to tell you.

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You need to think
about this long and hard.

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Weigh your options
and consider

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the ramifications
of those options.

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Like heck I will.

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- Let's go.
- All right.

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- I'm busting you outta here!
- Shh.

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Don't-- Don't yell, man.

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You might as well
ring the alarm.

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- Good idea, yeah.
- No--

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Look, look, he-- Ah!
He's--

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- Oh, hi, Tom.
- It was--

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Good to see you guys.
Yeah.

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Oh, boy, I did it
again, didn't I?

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It's actually very ironic,
'cause when I was

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a prison guard--
when I was a prison guard,

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I wasn't allowed
to talk to the prisoners.

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That was the thing,
they said to me,

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"If you talk to those prisoners,
you're gonna get in trouble.

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"You're gonna get in trouble."
Now that I'm in here with you,

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I can talk as much as I want.
Just babble on, and babble on,

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and babble on, we can talk about
anything you want. Any--any--

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And I'm Perry Schmidt.

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Well, now we know.

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The long awaited announcement
by star English teacher

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Ruby Ruhf has sent teaching fans
across the nation into a frenzy.

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I've enjoyed my time
in Ohio very much,

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but I'm pleased to announce
that I'm taking my talents

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back to New York City.
Thank you very much.

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Apparently, PS431 has made Ruby
an offer she couldn't refuse.

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<i>$80 million guaranteed
over six years,

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<i>with another $40 million
in incentives

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<i>based on test scores.

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This salary puts her
right up there

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with Rockridge Elementary's
Katie Hope

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and William Wu
out of--

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Colgate Magnet!

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<i>All right, let's take a look
at yesterday's

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high school teacher draft
from Radio City Music Hall,

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where Central Rapids High,

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recipient of the worst
test scores last semester,

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made the first pick
that was no surprise to anyone.

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For the first pick,
Central Rapids High takes...

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calculus teacher Mike Yoast
from Tulsa Teacher's College.

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And just like that,
you're a millionaire.

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Ha ha.

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<i>Mike Yoast
is an unbelievable story,

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his father living
from paycheck to paycheck

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as a humble
pro football player.

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Kid was a natural mathlete.

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You know he's gonna buy
his mom a house.

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- Oh, you know this.
- Oh, there's no way

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around that.

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You owe your mom.

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<i>Today's highlight of the day
is brought to you

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<i>on a fresh-baked bun
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Now it's time
for the highlight of the day.

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Star history teacher
Ashley Ferguson has been

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running up them test scores
over at Vinz Clortho High.

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- Okay.
- Whoo.

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Confederate forces
fired first.

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Can anyone tell me
where this battle took place?

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Now, look at this.

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She looks left,
then right,

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looks past the students
with their arms up in the air,

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- spots Max near the back...
- Whoo.

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<i>Sees that even though his hand
isn't up, he's engaged.

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Max?

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It was Fort Sumter?

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That's right.

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Oh, come on.
See what she did there?

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She's bringing a introvert
into the discussion, y'all.

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That's a teacher of the year
play right there.

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That's right, Boyd.
You know, the confidence gained

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by Max by answering
that question correctly

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will enhance his performance
throughout the rest of the year.

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- No doubt.
- Coming up after the break,

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Mayfield Prep trades
French teacher Janeane Lowe

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to Skyline High
for a head librarian

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and two lunch ladies
to be named later.

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And we'll get the inside scoop
on the impending

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- teacher's strike that could...
- Uh-oh.

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cripple the season.

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Next up,
on<i> Teaching Center.

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Whoo.

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<i>Strength courses through me.

255
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<i>I am velocity.

256
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<i>I am power.

257
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<i>I am a leader,
a believer.

258
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<i>I am the force that guides.

259
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<i>I am the gateway
to what is possible,

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<i>the path to the future.

261
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<i>I am the future.

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<i>The all-new 2015 6 Series is here.

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<i>Meet the new Teacher's Pet.

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You know what?
I'm not gon' be--

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I'm not gonna be doing
no commercials.

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- None?
- I'm not gonna sell

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my [bleep] out.
I'm gonna keep my integrity.

268
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That's good, 'cause that way,
you don't have to ever worry

269
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about buying a car
or anything like that.

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00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,423
But what,
just for argument's sake,

271
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what kind of figures
are people getting these days?

272
00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:05,128
Well, like,
if it was a Sam--

273
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you know, maybe Samsung
or something,

274
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you might make $750,000,
or something like that.

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750...

276
00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:11,051
Yeah, yeah.

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- Thousand.
- I mean, you'd have to give up

278
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- your phone-- your iPhone.
- I'm in.

279
00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:15,472
- What?
- I'm in.

280
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I don't think there's an offer
on the table, or anything.

281
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Let's find one.

282
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Well, what about your, um,
artistic integrity?

283
00:17:19,361 --> 00:17:21,644
$750,000.

284
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[bleep] 750, 500.

285
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- What would you-- would you--
- 250.

286
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Take it easy.
Now, wait a second.

287
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:27,917
We'll do it together.

288
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:28,952
Okay, yeah,
but we wouldn't just do

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a commercial for anybody, now.

290
00:17:30,322 --> 00:17:31,554
- We wouldn't do it for anybody.
- Sss...

291
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- I mean, if, you know--
- If they got $100,000 I am.

292
00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:36,209
Okay, let's say
that the Ku Klux Klan came

293
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for us to do a commercial.

294
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For $100,000?

295
00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:41,331
Well, [bleep] they're giving
back to the black community

296
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at that point--
me.

297
00:17:50,008 --> 00:17:52,092
- Best comic book adaptation...
- Oh, yeah.

298
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- to film hand down.
- It's-- Oh, yeah.

299
00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:54,594
- No argument.
- Oh, yeah.

300
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,679
Oh.
See you later, girls.

301
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,180
- All right.
- Oh, yeah.

302
00:17:57,266 --> 00:18:00,650
Um, I know I'm in the minority
here, but I don't really like

303
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the Christopher Nolan
<i>Batman</i> movies.

304
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I don't.

305
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I really just feel like
they're...overrated.

306
00:18:07,943 --> 00:18:08,909
Okay.

307
00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:13,663
Well, that's, um,
that's just an opinion.

308
00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:15,866
You see, that's why
I prefaced it by saying,

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"I know I'm in the minority."

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Awkward.

311
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You know, what, no.
No.

312
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,124
Not really.
It's not awkward,

313
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at least not until
you said "awkward."

314
00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:28,795
Now it's awkward,
because of what you said.

315
00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:31,631
Anyway.

316
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,383
Anyway, what?
Anyway, what?

317
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Really, 'cause when you say
"anyway,"

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then you have to follow it up
with an actual contribution

319
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to the conversation
we're having.

320
00:18:42,478 --> 00:18:43,610
- Yikes.
- No, look at me.

321
00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:45,479
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.

322
00:18:45,564 --> 00:18:47,113
There's no "Yikes,"
and the reason why

323
00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:48,982
there's no "Yikes" is,
there's nothing scary

324
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,700
about this situation, okay?

325
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,536
It's a very low-stakes
situation.

326
00:18:52,654 --> 00:18:53,537
- All right.

327
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:54,921
No, not "all right."
Come here. No.

328
00:18:55,023 --> 00:18:56,289
Don't look at him. Don't look
at either of those guys.

329
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Look at me, all right?

330
00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:59,659
"All right," what?

331
00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:00,877
'cause after you say
"All right,"

332
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you have to follow that up
with something.

333
00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,832
Don't do it.

334
00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,501
Don't look at them.

335
00:19:07,636 --> 00:19:09,252
Do not look at them.

336
00:19:09,338 --> 00:19:10,921
No--No.
Do not look at them.

337
00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:12,005
Do not look at them.
Don't do it.

338
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,256
Tell us how you really feel.

339
00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:14,641
Okay, you know what?
I'll tell you how I really feel.

340
00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:17,260
Listen, I really feel
like you're an asshole

341
00:19:17,346 --> 00:19:19,513
who has nothing interesting
to say.

342
00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:22,015
So what-- Oh.
No. Don't.

343
00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,067
No, don't look at them.
Turn your head.

344
00:19:24,186 --> 00:19:25,936
Turn it.
Right here.

345
00:19:26,021 --> 00:19:29,105
Tell me an opinion
that you have about something.

346
00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:31,575
Just one opinion that you have
about anything at all.

347
00:19:31,693 --> 00:19:33,443
Just share an opinion.
Anything. Share an opinion.

348
00:19:33,529 --> 00:19:35,195
Share an opinion.
Share an opinion.

349
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,030
Share an opinion right now.
Just off the top of your head.

350
00:19:37,165 --> 00:19:38,748
Share an opinion.
Anything.

351
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,367
Just one opinion,
that's all I'm asking.

352
00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:41,868
Share one opinion right now.

353
00:19:41,954 --> 00:19:43,753
- Share it. Share an opinion.
- Ah, ah, ah...

354
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:46,289
I don't have an opinion,
and that's why I just like

355
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:49,292
everything that everyone else
likes in pop culture.

356
00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:08,728
Don't look at me.

357
00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:13,867
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!

358
00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:26,763
O... kay...

359
00:20:30,118 --> 00:20:32,854
Can you recall the last place
you felt out of place?

360
00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:35,694
I feel a little out of place
everywhere, to be honest.

361
00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:37,787
Mm...
That's the mark of a genius.

362
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,709
I...

363
00:20:40,223 --> 00:20:43,077
can't say I disagree with you,
but...

364
00:20:45,425 --> 00:20:47,425
these equations are happening
in my head.

365
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,472
- Oh boy, what have I done?
- these...

366
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ideas, man, concepts...

367
00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:55,716
<i>♪ I'm gonna do my one line here ♪

368
00:20:55,763 --> 00:20:57,408
Oh, yeah...

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