1 00:00:04,599 --> 00:00:06,399 _ 2 00:00:07,112 --> 00:00:08,776 Come on, Gophers! 3 00:00:11,777 --> 00:00:13,649 Why were you wearing a dress in college? 4 00:00:13,676 --> 00:00:15,877 Because, Sam, a man wearing a dress was funny 5 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:17,278 before it was brave. 6 00:00:17,464 --> 00:00:18,776 Honey, zip me up. 7 00:00:18,777 --> 00:00:19,777 Yeah. 8 00:00:20,074 --> 00:00:21,111 I know this might 9 00:00:21,112 --> 00:00:21,944 seem odd, but the last time 10 00:00:21,945 --> 00:00:23,974 Mount St. Gary's 11 00:00:23,994 --> 00:00:27,116 made it to the tournament, Tim wore this exact same dress 12 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:28,278 and they won. 13 00:00:28,398 --> 00:00:29,776 It was a Cinderella story. 14 00:00:29,777 --> 00:00:30,528 Huh? 15 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:34,025 You look like Barbie's confused older brother. 16 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,490 Oh, leave him alone. Our alma mater's winning. 17 00:00:36,723 --> 00:00:38,456 I'm pretty sure it's all because of the dress. 18 00:00:38,481 --> 00:00:39,776 No, it's not all because of the dress. 19 00:00:39,777 --> 00:00:41,776 There's only one way to find out. 20 00:00:42,336 --> 00:00:44,437 Hey now, what an ugly turn of events 21 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,456 - for Mount St. Gary's. - Mm-hmm. 22 00:00:45,476 --> 00:00:47,776 That turnover just cost them their lead. 23 00:00:47,777 --> 00:00:49,194 Mm... 24 00:00:51,621 --> 00:00:52,776 Wow, look at that. 25 00:00:52,777 --> 00:00:54,776 The Gophers knock down a three 26 00:00:54,777 --> 00:00:56,776 and have regained the lead. 27 00:00:56,777 --> 00:00:57,863 - Whoa. - Whoa. 28 00:00:58,309 --> 00:01:00,777 Not sure I want this much power. 29 00:01:01,864 --> 00:01:04,776 Incredible. The 15 seed is about 30 00:01:04,777 --> 00:01:06,777 to upset the number two seed. 31 00:01:08,004 --> 00:01:10,166 Cinderella Mount St. Gary's 32 00:01:10,197 --> 00:01:12,482 advances to the round of 32. 33 00:01:12,517 --> 00:01:15,058 - That's how we do it! Yeah! - Oh, no! 34 00:01:15,402 --> 00:01:18,131 Oh, I ripped a big hole in the side of my dress. 35 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:19,776 Now I look stupid. 36 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:21,025 Yeah, now you do. 37 00:01:21,304 --> 00:01:23,964 Good thing I carry a sewing kit in my clutch. 38 00:01:25,777 --> 00:01:27,776 I like that color on you, Daddy. 39 00:01:28,062 --> 00:01:28,999 Thank you. 40 00:01:29,044 --> 00:01:29,585 Ooh! 41 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:32,113 What a charming tea party. But I need you to get going. 42 00:01:32,132 --> 00:01:33,221 Remember? You were gonna take the girls 43 00:01:33,246 --> 00:01:33,937 to the mall today. 44 00:01:33,981 --> 00:01:35,776 Oh. Saddle up, Soph! 45 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:39,321 Uh, y-you're not gonna go dressed like that, are you? 46 00:01:39,441 --> 00:01:40,735 Stays on till we lose. 47 00:01:40,787 --> 00:01:41,176 Honey, 48 00:01:41,192 --> 00:01:43,556 in college, you only wore the dress during the games. 49 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:45,938 Right. And we didn't go all the way. I'm not making that mistake 50 00:01:45,969 --> 00:01:48,100 again. Why else would I still be wearing the dress? 51 00:01:49,285 --> 00:01:50,045 Okay. 52 00:01:50,064 --> 00:01:53,579 Well, that makes all of this a little bit less special. 53 00:01:56,714 --> 00:01:58,336 When my dad had a breakdown, 54 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,255 my mom sent him to the country. 55 00:02:00,319 --> 00:02:02,523 He says it's about basketball. 56 00:02:02,535 --> 00:02:04,222 I don't want to wear it... I have to. 57 00:02:04,285 --> 00:02:07,984 Well, you are giving me lots of material for my memoir. 58 00:02:10,362 --> 00:02:10,944 Oh. Oh, oh. 59 00:02:10,945 --> 00:02:12,403 Okay, okay. Flat tire. 60 00:02:12,441 --> 00:02:13,776 Girls, cover your ears. 61 00:02:23,884 --> 00:02:25,944 Are you working Timmy Sherman's sixth birthday, too? 62 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,476 Oh, no! It's for basketball. 63 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:29,944 Mount St. Gary's. 64 00:02:29,945 --> 00:02:31,777 A Cinderella story? 65 00:02:32,247 --> 00:02:34,206 Oh, yeah. I get it. 66 00:02:34,326 --> 00:02:36,278 I got them in my bracket, so don't take that off. 67 00:02:36,472 --> 00:02:37,872 - No. - Can I help you with that? 68 00:02:37,897 --> 00:02:38,776 Yeah, thanks. Yeah. 69 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:40,776 Ow. 70 00:02:42,431 --> 00:02:43,431 Is this yours? 71 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:45,061 Yes. 72 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:49,292 It fits. 73 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:50,776 It's perfect. 74 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:51,896 Thank you. 75 00:02:51,976 --> 00:02:52,976 You're welcome. 76 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:56,451 I can't believe it's only been two days, 77 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,136 because your dress is ripe. 78 00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:00,777 All right. Come on, Gophers! 79 00:03:00,778 --> 00:03:03,086 Come on! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 80 00:03:03,105 --> 00:03:05,111 We either win or lose this game in the next ten seconds. 81 00:03:05,112 --> 00:03:06,776 I know. Just think, in the next ten seconds, 82 00:03:06,777 --> 00:03:08,776 this could all be over. 83 00:03:08,777 --> 00:03:10,819 Here, touch the hem of my garment for good luck. 84 00:03:10,997 --> 00:03:12,656 - No, I'm good. I'm good. - Touch it, we need a miracle. 85 00:03:12,682 --> 00:03:13,776 Two seconds to go. 86 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,776 Anderson takes the shot. 87 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,451 Unreal! 88 00:03:17,571 --> 00:03:19,916 - From midcourt, he makes it. - Oh! Yeah! 89 00:03:19,941 --> 00:03:22,200 - And Mount St. Gary's is going - Yes! 90 00:03:22,238 --> 00:03:23,716 To the Sweet 16. 91 00:03:23,717 --> 00:03:24,296 Great! 92 00:03:24,328 --> 00:03:26,776 Oh! How lucky! 93 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:29,394 Another five days of this! 94 00:03:29,413 --> 00:03:30,066 I know. 95 00:03:30,186 --> 00:03:32,486 I know. My new driver's license photo's gonna be ruined, 96 00:03:32,487 --> 00:03:33,383 but it'll be worth it. 97 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,777 Oh, wow. It just keeps getting better. 98 00:03:35,778 --> 00:03:37,777 Got a man wide open! The alley-oop to Elbroke! 99 00:03:37,778 --> 00:03:42,001 Oh, Elbroke slams it in! And we got a buzzer beater! 100 00:03:42,026 --> 00:03:45,776 Ooh, we got a big upset here! 101 00:03:45,777 --> 00:03:48,776 He passes it off to Renfro. Renfro shoots it from the... 102 00:03:48,777 --> 00:03:51,247 It's caught at the the three-pointer from way... 103 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:52,776 Heather! 104 00:03:52,896 --> 00:03:53,985 Where is my dress?! 105 00:03:54,105 --> 00:03:54,947 Which one? 106 00:03:54,998 --> 00:03:56,569 Oh, don't you play coy with me. 107 00:03:56,581 --> 00:03:58,292 You know that's just for buying cars. 108 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:01,080 Okay. I... I-I couldn't stand 109 00:04:01,093 --> 00:04:02,776 to see you in a dress anymore, so 110 00:04:02,777 --> 00:04:05,068 I threw the dress into the Paretskys' backyard, 111 00:04:05,093 --> 00:04:07,486 their dog saw it, came over, cowered a little, 112 00:04:07,487 --> 00:04:08,992 and then he had diarrhea all over it. 113 00:04:09,014 --> 00:04:10,940 What?! Oh, Heather! 114 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,776 Not much of a watchdog. 115 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,119 What? 116 00:04:14,424 --> 00:04:16,706 You... oh, Heather. 117 00:04:19,777 --> 00:04:21,944 Another turnover by Mount St. Gary's, 118 00:04:21,945 --> 00:04:24,776 who's down by 20 with time running out. 119 00:04:25,102 --> 00:04:27,995 It wasn't the same Gopher team out there. 120 00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:29,776 It's as if they lost their mojo. 121 00:04:30,005 --> 00:04:32,776 Not lost, Jim Nantz! Their mojo was thrown out! 122 00:04:32,777 --> 00:04:34,777 What a heartbreaking end... 123 00:04:41,777 --> 00:04:43,438 What? I... 124 00:04:49,804 --> 00:04:51,285 What's that, a gift? 125 00:04:51,329 --> 00:04:53,776 You know, you can't buy my forgiveness with a gift. 126 00:04:53,777 --> 00:04:55,776 Unless it's a deep fryer. Is that a deep fryer? 127 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:58,776 Do you really think a deep fryer could fit into this box? 128 00:04:59,207 --> 00:05:00,992 I don't know. I just wanted something deep fried. 129 00:05:01,012 --> 00:05:02,776 It's not a deep fryer. 130 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,265 But it'll make you feel just as fat. 131 00:05:07,836 --> 00:05:09,458 A new Cinderella dress. 132 00:05:09,490 --> 00:05:11,513 It's for next year. And... 133 00:05:11,538 --> 00:05:13,121 to give us a little extra help, 134 00:05:13,463 --> 00:05:15,776 I got a little something for myself. 135 00:05:16,345 --> 00:05:19,654 This way, we can be ridiculous together. 136 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:24,576 _ 137 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:34,638 You ever think there'll be a day where the baby monitor 138 00:05:34,658 --> 00:05:37,776 will wake us up by saying, "Hello, Mom and Dad. 139 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:40,015 I am in need of assistance." 140 00:05:40,135 --> 00:05:41,944 Yeah. Or like, "You know what, 141 00:05:42,423 --> 00:05:45,776 I'll go to work. You guys stay in and wet your pants all day." 142 00:05:50,469 --> 00:05:51,469 Sign it, Greg! 143 00:05:51,825 --> 00:05:52,316 Also, you have 144 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:53,969 to give me $14 for the gift. 145 00:05:54,089 --> 00:05:55,375 We got the boss shot glasses 146 00:05:55,401 --> 00:05:57,776 for every day of the week, but Friday's is bigger. 147 00:05:58,355 --> 00:06:01,074 Oh. Uh, no. This is, uh... 148 00:06:01,098 --> 00:06:02,491 Sorry. You're gonna have to come back to me. 149 00:06:02,523 --> 00:06:04,447 It's too much pressure to be the first to sign. 150 00:06:04,512 --> 00:06:07,233 You handle thousands of dollars in crowdfunding every day. 151 00:06:07,257 --> 00:06:09,467 I think you can handle a birthday card. 152 00:06:10,181 --> 00:06:11,181 Right. 153 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:17,041 Chase is in a bad mood. 154 00:06:17,161 --> 00:06:18,981 He gave up carbs, dairy, and Sugar. 155 00:06:19,101 --> 00:06:22,595 Oh, not sugar the food. Sugar the woman who waters the plants. 156 00:06:23,147 --> 00:06:25,777 His wife caught Chase fertilizing her. 157 00:06:26,688 --> 00:06:27,394 Get it? 158 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:28,747 Yes. 159 00:06:29,443 --> 00:06:30,777 Just... no pressure. 160 00:06:30,778 --> 00:06:31,778 None. 161 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:35,182 Just... make it good. 162 00:06:38,573 --> 00:06:40,427 Greg, your birthday wishes 163 00:06:40,445 --> 00:06:43,776 are thoughtful, poignant... and hilarious. 164 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,776 I'm not even sure what I wrote. 165 00:06:46,777 --> 00:06:48,657 Well, it makes me want to be a better man, 166 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:51,776 and it gives me a chubster in the downstairs area. 167 00:06:51,777 --> 00:06:53,317 Where's Mailroom Mark? 168 00:06:53,437 --> 00:06:54,437 Here, sir. 169 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:55,776 I got some news for you. 170 00:06:55,777 --> 00:06:57,776 Your mom was Copy Room Janet, 171 00:06:57,777 --> 00:06:58,944 and you're my son. 172 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,487 Dad! 173 00:07:02,777 --> 00:07:04,514 Oh! 174 00:07:05,084 --> 00:07:08,037 You're so creative, Greg. I'm tired of funding 175 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,259 other people's stupid dreams here. 176 00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:12,375 It's time you crowdfund one of your own. 177 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,927 W... I-I've thought the same thing. 178 00:07:14,939 --> 00:07:17,777 Of course you have. It's your fantasy. 179 00:07:21,777 --> 00:07:23,313 Greg! 180 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:25,657 Greg, hurry up. 181 00:07:25,684 --> 00:07:27,705 I've got some tilapia in the microwave. 182 00:07:27,749 --> 00:07:30,267 I-I just... don't want to make it seem like 183 00:07:30,277 --> 00:07:32,777 I'm trying too hard. 184 00:07:35,777 --> 00:07:37,944 Greg, is this your idea of a joke? 185 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,257 I... 186 00:07:40,470 --> 00:07:41,717 I don't remember what I wrote. 187 00:07:43,267 --> 00:07:45,523 That's him. You didn't write anything. 188 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:48,859 There's just a drawing here of a man with a very large nose 189 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:50,766 and big, hairy eyes underneath. 190 00:07:50,781 --> 00:07:52,013 Gross. 191 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:53,549 Chase, this has got to be some sort of... 192 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:55,505 Oh, clean out your desk, Greg. 193 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,777 And don't bother coming home. 194 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,434 Mom? 195 00:08:00,469 --> 00:08:02,776 Matt was always my favorite. 196 00:08:03,038 --> 00:08:03,874 Dad. 197 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,210 I have no son. 198 00:08:05,248 --> 00:08:06,248 No, Dad... 199 00:08:06,351 --> 00:08:08,863 Hmm? Okay, I have one son. 200 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:12,230 It's over, Greg. I've moved on. 201 00:08:13,498 --> 00:08:15,651 Coach Murray from middle school? 202 00:08:15,889 --> 00:08:17,776 Should've climbed that rope, Greg. 203 00:08:17,777 --> 00:08:20,777 'Cause now your wife is climbing mine. 204 00:08:21,304 --> 00:08:22,840 You make me sick. 205 00:08:25,223 --> 00:08:28,217 Greg. Greg. Greg! 206 00:08:28,236 --> 00:08:30,658 Milly, will you please just let me think, all right? 207 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:31,919 Your voice is so... 208 00:08:33,487 --> 00:08:35,776 Wh... Where's that music coming from? 209 00:08:35,777 --> 00:08:36,958 It's my ringtone. 210 00:08:37,013 --> 00:08:38,356 Oh, God, it's my mom. 211 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:39,777 She's so annoying. 212 00:08:39,778 --> 00:08:41,559 I kind of hate her. She has this voice 213 00:08:41,599 --> 00:08:44,777 that's so high-pitched that it's really, really irritating. 214 00:08:44,778 --> 00:08:47,776 She sounds like a baby crying. I don't really like 215 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,977 hanging out with her. She's from Santa Fe, New Mexico... 216 00:08:52,463 --> 00:08:53,780 Shh! 217 00:08:53,987 --> 00:08:55,274 Why are you looking at me like that? 218 00:08:55,394 --> 00:08:57,021 I've got an idea. 219 00:08:57,593 --> 00:08:59,473 It took you long enough. 220 00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:01,043 All right. 221 00:09:02,698 --> 00:09:04,440 CriTunes? What the heck 222 00:09:04,464 --> 00:09:06,877 - does that mean? - It's a baby monitor, all right? 223 00:09:06,897 --> 00:09:08,574 But it takes the cries of your baby 224 00:09:08,593 --> 00:09:10,776 and it turns those grating cries 225 00:09:10,777 --> 00:09:13,776 into soothing music. 226 00:09:13,777 --> 00:09:15,777 Cri-Tunes. 227 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,111 CriTunes. 228 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,777 Yes! 229 00:09:23,441 --> 00:09:24,776 What is this? 230 00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:27,041 Oh, Mom! 231 00:09:27,051 --> 00:09:28,944 I'm just not ready to be a grandma yet, okay? You just... 232 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:31,583 you rip it like that. Hold this. 233 00:09:32,101 --> 00:09:34,001 _ 234 00:09:34,463 --> 00:09:37,220 All right, I got to get behind you and pretend that I'm you, 235 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:39,797 otherwise I can't tie this right. 236 00:09:40,632 --> 00:09:41,462 Ah, there you go. 237 00:09:41,463 --> 00:09:43,462 Got to do the same thing with your cummerbund. 238 00:09:43,822 --> 00:09:44,214 What? 239 00:09:44,456 --> 00:09:44,964 Yeah. 240 00:09:44,965 --> 00:09:46,319 You don't need to do my cummerbund. 241 00:09:46,370 --> 00:09:48,320 - I know I don't need to, - Oh. 242 00:09:48,371 --> 00:09:49,404 But it's your prom, 243 00:09:49,466 --> 00:09:52,462 And this is one of those things that a dad really remembers. 244 00:09:52,463 --> 00:09:54,012 Hey, Tim, whenever you're done doing whatever it is you're 245 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:56,462 doing there, could I have a minute alone with Tyler? 246 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,609 Looks like your mom wants a turn with you. 247 00:09:59,864 --> 00:10:00,988 Oh, you look so nice. 248 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:02,014 Okay. 249 00:10:05,596 --> 00:10:06,596 For prom. 250 00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:09,462 What is this? 251 00:10:09,973 --> 00:10:11,122 Oh, Mom! 252 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:12,180 Okay, these are called condoms. 253 00:10:12,199 --> 00:10:14,155 And you know your dad likes to buy in bulk. 254 00:10:14,191 --> 00:10:16,462 Well, he got these before his vasectomy... 255 00:10:16,463 --> 00:10:17,806 - Mom... - I'm just not ready 256 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:18,956 to be a grandma yet, okay? 257 00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:21,784 You just... you just rip it like that... hold this. 258 00:10:22,904 --> 00:10:25,597 Okay, if it breaks like that, I will be a grandmother. 259 00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:27,464 - Oh, what are you... - Put 'em in your pockets. 260 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:30,462 I am going to miss these moments with you. 261 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,162 Hi! 262 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,673 We're here for pictures! 263 00:10:32,739 --> 00:10:34,679 Oh, look at you. 264 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,462 We don't need to capture this. 265 00:10:36,582 --> 00:10:38,706 Oh, goodness. 266 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:41,281 How many girls are you going with? 267 00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:43,495 Here, I'll... I'll help you clean up. 268 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,599 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, thanks, Mom. 269 00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:49,162 Have you ever, you know, seen one of these personally? 270 00:10:49,201 --> 00:10:51,162 Hmm? John, get a banana. 271 00:10:51,282 --> 00:10:53,394 Tyler doesn't know how to use a rubber. 272 00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:55,382 Oh, you guys are weirding the kid out. 273 00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:57,163 He's got a prom to go to. 274 00:10:58,163 --> 00:10:59,163 Thanks, Pop-Pop. 275 00:10:59,164 --> 00:10:59,877 Yeah. 276 00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:02,756 Your mother and grandmother have a problem with boundaries. 277 00:11:02,768 --> 00:11:05,363 They don't know how to talk to you like you're an adult. 278 00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,162 But I do. 279 00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:09,872 Let's talk about 280 00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:11,497 how to get a girl's bra off 281 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:14,162 when you're kissing her neck. 282 00:11:14,163 --> 00:11:15,299 What bra? 283 00:11:15,621 --> 00:11:16,376 What is that? 284 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,162 This is Cheeto's girlfriend, Dorita. 285 00:11:19,163 --> 00:11:21,349 She's here to show you the bases. 286 00:11:21,396 --> 00:11:22,396 Seriously? 287 00:11:22,512 --> 00:11:25,043 Every other kid just gets the no-drinking talk. 288 00:11:25,081 --> 00:11:26,875 Oh, no, no, you need to drink 289 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:29,162 or that thing's going to go off like a Roman candle 290 00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:31,497 before you even get your pants down. 291 00:11:32,269 --> 00:11:33,629 You said it. 292 00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:41,862 You look beautiful. 293 00:11:42,044 --> 00:11:43,044 So do you. 294 00:11:46,386 --> 00:11:48,266 - I got your corsage. - Okay. 295 00:11:50,406 --> 00:11:51,833 Sorry, um, 296 00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:53,214 those are from my mom. 297 00:12:03,555 --> 00:12:04,862 Isn't this great? 298 00:12:04,863 --> 00:12:06,968 Didn't you love how every single guy won Prom King 299 00:12:06,982 --> 00:12:08,963 - and every single girl won Prom Queen? - Yeah. 300 00:12:08,983 --> 00:12:10,862 Yeah, our school is so inclusive. 301 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,028 It was perfect. Everything is perfect. 302 00:12:13,808 --> 00:12:15,863 You're perfect. 303 00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:19,862 Wow. 304 00:12:21,512 --> 00:12:22,724 Come on. 305 00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:28,416 Come here. 306 00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:45,687 You know how I feel about you. 307 00:12:45,718 --> 00:12:49,255 Me, too. And... you. Me. 308 00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:50,958 And I think it's time 309 00:12:50,981 --> 00:12:53,602 we take our relationship to the next level. 310 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,862 Absolutely. Up we go. 311 00:12:55,863 --> 00:12:57,432 I want to know that our souls 312 00:12:57,464 --> 00:12:59,862 are gonna go to the same place when we die. 313 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,739 Wow. This is intense. 314 00:13:02,295 --> 00:13:03,989 I want us to be together 315 00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:06,000 in every way possible. 316 00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,862 Yes. In every way. 317 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,604 Or even in just one way. 318 00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:12,520 That's why I want to give you this. 319 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,217 This ring is my promise 320 00:13:17,669 --> 00:13:18,793 to keep myself pure 321 00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:21,824 until the first time that I have sex... 322 00:13:24,831 --> 00:13:25,863 on my wedding night. 323 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,642 Will you marry me? 324 00:13:30,487 --> 00:13:32,087 _ 325 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:36,988 Hey, buddy. 326 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,817 What are you doing in here all by yourself? 327 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,186 Oh, God, you're watching porn. 328 00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:41,817 No, I'm not watching porn. 329 00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:42,817 Yet. 330 00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:44,293 And also anymore. 331 00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,146 - Ooh. - No, I'm-I'm looking 332 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,207 at my Netflix history. 333 00:13:47,222 --> 00:13:48,817 See, Colleen and I still share a password, 334 00:13:48,818 --> 00:13:49,672 so I can see firsthand 335 00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:51,647 - how well she's doing without me. Look. - Uh-huh. 336 00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,603 Uh, sports documentaries. 337 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,364 Yeah. Colleen hates sports. 338 00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:57,189 And she watched this one on a Monday, which means 339 00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:58,533 that not only is she seeing somebody, 340 00:13:58,534 --> 00:13:59,419 but they're already at the point where 341 00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:01,061 they're hanging out on Mondays and... 342 00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:03,442 you know, watching Netflix. 343 00:14:04,623 --> 00:14:07,575 Okay, well, listen, maybe this is an opportunity 344 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,903 for you to get back out there, too. 345 00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:11,530 You know? Maybe... 346 00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:15,280 hop in the shower, give hygiene the old college try. 347 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:17,763 I don't know, Jen. I don't think I'm ready. 348 00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:21,421 Okay. Well, maybe just the shower part, then. 349 00:14:23,465 --> 00:14:25,165 Uh, hey, Vanda. 350 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,165 Quick pregunta. 351 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,165 You're not seeing anyone right now, are you? 352 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:29,470 Why do you ask? 353 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,387 I was wondering if maybe 354 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,134 you wanted to go on a date with my brother-in-law 355 00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:34,605 this Friday. I assumed from your late-night 356 00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:36,353 ice cream tweets that you were single. 357 00:14:36,473 --> 00:14:39,672 No, I'm dating an artisanal ice cream artist. 358 00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:42,166 The pictures are part of our foreplay. 359 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:44,958 Okay, let's go back to being small-talk friends. 360 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:45,789 Let's do that. 361 00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:47,688 Uh, did I just hear 362 00:14:47,718 --> 00:14:49,674 the chocolate and peanut butter 363 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,665 of "Friday" and "date"? 364 00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:53,479 Dougie, hi. 365 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,736 Always a pleasure. 366 00:14:54,781 --> 00:14:57,794 No, I was just, uh, I was wondering if Vanda was free. 367 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,491 Well, I'm free. 368 00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:00,432 What about me? 369 00:15:00,444 --> 00:15:02,665 I like ice cream and foreplay. 370 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:04,665 But if I get going, 371 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,512 I'm gonna need a whole lot of one 372 00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:08,080 and very little of the other. 373 00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:09,665 Yeah, me, too. 374 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,611 I just thought that, um, you were seeing someone. 375 00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:13,665 He died. 376 00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:15,666 - Oh. - So, tell me about your brother-in-law. 377 00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:17,665 Could he pick me up, like, physically? 378 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,133 If we were to get in a fight, who do you think could win 379 00:15:20,149 --> 00:15:21,149 between the two of us? 380 00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:23,120 Uh... you. 381 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:23,950 Yeah. 382 00:15:24,866 --> 00:15:25,567 I'm in! 383 00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:25,993 Yeah? 384 00:15:26,231 --> 00:15:27,027 Let's do this! 385 00:15:27,062 --> 00:15:27,465 Okay. 386 00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:29,210 Tell him to wear something smart... 387 00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:32,465 no jeans, no tank tops, no baseball caps. 388 00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:34,175 I'm like a Puerto Rican nightclub. 389 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,200 You sure are. 390 00:15:36,548 --> 00:15:38,666 This is so exciting. 391 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,665 I think it's very important that you get back out there. 392 00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:43,618 Yeah, it's also very important 393 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,665 that you manage expectations. 394 00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:47,075 Dougie wasn't my first choice. 395 00:15:47,126 --> 00:15:48,349 But she's my boss' daughter, 396 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:49,665 so I couldn't really say no. 397 00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:51,233 - What does that mean? - That she's, 398 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,051 yeah, uh, a little rough around the edges. 399 00:15:53,171 --> 00:15:54,083 Well, I don't care 400 00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:56,117 if she's a pizza box with eyes. 401 00:15:56,146 --> 00:15:57,488 He's going on a date. 402 00:15:57,507 --> 00:16:00,357 You have given him the greatest gift. Mwah. 403 00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:02,764 Mom's right... I need to get back up on the horse. 404 00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:05,666 That's actually a really good analogy in this case. 405 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:13,142 Hey-o! You must be Matt. 406 00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:14,665 Dougie? 407 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:15,900 Yep, that's me. 408 00:16:16,991 --> 00:16:19,398 Good God, you're like bones. 409 00:16:19,423 --> 00:16:21,470 Jen did not tell me you were so scrawny. 410 00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,865 Never dated a man I couldn't share a belt with. 411 00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:26,048 I haven't been eating a lot since I got over this break-up... 412 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,865 Okay, save it for pillow talk. 413 00:16:28,152 --> 00:16:30,413 Where's your ball and where's your shoes? 414 00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,033 I'm renting them. 415 00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,449 Oh, God, okay. 416 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,344 Uh, I'll meet you at three. 417 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,200 I can't be seen with a renter. 418 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,367 This is super embarrassing. 419 00:16:37,368 --> 00:16:38,662 Rookie mistake! 420 00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:40,865 You always bring your own ball! 421 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:41,866 Come on! 422 00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:52,443 Boo-yah! 423 00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:53,748 Yeah. 424 00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:56,414 X it out, Bony Island. 425 00:16:56,687 --> 00:16:57,948 Whoa! 426 00:16:57,995 --> 00:16:58,995 Final score. 427 00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:01,313 218-47. 428 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:02,865 You suck! 429 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:04,217 And your tie's dumb. 430 00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:05,230 Thank you. 431 00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:06,624 Well, this has been a great night. 432 00:17:06,643 --> 00:17:08,626 I've learned so much about-about bowling, 433 00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:09,158 Mm-hmm. 434 00:17:09,177 --> 00:17:09,867 Its culture, 435 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,746 and the art of thawing meat. 436 00:17:11,761 --> 00:17:12,865 Yeah, night's not over. 437 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,093 You still haven't met the steamer. 438 00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:17,581 You say that and it makes me scared. 439 00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,057 It's just my cat. 440 00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:20,318 Oh, thank God. 441 00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:21,865 My trouser cat. 442 00:17:23,698 --> 00:17:25,667 What do you say? Come on over. 443 00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:27,404 I've got an opening for one 444 00:17:27,435 --> 00:17:29,241 with your little skinny name on it. 445 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,492 - Yeah, I just don't think - Ooh! 446 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:31,962 that I'm in that place quite yet. 447 00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:34,023 And also it seems like you hate me. 448 00:17:34,143 --> 00:17:36,200 That's what makes it hot. 449 00:17:37,025 --> 00:17:37,658 Right. 450 00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:38,747 - Yeah, see, - Headlocks! 451 00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:42,200 I'm not really in that hate-sex phase. 452 00:17:42,201 --> 00:17:44,676 Forget you then! 453 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,127 The night is still young. 454 00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,526 I can still find a business man in Chinatown 455 00:17:48,543 --> 00:17:50,865 who likes a good steamed bun. 456 00:17:51,365 --> 00:17:52,365 Pfft. 457 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,411 So, the date didn't go well? 458 00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,366 If that's what's out there, 459 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,232 I don't want it. 460 00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:02,541 - I could've lost a finger! - I know, I'm sorry. 461 00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:05,303 Maybe it's just not possible to enjoy yourself 462 00:18:05,343 --> 00:18:07,619 when you're still holding onto Colleen. 463 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:08,866 I'm not holding onto Colleen. 464 00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:09,992 I'm not. 465 00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:11,462 I haven't called her in a week. 466 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,162 I changed my relationship status. 467 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,033 I stopped trying to run 468 00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:15,865 into her at the gym... I'm over her. 469 00:18:16,381 --> 00:18:18,441 What did she watch on Netflix last night? 470 00:18:18,478 --> 00:18:19,478 White Chicks. 471 00:18:23,238 --> 00:18:24,033 Well, she's got good taste. 472 00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:25,865 You can't argue that. 473 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:31,884 Hi. 474 00:18:31,925 --> 00:18:33,663 Hi. Wh-what are you doing here? 475 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:35,258 Just wanted to get you your stuff back. 476 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,066 Oh, okay. Right-right now? 477 00:18:37,097 --> 00:18:38,097 Yeah, well, I, um... 478 00:18:38,404 --> 00:18:39,180 - Sorry. - Uh-huh. 479 00:18:41,145 --> 00:18:42,865 Hey, look, I had always assumed 480 00:18:42,866 --> 00:18:44,455 that we were gonna get back together. 481 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,033 Um, and, uh, I see from the Netflix history 482 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:49,695 that you're dating someone, so I think that it's time 483 00:18:49,706 --> 00:18:52,923 that I let go of the idea that you are the one. 484 00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:58,205 Matt? 485 00:18:59,612 --> 00:19:00,865 I-I'm not dating anybody. 486 00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:03,335 What? 487 00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:04,788 I'm not dating anybody. 488 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,079 But you're hanging out with somebody. 489 00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:07,865 I mean, his truck is in your driveway. 490 00:19:07,866 --> 00:19:09,671 Matt, how could I possibly be hanging out 491 00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:10,866 with somebody when, 492 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,865 when all I do is think about you? 493 00:19:14,478 --> 00:19:15,328 I mean, this last month 494 00:19:15,358 --> 00:19:17,353 has been the loneliest month of my life. 495 00:19:18,842 --> 00:19:20,590 I should've never broken up with you. 496 00:19:21,132 --> 00:19:22,865 I was, I was just scared. 497 00:19:23,377 --> 00:19:24,698 Why didn't you tell me? 498 00:19:24,769 --> 00:19:26,639 Because I'd already messed things up enough, 499 00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:28,865 and I didn't want to hurt you anymore. 500 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,657 I'm sorry, I just feel like such a fool. 501 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,865 No, you're not the fool. I'm the fool. 502 00:19:34,087 --> 00:19:34,721 Why? 503 00:19:34,888 --> 00:19:36,631 Because I've been letting you talk this whole time 504 00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:38,368 when I should've just done this. 505 00:19:48,975 --> 00:19:50,693 You still haven't explained the Netflix history 506 00:19:50,694 --> 00:19:52,404 - or the truck in the driveway. - Oh, that. 507 00:19:52,405 --> 00:19:54,155 Um, Chad rented out his room to someone 508 00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:56,466 - on his legal team. Mm-hmm. - Oh. 509 00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:58,693 Hello. 510 00:19:58,945 --> 00:19:59,945 - Hi. - Hello. 511 00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:02,379 Oh, right on, I mean, he seems 512 00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:03,312 kind of like nice and quiet... 513 00:20:03,324 --> 00:20:04,403 Sorry the hammock broke! 514 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,466 Oh, my God, no. 515 00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:06,693 Yeah, that's, uh, Dougie. 516 00:20:06,694 --> 00:20:07,987 - My new roommate. - Can't breathe. 517 00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:10,954 Well, look what the cat trouser dragged back in. 518 00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:12,105 Oh, you know each other. 519 00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:14,884 Okay. 520 00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:15,885 Okay. 521 00:20:16,795 --> 00:20:18,495 _ 522 00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:24,108 What's up? 523 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,196 What? What's-what...? 524 00:20:26,197 --> 00:20:26,537 What? 525 00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:27,547 What is that music? 526 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:31,197 Are we listening to the funeral home station? 527 00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:33,913 No, we're listening to my prototype. 528 00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:34,964 Wha...? 529 00:20:36,197 --> 00:20:39,318 Yeah, it's turning Lark's cries 530 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,661 into soothing music. 531 00:20:41,978 --> 00:20:44,686 May I present: CryTunes. 532 00:20:45,272 --> 00:20:48,197 Yeah. I posted it at my work. 533 00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:50,539 We're live, baby, 534 00:20:50,571 --> 00:20:51,948 and raising funds. 535 00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:55,014 Oh, so you are crowdfunding your own idea. 536 00:20:55,065 --> 00:20:55,609 Yeah. 537 00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:56,965 See, got a little description, 538 00:20:56,978 --> 00:20:59,196 and these are all the rewards that backers can get. 539 00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:01,196 "$100, 540 00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:02,920 personalized mixtape." 541 00:21:02,979 --> 00:21:05,196 Well, yeah, I mean, I'm the king of those. 542 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,529 So what do you think? 543 00:21:08,197 --> 00:21:09,197 Who? Oh, me? 544 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:10,586 Um... 545 00:21:10,628 --> 00:21:11,848 You don't like it. 546 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:12,431 I... 547 00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:14,423 You know what, it feels a little bit 548 00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:17,843 like I'm, like, shopping for curtains 549 00:21:17,856 --> 00:21:20,282 at a high-end outdoor mall. 550 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,550 Well, uh, you can change the music. 551 00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:24,640 Huh? 552 00:21:24,653 --> 00:21:27,101 No. No, no, no. 553 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,822 Well, no, I mean, you can... it can be any kind of music. 554 00:21:29,842 --> 00:21:30,601 It doesn't have to be... 555 00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:32,611 - Yeah, not this one. - It doesn't have to be these two, 556 00:21:32,621 --> 00:21:34,009 but the music will keep going 557 00:21:34,019 --> 00:21:36,196 as long as Lark keeps crying. 558 00:21:36,197 --> 00:21:39,196 Greg, L-Lark is crying. 559 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:40,976 - No, no. No, Lark is crying. - Oh. 560 00:21:40,991 --> 00:21:41,989 Yeah, she's a living baby. 561 00:21:42,014 --> 00:21:43,197 Sorry! 562 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,541 Yes! 25%. 563 00:21:46,628 --> 00:21:49,197 Take that, documentaries about anime. 564 00:21:52,197 --> 00:21:53,901 Hey, babe. What are you doing here? 565 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:56,525 Um, I came for my mixtape. 566 00:21:56,755 --> 00:21:57,768 You donated? 567 00:21:58,101 --> 00:21:59,019 Yeah, yeah. 568 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:02,226 You know, I was... I was feeling bad about this morning. 569 00:22:02,241 --> 00:22:05,197 I feel like I gave your idea lukewarm support, 570 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,097 and it should have been hot, you know? 571 00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:10,196 It should have been a steaming pile of hot support. 572 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,746 So you believe in it? 573 00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:13,622 Honestly, more than anything, I... 574 00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:16,077 was thinking about how much I believe in you. 575 00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:18,203 Thank you, honey. 576 00:22:19,403 --> 00:22:21,803 Now, if you believe in me just a hundred bucks more, 577 00:22:21,816 --> 00:22:23,196 your reward is a caricature. 578 00:22:23,197 --> 00:22:24,842 Now, I can give you big eyes or big boobs. 579 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:25,398 Which do you want? 580 00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:27,266 I draw 'em both the same. 581 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:28,603 30%! 582 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,896 Hey, there, Greg. 583 00:22:32,897 --> 00:22:34,549 Saw you posted something on our Web site. 584 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:35,801 Yeah, yeah. 585 00:22:35,826 --> 00:22:37,896 I mean, you can still get in on the ground floor, 586 00:22:37,897 --> 00:22:39,896 you know, get rich. 587 00:22:39,897 --> 00:22:42,449 I'm already rich. See, here's the thing. 588 00:22:42,707 --> 00:22:45,896 Posting your own product is, uh, it's a conflict of interest. 589 00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:47,896 You know, it's like, uh... 590 00:22:47,897 --> 00:22:49,602 oh, it's like taking your sister-in-law 591 00:22:49,612 --> 00:22:52,004 to a drive-in movie and getting her drunk 592 00:22:52,016 --> 00:22:55,896 on a little apple wine and making out with her... 593 00:22:55,897 --> 00:22:57,896 and-and then regretting it later. 594 00:22:58,358 --> 00:22:59,519 It's just not done. 595 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:02,896 But, uh, we-we... we're-we're 50% funded 596 00:23:02,897 --> 00:23:04,309 in-in just under three hours. 597 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,001 I mean, even the ball wipe guys, 598 00:23:06,016 --> 00:23:07,896 it-it took them a month to do that. 599 00:23:07,897 --> 00:23:10,156 The creators of Cleanuts don't work here. 600 00:23:10,276 --> 00:23:12,896 They smoke weed and throw food at each other's balls. 601 00:23:12,897 --> 00:23:14,417 That's how they came up with the idea. 602 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:16,454 Are you saying the entire time that I work here, 603 00:23:16,474 --> 00:23:17,897 I can't do anything creative ever? 604 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,897 I'm not saying that. 605 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,614 I want people to be creative. 606 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:25,192 If you want to, you know, mix flavors at the soda fountain 607 00:23:25,223 --> 00:23:26,896 or bring in a jigsaw puzzle, 608 00:23:27,138 --> 00:23:29,065 I think it'd be great. 609 00:23:29,759 --> 00:23:32,682 The point is I would take it down, if I were you, 610 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:33,898 but that's just me. 611 00:23:35,503 --> 00:23:36,503 You dig? 612 00:23:40,109 --> 00:23:42,896 Anyway, I'm just glad Greg's feeling inspired, you know? 613 00:23:42,897 --> 00:23:46,218 I mean, aside from Lark and our smoke alarm going off 614 00:23:46,248 --> 00:23:47,897 every time we cook a steak, 615 00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:49,896 there's really not much excitement in our house. 616 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:54,368 Well... that's about to change. 617 00:23:56,118 --> 00:23:57,398 Uh, what's up? 618 00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:07,575 Hi. 619 00:24:07,684 --> 00:24:09,096 Uh, you're-you're home early. 620 00:24:09,402 --> 00:24:13,096 Yeah, well, um, I got some big news. 621 00:24:13,097 --> 00:24:14,527 Uh, so-so do I. Um... 622 00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:16,096 Yeah, well, let me go first, 'cause I'm taller. 623 00:24:16,097 --> 00:24:20,303 So CryTunes has reached twice its funding goal 624 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:21,276 in its first day. 625 00:24:21,308 --> 00:24:22,868 Wow, that-that's amazing. 626 00:24:22,923 --> 00:24:26,198 And how would you feel about me maybe quitting my job 627 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,685 to focus solely on... on CryTunes? 628 00:24:28,698 --> 00:24:31,725 And before you answer, know that I may have already quit my job. 629 00:24:32,989 --> 00:24:35,579 You-you... you "may have" quit your job? 630 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,176 I quit my job. 631 00:24:39,029 --> 00:24:42,096 There were ultimatums given, uh, of a legal nature 632 00:24:42,097 --> 00:24:43,096 I-I don't want to bore you with... 633 00:24:43,097 --> 00:24:43,974 I'm a lawyer, Greg. 634 00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:45,634 But after you came in, 635 00:24:45,659 --> 00:24:47,218 it just really pumped me up, you know? 636 00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,896 And-and I can't do this without you, 637 00:24:49,897 --> 00:24:51,897 so I know it's gonna be hard around here. 638 00:24:51,898 --> 00:24:53,897 You know, we're gonna have to tighten some belts... 639 00:24:53,904 --> 00:24:56,607 Actually, I think I'm gonna have to loosen mine. 640 00:24:59,168 --> 00:25:00,168 I'm pregnant. 641 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:12,795 Whatever happened to Murph? 642 00:25:12,915 --> 00:25:14,927 Oh, Murph. Hell of a pilot. 643 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,395 He died at an airshow. 644 00:25:16,444 --> 00:25:18,610 Oh, damn. Damn. A daredevil, though. 645 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:20,478 No, he choked on a funnel cake. 646 00:25:20,732 --> 00:25:22,632 _ 647 00:25:23,329 --> 00:25:24,937 John was there from the beginning, 648 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,430 when Karyl and I first worked the same flight. 649 00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:28,602 Yeah, I remember that. 650 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,019 Carol was my copilot, 651 00:25:30,035 --> 00:25:32,889 and Karyl with a "K" was a stewardess. 652 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,044 Uh, I remember I asked 'em to bring some nuts 653 00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:37,174 up to the cockpit, but they were in the lav. 654 00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:40,333 And-and, you know, nuts were the last thing on their mind. 655 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,423 Hey, Aunt Carol. 656 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:44,084 - Hi! - Oh, sweetheart. 657 00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:44,806 Oh, hi. 658 00:25:44,807 --> 00:25:45,721 Hi. 659 00:25:45,722 --> 00:25:48,328 Congratulations on your wedding. 660 00:25:48,351 --> 00:25:50,102 Isn't it wonderful, honey? 661 00:25:50,117 --> 00:25:51,721 Over 35 years, 662 00:25:51,722 --> 00:25:53,496 and now they can make it legal. 663 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,222 And now you can, too, huh? 664 00:25:55,342 --> 00:25:56,342 What's that? 665 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,344 Nothing. 666 00:25:57,550 --> 00:25:58,192 Oh. 667 00:25:58,461 --> 00:26:00,102 What? What is it, Mom? 668 00:26:00,146 --> 00:26:02,156 Oh, it-it... it's wine, honey. 669 00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:04,310 Okay, what-what's happening? 670 00:26:04,323 --> 00:26:06,546 Why will no one make eye contact with me? 671 00:26:06,558 --> 00:26:07,722 Aunt Carols? 672 00:26:10,781 --> 00:26:12,721 Fasten your seatbelt, hon. 673 00:26:12,722 --> 00:26:15,040 Okay, you guys, come on, I'm a grown-up. 674 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,032 Whatever it is, I can handle this. 675 00:26:17,055 --> 00:26:18,668 Your mother and I aren't married. 676 00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:21,917 Mommy? 677 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,558 Honey, it was 1980. 678 00:26:24,819 --> 00:26:27,019 Carol and Karyl couldn't get married, 679 00:26:27,139 --> 00:26:30,116 so your dad and I divorced in protest. 680 00:26:30,164 --> 00:26:34,289 So you've been divorced for 35 years? 681 00:26:35,065 --> 00:26:36,721 Uh, yeah. 682 00:26:36,722 --> 00:26:39,186 We've always been very married in our hearts, 683 00:26:39,218 --> 00:26:40,602 which is all that matters. 684 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,052 This explains so much. 685 00:26:42,071 --> 00:26:44,224 This is... I'm a child of divorce. 686 00:26:44,243 --> 00:26:46,426 This is why I lick doorknobs, this is why... 687 00:26:46,489 --> 00:26:48,073 Wait, do Matt and Greg know about this? 688 00:26:48,124 --> 00:26:50,429 We thought it best not to tell all of you, 689 00:26:50,448 --> 00:26:52,500 - so, please, don't bother your brothers... - Matt! 690 00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:54,770 - Oh, Heather, please. - Matt! 691 00:26:54,890 --> 00:26:57,192 She never was my best listener. 692 00:26:57,439 --> 00:26:58,439 Mmm. 693 00:26:58,845 --> 00:27:01,909 Colleen, we work together... 694 00:27:02,029 --> 00:27:03,308 Matt! 695 00:27:03,773 --> 00:27:04,773 Matt... 696 00:27:05,572 --> 00:27:07,035 Uh, am I interrupting something? 697 00:27:07,108 --> 00:27:08,257 Huh? No. What's up? 698 00:27:09,302 --> 00:27:10,807 I have got some news 699 00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:13,081 that is going to shake you to... 700 00:27:13,112 --> 00:27:14,854 Okay, can you please turn her around? 701 00:27:15,044 --> 00:27:16,044 Yeah. 702 00:27:17,774 --> 00:27:18,721 Okay, 703 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:21,249 Mom and Dad got a divorce, 704 00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:23,721 and they never told us. 705 00:27:24,201 --> 00:27:25,025 What? 706 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:26,145 Yeah. 707 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:27,417 Is this my fault? 708 00:27:27,537 --> 00:27:30,179 Oh, no, no, it's not your fault. 709 00:27:30,299 --> 00:27:32,508 Am I going to have to choose whose garage to move into? 710 00:27:33,268 --> 00:27:35,187 Now, whatever happened to Murph? 711 00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:37,421 Oh, Murph. Hell of a pilot. 712 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:38,696 He died at an airshow. 713 00:27:38,721 --> 00:27:40,919 Oh, damn. Damn. A daredevil, though. 714 00:27:40,970 --> 00:27:42,737 No, he choked on a funnel cake. 715 00:27:42,775 --> 00:27:43,858 Oh... 716 00:27:44,232 --> 00:27:45,421 You know, for all the times you guys 717 00:27:45,422 --> 00:27:46,421 judged me for getting divorced. 718 00:27:46,422 --> 00:27:47,694 At least I told people, or, you know, 719 00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,970 they saw the cop car in the front yard and just assumed. 720 00:27:50,156 --> 00:27:51,629 All right, the only way to handle this 721 00:27:51,749 --> 00:27:53,590 is you have to get remarried. 722 00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:55,048 Right now. 723 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:57,566 You know, I think you're both overreacting. 724 00:27:57,603 --> 00:27:58,726 Overreacting? 725 00:27:58,754 --> 00:28:00,785 We now come from a broken home. 726 00:28:00,801 --> 00:28:02,825 I'm probably going to end up becoming a stripper. 727 00:28:02,845 --> 00:28:03,105 Yeah. 728 00:28:03,178 --> 00:28:04,994 Well, look, it didn't affect anything. 729 00:28:05,006 --> 00:28:06,527 Honestly, we just forgot. 730 00:28:06,647 --> 00:28:08,143 Well, we didn't both forget. 731 00:28:08,163 --> 00:28:10,666 Yeah, we didn't want to disrupt the family over this. 732 00:28:10,703 --> 00:28:12,421 Oh, so-so-so all this time, 733 00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:14,421 you just... you stayed divorced for the kids? 734 00:28:14,422 --> 00:28:15,421 Yeah! 735 00:28:15,422 --> 00:28:18,298 You're such a wonderful family. 736 00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:20,260 Karyl is just glowing. 737 00:28:20,505 --> 00:28:21,923 I'm happy for you both. 738 00:28:22,629 --> 00:28:23,421 Cheers. 739 00:28:23,422 --> 00:28:24,759 Are you a little jealous? 740 00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:26,210 No! 741 00:28:26,311 --> 00:28:27,121 A little bit? 742 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,121 I mean, I always thought we'd get remarried, 743 00:28:29,122 --> 00:28:30,121 but it doesn't matter. 744 00:28:30,122 --> 00:28:31,613 It's never too late. 745 00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:32,831 Ask him to marry you. 746 00:28:32,832 --> 00:28:33,832 I'd never do that. 747 00:28:34,289 --> 00:28:35,651 I asked Karyl. 748 00:28:35,850 --> 00:28:37,713 We were flying back from Guatemala. 749 00:28:37,763 --> 00:28:38,625 Customs asked me 750 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,002 if I had anything to declare. 751 00:28:40,037 --> 00:28:41,387 I said, "Six cartons of cigarettes 752 00:28:41,409 --> 00:28:42,787 and the love of this good woman." 753 00:28:44,377 --> 00:28:45,385 Wonderful. 754 00:28:45,505 --> 00:28:46,879 Liars! 755 00:28:47,066 --> 00:28:49,999 Well... they just told Greg. 756 00:28:51,443 --> 00:28:52,589 When did they divorce? 757 00:28:53,748 --> 00:28:54,748 1980. 758 00:28:55,685 --> 00:28:56,700 - 1980? - Yeah. 759 00:28:57,122 --> 00:28:58,122 No. 760 00:28:58,123 --> 00:29:00,427 I-I-I was born in 1981. 761 00:29:00,547 --> 00:29:02,290 Uh... 762 00:29:03,881 --> 00:29:05,790 which means... 763 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,547 I'm a... 764 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:08,622 bastard. 765 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,122 Oh, oh, oh. 766 00:29:12,728 --> 00:29:15,121 God, it almost makes it worth it. 767 00:29:15,122 --> 00:29:16,873 You old bastard. 768 00:29:20,473 --> 00:29:22,751 You're playing with an app that changes your hairstyle. 769 00:29:22,785 --> 00:29:24,239 Hey, look at this handsome guy. 770 00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,063 _ 771 00:29:27,882 --> 00:29:30,305 Oh, man, I am so glad I got this thing. 772 00:29:30,306 --> 00:29:31,894 This way, I can look at my patients' files 773 00:29:31,923 --> 00:29:35,140 and I can video conference with my fellow doctors. 774 00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:37,393 You're playing with an app that changes your hairstyle. 775 00:29:37,513 --> 00:29:38,803 Well, that may not seem important 776 00:29:38,804 --> 00:29:41,458 to able-haired people like yourself, but to me, it is. 777 00:29:41,578 --> 00:29:43,320 Ugh, I don't know how you can sit there and do that 778 00:29:43,326 --> 00:29:46,458 knowing that my parents' marriage is a complete fraud. 779 00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:47,578 It's not a fraud. 780 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:48,656 It was just a lie 781 00:29:48,681 --> 00:29:50,626 that they told you for your entire life. 782 00:29:50,657 --> 00:29:52,577 Hey, check out this handsome fella. 783 00:29:52,697 --> 00:29:53,697 God, put it away. 784 00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:55,221 Hi, Mom. 785 00:29:55,341 --> 00:29:57,067 Oh, hey, sweetie! 786 00:29:57,377 --> 00:29:58,577 How was school? 787 00:29:58,578 --> 00:30:00,078 Same stuff, different day. 788 00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:01,577 Oh... 789 00:30:01,836 --> 00:30:03,913 How was Samantha's Student of the Month ceremony? 790 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:07,577 Oh, God. Oh, no. 791 00:30:07,578 --> 00:30:09,954 I should've known something was wrong when I had free time! 792 00:30:09,971 --> 00:30:12,130 No mother with free time is a good mother! 793 00:30:12,154 --> 00:30:13,246 Come on, maybe we can still make it. 794 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,274 You can't. It was hours ago. 795 00:30:15,321 --> 00:30:16,913 - Maybe there's a chance! - There's no chance. 796 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,354 Maybe the speeches ran long. 797 00:30:18,377 --> 00:30:20,080 - Come on, let's go. Ow! - Oh! 798 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:22,176 Oh, honey! Honey, you okay? 799 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:23,681 - Here, come on. Come on. - Aah! 800 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,137 - We gotta go. Hang onto me. Hang onto me. - Huh-uh. Huh-uh. 801 00:30:25,185 --> 00:30:27,320 - Yes, you can. Yes. - I can't... I can't make it. 802 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,674 I-I had two lunches. 803 00:30:28,697 --> 00:30:29,972 - Go on without me! - No! Honey, 804 00:30:30,012 --> 00:30:31,626 I would never go on without you. 805 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,706 I want you to be there so you can share the blame. 806 00:30:33,907 --> 00:30:34,464 Oh! 807 00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:37,203 There she is! You looked so great 808 00:30:37,223 --> 00:30:38,287 up there, sweetie. 809 00:30:38,288 --> 00:30:39,158 I'm so sorry we couldn't stay 810 00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:40,445 and give you a hug and a ride home, 811 00:30:40,446 --> 00:30:42,332 but your dad, he hurt his ankle 812 00:30:42,345 --> 00:30:43,422 - and we had to rush out. - Yeah. 813 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:44,866 I know you weren't there. 814 00:30:44,986 --> 00:30:45,620 What's that? 815 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:46,659 I was the only kid 816 00:30:46,665 --> 00:30:48,900 without a proud parent holding up a cell phone. 817 00:30:48,925 --> 00:30:50,547 - It was humiliating. - Sam... 818 00:30:50,566 --> 00:30:52,278 Sam, Sam, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 819 00:30:53,301 --> 00:30:55,948 Okay, yes. You're right. We-we weren't there. 820 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:57,576 And the real reason 821 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,653 that we weren't there 822 00:30:58,677 --> 00:31:00,278 was because... 823 00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:01,939 we were out buying you this. 824 00:31:01,955 --> 00:31:04,987 Hey, hey... Hey, hip, hooray! Hip, hooray! 825 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:05,647 I thought you said 826 00:31:05,661 --> 00:31:07,922 I couldn't have one of my own until I was 16. 827 00:31:07,954 --> 00:31:10,278 Well, that was before we were so proud of you. 828 00:31:10,279 --> 00:31:11,707 Thank you! I love it! 829 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:13,278 Oh, I love you, honey. 830 00:31:13,676 --> 00:31:14,753 Uh, use the railing. 831 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,503 It's not just there for decoration, now. 832 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:19,556 Yeah, so, enjoy! 833 00:31:19,943 --> 00:31:21,158 What are you doing? That was mine! 834 00:31:21,197 --> 00:31:23,761 What? Oh, come on. That was an epic parent fail. 835 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,953 You have to do something big to make up for that. 836 00:31:27,899 --> 00:31:30,612 I've made a list of all the things you've missed of mine. 837 00:31:30,613 --> 00:31:32,600 Hope the birth isn't on there. 838 00:31:32,822 --> 00:31:34,713 Uh, okay. "One ballet rehearsal, 839 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:35,837 two soccer games..." 840 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,674 I figure that all of this 841 00:31:37,698 --> 00:31:40,277 is worth an overnight trip to Disneyland 842 00:31:40,643 --> 00:31:42,973 with a souvenir and a giant turkey leg. 843 00:31:43,093 --> 00:31:44,445 Oh, those turkey legs... 844 00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:47,277 I'll go get started on the hotel rez. 845 00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:49,277 Do you see the lessons that we teach them 846 00:31:49,278 --> 00:31:51,277 when we try to buy their forgiveness? 847 00:31:51,646 --> 00:31:53,482 You know what? You are right. You are absolutely right. 848 00:31:53,514 --> 00:31:54,796 We have to take that tablet back. 849 00:31:54,844 --> 00:31:56,277 What? No. Then she'll hate us. 850 00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:57,836 Yeah, that's how we know 851 00:31:57,852 --> 00:31:59,618 that we're being good parents. 852 00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:01,890 Then I don't want to be a good parent. 853 00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:05,808 So we made two mistakes today. 854 00:32:05,928 --> 00:32:07,764 We forgot your award, 855 00:32:07,787 --> 00:32:10,856 and then we tried to buy your forgiveness, which is worse. 856 00:32:10,976 --> 00:32:11,976 We're sorry. 857 00:32:12,718 --> 00:32:13,580 I understand. 858 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:15,669 Oh, great, 'cause we're gonna have to take this back. 859 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,347 What are you... what are you doing? Mom... 860 00:32:17,387 --> 00:32:18,543 Wait, wait, wait. Before you get upset again, 861 00:32:18,551 --> 00:32:21,646 just know that we are going to celebrate your accomplishments 862 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,587 with something better than an old tablet, 863 00:32:23,627 --> 00:32:24,627 you know? 864 00:32:24,846 --> 00:32:25,977 Dinner! 865 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:27,388 Weren't you going 866 00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:28,648 to feed me dinner anyway? 867 00:32:28,703 --> 00:32:29,977 No, out. Tonight. 868 00:32:29,978 --> 00:32:31,973 Anywhere you want. 869 00:32:33,113 --> 00:32:33,858 Fine. 870 00:32:33,897 --> 00:32:35,177 I want to go to that vegan place 871 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,231 that gives Dad the trots. 872 00:32:36,276 --> 00:32:37,467 Hmm, hmm... 873 00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:38,977 And I want to bring all my friends. 874 00:32:38,978 --> 00:32:40,478 Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Great. 875 00:32:40,507 --> 00:32:42,735 We will go to the restaurant that gives your dad the trots 876 00:32:42,779 --> 00:32:45,403 and we will watch you and your friends text for two hours. 877 00:32:45,523 --> 00:32:45,978 Really? 878 00:32:45,979 --> 00:32:46,977 Yeah. 879 00:32:46,978 --> 00:32:48,978 This is going to be awesome. 880 00:32:51,131 --> 00:32:52,758 Okay, I took a preemptive Imodium. 881 00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:53,738 Let's do this. 882 00:32:53,774 --> 00:32:55,627 Okay. Come on, Sophia. We're gonna take Sam 883 00:32:55,639 --> 00:32:56,839 and her friends out to dinner. 884 00:32:56,954 --> 00:32:57,771 You can't take Sam 885 00:32:57,796 --> 00:32:59,977 and her dumb friends to dinner. 886 00:33:00,409 --> 00:33:02,977 Tonight is the party for Uncle Matt and Colleen's book. 887 00:33:02,978 --> 00:33:05,372 - Oh, sh... - Seriously?! 888 00:33:07,664 --> 00:33:09,261 Here, we got you this. 889 00:33:14,802 --> 00:33:16,302 _ 890 00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:20,112 This is such a good book. 891 00:33:20,138 --> 00:33:20,999 Oh, thank you. 892 00:33:21,006 --> 00:33:22,646 You know, I have an idea for a children's book. 893 00:33:22,766 --> 00:33:23,333 Oh. 894 00:33:23,453 --> 00:33:25,660 I-I went bald when I was really young 895 00:33:25,685 --> 00:33:26,787 and I sucked at football 896 00:33:26,806 --> 00:33:28,168 and my only friend was my beagle. 897 00:33:28,187 --> 00:33:30,677 So what about a story like that? 898 00:33:31,234 --> 00:33:33,450 You mean like Charlie Brown? 899 00:33:35,229 --> 00:33:38,062 Colleen, uh... we worked together. 900 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,450 We made a book together. 901 00:33:39,794 --> 00:33:42,450 Now I want to make a life together. 902 00:33:45,081 --> 00:33:46,449 Will you marry me? 903 00:33:53,456 --> 00:33:54,640 I liked the last one better, 904 00:33:54,646 --> 00:33:56,449 when you compared her to a river. 905 00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:57,450 Powerful stuff. 906 00:33:57,724 --> 00:33:59,020 Whatcha doing? 907 00:33:59,072 --> 00:34:00,784 I'm sucking out these donut guts 908 00:34:00,785 --> 00:34:02,449 and putting them back in. 909 00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:04,450 And no one's the wiser. 910 00:34:05,568 --> 00:34:06,568 Hey, Soph. 911 00:34:06,695 --> 00:34:07,895 - Hmm? - What you just heard... 912 00:34:08,618 --> 00:34:10,449 I need you to keep that quiet, okay? 913 00:34:10,644 --> 00:34:13,437 And I need you to put these donut carcasses 914 00:34:13,456 --> 00:34:15,805 back on the buffet table. 915 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,091 You got yourself a deal. 916 00:34:21,766 --> 00:34:23,449 Hi, Mom! 917 00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:26,449 Hi, Joanie, sweetheart. 918 00:34:26,450 --> 00:34:27,784 I'm sorry I'm late, 919 00:34:27,785 --> 00:34:29,878 but my Uber got caught in traffic. 920 00:34:29,923 --> 00:34:30,442 Oh. 921 00:34:30,714 --> 00:34:32,449 Hello, I'm Huber. 922 00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:34,449 He's my boyfriend. 923 00:34:34,450 --> 00:34:36,449 Oh, of course he is. 924 00:34:36,697 --> 00:34:38,813 I told him if he wants to marry me, 925 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:40,644 he's got to buy me a ring. 926 00:34:40,764 --> 00:34:42,211 Because my grandson 927 00:34:42,268 --> 00:34:44,010 called dibs on mine. 928 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,060 What? 929 00:34:45,644 --> 00:34:46,449 He did? 930 00:34:46,450 --> 00:34:48,069 I got to keep my trap shut. 931 00:34:48,101 --> 00:34:50,128 Mom, get something to eat. 932 00:34:50,153 --> 00:34:51,502 And I'll be right back. 933 00:34:51,521 --> 00:34:52,147 I just have 934 00:34:52,198 --> 00:34:54,307 to find, um, somebody. 935 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:56,980 All right. 936 00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:00,909 GiGi just told me about the ring. 937 00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:01,638 Oh, no. 938 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:02,514 You don't have to tell me 939 00:35:02,532 --> 00:35:04,794 what's going on, but if you're proposing 940 00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,948 to Colleen, just blink. 941 00:35:13,469 --> 00:35:14,272 Mom, I got to blink. 942 00:35:14,288 --> 00:35:15,520 - I got to... no! - You're proposing! 943 00:35:16,852 --> 00:35:19,034 Please, please, please don't say anything, okay? 944 00:35:19,053 --> 00:35:20,929 I waited until this book signing so I could do it on a night 945 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:21,927 that's special to both of us. 946 00:35:22,095 --> 00:35:23,736 Oh, it will be special. 947 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,449 And I know your dad and I aren't married, honey, 948 00:35:26,450 --> 00:35:29,227 but that doesn't mean marriage isn't a beautiful thing. 949 00:35:29,657 --> 00:35:32,960 And you two, you... you just belong together. 950 00:35:34,613 --> 00:35:35,613 Thank you, Mom. 951 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,051 All right, I got to go get the ring from GiGi. 952 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,837 Oh, she thinks her nurse is her boyfriend, 953 00:35:40,851 --> 00:35:42,368 so just go along with it, you know, 954 00:35:42,383 --> 00:35:43,953 so she doesn't make a scene like she did 955 00:35:43,959 --> 00:35:45,983 when they canceled Walker, Texas Ranger. 956 00:35:46,305 --> 00:35:47,317 Right. 957 00:35:51,261 --> 00:35:52,266 - Here you go. - What? 958 00:35:52,279 --> 00:35:53,955 No, have you forgotten I can't drink? 959 00:35:54,143 --> 00:35:56,213 Oh, right, well, I could drink for two. 960 00:35:56,226 --> 00:35:57,171 Yeah, okay, just give it to me. 961 00:35:57,176 --> 00:35:58,449 I'm gonna pretend. 962 00:35:58,468 --> 00:35:59,701 I don't want to tip off your sister. 963 00:35:59,718 --> 00:36:01,678 She's like a bomb-sniffing dog for pregnant women. 964 00:36:02,109 --> 00:36:03,638 - Hey! - Hi. 965 00:36:03,670 --> 00:36:04,701 Getting your drink on? 966 00:36:04,721 --> 00:36:05,449 You know it. 967 00:36:05,450 --> 00:36:06,916 Oh, my God, I'm thirsty! 968 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:12,837 Oh, thank God. 969 00:36:13,374 --> 00:36:13,805 Hi. 970 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,422 Oh! There he is! 971 00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:17,703 My grandson, the famous artist. 972 00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:18,784 Hi, GiGi. 973 00:36:19,822 --> 00:36:22,379 I am so proud of you and your book. 974 00:36:22,399 --> 00:36:24,338 Oh, thank you. Do you like it? 975 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,617 No. 976 00:36:26,064 --> 00:36:29,851 I like stories that have a message about manners 977 00:36:29,889 --> 00:36:31,877 and justice Texas-style. 978 00:36:31,997 --> 00:36:34,666 Okay, uh, GiGi, uh, did you bring me anything? 979 00:36:34,721 --> 00:36:36,764 Oh, I almost forgot. 980 00:36:40,086 --> 00:36:42,904 Don't let Huber see you talking to me. 981 00:36:42,936 --> 00:36:45,457 He fills with jealousy and rage. 982 00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:45,978 Got it. 983 00:36:47,978 --> 00:36:49,343 All right, here we go. 984 00:36:49,366 --> 00:36:50,917 Get your camera ready. 985 00:36:51,037 --> 00:36:52,620 I am so excited. 986 00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:54,449 I thought this day would never come. 987 00:36:54,450 --> 00:36:56,653 Me, neither. 988 00:36:58,212 --> 00:36:59,345 Okay, everyone, uh, 989 00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:00,191 can we have your attention? 990 00:37:00,203 --> 00:37:01,803 Uh, thanks, son. I'll take it from here. 991 00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:03,449 Dad, uh, what are you doing? 992 00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:05,449 There's something I should've done a long time ago. 993 00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:07,449 Joanie, would you come up here for a moment? 994 00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:10,704 No, honey, I'm sure whatever this is, it can wait. 995 00:37:10,751 --> 00:37:12,449 No, it's waited long enough. 996 00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:14,655 Uh, Joan Pirkle Short, 997 00:37:14,869 --> 00:37:15,738 you're not my wife 998 00:37:15,754 --> 00:37:17,326 and you're not my ex-wife, 999 00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:19,032 but you're my soul mate. 1000 00:37:19,681 --> 00:37:21,783 And I believe that... 1001 00:37:22,623 --> 00:37:24,727 - Hmm? - keeping it fresh 1002 00:37:24,847 --> 00:37:26,449 keeps it special. 1003 00:37:26,898 --> 00:37:28,389 - Okay. - Joanie? 1004 00:37:29,363 --> 00:37:31,919 Will you marry me again? 1005 00:37:32,569 --> 00:37:33,431 Yes. 1006 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,388 Again. 1007 00:37:38,017 --> 00:37:40,326 Are you kidding me? 1008 00:37:40,327 --> 00:37:42,636 A toast, a toast to Mom and Dad! 1009 00:37:42,691 --> 00:37:43,331 Hear, hear! 1010 00:37:43,364 --> 00:37:44,235 What's wrong with you? 1011 00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:45,542 I'll tell you in a minute. Okay, everybody. 1012 00:37:45,569 --> 00:37:46,759 Can, uh, can we sit down, please? 1013 00:37:46,771 --> 00:37:49,887 Wow, that was a surprise, huh? 1014 00:37:49,903 --> 00:37:51,459 We weren't expecting that. 1015 00:37:51,716 --> 00:37:52,749 But, uh, I tell you what, 1016 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:54,553 that's-that's not the only big news 1017 00:37:54,579 --> 00:37:56,184 that we have today. 1018 00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:57,750 Um, uh... 1019 00:37:57,965 --> 00:38:00,070 Baby! Baby! 1020 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:01,251 Jen's pregnant! 1021 00:38:01,252 --> 00:38:02,423 Son of a bitch. 1022 00:38:04,101 --> 00:38:05,119 Surprise. 1023 00:38:06,869 --> 00:38:08,968 Ooh, another grandbaby! 1024 00:38:08,984 --> 00:38:10,354 We wanted to wait to tell you 1025 00:38:10,377 --> 00:38:12,064 until I got my job back, but... 1026 00:38:12,095 --> 00:38:13,340 You lost your job? 1027 00:38:13,362 --> 00:38:13,980 Yeah. 1028 00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:15,365 He's an inventor now. 1029 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,943 Okay, all right. 1030 00:38:18,967 --> 00:38:21,026 Anybody else got any, uh, big announcements to make? 1031 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,749 Bombshells to drop? Surprises? 1032 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,251 No? Everyone's good? 1033 00:38:24,705 --> 00:38:25,860 Okay. Oh, hey, Tyler. 1034 00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:27,389 What about you? You got anything? 1035 00:38:30,103 --> 00:38:31,443 We got married. 1036 00:38:31,563 --> 00:38:32,085 What? 1037 00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:33,749 Is this a joke? 1038 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,749 No, this ring is no joke. 1039 00:38:37,335 --> 00:38:38,335 Thanks, GiGi. 1040 00:38:38,445 --> 00:38:39,749 Tyler got the ring? 1041 00:38:39,804 --> 00:38:41,749 You are way too young to be married! 1042 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,991 Why-why aren't you saying anything? 1043 00:38:44,016 --> 00:38:46,251 He can't hear you. He just got laid. 1044 00:38:46,252 --> 00:38:49,296 Yeah, why isn't everyone doing it all the time? 1045 00:38:50,463 --> 00:38:51,749 GiGi? 1046 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,142 Cuff links. 1047 00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,749 To remember this night by. 1048 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,750 Don't sell them for grass. 1049 00:39:02,153 --> 00:39:03,153 Okay. 1050 00:39:03,669 --> 00:39:04,471 You okay? 1051 00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:06,080 Huh? Oh, yeah, the hell with it. 1052 00:39:06,105 --> 00:39:07,429 Don't even want to do it anymore. 1053 00:39:07,866 --> 00:39:08,749 What? What are you talking about? 1054 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:09,749 Do what? Do what anymore? 1055 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,400 Ask you to marry me. 1056 00:39:12,610 --> 00:39:13,831 You were gonna ask me to marry you? 1057 00:39:13,856 --> 00:39:15,507 Yeah, but who cares now? It's stupid. 1058 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,254 I mean, I'm just gonna look like a copycat. 1059 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:18,470 Matt? 1060 00:39:18,535 --> 00:39:19,535 What? 1061 00:39:24,818 --> 00:39:25,531 Come with me. 1062 00:39:25,550 --> 00:39:26,550 Okay. 1063 00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:33,749 Okay, this obviously 1064 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:34,672 didn't go the way that I planned, 1065 00:39:34,692 --> 00:39:36,891 but nothing about us has. 1066 00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:39,883 I love you. 1067 00:39:41,297 --> 00:39:43,749 And that is one thing that has not changed. 1068 00:39:44,499 --> 00:39:45,750 And it never will. 1069 00:39:50,579 --> 00:39:52,460 Colleen Brandon Ortega? 1070 00:39:54,103 --> 00:39:55,459 This floor is wet. 1071 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:55,934 Oh. 1072 00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:56,750 Um, 1073 00:39:56,796 --> 00:39:58,459 will you do me the honor of... 1074 00:39:58,460 --> 00:39:59,749 man, I really hope this is water... 1075 00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:00,750 of, uh, 1076 00:40:00,751 --> 00:40:03,643 making me the happiest man on Earth 1077 00:40:03,658 --> 00:40:05,460 for the rest of my life? 1078 00:40:07,354 --> 00:40:08,749 A pair of chicken cuff links? 1079 00:40:09,112 --> 00:40:10,007 It's us. 1080 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,366 Please marry me. 1081 00:40:12,382 --> 00:40:13,085 Yes! 1082 00:40:13,317 --> 00:40:15,359 Yes! I love you. 1083 00:40:15,391 --> 00:40:16,753 I love your whole crazy family. 1084 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:17,990 I love all of it. I love you. 1085 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,020 Yes! 1086 00:40:28,048 --> 00:40:30,037 If this is gonna go past kissing, 1087 00:40:30,072 --> 00:40:31,953 I'm just gonna sneak out of here. 1088 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:36,947 Guys? 1089 00:40:37,891 --> 00:40:39,891 We're engaged. 1090 00:40:40,451 --> 00:40:41,668 Can someone stop this? 1091 00:40:41,724 --> 00:40:43,213 She's so old. 1092 00:40:43,562 --> 00:40:44,163 Wow. 1093 00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:45,129 That was not 1094 00:40:45,177 --> 00:40:46,442 the reaction I expected. 1095 00:40:55,046 --> 00:40:56,495 I guess that is her boyfriend. 1096 00:40:58,596 --> 00:41:03,596 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com -