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MacGYVER: In my line of work,
no one expects to live forever.
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I know I'm not exactly
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a "safety first" kind of guy,
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but I thought I'd
at least make it to 30.
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Fist fight with Vladimir Putin in space,
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read the rest of the Harry Potter books,
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sing with Willie Nelson...
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Jack, what the hell
are you talking about?!
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It's my bucket list, Mac.
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You know what's not on that list?
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Hanging out in a burning
building that you set on fire!
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Okay, admittedly, not my best plan.
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But it did get the Somali
warlords off of our tail.
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Fighting Putin in space?
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Like, how would that even happen?
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I don't know, Riley.
Life's full of surprises.
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How's our exit strategy coming?
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Just hacked a Somali government database
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and downloaded the blueprints.
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There's a stairwell on
your right in 300 feet.
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Well, did Thornton get
the coordinates we sent?
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I did, indeed. We're targeting
a drone strike.
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General Dalmar's
chemical weapons factory
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should be history in
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three, two, one.
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Mission accomplished.
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Come on home, boys.
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Whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Riley, I don't suppose
there's another staircase we can use.
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Uh, no. What's wrong with that one?
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It'd probably be quicker to tell
you what's not wrong with it.
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Okay, there's a window about 50 feet
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down the hall on your left.
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But there is one catch.
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MacGYVER: That's a pretty big catch.
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Unless you can find
about 50 more of those,
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we still got a pretty
major problem here.
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Relax. The only thing on my bucket list
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is getting out of this building alive.
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Take care of that window for me, please.
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MacGYVER: So maybe
I'm an extreme example,
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but my grandfather
always used to say that
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none of us really knows
how long we have left.
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So I guess we have to ask ourselves:
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Will I just go gently
into that good night
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or am I willing to risk it
all on a leap of faith?
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Any last words?
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Now!
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Hey, Mac.
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Yeah?
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I think I can cross pooping
my pants off my bucket list.
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Whew.
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MacGYVER: Home, sweet Hollywood.
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After another brush with death,
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it's always great to come back to L.A.,
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where everything is nice, normal...
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And what the hell?
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Mac! Perfect timing.
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Hey, Bozer, what are you doing?
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It's for my movie.
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Yeah. Come here.
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Turn around.
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Is it about ping-pong balls now?
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What? No. It's for the CGI.
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Wait, what CGI?
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For the space monster.
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There's a space monster?
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Of course there's a space monster.
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Did you not read the rewrite?
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17th draft, man. Try to keep up.
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You're playing the monster.
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Wait, I thought I was
playing the general.
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You're both. Now, in
this scene, you, the monster,
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have just eaten the brains
of you, the general.
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- So now you, the monster, have...
- Wait.
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Bozer, if this is all CGI,
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why can't you be the monster?
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But who would direct me?
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Not thinking, Mac.
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Use that brain, man.
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Eh. Well, if Affleck
can do it, so can you.
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Sorry, I have to work.
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Take that.
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Fine.
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Go talk science with your
think tank buddies
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and leave me here without a monster.
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Monster.
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No one cares.
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You should have seen it, Pop.
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The whole building is on fire,
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and we jump out, ass-backwards,
with these air bag things.
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We were... we were fearless.
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I'm not gonna lie to you.
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The kid was
fearless, I was scared as hell,
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but... I ain't gonna let him know it,
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you know what I mean?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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How's your dad?
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Why don't you go ahead
and ask him yourself.
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He's listening.
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Hi, Mr. Dalton.
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How's... life?
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Sorry, Pop, he didn't mean
to be rude, he's just weird.
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Poor thing, he's a genius
when it comes to physics,
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but when it comes to metaphysics,
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he's a little slow.
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Every time we get nearly killed,
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you come down here to
talk to your dead dad,
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and I'm the weird one?
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Hey, it's little rituals like this
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that give life meaning.
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Besides, there's not a
lot of people out there
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you can talk to about
classified missions,
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and my old man can keep a secret.
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Can't you, Pop?
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Well, ready to go get
almost killed again?
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Emphasis on "almost."
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I'm gonna bring him back
in one piece, all right?
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Yeah, all right.
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Time to go do that work, Pop.
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I'll see you soon.
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I love you, boy.
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So you, uh... you been
talking to your dad lately?
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Eh, it's been a while.
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Okay, it's been a long while.
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Well, that's long enough.
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I mean, after what he did,
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you're gonna want to fix that, trust me.
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I will, someday.
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That's what I used to say till
I almost ran out of somedays.
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Just give the man a call
before it's too late.
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- All right?
- It's just not that easy.
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Yeah, well, it ain't
that hard, neither. Listen.
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If I could have one more day
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to sit and talk to my dad
instead of that hunk of rock,
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I'd do anything.
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Anything.
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This thing with your dad's different.
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I'm not saying you should forget,
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but maybe it's time you
forgive just a little bit.
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You know?
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All right, let's get to work.
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Over the past two years,
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five federal buildings in the
U.S. have been attacked,
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killing 28 people and
wounding hundreds more.
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Explosives analysis from
the most recent attack
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links these incidents to a group called
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Division 77.
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D-77?
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Heard stories about them in prison.
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They're like
mercenaries or something, right?
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MacGYVER: Terrorists for hire.
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Ex-insurgents and extremists
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who traded in their politics
for cold hard cash.
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They're highly trained and very careful.
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Every member hidden by
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multiple false identities.
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Every expense paid for
by shell corporations.
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- So how do we find these guys?
- We don't.
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Not directly.
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But by digging into their shell corps,
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the FBI followed D-77's money,
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and it all leads back to one man.
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Hedge fund golden boy Ralph Kastrati.
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Oh, that is a punchface.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, you heard me.
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Some dudes, they just have this face
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that really needs to be punched.
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My mom dated a guy like that once.
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So we don't know how to find them,
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but we do know where Ralph is?
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He fled the U.S. in 2015
to avoid trial for 561 counts
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of securities fraud.
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But he's just been located hiding out
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in the tropical tax haven
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of Labuan, Malaysia,
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making millions managing D-77's money.
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If we can combine the FBI intel
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with everything that Ralph knows
about their financials...
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We may be able to track them down
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before their next attack, okay.
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Well, shouldn't we just let
the Malaysian cops pick him up?
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We believe D-77 has informants
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within the Malaysian government.
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If D-77
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hides Ralph before we can get to him,
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we're gonna lose our only chance
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to stop them.
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So we can't go the official route.
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MacGYVER: Which leaves
the unofficial route:
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us.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, okay, I want a piece of that.
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Exile?
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Are you kidding me, bro?
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Even if I wasn't a wanted man,
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I'd still be living in Lubuan, yo.
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I'm like God down here.
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Nah, bigger than God.
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Kanye.
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I'm telling you, you got to come
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join me, brah.
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Hitting the hottest clubs,
the finest honeys,
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making more cheddar than any of
you hedge fund chumps back home.
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"Is it safe?" Listen to you.
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Of course it's safe. I
just fired my bodyguards
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and pocketed their salaries, yo.
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Trust me, Uncle Sam don't have a clue
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where I am.
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I mean, unless being parked
outside your house
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watching you on thermal and visible
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and tracking your GPS
counts as having a clue.
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Guy's place looks like
a Kardashian exploded.
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Straight cheese.
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Secret system?
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What are you talking about, man?
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Oh...
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Oh, I want to punch
this guy in the face so bad.
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Well, I want that for you, too, buddy,
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but the trick's to do it without
tipping off the local police,
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which could tip off D-77.
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Take a look.
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Okay.
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Huh.
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Ralph may be too arrogant
to pay for bodyguards,
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but his security system
is state-of-the-art.
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It's on a wireless network, but
with this kind of encryption,
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it could take days to break in.
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Which is time we don't have.
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Maybe we don't have to break in...
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if Ralph gives us the code.
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MacGYVER: Okay, cards on the table,
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I'm not great with computers.
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While most kids were learning
how to use their first laptop,
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I was taking mine apart
to see how it worked.
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I never quite figured that out,
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but I did learn enough to know this:
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the biggest flaw in any computer system
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is usually the person controlling it.
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So why hack a computer when
you can hack a human being?
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Using a handful of
Wi-Fi chips and a soda can
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as a directional antenna,
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I can disrupt the Wi-Fi signal
to Ralph's alarm keypad.
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Wireless signal interrupted.
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MacGYVER: Which triggers the alarm,
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which gets Ralph to type in his code,
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which we can see.
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Lonely?
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Bro, your mom is lonely.
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I'm just trying to get you in
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on that sweet Malaysian
transaction action.
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Nice.
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Now we just have to wait
for him to go to sleep.
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I'm brushing my teeth
with caviar and foie gras.
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Hey, do I seriously
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have to listen to this asshat
for the rest of the day?
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Uh, actually, Ralphie times his
sleep to the American markets.
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You have to listen to
this asshat all night.
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Noise canceling. Beyoncé.
264
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:22,443
Have fun.
265
00:11:22,445 --> 00:11:25,412
I got to make me some of those.
266
00:11:25,414 --> 00:11:28,082
I'm gonna knock the curls
off this kid, I'm telling you.
267
00:12:32,581 --> 00:12:34,047
Hello?
268
00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:46,360
Aah! Son of a...
269
00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:50,430
Aw, man.
270
00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:55,235
- Look, I had to do it, you know?
- I'm just saying,
271
00:12:55,237 --> 00:12:56,970
we have clearly defined
roles here, Mac, okay?
272
00:12:56,972 --> 00:12:58,272
Riley does all the computer stuff,
273
00:12:58,274 --> 00:13:00,174
you do your thing, and I do
the punching, all right?
274
00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:02,509
You don't see me going around
making bombs out of paper clips
275
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:05,078
and chewing gum, do you? No.
276
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,747
It frustrates me, man.
277
00:13:06,749 --> 00:13:07,881
I mean...
278
00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:09,049
What?
279
00:13:09,051 --> 00:13:11,418
How much is the
government paying you guys, huh?
280
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,686
I'll triple it
281
00:13:12,688 --> 00:13:14,888
and throw in a rare
Wu-Tang album for free.
282
00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:19,026
Look, all we need from you
is intel on the D-77 terrorists
283
00:13:19,028 --> 00:13:20,027
and their next attack.
284
00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:21,962
Attack? I don't know anything.
285
00:13:21,964 --> 00:13:23,530
I'm just their money man.
286
00:13:23,532 --> 00:13:25,632
Yeah, I'm punching him anyway.
287
00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:27,634
It's coming, fool.
288
00:13:27,636 --> 00:13:28,669
It's coming.
289
00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:29,837
Now, let's get out of here.
290
00:13:29,839 --> 00:13:32,439
You are gonna tell us
how to find D-77 right now.
291
00:13:32,441 --> 00:13:33,941
Bro, I told you,
292
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,176
I just handle their money, all right?
293
00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:37,811
I know account numbers, balances,
294
00:13:37,813 --> 00:13:39,980
not where they are or
what they're planning.
295
00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:41,615
But, hey, you guys like boats?
296
00:13:41,617 --> 00:13:44,885
I can get you two brand-new,
murdered out...
297
00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:46,186
Sniper!
298
00:13:46,188 --> 00:13:48,322
Get down, get down!
299
00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:53,627
Please don't let me die.
300
00:14:05,316 --> 00:14:07,330
Riley, we're taking sniper fire.
301
00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:08,793
Can you get a visual on the shooter?
302
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,786
Got him. One dude,
303
00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:12,455
on the roof, big-ass gun.
304
00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:15,124
Looks like D-77 was
keeping an eye on their money man.
305
00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:16,492
It's gonna take months
to sift through this stuff
306
00:14:16,494 --> 00:14:18,761
without Ralph to explain it.
307
00:14:18,763 --> 00:14:19,862
We get him and his intel to the FBI
308
00:14:19,864 --> 00:14:21,931
before these mercs take
their money and run.
309
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:23,666
Does a doctor factor
into this plan at all?
310
00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:25,868
Because in case you haven't
noticed, I just got shot!
311
00:14:27,538 --> 00:14:29,418
MacGYVER: We're not gonna
make it to you, Riley,
312
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,574
and Ralph isn't gonna make it
home without medical attention.
313
00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:33,442
Find a doctor and meet us at the exfil.
314
00:14:33,444 --> 00:14:35,744
What are you guys gonna do, walk?
315
00:14:36,747 --> 00:14:38,252
Nah, we're gonna
take his whip. You ready?
316
00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:39,381
- Yeah.
- Let's go. No, no!
317
00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:40,683
My car's mint, yo!
318
00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,618
Diddy's got one just like it.
319
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,421
Is that really what you're
worried about right now?!
320
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,793
Aw, dude!
321
00:14:50,795 --> 00:14:52,228
I have the key!
322
00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:02,371
Okay, the bullet hit your lung
323
00:15:02,373 --> 00:15:04,073
and missed your heart,
looks like you got lucky.
324
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:05,741
You call this lucky, bro?
325
00:15:05,743 --> 00:15:07,243
You have any idea how hard it is
326
00:15:07,245 --> 00:15:08,677
to get bloodstains out of calfskin?
327
00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:11,680
Hey, unless you start telling us
everything you know about D-77,
328
00:15:11,682 --> 00:15:14,350
your luck's about to get a lot
worse, I can tell you that much.
329
00:15:14,352 --> 00:15:16,385
I'm a glorified accountant, bro.
330
00:15:16,387 --> 00:15:17,193
What do you want me to tell you,
331
00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:19,321
that I put them in
large blend index funds
332
00:15:19,323 --> 00:15:20,841
so they can ensure steady growth?
333
00:15:21,002 --> 00:15:22,591
Jack, he's got a sucking chest wound.
334
00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:24,393
I got to find a way to seal it.
335
00:15:24,395 --> 00:15:26,228
Where's the duct tape
when you need it, right?
336
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:28,097
Hey, eyes on the road, Jethro.
337
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:29,632
This car's worth more than your house.
338
00:15:29,634 --> 00:15:31,066
Oh, as soon as you're done
339
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,434
saving his life, I'm gonna kill him.
340
00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:33,502
You hear that, smart-ass?
341
00:15:33,504 --> 00:15:34,904
I'm already dressed for a funeral.
342
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,568
Guys, satellite picked up
gunfire near Ralph's house.
343
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:42,536
Is everything okay?
344
00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:43,870
Y-Yeah.
345
00:15:43,872 --> 00:15:45,005
Everything's... everything's fine.
346
00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:46,907
Oh, God, there's blood everywhere.
347
00:15:46,909 --> 00:15:48,074
That doesn't sound fine.
348
00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:49,676
How's the package?
349
00:15:49,678 --> 00:15:52,112
Ralph? He... he's-he's good.
350
00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:54,147
He just, he got kind of shot.
351
00:15:54,149 --> 00:15:55,248
He what?
352
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,484
Yeah, yeah, no biggie.
Just in the shoulder.
353
00:15:57,486 --> 00:15:59,219
Yeah, but the part of his shoulder
354
00:15:59,221 --> 00:16:00,821
that's kind of his chest.
355
00:16:00,823 --> 00:16:02,622
Listen, D-77 knows you have Ralph.
356
00:16:02,624 --> 00:16:03,857
We need to assume they're going to
357
00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:06,426
move up their timetable
rather than passing up a payday.
358
00:16:06,428 --> 00:16:08,395
And we have even less time to stop them.
359
00:16:08,397 --> 00:16:09,963
And we don't even know
where they're gonna strike.
360
00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:12,399
I don't feel so good, bro.
361
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,034
Here, take this.
362
00:16:14,036 --> 00:16:16,636
Yeah, uh, hey, hey,
hey, Patti, it's Jack.
363
00:16:16,638 --> 00:16:18,858
We're gonna have to call you back, okay?
364
00:16:20,976 --> 00:16:22,475
Hey, wallet.
365
00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:25,178
MacGYVER: I've seen my share
of life-and-death situations,
366
00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:28,348
and if there's a key to living
through them, it's this:
367
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:30,050
don't panic.
368
00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:32,085
If you can force yourself
to take a minute,
369
00:16:32,087 --> 00:16:34,154
breathe and actually think,
370
00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:37,233
the solution's
generally right in front of you.
371
00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:38,601
In this case, literally.
372
00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:40,703
A hole in the lungs can
fill the chest with air,
373
00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,638
making it impossible to breathe.
374
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,506
The trick is to let the air out
375
00:16:44,508 --> 00:16:46,675
while keeping everything else in.
376
00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:49,545
In hospitals, they use a needle
with a one-way valve.
377
00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:52,016
But in the field, a driver's
license vent seal
378
00:16:52,017 --> 00:16:54,416
does the job nicely.
379
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:55,985
Might sting a little.
380
00:17:07,999 --> 00:17:09,331
Are you a doctor?
381
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,166
Not even a little.
382
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:13,402
Oh, God, I'm gonna die.
383
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,006
Hey, Mac, our patient still alive?
384
00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:19,508
- And kicking.
- No.
385
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:21,844
Do not play country music on my radio.
386
00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:23,912
It's an affront to everything
this car stands for.
387
00:17:23,914 --> 00:17:25,381
Oh, is that right?
388
00:17:25,383 --> 00:17:28,150
Well, unless you figure out
how to connect D-77's spending
389
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:29,985
to the location of their next attack,
390
00:17:29,987 --> 00:17:32,021
it's country music all
the way home, Curly-Q.
391
00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:33,322
I ain't even turned it up yet.
392
00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:35,791
I told you, they draw
lump sums to a Cayman account.
393
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:36,759
I don't know where
394
00:17:36,761 --> 00:17:37,960
it goes from there, all right?
395
00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,194
Any luck finding a doctor?
396
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:41,997
Tracked down the
best doctor on the island.
397
00:17:41,999 --> 00:17:43,932
Which wasn't easy,
since it's his day off.
398
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:45,668
Got a lock on his cell signal.
399
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,802
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
400
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,003
"Best on the island" doesn't mean much.
401
00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:49,338
How many Yelp stars does he have?
402
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,739
Hey, you're gonna be
403
00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:52,808
seeing Yelp stars if you don't shut up.
404
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,276
You shut up.
405
00:17:54,278 --> 00:17:56,211
All right, I'm sending you
a video of Ralph's wounds
406
00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:57,680
so the doctor can take a look.
407
00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,852
Sweet. Not at all gross.
408
00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:06,422
Thanks for giving me
absolutely no warning.
409
00:18:08,492 --> 00:18:10,259
Hey, Mac, I think I got him.
410
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:18,734
Dr. Megat?
411
00:18:18,736 --> 00:18:20,703
Hi. My name is Riley.
412
00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:23,138
Uh, I know this is
gonna sound weird, but...
413
00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:31,347
Uh, guys... we have a problem.
414
00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:32,781
Yeah, so do we.
415
00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:34,883
The sniper's on our tail. Hang on.
416
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:40,622
Faster would be good.
417
00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,124
I'm flooring it. This car sucks.
418
00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:44,393
- Hey, this car's worth your life...
- We know!
419
00:18:44,395 --> 00:18:47,062
I don't want to die
listening to country music!
420
00:18:57,508 --> 00:18:58,874
Car! Car!
421
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,176
Oh, my God, I really am gonna die!
422
00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:06,782
I don't know if your plan
is to make me throw up,
423
00:19:06,784 --> 00:19:08,117
but it's definitely working.
424
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,119
MacGYVER: Like Ralph, a lot of people
425
00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:11,920
spend their lives
focused on the wrong thing.
426
00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:13,655
Normally, it's a bad habit.
427
00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,557
But it was exactly what I needed
428
00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:17,226
the sniper chasing us to do.
429
00:19:17,228 --> 00:19:19,461
You making a bomb? Hmm?
430
00:19:19,463 --> 00:19:21,583
'Cause if you're making a bomb,
that would be awesome.
431
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,133
Wait, shouldn't you...
432
00:19:24,135 --> 00:19:25,167
you be throwing the bomb?
433
00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:26,235
Why aren't you throwing it?
434
00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:28,001
MacGYVER: Because it's not a bomb.
435
00:19:28,227 --> 00:19:30,110
The headrest is made
of flame-resistant foam,
436
00:19:30,111 --> 00:19:33,157
so it'll never burn,
but it'll smoke like crazy.
437
00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:35,490
Great.
438
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:37,025
Hey, maybe we should, uh,
439
00:19:37,027 --> 00:19:38,526
talk about some short-term goals,
440
00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:40,161
'cause now I think
you're just making it easier
441
00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:41,976
for them to tail us.
442
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,285
Jack, get me closer to that truck.
443
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:06,954
Aw, sweet!
444
00:20:23,073 --> 00:20:24,672
Smoked 'em.
445
00:20:24,674 --> 00:20:26,441
Don't. Don't what?
446
00:20:26,443 --> 00:20:28,476
- You know how I feel about your puns.
- Oh.
447
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,044
Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
448
00:20:31,514 --> 00:20:32,980
Mac, I'm here with the doctor.
449
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,248
You got to listen to this.
450
00:20:35,752 --> 00:20:37,752
If you don't act out a bicoastal
451
00:20:37,754 --> 00:20:39,220
breast plumbing procedure,
452
00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:41,089
the sick person will become not alive.
453
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:44,425
Now.
454
00:20:44,427 --> 00:20:45,393
Okay.
455
00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:47,095
Doc said Ralph needs surgery now.
456
00:20:47,097 --> 00:20:49,897
Oh, God.
457
00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:51,966
Something's wrong. Like, really wrong.
458
00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,935
Okay, just tell us
where to meet so the doctor...
459
00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:55,436
No, like, now, now, now!
460
00:20:55,438 --> 00:20:57,557
Doc said he's surprised
Ralph hadn't crashed already.
461
00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:58,901
He'll be dead in about four minutes
462
00:20:58,902 --> 00:21:00,496
unless you do the surgery now.
463
00:21:16,253 --> 00:21:19,021
MacGYVER: Truth told,
I got a "C" in biology.
464
00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:21,957
But we were Ralph's only shot,
and if he was gonna live,
465
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,827
a lot of bacteria
were gonna have to die.
466
00:21:24,829 --> 00:21:26,829
Hey, Ralph?
467
00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:29,398
- He's not looking so good, Mac.
- Get him in the back.
468
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:31,462
When you can't get your hands
on a surgical suite,
469
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,532
the back of an SUV
and the germ-killing power
470
00:21:34,534 --> 00:21:36,934
of hand sanitizer will do in a pinch.
471
00:21:36,936 --> 00:21:40,738
But prepping for surgery
was the easy part.
472
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:43,074
I got you. That's it, that's it.
473
00:21:44,811 --> 00:21:45,977
Are you ready?
474
00:21:45,979 --> 00:21:46,756
Yeah.
475
00:21:46,989 --> 00:21:49,213
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute,
wait a minute. You hear that?
476
00:21:49,215 --> 00:21:50,248
What?
477
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,549
He finally stopped talking.
478
00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:52,683
Let's just...
479
00:21:52,685 --> 00:21:54,919
Let's enjoy that for a second.
480
00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:55,920
Okay.
481
00:21:57,957 --> 00:22:00,070
Well, we are as ready as we'll ever be.
482
00:22:00,097 --> 00:22:01,063
What do we need to do?
483
00:22:02,299 --> 00:22:03,699
Don't worry. I will walk you
484
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,801
through the procedure, feet by feet.
485
00:22:05,803 --> 00:22:07,736
Uh, I think that means "step by step."
486
00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:08,937
MacGYVER: Okay, sure.
487
00:22:08,939 --> 00:22:09,872
But that doesn't help us
488
00:22:09,874 --> 00:22:10,939
with the "don't worry" part.
489
00:22:10,941 --> 00:22:13,075
Okay, Doc said Ralph has something
490
00:22:13,077 --> 00:22:16,412
called hemothorax, which is
a buildup of blood in the chest
491
00:22:16,414 --> 00:22:18,213
that makes it impossible
for him to breathe.
492
00:22:18,215 --> 00:22:19,648
If you don't drain the fluid,
493
00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:21,717
he'll basically drown on dry land.
494
00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:23,452
So all you have to do is perform
495
00:22:23,454 --> 00:22:26,054
an intercostal chest drain procedure.
496
00:22:26,056 --> 00:22:29,558
In the back of an SUV
with no surgical equipment.
497
00:22:31,395 --> 00:22:32,694
What could go wrong?
498
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,131
Okay, so step one is pretty easy.
499
00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:38,133
You just need to make a small incision
500
00:22:38,135 --> 00:22:40,369
between his fourth and fifth ribs.
501
00:22:43,808 --> 00:22:45,641
Step two is a little more complicated.
502
00:22:45,643 --> 00:22:48,076
You just need to find a way
to spread his ribs apart.
503
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:12,935
Can't unsee that. Mm.
504
00:23:14,738 --> 00:23:17,706
And now the liquid away you must suck.
505
00:23:18,976 --> 00:23:20,609
Don't look at me, man.
506
00:23:20,611 --> 00:23:23,378
I'll suck out snake venom, you
know, depending on where it is,
507
00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:25,247
but I ain't going anywhere near that.
508
00:23:26,116 --> 00:23:27,883
Seriously.
509
00:23:49,373 --> 00:23:51,340
Hey. Go hit the
windshield wipers for me.
510
00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:52,674
I can do that.
511
00:23:52,676 --> 00:23:54,776
MacGYVER: I'm no doctor,
512
00:23:54,778 --> 00:23:57,179
but my grandfather taught me
a thing or two about cars.
513
00:23:57,181 --> 00:24:00,282
The same pump that sprays
wiper fluid on your windshield
514
00:24:00,284 --> 00:24:02,217
should be powerful enough
to pull the fluid
515
00:24:02,219 --> 00:24:04,219
out of Ralph's chest before he drowns.
516
00:24:04,221 --> 00:24:05,287
Oh.
517
00:24:05,289 --> 00:24:06,455
Gross.
518
00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:11,260
Is that my blood?
519
00:24:12,496 --> 00:24:14,096
MacGYVER: Good job, Riley.
520
00:24:19,236 --> 00:24:21,169
Okay, Doc and I are
about two minutes out.
521
00:24:21,171 --> 00:24:22,704
Ralph ready to go?
522
00:24:22,706 --> 00:24:24,673
Close enough. We're on our way now.
523
00:24:24,675 --> 00:24:26,341
Your hands are like sandpaper, bro.
524
00:24:26,343 --> 00:24:28,644
Ever try moisturizer? Get some.
525
00:24:28,646 --> 00:24:30,913
All right, you carry him.
526
00:24:30,915 --> 00:24:32,648
Hey, yo, yo, yo, what about my baby?
527
00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:34,149
We can't just leave it here unlocked.
528
00:24:34,151 --> 00:24:35,651
I'm trying to imagine
how your resale value
529
00:24:35,653 --> 00:24:36,952
could go down any more.
530
00:24:36,954 --> 00:24:39,821
Let me guess, you're gonna
be late to the exfil.
531
00:24:39,823 --> 00:24:41,723
Yeah, but we got a killer excuse.
532
00:24:41,725 --> 00:24:44,159
I doubt your black ops
exfil squad operating illegally
533
00:24:44,161 --> 00:24:45,827
on foreign soil will want to hear it.
534
00:24:45,829 --> 00:24:47,429
But let me see what I can do.
535
00:24:47,431 --> 00:24:48,463
How late will you be?
536
00:24:48,465 --> 00:24:49,731
30 minutes, tops.
537
00:24:51,302 --> 00:24:53,001
Make that 35 minutes! Elevator!
538
00:25:05,616 --> 00:25:07,950
Unless you want to patch up
a lot more bullet holes,
539
00:25:07,952 --> 00:25:10,185
you better come up with a new plan.
540
00:25:11,322 --> 00:25:13,155
I'm telling you, these
guys aren't gonna stop
541
00:25:13,157 --> 00:25:14,389
till this little piggy's dead.
542
00:25:14,391 --> 00:25:16,892
- We're just gonna have to kill him.
- What?!
543
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:29,191
Well, we're eight floors
away from the mercs
544
00:25:29,193 --> 00:25:30,726
trying to kill us,
and it looks like we're in
545
00:25:30,728 --> 00:25:32,628
some sort of tax haven law firm.
546
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:34,997
- So we should be able to find everything
that we need. - All right.
547
00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:37,399
Maybe this is the blood loss
talking, but I-I could swear
548
00:25:37,401 --> 00:25:39,201
you said you were planning to kill me.
549
00:25:39,203 --> 00:25:40,603
Right now, I just need you
550
00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:42,071
to focus on D-77.
551
00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:43,305
Is there anything in their financials
552
00:25:43,307 --> 00:25:44,974
that could tell us the location
of their next attack?
553
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:47,409
Hey. How are we supposed to get
554
00:25:47,411 --> 00:25:49,645
Sir Bleedsalot past her?
555
00:25:50,481 --> 00:25:51,914
Want me to turn on the charm?
556
00:25:51,916 --> 00:25:53,249
We don't have time for the charm.
557
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:55,184
I'll do the English accent.
Chicks dig that.
558
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:56,952
You have a horrible British accent.
559
00:25:56,954 --> 00:25:58,454
All right, so here's the deal.
560
00:25:58,456 --> 00:25:59,955
I just hacked your servers.
561
00:25:59,957 --> 00:26:01,257
This is proof of all the money
562
00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:03,058
your company
illegally hides for high-ranking
563
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,360
government officials around the world.
564
00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:06,529
So unless you want this
on the front page
565
00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:09,198
of every news site,
you're gonna go get your boss
566
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,066
and tell her to bring her checkbook.
567
00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:12,401
Okay.
568
00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,437
Let's go.
569
00:26:17,141 --> 00:26:19,108
Just when I was starting to
forget how scary you can be.
570
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,343
I'm still totally gonna
leak that stuff though.
571
00:26:21,345 --> 00:26:23,879
So, the doctor didn't have
any syringes in his golf bag.
572
00:26:23,881 --> 00:26:26,248
I'm fine. I'll figure something out.
573
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,850
Wait, wait, come on, man.
574
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,785
You come on, man.
575
00:26:29,787 --> 00:26:31,353
Hey. Yo, yo, yo.
576
00:26:31,355 --> 00:26:33,422
Wh-What about this whole
"you killing me" thing, huh?
577
00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:35,424
Well, Jack is right.
578
00:26:35,426 --> 00:26:37,359
They ain't gonna stop looking
for you till you're dead.
579
00:26:37,361 --> 00:26:39,662
So you need to be dead.
I need a ballpoint pen,
580
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:41,096
eye drops and dental floss.
581
00:26:41,098 --> 00:26:42,765
Bro, why you need a ballpoint pen?
582
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,867
Um...
583
00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:53,542
MacGYVER: Killing someone
584
00:26:53,544 --> 00:26:55,638
and bringing them
back to life isn't easy,
585
00:26:55,639 --> 00:26:58,474
especially if you're
doing it with office supplies.
586
00:26:58,624 --> 00:27:00,162
But for this to work, I needed something
587
00:27:00,164 --> 00:27:02,430
a little harder to get my hands on:
588
00:27:02,432 --> 00:27:03,410
beta blockers,
589
00:27:03,556 --> 00:27:06,067
aka high blood pressure meds.
590
00:27:06,069 --> 00:27:07,803
Lucky for me, one out of three people
591
00:27:07,805 --> 00:27:09,304
have high blood pressure,
592
00:27:09,306 --> 00:27:10,739
and an executive's corner office
593
00:27:10,741 --> 00:27:13,008
seemed like a good place to look.
594
00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:23,251
In 99.9% of
life-and-death situations,
595
00:27:23,253 --> 00:27:25,854
you're gonna want to go with "life."
596
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,577
But this just wasn't one of those times.
597
00:27:28,579 --> 00:27:29,878
Yo.
598
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,712
It's hard to express the degree in which
599
00:27:31,713 --> 00:27:33,015
I am not cool with this.
600
00:27:33,017 --> 00:27:35,150
Live now, complain later.
601
00:27:35,152 --> 00:27:37,586
We got company, Mac... one of
those shooters from the garage.
602
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:04,513
Okay, showtime, Mac. I got your six.
603
00:28:04,515 --> 00:28:06,215
We got your six. Sorry.
604
00:28:07,785 --> 00:28:08,984
Okay,
605
00:28:08,986 --> 00:28:11,053
so you're not a doctor,
606
00:28:11,055 --> 00:28:13,789
but you're at least, like,
a scientist, right?
607
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:15,391
Uh, not really.
608
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,559
- What?
- Relax.
609
00:28:17,561 --> 00:28:19,061
We're not actually going to kill you.
610
00:28:19,063 --> 00:28:20,829
The drugs in this needle
are just going to drop
611
00:28:20,831 --> 00:28:22,364
your blood pressure enough so that...
612
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:23,832
no one can detect your pulse.
613
00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:25,300
Survive like that for an hour, and then
614
00:28:25,302 --> 00:28:27,279
I'll come in with another shot
and reverse the process.
615
00:28:27,303 --> 00:28:28,904
Okay, let me get this straight.
616
00:28:28,906 --> 00:28:30,172
You shoot that in my arm,
617
00:28:30,174 --> 00:28:32,141
I die out there surrounded by randos,
618
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:36,278
the D-77 guys see my dead
body and... bug out.
619
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,947
Then you slip me the antidote and, hey,
620
00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:39,882
I'm back, baby.
621
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,250
Right?
622
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,618
Almost.
623
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:43,852
Almost?
624
00:28:43,854 --> 00:28:45,387
I'm not gonna shoot it into your arm.
625
00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:53,595
Injecting it closer to your
heart lets me use a lower dose.
626
00:28:53,597 --> 00:28:55,798
Okay, so you're not a doctor.
627
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,999
You're not a scientist.
628
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,101
How the hell do you know all this stuff?
629
00:28:59,103 --> 00:29:01,003
I read a lot of books.
630
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:03,105
And you're ready
with the antidote, right?
631
00:29:03,107 --> 00:29:05,607
Dude, what the hell, man?!
632
00:29:05,609 --> 00:29:07,810
You-you have the antidote, right?
633
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,311
I mean, I-I will.
634
00:29:09,313 --> 00:29:10,612
Trust me.
635
00:29:10,614 --> 00:29:12,147
Oh...
636
00:29:12,149 --> 00:29:13,182
Now, don't die.
637
00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:15,851
Wait. Wait a minute,
wait a minute. Please.
638
00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:19,121
I know I'm annoying and pretentious
639
00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:22,224
and there's the whole "I
managed money for terrorists" thing,
640
00:29:22,226 --> 00:29:24,460
but don't let me die, okay?
641
00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:26,428
Not yet. I can do better.
642
00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:27,863
I can be better.
643
00:29:27,865 --> 00:29:29,298
Grow the hell up.
644
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,699
Maybe have kids.
645
00:29:30,701 --> 00:29:33,936
Oh, God, I got to call my mom.
646
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:36,538
I got to call my mom.
I can't die without...
647
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:40,409
I haven't talked to my
mom in years, you know?
648
00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,810
Hey.
649
00:29:41,812 --> 00:29:43,045
It's gonna be okay.
650
00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,947
I promise.
651
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,482
See you on the other side.
652
00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:56,358
Those D-77 guys...
653
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,861
sometimes they'd ask me
to set up a shell corp
654
00:29:58,863 --> 00:29:59,962
in a specific city,
655
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,864
which is weird, because who cares
656
00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:03,632
where a dummy corporation
is based, right?
657
00:30:03,634 --> 00:30:05,334
Anyway,
658
00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:06,702
I don't know if this helps or not,
659
00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:09,371
but last week they had
me set one up in Miami,
660
00:30:09,373 --> 00:30:12,541
Sunset Atlantic Holdings, LLC.
661
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,577
MacGYVER: Miami Beach.
662
00:30:15,579 --> 00:30:19,148
Now we know what D-77's next target is.
663
00:30:29,593 --> 00:30:31,226
Oh, my God! He's not breathing!
664
00:30:31,228 --> 00:30:33,495
Somebody call a doctor!
665
00:30:45,676 --> 00:30:47,743
Looks like your little
trick worked well enough
666
00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:49,711
to fool the EMTs.
667
00:30:49,713 --> 00:30:52,581
Here's to hoping it didn't work
so well we can't bring him back.
668
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:02,391
Ah.
669
00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:05,093
Exactly what I need
to bring back the dead.
670
00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:06,495
The doctor give you these?
671
00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:08,831
Oh, hell no. When I explained your plan,
672
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:12,234
he said some very rude things
that roughly translated to:
673
00:31:12,236 --> 00:31:13,936
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
674
00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:17,339
Had to hack the security system
at a pharmacy to get those.
675
00:31:17,341 --> 00:31:18,941
We sure about bringing him back?
676
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:20,676
I kind of like him this way.
677
00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:24,947
- MacGYVER: Hey, boss.
- Well, it cost me a case of bourbon
678
00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,548
and a pile of hazard pay,
679
00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:28,550
but your exfil team
is still standing by.
680
00:31:28,552 --> 00:31:30,152
And Ralph is still the key to stopping
681
00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:32,020
their next attack. How's he doing?
682
00:31:32,022 --> 00:31:34,022
Ralph? Uh, yeah, he's fine.
683
00:31:34,024 --> 00:31:36,558
I mean, he's dead, but he'll get better.
684
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,626
He's what?
685
00:31:37,628 --> 00:31:39,862
I dosed him up with a
bunch of beta blockers
686
00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:42,397
to fake his death and
get D-77 off our tail.
687
00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:44,199
As soon as the local EMTs
put him in the back
688
00:31:44,201 --> 00:31:45,300
of the coroner's van...
689
00:31:45,302 --> 00:31:47,002
Which is my coroner's van now.
690
00:31:47,004 --> 00:31:49,538
...I'll give him a heaping
helping of insulin and glucose,
691
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,473
and, uh, it'll counteract the drug.
692
00:31:51,475 --> 00:31:53,008
Ralphie gets to the car,
we head to the exfil.
693
00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:54,509
And we should have him
694
00:31:54,511 --> 00:31:55,277
any second.
695
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:57,312
Whoa, guys,
696
00:31:57,314 --> 00:31:58,814
flag on the play.
697
00:31:58,816 --> 00:32:00,349
Looks like D-77's got the cops
698
00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:01,850
and the M.E. on their payroll.
699
00:32:01,852 --> 00:32:03,185
Uh-oh.
700
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,120
"Uh-oh"? Wh-What's "uh-oh"?
701
00:32:05,122 --> 00:32:06,688
No, no, he said... he said,
702
00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:08,423
"Go, go," like, "We got to go, Patti."
703
00:32:08,425 --> 00:32:09,625
Okay, good talk, bye.
704
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,628
Why are they taking the body?
705
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:13,896
MacGYVER: Proof that he's dead.
706
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:15,864
And when they find out
707
00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:17,971
he's not, they're gonna kill him.
708
00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:39,922
Mac,
709
00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:42,424
uh, we got about ten minutes
left to give him that shot.
710
00:32:42,426 --> 00:32:44,493
All the shots in the world won't
help if he's missing his head.
711
00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:45,995
We need to move fast.
712
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:48,097
Whoa, guys. We need a plan.
713
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:49,798
It's two dudes.
714
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,200
Plan is simple:
715
00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:53,302
- We go in there and we kick their...
- Jack.
716
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:57,473
Looks like your two dudes
just became an army.
717
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,908
Okay. So not so simple.
718
00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:04,747
Is that a hacksaw?
719
00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:07,349
If you can handle two,
that'll leave about six.
720
00:33:07,351 --> 00:33:08,584
I can probably take them out.
721
00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:11,253
Okay, one, no, you can't.
722
00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:13,055
Two, "I can probably take them
out" doesn't count as a plan.
723
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:14,161
Well, sure it is.
724
00:33:14,162 --> 00:33:17,393
First, I'll take two,
then I'll take the other four.
725
00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,428
Or I can take them all out.
726
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,463
I like that idea.
727
00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,568
MacGYVER: Jack, I could use some help.
728
00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,937
Sorting garbage? I'll pass.
729
00:33:28,939 --> 00:33:30,973
MacGYVER: Yeah, that's what
I love about old Jack.
730
00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:33,509
He sees the world through
a different pair of lenses.
731
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,810
Although he's not wrong.
732
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,945
Most people would agree
that I'm knee deep
733
00:33:36,947 --> 00:33:40,616
in a pretty rank
trash container, but not me.
734
00:33:40,618 --> 00:33:42,498
In my mind, this is a treasure
chest filled with
735
00:33:42,499 --> 00:33:44,044
unlimited possibilities.
736
00:34:12,781 --> 00:34:16,382
You seriously want me
to put this on my face?
737
00:34:16,384 --> 00:34:19,152
Only if you like breathing.
738
00:34:19,154 --> 00:34:20,953
We may think we're playing it safe,
739
00:34:20,955 --> 00:34:23,222
but we all spend most of our lives
740
00:34:23,224 --> 00:34:25,124
surrounded by some pretty deadly stuff.
741
00:34:25,126 --> 00:34:27,260
The refrigerant in your air conditioner
742
00:34:27,262 --> 00:34:29,295
can kill you in under five minutes.
743
00:34:29,297 --> 00:34:31,998
But it'll knock you
out in less than two.
744
00:34:44,913 --> 00:34:47,647
I know! That felt good,
didn't it, buddy?!
745
00:34:47,649 --> 00:34:52,251
But I think my left is getting jealous!
746
00:35:08,269 --> 00:35:09,535
Time's up, Mac.
747
00:35:09,537 --> 00:35:11,204
If you haven't given him that shot yet,
748
00:35:11,206 --> 00:35:12,405
it might be too late.
749
00:35:12,407 --> 00:35:14,607
Only one way to find out.
750
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,612
Why are you still standing?!
751
00:35:27,121 --> 00:35:28,221
Come on, big boy!
752
00:35:33,094 --> 00:35:34,694
Jack!
753
00:35:36,130 --> 00:35:37,697
Never mind.
754
00:35:57,218 --> 00:35:58,217
Did it work?
755
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,853
Is he...?
756
00:36:00,855 --> 00:36:03,289
Ralphie. Hey.
757
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:06,436
Hey, come on, man.
758
00:36:08,165 --> 00:36:11,567
You're too big a pain in the
ass to give up that easy.
759
00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:16,605
Ralph!
760
00:36:18,008 --> 00:36:19,241
Who took my sleep mask?
761
00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:21,243
Oh, God.
762
00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:24,413
Wh-Why am I laying
on a dirty floor? Huh?
763
00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,814
These pants are designer, yo.
764
00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:27,149
And I'm covered in schmutz.
765
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:29,017
You know, it's weird.
766
00:36:29,019 --> 00:36:30,652
I'm glad he's alive, but...
767
00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,055
...I still want to kill him.
768
00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:36,458
Yeah, I love you, too, Jethro.
769
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:39,595
Congratulations.
770
00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:41,830
Our intel on that Miami shell corp
771
00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:44,766
led to the arrest of
six D-77 mercenaries
772
00:36:44,768 --> 00:36:46,602
before they could
carry out their attack.
773
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,203
And a full interrogation of Ralph
774
00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:50,873
should help take down D-77's
whole organization, right?
775
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,141
Actually, it's not an
interrogation anymore.
776
00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:54,710
It's testimony.
777
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,045
Ralph's cooperating completely.
778
00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:59,147
And I'm working on having him
placed in Witness Protection.
779
00:36:59,149 --> 00:37:01,950
I'm thinking Vegas, baby!
780
00:37:01,952 --> 00:37:03,418
Ooh, ooh. Or Miami, you know,
781
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:05,053
'cause I saved that town and all.
782
00:37:05,055 --> 00:37:07,589
Those bikini models are gonna
want to thank me personally.
783
00:37:07,591 --> 00:37:08,757
As we've discussed,
784
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:10,759
you'll be getting a new identity.
785
00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:12,995
And you won't be able to tell
anybody who you really are
786
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:13,862
or what you've done.
787
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,731
All right, Jane Bond. I feel ya.
788
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,866
Fresh start. I could probably
use one of those, right?
789
00:37:17,868 --> 00:37:19,768
Or a whole new personality.
790
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:21,770
You joke, little hottie,
791
00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:24,006
but after bravely staring
death in the face,
792
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:25,307
I've decided to change the game.
793
00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:27,342
I want to use my powers
for good, ya heard?
794
00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:30,178
Gonna invest my millions in
making the world a better place
795
00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:33,181
for the little children...
the future Ralphs.
796
00:37:33,183 --> 00:37:35,884
Well, you know, I hate to break
it to you, but you're broke.
797
00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:37,185
Your millions are now in evidence,
798
00:37:37,187 --> 00:37:39,254
and you're not
gonna be seeing any of it.
799
00:37:39,256 --> 00:37:40,322
So...
800
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,992
That seems cruel and unusual.
801
00:37:43,994 --> 00:37:45,327
MacGYVER: Nah, it's not so bad.
802
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:49,031
Starting with nothing,
making it up as you go along...
803
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,999
I do it all the time.
804
00:37:51,001 --> 00:37:52,901
Coolio. I'm down.
805
00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:54,336
Might even be good for my health.
806
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,771
Come on. Give me some love.
807
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:57,639
Come on.
808
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,109
Come on.
809
00:38:01,111 --> 00:38:02,344
- Mm-mm.
- Ah?
810
00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:03,845
- Don't.
- Mm-hmm.
811
00:38:03,847 --> 00:38:05,414
Don't.
812
00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:08,850
Thank you, thank you.
813
00:38:08,852 --> 00:38:10,385
Bring it back.
814
00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:14,189
Wha... this?
815
00:38:14,191 --> 00:38:16,525
Oh.
816
00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:17,394
Don't hate.
817
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,227
Everybody needs a little seed money, yo.
818
00:38:19,229 --> 00:38:21,396
I'll still give you 20 bucks,
you let me hit you in the face.
819
00:38:21,398 --> 00:38:23,532
Are you kidding me? Keep your money.
820
00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:25,701
This face is priceless.
821
00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,202
Let's go, big guy.
822
00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:28,570
Get me out of here.
823
00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:30,672
- How about 40?
- You don't have $40.
824
00:38:30,674 --> 00:38:31,773
I got an extra $20.
825
00:38:31,775 --> 00:38:32,975
I'll throw in on that.
826
00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:56,865
That was it, man. That was the take.
827
00:38:56,867 --> 00:38:58,200
I don't want to get ahead of myself,
828
00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:00,569
but... I see an Oscar.
829
00:39:04,141 --> 00:39:05,807
Do we want to know?
830
00:39:06,543 --> 00:39:08,076
Probably not.
831
00:39:08,078 --> 00:39:09,590
Yo, Riley!
832
00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:12,347
Want to be the first to peep
my badass movie monster
833
00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:13,949
and epic CGI skills?
834
00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:15,917
It's just CG, computer graphics.
835
00:39:15,919 --> 00:39:17,819
What could the "I" possibly stand for?
836
00:39:17,821 --> 00:39:19,921
Incredible. Check it out.
837
00:39:19,923 --> 00:39:22,257
Watch this, watch this.
838
00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:29,331
Okay, wait. That's not even remotely
839
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,999
how this program is supposed to work.
840
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:33,001
Oh, I like it when a woman takes charge.
841
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,670
Yes, I do.
842
00:39:41,979 --> 00:39:43,645
I was visiting my dad today,
843
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,781
and he told me to give you something.
844
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:47,516
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
845
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,289
Call your father, dude.
846
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,126
Nobody lives forever.
847
00:40:00,297 --> 00:40:02,130
That's never gonna work.
848
00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:08,470
What do you mean?
849
00:40:17,347 --> 00:40:20,215
I'm writing him a letter.
850
00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:21,583
A letter?
851
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,285
That you put in the mail?
852
00:40:25,522 --> 00:40:27,389
Come on, man. It's 2016.
853
00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:30,058
Not to my dad it isn't.
854
00:40:31,161 --> 00:40:33,295
Hmm.
855
00:40:37,267 --> 00:40:39,434
You just gonna watch?
856
00:40:43,073 --> 00:40:45,373
Not anymore.
857
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,875
MacGYVER: They say life is what happens
858
00:40:46,877 --> 00:40:48,510
while you're making other plans.
859
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:51,646
And that describes
most of my days pretty well.
860
00:40:51,648 --> 00:40:53,081
But every once in a while,
861
00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:55,884
you have to give life a little nudge
862
00:40:55,886 --> 00:40:58,630
to make sure you get to do
the things that really matter,
863
00:40:58,631 --> 00:41:00,167
before it's too late.
864
00:41:00,706 --> 00:41:04,110
I don't know if one letter
will change anything,
865
00:41:04,111 --> 00:41:08,096
but I guess... that's life, isn't it?
866
00:41:08,219 --> 00:41:11,822
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