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Jess, I...
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Jess.
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It's Alex.
They're giving him a lung transplant.
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- Shit.
- I tell you now.
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You don't want to be getting
a transplant round here.
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Hi. How are you? OK?
Good. You're Alex, right?
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I'm not being funny,
but you have to have sex with me.
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I've only just got out of surgery.
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You need to leave.
We're just talking.
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Get him out of here.
Please! You have to fuck me!
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Call security!
Think about it! Think about it!
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OK. Bye.
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Alex is out of surgery.
He's going to be OK.
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Ah! Get in, mate! Well done.
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I tell you now, I never
doubted it for a second.
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The handsome barman lives.
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Come on. Dude, you need
to pay up right now.
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That's 20 of your English pounds.
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Fucking pygmy.
Let's have it, come on.
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You... you put money on him dying?
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Yeah!
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No! No. What kind of person
do you think I am?
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You said it would be funny
if they chopped his cock off
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during the operation.
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There's something very wrong
with you. Oh, Finn.
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Honestly.
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Well, I'm glad he didn't die. I am.
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But I will say this.
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He may have a new lung,
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but you can't replace
his cheating heart.
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Twat.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Scouts, dude! Yes! You're Scouts.
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These were the happiest and
the proudest days of my life.
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Look at 'em!
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You were in the Scouts?
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That should never have been allowed.
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I swore... I swore a solemn oath to,
you know, to obey the Scout Law,
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to do my best, to do my duty to God
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and Her lovely majestic
Majesty the Queen.
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Huh. Lived by a code.
I were like a samurai warrior.
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Yeah, that's... that's you all over.
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And then... and then
they cast me out.
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Why were you cast out?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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I will say this.
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A Scout is meant to walk an
impossible line
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between his love of scouting
and his raging hormones
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in the first flushes
of sexual adventure.
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There are girls!
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You're a girl! Shit!
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That's an unnatural abomination.
This is not how Baden-Powell intended it!
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Take that uniform off!
You look like a dick!
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Shit.
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Is he still staring?
He's really staring.
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He's gone.
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Look at 'em. Scouts... Scouts
is a time for boys to be boys.
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You know, the... the first time
I masturbated. Scouts.
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The first time I ever saw
another boy's penis. Scouts.
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First time I touched
another boy's penis. Scouts.
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First time another boy
touched my penis.
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Scouts? It was in Scouts!
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It was in Scouts. Happy,
sunlit days is what they were.
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Oh, my God. Look at this tramp.
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Hi.
Ahem. Hi. Ahem! Hi.
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What the fuck was that?
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Shame on you, Finley!
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You've got a visitor.
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Handsome barman! Here he is.
How you diddling, mate?
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Eh? I've brought you
some grapes and that.
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I haven't brought you any grapes.
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How's Jess?
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She's dead.
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She's not really dead.
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I was just trying
to make you feel better.
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So...
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she didn't want to come and see me?
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Yes, she did.
She wanted to come, but she...
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She hates my guts, doesn't she?
She doesn't hate your guts, man.
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Well, maybe. I don't know. She...
Do you... do you know what, man?
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Who could ever possibly
understand the inner workings...
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They've got little
fickle minds, mate.
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My dad, he used to say to me,
you know, he used to say,
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"Rudy, women are very much
like tractors."
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Which I have never understood.
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I think it's something, really,
to do with potatoes.
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That's what it is. Shit.
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They're just not like men,
seriously.
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Hi.
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What's this badge for?
Fire safety.
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I know who to call
if there's a fire, then.
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You should call the Fire Service,
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activate the fire alarm and leave
by the nearest emergency exit.
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Right, yeah. Good... good to know.
You know, always... be prepared.
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What about this one?
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Global Conservation.
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First aid. Road safety.
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This one here is for fucking.
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Really? They...
they give badges for that?
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No.
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Yeah, I know.
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Because of health and safety...
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..and AIDS.
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Have you ever fucked a Scout before?
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Have I?
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That would be a... a no.
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No, I haven't.
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I...I fingered a Girl Guide, though.
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Do you mind if I tie you up?
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You are full of surprises. Go for it.
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I hate to sound like my dad,
but are you over 16?
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I'm 18. Ah.
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What type of knot are you using?
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A double constrictor knot,
almost impossible to get out of.
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Ooh, good choice.
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OK. Now lie down.
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Right there.
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He's ready.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, shit.
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- Hi.
- Oh!
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Shit. Do you want tell me
what the fuck is going on?
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You are to become one of us.
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A Scout? Can't I just
fill in a membership form?
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You are to become an agent of Satan.
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And if I say no?
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Oh, shit. Shit.
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Then I'll cut out your heart
and burn it in hellfire.
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Is that a chicken?
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Oh, you... you've got the wrong guy.
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I'd make a terrible agent of Satan.
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I'm... I'm lazy, and...
and disorganised,
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and ask anyone who knows me,
I'm... I'm shit.
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Ecce Satanas meo...
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sicut ego et ipse regnabit Dominus
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super terram
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meam tenebris...
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Jesus! Fuck!
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You killed the chicken!
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Lucifer habitabunt in te!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah.
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You should see his scar.
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Dude looks like Action Man.
What an handsome barman!
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You've seen him?
Of course I've bloody seen him.
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We're best mates. Some people say...
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..we look like brothers. Ahem!
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You're best mates? Mm-hm.
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Really? Erm... what's his surname?
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Kagi... Kagillima.
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Kagillima?
It's... it's...
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it's Wong... Smith.
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Wong-Smith?
I know. It's ridiculous, innit?
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So, you know how the handsome
barman saved your life?
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Does that cancel him out
shagging that girl?
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Cos it feels about the same to me.
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Why are you so interested?
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Because if you stop seeing him,
he'll just... he'll leave, won't he?
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He'll wander from town to town
like The Littlest Hobo.
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And, Jess, I don't know whether my fragile
heart could ever take any more of...
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You're not going to believe
what's just happened to me.
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Were you bent over double again,
sucking yourself off,
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bit of pollen's gone up your nose,
you've sneezed,
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you've bit the tip off your penis...
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No!
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Oh, come on.
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♪ Gonna throw it back to you
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♪ By now you should've somehow... ♪
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♪ Realised what you gotta do
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♪ I don't believe that
anybody feels the way I do
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♪ About you now. ♪
Yeah.
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They don't look
like agents of Satan.
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Of course they don't look
like agents of Satan.
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Agents of Satan never look
like agents of Satan, do they?
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Mm.
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You don't believe me, do you?
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You think it's all just a desperately
sad and lonely cry for attention.
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Yeah, well, I told them you were
capable of anything, mate, so...
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Oh, when you come in tied up,
covered in chicken blood...
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What's that? Chicken blood?
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Hm?
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It was Finley.
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What? It was Finley.
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Oh.
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Have you been running
an illegal slaughterhouse
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in my community centre?
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No.
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If I find out you have been
supplying local restaurants
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and kebab houses with dodgy meat...
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You won't, cos I haven't.
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Then we don't have a problem, do we?
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No. No.
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♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪
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Pussy.
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Hi. It's me.
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How do you know where I live?
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So, I guess I kind of followed
you home from the hospital.
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Don't freak out. Look, I don't know
what your problem is. I don't care.
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So, can you just piss off?
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Oh, fuck! Oh!
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Fuck!
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The door slamming like that.
It wasn't an accident.
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Well, it was, but it was me.
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I've got this power.
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I cause accidents. It's a nightmare.
Neil said he could make it stop.
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Who's Neil?
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You've got his lung.
They transplanted it into you.
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He had this power. He could fuck
other people's powers out of them.
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He was going to fuck my power
out of me. Is that what he told you?
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He was after a shag.
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I've spoken to people he helped.
He took their power.
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His power's been
transplanted into you.
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Is this a wind-up?
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Did Jess put you up to this?
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It's a test, isn't it?
And if I shag you then I fail.
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Well. Ha!
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Good try. Because
it's not going to happen.
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Seriously.
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Take a hint.
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The catch on the
dishwasher door broke.
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I tripped over it,
fell on a potato peeler.
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The handle of a mug of tea
snapped off as I was drinking it.
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Jesus.
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There was a loose paving slab
at the top of a flight of steps.
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I don't even remember
what all these are.
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That's just a birthmark.
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I've got money. I'll pay you.
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I don't... I don't want your money.
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You cheated on me,
and I can't forgive you for that.
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Maybe I should be able
to get over it because
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I really fucking like you,
but I can't.
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We were together and
you shagged her,
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and I really fucking
hate you for that,
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but then you go and get yourself
stabbed for me and you save my life.
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Why did you shag her?
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Why would you do that?
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Because now I have to end it with
you and that is really fucking hard!
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Say something, then, you dick.
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I promise...
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it is not what you think.
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Oh, my God. No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
No. It's not like that.
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You unbelievable fucking twat!
You just made it so much easier!
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It's a power thing, Jess!
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Please can we fuck now?
You're not helping!
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Well.
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Look who it is.
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Yeah, well, look who it is...
right back at you.
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Have you seen this?
I'm going to have a scar.
252
00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:13,143
You were trying to convert me
into an agent of Satan.
253
00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:17,144
You don't have to worry
about that any more.
254
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:21,344
I'm going to rip out your heart
and shove it up your arse.
255
00:16:27,424 --> 00:16:29,903
Rudy!
256
00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:33,904
Guys, a little help!
257
00:16:48,664 --> 00:16:52,664
Seriously?
258
00:16:53,824 --> 00:16:57,824
Whoa!
259
00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:07,783
Who's laughing now?
260
00:17:07,784 --> 00:17:10,583
Hoc cecidit angelus devorabit vos!
261
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:11,783
Rudy!
262
00:17:11,784 --> 00:17:15,263
Resident in tua anima, mea tenebris
emergere reget hoc mundo!
263
00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:16,823
Fuck off! Fuck off!
264
00:17:16,824 --> 00:17:20,824
Lucifer reget hoc mundo,
ego reget huius mundi pro aeterno!
265
00:17:41,464 --> 00:17:43,383
You've killed the Scout leader.
266
00:17:43,384 --> 00:17:45,823
See, I told you he
was trying to ki...
267
00:17:45,824 --> 00:17:47,743
Ah. What's wrong with you?
268
00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:50,183
She dared me to swallow
my full Cornetto in one go, man.
269
00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:51,703
It's given me the worse brain...
270
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,623
I thought I were going
to die for a minute.
271
00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:56,223
We got you one.
272
00:17:56,224 --> 00:17:57,543
Ooh. Thanks.
273
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:01,544
Hey, monkey boy, you done good
there. From wankster...
274
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:07,063
..to... to gangster.
That's a G. Yeah.
275
00:18:07,064 --> 00:18:09,523
We should probably bury him.
276
00:18:09,524 --> 00:18:12,788
I'll get the shovels. Ah.
277
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:36,417
Loop it over once.
278
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:38,258
Twice.
279
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:40,025
Left over right.
280
00:18:40,026 --> 00:18:41,985
Through the rabbit hole.
281
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,385
Bastard!
282
00:18:43,386 --> 00:18:46,945
I just thought...
283
00:18:46,946 --> 00:18:48,665
For God's sake.
284
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,905
What?
285
00:18:50,906 --> 00:18:53,305
Fucking what?
What are you staring at?
286
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:56,465
What, you never seen a grown man in
his childhood Scout uniform before?
287
00:18:56,466 --> 00:18:58,625
You need to get out more, pal.
288
00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:00,065
Just take that.
289
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:02,265
What's this? What am I looking at?
290
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,745
It's a support group.
It's for people with powers.
291
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:08,785
And I think we should...
I think we should go.
292
00:19:08,786 --> 00:19:10,425
Do you?
Well, yeah, it's a...
293
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:13,546
it's a good opportunity to...
for us to talk about our situation.
294
00:19:13,646 --> 00:19:14,805
Bastard!
295
00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:18,806
...in a... in a non-judgmental,
confidential environment.
296
00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:22,645
What situation?
There is no situation, dude.
297
00:19:22,646 --> 00:19:26,646
There's absolutely
nothing to see here!
298
00:19:27,606 --> 00:19:30,485
I just think... I think we need to
talk about our future, together.
299
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:34,486
And I just... I thought you might
want to be with me while we do it.
300
00:19:54,686 --> 00:19:56,605
For crying out loud!
Look at Finley, eh?
301
00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:59,205
Look at him. Frigging
confident and flirtatious.
302
00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:02,605
Dibs on that bloody fragrant
blonde he's talking to.
303
00:20:02,606 --> 00:20:05,285
Why are you telling us?
304
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:07,005
It's not who you tell.
305
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,205
It's the act of saying it out loud
that makes it legally binding.
306
00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:13,405
I don't make the bloody rules,
love, but I will abide by them.
307
00:20:13,406 --> 00:20:16,525
Shit.
Mm? Here he is!
308
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:19,685
Handsome barman. Ali G in the house.
See what I did there?
309
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,645
Dude, see what... Cos your name's...
310
00:20:21,646 --> 00:20:23,845
Cos your name's Alex.
I just put a G on it.
311
00:20:23,846 --> 00:20:26,725
It's not what you think.
Seriously. I'm not interested.
312
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:30,685
Yeah, but I didn't even shag her.
Oh, no way. He's done it again!
313
00:20:30,686 --> 00:20:33,366
Mongrel. Look here.
314
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:37,765
Can we please do this somewhere else?
315
00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:39,925
Do what somewhere else?
316
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:43,765
She found him shagging
another girl. That's twice now.
317
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:46,045
Why am I not surprised?
318
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:50,046
Seriously. Don't.
319
00:20:51,566 --> 00:20:55,566
Oh, am... am I supposed to be scared?
320
00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:05,085
Finn!
Are you scared now?
321
00:21:05,086 --> 00:21:06,685
Fuck off, you little prick!
322
00:21:06,686 --> 00:21:10,525
Finlay? What are you doing with
the handsome barman? Put him down!
323
00:21:10,526 --> 00:21:14,005
Stop it! Stop it!
324
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,485
He will always shit on you,
cos that's who he is.
325
00:21:16,486 --> 00:21:18,325
He can't help himself.
326
00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:22,326
You need to wake up
and smell the arsehole.
327
00:21:30,726 --> 00:21:33,725
Hey!
328
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:37,726
Hey! I thought of a good reason
why you should fuck me!
329
00:21:55,006 --> 00:21:57,365
There's definitely
something going on with Finn.
330
00:21:57,366 --> 00:22:00,445
Oh, yeah, I think he's
going through puberty.
331
00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:03,605
You know, it's a very
confusing time for any young man.
332
00:22:03,606 --> 00:22:07,606
I thought you said you were going to
talk to him. And I did.
333
00:22:07,686 --> 00:22:10,445
What did he say? Well, I had to wait
for the right moment, you know.
334
00:22:10,446 --> 00:22:12,885
I sat him down,
just put my arm around him.
335
00:22:12,886 --> 00:22:16,725
We just sat there for a moment,
bit of quiet contemplation, one man,
336
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:18,526
another substantially smaller man.
337
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:21,925
And?
338
00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:24,885
He went, "I'm fine. I'm good."
339
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,125
So, we're actually no closer
340
00:22:26,126 --> 00:22:28,765
to knowing why Finn was
behaving like a total psycho?
341
00:22:28,766 --> 00:22:31,245
Oh, for God's sake, Jess.
When a man wants to talk to you,
342
00:22:31,246 --> 00:22:33,325
you're going to see
his lips moving like this.
343
00:22:33,326 --> 00:22:37,326
And when he doesn't, he's in...
in his special quiet place,
344
00:22:38,006 --> 00:22:42,006
a shed of the mind.
345
00:23:21,846 --> 00:23:25,005
Hello. Welcome to the group.
346
00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:29,006
Take a seat.
347
00:23:49,086 --> 00:23:52,845
Why don't you tell us who you are
and a little bit about your power?
348
00:23:52,846 --> 00:23:56,846
Erm...
349
00:23:58,766 --> 00:24:01,725
I'm Rudy.
350
00:24:01,726 --> 00:24:04,805
Well, Rudy Two.
351
00:24:04,806 --> 00:24:08,806
And I was created by the storm.
352
00:24:08,846 --> 00:24:12,846
I suppose you could say...
353
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:16,886
..I'm the living embodiment
of a split personality disorder.
354
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,965
Hi, Rudy Two.
355
00:24:19,966 --> 00:24:23,645
Hi, Rudy Two.
356
00:24:23,646 --> 00:24:26,086
Hiya.
357
00:24:32,086 --> 00:24:36,086
Hi.
358
00:24:37,326 --> 00:24:41,326
Look, I... I don't even know
if I've got this bloke's power.
359
00:24:42,846 --> 00:24:46,846
There's only one way to find out.
Slip it up there.
360
00:24:50,926 --> 00:24:53,205
Do we have to have full sex?
361
00:24:53,206 --> 00:24:57,206
I don't know if coming on my tits
is really going to cut it.
362
00:24:57,366 --> 00:24:59,285
I just don't want to hurt you.
363
00:24:59,286 --> 00:25:03,286
I'm so stuffed full of painkillers
I won't feel a thing.
364
00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:12,566
This is a chance to use
your cock for good.
365
00:25:51,406 --> 00:25:54,365
What's the story
with you and that girl?
366
00:25:54,366 --> 00:25:57,045
I messed up. I cheated on her.
367
00:25:57,046 --> 00:25:59,325
You still like her?
368
00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:02,005
Yeah.
369
00:26:02,006 --> 00:26:04,205
So, why did you cheat on her?
370
00:26:04,206 --> 00:26:08,206
Can we talk about something else?
Whatever you like.
371
00:26:08,686 --> 00:26:11,205
I fucking hate guys like you.
Oh, do you want me to stop?
372
00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:12,845
Cos there's plenty of
girls I can fuck
373
00:26:12,846 --> 00:26:16,846
that don't look like
a big bag of shit and blood.
374
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,805
Sorry.
375
00:26:18,806 --> 00:26:21,725
I shouldn't have said anything.
No, I... I can't do this.
376
00:26:21,726 --> 00:26:25,726
Please. I'm sorry.
377
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,325
How do we know when it's worked?
378
00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:37,326
I don't know.
379
00:26:40,406 --> 00:26:42,165
Oh, Jesus.
380
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,965
Are you coming?
381
00:26:43,966 --> 00:26:47,966
No, it's, er... mm, it's something
else. What the fuck is that?
382
00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:03,725
Oh.
383
00:27:03,726 --> 00:27:07,005
Oh.
384
00:27:07,006 --> 00:27:11,006
Thank you.
385
00:27:24,246 --> 00:27:25,606
Well, Barbara...
386
00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:34,526
Rudy?
387
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:38,085
All right, Finn? Is this
a dream? You look taller.
388
00:27:38,086 --> 00:27:40,205
I've got something for you.
389
00:27:40,206 --> 00:27:42,405
Oh! Is it a present?
390
00:27:42,406 --> 00:27:44,605
You'll see.
A present for my birthday!
391
00:27:44,606 --> 00:27:46,925
It's a surprise.
392
00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:50,245
Is it Scalextric?
I bloody love Scalextric!
393
00:27:50,246 --> 00:27:54,246
Take me to it!
Take me... take me to it.
394
00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:58,565
Hey. Oh.
395
00:27:58,566 --> 00:28:00,165
Yeah.
396
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:03,005
I like what you've done here, the
chicken and the candles and stuff.
397
00:28:03,006 --> 00:28:04,325
I don't even know what this is.
398
00:28:04,326 --> 00:28:06,965
I can see you've gone to a lot
of trouble, dude, but I just...
399
00:28:06,966 --> 00:28:10,966
Shit, man, I kind of had my heart
set on Scalextric a little bit.
400
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:12,645
Ecce Satanas meo...
401
00:28:12,646 --> 00:28:15,365
Hey.
..sicut ego et ipse regnabit
402
00:28:15,366 --> 00:28:17,605
meam tenebris.
403
00:28:17,606 --> 00:28:20,205
What, are we speaking French, eh?
Je m'appelle Rudy!
404
00:28:20,206 --> 00:28:24,206
Dude, j'habite la community centre.
405
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:28,685
Finn?
406
00:28:28,686 --> 00:28:31,445
What the fuck?
407
00:28:31,446 --> 00:28:35,446
Finn?
408
00:29:04,246 --> 00:29:05,805
Finn's the devil.
409
00:29:05,806 --> 00:29:08,845
Or... or at least an agent of Satan,
or whatever they call themselves.
410
00:29:08,846 --> 00:29:11,005
That's why he's been
acting so weird.
411
00:29:11,006 --> 00:29:14,805
When he killed that, erm...
Scout leader guy, I... I don't...
412
00:29:14,806 --> 00:29:17,845
I...I don't know, I think
something...
413
00:29:17,846 --> 00:29:19,765
I think happened to him.
414
00:29:19,766 --> 00:29:22,045
Finn?
415
00:29:22,046 --> 00:29:25,405
No. He's too short to be the devil.
416
00:29:25,406 --> 00:29:28,685
You're bleeding.
417
00:29:28,686 --> 00:29:32,245
Mm.
418
00:29:32,246 --> 00:29:34,605
I've got my period.
419
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:38,606
What are you hiding
behind your back?
420
00:29:38,726 --> 00:29:42,726
Nothing.
421
00:29:48,006 --> 00:29:52,006
It's a dead chicken.
422
00:29:55,006 --> 00:29:57,405
You're one of them.
423
00:29:57,406 --> 00:30:01,406
Do you want to know something?
You're next.
424
00:30:12,726 --> 00:30:14,165
Hiya, Jess.
425
00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:15,805
I know what you are.
426
00:30:15,806 --> 00:30:18,525
I'm just a cheeky little Scouser.
427
00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,445
Eh? Eh?
428
00:30:20,446 --> 00:30:23,045
Eh? Calm down! Calm down!
429
00:30:23,046 --> 00:30:25,965
You're the devil.
430
00:30:25,966 --> 00:30:28,885
The devil.
431
00:30:28,886 --> 00:30:29,925
What's she like?
432
00:30:29,926 --> 00:30:31,725
She's hilarious.
433
00:30:31,726 --> 00:30:34,405
So funny. You're funny.
434
00:30:34,406 --> 00:30:36,765
She's... she's one of you!
You've converted her!
435
00:30:36,766 --> 00:30:38,925
No.
436
00:30:38,926 --> 00:30:41,485
It's all in that pretty
little head of yours.
437
00:30:41,486 --> 00:30:44,605
Oh, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!
438
00:30:44,606 --> 00:30:46,125
Shitting hell.
439
00:30:46,126 --> 00:30:50,125
Chickens are fed, dude. So...
440
00:30:50,126 --> 00:30:52,605
I meant... monkeys.
441
00:30:52,606 --> 00:30:56,606
Shit. Shit! Fuck!
442
00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:58,210
That's bad.
443
00:31:23,405 --> 00:31:26,284
I, er... I haven't had sex with
anyone. I've just been in the shower.
444
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:30,285
Believe it or not, the world
does not revolve around your cock!
445
00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:34,205
Bit harsh.
446
00:31:34,299 --> 00:31:35,578
So, what are you going to do?
447
00:31:35,579 --> 00:31:38,498
I don't know. I can't go back to the
community centre. I can't go home.
448
00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:40,018
They'll be looking for me.
449
00:31:40,019 --> 00:31:42,778
Well, um... you know, you can...
450
00:31:42,779 --> 00:31:45,698
You can stay here
tonight if... if you want.
451
00:31:45,699 --> 00:31:48,818
My friends have been turned into
agents of Satan,
452
00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:51,418
and you're coming on to me?
You are unbelievable!
453
00:31:51,419 --> 00:31:54,218
I can't do anything right
by you, can I?
454
00:31:54,219 --> 00:31:56,738
Oh! That's hot coffee!
455
00:31:56,739 --> 00:32:00,739
It's warm coffee.
456
00:32:08,379 --> 00:32:09,418
Jessica.
457
00:32:09,419 --> 00:32:11,538
It's Rudy. He's one of them.
458
00:32:11,539 --> 00:32:13,258
It's... it's Rudy Two.
459
00:32:13,259 --> 00:32:17,259
Are you in there? Rudy One's
turned into an agent of Satan.
460
00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:20,658
I just... I just don't
know what to do.
461
00:32:20,659 --> 00:32:24,659
I thought you might be in there
with the handsome barman.
462
00:32:25,419 --> 00:32:29,419
Jess?
463
00:32:31,779 --> 00:32:34,298
You all right?
464
00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:36,298
So, Finn's got this book
on satanic rites,
465
00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:38,778
and it says the only way
to drive Satan out of anybody
466
00:32:38,779 --> 00:32:41,138
is to douse them in holy water
and you've got to...
467
00:32:41,139 --> 00:32:44,218
You've got to read
this little passage here.
468
00:32:44,219 --> 00:32:46,898
That's great, only
I'm fresh out of holy water.
469
00:32:46,899 --> 00:32:50,498
Well, I went to the church
on the way here, so...
470
00:32:50,499 --> 00:32:52,818
Sprite? No.
471
00:32:52,819 --> 00:32:55,458
No, it's holy water. I
filled it up from the font, guys,
472
00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:57,579
on the way here.
473
00:32:59,419 --> 00:33:03,419
Finn and Rudy said they were going
to the bar later on tonight, so...
474
00:33:04,259 --> 00:33:06,618
I suppose you want me to help you?
475
00:33:06,619 --> 00:33:09,618
Yeah.
476
00:33:09,619 --> 00:33:13,619
Oh.
477
00:33:30,699 --> 00:33:34,458
I'm thinking about getting
a raven as a pet.
478
00:33:34,459 --> 00:33:36,298
What?
479
00:33:36,299 --> 00:33:39,498
I feel stupid asking.
Is it that raven to replace me?
480
00:33:39,499 --> 00:33:43,458
Bros before hoes... and ravens.
481
00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:47,459
You're flippin' cool, Finn.
Do you know that?
482
00:33:48,899 --> 00:33:51,378
You're not going in
there on your own.
483
00:33:51,379 --> 00:33:54,138
If I go on my own,
Finn will let me get close to him.
484
00:33:54,139 --> 00:33:57,418
She's right.
485
00:33:57,419 --> 00:33:59,818
Do you know how to use this?
486
00:33:59,819 --> 00:34:02,339
Bullets come out of this end?
487
00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,378
Hiya, Jess.
488
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,818
Can I talk to you alone?
489
00:34:50,819 --> 00:34:54,098
Yeah, course. Step into my office.
490
00:34:54,099 --> 00:34:58,099
It's not really an office.
It's... it's the bar.
491
00:35:00,419 --> 00:35:04,419
Drink?
492
00:35:05,179 --> 00:35:09,058
Uh!
493
00:35:09,059 --> 00:35:13,059
Get back. Stay back!
494
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:27,658
Let the Holy Cross be my light.
Let not the dragon be my guide.
495
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:31,658
Step back, impure spirit.
What you offer me is evil.
496
00:35:31,659 --> 00:35:34,378
I exorcise you in the name
of our Lord Jesus Christ.
497
00:35:34,379 --> 00:35:36,658
I free you from
the snares of the devil.
498
00:35:36,659 --> 00:35:40,659
Get thee back, Satan! Get thee back,
Satan! Get thee back, Satan!
499
00:35:47,939 --> 00:35:50,458
That's brilliant, innit?
500
00:35:50,459 --> 00:35:54,459
"Get thee back, Satan!
Get thee back, Satan!"
501
00:35:59,819 --> 00:36:02,218
Holy water?
502
00:36:02,219 --> 00:36:04,978
It's Sprite.
503
00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:08,178
This isn't you. This is me.
504
00:36:08,179 --> 00:36:11,738
I'm just improved. Version 2.0.
505
00:36:11,739 --> 00:36:14,858
Version 2.0 is a dick.
I like the original.
506
00:36:14,859 --> 00:36:18,018
Didn't want to fuck me,
though, did you? Don't.
507
00:36:18,019 --> 00:36:20,378
You'll come round.
508
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:24,379
First I'm going to cut off Alex from
the bar's cock and feed it to him.
509
00:36:24,819 --> 00:36:27,818
Don't come any closer.
Or what? You're going to shoot me
510
00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,299
in my cute and monkey-ish
little face?
511
00:36:34,219 --> 00:36:37,018
Go on, then.
512
00:36:37,019 --> 00:36:39,138
Do it.
513
00:36:39,139 --> 00:36:40,778
Shoot me.
514
00:36:40,779 --> 00:36:43,379
Do it!
515
00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:03,978
I'm really sorry.
516
00:37:03,979 --> 00:37:05,898
About what?
517
00:37:05,899 --> 00:37:09,018
I'm one of them.
518
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:13,019
Ow! What was that?
519
00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,258
Ooh!
520
00:37:22,259 --> 00:37:26,259
Uh. Oh.
521
00:37:26,779 --> 00:37:29,219
Oh!
522
00:38:09,539 --> 00:38:13,539
How fucking cool is that?
It is very cool.
523
00:38:13,619 --> 00:38:17,619
I'm going to call him Nigel.
524
00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,819
Big mistake, my friend.
525
00:38:33,939 --> 00:38:36,298
Isn't it a bit weird
that we're agents of Satan
526
00:38:36,299 --> 00:38:39,018
but we're still
on community service?
527
00:38:39,019 --> 00:38:42,338
We'll burn the probation worker
at the stake after lunch.
528
00:38:42,339 --> 00:38:46,098
There's something
I want to show you first.
529
00:38:46,099 --> 00:38:48,179
What is it?
530
00:38:53,219 --> 00:38:57,219
Let me see.
531
00:39:01,099 --> 00:39:03,019
You did all this for me?
532
00:39:05,539 --> 00:39:08,098
Just because I'm Satan's
chief agent on earth,
533
00:39:08,099 --> 00:39:12,099
doesn't mean I can't be romantic.
534
00:39:16,339 --> 00:39:20,178
I love you.
535
00:39:20,179 --> 00:39:23,498
I always have.
536
00:39:23,499 --> 00:39:27,499
And now I'm going to fuck you
and make you a bride of Satan.
537
00:39:30,779 --> 00:39:32,619
Look forward to it.
538
00:39:36,299 --> 00:39:38,498
Oh!
539
00:39:38,499 --> 00:39:40,738
Mm! Mm, mm!
540
00:39:40,739 --> 00:39:44,739
I'm doing this for you.
541
00:40:03,499 --> 00:40:05,138
It was the lung transplant.
542
00:40:05,139 --> 00:40:09,139
I've got the power to
fuck powers out of people.
543
00:40:09,259 --> 00:40:13,058
Look, I know you can't forgive me
for shagging that girl.
544
00:40:13,059 --> 00:40:14,578
And I'm not asking you to.
545
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,258
And I could say that it will
never happen again, but it would.
546
00:40:17,259 --> 00:40:19,938
There's always going to
be some other girl.
547
00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:23,939
I hate myself for what I
did to you and I'm sorry.
548
00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:31,059
But now I've got the chance
to... to use my cock for good.
549
00:40:31,939 --> 00:40:35,939
And I want to save you.
I'm doing this for you.
550
00:40:36,659 --> 00:40:40,659
I'm sorry.
551
00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:57,899
Is that what I think it is?
552
00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:09,699
Sorry.
553
00:41:14,059 --> 00:41:16,018
You fucked me?
Do you think I enjoyed it?
554
00:41:16,019 --> 00:41:17,058
Probably.
555
00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:19,738
I was shagging the devil out of you.
And it was the only way.
556
00:41:19,739 --> 00:41:23,739
And I was doing it for her.
557
00:41:26,939 --> 00:41:30,939
Hiya, Jess.
558
00:41:31,219 --> 00:41:32,499
Mm.
559
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,098
Ooh.
560
00:42:03,099 --> 00:42:05,618
This is for you.
561
00:42:05,619 --> 00:42:09,619
But you... Hang on.
562
00:42:10,339 --> 00:42:12,058
How kind. What... what is it?
563
00:42:12,059 --> 00:42:14,098
I knit the future.
564
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,298
Ah.
565
00:42:16,299 --> 00:42:20,299
Thanks.
566
00:42:24,899 --> 00:42:28,898
So, these people here in these
orange jump suits, is that us?
567
00:42:28,899 --> 00:42:31,338
I think so.
568
00:42:31,339 --> 00:42:34,458
Are we going to become
proper superheroes?
569
00:42:34,459 --> 00:42:38,459
Ah!
570
00:42:47,579 --> 00:42:49,978
Did you get community service
for fucking him up the arse
571
00:42:49,979 --> 00:42:51,698
or breaking into
the community centre?
572
00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:53,258
Breaking and entering.
573
00:42:53,259 --> 00:42:56,298
Breaking and entering
his sphincter. Boom!
574
00:42:56,299 --> 00:42:58,498
We all know what happened!
575
00:42:58,499 --> 00:43:02,018
I think we're all mature enough to
brush it under the carpet,
576
00:43:02,019 --> 00:43:03,178
as far as it will go.
577
00:43:03,179 --> 00:43:07,179
Not just under the carpet -
under the underlay under the carpet.
578
00:43:07,699 --> 00:43:11,699
Where things go when there's
no need to speak about them
579
00:43:11,979 --> 00:43:15,979
or think about them ever again.
580
00:43:16,659 --> 00:43:19,738
So, how comes he didn't
take your telekinesis?
581
00:43:19,739 --> 00:43:22,218
I guess it's last in, first out.
Of his sphincter! Boom!
582
00:43:22,219 --> 00:43:25,218
I thought we weren't
going to talk about it?
583
00:43:25,219 --> 00:43:27,818
Sorry. Sorry.
584
00:43:27,819 --> 00:43:29,338
Eugh!
585
00:43:29,339 --> 00:43:30,538
What? I just... Shit, man.
586
00:43:30,539 --> 00:43:33,258
I don't know. I keep thinking
about you and him. It's horrid.
587
00:43:33,259 --> 00:43:36,378
Oh, for... What happened to
brushing it under the underlay
588
00:43:36,379 --> 00:43:37,538
under the carpet?
589
00:43:37,539 --> 00:43:39,058
I live in the flat below, Finn,
590
00:43:39,059 --> 00:43:41,058
and I've drilled
an hole in the ceiling.
591
00:43:41,059 --> 00:43:42,858
I can see everything, mate, every...
592
00:43:42,859 --> 00:43:44,578
Horrible.
593
00:43:44,579 --> 00:43:48,579
Like a frigging
giant shagging a dwarf.
594
00:43:49,019 --> 00:43:53,019
Boom.
595
00:44:16,259 --> 00:44:18,138
Oh, shit! It's my dad!
596
00:44:18,139 --> 00:44:20,218
Dude, your mum and dad
are proper going for it.
597
00:44:20,219 --> 00:44:21,898
That's not my mum!
598
00:44:21,899 --> 00:44:23,218
Please, don't.
599
00:44:23,219 --> 00:44:25,898
I will find you and I will hurt you.
600
00:44:25,899 --> 00:44:28,178
Mum has a right to know
what's going on here.
601
00:44:28,179 --> 00:44:30,298
I won't do it!
602
00:44:30,299 --> 00:44:34,299
So, there's this stuff going
on with our parents, and...
603
00:44:35,299 --> 00:44:37,858
..he won't let me in.
He won't listen to me.
604
00:44:37,859 --> 00:44:41,859
Why don't you just leave him
the fuck alone, yeah?
605
00:44:42,659 --> 00:44:46,659
I'm going to shank you!
606
00:44:46,899 --> 00:44:50,899
He's burning her clothes.
Why's he burning her clothes?
607
00:44:50,924 --> 00:45:33,931
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