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- Are you in love with her?
- Whoa! No, shut up, Dad.
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- What?
- No, I either go as me,
or I'm not going at all.
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No! Fuck off! Moron.
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You can't... you can't deny me
for ever, you know.
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Well, denied, mate!
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It was the lung transplant. I've got the
power to fuck powers out of people.
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Aah! Oh!
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Whoa! Whoa! I need to talk to you!
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It's about a jumper!
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Morning, Finlay!
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Oh, come on!
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That's... that's fucking it.
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He's fucked off!
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He's left me!
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Rudy 2's buggered off and left me!
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Where's he gone? I don't know.
He's been gone a couple of days.
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I thought he might come back in the night,
but he's not. He's never been
out of me this long before.
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Are they my trousers?
Yeah. Shit. I'm sorry.
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I was going to ask if I could borrow
some clothes, because I've run out!
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What you gonna do?
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Fuck, I'm not gonna do nothing.
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If he wants go off and do his
own thing, that's his decision.
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Good riddance. That's what I say.
Frigging free at last!
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Thank fuck almighty, I'm free at
last. Don't...
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Stop it.
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David Simmonds, right? Now, he was a
kid at our school. He had a tail.
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It was like a useless flap of skin
at the base of his spine.
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And one day,
he had the bloody tail removed.
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And now I know how he feels.
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To losing your tail, guys. Let's get
in there. But he was part of the gang.
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For fuck's sake!
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He was Scrappy-Doo to your Scooby.
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You're Shaggy. Obviously.
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Um... which one am I?
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Velma. Velma?
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Mm. With the glasses?
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Mm. Fuck off.
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What if he's killed himself? W-Why the
fuck would he have killed himself, Finn?
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He didn't mean to.
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Satsuma in the mouth. Dog collar on.
Bit tighter, bit tighter.
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Fuck's sake!
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I'll piss off and I'll frigging
celebrate by myself, shall I?
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Fuck you.
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Fuck... you.
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Fuck you.
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Have a nice evening.
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That is a really pale arse.
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Eurgh.
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What the fuck, guys?
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Aah! OK.
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Christ sake! Why am I not in bed?
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Morning.
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Morning! Ah!
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This is... this is Rudy 2's fault!
I cannot be expected to look after meself!
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I've only just worked out them screw-top
lids on them aspirin bottles.
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OK. How about you just put some
pants on first, then we'll talk about it?
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Mate, running out of bog roll
is one fucking thing.
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This is bang out of order.
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It makes my blood boil.
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I mean, there's a municipal recycling
facility two minutes down the road.
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It's just scum.
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Sick, inhuman scum.
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We kill people.
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Frequently.
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Yeah.
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Well, there's honour
in killing people.
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There's no honour in fly-tipping,
is there?
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Hey!
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Check this guy out.
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Is he all right?
You all right, mate?
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How you doing?
Oh, he looks friendly, doesn't he?
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How you doing? You all right, mate?
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Oh, shit! He's a bit huggy.
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Two sugars. Milk and two sugars.
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Milk and two sugars! Get the man
a cup of tea immediately bef...
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Oh, my fucking God.
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It's him! It's Rudy 2!
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Where have you been?
Who's done this to you?
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Are we absolutely sure
it's him?
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Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Look!
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He's got to be about 80.
Maybe even more.
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Do you remember what happened
to you?
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Oh.
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It's you. Yeah.
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Always liked you.
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It's raining.
Your hair's so pretty...
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when it's wet.
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Jesus Christ.
The man's a fucking vegetable.
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I tell you what's happened here.
The storm.
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This will be something to do
with the storm.
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Really? Yeah.
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You think so? Mm-hm.
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Well, thanks for the heads-up,
Miss Marple.
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Maybe it's something to do
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with that super-power support group
he's been going to.
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So, what does he need
with a support group, anyway?
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Talking about your feelings -
first sign of weakness.
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You should bottle that up inside you
till it becomes a solid mass
of anger and resentment.
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That's what my Uncle Peter did.
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Admittedly, he drank himself to
death, but that's not the... point.
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Hello?
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He's hungry.
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Gammon and egg,
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and fish and...
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He wants gammon.
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Well, I don't know. Get him some from
a vending machine? 'OK, hurry up.'
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You need to be the one
dealing with this, not me.
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Oh...
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Guys, this is it. Right.
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What's the plan?
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The plan is... we go in there
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and we ask 'em which one
turned Rudy 2 into an old man.
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Shit plan. Is it?
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If Rudy 2's a regular at this group,
they're going to think you're him.
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Go undercover, pretend to be him and
whoever did it'll be surprised to see you.
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They'll give themselves away.
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That is genius.
Here's what I need, right?
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I need a beard. I need some glasses.
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I need a pipe. I want a cloak.
Get me a staff of some kind.
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You need to look like Rudy 2, or
they're not gonna think you're him.
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This guy, eight GCSEs.
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Let's go undercover.
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Rudy 2. How you doing?
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I would imagine you're...
quite surprised to see me, guy.
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Not really. Um...
you always come on a Tuesday.
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Let's just say that old habits...
die hard.
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OLD... habits.
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I'm Finn. Nice to meet you. Hi.
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Oh, don't worry about me. I'm just
here for the biscuits. She is.
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So, what's your power?
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Teleke... Milky nipples.
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Hm? Milky nipples. Cos every time he tells a lie,
he just expresses milk from his nipples.
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It's ridiculous.
He's very embarrassed about it.
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Now, you're going to have to excuse us, cos we
do have other people we need to speak to.
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Finlay.
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What was all that
with the fucking milky nipples?
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What was the plan, Finn?
Can you remember it?
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The plan was, we don't tell anyone
what our real powers are.
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That was nothing to do
with the plan.
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Was it not?
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No! Now, listen to me, dude,
seriously.
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Someone here knows something about
Rudy 2. I suggest we just split up.
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Yeah, I think we should just...
Fuck off.
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Why is there a turtle
by the biscuits?
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He turns up every week.
It's someone with a power.
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There's someone inside of there?
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Yeah.
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His name's Mark.
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All right, mate?
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You don't have to be embarrassed.
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About your, um... Your power.
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How about you? What's...
What's your power? Me? Oh.
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It's, er... it's complicated. I don't
really like to talk about it.
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It's all right. You don't have to,
if you don't want to. The thing is,
other people...
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make certain assumptions
about my...
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sexuality, and...
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What, they... They think you're gay?
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Yeah, yeah. I... I guess they do.
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And... a-are you gay?
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No!
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Now you know.
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Fuck off!
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You're... You're literally
trapped in the closet?
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How funny's that?
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And also very serious.
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Quietly poignant.
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Yeah.
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Actually, I've got a friend
who can take powers.
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How does he take powers?
How does it work?
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I'll let him fill you in
on the details.
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Ah. You're gonna love him.
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His name's Alex.
He's on community service. Great.
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Miss Marple? The prick.
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Hey. Fucking hell!
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That's her.
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She's old, he's old.
I'm going undercover, man.
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This is it. OK, wait.
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Ooh, er... OK, everyone's here.
Let's make a start.
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Shit.
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Hi, Rudy 2. Yeah. All right, you.
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Um... Rudy 2. Last time,
you were telling us about Rudy 1.
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Was I?
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I don't... I... I don't remember.
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OK, well, you were telling us
you were embarrassed by his behaviour.
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You feel betrayed that he hasn't
introduced you to your parents.
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Just... Let's just let someone else
have a turn, shall we, mate?
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What about him over there? He looks
like he's got issues, don't he?
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Y-You were saying that at times you're ashamed
of him, that he makes you feel ashamed.
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Just fucking move on!
For fuck's sake, man!
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Ha.
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It melted all over the seats.
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Sorry? What did?
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My dad's car with the leather seats.
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We were goin' to t'seaside and
chocolate melted all over the seats,
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but he wasn't angry.
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He just bought me another one.
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FUCK! What the fuck are you doing, talking
shit about me behind my fucking back?
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YOU'RE ashamed?
You're fucking ashamed?
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You fucking shambles!
What the...? Get off him!
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Fucking mug. Get off!
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You're all right. You're OK.
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Come on, dude! This way.
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Oh...
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What is he wearing?
What? They're nice shorts, them.
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Trainers? What, he's going
for a kick-about in the park, is he?
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I don't care what he does.
He can do what he wants!
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Guys. There's someone
I'd like you to meet.
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Eurgh!
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I found him at the group last night.
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There's a person in there.
Sorry? Hang on.
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You found a turtle,
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and you just thought that
you'd pick him up and take him home?
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You abducted a turtle?
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Well, technically, it's a tortoise.
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Guess who followed the evil old
woman home from the support group
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and got her address?
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This guy did! Genius.
The lad's a frigging genius.
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Eight GCSEs. English,
maths and French.
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Where's he gone, then?
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Who? Gone? Shit!
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Oi! Mate, what you doing?
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00:14:07,322 --> 00:14:10,601
Hey, hey. Idiot. Where you going?
It's this way. You moron... Oh, Christ.
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And who the fuck might this be?
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Er... What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?
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Aaah!
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Argh! Argh!
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Oh!
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Aren't you going to introduce us?
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Shit, I don't know who he is.
He's nothing to do with me.
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He's my grandad.
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Men like this fought in wars,
cheek by jowl,
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belly-down, crawling through the mud,
the blood, and the fear. And for what?
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Eh?
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Boys with hair straighteners.
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Girls in jeggings,
with their flabby arses hanging out!
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It was my very real privilege
to have met you, sir.
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You need to step up!
He is your responsibility!
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Oh, fine! Fine. I'll... I'll sort it.
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Fuck!
241
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Right, just get you in here.
Perfect. Look at this place.
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Just...
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Just get you sat down there.
There we go.
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And what do we have in here?
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Look at that.
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What a lucky fella! There you go.
247
00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:31,601
Cornetto, chair.
It's like the frigging Ritz in here.
248
00:15:31,602 --> 00:15:34,722
Have fun. Don't eat it all at once.
See you in a bit.
249
00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:51,081
Are you Alex?
250
00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:52,921
Your mate said you'd take my power.
251
00:15:52,922 --> 00:15:54,241
What mate?
252
00:15:54,242 --> 00:15:56,481
Your mate with the milky nipples.
253
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:59,161
What? Sorry? He was short.
254
00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:02,001
Oh, Finn. You monkey-faced fuck.
255
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:06,002
Er... look, no offence, mate,
but I don't really do blokes.
256
00:16:06,162 --> 00:16:07,761
What's that supposed to mean?
257
00:16:07,762 --> 00:16:09,761
It means I'm not into
having sex with men.
258
00:16:09,762 --> 00:16:12,481
What, you think I'm gay?
I don't really care what you are.
259
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:16,482
Look, I'm not gay!
260
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,041
This is it. Her name's Maggie.
261
00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:24,241
All right, Maggie.
262
00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:26,681
It's time to pay
the fucking piper, biatch.
263
00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:28,721
Bosh!
264
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:32,121
What are you doing? Well, I thought
it was part of the plan!
265
00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:33,521
We could have just knocked.
266
00:16:33,522 --> 00:16:37,522
It's too late to frigging knock now,
Finlay, for crying out loud!
267
00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:42,882
IS it too late to knock?
268
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:46,921
Shit, I'm just gonna knock, man,
see what she's saying.
269
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,841
Yoo-hoo?
270
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,161
Here she comes. What do I say?
271
00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:54,961
Say sorry.
272
00:16:54,962 --> 00:16:56,361
All right, love?
273
00:16:56,362 --> 00:16:58,321
Why did you break my door?
274
00:16:58,322 --> 00:17:01,801
Because I...
275
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:05,081
I thought you'd fallen... over...
276
00:17:05,082 --> 00:17:08,441
and broken your hip.
277
00:17:08,442 --> 00:17:12,442
Well, you can fix that lock when
you've helped me with my jigsaw.
278
00:17:16,442 --> 00:17:18,401
Oh... God.
279
00:17:18,402 --> 00:17:20,761
I have a cat.
280
00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:24,762
She may try to drink
from your nipples.
281
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,401
What are you doing?
It just fucking won't fit.
282
00:17:32,402 --> 00:17:36,402
You need to find the edges first,
work from the outside in.
283
00:17:36,762 --> 00:17:38,841
Basic puzzling. Oh, just...
284
00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:42,842
the jigsaw, man.
285
00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:44,961
I'm going undercover.
286
00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:46,961
I'm going to see what she knows.
287
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:50,962
Yeah? Yes.
288
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:59,282
So... Maggie.
289
00:17:59,402 --> 00:18:03,402
I suppose you're...
quite surprised to see me.
290
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:05,601
Aren't you?
291
00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:08,521
It's Wednesday.
You always come Wednesday.
292
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:12,281
Hands.
293
00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:13,881
Oh...
294
00:18:13,882 --> 00:18:15,561
So...
295
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,281
how's that awful Rudy 1
treating you?
296
00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:22,282
He's not awful. He's just...
He's a bit misunderstood, that's all.
297
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:24,481
You should leave him.
I'm sick of telling you.
298
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,161
Well, maybe he needs me.
299
00:18:26,162 --> 00:18:28,681
And perhaps it's time
he learnt to look after himself.
300
00:18:28,682 --> 00:18:30,761
Well, with all due respect,
301
00:18:30,762 --> 00:18:34,762
perhaps it's time you minded
your own fucking beeswax, Margaret.
302
00:18:36,442 --> 00:18:40,441
I don't think I care
for your tone today, Rudy 2.
303
00:18:40,442 --> 00:18:42,881
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have sworn.
304
00:18:42,882 --> 00:18:44,641
Bedroom.
305
00:18:44,642 --> 00:18:47,281
There's a ball of pale pink.
306
00:18:47,282 --> 00:18:51,122
Well, go on.
307
00:18:52,962 --> 00:18:55,281
Yes.
308
00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:59,282
All four corners.
309
00:19:18,322 --> 00:19:22,322
Huh.
310
00:19:23,522 --> 00:19:25,521
They all mean something.
311
00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:27,321
Who knows what?
312
00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:29,281
They'll find out eventually.
313
00:19:29,282 --> 00:19:31,241
Who will?
314
00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:33,641
The people on the jumpers.
315
00:19:33,642 --> 00:19:36,521
It's their future.
316
00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:40,522
You'd better be going. Don't you usually
meet up with Tim on a Wednesday?
317
00:19:40,882 --> 00:19:43,201
Oh! Tim! Course I do!
318
00:19:43,202 --> 00:19:46,081
Tim... Tim. Tim waits for no man,
as it t'were.
319
00:19:46,082 --> 00:19:48,481
Seriously, though.
320
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:52,482
I've mislaid my old Filofax. Can't
remember. Where exactly do I meet Tim?
321
00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:56,602
She knits the future. It's not
exactly your classic super-power, is it?
322
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:01,681
Hey.
323
00:20:01,682 --> 00:20:02,881
I need to talk to you.
324
00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:04,801
Oh.
325
00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:07,081
So...
326
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:11,082
Tim? I suppose you're, er...
quite surprised to see me.
327
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:17,962
Give us a minute.
328
00:20:18,282 --> 00:20:21,161
Stay. Where you going, dude?
Stay there.
329
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:24,561
Tim? Tim?
330
00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:26,961
It happened again. Hm?
331
00:20:26,962 --> 00:20:30,962
I woke up this morning
and I found this.
332
00:20:32,282 --> 00:20:35,161
Oh, for fuck... Do you...?
What? Fucking gun!
333
00:20:35,162 --> 00:20:39,162
I don't know where it came from,
but it can't be good.
334
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,521
Help me.
335
00:20:40,522 --> 00:20:44,522
Just please tell me what to do.
336
00:20:46,082 --> 00:20:50,082
All right, instead of me telling you
what I think you should do,
337
00:20:50,562 --> 00:20:54,562
maybe you should tell me
what YOU think you should do, Tim.
338
00:20:57,722 --> 00:21:01,722
I need to snap the band.
339
00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:06,722
Remind myself that this is real.
340
00:21:06,842 --> 00:21:08,681
That it's not a game.
341
00:21:08,682 --> 00:21:10,881
Cool. Well, then, just snap it.
342
00:21:10,882 --> 00:21:13,241
You snap the band,
remind yourself it's real and...
343
00:21:13,242 --> 00:21:15,201
Well, what, dude?
344
00:21:15,202 --> 00:21:18,321
What...?
345
00:21:18,322 --> 00:21:20,681
What's the matter, dude? You're
getting a bit twitchy.
346
00:21:20,682 --> 00:21:23,121
Let's not get that out...
For fuck's sake, put it away.
347
00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:24,601
They'll ring the fucking police.
348
00:21:24,602 --> 00:21:26,681
No, no, no, no, no! For fuck...
349
00:21:26,682 --> 00:21:28,881
Snap the band, dude! Put it away!
350
00:21:28,882 --> 00:21:31,761
Fucking snap the band, Tim.
Snap the fucking band!
351
00:21:31,762 --> 00:21:34,641
Snap the fucking band.
Snap the fucking band.
352
00:21:34,642 --> 00:21:37,601
Put the fucking gun in the bag.
353
00:21:37,602 --> 00:21:41,602
Dude, put the fucking gun in the bag.
For Christ's sake, Tim! Shit!
354
00:21:41,762 --> 00:21:44,561
Thanks.
355
00:21:44,562 --> 00:21:47,281
Oh! You're welcome.
356
00:21:47,282 --> 00:21:48,601
You're a good friend.
357
00:21:48,602 --> 00:21:52,401
You're not so bad yourself.
Finlay, dude, drink that shit up.
358
00:21:52,402 --> 00:21:55,161
Why the fuck does he help
these people?
359
00:21:55,162 --> 00:21:57,601
And he doesn't even go on about it,
he doesn't tell anyone.
360
00:21:57,602 --> 00:22:01,602
I? I gave 20p to Cancer Research.
I'm still going on about it.
361
00:22:09,442 --> 00:22:12,761
Are you all right?
There's something I need to do.
362
00:22:12,762 --> 00:22:16,762
I'll call you later. OK.
363
00:22:18,402 --> 00:22:19,881
Here he is.
364
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:22,321
The silver fox, where...
365
00:22:22,322 --> 00:22:23,881
Shit!
366
00:22:23,882 --> 00:22:25,641
You locked him in
a fucking cupboard!
367
00:22:25,642 --> 00:22:28,361
Huh. Well, technically,
that's not a cupboard.
368
00:22:28,362 --> 00:22:30,081
That's a bloody storeroom, innit?
369
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,561
No, this isn't a fucking joke.
370
00:22:31,562 --> 00:22:35,321
It was only five minutes while I was...
I was taking care of everything. So...
371
00:22:35,322 --> 00:22:37,961
I don't care if it's for five
minutes while you go for a piss.
372
00:22:37,962 --> 00:22:41,601
All right. Jesus Christ, I'm fucking
sorry, like. Look at him!
373
00:22:41,602 --> 00:22:43,001
Look at him!
374
00:22:43,002 --> 00:22:45,321
This is not a joke!
375
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:49,322
This is not some minor inconvenience
to your day!
376
00:22:49,882 --> 00:22:51,241
It's not some random old man!
377
00:22:51,242 --> 00:22:55,242
He's Rudy 2 and he's a part of you!
378
00:22:57,282 --> 00:22:59,841
All right.
379
00:22:59,842 --> 00:23:01,881
Shit.
380
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,921
I'm sorry, man. Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
381
00:23:04,922 --> 00:23:08,841
Oh, no, it's all right.
382
00:23:08,842 --> 00:23:11,601
Don't be sad.
383
00:23:11,602 --> 00:23:14,081
Oh, I'm tired.
384
00:23:14,082 --> 00:23:16,921
Go and get some bloody shut-eye.
I'll go and get our dinner.
385
00:23:16,922 --> 00:23:20,922
We'll watch it in front of t'TV,
yeah? Yeah.
386
00:24:13,802 --> 00:24:16,281
It's me.
387
00:24:16,282 --> 00:24:19,001
Mr Johnson. You.
388
00:24:19,002 --> 00:24:22,161
You came back.
389
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:26,162
Look at you.
390
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,802
I didn't mean for it to happen
like this.
391
00:24:33,562 --> 00:24:35,361
I love her.
392
00:24:35,362 --> 00:24:39,362
I've waited my whole life
to feel this way...
393
00:24:40,682 --> 00:24:43,001
and now I've got her, I...
394
00:24:43,002 --> 00:24:47,002
I can't just let her go again.
395
00:24:48,682 --> 00:24:52,121
I'm so sorry.
396
00:24:52,122 --> 00:24:55,001
Goodbye, Rudy 2. Help me.
397
00:24:55,002 --> 00:24:57,961
Help me. Help me! Help me!
398
00:24:57,962 --> 00:25:00,161
He's here! Help me!
399
00:25:00,162 --> 00:25:02,961
Help me!
400
00:25:02,962 --> 00:25:04,521
Are you all right, mate?
401
00:25:04,522 --> 00:25:08,281
He was here! He was here! Who was
here? Calm down. He was here!
402
00:25:08,282 --> 00:25:12,282
He's still here! He's still here!
Calm down. Who was in here?
403
00:25:14,122 --> 00:25:16,001
My tea. I wanted my tea.
404
00:25:16,002 --> 00:25:17,481
Oh, Christ.
405
00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:19,641
It's all right, mate. I'm here now.
406
00:25:19,642 --> 00:25:22,105
I'm here now and I won't leave you.
407
00:25:29,505 --> 00:25:33,405
Now then, until I can figure out
how to get him back to normal,
408
00:25:33,413 --> 00:25:34,993
we're all gonna take turns helping,
409
00:25:35,058 --> 00:25:38,257
so I've drawn out a simple
rota system.
410
00:25:38,258 --> 00:25:40,098
That's colour-coded and handwritten.
411
00:25:40,179 --> 00:25:42,058
Laminated. Nice touch.
412
00:25:42,059 --> 00:25:43,138
Thank you.
413
00:25:43,139 --> 00:25:47,139
In here we have boiled sweets.
They're for you, dude.
414
00:25:48,259 --> 00:25:52,259
TV guide. You'll note I've ringed
all the relevant programmes.
415
00:25:52,779 --> 00:25:56,779
Diagnosis Murder, snooker,
Cash In The Attic, and Bargain Hunt.
416
00:25:57,059 --> 00:26:01,059
This fine figure of a man has looked after
me more times than I care to remember,
417
00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:03,378
and I tell you something else -
418
00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:06,338
he'd have done the same
for each and every one of you,
419
00:26:06,339 --> 00:26:09,458
because he's a bloody good bloke.
420
00:26:09,459 --> 00:26:13,018
Now, we've got a lot to do.
So I think we should get on it.
421
00:26:13,019 --> 00:26:16,099
Let's do this. Come on, guys.
422
00:27:02,899 --> 00:27:06,899
Um... Alex, will you do me
a quick favour?
423
00:27:07,819 --> 00:27:09,738
Will you fuck my tortoise?
424
00:27:09,739 --> 00:27:13,739
Um... just give me a minute
to think about... that.
425
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:18,099
Er... actually, I don't need
a full minute. It's a no.
426
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:21,978
It's a man and his name's Mark.
427
00:27:21,979 --> 00:27:24,338
He's trapped in here
and he can't get out.
428
00:27:24,339 --> 00:27:26,898
That is really tragic. Mm.
429
00:27:26,899 --> 00:27:29,298
But I'm still not
fucking your tortoise.
430
00:27:29,299 --> 00:27:31,138
You have no idea, do you?
431
00:27:31,139 --> 00:27:34,058
I found out what my power is
and it's totally useless.
432
00:27:34,059 --> 00:27:36,418
There's nothing I can do
to help anyone.
433
00:27:36,419 --> 00:27:39,818
But you...
You can make a difference.
434
00:27:39,819 --> 00:27:43,819
You're the only one out of us who
can actually change people's lives.
435
00:27:44,699 --> 00:27:48,058
And what are you doing about it?
Nothing.
436
00:27:48,059 --> 00:27:51,298
It's just sat there in your pants.
437
00:27:51,299 --> 00:27:53,458
Use your power, Alex.
438
00:27:53,459 --> 00:27:55,538
Help people.
439
00:27:55,539 --> 00:27:59,539
Be a superhero.
440
00:27:59,739 --> 00:28:03,739
Fuck the tortoise, Alex.
441
00:28:05,659 --> 00:28:08,298
Right! Here we go, look,
442
00:28:08,299 --> 00:28:11,618
clean clothes. You're gonna be beating 'em
off with a shitty stick, you are.
443
00:28:11,619 --> 00:28:15,619
There you go. All right, let's get...
What the frigging hell are you wearing?
444
00:28:16,899 --> 00:28:19,938
My jumper. Maggie made it for me.
445
00:28:19,939 --> 00:28:22,298
He was cold.
I found it under the sofa.
446
00:28:22,299 --> 00:28:25,818
That's fucking me! That's me!
I'm fucking flying! Look!
447
00:28:25,819 --> 00:28:29,498
What you talking about? It's the future. That
is me, that. I fucking knew... I knew it!
448
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,858
Oh, it's just a jumper.
449
00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:33,778
This woman, she knits the future.
That is us, look.
450
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:35,858
All right.
How comes there's only four of us?
451
00:28:35,859 --> 00:28:39,859
She had to miss Finn out, obviously. No-one
can knit that fucking small, can they?
452
00:28:42,619 --> 00:28:46,538
Let's get him... Let's get him
ready for bed. Hands in the air.
453
00:28:46,539 --> 00:28:47,858
Woo-hoo!
454
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:51,859
Let me just sort your collar out.
Right, let's get this off. Are you ready?
455
00:28:52,379 --> 00:28:54,658
Where's he gone? Where's he gone?
456
00:28:54,659 --> 00:28:57,378
Oh, my God, where's he gone?
There he is.
457
00:28:57,379 --> 00:28:59,818
Right.
Oh, tell him about the chocolate.
458
00:28:59,819 --> 00:29:03,138
What chocolate? The leather seats.
You were going to the seaside.
459
00:29:03,139 --> 00:29:05,778
Chocolate all over seats.
460
00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:07,978
Me dad's car with the leather seats.
461
00:29:07,979 --> 00:29:11,058
Oh, shut up, man. No-one wants to
hear about that. It's boring.
462
00:29:11,059 --> 00:29:12,978
No. I like it.
463
00:29:12,979 --> 00:29:15,578
It was a... a Curly Wurly.
464
00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:19,579
And I put it in my back pocket
of my... Of my shorts.
465
00:29:21,139 --> 00:29:24,138
And I sat on it all the way
from home until the motorway.
466
00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:26,018
That were a bloody brilliant holiday!
467
00:29:26,019 --> 00:29:29,178
I can't...
D'you know, I forgot about that.
468
00:29:29,179 --> 00:29:33,179
Er... I buried me tank on t'beach.
469
00:29:33,419 --> 00:29:35,258
The fucking... The tank.
470
00:29:35,259 --> 00:29:38,218
I got... I loved that tank.
I got it for my birthday, didn't I?
471
00:29:38,219 --> 00:29:42,178
Me mam and dad,
they dug up the whole beach,
472
00:29:42,179 --> 00:29:46,179
but they couldn't find it.
473
00:29:46,579 --> 00:29:50,579
15 years later, they went back,
didn't they, to t'same beach?
474
00:29:50,619 --> 00:29:54,538
They were eating their sandwiches...
475
00:29:54,539 --> 00:29:57,978
and there was a boy.
476
00:29:57,979 --> 00:30:00,058
He was making a hole.
477
00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:03,459
They found my tank.
I got my bloody tank back.
478
00:30:09,139 --> 00:30:11,298
Do you want to watch TV?
479
00:30:11,299 --> 00:30:13,938
Er... yeah. Yeah? Good.
Yeah, all right, then.
480
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:17,939
I'll get the crisps, shall I?
All right?
481
00:30:24,419 --> 00:30:28,419
The irony is
that for me to take your power,
482
00:30:28,499 --> 00:30:30,978
and for you to stop
being trapped in closets,
483
00:30:30,979 --> 00:30:34,178
we need to have anal sex.
484
00:30:34,179 --> 00:30:36,258
Mm.
485
00:30:36,259 --> 00:30:40,259
Just so we're clear, am I
fucking you because you're not gay
486
00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:44,258
and you're just sick of having
your power?
487
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,218
Or am I fucking you
because you are gay
488
00:30:47,219 --> 00:30:51,219
and you just don't want anyone
to know about it?
489
00:30:51,779 --> 00:30:55,658
It's a head-scratcher.
490
00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:58,858
It's my dad.
491
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:01,258
He won't accept me.
492
00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:04,058
Well, then, he's a dick.
493
00:31:04,059 --> 00:31:08,059
He's the one who needs helping,
not you.
494
00:31:10,179 --> 00:31:14,179
I should go.
495
00:31:21,059 --> 00:31:25,059
I don't suppose
you'd fancy a drink some time?
496
00:31:30,659 --> 00:31:33,698
'And though their mating
is now over,
497
00:31:33,699 --> 00:31:37,058
'the male will often begin
to review his amorous...'
498
00:31:37,059 --> 00:31:40,218
Eurgh. What you doing?
N-Nothing.
499
00:31:40,219 --> 00:31:42,978
Shit. I'm sorry. I just thought...
I thought it was his neck.
500
00:31:42,979 --> 00:31:46,979
Oh. '..picking fleas and tics
out of his fur and so...'
501
00:31:48,979 --> 00:31:51,178
Right, come on, you, buggerlugs,
drink up.
502
00:31:51,179 --> 00:31:54,338
Homes Under The Hammer's
about to start. Let's have it.
503
00:31:54,339 --> 00:31:58,338
Come on.
We don't want to miss that, do we?
504
00:31:58,339 --> 00:32:01,018
What are you doing, man?
I think he's having a heart attack.
505
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:03,218
What do we do? Fuck!
506
00:32:03,219 --> 00:32:05,418
Somebody help!
507
00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:07,018
Somebody help! Breathe!
508
00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:08,978
Jesus fucking Christ! What do we do?
509
00:32:08,979 --> 00:32:10,698
Stand back.
510
00:32:10,699 --> 00:32:13,538
Are you a doctor?
I'm an electrician.
511
00:32:13,539 --> 00:32:17,539
He's not fucking breathing!
512
00:32:18,539 --> 00:32:19,858
Clear!
513
00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:21,338
Oh, shit.
514
00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:23,298
Are you all right, mate?
515
00:32:23,299 --> 00:32:27,299
Are you all right?
516
00:32:32,899 --> 00:32:34,978
Are you all right? He is.
517
00:32:34,979 --> 00:32:37,938
It's all right, man, I'm here now.
It's all right, bud.
518
00:32:37,939 --> 00:32:40,458
Thanks. Thank you.
519
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:44,459
Get him up.
520
00:33:01,659 --> 00:33:05,659
Finn's with him.
He's gone off to sleep.
521
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:11,019
He's gonna die, isn't he?
522
00:33:12,899 --> 00:33:16,778
Not... Not now.
523
00:33:16,779 --> 00:33:20,779
Soon.
524
00:33:20,859 --> 00:33:23,898
And I'm going to be all on my own.
525
00:33:23,899 --> 00:33:27,138
Who's going to look after me
when I get like that?
526
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:29,978
Maybe you'll meet someone,
settle down, have kids.
527
00:33:29,979 --> 00:33:31,818
Like a normal person.
528
00:33:31,819 --> 00:33:34,098
Who'd want to settle down with me?
529
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:38,099
Hm?
530
00:33:40,139 --> 00:33:44,139
When my grandad got old,
we found him a home.
531
00:33:45,179 --> 00:33:48,578
He was happy there.
532
00:33:48,579 --> 00:33:51,978
Maybe it's the best thing for him.
533
00:33:51,979 --> 00:33:54,538
For everyone.
534
00:33:54,539 --> 00:33:58,539
They'll look after him.
You can visit him when you like.
535
00:34:00,899 --> 00:34:04,538
Yeah.
536
00:34:04,539 --> 00:34:08,539
Will you come with us?
537
00:34:09,419 --> 00:34:13,419
Of course I will.
538
00:34:25,859 --> 00:34:28,618
All we need t'do is get you
a bloody TV. Couple of posters.
539
00:34:28,619 --> 00:34:32,138
It's a fucking bachelor pad. That's
what this... Look at this. En suite.
540
00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:33,418
Cheeky wee in the sink.
541
00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:36,298
And if you fancy a ham and avocado
sandwich at four in the morning,
542
00:34:36,299 --> 00:34:38,698
you got your room service there,
cheeky tug.
543
00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:41,298
He came. H-He came to see me.
544
00:34:41,299 --> 00:34:43,618
Oi, listen to me.
545
00:34:43,619 --> 00:34:45,338
I'LL come and see you.
546
00:34:45,339 --> 00:34:48,818
I'm gonna be here so often, you're gonna
be sick of the friggin' sight of me.
547
00:34:48,819 --> 00:34:50,898
I'll see you soon.
548
00:34:50,899 --> 00:34:54,899
Yeah?
549
00:35:05,619 --> 00:35:06,951
All right?
550
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,019
Let's just get away.
We'll go somewhere.
551
00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:25,459
Start again.
552
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,480
Where?
553
00:35:27,576 --> 00:35:31,535
I don't know. Anywhere.
554
00:35:31,536 --> 00:35:33,656
There's too many memories
for me here.
555
00:35:33,743 --> 00:35:36,342
Or...
556
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:37,582
how about
557
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:40,302
we don't go anywhere...
558
00:35:40,303 --> 00:35:44,303
and we just go for a drink instead?
559
00:36:08,143 --> 00:36:10,702
I went back to your group.
No-one knows anything.
560
00:36:10,703 --> 00:36:13,222
Shit, I'm... I'm sorry, man. I tried.
561
00:36:13,223 --> 00:36:17,223
You know, but then I went
to Mum and Dad's house
562
00:36:18,463 --> 00:36:22,342
and I've got you a present.
563
00:36:22,343 --> 00:36:26,343
Eh?
564
00:36:26,743 --> 00:36:28,742
Oh, yeah.
565
00:36:28,743 --> 00:36:31,582
They dug up the whole beach.
566
00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:34,742
They were having their sandwiches...
567
00:36:34,743 --> 00:36:36,102
They did.
568
00:36:36,103 --> 00:36:39,782
I want you to have it, yeah?
569
00:36:39,783 --> 00:36:43,783
You? I wasn't expecting to see you.
570
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:47,422
Really? Why?
Sorry, why might that be?
571
00:36:47,423 --> 00:36:51,423
Mr Johnson isn't here any more.
He's gone.
572
00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:55,142
I'm sorry, I just... I seem
to have mislaid the old Filofax.
573
00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:56,582
Which Mr Johnson do you mean?
574
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,582
Cos I help a few on a regular basis,
that's all, so...
575
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:03,583
Len Johnson.
I'm really worried about him.
576
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:08,302
We've tried all the hospitals,
but there's no sign of him.
577
00:37:08,303 --> 00:37:12,303
Thanks. Hm.
578
00:38:27,503 --> 00:38:29,702
It's OK.
579
00:38:29,703 --> 00:38:33,703
There's no need to panic.
580
00:38:36,943 --> 00:38:40,943
We're going to be together.
581
00:38:41,743 --> 00:38:45,743
Me and Naomi.
582
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:50,783
I know you'd be happy for us.
583
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:56,463
But I can't risk you
ruining everything.
584
00:39:21,503 --> 00:39:25,302
What the fuck are you doing to him,
man?
585
00:39:25,303 --> 00:39:27,582
He's my friend.
586
00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:31,222
My power. I can swap ages
with people.
587
00:39:31,223 --> 00:39:33,822
Rudy 2 used to let me switch with
him for an hour a week
588
00:39:33,823 --> 00:39:37,823
just to give me a break
from being an old man.
589
00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:48,823
I loved her
from the minute I saw her.
590
00:39:49,063 --> 00:39:52,742
Naomi.
591
00:39:52,743 --> 00:39:55,182
She was my nurse.
592
00:39:55,183 --> 00:39:58,102
I never got married. I...
593
00:39:58,103 --> 00:40:00,942
never found my true love...
until now.
594
00:40:00,943 --> 00:40:04,382
What if I was to tell her
what you've been doing?
595
00:40:04,383 --> 00:40:07,982
What if I showed her
the photo of you?
596
00:40:07,983 --> 00:40:11,502
Cos then she'd see you
for what you really are.
597
00:40:11,503 --> 00:40:15,302
Please don't tell her.
598
00:40:15,303 --> 00:40:17,062
You all right, mate?
599
00:40:17,063 --> 00:40:21,063
It's all right, mate.
600
00:40:24,863 --> 00:40:27,502
It's all right, it's all right.
601
00:40:27,503 --> 00:40:29,342
Do it.
602
00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:32,382
Do it or I'll tell her everything.
603
00:40:32,383 --> 00:40:35,062
Take his hand. It's all right.
604
00:40:35,063 --> 00:40:39,063
Come on.
605
00:41:05,503 --> 00:41:09,503
All right, pal. There.
606
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,422
You're all right.
607
00:41:14,423 --> 00:41:16,662
Now then,
608
00:41:16,663 --> 00:41:20,663
I believe a thanks is in order,
innit, young man? Ha-ha-ha!
609
00:41:21,903 --> 00:41:23,142
You locked me in a cupboard.
610
00:41:23,143 --> 00:41:25,662
No, it wasn't a cupboard,
it was a storeroom,
611
00:41:25,663 --> 00:41:28,142
and I wiped your arse
and I gave you butterscotch
612
00:41:28,143 --> 00:41:30,182
and I let you watch
the friggin' snooker.
613
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:33,142
I don't like the snooker.
You ungrateful fucker!
614
00:41:33,143 --> 00:41:36,462
Nah, I'm only kidding.
You did great.
615
00:41:36,463 --> 00:41:40,463
I'm going now, mate.
See you on Friday.
616
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:43,062
Hey, come on. Give over,
you soft shite.
617
00:41:43,063 --> 00:41:45,303
Come here, come on, welcome home.
618
00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:56,143
So... about that gay guy
that you hooked me up with.
619
00:41:57,863 --> 00:42:00,742
Oh! Yeah. Oh, yeah!
620
00:42:00,743 --> 00:42:04,222
I just wanted to say thanks.
621
00:42:04,223 --> 00:42:06,582
It felt good helping somebody.
622
00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:10,382
You know, I think this is what
I'm supposed to do with my power.
623
00:42:10,383 --> 00:42:14,383
You know, be like a...
A proper hero.
624
00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:16,902
And all thanks to you, eh?
625
00:42:16,903 --> 00:42:19,262
Yeah, pleasure.
626
00:42:19,263 --> 00:42:22,182
So, hang on. Now you're into
helping people, would you...?
627
00:42:22,183 --> 00:42:26,183
No. I won't shag your tortoise.
628
00:42:28,263 --> 00:42:32,263
Morning, Mark. Did you sleep well?
629
00:42:44,423 --> 00:42:48,423
See you later.
630
00:42:55,743 --> 00:42:59,223
You all right? Mm.
631
00:43:02,423 --> 00:43:05,862
Is it weird that I miss him?
632
00:43:05,863 --> 00:43:09,863
It was nice having someone
to look after.
633
00:43:11,743 --> 00:43:15,743
No, I don't think it's weird.
634
00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:21,342
Do you know what? If I wasn't such
a total fuck-up, I'd...
635
00:43:21,343 --> 00:43:23,982
I'd probably ask you out for a drink
and you'd say yeah
636
00:43:23,983 --> 00:43:27,622
because, well, I wouldn't be the mess
that stands before you now.
637
00:43:27,623 --> 00:43:31,623
I'd be... I'd be someone different,
you know, someone...
638
00:43:32,663 --> 00:43:34,382
You know, someone good.
639
00:43:34,383 --> 00:43:38,383
And we'd end up having this really
amazing time together and...
640
00:43:39,263 --> 00:43:42,383
I dunno, we might even end up
as boyfriend and girlfriend.
641
00:43:44,783 --> 00:43:48,783
And it wouldn't end up with me
just fucking it up all the time
642
00:43:48,823 --> 00:43:50,622
and you thinking I'm a total cunt.
643
00:43:50,623 --> 00:43:54,623
It wouldn't be like that at all.
It'd be nice.
644
00:43:55,783 --> 00:43:58,542
And we'd be happy... together.
645
00:43:58,543 --> 00:44:02,423
And, I don't know, fucking hell,
one day we might even get a dog or summat.
646
00:44:10,343 --> 00:44:14,343
All right, then.
647
00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:18,422
All right, then, what?
648
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:22,423
You just asked me out for a drink
and I said yes.
649
00:44:26,383 --> 00:44:28,942
Yeah.
650
00:44:28,943 --> 00:44:32,902
Huh.
651
00:44:32,903 --> 00:44:35,062
Sam. Sam.
652
00:44:35,063 --> 00:44:39,063
I wanna show you something.
653
00:44:44,543 --> 00:44:46,742
Is that me?
654
00:44:46,743 --> 00:44:49,662
Yeah. I think so. Huh!
655
00:44:49,663 --> 00:44:52,302
And this girl down here
with the lightning bolts.
656
00:44:52,303 --> 00:44:55,222
I had an heart attack.
She saved my life.
657
00:44:55,223 --> 00:44:58,782
Who's that on top of the building?
658
00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:02,783
I don't know. Maybe it's you.
659
00:45:04,103 --> 00:45:08,103
What if we all become superheroes?
Huh!
660
00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:11,542
I mean, like, you know, proper...
661
00:45:11,543 --> 00:45:15,543
superheroes.
662
00:45:17,383 --> 00:45:20,743
Maybe it's our destiny.
663
00:46:10,903 --> 00:46:12,582
'I think it was my friend Lia.'
664
00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:13,982
Lia?
665
00:46:13,983 --> 00:46:16,982
'I... I think she did something
to me.'
666
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:20,983
What do you do? Probation worker.
667
00:46:22,183 --> 00:46:24,382
I... Oh, my God.
668
00:46:24,383 --> 00:46:27,822
Just don't talk to me.
I'm-I'm a twat.
669
00:46:27,823 --> 00:46:29,062
I'm... I'm Lia.
670
00:46:29,063 --> 00:46:32,462
It was you, wasn't it?
671
00:46:32,463 --> 00:46:34,582
Can I just...?
Let me just say, in my...
672
00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:37,142
Let me just say in my defence...
Aaah!
673
00:46:37,143 --> 00:46:40,142
It's her.
She's downloaded into Alex.
674
00:46:40,143 --> 00:46:44,143
Oh!
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
675
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:47,873
I think he's gone.
676
00:46:48,509 --> 00:47:29,940
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