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It's a man. He's trapped in here.
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If you want to be with me
then we have to tell Finn.
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You are to become an agent of Satan.
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Meam tenebris.
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I've got the power to fuck
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powers out of people.
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I cause accidents.
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Your mate said you'd take my power.
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Use your power, Alex.
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Be a superhero.
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You're Alex, aren't you?
Mm-hm.
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I need you to take my power.
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Is that right?
And what power might that be?
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I've got hypnotic tits.
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Can we just get this over with?
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Is that it? Did it work?
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Yeah, yeah, I guess it did.
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Um, I didn't get your name. That's
because I didn't give it to you.
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Well, do you want to stay
for a drink?
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I know you're supposed to have the
drink before you shag, but, er...
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Or can I just get your number?
Because then I thought
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it would be nice if we could...
if we could see each other again.
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Everyone, we've got
an announcement to make.
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So tomorrow's the one-year
anniversary of the storm.
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Thus it is my birthday.
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And mine. I'm gonna be one.
Well, that's just fucking weird.
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Well, we've having a party
here at the Community Centre
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and you're all invited.
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Question.
Yes, there'll be a buffet.
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I accept your invitation.
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So it's going to be like
a normal first birthday party
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but instead of pass the parcel
and little paper hats,
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there'll be vodka and drugs
and people fucking each other.
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Ah! Mm-mm.
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Yeah.
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Helen'll be there. I just...
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I really want you to meet her, man.
Please come.
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Yeah, all right. I might pop down.
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I'll have a sausage roll.
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You have got sausage rolls,
haven't you?
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Fuck's sake!
I'll get the sausage rolls.
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OK.
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Oh, yeah.
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I am...
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..looking for a girl.
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I think she might have been
at your support group.
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Finlay! My child!
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Please, I insist. Anything you want.
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Anything up to the value of...
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60 whole English pennies, dude.
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Now, may I suggest E7?
That is the Bounty bar.
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Truly is a tropical taste sensation.
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Why are you being so nice to me?
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No rea... Dude, what the f...?
When did you get so cynical?
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Whatever happened
to me bright-eyed little sunbeam,
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with his little hatful of hope there?
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The reason is I'm going...
I'm going out with Jess.
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I've said it.
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I'm sorry, man.
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You think that's funny?
Dude, I'm not joking, Finn.
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We are. We're boyfriend
and girlfriend, Finn. We...
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We fuck and stuff and spoon.
We're shagging. We're fuck spoons.
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Did you really think
I was going to fall for that?!
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Fuck's sake.
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Jess likes pretty boys, like me...
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..and Alex. Just...
You're not her type, mate,
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trust me. Unbelievable!
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Unbe-frigging...! Fuck you, dude.
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Snack revoked.
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You'll have to buy
your own Bounty bar, dickhead.
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I will. Do.
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What are you doing here?
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You forgot to say thank you.
For what?
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For, um... helping you out.
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The way I see it,
we both got what we wanted.
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I got rid of my power
and you got an easy fuck.
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Right, OK. So that's...
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That's what you think I'm about?
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I just go around just...
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..shagging anything that moves
for the fun of it.
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I don't know what you're about.
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Look, I... I've had sex with men...
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..girls that were...
Oh, well, she was battered,
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covered in blood,
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and, look, all I'm trying to do
is just help people.
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Wow, you're all heart!
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So you are just going to use me
and walk away, then?
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There's a party at
the Community Centre tomorrow night.
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Give me a chance.
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I appreciate what you did for me,
all right?
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Thank you,
if that's what you need to hear.
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But I don't owe you anything.
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So leave me alone.
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You are still coming, aren't you,
to the party?
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I told you, mate. I'll be there.
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Yeah, I know,
but it's just a bit of a big deal.
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It's the first time we're all gonna be
in the same place at the same time.
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You know, the, er... the, er...
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..the Jumper Posse.
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Mate, that has got to be
the worst fucking name
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for a gang of superheroes
I've ever heard.
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Oh, just... We'll work on it.
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Wait!
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Addiction...
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..is a weakness.
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And weakness must be stamped upon.
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Oh, no, it's... It's not all for me.
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It's my birthday.
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Oh! We're having a party.
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Oh! You're having a party?
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Yeah. In my Community Centre?
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Am I invited?
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N-No.
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No, you're right.
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I mean, why would you want some
miserable old cunt hanging around...
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..spoiling all your fun?
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Well, it's not as if we're friends.
We're not fucking friends.
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Probation Worker, are you saying
you'd like to come to our party?
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Would you like me
to come to your party?
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Yeah.
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What time does it start?
About nine.
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See you about nine, then.
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Are you all right?
Here he is.
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I just... I wanted to talk to you before
everyone else gets here, that's all.
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Here, before you start
waffling on...
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..I got you a present. Have ya?
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What is it? Have a look.
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Eh?
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It's a pill. Yeah.
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Well, shit, man. Apparently my
dealer doesn't do book tokens, so...
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♪ Ta-da! ♪
You know I don't do drugs.
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Oh, yeah! Shit!
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No point in wasting that, then,
is there?
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Did you even get me a card?
Did you get me... anything?
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No, I didn't get you a birthday card
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because today isn't actually
your real birthday, is it?
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January 7th - that is our birthday.
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No, that's YOUR birthday, isn't it?
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Today. Today is my birthday.
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Now, just...
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I've been thinking about this
a lot and...
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I think we need to split up.
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Now, we're spending
more and more time apart.
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You know, since I met Helen...
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..I feel more confident in meself,
you know, and who I wanna be.
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You know, I just...
I hope we can still be friends.
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I just... I just... I do,
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and I need to stand on my own
two feet now. I need to...
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I need to be me own person.
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Shit, yeah!
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Of course. Of course you do.
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Yeah. Well, you'll be fine.
You'll be all right.
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Yeah. You... You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
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Happy birthday. Eh?
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Yeah.
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Is this it?
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Maybe.
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At least you lot are here.
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And Mark.
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Oh, well,
it's all about Mark, isn't it?
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Cos he can really make or break
a party, can't he - Mark?
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Fucking hell! Oh, my God!
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What the fuck is he doing
here, dude?!
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Oh, yeah, I invited the
probation worker.
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But why?!
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Great! Just when you think
the party can't get any shitter!
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Fuck it. I'm just going to get
this shit out of the way.
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I've got you all a present, actually, cos
it's been one year since the storm.
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Here you are, dude.
Here you are, love. Finlay.
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Abs.
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It's a pill.
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And no, I didn't get a fucking gift
receipt,
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so happy anniversary, you
dickheads.
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What is wrong with you,
Little Miss Sunshine?!
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Nothing, actually.
I'm having a great time!
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I'm going to go for a drink for everybody.
Do you want a drink? I'll get you a drink.
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You came.
Oh, yeah,
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I was coming anyway.
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I'm here with my friends
from the support group.
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Yeah.
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Right. Yeah, obviously.
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Um...
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well, um...
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So have a good night.
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Hiya, I'm Abby - the birthday
girl.
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All right?
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All right?
Hiya.
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This is, um...
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Helen.
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You're Rudy 1.
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Rudy.
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It's just Rudy.
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Should be a good night, eh?
Doubt it, dude.
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Don't usually throw parties.
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Long story short -
we shat ourselves.
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On a bouncy castle. Got a bit
messy. Do you remember?
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Mum and Dad lost the deposit.
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I'm sure he'll tell you all about
it, won't you, mate?
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It wasn't that
bad. I forgot to say...
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happy birthday!
Did you?
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Oh, come on!
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Oh!
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I'm, er...
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I'm just gonna go and see if any of
the others are here, all right? Yeah?
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Oi!
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D'you know, this is your fuckin'
fault, this is?
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Eh? You're filling his head
wi' all these big ideas.
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He's going off being his own
person,
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doing his own fuckin' thing. D'you
know what you're doing?
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You're trying to split up the band.
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Me and him are the fuckin'
Beatles, mate,
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and you're just that
yodelling Chinese... woman.
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Yoko Ono? Yeah.
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She's Japanese. Is she?
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Yeah? Well, when it all goes
fuckin' tits up
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it'll be me that he comes
running back to, won't it,
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with his tiny little penis
between his legs?
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Look,
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we're together,
and if you can't deal with that
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then I guess you'll just have to go
fuck yourself.
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Oh, you fuckin'...
I can't find...
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Here he is!
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I can't... I can't find 'em.
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I'll help you find them.
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See ya later, Rudy 1.
See you in a bit.
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Fuck's sake!
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He is. He... He's leaving me.
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And I mean for good this time.
He wants to be wi' Helen.
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It's like leaving home, innit?
It was always going to happen one day.
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Do you know what is a really
good cure for a bad mood?
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No.
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Magic beans. Uh?
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Ooh! See? I feel better
already. Mm.
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No, mate. I'll have it later
or summat.
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Look...
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I do get it.
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You're scared because he's going
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and you don't want to be
on your own, do you?
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No.
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You're not going to be on your
own.
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You know why?
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Cos I got you.
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Yes. It's because you've got
me, you miserable prick.
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Oh, shit!
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That's not how it looked, Finn,
cos, um...
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It is, actually.
It is exactly how it looked.
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And I'm sorry, dude,
cos I've been try... Finn! Finn!
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Sorry, mate.
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No worries, mate.
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00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,951
I don't think they're coming.
They said they'd be here.
252
00:14:57,952 --> 00:15:01,351
If they can't even be bothered to
show up on time, they can both fuck off.
253
00:15:01,352 --> 00:15:03,471
Nice!
254
00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:04,991
Who are you?
255
00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:07,351
I'm the one
that you just told to fuck off.
256
00:15:07,352 --> 00:15:08,911
Who are you?
257
00:15:08,912 --> 00:15:12,551
Er, this is Helen. It's the one I was
telling you about.
258
00:15:12,552 --> 00:15:15,071
Congratulations, mate.
She's a charmer!
259
00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:17,271
We're just... We're just waiting on
Karen now.
260
00:15:17,272 --> 00:15:19,911
She should be here any
minute, running a bit late.
261
00:15:19,912 --> 00:15:22,911
I'm here.
262
00:15:22,912 --> 00:15:25,671
Oh, my God!
Have you been spying on us?
263
00:15:25,672 --> 00:15:29,231
No, I just... I got here early.
264
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,511
I didn't want people to see me
hanging round on my own.
265
00:15:31,512 --> 00:15:32,911
What did she say?
266
00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:34,591
I wasn't spying on you.
267
00:15:34,592 --> 00:15:36,671
I can't understand what she's
saying.
268
00:15:36,672 --> 00:15:39,831
She said she wasn't spying on you.
269
00:15:39,832 --> 00:15:42,151
Er, Karen...
270
00:15:42,152 --> 00:15:45,031
do you want to tell them about
your power?
271
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:48,991
I can blend into my
surroundings.
272
00:15:48,992 --> 00:15:50,071
Hide in plain sight.
273
00:15:50,072 --> 00:15:52,991
We'll have to sort out subtitles or
something, cos I can't hear a word of it.
274
00:15:52,992 --> 00:15:55,391
Let's... Come on, let's go and...
Let's go and have a drink, guys.
275
00:15:55,392 --> 00:15:57,192
Do you want a drink? Come
on, Karen.
276
00:16:10,112 --> 00:16:12,151
You fuckin' lied to me.
277
00:16:12,152 --> 00:16:14,591
Dude, I didn't, man. Technically
that's inaccurate, cos I...
278
00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:16,671
I fuckin' offered to buy you a
Bounty bar,
279
00:16:16,672 --> 00:16:19,111
for God's sake. I was telling
you the truth. You just...
280
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,271
You just... You didn't believe
me, Finn.
281
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,911
And d'you know why?
282
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:24,951
Because I didn't think
you'd do that to me.
283
00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:27,511
Come on, man. Don't be like this.
Come to Uncle Rudy for a bit.
284
00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:29,631
Don't think that
you can just laugh it off.
285
00:16:29,632 --> 00:16:32,231
Fuck me over
and then make a joke out of it.
286
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:35,271
And you know what?
287
00:16:35,272 --> 00:16:39,272
I know you probably won't give a shit,
because you've got Jess now.
288
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,791
But as far as friendship goes,
289
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,831
you and me -
290
00:16:43,832 --> 00:16:45,111
we're finished.
291
00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:47,991
Enjoy the fuckin' party.
292
00:16:47,992 --> 00:16:49,351
Finn?
293
00:16:49,352 --> 00:16:51,791
Fuck!
294
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:55,792
Fuck's sake.
295
00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:05,591
Relax. I am... I am not following
you. I just came to get some air.
296
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,711
Is that...? Is that all right?
297
00:17:06,712 --> 00:17:10,551
Be my guest.
298
00:17:10,552 --> 00:17:13,391
Sorry about the other day.
299
00:17:13,392 --> 00:17:15,511
It's just this year has been...
300
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,311
a fucking nightmare -
301
00:17:18,312 --> 00:17:21,031
the power thing.
302
00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:23,351
I had to stop seeing my dad.
303
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,711
He just couldn't stop staring
at them.
304
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,871
Oh, shit, mate!
305
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:31,431
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
306
00:17:31,432 --> 00:17:34,431
Nobody needs their dad
staring at their tits, do they?
307
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:38,432
No.
308
00:17:39,712 --> 00:17:43,712
D'you wanna go and get a drink?
309
00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:45,591
What kind of a drink?
310
00:17:45,592 --> 00:17:48,871
Like a date drink, or a drink
drink?
311
00:17:48,872 --> 00:17:52,872
Well, I was just thinking...
a drink with alcohol in.
312
00:17:53,232 --> 00:17:55,191
All right.
313
00:17:55,192 --> 00:17:59,192
But it isn't a date.
All right, fine. It's not a date.
314
00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:19,871
Rudy 1 or Rudy 2?
315
00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:21,031
It's Rudy!
316
00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:22,711
It's just Rudy!
317
00:18:22,712 --> 00:18:24,751
I'm Ghostbusters,
he's Ghostbusters II,
318
00:18:24,752 --> 00:18:27,871
and everybody knows Ghostbusters II
was a right piece of shit.
319
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:29,191
I quite liked it.
320
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,751
You fucking would, wouldn't you?
321
00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:34,752
Do you know ecstasy
reverses your power?
322
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:39,032
Whatever your power is,
it makes it do the opposite.
323
00:18:40,192 --> 00:18:41,871
That's a good fact.
324
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:45,872
All right, stay off the pills,
stick to the friggin' heroin, then!
325
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:48,352
Oh, fuck! Jess! Shit!
326
00:19:12,432 --> 00:19:14,311
Abby! Abby! Have you seen Jess?
327
00:19:14,312 --> 00:19:16,191
No. Fuck!
328
00:19:16,192 --> 00:19:17,711
Have you taken your pill?
329
00:19:17,712 --> 00:19:19,711
No, I was going to have it
with a bit of cake later.
330
00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:23,351
No, no, you do not take the friggin' pill.
It'll reverse all your powers.
331
00:19:23,352 --> 00:19:27,352
Cake? Fuckin' cake?!
332
00:19:40,152 --> 00:19:41,671
What the fuck?!
333
00:19:41,672 --> 00:19:44,231
I can't see.
334
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:48,232
I can't fucking s... see.
335
00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:56,071
Rudy!
336
00:19:56,072 --> 00:19:58,191
Some... Someone?
337
00:19:58,192 --> 00:20:00,751
My mate...
338
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:02,911
...he got turned into an agent
of Satan
339
00:20:02,912 --> 00:20:04,551
nd I had to fuck him in the arse.
340
00:20:04,552 --> 00:20:05,831
Oh, nice!
341
00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:07,151
Yeah.
342
00:20:07,152 --> 00:20:10,671
Oh, and I almost, almost
shagged a tortoise once.
343
00:20:10,672 --> 00:20:13,191
So, you do draw the line
at shagging animals?
344
00:20:13,192 --> 00:20:17,192
Good to know.
345
00:20:18,632 --> 00:20:21,151
Er, so, you, are you...
346
00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:23,151
seeing anyone...
347
00:20:23,152 --> 00:20:24,191
at the moment?
348
00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:26,111
Or...?
349
00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:28,351
Well, when I had my power,
350
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:32,352
it was kinda hard to tell the
good guys from the wankers
351
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,791
and there have been a lot of
wankers.
352
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:40,792
Yeah.
353
00:20:52,312 --> 00:20:53,511
Problem?
354
00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:55,991
Oh, God! Sorry.
355
00:20:55,992 --> 00:20:57,871
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
356
00:20:57,872 --> 00:21:01,872
Er, it's just now that I know I'm
not supposed to look at them...
357
00:21:01,952 --> 00:21:03,511
..all I want to do is look at
them.
358
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,431
You know when you see
a dead cat in the road
359
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,951
and you don't want to look at it
360
00:21:07,952 --> 00:21:11,271
but then the more that you try and stop
yourself, the more that you can't help it?
361
00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,272
OK. Well, um, how about
I give you one free look, then?
362
00:21:15,672 --> 00:21:18,471
Seeing as you took my power.
363
00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:22,472
That would... That would be
great.
364
00:21:23,272 --> 00:21:24,991
Happy now? Awesome.
365
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,311
So shall I compliment you on them?
Let's just leave the tits, shall we?
366
00:21:28,312 --> 00:21:32,312
Same again?
Mm. Mm...
367
00:21:49,512 --> 00:21:51,031
Jess? Jess?
368
00:21:51,032 --> 00:21:54,111
Shit! Jess, are you all right?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
369
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,351
Fuckin' hell!
What's happening? I can't see.
370
00:21:57,352 --> 00:21:58,951
It's the fucking pills
reversed your power.
371
00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,911
Oh, Christ!
372
00:22:00,912 --> 00:22:03,111
Am I fucking blind?
373
00:22:03,112 --> 00:22:04,831
No, no, no, you're not.
You're not blind.
374
00:22:04,832 --> 00:22:06,271
You've just got to wait for it
to wear off.
375
00:22:06,272 --> 00:22:07,911
Just sit tight, wait for it to wear
off.
376
00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:10,537
Please don't leave me.
I'm not gonna leave you.
377
00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:18,494
Next time I see someone
collecting for blind people,
378
00:22:18,495 --> 00:22:22,495
I'm giving them a fiver, because
being blind is fucking boring.
379
00:22:23,695 --> 00:22:27,695
Oh, God. Shh! Shh!
380
00:22:28,455 --> 00:22:29,774
You!
381
00:22:29,775 --> 00:22:33,214
I've got something for you.
382
00:22:33,215 --> 00:22:34,934
I knitted you a jumper.
383
00:22:34,935 --> 00:22:38,854
Brilliant! Absolutely. That's
fantastic, cos that's the one thing
384
00:22:38,855 --> 00:22:42,134
this party's missing, is a
bespoke piece of chunky knitwear!
385
00:22:42,135 --> 00:22:43,174
What a relief.
386
00:22:43,175 --> 00:22:47,175
You two have a nice night.
387
00:22:47,295 --> 00:22:48,654
Wh...? What is it?
388
00:22:48,655 --> 00:22:50,054
Honestly, that fucking woman.
389
00:22:50,055 --> 00:22:53,374
Give it here.
It's a bloody future jumper.
390
00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:57,375
What's on it?
391
00:23:01,935 --> 00:23:04,694
Goodness. Honest to God!
What?
392
00:23:04,695 --> 00:23:07,334
You just... You will never
believe this. Fuckin'...
393
00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:08,934
What? We are...
394
00:23:08,935 --> 00:23:10,734
We are get... We are having a f...
395
00:23:10,735 --> 00:23:14,534
We're having... We're getting an
hamster. We're getting a hamster.
396
00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:15,574
A hamster?
397
00:23:15,575 --> 00:23:18,094
Yeah, we're getting a fuckin' ham...
He's an absolute belter.
398
00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:20,734
I can see him right now. How cute!
Wonderful. I hate hamsters.
399
00:23:20,735 --> 00:23:21,854
Well, it's on the jumper.
400
00:23:21,855 --> 00:23:24,774
It's on the fuckin' jumper, so it's
definitely gonna happen now, innit,
401
00:23:24,775 --> 00:23:26,494
for fuck's sake?
What's wrong with you?
402
00:23:26,495 --> 00:23:28,734
Nothing. Jess, honestly,
I am abso...
403
00:23:28,735 --> 00:23:30,614
I'm made up. I'm bloody made up.
404
00:23:30,615 --> 00:23:32,654
I'm just going to get a drink.
Do you want a drink?
405
00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:34,854
Just wait. I'll be back in...
Don't you leave me.
406
00:23:34,855 --> 00:23:38,855
Rudy?
407
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,654
What are you doing?
408
00:23:47,655 --> 00:23:51,655
I'm waiting for Mark
to come up on his pill.
409
00:23:52,255 --> 00:23:53,694
You gave ecstasy to a turtle?
410
00:23:53,695 --> 00:23:57,054
I gave ecstasy to a tortoise.
411
00:23:57,055 --> 00:24:00,174
Yeah.
412
00:24:00,175 --> 00:24:04,175
You know, this really is
the worst party ever.
413
00:24:06,735 --> 00:24:09,454
Why don't you wanna dance? It's
not... It's not really my thing.
414
00:24:09,455 --> 00:24:11,374
Really? I'm not much
of a mover or a shaker.
415
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,494
Hey!
416
00:24:12,495 --> 00:24:16,414
I was looking for you.
I just wanted to let you know...
417
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:19,254
things are much better now.
418
00:24:19,255 --> 00:24:21,654
Mate, that is so great.
419
00:24:21,655 --> 00:24:24,374
Seriously, man.
420
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,814
I'll see you later.
421
00:24:26,815 --> 00:24:29,734
D'you know what?
422
00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:32,254
Everything used to be so simple.
423
00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:35,494
Like, you'd just meet someone
and you'd like them
424
00:24:35,495 --> 00:24:37,614
and then you'd go on a date
with each other.
425
00:24:37,615 --> 00:24:41,615
And then the storm happens
and everything gets fucked.
426
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:45,815
Not that... this is a date.
427
00:24:46,135 --> 00:24:47,214
Come on.
428
00:24:47,215 --> 00:24:49,534
Where...? Where are we going?
429
00:24:49,535 --> 00:24:52,215
We're having a dance.
430
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:08,415
How's your night?
431
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:12,654
Yeah, pretty...
432
00:25:12,655 --> 00:25:13,814
Pretty shit.
433
00:25:13,815 --> 00:25:16,694
Just found out me best mate's
been having sex with...
434
00:25:16,695 --> 00:25:20,695
probably the only girl
I've ever really loved.
435
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:25,014
Women don't know what they do to us.
436
00:25:25,015 --> 00:25:29,015
And then they ride off into the
sunset with someone...
437
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,814
..slightly less handsome
than ourselves.
438
00:25:31,815 --> 00:25:34,214
I mean, Alex, yeah,
he's a handsome barman.
439
00:25:34,215 --> 00:25:38,215
But Rudy?
I had a girlfriend once.
440
00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:43,094
Roxy.
441
00:25:43,095 --> 00:25:46,174
My best mate Conti...
442
00:25:46,175 --> 00:25:50,175
..stole her from me.
443
00:25:51,735 --> 00:25:54,494
See - flying...
444
00:25:54,495 --> 00:25:58,134
electricity and that is camouflage.
445
00:25:58,135 --> 00:26:00,374
You are superheroes, guys. You are!
446
00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:03,534
Great. The Jumper Posse.
447
00:26:03,535 --> 00:26:06,094
That is such a shit name
for a gang of superheroes.
448
00:26:06,095 --> 00:26:07,734
At least we agree on something.
449
00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:09,094
Who's the guy on the roof?
450
00:26:09,095 --> 00:26:11,254
Oh, I think that's me. Huh...
451
00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:15,134
What is your power? Because
we all bring something to the table.
452
00:26:15,135 --> 00:26:17,934
So far, you've just got
a shit taste in jumpers.
453
00:26:17,935 --> 00:26:20,734
Don't take the piss out of him.
454
00:26:20,735 --> 00:26:22,774
I think I'm your mentor.
455
00:26:22,775 --> 00:26:24,894
Actually, you know, like the, um...
456
00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:28,614
Like the talking rat on the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles, the, er...
457
00:26:28,615 --> 00:26:29,654
Splinter!
458
00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:31,774
What would we do if...
459
00:26:31,775 --> 00:26:35,014
we were a gang of superheroes?
Well, you'd fight crime, like...
460
00:26:35,015 --> 00:26:37,094
muggers, and rapists,
and things like that.
461
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,374
Sounds quite... dangerous.
462
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:42,694
She's right. Forget the rapists.
463
00:26:42,695 --> 00:26:46,695
We could focus on people
who drop chewing gum.
464
00:26:46,935 --> 00:26:48,814
D'you know what? This is bullshit!
465
00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:52,134
Don't need to be in any fucking
gang. I can take care of myself.
466
00:26:52,135 --> 00:26:56,135
Helen? Don't... Oh...
467
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,414
Jess?
468
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:09,414
Can you help me?
I've taken a pill and now I'm blind.
469
00:27:09,415 --> 00:27:10,694
And I need a piss.
470
00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:12,774
Where's your boyfriend?
471
00:27:12,775 --> 00:27:15,694
I don't know.
He's just fucked off and left me.
472
00:27:15,695 --> 00:27:16,934
Trouble in Paradise?
473
00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:20,854
I didn't mean for you
to find out like that. I am sorry.
474
00:27:20,855 --> 00:27:24,254
Just help me.
475
00:27:24,255 --> 00:27:28,255
This one of those future jumpers?
476
00:27:31,415 --> 00:27:32,494
You're having a baby?
477
00:27:32,495 --> 00:27:34,614
What baby? Great!
478
00:27:34,615 --> 00:27:36,814
So, first you're going out with him,
now you're starting a family?!
479
00:27:36,815 --> 00:27:40,815
Seriously, whose fucking idea
was this party any...?
480
00:27:42,055 --> 00:27:44,734
Where are you going?
To find Rudy.
481
00:27:44,735 --> 00:27:48,735
I'm going to fucking kill him!
482
00:28:00,975 --> 00:28:04,174
Mate, we have got a fucking major
problem -
483
00:28:04,175 --> 00:28:06,854
it's this jumper thing.
Jess, she's having a baby.
484
00:28:06,855 --> 00:28:08,254
We're gonna be a dad.
No, not right now.
485
00:28:08,255 --> 00:28:10,174
I'm looking for Helen.
486
00:28:10,175 --> 00:28:12,054
Fuck Helen, man. I need you, bruv.
487
00:28:12,055 --> 00:28:16,055
You just can't stand it, can you,
because I'm happy?
488
00:28:26,215 --> 00:28:27,615
Agh!
489
00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:52,094
It's just a jumper. Forget about it.
490
00:28:52,095 --> 00:28:56,095
It wasn't just a jumper,
to me, though, it was mine.
491
00:28:56,295 --> 00:29:00,295
My thing, and my friends
and my gang, just for once.
492
00:29:01,055 --> 00:29:03,894
Honestly, for once I just wanted
to be a part of something
493
00:29:03,895 --> 00:29:07,334
that wasn't all about 'im.
494
00:29:07,335 --> 00:29:11,335
I'm not with you because it says so
on some fucking jumper.
495
00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:17,055
I'm with you because I like you.
496
00:29:20,855 --> 00:29:21,934
So...
497
00:29:21,935 --> 00:29:23,854
you ready for your birthday present?
498
00:29:23,855 --> 00:29:27,855
Yeah.
499
00:29:31,175 --> 00:29:35,175
I am going to fuck you
until you beg me to stop.
500
00:30:39,175 --> 00:30:40,774
I never could trust you, Roxy.
501
00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:43,174
What the fuck are you doing?
Get out!
502
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,214
Tim?
503
00:30:44,215 --> 00:30:45,814
You think you can just ride away
into the sunset.
504
00:30:45,815 --> 00:30:46,974
Tim?
505
00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:49,014
You broke my heart, Roxy.
506
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,814
Tim, it's me. It's Rudy 2.
507
00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:53,334
I know who you are.
508
00:30:53,335 --> 00:30:54,734
You're Conti.
509
00:30:54,735 --> 00:30:57,294
You stole my woman.
No, I... No, I didn't.
510
00:30:57,295 --> 00:30:58,694
Tim, this isn't real.
511
00:30:58,695 --> 00:31:01,614
It's the game world.
You just snap your band.
512
00:31:01,615 --> 00:31:05,134
Tim, where's your band, mate? You
can't not have your band with you.
513
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,614
You could... No, no, no, no, Tim!
514
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,574
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't shoot you both down.
515
00:31:09,575 --> 00:31:12,695
Please, don't...
516
00:31:31,655 --> 00:31:35,655
Urgh!
517
00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:45,494
Is he dead?
518
00:31:45,495 --> 00:31:49,495
He's dead.
519
00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:54,535
I've thought about you lots.
I can't believe you're really here.
520
00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:56,774
It feels strange.
521
00:31:56,775 --> 00:31:58,614
It... It feels...
522
00:31:58,615 --> 00:32:02,615
great.
523
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:07,655
What about when the pill wears off?
524
00:32:07,815 --> 00:32:11,694
We'll sort something out.
525
00:32:11,695 --> 00:32:14,934
I get... I get so lonely
when you're out on the estate.
526
00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:18,935
I'm just in my shell waiting for you.
527
00:32:20,455 --> 00:32:24,455
We'll buy a big bag of pills.
I'll get Alex to shag you.
528
00:32:25,415 --> 00:32:29,415
I won't let you go back in there.
529
00:33:17,575 --> 00:33:21,575
Is there somewhere we can go?
530
00:34:15,015 --> 00:34:18,254
What the fuck was that?
531
00:34:18,255 --> 00:34:21,574
I thought I'd already taken your
power. Have you got two powers?
532
00:34:21,575 --> 00:34:23,854
I feel a bit... I feel a bit weird.
533
00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:26,454
Can you get me a glass of water?
Yeah.
534
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,854
Yeah, sure, yeah.
535
00:34:27,855 --> 00:34:31,855
Just wait here a minute.
536
00:34:37,255 --> 00:34:40,814
They've run out of spring rolls,
in case you're wondering.
537
00:34:40,815 --> 00:34:43,374
I wasn't wondering, actually.
538
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:46,134
Fucking hell,
don't take your pill neither, dude.
539
00:34:46,135 --> 00:34:48,094
Dude, it reverses your power.
540
00:34:48,095 --> 00:34:49,654
Don't take it.
541
00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:53,053
What do you mean, it reverses them?
It reverses them like what?
542
00:35:04,510 --> 00:35:06,869
And I shagged all of my
powers into her.
543
00:35:07,901 --> 00:35:10,540
What do you mean, all your
powers?
544
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,741
I mean all of them. I mean the power
to cause accidents,
545
00:35:13,794 --> 00:35:17,694
turning things inside out, the
hypnotic tits, the devil thing.
546
00:35:17,769 --> 00:35:21,368
Guys! Guys, have you seen
Jess? I can't find her.
547
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,928
Well, maybe you shouldn't
have left her.
548
00:35:22,929 --> 00:35:25,888
Mate, not now, Finlay, for fuck's
sake, man.
549
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,119
We're gonna have to split up.
550
00:35:27,176 --> 00:35:31,176
Come on.
551
00:35:31,487 --> 00:35:35,487
Rudy?
552
00:35:56,207 --> 00:35:58,326
Ecce satanas meo,
553
00:35:58,327 --> 00:36:02,327
sicut ego et ipse regnabit
Dominus...
554
00:36:16,118 --> 00:36:17,597
Hello, Alex!
555
00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:21,369
Ah, whatever you do,
do not look at her tits.
556
00:36:21,370 --> 00:36:23,889
Guys.
557
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,169
You're kidding me, aren't
you?! For fuck's sake, guys!
558
00:36:26,170 --> 00:36:27,529
Look at you.
559
00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:29,089
Men.
560
00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:31,649
You're all so pathetic.
561
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:34,129
And now...
562
00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:37,809
...you're mine.
Yeah...
563
00:36:37,810 --> 00:36:41,810
I'm gonna make every guy on
the estate kneel before me.
564
00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:47,370
Ecce satanas meo, sicut ego
et ipse...
565
00:36:54,730 --> 00:36:58,730
Help me.
Please? Please, help me.
566
00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:06,689
Jess!
567
00:37:06,690 --> 00:37:10,690
Alex?
Jess, it's me.
568
00:37:14,730 --> 00:37:18,730
Go. Go and get him!
569
00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:47,689
So, this is what you're doing while
I'm in your locker eating lettuce.
570
00:37:47,690 --> 00:37:51,690
More or less.
571
00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:55,849
No, let's check the, er...
572
00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:59,649
Don't listen to her Latin,
don't look at her tits.
573
00:37:59,650 --> 00:38:02,769
Your devil tits don't work on
me. I'm a girl.
574
00:38:02,770 --> 00:38:06,770
Guess I'm just gonna have to turn
your boyfriend inside out, then.
575
00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:26,569
Now I've got your full
attention...
576
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:30,570
Ecce satanas meo, sicut ego
et ipse regnabit Dominus...
577
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:05,250
So this has been a pretty
weird date.
578
00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:10,370
Not that it's a date.
579
00:39:13,690 --> 00:39:16,529
Leave him. He's mine.
580
00:39:16,530 --> 00:39:20,530
What's the matter, Alex?
Don't you trust yourself?
581
00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,409
What's going to happen if
you...
582
00:39:24,410 --> 00:39:27,529
have a little look?
583
00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:30,729
It's just a pair of tits.
584
00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:34,730
And you're one of the good
guys, remember?
585
00:39:34,890 --> 00:39:38,729
You're not some weak,
pathetic animal
586
00:39:38,730 --> 00:39:42,689
who's ruled by his urges.
587
00:39:42,690 --> 00:39:46,449
There was a girl I used to
know.
588
00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:49,449
Emma.
589
00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:53,129
She was like you.
590
00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:57,130
She was a good person
who just got the wrong power.
591
00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:05,369
She was accident prone.
592
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:09,370
Wasn't her fault. It was just bad
things used to happen to her.
593
00:40:14,810 --> 00:40:18,810
I'm so sorry, Sarah.
594
00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:25,410
You didn't deserve any of this.
595
00:40:26,610 --> 00:40:29,249
Oh... I get it.
596
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:33,250
I'm supposed to slip on the
banana skin.
597
00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:38,970
Any other bright ideas?
598
00:40:40,810 --> 00:40:42,010
Agh!
599
00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:27,410
Where the fuck have you been?!
600
00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:34,089
So is that what's gonna
happen if we do have a baby?
601
00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:38,090
You're just going to disappear and
leave me to fend for myself?
602
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:40,529
Fuckin' hell. I don't know.
603
00:41:40,530 --> 00:41:43,489
You don't know? No!
604
00:41:43,490 --> 00:41:45,729
That's great! That is very
reassuring!
605
00:41:45,730 --> 00:41:48,529
Honestly. If you want someone who's
going to be a good dad
606
00:41:48,530 --> 00:41:50,969
and look after this fucking baby
then you've got the wrong Rudy
607
00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:54,289
cos I'm the shit one. Or don't you
remember that? What are you saying?
608
00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:58,089
I'm saying it's too fucking much,
man. I just can't handle it.
609
00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:01,729
I'm sorry.
610
00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:03,169
Fuck you!
611
00:42:03,170 --> 00:42:07,170
Fucking coward!
612
00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:33,769
What the fuck have we done?
613
00:42:33,770 --> 00:42:37,770
Look... Look, Tim was out of
control...
614
00:42:37,970 --> 00:42:40,969
...and we have done the right
thing.
615
00:42:40,970 --> 00:42:44,849
It's the jumper and it has started
and still none of you believe me.
616
00:42:44,850 --> 00:42:48,850
Well, this is... This is our
destiny.
617
00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:53,169
Come on.
618
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:57,170
Why not?
619
00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:21,169
We're getting a better name.
620
00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:25,170
We're gonna be unstoppable.
621
00:43:28,730 --> 00:43:31,089
It's your superhero lair.
622
00:43:31,090 --> 00:43:32,969
They are your costumes.
623
00:43:32,970 --> 00:43:35,209
Your secret identity.
624
00:43:35,210 --> 00:43:38,449
Let's do some good.
625
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:41,649
Are you going to pick that up?
626
00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:42,769
Agh!
627
00:43:42,770 --> 00:43:46,770
Today is the last day
of your community service.
628
00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:50,169
This is as good as it gets for
you.
629
00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:53,330
Oh, my God!
That is... That's a man flying.
630
00:43:56,290 --> 00:43:59,329
I loved you.
631
00:43:59,330 --> 00:44:00,409
I'm sorry.
632
00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:03,489
I've made a terrible error of
judgment.
633
00:44:03,490 --> 00:44:04,729
They tried to kill me.
634
00:44:04,730 --> 00:44:08,169
Well, they chose the wrong
day to do that, Finlay.
635
00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:09,289
They're coming.
636
00:44:09,290 --> 00:44:11,106
I suppose you'd better kill
them.
637
00:44:11,131 --> 00:44:53,480
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