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This is our destiny.
We're getting a better name.
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There's nothing I can do
to help anyone,
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but you can make a difference.
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You're the only one out of us who
can actually change people's lives.
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What's going to happen
if we do have the baby?
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You're just going to disappear
and leave me to fend for myself?
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If you want someone who's gonna be a
good dad and look after this fucking baby,
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you've got the wrong Rudy, cos I'm
the shit one, or don't you remember that?
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Fuck you!
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Fucking coward.
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Do you know...
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what today is?
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Tuesday?
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Today...
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is the last day
of your community service.
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It's all over.
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Seriously?
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Are... Are you kidding?
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And you had a chance
to do something positive,
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to give something back,
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to help people,
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to really make a difference
to their lives.
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You failed.
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Dismally.
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Do you want to know
what the real tragedy is?
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This moment...
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right here...
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right now...
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this is as good as it gets
for you.
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Hello?
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What have you done to this place?
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It's a superhero lair.
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Guys.
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It's your superhero lair.
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They're your costumes.
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You're gonna be on
community service.
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It... It's your secret identity.
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Do we actually have to go round
picking up litter and shit?
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No, you don't have to go round
picking...
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You just pretend you're picking up
litter, and EXCREMENT.
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No-one's gonna suspect
you're superheroes.
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They'll just think you're...
a bunch of useless ASBO delinquents.
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Let's do some good.
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What are you looking at?
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You shouldn't break into
other people's cars.
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What's that?
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You shouldn't... break into cars.
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Jog on, or I will fuck you up!
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For fuck's sake.
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What are you doing?
You've killed him!
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That's really bad.
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He's fine. I just stunned him.
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What do we do with him?
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What would other superheroes do?
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The Hulk'd do this.
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Rarrhh!
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Aaah!
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Police?
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I want to report a crime.
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I really liked your Hulk impression.
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I like the idea of being a nurse...
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or a shepherd.
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What qualifications do you need
to be a shepherd?
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You need a crook, a well-trained
Border collie
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and a profound love of sheep,
love. I'll tell you where
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I'm not gonna be in a year's time,
and that is...
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working behind a bar.
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I, for one, will be enjoying my life
as a multimillionaire!
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Scratch card?!
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That's genius.
Why didn't I think of that?
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Well, not everyone's as blessed
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in the brains and trouser department
as I am, are they?
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If you play enough of 'em, odds are
you're in for a big win,
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and that's just basic science.
Mm.
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One more melon, that's me.
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You fucking... apple!
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Oh...
For fuck's sake!
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Oh.
A shame.
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Piss off.
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What?
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You all right?
Yeah, man, never better.
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Never better.
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What? Do I detect an overwhelming
sense of sexual disappointment?
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Prick.
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Why can't you just be happy for me?
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Oh, man, it was a joke.
For fuck's... God. For fuck's sake.
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Are you all right?
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Jess. Jess, please.
Just give me... give me a minute.
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How much longer are you going to
punish me for... I fucking panicked.
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All I could see before me
was impending fatherhood,
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followed by middle age
and then death.
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I needed you,
and you weren't there for me.
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I know I wasn't there for you.
I know, but I am here now.
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It's who you are.
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I was stupid to think
this could work.
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I can't do this.
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Jess. For fuck's sake.
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You go first.
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Do you know what?
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Erm... I wasn't actually
going to put anything on.
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I was just using it as an excuse
to get away from someone. Ha-ha!
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Yeah... actually, sure.
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I should go.
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When can I see you again?
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Things are really complicated
for me right now.
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I like you. You like me.
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Just give me a chance.
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Get to know me. I'm a cool guy.
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You just have to spend some time
with me.
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We had a nice time.
Let's just leave it at that, yeah?
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We can make this work.
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We have a future together.
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Mm, we don't have a future.
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You don't decide.
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I do.
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Get off.
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Get your fucking hand off me!
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I'll show you.
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I should go.
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Go where?
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Home.
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This IS your home.
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What is that?
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It's our son.
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He wants you.
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He needs... feeding.
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Is this supposed to be funny?
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He's our son.
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Look at him.
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He's got your eyes.
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What did you do?
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I threw us forward through time.
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We had a baby.
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We're parents.
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No, I haven't got a fucking baby.
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Do you want to hold him?
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He's... He's not mine.
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I know it's confusing...
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but you have a new life now,
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and me and Leo are a big part of it.
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He needs you.
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He needs his mum.
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He's so beautiful.
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Take me back.
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I want you to take me back in time.
You fix this.
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You take me back.
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This is your life now.
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You accept that,
or I'll throw us back through time.
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I'll keep doing it
until I get it right.
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You won't remember a thing.
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We can do this again
and again and again
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I'm not giving up you and our baby.
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I will never fall in love with you,
you creepy, fucking prick!
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Give it time.
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I can give us all the time we need.
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You're not like the other girls.
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You've done this before.
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Spend the day with him.
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He is going to break your heart.
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I have to get ready for work.
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You can't do this.
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You can't leave me with him!
He's not my fucking baby!
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'Sorry.
The number you have called
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'is currently unavailable.
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'Please try again later.'
What the fuck?
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Finn?
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Oh, thank God!
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Finn!
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Where's Finn?
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I think he's in the office.
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Finn?
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Shit. Yes? Jess?
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Oh, my God. Where have you been?
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What happened to you?
You... you disappeared.
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Er... Er, there's this guy
called Luke.
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He used this power and he says
he threw me through time. I...
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Oh.
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What?
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Is that yours?
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He says it's mine.
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This is fucked up.
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You just vanished.
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We searched everywhere. We...
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We thought you were dead.
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None of us has seen you
in over a year.
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Why are you wearing an ID badge?
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And why are you...
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dressed like a dick?
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I'm a trainee probation worker.
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This is the required look.
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You're a trainee probation worker?!
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Yes.
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You're shitting me, aren't you?
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It's amazing to think
that came out of Jess's twat.
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You are an industrial tribunal just
waiting to happen.
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It's called a vagina.
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You're not going to bloody
believe this.
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There's no golf sale.
How do you mean?
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Well, I've been standing out there
for two weeks holding this poxy sign.
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I go to collect my wages.
There's no golf sale.
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I think I've been the victim
of a cruel practical joke.
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Oh, cute baby.
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Yeah, about the baby...
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Do you know what I was doing...
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when you so...
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rudely interrupted me?
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I'm guessing it wasn't showering.
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I was 19? hours into
a Murder, She Wrote marathon.
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Jess is back.
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Where is she?
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She's in the shitter.
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She said something about some bloke
who's thrown her forward through time.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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So, the worm's returned...
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with her fuckin' bushy tail
between her legs.
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It's too late, guys.
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It's too late,
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because I had forgot
about her very existence.
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She's back.
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My Jessica's back.
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Oh, wow,
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I need to sit down.
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Is he having a mental breakdown?
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Rudy?
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Hello, Jess.
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Oh.
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You look like shit.
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It's been a bit of a rough year.
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Me vigorous grooming and personal
hygiene regime might have...
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slipped just a bit.
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Did... did Finn tell you about...
about the baby?
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Is that...
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Is he mine?
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I don't know. I don't...
I don't think so.
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I think it's Luke's.
Who the fuck is Luke?
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Are you gonna pick that up?
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YOU pick it up. In't that
what you're supposed to be doing?
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How high is that?
It's high.
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Ugh...
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What are you doing?!
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You drop him right there?
You've splattered us.
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I've told you before.
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Yeah, well...
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it's one less wanker to deal with.
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How's it going?
See any action?
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Nothing much.
We caught some guy dropping litter.
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What did you do to him?
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We let him off with a very stern
warning.
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Hmm. He won't be doing that again.
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What are you up to?
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I'm just...
I'm going through the papers.
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Huh.
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Are you staying at mine tonight?
Yeah.
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Ooh.
Are you all right?
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What?
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I've had an 'aircut.
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'Ere. Crisps are for you.
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Milk's for 'im.
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And this scratchcard's for me.
Game on. Let's do this.
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Oh, you fuck...
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How's Rudy 2?
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We just... We don't see
much of each other any more.
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Birthdays.
267
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,518
Religious holidays - Easter...
268
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,998
Christmas...
269
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,558
Ramadan.
270
00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:29,559
Hah...
271
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:33,679
I never stopped, you know.
272
00:17:33,999 --> 00:17:36,078
I never stopped looking for you.
273
00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:38,118
I always sort of hoped and prayed
274
00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:42,119
you'd just come sashaying
through the door...
275
00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:44,398
just give me one of them killer
smiles,
276
00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:46,358
and I could just tell you
how sorry I was.
277
00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,638
Look...
278
00:17:48,639 --> 00:17:52,639
I'm not going to pretend
that I wasn't angry with you.
279
00:17:52,679 --> 00:17:55,598
But this... this...
280
00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:59,599
whole thing is so messed up.
281
00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:04,638
I don't even feel like it's my baby.
282
00:18:04,639 --> 00:18:06,438
I don't feel...
283
00:18:06,439 --> 00:18:10,439
anything.
284
00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:13,758
Mm-hm.
285
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,278
He's got your eyes.
286
00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:21,279
A beautiful chestnut brown.
287
00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:23,558
You all right, little man?
288
00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:25,919
How you diddling?
289
00:18:28,159 --> 00:18:32,158
Christ, look at his tiny
little 'ands.
290
00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:35,678
Strong enough to crush
a grown man's heart, they are.
291
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:39,679
He'd squeeze the life right
out of him.
292
00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:46,198
So, what happens now?
293
00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:50,199
I have no fucking idea
what happens now.
294
00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:11,999
Those three, they...
Mm.
295
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,718
Speak.
296
00:19:20,719 --> 00:19:23,838
Head office called.
297
00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:27,839
There's no record of them being
sentenced to community service.
298
00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:33,038
They... shouldn't be here.
299
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:37,039
Well, there's a perfectly reasonable
way to handle this.
300
00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:38,878
Which is?
301
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,678
Why are you here?
302
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,918
Why?
303
00:19:42,919 --> 00:19:44,918
Why? Why? Why?
304
00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:48,919
Why? Why? Why? Why?!
305
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:53,359
A probation worker
must learn to wear many masks.
306
00:19:56,879 --> 00:20:00,598
Best friend.
307
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:04,318
Father figure.
308
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:08,319
Tearful clown.
309
00:20:11,159 --> 00:20:12,479
What's up, dawg?
310
00:20:15,639 --> 00:20:17,158
Help me out with something.
311
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:21,159
There's no record of you ever being
sentenced to community service.
312
00:20:21,239 --> 00:20:24,598
So, I was kind of wondering,
you know, why you're here.
313
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:28,599
You know, I'm sure there's other things you
could be doing, pretty girl like yourself.
314
00:20:38,639 --> 00:20:41,158
You killed the trainee probation
worker!
315
00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:43,318
I only stunned him.
316
00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:45,718
He's on to us.
317
00:20:45,719 --> 00:20:48,838
What do we do with him? We'll have
to bury him under the flyover.
318
00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:52,839
We've buried so many people. There's no
room left under the flyover. What's that?
319
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:55,758
There's no room.
320
00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:57,720
We'll have to start
double-banking 'em.
321
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:06,719
Oh, shit. Shovels.
322
00:21:51,253 --> 00:21:55,253
I know what you've been doing.
323
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,452
You've been killing people.
324
00:21:57,453 --> 00:21:59,612
Kind of.
325
00:21:59,613 --> 00:22:00,892
Only people that deserve it.
326
00:22:00,893 --> 00:22:04,572
Only wankers!
You don't get to decide, Sam.
327
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,172
This is not how it's supposed to be.
328
00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:08,932
You're meant to be superheroes.
You're telling me
329
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:11,852
the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
never killed some ignorant fucker
330
00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:15,532
for dropping litter or shitting in
the street? No, they didn't.
331
00:22:15,533 --> 00:22:19,292
Leonardo, Michelangelo,
Donatello and Raphael
332
00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:21,252
would never have done
any of them things.
333
00:22:21,253 --> 00:22:23,412
They lived by a code! OK.
334
00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:24,772
Bad example.
335
00:22:24,773 --> 00:22:28,212
But, look, you just get so sick
of dealing with the same scumbags.
336
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,412
The courts don't do anything.
337
00:22:30,413 --> 00:22:34,052
A fine? Community service?
It's a joke.
338
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,852
We came up with
a more permanent solution.
339
00:22:36,853 --> 00:22:38,012
Murdering 'em?
340
00:22:38,013 --> 00:22:41,532
If you say it like that,
it sounds bad.
341
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:44,412
We'd really like you to be OK
with this.
342
00:22:44,413 --> 00:22:47,012
I'm not OK with it!
343
00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:48,492
I'm not OK!
344
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,412
I'm very far from being OK!
345
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:55,413
I'm actually very bloody angry!
346
00:23:01,853 --> 00:23:05,853
D'you know what?
347
00:23:06,933 --> 00:23:08,572
What are you doing?
348
00:23:08,573 --> 00:23:11,612
Well, he wanted to suckle on
something and you weren't 'ere.
349
00:23:11,613 --> 00:23:15,613
I know they're not as beautiful as yours,
like, but any nipple in a storm. Eh, mate?
350
00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:20,692
Do you want him? It's not sucking
on my tit. Put it in the pram.
351
00:23:20,693 --> 00:23:22,372
All right.
352
00:23:22,373 --> 00:23:26,373
Come on. One sec. Here we go,
here we go, here we go, here we go.
353
00:23:28,413 --> 00:23:32,413
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
woof, woof, woof, woof!
354
00:23:32,853 --> 00:23:35,612
Is that milk?
355
00:23:35,613 --> 00:23:39,613
Oh, my God!
356
00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:43,773
I'm lactating.
357
00:23:45,013 --> 00:23:46,853
Love's stronger than biology, guys.
358
00:23:51,493 --> 00:23:53,372
Hi, it's... it's me.
359
00:23:53,373 --> 00:23:55,812
Listen, I... I've made
a terrible error of judgment.
360
00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:57,532
'You were right about Helen.'
361
00:23:57,533 --> 00:23:59,772
What? She's not an electrician,
is she?
362
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:03,052
She don't know her... I knew it.
It's just one big lie.
363
00:24:03,053 --> 00:24:04,812
'No. I've... I've started something.
364
00:24:04,813 --> 00:24:06,652
'I... I thought I was
doing something good'
365
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,172
but Helen and the others,
they're killing people.
366
00:24:09,173 --> 00:24:11,732
'They almost got Finn.
I've got to stop 'em.'
367
00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:13,132
No, no, no, no.
368
00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:15,612
What are you...? Where...
Where are you now?
369
00:24:15,613 --> 00:24:19,012
Listen, I just...
I want you to know...
370
00:24:19,013 --> 00:24:22,452
I'm sorry, and I should...
I should never have left you.
371
00:24:22,453 --> 00:24:24,172
We belong together. I'm...
372
00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:26,652
Where are you?
Tell me where you are.
373
00:24:26,653 --> 00:24:28,812
'I can come and get you then,
can't I? Where are you?'
374
00:24:28,813 --> 00:24:31,772
I love you, man.
375
00:24:31,773 --> 00:24:33,372
Oh, for fuck's sake!
376
00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:34,652
What's going on, Rudy?
377
00:24:34,653 --> 00:24:37,892
It's Rudy 2. He says his electrician
girlfriend's frigging killing people,
378
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,372
for Christ's sake!
379
00:24:40,373 --> 00:24:41,812
You're not going to believe this.
380
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:45,813
Those community service pricks,
fucking little fuckers.
381
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:48,892
They tried to kill me!
382
00:24:48,893 --> 00:24:52,732
Well, they chose
the wrong day to do that, Finlay...
383
00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:56,733
cos I'm feeling very hormonal.
384
00:25:16,613 --> 00:25:18,132
They're coming.
385
00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:20,493
I suppose you'd better kill 'em.
386
00:25:24,413 --> 00:25:26,172
OK, as I see it,
387
00:25:26,173 --> 00:25:29,412
we're getting into a fight with people
with much better superpowers than us.
388
00:25:29,413 --> 00:25:31,652
Define better. Flying.
389
00:25:31,653 --> 00:25:34,732
He's got a point.
390
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:37,172
That is actually very impressive.
391
00:25:37,173 --> 00:25:40,492
Oh, my God! That is...
That's a man flying.
392
00:25:40,493 --> 00:25:44,493
That's like roller-skating cats. I never
thought I'd see that, not in my lifetime.
393
00:25:44,973 --> 00:25:48,973
What's the plan?
Do we... Do we have a plan?
394
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:53,133
Running's a plan!
There's no shame in running!
395
00:25:57,893 --> 00:25:58,972
You prick!
396
00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:01,972
So what I'm thinking you need to do,
you need to mount him in mid-flight,
397
00:26:01,973 --> 00:26:05,292
you need to rip his jumpsuit off,
and just fuck his power out of him.
398
00:26:05,293 --> 00:26:09,293
Oh, is... is that it? I don't need to cook
him dinner first or anything like that?
399
00:26:09,373 --> 00:26:13,373
Bloody hell! If you think you can't do it...
Erm... I didn't say that. I could do it.
400
00:26:13,533 --> 00:26:16,092
Erm... I don't think you could.
401
00:26:16,093 --> 00:26:18,853
Seriously, what a shit idea!
402
00:26:22,053 --> 00:26:24,772
It's amazing
what you can goad people into.
403
00:26:24,773 --> 00:26:27,532
Vanity and pride have been the
undoing of many a great man, Finlay.
404
00:26:27,533 --> 00:26:30,772
Roy Castle, God rest his soul.
He died of cancer, Rudy.
405
00:26:30,773 --> 00:26:34,773
I thought he tap-danced himself
to death.
406
00:26:42,773 --> 00:26:46,773
Get off me. Get off!
407
00:26:51,613 --> 00:26:54,892
Oh, my God. He's actually doing it.
Go on! You can do it!
408
00:26:54,893 --> 00:26:57,572
I never doubted you, man!
Go on, you handsome barman!
409
00:26:57,573 --> 00:26:59,212
Shall I? No!
410
00:26:59,213 --> 00:27:03,213
I'm the fucking superhero!
411
00:27:04,173 --> 00:27:06,972
Oh-oh-oh...
412
00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:09,532
Shit!
He didn't think this through.
413
00:27:09,533 --> 00:27:13,533
Flap your arms! Flap!
414
00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:28,893
Handsome barman?
415
00:27:33,493 --> 00:27:37,493
Oh, dude! Told you I could do it.
416
00:27:48,933 --> 00:27:50,972
You betrayed me.
417
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,132
I never meant you to find out.
418
00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:54,372
Look, I can explain.
419
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,532
I loved you.
420
00:27:56,533 --> 00:28:00,533
With all me heart.
421
00:28:03,613 --> 00:28:07,613
I'm sorry.
422
00:28:11,173 --> 00:28:12,812
Will you wait here?
423
00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:14,452
I want to help.
424
00:28:14,453 --> 00:28:18,453
I know you want to help,
but you've got to look after him.
425
00:28:18,693 --> 00:28:22,693
Listen, I know he's not mine.
426
00:28:23,213 --> 00:28:27,172
But I will love him like he was
my own if that's what you want.
427
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:31,173
D-Don't... Don't answer it now.
Just...
428
00:28:31,493 --> 00:28:35,493
think about it, yeah?
429
00:28:37,573 --> 00:28:41,573
Rudy.
430
00:28:42,213 --> 00:28:43,972
Be careful.
431
00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:47,452
Of course I'll be careful.
432
00:28:47,453 --> 00:28:51,453
Careful's my middle name.
Rudy Careful Geoffrey Wade.
433
00:29:15,613 --> 00:29:17,372
Oh, come on.
434
00:29:17,373 --> 00:29:19,212
It's all right.
435
00:29:19,213 --> 00:29:23,173
All right. Come on. Oh.
436
00:29:25,293 --> 00:29:28,852
You worried about Rudy? Hm?
437
00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:32,612
Me too.
438
00:29:32,613 --> 00:29:33,812
It's OK.
439
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:37,813
He'll be all right.
440
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:44,213
Don't do that to me.
441
00:29:46,613 --> 00:29:50,613
What are you doing to me?
442
00:30:01,573 --> 00:30:04,652
Sh, sh.
443
00:30:04,653 --> 00:30:06,532
I heard something.
What?
444
00:30:06,533 --> 00:30:08,253
Sh!
445
00:30:13,173 --> 00:30:17,173
Follow me.
446
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:31,493
Oh...
447
00:30:31,613 --> 00:30:35,613
You won't have realised this
about me...
448
00:30:35,853 --> 00:30:38,892
but I'm gay.
449
00:30:38,893 --> 00:30:41,292
I am...
450
00:30:41,293 --> 00:30:42,772
a beautiful
451
00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:44,652
and proud...
452
00:30:44,653 --> 00:30:48,653
gay probation worker.
453
00:30:51,213 --> 00:30:54,733
So am I.
454
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:37,413
Yeah, but what if she's camouflaged
herself as a pigeon?
455
00:31:38,893 --> 00:31:41,932
You can't camouflage yourself
as a pigeon.
456
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:44,532
Dimensions are all wrong.
457
00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:46,812
A horse. A donkey.
458
00:31:46,813 --> 00:31:49,492
An alpaca, maybe.
459
00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:53,493
A pigeon... no.
460
00:31:56,933 --> 00:31:59,652
Ow! She stabbed me!
461
00:31:59,653 --> 00:32:02,452
She's fucking stabbed me!
462
00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:05,212
You bitch!
463
00:32:05,213 --> 00:32:08,252
Killer! Bitch! You're swinging.
464
00:32:08,253 --> 00:32:09,492
Fuck!
465
00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:10,812
Fuck! Stop!
466
00:32:10,813 --> 00:32:14,813
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fucking slag!
467
00:32:14,973 --> 00:32:18,973
Oh, God. Oh...
468
00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:22,452
Wasn't her.
469
00:32:22,453 --> 00:32:26,453
Aah!
470
00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:30,812
That's not good. What...?
471
00:32:30,813 --> 00:32:34,813
That's not good.
472
00:32:36,653 --> 00:32:40,653
We're going to find you
and we're going to fucking kill you!
473
00:32:42,173 --> 00:32:44,132
Gargh! No!
474
00:32:44,133 --> 00:32:46,452
You killed Sam. What's that?
475
00:32:46,453 --> 00:32:50,453
You killed Sam!
476
00:32:53,093 --> 00:32:55,812
Whoa, ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoa, dude!
477
00:32:55,813 --> 00:32:57,692
Oh, did you see that?
478
00:32:57,693 --> 00:33:01,172
That's a G-flat, because she's flat
and her fucking name begins with G.
479
00:33:01,173 --> 00:33:05,173
Her name's Karen. Is it?
480
00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:09,653
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, look, don't, please?
481
00:33:09,733 --> 00:33:11,372
You don't have to be a part of this.
482
00:33:11,373 --> 00:33:13,812
But I am a part of this.
I'm a part of him.
483
00:33:13,813 --> 00:33:15,212
Oh, mate.
484
00:33:15,213 --> 00:33:17,172
But you... Please, just walk away.
485
00:33:17,173 --> 00:33:20,172
Fuck these losers.
They've got it coming.
486
00:33:20,173 --> 00:33:24,173
I'm sorry, but if you're going to kill him,
you're going to have to kill me as well.
487
00:33:24,613 --> 00:33:27,612
You're choosing him over me?
488
00:33:27,613 --> 00:33:29,092
Yeah, I am.
489
00:33:29,093 --> 00:33:32,932
He treated you like shit.
490
00:33:32,933 --> 00:33:34,812
Don't I mean anything to you?
491
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,612
You mean the world to me.
492
00:33:37,613 --> 00:33:40,452
You know you do!
You... You... You betrayed me.
493
00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:44,453
I did not betray you.
494
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:52,172
I-I know
I haven't always appreciated you.
495
00:33:52,173 --> 00:33:55,652
But the truth is, I feel...
496
00:33:55,653 --> 00:33:57,212
I feel hollow,
497
00:33:57,213 --> 00:34:00,092
like an empty can of Tizer.
498
00:34:00,093 --> 00:34:02,333
You complete me. Huh.
499
00:34:05,413 --> 00:34:06,732
That's Jerry Maguire.
500
00:34:06,733 --> 00:34:09,332
Yeah.
501
00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:12,652
I miss you, dude.
502
00:34:12,653 --> 00:34:16,653
Come 'ere.
503
00:34:27,973 --> 00:34:31,732
Together, we are twice as strong,
504
00:34:31,733 --> 00:34:35,132
we're twice as intelligent and
we're twice as frigging handsome,
505
00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:38,412
and there is fucking nothing
you can do to us.
506
00:34:38,413 --> 00:34:41,892
I can kill you.
507
00:34:41,893 --> 00:34:44,772
Well...
508
00:34:44,773 --> 00:34:48,052
that's just the problem, though,
isn't it, with you electricians?
509
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:50,132
You just think you can play God,
don't you?
510
00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:54,132
Well, no, sir.
511
00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:56,012
I've got news for you, pal.
512
00:34:56,013 --> 00:35:00,013
People are more complicated
than plugs!
513
00:35:00,213 --> 00:35:03,092
Look at yourself. You just think
everyone's a toaster, don't you?
514
00:35:03,093 --> 00:35:06,212
You're a fucking idiot.
515
00:35:06,213 --> 00:35:10,213
Well, just give it your fucking best
shot, cos I've got rubber soles!
516
00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:20,612
Rudy?
517
00:35:20,613 --> 00:35:22,052
Oh! Come on.
518
00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:23,572
I deliberately pissed myself.
519
00:35:23,573 --> 00:35:27,572
You've just been killed by my weak,
infantile bladder. Ha-ha-ha!
520
00:35:27,573 --> 00:35:31,492
Hah!
521
00:35:31,493 --> 00:35:32,852
Hold in there. We can fix this.
522
00:35:32,853 --> 00:35:34,772
How do we fix it?
523
00:35:34,773 --> 00:35:36,612
Rudy?
524
00:35:36,613 --> 00:35:38,652
Rudy! Oh...
525
00:35:38,653 --> 00:35:41,492
Oh, look at you.
526
00:35:41,493 --> 00:35:43,692
You're so beautiful.
527
00:35:43,693 --> 00:35:45,852
No, no, you...
528
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:47,932
you can't do this. I need you!
529
00:35:47,933 --> 00:35:50,572
I've got something for you.
530
00:35:50,573 --> 00:35:54,573
I'll just get...
531
00:35:55,773 --> 00:35:57,732
I didn't quite get...
532
00:35:57,733 --> 00:36:00,172
Yeah.
533
00:36:00,173 --> 00:36:01,212
Here, mate.
534
00:36:01,213 --> 00:36:05,213
Nice one.
535
00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,252
Three melons!
536
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:09,932
Oh, God, I've done it.
537
00:36:09,933 --> 00:36:11,172
You've done it.
538
00:36:11,173 --> 00:36:12,972
I've beaten the odds.
539
00:36:12,973 --> 00:36:14,692
Here, give me your hand.
540
00:36:14,693 --> 00:36:18,693
There is a quid on there.
541
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:23,133
Make sure you look after that baby.
542
00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,732
Rudy?
543
00:36:27,733 --> 00:36:31,733
No, no. No, no, no, no.
544
00:36:36,773 --> 00:36:40,773
I think I'm going to be all right.
545
00:36:43,973 --> 00:36:47,973
Rudy?
546
00:36:50,053 --> 00:36:52,016
Rudy?
547
00:36:57,722 --> 00:37:01,722
I should have told him.
548
00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:05,780
I should have told him that I loved
him. Why didn't I tell him?
549
00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:09,139
He knew.
550
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:11,859
He knew.
551
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,339
Oh, come on.
552
00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:16,219
Sh, sh, sh.
553
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:19,739
What are you going to do?
554
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:23,740
I'm going home.
555
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:29,900
Come on.
556
00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:56,260
There you go.
557
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:05,860
I'm doing this for you.
558
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:15,499
Hi.
559
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,420
It's me.
560
00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:26,140
Jess?
561
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:38,340
Jess?
562
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:48,099
Jess?
563
00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:49,219
Jess!
564
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:50,379
No!
565
00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:52,459
No, no. No, no, no. Jess?
566
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:55,059
No, no. You can't do this.
567
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:56,779
I won't let you.
568
00:38:56,780 --> 00:39:00,780
You're mine.
569
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,979
Scratchcard.
570
00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:06,979
That's genius.
Why didn't I think of that?
571
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:10,860
Well, not everyone's as blessed in the brains
and trouser department as I am, are they?
572
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:19,739
'Hi, it's me.
573
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:23,259
'Listen carefully, because there's
some things that you need to know.
574
00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:26,139
'I know this sounds weird, but...
575
00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:27,899
'..you're gonna have a baby.
576
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:31,459
'Oh, he's beautiful.
577
00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:35,460
'Listen. You're gonna meet this guy.
His name's Luke.'
578
00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:40,860
Can I buy you a drink?
579
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:48,819
'You have to have sex with him,
580
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:52,820
'or the baby will never exist.'
581
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,579
We'll always be together.
582
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:59,580
'But Luke is a psycho.'
583
00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:07,859
'After you have sex with him,
584
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:09,699
'you have to kill him,
585
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:13,700
'or he will never let you go.'
586
00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:30,899
'Rudy loves you and your baby.
587
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:34,900
'So stop being such a stubborn bitch
and forgive him.'
588
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,860
'Don't fuck it up.'
589
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:54,940
What's going on?
590
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,579
Do you know, I honestly thought...
591
00:40:58,580 --> 00:41:01,779
I thought I could do something...
592
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:04,899
achieve something on me own.
593
00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,979
Honestly, what an idiot.
594
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:10,980
Hey, what... what
are you talking about?
595
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,020
Jess has just come back from the
future.
596
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:18,699
And she said this whole superhero
thing, it just...
597
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,379
it gets completely out of control.
598
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:24,380
I mean, you... you end up
killing people, lots of 'em.
599
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:28,940
And then we all die...
600
00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,459
horribly.
601
00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:35,460
This is what happens when you base your
future around a jumper, for God's sake!
602
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:40,099
Frigging knitwear!
603
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:44,100
Hey.
604
00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:48,339
Maybe...
605
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:52,340
we should go travelling
together instead.
606
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:55,099
Me and you.
607
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,379
Really?
608
00:41:57,380 --> 00:42:01,380
I'd like that.
609
00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:20,419
Here's to the future.
610
00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:24,099
Oh, about the future. I've just been.
611
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,859
Am I a shepherd?
612
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:29,179
Erm... you are...
613
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,579
holding a golf sale sign
614
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:34,499
for a golf sale that doesn't exist.
615
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:37,979
You're still working behind the bar.
616
00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:40,379
And you...
617
00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:41,979
are a trainee probation worker.
618
00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:43,459
Fuck off.
619
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:47,460
Jess, honest? Shame on you, Finlay!
Deep humiliating shame.
620
00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:49,459
I'm a multimillionaire, aren't I?
621
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:50,659
You... No, no, no.
622
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:53,419
Don't tell me, don't tell me.
I want it to be a surprise.
623
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:55,299
Wink twice for yes.
624
00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:59,300
You win a quid, piss yourself
and then you get electrocuted.
625
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:03,219
Colour me disappointed.
626
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:05,099
I'm just saying, unless we want
to spend
627
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:07,779
the rest of our lives
as these underachieving fuck-ups,
628
00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:10,179
then maybe we should think about
doing something with our powers.
629
00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:13,139
What, you mean like open up
a fast-food restaurant?
630
00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:16,619
No. I mean like becoming proper
superheroes,
631
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:18,819
good ones, that do good shit.
632
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:21,259
Superheroes.
633
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,099
I'm up for that.
I might have to make
634
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,379
a few modifications,
just on me costume.
635
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:28,899
It's just on account of me...
I've got irritable bowel syndrome.
636
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:31,979
And shitting in Lycra
is how I got banned from the gym.
637
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:34,899
No offence, but you lot...
638
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:37,739
superheroes?!
639
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,459
Fuck it.
640
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,019
All right, yeah, let's do it.
641
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:47,020
This could be the start
of something huge.
642
00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:50,314
I feel it in me nutsack.
643
00:44:20,014 --> 00:45:00,600
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