1 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,734 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:07,817 --> 00:00:09,235 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:56,201 --> 00:00:58,036 [cell door slams] 4 00:01:13,803 --> 00:01:15,262 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:18,307 --> 00:01:20,309 [inmates cheering] 6 00:01:26,148 --> 00:01:28,276 [indistinct yelling] 7 00:01:37,077 --> 00:01:39,037 [man and woman grunting] 8 00:01:40,163 --> 00:01:42,040 [Alex choking] 9 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:48,964 -[Lolly yelling] -[Aydin grunts] What the-- 10 00:01:53,636 --> 00:01:55,805 -[Lolly grunting] -[groaning] 11 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:07,275 [Alex panting] 12 00:02:09,819 --> 00:02:14,198 [panting] Everybody's going to the lake, 'cause there's this big hole in the fence. 13 00:02:14,282 --> 00:02:16,785 I was just thinking, you know, maybe you wanna come? 14 00:02:16,868 --> 00:02:18,203 [gasping] 15 00:02:19,872 --> 00:02:22,291 Please! Please, Manfredo. 16 00:02:22,374 --> 00:02:27,212 I need bodies. I got 100 new inmates. [stuttering] I'm dying here. 17 00:02:27,296 --> 00:02:30,632 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! They're all going, sir! Sir! 18 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,384 Come on! For you, it's another day in Max. 19 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:34,428 -Sir! -You know how to handle your shit 20 00:02:34,511 --> 00:02:36,055 with a few less COs. 21 00:02:36,138 --> 00:02:39,224 I got inmate-palooza here. I am drowning in a sea of orange. 22 00:02:39,308 --> 00:02:41,686 Sir! They are all out! 23 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:44,815 What the fuck do you think I'm on the phone for, Bayley? 24 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,275 I know they walked out. I am handling it. 25 00:02:47,358 --> 00:02:48,401 -Walk out? -[Caputo] Call who? 26 00:02:48,484 --> 00:02:51,071 It's not a walk out, sir. They are-- They are running at full speed! 27 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:52,405 [mouths] 28 00:02:55,366 --> 00:02:58,036 I'm the Director of Human Activity! 29 00:02:58,119 --> 00:03:00,788 Uh-huh, that's right. 30 00:03:00,872 --> 00:03:03,458 Well, why the hell not me? 31 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:07,796 As of a few hours ago, asshole. Why the hell am I even askin'? 32 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:11,926 Send me some goddamn COs now! That's an order. 33 00:03:12,009 --> 00:03:14,636 -[breathing heavily] -That's right. I want six guys. 34 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,805 And I want real guys. 35 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,141 Thank you, Manfredo. 36 00:03:20,184 --> 00:03:22,854 I'll be expecting them within the hour. 37 00:03:25,731 --> 00:03:27,984 'Cause I'm the fucking warden. 38 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:32,530 Sir? The majority of our inmate population 39 00:03:32,614 --> 00:03:35,408 has run out of the prison 40 00:03:35,492 --> 00:03:37,995 through a breach in the fence on the south side of the field 41 00:03:38,078 --> 00:03:44,167 and is now swimming in the lake adjacent to campus, sir... Warden. 42 00:03:44,918 --> 00:03:47,963 That's cool to say. Uh, congrats on that, by the way. 43 00:03:56,472 --> 00:03:57,765 Hey! 44 00:03:58,892 --> 00:04:01,394 -[inmate whispering indistinctly] -Hey! 45 00:04:01,477 --> 00:04:02,603 Hey! 46 00:04:02,686 --> 00:04:04,605 [inmate] Come on, come on, come on. 47 00:04:07,483 --> 00:04:09,110 Look at them run. 48 00:04:10,819 --> 00:04:14,323 You see that? Man, word travels fast. 49 00:04:14,407 --> 00:04:16,617 Yeah. Um, hey, can I get through, please? 50 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,119 I can't believe this is happening. 51 00:04:18,202 --> 00:04:19,662 Sometimes you got to do what you got to do. 52 00:04:19,745 --> 00:04:20,915 Will you get the fuck out of my way? 53 00:04:22,332 --> 00:04:24,919 Do you really think it's wise to be speaking to me in that manner? 54 00:04:25,002 --> 00:04:27,587 Jesus, Chapman. [scoffing] A little magic happens around here 55 00:04:27,671 --> 00:04:30,674 and you make it all about you, like you made it happen. [stutters] 56 00:04:30,757 --> 00:04:32,426 [Piper] But I did, that's my point. 57 00:04:32,509 --> 00:04:35,679 I'm gangsta. Like with an "A" at the end. 58 00:04:35,762 --> 00:04:36,972 Excuse me. 59 00:04:38,848 --> 00:04:40,267 I sent that bitch to Max. 60 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:44,313 There's a hole in the fence. Everybody running to the lake. 61 00:04:44,396 --> 00:04:47,067 Nobody knows you, gangsta with an "A". 62 00:04:48,818 --> 00:04:51,779 Oh... Then why aren't you going? 63 00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:55,116 They don't let nice things next to prisons. 64 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,036 That lake probably another Crestwood project. 65 00:04:58,119 --> 00:05:03,959 Storage for fracked gas or crude oil, full of salt brine run-off. 66 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,751 Who's going to complain? 67 00:05:05,835 --> 00:05:08,129 I think Miss Rosa get cancer from that lake. 68 00:05:08,213 --> 00:05:11,592 That's horrible! And they're swimming in that? You should tell people. 69 00:05:11,675 --> 00:05:14,095 No, no, no. I'm going in. 70 00:05:14,178 --> 00:05:17,806 Take a long, hot shower in the good shower. 71 00:05:17,889 --> 00:05:20,184 No lines. No one to bother. 72 00:05:20,267 --> 00:05:24,396 Deep conditioner pack. Replenish luster and shine. 73 00:05:25,314 --> 00:05:27,441 See you later, Thug Life. 74 00:05:30,444 --> 00:05:31,653 Wanna go to the movies or something? 75 00:05:31,737 --> 00:05:32,989 -No, I'm too riled up. -[alarm blaring] 76 00:05:33,072 --> 00:05:34,324 -Skee ball? -Yes. 77 00:05:34,407 --> 00:05:36,659 [inmates yelling indistinctly] 78 00:05:38,161 --> 00:05:39,871 [Bell] Look at that. 79 00:05:39,954 --> 00:05:42,707 -They're not stoppin' and droppin'. -No, they are not. 80 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:47,087 Something's going on. Maybe this is it. Maybe they've finally decided to riot. 81 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:50,257 -You know women don't riot. -Oh, really? Do I know that? 82 00:05:52,175 --> 00:05:55,887 Maybe this tipped them over, and you know what that would mean. 83 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:58,807 We get to wear the riot gear. Oh, my God. 84 00:05:58,891 --> 00:05:59,975 I love the riot gear. 85 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,686 I know you do, panda. I know you do. 86 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:04,522 They're way understaffed. It could get bad in there. 87 00:06:04,605 --> 00:06:08,109 It would serve them right. Come on. We're done here. 88 00:06:08,984 --> 00:06:10,028 Fuck 'em. 89 00:06:17,451 --> 00:06:19,162 [grunting] 90 00:06:26,961 --> 00:06:29,548 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 91 00:06:29,631 --> 00:06:32,092 What the fuck is taking you people so long? 92 00:06:32,176 --> 00:06:34,136 Just a lot of stuff to put on, sir. 93 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,721 Hey, can someone tighten my straps, please? 94 00:06:36,805 --> 00:06:37,806 Oh! 95 00:06:39,558 --> 00:06:41,851 We had no choice. 96 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:45,105 I mean, you... you had no choice. 97 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:49,026 One hundred twelve acres, just for parking. 98 00:06:49,985 --> 00:06:51,112 What? 99 00:06:51,196 --> 00:06:56,742 The NSA headquarters has 112 acres around the building, just for parking. 100 00:06:56,826 --> 00:07:00,746 That's like 85 football fields full of NSA employees' cars. 101 00:07:01,539 --> 00:07:04,292 The No Such Agency. Shit. 102 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:05,460 Secret. 103 00:07:06,086 --> 00:07:08,463 You know, we don't even know what their budget is. 104 00:07:08,546 --> 00:07:11,049 But they get to know who we're having phone sex with, 105 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:12,258 how we pickin' our nose on the webcam-- 106 00:07:12,342 --> 00:07:13,552 -Listen to me, listen to me. -What? 107 00:07:13,635 --> 00:07:16,305 I can't-- I cannot go through this again. 108 00:07:16,388 --> 00:07:22,061 Lolly, I swear to you, Aydin was not NSA. He was not NCS. 109 00:07:22,144 --> 00:07:25,897 Oh, no. CIA, DIA, NSB, INB-- 110 00:07:25,981 --> 00:07:28,484 He was my old boss' hit man. 111 00:07:29,025 --> 00:07:31,695 What? Not a very good one, obviously. 112 00:07:32,779 --> 00:07:34,656 He had his moments. 113 00:07:35,616 --> 00:07:38,536 [alarm blares and stops] 114 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,372 -Did you hear that? -[sighs] 115 00:07:40,455 --> 00:07:42,249 Or did you hear not that? 116 00:07:42,332 --> 00:07:44,417 Okay. [sighs] 117 00:07:44,501 --> 00:07:47,129 Okay, let's get the fuck out of here! 118 00:07:47,212 --> 00:07:49,256 I'm serious. It's crazy town out there. 119 00:07:49,339 --> 00:07:52,425 I'm trying to tell you, let's just blow this taco stand. 120 00:07:52,509 --> 00:07:54,719 Look, let's just let somebody else find this motherfucker. 121 00:07:54,802 --> 00:07:56,012 They ain't gonna know it was us. 122 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:59,849 I was the last one seen in here. They could trace this guy to me. 123 00:08:00,892 --> 00:08:03,354 Okay, then I will bounce. 124 00:08:03,437 --> 00:08:05,731 You were the one that killed him! 125 00:08:05,814 --> 00:08:09,443 Oh! I was just supposed to let him strangle you to death? 126 00:08:09,527 --> 00:08:11,404 Did I need to say "to death"? 127 00:08:11,487 --> 00:08:16,033 [exhales heavily] Was I just supposed to let him strangle you? To death? Hmm. 128 00:08:16,117 --> 00:08:19,287 -Either way... um, you are welcome. -Okay. 129 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,663 And I'm gonna go. 130 00:08:20,746 --> 00:08:23,582 -Wait! -["Bad Day" playing on phone] 131 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:25,251 Shit! [gasping] 132 00:08:26,586 --> 00:08:29,298 [Alex] It's got to be a phone. 133 00:08:29,381 --> 00:08:30,632 Vause, I got three letters for you. 134 00:08:30,715 --> 00:08:34,386 You mention the fucking NSA and I swear to Christ... Ugh! 135 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:37,472 Check his boot. They don't let guards have phones. 136 00:08:38,598 --> 00:08:40,725 -[cell phone chimes] -[Alex] Now he's texting. 137 00:08:43,061 --> 00:08:45,522 Cover that. Cover that, cover that. "Kubra." 138 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,482 [Alex sighs] Fuck! 139 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,487 [Lolly] Ooh, what's that? 140 00:08:51,571 --> 00:08:52,822 [Alex] Emoji. 141 00:08:52,905 --> 00:08:54,490 They got more of those? 142 00:08:54,574 --> 00:08:56,784 Hmm, yeah. I mean, there's all kinds. 143 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:58,994 Oh, I like the kitty with the heart eyes. 144 00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:02,248 [gasps] And the alien. 145 00:09:02,332 --> 00:09:04,041 But that's not how aliens really look. 146 00:09:04,124 --> 00:09:05,626 [cell phone chimes] 147 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:10,256 [gasping] 148 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,383 Okay, well, I can stay for a while. 149 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:13,634 This shit is heavy. 150 00:09:13,718 --> 00:09:16,222 Is anyone else's helmet fogging up when he breathes? 151 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,806 How do you not make it fog up? 152 00:09:17,889 --> 00:09:21,643 I'm breathing out of my mouth in, like, a downward direction, blowing down. 153 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,437 In through my nose and out through my mouth. 154 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,481 Oh, shit, every time I talk it fogs up! 155 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:28,108 I'm taking this damn thing off. 156 00:09:30,277 --> 00:09:31,570 [brakes squeal] 157 00:09:31,653 --> 00:09:34,155 [dramatic music playing] 158 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,616 [male officer 1] Let's move! 159 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,390 [inaudible] 160 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,810 [Maureen chuckles] 161 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,437 [inmates yelling indistinctly] 162 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,232 -Feel that? -Uh-huh. 163 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,568 Now, that's definitely my softest part. 164 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:13,364 That is really soft. 165 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,825 -It's like cocoa butter there. -[both chuckling] 166 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,994 Oh, um, feel my earlobe. 167 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:25,042 -It's lumpy in the middle. -I... I had my ears pierced. 168 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,337 But the skin is still really soft on top and around the edge. 169 00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:31,508 Like, super-soft. 170 00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:36,680 Mmm. 171 00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:38,181 [chuckles] 172 00:10:38,265 --> 00:10:40,058 [male officer 2] Back, back, back, back, back. Now, let's go. 173 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,644 Move 'em up, move 'em up, move 'em up. Let's go! 174 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,522 -[air horn blaring] -[male officer 3] Let's go back. 175 00:10:45,605 --> 00:10:48,275 -Where are you going? -Um... 176 00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:50,902 Back to camp. We have to go. They said. 177 00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:52,862 Wait. Why? 178 00:10:52,946 --> 00:10:54,782 -Because we're prisoners? -[male officer 4] Damn it. Hey! 179 00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:56,492 [Maureen] But why? 180 00:10:56,576 --> 00:10:58,369 Because someone said so? 181 00:10:59,203 --> 00:11:02,164 -I took a plea deal. -Everybody makes mistakes. I-- 182 00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:06,001 Why do we have to sit in a box to pay for it? 183 00:11:07,878 --> 00:11:09,630 I didn't hurt anyone. 184 00:11:09,714 --> 00:11:12,383 Yeah, but dinner is at 4:45. 185 00:11:14,427 --> 00:11:16,095 And I did hurt someone. 186 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:20,601 You wrote Time Hump. We can make our own reality. 187 00:11:22,519 --> 00:11:24,104 [air horn blares] 188 00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:27,107 I don't understand what you're saying. 189 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,485 I'm saying... [chuckles softly] 190 00:11:36,157 --> 00:11:38,118 we don't go back. 191 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,417 Are you taking it from below? 192 00:11:44,501 --> 00:11:47,003 Yeah. It's gonna look great. You look totally bloated. 193 00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:48,921 [sighs] He wouldn't take it from below. 194 00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:52,258 Would you stop moving your lips and let me do my job? 195 00:11:52,341 --> 00:11:54,051 You just got to lie there and play dead. 196 00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:56,095 Act like you're having sex with a ugly dude. 197 00:11:56,178 --> 00:11:57,680 -[sighs] -Have you ever had sex with a dude? 198 00:11:57,764 --> 00:11:59,265 Just take the fucking shot! 199 00:11:59,348 --> 00:12:01,976 [man on PA] All inmates are to report to the cafeteria. 200 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:03,811 No one is to return to the dorms. 201 00:12:05,688 --> 00:12:07,774 It doesn't matter whether you are wet or dry. 202 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,943 -[both gasp] -No one is to return to the dorms. 203 00:12:10,027 --> 00:12:11,654 -Everyone is to report to the cafeteria... -Shit. Hurry. 204 00:12:11,737 --> 00:12:13,030 -All right, all right, all right. -...immediately. 205 00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:14,490 -There. -Yeah? 206 00:12:15,616 --> 00:12:16,659 -It's good. -[clicks tongue] 207 00:12:16,742 --> 00:12:18,869 -All right, I'm sending it. -[grunting] We better show up. 208 00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:20,245 [Alex] Okay. 209 00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:22,790 Um, all right. 210 00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:24,207 Oh, fuck. 211 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,710 Uh, maybe if we, uh, roll him into the corner for now, 212 00:12:26,794 --> 00:12:30,338 and cover him with a tarp or something, we could come back later and bury him. 213 00:12:31,048 --> 00:12:32,257 Oh, where the fuck we gonna do that? 214 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:34,135 We figure it out! Work with me! 215 00:12:34,218 --> 00:12:36,805 We need to get out of here and get punished for swimming in a lake 216 00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:39,390 before we get caught and punished for killing a fucking guard. 217 00:12:39,474 --> 00:12:42,268 Okay! Yes, yes. Okay, let's do it. 218 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:45,980 One, two... 219 00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,399 -[both grunting] -[Alex] Oh, God! 220 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,529 Okay, hold on. Here. 221 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:02,039 -Cover his fuckin' feet. -[cell phone chimes] 222 00:13:02,122 --> 00:13:03,708 Hey, uh, your pocket's glowing there, slick. 223 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:04,959 You might wanna put that somewhere else. 224 00:13:08,378 --> 00:13:11,799 Oh. Jesus. [scoffing] Fucking sick motherfuck. 225 00:13:11,882 --> 00:13:15,636 What? I can't believe he didn't buy that. You looked totally dead. 226 00:13:19,682 --> 00:13:22,435 -Well, guess who's back on the ground? -Uh-uh. 227 00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:26,940 Come on! [snaps fingers] Shirt up, bra down, floobies out, face slack. 228 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,860 Dead girl porn. Cosby dream shot. 229 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,488 -Do it! Let's go! -[sighs] 230 00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:34,280 [inmate 1] Girl, didn't you hear that? 231 00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:35,907 Anybody seen Crazy? 232 00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:37,951 [scoffs] Not since her and her cuckoo compadre 233 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:41,663 stepped on my sandcastle. I know they didn't mean to, but still. 234 00:13:41,747 --> 00:13:43,499 -What did you say? -[chuckling] I said, "Run, 235 00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:44,791 because if I catch you, I'll kill you." 236 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:45,959 And they ran? 237 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,920 -Bet your ass, they ran. -Shit. 238 00:13:48,004 --> 00:13:51,591 Ran? They skipped. Laughing. She didn't scare them. 239 00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:53,760 [Anita] Oh, no? [Yoga Jones] They were having fun. 240 00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:55,928 [Taystee] But it still don't answer where they gone. 241 00:13:56,012 --> 00:13:57,263 Have you two seen 'em anywhere? 242 00:13:57,346 --> 00:13:58,389 -Nope. -No. 243 00:13:58,472 --> 00:14:00,432 [clicks tongue] Man, now I'm startin' to worry. 244 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:03,060 Hey, how come you two ain't wet? 245 00:14:03,144 --> 00:14:04,228 You ain't wet. 246 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,397 -Hey, less talk, more walk, inmate. -[grunts] 247 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,440 Did you just push her? 248 00:14:08,525 --> 00:14:11,570 Officer, what's your name? I haven't seen you before. 249 00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:13,906 Inmate, I'm from Max, where there's order. 250 00:14:13,989 --> 00:14:16,366 You wanna come live in my house? Keep asking questions. 251 00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:19,202 Now, walk! Eyes forward, mouths shut. 252 00:14:20,704 --> 00:14:21,872 [all clamoring] 253 00:14:21,955 --> 00:14:23,832 Motherfucker. 254 00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:32,132 Are they, like, on a tour? 255 00:14:32,215 --> 00:14:34,384 Tourists don't have pillows and blankets. 256 00:14:35,343 --> 00:14:37,556 Overcrowding is dangerous. 257 00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:40,433 [sighs] We're already fighting over resources. 258 00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:46,314 Well... think of it as a mandala... of pussy. 259 00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:58,367 [indistinct] 260 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,797 -I got 217. -229. 261 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,716 I got 226 inmates, sir. 262 00:15:11,799 --> 00:15:16,220 -Okay, I've, uh, two, three, four, five-- -Again. 263 00:15:16,303 --> 00:15:17,512 -Hmm? -Count them again. 264 00:15:17,597 --> 00:15:21,141 And where are my printouts? With the name and ID numbers on 'em. 265 00:15:21,225 --> 00:15:25,021 Uh, the printer was out of ink, so Luschek is gonna fix it. 266 00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:31,444 [beeps] 267 00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:35,073 [printer whirring] 268 00:15:53,009 --> 00:15:54,135 -[Caputo] Luschek? -Hmm. 269 00:15:54,218 --> 00:15:57,263 How long does it take you to change the ink 270 00:15:57,346 --> 00:15:59,348 and print out some goddamn papers? 271 00:15:59,431 --> 00:16:01,142 Hello? Are you there? 272 00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:02,810 Yeah, they're printing. 273 00:16:02,894 --> 00:16:04,561 I'll be there as soon as they're done printing. 274 00:16:04,646 --> 00:16:06,313 That's about the best I can do. 275 00:16:07,481 --> 00:16:08,650 You're a moron. 276 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:11,653 Yeah, I love you, too. Kisses. [kissing loudly] 277 00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,029 [softly] Dick. 278 00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:28,045 [farting] 279 00:16:34,134 --> 00:16:36,762 And they say the art of gift-giving is dead. 280 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:46,773 Listen, huh, if we don't get in there, no one eats. 281 00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:50,234 Then no one eats. Maybe that's appropriate. 282 00:16:50,318 --> 00:16:52,611 You break the rules, you don't get your supper. 283 00:16:52,696 --> 00:16:56,115 Oh, this is ridiculous! I'm going to speak to Caputo. 284 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,241 Caputo! 285 00:16:57,325 --> 00:16:59,035 [Piscatella] Hold it. 286 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,244 What's going on? 287 00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:02,621 Nothing that you should concern yourself with, sir. 288 00:17:02,706 --> 00:17:04,875 My job is to make certain the path is clear 289 00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:08,671 so you can do your job without hindrance. We got this under control. 290 00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:10,881 -Yeah? -[Piscatella] Yes, sir. 291 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,221 -What's your name again? -Piscatella, sir. 292 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,889 -[hands clasping] -Desi Piscatella. 293 00:17:20,265 --> 00:17:21,350 All right. 294 00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:23,310 Good work. 295 00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:24,729 Thank you, sir. 296 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,897 Hey. 297 00:17:26,981 --> 00:17:29,359 You any relation to Daniella Picatelli? 298 00:17:30,318 --> 00:17:32,403 No, it's Piscatella, sir. 299 00:17:32,487 --> 00:17:34,114 -Piscatella. -With an "S". 300 00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:35,573 Ah, gotcha. 301 00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:39,160 [chuckles] 'Cause Daniella was... you know, very, very tall. 302 00:17:40,036 --> 00:17:43,373 Anyway. Okay. Uh, Piscatella with an "S", good work. 303 00:17:43,456 --> 00:17:45,291 -Caputo! -[Piscatella] Hey! 304 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,460 -All right, troops. -[sighs] 305 00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:49,880 -Let's scramble it up again. -Let's go, come on. 306 00:17:49,963 --> 00:17:51,131 I think we're good here. 307 00:17:52,423 --> 00:17:53,675 Isn't that right, inmate? 308 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:58,430 Just ducky, Officer Piscatella with an "S". 309 00:17:58,514 --> 00:17:59,807 Mmm-hmm. 310 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:05,146 Okay, so if they're not making dinner, 311 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:07,398 can we just go back to our rooms and get our candy and stuff? 312 00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:10,067 'Cause I got low blood pressure and I'm gonna pass out. 313 00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:12,486 I gotta get out of these wet clothes first. 314 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,280 Ai! I got enough yeast... 315 00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:16,073 [in Spanish] in my vagina to make a bread starter. 316 00:18:16,157 --> 00:18:17,700 [speaking English] Ew, that was very vivid. 317 00:18:17,785 --> 00:18:19,036 I'm very damp. 318 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:21,038 Yeah, well, who knows what's gonna be what 319 00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:22,705 in the dorms by the time we get back in there. 320 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,166 What are you talking about? 321 00:18:24,249 --> 00:18:26,251 It's sardine time, bitches. 322 00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:28,503 We a for-profit prison now. 323 00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:31,131 We ain't people no more. We bulk items. 324 00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:33,884 Can you check to see if I'm bleeding through my pants? 325 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:35,052 -[sighs] -Sí, puchi. 326 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,636 Guard? Guard! 327 00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:40,348 She needs to change her pad and her pants. 328 00:18:40,432 --> 00:18:43,061 She's bleedin' real bad from the baby she just had. Show him. 329 00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:46,730 Oh, God. That... that is disgusting. That is so disgusting. 330 00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:49,442 No, you know what's disgusting? What's happening here. 331 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:50,568 What you gonna do for her? 332 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,070 No one's allowed to leave the room. 333 00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:55,323 So we're gonna ask you again. What are you gonna do for her? 334 00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:58,159 Come on! Think! 335 00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:00,661 Really? 336 00:19:00,744 --> 00:19:02,413 Are we not talking English? 337 00:19:02,496 --> 00:19:04,623 So I'm a married lady. 338 00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:06,836 -[Big Boo chuckles] -And you actually did it? 339 00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:09,797 I've still got his sperms inside of me and everything. 340 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,007 Really didn't need that level of detail. 341 00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:13,758 -But you missed the lake. -[Big Boo] Mmm-hmm. 342 00:19:13,843 --> 00:19:15,177 But I got married. 343 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:16,678 Yeah, but it was fun. 344 00:19:16,761 --> 00:19:19,264 I was on Big Boo's shoulders and we were winning with chicken. 345 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:20,975 -[laughing] -[Leanne] No way! 346 00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:24,061 Uh, excuse me, I got married. I had intercourse. 347 00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:27,022 With a man who is now my husband. 348 00:19:27,106 --> 00:19:28,941 My day was better than yours. 349 00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:32,070 My day was better than everyone's. 350 00:19:32,778 --> 00:19:34,697 Today is my wedding day. 351 00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:36,282 Anita built a sand castle. 352 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:38,243 Crazy Eyes found a turtle. 353 00:19:38,326 --> 00:19:40,245 You're all a bunch of assholes. 354 00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:42,455 I feel like we all married the lake. 355 00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:44,332 -Don't you, ladies? -Absolutely. 356 00:19:44,415 --> 00:19:46,084 We're forever changed. 357 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,128 I still have lake water running down my leg. 358 00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:50,296 [laughing] 359 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,007 Fuckin' bitches is what you are. 360 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,466 -I need this. [clears throat] -Are you hearing me? 361 00:19:53,549 --> 00:19:55,635 What? What is going on? Are you seeing this? 362 00:19:55,718 --> 00:19:57,346 Hey, man, bring that back. She got married today. 363 00:19:57,429 --> 00:20:00,474 I need it. Sorry. And, uh, it's unapproved. 364 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,228 Morello, don't worry, he can't help himself. 365 00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:06,813 For your information, there's bleeding happening 366 00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:09,775 and I'm helping to absorb it. With this. So... 367 00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:12,528 There are napkin dispensers behind the food service counter. 368 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:13,863 Can she please have her veil back? 369 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,157 No, it's still an infraction. 370 00:20:22,998 --> 00:20:26,543 So it sounds like the lake was really fun, huh? 371 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:31,214 Well, actually... I'm not sure how clean that water was... 372 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,466 'cause I'm starting to get a gnarly itch on my thighs. 373 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:34,717 Me too. 374 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,345 I'll scratch yours if you scratch mine. 375 00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:39,389 [Angie] But you bite your nails. 376 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,807 I wanna hear about the fuckin'. 377 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,184 -He got a big dick? -[Big Boo chuckles] 378 00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:45,939 Well, Italian don't rhyme with stallion for nothing. [chuckles] 379 00:20:46,022 --> 00:20:48,441 Although, I have always been very tight. 380 00:20:48,524 --> 00:20:50,151 I mean, even when I was doing it 381 00:20:50,234 --> 00:20:52,820 semi-regular with a guy who used to put his shoe up there... 382 00:20:52,904 --> 00:20:54,613 Excuse me? 383 00:20:54,697 --> 00:20:56,407 Oh, it wasn't the shoe that he wore on his foot. 384 00:20:56,490 --> 00:21:00,244 It was a new shoe. We called it our "special doin' it shoe." 385 00:21:00,328 --> 00:21:04,290 [chuckles] It was a loafer. We was in Catholic school. 386 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:09,337 Anyway, even then it would just snap right back, you know. Just Kegel. 387 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:12,174 Again, heavy on the detail. Less is more. 388 00:21:12,257 --> 00:21:15,844 Oh, Boo Boo, you're such a prude today. [chuckles] 389 00:21:15,928 --> 00:21:18,597 Let me tell you about the vows. 390 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,141 Who likes the band Foreigner? 391 00:21:21,225 --> 00:21:22,309 -[indistinct] -[Taystee] Yo. 392 00:21:22,392 --> 00:21:25,854 She did not drown. She ran off with that turtle girl. 393 00:21:25,938 --> 00:21:29,441 [clicks tongue] Man, you see? Hanging around white folks is a bad idea. 394 00:21:29,524 --> 00:21:31,151 -[laughs] -I'm not white. 395 00:21:31,235 --> 00:21:32,402 Yeah, but you ain't brown. 396 00:21:32,486 --> 00:21:34,154 And you ain't shit. Racist. 397 00:21:34,238 --> 00:21:37,700 Black people can't be racist. We have no power. 398 00:21:37,783 --> 00:21:39,160 I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that. 399 00:21:39,244 --> 00:21:41,997 I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, 400 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:46,334 like, put people in a ghetto, send them to shitty school... 401 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:48,211 -kill 'em in the back of police vans. -Mmm. 402 00:21:48,294 --> 00:21:52,882 But we sure as shit can be as racist as everybody else, 'cause this is America. 403 00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:56,970 -Land of the free, home of the racist. -Right. 404 00:21:57,053 --> 00:21:59,431 [clicks tongue] Yo, is anybody worried that Suzanne is AWOL? 405 00:21:59,515 --> 00:22:03,769 Yeah, we're all worried. But we're stuck. And we're all moist and uncomfortable-- 406 00:22:03,852 --> 00:22:05,604 -And I'm mostly dry. -[snickers] 407 00:22:05,687 --> 00:22:06,813 -Damp. Is that better? -[chuckles] 408 00:22:06,897 --> 00:22:09,483 Is moist, like, some kind of trigger word for you? 409 00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:12,028 -What did you say? -Trigger, man. She said trigger. 410 00:22:13,029 --> 00:22:16,365 -[whispering] She said "nigger"... -Come on, now. Don't even. 411 00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:19,826 Hey! What? I'm bored! Can't we have a race war? It'll be fun! 412 00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:21,537 We have to get back out there. 413 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:24,832 What's your friend's name again? Spout? Cylinder? 414 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:26,584 What? Piper? 415 00:22:26,668 --> 00:22:29,796 Yeah. [stutters] Why do I have a block on that stupid-- 416 00:22:29,879 --> 00:22:31,048 [Lolly] Piper! [Alex] No! Why? 417 00:22:31,131 --> 00:22:32,757 -Jesus. Stop! -What? 418 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,219 I have a cell phone between my tits and keys in my twat. 419 00:22:36,303 --> 00:22:38,471 -Oh! -And you just killed someone. 420 00:22:38,555 --> 00:22:40,432 You think now is really the best time to socialize? 421 00:22:40,515 --> 00:22:42,725 Were you at the lake, too? 422 00:22:42,809 --> 00:22:44,144 Nobody told me it was happening. 423 00:22:44,227 --> 00:22:46,354 Do I look wet to you? 424 00:22:46,438 --> 00:22:48,774 [Lolly] As a matter of fact, we did go to the lake. 425 00:22:50,734 --> 00:22:53,404 -It was delightful. -Yep. 426 00:22:53,487 --> 00:22:55,114 What is going on with you? 427 00:22:55,198 --> 00:22:56,782 [Lolly] She just got too much sun, she's fine. 428 00:22:56,865 --> 00:22:59,077 Listen, look over there. 429 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,371 Look, please. Piper. 430 00:23:02,455 --> 00:23:06,167 I know. I know. This can't be good. 431 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,586 Where is everybody gonna fit? 432 00:23:08,669 --> 00:23:10,338 No, no, no, no, no, no. 433 00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:13,967 Remember, on the plane to Chicago? That girl, she fell asleep on me? 434 00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:16,303 She was scared to fly. 435 00:23:16,386 --> 00:23:18,638 -We stole her apple. -Vaguely. 436 00:23:18,722 --> 00:23:21,475 -Okay, I think that's her. -[Piper] I guess? 437 00:23:21,558 --> 00:23:25,562 No, that's her. I remember her face, 'cause she fell asleep on me. 438 00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:28,482 Cool. Alex? 439 00:23:28,565 --> 00:23:31,526 I can't talk to you right now, Piper. I can't. 440 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:34,279 All I wanna do is get out of here and, you know, like, take a walk. 441 00:23:34,363 --> 00:23:36,531 -And I can't do that. -[exhales heavily] 442 00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:38,826 So I'm feeling very frustrated. 443 00:23:38,909 --> 00:23:42,622 I hear you. You got a taste. You want more. See, I didn't. 444 00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:45,916 I was inside while everybody else was outside at the lake. 445 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,335 Having fun. 446 00:23:48,586 --> 00:23:51,339 Yeah, I'm gonna need you to piss off right now. 447 00:23:51,422 --> 00:23:53,216 You shouldn't talk to me like that. 448 00:23:54,175 --> 00:23:58,304 If you haven't heard yet, you will. I am a force to be reckoned with. 449 00:23:59,054 --> 00:24:00,181 Okay. 450 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,310 I'm gonna finish my book. 451 00:24:05,562 --> 00:24:06,897 Nick Hornby. 452 00:24:08,399 --> 00:24:09,983 I liked High Fidelity. 453 00:24:11,193 --> 00:24:12,319 Psst. 454 00:24:15,113 --> 00:24:17,158 Oh, a teardrop? 455 00:24:17,241 --> 00:24:19,701 -It's on the wrong side. -What are you talking about? 456 00:24:19,785 --> 00:24:21,870 -Are they even tattoos? -They're make-up. 457 00:24:21,953 --> 00:24:24,290 [scoffs] So they're for, like, decoration? 458 00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:27,419 -That's so cute. -It's my thing. 459 00:24:28,503 --> 00:24:30,630 Well, where I'm from, it means something. 460 00:24:30,713 --> 00:24:32,089 What, like, you killed somebody? 461 00:24:32,174 --> 00:24:33,841 -No. -No? 462 00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:38,180 No, I killed three somebodies. 463 00:24:38,263 --> 00:24:40,182 Nobodies. [scoffs] 464 00:24:40,265 --> 00:24:43,976 Then I get popped for fucking WIC fraud. You believe that shit? 465 00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:46,604 Anyhow, eyeliner girl... 466 00:24:48,731 --> 00:24:51,735 -who's runnin' the game in here? -The game? 467 00:24:51,819 --> 00:24:54,405 Oh, come on. Don't hold out on me. 468 00:24:54,488 --> 00:24:55,698 We're friends now. 469 00:24:55,781 --> 00:24:58,409 -We both love to cry in black. -[scoffs] 470 00:24:58,492 --> 00:25:00,661 -So? -[sighs] 471 00:25:00,744 --> 00:25:02,496 Who's la jefa? 472 00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:09,127 [Flaca] That one. 473 00:25:09,212 --> 00:25:12,548 Over there. The white girl. 474 00:25:12,631 --> 00:25:14,508 The reader. 475 00:25:14,592 --> 00:25:16,386 You serious? 476 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:19,598 Cold like a Bomb Pop from way back of the freezer. 477 00:25:19,681 --> 00:25:24,060 She may look all la, la, la... but she the one. 478 00:25:25,729 --> 00:25:26,813 Huh. 479 00:25:28,106 --> 00:25:29,441 Interesting. 480 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:34,988 [Maureen humming] 481 00:25:35,071 --> 00:25:36,823 It's a gingerbread house. [chuckles] 482 00:25:36,906 --> 00:25:39,701 -[laughs] No. -It's like Berdie says! 483 00:25:39,784 --> 00:25:43,623 -Um, always say yes. "Yes, and..." -Oh, yes. 484 00:25:43,706 --> 00:25:49,462 Yes, and... it tastes so delicious. 485 00:25:51,297 --> 00:25:52,382 [chuckles] 486 00:25:55,301 --> 00:25:57,011 [laughing] 487 00:25:58,846 --> 00:26:00,556 [Suzanne retches] 488 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,521 Whatever paint is left on this, is definitely lead-based. 489 00:26:05,604 --> 00:26:08,607 Lead-based and rotten wood and... 490 00:26:11,735 --> 00:26:13,362 -and fungus. -[chuckles] 491 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,322 Did I just bite a termite? 492 00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:18,158 -Maybe it's a big piece of ginger. -No, stop. 493 00:26:18,241 --> 00:26:19,951 Stop, time-out. 494 00:26:20,035 --> 00:26:21,161 Do you think there's any water around here? 495 00:26:21,244 --> 00:26:23,414 Uh, there's no time-outs. [chuckles] 496 00:26:23,497 --> 00:26:26,124 -Your brain can imagine anything. -[scoffs] 497 00:26:26,207 --> 00:26:29,711 -It made Time Hump. Right? -[grunts] 498 00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:32,715 It's magical. It is special. It's-- 499 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:35,009 But my tongue can't eat anything, 500 00:26:35,092 --> 00:26:39,221 and you have got to stop with this Time Hump thing. 501 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,391 It's over. Okay? 502 00:26:42,141 --> 00:26:43,601 Plus, it's gonna get dark soon. 503 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,688 But I love Time Hump. 504 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,648 You got to do more stories. 505 00:26:48,731 --> 00:26:54,780 Uh, maybe... the gingerbread tastes weird because there's a spell on it. 506 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,742 What happens next? 507 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,036 I'm not sure. 508 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,496 Take a minute. 509 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:07,084 Let the, uh, story hula-hoop around your brain hips. [chuckles] 510 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,755 We've got time. We are never going back. 511 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,174 What? 512 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:17,636 We can live here forever. We found a house. We can live in it. 513 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,557 You can read me stories. 514 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:24,936 And we can eat, uh, raccoon meat and berries, and we could... 515 00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:28,357 -we could make love! -[stammering] I really made a big mistake. 516 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,567 -What are you doing? -Um... 517 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:34,654 There is... 518 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:38,282 a witch inside that house. 519 00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:41,828 And... [whispering] she wants to eat us. 520 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:43,246 Then we kill the witch. 521 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,999 Maybe we take out her intestines 522 00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:49,670 with a pitchfork fashioned from wolves' teeth. [chuckles] 523 00:27:49,754 --> 00:27:53,716 [yelling] I don't wanna do this anymore! 524 00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:56,469 I'll wait. 525 00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:58,388 -[inmates yelling indistinctly] -How many are we missing? 526 00:27:58,471 --> 00:28:01,724 Uh, I'm gonna say at least two, but no more than 11. 527 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:03,225 [sniffs] It might be 12. 528 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:04,935 We're still getting different numbers, sir. 529 00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:07,730 [scoffs] And we still don't have the goddamn rosters. 530 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:10,191 This is ridiculous. 531 00:28:10,275 --> 00:28:12,152 All right. This is what we're gonna do. 532 00:28:12,235 --> 00:28:14,696 All the original inmates, they go back to their bunks. 533 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,322 We do a regular count, bed by bed. 534 00:28:16,407 --> 00:28:17,991 And the newbies? 535 00:28:19,868 --> 00:28:22,579 [exhales heavily] They wait. 536 00:28:22,663 --> 00:28:25,081 Bayley, Thorpe, you come walk the perimeter with me. 537 00:28:25,165 --> 00:28:27,501 See if we find some stragglers. Let's go, let's go. 538 00:28:28,376 --> 00:28:30,796 -[Luschek] Uh... -What is it, Luschek? 539 00:28:30,879 --> 00:28:32,756 You might wanna come to the mail room. 540 00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:35,134 Yeah? And you might wanna suck my dick. 541 00:28:35,217 --> 00:28:38,304 Fucking incompetent. I'll deal with you later. 542 00:28:40,097 --> 00:28:41,391 I don't wanna suck his dick. 543 00:28:41,474 --> 00:28:43,685 This is really some kind of shit-show, huh? 544 00:28:44,268 --> 00:28:47,522 To be fair, you've come on a particularly crazy day. 545 00:28:48,355 --> 00:28:50,775 But also... yes. 546 00:28:50,858 --> 00:28:52,444 -[sighs] -I'm taking you home. 547 00:28:52,527 --> 00:28:53,653 Oh, and then what? 548 00:28:53,736 --> 00:28:56,531 "Judy King skips out on prison." They will crucify me. 549 00:28:56,614 --> 00:28:57,700 So we sit here? 550 00:28:57,783 --> 00:29:01,036 Yes, we sit. With Mr. Luschek. 551 00:29:01,119 --> 00:29:05,999 [chuckles] Uh, actually, I should probably take these papers over there. 552 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:07,585 You guys mind going back into the lobby? 553 00:29:08,836 --> 00:29:11,714 -Are you serious? You cannot be serious-- -I-- No, Bill. Calm down. 554 00:29:11,797 --> 00:29:13,757 -Hey, I really-- I gotta-- -[Judy] No. Really. 555 00:29:13,841 --> 00:29:14,883 What is it? 556 00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:18,679 I know you don't give a fig about those papers, so, what? 557 00:29:18,762 --> 00:29:20,138 Is this your smoke break? 558 00:29:20,222 --> 00:29:22,726 Smoking is disgusting. 559 00:29:22,809 --> 00:29:25,604 Uh, I was gonna go take a nap. 560 00:29:25,687 --> 00:29:26,938 What is the matter with you? 561 00:29:27,021 --> 00:29:30,024 -[chuckles] I think he's funny. -Thank you. 562 00:29:30,108 --> 00:29:31,860 None of this is funny, Judith. 563 00:29:31,943 --> 00:29:35,947 -Uh-oh. We have entered the "Judith" zone. -[sighs] 564 00:29:36,030 --> 00:29:37,449 [Judy sighs] 565 00:29:37,532 --> 00:29:39,743 Bill, I think it's time. 566 00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:42,912 So, you wanna sit alone in the lobby? 567 00:29:42,996 --> 00:29:46,750 Well, if you go, uh, she can stay in here. 568 00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:49,920 -I'll hang out. -Now you hear that? He'll hang out. 569 00:29:50,004 --> 00:29:52,131 So I'm being dismissed? 570 00:29:52,214 --> 00:29:55,009 I'm in prison now. It's hardened me. 571 00:29:55,092 --> 00:29:56,969 Nothing new about that, Mrs. King. 572 00:29:57,052 --> 00:30:00,097 Well, don't I know that, Mr. Montgomery. 573 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,642 Go home. Go visit my husband. 574 00:30:02,725 --> 00:30:05,520 He's probably more upset about this than the two of us put together. 575 00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,939 -This isn't your husband? -No, he's the boyfriend. 576 00:30:11,108 --> 00:30:14,780 -Look at you. -Well, just don't look too close, darlin'. 577 00:30:15,989 --> 00:30:19,993 [Gerber] Look at this. Sealed tight. That was fast. 578 00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:23,914 [chain-link rattling] 579 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:27,668 [Suzanne grunting] Fuck. I'm sorry I'm so late. 580 00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:30,587 Please let me back in the prison! 581 00:30:30,671 --> 00:30:32,714 Jesus Christ. 582 00:30:34,007 --> 00:30:35,842 Thorpe, go get some wire cutters. 583 00:30:35,926 --> 00:30:38,220 Oh, thank you, Mr. Caputo. Thank you. 584 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:42,266 No, she wanted the fairy tale. I didn't. I just wanted dinner. 585 00:30:42,349 --> 00:30:44,435 "She"? Who's "she"? 586 00:30:44,519 --> 00:30:46,020 [gasps] 587 00:30:46,103 --> 00:30:48,314 -[inmates talking indistinctly] -Keep the volume down. 588 00:30:48,397 --> 00:30:51,442 For now, stay at the front of your cube for count. 589 00:30:51,526 --> 00:30:53,903 Do not enter your cube. Do not change your clothing. 590 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:58,700 Do not touch your personal effects. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. 591 00:30:58,783 --> 00:31:01,161 That is an order. Is that clear? 592 00:31:01,244 --> 00:31:02,495 [inmates continue talking] 593 00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:04,289 -[blares] -[inmates groaning] 594 00:31:04,372 --> 00:31:07,459 -Jeez, stop! -[Piscatella] I said, is that clear? 595 00:31:07,543 --> 00:31:08,627 [Red] Ugh. 596 00:31:08,711 --> 00:31:10,838 Stand in your doorways now. 597 00:31:12,214 --> 00:31:13,549 Inmate Whitehill. 598 00:31:14,466 --> 00:31:16,051 I see you're flying solo this evening. 599 00:31:16,719 --> 00:31:17,928 I don't know. 600 00:31:18,929 --> 00:31:20,347 Who is your roommate? 601 00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:24,142 We're not really friends. She might be working for the other side. 602 00:31:24,226 --> 00:31:26,437 Not that she's a murderer-- Well, she could be. 603 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,439 Who can you really trust these days, you know? 604 00:31:28,522 --> 00:31:32,819 [Alex] Kukudio is missing. And Whitehill's a little unique. 605 00:31:32,902 --> 00:31:34,487 Can you spell that? 606 00:31:34,571 --> 00:31:40,660 K-U-K-U-D-I-O. Could be K-U-C-K. 607 00:31:40,744 --> 00:31:43,246 I don't think there's a "C" in there. I think it's only the two "K"s. 608 00:31:43,329 --> 00:31:45,331 Yeah, I don't recall asking you. 609 00:31:48,126 --> 00:31:49,460 Inmate Murphy. 610 00:31:51,088 --> 00:31:54,508 Do you corroborate the information Inmate Vause is sharing with me? 611 00:31:55,926 --> 00:31:58,846 [stuttering] I would say that Whitehill is unique. 612 00:31:59,889 --> 00:32:01,724 I'm not sure about the spelling thing. 613 00:32:01,807 --> 00:32:04,184 "You are absolutely unique. 614 00:32:04,268 --> 00:32:05,895 Just like everybody else." Margaret Mead. 615 00:32:05,978 --> 00:32:08,480 Another party heard from. 616 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:11,859 Maybe it's time to start writing shots. 617 00:32:11,942 --> 00:32:14,613 Okay, looks like everybody's here but Kukudio. 618 00:32:14,696 --> 00:32:16,865 -[inmates chuckling] -What? 619 00:32:18,199 --> 00:32:20,535 [Caputo] They're left over from when it used to be a men's prison. 620 00:32:20,619 --> 00:32:22,495 There's a bunch of them back here. 621 00:32:22,578 --> 00:32:25,206 The guards could live on campus back then. 622 00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:27,125 It was nice. By the lake. 623 00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:29,795 Uh, when the lake was still nice. 624 00:32:29,878 --> 00:32:31,880 [Gerber] I had no idea these were even back here. 625 00:32:31,963 --> 00:32:36,009 We used to stay in little cabins like this in the summer, when I was a kid, 626 00:32:36,092 --> 00:32:37,928 before my dad got into dog-dyeing. 627 00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:43,434 You're gonna explain, aren't you? 628 00:32:43,517 --> 00:32:45,812 I mean, only if you want me to. 629 00:32:45,895 --> 00:32:48,397 [sighs] Go. Quick. 630 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:53,152 Uh, he dyes and grooms dogs, so they look like wild animals. 631 00:32:53,235 --> 00:32:56,280 You know, pandas, zebras, tigers. It's a thing. 632 00:32:57,614 --> 00:32:59,075 I'm sure it is. 633 00:32:59,158 --> 00:33:00,910 -Camels. -We're done now. 634 00:33:00,993 --> 00:33:03,120 -[Gerber] Okay. -[clattering] 635 00:33:04,289 --> 00:33:07,000 Come out. We know you're in there. 636 00:33:07,084 --> 00:33:08,961 [Maureen] No, you don't. 637 00:33:10,462 --> 00:33:12,589 We found her. Come and grab. 638 00:33:12,673 --> 00:33:14,549 -[male dispatcher] Copy that. -Stay here. 639 00:33:14,632 --> 00:33:17,260 -Huh? -[loon calling] 640 00:33:17,344 --> 00:33:21,139 -[telephone ringing] -Hello? 641 00:33:21,223 --> 00:33:22,640 [Jack] Why haven't you been answering your phone? 642 00:33:22,725 --> 00:33:25,686 I've been calling all day. Do I have your cell? 643 00:33:25,769 --> 00:33:27,896 -My assistant needs your cell. -I, um-- 644 00:33:27,980 --> 00:33:29,023 What a nightmare. 645 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:31,693 I know, I know, but I'm dealing-- 646 00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:33,987 Have you seen her yet? [inhales] 647 00:33:34,070 --> 00:33:38,241 It was a last-minute switch, but she was processed like everyone else. 648 00:33:38,324 --> 00:33:41,327 I mean, no special treatment... ish. 649 00:33:42,245 --> 00:33:43,872 Who-- Who did the strip search? 650 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:48,167 Oh, Jesus. [sighs] Did you guys make Judy King do a strip search? 651 00:33:48,251 --> 00:33:51,379 -[stammers] Judy King? -You gotta stay on top of this, Joe. 652 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:52,671 No fuck-ups. 653 00:33:52,756 --> 00:33:55,050 -The press is gonna be sniffing around. -[sighing] 654 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:57,636 There's gonna be a magnifying glass on the place, 655 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,555 and I don't wanna see our ants fried. 656 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,557 She's fine, but not too fine, 657 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,352 'cause the public wants to see justice served. 658 00:34:05,435 --> 00:34:09,523 But we are humane to our prisoners, right? 659 00:34:09,606 --> 00:34:12,401 And in the end, we don't wanna piss her off 660 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:16,446 because she's got friends. So thread the needle. 661 00:34:17,866 --> 00:34:19,700 What exactly does that mean? 662 00:34:19,785 --> 00:34:22,996 I don't know. How about don't fuck up? 663 00:34:23,079 --> 00:34:25,791 And goddamn it, you are Director of Human Activity now. 664 00:34:25,874 --> 00:34:28,376 Get a fucking assistant to answer your phones. 665 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,046 Is that in the budget? 666 00:34:31,129 --> 00:34:33,214 No. Make an inmate do it. 667 00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:35,884 [sighing] 668 00:34:38,804 --> 00:34:41,932 Where the fuck is Judy King? 669 00:34:42,015 --> 00:34:45,727 We all know sex and love are different, especially for men. 670 00:34:45,812 --> 00:34:46,854 See, why do people say that? 671 00:34:46,938 --> 00:34:50,441 Why does everyone assume that men can't form emotional attachments 672 00:34:50,524 --> 00:34:52,068 -with sex like women do? -Uh... [scoffs] 673 00:34:52,151 --> 00:34:54,403 I do. I get attached. 674 00:34:55,279 --> 00:34:57,406 So, I gotta be careful. 675 00:34:57,489 --> 00:34:58,657 That's very sweet. 676 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:00,534 It's not. It's horrible. 677 00:35:01,327 --> 00:35:02,954 Are you in love right now? 678 00:35:03,913 --> 00:35:05,164 Aw. 679 00:35:05,247 --> 00:35:07,334 [Caputo on radio] Doesn't anyone know where Judy King is? 680 00:35:07,417 --> 00:35:09,837 How does no one have eyes on this woman? 681 00:35:12,255 --> 00:35:13,256 Party's over. 682 00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:15,175 Pussy. 683 00:35:15,258 --> 00:35:17,010 To be continued, my friend. 684 00:35:17,094 --> 00:35:19,179 We'll see, inmate. 685 00:35:20,097 --> 00:35:21,681 [into radio] I got her. 686 00:35:21,764 --> 00:35:23,516 [Caputo] Luschek? 687 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,685 Yeah, I tried to tell you. We're in the mail room. 688 00:35:25,768 --> 00:35:27,896 Oh, and the, uh, rosters are ready. 689 00:35:27,980 --> 00:35:29,689 Still want me to suck your dick? 690 00:35:29,772 --> 00:35:31,566 [Sikowitz] Top left. 691 00:35:32,526 --> 00:35:34,863 Vernay, top right. 692 00:35:35,779 --> 00:35:37,115 Lafolo... 693 00:35:39,325 --> 00:35:40,659 top right. 694 00:35:40,743 --> 00:35:41,744 Washington? 695 00:35:42,745 --> 00:35:44,372 -Hey! -[Sikowitz] Top left. 696 00:35:45,832 --> 00:35:47,791 [Rikerson] Chris, Fitzpatrick. 697 00:35:48,835 --> 00:35:50,294 [Sikowitz] Jenkins. Move it. 698 00:35:50,378 --> 00:35:51,921 [Rikerson] Left bunk two, right bunk three. 699 00:35:52,005 --> 00:35:53,256 [Sikowitz] Top right. 700 00:35:53,339 --> 00:35:55,508 Smith, Green. 701 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,387 [inmate] I'm owed an apology. 702 00:35:58,470 --> 00:36:00,222 Bottom left, top right. 703 00:36:00,305 --> 00:36:03,600 Remember, upper hand, right away. 704 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:04,809 Establish dominance. 705 00:36:04,894 --> 00:36:05,978 Got it. 706 00:36:06,061 --> 00:36:07,812 Hapakuka, Dwight. 707 00:36:11,066 --> 00:36:13,318 You're in here, bottom right, top left. 708 00:36:14,236 --> 00:36:16,488 [guard] Uh, Kipness, top right. 709 00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:21,661 [Sikowitz] Stewart, top left. 710 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:22,828 Top bunk, skinny. 711 00:36:22,913 --> 00:36:24,414 He said bottom right. 712 00:36:24,497 --> 00:36:27,458 Nope, that's my bed. I've been here longer, and I'm not moving. 713 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,210 Do you have a problem with that? 714 00:36:30,086 --> 00:36:32,005 -Well... -Why don't you tell on me? 715 00:36:32,923 --> 00:36:34,549 Everybody around here loves a snitch. 716 00:36:34,632 --> 00:36:37,260 How do I even get up there? I have bad knees. 717 00:36:37,343 --> 00:36:39,304 Do I look like I give a shit? 718 00:36:39,387 --> 00:36:41,264 Well, don't be a monster, Chapman. 719 00:36:41,347 --> 00:36:42,640 She's a big girl. 720 00:36:42,723 --> 00:36:44,225 Give her the bottom bunk, hmm? 721 00:36:50,399 --> 00:36:51,400 Ah! 722 00:36:51,483 --> 00:36:54,111 Aw, what happened? Did you hurt yourself? 723 00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:57,448 What's that? 724 00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:01,785 -An eight? -It's infinity. 725 00:37:01,868 --> 00:37:03,704 -It's infected. -Really? 726 00:37:03,787 --> 00:37:06,373 I have some rubbing alcohol. Hold on a minute. 727 00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:08,209 Do you think it looks tough? 728 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:09,793 I think it looks like an angry eight. 729 00:37:09,876 --> 00:37:11,171 What can I tell you? 730 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,094 [Thorpe] King, you're in here. [Judy] Oh. 731 00:37:17,177 --> 00:37:18,678 I have you on top of Washington. 732 00:37:18,761 --> 00:37:20,097 Are you Washington? 733 00:37:22,224 --> 00:37:24,101 Hi, I'm Judy. 734 00:37:24,184 --> 00:37:26,561 [inhales and exhales deeply] 735 00:37:28,271 --> 00:37:29,272 Well, oh-- Okay, then. 736 00:37:29,356 --> 00:37:31,149 -[chuckles] -[Caputo] Hold up, uh, Miss King? 737 00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:33,026 Miss King? 738 00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:34,194 -Hey, there. -Huh? 739 00:37:34,277 --> 00:37:36,405 Me again. Uh, we met earlier. 740 00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:38,449 -Mr. Caputo. -Right. 741 00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:41,119 Yes. Uh, there's been a mistake. 742 00:37:41,202 --> 00:37:43,329 You shouldn't be in the ghet-- 743 00:37:43,412 --> 00:37:45,789 Get this, get that. Ge-- Um... 744 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,334 You shouldn't be in this dorm. 745 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:50,211 -[whispers] Taystee! -[Caputo] Um... 746 00:37:50,294 --> 00:37:51,837 So, we've assigned you somewhere else. 747 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,548 -Uh, please come with me. -Oh, well, okay. 748 00:37:54,632 --> 00:37:55,758 [chuckles] Bye. 749 00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,843 [stammering] Wait, what... 750 00:37:59,137 --> 00:38:01,640 Did nobody fuckin' see that? 751 00:38:08,772 --> 00:38:09,939 Shalom. 752 00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:14,528 Assalam-alaikum. 753 00:38:18,532 --> 00:38:19,866 [whispers] Oh, fuck. 754 00:38:22,995 --> 00:38:24,455 Where have you been? 755 00:38:24,539 --> 00:38:26,874 -[smooching] -Jesus! What the hell, girl? 756 00:38:26,957 --> 00:38:28,876 [whispers] Sorry. I've been in the forest. I-- 757 00:38:28,959 --> 00:38:30,795 I don't know if I'm in trouble or not. 758 00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:33,048 I... ate... lead. 759 00:38:33,131 --> 00:38:34,424 Girl, we've all eaten lead. 760 00:38:34,507 --> 00:38:36,176 That's probably why half of us are in here. 761 00:38:36,259 --> 00:38:37,302 Whoa. 762 00:38:38,261 --> 00:38:39,637 -The beds grew. -Yeah. 763 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,764 [whispers] Maybe you were better off in the forest. 764 00:38:41,847 --> 00:38:43,474 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 765 00:38:43,558 --> 00:38:45,310 I don't care. I am home. 766 00:38:45,393 --> 00:38:48,563 And Kukudio? She is batshit crazy. 767 00:38:48,647 --> 00:38:49,815 You don't say. 768 00:38:49,898 --> 00:38:51,358 Exes. 769 00:38:51,442 --> 00:38:53,277 What are you gonna do? 770 00:38:54,403 --> 00:38:56,280 [snoring loudly] 771 00:38:56,363 --> 00:38:58,490 [inmate crying] 772 00:39:26,478 --> 00:39:27,812 Lolly. 773 00:39:27,895 --> 00:39:30,107 Lolly, get up. We gotta go take care of this. 774 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:31,483 What? 775 00:39:32,609 --> 00:39:35,737 Our friend in the greenhouse? Get up. 776 00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:37,572 The friend? 777 00:39:37,655 --> 00:39:40,118 [gasps] Are we still in Green Bay? 778 00:39:40,868 --> 00:39:42,120 [sighs] 779 00:39:44,247 --> 00:39:45,456 Never mind. Just... 780 00:39:46,457 --> 00:39:47,750 [whispers] go to sleep. 781 00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:54,923 [woman crying] 782 00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:07,020 [breathing heavily] 783 00:40:32,755 --> 00:40:35,550 [Caputo] They left you in here alone? Jesus Christ. 784 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,427 -What did you see? -Nothing. 785 00:40:37,510 --> 00:40:38,969 What did you see? 786 00:40:39,053 --> 00:40:40,846 A Kardashian, maybe? 787 00:40:40,930 --> 00:40:42,973 [sighs] 788 00:40:44,058 --> 00:40:45,351 Stick with your first answer. 789 00:40:47,353 --> 00:40:48,771 Maureen Kukudio. 790 00:40:50,105 --> 00:40:51,316 Maureen Kukudio. 791 00:40:51,399 --> 00:40:53,944 Let's learn a little bit about you. 792 00:40:57,823 --> 00:40:58,949 Whoa. 793 00:41:01,368 --> 00:41:02,411 Look at that. 794 00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:03,579 [chuckles] 795 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,332 Who likes to be predictable, right? 796 00:41:06,415 --> 00:41:07,999 [exhales sharply] 797 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:12,296 What am I gonna do with you, Maureen Kukudio? 798 00:41:12,379 --> 00:41:14,923 Send me to bed? But feed me first, then... 799 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,007 send me to bed? 800 00:41:16,091 --> 00:41:18,595 -You ran away. -Yeah, everyone ran away. 801 00:41:18,678 --> 00:41:19,846 You extra ran away. 802 00:41:19,929 --> 00:41:21,806 You guys were the ones that took the fence down. 803 00:41:21,889 --> 00:41:23,641 I... I got lost out there. I took shelter. 804 00:41:23,725 --> 00:41:24,726 I almost froze to death. 805 00:41:24,809 --> 00:41:27,103 -It's 78 degrees. -I could've died 806 00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:28,855 while under your watch. 807 00:41:29,814 --> 00:41:32,066 What if the warden found out about this? 808 00:41:33,318 --> 00:41:34,652 I am the warden. 809 00:41:35,653 --> 00:41:36,904 Really? 810 00:41:36,988 --> 00:41:38,906 A rose is a rose. 811 00:41:40,617 --> 00:41:43,078 I like your... sunflower. 812 00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:51,169 Get out. Go to bed. 813 00:41:51,254 --> 00:41:52,255 No dinner. 814 00:41:52,963 --> 00:41:54,382 Stay out of my sight. 815 00:41:57,843 --> 00:41:59,011 [exhales] 816 00:42:27,123 --> 00:42:28,124 Mmm. 817 00:42:30,336 --> 00:42:32,880 [Coates] So, I thought everything was cool, right? 818 00:42:32,963 --> 00:42:34,757 -[Gerber] Mmm-hmm. -But now every time I see her, 819 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,634 she's really mean to me. 820 00:42:36,717 --> 00:42:38,010 Well, what'd you do? 821 00:42:38,093 --> 00:42:39,679 Nothing. 822 00:42:39,762 --> 00:42:42,014 I mean, our-- Our work schedules have changed, 823 00:42:42,097 --> 00:42:43,599 and so we haven't been seein' each other as much. 824 00:42:43,683 --> 00:42:44,850 Maybe she's mad about that. 825 00:42:44,934 --> 00:42:47,270 [Gerber] What does she do? 826 00:42:47,353 --> 00:42:50,398 [Coates] She was a... trucker. 827 00:42:50,481 --> 00:42:52,275 -[Gerber] Mmm-hmm. -But, uh... 828 00:42:52,358 --> 00:42:55,696 she had an accident, so she's been taking some time off. 829 00:42:55,779 --> 00:43:00,075 [Gerber] Well, look... if you're having trouble talkin' to her in person, 830 00:43:00,158 --> 00:43:01,410 just text her, man. 831 00:43:01,493 --> 00:43:03,244 Maybe like... 832 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,542 -[breathes rapidly] -[Aydin wheezing] 833 00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:11,211 [Coates and Gerber continue indistinctly] 834 00:43:11,295 --> 00:43:12,421 That's cute. 835 00:43:12,504 --> 00:43:14,548 She'll like that. Chicks love baby faces. 836 00:43:14,631 --> 00:43:16,091 Yeah. 837 00:43:16,174 --> 00:43:17,926 She don't really text a whole lot. 838 00:43:18,802 --> 00:43:19,846 [indistinct radio chatter] 839 00:43:19,929 --> 00:43:22,307 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. 840 00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:24,559 -[radio chatter continues] -[Aydin continues wheezing] 841 00:43:27,103 --> 00:43:29,647 [Aydin whispering] Help. [Gerber] Okay, uh, if I ever text you, 842 00:43:29,731 --> 00:43:31,858 I'm just gonna use letters and numbers. 843 00:43:31,941 --> 00:43:33,735 -[Aydin wheezes] -[Coates] That's cool. 844 00:43:33,818 --> 00:43:35,862 But not the number 12, okay? 845 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,535 [wheezes] 846 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,956 [Coates] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 847 00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:54,465 [Coates and Gerber continue talking indistinctly] 848 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:56,299 [Aydin continues wheezing] 849 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,694 [cries softly] 850 00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:23,453 [shudders] 851 00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:26,205 [sobbing] 852 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,631 [Coates talking indistinctly] 853 00:44:51,190 --> 00:44:52,316 [sobs] 854 00:45:11,587 --> 00:45:13,379 [inhales sharply] 855 00:45:24,433 --> 00:45:25,893 [whispering] Oh, my God. 856 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,688 [cries softly] 857 00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:31,899 [loud snoring] 858 00:45:55,591 --> 00:45:57,425 [gasps] What? What? 859 00:45:58,802 --> 00:46:00,428 Rise and shine. 860 00:46:00,513 --> 00:46:02,055 [whispers] What's going on? 861 00:46:02,139 --> 00:46:04,057 -What time is it? -3:30 a.m. 862 00:46:04,141 --> 00:46:07,227 You wanted to feed the troops. It's time for your shift. 863 00:46:07,310 --> 00:46:09,354 But I don't start until 4:30. 864 00:46:09,437 --> 00:46:12,441 Breakfast starts at 4:30 now, more bodies to feed. 865 00:46:13,527 --> 00:46:15,612 Get up. 866 00:46:15,695 --> 00:46:17,656 Don't keep the people waiting. 867 00:46:21,492 --> 00:46:23,202 [sighs] 868 00:46:23,286 --> 00:46:25,747 Who's gonna eat at 4:30? 869 00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:31,836 [slurping] 870 00:46:38,553 --> 00:46:40,387 [indistinct talking] 871 00:46:46,727 --> 00:46:48,187 [Healy] Capudog! 872 00:46:49,521 --> 00:46:50,898 Where you goin'? 873 00:46:50,981 --> 00:46:53,776 Home. Shower. Sleep. 874 00:46:53,859 --> 00:46:54,902 Oh, sure. 875 00:46:54,985 --> 00:46:56,821 Now that you're the big boss man, 876 00:46:56,904 --> 00:46:59,364 you get to sleep all day while the rest of us have to work, huh? 877 00:46:59,448 --> 00:47:01,117 Pretty good life you got there, buddy. 878 00:47:02,703 --> 00:47:03,787 Healy, Healy... 879 00:47:08,249 --> 00:47:11,211 I had something I needed to say to you. I-- 880 00:47:11,294 --> 00:47:13,922 Shit. My brain is not workin'. 881 00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:15,423 Somethin' about the new inmates? 882 00:47:15,506 --> 00:47:17,425 Guard walk-out? 883 00:47:17,508 --> 00:47:19,595 Who told you about the guard walk-out? 884 00:47:19,678 --> 00:47:22,347 I saw Maxwell at Jamba's. 885 00:47:22,430 --> 00:47:24,432 Boy, she is one angry... 886 00:47:27,436 --> 00:47:28,437 lady. 887 00:47:29,271 --> 00:47:30,439 Talked my ear off. 888 00:47:30,522 --> 00:47:32,524 Anyway, don't worry. 889 00:47:32,609 --> 00:47:34,151 I'm brought up to speed. 890 00:47:35,486 --> 00:47:36,863 Go change your suit. 891 00:47:38,197 --> 00:47:39,991 Be the big dog. Woof! 892 00:47:40,825 --> 00:47:41,826 [sighs] 893 00:47:41,909 --> 00:47:43,119 Capudog! 894 00:47:43,202 --> 00:47:44,328 Woof! 895 00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:50,878 Hey! Morticia! 896 00:47:50,961 --> 00:47:54,673 We gotta take care of some non-plant matter in the greenhouse. 897 00:47:54,757 --> 00:47:56,508 Do you get what I am saying? 898 00:47:56,591 --> 00:47:57,592 You with me? 899 00:47:59,386 --> 00:48:02,264 She's-- She's with me. We love gardening. 900 00:48:06,894 --> 00:48:08,353 [Healy whistling] 901 00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:14,777 [chuckles] Oh! Well... 902 00:48:14,860 --> 00:48:17,446 Good morning, handsome. 903 00:48:17,530 --> 00:48:18,907 I'm Judy King. 904 00:48:20,992 --> 00:48:22,118 Sam Healy. 905 00:48:22,201 --> 00:48:23,870 Ah. [chuckles] 906 00:48:26,122 --> 00:48:28,124 [woman speaking indistinctly on PA] 907 00:48:34,798 --> 00:48:36,215 -[Lolly gasps] -[door closes] 908 00:48:38,509 --> 00:48:39,887 What the fuck did you do? 909 00:48:41,430 --> 00:48:42,682 Nice try. 910 00:48:43,724 --> 00:48:45,392 It was self-defense. 911 00:48:45,475 --> 00:48:48,187 He was killing me. We had no choice. 912 00:48:50,690 --> 00:48:52,817 I'm bored. What's the plan? 913 00:48:54,318 --> 00:48:56,153 Bury him under the floorboards. 914 00:48:56,987 --> 00:48:59,573 Well, that's dumb. Haven't you ever killed someone before? 915 00:48:59,656 --> 00:49:02,242 No. Have you? 916 00:49:02,326 --> 00:49:03,869 That's personal. 917 00:49:03,953 --> 00:49:06,581 But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time 918 00:49:06,664 --> 00:49:09,918 diggin' one 6-foot hole, when I could dig six 1-foot holes. 919 00:49:10,001 --> 00:49:11,252 That's just murder math. 920 00:49:12,462 --> 00:49:14,380 What are you talking about? 921 00:49:15,465 --> 00:49:17,383 Fuckin' amateurs. 922 00:49:17,467 --> 00:49:19,427 It's got to go in the garden. 923 00:49:19,510 --> 00:49:22,848 The earth's already soft and dug and turned. 924 00:49:22,931 --> 00:49:24,891 I am not cutting up a body. 925 00:49:24,975 --> 00:49:26,101 [sighs] 926 00:49:36,946 --> 00:49:38,155 [jingles keys] 927 00:49:41,117 --> 00:49:44,661 I was supposed to transplant the sunflowers today. 928 00:49:48,499 --> 00:49:50,459 I'll keep these as a thank-you. 929 00:49:57,342 --> 00:49:59,636 You gotta start cutting along the joint line, 930 00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,848 and whatever you do, don't puncture the intestines. 931 00:50:09,146 --> 00:50:11,273 That's it for the toast. Sorry, people. 932 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:12,941 -You've got to be kidding me. -[inmate groans] 933 00:50:13,025 --> 00:50:14,484 That's the only crunchy thing we get today. 934 00:50:14,567 --> 00:50:16,528 Without toast, this is just slop. 935 00:50:16,611 --> 00:50:17,905 There's really no more toast? 936 00:50:17,988 --> 00:50:20,699 These are new days. The early bird gets the toast. 937 00:50:20,784 --> 00:50:22,410 [Piper] Red... 938 00:50:22,493 --> 00:50:23,744 you owe me for the Hawaiian. 939 00:50:23,828 --> 00:50:25,955 [scoffs] You watchin' this shit? 940 00:50:26,039 --> 00:50:27,957 Cleopatra was talkin' for reals. 941 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:29,959 Guess you can't judge a book, huh? 942 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,631 For you, Your Majesty. 943 00:50:35,714 --> 00:50:37,133 Thank you. 944 00:50:39,468 --> 00:50:41,637 [clears throat] After you, jefa. 945 00:50:43,098 --> 00:50:44,141 Do I know you? 946 00:50:44,224 --> 00:50:45,976 I just heard things. 947 00:50:46,060 --> 00:50:47,978 You heard things. 948 00:50:48,979 --> 00:50:49,980 Really? 949 00:50:52,774 --> 00:50:53,943 Okay, then. 950 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:57,071 Have a nice day. 951 00:50:59,114 --> 00:51:00,574 [rock music playing] 952 00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:02,326 [inaudible] 953 00:51:09,084 --> 00:51:10,168 [gags] 954 00:51:10,251 --> 00:51:12,337 -[bone crunching] -[Frieda grunting] 955 00:51:13,754 --> 00:51:15,631 -[Lolly groans] -[Frieda] Okay. 956 00:51:40,574 --> 00:51:41,742 [inaudible] 957 00:52:08,896 --> 00:52:10,230 [rock music ends] 958 00:52:10,688 --> 00:52:12,107 The flowers look nice. 959 00:52:13,984 --> 00:52:16,528 Well, I don't know about you, but I'm starving. 960 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,451 [pop music playing]