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[cell door slams]
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[theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams]
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[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]
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[soft clanging]
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Where's Caputo?
I need to speak with him.
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-Take the tray, inmate.
-But... [sighs]
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Take the tray.
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My son's birthday's comin' up.
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Or... or it passed.
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What day is it?
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[sighs]
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I slept on it like you said.
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Took a nice cold shower.
Did some of those breathing exercises.
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And?
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I still think we should kill her.
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What? No!
No, that was, like...
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the opposite conclusion
you were supposed to come to.
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Well, clearly,
you're a sensitive Sally on this one.
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I'll do it myself.
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Now, where are my gloves?
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Okay, listen, Lolly is batshit bonkers.
Fine, I'll give you that.
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But she wasn't gonna
actually dig up everything.
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Oh, you think she was diggin' for gold?
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Who the fuck knows?
I don't know. She's weird.
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Maybe... maybe she was checking
on the decomposition.
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-Ah! Found 'em!
-[sighs]
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Look, I can handle Lolly.
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No, you can't.
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She's got too many loose screws.
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Like my cousin Arlene,
after they kidnapped her,
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put her in a truck,
and gave her a pickax lobotomy.
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-Oh, my...
-But...
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before she went blonde,
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that helped with her self-esteem a little.
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-She saved my life!
-Yeah.
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We are talking about...
[whispers] murdering someone.
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A human being.
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Again.
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[sighs] Oh, my God,
all the blood.
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Who said anything about blood?
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This time it's gonna be nice and clean.
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You ever hear of oleander?
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[inmates talking indistinctly]
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-Hey!
-Whoa! Fifteen.
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-In a row?
-Yup.
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Suffering Sappho!
You're good.
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You're quotin' Wonder Woman?
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Now, isn't that a little bit
before your time?
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Come on. All the comic book nerds
know the lingo.
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And I used to jerk off to her
when I was 12.
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And 27.
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You bad boy. [chuckles]
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William Moulton Marston,
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who created Wonder Woman,
had two wives.
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-See, why do you know that?
-Well, call me a polyamory expert.
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Yeah. I forgot.
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The whole boyfriend-and-husband thing.
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But now, those three were into bondage,
very kinky stuff.
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That is why Wonder Woman
was always chained up,
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trapped in cages, hog-tied.
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Kinda like how I spent my thirties.
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[chuckles]
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[humming]
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Hey, blanco grande,
you work here.
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-Yo, I need audifonos, headphones.
-And deodorant.
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The roll-on kind, not that spray shit.
It's bad for the environment.
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These look like spider bites to you?
Or you think it's shingles?
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They don't really itch, just hurt,
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you know,
like I got poison in my head.
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-You should go to medical.
-What about us?
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-We need stuff.
-You can buy stuff at commissary.
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With what money?
We don't got jobs.
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Hey, don't look at me.
If there's no work assignments,
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I can't very well
hand out work, now, can I?
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There is work,
but you only got it for the OG inmates.
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Hey, look at it this way.
Would you rather be scrubbing toilets?
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Maybe. Yeah.
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Better than sittin'
with our thumbs up our butt.
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Look, there's a lot of ways
to stay busy in prison, okay?
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You can read a book,
you can watch educational television.
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You have to learn
how to help yourselves in here.
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[Luschek and Judy laughing]
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[Luschek] Bad guy with the crazy hair...
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You know, there's... [chuckles]
There's nothing forbidden for you.
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This scoundrel bothering you?
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Well, uh, no, honey.
[chuckles] No, he's not.
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But thanks.
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Careful there.
You got a lot of cream there.
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It can cause a lot of mucus.
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Oh, no.
We're not drinkin' it.
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No, we're flippin' it.
Tryin' to pass the time.
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[whispers] That is one strange man.
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Yeah, he's basically Dr. Psycho.
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Oh, oh, oh.
The one who hates women.
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-Yes! [laughs]
-Yes!
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[laughing]
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It wasn't my fault.
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Michael Chinchetta
was making fun of Mom.
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He called her a lesbian
who howls at the Moon.
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He also made fun of my haircut.
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He said I look like Dick Van Dyke.
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Dick Van Dyke is an American hero
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and Michael Chinchetta is a bully.
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Dad...
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what's a lesbian?
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[stutters] Lesbianism is...
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a disease.
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-Like what Mom has?
-No, it's different.
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Another kind of mental illness.
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So what does Mom have?
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Mom has a highly active imagination
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and it makes her see
and hear things that aren't there.
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-Like angels?
-Yes.
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And little people in the walls, and...
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sometimes, Roy Orbison.
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But I think this new treatment
is gonna change things.
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Bring her back to us.
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Am I gonna get Mom's disease?
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No.
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Only women get it.
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[young Healy] I hope she makes
her tuna-fish casserole tonight.
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-Or I can make it for her.
-[Dennis] Shh. Enough.
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[stutters] Here she comes.
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Why does she look like that?
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It's temporary.
Go help her get in the car.
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[speaking indistinctly]
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[inmates talking indistinctly]
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Maria... can I talk to you?
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[in Spanish] How come
Fruit of the Loom never tried to hire me?
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[in English]
I understood most of that.
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And I would be happy to speak with you
if you are truly interested.
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[scoffs]
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[imitates barking]
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[Blanca imitates whimpering]
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[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
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I wanted to give you a heads-up
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about that girl
you've been hanging out with.
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I hang out with a lot of girls.
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She's new.
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Medium height, cheeks?
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Cheeky-cheeks.
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I've been doing palace of the mind
to try and remember things.
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-Her name is a board game.
-Ouija.
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Yes. Yes.
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Anyway... I thought you should know,
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I saw your friend
stealing scraps of panties.
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And?
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And she can't do that.
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[chuckles]
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Well, you don't have a copyright
on the dirty-underwear business.
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Maybe other people have plans.
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I'm sorry. Are you...
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You don't even have the infrastructure.
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-How hard could it be?
-How hard?
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There's a website to maintain,
and couriers,
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not to mention brand identity,
client lists,
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payment. You can't...
I'm... I'm not...
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Wait... I'm not revealing
trade secrets to you.
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You're my competition now.
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We finished here?
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Maria, I urge you to stop
and think about this.
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One illegal business is dangerous.
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Two businesses,
particularly one that's not well-run...
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it could expose all of us.
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I better run it real good then.
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-Hey. [chuckles]
-Hey.
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Hi.
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Can you keep a secret?
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[whispering] I love secrets.
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No disciplinary violations.
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No petty or serious infractions.
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I see a "loafing and shirking" comment,
but that's been crossed out.
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No work absences,
no noted fights with other inmates.
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Actually, I don't see
a single shot in two years.
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Looks like you've been a model inmate.
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That's me.
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Well, you're eligible for early release,
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so let's talk about
gettin' you out of here.
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[breathes deeply]
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This is a shit secret.
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This is a secret that fucks
everyone who touches it.
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Yeah, well, tag. You're it.
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Are you sleeping?
How are you, psychologically?
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[chuckles] I'm a mess.
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What do you think? I've never--
I've never taken a life before.
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I'm just tryin' to get through the day
without vomiting every hour.
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You're too sensitive.
People like you shouldn't kill.
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Thanks for that great advice.
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And in my garden.
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Who do you think they'll blame, hmm?
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I'm your co-conspirator now.
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Is he under the tomatoes?
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Please, say he's not under the tomatoes.
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-I don't know. Maybe.
-Maybe?
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I was going to pickle those,
add a little sugar.
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[inhales sharply] I can't work
with these sacks of sludge.
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The only thing worse
than so-called "meat curry,"
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is fresh produce
fertilized with rotting flesh.
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You know, I didn't tell you
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so you could flip out
about your vegetables.
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So why did you leave
this flaming bag of dog shit
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on my doorstep, huh?
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You're not my daughter.
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You've never come to me for anything.
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You're right.
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You are the last person
I wanna trust
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with this fucking
albatross of a secret...
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but I need your help.
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Frieda wants to... kill Lolly.
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Literally... kill her,
and she won't listen to me.
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You're the resident Frieda-whisperer,
so... whisper.
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-Work your magic.
-[sighs]
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Has she tried anything yet?
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No, but she's making this poisonous tea
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out of these oleander leaves
she found out by the fence.
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Oh, those fucking leaves.
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She's been dying to use those.
Shit!
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Hello?
Uh, Litchfield Public Library?
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I'm calling from Jefferson,
um... Chemical.
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Our Internet is broken.
It is such a buzzkill.
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Would you mind looking up
a few urgent things for us?
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Great. Thank you so much.
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Yes. First question.
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Is Beyoncé really getting divorced?
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Because we read a real suspicious-sounding
article in US Weekly, and--
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Mr. Healy! [chuckles]
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-[woman] Hello? Are you still--
-Uh...
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how may I, uh, assist you
this fine afternoon?
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I wanna see Caputo.
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Well, his next availability,
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mmm-hmm, one second...
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is, mmm, in two weeks.
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You're kiddin' me, right?
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You know, Mr. Healy,
back in the day, it was real good...
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when we had plenty of time
to see you,
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but now, I...
[chuckles] I don't know.
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[exhales sharply]
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-[sighs]
-Really, huh?
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How about, uh...
two boxes of Good and Plenty?
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-Five.
-Three.
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[phone rings]
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[Taystee] Mr. Healy's here to see you.
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[sighs] Fuck.
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Outside, he's in Side Boob.
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In here, he's the head boob.
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If you want something,
251
00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:51,583
you might wanna start out
by not insulting me.
252
00:13:52,376 --> 00:13:54,753
[sighs] I'd like to talk to you
about inmate King.
253
00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:57,339
[exhales sharply] Good.
254
00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,423
What's the update?
255
00:13:58,507 --> 00:14:01,135
Well, unfortunately,
she's been hangin' out
256
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:03,220
with some unsavory types.
257
00:14:03,303 --> 00:14:05,055
Hard to avoid in prison.
258
00:14:05,139 --> 00:14:07,724
I think it would be good
for her to stay busy. [sighs]
259
00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:09,643
I got an idea.
260
00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:12,729
Cooking class.
261
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,940
We can't afford new equipment.
262
00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:16,901
Hey, she's very resourceful.
263
00:14:16,984 --> 00:14:18,527
I'm telling you,
I've seen the videos.
264
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,363
She can take an olive jar
and turn it into a snow globe.
265
00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,740
And what about food?
And ingredients?
266
00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:25,200
Well, we got the garden.
267
00:14:25,284 --> 00:14:28,328
We got a bunch of those canned goods
in the expired earthquake kits.
268
00:14:28,412 --> 00:14:32,207
Ah, and if one inmate gets salmonella
from a ten-year-old sardine,
269
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,708
it's my neck on the line.
270
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,794
Hey, look, you gave Berdie
an improv troupe.
271
00:14:35,878 --> 00:14:39,464
I'm talkin' about a culinary-skills class
taught by a world-class chef.
272
00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:42,384
Everybody in here would want in.
You know that, Joe.
273
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,552
Mmm-hmm.
274
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:45,554
So what you're sayin' is
275
00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:47,973
you're gonna take
a bunch of restless inmates...
276
00:14:49,641 --> 00:14:51,643
keep them occupied
a couple of times a week.
277
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,020
Correct-a-mundo.
278
00:14:54,897 --> 00:14:57,357
Fine then.
Yes, you have my blessing.
279
00:14:58,317 --> 00:15:00,110
Talk to Piscatella first.
280
00:15:00,694 --> 00:15:02,404
Aye, aye, el Caputano.
281
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:04,823
Healy!
282
00:15:06,325 --> 00:15:07,326
Yeah?
283
00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,203
No knives.
284
00:15:09,286 --> 00:15:11,163
Obviously.
285
00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:19,046
What are you doing?
286
00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:21,256
I'm making breakfast.
287
00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:23,258
But it's the middle of the night.
288
00:15:23,342 --> 00:15:25,385
I couldn't sleep
and I wanted to keep my hands busy.
289
00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:27,387
Take a seat, kiddo.
290
00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:35,395
Deviled eggs and a side of tomato.
291
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,864
Are you feeling better now?
292
00:15:45,948 --> 00:15:49,368
I am, especially now
that I'm with my little man.
293
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,955
You're not hungry?
294
00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:55,332
I'm allergic to eggs.
295
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,460
-What are you talking about?
-They make me itchy.
296
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,129
I get a rash.
297
00:16:02,339 --> 00:16:03,465
Sorry.
298
00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:08,053
This new therapy...
it makes my brain a little skippy.
299
00:16:14,018 --> 00:16:15,102
[sighs]
300
00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:21,608
Actually... I was thinking about
stopping the treatments.
301
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,693
They're very traumatic,
302
00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:26,571
the way they put these metal plates
on my head,
303
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:28,782
and then, afterwards...
304
00:16:28,865 --> 00:16:31,368
it's like I've been erased.
305
00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:32,995
Does Dad know?
306
00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,413
I'm only telling you...
307
00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:37,749
because you understand me.
308
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,543
You always have.
309
00:16:40,294 --> 00:16:42,879
Don't you want Mommy
to hear the angels again,
310
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,131
to be happy?
311
00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:45,424
No.
312
00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:47,926
I think it's better
when you do the plates.
313
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,761
I don't like it when you're crazy.
314
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,936
Of course. You're right.
315
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:01,690
[sprinkler hissing]
316
00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:04,526
You hear that?
317
00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:07,862
Oh, it's the sprinkler.
318
00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:10,115
Your father will be angry
if we leave it on all night.
319
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:14,411
Finish your juice.
I'll go shut it off.
320
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:20,417
[door opens and closes]
321
00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:26,631
[sprinkler continues hissing]
322
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:36,683
Mom!
323
00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:49,863
Mom!
324
00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,076
Mom!
325
00:17:57,371 --> 00:17:59,998
[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
326
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,300
[guard] All right, ladies.
Shift's over.
327
00:18:10,384 --> 00:18:11,801
That's it. Let's go.
328
00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:20,954
[gags]
329
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:26,501
Ugh!
330
00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,213
[retches]
331
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:35,885
[sighs]
332
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:43,477
[exhales]
333
00:19:52,444 --> 00:19:53,445
[grunts]
334
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,489
What the fuck, Red?
335
00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:58,116
I know all about your plan
to poison the crazy girl.
336
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,909
[scoffs]
337
00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:02,161
You think I'm that stupid?
338
00:20:02,246 --> 00:20:05,039
I'd carry a cup of death juice
in plain sight?
339
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:06,666
-[sighs]
-That was coffee!
340
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,751
Sure it was,
341
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,837
and Rasputin had a sea cucumber
instead of a penis.
342
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:16,760
Trust me!
343
00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:21,931
When I'm ready to make my move,
it's gonna be a lot less conspicuous.
344
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:26,895
Can't mind your own business
for five goddamn minutes, can you, Red?
345
00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,230
Oh, I'll mind my own business
346
00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:31,316
when people stop
burying bodies in my garden.
347
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,068
Now come... walk with me.
348
00:20:35,529 --> 00:20:38,031
Poison is beneath you, Frieda, huh?
349
00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:40,367
It's for witches and bored housewives,
350
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:44,037
not badass biker chicks
with octopus tattoos.
351
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,831
What can I say?
I'm gettin' old.
352
00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:48,583
Oh, you are. So am I.
353
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,918
What's your point?
354
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:53,046
I know where all the bodies are buried...
355
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:56,508
not just the literal ones.
356
00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,636
I can't go back to Max.
357
00:21:00,554 --> 00:21:01,763
I'll die down there.
358
00:21:02,639 --> 00:21:05,767
If you poison that girl,
it'll get back to you,
359
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,853
and you'll be lucky
if they give you Max.
360
00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:11,105
[Lolly yelling] Go! Get out of here!
361
00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:13,107
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
362
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:15,777
Take cover right now!
Don't you come over here!
363
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,237
-Go!
-Hey, don't shove me!
364
00:21:18,322 --> 00:21:19,781
I am not shoving.
I'm saving.
365
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,950
There's a Hellfire missile
up there with your name on it.
366
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,411
[Pidge] There's a Hellfire missile
that says "Ramona"?
367
00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:27,456
Yeah. Read about the Patriot Act.
It's all in there, girl.
368
00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:31,167
She's a broken cuckoo clock.
So? We already knew that.
369
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,796
She can run her mouth off
to random inmates...
370
00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:38,007
but if she blabs to anyone
in real power,
371
00:21:38,091 --> 00:21:39,468
we're all dead.
372
00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:42,679
She's a problem, Red.
373
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:45,349
I know it and you know it.
374
00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:47,309
-[knocking on door]
-Yes?
375
00:21:48,852 --> 00:21:52,564
-You rang?
-Oh, come in. Come in.
376
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:56,234
I was just watching
a documentary on a sushi chef
377
00:21:56,318 --> 00:21:58,445
that works in a subway station.
378
00:22:00,364 --> 00:22:03,367
I don't eat sushi
and I don't take subways,
379
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,619
but it's interesting to me.
380
00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:08,037
Oh, thank you.
381
00:22:10,374 --> 00:22:12,376
The pride he took in his work, you know?
382
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:17,756
Anyways... I have some good news.
383
00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:19,674
My sentence has been commuted.
384
00:22:19,758 --> 00:22:21,217
[laughs]
385
00:22:22,218 --> 00:22:23,387
You're a funny criminal.
386
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,304
-[chuckles]
-But no.
387
00:22:25,389 --> 00:22:27,724
[opens drawer]
388
00:22:27,807 --> 00:22:29,350
I pulled some strings...
389
00:22:31,144 --> 00:22:33,480
and I've arranged for you
390
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,565
to lead a cooking class.
391
00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:39,027
I see.
392
00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:45,659
Thinking of calling it, the...
King of the Kitchen...
393
00:22:45,742 --> 00:22:49,245
-Ah.
-...or, um, "Le Cordon King." [chuckles]
394
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:50,455
[laughs]
395
00:22:50,539 --> 00:22:52,957
Well, I hope this doesn't sound impolite,
396
00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:56,670
but I'd like to decline
your considerate offer.
397
00:22:57,921 --> 00:22:59,005
Is that so?
398
00:22:59,088 --> 00:23:00,549
No, I mean, by all means,
put me to work.
399
00:23:00,632 --> 00:23:02,551
I would love to learn a new trade,
400
00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:05,554
maybe plumbing
or... or electricals.
401
00:23:05,637 --> 00:23:10,684
Mmm, well, electrical is, uh...
poorly managed.
402
00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:13,687
Well, you choose.
You're the expert.
403
00:23:15,647 --> 00:23:17,231
You know, I've chosen.
404
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,943
You know, these girls,
a lot of them,
405
00:23:20,026 --> 00:23:22,737
come from poor,
disadvantaged communities...
406
00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:26,407
and this class could make
a big difference for them.
407
00:23:26,491 --> 00:23:28,326
But I guess
you don't care about that, huh?
408
00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:29,410
Helping others?
409
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,747
Oh, I do. I do.
410
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:36,501
That's why I set up a scholarship fund
411
00:23:36,585 --> 00:23:39,128
for young chefs in rural Tennessee.
412
00:23:39,212 --> 00:23:43,049
It's why I do everything I can
to diversify all my kitchens.
413
00:23:43,132 --> 00:23:46,511
I sit on numerous boards,
volunteer, do PBS.
414
00:23:46,595 --> 00:23:49,889
So, forgive me if I want a respite.
415
00:23:51,641 --> 00:23:53,142
I'm sorry.
416
00:23:53,226 --> 00:23:56,062
This is what MCC
has decided is best for you.
417
00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,192
Of course.
418
00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:04,738
[sighs] Happy to oblige.
419
00:24:05,739 --> 00:24:06,740
Thank you.
420
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:17,416
I liked the part, uh,
with the puppets...
421
00:24:17,501 --> 00:24:20,545
and when the woman
set the bishop on fire.
422
00:24:20,629 --> 00:24:22,756
Yeah, I didn't really get a lot of it.
423
00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:25,174
I didn't either,
but I think that's kinda, like,
424
00:24:25,258 --> 00:24:27,844
what this cultural thing is about,
you know?
425
00:24:27,927 --> 00:24:29,513
It's like AA.
426
00:24:29,596 --> 00:24:31,723
[stutters] Half the job
is just showin' up.
427
00:24:32,932 --> 00:24:35,852
Well, it's, um, it's late.
I should go home.
428
00:24:35,935 --> 00:24:37,812
Well, I... I got a car.
Let me give you a ride.
429
00:24:37,896 --> 00:24:39,063
It's okay. I'll get a cab.
430
00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:41,440
You didn't have fun?
431
00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:44,694
-I did.
-So?
432
00:24:45,403 --> 00:24:46,530
So...
433
00:24:47,947 --> 00:24:49,240
you're my therapist.
434
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,284
Social worker, not therapist.
435
00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:53,161
It feels wrong.
436
00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:56,122
Hey, we're just two people,
trying to figure it out, you know?
437
00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:59,543
-I'm gonna go.
-Okay.
438
00:25:32,576 --> 00:25:33,577
Mom?
439
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,497
It's me... Sam.
440
00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:42,168
Sam?
441
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:48,675
[Taystee grunts]
442
00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:52,804
[sighs and blows raspberries]
443
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:54,180
[grunts]
444
00:25:56,015 --> 00:25:57,141
Long day at the office?
445
00:25:57,225 --> 00:26:01,270
[sighs] First, I had to photocopy,
and alphabetize,
446
00:26:01,354 --> 00:26:03,231
all of the W2s for the new guards,
447
00:26:03,314 --> 00:26:06,525
which I then had to fax to
some chick named Heather at MCC
448
00:26:06,610 --> 00:26:08,612
and then some other chick
named Tonya at the BOP,
449
00:26:08,695 --> 00:26:11,906
so now I know
all the guards' middle names.
450
00:26:11,990 --> 00:26:14,200
Then, when I was supposed
to take my lunch break,
451
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:17,203
Mr. Caputo needed help downloading
the latest version of Excel.
452
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:19,080
Why? Because he's like a hundred years old
453
00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:21,708
and doesn't know how to use a computer,
which I don't either,
454
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,251
but it's really not that hard, like...
455
00:26:23,334 --> 00:26:25,336
-[snaps fingers] common sense, people.
-Mmm.
456
00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:29,716
Oh, and then I had to fill out
an order form for order forms.
457
00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:31,300
So weird, right?
458
00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:34,137
Oh, and I got to eat this bar
that Caputo eats sometimes
459
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:38,016
instead of food when he's really busy,
and it wasn't that bad.
460
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:41,645
Had this weird color, and he said
I would probably have trouble poopin'.
461
00:26:41,728 --> 00:26:45,189
I need to get myself a yoga ball.
462
00:26:45,273 --> 00:26:47,566
Did you call the public library
like I asked?
463
00:26:48,652 --> 00:26:51,487
-I... I did.
-Oh! And?
464
00:26:52,405 --> 00:26:54,323
Go! Come on.
What'd they say?
465
00:26:54,407 --> 00:26:56,993
Are dragons covered in feathers,
like the dinosaurs,
466
00:26:57,076 --> 00:27:00,163
or are they covered in scales
like the Gorgons?
467
00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:02,791
You know...
they weren't quite sure.
468
00:27:02,874 --> 00:27:04,125
[grunts]
469
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,880
With responsibility comes great power.
470
00:27:08,963 --> 00:27:10,548
Isn't it the other way around?
471
00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,301
No. Think about it.
472
00:27:13,927 --> 00:27:17,096
I will call the library people tomorrow,
Suzanne.
473
00:27:19,724 --> 00:27:21,475
[smacks lips] I promise.
474
00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:28,942
You got power now, right?
475
00:27:29,025 --> 00:27:30,068
-[whistles]
-[Taystee] Mmm-mmm.
476
00:27:30,151 --> 00:27:33,780
I got a desk. That's it.
And, like, a phone.
477
00:27:33,863 --> 00:27:36,115
And, like, the ear of the warden,
but that's it.
478
00:27:36,199 --> 00:27:38,785
So, if I needed something--
479
00:27:38,868 --> 00:27:41,162
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, no.
480
00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,957
Don't get me involved
in your Middle East bullshit.
481
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,209
Hey, you got to share the love, homie.
482
00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:48,920
I mean, that's how black people
be gettin' ahead.
483
00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:50,296
-[Crazy Eyes] Mmm-hmm.
-Look at Obama.
484
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:52,716
-Change.
-He got to be president,
485
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:56,010
-so now the rest of us get to be--
-In prison.
486
00:27:56,094 --> 00:27:58,554
Oh! I forgot to tell y'all.
487
00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:01,474
I've got hella big news on Judy King.
488
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:06,020
Yo, Poussey will lose her shit.
Where she at? [laughs]
489
00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:08,147
She busy.
490
00:28:09,148 --> 00:28:10,649
[Poussey] Well, you can't really do that.
491
00:28:10,734 --> 00:28:12,986
[chuckling] You can't control
what goes on in your dreams.
492
00:28:13,069 --> 00:28:14,821
-Uh, yeah, you can.
-What?
493
00:28:14,904 --> 00:28:16,697
It's called lucid dreaming.
494
00:28:16,781 --> 00:28:20,451
No. No, no, no. Lucid dreaming is
when you talk to yourself in your dreams.
495
00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:24,205
Like, "Hey, you. Wake up.
You didn't actually go to school naked."
496
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,790
[giggles]
497
00:28:25,874 --> 00:28:27,250
Well, whatever it's called,
498
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:32,338
you can totally curate pictures and themes
that go into your brain.
499
00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:35,299
Like your own private film festival.
500
00:28:35,383 --> 00:28:38,094
Doesn't that, sort of,
defeat the purpose of a dream?
501
00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:39,345
-Hmm.
-Like,
502
00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:41,347
it's supposed to be about surprises.
503
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,892
Ugh! I don't like surprises.
504
00:28:43,975 --> 00:28:46,978
I like to be... in control.
505
00:28:47,061 --> 00:28:49,313
-That's funny 'cause...
-[chuckles]
506
00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:52,066
...I sort of like it
when you lose control.
507
00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:56,154
Like... when I do this.
508
00:28:58,364 --> 00:28:59,407
[moans]
509
00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:00,867
[chuckling]
510
00:29:01,785 --> 00:29:03,036
[both chuckling]
511
00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:06,039
[moaning]
512
00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,125
[moaning continues]
513
00:29:12,128 --> 00:29:13,671
[sighs]
514
00:29:13,755 --> 00:29:15,339
You got a problem down here with kites?
515
00:29:15,423 --> 00:29:16,925
No, sir.
516
00:29:18,301 --> 00:29:19,302
[toilet flushing]
517
00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,349
Burset.
518
00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:26,810
[water sloshing]
519
00:29:28,978 --> 00:29:31,815
I never thought I'd be happy
to see that mustache.
520
00:29:31,898 --> 00:29:33,024
You gotta get me out of here.
521
00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:36,986
Well, turning your cell into
a Russian bath is not helping your case.
522
00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:39,948
Flooding is a punishable offense.
You should know that.
523
00:29:40,031 --> 00:29:42,491
How else was I supposed to
get your attention?
524
00:29:42,575 --> 00:29:43,659
Well, you can ask for me.
525
00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:45,536
Are you kiddin' me?
526
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:47,371
I've been shoutin' your name for months.
527
00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:49,332
Well, you have not been
down here that long.
528
00:29:49,415 --> 00:29:52,085
[scoffs] Easy for you to say.
529
00:29:52,168 --> 00:29:55,964
You haven't been thrown in a dungeon,
forgotten about.
530
00:29:56,923 --> 00:29:58,632
No one has forgotten about you.
531
00:29:58,716 --> 00:30:01,803
Sophia, you're a smart girl.
532
00:30:01,886 --> 00:30:04,848
You have to know
you're not helping yourself.
533
00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:06,850
You need to meet me halfway
534
00:30:06,933 --> 00:30:09,352
if we have any chance
of gettin' you out of here.
535
00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:12,230
I wanna talk to my wife.
536
00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:13,940
Tell her where I am.
537
00:30:16,234 --> 00:30:18,069
I've already spoken with Crystal.
538
00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:19,653
What?
539
00:30:19,737 --> 00:30:21,697
What... What'd she say?
540
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:24,700
Well, she agrees with me.
541
00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:28,579
We need to wait for the right time
to return you to gen pop.
542
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:30,206
She would never say that.
543
00:30:31,124 --> 00:30:32,666
You lyin'.
544
00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:34,085
Think about it.
545
00:30:35,003 --> 00:30:36,545
You're still in here,
aren't you?
546
00:30:43,136 --> 00:30:44,220
What are you doin'?
547
00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:45,972
Put your shirt back on!
548
00:30:47,098 --> 00:30:48,766
[Caputo] I advise you not--
549
00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:52,561
[flushing]
550
00:30:54,898 --> 00:30:57,150
[toilet gargling]
551
00:30:59,777 --> 00:31:01,946
Either you let me out of here,
552
00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:05,824
or I'm gonna keep flushin' this toilet
till I drown myself!
553
00:31:05,909 --> 00:31:07,826
You're doin' this to yourself.
554
00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:10,288
Remember that.
555
00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:12,665
[sighs]
556
00:31:16,961 --> 00:31:19,130
CO Schmuck-a-Fuck,
get over here.
557
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:21,090
[inmate laughing] Schmuck-a-Fuck.
558
00:31:21,174 --> 00:31:23,801
Move Burset to a dry cell
before she gets hypothermia.
559
00:31:23,885 --> 00:31:25,219
Oh, but it's late.
560
00:31:25,303 --> 00:31:28,139
Uh, most of the COs are already gone.
It takes three for a move.
561
00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:29,682
I don't fucking care!
562
00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:31,350
You find people.
563
00:31:32,268 --> 00:31:35,438
This isn't Guantanamo.
Get her a fucking shirt!
564
00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:38,274
[inmate 1 snoring]
565
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,485
[whispering] Hey.
566
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,321
[whispering] What the fuck?
567
00:31:43,404 --> 00:31:45,031
Shh. It's me.
568
00:31:45,114 --> 00:31:46,407
Alex?
569
00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:47,992
-Shh.
-What are you doing?
570
00:31:48,076 --> 00:31:49,743
Come talk to me in the bathroom.
571
00:31:49,827 --> 00:31:54,332
You haven't said more than
"hi" to me... in days,
572
00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:57,126
and now you want some kind of
a middle-of-the-night confab?
573
00:31:57,210 --> 00:31:58,794
I don't wanna talk.
574
00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,964
Is this a booty call?
575
00:32:01,047 --> 00:32:03,091
-Come find out.
-Why?
576
00:32:03,174 --> 00:32:04,883
Why are you doing this now?
577
00:32:04,968 --> 00:32:06,970
God, you really know how to dry a girl up.
578
00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:09,055
I'm sorry. I'm confused.
579
00:32:09,973 --> 00:32:11,140
I thought that you hated me.
580
00:32:11,224 --> 00:32:12,766
I do.
581
00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:15,353
What's going on?
582
00:32:15,436 --> 00:32:16,980
Nothing.
583
00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:19,773
I just... I have insomnia.
584
00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:23,277
If something's up,
you can tell me.
585
00:32:25,321 --> 00:32:26,447
It's cool.
586
00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:29,783
Good night, Pipes.
587
00:32:40,294 --> 00:32:41,587
[inmate 2 sobbing]
588
00:32:43,006 --> 00:32:44,673
[indistinct chatter]
589
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:48,136
I can't believe they're letting her
teach a class,
590
00:32:48,219 --> 00:32:50,679
as if she weren't entitled enough.
591
00:32:50,763 --> 00:32:53,016
-You get to teach a class.
-It's different.
592
00:32:53,099 --> 00:32:54,392
Don't seem so different.
593
00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:56,019
Well, it is.
594
00:32:56,102 --> 00:32:59,772
Yoga is a democratic practice.
Anyone can do it.
595
00:32:59,855 --> 00:33:02,483
Learning to curl zucchini ribbons
is rarified.
596
00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:07,321
You do realize that only rich,
white people do yoga, right?
597
00:33:07,405 --> 00:33:08,572
[laughs]
598
00:33:08,656 --> 00:33:10,408
And the billions of Indian people
599
00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:13,327
who have been practicing it
for over 5,000 years?
600
00:33:13,411 --> 00:33:14,787
How about them?
601
00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:17,540
I'm working through some issues.
602
00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:19,250
-Question.
-[Crazy Eyes] Mmm.
603
00:33:20,126 --> 00:33:23,171
Do we still think Judy King a racist
or is she just Southern?
604
00:33:23,254 --> 00:33:26,299
-Mmm, I don't know.
-Speaking of racist.
605
00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:30,011
Can you guys make room?
606
00:33:30,094 --> 00:33:31,262
[Crazy Eyes sighs]
607
00:33:32,221 --> 00:33:35,349
-Yeah. Uh...
-[Crazy Eyes chuckles]
608
00:33:37,393 --> 00:33:38,394
[sighs]
609
00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,064
-Hi. I'm Alison.
-[Poussey] Hmm.
610
00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:46,902
[whispers] Suzanne.
611
00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:51,199
Uh... it's not
Bring Your Stranger to Work Day.
612
00:33:51,282 --> 00:33:54,077
-Poussey got Oriental Trading over there.
-[inmates chuckling]
613
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,037
Yeah, I think Final Call here
is a little different.
614
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,289
Come on, man. Chill.
615
00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:02,501
Uh, Alison... do you have hair?
616
00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:05,629
I do. I cover it for modesty.
617
00:34:05,713 --> 00:34:08,757
I got a cousin who lives in Modesto.
618
00:34:08,841 --> 00:34:10,968
That's, like, modest with an "O."
619
00:34:11,052 --> 00:34:16,224
We were just conversing about Judy
and how sick her class gonna be.
620
00:34:16,307 --> 00:34:17,516
-[all laughing]
-[Black Cindy] Yeah, yo!
621
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,477
You guys are a bunch of suckers.
622
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,355
I mean, come on. You really think
that class is gonna change stuff?
623
00:34:22,438 --> 00:34:23,647
-[chuckles] Yeah.
-No, man.
624
00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:26,775
We still gonna be bussin' tables and
flippin' burgers when we get out of here.
625
00:34:26,859 --> 00:34:28,069
-[Black Cindy] Fuck that.
-[whispering] Yeah!
626
00:34:28,736 --> 00:34:30,696
I don't do food service.
627
00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:34,658
Unless it's White Castle, you know,
'cause their burgers be so itty-bitty.
628
00:34:34,742 --> 00:34:36,410
So, you gonna go?
629
00:34:36,494 --> 00:34:38,412
I don't know.
I hate celebrities.
630
00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:41,249
They're all hoity-toity.
They have people watchin' 'em.
631
00:34:41,332 --> 00:34:42,875
They got all those adopted kids,
632
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:45,002
-in general.
-[scoffs]
633
00:34:45,086 --> 00:34:47,463
I did once get to see
the real Lassie
634
00:34:47,546 --> 00:34:49,798
at the Dutchess County Sheep
and Wool Festival.
635
00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:52,050
-Like, the dog?
-Yeah.
636
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,012
All right, inmates, forks down!
637
00:34:55,096 --> 00:34:57,055
First breakfast shift is now over.
638
00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:59,183
I need you to clear out,
so we can start the second shift.
639
00:34:59,267 --> 00:35:01,894
-[inmates groaning]
-Uh, but we didn't even get our food yet.
640
00:35:01,977 --> 00:35:04,021
Yeah, when I get too skinny,
my ass gets flat.
641
00:35:04,105 --> 00:35:07,108
Them's the rules.
You wanna eat, get here earlier next time.
642
00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:08,901
-[scoffs]
-[all exclaiming]
643
00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:11,862
[inmates clamoring]
644
00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:14,240
[Dixon] Did you hear me?
Let's move!
645
00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:16,909
'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!
'Scuse me!
646
00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:18,452
-'Scuse me!
-All right. All right.
647
00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:23,249
[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
648
00:35:25,168 --> 00:35:28,837
Hey, rub-a-dub-dub, you've been scrubbin'
that same pan for 20 minutes.
649
00:35:28,921 --> 00:35:31,674
So what?
You a scrub expert now?
650
00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:34,843
You know what? Have at it.
651
00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:38,431
This got anything to do
with that meeting you had yesterday?
652
00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:40,849
Yeah, that's right.
I know about it.
653
00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:43,811
I'm like Columbo,
but with two real eyes and a better ass.
654
00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:48,149
I'm being evicted.
655
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,151
You getting out?
656
00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,570
Not, like, this afternoon,
but yeah, real soon.
657
00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:55,656
How did you not know
your date was coming up?
658
00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:57,158
It's early.
659
00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:59,368
I guess I was good or some shit.
I don't know.
660
00:35:59,452 --> 00:36:01,329
[whispering] Holy shit.
661
00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:03,706
Wow.
662
00:36:04,957 --> 00:36:09,378
-Well, hey, congratulations.
-Yeah, no, not congratulations.
663
00:36:09,462 --> 00:36:12,089
More like con-fuck-ulations...
664
00:36:12,173 --> 00:36:14,842
or whatever the opposite
of congratulations is.
665
00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:16,635
Why? You get to go find your kids.
666
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,763
You get to fuck 'em up yourself
instead of having someone do it for you.
667
00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:22,015
Even I find them,
I'm not gonna get 'em.
668
00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:24,685
The state won't give them over
unless I got an apartment.
669
00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:26,729
So you work a little bit,
you get an apartment.
670
00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:30,065
Sure. People love to hire ex-cons.
671
00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:33,319
And in skills, I'll write,
"Packed heroin real good,"
672
00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:36,239
and "Fucked people who pack heroin."
673
00:36:36,322 --> 00:36:37,531
[sighs]
674
00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:41,869
Why even try? I'm fucked.
675
00:36:41,952 --> 00:36:44,079
Ay, okay. Enough.
676
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:46,582
You gotta bust your ass now, mama.
677
00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:49,752
Make some moves.
Work your contacts.
678
00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,920
Work your relatives.
Work the system.
679
00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:53,547
Get educated, if you have to.
680
00:36:53,631 --> 00:36:56,925
Get your GED.
Do whatever you gotta do.
681
00:36:57,009 --> 00:36:59,177
You got a goal now.
682
00:36:59,262 --> 00:37:01,555
You can't shrivel up into a ball.
683
00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:04,099
Mira, you gotta save your kids.
684
00:37:05,434 --> 00:37:06,477
You're Puerto Rican.
685
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,230
You know somebody with an apartment.
You know somebody with a job.
686
00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:10,314
Qué?
687
00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:15,444
You gonna roll over like a pendeja? Huh?
688
00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:19,197
-No!
-No, that's right.
689
00:37:20,032 --> 00:37:24,245
Mira, clean that fucking pan,
'cause I got a life, too, you know?
690
00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:25,454
[chuckles]
691
00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:29,583
You told Daya yet?
692
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,335
[sighs] No.
693
00:37:31,419 --> 00:37:33,546
Con-fuck-ulations on that one.
694
00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:34,880
No shit.
695
00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:38,175
[inmates talking indistinctly]
696
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:41,554
[guard] You, get off the fence.
697
00:37:42,471 --> 00:37:44,222
I feel you creepin' over there.
698
00:37:51,564 --> 00:37:54,149
For the record, I'm a pacifist.
699
00:37:55,401 --> 00:37:57,361
-Huh?
-[both grunting]
700
00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:02,240
Lookie here.
A secret fuck spot.
701
00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:04,368
-Well, not anymore.
-[both grunting]
702
00:38:04,452 --> 00:38:08,205
Break it up. Come on.
Let's go. Keep movin'.
703
00:38:09,582 --> 00:38:11,334
[indistinct talking]
704
00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:18,924
Man, when you see them all together
like this, there are a lot of inmates.
705
00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:21,677
I know.
Like, if they ever banded together,
706
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,638
they could totally overpower us.
[softly] We're done.
707
00:38:24,722 --> 00:38:27,475
At least we got the new guards.
They're, like, trained in combat.
708
00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:31,395
Yeah... but I'm kind of scared
of the new guards.
709
00:38:32,104 --> 00:38:34,315
-Yeah, me too.
-[chuckles lightly]
710
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:48,787
[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
711
00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:53,667
Hey, you think they'll give us leftovers?
712
00:38:53,751 --> 00:38:55,210
I don't know. Maybe.
713
00:38:56,337 --> 00:39:00,341
Ladies... I'd like to welcome you
to Food for Thought.
714
00:39:01,342 --> 00:39:03,844
This is an exclusive opportunity.
715
00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:06,514
People at Yale University
couldn't take this class...
716
00:39:06,597 --> 00:39:08,223
-[inmates laughing]
-...only you.
717
00:39:08,306 --> 00:39:09,350
Judy King!
718
00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:11,018
-Yes.
-[all laughing]
719
00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:15,105
So I'm gonna turn it over to,
uh, inmate King now.
720
00:39:18,859 --> 00:39:20,694
Uh, all right, how about this?
721
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:25,574
I want you to raise your hand
if you've ever made sunchoke velouté.
722
00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:27,451
Never heard of it.
723
00:39:27,535 --> 00:39:31,163
-[Judy] How about cuttlefish ravioli?
-[panting]
724
00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:32,289
Never mind.
725
00:39:32,373 --> 00:39:34,500
What about anything with foam?
726
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,251
"Foam," did she say?
727
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:39,254
Good. Neither have I.
728
00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:40,756
-[inmates exclaiming]
-[Judy] All right.
729
00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:42,257
I don't make anything highfalutin.
730
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:47,137
I cook real food for real people to eat,
and I don't do it alone.
731
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:51,559
I mean, any good chef will tell you
that cookin' is a team sport.
732
00:39:51,642 --> 00:39:53,894
So you're gonna learn
some practical skills here
733
00:39:53,977 --> 00:39:56,980
that are gonna make you
a better team player.
734
00:39:57,064 --> 00:40:00,275
So, today, I'm gonna do a demonstration,
but I'm hopin' that,
735
00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:03,195
in the future,
we're gonna set up some work stations
736
00:40:03,278 --> 00:40:05,489
so everybody can get their hands dirty.
737
00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:07,533
-[inmates exclaim]
-Yes, with the makeup.
738
00:40:07,616 --> 00:40:09,076
Uh, Muccio.
739
00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:12,120
Uh, I was just wonderin',
do you think we'll do a casserole?
740
00:40:12,204 --> 00:40:14,039
Because I know that my Vinnie,
741
00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:17,125
he really likes
the traditional-type stuff.
742
00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,377
Well, no, darlin', we're not.
743
00:40:19,462 --> 00:40:20,921
We're gonna have to do
somethin' much simpler,
744
00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:25,468
since we don't have very much
in the way of ingredients or knives,
745
00:40:25,551 --> 00:40:30,431
but it's a dish that I think
some of you, in particular,
746
00:40:30,514 --> 00:40:32,182
are really gonna enjoy.
747
00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:33,476
Cornbread!
748
00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:35,436
-Yup. See? You called it. Racist.
-[scoffs]
749
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:37,730
But Filipino style.
750
00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:39,857
-Yeah, I'm not sure about that.
-[Black Cindy] Mmm.
751
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:44,027
I got this recipe
from a coconut farmer in Manila.
752
00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:45,863
Now, I need a volunteer.
753
00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:49,116
-[inmate] Me! How about me?
-Oh, yes, Ms. Washington. Come on.
754
00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:52,453
-[grunts]
-Teacher's pet, man.
755
00:40:54,747 --> 00:40:56,665
Now, I'm gonna need your help.
756
00:40:56,749 --> 00:40:58,333
-Oh, look, I meant to-- Look at that.
-[giggles]
757
00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:01,629
-What on earth does that say, I wonder?
-Lait de coco.
758
00:41:01,712 --> 00:41:03,797
-That's it, I knew you'd know it.
-It's coconut milk.
759
00:41:03,881 --> 00:41:06,550
Now, the first step is easy.
760
00:41:07,551 --> 00:41:11,013
-Locate a shit-ton of butter.
-[inmates murmuring]
761
00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:12,139
All right?
762
00:41:15,518 --> 00:41:20,898
So, after that, I got my master's degree
in social work from Iona.
763
00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:26,236
Hey, you're not hungry?
764
00:41:26,319 --> 00:41:27,821
No. [chuckles]
765
00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,658
No, my teeth...
766
00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:32,325
Oh, we'll get you something softer.
767
00:41:32,409 --> 00:41:36,622
We'll get you some, uh, cottage cheese
or deviled eggs or something like that.
768
00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:38,624
-Sam...
-Yeah.
769
00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:41,502
It's me.
770
00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:45,047
It's your boy.
771
00:41:46,549 --> 00:41:47,841
I've missed you, Mom.
772
00:41:48,759 --> 00:41:49,927
[whimpers]
773
00:41:51,136 --> 00:41:55,098
Mom, I want you to know
I'm not angry with you for disappearing.
774
00:41:56,224 --> 00:42:00,646
I know that you reached out to me
that night... and I didn't listen.
775
00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:03,607
I wasn't there for you.
776
00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:08,111
But I'm...
I'm hopin' to change all that now.
777
00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:11,364
Okay?
778
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,870
What? Is that your... name?
779
00:42:17,955 --> 00:42:19,623
[stuttering] Ellen?
780
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:23,877
Ellen. Ellen.
781
00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:26,714
Yes, I'm Ellen.
782
00:42:27,590 --> 00:42:29,091
Not Margaret?
783
00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:33,637
No... I'm Ellen.
784
00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:41,519
Okay, well...
you know what?
785
00:42:41,604 --> 00:42:45,023
We'll... We'll have a nice meal together.
786
00:42:45,107 --> 00:42:46,734
I'm not gonna send it back.
787
00:42:47,610 --> 00:42:50,738
No, I gotta go.
788
00:42:50,821 --> 00:42:52,239
I gotta go find my blanket.
789
00:42:52,322 --> 00:42:53,991
No, no. Stay.
790
00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:57,035
[chuckles] Stay and talk to me.
Uh, I'm havin' a bad night.
791
00:42:57,119 --> 00:43:00,080
From the looks of it,
you're not in such a great place yourself.
792
00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:01,915
No, I gotta go now!
793
00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:03,333
Stay with me.
Stay with me.
794
00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:06,419
You think somebody else
is gonna help you now? Huh?
795
00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:07,713
-[Ellen whimpers]
-Huh?
796
00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:16,764
Doggett. Hey.
797
00:43:16,847 --> 00:43:18,306
Will you wait up?
798
00:43:20,726 --> 00:43:22,269
You avoiding me or somethin'?
799
00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:25,731
I just don't really like cookin'.
I was just curious, but I changed my mind.
800
00:43:25,814 --> 00:43:28,525
Not just now, but, like,
all the time.
801
00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:31,486
No. Just been busy workin' really hard.
802
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:36,491
Hey, you can talk to me.
803
00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:40,203
What's goin' on? You got one of those
seizures comin' or somethin'?
804
00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:49,838
-Are you doin' it with her?
-What?
805
00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:56,011
Are you doin' it with that Spanish girl,
that lil' pixie one that drives the van?
806
00:43:56,094 --> 00:43:58,471
What are you talkin' about? Ramos?
807
00:43:59,514 --> 00:44:01,308
She's not even my type.
808
00:44:02,392 --> 00:44:03,977
-Why? You jealous?
-No.
809
00:44:05,353 --> 00:44:07,397
No, I'm not jealous.
810
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,692
-Why would you even ask me that?
-'Cause...
811
00:44:16,114 --> 00:44:18,826
I just wanna make sure
you're not rapin' her, is all.
812
00:44:34,132 --> 00:44:37,761
You think... I raped you?
813
00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:49,314
Yeah. I mean,
what else do you call that?
814
00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:55,320
But I love you.
I told you that.
815
00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:59,491
And I said it when... When...
816
00:45:01,451 --> 00:45:03,078
I said it.
817
00:45:03,161 --> 00:45:04,162
So?
818
00:45:05,122 --> 00:45:07,124
So, that makes it different.
819
00:45:15,799 --> 00:45:18,051
But that didn't feel any different.
820
00:45:35,693 --> 00:45:37,404
I've called this summit...
821
00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:41,283
because all three of you
need to communicate better.
822
00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:43,201
You're operating out of fear,
823
00:45:43,285 --> 00:45:47,080
which is causing certain people
to make bad decisions.
824
00:45:48,165 --> 00:45:50,708
Oh, well, uh--
I'm sorry. Who are you?
825
00:45:50,793 --> 00:45:54,296
-You know who I am!
-No, I mean, who sent you?
826
00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:57,215
Relax. I asked her for help.
She's here as a consultant.
827
00:45:57,299 --> 00:45:59,176
And how do you know she is not bugged?
828
00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:01,636
She could be recordin' this whole thing.
829
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,264
She is Russian, for God's sake.
830
00:46:04,347 --> 00:46:08,518
Lolly... how can you assure
your partners over here...
831
00:46:09,561 --> 00:46:13,690
that you are not going to go digging
for buried treasure again?
832
00:46:14,774 --> 00:46:17,735
'Cause I don't have a shovel.
833
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:19,362
Good point.
834
00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:22,240
Maybe we should strategize
how to get her kicked off grounds' crew.
835
00:46:22,324 --> 00:46:25,452
All right, could we just move on
and just put this in the past?
836
00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:27,287
I can.
837
00:46:27,370 --> 00:46:30,290
Then again...
I'm not our problem.
838
00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,377
Oh... [stutters]
839
00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:36,171
Why is everybody lookin' at me?
840
00:46:36,254 --> 00:46:38,966
Because your little Tell-Tale Heart stunt
freaked everybody out.
841
00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:40,258
And now nobody here trusts you.
842
00:46:40,342 --> 00:46:42,970
Fine. I got two words for you guys.
843
00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:44,387
Las Vegas.
844
00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:48,934
-Oh, here we go.
-There is a bunker in Las Vegas
845
00:46:49,017 --> 00:46:52,270
filled with these dudes who work
for the United States government,
846
00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:56,942
and they sit on these little
video-game consoles and they... they...
847
00:46:57,025 --> 00:47:00,653
they fly drones over Afghanistan and Iraq.
848
00:47:00,737 --> 00:47:02,155
You know that--
Okay, you know the drone
849
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,241
that's been hoverin' over
the... the garden?
850
00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:07,160
That is just a camera drone,
851
00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:09,371
but if you listen really good,
852
00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:13,125
you could hear the second drone
above that drone.
853
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:16,128
That is the Predator drone,
and that is the drone that kills people!
854
00:47:16,211 --> 00:47:18,755
-From Las Vegas.
-Exactly!
855
00:47:19,589 --> 00:47:22,675
-See? She gets it.
-Barely.
856
00:47:22,759 --> 00:47:26,263
I have it under very good information
857
00:47:26,346 --> 00:47:30,142
that that killer drone was sent
by the United States government
858
00:47:30,225 --> 00:47:34,146
in response to our attack
on one of their agents.
859
00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:38,608
And since the Freedom of Information Act
does not apply to privatized prisons...
860
00:47:39,859 --> 00:47:41,569
they could just wipe us out!
861
00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:44,281
Boom, boom, boom,
and nobody would ever even know.
862
00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:48,201
But... [clicks tongue] see,
unless we shoot that drone down...
863
00:47:49,577 --> 00:47:52,539
I guess we'd have to use a gun
or somethin' like that and...
864
00:47:52,622 --> 00:47:54,624
we'd have to probably steal it
from a guard.
865
00:47:54,707 --> 00:47:58,878
Or we sneak on to a computer
and just leak the information
866
00:47:58,962 --> 00:48:02,966
to that dude, um, Julian Assage.
Assange...
867
00:48:03,967 --> 00:48:05,385
if I could still find his e-mail.
868
00:48:05,468 --> 00:48:09,097
All right, you guys keep talkin',
869
00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:12,850
and I'm gonna go out to the garden
and check on that drone.
870
00:48:22,027 --> 00:48:24,904
Frieda's right.
We have to kill her.
871
00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:30,077
[woman on PA]
Group therapy is starting in five minutes.
872
00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:35,873
Missed quite a show.
873
00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:38,376
-Good.
-Big success.
874
00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:39,711
Good.
875
00:48:39,794 --> 00:48:44,132
Listen, uh, Ms. King has asked me
to remove you as her counselor.
876
00:48:44,216 --> 00:48:46,843
[chuckling] What?
That's ridiculous.
877
00:48:46,926 --> 00:48:48,511
She says you make her uncomfortable...
878
00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:51,139
and that you have power issues.
879
00:48:54,351 --> 00:48:57,145
[stuttering] That's how women talk.
880
00:48:57,229 --> 00:49:00,523
Well... MCC is
already up my ass about her.
881
00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:02,775
I gotta comply.
882
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,031
She's an inmate,
for Christ's sakes, Joe.
883
00:49:08,115 --> 00:49:09,574
Yeah, for now.
884
00:49:09,657 --> 00:49:13,495
But in half a year...
she'll be a rich celebrity again
885
00:49:13,578 --> 00:49:17,040
with the power and means to sue us
for whatever the fuck she wants.
886
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,960
[stutters] What about Food for Thought?
887
00:49:21,711 --> 00:49:24,047
Someone else will supervise the class.
888
00:49:25,048 --> 00:49:28,468
Hey... on the bright side,
889
00:49:28,551 --> 00:49:31,846
this class had the highest attendance
out of any activity to date.
890
00:49:32,805 --> 00:49:35,558
It was a hit.
You were right. Good job.
891
00:49:51,533 --> 00:49:54,161
Why you hiding in here?
It's creepy.
892
00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:57,914
It's quiet. I like it.
893
00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:05,297
That's nice.
894
00:50:07,715 --> 00:50:10,093
If I spend time... [sighs]
895
00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:12,679
reading law books
or reading up on foster care,
896
00:50:12,762 --> 00:50:17,642
maybe, instead of drawing these
stupid pictures, I'd be prepared.
897
00:50:17,725 --> 00:50:19,644
I'd maybe know how to get Armaria back.
898
00:50:19,727 --> 00:50:21,771
[both sigh]
899
00:50:21,854 --> 00:50:23,315
Daya, look at me.
900
00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:27,277
I'm getting out of here soon.
901
00:50:30,822 --> 00:50:32,782
Soon? How soon?
902
00:50:32,865 --> 00:50:34,117
Real soon.
903
00:50:34,201 --> 00:50:38,330
And I'm gonna get Christina and Eva
and Lucy and Emiliano
904
00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:40,623
and your little Armaria back.
905
00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:44,169
So stop all this moping shit.
906
00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:47,380
Are you kidding me?
907
00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:49,549
Why would I mess with you like that?
908
00:50:49,632 --> 00:50:50,842
[scoffs]
909
00:50:50,925 --> 00:50:53,761
I don't know, 'cause you play
some fucked-up head games sometimes?
910
00:50:53,845 --> 00:50:55,138
[sighs]
911
00:50:59,058 --> 00:51:00,935
Why ain't you saying nothing?
912
00:51:02,187 --> 00:51:03,605
[sighs]
913
00:51:09,819 --> 00:51:11,404
I'm gonna miss you.
914
00:51:14,073 --> 00:51:17,494
-And you're probably gonna fuck up my kid.
-[chuckles]
915
00:51:18,995 --> 00:51:20,580
[inmates talking indistinctly]
916
00:51:21,581 --> 00:51:25,084
[chuckles] So, um...
yeah, we quit.
917
00:51:25,168 --> 00:51:27,295
-Sorry.
-[chuckling] But, like, not really.
918
00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:28,963
[Maritza chuckles lightly]
919
00:51:29,046 --> 00:51:30,798
Let me guess.
You're working for Maria now.
920
00:51:30,882 --> 00:51:32,550
She gave us free slipper socks.
921
00:51:34,969 --> 00:51:37,096
She is paying you in slipper socks
922
00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:40,099
'cause she can't pay you
in actual money yet.
923
00:51:40,183 --> 00:51:42,894
-Flaca, what about your sick mother?
-[scoffs]
924
00:51:42,977 --> 00:51:44,812
Don't you wanna send her cash?
925
00:51:44,896 --> 00:51:47,857
Don't you go pretendin' like
you actually care about me.
926
00:51:47,940 --> 00:51:50,943
Soon, I'll be making twice
as much cash with Maria,
927
00:51:51,027 --> 00:51:55,031
'cause she's all about, like,
upward mobility and la raza.
928
00:51:55,114 --> 00:51:57,950
And you know what?
She's just plain nicer.
929
00:51:58,034 --> 00:52:00,162
-And slipper socks.
-You said that already.
930
00:52:00,245 --> 00:52:01,288
I really like them.
931
00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:10,380
Should I go over there
and pull her hair or something?
932
00:52:10,463 --> 00:52:13,466
-I give a mean Indian burn.
-No, I got this.
933
00:52:17,845 --> 00:52:19,472
You're jacking my girls now?
934
00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,266
You jacked my panties,
I jack your girls.
935
00:52:21,349 --> 00:52:22,850
You jacked my idea.
936
00:52:22,934 --> 00:52:24,602
-[scoffs]
-You are the original jacker.
937
00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:27,772
Look, Maria...
this is getting out of hand.
938
00:52:27,855 --> 00:52:28,856
[chuckles]
939
00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:30,525
I do not wanna start a war with you.
940
00:52:30,608 --> 00:52:33,528
This isn't war. It's business.
941
00:52:34,612 --> 00:52:36,448
Have a nice day.
942
00:52:38,157 --> 00:52:42,454
Hey! Hey! How you gonna identify me
without this?
943
00:52:42,537 --> 00:52:45,248
Hmm? How you gonna do it?
How you gonna kill me then?
944
00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:47,875
You're not gonna do it.
You're not gonna do it.
945
00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:49,168
-[guards laughing]
-How do you think you're gonna
946
00:52:49,252 --> 00:52:52,839
identify me without this? Hmm?
How you gonna do it?
947
00:52:52,922 --> 00:52:54,341
The fuck's happening here?
948
00:52:54,424 --> 00:52:58,010
I, um, I don't know.
But it is highly entertaining.
949
00:52:58,094 --> 00:52:59,136
[Lolly] Homemade camouflage, bitches!
950
00:52:59,221 --> 00:53:00,722
[Piscatella] How long has she been
like this?
951
00:53:00,805 --> 00:53:02,056
-[Dixon] Ten, fifteen minutes.
-[grunting]
952
00:53:02,139 --> 00:53:05,435
Yeah. She was yelling about the NSA,
um, and body parts. [laughs]
953
00:53:05,518 --> 00:53:07,562
The prisoner is having a psychotic break
954
00:53:07,645 --> 00:53:10,273
and you're standing here
giggling like women.
955
00:53:10,357 --> 00:53:11,608
Let's get her to Psych. Now.
956
00:53:11,691 --> 00:53:12,775
You stay here.
957
00:53:12,859 --> 00:53:16,070
[Lolly] You can't see me!
You can't shoot me! I'm invisible!
958
00:53:16,153 --> 00:53:18,030
-I'm invisible!
-Lolly! Lolly, get up!
959
00:53:18,114 --> 00:53:20,867
-No! Don't shoot me!
-Lolly, please get up.
960
00:53:20,950 --> 00:53:24,496
Can't see me, can't see me,
can't see me, can't see me.
961
00:53:24,579 --> 00:53:25,580
On your feet.
962
00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:31,002
[glass shattering]
963
00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:46,559
[inmate 1 shouting] Rose, you smell that?
964
00:53:47,810 --> 00:53:49,145
[inmate 2] What is that?
965
00:53:49,228 --> 00:53:51,523
[inmate 3] Smoke, girl! Guards!
966
00:53:51,606 --> 00:53:54,484
Sound the alarm!
Get out of here!
967
00:53:55,192 --> 00:53:56,193
[alarm ringing]
968
00:53:56,278 --> 00:53:58,613
Get everybody out! Come on! Now!
Let's go! Let's go!
969
00:53:58,696 --> 00:53:59,697
-[alarm continues]
-[panicked yelling]
970
00:54:03,034 --> 00:54:07,497
Tell Caputo to go fuck himself.
I'm just gettin' started.
971
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,542
Jesus Christ.
972
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,634
[screaming] No! No!
They're gonna electrocute me!
973
00:54:19,717 --> 00:54:21,303
Hey, what the hell's goin' on here?
974
00:54:21,386 --> 00:54:23,220
We got a live one.
Takin' her to Psych.
975
00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:26,265
This woman needs a certified counselor.
976
00:54:26,349 --> 00:54:27,559
Come here.
977
00:54:29,018 --> 00:54:30,269
-Come on.
-[panting]
978
00:54:31,187 --> 00:54:34,857
Come. We'll have a talk in my office.
Okay?
979
00:54:36,275 --> 00:54:37,276
[sighs]
980
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,611
Show's over.
981
00:54:42,407 --> 00:54:44,409
People are trying to kill me.
982
00:54:45,327 --> 00:54:46,494
Who?
983
00:54:46,578 --> 00:54:49,581
[sniffles] The NSA, the military,
984
00:54:49,664 --> 00:54:52,500
whoever's operating...
[stutters] that drone
985
00:54:52,584 --> 00:54:54,919
that's hidin' in the clouds
above the garden.
986
00:54:55,002 --> 00:54:59,048
Why is the NSA or the military
interested in our garden?
987
00:55:00,091 --> 00:55:01,884
'Cause I... [stutters]
988
00:55:01,968 --> 00:55:03,177
[sighs]
989
00:55:06,138 --> 00:55:10,101
I killed a guy and chopped him up
and buried him in there. [sighs]
990
00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:14,897
-You killed a guy?
-Yep.
991
00:55:15,857 --> 00:55:17,734
He was a hit man.
992
00:55:19,026 --> 00:55:22,321
He worked for an international drug cartel
that was backed by the United States,
993
00:55:22,405 --> 00:55:23,615
probably the CIA.
994
00:55:23,698 --> 00:55:26,158
[gasps] Oh, it could've been FEMA.
995
00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:29,746
They've been targeting me for a long time.
996
00:55:30,705 --> 00:55:32,790
Have you ever heard of,
uh, of Rex 84?
997
00:55:33,708 --> 00:55:36,252
No, of course you haven't heard of it.
It's classified.
998
00:55:37,837 --> 00:55:41,883
Do you sometimes see
or hear things that aren't there?
999
00:55:43,385 --> 00:55:45,261
Sure, I hear voices.
1000
00:55:45,344 --> 00:55:46,763
Like angels?
That sorta thing?
1001
00:55:46,846 --> 00:55:49,516
Not angels. I told you.
Voices, I hear voices.
1002
00:55:52,935 --> 00:55:55,980
I think you might be
suffering from delusions.
1003
00:55:57,732 --> 00:55:58,983
I am not.
1004
00:56:01,277 --> 00:56:03,362
I hear that all the time.
1005
00:56:03,446 --> 00:56:05,281
"Lolly, you're crazy."
1006
00:56:06,991 --> 00:56:11,663
"Lolly, you got conspiracy-theory-itis."
That is not it!
1007
00:56:11,746 --> 00:56:13,748
This is different this time.
This is real.
1008
00:56:14,582 --> 00:56:18,085
What if these voices that you're hearing
are manipulating you?
1009
00:56:19,295 --> 00:56:21,423
Trying to convince you that they're real?
1010
00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:26,844
That you did a bad thing,
when in reality, you didn't do anything?
1011
00:56:28,971 --> 00:56:30,056
Why would they do that?
1012
00:56:30,139 --> 00:56:31,683
You tell me.
1013
00:56:34,393 --> 00:56:35,687
Um...
1014
00:56:35,770 --> 00:56:38,272
[gasps] Ooh, to frame me.
1015
00:56:39,732 --> 00:56:43,570
Ooh, to, um... [clicking tongue]
They could do research on me.
1016
00:56:44,654 --> 00:56:48,282
As a counselor...
I know everything that goes on here.
1017
00:56:48,365 --> 00:56:49,576
[sniffles]
1018
00:56:49,659 --> 00:56:51,453
So, if someone...
1019
00:56:52,912 --> 00:56:54,205
anyone...
1020
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:57,917
was killed here on campus...
1021
00:56:59,376 --> 00:57:00,670
I'd know about it.
1022
00:57:02,296 --> 00:57:05,550
[sniffles] So, you're saying
I didn't kill anybody?
1023
00:57:05,633 --> 00:57:09,095
No... I don't believe you did.
1024
00:57:09,178 --> 00:57:10,847
[sniffles]
1025
00:57:14,809 --> 00:57:17,562
Lucky for you, I got a lot of experience
dealing with this kinda thing.
1026
00:57:19,522 --> 00:57:22,108
Let's get a treatment plan
goin' for you, Whitehill.
1027
00:57:23,109 --> 00:57:25,820
Get those voices of yours under control.
1028
00:57:27,822 --> 00:57:29,574
You don't have to worry.
1029
00:57:30,575 --> 00:57:31,868
I'm gonna help you.
1030
00:57:35,580 --> 00:57:37,164
What the fuck did you say in there?
1031
00:57:37,248 --> 00:57:39,751
Okay, okay, okay, wait.
Hold up. Hold up.
1032
00:57:39,834 --> 00:57:41,085
I gotta apologize.
1033
00:57:41,168 --> 00:57:44,547
See, I was under the impression that I...
1034
00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:46,716
we, killed some dude.
1035
00:57:46,799 --> 00:57:49,051
No, my bad.
My bad. My bad.
1036
00:57:49,135 --> 00:57:52,722
Turns out Rex 84 was manipulating my brain
1037
00:57:52,805 --> 00:57:54,431
to make me think that.
1038
00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:59,812
Or maybe that Aydin guy was really,
like, a hologram?
1039
00:58:01,481 --> 00:58:03,858
Also, great counseling here.
1040
00:58:03,941 --> 00:58:06,402
I am continually impressed.
1041
00:58:10,406 --> 00:58:11,741
[chuckles]
1042
00:58:11,824 --> 00:58:14,201
[rock music playing]