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[cell door slams]
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[theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams]
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[inmates talking indistinctly]
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Hey, Chapman,
I was thinking, my, uh...
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my brother runs the Philly chapter
of Aryan Brotherhood.
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Maybe it's time we got connected,
make this shit official.
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[muffled] Uh, we are a task force, Sankey.
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Yeah, technically. But...
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isn't that 'cause we're afraid to say
we're worthy of love?
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White shame.
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We've gotta love ourselves
loud and proud.
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White and proud!
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I really do not feel comfortable
being a part of a brand.
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On the other hand,
there's strength in numbers.
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Hey!
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This bathroom? Not yours.
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I'm just checking out the water pressure.
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We have such long lines on our floor.
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I guess because there's so many of us.
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[grunts]
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-Something's up.
-Come on.
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Well, I guess you've found a way
to stay protected.
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It's too bad, you know,
there's no Hawaiian power group
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for me to hide behind.
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Oh, you'll be fine.
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I'm the only one that Ruiz has beef with.
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Probably.
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I jumped one of her girls, remember?
They think I'm one of your crew.
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Look, I cannot be responsible
for you right now.
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I have to be pragmatic.
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[scoffs] That's it?
You're throwing me to the wolves?
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I wouldn't say I'm throwing you to them.
I would say that wolves exist...
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which I am helpless
to defend you against.
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[Sankey] There's shit scratched
in one of the stalls.
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Man, what did I tell you?
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I mean, trying to keep these mongrel races
from making graffiti is like...
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trying to keep dogs from pissing,
and monkeys from throwing poop.
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-[Piper] Uh...
-[sighs] You ready to go?
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I'm right behind you.
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Look, if you're feeling vulnerable,
make friends, make new friends.
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I can't help you,
but I'm rooting for you.
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-[inmates arguing]
-This is the hallway.
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Commissary.
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-You remember this, when you were here?
-Oh, yeah, it's all coming back to me.
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Great! Here's your toothbrush.
Bye!
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Oh, wait, wait.
What's my bed assignment?
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I don't know. I drive the van.
They didn't tell you in Processing?
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Man, nobody told me shit!
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Do I just go to the dorms or what?
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Sorry, I can't hear you,
I'm too far away.
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-[sighs]
-[Stratman] All right, you, step up.
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Let's go.
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Uh, excuse me, Officer--
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Keep the traffic moving.
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Yeah, I know.
Look, I'm just wondering--
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Rubbernecking causes accidents...
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from my foot up your ass.
Got it?
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All right.
[clears throat] Jeez.
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[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
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Hey, man, how ya doin'?
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Oh...
Hey.
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Man, you are a sight for sore eyes.
I ain't seen you in, like, forever.
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Yeah... I took an extended vacation.
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Man, what's wrong with these guys?
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They work for the government.
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Oh.
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Come on. Walk with me.
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There have been a lot of changes.
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I thought this place was all cool
when I first got here.
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Just private and clean.
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But now, they brought in the military
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and then they cracked down
on the Jewish presence.
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[stuttering] And now they got
cameras and drones
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monitoring our every activity.
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Plus, we are ruled by
a fascist bearded giant!
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Okay, I am so sorry,
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I, you know... [stuttering]
I just... I didn't realize.
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-You're crazy, and--
-No, no, no.
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No, no, it's my fault.
It really is because
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I thought I knew you,
so I engaged in this conversation
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thinking you'd say things that made sense.
And that is on me.
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[stuttering] It's the truth.
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Got it.
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Hey, you wanna know
where the cameras are?
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-Nah, I'm good.
-Okay.
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[young Lolly] You read my new piece?
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What are you doing?
You transcribing it yet?
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[Ann-Marie] Not until
John gives the go-ahead.
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-Why? What's the problem?
-Talk to John.
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Oh, and Lolly,
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I know banging it out on an old typewriter
has a certain mystique,
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but do us all a favor
and get yourself a computer.
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Buy an Amiga.
Live in the now.
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-[knocking]
-Hey! You didn't like my article?
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[John] Sit down.
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You have got to stop bringing me articles
without getting editorial approval.
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Uh, I asked you to write a review
on Kenny Rogers Roasters,
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not an exposé on a local business.
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But I gave you the Roasters review
and an exposé!
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No, this is a real story.
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Diamond Dry Cleaners haven't paid
for waste pickup in three years.
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So where are all the chemicals going?
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I think they're illegally dumping.
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[chuckles] Okay. First of all,
that's complete speculation.
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Second, we're a free weekly,
not The Washington Post.
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So what are you saying,
we're not allowed to report the news?
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[scoffs]
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Or is this a conflict of interest
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because you happen to like
the way they press your shirts?
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Uh, I'm killing the story.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Look, I'm sorry you wasted your time.
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Maybe follow procedure and check
with me first when you have a pitch?
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[echoing] And don't go sticking your nose
where it doesn't belong.
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-What?
-Hmm?
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[Taystee] What is this?
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I can't even see her.
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Man, man, what you mean?
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She right there, coming out the door.
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Tsk. [grunts]
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Maybe she a little blurry.
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Quite blurry.
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She look like the Loch Ness Monster.
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Might be Judy King.
Might be swamp gas.
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Yo, this is crap.
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Ain't y'all in her cooking class?
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Like, why didn't y'all get a picture
of her gettin' her cook on?
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I'm supposed to whip out
my contraband cell phone
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in the middle of the cafeteria?
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Look, bottom line,
we've got to get her alone,
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and we have to snap a candid.
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Hmm. Hey, this ain't so much worse
than that picture in Us Weekly.
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Yes, it is. And at least
that picture told a story.
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It was Judy King lending her green thumb
to help the poor inmates.
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That's the kind of picture
y'all need to get.
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And it's U.S. Weekly.
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You talkin' some white messiah bullshit.
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Yeah, because that's the kind
of bullshit that sells, boo-boo.
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Shots of her teaching someone...
how to read or some shit.
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I'll pretend I don't know how to read
if it make me famous.
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[scoffs] It's my camera.
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If anyone's gonna be
in the shot with Judy, it's me.
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Not me.
I know how to read.
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Whoa, I got an idea.
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How 'bout Abdullah wearing
a vest made of explosives
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and Judy the King
trying to defuse the bombs
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while I'm runnin' away.
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How about... I punch you in the face?
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I'm kiddin'. [groans]
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Where that famous Muslim sense of humor?
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-[snickers]
-[sighs]
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All right, we'll keep brainstorming.
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Just make sure she looks friendly,
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[in Southern accent] like the Judy King
America has grown to love.
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What time is it?
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Oh! It's late!
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Just take a picture
that tells a story, okay?
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-Now. In focus.
-[snapping fingers]
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Work on it.
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Ooh-whee! Yes, ma'am.
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Taystee all high siddity.
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She's gone mad
with slight empowerment.
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But I do like her new watch.
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-Very cool watch.
-That's a nice watch.
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[Suzanne] Mmm-hmm.
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[phone ringing]
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[clicks]
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Hey, babe.
I was just thinking about you.
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[Linda] I was just thinking
about you, too.
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And from thought to action, call Joe.
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I almost drove over
to surprise you last night,
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but I was too tired
to make the commute.
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Next time tell me.
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I'll meet you halfway.
There's a... 24-hour diner off Route 9...
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with a private bathroom.
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[laughing] You're joking, right?
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Hey, well...
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sure. [chuckling]
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You're joking. That's repulsive.
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Um, listen, Joe.
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I showed your education proposal to Jack.
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Yeah... and?
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He loves it.
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That's amazing!
Amazing!
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He had a few questions
about the course list,
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and he wanted to make
a few minor adjustments
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before sending it up the line.
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All right, well, what kind of adjustments?
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Well, the courses
that you were suggesting seemed, he felt,
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a little too weighted
towards the arts and humanities.
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Well, did you show him
the research on that?
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Those college-based initiatives
are shown to reduce recidivism.
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Yes, I know, and we love that.
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But... if we could balance that out
with some more vocational training,
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that would make more sense to the board.
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Huh.
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Joe, you don't get to be Orson Welles.
We have to meet them halfway.
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I'll meet them halfway
if you meet me halfway.
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Okay, sweetie, I don't...
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Enough about the bathroom. I don't...
I don't like it, okay?
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So, I will call you later tonight
when we hear back from the board.
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In person, I hope.
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[Linda] We'll see how it goes.
You know I love a win.
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[school bell ringing]
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Surprised you even stopped,
you son of a bitch.
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Keep your feet on the curb.
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[child] Oh.
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[inmates speaking indistinctly]
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Holy shit.
Hey, Chapman.
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-[laughs] Nikki!
-[Dixon] Hey.
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I flunked out of prison,
but they gave me a do-over.
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-[Dixon] Hey.
-[sighs] Uh, man.
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I mean, I'd give you a real hug but, uh,
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I guess it's already been
an "orgy of touching."
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Isn't that right, Officer Dixon?
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No more hugs.
You're maxed out.
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What about, uh, pussy licking?
Is that an option?
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Just to... get reacquainted.
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No? No.
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Judging by that look, I guess
pussy licking is also off the table.
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-[laughing]
-It's really good to see you.
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You too, Chapman.
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[Sankey clears throat]
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Sorry, this is Brandy, and this is...
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Sankey and...
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Skinhead Helen.
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Skinhead Helen, hi.
Nice tattoos.
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We're members of a community task force.
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They are a white power group.
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That's not true.
Not officially.
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But we're working on it.
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I don't think racism
should be a group activity.
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-It's private.
-Agree to disagree.
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A lot has happened since you left.
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Oh, yeah, I'm getting that.
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[Red gasps]
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[sighs]
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Okay. That's enough.
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I said break it up.
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Red, this guy's serious.
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I'll take the shot.
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Some things can't be rushed.
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[Piscatella] Hey.
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What do you think you're doing?
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00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:45,082
Oh, no, it's the giant.
248
00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:49,795
If you run away from me,
you will regret it, inmate.
249
00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:54,216
Officers in proximity,
apprehend inmate Whitehill,
250
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:57,094
approaching C-Yard like an antelope.
251
00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:59,764
And here is living area.
252
00:11:59,847 --> 00:12:02,850
The TV works,
but he likes it like that.
253
00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,351
I think his name is Randall.
254
00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:09,273
-Does someone come and clean at least?
-That is tenants' responsibility.
255
00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:11,733
Look, if you don't like it,
you don't have to be here.
256
00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:13,778
-Good...
-Oh, Lolly, come on, wait a minute.
257
00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,445
[Ann-Marie laughs]
258
00:12:15,529 --> 00:12:18,615
-I... I want to go stay with my mom.
-Your mom moved away, remember?
259
00:12:19,158 --> 00:12:20,284
She gave up the apartment.
260
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:23,453
You can't go back there anymore
or they're gonna call the police.
261
00:12:24,038 --> 00:12:26,498
I'm sorry, babe,
but you can't come back to work either,
262
00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:28,458
and I don't...
I don't know what else to do with you.
263
00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:29,835
I can stay with you.
264
00:12:29,919 --> 00:12:32,754
I could take care of the baby.
265
00:12:35,049 --> 00:12:36,341
You think I'm crazy.
266
00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:38,552
I'm not crazy, Ann-Marie.
267
00:12:38,635 --> 00:12:40,762
I'm not crazy, either, Ann-Marie!
268
00:12:43,515 --> 00:12:45,935
You know what?
I'm gonna go talk to the guy
269
00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:48,645
and see if we can't get you a nicer room.
270
00:12:50,022 --> 00:12:52,066
What was that?
What... what was that look?
271
00:12:52,149 --> 00:12:54,443
-[whispers] Is that a signal?
-What? A signal?
272
00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:56,361
What does that mean,
"a nicer room"?
273
00:12:56,445 --> 00:12:58,572
I'll be right back.
Just, please, sit down.
274
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:05,662
So... what'd you do?
275
00:13:05,745 --> 00:13:07,122
What?
276
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,125
What did you do?
For them to put you here.
277
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,337
They say it's 'cause I'm crazy.
278
00:13:15,047 --> 00:13:16,882
But really...
279
00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:18,467
it's because I'm a reporter,
280
00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:21,720
and I discovered a plot
that they would rather keep secret.
281
00:13:22,888 --> 00:13:26,308
The U.S. Government
is poisoning its own population
282
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:28,602
as a pretext to declare martial law.
283
00:13:28,685 --> 00:13:31,605
And they've been trying to discredit me
ever since I found out the truth.
284
00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:33,983
That's typical. CIA?
285
00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:38,237
CIA, FBI, UPS, FEMA.
286
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,197
I don't know how deep this thing goes.
287
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,699
Well, the deeper you look,
the deeper it gets.
288
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:45,452
Listen to me.
You can't stay here.
289
00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:48,413
You're too much of a target...
290
00:13:48,497 --> 00:13:50,249
and Randall gets violent.
291
00:13:50,332 --> 00:13:51,833
[sighs]
292
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,086
-I don't think I have a choice.
-Of course you have a choice.
293
00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:57,006
You have free will.
They can't control your mind.
294
00:13:57,089 --> 00:13:58,548
Well...
295
00:13:58,632 --> 00:14:01,927
[stammers] At least until
the fluoride levels reach
296
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:03,553
two milligrams per liter.
297
00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:06,640
But you're gonna need some help.
298
00:14:07,516 --> 00:14:09,184
See, here's what I'm gonna do.
299
00:14:09,268 --> 00:14:11,645
I'm gonna connect you to a friend of mine.
His name is Roy.
300
00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:14,689
He's an ally of the resistance,
301
00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:19,361
and he buys scrap metal
for 50 cents a pound.
302
00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,655
You get a shopping cart,
303
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:24,449
start collecting cans
and other useful bits and pieces.
304
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:27,411
You can make easy $20, $30 a day.
305
00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:30,830
Wait, you...
you want me to collect scrap metal?
306
00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:32,917
But I'm a journalist.
307
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,793
Okay. This may be so,
but you cannot stay here.
308
00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:36,086
[whispers] This whole place is wired.
309
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:40,257
-[whispers] What?
-And like I said, Randall gets violent.
310
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:43,135
-[whispers] Is that Randall?
-No.
311
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:45,595
I'm Randall.
312
00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:47,764
-You're Randall?
-Yeah.
313
00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:51,268
Excuse--
Excuse me for a second.
314
00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:52,644
Sure.
315
00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:57,399
-[grunting]
-Lolly! Lolly, where are you going?
316
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:58,692
Lolly, stop!
317
00:15:00,903 --> 00:15:03,238
-[Yoga Jones] Hey, Judy.
-Hey.
318
00:15:03,322 --> 00:15:05,240
How was visitation?
319
00:15:05,324 --> 00:15:07,784
Oh, it was fine.
320
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,744
It was nice to see Bill.
321
00:15:09,828 --> 00:15:11,997
Would've been better
if the husband hadn't come.
322
00:15:12,081 --> 00:15:13,207
On the same day?
323
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,417
Reg can't drive, so Bill had to take him.
324
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:18,087
And it's not awkward?
325
00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:20,297
You know what is awkward?
326
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:23,675
Is havin' your past rise up
and bite you in the butt.
327
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:27,972
Now, Bill has the good sense to lie to me
and tell me that everything is fine.
328
00:15:28,055 --> 00:15:32,351
Reg has this stupid need
to divulge everything.
329
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:33,810
What's wrong?
330
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:35,812
It's not even that big a deal.
331
00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:39,899
Somebody posted some old footage of me
from the '80s on YouTube.
332
00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:42,402
It's causing a little bit of a stink...
333
00:15:42,486 --> 00:15:43,988
internationally.
334
00:15:44,071 --> 00:15:45,155
Like a sex tape?
335
00:15:45,239 --> 00:15:47,324
No, no, that was already out there...
336
00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,743
and I looked really good.
337
00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:51,745
No, this was a puppet show.
338
00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:55,958
When I first started out,
I had my show on Charlotte Cable Access,
339
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,003
and I thought it would be fun
to do a segment for the kids.
340
00:15:59,086 --> 00:16:00,712
Okay, what's wrong with that?
341
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,506
Exactly, yes.
342
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:05,384
I... I loved puppets growing up.
343
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:08,345
My granddaddy was a performer
in Vaudeville,
344
00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:12,391
and so I wanted to do something
with that same spirit of fun.
345
00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:14,268
-Well, that sounds harmless.
-Mmm.
346
00:16:14,351 --> 00:16:17,146
So, I made up a character, Chitlin' Joe.
347
00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:19,273
Chitlin' Joe?
348
00:16:19,356 --> 00:16:22,151
And Watermelon Sam.
Well...
349
00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:25,320
Watermelon Sam was actually
a real watermelon. [chuckling]
350
00:16:25,404 --> 00:16:27,697
Joe was the hero of the show.
351
00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,992
He was a lovable old rascal.
352
00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:32,619
He was always trying to steal
the pies off my windowsill. [chuckling]
353
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:35,039
[sighs] Okay.
354
00:16:35,122 --> 00:16:38,625
I have a sense of what the problem is.
355
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,585
I am not prejudiced.
356
00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:44,381
I give substantial donations
to help inner city programs.
357
00:16:44,464 --> 00:16:47,676
You know, I have
countless black people in my employ,
358
00:16:47,759 --> 00:16:50,512
both at the farm, in my kitchens.
359
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:53,723
Now, I think it's a crime
the way people take things out of context.
360
00:16:53,807 --> 00:16:57,561
Absolutely. Um...
[inhales sharply]
361
00:16:57,644 --> 00:17:01,690
I think it would be wise to continue
this discussion back in our room.
362
00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:02,982
But why?
What's happening?
363
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,943
I don't know.
I just have a weird feeling.
364
00:17:05,027 --> 00:17:07,487
-All right, all right. Hang on.
-Mmm-hmm.
365
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:09,739
[Black Cindy] Oh...
366
00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:12,451
I'm sorry, I thought you was alone.
367
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:13,993
[scoffs] Suzanne,
368
00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:17,372
it's better if we get her when there's
no other white people around, remember?
369
00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:20,167
Oh, you don't think that they... heard?
370
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,252
They think that I'm a...
371
00:17:22,336 --> 00:17:25,130
-No, it was just a puppet show.
-Let's go upstairs.
372
00:17:25,214 --> 00:17:26,381
[Judy] Oh, Lord.
373
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,425
[speaking Spanish, laughs]
374
00:17:30,052 --> 00:17:33,263
What are you doing?
I thought you were studying for your GED.
375
00:17:33,347 --> 00:17:34,889
I studied enough to get the picture.
376
00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,850
What picture?
377
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:39,228
The picture that
I'm getting out in two weeks
378
00:17:39,311 --> 00:17:42,147
and the processing alone
on that stupid test will be 12.
379
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:43,273
There's no point.
380
00:17:43,357 --> 00:17:45,442
So, what?
You're gonna give up?
381
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,486
Or you gonna go find yourself
a drug dealer to shack up with?
382
00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,446
'Cause that worked out
so well the first time.
383
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:50,989
[sighs] Watch your mouth.
384
00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:54,618
Cesar put food on that table
and you had no problem eating it.
385
00:17:56,620 --> 00:18:00,165
Yeah, you know, I'm an idiot
for even feeling disappointed.
386
00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:03,418
Of course you can't get the kids back.
You don't even know how to try.
387
00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:04,794
Try what?
388
00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:06,796
How to pass their wack-ass tests?
389
00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:11,093
Passing their stupid tests
ain't gonna get the kids back, Daya!
390
00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:12,802
They want to see money!
391
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,305
[sighs]
392
00:18:16,473 --> 00:18:19,684
They tell you to get the GED
like it's gonna change anything.
393
00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:22,146
How's a GED gonna make me not a felon?
394
00:18:22,229 --> 00:18:23,897
It shows you're making an effort.
395
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,816
Yeah, and I go from unemployable
to unemployable with a pat on my back.
396
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:31,613
The GED only exists to make me feel
like it's my fault when I fail,
397
00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,282
when the game is fucking rigged.
398
00:18:33,365 --> 00:18:35,659
Don't talk like that, man.
You a mean ruthless bitch.
399
00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:36,868
You gonna be just fine.
400
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:38,620
-Yeah, totally.
-For sure.
401
00:18:39,454 --> 00:18:41,623
Only now, you gotta be legally ruthless.
402
00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,082
-How?
-[Maritza] I don't know.
403
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,251
People do it all the time.
404
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:46,628
Yeah, maybe school just isn't your thing.
405
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,046
Steve Jobs didn't go to school.
406
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,590
He didn't need to because
he knew all that computer shit.
407
00:18:50,674 --> 00:18:54,136
Or his friend did and he knew
how to sell his nerd friend.
408
00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:56,263
So think.
409
00:18:56,346 --> 00:18:57,972
What are you good at?
410
00:19:01,518 --> 00:19:02,769
Nothing.
411
00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:06,898
I never learned how to do shit.
412
00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:13,947
-Hey, you got any gear?
-No, bro.
413
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,824
[mumbling]
414
00:19:15,907 --> 00:19:17,367
[Sankey] Come on, bring it to ten.
415
00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:19,828
Push it!
Are you a lion or a lamb?
416
00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:22,206
-[Helen] Lion!
-[all cheering]
417
00:19:22,289 --> 00:19:24,749
-Yeah, bring it to 12, ladies.
-[grunts]
418
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,834
[Piper] That's right!
419
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,419
Chapman!
420
00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:31,965
-[Sankey] You're a warrior!
-Hey.
421
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:34,301
Oh.
422
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:37,387
Your new friends are real keen
on physical fitness, huh?
423
00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:40,182
So that's good.
Real good people, they seem like.
424
00:19:40,265 --> 00:19:43,227
It's a temporary situation.
Things are a little bit hot right now.
425
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:45,520
Oh, yeah, I heard all about it from Boo.
426
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,522
What the fuck is wrong with you?
427
00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:49,649
You messed with Ruiz?
428
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:52,486
I didn't have a choice.
She was moving in on my territory.
429
00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:53,820
Then don't have territory.
430
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,155
What's that thing Yoga Jones talks about
when people come in?
431
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,492
-You know, using your time as a sand maze.
-Mandala.
432
00:19:58,575 --> 00:20:00,202
-That's right, a mandala, okay?
-Yeah.
433
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:04,248
So don't die for mandalas
of metaphorical sand.
434
00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:07,542
Unless you're that confident your
new friends here are gonna protect you.
435
00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:10,003
[Angie] I'm a white lion!
Like Aslan...
436
00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:11,713
[grunting]
437
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,673
from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!
438
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:16,134
-[all cheering]
-[laughing]
439
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:19,304
I didn't mean for it to get this bad.
440
00:20:19,388 --> 00:20:20,972
But when you work so hard
to get something going
441
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:23,141
and then somebody just tries
to snatch it away from you,
442
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:25,769
what, am I just supposed to let her
get away with that?
443
00:20:25,852 --> 00:20:27,604
-Man...
-I had people depending on me.
444
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:29,564
I have people depending on me for money.
445
00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:31,149
[chuckles] I get it, you know.
446
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:34,778
I'm not exactly the poster child
of excellent life choices myself.
447
00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:36,154
I figured that she would get in trouble,
448
00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:38,657
but I did not think that
she was gonna get extra time.
449
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,949
That has never happened before.
450
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,910
How could I have known
that was gonna happen?
451
00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:43,912
All right.
Okay, just calm down, you know.
452
00:20:43,995 --> 00:20:45,997
I mean, just take a breath.
453
00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:49,584
[crying] I just want you to know
that this...
454
00:20:49,668 --> 00:20:51,461
that this isn't what it looks like.
455
00:20:51,545 --> 00:20:54,798
Of course not, but, uh, real talk.
456
00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:59,344
Sometimes, what it looks like
is all anybody can see.
457
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,308
Anyway, um, I'll see you
at the party tomorrow.
458
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,395
Um, what party?
459
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:12,106
Oh, well, Lorna and Red are throwing me
that thing in the common room.
460
00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:13,692
Nobody told you about it?
461
00:21:15,026 --> 00:21:16,820
I'm sure they were going to.
462
00:21:25,329 --> 00:21:27,372
[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
463
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:30,584
[groans]
464
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,672
[sniffling]
465
00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:39,258
What? Come on.
466
00:21:39,343 --> 00:21:40,552
[sighs]
467
00:21:45,682 --> 00:21:46,850
What?
468
00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,602
Hey there, Judy.
How you doin'?
469
00:21:48,685 --> 00:21:49,936
-Hey...
-[stutters]
470
00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:51,980
I'm Cindy.
I'm in your cooking class.
471
00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:55,149
Oh, uh... Uh, hey!
What do you want?
472
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,026
Uh, nothing, you know.
473
00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:59,613
Um, I was thinking...
474
00:21:59,696 --> 00:22:01,490
would you mind
if I gave you a high five?
475
00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:03,617
Uh, no, but what for?
476
00:22:04,826 --> 00:22:08,037
You know, just for...
for being awesome.
477
00:22:08,622 --> 00:22:10,415
-Awesomeness.
-[chuckles] Okay.
478
00:22:10,499 --> 00:22:11,875
Like we're friends.
Come on, please?
479
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,043
-Just a high five? All right?
-All right. Here we go.
480
00:22:14,127 --> 00:22:15,587
Up. Yeah!
[squeals]
481
00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:17,171
[Judy chuckles]
482
00:22:17,255 --> 00:22:18,673
[laughing] Yeah!
483
00:22:21,593 --> 00:22:22,636
Hmm.
484
00:22:22,719 --> 00:22:23,887
-Now, what's going on?
-Hmm?
485
00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:26,347
-What do you really want?
-Um, nothing.
486
00:22:26,431 --> 00:22:28,182
-But can I get one more high five?
-Oh, I--
487
00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:29,559
No, I need to go.
488
00:22:29,643 --> 00:22:31,102
[Black Cindy] Come on, Judy.
Just one more high five.
489
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:32,186
-[Judy gasps]
-One more!
490
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:35,273
Don't be cheap with the hand!
I ain't got no cooties or nothin'!
491
00:22:35,356 --> 00:22:37,150
Come on!
Just one more!
492
00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:39,444
-[Judy] No, no, no. No!
-Nah?
493
00:22:39,528 --> 00:22:42,489
I've caught her twice
rummaging through the garbage.
494
00:22:42,572 --> 00:22:47,952
And today I found her with
this piece of aluminized hose.
495
00:22:48,036 --> 00:22:49,454
-[Lolly sighs]
-Federal property.
496
00:22:49,538 --> 00:22:50,664
Yeah, I don't believe in property.
497
00:22:50,747 --> 00:22:53,833
Well, that's probably why
you're in prison.
498
00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:56,002
No, I've never been arrested for theft.
499
00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:58,505
Public vagrancy, disturbing the peace,
500
00:22:58,588 --> 00:23:01,925
-nudity, solicitation.
-[Healy sighs]
501
00:23:02,008 --> 00:23:05,929
Oh, what's that one that you use
when you really want to arrest somebody,
502
00:23:06,012 --> 00:23:07,972
but you have no reason to arrest them?
503
00:23:08,056 --> 00:23:10,266
Ah! Disorderly conduct.
504
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,143
[clicks tongue] Got my high score
in that one, sir.
505
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,438
What were you planning to do
with the hose, Lolly?
506
00:23:14,521 --> 00:23:15,772
What hose?
507
00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:17,857
This hose.
508
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:21,027
I never seen that hose before in my life.
509
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:22,278
And you know what?
510
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:26,199
I'm not gonna talk to either one of you
until I get my lawyer present.
511
00:23:26,282 --> 00:23:28,868
There was a lady like her
on my block growing up.
512
00:23:28,952 --> 00:23:32,497
She had maggots in her ears
after clogging them with cheese
513
00:23:32,581 --> 00:23:34,082
trying to keep the voices out.
514
00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:37,461
Okay, that's insane.
You cannot block out voices with cheese.
515
00:23:37,544 --> 00:23:40,464
You know, I'll take care of her.
516
00:23:40,547 --> 00:23:42,924
She's actually been doing
a lot better lately.
517
00:23:44,175 --> 00:23:48,597
-This is just a bad day, right, Lolly?
-Just a bad day.
518
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,725
Kinda like those bad days
that JFK and Kurt Cobain had
519
00:23:51,808 --> 00:23:54,018
when you people assassinated them.
520
00:23:54,644 --> 00:23:58,022
[inhales deeply] Keep a tighter leash
on your pet nut...
521
00:23:58,898 --> 00:24:00,734
or next time, I'm sending her to Psych.
522
00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:03,236
[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]
523
00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:08,575
[blowing raspberries]
524
00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:12,161
What's going on?
You were doing so well.
525
00:24:12,245 --> 00:24:14,163
It's not like I'm trying
to get in trouble.
526
00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:16,500
People are after me.
527
00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:18,292
What agency is it this time?
528
00:24:18,376 --> 00:24:21,963
Oh, it doesn't matter what agency.
They're all connected.
529
00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:25,424
Just because you don't see it,
doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
530
00:24:25,509 --> 00:24:26,593
Right.
531
00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:27,802
[gasps]
532
00:24:27,886 --> 00:24:32,473
It's like those...
Magic Eye posters from the '90s...
533
00:24:32,557 --> 00:24:35,935
where at first you think it's just,
like, colored static.
534
00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:40,273
But if you look, and you focus...
535
00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:42,150
You've gotta have patience.
536
00:24:43,652 --> 00:24:45,153
Then you see a unicorn.
537
00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:49,533
[voice trembling] Or you'd see a dragon.
538
00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:54,412
I've seen a lot of dragons, Mr. Healy.
539
00:24:54,913 --> 00:24:56,164
And people are after you.
540
00:24:56,247 --> 00:24:58,499
Yeah, and they're not trying
to give me hugs.
541
00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:00,126
Where's the evidence?
542
00:25:01,294 --> 00:25:03,254
[voice breaking] I don't need no evidence.
543
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:04,631
[sniffles]
544
00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:06,215
[sighs]
545
00:25:06,299 --> 00:25:08,593
My life is my evidence.
546
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,054
[birds squawking]
547
00:25:12,889 --> 00:25:15,183
[Rocky] Lolly, got any coffee?
548
00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:18,227
[groaning] Comin'.
549
00:25:18,311 --> 00:25:19,353
[Rocky] Lolly?
550
00:25:19,437 --> 00:25:21,022
I'm comin'!
551
00:25:23,149 --> 00:25:24,859
-[grunts]
-[Rocky] I got a quarter.
552
00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:27,320
[sighing]
553
00:25:30,198 --> 00:25:31,240
[sniffling]
554
00:25:31,324 --> 00:25:33,284
-I got a quarter.
-Mmm-hmm.
555
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:34,744
I got a quarter.
556
00:25:34,828 --> 00:25:37,496
Look, don't come knockin'
on my door when I'm asleep.
557
00:25:37,581 --> 00:25:39,165
You don't know,
maybe I have a gentlemen caller.
558
00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:40,249
You don't know.
559
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,043
Uh, sorry.
560
00:25:43,044 --> 00:25:44,212
I didn't mean to bother you.
561
00:25:44,295 --> 00:25:46,089
No, no, no, no.
I'm, uh-- [sighs]
562
00:25:46,172 --> 00:25:47,841
I'm fixing to make coffee right now.
563
00:25:47,924 --> 00:25:49,718
No, I'm sorry I bothered you.
I'm sorry.
564
00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:51,427
I'm gonna make you some coffee.
565
00:26:04,608 --> 00:26:06,525
[cats meowing]
566
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:21,415
[voices echoing] Hairs in the water.
567
00:26:21,499 --> 00:26:23,042
[laughing]
568
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:25,378
[woman] You can't filter out the poison.
569
00:26:25,461 --> 00:26:28,256
[man] It's all contaminated
with radiation, anyway.
570
00:26:28,339 --> 00:26:29,799
[woman] It's making you sick.
571
00:26:29,883 --> 00:26:31,801
-It's making everyone sick.
-[jangling]
572
00:26:31,885 --> 00:26:33,511
[voices echoing]
You're sick. Sick. You're sick.
573
00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:37,348
-Yeah, yeah. I heard it all before.
-[droning rising]
574
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:38,599
[droning stops]
575
00:26:40,351 --> 00:26:41,978
[birds chirping]
576
00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:43,688
[objects rattling]
577
00:26:56,034 --> 00:26:57,994
-Hey, Mac.
-Hey, Lolly.
578
00:26:58,077 --> 00:26:59,412
Want a cup of coffee?
579
00:26:59,913 --> 00:27:02,290
Uh, yeah, but, uh,
I don't have any money.
580
00:27:02,373 --> 00:27:03,667
Oh, that's okay.
581
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:08,046
You just help me out if you see me
spinning too wide on my axis, all right?
582
00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:09,923
All right, deal.
583
00:27:14,052 --> 00:27:16,345
-Hey, James.
-How you doin'?
584
00:27:16,429 --> 00:27:17,806
Want a cup of coffee?
585
00:27:22,811 --> 00:27:24,270
[Lolly] Hi, little lady.
586
00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:27,190
[gasps] Ooh!
587
00:27:35,281 --> 00:27:37,366
-[indistinct chatter]
-Hi, guys.
588
00:27:41,412 --> 00:27:43,748
Yo! Thank you.
589
00:27:52,423 --> 00:27:54,008
[voices echoing]
590
00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:57,178
[jangling]
591
00:28:15,446 --> 00:28:16,655
[Lolly] Hey, Rocky.
592
00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,825
-[Rocky mumbling]
-Rocky! Where'd you go, man?
593
00:28:18,908 --> 00:28:21,369
I said I would make you coffee,
you just had to wait for it.
594
00:28:21,452 --> 00:28:24,163
-That's all.
-[mumbling]
595
00:28:24,247 --> 00:28:25,706
Rocky, what's the matter with you?
596
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,378
[Lolly] Right on our place?
597
00:28:30,461 --> 00:28:31,921
No.
598
00:28:33,923 --> 00:28:35,383
Mr. Caputo?
599
00:28:35,466 --> 00:28:38,511
Mr. Caputo, it's about Judy King.
600
00:28:41,639 --> 00:28:44,392
Is this about
the ultra-offensive puppet show?
601
00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:46,019
So you know about that?
602
00:28:46,853 --> 00:28:49,898
Don't you think you should be taking
some special precautions?
603
00:28:49,981 --> 00:28:51,149
I'm not her babysitter.
604
00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:53,567
Yes. But aren't you?
605
00:28:54,944 --> 00:28:56,445
What do you want?
606
00:28:56,529 --> 00:28:58,656
She needs special protection.
607
00:28:58,740 --> 00:28:59,741
Fine.
608
00:29:00,992 --> 00:29:02,076
What else?
609
00:29:03,536 --> 00:29:04,746
What else?
610
00:29:04,829 --> 00:29:05,914
Yes.
611
00:29:07,248 --> 00:29:08,582
What else?
612
00:29:12,962 --> 00:29:13,963
What's the matter, Nichols?
613
00:29:14,047 --> 00:29:15,882
You hardly ate your mush
and your other mush.
614
00:29:15,965 --> 00:29:17,175
Ugh!
615
00:29:17,258 --> 00:29:19,427
Uh, I don't know.
I'm not so hungry.
616
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:21,720
Maybe I picked up a bug down the hill.
617
00:29:21,805 --> 00:29:24,265
Or maybe you need some exercise.
618
00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:26,225
You should come with me to Custodial.
619
00:29:26,309 --> 00:29:28,895
We can take a little walk,
get the blood moving.
620
00:29:28,978 --> 00:29:31,022
No, thanks.
621
00:29:31,105 --> 00:29:32,440
I cleaned up enough shit
622
00:29:32,523 --> 00:29:35,026
swabbing the floors of the SHU
down in the pits of Mordor.
623
00:29:35,109 --> 00:29:37,195
Well, you're back in the Shire now.
624
00:29:37,278 --> 00:29:39,572
Too bad your main Hobbit
is off the market.
625
00:29:40,073 --> 00:29:41,115
Hey!
626
00:29:41,199 --> 00:29:43,492
-You mean it's true?
-[Big Boo] Mmm-hmm.
627
00:29:43,576 --> 00:29:45,244
You're actually married?
628
00:29:45,328 --> 00:29:47,288
-What, you thought I was lying?
-[Big Boo chuckles]
629
00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,207
[laughing] Yeah.
630
00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:51,500
I mean, obviously.
It's you.
631
00:29:51,584 --> 00:29:53,211
-Jesus.
-[chuckling]
632
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:55,254
What am I gonna do for thrills?
633
00:29:55,338 --> 00:29:56,923
Well...
634
00:29:57,006 --> 00:29:59,675
Playboy's Vulcan of the month
is single again.
635
00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:01,677
-Not that she's screaming fun these days.
-[sighs]
636
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,889
Okay, so let me get this straight.
So you're married, all right?
637
00:30:04,973 --> 00:30:06,557
Uh, Piper's a Nazi?
638
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,683
Mmm-hmm.
639
00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:11,104
Boo has the BMI of a healthy human being.
Congratulations.
640
00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:13,356
[stutters] I feel like I'm in
an episode of The Twilight Zone.
641
00:30:13,439 --> 00:30:15,399
Just give me something to hold on to.
642
00:30:15,483 --> 00:30:17,693
Tell you what...
643
00:30:17,776 --> 00:30:19,487
Hold onto this and spin.
644
00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:21,906
You know, I picked up
a parasite at the lake.
645
00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:25,076
Some tiny internal freeloader
who's, like, stealing my food.
646
00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:26,828
Just like Bette Midler!
647
00:30:26,911 --> 00:30:29,288
-Can I borrow him?
-Why?
648
00:30:29,372 --> 00:30:31,332
Tired of sticking your toothbrush
down your throat?
649
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,543
I don't know what she's talking about.
650
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,463
You know what?
651
00:30:37,546 --> 00:30:40,258
I think you should come
to Custodial with me.
652
00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:42,260
It's more fun than it sounds.
653
00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:43,761
And, actually,
654
00:30:43,845 --> 00:30:47,556
Warren and I have been doing
a little gumshoe detective work.
655
00:30:57,316 --> 00:30:58,734
Happy your girl's back?
656
00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:00,945
You don't realize there's
a piece of you missing
657
00:31:01,029 --> 00:31:04,740
until that piece comes back
and immediately pokes fun at your dye job.
658
00:31:06,659 --> 00:31:07,911
Aw!
659
00:31:09,412 --> 00:31:11,164
Does this look risen to you?
660
00:31:11,247 --> 00:31:13,749
No, because you keep opening
the oven and letting the heat out.
661
00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:17,086
I like to check on my food.
That's when I put the love in.
662
00:31:17,170 --> 00:31:20,339
There's no love in baking.
It's about following instructions...
663
00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,633
resisting the urge to poke.
664
00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:24,510
-It's an exercise in trust.
-Hmm.
665
00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:27,055
Trust is not my strong suit.
666
00:31:28,056 --> 00:31:29,348
Hey, Red.
667
00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:39,192
I need you to start sending meals
up to Judy King's room.
668
00:31:39,275 --> 00:31:41,735
Why? She's too good
to eat with the rest of us?
669
00:31:41,819 --> 00:31:45,156
I don't have time to explain.
It's for her own protection.
670
00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:46,865
Now I have to know.
671
00:31:46,950 --> 00:31:49,285
Just send the meals up,
and make 'em tasty.
672
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:51,955
You're getting special use
of the common room tonight.
673
00:31:52,038 --> 00:31:53,789
That's a privilege not given lightly.
674
00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:58,002
Oh, I didn't know you kept tabs
on the day-to-day anymore.
675
00:31:58,086 --> 00:32:00,629
I thought you were up in some ivory tower.
676
00:32:00,713 --> 00:32:02,798
There's a good view from that tower.
677
00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,095
Are you fucking kidding me?
678
00:32:07,178 --> 00:32:09,430
When Burset needed protection,
they sent her to the SHU.
679
00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:12,100
And now Judy King gets special meals.
680
00:32:12,934 --> 00:32:14,102
Where those eye drops at?
681
00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:16,229
No, it's not worth it.
682
00:32:16,312 --> 00:32:17,896
Not today.
683
00:32:17,981 --> 00:32:19,023
Oh!
684
00:32:19,107 --> 00:32:23,069
Looking at this sad,
deflated cake hurts my soul.
685
00:32:23,152 --> 00:32:24,778
I'll get more powdered eggs.
686
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:25,863
Thank you.
687
00:32:25,947 --> 00:32:28,032
You remember when we had real eggs?
688
00:32:28,116 --> 00:32:30,326
Remember when you wasted them
doing your magic?
689
00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:32,245
I thought it was a good idea at the time.
690
00:32:32,328 --> 00:32:37,291
Judging by the wizened, gnarled,
unique quality of the poop,
691
00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,502
we know it's not a copy-cat pooper.
692
00:32:39,585 --> 00:32:41,379
That leaves us with two suspects.
693
00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:44,173
Number one, Warren's ex-girlfriend.
694
00:32:44,257 --> 00:32:47,426
You know, the girl with
the Cabbage Patch doll face
695
00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:50,138
and the name,
it sounds like a Phil Collins song?
696
00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:53,099
-Kukudio?
-Correct!
697
00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:57,603
Now, she has a motive,
but she also has a rock solid alibi.
698
00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:00,773
She was at work
at the time of the incidents.
699
00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:03,276
Brings us to our second suspect, Angie.
700
00:33:03,359 --> 00:33:04,777
Angie Rice, the meth head?
701
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:06,862
-Correct.
-Uh-huh.
702
00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:10,783
Witnesses have confirmed her
at the scene of the crime
703
00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:13,202
at least two out of three incidences.
704
00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,870
Okay, well...
705
00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:16,580
uh, it's her.
706
00:33:16,664 --> 00:33:18,249
Case closed.
707
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,376
I mean, sure, she's a degenerate,
708
00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:23,712
but is that really motive enough
for such a heinous act?
709
00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:26,340
Okay, you don't understand.
The motive is drugs.
710
00:33:26,424 --> 00:33:28,426
She's moving drugs down
the Hershey highway. Check it out.
711
00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:30,969
All right, she's probably got some guy
that she's meeting at visitation,
712
00:33:31,054 --> 00:33:32,846
and he kisses her all long and passionate,
713
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,473
but then instead of
slipping her the tongue,
714
00:33:34,557 --> 00:33:36,350
he's slipping her a packet, see?
715
00:33:36,434 --> 00:33:39,937
And she has to swallow it because
of the post-visitation strip-search
716
00:33:40,021 --> 00:33:42,440
and double-ended "Say 'Ah's."
717
00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:45,651
So, she goes and she poops it
in the shower
718
00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:50,448
where it's easier to pull the goodies
out of the fuckin' Cracker Jack box,
719
00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:52,908
'cause you don't want your shit
getting lost in the toilet bowl.
720
00:33:52,991 --> 00:33:54,410
A tale as old as time.
721
00:33:55,036 --> 00:33:56,620
Oh, my God.
722
00:33:57,705 --> 00:34:00,291
You just cracked the case.
723
00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:01,542
Just like that.
724
00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:03,211
To understand a degenerate,
725
00:34:03,294 --> 00:34:06,422
you have to enter the mind
of a degenerate.
726
00:34:06,505 --> 00:34:09,175
Fortunately, I have years of experience.
727
00:34:10,176 --> 00:34:13,429
It is so, so good to have you back.
728
00:34:14,222 --> 00:34:15,931
[woman speaking indistinctly on TV]
729
00:34:19,477 --> 00:34:21,729
So, you got the picture?
730
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,399
[chuckles] Come into the circle.
731
00:34:31,697 --> 00:34:33,366
[Taystee] What is this?
732
00:34:33,449 --> 00:34:35,534
You look like you about to kill the bitch.
733
00:34:35,618 --> 00:34:39,330
Yes, but on the positive,
excellent focus, excellent resolution.
734
00:34:39,413 --> 00:34:40,664
Thank you, thank you.
735
00:34:40,748 --> 00:34:43,417
And, and it tells a story.
736
00:34:43,501 --> 00:34:46,044
[sighs]
You really want a picture out there
737
00:34:46,129 --> 00:34:48,589
that looks like you
about to beat down Judy King?
738
00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:52,009
I mean, you're right, it probably would
make my mama cry.
739
00:34:52,093 --> 00:34:54,678
But if it ends up in a magazine,
I'm cool with it.
740
00:34:54,762 --> 00:34:56,139
[news anchor] Judy King,
already serving time...
741
00:34:56,222 --> 00:34:58,891
[gasps] Check it out, puppets!
742
00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:02,019
Footage surfaced on YouTube
earlier this week
743
00:35:02,103 --> 00:35:05,189
of the culinary celeb
performing a puppet show
744
00:35:05,273 --> 00:35:07,566
many are calling racist and offensive.
745
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:12,280
Dagnammit, Chitlin' Joe,
you give me back my cherry pie.
746
00:35:12,363 --> 00:35:14,115
Oh, I swear it wasn't me, missus.
747
00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:15,491
[softly] Hell, no.
748
00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:17,326
[Chitlin' Joe]
It was Watermelon Sam who took it.
749
00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:19,120
Were you two working together?
750
00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:22,039
No, he took the pie, he ate your pie,
751
00:35:22,123 --> 00:35:24,417
and then I ate him.
752
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,002
Because I loves me some watermelon.
Whoo-whee!
753
00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:29,922
Oh, no, you ate Watermelon Sam?
754
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:32,716
-[Chitlin' Joe] Oh, he don't mind.
-[clicks tongue] Mmm-mmm. Mmm.
755
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,051
In facts, I did him a favor.
756
00:35:34,135 --> 00:35:37,305
I spit out his seeds
on Mayor Harrison's yard.
757
00:35:37,388 --> 00:35:40,433
He always did wanna live
on the nice part of town.
758
00:35:40,516 --> 00:35:43,311
I don't think I like this puppet show.
759
00:35:43,394 --> 00:35:47,523
You know, I think my mom would totally
be fine seeing me beat down Judy King.
760
00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:49,358
Okay...
761
00:35:49,442 --> 00:35:51,694
maybe we are telling the right story.
762
00:35:51,777 --> 00:35:54,655
Whoops!
I'm out of juice.
763
00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:57,866
Y'all know anyone around here
with a charger?
764
00:35:58,617 --> 00:35:59,827
[knocking on door]
765
00:36:03,164 --> 00:36:04,165
Is it official?
766
00:36:04,248 --> 00:36:07,000
-I don't buy sparkling wine for losers.
-Yes!
767
00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:11,505
Your education initiative was approved
by the board nine-to-one.
768
00:36:11,589 --> 00:36:14,007
♪ This is how we do what we do ♪
769
00:36:14,091 --> 00:36:16,219
-This is incredible.
-[chuckles]
770
00:36:16,302 --> 00:36:18,221
You are incredible.
771
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,682
You are the one that made it happen.
772
00:36:23,226 --> 00:36:24,852
-Is this it?
-Mmm-hmm.
773
00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:26,187
Look, it even has
your name on it. [chuckles]
774
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:27,813
I thought you'd get a kick out of that.
775
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:31,024
You are the first person
in the history of this company
776
00:36:31,108 --> 00:36:33,777
who has managed to sell education
as a means of control.
777
00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:35,529
-Glasses?
-In the cabinet.
778
00:36:35,613 --> 00:36:37,448
It's not just a means of control.
779
00:36:37,531 --> 00:36:41,494
If you don't invest in education now,
you end up paying for it in the long run.
780
00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:42,578
Absolutely.
781
00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:45,873
-[sighs] Is this the course catalog?
-Mmm-hmm.
782
00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:50,586
[Caputo chuckles]
783
00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:53,005
Where's the math and science and...
784
00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:56,133
Oh, um... uh, we switched it out
with basic carpentry and plumbing.
785
00:36:56,217 --> 00:36:58,844
We agreed on more vocational classes,
remember?
786
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:03,516
[stutters] But you took out
every core class.
787
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:04,683
[cork pops]
788
00:37:05,643 --> 00:37:08,521
There's no English,
there's no History, there...
789
00:37:09,355 --> 00:37:11,482
There's not even an arts class. I...
790
00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:15,944
"Concrete 101"?
791
00:37:16,028 --> 00:37:18,864
"Foundation Pouring"?
What is that?
792
00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:21,284
None of this is in my original proposal.
793
00:37:21,367 --> 00:37:23,994
Well, I told you that there would be
some adjustments.
794
00:37:24,077 --> 00:37:25,913
It's all construction.
795
00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:30,793
It's a chain gang.
796
00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:34,255
No. No, it is a school, technically.
797
00:37:34,338 --> 00:37:37,258
We need to emphasize
the school part, otherwise...
798
00:37:37,341 --> 00:37:40,344
we have to pay them their 11 cents
an hour. Right? [chuckling]
799
00:37:41,387 --> 00:37:42,471
Joe.
800
00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:45,558
Hey, I know this isn't exactly
what you envisioned,
801
00:37:45,641 --> 00:37:48,811
but it's a victory to get
any project off the ground.
802
00:37:48,894 --> 00:37:52,022
You shoot for the moon,
you land somewhere in the stars, right?
803
00:37:53,566 --> 00:37:54,567
[sighs]
804
00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:56,360
Kippis!
805
00:37:56,444 --> 00:37:59,280
That's "cheers" in Finnish.
Isn't that fun to say out of your mouth?
806
00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:01,073
Timo Lindman on the board is Finnish.
807
00:38:06,287 --> 00:38:09,122
[Nicky] This is amazing.
Thank you.
808
00:38:09,206 --> 00:38:10,708
I can't take all the credit.
809
00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:13,336
Mendoza helped a little.
810
00:38:13,419 --> 00:38:14,795
I would have made more of a spread,
811
00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:17,881
but they have me up at
3:30 in the morning these days.
812
00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:20,593
[Nicky] Yikes!
Well, maybe you should go to bed.
813
00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:22,345
I don't understand
how you're still upright.
814
00:38:22,428 --> 00:38:24,305
I'm Russian.
815
00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:26,307
And back in Russia, where I come from,
816
00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,976
when we see a friend
we haven't seen for a long time,
817
00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:32,187
we make them eat and drink
until they can't move.
818
00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:36,191
You better get ready to eat
a whole cake yourself.
819
00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:39,027
In a bit, all right?
I'm sorry, I'm just not hungry yet.
820
00:38:39,111 --> 00:38:40,654
All right.
821
00:38:40,738 --> 00:38:42,781
Maybe some music, huh?
Gina?
822
00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:45,409
[Gina] Uh, yeah, I need a minute.
823
00:38:45,493 --> 00:38:47,202
[Red] I thought you said
you tested that thing!
824
00:38:47,285 --> 00:38:49,204
I... I did.
It worked an hour ago.
825
00:38:49,287 --> 00:38:50,873
[Lorna] Yeah, turn up the music.
[Big Boo] Music?
826
00:38:50,956 --> 00:38:52,165
Heck, yeah!
827
00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:54,335
Come on, Gina,
I got my dancing shoes on.
828
00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:57,630
I can help. Look, I, you know,
build my own custom guitar pedals,
829
00:38:57,713 --> 00:38:59,131
so I love a project like this.
830
00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:01,174
Look, I don't need your help,
I know what I'm doing.
831
00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:03,636
Yeah, but it's not working,
so let me just help you out a little bit.
832
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,303
-Did you plug it in?
-Yes, Grandma, I plugged it in.
833
00:39:05,388 --> 00:39:07,305
Will you guys just... give me some space.
834
00:39:07,390 --> 00:39:10,518
Just started in electrical and she thinks
she can make a homemade speaker.
835
00:39:10,601 --> 00:39:12,978
Your harsh Russian accent
is music enough for me.
836
00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:14,688
-Aw!
-[chuckles]
837
00:39:15,272 --> 00:39:17,816
Hey, Drones, how's tricks?
838
00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:19,943
Do I know you?
839
00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:22,905
Yesterday in the hallway with the, uh...
840
00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:27,034
Yeah, of course, yeah! I--
[blows raspberries] Yeah.
841
00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:29,370
Welcome back, Nichols.
842
00:39:30,162 --> 00:39:31,622
[chuckles softly]
843
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,331
Come on, let's take a seat.
844
00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:44,301
This is great.
845
00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:47,721
Getting out,
being part of the community.
846
00:39:47,805 --> 00:39:50,433
No, no, I shouldn't be here.
Nobody wants me here.
847
00:39:50,516 --> 00:39:53,185
Will you stop that?
That's not true.
848
00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:56,146
-Let me get you a piece of cake, okay?
-[exhales]
849
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:01,652
Thanks for reserving the room, Sam.
850
00:40:02,861 --> 00:40:04,405
Welcome my friend Lolly over here.
851
00:40:04,488 --> 00:40:07,575
I know Lolly.
We garden together.
852
00:40:07,658 --> 00:40:11,286
Welcome, Lolly!
Enjoy some cake with us, huh?
853
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:21,129
[woman 1] These are not your friends.
854
00:40:21,213 --> 00:40:23,924
[man 1] These are not your friends.
855
00:40:24,007 --> 00:40:26,093
[man 2] The whole prison's
been compromised.
856
00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:27,678
Compromised.
857
00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:29,680
[woman 1] She has an earpiece.
You can see it.
858
00:40:29,763 --> 00:40:32,891
[woman 2] Look! Look at them!
They're all in it together.
859
00:40:32,975 --> 00:40:34,351
[breathing rapidly]
860
00:40:34,435 --> 00:40:36,228
[whining]
861
00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:37,646
[panting]
862
00:40:38,939 --> 00:40:40,273
Good, beautiful morning, guys.
863
00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:42,735
How you doing? Good?
I bet you're good. Yep, yep.
864
00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:44,903
Yep. Gentrified.
865
00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:49,157
Ooh, you got green spaghetti.
What are they gonna think of next?
866
00:40:55,956 --> 00:40:57,458
[grunting]
867
00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:07,217
Hey, sweetie, can you give me
a hand for a second?
868
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:09,219
I don't have any money, sorry.
869
00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:11,388
I didn't ask you for any money.
870
00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:18,353
Hey, there, how's it going?
You know it's illegal to panhandle here?
871
00:41:18,436 --> 00:41:20,272
I'm not panhandling.
872
00:41:20,355 --> 00:41:21,732
I sell coffee.
873
00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:23,651
Yeah, and do you have a license for that?
874
00:41:23,734 --> 00:41:25,944
It's not, like, a serious business, okay?
875
00:41:26,028 --> 00:41:27,571
I live in this neighborhood.
876
00:41:27,655 --> 00:41:29,657
I used to stay over in that big lot
next to Thomas Street.
877
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:32,325
All right, I've had a complaint.
You're gonna have to move along.
878
00:41:33,744 --> 00:41:36,872
Okay, that's fine,
but I have a broken wheel.
879
00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:40,250
[woman 1] I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
880
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:43,796
Lolly! These are not real police.
881
00:41:43,879 --> 00:41:46,173
Ma'am, you have to go.
882
00:41:49,176 --> 00:41:50,427
Where would you like me to go?
883
00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:52,763
You can go anywhere you want,
just not here.
884
00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:54,932
[woman 1] They work for the syndicate.
885
00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:58,727
The syndicate works for Starbucks,
and Starbucks wants you dead.
886
00:41:58,811 --> 00:42:01,438
-[woman 2] You'll get what you deserve.
-No, shut up!
887
00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:02,523
-[officer] Ma'am.
-Shut up!
888
00:42:02,606 --> 00:42:04,107
-Shut up!
-Lower your voice.
889
00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:05,943
-Shut up!
-Lower your voice.
890
00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:07,319
Watch out, she's got her own weapon.
891
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,196
-[Lolly screams]
-Drop it!
892
00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:11,615
You get off me!
Get off me!
893
00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:12,866
[officer] Cycle Patrol Unit Two to CU.
894
00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:15,327
-Female suspect down...
-[Lolly screams] I'm an innocent woman!
895
00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:17,037
Send female unit
for transport to precinct.
896
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,040
-Suspect's aggressive, resisting arrest.
-I am an American journalist!
897
00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:23,126
Possible intoxication,
possible psychotic.
898
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:25,295
They're trying to kill me!
899
00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:29,675
Is this where you got Judy King?
900
00:42:32,845 --> 00:42:34,137
Go ahead.
901
00:42:39,101 --> 00:42:40,518
[Aleida] Now I know.
902
00:42:40,603 --> 00:42:42,980
This is how the other half lives?
903
00:42:43,063 --> 00:42:44,732
Oh, is that supper?
904
00:42:44,815 --> 00:42:47,359
Thank goodness, I thought you all
had forgotten about me up here.
905
00:42:47,442 --> 00:42:52,740
Sorry, I got lost in the woods
on my way to your magical pleasure dome.
906
00:42:54,825 --> 00:42:56,952
I'm surprised you ain't got
your own private chef.
907
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,206
You already got your own
private yoga instructor.
908
00:43:01,289 --> 00:43:02,750
Or is she your food taster?
909
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:04,960
It's not that wonderful.
910
00:43:05,043 --> 00:43:07,671
We're very isolated up here.
911
00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:09,339
Is that homemade seltzer?
912
00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:11,299
Maybe.
913
00:43:11,383 --> 00:43:13,761
What exactly is going on here?
914
00:43:14,762 --> 00:43:17,222
How come you have your own
special meals being delivered?
915
00:43:17,305 --> 00:43:18,724
[sighs] That is a long story.
916
00:43:18,807 --> 00:43:22,185
And I would much rather talk
about your gorgeous nails.
917
00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:23,436
May I?
918
00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:27,691
Well, I love those.
Now, who did 'em for ya?
919
00:43:27,775 --> 00:43:30,485
Nobody. I do 'em myself.
Always have.
920
00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:32,112
Well, you obviously know
what you are doing.
921
00:43:32,195 --> 00:43:34,322
Those contrast tips are perfect.
922
00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:36,408
Here you go.
923
00:43:36,491 --> 00:43:38,118
-What's this?
-Stamps.
924
00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:39,369
A tip.
925
00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:41,079
I was told they're used as currency.
926
00:43:43,081 --> 00:43:45,083
Can I have some of them cookies, too?
927
00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:49,713
Well, sure.
Uh, please, help yourself. [chuckles]
928
00:43:50,588 --> 00:43:52,215
This is all right with you, isn't it?
I mean...
929
00:43:52,299 --> 00:43:54,635
you're not really into
material stuff, right?
930
00:43:58,513 --> 00:44:00,557
Of course not.
Go ahead.
931
00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:06,229
How much would you pay
for nails like these?
932
00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:09,316
-On the outside.
-Oh, a nice job like that?
933
00:44:09,399 --> 00:44:13,486
Well... 25, 30.
Forty or 50 for gels.
934
00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:15,447
Even more for acrylics.
935
00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:18,283
That's about the price I figured.
936
00:44:18,366 --> 00:44:20,202
I just wanted to double check.
937
00:44:21,745 --> 00:44:24,331
I'm gonna start my own business
when I get out. A nail business.
938
00:44:24,414 --> 00:44:25,623
A salon?
939
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:28,501
Yeah, a salon.
940
00:44:28,585 --> 00:44:30,628
-Huh.
-A nail salon.
941
00:44:34,632 --> 00:44:37,052
Why do we have a seltzer machine?
942
00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:40,472
I told Caputo you needed one.
943
00:44:40,555 --> 00:44:41,682
Didn't you say that?
944
00:44:41,765 --> 00:44:43,516
No, I don't think so.
945
00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:46,061
Funny. I thought you did.
946
00:44:49,522 --> 00:44:51,691
Yo, Chapman,
what're you doing walking alone?
947
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,194
Just heading to the common room.
It's all right.
948
00:44:54,277 --> 00:44:55,403
There'll be lots of people there.
949
00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:56,529
Still, apes swing.
950
00:44:56,613 --> 00:44:59,574
I wanted to talk to you about
maybe expanding our turf.
951
00:45:00,575 --> 00:45:01,827
"Our turf"?
952
00:45:01,910 --> 00:45:05,038
Yeah, I mean, it's not fair the Dominicans
get the shaded area in the yard.
953
00:45:05,122 --> 00:45:06,414
We're the ones low in melanin.
954
00:45:06,498 --> 00:45:08,792
I thought the whole point of our things
was to break up gangs.
955
00:45:08,876 --> 00:45:10,502
If we're talking about turf,
we're a gang,
956
00:45:10,585 --> 00:45:12,963
you're a gang,
we're all gangbangers.
957
00:45:13,046 --> 00:45:14,214
Whatever.
958
00:45:14,297 --> 00:45:17,300
The task force was a good start,
but it's time to up our game.
959
00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:19,887
You gotta do what you gotta do
to survive in this motherfucker.
960
00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:22,014
You might be right...
961
00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:25,058
but I also need to survive with myself
when I get out of here.
962
00:45:25,142 --> 00:45:26,726
What does that mean?
963
00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:29,772
Do you ever think that
by demonizing large groups of people,
964
00:45:29,855 --> 00:45:32,482
we're actually making this place
more dangerous?
965
00:45:32,565 --> 00:45:34,026
-We're sisters.
-Hmm.
966
00:45:34,109 --> 00:45:36,653
We have to look out for each other.
This place is dangerous.
967
00:45:37,737 --> 00:45:39,072
I'll see you later.
968
00:45:43,201 --> 00:45:44,494
Disrespect.
969
00:45:44,577 --> 00:45:48,290
Nah, she doesn't know what she's saying.
It's the white shame again.
970
00:45:48,373 --> 00:45:50,292
I wish she could learn to love herself.
971
00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:53,378
I don't know, must be a loose wire
or something.
972
00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:55,338
I don't need gloves, it's totally safe.
973
00:45:57,966 --> 00:45:59,259
That was a fluke, Norma.
974
00:45:59,342 --> 00:46:02,762
Look, I... I can't live my life in fear.
Don't impose it on me.
975
00:46:02,846 --> 00:46:04,639
[music playing]
976
00:46:04,722 --> 00:46:06,058
[inmates cheering]
977
00:46:09,227 --> 00:46:10,979
Oh, no, what're they doing here?
978
00:46:11,814 --> 00:46:13,440
It's the common room.
979
00:46:13,523 --> 00:46:15,275
Now, you can't keep out the commoners.
980
00:46:15,358 --> 00:46:17,735
Well, we don't have to give 'em cake.
981
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:19,487
Dirty shower pooper.
982
00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:23,616
Nicky, I heard you worked
cleaning cells in Max.
983
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,243
Any chance you saw Sophia?
984
00:46:26,078 --> 00:46:27,787
Yeah, I saw her.
985
00:46:27,871 --> 00:46:29,539
Yeah, and?
986
00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:31,666
And I don't know
what to say, all right?
987
00:46:31,749 --> 00:46:34,794
There was a shitload of blood.
They had to take her to medical.
988
00:46:34,878 --> 00:46:36,004
Oh, my God.
989
00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:39,925
Look, sometimes people feel like fighting,
so they punch the walls.
990
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:42,344
That would be the best case scenario,
based on what I saw.
991
00:46:43,553 --> 00:46:44,847
She might've cut herself.
992
00:46:47,432 --> 00:46:49,559
Okay, come on.
Come dance with me.
993
00:46:49,642 --> 00:46:52,270
Just give me one second, all right?
I'll be right back.
994
00:46:54,231 --> 00:46:55,273
Best case?
995
00:46:55,357 --> 00:46:57,943
Crystal has to know what's happening.
996
00:46:58,610 --> 00:46:59,694
[Nicky] Hey!
997
00:47:06,368 --> 00:47:07,494
Whitehill.
998
00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:09,746
Lolly.
999
00:47:11,789 --> 00:47:12,916
Lolly.
1000
00:47:16,169 --> 00:47:18,088
Did you see that?
1001
00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:20,507
Lolly's acting really weird.
1002
00:47:20,590 --> 00:47:24,261
The weirder she acts,
the less anyone takes her seriously.
1003
00:47:25,053 --> 00:47:28,306
-I'm with my family tonight.
-[sighs]
1004
00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:29,641
All right.
1005
00:47:30,308 --> 00:47:32,227
Out of sight, out of mind, right?
1006
00:47:32,310 --> 00:47:33,853
Exactly.
1007
00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:42,946
[Nicky speaking indistinctly]
1008
00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:55,542
[sniffs]
1009
00:48:06,136 --> 00:48:08,388
Oh, wow, this is great.
1010
00:48:09,139 --> 00:48:10,598
Does Piscatella know about this?
1011
00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:13,851
-Why, you gonna rat us all out?
-No.
1012
00:48:13,936 --> 00:48:17,189
Here you go, my dear.
Grape Kool-Aid.
1013
00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:20,567
Uh-huh. Is there any alcohol in that?
1014
00:48:20,650 --> 00:48:21,818
Would you like a taste test?
1015
00:48:21,901 --> 00:48:24,862
Or will the task force be by later
to take a urine sample?
1016
00:48:24,947 --> 00:48:27,324
I'm not the enemy, Boo.
1017
00:48:27,407 --> 00:48:28,533
I'm your friend.
1018
00:48:28,616 --> 00:48:31,119
Oh, Labor and Capital can never
really be friends.
1019
00:48:31,203 --> 00:48:33,246
More like fuck buddies.
1020
00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:35,165
Let's go.
1021
00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:39,461
[chuckles]
1022
00:48:42,505 --> 00:48:45,467
-Hey, Vause.
-Hey. Um...
1023
00:48:45,550 --> 00:48:46,843
Sorry, I'm leaving.
1024
00:48:46,926 --> 00:48:48,928
-That's cool. I'll just...
-Yeah.
1025
00:48:49,012 --> 00:48:50,555
...party by myself.
1026
00:48:59,147 --> 00:49:00,315
Lolly.
1027
00:49:02,067 --> 00:49:04,152
I know you're down here.
1028
00:49:04,236 --> 00:49:05,487
I saw you come down.
1029
00:49:05,570 --> 00:49:07,155
[Lolly] I'm over here.
1030
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,615
[faint knock]
1031
00:49:08,698 --> 00:49:10,450
In the time machine.
1032
00:49:16,373 --> 00:49:18,125
Well, it's a work-in-progress.
1033
00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,960
I'm still experimenting
with the power source.
1034
00:49:21,794 --> 00:49:24,756
So this is why you've
been collecting materials.
1035
00:49:24,839 --> 00:49:27,717
So you see now why
I kept it secret from you, right?
1036
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,511
I didn't want you implicated.
1037
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,472
'Cause then you would be a target, too.
1038
00:49:34,057 --> 00:49:35,808
I mean, unless you still don't think
1039
00:49:35,892 --> 00:49:39,437
that I'm important enough to be
a target of an international conspiracy.
1040
00:49:40,313 --> 00:49:41,648
Move over.
1041
00:49:50,573 --> 00:49:52,659
[sighs] Okay.
1042
00:49:54,702 --> 00:49:58,831
Let's assume for a second
that there is a conspiracy against you.
1043
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:01,293
Why go back in time?
1044
00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:03,628
Because, if I can go back in time,
1045
00:50:03,711 --> 00:50:05,797
I can stop Jimmy Carter
from starting FEMA.
1046
00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:08,716
Lolly...
1047
00:50:09,634 --> 00:50:13,638
everyone wants
to go back in time sometimes.
1048
00:50:14,806 --> 00:50:20,187
To go back to the moment
when everything was still possible,
1049
00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:23,690
before they made a wrong turn,
so that they could go on the right path.
1050
00:50:23,773 --> 00:50:25,608
But it's not possible.
1051
00:50:26,943 --> 00:50:32,240
All we can do is
make the most of right now.
1052
00:50:33,325 --> 00:50:35,160
Okay, I tried that.
1053
00:50:36,578 --> 00:50:39,914
[stuttering] But traveling back in time
just seemed more,
1054
00:50:39,997 --> 00:50:42,084
you know, feasible.
1055
00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:47,339
I don't have no moment
when everything went wrong.
1056
00:50:49,466 --> 00:50:52,844
Unless it was that moment I was born
with that sickness in me.
1057
00:50:53,553 --> 00:50:55,472
[sighs] You're probably right.
1058
00:50:56,139 --> 00:50:58,308
[sighs deeply]
1059
00:50:58,391 --> 00:50:59,934
I was just probably desperate.
1060
00:51:00,935 --> 00:51:02,479
[sniffles]
1061
00:51:06,274 --> 00:51:09,068
Man, this sounded better
when we talked about it earlier.
1062
00:51:09,819 --> 00:51:11,654
When we talked about it?
1063
00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:13,490
[laughing]
1064
00:51:13,573 --> 00:51:15,200
-Okay, me and the...
-Oh.
1065
00:51:15,283 --> 00:51:16,826
[both laughing]
1066
00:51:18,453 --> 00:51:20,413
Hey, I know they're not real,
1067
00:51:20,497 --> 00:51:22,665
but it don't mean that
they don't have nothing to say.
1068
00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:28,045
[sighs]
Sometimes that shit is scary.
1069
00:51:28,588 --> 00:51:31,007
Especially when that
little girl starts whispering.
1070
00:51:32,967 --> 00:51:34,802
Okay, but sometimes...
1071
00:51:36,012 --> 00:51:38,348
you know, they make these
convincing arguments.
1072
00:51:38,431 --> 00:51:42,769
So, if they think that it's plausible
1073
00:51:42,852 --> 00:51:46,481
that we could go back in time
and save America...
1074
00:51:46,564 --> 00:51:48,024
then I gotta honor that.
1075
00:51:49,066 --> 00:51:53,780
Plus, I read this romance novel,
and it was about time travel,
1076
00:51:53,863 --> 00:51:55,990
and I really dug the science of that.
1077
00:51:58,660 --> 00:52:00,620
Plus, I got that potato.
1078
00:52:08,002 --> 00:52:09,421
[whispering] Mr. Healy?
1079
00:52:09,504 --> 00:52:10,797
Hmm?
1080
00:52:12,006 --> 00:52:14,050
Are you travelin' in time?
1081
00:52:14,133 --> 00:52:16,261
No. No, I was just, uh...
1082
00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:22,309
I spent a lot of time
in boxes as a kid.
1083
00:52:23,726 --> 00:52:26,062
They were forts, really.
1084
00:52:27,146 --> 00:52:28,648
Forts.
1085
00:52:29,566 --> 00:52:31,901
You could stay down here
as long as you want.
1086
00:52:32,652 --> 00:52:34,196
Maybe a few more minutes.
1087
00:52:36,364 --> 00:52:37,782
Then we'll go.
1088
00:52:39,326 --> 00:52:41,035
[softly] Okay.
1089
00:52:42,078 --> 00:52:43,788
Okay.
1090
00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:49,502
What I don't understand is,
I step up to the plate for everybody.
1091
00:52:49,586 --> 00:52:51,463
It's not like I want credit.
1092
00:52:53,172 --> 00:52:55,174
But I take care of business.
1093
00:52:56,092 --> 00:52:58,470
And suddenly, everybody's acting
like I'm some kind of a monster.
1094
00:52:58,553 --> 00:53:01,306
I'm sorry, I really need
to focus on DJing.
1095
00:53:01,389 --> 00:53:04,851
Aren't you just playing
a playlist off your iPod?
1096
00:53:06,228 --> 00:53:08,771
How do you even have an iPod?
1097
00:53:08,855 --> 00:53:09,856
[Hapakuka] Hey, Chapman.
1098
00:53:11,983 --> 00:53:12,984
Hey.
1099
00:53:13,067 --> 00:53:15,445
Where are your new friends?
1100
00:53:15,528 --> 00:53:17,697
It's not really working out.
1101
00:53:19,574 --> 00:53:20,867
You're not scared of Maria?
1102
00:53:20,950 --> 00:53:23,911
No, I'm scared, but I'm pretending
that this Kool-Aid has alcohol in it,
1103
00:53:23,995 --> 00:53:25,247
and that kinda helps.
1104
00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:29,876
I owe you an apology.
1105
00:53:32,169 --> 00:53:34,589
I have not been cool to you
since you got here.
1106
00:53:34,672 --> 00:53:37,300
-No, you haven't.
-I'm wondering...
1107
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,928
may I please have a do-over?
1108
00:53:41,846 --> 00:53:43,723
I don't know.
1109
00:53:43,806 --> 00:53:46,559
I... I've been thinking about it, but...
1110
00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:47,977
the thing is... [stammers]
1111
00:53:48,811 --> 00:53:52,440
I'm sorry, uh, can we talk outside?
It's a little loud.
1112
00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:53,733
Sure.
1113
00:53:53,816 --> 00:53:55,402
-Yeah.
-Sure.
1114
00:53:59,781 --> 00:54:01,991
The thing is, Chapman...
1115
00:54:03,826 --> 00:54:06,413
I was turned off by you
the moment I met you.
1116
00:54:06,996 --> 00:54:12,084
But I was alone and scared,
so I made an alliance with you, and...
1117
00:54:13,044 --> 00:54:14,879
I mean,
you didn't even respect that alliance.
1118
00:54:14,962 --> 00:54:16,005
I know.
1119
00:54:16,923 --> 00:54:21,218
And I have no excuse
except that I was scared, too.
1120
00:54:22,345 --> 00:54:23,471
Yeah.
1121
00:54:25,264 --> 00:54:29,101
But I get it now,
and actually, you were right.
1122
00:54:29,185 --> 00:54:31,270
I was right about what?
1123
00:54:31,938 --> 00:54:34,190
Right about being pragmatic.
1124
00:54:35,149 --> 00:54:37,694
You gotta do what you gotta do.
1125
00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:38,945
[Piper gasps]
1126
00:54:40,488 --> 00:54:42,990
I'm sorry I can't help you...
1127
00:54:43,074 --> 00:54:45,076
but I'm rooting for you, too.
1128
00:54:45,159 --> 00:54:46,828
[muffled screaming]
1129
00:54:46,911 --> 00:54:48,621
[all straining]
1130
00:54:49,539 --> 00:54:51,666
-[Blanca] Come on.
-[muffled grunting]
1131
00:54:53,084 --> 00:54:54,210
[screams]
1132
00:54:56,546 --> 00:54:57,880
[screaming]
1133
00:54:57,964 --> 00:54:59,549
-[shushing]
-[groaning]
1134
00:55:02,427 --> 00:55:04,136
[pop music playing]
1135
00:55:16,483 --> 00:55:18,025
[crying]
1136
00:55:19,026 --> 00:55:23,280
When you're in a gang,
you get this label put on you.
1137
00:55:23,365 --> 00:55:24,532
And thanks to what you pulled,
1138
00:55:24,616 --> 00:55:29,829
I've been marked by Admin
as this big, bad gang girl, you see?
1139
00:55:29,912 --> 00:55:31,288
So I'm done.
1140
00:55:33,124 --> 00:55:34,626
But I've been thinking.
1141
00:55:36,293 --> 00:55:38,129
You gangster, too, Chapman.
1142
00:55:38,212 --> 00:55:40,465
Oh, you're hella gangster, right?
1143
00:55:40,548 --> 00:55:44,093
-[Piper wailing]
-So where's your label, huh?
1144
00:55:46,804 --> 00:55:48,640
[pop music continues]
1145
00:55:52,769 --> 00:55:54,896
[sobbing loudly]
1146
00:55:58,190 --> 00:55:59,358
[pop music continues]
1147
00:56:01,486 --> 00:56:03,696
Hold tight.
Don't let her move.
1148
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:06,408
If you move, it'll get messed up.
1149
00:56:06,491 --> 00:56:10,244
Make sure it isn't backwards
or it's, like, a whole different thing.
1150
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:14,331
-[sizzling]
-[screaming]
1151
00:56:21,548 --> 00:56:23,049
[sobbing]
1152
00:56:29,263 --> 00:56:31,265
[pop music playing]