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[cell door slams]
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[theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams]
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[reporter] A surprising development
in the Judy King saga...
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This photo, leaked from inside
Litchfield Correctional Facility,
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catches the Queen of Cuisine
in a romantic embrace
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-with an African-American inmate.
-[Suzanne exclaims]
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This undermines the allegations of racism
that have been swirling
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since the discovery of an offensive
1983 cable access video.
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The identity of the inmate
remains unknown.
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-[laughing]
-[grunting]
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Okay, y'all, so what y'all gonna do
with y'all cash money?
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[chuckling]
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Yo, I'm gonna take my girl
to Amsterdam.
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Rent a bounce house
in the shape of a frog.
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I'm gonna follow D'Angelo around
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like them white people
be following that band Phish,
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where they spell the word "fish" wrong.
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-What about you, Watson?
-[clicks tongue] Oh, you know.
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Probably spend most of it on rims.
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-[all laughing]
-[Suzanne] Jesus!
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[all laughing]
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Y'all, we ain't think this shit through.
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Man, stop cryin' about it already.
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You was so hyped about being famous and--
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Okay, first of all,
some brown puffs are famous.
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Not me.
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And two, how do you think
this gonna play upstairs?
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Are you talking about... God?
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[softly] I'm talkin' about Caputo.
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Yo, don't even worry about it, man.
We got Judy on our side.
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Y'all still ain't gettin' it,
are you?
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She used us.
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Now, she out there
lookin' post-racial as shit,
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and I'm about to get
a boot up my black ass.
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Lesbians...
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Am I right?
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[Piscatella] What the hell is this?
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Anyone want to fill me in?
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Who was on Judy King duty today?
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It was me,
but she told me to get lost.
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She said she doesn't need
a babysitter anymore.
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Well, I can see why.
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I tried to stay,
but she got really irritated,
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and Caputo told us
to keep her happy, so--
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As far as I'm concerned,
she's his problem to deal with now.
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But what I want to know
is how this photo got out.
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[chuckling] Eh.
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You know inmates.
Always up to something.
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Right.
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Well, guess what time it is, people.
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It's time for a phone sweep.
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Oh, no.
Sir, I don't think that'll help.
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You know, they'd hide their shit in, like,
places you wouldn't think to look--
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-Well, start thinking... and looking.
-Okay.
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[stuttering] You're talking about
dismantling every electrical appliance,
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lifting up the ceiling tiles,
and getting into the HVAC system.
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Snaking the drains,
tearing apart all the mattresses.
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[stuttering] I hear they hide
their shit in shit.
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Like, in the porta potties.
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For real.
It's nasty.
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Oh, sorry, I-- I didn't realize
this was going to be hard.
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You know what?
Instead, let's just...
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go over to my place
and watch Bachelorette.
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[softly] Okay.
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Why don't you head this one up, Luschek?
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Think of it as your chance to impress me.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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CO Mooney down at Max
says the SHU's almost full.
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There's one or two cells left.
That's it.
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Which means we can't be sending
people down there all willy-nilly.
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Pell-mell.
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[stuttering] So, what are we
supposed to do?
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Go freestyle.
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I put that donut in my pants.
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[snickering]
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Now there's a bunch of white girls
pushing back on us in the TV room.
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We gave 'em Tuesday nights,
straight up.
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Now they asking for
an extra hour on Thursday
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so that they can watch
something called Bones,
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which is about a lady
named Bones, apparently?
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Give it to them.
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You just gonna bend like that?
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We got power now.
We can't be petty and shit.
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They come to us,
we should be reasonable.
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Also, I want order in the cafeteria.
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Don't be marching in there,
taking people's tables.
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-That ain't fair.
-We gotta sit.
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So pick out a couple of tables.
Make them our tables.
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Anybody sits there, it's trouble.
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They sit somewhere else,
we leave them alone. You hear me?
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We don't need the COs
lookin' at us all the time.
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[in Spanish] They already
look at us all the time.
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While they're frisking us.
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[in English] Anybody else?
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[sighs]
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Okay, we're done.
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Oh, and if that Moroccan tweaker
doesn't pay us today,
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we start breaking fingers.
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Dibs.
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Yo, the stop-and-frisk is bullshit.
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I hear you,
but they ain't gonna find anything.
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It's no problem.
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[in Spanish] It's fucking degrading!
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Being in prison is fucking degrading.
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There's nothing we can do about it,
so let's suck it up, okay?
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They're not even really looking
for anything now.
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Exactly.
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They're just groping us
to show us they can.
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It's not right.
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Let it go, Blanca.
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[in English]
Oh, and take a shower, man!
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You smell like a skunk that OD'd
on vinegar and died.
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[in Spanish] The lines in the bathroom
are too damn long.
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[in English]
There's a lot of us. Go now.
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There's no lines.
I'll cover for you in the kitchen.
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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[Millie] Bianca?
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[Blanca sighs]
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-Bianca!
-[sighs]
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[yelling] Bianca!
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[sighs]
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Yes, missus?
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I'm hungry.
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I was in the shower.
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Well, I don't know what to tell you.
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I got hungry.
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[Millie] And heat that soup up
on the stove.
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Not the microwave.
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-It makes it taste different.
-[sighs]
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Margaret called.
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Oh.
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Too busy to talk to her own mother
more than once a week,
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and then when she does call,
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she won't stop harping
on the nursing home.
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You can't call a structure covered in
spray-on stucco "golden" anything.
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I'm speaking to you.
Please don't stand there like a half-wit.
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She worries about you.
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Oh, not about me.
About herself.
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She wants to get her hands on this house.
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Pack me off to watch Wheel of Fortune
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and drool with other
unloved old people.
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No, thank you.
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She seemed nice.
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Of course she did.
You only met her that one time.
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That's how she acts,
you know...
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[imitating Margaret] "Oh, I want you
to have doctors nearby
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in case you need them."
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-[in normal voice] It's all for show.
-What did you tell her?
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Same as usual.
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"I'm staying right here in my own home.
Go take a long walk on a short pier."
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-[inhales sharply]
-[engine whirring]
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And I have you,
that's all I need.
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Who's that?
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A bit of a hood for my taste,
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but, uh, Patty from church says
he worked wonders with her shrubs.
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This soup is terrible.
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I'm starving, but the thought
of actually eating makes me want to yurg.
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Well, maybe it's because this food looks
like something a walrus would regurgitate
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to feed its least favorite baby.
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I-- [grunts]
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You know what?
I don't mind it so much anymore.
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I did grow up eating mushy food,
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because my mother had the weak teeth,
you realize.
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Is it, like, super bright in here?
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Do you know what I want?
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A burger...
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from Shake Shack.
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I legit just, like,
teared up a little bit.
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Seared on the grill with tomato
and melted cheese...
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On a fresh, soft, potato roll.
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-With a milkshake.
-Nah, don't get greedy.
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It's my fantasy.
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And I can have a milkshake
with a side of Cate Blanchett.
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My veins hurt right now
and you're thinking about sex?
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No, dummy.
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I want someone to massage my head
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and she looks like
she'd have really cool fingers.
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Hey, there.
You're really being a bit of a downer.
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I'm sorry.
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Is my mood not up to your standards?
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No one asked you to plop yourself
down right in front of me.
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[scoffs] I'm sitting here
'cause we're all friends.
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Okay, is that what we are now?
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You need to stop blaming me
for finding someone, hon.
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-Mmm-hmm.
-It's not like my feelings for you
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just went away.
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But I... didn't just jump into the first
pair of Mookee pants that came along.
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I have no idea what you did...
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but you sure as fuck did something,
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because you can't
keep your head up right now.
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Don't try to change the subject,
okay? [scoffs]
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It's been, like, months
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and how do you even meet someone,
let alone get married--
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Okay, stop. Stop it.
Stop it. You left.
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You were the one who left, right?
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I didn't know if you were coming back.
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And it's your fault, because you love
heroin more than you loved me.
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For your information,
I was clean at the time,
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you peanut-brained,
fickle-hearted whore.
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So...
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So, how is everyone?
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Oh, you know.
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-[scoffs]
-Pretty awesome.
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She's on drugs, Red.
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-[scoffs] Oh, God.
-[Lorna] Just take a look at her.
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She's smacked out of her gourd.
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[sighs]
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What, are we all gonna pretend
this isn't happening?
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[Lorna scoffs]
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Feels like a "yes."
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Food stays in the cafeteria, Sister.
You know that.
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I'll do what I want,
you moron.
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You fucking moron.
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I think your blood sugar
might be off again, Sister.
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Oh, you think?
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With your teeny-tiny brain?
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[softly] Look, just take it, okay?
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And don't tell anyone.
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[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
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You know, if you're gonna poop
in the shower,
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at least you could plan ahead.
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Like, do it in a shower cap,
and take it with you after.
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Just common decency.
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But you wouldn't know
anything about that, would you?
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I mean, I know for some people,
drugs is the most important thing.
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But guess what?
For the rest of us, we have feelings.
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And noses and gag reflexes.
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And Janitorial is hard enough
without you leaving your mess behind,
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once you found what you been looking for.
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And I think you might have worms.
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So deal with that.
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[gasps]
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-Okay, gun to your head...
-Mmm-hmm.
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...do you run over an old lady,
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or do you turn the wheel
and crash yourself into a wall?
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How old is the old lady?
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[sighs]
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Seventy-six...
No, seventy-two.
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How's her health?
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-You know, it's been better.
-Mmm-hmm.
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But she's all there in her head.
You know, she does puzzles and shit.
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-I think I mow her down.
-Me, too.
246
00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:08,916
Gun to your head,
247
00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:11,710
-do you eat ten dead flies...
-Ugh!
248
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,545
...or an alive baby mouse?
249
00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:15,339
-Mmm! Flies, for sure.
-Gross!
250
00:13:15,422 --> 00:13:18,217
The wings would stick to your tongue
and your tonsils and everything.
251
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,385
Yeah, but at least
it won't be wiggling no more.
252
00:13:20,469 --> 00:13:22,930
A baby mouse is like a big jelly bean.
253
00:13:23,013 --> 00:13:24,306
I would just swallow it whole.
254
00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:28,727
Speaking of flies on the wall.
Hmm.
255
00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:32,814
Hey, watch out for this one.
She's more than meets the eye.
256
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:34,816
Mmm, I don't know about that.
257
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:38,320
I mean, we've been friends for a long time
and as far as I can see,
258
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:39,613
it's all pretty much right here.
259
00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:41,949
Hmm. I guess you don't know her like I do.
260
00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:46,578
[in Spanish] You got something going on
in that van,
261
00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:47,997
don't you, princess?
262
00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:01,801
Did you get the money?
263
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,180
No, they've not sent the check yet.
264
00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:07,516
-[sighs]
-And I think he knows.
265
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,851
He's toying with me.
266
00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:12,062
Ordered me to search for a phone
that's currently in my pocket.
267
00:14:12,146 --> 00:14:14,106
No, I don't think that man toys.
268
00:14:15,107 --> 00:14:17,192
Oh, I have a shifty face.
I can't help it.
269
00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:18,735
I come from shifty-faced people.
270
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,654
I invite suspicion
even when I'm not guilty.
271
00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:24,699
Man, if they trace this thing
to my fuckin' number--
272
00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:26,160
Joel.
273
00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:28,913
They are just a bunch of bozos
who failed Police Academy.
274
00:14:28,996 --> 00:14:30,664
They've been to war!
275
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:35,127
Inside Weekly has a vested interest
in protecting their sources.
276
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,922
You know, I gotta tell you,
this pissin'-in-your-pants thing
277
00:14:38,005 --> 00:14:39,506
is kind of a turn-off.
278
00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:42,217
Well, at least there's that.
279
00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:47,306
[inmates chatting indistinctly]
280
00:14:49,058 --> 00:14:50,392
[clicks tongue]
281
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,519
[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
282
00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:54,980
DeMarco.
That's Italian, right?
283
00:14:55,064 --> 00:14:57,649
Nah, I'm 100% Hispanic.
284
00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:00,402
Don't let the classical features fool you.
285
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:02,571
I could be up to anything.
286
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:04,114
Okay.
287
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:06,700
Take your time.
288
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:09,244
Ay, caramba.
289
00:15:10,245 --> 00:15:12,206
[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]
290
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,168
Jesus Christ, inmate.
291
00:15:16,251 --> 00:15:17,544
I'm going, okay?
292
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:20,214
Yeah, get outta here.
Maybe boil those clothes.
293
00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:31,516
[in Spanish] Truth is, I don't know
what we would do without you, Dario.
294
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,518
You make it so much easier.
295
00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:35,895
For you, it's my pleasure.
296
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:40,109
No one calls me Dario, you know.
297
00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:43,487
-What do they call you?
-Diablo.
298
00:15:44,238 --> 00:15:46,240
I was a little wild
when I was younger.
299
00:15:46,323 --> 00:15:48,325
Went to jail for a while.
300
00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:49,659
What for?
301
00:15:49,743 --> 00:15:51,996
Armed robbery.
302
00:15:52,079 --> 00:15:53,372
We hit up a jewelry store.
303
00:15:53,455 --> 00:15:54,831
A jewel thief?
304
00:15:54,914 --> 00:15:56,458
Oh, so you were a bad boy.
305
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,710
[in English] I can't understand
what you're saying.
306
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,004
It's rude.
307
00:16:00,087 --> 00:16:02,172
[in English]
Let's get you in the car, okay?
308
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,927
[in Spanish] But... you aren't
scared of me, are you?
309
00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:10,722
I killed her husband.
310
00:16:12,516 --> 00:16:14,351
[both laugh]
311
00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:15,560
Okay, not really.
312
00:16:15,644 --> 00:16:16,645
[both chuckle]
313
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,064
[in English] Careful.
314
00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:20,732
[sighs]
315
00:16:20,815 --> 00:16:23,318
[in Spanish] But sometimes
I wish I'd done more exciting things.
316
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:25,988
Not murder.
317
00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:28,782
But... what do I know?
318
00:16:28,865 --> 00:16:30,117
Something more.
319
00:16:31,201 --> 00:16:32,744
Travel, for example.
320
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,372
I've never even been to New York City.
321
00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:37,374
Ah, good.
There's still time, you know?
322
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:40,127
[sighs]
323
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,545
I live with an old lady.
324
00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:44,464
I have to send money back home.
325
00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:45,674
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
326
00:16:47,301 --> 00:16:48,343
Bianca!
327
00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:51,138
-[sighs]
-Why are you loitering? Let's go.
328
00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:53,640
[in English] Just a minute. [groans]
329
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:55,017
[in Spanish] Why does she call you Bianca?
330
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,520
She read my name before she met me
and she thought the "L" was an "I."
331
00:16:58,603 --> 00:16:59,938
Now she says she likes it better.
332
00:17:00,022 --> 00:17:01,898
[laughing]
333
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,358
That's fucked up.
334
00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,195
What do I care, right?
335
00:17:09,656 --> 00:17:10,740
[Millie pounding on window]
336
00:17:10,824 --> 00:17:14,536
[Millie] I'm waiting!
Get in the car!
337
00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:17,581
[sighs]
338
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,335
[Diablo snickers]
339
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,879
[in Spanish] So... we'll see each other.
340
00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:30,594
[Luschek] Score.
341
00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:36,933
That's six phones for me.
342
00:17:43,857 --> 00:17:44,941
[sighs]
343
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,076
This is new.
344
00:17:55,077 --> 00:17:56,495
It's my "me" time.
345
00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:58,330
You get out in two days.
346
00:17:58,413 --> 00:17:59,914
You're gonna have
all-you-can-eat "me" time.
347
00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:02,751
And I'm gonna need it,
the way you're up in my ass in here.
348
00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:06,796
Look, just 'cause I'm getting out,
349
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,342
don't mean we gonna get all "Kumbaya"
and shit right now, okay?
350
00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:12,427
There's gonna be no crying
351
00:18:12,511 --> 00:18:15,514
or making each other
friendship bracelets or whatever.
352
00:18:15,597 --> 00:18:17,182
[sighs]
353
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:18,933
I just thought we could hang out.
354
00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:21,478
Burn your ugly face into my brain...
355
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:23,563
so I can remember you
when it's too peaceful around here.
356
00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:25,524
[scoffs]
357
00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:27,109
Please.
358
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:29,611
Don't pretend like you ain't gonna be
relieved when I'm gone.
359
00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:31,738
Oh, trust.
360
00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:34,032
It's gonna be a party
when that van door closes on your ass.
361
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:36,951
[sighs]
362
00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:38,995
But you're still my mom.
363
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,207
I'm gonna miss you.
364
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,544
Listen, we're grown-ups.
365
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:46,836
It is what it is.
366
00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:58,682
[sighs]
367
00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:01,268
Tell me what you
know about this.
368
00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:03,478
-Hmm.
-[clicks tongue] Nothin'.
369
00:19:05,814 --> 00:19:07,399
What, you think that's me?
370
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:11,195
Let's call it a hunch.
371
00:19:12,154 --> 00:19:15,532
All right. How 'bout you let me take this,
okay, hun-bun?
372
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:19,661
Now, we are both as upset
as you are about this, I can assure you.
373
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:23,665
You know, we have done our best,
with very limited resources...
374
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:28,712
to try and...
make you comfortable here.
375
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,590
Now, I appreciate that,
I really do.
376
00:19:36,303 --> 00:19:39,389
And you repay us by staging
and selling...
377
00:19:39,473 --> 00:19:41,350
[stuttering] this crazy photo?
378
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:44,186
Look, I... I don't want to sound
like I'm full of myself... [chuckles]
379
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:46,396
but, you know,
there are people out there,
380
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,398
and in here,
in this case,
381
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:50,942
who are interested
in taking pictures of celebrities,
382
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,027
even minor ones such as myself.
383
00:19:53,111 --> 00:19:56,865
Mmm-hmm. It ain't her fault the paps
after her like a Jolie-Pitt baby.
384
00:19:56,948 --> 00:20:01,077
Ah. You're saying you had
no knowledge of this photo being taken.
385
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,413
I'm just living my life, Mr. Caputo.
386
00:20:04,498 --> 00:20:08,210
And while I am aware
that a jailhouse romance is discouraged...
387
00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:10,879
sometimes... [sighs]
388
00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:13,257
you just can't fight your passions.
389
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:19,929
Now, I'm sure that you are no stranger
to the vagaries of love.
390
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,767
Jesus, Judy, give me a break here.
391
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:26,561
[inhaling deeply]
The heart wants what it wants.
392
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:35,654
And you're telling me...
that your heart wants...
393
00:20:37,614 --> 00:20:39,157
-her?
-Mmm-hmm.
394
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:42,661
[clicks tongue] What, you ain't never
heard of a May-December romance before?
395
00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:46,748
I think it's more like June-October.
[chuckles]
396
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:49,208
-[chuckles]
-[sighs]
397
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:51,753
I'm the sexy arm candy here
398
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:54,923
and Judy Pants is my aging playboy.
399
00:20:55,882 --> 00:20:58,927
-Ah...
-Mmm. [cooing]
400
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,094
It's classic.
401
00:21:00,178 --> 00:21:03,973
I hear you walk out of here
402
00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:06,476
and went your separate ways,
403
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:11,940
I will come down on both of you
like The Wrath of Khan.
404
00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:13,400
Like in Star Trek?
405
00:21:13,483 --> 00:21:16,278
I mean God.
The wrath of God.
406
00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:18,488
This better be the real thing.
407
00:21:18,572 --> 00:21:22,075
Hey, this is a lot of pressure
to put on a new relationship.
408
00:21:23,076 --> 00:21:26,538
In your case, I'm sure it'll just bring
the two of you closer together.
409
00:21:27,456 --> 00:21:30,041
-I think so, yes. My girl.
-[chuckles]
410
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:32,919
Please leave.
411
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:55,900
[sighs] Guess I could grab a beverage
while we're waiting.
412
00:21:57,611 --> 00:21:58,862
I ain't telling you what to do,
413
00:21:58,945 --> 00:22:02,949
but I kinda feel like staying sharp
and letting them get messed up early
414
00:22:03,032 --> 00:22:05,369
is the only way you're gonna
dominate beer pong later.
415
00:22:07,078 --> 00:22:08,204
Maybe you're right.
416
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,664
[clattering]
417
00:22:22,761 --> 00:22:26,014
You ever think about how it's weird
that there's always a gardener around
418
00:22:26,097 --> 00:22:28,725
when there's a whole grounds crew
that basically works for free?
419
00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:32,103
You're right, that is weird.
[sniffs]
420
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,858
Also he has really nice shirts...
for a gardener.
421
00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:42,321
Hey, you!
422
00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:46,284
[Dixon] Yeah, you!
Stay right there!
423
00:22:49,663 --> 00:22:50,997
[panting]
424
00:22:51,998 --> 00:22:53,041
[grunts]
425
00:22:55,502 --> 00:22:56,795
[groans]
426
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,382
-Why are you running?
-[stutters] No reason.
427
00:23:01,466 --> 00:23:02,884
[grunts]
428
00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:06,471
[panting]
429
00:23:06,555 --> 00:23:08,473
What are you,
some kind of perv?
430
00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:12,226
Trying to jerk it through the fence
to some prison tang?
431
00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:15,522
I see you around here again,
you'll be shitting your own teeth, Pablo.
432
00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:23,613
[Digori] What's this thing
supposed to be, anyway?
433
00:23:23,697 --> 00:23:26,282
[Brandy] I thought Caputo said it was
supposed to be a school or somethin'.
434
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:28,076
Fuck that.
435
00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:31,412
I don't want anyone stickin' anything
in my brain I didn't give say-so for.
436
00:23:31,496 --> 00:23:34,123
We could all stand
to learn stuff, I guess.
437
00:23:34,207 --> 00:23:35,625
[scoffs] Come on.
438
00:23:35,709 --> 00:23:39,921
They're gonna send some volunteer
college derp with a straight part
439
00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:42,799
who's gonna get all Dangerous Minds
when it turns out you can't read.
440
00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:44,968
You can't read?
441
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,681
I mean, I probably can.
442
00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:52,350
I'm not stupid.
I just choose not to.
443
00:23:54,686 --> 00:23:57,481
Well, that's how they get you.
With words.
444
00:23:57,564 --> 00:23:59,733
They put ideas in the words
that make you start thinking.
445
00:24:00,609 --> 00:24:02,235
I never thought about it that way.
446
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,820
Yeah.
447
00:24:03,903 --> 00:24:05,489
Well, then,
all of a sudden you're like,
448
00:24:05,572 --> 00:24:08,241
"What if other people
are having these experiences
449
00:24:08,324 --> 00:24:11,452
that are different than mine,
but still totally legit?
450
00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,498
And what if I'm supposed to think about
that before I start judging their lives?"
451
00:24:14,581 --> 00:24:17,584
That's... chaos. [scoffs]
452
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:20,378
Yeah.
No, thank you.
453
00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:25,341
Should we do something about Nicky?
454
00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:26,510
Like what?
455
00:24:28,052 --> 00:24:31,681
Look, it's not like I don't care.
I've just seen it before, you know?
456
00:24:31,765 --> 00:24:33,892
You can't make them change
unless they want to,
457
00:24:33,975 --> 00:24:35,977
and if you try, they usually end up
hating your guts.
458
00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:39,063
I really just think
we shouldn't have done...
459
00:24:40,607 --> 00:24:43,234
you know, crack.
With her.
460
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:46,530
Well, yeah.
I mean, in hindsight.
461
00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:52,744
Although, to be fair...
crack is like potato chips to Nicky.
462
00:24:52,827 --> 00:24:55,664
A little something to slake your appetite
while you're figuring out dinner.
463
00:24:56,372 --> 00:24:57,624
Speaking of dinner.
464
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,796
CO Bayley.
465
00:25:03,672 --> 00:25:04,673
Chapman.
466
00:25:04,756 --> 00:25:06,132
-Hi.
-Hmm.
467
00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:07,926
Vause and I were thinking,
468
00:25:08,009 --> 00:25:09,844
since you're such a super-nice guy
469
00:25:09,928 --> 00:25:12,388
and so good at moving things
across enemy lines...
470
00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:13,973
What do you want now?
471
00:25:14,057 --> 00:25:16,517
-A burger.
-Two, ideally. One for each of us.
472
00:25:16,601 --> 00:25:19,145
-With cheese. Yep.
-Cheese is key.
473
00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:23,191
Uh... Yeah.
474
00:25:23,274 --> 00:25:24,358
Really?
475
00:25:25,276 --> 00:25:28,487
Sure.
Oh, but first I get a handjob.
476
00:25:28,572 --> 00:25:30,990
-[Alex groans]
-You know, from before.
477
00:25:31,074 --> 00:25:33,409
The panty thing.
You basically owe me.
478
00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:34,869
Hmm.
479
00:25:40,124 --> 00:25:41,960
They grow up so fast.
480
00:25:48,675 --> 00:25:49,884
[clears throat]
481
00:25:49,968 --> 00:25:51,845
Boo. Hey.
482
00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:53,722
Oh, hey.
483
00:25:53,805 --> 00:25:55,431
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Give.
484
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:56,683
[both chuckle]
485
00:25:57,892 --> 00:26:00,311
So, something kind of weird happened.
486
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:01,730
Oh, yeah? [sniffs]
487
00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:04,649
Donuts apologized.
488
00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:06,735
[laughs] Right.
489
00:26:06,818 --> 00:26:08,236
No, he did, for real.
490
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,614
He was really sweet about it.
491
00:26:10,697 --> 00:26:13,199
Ooh.
Well, good for him, huh?
492
00:26:15,368 --> 00:26:18,454
Oh, oh, hell, no.
493
00:26:18,537 --> 00:26:21,666
No, no, no, Doggett.
That ain't the way this works.
494
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:25,086
He doesn't get to constantly rape someone
and then apologize and make it go away.
495
00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:27,546
I'm not saying it's gotta just "go away."
496
00:26:29,674 --> 00:26:33,302
Boo, I am so tired of walking around
feeling shitty every day.
497
00:26:33,386 --> 00:26:36,055
Fine, but guess what?
498
00:26:36,139 --> 00:26:39,225
He gets to feel shitty
for the rest of his natural life.
499
00:26:39,308 --> 00:26:42,646
Oh, and beyond when
he's a tandoori skewer in hell.
500
00:26:42,729 --> 00:26:47,191
What if he's just like a regular person
who made a mistake?
501
00:26:48,526 --> 00:26:51,863
Right? I mean, come on,
we both know I'm not innocent.
502
00:26:51,946 --> 00:26:53,364
Yeah, but you never--
503
00:26:54,532 --> 00:26:56,117
Okay, you did...
504
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,994
shoot a human being
with a hunting rifle.
505
00:26:58,077 --> 00:26:59,453
But she had it coming.
506
00:27:03,457 --> 00:27:04,583
[softly] No, she didn't.
507
00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:08,797
I do not like where this is headed.
508
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:13,009
Oh, Boo,
he ain't goin' anywhere, okay?
509
00:27:13,092 --> 00:27:15,386
And we all live here together.
510
00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:18,472
And I'm really tired of walkin' around
like a dog with mange.
511
00:27:18,556 --> 00:27:21,184
You should've rammed that broomstick
right up his sphincter
512
00:27:21,267 --> 00:27:22,518
when you had the chance!
513
00:27:23,687 --> 00:27:26,981
You know, the thing is, I really liked him
before all that happened.
514
00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:31,360
If you go back to giving that maggot
the time of day,
515
00:27:31,444 --> 00:27:35,531
I swear to fuckin' God, Doggett,
to God...
516
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:36,657
I'm done with you!
517
00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:41,579
[softly] Fuckin' kiddin' me
with this shit.
518
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:42,914
[grunts]
519
00:27:57,553 --> 00:27:59,013
How's it going, kids?
520
00:27:59,097 --> 00:28:00,223
[exhaling]
521
00:28:05,103 --> 00:28:06,771
You're sure feeling frisky today.
522
00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:11,567
I've transgressed, and I'm ready
to accept my punishment.
523
00:28:13,194 --> 00:28:14,487
[sighs]
524
00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:20,659
Yo, McCullough.
525
00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:25,248
I believe this makes the score
11 to 8.
526
00:28:25,331 --> 00:28:26,791
God damn it.
527
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,878
Uh, say a dozen Hail Marys
or something.
528
00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:32,881
[sighs]
529
00:28:32,964 --> 00:28:36,134
It was actually super nice.
We went to Starbucks in Hoboken.
530
00:28:36,926 --> 00:28:38,511
Did you know you can
get a Frappuccino there
531
00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:40,054
that tastes just like Fruity Pebbles?
532
00:28:40,138 --> 00:28:42,849
-Get out.
-It's on the secret menu.
533
00:28:42,932 --> 00:28:46,310
-Vince told me about it.
-Oh... that's nice.
534
00:28:47,228 --> 00:28:48,396
Did he talk about me?
535
00:28:48,479 --> 00:28:50,273
Oh, of course, he did.
536
00:28:50,356 --> 00:28:51,816
Kept sayin' how much he misses you.
537
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:54,235
Well, if he misses me so much,
why'd he skip visitation?
538
00:28:54,318 --> 00:28:55,611
Why is he dodging my calls?
539
00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:58,990
It's a long drive, Lorna.
And he works.
540
00:28:59,073 --> 00:29:02,994
And the football just started.
You know how boys are.
541
00:29:03,077 --> 00:29:04,453
I thought you're supposed to be
on my side.
542
00:29:04,537 --> 00:29:06,372
I am. I am.
543
00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:08,082
I'm just saying, you know.
544
00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:12,378
I think he's a good person.
Real sweet.
545
00:29:14,672 --> 00:29:16,257
Did he mention anyone else?
546
00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:17,967
Nothing like that.
547
00:29:19,052 --> 00:29:22,388
I mean, honestly,
he seems kinda lonely.
548
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:23,681
Good.
549
00:29:25,099 --> 00:29:27,852
I invited him to our tailgate
next weekend.
550
00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:31,022
-Really?
-Why not?
551
00:29:31,105 --> 00:29:32,481
I figured he and Jack would get along.
552
00:29:32,565 --> 00:29:33,983
Oh, he and Jack?
553
00:29:34,067 --> 00:29:38,112
Sure. He's so funny,
that Vinny. [chuckles]
554
00:29:38,196 --> 00:29:39,488
I know.
I know he's funny.
555
00:29:39,572 --> 00:29:42,741
Because he's my husband,
'cause I married him, in case you forgot.
556
00:29:42,826 --> 00:29:44,786
You asked me to go meet up with him.
557
00:29:45,912 --> 00:29:47,455
[breathes deeply]
558
00:29:49,165 --> 00:29:52,251
-What did you wear?
-The usual.
559
00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:54,170
A top and a skirt.
560
00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:58,591
Oh, my God!
561
00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:01,260
Oh...
562
00:30:09,393 --> 00:30:11,229
[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
563
00:30:11,312 --> 00:30:12,897
[in Spanish] Guess who
didn't get frisked today?
564
00:30:12,981 --> 00:30:14,315
[in English] This guy.
565
00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:16,234
What'd you do,
dress up like a book?
566
00:30:16,317 --> 00:30:17,526
No.
567
00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:19,863
[in Spanish] I didn't do anything.
Including shower.
568
00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:21,906
If you stink, they don't touch you.
569
00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:24,033
-[in English] Gross, man.
-Gross?
570
00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:25,869
[in Spanish] I'm a rebel genius.
571
00:30:25,952 --> 00:30:27,829
The Che Guevara of hallway groping.
572
00:30:27,912 --> 00:30:31,665
People already think Dominicans
are dirty and low class.
573
00:30:31,749 --> 00:30:32,750
Where's your dignity?
574
00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:35,211
If dignity for you is letting a guard
stick his hand up your shirt,
575
00:30:35,294 --> 00:30:36,420
then be my guest.
576
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:37,922
[in English] Yo, she do got a point.
577
00:30:38,006 --> 00:30:40,341
Oh-- Nah, B.
I gotta shower every day,
578
00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:42,760
or I get sticky between my tetas.
579
00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:45,972
[in English]
You don't gotta be dirty.
580
00:30:47,056 --> 00:30:48,474
You just gotta smell bad.
581
00:30:49,392 --> 00:30:50,434
I see.
582
00:30:50,518 --> 00:30:52,728
[in Spanish] A little behind the ears?
583
00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:54,522
They treat us like we're not people.
584
00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:56,858
[in English] I got these pudding cups
from commissary
585
00:30:56,941 --> 00:30:59,735
and when I opened one, it was rancid.
Smells like a fart died.
586
00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:03,781
This pepper shit makes my eyes water.
587
00:31:04,908 --> 00:31:06,034
[in Spanish] Now you're talking.
588
00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:10,288
[in English] Oh, shit.
589
00:31:10,371 --> 00:31:11,873
[groans]
590
00:31:11,956 --> 00:31:14,583
-It burns! It burns! Shit!
-[all laughing]
591
00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:18,296
Ah! Shit!
592
00:31:18,379 --> 00:31:19,755
[cackling]
593
00:31:20,756 --> 00:31:23,092
Oh, come on!
594
00:31:23,176 --> 00:31:25,636
I've been looking for this church door
for ten minutes
595
00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,805
and it was right there in your pile.
596
00:31:27,889 --> 00:31:29,307
Sorry.
597
00:31:32,435 --> 00:31:33,769
Where's Dario?
598
00:31:33,852 --> 00:31:35,729
I had to let him go.
599
00:31:36,314 --> 00:31:37,523
He did something wrong?
600
00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:40,902
I felt he wasn't as focused
as he should be.
601
00:31:42,195 --> 00:31:43,529
What are you saying?
602
00:31:43,612 --> 00:31:48,201
I'm saying that you have a job to do,
and he was a big distraction.
603
00:31:48,284 --> 00:31:50,619
And those tattoos.
604
00:31:50,703 --> 00:31:53,581
You're jealous... because we had fun.
605
00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:57,626
Fun? I saw the way he looked at you.
Dirty!
606
00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:59,378
You get involved with a person like that
607
00:31:59,462 --> 00:32:01,672
and you'll regret it,
sooner rather than later.
608
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:02,798
I promise you.
609
00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:05,176
Now, I-- I have to go
to the little girls' room.
610
00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:06,844
That was his job.
611
00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:09,430
That's how he earns a living.
612
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:12,058
He's a person.
613
00:32:12,141 --> 00:32:14,060
And I'm a person.
614
00:32:14,143 --> 00:32:15,894
I don't just live to work for you.
615
00:32:15,979 --> 00:32:17,855
I'm not going to be around forever, honey.
616
00:32:17,939 --> 00:32:20,149
And I have half a mind
to leave this house to you,
617
00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:22,443
if only to teach Margaret a lesson.
618
00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:24,195
So, you keep playing your cards right
619
00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:25,863
and you might be looking
at a very bright future.
620
00:32:25,947 --> 00:32:29,117
[scoffs] But I have to put
my life and my hoo-ha in storage.
621
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,535
[scoffs] Don't be vulgar, Bianca.
622
00:32:31,619 --> 00:32:33,204
Now, I said I have to pee!
623
00:32:42,255 --> 00:32:43,464
[straining]
624
00:32:48,469 --> 00:32:49,678
[both grunt]
625
00:32:51,097 --> 00:32:53,057
[inmates chatting indistinctly]
626
00:32:58,146 --> 00:33:01,357
Let's talk about how my cousin
got tackled in the woods.
627
00:33:02,858 --> 00:33:04,568
He's burnt on this job now.
628
00:33:05,069 --> 00:33:06,904
-Yeah, that's a downer.
-Really?
629
00:33:06,988 --> 00:33:09,282
You wanna cut the attitude or
should I come back with some friends?
630
00:33:09,365 --> 00:33:11,117
I got nothing to do with that, okay?
631
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,576
I can't help what happens out there.
632
00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:15,079
[scoffs] You think
I'm some kind of shit-for-brains?
633
00:33:15,163 --> 00:33:17,831
You tell me you don't want to run no more
and three days later
634
00:33:17,915 --> 00:33:20,584
the game blows up
when there's no one around except you?
635
00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:24,755
That creepy guard was all up in it,
you can ask Gonzales.
636
00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:26,799
Lurking around,
dropping hints and shit.
637
00:33:26,882 --> 00:33:28,551
It was gonna go jank any minute,
I'm telling you.
638
00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:30,386
Then you come to me about it.
639
00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:32,846
This is my business
and I make the fucking decisions--
640
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,307
Oh, I know you do.
641
00:33:34,390 --> 00:33:36,725
And if he came after us,
you would've decided
642
00:33:36,809 --> 00:33:38,727
to push me under the bus
in one second.
643
00:33:38,811 --> 00:33:40,438
And walk away like you never knew me,
644
00:33:40,521 --> 00:33:42,231
and don't even try to front
like that ain't the truth.
645
00:33:43,732 --> 00:33:45,109
Van.
646
00:33:45,193 --> 00:33:46,819
It's not a bus,
it's a van.
647
00:33:48,612 --> 00:33:51,949
I saved you.
And I ain't even Dominican.
648
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:56,370
So, if you wanna bruise me up,
I guess I can't do much about it.
649
00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:01,292
Walk, Ramos!
650
00:34:04,587 --> 00:34:05,629
Faster.
651
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,430
Think about it this way...
652
00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:18,809
You have maybe five minutes
of pig-in-a-blanket...
653
00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:21,520
for eight or nine minutes
of pure burger bliss.
654
00:34:21,604 --> 00:34:23,814
Just don't look down because if his dick
looks like a chicken neck,
655
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:24,940
you'll never unsee it.
656
00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:27,276
Why are we assuming that I'm the one
who's going to be doing it?
657
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,902
[chuckles]
'Cause you're the straight one.
658
00:34:28,986 --> 00:34:32,448
Fuck you. Guaranteed lifetime tally,
you have given more handjobs than I have.
659
00:34:32,531 --> 00:34:34,575
-Ten to one.
-Only to get out of having sex.
660
00:34:34,658 --> 00:34:36,119
Whereas I just had the sex.
661
00:34:36,202 --> 00:34:38,871
Ergo, this is your field of expertise.
662
00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:41,165
You think this kid needs an expert?
663
00:34:41,249 --> 00:34:43,126
I seriously doubt he's a connoisseur.
664
00:34:43,209 --> 00:34:45,878
Also, you're the one that gave him
the handjob idea to begin with.
665
00:34:45,961 --> 00:34:49,465
Because society has conditioned me
to see female sexuality as currency.
666
00:34:49,548 --> 00:34:53,219
Right! And it's time to spend
a little in exchange for a burger.
667
00:34:53,302 --> 00:34:54,887
Touché.
668
00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:01,977
How're you doing?
669
00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,104
[sighs]
670
00:35:04,105 --> 00:35:07,275
Um, I mean, I have nightmares,
paranoia...
671
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:11,195
sweaty, PTSD micro-flashbacks,
672
00:35:11,279 --> 00:35:14,198
but other than that...
it's horrible.
673
00:35:18,286 --> 00:35:20,037
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
674
00:35:23,624 --> 00:35:26,544
I did sound insane.
I get that.
675
00:35:28,837 --> 00:35:30,339
I guess we're not gonna get
those burgers, huh?
676
00:35:30,423 --> 00:35:31,632
Probably not.
677
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,510
Also, because we could both probably use,
678
00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:38,514
like, a week where we don't do
something pathetic and/or...
679
00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:39,682
morally incriminating.
680
00:35:39,765 --> 00:35:41,142
Where your first thought
in the morning isn't,
681
00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:43,644
"I have defiled myself
in the eyes of God and man."
682
00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:45,479
Imagine what that would feel like.
683
00:35:46,939 --> 00:35:48,357
It's no melted cheese and onion.
684
00:35:48,441 --> 00:35:49,775
[sighing]
685
00:35:52,611 --> 00:35:53,779
Next!
686
00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:57,200
Whoa!
687
00:35:58,367 --> 00:36:00,536
Man, I know Latina girls
are supposed to be spicy,
688
00:36:00,619 --> 00:36:01,995
but I had no idea it was this literal.
689
00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:04,540
You ever hear anything
about a general fishiness?
690
00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:05,666
-Hey!
-Hmm?
691
00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:07,084
You might want to check in
with Medical, inmate.
692
00:36:07,168 --> 00:36:08,752
-Hmm?
-Mmm-hmm.
693
00:36:10,338 --> 00:36:12,423
[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]
694
00:36:14,175 --> 00:36:15,426
[sniffs] Ugh!
695
00:36:16,469 --> 00:36:18,095
I thought I told you
to shower, Flores.
696
00:36:18,179 --> 00:36:19,972
Oh, yeah,
I plan to get on that.
697
00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:23,642
[coughs] This isn't BO.
698
00:36:23,726 --> 00:36:25,478
You've doused yourself in something evil.
699
00:36:27,438 --> 00:36:28,731
Is this some kind of game?
700
00:36:29,732 --> 00:36:31,359
Jenga is a game.
701
00:36:31,442 --> 00:36:33,777
-This is civil disobedience.
-Yeah, well, it's over.
702
00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:36,280
Next time I see you,
you smell like a goddamn daisy
703
00:36:36,364 --> 00:36:37,531
or you're not gonna like
what happens next.
704
00:36:37,615 --> 00:36:40,618
You can put me in jail, but you can't
tell me what to do with my own body.
705
00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:42,536
And yet, it's happening.
706
00:36:43,537 --> 00:36:45,414
Go get cleaned up.
With soap!
707
00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:48,292
And I'm not messing around.
708
00:36:48,376 --> 00:36:49,543
I'm talking to all of you.
709
00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:57,801
So, I said,
710
00:36:57,885 --> 00:37:00,471
-"Now listen, you limey bitch!"
-Ooh!
711
00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:02,180
-[chuckles]
-"You steal one more recipe from me
712
00:37:02,265 --> 00:37:04,892
and I'm gonna have to put you
through the grinder attachment
713
00:37:04,975 --> 00:37:07,520
to your KitchenAid
Professional Series Mixer."
714
00:37:07,603 --> 00:37:09,438
[laughing] Oh, shit! Yo.
715
00:37:09,522 --> 00:37:13,901
[chuckles] Man!
Who knew Nigella was so basic?
716
00:37:13,984 --> 00:37:16,069
And, you know, the truth is...
717
00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:18,071
she is awesome.
718
00:37:18,155 --> 00:37:20,699
I mean, we get high together sometimes
and make out.
719
00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,868
-Oh, and...
-Hmm.
720
00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:26,955
...she has a dessert recipe
called "Caribbean Creams."
721
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:28,374
I named it for her breasts
722
00:37:28,457 --> 00:37:31,669
when she took off her bikini top one time
in Turks and Caicos.
723
00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:32,878
-[all laughing]
-Chi! Chi! Chi!
724
00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:34,422
Chi! Chi! Chi! Chi! Chi! Chi!
725
00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:36,674
Isn't it getting late?
726
00:37:37,383 --> 00:37:41,304
[chuckles] Yeah. She's right.
It's almost lights out.
727
00:37:41,387 --> 00:37:45,516
All right, well,
peace, J-Kizzle!
728
00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,351
[all laughing]
729
00:37:47,435 --> 00:37:48,519
[speaking Italian]
730
00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:50,103
Hmm?
731
00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:52,565
Okay, I have no idea what that means.
732
00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:55,401
But it's classy.
Later, girlfriend.
733
00:37:55,484 --> 00:37:56,985
[chuckling]
734
00:37:59,405 --> 00:38:02,700
Lotta people hanging out here
all of a sudden.
735
00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:04,743
Yeah, well, it's nice to have friends.
736
00:38:04,827 --> 00:38:06,829
We are social animals, after all.
737
00:38:06,912 --> 00:38:12,125
It's just, we've got...
some nice stuff in here.
738
00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:15,338
Aren't you worrying about... stealing?
739
00:38:15,421 --> 00:38:17,172
What, is that because they're blacks?
740
00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:19,800
Of course not.
741
00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:21,969
It's because they're in prison.
742
00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:24,597
Stealing is what people do here.
743
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,432
And because they're poor.
744
00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:29,142
Now, I think you're getting
a bit paranoid, Jonesy.
745
00:38:29,226 --> 00:38:31,269
I'm telling it like it is.
746
00:38:31,354 --> 00:38:34,064
And so what if they do steal?
747
00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:37,485
[scoffs] MCC has given us all this stuff,
748
00:38:37,568 --> 00:38:40,363
it's not as if we deserve it any more
than anybody else out there.
749
00:38:40,446 --> 00:38:43,616
Exactly when did you
turn into Abbie Hoffman?
750
00:38:43,699 --> 00:38:45,659
-[scoffs]
-You're as capitalist as they come.
751
00:38:45,743 --> 00:38:48,621
Oh, I'm sorry, but this...
752
00:38:48,704 --> 00:38:50,789
[chuckling] is not capitalism.
753
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:55,002
[inmates chatting indistinctly]
754
00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:57,170
[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]
755
00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:00,048
[fan whirring]
756
00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:03,886
[chuckles] Now we're talking.
757
00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:06,179
[chuckles]
758
00:39:07,431 --> 00:39:10,017
I blew out all my commissary money.
759
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:12,895
Figured you could use it
when it gets all stank in here.
760
00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:15,773
Thank you.
761
00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:18,275
For real.
762
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,695
What about you, huh?
763
00:39:21,779 --> 00:39:23,155
You gonna be okay out there?
764
00:39:23,238 --> 00:39:24,865
[sighs]
765
00:39:26,241 --> 00:39:27,701
I have my doubts.
766
00:39:28,369 --> 00:39:30,621
Come on.
You're like a cockroach, Diaz.
767
00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:33,248
When we're all dead, you still gonna
be crawling around the garbage,
768
00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:35,125
saying mean shit to the other roaches.
769
00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:43,759
I gotta ask you a favor.
770
00:39:45,803 --> 00:39:46,804
Dayanara.
771
00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,056
You know I'ma look out for her.
772
00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:50,849
Don't let her get into trouble.
773
00:39:50,933 --> 00:39:52,893
She's a good girl.
774
00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:55,062
All the shit she's been through.
775
00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,189
This place could change her, you know?
776
00:39:58,231 --> 00:39:59,692
Turn her cold and mean.
777
00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:01,819
I ain't gonna let that happen.
778
00:40:03,654 --> 00:40:05,739
And even when you feel like giving up.
779
00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:09,660
Don't let her see nothing
like that on your face.
780
00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:13,330
You gotta hold her up,
you hear me?
781
00:40:16,584 --> 00:40:18,210
She's your daughter now.
782
00:40:19,336 --> 00:40:20,671
Long as you're in here.
783
00:40:23,882 --> 00:40:26,176
[scoffs] Daughters.
784
00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:33,225
They're the fucking worst.
785
00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:39,982
[toilet flushing]
786
00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:46,113
[coughing]
787
00:41:05,883 --> 00:41:07,342
[chuckles]
788
00:41:07,425 --> 00:41:08,802
Well, look who it is.
789
00:41:11,179 --> 00:41:13,223
You're trying to get sent back to Max?
790
00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:17,435
Oh, my God.
Prison is prison, right?
791
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:18,729
[inhaling deeply]
792
00:41:26,904 --> 00:41:28,739
What happened to you?
793
00:41:31,408 --> 00:41:34,537
You stole from me to buy drugs.
794
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:38,123
[sighs] And we're off.
795
00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:41,710
Yeah, okay.
796
00:41:43,253 --> 00:41:44,755
No, go ahead.
797
00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:49,802
Get all up in my eyeballs with your...
798
00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:52,345
fucking angry Brando impression, okay?
799
00:41:53,806 --> 00:41:57,059
Uh... call me a loser.
800
00:41:58,310 --> 00:42:01,814
[groans] Cut me off from the family.
801
00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:03,899
[softly] All right.
802
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,151
Whatever you wanna do.
803
00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:11,489
[sobbing]
804
00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:13,534
I failed you.
805
00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,035
[softly] Holy shit.
806
00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:17,788
[continues sobbing]
807
00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:19,998
I should have been watching.
808
00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:22,918
I should have known you were in trouble.
809
00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:25,170
And then you got taken away,
and now...
810
00:42:25,253 --> 00:42:27,339
Please, just don't cry, Red.
811
00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:28,799
Look at you.
812
00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:31,552
-You look like you're dead already.
-[sighs]
813
00:42:33,887 --> 00:42:34,930
[Red sniffles]
814
00:42:35,013 --> 00:42:37,349
It was always hopeless.
[chuckles]
815
00:42:41,436 --> 00:42:44,022
I am not your fault.
816
00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:45,398
Well, I played tough with Tricia,
817
00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:48,944
and now she's in the prison cemetery
with her name spelled wrong.
818
00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:51,446
[sobbing]
819
00:42:51,529 --> 00:42:54,032
Tell me what to do, Nicky.
[sniffles]
820
00:42:54,116 --> 00:42:55,701
I don't know what to do!
821
00:43:00,664 --> 00:43:02,457
[both crying]
822
00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,334
[inmates talking indistinctly]
823
00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:08,839
[Blanca] Hmm, what is that? Oysters?
824
00:43:14,052 --> 00:43:15,345
Want one?
825
00:43:23,353 --> 00:43:24,396
[sniffs]
826
00:43:29,484 --> 00:43:31,236
[Blanca panting]
827
00:43:38,702 --> 00:43:39,870
[grunting]
828
00:43:56,804 --> 00:43:58,346
[grunting continues]
829
00:44:04,687 --> 00:44:05,771
[laughing]
830
00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:10,025
[moans loudly]
831
00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:12,820
[inmates talking indistinctly]
832
00:44:14,697 --> 00:44:16,949
Hey.
No touching.
833
00:44:17,032 --> 00:44:18,659
Oh, okay.
834
00:44:18,742 --> 00:44:22,663
But be sure to let Mr. Caputo know
that we were touching.
835
00:44:22,746 --> 00:44:24,081
Mmm-hmm.
836
00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:27,334
Eh, so what's gonna happen when your
Dukes of Hazzard-lovin' cracker fans
837
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:28,669
-see that photo?
-[chuckles]
838
00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:31,254
Ooh, their Frito pie gonna fall
right outta they mouths.
839
00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:32,756
I'll say, "Sorry 'bout that."
840
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,466
-And that's it?
-Mmm, pretty much.
841
00:44:34,549 --> 00:44:36,509
You know, you can cheat
on your wife with hookers
842
00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:38,762
who indulge you in your diaper fetish
843
00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:42,557
and still be the senator from Louisiana,
so long as you apologize.
844
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,227
See, that is the great thing
about the love of Jesus.
845
00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:49,522
Oh, no, don't you start with me about
that holy white evangelical bullshit.
846
00:44:49,606 --> 00:44:50,941
They a buncha hypocrites.
847
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:55,153
Killing science and education and refusin'
to marry the nice gay couples,
848
00:44:55,237 --> 00:44:59,992
but then bein' all "rah-rah the Holy Land"
when they really think...
849
00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:03,286
that my people got horns
and that we all gonna broil in hell.
850
00:45:04,579 --> 00:45:08,041
Oh. Oh, wait. Hold up.
You're Jewish?
851
00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:12,755
I cannot believe that those posers
just smoked us
852
00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:15,465
on the unspoken,
interracial, prison couple power ranking.
853
00:45:15,548 --> 00:45:18,927
[chuckles] Well, we ain't
about competition, all right?
854
00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:21,304
We just doin' our thing.
Our real thing.
855
00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:22,514
I know.
856
00:45:22,597 --> 00:45:24,391
I'm not trying to sell us short
or anything,
857
00:45:24,474 --> 00:45:28,854
but it's like they're Beyoncé and Jay Z
and we're just Kim and Kanye.
858
00:45:28,937 --> 00:45:31,606
Yo, that hurts.
I ain't gonna lie.
859
00:45:31,689 --> 00:45:34,234
[Angie] It's like, about
this super-nerdy teacher,
860
00:45:34,317 --> 00:45:37,737
and, um, he finds out
he has, like, terminal cancer.
861
00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:42,159
And so he starts making meth
to make money for his family.
862
00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:43,243
But... [stuttering]
863
00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:45,578
Except, he dyes it blue
for some reason.
864
00:45:45,662 --> 00:45:47,790
No, I would never do blue meth.
865
00:45:47,873 --> 00:45:50,167
That color ain't natural.
866
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,418
So what happens?
867
00:45:52,460 --> 00:45:54,254
I'm guessing it goes wrong somehow.
868
00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:59,217
Man, we're missing out on all the best TV.
869
00:45:59,301 --> 00:46:01,094
I swear,
I mighta cleaned up my act
870
00:46:01,178 --> 00:46:03,596
if I knew I was gonna end up
in a place with only network.
871
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,892
Well, we got some basic cable.
Like that show with the lawyers on USA.
872
00:46:06,975 --> 00:46:09,144
Are they lawyers or are they FBI guys?
873
00:46:09,227 --> 00:46:11,063
The FBI guys were in Miami--
874
00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:12,940
Uh, that's not Miami,
it's Long Island.
875
00:46:13,023 --> 00:46:16,776
Mmm-mmm. He's a doctor...
or maybe CIA.
876
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:17,861
So nobody's a lawyer?
877
00:46:17,945 --> 00:46:20,363
No, there are lawyers, for sure.
878
00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:22,532
Man, I thought that was
just one long show.
879
00:46:23,533 --> 00:46:24,868
[Leanne and Angie chuckle]
880
00:46:24,952 --> 00:46:28,997
Well, look who's not too good
to knock trays with us hill trolls.
881
00:46:29,706 --> 00:46:31,541
Got tired of your butchy girlfriend?
882
00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:34,336
She ain't my girlfriend.
883
00:46:35,170 --> 00:46:36,338
Suit yourself.
884
00:46:37,214 --> 00:46:39,091
[Digori grunts] I heard
that there is this show
885
00:46:39,174 --> 00:46:41,426
that was like,
just people shooting zombies.
886
00:46:41,509 --> 00:46:43,053
Yo, yo.
You gotta check this.
887
00:46:45,889 --> 00:46:46,974
[speaking indistinctly]
888
00:46:47,057 --> 00:46:48,475
[both chuckling]
889
00:46:50,853 --> 00:46:52,020
[groans]
890
00:47:09,412 --> 00:47:11,915
Listen, if your mind is starting to go,
just tell me
891
00:47:11,999 --> 00:47:14,376
and I'll mercy break your neck,
so you don't end up in Psych.
892
00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,503
You told me Crystal's case was stalled
893
00:47:16,586 --> 00:47:19,131
because we couldn't prove
that Sophia's in the SHU.
894
00:47:19,214 --> 00:47:20,673
And you think you could prove that?
895
00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:23,510
I know it's all isolation down there.
896
00:47:23,593 --> 00:47:26,388
But there's a shower facility, right?
897
00:47:26,471 --> 00:47:28,723
One that everyone uses
at one time or another.
898
00:47:28,806 --> 00:47:32,144
-If I can get word to her--
-I mean, I'm half-Catholic myself,
899
00:47:32,227 --> 00:47:34,271
but what you're talking about
is a kinda miracle.
900
00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:38,108
I have a phone.
With a camera.
901
00:47:38,191 --> 00:47:40,027
In a very uncomfortable place.
902
00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:43,821
[scoffs] You are one crazy bitch.
903
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,491
Thank you, Mendoza.
904
00:47:47,617 --> 00:47:49,702
[sighs] I'm pretty scared,
to be honest.
905
00:47:49,786 --> 00:47:51,579
The SHU's a scary place.
906
00:47:53,415 --> 00:47:56,209
You wanna get sent down there,
you can't be pulling this piddly shit.
907
00:47:56,293 --> 00:47:58,336
-You gotta do something serious.
-I know.
908
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,880
It's just that,
I don't want to hurt anybody, you know?
909
00:48:00,964 --> 00:48:04,342
I was an activist,
but always non-violent.
910
00:48:04,426 --> 00:48:06,594
Sometimes you gotta think
about the greater good.
911
00:48:13,018 --> 00:48:14,937
-[grunts]
-Oh! Shit!
912
00:48:16,271 --> 00:48:17,897
Good for you.
913
00:48:17,981 --> 00:48:20,400
Ow! Ow!
914
00:48:20,483 --> 00:48:22,527
Tell me I didn't see
what I just saw.
915
00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:25,113
No, this monster almost
broke my jaw, Officer.
916
00:48:25,197 --> 00:48:27,699
And I'd do it again, Latino!
917
00:48:27,782 --> 00:48:30,077
-[inmates gasp]
-Oh! Hell, no!
918
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:34,164
You need to get her outta here
'cause she is a threat to our safety!
919
00:48:35,082 --> 00:48:36,749
Oh! [groaning]
920
00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:37,875
Shit!
921
00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:40,295
Let's go, Ingalls.
922
00:48:41,838 --> 00:48:43,756
[inmates cheering]
923
00:48:49,554 --> 00:48:51,681
Here you go. [grunts]
924
00:48:54,142 --> 00:48:56,019
I am pleasantly surprised.
925
00:48:56,561 --> 00:48:57,562
Yeah, I, uh...
926
00:48:57,645 --> 00:48:59,731
I took the liberty of looking through them
for that crazy photo,
927
00:48:59,814 --> 00:49:00,940
but, uh, they're clean.
928
00:49:01,941 --> 00:49:03,401
Well, not clean.
929
00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:07,364
There's some gnarly snaps,
but, uh, not the one we're looking for.
930
00:49:07,447 --> 00:49:08,490
[inhales deeply]
931
00:49:08,573 --> 00:49:11,326
So, I guess some things
will always be a mystery.
932
00:49:13,661 --> 00:49:17,290
Hey, what's your background,
CO Luschek?
933
00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:21,794
Uh... mostly Scottish.
934
00:49:21,878 --> 00:49:25,007
Some French fur traders, way back.
935
00:49:25,090 --> 00:49:28,010
No, I mean,
how did you end up here?
936
00:49:28,093 --> 00:49:31,179
Oh, uh, you know, attrition.
937
00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:33,640
It's just... [sighs]
938
00:49:33,723 --> 00:49:36,434
you should so clearly
be working at a GameStop.
939
00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:42,857
[man speaking indistinctly on PA]
940
00:49:47,445 --> 00:49:50,907
Whoa! Are you for real, Flores?
The fuck did I tell you?
941
00:49:50,990 --> 00:49:53,243
Oh, man,
I don't remember.
942
00:49:58,331 --> 00:49:59,666
Get on it.
943
00:49:59,749 --> 00:50:00,875
[in Spanish] What am I, a goat?
944
00:50:00,958 --> 00:50:02,377
I said get up on the table, inmate!
945
00:50:08,007 --> 00:50:09,301
Now, you're gonna stand there
946
00:50:09,384 --> 00:50:11,761
and you're gonna think about
all the decisions that you've been making.
947
00:50:11,844 --> 00:50:13,763
[in English] Does that mean
I don't have to go back to work?
948
00:50:13,846 --> 00:50:15,682
No, you're not going anywhere.
949
00:50:15,765 --> 00:50:17,225
Your job is to stand...
950
00:50:17,309 --> 00:50:18,518
-[slams table]
-...on this table,
951
00:50:18,601 --> 00:50:21,063
until you're ready to quit
dicking me around!
952
00:50:21,146 --> 00:50:23,315
[in Spanish] Well, dude...
that could be a while.
953
00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:25,567
Call me all the Spanish names
you want, mami.
954
00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:27,485
We'll see how you feel
when your knees start to give.
955
00:50:47,046 --> 00:50:48,256
Morning.
956
00:50:50,092 --> 00:50:51,509
Coffee.
957
00:50:53,010 --> 00:50:54,262
Careful, it's hot.
958
00:50:55,012 --> 00:50:56,431
I microwaved it.
959
00:51:02,395 --> 00:51:03,688
[sighs]
960
00:51:06,524 --> 00:51:07,775
Problem?
961
00:51:07,859 --> 00:51:09,194
No, no.
962
00:51:09,277 --> 00:51:11,696
Good.
Let's get dressed.
963
00:51:14,031 --> 00:51:15,867
-[door creaking]
-Hmm, let's see.
964
00:51:18,453 --> 00:51:20,663
Maybe... pink today?
965
00:51:21,581 --> 00:51:23,082
Yes?
966
00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,210
Mmm-hmm.
967
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:28,255
[sighs]
968
00:51:35,178 --> 00:51:36,263
Hey, Ramos.
969
00:51:37,222 --> 00:51:38,431
I have something for you.
970
00:51:38,515 --> 00:51:41,058
No, thanks.
I'm cool.
971
00:51:41,143 --> 00:51:42,435
Come in for a minute.
972
00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:44,271
I gotta be back at the warehouse
973
00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:46,189
to get some towels and stuff
for down the hill.
974
00:51:50,402 --> 00:51:52,154
[breathing heavily]
975
00:52:19,931 --> 00:52:21,516
[Humphrey] It's your game.
976
00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:24,269
The one you were talking
about with your friend.
977
00:52:24,352 --> 00:52:25,603
I thought we could play.
978
00:52:26,646 --> 00:52:29,857
-This is disgusting.
-You're the one who made it up.
979
00:52:29,941 --> 00:52:32,109
-I thought you'd get a kick out of it--
-Well, I don't.
980
00:52:35,572 --> 00:52:36,989
[Humphrey] You gotta pick one.
981
00:52:39,659 --> 00:52:40,952
You can't make me do this.
982
00:52:41,953 --> 00:52:43,788
I think you're forgetting your situation.
983
00:52:44,414 --> 00:52:47,124
My situation is,
you don't got nothing on me now.
984
00:52:47,209 --> 00:52:49,001
Look around,
you're not gonna find one thing.
985
00:52:53,465 --> 00:52:55,300
-[gun cocks]
-[gasping]
986
00:52:57,051 --> 00:52:58,761
-Gun to your head.
-[gasps]
987
00:53:00,722 --> 00:53:02,139
[sobbing]
988
00:53:13,985 --> 00:53:17,530
It might not be Shake Shack,
but it's 100% guilt-free.
989
00:53:18,573 --> 00:53:22,076
Here's to the off-brand
Spam sandwich of righteousness.
990
00:53:22,827 --> 00:53:24,371
Cheers.
991
00:53:32,462 --> 00:53:35,757
You know what?
Fuck righteousness.
992
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,925
You make a valid point.
993
00:53:40,094 --> 00:53:41,220
Mmm.
994
00:53:49,437 --> 00:53:50,938
Uh, so here's the thing.
995
00:53:52,023 --> 00:53:53,733
I'm gonna get clean.
996
00:54:01,491 --> 00:54:02,700
Okay.
997
00:54:05,495 --> 00:54:08,581
[inmates yelling indistinctly]
998
00:54:13,503 --> 00:54:15,672
[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]
999
00:54:25,264 --> 00:54:26,516
[inmate yelling]
1000
00:54:37,276 --> 00:54:39,236
[inmates chatting indistinctly]
1001
00:54:41,656 --> 00:54:45,785
I mean, sure.
It's a little Abu Ghraib-y...
1002
00:54:46,869 --> 00:54:48,580
but... sure.
1003
00:54:49,664 --> 00:54:52,124
Just came to me.
Spur of the moment-like.
1004
00:54:53,501 --> 00:54:54,961
We're gonna have to
ride this out now.
1005
00:54:55,044 --> 00:54:56,087
For how long?
1006
00:54:56,170 --> 00:54:57,672
Until she promises to behave.
1007
00:54:57,755 --> 00:55:00,216
Look, I give it till dinner time, tops.
1008
00:55:03,845 --> 00:55:05,179
I don't know, dude.
1009
00:55:06,806 --> 00:55:08,933
I feel like you mighta made a mistake.
1010
00:55:13,896 --> 00:55:15,565
[hard reggae playing]