1 00:00:04,231 --> 00:00:12,088 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:16,584 --> 00:01:18,477 Let's go, Diaz. It's time. 3 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:20,862 Party bus is leaving. 4 00:01:25,149 --> 00:01:27,789 I left you my nail polish kit. 5 00:01:28,304 --> 00:01:29,433 Twelve colors... 6 00:01:29,847 --> 00:01:32,125 and none of them got melted Skittles mixed in. 7 00:01:32,767 --> 00:01:34,310 Nails are more your thing. 8 00:01:34,393 --> 00:01:35,997 So? You ain't gotta do nails. 9 00:01:36,633 --> 00:01:38,134 Paint little pictures... 10 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:40,817 or decorate a vase or some shit. I don't know. 11 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,819 Aren't you supposed to be the creative one? 12 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:44,696 All right. Thanks. 13 00:01:45,697 --> 00:01:47,990 And for you, I left all my thermals and my good hat. 14 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:52,286 You don't want to take that? It gets cold in the Bronx too. 15 00:01:53,538 --> 00:01:56,207 It's itchy. Plus it got bird shit on it. 16 00:01:59,376 --> 00:02:01,754 Can I get someone down to processing? Door's locked. 17 00:02:01,838 --> 00:02:03,172 Seriously? 18 00:02:07,259 --> 00:02:12,515 Last week, we released this other Hispanic girl at midnight. 19 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:15,483 She didn't have a ride, so she was just walking on the side of the road. 20 00:02:16,143 --> 00:02:17,520 I guess she was trying to hitchhike, 21 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,482 but a townie thought she was a prostitute and called the cops. 22 00:02:21,524 --> 00:02:22,567 And? 23 00:02:22,650 --> 00:02:24,944 She got picked up. Brought right back to prison. 24 00:02:25,027 --> 00:02:26,529 Or jail, actually. 25 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,741 Started in prison, ended in jail. 26 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:33,537 You don't got another story you could tell her today? 27 00:02:40,209 --> 00:02:42,962 Shit. This is it. 28 00:02:44,506 --> 00:02:45,507 Come on. 29 00:02:46,508 --> 00:02:47,550 Stay focused. 30 00:02:48,593 --> 00:02:51,888 Buy yourself a good pair of shoes, and get to work. 31 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,180 You got this. 32 00:02:57,602 --> 00:02:59,103 Okay. 33 00:02:59,186 --> 00:03:03,315 All right, I'm not dying. Come on, dry it up. 34 00:03:03,399 --> 00:03:05,568 Come on, come on. 35 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:09,446 This is how you want me to remember you? Huh? Hmm? 36 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:15,434 Shit, I got something for you. 37 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:17,413 It's back in my bunk. Is there time to go get it? 38 00:03:17,496 --> 00:03:20,374 Oh, you can put it in the mail. Everyone likes getting mail. 39 00:03:21,122 --> 00:03:22,501 I have a pen pal in Guam. 40 00:03:23,252 --> 00:03:25,838 - You have an address, right? - 'Course I do. 41 00:03:32,261 --> 00:03:35,765 All right, bitches. I'm out. 42 00:03:58,788 --> 00:04:00,748 Eyes open, inmate. 43 00:04:00,832 --> 00:04:02,333 This look like a bed to you? 44 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,586 I'm up, ogre man. 45 00:04:04,669 --> 00:04:07,922 You are on this table till you physically cannot stand. 46 00:04:08,005 --> 00:04:08,981 Good. 47 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:12,218 I'm going for the world record so I can be in that book. 48 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:16,513 Usually, it's the short ones that need to act like that. 49 00:04:16,598 --> 00:04:17,807 Piscatella! 50 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,976 He's practically a building. 51 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:23,062 So you tell me what he's compensating for. 52 00:04:23,145 --> 00:04:24,731 Must be a button down there. 53 00:04:26,816 --> 00:04:28,735 I thought she'd buckle after a couple hours, 54 00:04:28,818 --> 00:04:29,986 not two whole days. 55 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,904 Don't apologize. 56 00:04:31,988 --> 00:04:34,281 You made a tough call, and now we all got your back. 57 00:04:34,365 --> 00:04:35,908 That's how the brotherhood works. 58 00:04:35,992 --> 00:04:38,828 We can't take her down? She pissed herself twice already. 59 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:40,913 It's a game of chicken, she'll break. 60 00:04:41,493 --> 00:04:42,958 And Caputo's cool with all this, right? 61 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,541 Don't worry about Caputo. 62 00:04:44,626 --> 00:04:46,394 If he wants to leave that oak desk of his 63 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:47,611 and join us here in the trenches, 64 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:48,963 he knows where to find us. 65 00:04:49,881 --> 00:04:52,299 Back to it. 66 00:04:52,383 --> 00:04:54,551 You got this, Flores. 67 00:04:54,636 --> 00:04:58,011 Just like that poster kitten or Jesus on the cross. 68 00:04:58,057 --> 00:04:59,391 You hang in there. 69 00:05:00,432 --> 00:05:02,722 Like Jesus ever went around slinging drugs 70 00:05:02,747 --> 00:05:04,085 and rubbing fish sauce on himself. 71 00:05:04,145 --> 00:05:06,230 And he was white. 72 00:05:06,313 --> 00:05:07,564 Wasn't he Middle Eastern? 73 00:05:07,649 --> 00:05:09,859 No... he was just really tan. 74 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:22,329 Gross. 75 00:05:22,413 --> 00:05:24,081 Enjoy. 76 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,002 I've created a monster. 77 00:05:28,475 --> 00:05:30,171 You didn't create white hate. 78 00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:31,923 But I gathered the haters together. 79 00:05:32,006 --> 00:05:34,842 And then I angled them towards the Dominicans. 80 00:05:34,926 --> 00:05:36,177 This Flores shit is medieval, 81 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:38,220 and she's right, they are targeting Dominicans. 82 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,514 Oh, you mean the people who branded you? 83 00:05:42,934 --> 00:05:43,935 Ugh. 84 00:05:45,602 --> 00:05:47,449 Now that it's a window, I kinda like it. 85 00:05:47,474 --> 00:05:48,409 It's not a window. 86 00:05:49,231 --> 00:05:51,358 It's a reminder to stay out of other people's shit. 87 00:05:51,442 --> 00:05:55,612 This is not other people's shit. This is all of our shit. 88 00:05:55,697 --> 00:05:58,908 This prison is turning into some kind of grotesque social experiment. 89 00:05:59,438 --> 00:06:00,910 I'm gonna talk to Piscatella. 90 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:02,119 He likes me. 91 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:05,164 He's semi-reasonable. 92 00:06:05,247 --> 00:06:10,878 Next person who hands Flores a beverage is crawling back to her bunk. 93 00:06:10,962 --> 00:06:12,922 Let this be a lesson. 94 00:06:13,464 --> 00:06:16,508 Flores is not a martyr, people. 95 00:06:16,592 --> 00:06:19,636 She is a regular, normal, criminal. 96 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,556 Like the rest of us, right? 97 00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:25,434 Yeah, that's... so reasonable. 98 00:06:47,539 --> 00:06:48,540 You're late. 99 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,293 Uh, you're welcome. 100 00:06:52,419 --> 00:06:53,629 Diaz, right? 101 00:06:54,671 --> 00:06:56,048 Yeah, why? 102 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:58,509 From your kid. 103 00:07:00,762 --> 00:07:01,763 Thanks. 104 00:07:01,846 --> 00:07:03,389 ... wrong with those Republicans? 105 00:07:03,472 --> 00:07:05,516 Your nearby market company where you always... 106 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,684 Earlier today, downtown, there was a three... 107 00:07:11,147 --> 00:07:12,606 You gonna drive or what? 108 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,820 Cesar says to tell you hi. And to not act like a bitch. 109 00:07:24,201 --> 00:07:26,412 Let's go, it's exercise time. 110 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,759 Sophia? 111 00:07:40,968 --> 00:07:42,845 Sophia? 112 00:07:43,805 --> 00:07:45,431 It's a nervous tick. 113 00:07:48,684 --> 00:07:49,726 Sophia. 114 00:07:49,811 --> 00:07:51,062 Come on, speed it up, inmate. 115 00:07:51,145 --> 00:07:53,189 I'm sorry, I have plantar fasciitis. 116 00:07:56,608 --> 00:07:58,861 Sister... is that you? 117 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:02,531 - Oh... - Sister... 118 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,292 I'm here to help. 119 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:18,339 I even have rubber bands to put into your big hair for when you puke. 120 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:21,342 Actually, Red, I got this. 121 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:24,720 "You got this." What does that mean? 122 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,514 It means that after our talk, 123 00:08:27,598 --> 00:08:30,810 I took a hard look at how pathetic my life had become, 124 00:08:30,893 --> 00:08:32,812 and decided to just go cold turkey. 125 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:37,233 With the help of my friends Advil and Imodium, of course. 126 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:41,276 And candy, and, uh, crossword puzzles. 127 00:08:41,359 --> 00:08:45,657 My... my guts and my asshole are like raw meat. 128 00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:50,771 Uh, my veins are pulsing. But other than that, man, so far so good. 129 00:08:50,854 --> 00:08:53,665 Oh, and lucky you, you missed the puke phase, 130 00:08:53,749 --> 00:08:55,626 so you can save those elastics. 131 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:58,504 What about cravings? Triggers? 132 00:08:58,587 --> 00:09:02,246 This is my seventh time getting clean intentionally, 133 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,407 and I find that the best way to avoid shit, is to avoid shit. 134 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:09,827 So, I'm gonna go to work and just distract myself with... 135 00:09:09,911 --> 00:09:12,330 good old-fashioned manual labor. 136 00:09:12,414 --> 00:09:14,026 You know, thank you, though. 137 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:16,482 It means a lot to me. 138 00:09:21,173 --> 00:09:23,675 See? Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. 139 00:09:26,886 --> 00:09:28,388 So your mom got out today? 140 00:09:29,389 --> 00:09:31,808 She's probably sunbathing on the stoop already, or... 141 00:09:31,891 --> 00:09:33,185 having oysters at Cosenza's. 142 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:34,861 Well... 143 00:09:34,886 --> 00:09:38,255 for what it's worth, I liked her. Even though she's a bitch. 144 00:09:39,857 --> 00:09:43,570 My dad, he's that way too. He sucks up all the oxygen in the room. 145 00:09:43,653 --> 00:09:45,738 How do you deal with that, the oxygen thing? 146 00:09:45,822 --> 00:09:46,948 Ran away. 147 00:09:47,032 --> 00:09:48,366 And I got my nipple pierced. 148 00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:52,954 Hmm, I was thinking of shaving my head, or dying my hair crazy colors. 149 00:09:53,038 --> 00:09:55,832 - That's a better idea. - My nipple got infected. 150 00:09:55,915 --> 00:09:57,042 Oh. 151 00:09:58,043 --> 00:10:00,420 Feels like the first day in prison. 152 00:10:00,503 --> 00:10:03,090 Or, like, before doesn't count, 'cause my mom was here. 153 00:10:04,257 --> 00:10:06,051 Now, I'm actually... alone. 154 00:10:06,134 --> 00:10:07,844 You don't gotta be alone. 155 00:10:07,927 --> 00:10:09,637 You can come hang out with me and my girls. 156 00:10:09,721 --> 00:10:11,639 You're in the salon, right? My mom said. 157 00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:14,767 Oh, yeah. It smells like burnt hair, but those chairs are comfy. 158 00:10:15,852 --> 00:10:17,019 Hey, Daya. 159 00:10:17,104 --> 00:10:19,606 You wanna come over here and help me with some bags in the fridge? 160 00:10:21,774 --> 00:10:23,318 Comfy chair sounds nice. 161 00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:43,755 We could still go for oysters. 162 00:10:43,838 --> 00:10:45,257 No, this is fine. 163 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,759 We're close to the highway, so we'll get back faster. 164 00:10:47,842 --> 00:10:49,969 - Some coffee to start? - Huh? 165 00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:53,556 - Some coffee? - Uh, sure. 166 00:10:58,311 --> 00:11:01,189 So... what's the first thing you're gonna do? 167 00:11:01,273 --> 00:11:02,857 Probably take a shower. 168 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:05,360 Oh... 'cause y'all had to shower together. 169 00:11:05,443 --> 00:11:08,488 No... we had curtains and stuff. 170 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:13,326 But you worried you got TB germs, or, like, Hep C on you? 171 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:16,329 No, I just... 172 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,666 I wanna take a shower. Feel like myself again. 173 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:24,212 And then tomorrow, I'm gonna wake up and try to see all my kids. 174 00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:26,423 Walk across all five boroughs if I have to. 175 00:11:27,215 --> 00:11:30,968 I'm gonna tell them I'm gonna get them the fuck out of foster care. 176 00:11:31,052 --> 00:11:32,637 Once I figure out how. 177 00:11:37,099 --> 00:11:40,270 I heard that in prison, if you got big tits, 178 00:11:40,353 --> 00:11:42,189 you can hide stuff under there. 179 00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:46,028 Like, Botox needles. Pills that don't melt too easy. 180 00:11:46,526 --> 00:11:49,070 You get some kind of big tit newsletter? 181 00:11:49,444 --> 00:11:51,985 My cousin Trina got let out last month. 182 00:11:52,449 --> 00:11:54,701 We took her to City Island and then clubbing. 183 00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:56,852 She kept asking for Big Red. 184 00:11:57,454 --> 00:11:59,747 'Cause they don't even got gum in there. 185 00:11:59,831 --> 00:12:01,942 You wanna know what prison is like? 186 00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:05,334 It's hard, and it smells like old farts. 187 00:12:05,878 --> 00:12:07,505 But I got people in there. 188 00:12:07,589 --> 00:12:09,508 I got nobody out here. 189 00:12:10,007 --> 00:12:12,969 I got $40 and an old bus map. 190 00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:15,847 You don't gotta make this weird. 191 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:19,016 It's not weird. Why would it be weird? 192 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:22,144 Maybe 'cause we fucked the same guy and he put a baby in me? 193 00:12:23,062 --> 00:12:24,897 You had a baby from that motherfucker? 194 00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:26,524 Not on purpose. 195 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,444 But, yeah. 196 00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:32,530 She's got his ass. But, like, little. 197 00:12:36,576 --> 00:12:39,746 What, you think I'm gonna steal your stupid-ass waffles? 198 00:12:42,249 --> 00:12:43,421 Sorry. 199 00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:46,085 I just feel like I got a sign on me. 200 00:12:48,421 --> 00:12:50,172 It's these stupid clothes. 201 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,684 Hey. 202 00:13:03,227 --> 00:13:04,979 You got any of that special shampoo? 203 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,064 You Nichols? 204 00:13:07,148 --> 00:13:08,149 Yeah. 205 00:13:08,232 --> 00:13:09,442 Why, we got friends? 206 00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:11,986 Been told not to do business with you. 207 00:13:12,069 --> 00:13:13,147 What the fuck? 208 00:13:13,738 --> 00:13:15,365 Just sell me some fuckin' heroin. 209 00:13:17,409 --> 00:13:20,244 I was referencing the Lou Reed hit single, obviously. 210 00:13:20,328 --> 00:13:21,329 Come on. 211 00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:23,469 Look, this isn't right. 212 00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:25,949 I wanna talk to the boss lady. 213 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:26,985 She's busy. 214 00:13:38,179 --> 00:13:39,355 What's going on? 215 00:13:39,889 --> 00:13:42,600 What, some kind of discrimination against people with frizzy hair? 216 00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:44,587 Something like that. 217 00:13:45,019 --> 00:13:47,227 Man, who the fuck is blackballing me? 218 00:13:52,204 --> 00:13:55,207 I don't know what poison you and your hillbilly friends are peddling, 219 00:13:55,832 --> 00:13:58,627 but if you sell any of it to Nichols... 220 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,297 you will never know what's really in your food, 221 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:03,006 and I assure you... 222 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:05,926 I can slip in untold horrors. 223 00:14:06,009 --> 00:14:08,679 I'm not doing that no more. 224 00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:12,706 Morello and the bug-eyed black girl found out about the poop thing. 225 00:14:12,974 --> 00:14:13,975 Um... 226 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,290 Truthfully, 227 00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,920 I was really starting to gross myself out anyway. 228 00:14:17,979 --> 00:14:18,980 Not to get too graphic... 229 00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:21,483 Yes, spare me the details. 230 00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:27,239 Oh, then again. 231 00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:29,658 Once a business woman, always a business woman. 232 00:14:29,741 --> 00:14:32,619 So, what... What are you gonna give me in return... 233 00:14:32,703 --> 00:14:34,205 for my cooperation? 234 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,542 Right, she's dead to me. 235 00:15:22,599 --> 00:15:23,934 Yoo-hoo? 236 00:15:31,553 --> 00:15:33,264 Yes! 237 00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:27,092 _ 238 00:16:27,339 --> 00:16:28,786 Autograph time, Mr. C. 239 00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:36,993 Why does this week's menu say... 240 00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:39,705 "truffle cheesesteak" and "surf and turf"? 241 00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:45,062 I thought I'd pimp up the words to boost morale. It's still slop. 242 00:16:45,145 --> 00:16:47,629 Change it back. What's next? 243 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:50,216 Uh... tonight's movie night pick. 244 00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:54,311 - The Wiz? - How'd that get in there? 245 00:16:54,395 --> 00:16:57,481 Isn't that the one where Diana Ross plays a 12-year-old? 246 00:16:57,565 --> 00:17:00,192 Well, Tom Hanks plays a 12-year-old in Big. 247 00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:02,319 Yeah, well, that was part of the premise. 248 00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:04,488 But, man... 249 00:17:04,572 --> 00:17:06,031 the costumes? 250 00:17:06,114 --> 00:17:08,534 People in the '70s were just more creative. 251 00:17:08,617 --> 00:17:10,828 And not to get all political with you, 252 00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:14,081 but the past 11 movies have all been romantic comedies 253 00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:15,708 starring white people. 254 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:19,294 Because the past 11 movies came from a box of VHS tapes 255 00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:21,464 that Fig pulled out of her basement. 256 00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:23,573 Do we even have a copy of The Wiz? 257 00:17:23,656 --> 00:17:26,927 Yeah, I found one in the library, under "Ethnic." 258 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,418 People need positive role models around here. 259 00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:32,057 Take Dorothy, for example, 260 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:36,979 an inner-city school teacher who learns how to ease on down the road, 261 00:17:37,062 --> 00:17:39,022 makes friends with lions and robots, 262 00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:42,735 and frees a bunch of slaves using... 263 00:17:42,818 --> 00:17:45,028 peaceful resistance, i.e... 264 00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:47,740 dance! 265 00:17:47,823 --> 00:17:50,868 If you can live with the fact that everyone is gonna blame you 266 00:17:50,951 --> 00:17:52,953 when they're miserable tonight... 267 00:17:53,036 --> 00:17:54,747 - you can have The Wiz. - Thank you. 268 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,457 Now, ease on out of here. 269 00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,250 Yes, sir, I'm out of this bitch. 270 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:20,731 You know, I saw Humps taking her to the guard house yesterday. Alone. 271 00:18:22,941 --> 00:18:25,318 It's too soon to be pregnant puking. 272 00:18:25,402 --> 00:18:27,029 I didn't say he fucked her. 273 00:18:27,112 --> 00:18:28,489 Well, why else? 274 00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:29,865 Dude's weird. 275 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:34,537 He came over to my place last week, we have a couple of drinks, 276 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,788 and this cockroach crawls out. 277 00:18:35,871 --> 00:18:38,331 But instead of stepping on it, he... 278 00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:39,416 put it in the blender. 279 00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:43,086 He's probably fucking Ramos, though. 280 00:18:44,588 --> 00:18:47,508 - You boys are all teenagers. - Hey, I didn't do anything! 281 00:18:47,591 --> 00:18:50,803 It's like when a dude date rapes a girl at a frat house. 282 00:18:50,886 --> 00:18:53,263 - It's everyone's fault. - Exactly. 283 00:18:53,346 --> 00:18:55,683 'Cause we're in a brotherhood. Even you, McCullough. 284 00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:58,602 And Humps, he's just our weirdo roach-liquefying kid brother. 285 00:18:59,436 --> 00:19:01,897 Maybe Ramos was causing trouble, right? 286 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,719 Or... or Humps was having a bad day. We don't know. 287 00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:06,276 What we do know is, 288 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:10,197 we're the ones on the ground making the tough calls every day. 289 00:19:14,618 --> 00:19:16,130 I mean, it's not like we have any proof. 290 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,061 Yeah. 291 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,997 He could have been making her a sandwich for all we know. 292 00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:20,916 Yeah. 293 00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:32,886 I don't know about this time machine, but in my experience, 294 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:35,138 people travel through wormholes. 295 00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:38,433 I thought your book was fictional. 296 00:19:38,516 --> 00:19:39,517 No. 297 00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:43,695 Uh, the emotions were fictional, but the science was real. 298 00:19:44,189 --> 00:19:46,399 Well, I know where I'd wormhole back to. 299 00:19:47,568 --> 00:19:48,736 My wedding day. 300 00:19:49,444 --> 00:19:52,865 Oh, I would live that over and over again. 301 00:19:54,157 --> 00:19:56,409 Especially the lovemaking part. 302 00:19:57,828 --> 00:20:00,839 Oh, we were so connected for that hour. 303 00:20:01,164 --> 00:20:03,125 Our skin was touching. 304 00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:08,113 And our brains weren't distracted or suspicious... 305 00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:09,464 nothing. 306 00:20:12,425 --> 00:20:15,137 Did I tell you that he's been spending time with my sister? 307 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,264 - I told you that already? No? - Uh-uh... 308 00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:19,474 Oh, yeah, they're friends now. 309 00:20:19,557 --> 00:20:21,685 Yeah. Yeah, that's a thing. 310 00:20:21,769 --> 00:20:25,606 You know, just them... hanging out together, all the time. 311 00:20:32,404 --> 00:20:34,698 Oh, my, I'm sorry. 312 00:20:34,782 --> 00:20:36,700 What about you? 313 00:20:36,784 --> 00:20:39,494 When would you go back to? 314 00:20:40,578 --> 00:20:43,707 I think I'd go back to that night outside the broom closet. 315 00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:46,919 Oh... with the ex? 316 00:20:47,002 --> 00:20:48,671 Yeah... Yo. 317 00:20:49,755 --> 00:20:53,884 We were supposed to do the dance with no pants, but... 318 00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,468 chickened out. 319 00:20:55,552 --> 00:20:58,806 Oh, well, you weren't ready. That's okay. 320 00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:01,642 Turns out, she's crazier than me. 321 00:21:03,811 --> 00:21:06,563 I... Than I... 322 00:21:06,647 --> 00:21:08,565 Yeah. 323 00:21:08,649 --> 00:21:11,443 I caught her once making a portrait of me out of hair. 324 00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:14,154 And I'm pretty sure it was my hair. 325 00:21:14,237 --> 00:21:17,741 Like, she stole... my hair. 326 00:21:18,394 --> 00:21:20,577 Isn't that kind of flattering, though? 327 00:21:22,495 --> 00:21:27,167 What if I missed my only chance to get physical with another person? 328 00:21:27,584 --> 00:21:30,353 You don't need a time machine for that. 329 00:21:31,213 --> 00:21:34,049 That closet is right where you left it. 330 00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:46,561 I forgot what my hips look like. 331 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:49,647 You could borrow my wedges when we get home. 332 00:21:50,691 --> 00:21:54,152 I'm not staying with you. I only wrote that for the paperwork. 333 00:21:54,236 --> 00:21:55,362 Oh. 334 00:21:56,654 --> 00:21:57,906 Okay. 335 00:22:14,589 --> 00:22:18,093 You can't send clothes in care packages. CO will send them back. 336 00:22:18,176 --> 00:22:21,721 Please, like I would ever shop for Cesar. 337 00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:23,098 He's so picky. 338 00:22:24,099 --> 00:22:25,433 You got a brother or something? 339 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:26,810 No. 340 00:22:28,228 --> 00:22:29,479 Loose as a shoelace. 341 00:22:31,523 --> 00:22:33,566 Cesar got, like, ten years. 342 00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:34,734 I'm supposed to be a nun? 343 00:22:34,818 --> 00:22:38,696 That's fucked up. That man did good by you. 344 00:22:38,781 --> 00:22:40,824 Why you so mad? 345 00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:42,993 It's not like Cesar was ever straight with you, 346 00:22:43,076 --> 00:22:45,078 even before you went away. 347 00:22:45,162 --> 00:22:47,083 But suddenly you his big defender? 348 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,623 Men are stupid. 349 00:22:48,706 --> 00:22:51,459 And their peckers all got ADD, what? 350 00:22:51,543 --> 00:22:55,630 For the record, if you hadn't gone down, I probably wouldn't be in the picture. 351 00:22:55,713 --> 00:22:57,800 I went away because I took the heat for him! 352 00:22:57,883 --> 00:23:01,261 Because that's what you do when you love somebody. 353 00:23:01,344 --> 00:23:02,720 But I guess you wouldn't get that. 354 00:23:02,805 --> 00:23:07,392 Hey! I love Cesar, but I also love myself, 355 00:23:07,475 --> 00:23:11,396 and I love my baby, and it don't do me nor her no damn good 356 00:23:11,479 --> 00:23:13,065 if my ass is in prison. 357 00:23:13,148 --> 00:23:14,732 You're a fucking bitch! 358 00:23:14,817 --> 00:23:17,569 A fucking bitch who borrowed a car 359 00:23:17,652 --> 00:23:19,404 to come and get your ungrateful, 360 00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:22,532 old-school, low self-esteem ass from upstate 361 00:23:22,615 --> 00:23:23,783 and bring her to my home? 362 00:23:23,867 --> 00:23:25,243 You know what? 363 00:23:26,829 --> 00:23:28,205 I'm out of here. 364 00:23:30,207 --> 00:23:33,001 Miss, you gotta pay for that. 365 00:23:50,268 --> 00:23:52,562 Shit. 366 00:23:57,317 --> 00:23:58,651 - It's a musical? - Mmm-hmm. 367 00:23:58,735 --> 00:23:59,736 Yeah! 368 00:23:59,819 --> 00:24:02,822 That's why I don't know it, 'cause it's gay. 369 00:24:02,906 --> 00:24:05,492 You gay now... with Judy. 370 00:24:07,410 --> 00:24:10,288 Correction, I'm fake gay... 371 00:24:10,372 --> 00:24:13,541 with a beautiful human who's making it rain for all of us. 372 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,627 Mmm-mmm. Ain't raining in my world... 373 00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:17,629 until I see money in my commissary account. 374 00:24:17,712 --> 00:24:20,966 - Mmm. - Janae, it's coming. 375 00:24:21,049 --> 00:24:23,510 In the meantime, feel it. 376 00:24:23,593 --> 00:24:26,972 Wealth is a state of mind, not some number in a bank account. 377 00:24:27,055 --> 00:24:30,017 - Money talk. - Ah, it's so boring. 378 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,102 Mmm-hmm. 379 00:24:33,103 --> 00:24:35,355 Oh, no, it's cool, ain't nobody looking. 380 00:24:35,438 --> 00:24:37,232 Oh, no, this is not for the guards. 381 00:24:37,315 --> 00:24:39,317 It's about my chocolate love. 382 00:24:42,654 --> 00:24:44,822 Oh, come on, y'all, I was just kidding. 383 00:24:44,907 --> 00:24:46,992 Lord. 384 00:24:47,075 --> 00:24:49,077 All right, so what are we all talking about? 385 00:24:49,161 --> 00:24:53,206 How Caputo did me a solid, and let me pick movie night tonight! 386 00:24:53,290 --> 00:24:54,917 - No! - I hate The Wiz. 387 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,709 Sorry, am I allowed to say that? 388 00:24:56,793 --> 00:24:58,295 Mmm, it's cool. 389 00:24:58,378 --> 00:24:59,879 - Me, too. - Oh, my gosh. 390 00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:02,174 Come on, the beginning is so boring. 391 00:25:02,257 --> 00:25:04,968 Like, when they're all eating ham, and Diana Ross is just complaining 392 00:25:05,052 --> 00:25:07,262 about how she's never been below 125th Street. 393 00:25:07,345 --> 00:25:08,763 Hold up, hold up. 394 00:25:08,846 --> 00:25:11,308 You telling me, the premise of The Wiz is 395 00:25:11,391 --> 00:25:13,560 some bitch ain't never gone below 125th Street? 396 00:25:13,643 --> 00:25:15,520 Diana Ross, not "some bitch." 397 00:25:15,603 --> 00:25:16,646 - Right? - Respect! 398 00:25:16,729 --> 00:25:18,941 I mean, ain't there, like, dancing subway pillars, 399 00:25:19,024 --> 00:25:21,109 and weird glow-in-the-dark graffiti everywhere? 400 00:25:21,193 --> 00:25:23,111 I mean, the production values are so cheesy. 401 00:25:23,195 --> 00:25:26,448 Look, I'm sorry, T, I'm gonna have to side with my girl on this. 402 00:25:26,531 --> 00:25:27,740 The Wiz is kinda lame. 403 00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:29,284 I like The Wiz. 404 00:25:29,925 --> 00:25:32,912 See? Somebody's on my side. 405 00:25:32,996 --> 00:25:35,082 What about that part when Glinda the Good Witch 406 00:25:35,165 --> 00:25:39,377 comes floating in on her magic bubble, and her skin's all white and sparkly? 407 00:25:39,461 --> 00:25:42,297 That's the white people version. 408 00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,382 The Wizard of Oz! 409 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:46,426 Oh. 410 00:25:46,509 --> 00:25:48,261 Well, I like that one. 411 00:25:56,478 --> 00:25:58,271 Damn this arthritis. 412 00:25:58,355 --> 00:26:00,315 It helps if I take little steps. 413 00:26:20,043 --> 00:26:21,878 Don't I get some privacy? 414 00:26:22,670 --> 00:26:23,963 Gotta cuff you first. 415 00:26:24,047 --> 00:26:25,840 Oh, of course. 416 00:26:25,923 --> 00:26:27,342 Shackle away. 417 00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:40,022 Our poop is gonna go down there? 418 00:26:40,105 --> 00:26:41,648 Beats me. 419 00:26:41,731 --> 00:26:44,609 Everything I know about plumbing, I learned from playing Mario Brothers. 420 00:26:45,652 --> 00:26:48,071 It was that black girl who works in Caputo's office. 421 00:26:48,155 --> 00:26:50,032 The terrorist one with the turban? 422 00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:51,408 - No. - Cocoa puffs? 423 00:26:51,491 --> 00:26:53,035 No, no, the one with the fancy watch. 424 00:26:53,118 --> 00:26:55,120 I heard her bragging about it in the cafeteria. 425 00:26:55,203 --> 00:26:57,094 First the Dominicans take the TV room, 426 00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,315 now the blacks are controlling the movies. 427 00:26:59,374 --> 00:27:01,376 We should host our own film festival, 428 00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:04,087 that celebrates the accomplishments of white people. 429 00:27:04,171 --> 00:27:05,213 But that'll be hard, though, 430 00:27:05,297 --> 00:27:07,799 because Morgan Freeman's in, like, everything. 431 00:27:07,882 --> 00:27:09,134 Fuckin' Morgan Freeman. 432 00:27:11,511 --> 00:27:13,138 I think I owe you an apology. 433 00:27:14,306 --> 00:27:16,391 For enabling you out in the corn. 434 00:27:16,474 --> 00:27:18,726 What happens in the corn stays in the corn, right? 435 00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:21,313 I can't stop thinking about it. 436 00:27:21,396 --> 00:27:23,356 Oh, that's what you can't stop thinking about? 437 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,150 How about Vause chop suey-ing a guy? 438 00:27:25,233 --> 00:27:26,973 It seems like that's a much bigger headline 439 00:27:26,998 --> 00:27:28,135 than my short fall off the wagon. 440 00:27:28,195 --> 00:27:29,711 I'm trying to say I'm worried about you. 441 00:27:29,794 --> 00:27:31,549 Are you?. Or are you attempting to assuage 442 00:27:31,574 --> 00:27:32,931 some of that guilt you've been carrying around? 443 00:27:33,482 --> 00:27:34,534 Can it be both? 444 00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:37,329 Man... 445 00:27:38,330 --> 00:27:41,458 I screwed up long before our time in the corn, Chapman, all right? 446 00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:43,626 It's not on you. 447 00:27:43,710 --> 00:27:47,046 The really fucked up thing is I had three years clean before that, 448 00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:48,756 and now I'm back to zero. 449 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,008 Like, whoosh, the whole thing never happened. 450 00:27:51,093 --> 00:27:53,470 No, three years clean is something. That's not nothing. 451 00:27:53,553 --> 00:27:55,597 How do I forgive myself for doing that? 452 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,765 That's my million dollar fucking question, right? 453 00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:07,860 Back it up, you know you're not allowed to be in here. 454 00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:12,322 You're not allowed to eat soba noodles without a little scallion. 455 00:28:12,405 --> 00:28:16,033 Fresh from the garden. Added a little ginger, too. 456 00:28:17,244 --> 00:28:18,328 Thanks. 457 00:28:18,411 --> 00:28:20,663 I've noticed you always bring home-cooked lunches. 458 00:28:20,747 --> 00:28:26,253 Good for you. Most of the guards eat Hot Pockets or S'mores Pop Tarts, 459 00:28:26,336 --> 00:28:28,045 but you're a gourmet. 460 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:29,756 Yeah, I used to eat like them. 461 00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:31,007 But then I started watching 462 00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:33,885 those cooking competition shows and got obsessed. 463 00:28:33,968 --> 00:28:35,345 Now, I can't stomach that crap. 464 00:28:35,428 --> 00:28:36,638 Me neither. 465 00:28:36,721 --> 00:28:39,157 Something else I can't stomach... 466 00:28:39,641 --> 00:28:43,395 watching friends of mine succumb to certain temptations. 467 00:28:44,396 --> 00:28:46,063 Chemical temptations. 468 00:28:48,983 --> 00:28:50,860 I wouldn't know what inmates do in private. 469 00:28:50,943 --> 00:28:52,195 Of course. 470 00:28:52,279 --> 00:28:54,197 Neither does Piscatella. 471 00:28:54,281 --> 00:28:59,035 In fact, he has no idea about this curious cycle of redistribution 472 00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:00,828 going on behind his back. 473 00:29:00,912 --> 00:29:03,080 One little baggie frisked from this inmate, 474 00:29:03,165 --> 00:29:05,333 resold to that inmate. 475 00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:09,212 Out against the fence. 476 00:29:09,296 --> 00:29:10,713 Now! 477 00:29:10,797 --> 00:29:12,382 Let's go! 478 00:29:14,342 --> 00:29:16,928 Who the fuck you think you are, old lady? 479 00:29:17,011 --> 00:29:21,224 Walkin' around here like you own the place, threatenin' me. 480 00:29:21,308 --> 00:29:23,768 Well, I know you can't threaten me, 481 00:29:23,851 --> 00:29:25,478 at least not with the SHU. 482 00:29:25,562 --> 00:29:27,772 I've been tryin' to get reservations down there for weeks, 483 00:29:27,855 --> 00:29:29,514 but it's all booked up. 484 00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:31,582 Who told you that? 485 00:29:32,194 --> 00:29:33,653 Old ladies, you know. 486 00:29:33,736 --> 00:29:37,907 We have bad hearing, and yet we know all the gossip. 487 00:29:38,741 --> 00:29:39,867 What is this? 488 00:29:41,661 --> 00:29:43,371 - Are you lookin' to buy? - No. 489 00:29:43,455 --> 00:29:46,123 I don't want to buy. I want to embargo. 490 00:30:00,305 --> 00:30:01,431 I was thinking. 491 00:30:01,514 --> 00:30:04,100 There are certain physical experiences on this planet 492 00:30:04,184 --> 00:30:06,519 that every living person should have. 493 00:30:06,603 --> 00:30:09,939 And I know I freaked out in the woods, 494 00:30:10,022 --> 00:30:13,735 but real dinner is better than fake gingerbread and wood rot. 495 00:30:13,818 --> 00:30:16,946 That said, I will admit that sometimes at night, 496 00:30:17,029 --> 00:30:20,908 I do touch the inside of my arm and the soft part of my earlobe, 497 00:30:20,992 --> 00:30:22,244 and I get this... 498 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:24,662 tingly feeling. 499 00:30:24,746 --> 00:30:29,417 And, okay, I did suspect you of pooping in the shower 500 00:30:29,501 --> 00:30:33,004 which is way worse than peeing outside a bunk, for the record, 501 00:30:33,087 --> 00:30:35,298 but you didn't leave me poop... 502 00:30:37,925 --> 00:30:39,469 You left me gifts. 503 00:30:40,595 --> 00:30:43,055 Like hair portraits. 504 00:30:45,099 --> 00:30:50,230 Anyhow, I'm... really confused about all this, but... 505 00:30:52,315 --> 00:30:56,193 if you might, maybe, perhaps... 506 00:30:56,278 --> 00:31:00,072 want to try the broom closet thing again... 507 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:02,206 I... 508 00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:03,910 might... 509 00:31:04,952 --> 00:31:06,288 maybe... 510 00:31:07,455 --> 00:31:08,748 perhaps... 511 00:31:10,314 --> 00:31:11,315 be open to it. 512 00:31:14,962 --> 00:31:16,506 That's it. Okay, bye. 513 00:31:19,301 --> 00:31:21,719 I was thinking during movie night. Okay, bye. 514 00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:26,282 Hey! I've been meaning to ask you about your wormhole theory. 515 00:31:26,366 --> 00:31:28,285 See, on paper... 516 00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:30,812 it's sound, right? 517 00:31:30,895 --> 00:31:33,356 But in real life, that is flawed. 518 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,444 You might be using too much tin foil on the time machine. 519 00:31:37,527 --> 00:31:39,960 Messes with the electromagnetic radiation. 520 00:31:40,363 --> 00:31:42,532 Next time, try wax paper. 521 00:31:42,615 --> 00:31:45,076 Oh, thanks for the tip. 522 00:31:46,869 --> 00:31:47,870 Wow. 523 00:31:51,207 --> 00:31:54,419 - Can I have a seat? - No, you can talk to me while standing. 524 00:31:54,502 --> 00:31:56,998 Okay, well, speaking of standing, um... 525 00:31:58,005 --> 00:31:59,924 I feel obligated to voice... 526 00:32:01,175 --> 00:32:02,427 to voice my concern... 527 00:32:03,553 --> 00:32:06,931 over some of the practices that have been happening around here lately. 528 00:32:07,770 --> 00:32:09,392 Uh, you know, not my concern... 529 00:32:10,393 --> 00:32:11,742 my outrage. 530 00:32:12,395 --> 00:32:14,981 My moral outrage, to be honest with you. 531 00:32:15,898 --> 00:32:18,693 Okay, uh... Please, be honest. 532 00:32:19,777 --> 00:32:21,738 This Flores thing, for example. 533 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:27,535 It is cruel and gross and humiliating. 534 00:32:27,619 --> 00:32:29,579 It's like putting somebody in the stocks. 535 00:32:29,662 --> 00:32:32,374 Plus, standing for prolonged periods of time 536 00:32:32,457 --> 00:32:35,793 causes irreversible joint and back pain. 537 00:32:35,877 --> 00:32:40,465 Well, maybe her noble heritage gives her extra strong joints. 538 00:32:41,508 --> 00:32:43,426 I get the irony of the situation. 539 00:32:43,926 --> 00:32:47,555 Next, you're gonna tell me that gangs help provide order and safety? 540 00:32:47,910 --> 00:32:50,057 Look, I know what it's like to fuck up. 541 00:32:50,141 --> 00:32:52,977 I know what it's like to cross a line and then wish, retroactively, 542 00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:54,061 that you hadn't. 543 00:32:54,145 --> 00:32:58,955 And it's a shitty, shitty feeling. 544 00:32:59,442 --> 00:33:01,736 And I wish that somebody had told me a very long time ago 545 00:33:01,819 --> 00:33:03,590 that it's okay to just... 546 00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:04,990 stop. 547 00:33:05,698 --> 00:33:07,367 To just back down. 548 00:33:09,285 --> 00:33:11,878 To not be so stubborn or worried about appearing weak. 549 00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:15,291 You're right, I did mess up. 550 00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:18,723 I allowed you to think you have some sort 551 00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:20,737 of special privilege around here... 552 00:33:20,797 --> 00:33:21,839 which you don't. 553 00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:26,114 In fact, the next time you care to express something to me... 554 00:33:26,803 --> 00:33:28,430 you can write me a letter... 555 00:33:30,097 --> 00:33:32,266 and then shove it up your tight, little heinie. 556 00:33:37,146 --> 00:33:38,398 Get out of my office. 557 00:33:40,942 --> 00:33:41,943 Out! 558 00:33:44,654 --> 00:33:47,574 And after you got the camera to Burset, 559 00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:50,827 how were you gonna get the photo out? 560 00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:53,663 That ten-year-old Motorola didn't even have Internet. 561 00:33:55,289 --> 00:33:57,083 I have my ways. 562 00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,167 Oh. 563 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,002 Well, don't ever become a spy. 564 00:34:00,086 --> 00:34:02,338 Sophia is falling apart down here. 565 00:34:03,506 --> 00:34:05,257 At least I didn't stand by idly. 566 00:34:05,341 --> 00:34:07,343 So, if you want to punish me for having a... 567 00:34:07,427 --> 00:34:09,929 a conscience, then, fine. 568 00:34:10,012 --> 00:34:12,557 I am not punishing you for your conscience. 569 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:17,019 I am punishing you because you assaulted another inmate, 570 00:34:17,103 --> 00:34:19,814 you smuggled contraband, 571 00:34:19,897 --> 00:34:23,443 and you conspired to leak private information. 572 00:34:23,526 --> 00:34:24,986 You made your bed, Sister. 573 00:34:26,362 --> 00:34:27,697 Now you're gonna lie in it. 574 00:34:29,198 --> 00:34:31,909 Any idea how long, exactly? 575 00:34:54,431 --> 00:34:55,642 Burset! 576 00:35:02,231 --> 00:35:04,025 Yep. 577 00:35:04,108 --> 00:35:05,985 - Oh, that is so true, yo. - But, right? 578 00:35:06,068 --> 00:35:09,572 My moms is in love with him, like, in love. 579 00:35:09,656 --> 00:35:11,103 - Hey. - Hey. 580 00:35:11,187 --> 00:35:14,536 Hey, we were just talking about how all Latinas love Morrissey. 581 00:35:14,619 --> 00:35:15,912 Yeah, that's funny. 582 00:35:15,995 --> 00:35:17,726 Maybe it's the hair. 583 00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:19,832 - Totally! That pompadour. - Yeah, the... Yeah. 584 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:22,043 - Wow. - Oh, shit. You do nails? 585 00:35:22,376 --> 00:35:23,377 My mom did. 586 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,962 I think I do more, like, designs, 587 00:35:25,046 --> 00:35:27,339 patterns, little bunnies, things like that. 588 00:35:27,423 --> 00:35:29,175 Oh, could you do mine, but, like, 589 00:35:29,258 --> 00:35:32,011 alternate it with, like, bunnies and skulls, so, like, 590 00:35:32,094 --> 00:35:34,681 every other finger's, like, bunny, skull, bunny, skull? 591 00:35:34,764 --> 00:35:36,849 Yeah, that should be cool. 592 00:35:44,691 --> 00:35:46,693 Sorry. Should I just come back later? 593 00:35:47,694 --> 00:35:49,320 You can stay. 594 00:35:49,403 --> 00:35:50,738 Unless it's gonna be a problem. 595 00:35:53,908 --> 00:35:55,660 Nah, it's fine. 596 00:36:00,998 --> 00:36:02,959 So, what do you want first, like, a bunny or a skull? 597 00:36:03,042 --> 00:36:04,794 Skull, obviously. 598 00:36:17,223 --> 00:36:18,390 Yo, Jazmina! 599 00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:21,185 Open up, it's me! 600 00:36:26,608 --> 00:36:28,067 You a ghost all of a sudden? 601 00:36:29,861 --> 00:36:32,739 I had to get Cesar's baby mama to pick me up, 602 00:36:32,822 --> 00:36:35,546 'cause my own damn cousin is too busy to pick up her phone? 603 00:36:36,033 --> 00:36:39,370 I've been callin' you for weeks. Where the fuck you been at? 604 00:36:39,453 --> 00:36:42,094 Ever since we switched to the family plan, 605 00:36:42,179 --> 00:36:43,583 my phone's been acting weird. 606 00:36:44,584 --> 00:36:46,002 Wow, so you out now? 607 00:36:46,085 --> 00:36:48,087 No, I escaped like Houdini. 608 00:36:51,298 --> 00:36:53,259 Now tell me what's up. 609 00:36:53,342 --> 00:36:54,969 You know Domingo? 610 00:36:56,012 --> 00:36:57,471 That midget from the bodega? 611 00:36:57,554 --> 00:36:58,640 Uh-huh. 612 00:36:58,723 --> 00:37:01,601 Yeah, he's getting scuba certified all month, 613 00:37:01,684 --> 00:37:05,146 so he gave me these VCRs to unload. 614 00:37:05,229 --> 00:37:10,276 This whole planned obsolescence thing is really screwing me up. 615 00:37:10,359 --> 00:37:12,654 Yo, Jazmina, what the hell you talkin' about? 616 00:37:12,737 --> 00:37:14,664 You ain't even making any sense. 617 00:37:15,364 --> 00:37:16,532 I'm just happy to see you. 618 00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:21,037 Yo, we should get some of that champagne soda! 619 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,246 Right? Celebrate! 620 00:37:22,329 --> 00:37:24,832 Yeah, no, I ain't got no time to celebrate right now. 621 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:26,000 Where's my sock? 622 00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:28,002 I already used up all the cash they gave me. 623 00:37:28,085 --> 00:37:31,255 All right, here's the thing. 624 00:37:31,338 --> 00:37:33,211 My asthma been acting up. 625 00:37:33,236 --> 00:37:36,367 I had to go to the ER, which wasn't cheap. 626 00:37:37,428 --> 00:37:39,388 And then last month, KK got arrested. 627 00:37:40,514 --> 00:37:43,392 Some stupid DUI, but they took him all the way up to Rikers 628 00:37:43,475 --> 00:37:45,978 and claimed that he had, like, all these other charges. 629 00:37:46,062 --> 00:37:48,230 Bail was real expensive, you know? 630 00:37:50,066 --> 00:37:52,484 We weren't expecting you for another few more months. 631 00:37:53,986 --> 00:37:57,156 - You spent it. - Borrowed. I borrowed it. 632 00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,367 - You stupid, selfish cunt! - Hey! We family. 633 00:38:00,451 --> 00:38:01,994 Yeah, we family! 634 00:38:02,078 --> 00:38:04,580 That's why I gave you everything I fucking had! 635 00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:12,964 What about my clothes? My shoes? You sell those, too? 636 00:38:13,047 --> 00:38:14,090 No. 637 00:38:15,549 --> 00:38:16,843 Not your shoes. 638 00:38:16,926 --> 00:38:18,886 How fuckin' stupid can you be? 639 00:38:20,888 --> 00:38:22,974 I'm getting out of prison. 640 00:38:23,057 --> 00:38:24,976 You think I wouldn't need any cash? 641 00:38:25,059 --> 00:38:26,518 You think I wouldn't need clothes? 642 00:38:26,602 --> 00:38:29,105 I'm gonna pay you back for everything, I swear. 643 00:38:32,358 --> 00:38:34,610 Yo, if you want, I could hook you up with Domingo. 644 00:38:35,527 --> 00:38:37,154 You know, get you back on your feet? 645 00:38:38,447 --> 00:38:41,367 Meantime, you know you can crash here as long as you need. 646 00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:43,160 Come on, we can share the bed. 647 00:38:44,161 --> 00:38:45,913 You know, like old times. 648 00:38:51,753 --> 00:38:52,962 So, when are we gonna make a move 649 00:38:53,045 --> 00:38:55,089 on the water fountains between B and C dorms? 650 00:38:55,172 --> 00:38:57,216 I mean, if we wait too long, the Dominicans are gonna grab it. 651 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,302 Also, we need to talk about where to stand in the yard. 652 00:39:00,386 --> 00:39:01,763 I found this spot over by the dumpsters, 653 00:39:01,846 --> 00:39:04,265 but I know Sankey thinks we should stand somewhere with more visibility. 654 00:39:04,348 --> 00:39:06,225 Sankey is so driven. 655 00:39:06,308 --> 00:39:07,351 I know, right? 656 00:39:07,434 --> 00:39:08,685 Sankey? 657 00:39:09,311 --> 00:39:10,938 - She on construction? - Yeah. 658 00:39:11,022 --> 00:39:14,191 She's actually a lot like you used to be, all in charge and stuff, 659 00:39:14,275 --> 00:39:16,861 but also really, um... 660 00:39:16,944 --> 00:39:17,945 charisma. 661 00:39:18,029 --> 00:39:19,781 And she has amazing hair, like gold. 662 00:39:19,864 --> 00:39:22,533 And she's, like, the funniest person you've ever met. 663 00:39:26,328 --> 00:39:28,790 Wait a minute, did we talk about this? 664 00:39:28,873 --> 00:39:31,125 I used to collect troll dolls... 665 00:39:43,595 --> 00:39:46,140 Hey, schnookums. 666 00:39:46,223 --> 00:39:48,475 - Looking for somethin'? - Uh, yeah, man. 667 00:39:48,559 --> 00:39:49,936 I'm lookin' for those letters I wrote you. 668 00:39:50,019 --> 00:39:52,438 I'm hopin' to recycle them into "fuck you" origami. 669 00:39:52,521 --> 00:39:56,317 Oh, you can't fool me. Origami doesn't have words. 670 00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:58,069 Hi, by the way. 671 00:39:58,152 --> 00:40:00,654 Come on, man, just... 672 00:40:01,864 --> 00:40:04,951 don't make this any more humiliating than it has to be, all right? 673 00:40:05,034 --> 00:40:06,953 My blood sugar's crashing. 674 00:40:07,036 --> 00:40:08,329 I need some sweet relief. 675 00:40:08,996 --> 00:40:11,290 I thought you were sober. 676 00:40:11,373 --> 00:40:13,793 Yeah, well, things change. 677 00:40:14,585 --> 00:40:16,170 Jesus Christ! 678 00:40:16,253 --> 00:40:18,130 I brought you back here like two minutes ago. 679 00:40:18,214 --> 00:40:21,383 What do you mean, you brought me back up here? 680 00:40:21,467 --> 00:40:24,386 What does that mean? You had a hand in me comin' up the hill? 681 00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:29,683 Uh, well, not a hand so much as... 682 00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:32,603 uh, other body parts. 683 00:40:33,395 --> 00:40:34,939 No comprende. 684 00:40:36,607 --> 00:40:38,525 I, uh... 685 00:40:38,609 --> 00:40:40,694 I fucked Judy King. 686 00:40:41,863 --> 00:40:45,199 - The old chef lady? - Yeah, it was very Harold and Maude. 687 00:40:45,282 --> 00:40:48,870 Except you're 30 and broke. I mean, has she killed herself yet? 688 00:40:50,204 --> 00:40:53,457 Uh, we are talkin' about, uh, Judy King, the celebrity, right? 689 00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:55,918 Not some scabby, toothless crack whore by the same name? 690 00:40:56,002 --> 00:40:58,462 Celebrity chef. My lover. 691 00:40:59,421 --> 00:41:01,007 And afterwards, uh... 692 00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:05,094 she paid off some fancy lawyer who called Caputo... 693 00:41:05,177 --> 00:41:09,515 and some other backdoor politics thing that I don't fully understand. 694 00:41:10,516 --> 00:41:11,976 What'd you do that for? 695 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,687 You in love with me or something? 696 00:41:17,356 --> 00:41:18,565 No. 697 00:41:20,151 --> 00:41:21,861 Uh, you could say "thank you." 698 00:41:21,944 --> 00:41:23,154 For what? 699 00:41:24,196 --> 00:41:26,657 Ruining my life, then un-ruining it? 700 00:41:28,242 --> 00:41:30,177 Why do you think I'm back on this shit? 701 00:41:30,912 --> 00:41:33,372 Well, if I'd never gone to Max... 702 00:41:33,455 --> 00:41:35,249 I'd still be sober. 703 00:41:35,332 --> 00:41:39,234 I wouldn't have to crawl back here searching for crumbs. 704 00:41:40,087 --> 00:41:42,714 Oh, and by the way... 705 00:41:42,798 --> 00:41:44,535 only a shit-for-brains, 706 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,994 fucktard alcoholic falls for a card-carrying lesbo. 707 00:41:49,638 --> 00:41:52,004 If you... you wanna get high so badly... 708 00:41:52,683 --> 00:41:55,686 admit that it's your fault that you went back down to Max. 709 00:41:55,769 --> 00:41:57,146 All right? Own your shit. 710 00:41:57,854 --> 00:42:00,149 Fine. 711 00:42:01,984 --> 00:42:04,195 It was my fault. 712 00:42:06,488 --> 00:42:09,658 Yeah, and we'll revisit this if you decide to ever get sober again. 713 00:42:09,741 --> 00:42:11,535 Can't wait. 714 00:42:11,618 --> 00:42:13,329 Please. 715 00:42:27,927 --> 00:42:29,971 I didn't ask for weed. 716 00:42:30,762 --> 00:42:33,182 Right. 717 00:42:33,265 --> 00:42:35,101 Thanks. 718 00:42:36,227 --> 00:42:37,228 You're welcome. 719 00:42:37,311 --> 00:42:38,604 Psst! 720 00:42:38,687 --> 00:42:40,106 Fuck you. 721 00:42:51,325 --> 00:42:53,869 Hey, it's movie night. Let's go. 722 00:42:53,953 --> 00:42:56,747 I'm gonna skip it. I'm too bloated. 723 00:42:57,789 --> 00:42:59,791 We're on the same cycle, dummy. 724 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,460 Come on. 725 00:43:01,543 --> 00:43:04,838 Why you sittin' there like you got a call from your boyfriend's wife, eh? 726 00:43:06,007 --> 00:43:08,968 I can't tell you. It's too humiliating. 727 00:43:10,261 --> 00:43:12,929 You pee your pants or something? What? 728 00:43:15,975 --> 00:43:17,685 You know that new guard? 729 00:43:18,227 --> 00:43:19,979 White dude, looks like a mailman? 730 00:43:20,062 --> 00:43:22,231 Yeah, I think so. 731 00:43:24,150 --> 00:43:27,153 Okay. 732 00:43:27,236 --> 00:43:31,073 Yesterday, he took me into his little house... 733 00:43:32,116 --> 00:43:34,160 and he gave me... 734 00:43:35,161 --> 00:43:37,746 a cup with, um... 735 00:43:40,249 --> 00:43:42,959 With, um... 736 00:43:43,044 --> 00:43:44,170 What? 737 00:43:45,087 --> 00:43:46,713 What did he bring you? 738 00:43:48,674 --> 00:43:49,865 Did he slip you a roofie? 739 00:43:51,843 --> 00:43:53,428 What? Tell me. 740 00:43:53,511 --> 00:43:54,805 A mouse. 741 00:43:58,225 --> 00:43:59,851 Like, from the ground? Um... 742 00:44:01,228 --> 00:44:02,263 I don't know. 743 00:44:03,647 --> 00:44:05,316 It was a baby... 744 00:44:07,859 --> 00:44:11,044 And it was small and slippery... 745 00:44:11,613 --> 00:44:14,033 and not like a jelly bean at all, Flaca. 746 00:44:17,786 --> 00:44:23,084 And when I swallowed it, I felt its little feet, with toes. 747 00:44:25,252 --> 00:44:26,962 Oh, my God. 748 00:44:29,881 --> 00:44:31,675 That's so fucked up. 749 00:44:32,634 --> 00:44:34,511 That's like some Hannibal Lecter shit. 750 00:44:36,430 --> 00:44:37,806 We gotta tell somebody. 751 00:44:37,889 --> 00:44:40,016 I don't wanna have to tell nobody. 752 00:44:40,101 --> 00:44:42,894 - Please don't tell nobody. - God damn it! 753 00:44:44,105 --> 00:44:46,107 These guards, they think they can get... 754 00:44:46,190 --> 00:44:48,400 Can do whatever the fuck they want. 755 00:44:50,611 --> 00:44:52,738 Oh, God, I feel so gross. 756 00:44:52,821 --> 00:44:54,781 No, you're okay. You're not gross. 757 00:44:54,865 --> 00:44:56,742 - Yeah. - Come here. 758 00:44:57,701 --> 00:44:59,786 You probably don't even have the plague or nothing. 759 00:45:15,302 --> 00:45:17,554 ... never killed nothin' in my life! 760 00:45:17,638 --> 00:45:19,390 Save it for the judge! 761 00:45:19,473 --> 00:45:21,767 Killed this movie. This movie sucks! 762 00:45:21,850 --> 00:45:23,018 Can you be quiet, please? 763 00:45:23,101 --> 00:45:25,187 Isn't that what you do? Call and response? 764 00:45:25,271 --> 00:45:27,439 That's a Christian thing. It ain't a black thing. 765 00:45:27,523 --> 00:45:29,400 - You sure about that, darkie? - Seriously. 766 00:45:29,483 --> 00:45:31,443 - What? - You're ruining the film. 767 00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:34,405 I thought you didn't even like it. 768 00:45:35,006 --> 00:45:36,240 Well, I love it now. 769 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,255 Is it okay if I stand here? 770 00:45:52,423 --> 00:45:53,253 Yeah. 771 00:45:55,217 --> 00:45:56,580 Yeah, of course. 772 00:45:57,819 --> 00:46:00,395 Do you ever feel like a person without a country? 773 00:46:01,682 --> 00:46:03,184 All the time. 774 00:46:15,862 --> 00:46:16,947 Have you seen Nicky? 775 00:46:17,030 --> 00:46:19,366 We invited her, but she's not here. 776 00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:31,712 Piscatella told me to shove my moral outrage up my ass. 777 00:46:33,129 --> 00:46:35,382 I thought you were gonna stay out of other people's business. 778 00:46:47,936 --> 00:46:50,021 You smell like reefer. 779 00:46:57,028 --> 00:46:59,448 Who the fuck sold to her? 780 00:47:42,841 --> 00:47:43,925 I, um... 781 00:47:44,951 --> 00:47:46,287 Do... 782 00:47:47,454 --> 00:47:48,497 you... 783 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:50,874 Or should I... 784 00:47:52,334 --> 00:47:53,877 Shh. 785 00:47:55,296 --> 00:47:56,505 Relax. 786 00:48:10,185 --> 00:48:11,520 - Mmm. - Oh... 787 00:48:14,398 --> 00:48:15,691 Do you like that? 788 00:48:16,608 --> 00:48:17,818 Yeah. 789 00:48:19,653 --> 00:48:20,862 Describe it. 790 00:48:26,284 --> 00:48:28,036 A glow worm. 791 00:48:28,119 --> 00:48:29,371 Mmm. 792 00:48:32,248 --> 00:48:34,335 - Glitter dots. - Mmm. 793 00:48:37,504 --> 00:48:39,130 Lightning bolts. 794 00:48:40,341 --> 00:48:44,052 Oh, more... More lightning bolts. 795 00:48:46,137 --> 00:48:48,390 Warm squiggles. 796 00:48:48,474 --> 00:48:50,726 Are you getting close? 797 00:48:51,477 --> 00:48:52,686 Uh, to what? 798 00:48:52,769 --> 00:48:54,355 Uh, climax. 799 00:48:55,356 --> 00:48:56,357 Maybe? 800 00:48:59,192 --> 00:49:03,697 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 801 00:49:04,573 --> 00:49:07,283 Oh, sweet troll. 802 00:49:09,327 --> 00:49:13,832 I'm close. I'm close. I'm... 803 00:49:22,025 --> 00:49:23,026 Why'd you stop? 804 00:49:23,467 --> 00:49:27,012 So you know what it feels like to be abandoned in the middle of the woods. 805 00:49:29,139 --> 00:49:31,016 You hurt my feelings, Suzanne. 806 00:49:32,434 --> 00:49:34,436 What? 807 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,650 News flash, Dorothy was from Kansas, not Harlem. 808 00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:42,403 News flash, Judy Garland was from Minnesota, 809 00:49:42,486 --> 00:49:45,238 and Diana Ross was from Michigan, so nobody is from Kansas. 810 00:49:45,321 --> 00:49:46,364 It's a movie. 811 00:49:46,448 --> 00:49:47,908 No one asked you, nigger-lover. 812 00:49:47,991 --> 00:49:50,411 - What did you say? - What the fuck? 813 00:49:50,494 --> 00:49:52,615 Yo, can you shut the fuck up? 814 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,956 Hey, guys! Quiet down, please. 815 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,041 Okay? 816 00:49:59,127 --> 00:50:00,712 Hmm. Your boo? 817 00:50:00,796 --> 00:50:03,381 She's not only fair-skinned, but she's fair-weathered. 818 00:50:05,717 --> 00:50:07,428 Yeah, she not my boo. 819 00:50:08,887 --> 00:50:10,681 It's all for show. 820 00:50:11,264 --> 00:50:12,844 It's called appropriation, 821 00:50:12,869 --> 00:50:14,792 black people stealin' white people's art. 822 00:50:14,851 --> 00:50:17,145 I think the black girls and the white girls are havin' a thing. 823 00:50:17,228 --> 00:50:18,814 No, you dumb cracker. 824 00:50:18,897 --> 00:50:21,274 Who you callin' a cracker? 825 00:50:21,357 --> 00:50:24,152 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back it up, Nazi. 826 00:50:24,235 --> 00:50:26,947 Or what? You'll tap dance on over here and beat us up? 827 00:50:28,406 --> 00:50:30,617 Everyone chill out, all right? It's a movie. 828 00:50:30,701 --> 00:50:32,994 Man, if this escalates, we're screwed. 829 00:50:33,078 --> 00:50:34,871 Remember, the SHU is full. 830 00:50:34,955 --> 00:50:36,331 - Whatever. - I'm ready. 831 00:50:36,414 --> 00:50:38,041 - You wanna go? - Shit. 832 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:45,048 Everybody back to your bunks. 833 00:50:45,131 --> 00:50:46,424 Movie night is over. 834 00:50:46,508 --> 00:50:47,843 Oh, man! 835 00:50:47,926 --> 00:50:49,761 It's for your own safety, let's go. 836 00:50:49,845 --> 00:50:52,639 Man, are you kidding me? They didn't even meet The Wiz! 837 00:50:52,723 --> 00:50:54,307 The titular character! 838 00:50:54,390 --> 00:50:57,478 He's played by Richard Pryor, people! 839 00:51:00,401 --> 00:51:02,823 Bald, white, racist fucking bitches ruined it for everyone. 840 00:51:02,907 --> 00:51:03,692 Hell, yeah. 841 00:51:08,154 --> 00:51:09,531 You think that's a job? 842 00:51:09,615 --> 00:51:11,742 Like painting pictures for scenery and stuff? 843 00:51:11,825 --> 00:51:13,409 Sure, why not? 844 00:51:13,494 --> 00:51:15,286 Hey, can I talk to you? 845 00:51:15,370 --> 00:51:17,163 Sure, I'll catch up with you guys later. 846 00:51:18,331 --> 00:51:19,541 Honey. 847 00:51:20,542 --> 00:51:22,085 You gotta be careful. 848 00:51:22,168 --> 00:51:24,462 Ruiz is playing a dangerous game. 849 00:51:24,546 --> 00:51:26,595 It's fine, she's my roommate. 850 00:51:26,678 --> 00:51:28,942 You don't think Al Capone had a roommate when he was in prison? 851 00:51:29,025 --> 00:51:31,553 Oh, my God. I'm not stupid. I know she's getting into other stuff. 852 00:51:31,637 --> 00:51:32,929 I'm not gonna get involved in any of that. 853 00:51:33,013 --> 00:51:36,224 You hang out with that crew, in that salon, you involved. 854 00:51:37,893 --> 00:51:40,321 You wanna rebel against your mother? That's fine. 855 00:51:40,896 --> 00:51:43,356 That's fine, because I'm the first person to admit she wasn't perfect, 856 00:51:43,439 --> 00:51:46,652 but that don't mean that you gotta go and screw up your own life. 857 00:51:46,735 --> 00:51:50,102 I wanna have friends. I wanna hang out with people my own age, 858 00:51:50,185 --> 00:51:51,657 not people tryin' to be my mom all the time. 859 00:51:52,949 --> 00:51:54,701 I'll see you around. 860 00:52:18,391 --> 00:52:19,643 Yeah? 861 00:52:21,186 --> 00:52:22,563 I got no place else to go. 862 00:52:23,647 --> 00:52:26,107 I already set up the couch. 863 00:53:06,314 --> 00:53:07,733 Shh... 864 00:53:09,025 --> 00:53:10,193 Come on. 865 00:53:10,276 --> 00:53:11,778 Okay, okay. 866 00:53:15,198 --> 00:53:16,407 Okay. 867 00:53:33,925 --> 00:53:34,926 Look! 868 00:53:52,499 --> 00:53:54,655 Sorry, I forgot to set an alarm. 869 00:53:55,739 --> 00:53:59,159 First, you make me meet you in Oneonta, then you're 45 minutes late? 870 00:53:59,242 --> 00:54:01,244 You know, one of us has an actual job. 871 00:54:01,327 --> 00:54:02,328 Oh, I see. 872 00:54:02,412 --> 00:54:04,706 You think I run a 501 C3 out of my bed? 873 00:54:04,790 --> 00:54:06,541 I have three employees. 874 00:54:06,624 --> 00:54:09,294 Now, let's see this Pulitzer-winning photo. 875 00:54:13,089 --> 00:54:14,444 You wrapped it in a T-shirt? 876 00:54:14,527 --> 00:54:16,509 Yeah, it was up a nun's vagina. 877 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:19,179 You didn't... You didn't rinse it? 878 00:54:19,262 --> 00:54:20,722 Yeah, I sprayed it with Windex, 879 00:54:20,806 --> 00:54:24,184 especially the microchip part with all the information on it. 880 00:54:25,977 --> 00:54:27,562 Get in touch with Crystal Burset. 881 00:54:27,645 --> 00:54:29,773 She's got an open case against MCC. 882 00:54:30,941 --> 00:54:33,318 Danny, do not mention my name to anyone. 883 00:54:33,985 --> 00:54:36,863 Big J finally joined the Resistance. 884 00:54:36,947 --> 00:54:38,156 I've done no such thing. 885 00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,160 In fact, this meeting never fuckin' happened, okay? 886 00:54:42,243 --> 00:54:43,912 It's a cool shirt. Can I, uh... 887 00:54:43,995 --> 00:54:45,121 No. 888 00:54:47,623 --> 00:54:49,864 Tell Linda the Sea Witch I said hi. 889 00:54:50,501 --> 00:54:51,669 Sorry. 890 00:55:11,564 --> 00:55:12,943 You think I'm blind? 891 00:55:13,524 --> 00:55:15,026 It's a granola bar. 892 00:55:15,610 --> 00:55:16,987 You heard Piscatella, no food. 893 00:55:17,070 --> 00:55:20,490 I am not gonna stand by while somebody starves to death. 894 00:55:22,242 --> 00:55:24,577 So give me four shots, or whatever, make me crawl back to my bunk. 895 00:55:26,955 --> 00:55:28,164 Fuck the shots. 896 00:55:29,332 --> 00:55:30,458 Get up on the table. 897 00:55:30,918 --> 00:55:31,877 Excuse me? 898 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,880 You heard me. Up there with her. 899 00:55:51,646 --> 00:55:53,189 What do you do when you have to go to the bathroom? 900 00:55:55,191 --> 00:55:56,359 You go. 901 00:56:01,572 --> 00:56:05,368 Your scent is... strong. 902 00:56:08,329 --> 00:56:09,497 Breathe through your mouth. 903 00:56:20,758 --> 00:56:24,460 Sir, we, uh, got a situation here. 904 00:56:24,543 --> 00:56:26,014 I have a situation myself. 905 00:56:26,097 --> 00:56:28,850 You're gonna have to hold down the fort, big man. Out. 906 00:56:30,685 --> 00:56:31,937 I'm sorry, what snag? 907 00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:35,398 Oh, we wanted to run the sewer line straight out to the street, 908 00:56:35,481 --> 00:56:38,151 but there's a massive shelf of bedrock sittin' in the way. 909 00:56:38,234 --> 00:56:39,777 So, what does that mean? 910 00:56:39,861 --> 00:56:41,654 Well, we could dynamite the whole thing. 911 00:56:43,824 --> 00:56:46,277 Or we could run the line the other way around 912 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,109 and connect it to the outtake over here. 913 00:56:48,193 --> 00:56:51,039 Of course, that means going straight through the garden and the greenhouse, 914 00:56:51,122 --> 00:56:52,540 which we've been tryin' to avoid. 915 00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:54,876 What did Caputo say? 916 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,087 He hasn't picked up his phone all morning. 917 00:56:57,879 --> 00:56:58,922 Okay. 918 00:57:01,842 --> 00:57:03,718 All right, I'm calling it, then. 919 00:57:03,801 --> 00:57:05,428 No more garden and greenhouse. 920 00:57:05,511 --> 00:57:06,721 Do it. 921 00:57:36,667 --> 00:57:39,670 Hold up! Hold up! There's something there! 922 00:57:43,633 --> 00:57:45,510 Oh, this ain't gonna be pretty. 923 00:58:12,802 --> 00:58:15,973 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com