1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:03,791 That's the highway department's problem, Jerry, not mine. 2 00:00:06,939 --> 00:00:08,645 I'm gonna have to call you back. 3 00:00:09,464 --> 00:00:12,338 What are you three doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in school? 4 00:00:12,463 --> 00:00:15,139 We came to see that UFO you cleared from that field this morning. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:17,475 - You mean the weather balloon. - They got to him. 6 00:00:17,966 --> 00:00:20,464 - Who got to me, Dennis? - The secret government agency 7 00:00:20,589 --> 00:00:23,139 in charge of extraterrestrial cover-ups. 8 00:00:23,717 --> 00:00:26,157 - How much are they paying you? - That's enough, guys. 9 00:00:26,282 --> 00:00:27,652 Back to school now. 10 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:31,030 Do you think this is a game? I assure you, it's not. 11 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,616 Inside that grounded Cassiopeian death pod 12 00:00:34,004 --> 00:00:36,035 sits an army of glornokian mercenaries 13 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:39,872 intent on colonizing our planet and propagating their evil species. 14 00:00:40,221 --> 00:00:41,721 After they probe us. 15 00:00:45,664 --> 00:00:47,363 We should go. He's packing. 16 00:00:47,889 --> 00:00:50,383 There are no such things as UFOs, Shawn. 17 00:00:57,943 --> 00:01:00,349 So the plaintiff is entitled to compensatory 18 00:01:00,474 --> 00:01:03,104 and punitive damages, per article 35-a, 19 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,823 section "j", which stip... 20 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,357 Are you okay? 21 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,694 Just came by to drop off the Patterson file 22 00:01:53,437 --> 00:01:54,488 and some refills. 23 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,369 Did you notice any commotion a moment ago? 24 00:02:02,095 --> 00:02:03,914 What kind of commotion are we talking about? 25 00:03:11,342 --> 00:03:13,025 Toby, where are you going? 26 00:03:57,952 --> 00:03:59,780 Aren't you forgetting something? 27 00:04:03,555 --> 00:04:05,910 We were supposed to let him drive around with us. 28 00:04:06,035 --> 00:04:07,371 We are not currently driving. 29 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,583 You need to stop taking your frustration with Shawn out on Henry. 30 00:04:11,204 --> 00:04:13,142 Better him than the neighbor's cat. 31 00:04:19,646 --> 00:04:22,394 - I could have suffocated in there! - Jeez, I cracked the window. 32 00:04:22,519 --> 00:04:24,555 I'm glad that Shawn peanut-buttered your phone. 33 00:04:24,919 --> 00:04:26,083 I knew that was him. 34 00:04:28,021 --> 00:04:29,643 I still have jif in my ear. 35 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,584 Mr. Kessler, I am detective O'Hara, 36 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:34,019 and this is detective Lassiter, and this is Henry Spencer, 37 00:04:34,288 --> 00:04:36,988 who helps us coordinate our investigations. 38 00:04:37,139 --> 00:04:40,237 So, sir, I understand you witnessed a kidnapping last night. 39 00:04:40,526 --> 00:04:42,196 I'd say it was more of an abduction. 40 00:04:42,525 --> 00:04:44,963 Do you have any idea who the perpetrator was? 41 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:46,588 An extraterrestrial. 42 00:04:46,968 --> 00:04:48,871 How come the crazies never live close by? 43 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,624 It sounds nuts, but I'm telling you, I saw it with my own eyes. 44 00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:54,831 An alien came down and snatched a young lawyer 45 00:04:54,956 --> 00:04:56,545 that works at my firm... Toby Shore. 46 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,757 No offense, but I think you're gonna have a hard time finding anyone 47 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,278 to believe a story like that. 48 00:05:01,403 --> 00:05:04,470 Was he tall and scaly, or short, with a huge lollipop head? 49 00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:05,763 Tall, I think. 50 00:05:05,932 --> 00:05:07,467 - Reptilian. - Probably hostile. 51 00:05:07,592 --> 00:05:11,018 We're gonna need a speak & spell and seven pounds of mashed potatoes. 52 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,186 Enough! 53 00:05:12,386 --> 00:05:14,980 Mr. Kessler, if your co-worker doesn't show up In the next eight hours, 54 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,307 feel free to file a missing persons report. 55 00:05:17,432 --> 00:05:19,548 Until then, stop wasting our time. 56 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,278 You owe me a new phone! 57 00:05:26,038 --> 00:05:27,838 You have a very nice home. 58 00:05:29,847 --> 00:05:32,157 This UFO, was it more like a bright sphere, 59 00:05:32,282 --> 00:05:33,916 or two soup bowls glued together? 60 00:05:34,863 --> 00:05:36,692 No, it was a sphere, definitely. 61 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,587 Are you UFO chasers? 62 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,216 Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives. 63 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,510 And we can help you get to the bottom of what happened. 64 00:05:45,008 --> 00:05:46,512 Fantastic. You're hired. 65 00:05:48,855 --> 00:05:50,255 May I have a word? 66 00:05:54,129 --> 00:05:55,728 You shouldn't take this case. 67 00:05:55,853 --> 00:05:58,273 You shouldn't be dropping the dime on my peanut butter pranks. 68 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:01,589 We all know there's 0% chance you don't end up believing this kook. 69 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:03,736 - How do you figure that? - You want to believe him. 70 00:06:03,861 --> 00:06:06,115 Just like you wanted to believe it wasn't a weather balloon, 71 00:06:06,668 --> 00:06:09,670 and you wanted to believe that it was aliens that abducted Joe Piscopo. 72 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,028 That remains my theory until someone can pinpoint the man's whereabouts. 73 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,582 We will not let our interest in UFOs affect our judgment. 74 00:06:17,047 --> 00:06:20,798 Good. 'cause you run around town telling everybody an alien did this, 75 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,050 you're gonna look like a couple of nut jobs. 76 00:06:24,456 --> 00:06:27,114 - I can't hire nut jobs. - Dad, would you relax, please? 77 00:06:27,239 --> 00:06:29,588 Obviously we don't think aliens are responsible. 78 00:06:30,299 --> 00:06:31,299 Good. 79 00:06:31,501 --> 00:06:32,774 Hold your horses! 80 00:06:39,427 --> 00:06:41,239 Because if aliens did do this, 81 00:06:41,364 --> 00:06:43,401 there'd be signs of electrical disruptions. 82 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:44,937 Exactly! 83 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,533 What else would we see? 84 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:52,732 There would most definitely be a visible ground disturbance. 85 00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:56,603 Right. 86 00:06:57,475 --> 00:06:59,251 So where do you guys want to start? 87 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,531 How'bout your terrace? 88 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,994 503 "Not Even Close... Encounters" 89 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,673 Timing: Psych Team www.sous-titres.eu 90 00:07:37,427 --> 00:07:39,441 All those people who gave you, Dennis, and I flak 91 00:07:39,566 --> 00:07:41,251 for believing in aliens in school... 92 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,772 Jeff Garrett, and that female Russian exchange student who stole my wallet... 93 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,924 They're gonna eat their words when this goes public. 94 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,195 I've got news, Gus. 95 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,198 Toby Shore was not abducted by an alien. 96 00:07:50,323 --> 00:07:52,882 What? But what about the lights and grass and stuff? 97 00:07:53,007 --> 00:07:55,445 It's time we learned it's never the crazy suspect. 98 00:07:55,570 --> 00:07:57,226 It wasn't a mummy. It wasn't the devil. 99 00:07:57,395 --> 00:08:00,069 - It wasn't even Bigfoot. - Bigfoot? When did we suspect Bigfoot? 100 00:08:00,194 --> 00:08:03,162 Missing school bus case. There were bite marks in cushion. 101 00:08:03,287 --> 00:08:05,012 The driver's seat was pushed back 6 feet. 102 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:07,757 You're probably right that it's not an alien, 103 00:08:07,882 --> 00:08:10,114 but why don't we keep investigating just to be sure. 104 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,826 Because my dad actually makes a valid point. 105 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:16,635 It's gonna be hard to beobjective when we're hoping that it's an alien. 106 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,887 - We can rub it in Jeff Darrett's face. - No, we have to let that go. 107 00:08:20,012 --> 00:08:22,313 So what are you saying, that we pass on the case? 108 00:08:22,438 --> 00:08:24,454 You're $1,200 balance on your J.C. penney card 109 00:08:24,579 --> 00:08:26,474 is not gonna pay for itself. 110 00:08:26,599 --> 00:08:28,766 We'll just have to acknowledge our mutual tendency 111 00:08:28,891 --> 00:08:30,640 to think unreasonably about this topic, 112 00:08:30,765 --> 00:08:32,202 police ourselves accordingly. 113 00:08:32,327 --> 00:08:33,927 - How? - All right... 114 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,099 If one of us starts leaning towards this theory, 115 00:08:37,522 --> 00:08:40,435 - other one flicks him in the ear. - That's an incredibly stupid idea. 116 00:08:40,705 --> 00:08:43,230 You have exactly 3 seconds to beat it. Three, two, one... 117 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:45,561 Now, how is that fair? 118 00:08:49,605 --> 00:08:52,698 Let's find out what, if anything, happened here last night. 119 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,745 May I call you Phil? 120 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:01,021 - I'd rather you didn't. - Fair enough. 121 00:09:01,585 --> 00:09:03,834 - How many beers did you drink? - Just one. 122 00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:08,462 Are you implying that I beer-goggled an alien abduction? 123 00:09:08,712 --> 00:09:11,258 - Happened to Gus last new years. - I hit the white zin hard. 124 00:09:11,773 --> 00:09:14,093 I promise you, I was sober as a judge. 125 00:09:14,712 --> 00:09:15,962 Let me ask you this. 126 00:09:16,087 --> 00:09:18,765 If Toby wasn't abducted last night, what happened to him? 127 00:09:19,089 --> 00:09:22,092 - He left when you weren't looking. - His car's still in the driveway. 128 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:25,278 Listen. When I went out to move it this morning, it wouldn't start. 129 00:09:25,403 --> 00:09:27,501 - The car's brand-new! - Really? 130 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,110 You know, cars often lose battery power 131 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,070 when they come in contact with UFOs... 132 00:09:36,217 --> 00:09:38,279 - Have you tried calling him? - About 50 times. 133 00:09:38,404 --> 00:09:41,120 - Just goes straight to voice mail. - Maybe he's out of range. 134 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:44,416 - What was that for? - You were implying he's in space. 135 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,626 No, I wasn't. 136 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,170 Yes, you were. 137 00:09:48,907 --> 00:09:50,196 Where are you going? 138 00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:54,259 Maybe we should talk to your neighbors to see if they saw anything. 139 00:09:54,721 --> 00:09:57,597 Good luck with that. The nearest one's about half a mile away. 140 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:00,599 You gotta believe me. 141 00:10:00,973 --> 00:10:04,285 I was just sitting at the desk, and the whole house started to shake. 142 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:06,385 And then there were these lights, and then this... 143 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:09,560 I was hearing this weird sound. It sounded like... 144 00:10:16,294 --> 00:10:17,866 No, it sounded nothing like that. 145 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,440 Really. Sorry. 146 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,995 I was actually trying to make this sound. 147 00:10:25,078 --> 00:10:27,542 That's it! That's it! That's the sound. 148 00:10:27,854 --> 00:10:30,629 - You weren't even close. - I struggle with tone deafness. 149 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,297 Now do you believe me? 150 00:10:34,293 --> 00:10:37,177 Before we answer that question, we'll need to consult an expert. 151 00:10:48,423 --> 00:10:50,667 Hi, we're looking for Dennis Gogolack. 152 00:10:56,112 --> 00:10:58,282 Get the hell out of here. I don't believe it! 153 00:10:59,236 --> 00:11:01,486 What an awesome surprise! What are you guys doing? 154 00:11:01,611 --> 00:11:02,993 It's been forever! 155 00:11:03,118 --> 00:11:05,449 We didn't even recognize you, now that you're... 156 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,582 What, not fat and nerdy? 157 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,960 It's okay. It's the truth. I credit my personal trainer and lasiks. 158 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,256 - Losing the wizard's cloak also helped. - Get inside here! 159 00:11:19,316 --> 00:11:20,429 That's interesting. 160 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,513 Yeah, my wife's into stuff that dangles. 161 00:11:22,743 --> 00:11:25,309 Looks like the software business has been good to you, Dennis. 162 00:11:29,545 --> 00:11:30,545 Very good. 163 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:33,775 I'm Dennis' wife, Molly. 164 00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:36,744 That was the creepiest "very" that I've ever heard. 165 00:11:40,273 --> 00:11:42,173 Babe, this is Shawn and gus. 166 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,954 Two good friends in grade school. And now they're psychic detectives. 167 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,790 - How cool is that? - Really cool. Nice meeting you guys. 168 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:51,864 Why didn't you tell me that we were having friends over? 169 00:11:51,989 --> 00:11:55,005 Actually, we didn't give Denny much of a heads up. 170 00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:56,738 Here's the thing... 171 00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,968 We're investigating a case that may have involved an alien abduction! 172 00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:02,179 And being that your husband is 173 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,281 one of the foremost experts on the topic... 174 00:12:08,868 --> 00:12:11,813 I'm sorry, guys, I'm afraid I'm not much of an expert anymore. 175 00:12:12,742 --> 00:12:15,400 It's been 20 years since I was into that stuff. 176 00:12:17,118 --> 00:12:19,154 - Same here, bro, I mean... - Beer. 177 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,367 Yeah, Denny is a total jock. 178 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:24,117 Guilty. I'm guilty as charged. 179 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,441 - They did, like, a little... - Explosion. 180 00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:29,081 But you don't have to take off yet. We've got some catching up to do. 181 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,792 Actually, we're under a bit of a time crunch. 182 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,784 Let me just give you a tour of the place. 183 00:12:33,909 --> 00:12:36,338 I was actually gonna go hang with the girls, though. Is that okay? 184 00:12:38,312 --> 00:12:40,269 - Nice meeting you guys. - Very nice. 185 00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:41,515 Stop it. 186 00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:43,720 Come check out my office! 187 00:12:44,046 --> 00:12:45,046 All right. 188 00:12:49,712 --> 00:12:52,169 I gotta say, Dennis, I'm surprised that you, of all people, 189 00:12:52,294 --> 00:12:53,757 outgrew the whole nerd thing. 190 00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:56,400 Come on, you were a class-three dungeon master 191 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,069 with your own set of custom 12-sided dice. 192 00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:12,381 Let's go. 193 00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:19,548 Oh, my... You are a closet nerd! 194 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:21,883 Literally. 195 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,575 You have a replica of captain Adama's helmet 196 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,934 from the original Battlestar Galactica? 197 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,395 And Levar Burton's glasses from Star Trek? 198 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:38,149 Those aren't replicas. I got those for 15 grand a pop at auction. 199 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,359 I have never been so motivated to make money. 200 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,515 Wait till I show you where the magic happens. 201 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,320 And I mean that literally. There's another hidden room downstairs 202 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,243 - where I practice my magic tricks. - Why all the secrecy? 203 00:13:49,641 --> 00:13:52,789 When I first met Molly, it was clear she was only into guys' guys. 204 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,881 That's what I pretended to be. She ended up buying it. 205 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,873 I guess I've been pretending ever since. 206 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:02,841 - Sounds exhausting. - You have no idea. 207 00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:05,205 Every day is a new challenge. 208 00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:07,511 Whether it's trying to draw blanks during Jeopardy, 209 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,938 or having to sneak in here every time I want to track 210 00:14:10,063 --> 00:14:13,234 some UFO activity or sew a new renaissance faire costume. 211 00:14:13,359 --> 00:14:15,312 Excellent stitch work, my liege. 212 00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:19,774 The worst is when I'm around Molly's friends' husbands. 213 00:14:20,084 --> 00:14:22,334 To say inane stuff, like "beer me", 214 00:14:22,617 --> 00:14:24,446 or, "yeah, I'd totally hit that." 215 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,532 - What, exactly, am I hitting? - Most likely an attractive lady. 216 00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:29,117 That's horrible. 217 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,578 - Is it really worth it, Den? - Have you seen my wife? 218 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,901 We need your opinion on this recording. 219 00:14:35,026 --> 00:14:38,045 Gus is convinced it's a UFO. 220 00:14:38,505 --> 00:14:39,586 Let's hear it. 221 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,420 Based on my research, i'd say that's a voyager pod 222 00:14:48,545 --> 00:14:50,805 from the Serpens dwarf galaxy... 223 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,601 - or bad new age music. - But if you had to choose? 224 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:57,670 Wait a second. 225 00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:00,915 If you guys could give me the time 226 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,777 and location, I could check the sky activity. 227 00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:06,821 I hacked into the national weather service's computer a few years back, 228 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,282 and can access their radar database whenever I want. 229 00:15:10,157 --> 00:15:11,157 All right. 230 00:15:11,282 --> 00:15:12,953 He lives at 25 Buckskin drive. 231 00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:15,546 And it happened around 11:00 at night. 232 00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:23,336 - Nothing. - What do you know. 233 00:15:29,786 --> 00:15:30,958 Wait a minute. 234 00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:33,753 You better try 10:44, 235 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,225 just to be safe. 236 00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:46,319 You've gotta be kidding me. What is... What is that? 237 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,284 You all right there, buddy? 238 00:15:55,908 --> 00:15:57,706 She doesn't even know that you're asthmatic? 239 00:15:59,421 --> 00:16:00,871 And she never will. 240 00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:10,062 All right, gus, I can't believe i'm about to say this. 241 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,924 - I think Toby got abducted. - So do I. 242 00:16:14,049 --> 00:16:15,485 You do? Sweet. 243 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:18,114 - Why are we both covering our ears? - I don't know. 244 00:16:24,239 --> 00:16:27,819 - Don't call Jeff Garrett. - Roy needs to know that we believe him. 245 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,196 Right, but make sure you tell him to keep it on the QT. 246 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,364 I know. 247 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,384 I'm standing here just outside the home 248 00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:36,411 of prominent local attorney Roy Kessler, who's joined me now, 249 00:16:36,654 --> 00:16:38,705 and has a rather shocking announcement to make. 250 00:16:40,715 --> 00:16:44,711 Last night I witnessed aliens abduct a fellow co-worker. 251 00:16:44,999 --> 00:16:47,047 - People are gonna think he's nuts. - I can prove it, 252 00:16:47,281 --> 00:16:50,121 thanks to the fine investigative work being done by psychic detectives 253 00:16:50,246 --> 00:16:51,217 Shawn Spencer 254 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,995 and Gurton Buster. 255 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,698 Gurton what? 256 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,574 I look like K.D. Lang. 257 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,776 What kind of proof are we talking about? 258 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,856 Yes, Dad, we'll be right there. 259 00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:14,824 Before you go off on us, answer me this question. 260 00:17:15,249 --> 00:17:16,905 Does that picture of me on the news 261 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,162 makes me look like I should be singing Constant craving? 262 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,066 What'd I tell you about taking this case? 263 00:17:21,191 --> 00:17:23,002 We have hard evidence on this one. 264 00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,896 Not to mention the fact that Roy Kessler is a respected attorney 265 00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:28,296 - not some crazy conspiracy theorist. - Are you kidding? 266 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,881 That's exactly what he is! 267 00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:32,717 Shawn, have you ever heard of Budding textiles? 268 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,341 The company that had to fork out millions for the chemical spill. 269 00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:39,068 It got hundreds of people sick. And who thinks it was done on purpose? 270 00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:40,958 - Erin Brockovich. - Roy Kessler. 271 00:17:41,631 --> 00:17:43,598 He's preparing a lawsuit against them. 272 00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:47,007 - We didn't know that. - I suppose you also didn't know 273 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,442 he's being heavily medicated for anxiety. 274 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,677 He misses a dose, and he's prone to psychotic episodes. 275 00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:53,780 Last year, 276 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:57,117 he claims to have seen a panda in his company's kitchen. 277 00:17:57,761 --> 00:17:59,886 That's not crazy at all. Pandas are big eaters. 278 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,748 Ten years ago, Kessler claimed... You got it... He saw a UFO 279 00:18:04,513 --> 00:18:06,637 - while on vacation. - Saucer or sphere? 280 00:18:06,765 --> 00:18:10,463 You wouldn't have missed this stuff if you hadn't been blinded, 281 00:18:11,543 --> 00:18:13,802 First of all, the only thing we were blinded by is... 282 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,704 - Science! - That never gets old. 283 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,891 Tell me this... If toby wasn't abducted, 284 00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:19,264 where the hell is he? 285 00:18:19,763 --> 00:18:20,724 Right in there. 286 00:18:23,515 --> 00:18:25,437 - This morning. - He really kind of... 287 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,540 He took a cab to his parents' house that night 288 00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,016 after his car wouldn't start. 289 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,860 Turned off his phone, and he slept in. 290 00:18:34,955 --> 00:18:36,255 Nice going, man. 291 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,063 I remember him muttering all this stuff about lights and ships. 292 00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:54,394 I thought it was just Roy being Roy. 293 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,844 And then I turned on the TV today and heard his insane theory. 294 00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,888 - I wouldn't call it insane. - Let it go. 295 00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:02,345 I tried everything I could to get him to take his meds. 296 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,851 I would even pick them up at the pharmacy for him 297 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,686 and bring them to him directly. 298 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,467 Man, he's gonna hear it at the office on monday. 299 00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:12,192 Actually, your firm just suspended him until he completes a month's stay 300 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,249 in a mental health facility. 301 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:17,071 Who's gonna get all his cases? 302 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,200 We're available. Isn't that right, Mr. Spencer? 303 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,922 Gus here is a whiz at legal zoom, 304 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,132 and my cousin has a personal injury law firm called Accidentes. 305 00:19:26,257 --> 00:19:27,749 - Heard of it? - No, I haven't. 306 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:28,750 You will. 307 00:19:29,508 --> 00:19:30,908 Good work, people. 308 00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:32,045 Papa bear. 309 00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:46,964 You know what, I really don't appreciate being snickered at. 310 00:19:47,089 --> 00:19:48,824 Never again are we investigating something 311 00:19:48,949 --> 00:19:50,860 related to one of our childhood obsessions. 312 00:19:50,985 --> 00:19:53,526 - What if there's a pop rocks murder? - That is the exception. 313 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,101 Excuse me, Spencer. 314 00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:57,204 Quick question. 315 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,592 How does it feel to be so wrong that you are now... 316 00:20:00,836 --> 00:20:01,825 a walking joke? 317 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,536 Just like you, minus the kind boots and the soft eyes. 318 00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:08,705 This is really a big moment for me. 319 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,627 I may even do a little dance. 320 00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:13,539 Oh, yes, I will. 321 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:18,647 All right, that's it, Gus. 322 00:20:18,772 --> 00:20:21,897 We are gonna find out what happened, and we are gonna clear our good names. 323 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:23,322 Let me ask you something. 324 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,286 If you were an up and comer, and you were abducted by aliens... 325 00:20:26,411 --> 00:20:28,521 - Because that happens. - Would you tell anyone? 326 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:30,895 I know I wouldn't, because they would think I was nuts. 327 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,648 Like I do right now. That dude was not abducted. 328 00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:37,269 You have 3s to come up with a better theory to explain all this weirdness. 329 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,196 - Three, two, one... - That's my trick. 330 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,366 Explain the radar, the recording, the indentation on the lawn. 331 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,243 It was a plane on the radar. 332 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,246 Someone cranking yanni on the recorder. The indentation could be lots of things. 333 00:20:48,954 --> 00:20:51,249 How do you explain the three strange markings on Toby's arm? 334 00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:55,436 - You saw those? - Of course. I didn't have to do this. 335 00:20:56,216 --> 00:20:58,615 Are you mocking my "it's a clue" face? Do it again. 336 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,966 I don't look like that. You're a bastard. 337 00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:03,928 You know that abductees often have strange markings on their skin. 338 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,015 So do I when I don't use enough sunscreen... Now come here. 339 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,521 - Stand still, let me flick your ear. - He was abducted. 340 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,148 - Was not. - Yes, he was. 341 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,520 - Yes, he was. - Wasn't infinity! 342 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:22,184 If you're gonna act like a child, we must bring in a 3d party to settle. 343 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,282 Fine. Who? 344 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:27,077 He was abducted. The markings and the other details have me convinced. 345 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:30,163 Why would I tag in a guy with a custom-made ewok costume? 346 00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:32,332 What's the name of that law firm he works at? 347 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:36,003 - Wilcox, Kessler, and something. - Hold on. What are you doing? 348 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,630 Getting his work address so you can spy on this guy. 349 00:21:40,659 --> 00:21:44,011 You have to see if he's exhibiting the other telltale abduction signs. 350 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,554 You know this. Paranoia! 351 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,016 - Compulsion to travel to unknown areas. - Suicidal tendencies. 352 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,894 Spewing nonsense with authority. Wait, that's you guys. 353 00:21:52,525 --> 00:21:55,647 You mock, but I'm still waiting on a better theory from you. 354 00:22:02,725 --> 00:22:04,865 All right. It was Toby. 355 00:22:06,928 --> 00:22:08,677 Why did he tilt his head and squint? 356 00:22:08,844 --> 00:22:11,371 - It's his "I got a clue" face. - Think at it, Gust. 357 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,833 Toby knew hewill inherit all of Roy's cases if he got him out of the way. 358 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,738 So he arranged for him to have one of his psychotic episodes. 359 00:22:17,905 --> 00:22:18,712 How? 360 00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:23,967 I would even pick the meds up from the pharmacy and bring them to him directly. 361 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,928 By tampering with his meds. 362 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,722 And you know what, it worked like a charm. 363 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,641 Roy goes nuts. The next day, 364 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,741 Toby's a major player at the firm. 365 00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:34,311 - Let's go. - Where? 366 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,814 Well, we're gonna take Dennis' advice, do a little spying on our boy. 367 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:39,783 What can I do? 368 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,110 You could lend us some sweet disguises. 369 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,987 Fellas, tell me what you need. 370 00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:51,203 - I have never felt cooler. - You've never looked cooler. 371 00:22:51,816 --> 00:22:55,566 Dennis is gonna have to pry this helmet of my cold, dead noggin. 372 00:22:55,924 --> 00:22:56,924 There's Toby. 373 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,732 Dude, he's sweating and shaking. 374 00:23:07,256 --> 00:23:08,944 Do you saw clues this time? 375 00:23:09,111 --> 00:23:11,650 Paranoia is one of the telltale signs of an abduction. 376 00:23:11,817 --> 00:23:13,715 It's the sign of a guy feeling guilty. 377 00:23:13,882 --> 00:23:17,532 Stop saying stupid things. You're a disgrace to those glasses. 378 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,231 He's bolting, Gus! 379 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,715 He's wandering to unknown areas. 380 00:23:26,882 --> 00:23:28,605 This helmet is not made for running! 381 00:23:28,772 --> 00:23:32,672 I should have borrowed Charlton Heston's scarf from soylent green. 382 00:23:38,828 --> 00:23:40,669 I can't see out these glasses, Shawn. 383 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,919 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 384 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:45,090 We lost him. Son of a... 385 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,221 Hello? Is this Shawn Spencer? 386 00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:53,549 Toby? 387 00:23:53,716 --> 00:23:55,350 Help me. They're following me. 388 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,274 Whoa, whoa. Calm down, man. 389 00:23:57,441 --> 00:23:59,240 - Who's following you? - I don't know. 390 00:23:59,407 --> 00:24:03,250 it's the black dude from star trek and some white guy in a ridiculous helmet. 391 00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:05,360 Which is your opinion. Where are you? 392 00:24:05,921 --> 00:24:09,364 Listen to me. Roy Kessler was telling the truth. 393 00:24:09,874 --> 00:24:10,924 I told you! 394 00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:15,618 - OK. You need to come meet us. - I can't. It's too dangerous. 395 00:24:15,785 --> 00:24:18,250 Meet me in an hour in front of the Lansdowne hotel. 396 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:19,791 Lansdowne. Got it. 397 00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:22,169 Dude, did you just break Dennis' helmet? 398 00:24:23,554 --> 00:24:25,647 Well, it clearly wasn't made for running, Gus. 399 00:24:25,814 --> 00:24:26,814 You... 400 00:24:31,157 --> 00:24:32,930 Was that scarf worth going back to Dennis'? 401 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:34,797 Is soylent green people? 402 00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:38,901 - Let's go get this confession. - The admission that he was abducted. 403 00:24:39,068 --> 00:24:41,040 Let's start with the non-batcrap angle. 404 00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:43,319 You heard him say Kessler was telling the truth. 405 00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:46,034 Gus, you're really putting me in a tough spot here. 406 00:24:46,201 --> 00:24:49,454 You don't think I want to be the guy riffing on how aliens abducted Toby, 407 00:24:50,258 --> 00:24:52,458 and what they did to him on board the mother ship? 408 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,931 They placed an embryo in his stomach that will hatch out his ear in 12 days. 409 00:24:56,098 --> 00:24:59,498 I can't do it! Someone has to hold the sanity bag in this partnership, and 410 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,527 I miss the days when it used to be you. 411 00:25:01,694 --> 00:25:04,257 Shawn, he's exhibiting all the telltale signs. 412 00:25:04,424 --> 00:25:06,774 Paranoia, check! Nervousness, check! 413 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,492 Suicidal tendencies. Check. 414 00:25:21,452 --> 00:25:23,105 Hey, Jules. What's the word? 415 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,262 Well, we just found out that Toby wired 416 00:25:25,429 --> 00:25:28,026 all of the money from his bank account, about 500 grand, 417 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:30,903 to a charity an hour before his death. 418 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:34,074 We haven't found a note yet, but it's looking like suicide. 419 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,033 I don't know about that. 420 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,778 Don't you find strange that a junior lawyer has that kind of account balance? 421 00:25:39,945 --> 00:25:42,457 Not to mention the fact he was Roy Kessler's former co-worker. 422 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,857 Ooh, no, my senses are telling me 423 00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,551 there is more to this. 424 00:25:46,718 --> 00:25:48,130 - Much more. - Settle. 425 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,258 Let me guess. You think the Loch Ness monster did it. 426 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,260 What are you two doing here? 427 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:56,471 - Came to get going on the Shore case. - Why? You're not being hired on it. 428 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:59,558 - You can't be serious. - Shawn, I warned you. 429 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,561 I can't stick my neck out for 2 guys viewed as the village idiots. 430 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,230 Village idiots? Who here thinks that? 431 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:08,916 Dirty Larry! 432 00:26:13,934 --> 00:26:14,934 Sorry. 433 00:26:15,444 --> 00:26:18,042 Look, Gus and I might be a lot of things. Handsome, chiseled. 434 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,446 - Smart. - Urbane. 435 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:22,038 Whatever that means. But not idiots! 436 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:26,918 I'm sorry, guys. 437 00:26:27,518 --> 00:26:28,518 My bad. 438 00:26:30,004 --> 00:26:32,507 That's all me. But Who needs a fan this big? 439 00:26:33,142 --> 00:26:34,676 - Leave now! - Fine. 440 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,176 - Fine. We're audi. - All right... 441 00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:39,112 Smooth move! 442 00:26:39,435 --> 00:26:41,243 Come on, give a brother some credit. 443 00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:43,260 Let's see what we got here. 444 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:44,971 Nada. 445 00:26:45,431 --> 00:26:47,772 Recipe for Juliet's weird cleanse. 446 00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:51,160 - Preliminary coroner's report. - What does it say? 447 00:26:51,327 --> 00:26:54,427 Apparently they found a strange object in Toby's... 448 00:26:54,796 --> 00:26:55,796 Stomach. 449 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,782 - Embryo. - Come on. 450 00:27:01,673 --> 00:27:02,673 Woodrow! 451 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:04,414 Hey, boys. 452 00:27:05,102 --> 00:27:07,781 You have got to try these French fries. They're killer. 453 00:27:08,609 --> 00:27:10,378 - We ate, thanks. - For the last time. 454 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:14,663 We need to talk to you about the autopsy you did on Toby Shore. 455 00:27:15,261 --> 00:27:17,886 - What about it? - We know you're hiding something. 456 00:27:18,446 --> 00:27:19,446 Fine. 457 00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,933 - I stole his watch. - You did what? 458 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,227 Nothing. Hey, how'bout some fried clams? 459 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,188 We want to know what you found in his stomach. 460 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,315 Telling you that will get me in trouble. 461 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:33,235 More or less than you'd get in for looting corpses? 462 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,611 A flash drive. 463 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,495 Now, when you say flash drive, is that coroner code for an alien embryo 464 00:27:37,662 --> 00:27:39,950 - that hatches in the ear? - No, that's "starfish". 465 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,911 This was a legitimate 4 gigabyte flash drive. There were... 466 00:27:45,226 --> 00:27:46,289 I take notes... 467 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,936 abrasions on his lungs, which implied 468 00:27:49,103 --> 00:27:51,127 he swallowed it moments before his death. 469 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,380 Interesting. And the markings on his left arm? 470 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,230 That was a birth mark. 471 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,175 Where is this flash drive now? 472 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,885 It's with Detective Lassiter. 473 00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:01,054 Great. Thanks, Woody. You stay creepy. 474 00:28:01,719 --> 00:28:02,931 You know I will. 475 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:13,511 You know, Spencer, the minute you refused to hire 476 00:28:13,678 --> 00:28:16,236 that smarmy, fortune-telling kid of yours, 477 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:19,270 you officially made it off my crap list. 478 00:28:19,987 --> 00:28:21,057 Here. See? 479 00:28:23,483 --> 00:28:26,053 You actually have a crap list? 480 00:28:26,511 --> 00:28:29,192 I like to keep track of people who've wronged me over the years. 481 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,459 You know, people like your son, my mother... 482 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:33,837 Olympia freakin' Dukakis! 483 00:28:34,628 --> 00:28:35,839 You disturb me. 484 00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:38,148 Do I? 485 00:28:39,476 --> 00:28:40,719 Welcome back, Henry. 486 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:46,164 But I've gotta say it is really nice to be able to do some real police work 487 00:28:46,331 --> 00:28:49,081 without worrying about your son interfering. 488 00:28:52,953 --> 00:28:54,149 What the hell? 489 00:28:59,179 --> 00:29:01,406 Can I get somebody from I.T. Over here? 490 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,284 Dobson, come help me out! 491 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:09,080 I'm not comfortable hacking a police computer. 492 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:13,334 It's his personal one. Which reminds me to check the Internet search history. 493 00:29:14,511 --> 00:29:15,511 All right. 494 00:29:16,785 --> 00:29:17,785 Let's see. 495 00:29:18,789 --> 00:29:20,262 "Grenadefancy.com, 496 00:29:20,429 --> 00:29:22,129 squirrelassassins. Com." 497 00:29:22,367 --> 00:29:23,367 And... 498 00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:26,076 That's gross. 499 00:29:26,243 --> 00:29:27,474 That man needs Jesus. 500 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:30,775 Let's see what's on that flash drive, shall we? 501 00:29:34,746 --> 00:29:37,984 Sorry, Gus, doesn't look like a blueprint for an alien fertility lab. 502 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,234 Shocker! 503 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:42,447 It'sa bunch of legal documents related to Budding textiles. 504 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:44,324 Kessler was working on that case. 505 00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:47,202 He believed the chemical spill was done on purpose. 506 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,661 That is crazy. 507 00:29:58,317 --> 00:30:00,467 - I've got something. - We know. 508 00:30:01,308 --> 00:30:03,338 Damn, I've really gotta stop doing that. 509 00:30:03,505 --> 00:30:05,085 Denny, where are you? 510 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,889 Quick, get out of here! Go! 511 00:30:08,313 --> 00:30:09,463 Denny? Denny? 512 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,852 One minute, babe. 513 00:30:17,761 --> 00:30:19,067 What's going on in here? 514 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:22,259 - Uh, you know, guy stuff. - Steak. 515 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,930 You can't host a football party in your office. 516 00:30:26,097 --> 00:30:27,979 Come on, Taylor just got a safety! 517 00:30:28,146 --> 00:30:30,495 Sweet! I'll be right there, babe. 518 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,458 Bye, Molly. 519 00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:39,076 - What's a safety? - Really? 520 00:30:39,545 --> 00:30:42,132 Dennis, why don't you blow off this party and come with us? 521 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:43,800 Where are we going? 522 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:47,887 I'm not sure, but it involves a small town and some potential danger. 523 00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,389 Oh, that sounds cool. 524 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,622 - How much danger? - But I can't, man. 525 00:30:51,789 --> 00:30:53,289 Molly would kill me! 526 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:56,561 Dennis, you're never gonna know what it feels like to be a normal guy 527 00:30:56,728 --> 00:30:59,607 as long as you're pretending to be something that you're not. 528 00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:00,942 Trust me, he knows. 529 00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:04,279 Come on. It's time for you to get out there 530 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,430 and experience some real-life, non-virtual adventure. 531 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,869 He's right. It's time to come out of the nerd closet. 532 00:31:16,284 --> 00:31:17,834 I'm sorry, guys, I just can't. 533 00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:20,534 I really like having sex with my wife. 534 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,592 Don't say it. What's wrong with you, man? 535 00:31:36,466 --> 00:31:38,773 Now tell me what the hell we're doing here. 536 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,773 Guess who's now the owner of this home 537 00:31:41,023 --> 00:31:44,198 along with the 700 similar ones that make up this tiny town. 538 00:31:44,365 --> 00:31:46,621 Shawn, if you say "us," I'm gonna punch you. 539 00:31:46,788 --> 00:31:48,146 Budding textiles. 540 00:31:48,313 --> 00:31:50,077 It's the last one they purchased. 541 00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:52,887 Why would Budding want a bunch of crappy houses on poisoned land? 542 00:31:53,054 --> 00:31:56,207 Here's a better question... what is the world's coolest truck doing here? 543 00:31:56,374 --> 00:31:57,582 It's a decepticon. 544 00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:00,565 It's not a decepticon, Gus. It was made in Fresno. 545 00:32:00,732 --> 00:32:03,796 Whatever it is, I highly suggest we do not touch it. 546 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,786 - The keys were here. What should I do? - Not start it. 547 00:32:14,953 --> 00:32:16,809 - It's not that easy. - Actually, it is. 548 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:20,745 When Toby said that Roy Kessler was telling the truth, 549 00:32:20,912 --> 00:32:24,484 he didn't mean an abduction. He meant the lawsuit against Budding. 550 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,087 That makes no sense. 551 00:32:26,254 --> 00:32:28,279 Why would they intentionally spill chemicals? 552 00:32:31,622 --> 00:32:33,701 - To get people to leave. - What? 553 00:32:33,951 --> 00:32:36,251 In all the ridiculous science classes over the years, 554 00:32:36,418 --> 00:32:38,289 did you ever learn about hydrocarbons? 555 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:41,501 Of course I did. The organic compounds found mainly in crude oil. 556 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,629 If there's a high percentage of them, does that mean that there's oil? 557 00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:47,006 You'd have to check using a machine 558 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:49,217 that sends vibrations into the earth. 559 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:56,891 - We're in one of those machines! - Why must you always touch stuff? 560 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,488 It stopped shaking. 561 00:33:18,031 --> 00:33:19,425 I feel like a bobblehead. 562 00:33:19,592 --> 00:33:20,790 - Idiot. - Try it. 563 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,317 - No. - Get in on the bit. 564 00:33:22,484 --> 00:33:24,210 - I don't want to. - It's fun! 565 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:27,130 you look ridiculous. Think about it. It all makes sense. 566 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,645 Budding figured out that this was a gold mine. 567 00:33:29,812 --> 00:33:33,157 So what does he do? He orchestrates a chemical spill to drive everyone away. 568 00:33:33,324 --> 00:33:34,869 That way he wouldn't have to share. 569 00:33:35,036 --> 00:33:38,480 Exactly. Which, I imagine, dwarfs the cost of lawsuits and land purchases. 570 00:33:38,647 --> 00:33:41,394 - And Kessler was onto all of this. - Which sort of freaks me out. 571 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:42,644 Why? 572 00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:47,355 Because it makes me wonder what else he was telling the truth about. 573 00:34:04,338 --> 00:34:06,438 I don't want to get probed, Gus! 574 00:34:06,872 --> 00:34:10,472 What are you worried about? You're the one who's less exotic! 575 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:30,693 Get in here! 576 00:34:50,504 --> 00:34:52,882 Well, boys... Start talking. 577 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:56,052 About what, exactly? How'bout a story? Would you like to hear a story? 578 00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,846 - Please. I always enjoy a good one. - All right. 579 00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:01,649 Once upon a time there was this greedy ceo. 580 00:35:01,816 --> 00:35:04,143 - Think, what, Stephen Lang? - "Esque." 581 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:07,522 He wanted to kill this lawyer, because the lawyer was on the verge of ruining 582 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,259 his plan. But he couldn't, 583 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:12,235 because the lawyer had prepared a legitimate case against him. 584 00:35:12,696 --> 00:35:14,596 Hot start. Please continue. 585 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,375 He figured out that if he could make the lawyer look wacko, 586 00:35:17,542 --> 00:35:21,202 the case would be dismissed as some nutty conspiracy theory. But how? 587 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:24,163 And ten years ago, Kessler claimed to have seen, 588 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:26,034 you got it, a ufo! 589 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:30,545 Light bulb. He would convince the lawyer he'd witnessed an abduction. 590 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,378 He already had this fancy copter, 591 00:35:32,757 --> 00:35:36,549 so he add extra lighting, pump some Enya b-sides through the sound system, 592 00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:39,011 and figure out how to trip the electricity. 593 00:35:39,261 --> 00:35:42,807 - He most likely used an EMP device. - What is that, a pregnancy test? 594 00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:45,977 Doesn't make any sense. Let me tell the story. 595 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,895 EMT, that's electrical pulses. 596 00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:51,691 There's a fine line between being knowledgeable and arrogant. 597 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,866 Enough! I'm on the edge of my seat here. 598 00:35:55,033 --> 00:35:58,638 Right. Well, it all worked like a charm, with one exception. 599 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:03,119 See, the young lawyer that he paid 500 gs to to set up this guy, 600 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:07,123 had a change of heart once he came across the dismissed-case file. 601 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:10,501 But it was still just a minor mishap for our ceo 602 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,010 because he is a problem solver. 603 00:36:24,862 --> 00:36:26,434 - I like his style. - Yeah. 604 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:29,434 And he was in the clear until he came across 605 00:36:29,745 --> 00:36:33,357 two young go-getters, and they were onto everything. 606 00:36:38,027 --> 00:36:39,932 Who he then proceeded to let go 607 00:36:40,099 --> 00:36:42,533 because they promised not to tell a soul. 608 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:45,036 They swore. Because that's stronger than a promise. 609 00:36:47,488 --> 00:36:48,929 That's not gonna happen. 610 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:50,041 It's not? 611 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:54,086 And to think I only picked you up for trespassing. 612 00:36:56,509 --> 00:36:57,934 Take 'em out back. 613 00:36:58,753 --> 00:37:01,969 Don't worry, I texted my dad. The cops will be here any minute. 614 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,977 - Who is it? - Messenger service. 615 00:37:11,608 --> 00:37:13,439 I have a delivery for you to sign. 616 00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:15,435 - What's he doing here? - I don't know. 617 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,042 - Let's see some I.D. - Yeah, yeah. Sure. 618 00:37:28,954 --> 00:37:29,914 Holy... 619 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:37,839 and he spent the rest of his miserable life in jail. The end. 620 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,006 My lip! 621 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:44,011 - Dude, how'd you find us? - I cloned Shawn's cell phone earlier. 622 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:46,764 I think I did some real damage to my pre-molars. 623 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:47,807 It's OK. 624 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,652 You looked like a badass until you clocked yourself in the face. 625 00:37:50,819 --> 00:37:53,983 - You needed this, man! - Hands in the air! 626 00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:59,193 You, hands in the air! 627 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:00,695 Put those down! 628 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,196 Put 'em down! 629 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,907 No, Lassie, don't do it! No, wait! Not him! 630 00:38:12,193 --> 00:38:13,693 He didn't need that. 631 00:38:22,174 --> 00:38:23,509 - I see it now. - Right? 632 00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,887 I look like I finished a set at Lilith fair. 633 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:33,644 All right, let me have it. 634 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,901 I have better things to do with my time than gloat about being a hero. 635 00:38:37,068 --> 00:38:40,722 And the fact that you caused one of our friends to whiz himself. 636 00:38:40,889 --> 00:38:42,286 I'm here for police advice. 637 00:38:43,493 --> 00:38:45,406 - Really? - No, it's boogie time. 638 00:38:48,709 --> 00:38:51,329 Is there ever a high road between you guys? 639 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:54,532 Jerks. 640 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:55,967 Well, well, well, 641 00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:59,795 if it isn't "ignore your son's urgent text" man. 642 00:39:00,045 --> 00:39:02,465 Good thing you told Juliet, and she took it seriously. 643 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:05,743 I thought you were still goofing around. Your credibility hasn't been too high. 644 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,112 That's no excuse. 645 00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:10,479 You can make it up to us by approving these expenses. 646 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:14,602 What? $7,000 in dental work for Dennis Gogolack? 647 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,521 - And a new pair of underpants. - 22 packs of razzles? 648 00:39:17,771 --> 00:39:21,183 Season tickets to the Los Angeles sparks of the WNBA? 649 00:39:21,350 --> 00:39:22,777 Are you serious? 650 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,571 - As a Rebecca Lobo set shot. - Glass! 651 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,872 I'll think about it. In the meantime, 652 00:39:28,122 --> 00:39:31,236 chief Vick wants you take a look at this counterfeit thing. 653 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:35,407 Oh, look at that! Now you want us. Well, guess what. It's gonna cost you. 654 00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:37,458 How much? 655 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,001 - Two grand. - 1,500. 656 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:41,712 Sorry, heroes don't work for less than two large. 657 00:39:43,016 --> 00:39:43,814 Fine. 658 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:46,535 Sweet. Now can we see you make it official? 659 00:39:46,702 --> 00:39:50,096 Yeah, just put it right in the old, uh, bibbity-bobbity. 660 00:39:51,066 --> 00:39:53,557 What? Thanks, dad. We'll start tomorrow. 661 00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:54,725 Why not now? 662 00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,436 Because we've got to visit some friends. 663 00:40:12,378 --> 00:40:14,870 Oh, my God, Shawn, you look like Billie Jean king. 664 00:40:17,802 --> 00:40:20,292 - Detonate the pillar of Attu! - I know how to play! 665 00:40:20,542 --> 00:40:22,621 I've gotta say, I can't thank you enough 666 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:25,673 for clearing my name. I don't know how I'll ever repay you. 667 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:29,802 We do have a coroner buddy who's in some hot water over a stolen watch. 668 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:31,762 - Consider him represented. - Thanks. 669 00:40:32,012 --> 00:40:33,139 This experience 670 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:36,212 has taught me a really important lesson when it comes to 671 00:40:36,379 --> 00:40:38,728 some of the crazy stuff that I often see. 672 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,521 That there's an explanation? 673 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:44,910 No, it's that the eyes never lie. Did I tell you guys I once saw bigfoot? 674 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:46,879 What? 675 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:50,322 - You think I'm nuts. - Male or female? 676 00:40:50,572 --> 00:40:52,700 - Was he driving a school bus? - No... 677 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:58,304 babe... Hey. 678 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,252 Where am I standing right now? 679 00:41:04,006 --> 00:41:06,130 Denny... What's going on? 680 00:41:06,761 --> 00:41:09,333 You know, it's dudes being dudes. 681 00:41:09,591 --> 00:41:10,801 Cigars. 682 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,640 So listen... There's something I need to tell you. 683 00:41:27,022 --> 00:41:28,569 I'm not actually a jock. 684 00:41:31,087 --> 00:41:32,437 I'm a giant nerd. 685 00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:37,036 - I don't know what to say. - Are you angry? 686 00:41:37,441 --> 00:41:38,836 No, I'm pissed. 687 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:45,003 Do you know that I've seen every single episode 688 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:48,339 of the original Battlestar Galactica, like, 50 times? 689 00:41:49,501 --> 00:41:52,384 I never told you 'cause I thought you'd look down on that stuff. 690 00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:54,095 You've gotta be kidding. 691 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,230 No. What do you think I was watching 692 00:41:56,397 --> 00:41:58,599 while you went away on that business conference? 693 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:02,061 I wasn't at a business conf... I was at Comic-Con! 694 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,897 No way. I wanted to go to that! 695 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:06,690 I love you. 696 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:09,075 I love you. 697 00:42:12,216 --> 00:42:14,899 She just got even hotter. What?