1 00:00:01,498 --> 00:00:03,432 Whoo! 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,734 Oh, man. God! 3 00:00:05,802 --> 00:00:08,270 You really caught me flush with that mic stand, Billy. 4 00:00:08,338 --> 00:00:09,638 Oh, it's a flesh wound, mate. 5 00:00:09,706 --> 00:00:11,340 Here, let me get a good look at it. 6 00:00:11,408 --> 00:00:13,042 Is it terrible? 7 00:00:13,566 --> 00:00:15,934 Uh, no, you can barely see it. 8 00:00:16,002 --> 00:00:18,704 - It's borderline nonexistent. - All right. 9 00:00:18,772 --> 00:00:20,305 It feels like the blood is streaming 10 00:00:20,373 --> 00:00:21,740 out of the back of my head, Billy. 11 00:00:21,808 --> 00:00:23,175 No, it'll heal. 12 00:00:23,243 --> 00:00:24,810 Billy Lipps! 13 00:00:28,148 --> 00:00:30,449 That show was the rockin' nuts! 14 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:34,253 Especially when you sang Rockin' Nuts as an encore. 15 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,955 Yeah. Who are you two? 16 00:00:37,023 --> 00:00:39,391 Who are we? You don't remember? 17 00:00:39,459 --> 00:00:41,827 Billy, it's me, Shawn Spencer, man. 18 00:00:41,895 --> 00:00:43,595 This is my partner, Domo Arigato.... 19 00:00:43,663 --> 00:00:45,164 Ahh. 20 00:00:45,231 --> 00:00:48,033 Oh, yeah, I sort of remember the black kid. 21 00:00:48,101 --> 00:00:50,002 Billy! Billy! Billy Lipps! 22 00:00:50,070 --> 00:00:51,603 Oh, man! 23 00:00:51,671 --> 00:00:53,772 I've been a fan of yours since the Dapshats. 24 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,441 All right. Brewski. 25 00:00:55,508 --> 00:00:58,911 - Cheers. - Wait a minute. Dad? 26 00:00:58,978 --> 00:01:00,779 Shawn? Gus? What are you doing here? 27 00:01:00,847 --> 00:01:02,448 I'm working with the SBPD 28 00:01:02,515 --> 00:01:05,117 on this little cold-case investigation of Melinda Lane. 29 00:01:05,185 --> 00:01:06,686 You know, that groupie that mysteriously died 30 00:01:06,749 --> 00:01:08,149 at your mansion. 31 00:01:08,217 --> 00:01:09,951 Wait a minute. You're here on a case? 32 00:01:10,019 --> 00:01:11,299 Yes, as a matter of fact, we are. 33 00:01:11,354 --> 00:01:13,021 - It's, like, our third one. - Boom. 34 00:01:13,089 --> 00:01:14,089 We're trying to impress Chief Dick. 35 00:01:14,156 --> 00:01:15,290 Chief Vick. 36 00:01:15,358 --> 00:01:16,958 - Vick? - Yes. 37 00:01:17,026 --> 00:01:18,426 Yeah, uh, look, why are you bringing up 38 00:01:18,494 --> 00:01:20,261 this whole Melinda Lane business? 39 00:01:20,329 --> 00:01:24,691 Because, Lipps, there are some very interesting tidbits 40 00:01:24,811 --> 00:01:26,172 in your recently released biography 41 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:27,580 that shed some damning new light 42 00:01:27,648 --> 00:01:29,582 on the Melinda Lane murder investigation. 43 00:01:29,650 --> 00:01:30,530 Huh, that's my book. 44 00:01:30,611 --> 00:01:32,862 You remember Melinda, don't you, Billy? 45 00:01:32,984 --> 00:01:35,086 Sorry, Billy. I'm the one that tipped them off. 46 00:01:35,153 --> 00:01:37,254 But don't worry--I told them that you could explain away 47 00:01:37,322 --> 00:01:39,056 any tidbits they may have. 48 00:01:39,124 --> 00:01:41,792 - Ha. - For example, and I quote, 49 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:43,527 "I woke up in my bed that fateful night 50 00:01:43,595 --> 00:01:45,930 "and couldn't help but smell Melinda's perfume 51 00:01:45,997 --> 00:01:47,898 that she always wore all over me." 52 00:01:47,966 --> 00:01:50,334 - Don't ever do that again. - Sorry. 53 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:53,771 Now, Billy, in our previous interviews, you stated 54 00:01:53,839 --> 00:01:55,473 that you and Melinda didn't speak 55 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,975 the night she was murdered because of a falling out. 56 00:01:58,043 --> 00:01:59,877 Now, if that were the case, 57 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:01,912 why was her scent all over your clothes? 58 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:04,014 Don't answer that yet. 59 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,584 Chapter four-- "I had scratches on my chest, 60 00:02:06,651 --> 00:02:08,486 "but the dense, meerkat-like fur that covers my torso 61 00:02:08,553 --> 00:02:10,755 made them invisible to the naked eye." 62 00:02:10,822 --> 00:02:13,057 Who gave you those scratches, Billy? 63 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:15,092 Was it Melinda Lane, as you smothered her face 64 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,360 with a pillow and murdered her? 65 00:02:16,394 --> 00:02:18,129 Go ahead, Billy. 66 00:02:18,196 --> 00:02:21,065 Read him the riot act, man. Tell him how wrong he is. 67 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:22,666 What do you say we continue this little chat 68 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:24,168 down at the station, huh? 69 00:02:24,236 --> 00:02:26,170 W-w-whoa, whoa. Just wait one second, 70 00:02:26,238 --> 00:02:28,706 okay, Detective Lassiter? 71 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,607 - Gus. - Yeah. 72 00:02:29,674 --> 00:02:32,076 Oh, yeah. What? 73 00:02:34,012 --> 00:02:38,582 ♪ Rockin' nuts 74 00:02:44,856 --> 00:02:46,757 I'm just not sure I follow you, Jules. 75 00:02:46,825 --> 00:02:47,992 Shawn, we've eaten at Thank The Lard 76 00:02:48,059 --> 00:02:49,426 three times this week. 77 00:02:49,494 --> 00:02:50,995 Plus, it's Saturday night. 78 00:02:51,062 --> 00:02:51,996 You know what? You're right. 79 00:02:52,063 --> 00:02:53,664 I'm taking you to Fuddruckers. 80 00:02:53,732 --> 00:02:56,333 ♪ You're invited, lucky you ♪ 81 00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:58,402 ♪ to a party, whoop-de-do ♪ 82 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,171 ♪ there'll be wine and cocktails too ♪ 83 00:03:00,238 --> 00:03:03,307 ♪ who's your host? I wish I knew ♪ 84 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:05,576 ♪ you're invited 85 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:09,246 ♪ don't be a D-bag and be late ♪ 86 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:13,417 ♪ you have a plus-one 87 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,654 "Bella Rosa Mansion. 88 00:03:16,721 --> 00:03:18,189 "Tonight. 7:00 P.M. 89 00:03:18,256 --> 00:03:20,791 RSVP now. No cameras." 90 00:03:20,859 --> 00:03:22,660 Shawn, I have wanted to go to the Bella Rosa Mansion 91 00:03:22,727 --> 00:03:24,028 since I moved to Santa Barbara. 92 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:25,496 It's a stunning landmark. 93 00:03:25,564 --> 00:03:26,964 I bet they have those things in the bathroom 94 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:29,500 - that hose off your bum. - Huh? 95 00:03:29,568 --> 00:03:33,037 Shawn Spencer and Juliet O'Hara are in. 96 00:03:33,104 --> 00:03:34,605 Wait, is it weird that we don't know 97 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,640 who invited us or why we were invited? 98 00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:38,388 Jules, I think it's mysterious by design. 99 00:03:38,443 --> 00:03:40,511 It may be one of those Eyes Wide Shut shindigs 100 00:03:40,579 --> 00:03:42,246 with the masks or a Boogie Nights shindig 101 00:03:42,314 --> 00:03:43,781 with lots of cocaine. 102 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:48,152 Either way, I am talking about exposed boobies. 103 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,687 You know what? I don't care. 104 00:03:49,754 --> 00:03:51,856 I'm gonna wear my one-of-a-kind vintage Oscar de la Renta dress! 105 00:03:51,923 --> 00:03:53,457 Wait a minute. 106 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,626 That guy boxes and designs dresses? 107 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:56,994 That's just plain impressive. 108 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,596 Hey, Carlton. Really? 109 00:03:58,663 --> 00:04:00,164 What? 110 00:04:00,232 --> 00:04:01,165 And you're sure that you need me? 111 00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:02,566 - No, you don't. - Okay. 112 00:04:04,169 --> 00:04:05,703 We got some news on a missing-persons case. 113 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:07,204 It doesn't look like I'm gonna make it. 114 00:04:07,272 --> 00:04:09,173 - That sucks. - But don't invite anybody else. 115 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:11,141 There's still an outside chance I might make it later. 116 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,770 Are you kidding? I wouldn't dream of it. 117 00:04:12,777 --> 00:04:14,612 - Okay. - Careful out there. 118 00:04:14,679 --> 00:04:16,847 - Hi, Gus. - Hey, Jules. 119 00:04:16,915 --> 00:04:19,383 Dude, I have an extra ticket to a mysterious party 120 00:04:19,451 --> 00:04:21,870 at a sweet mansion tonight-- you're my first choice. 121 00:04:21,990 --> 00:04:23,390 What? I am so in. 122 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:25,726 ♪ It's a secret party 123 00:04:25,794 --> 00:04:27,861 ♪ it's a secret party 124 00:04:27,929 --> 00:04:29,330 - ♪ Pri-ivate party - ♪ It's a secret party 125 00:04:29,397 --> 00:04:30,564 ♪ let's go see some boobs 126 00:04:46,214 --> 00:04:49,283 Oh! Are you kidding me? 127 00:04:49,351 --> 00:04:50,551 What is your major malfunction? 128 00:04:50,619 --> 00:04:52,119 I stepped in scat, man! 129 00:04:52,187 --> 00:04:54,888 - Scatman crothers? - No, panther scat. 130 00:04:54,956 --> 00:04:58,359 Gus, don't be the second time ever I saw your face. 131 00:04:58,426 --> 00:05:00,394 I know my scat, Shawn. 132 00:05:09,437 --> 00:05:11,739 What's up? 133 00:05:11,806 --> 00:05:13,073 Well, good evening, kind sir. 134 00:05:13,141 --> 00:05:14,742 You're a half hour early. 135 00:05:14,809 --> 00:05:16,343 We got stuck in traffic. 136 00:05:16,411 --> 00:05:17,978 I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my plus-one. 137 00:05:18,046 --> 00:05:20,014 Juliet O'Hara? 138 00:05:20,081 --> 00:05:21,448 You invited Juliet before me? 139 00:05:21,516 --> 00:05:23,017 It's true. I invited her first. 140 00:05:23,084 --> 00:05:24,652 But I brought you. You know what I'm saying? 141 00:05:24,719 --> 00:05:26,654 - Not really. - Let's party. 142 00:05:26,721 --> 00:05:28,055 Enter, gentlemen. 143 00:05:30,925 --> 00:05:34,728 - Licorice pastels--12:00. - That's amazing. 144 00:05:38,366 --> 00:05:40,401 Give me your phones. 145 00:05:40,468 --> 00:05:42,403 What? Why do you need our phones? 146 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:45,439 Because your host doesn't need you shooting photos of him 147 00:05:45,507 --> 00:05:47,408 and putting them on the interweb. 148 00:05:47,475 --> 00:05:49,443 - Oh... - I'll buy that. 149 00:05:49,511 --> 00:05:51,512 I got it. I got it. Here you go. 150 00:05:51,579 --> 00:05:55,249 So, uh, sir, we still haven't gotten your name. 151 00:05:55,317 --> 00:05:56,517 Clizby. 152 00:05:57,719 --> 00:05:59,420 Clizby? 153 00:05:59,487 --> 00:06:01,221 "Th" sound? 154 00:06:01,289 --> 00:06:03,257 Clizby. 155 00:06:03,325 --> 00:06:04,525 Okay. 156 00:06:04,592 --> 00:06:06,593 So, uh, Clizby. 157 00:06:06,661 --> 00:06:08,929 Who might our host be? 158 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,801 I'll tell you what, Clizby, 159 00:06:13,868 --> 00:06:16,136 I've got an Abe Lincoln with your name on it 160 00:06:16,204 --> 00:06:17,938 if you give us a tour of this joint, you feel me? 161 00:06:18,006 --> 00:06:19,640 That means you get to keep the $5. 162 00:06:21,409 --> 00:06:22,710 I was hoping to get 2 back, actually. 163 00:06:22,777 --> 00:06:25,179 So, Clizby... 164 00:06:25,246 --> 00:06:29,183 how long have you worked for Denzel Washington? 165 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,885 Uh, what he meant to say was, 166 00:06:31,953 --> 00:06:34,421 how long have you worked for Wendy's founder Dave Thomas? 167 00:06:34,489 --> 00:06:35,522 He's dead, Shawn. 168 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:36,990 - Is he really? - Yes. 169 00:06:37,058 --> 00:06:38,625 I'm so sorry for your loss, sir. 170 00:06:38,693 --> 00:06:41,995 I've been working for my boss for 25 years. 171 00:06:42,063 --> 00:06:45,766 Wow. Muhammad Ali must really value you as an employee. 172 00:06:52,073 --> 00:06:53,874 So, Clizby, 173 00:06:53,942 --> 00:06:55,743 is there an itinerary for the evening? 174 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:58,045 There will be a six-course meal, 175 00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:00,647 followed by live entertainment. 176 00:07:00,715 --> 00:07:01,915 I see. 177 00:07:01,983 --> 00:07:05,219 Uh, ooh. Cliz, who is this guy? 178 00:07:05,286 --> 00:07:06,453 - Oh! - It's all right, buddy. 179 00:07:06,521 --> 00:07:08,422 It's--it's okay. 180 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:10,357 I'm sorry--my partner has an intense fear of toupees, 181 00:07:10,425 --> 00:07:12,092 tied to his grandfather. 182 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,161 - He used to whup me. - For his fear of toupees. 183 00:07:14,229 --> 00:07:15,863 It was a vicious cycle. 184 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:17,765 This is the original owner of the house, 185 00:07:17,832 --> 00:07:19,166 Bucky Sharavino. 186 00:07:19,234 --> 00:07:20,968 He was a chocolatier. 187 00:07:21,035 --> 00:07:23,737 My boss rented this mansion from Bucky's estate. 188 00:07:23,805 --> 00:07:27,808 Legend has it that Bucky built his own secret chocolate room. 189 00:07:27,876 --> 00:07:30,611 Does legend say where this room is exactly? 190 00:07:30,678 --> 00:07:33,547 Rumor has it it's somewhere near the living room. 191 00:07:35,817 --> 00:07:38,952 - Excuse me. - Of course. 192 00:07:43,425 --> 00:07:44,825 ♪ Let's all do the chocolate dance ♪ 193 00:07:44,893 --> 00:07:46,326 ♪ Yah-yah-yah-yah chocolate dance ♪ 194 00:07:46,394 --> 00:07:48,028 ♪ Let's all do the chocolate dance ♪ 195 00:07:48,096 --> 00:07:49,029 - ♪ It's an entire-- - ♪ Oh, yeah 196 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,168 ♪ Let's all do the chocolate dance ♪ 197 00:07:54,235 --> 00:07:55,669 ♪ Chocolate dance, chocolate dance, yeah! ♪ 198 00:07:55,737 --> 00:07:57,438 ♪ Let's all do the chocolate dance ♪ 199 00:07:57,505 --> 00:07:58,872 - ♪ Chocolate - ♪ It's an entire room 200 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:00,641 And please leave a message. 201 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:02,309 Hey, Shawn, it's me. 202 00:08:02,377 --> 00:08:04,278 Look, we found that missing person's vehicle 203 00:08:04,345 --> 00:08:06,013 and we're processing it for evidence, 204 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,582 but I am still hoping that I can make it to the party. 205 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:10,984 Just makes me so sad to think of you there all by yourself. 206 00:08:11,052 --> 00:08:12,419 They found blood in the car. 207 00:08:12,487 --> 00:08:15,823 You're not making it to that party. 208 00:08:23,398 --> 00:08:25,699 - Oh, good evening. - Oh, hello. 209 00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:27,134 I'm Leslie. 210 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,002 I'm Gus. This is Shawn. 211 00:08:29,070 --> 00:08:31,538 I was wondering, perhaps, do you two know 212 00:08:31,606 --> 00:08:35,609 who's ho--ho--ho--hos-- 213 00:08:35,677 --> 00:08:36,610 hosting? 214 00:08:36,678 --> 00:08:38,045 We thought you might know. 215 00:08:38,112 --> 00:08:40,781 Oh. 216 00:08:40,849 --> 00:08:43,684 Excuse me. 217 00:08:43,751 --> 00:08:48,388 I have to get home to my son, Germaine. 218 00:08:48,456 --> 00:08:49,890 I'm sure his father can watch him 219 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:50,991 while you enjoy a night out. 220 00:08:51,059 --> 00:08:52,192 What father? 221 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:55,262 He's never met his father! 222 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,231 Oh, I'm sorry. 223 00:08:57,298 --> 00:09:00,601 I-I-I'm a single mom, 224 00:09:00,668 --> 00:09:03,403 and this is a s-s-s-- 225 00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:07,474 it's a s-s-sensitive subject. 226 00:09:07,542 --> 00:09:09,209 - Oh. - Sure, I can imagine, yeah. 227 00:09:09,277 --> 00:09:10,310 Harry's here. 228 00:09:10,378 --> 00:09:12,045 Uh, don't get up. 229 00:09:12,113 --> 00:09:14,314 You! 230 00:09:14,382 --> 00:09:16,917 You were our bumber-one Snoopy back in the gay. 231 00:09:19,521 --> 00:09:21,054 Excuse me. 232 00:09:21,122 --> 00:09:22,456 Excuse me. 233 00:09:22,524 --> 00:09:24,591 Spencer. Guster. 234 00:09:24,659 --> 00:09:25,826 Do you have any idea who's hosting this thing? 235 00:09:25,894 --> 00:09:28,395 I'm Magellan, I'm Magellan. 236 00:09:28,463 --> 00:09:30,163 - He's Magellan. - Your mama's Magellan. 237 00:09:30,231 --> 00:09:32,432 - Shawn? - What? 238 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:33,901 Oh. 239 00:09:33,968 --> 00:09:36,703 Good evening. I'm Martin Kahn-- 240 00:09:36,771 --> 00:09:39,907 Harvard, class of '86. 241 00:09:39,974 --> 00:09:41,975 - 1986? - Burton Guster. 242 00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:44,278 Pomona College, class of '98. 243 00:09:44,345 --> 00:09:47,581 "Pomona College." 244 00:09:50,752 --> 00:09:53,420 So, Martin, do you know who's hosting this evening? 245 00:09:53,488 --> 00:09:57,457 Of course, but I'm not one to ruin a surprise, now, am I? 246 00:09:57,525 --> 00:10:01,862 How should we know? We've only just met. 247 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,205 My bad. 248 00:10:14,008 --> 00:10:15,542 Some very interesting tidbits 249 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:17,377 in your recently released biography. 250 00:10:17,445 --> 00:10:18,712 Got it. 251 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,213 You are Martin Kahn, 252 00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:22,249 the biographer who wrote Rock Bottom, 253 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,351 which makes you Highway Harry, 254 00:10:24,419 --> 00:10:28,055 longtime manager of Billy Lipps and the guys behind me, 255 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:30,724 which also means that he didn't call you a "Gay Snoopy." 256 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,960 He was saying you were their number-one groupie 257 00:10:33,027 --> 00:10:34,394 back in the day. 258 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:39,533 Ooh! 259 00:10:39,601 --> 00:10:41,802 Which means our host can only be-- 260 00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:44,304 Hello, everybody. 261 00:10:49,043 --> 00:10:51,244 Billy Lipps. 262 00:10:51,312 --> 00:10:53,080 Good to see you. Thanks for coming. 263 00:10:53,147 --> 00:10:56,316 As you all know, I've been in prison for the last five years, 264 00:10:56,384 --> 00:10:59,019 serving my sentence for the manslaughter 265 00:10:59,087 --> 00:11:00,787 of Melinda Lane. 266 00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:02,956 Uh, Shawn, this is awkward. 267 00:11:03,024 --> 00:11:04,157 Learned a lot of lessons in the clink, 268 00:11:04,225 --> 00:11:06,727 like perseverance, redemption, 269 00:11:06,794 --> 00:11:08,895 and when your androgynous bunk mate "Appetite" 270 00:11:08,963 --> 00:11:11,164 says he's gonna shiv you for not sharing your cherry jubilee, 271 00:11:11,232 --> 00:11:12,532 it's not an idle threat. 272 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,267 Oh! 273 00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:17,337 Might I inquire who the empty seat is for? 274 00:11:17,405 --> 00:11:21,041 My guess is Rip, but he'll never show. 275 00:11:21,109 --> 00:11:23,777 He hates Highway Harry with a passion 276 00:11:23,845 --> 00:11:26,013 because he shafted him on song royalties. 277 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,681 I'm in Mensa. 278 00:11:27,749 --> 00:11:29,850 But what is important is that I discovered 279 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:32,185 the power of faith. 280 00:11:32,253 --> 00:11:33,787 I found God. 281 00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:35,789 - Jesus. - Oh. 282 00:11:35,857 --> 00:11:37,224 And I asked them to strike down appetite 283 00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:39,860 with a holy vengeance. 284 00:11:39,927 --> 00:11:41,662 But they didn't, so now I'm Jewish. 285 00:11:41,729 --> 00:11:44,498 Full on. Wear the hat and everything. 286 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:47,200 Legit. 287 00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:48,969 Seriously, Harry. I'm Jewish. 288 00:11:49,037 --> 00:11:50,470 You can't tell those jokes anymore. 289 00:11:50,538 --> 00:11:51,872 - Barbra Streisand. - No, I'm serious. 290 00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:53,940 - Steven Spielberg. - Stop it. 291 00:11:54,008 --> 00:11:55,075 - Benihana. - Stop! 292 00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:56,777 - Bojangles! - Stop it. 293 00:11:56,844 --> 00:11:58,945 Ricardo Montalban. 294 00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:01,581 Anyway, the reason that I brought you all here tonight 295 00:12:01,649 --> 00:12:03,684 is to tell you that prison 296 00:12:03,751 --> 00:12:06,253 was the best thing that ever happened to me. 297 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,754 I mean, sure, my gorgeous angel of a wife 298 00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:09,489 fell in love with Derek Hough, 299 00:12:09,557 --> 00:12:12,559 the blond bastard-face from Dancing with the Stars, 300 00:12:12,627 --> 00:12:14,795 but it's all right. It's okay. 301 00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:17,397 I'm clean now. I'm sober. 302 00:12:17,465 --> 00:12:20,267 I'm writing songs again. I'm circumcised. 303 00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:22,669 Doing pilates. Don't. 304 00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:26,707 I just want to say thank you. 305 00:12:26,774 --> 00:12:29,943 This is a celebration is what it is! 306 00:12:30,011 --> 00:12:32,446 It's a celebration of new beginnings... 307 00:12:32,513 --> 00:12:34,614 - And of life! - L'Chaim! 308 00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:40,320 Oof. 309 00:12:41,823 --> 00:12:44,458 Harry? 310 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:45,469 Oh! 311 00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,468 ♪ I know you know 312 00:12:54,535 --> 00:12:56,236 ♪ that I'm not telling the truth ♪ 313 00:12:56,304 --> 00:12:57,838 ♪ I know you know 314 00:12:57,905 --> 00:12:59,506 ♪ they just don't have any proof ♪ 315 00:12:59,574 --> 00:13:00,674 ♪ embrace the deception 316 00:13:00,742 --> 00:13:02,776 ♪ learn how to bend 317 00:13:02,844 --> 00:13:04,265 ♪ your worst inhibitions 318 00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:06,597 ♪ tend to psych you out in the end ♪ 319 00:13:06,856 --> 00:13:14,268 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 320 00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:16,623 Excuse me. I'm a registered nurse. 321 00:13:16,691 --> 00:13:18,525 Sorry. I was a registered nurse. 322 00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:22,095 I was ter-t-t-ter--ter-- 323 00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:23,296 Spit it out, woman. 324 00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:24,765 I was fired. 325 00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:26,867 Let go. 326 00:13:28,603 --> 00:13:30,804 This man is dead. 327 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,174 I, for one, am not surprised. 328 00:13:34,242 --> 00:13:36,576 I mean, the man had one functioning valve 329 00:13:36,644 --> 00:13:37,577 in his heart. 330 00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:39,079 Martin's right. 331 00:13:39,147 --> 00:13:40,480 I mean, Highway has flat-lined and died 332 00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:41,915 at least ten times before. 333 00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:44,023 I, too, am saddened by the passing of Highway Harry. 334 00:13:44,085 --> 00:13:46,920 So, in his honor, I would like to volunteer to eat his meal. 335 00:13:46,988 --> 00:13:48,021 We're splitting that food down the middle. 336 00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:49,356 Too late, Shawn. I called it. 337 00:13:49,423 --> 00:13:50,823 We split the food of the dead 50/50. 338 00:13:50,825 --> 00:13:51,825 - Man! - That's always been the deal. 339 00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:53,660 - Fine! - Listen up. 340 00:13:53,728 --> 00:13:55,462 Tonight's Mitzvah will now be in Highway's honor. 341 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,765 And a proper Kevurah-- that means funeral-- 342 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:02,702 will take place mañana once we perform the Tahara. 343 00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:04,337 Did he just do a mash-up of Yiddish and Spanish? 344 00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:05,605 He sure did. It's like a matzo-dilla. 345 00:14:05,673 --> 00:14:07,474 That sounds delicious. 346 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,177 Excuse me, Billy, but you're the one who's Jewish. 347 00:14:10,244 --> 00:14:12,179 - Yeah, that's right, mate. - So why does Highway Harry... 348 00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:14,815 get a Jewish funeral? 349 00:14:14,882 --> 00:14:16,783 Wait a minute. You're here on a case? 350 00:14:16,851 --> 00:14:19,219 It's, like, our third one. Trying to impress chief dick. 351 00:14:19,287 --> 00:14:20,654 Martin, are you questioning my faith? 352 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,222 Hava nagila! 353 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,591 Hava! I'm having a vision. 354 00:14:24,659 --> 00:14:26,560 What the heck are you doing? 355 00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,098 You better run, Rip! 356 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:33,767 Aah! 357 00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:35,335 Uh... 358 00:14:35,403 --> 00:14:38,071 I'm gonna shiv you just like that androgynous boy shivved me! 359 00:14:38,139 --> 00:14:39,806 Mick had Keith. 360 00:14:39,874 --> 00:14:41,141 Axl had Slash. 361 00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:43,076 Morrissey had Johnny. 362 00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:44,477 And Billy has Rip. 363 00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:48,415 Stop. Stop. Stop! 364 00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,317 Martin, of course, was correct. 365 00:14:50,384 --> 00:14:52,319 That empty seat was meant for Billy's loyal guitarist, 366 00:14:52,386 --> 00:14:54,354 but here's the twist. 367 00:14:54,422 --> 00:14:56,423 He's been here all night long, Lionel Richie style, 368 00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:58,191 lurking, waiting for the opportunity 369 00:14:58,259 --> 00:14:59,593 to get back at Highway Harry 370 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,228 for cheating him out of song royalties. 371 00:15:01,295 --> 00:15:03,897 This man did not die of natural causes. 372 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:05,265 Say what? 373 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,466 He was hit in the back of the head 374 00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,034 during the blackout. 375 00:15:08,102 --> 00:15:10,537 Uh, Shawn, we need to call Lassie and Jules immediately. 376 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,572 Yes, that's a good idea. 377 00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:22,849 The line is dead. 378 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,517 Probably the storm. 379 00:15:24,585 --> 00:15:27,787 I experienced a similar one years ago, 380 00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:30,523 when I was at Harvard. 381 00:15:30,591 --> 00:15:33,159 Ooh! Ooh! These pork-belly bites of Clizby's 382 00:15:33,227 --> 00:15:36,630 are like divine nuggets of God's heroin meat. 383 00:15:36,697 --> 00:15:38,265 Clizby! 384 00:15:38,332 --> 00:15:40,200 We are going to need to access our cell phones 385 00:15:40,268 --> 00:15:41,835 so that we can call the police. 386 00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:48,775 They're gone. 387 00:15:50,478 --> 00:15:52,579 Uh, Clizby, I'll take my main course 388 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,748 and my half of Highway Harry's meal to go. 389 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,316 Gus, where are you going? 390 00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:58,318 Home to my girl and another man's child. 391 00:15:58,386 --> 00:16:00,453 You can't do that--there's a Roland Emmerich-style storm 392 00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:02,088 - raging out there! - I don't care! 393 00:16:02,156 --> 00:16:04,591 - I'll take my chances. - Gus. 394 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,527 Aah! Shawn! 395 00:16:09,597 --> 00:16:11,698 I told you there was a panther out there. 396 00:16:11,766 --> 00:16:14,401 Hey, are you serious? 397 00:16:14,468 --> 00:16:16,236 Billy, you really have a pet panther? 398 00:16:16,304 --> 00:16:18,405 Yeah, I do-- Emma. 399 00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:19,739 Oh, she's a peach, 400 00:16:19,807 --> 00:16:21,341 when she's resting or, like, 401 00:16:21,409 --> 00:16:23,243 when she's not broken free of her chains. 402 00:16:23,311 --> 00:16:24,711 But if she's out and about, she'll take your face off. 403 00:16:24,779 --> 00:16:26,346 - He's kidding. - No, literally. 404 00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:27,714 She took a friend of mine's face right off. 405 00:16:27,782 --> 00:16:29,382 - He's not kidding. - Told you. 406 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:32,018 Hell of a flautist, though. The real balls, yeah. 407 00:16:32,086 --> 00:16:33,954 Well, not anymore--I mean, his grill's barely functional. 408 00:16:34,021 --> 00:16:35,488 Can't even whistle. 409 00:16:35,556 --> 00:16:38,892 But he gives it a go, yeah. And people clap. 410 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,795 But it's just to be nice-- 411 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:44,097 empty applause, really. 412 00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:45,999 I'm--I'm having-- 413 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:49,903 pa-p-p-pa-- m-m-menopausal flashes. 414 00:16:49,971 --> 00:16:53,540 Flames smoldering in and around my bosom. 415 00:16:53,607 --> 00:16:55,942 I cannot stay. I must leave. 416 00:16:56,010 --> 00:17:00,246 Wait! Leslie, cool your bosom. 417 00:17:00,314 --> 00:17:02,082 - We can't go out there. - He's right. 418 00:17:02,149 --> 00:17:03,416 There is a storm raging, Leslie, 419 00:17:03,484 --> 00:17:05,085 and there is a hungry panther. 420 00:17:05,152 --> 00:17:09,322 And your bosom is full, and th--there are six of us, 421 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,057 and there's only one Rip. 422 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,125 Shawn, are you saying what I think you're saying? 423 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,127 Absolutely. 424 00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:15,996 Right. 425 00:17:16,063 --> 00:17:17,597 - What-- - No, no, Billy, Billy, Billy. 426 00:17:17,665 --> 00:17:21,101 I'm saying we should all split up into pairs 427 00:17:21,168 --> 00:17:23,003 and search the house for Rip. 428 00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:28,475 Right. 429 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,809 Right. 430 00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:31,111 Right? 431 00:17:38,185 --> 00:17:40,053 This must be Clizby's room. 432 00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:41,588 Tell you what. 433 00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:43,656 When we find Rip, I'm gonna bite him back 434 00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:47,260 for having bitten me with his little sewer-rat teeth. 435 00:17:47,328 --> 00:17:50,163 Rip bit you? 436 00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:51,965 Oh, that is so cool. 437 00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,968 I mean, granted, I have no memory of this, right? 438 00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:57,003 But apparently Rip and I got into this huge brawl 439 00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:58,738 years ago over Melinda Lane. 440 00:17:58,806 --> 00:18:00,640 He felt that she was toxic to the band 441 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:04,477 'cause she loved me but also fancied Harry. 442 00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:06,312 Picked me, of course. 443 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,481 Been there. 444 00:18:08,549 --> 00:18:10,150 Yeah, Gus once bit me for stealing his honey. 445 00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:11,618 Ah, women. 446 00:18:11,685 --> 00:18:13,125 Yeah, could barely blame him, though. 447 00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:14,554 He had just gotten some graham crackers 448 00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:17,290 and had nothing to dip them in. 449 00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:27,000 I've been with my boss for 25 years. 450 00:18:27,068 --> 00:18:28,968 Boring! Clear! 451 00:18:29,036 --> 00:18:30,136 Copy. 452 00:18:33,407 --> 00:18:35,341 Man, I knew they were going to stick 453 00:18:35,409 --> 00:18:36,676 the two black dudes together. 454 00:18:36,744 --> 00:18:39,279 This either ends with us dead or in jail. 455 00:18:39,346 --> 00:18:40,613 Man, why do you have to buy 456 00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:42,449 into all those black stereotypes? 457 00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:43,983 Says the black butler. 458 00:18:44,051 --> 00:18:45,819 Touche, my brother. 459 00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:47,420 Hmm. 460 00:18:47,488 --> 00:18:50,190 - Uh, Clizby... - Huh? 461 00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:52,625 Were Billy and Martin working on another book? 462 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:54,761 More like fighting about another book. 463 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,696 In here all hours of the night, 464 00:18:56,764 --> 00:19:00,066 yelling, throwing stuff. 465 00:19:01,368 --> 00:19:05,405 I use it to caramelize. 466 00:19:05,473 --> 00:19:07,273 I hear that. 467 00:19:07,341 --> 00:19:10,477 Hmm. 468 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,145 Hey, Rip! 469 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:13,880 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 470 00:19:13,948 --> 00:19:15,782 Do the right thing, mate. Own up to it. 471 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,885 Go to prison like I did. It's not as bad as you think. 472 00:19:18,953 --> 00:19:20,220 That's a lie. 473 00:19:20,287 --> 00:19:22,088 It's where souls go to die. Really. 474 00:19:22,156 --> 00:19:26,392 So this is where all the magic happens, huh? 475 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,895 Oh, yeah, yeah. This spot right here-- 476 00:19:28,963 --> 00:19:30,897 this is the reason why I rented this mansion, 477 00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:32,332 Its perfect-ect-ect... 478 00:19:32,399 --> 00:19:33,766 acoustics-ics-ics... 479 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,101 Listen. 480 00:19:35,169 --> 00:19:38,538 ♪ Ah 481 00:19:38,606 --> 00:19:39,472 ♪ Ah 482 00:19:46,914 --> 00:19:49,249 You're right. That sounds absolutely amazing. 483 00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,316 I know, right? 484 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:56,856 This is some bulls-- 485 00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:04,531 Clizby, do the honors, will you? 486 00:20:04,598 --> 00:20:06,799 Come on. 487 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:20,246 SBPD. Extinguish that torch. 488 00:20:20,314 --> 00:20:22,048 Gus? 489 00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:24,551 Shawn, you said you wouldn't bring anyone else. 490 00:20:24,618 --> 00:20:26,452 No, sweetheart, I invited you first. 491 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,288 And then I brought Gus. You follow? 492 00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:30,123 - No. - You will. 493 00:20:30,191 --> 00:20:32,158 So what? You come to arrest me again, have you? 494 00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:33,893 First off, you might want 495 00:20:33,961 --> 00:20:35,728 to lower that paint gun, Alice Cooper. 496 00:20:35,796 --> 00:20:37,197 Secondly, does the name Albert Semento 497 00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:38,865 ring any bells in your dead head? 498 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,867 Uh, no. 499 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,536 Well, he's been missing for a few days, 500 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:44,771 and we just located his car not that far from here. 501 00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,139 Spattered with blood. 502 00:20:46,207 --> 00:20:47,907 And guess what address was on his GPS? 503 00:20:47,975 --> 00:20:49,309 Do we all get one guess? 504 00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:51,211 - Or can-- - It's obvious... 505 00:20:51,278 --> 00:20:52,679 It was this house. 506 00:20:52,746 --> 00:20:55,215 Hi. Martin Kahn-- Harvard. 507 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:56,883 Carlton Lassiter-- shut up. 508 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,351 Well, I don't know any Albert Semento, 509 00:20:58,419 --> 00:20:59,752 and there's no one here by that name, all right? 510 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:01,054 But there is someone here 511 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:02,989 named Highway Harry, and he is dead. 512 00:21:03,057 --> 00:21:04,224 Are you telling me there's a dead person in this house? 513 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:05,652 He was murdered by Rip, and, yes, 514 00:21:05,693 --> 00:21:07,054 we already called dibs on his meal. 515 00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:08,127 And where's Rip? 516 00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:09,829 He is somewhere in this house, 517 00:21:09,897 --> 00:21:12,065 kicking ass in a classic game of hide-and-seek. 518 00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:13,299 Show us the body. 519 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:14,901 All right. 520 00:21:18,105 --> 00:21:19,872 Harry's gone. 521 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,140 Great Scott, that's impossible. 522 00:21:21,175 --> 00:21:22,709 No, it isn't. 523 00:21:22,776 --> 00:21:24,177 Rip moved the body to get rid of any evidence. 524 00:21:24,245 --> 00:21:25,812 What is that smell? 525 00:21:27,314 --> 00:21:28,848 Oh. Gus stepped in some-- 526 00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:32,151 - It's burning London broil. - Excuse me. 527 00:21:32,219 --> 00:21:33,540 All right, everybody. Listen up. 528 00:21:33,587 --> 00:21:34,948 As of 2100 hours, we are officially 529 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:35,989 on a phase four lockdown. 530 00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:37,757 Phase four? 531 00:21:37,825 --> 00:21:39,459 What happened to the other three phases, you cheap ba-- 532 00:21:48,602 --> 00:21:50,703 Oh, my God. 533 00:21:50,771 --> 00:21:52,572 Rip. 534 00:21:54,074 --> 00:21:58,144 Also known by his birth name-- Albert Semento. 535 00:22:06,287 --> 00:22:07,854 Do you mean to tell me 536 00:22:07,921 --> 00:22:09,455 that none of you knew Rip's real name? 537 00:22:09,523 --> 00:22:11,057 Okay, we've got two stab wounds. 538 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,825 Looks to me like an ice pick. 539 00:22:12,893 --> 00:22:14,661 And it's impossible to tell how long he's been dead. 540 00:22:14,728 --> 00:22:16,529 Could be two days. Could be two hours. 541 00:22:16,597 --> 00:22:17,864 All right, people, listen up. 542 00:22:17,931 --> 00:22:19,098 This is officially a crime scene, 543 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,668 and I am now calling the shots. 544 00:22:21,735 --> 00:22:24,037 And my finely honed investigative skills 545 00:22:24,104 --> 00:22:26,472 are telling me that someone in this room 546 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,907 is responsible for the murders 547 00:22:27,975 --> 00:22:30,443 of Al Semento and Highway Harry. 548 00:22:30,511 --> 00:22:32,378 Now, I'm not sure if you're familiar 549 00:22:32,446 --> 00:22:34,847 with the 1984 Chuck Norris classic, Missing in Action, 550 00:22:34,915 --> 00:22:37,250 but my partner and I are about to grill 551 00:22:37,318 --> 00:22:38,751 each and every one of you 552 00:22:38,819 --> 00:22:41,187 like Colonel Braddock did the Vietcong. 553 00:22:41,255 --> 00:22:43,356 - Yeah, I'm not doing that. - Fine. 554 00:22:43,424 --> 00:22:45,091 But if anyone's going to be bound and denied oxygen, 555 00:22:45,159 --> 00:22:47,660 might I suggest we establish some clear safe words? 556 00:22:47,728 --> 00:22:48,928 Move it out, freak show. 557 00:22:48,996 --> 00:22:50,563 No, that's too many words. 558 00:22:50,631 --> 00:22:53,266 I was thinking more along the lines of "stop." 559 00:22:53,334 --> 00:22:55,335 I'll be in the den. 560 00:22:59,239 --> 00:23:00,740 That's not my job, man. 561 00:23:00,808 --> 00:23:02,809 I need to know everything you did 562 00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:06,012 from the time you arrived here tonight. 563 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,181 Harvard. Well, Marty... 564 00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:09,515 let me tell you what happens 565 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,651 when you cry "Harvard" in prison. 566 00:23:11,719 --> 00:23:13,219 A bunch of inmates go to the prison library 567 00:23:13,287 --> 00:23:14,687 and check out a bunch of books 568 00:23:14,755 --> 00:23:16,222 that you've probably read cover to cover, 569 00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:18,825 and then they take turns beating you with them 570 00:23:18,892 --> 00:23:21,027 until you forget you ever went to-- 571 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:22,929 Care to guess? 572 00:23:22,996 --> 00:23:24,163 Harvard. 573 00:23:24,231 --> 00:23:26,666 You really are smart. 574 00:23:33,207 --> 00:23:34,874 Just answer the question, Billy. 575 00:23:34,942 --> 00:23:37,577 All right, but first, I have a question for you. 576 00:23:37,644 --> 00:23:40,613 Would you ever consider quitting police work 577 00:23:40,681 --> 00:23:43,249 and going on tour and sleeping with me 578 00:23:43,317 --> 00:23:44,684 and my band and my crew? 579 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,522 Professionally. 580 00:23:49,590 --> 00:23:51,524 M&M? 581 00:23:51,592 --> 00:23:53,226 All I know is I've got a frozen body 582 00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:54,527 and your alibi doesn't hold water. 583 00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:55,828 Now start talking. 584 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,764 This is a joke, right, Lassie? 585 00:23:57,831 --> 00:23:59,265 Come on, man, you know I didn't kill those dudes. 586 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,634 Hold on. Why are you emphasizing the word "I"? 587 00:24:01,702 --> 00:24:02,935 I don't know. 588 00:24:03,003 --> 00:24:04,670 Maybe because you disappeared for ten minutes 589 00:24:04,738 --> 00:24:06,139 after Clizby gave us a tour of the house. 590 00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:07,567 Man, you know I doubled back around 591 00:24:07,574 --> 00:24:09,308 to that bowl of licorice pastels. 592 00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:11,778 And when I returned, guess who was suspiciously gone. 593 00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:13,780 Man, you know, I, too, crave those licorice pastels. 594 00:24:13,847 --> 00:24:15,915 And I doubled back after you doubled back. 595 00:24:15,983 --> 00:24:18,017 Liar. I ate them all, sucker. 596 00:24:18,085 --> 00:24:20,386 Liar! You ate all of them but the black ones. 597 00:24:20,454 --> 00:24:21,587 Suck it. 598 00:24:21,655 --> 00:24:22,955 - You suck it. - You suck it. 599 00:24:23,023 --> 00:24:25,124 ♪ Suck it! 600 00:24:28,395 --> 00:24:29,862 All right, what did you learn from Clizby? 601 00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:31,030 It's Clizby. 602 00:24:31,098 --> 00:24:33,032 Stop it! Clifby? 603 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:37,170 Clizby. 604 00:24:37,237 --> 00:24:39,405 - Hey! - Not you, Guster. 605 00:24:39,473 --> 00:24:41,153 So what have we gleaned from the grillings? 606 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:43,776 That any one of these guests could have committed the murders 607 00:24:43,844 --> 00:24:45,378 and that they're all pointing fingers at each other. 608 00:24:45,446 --> 00:24:46,913 Like this. Ow! 609 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,714 And they all claim that a vast amount 610 00:24:48,782 --> 00:24:50,583 of dirty laundry was aired during Billy Lipps' trial. 611 00:24:50,651 --> 00:24:51,818 Apparently, they all had some 612 00:24:51,885 --> 00:24:52,952 pretty damning things to say about him. 613 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,720 Wait a minute. 614 00:24:54,788 --> 00:24:56,355 Everyone invited tonight testified at Billy's trial. 615 00:24:56,423 --> 00:24:57,457 That means we all played a role 616 00:24:57,524 --> 00:24:58,891 in sending Billy off to prison-- 617 00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:00,493 an experience he claims was a blessing, 618 00:25:00,561 --> 00:25:02,094 but I believe deep down he's resentful and bitter 619 00:25:02,162 --> 00:25:03,863 that his wife was stolen from him 620 00:25:03,931 --> 00:25:06,365 by that beautiful bastard-face dancer Derek Hough--his words. 621 00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:07,633 Though I, too, would have chosen the word "Derek." 622 00:25:07,701 --> 00:25:09,202 Oh, my God. 623 00:25:09,269 --> 00:25:10,903 Billy Lipps didn't invite us here tonight to celebrate. 624 00:25:10,971 --> 00:25:13,473 He invited us here to exact revenge. 625 00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:15,908 Highway Harry and Rip were his first victims. 626 00:25:15,976 --> 00:25:17,477 But he is planning on taking us out one by one 627 00:25:17,544 --> 00:25:18,905 by one by one by one by one by one. 628 00:25:18,946 --> 00:25:21,180 So he's going to kill four more people? 629 00:25:21,248 --> 00:25:22,915 No. He's going to kill five more people. 630 00:25:22,983 --> 00:25:25,151 Two plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one is seven. 631 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,920 - Let's talk to Lipps. - Yeah. 632 00:25:29,823 --> 00:25:31,224 Lipps split. 633 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:33,559 The other guests are in grave danger. 634 00:25:37,564 --> 00:25:39,665 Everybody, listen up! 635 00:25:39,733 --> 00:25:41,601 When I call your names, you answer. 636 00:25:41,668 --> 00:25:44,270 - Martin! - Detective, I have rights! 637 00:25:44,338 --> 00:25:47,406 - Leslie! - I'm fl--fl--flab-- 638 00:25:47,474 --> 00:25:48,908 - Flabbergasted? - Clizby? 639 00:25:48,976 --> 00:25:53,246 - Man, you know I'm in here. - Guster. 640 00:25:53,313 --> 00:25:55,114 - Guster? - Gus? 641 00:25:57,184 --> 00:25:59,151 Gus? 642 00:25:59,219 --> 00:26:02,121 Gus? 643 00:26:02,189 --> 00:26:04,757 Oh, no. Billy must have taken him. 644 00:26:04,825 --> 00:26:07,527 How in the hell did Lipps get out of the den, 645 00:26:07,594 --> 00:26:10,196 into the living room, and abduct Gus without anyone seeing him? 646 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,931 This is all my fault. I left him. 647 00:26:11,999 --> 00:26:13,900 And I brought him as my plus-one. 648 00:26:13,967 --> 00:26:16,068 This should have been you, Jules. 649 00:26:16,136 --> 00:26:17,303 Shawn. 650 00:26:23,410 --> 00:26:25,478 Rumor has it that the secret chocolate room 651 00:26:25,546 --> 00:26:27,647 is somewhere off the living room. 652 00:26:30,017 --> 00:26:32,885 Gus? 653 00:26:32,953 --> 00:26:34,720 All I know is I've got a frozen body 654 00:26:34,788 --> 00:26:35,821 and your alibi doesn't hold water. 655 00:26:35,889 --> 00:26:38,157 Now start talking! 656 00:26:38,225 --> 00:26:39,659 Did you go looking for... 657 00:26:39,726 --> 00:26:41,928 the chocolate room? 658 00:26:55,175 --> 00:26:58,444 You deserved better, my magnificent friend. 659 00:27:06,954 --> 00:27:08,588 Toupees. 660 00:27:10,557 --> 00:27:12,425 Oh, no. Gus. 661 00:27:12,492 --> 00:27:13,960 I-I-I thought-- 662 00:27:14,027 --> 00:27:18,297 I thought it was the chocolate room. 663 00:27:18,365 --> 00:27:19,765 I know you did, buddy. Come on, let's-- 664 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:21,067 let's get out of you here. 665 00:27:21,134 --> 00:27:22,902 - No, no. - Come on. 666 00:27:22,970 --> 00:27:24,437 You can do it. 667 00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:34,447 I found Gus. He's all right. 668 00:27:34,514 --> 00:27:35,915 He doesn't look all right. 669 00:27:35,983 --> 00:27:39,385 - I thought it was chocolate. - I know. 670 00:27:39,453 --> 00:27:42,421 I've written a new song! 671 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:51,230 How the hell did you all get out of your rooms? 672 00:27:51,298 --> 00:27:52,832 I've written a song! 673 00:27:52,899 --> 00:27:54,767 Yow, yeah! 674 00:27:54,835 --> 00:27:58,204 'Cause I'm a genius in me own genes. 675 00:27:58,271 --> 00:28:00,740 Gather round. Come on, people. 676 00:28:00,807 --> 00:28:03,809 Oh, after-party will be in my pants. 677 00:28:03,877 --> 00:28:06,345 It's a hit song that I have penned... 678 00:28:06,413 --> 00:28:07,647 in memory of my mates, 679 00:28:07,714 --> 00:28:09,882 Rip and Highway Harry. 680 00:28:11,318 --> 00:28:12,251 All right, enough of this nonsense. 681 00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:13,452 You're under arrest, Lipps. 682 00:28:19,493 --> 00:28:22,495 I was speaking English, right? 683 00:28:27,768 --> 00:28:30,236 ♪ It's a long road, my brothers ♪ 684 00:28:30,303 --> 00:28:34,040 ♪ and we travel it alone 685 00:28:34,107 --> 00:28:37,009 ♪ together we ride forever 686 00:28:37,077 --> 00:28:39,945 ♪ forever, to the other side ♪ 687 00:28:40,013 --> 00:28:41,747 ♪ it's a long road 688 00:28:41,815 --> 00:28:43,816 Wait a minute-- so he's riding solo 689 00:28:43,884 --> 00:28:45,351 to the other side or-- 690 00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,119 I think he starts off alone, and then he joins his friends. 691 00:28:47,187 --> 00:28:48,454 I think. 692 00:28:48,522 --> 00:28:50,056 - They're waiting for him? - I don't know. 693 00:28:50,123 --> 00:28:52,892 Well, it's not clear who he's with. 694 00:28:52,959 --> 00:28:54,894 ♪ Together, alone, alone 695 00:28:54,961 --> 00:28:57,029 ♪ alone, alone, alone 696 00:28:57,097 --> 00:28:58,664 ♪ alone, alone, together 697 00:28:58,732 --> 00:29:01,067 ♪ and together, alone, alone 698 00:29:01,134 --> 00:29:03,869 ♪ Alone, alone, alone, alone ♪ 699 00:29:03,937 --> 00:29:06,272 - Billy, move! - Don't move, Billy. 700 00:29:06,339 --> 00:29:08,574 ♪ Together alone 701 00:29:11,478 --> 00:29:14,413 Aah! Aah! 702 00:29:20,087 --> 00:29:22,922 Oh. That is quite a mess. 703 00:29:27,728 --> 00:29:30,229 I don't know what the hell's going on around here, Lipps, 704 00:29:30,297 --> 00:29:31,630 but don't go thinking you're in the clear. 705 00:29:31,698 --> 00:29:33,199 You've got a lot of explaining to do. 706 00:29:33,266 --> 00:29:34,700 Can I make a phone call? 707 00:29:34,768 --> 00:29:35,835 Phone call? To who? 708 00:29:35,902 --> 00:29:37,970 I have to talk to my shrink. 709 00:29:38,038 --> 00:29:40,139 It was Rip who actually turned me on to her. 710 00:29:40,207 --> 00:29:42,208 She's been working miracles for us. 711 00:29:42,275 --> 00:29:44,744 Helping us to get back all the years that we lost to drugs 712 00:29:44,811 --> 00:29:48,481 and late night games of "Clock Me Noggin." 713 00:29:48,548 --> 00:29:51,150 That's a white man's game. 714 00:29:51,218 --> 00:29:52,985 - It's true. - Pull yourself together, man. 715 00:29:53,053 --> 00:29:54,520 You can call your quack right after I figure out 716 00:29:54,588 --> 00:29:56,789 which one of these three's the killer. 717 00:30:07,467 --> 00:30:09,535 O'Hara, cover me. 718 00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:14,673 - Curt Smith! - What? 719 00:30:14,741 --> 00:30:15,975 - This is awesome. - What are you doing here? 720 00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:17,710 Billy invited me. 721 00:30:17,778 --> 00:30:19,278 I'm producing his new album, 722 00:30:19,346 --> 00:30:20,846 Curt Smith Duets with Curt Smith. 723 00:30:20,914 --> 00:30:22,681 How are you, mate? 724 00:30:22,749 --> 00:30:24,416 Well, Billy, I've been shot in the diaphragm.... 725 00:30:26,253 --> 00:30:28,654 and I'm fairly certain I was also attacked by... 726 00:30:28,722 --> 00:30:30,122 an adult panther? 727 00:30:30,190 --> 00:30:32,224 - Emma, sure. - Did you say "shot"? 728 00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:34,126 That would explain the shot we heard. 729 00:30:34,194 --> 00:30:35,427 Oh. 730 00:30:35,495 --> 00:30:36,662 Oh. 731 00:30:36,730 --> 00:30:38,297 Elevate him! Elevate him! 732 00:30:38,365 --> 00:30:41,133 He--he is deceptively heavy! 733 00:30:43,336 --> 00:30:45,037 Let me through. Let me through. 734 00:30:45,105 --> 00:30:47,273 It's okay, Curt. It's really just a flesh wound. 735 00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:48,874 Don't think about it, okay? Don't think about it. 736 00:30:48,942 --> 00:30:51,010 Why don't-- why don't you sing us a song 737 00:30:51,077 --> 00:30:53,379 from your new Duets album? 738 00:30:53,446 --> 00:30:54,980 All right. 739 00:30:55,048 --> 00:30:58,350 The first one is a special version of Billy Boy. 740 00:30:58,418 --> 00:31:00,252 - Oh, Billy Boy. - So I start... 741 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:05,224 ♪ Where have you gone, Billy boy, Billy boy? ♪ 742 00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:06,659 And then I come in. 743 00:31:06,726 --> 00:31:08,894 ♪ Where have you gone 744 00:31:08,962 --> 00:31:10,963 ♪ Charming Billy? 745 00:31:11,031 --> 00:31:13,432 Is your name Curt Smith? 746 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,500 No, it's not. 747 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,168 This is really serious. 748 00:31:16,236 --> 00:31:18,637 It's so serious. It's very, very serious. 749 00:31:18,705 --> 00:31:20,339 - I have to get-- - Go! 750 00:31:20,407 --> 00:31:21,807 Okay, yes, I will. 751 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,375 O'Hara, get on the phone 752 00:31:23,443 --> 00:31:25,044 and call the paramedics. 753 00:31:25,111 --> 00:31:26,979 I don't suppose you saw who shot you? 754 00:31:27,047 --> 00:31:31,083 I did, yes. They were gripping an ice pick. 755 00:31:31,151 --> 00:31:33,152 And I saw the face clear as day. 756 00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:35,321 It was... 757 00:31:40,994 --> 00:31:45,831 No! No! 758 00:31:45,899 --> 00:31:49,935 The legend that is Curt Smith is dead. 759 00:31:50,003 --> 00:31:53,839 Your hand is on the gentleman's head. 760 00:31:53,907 --> 00:31:55,307 - He's still alive. - Oh, thank God! 761 00:31:55,342 --> 00:31:56,342 All right. 762 00:31:56,409 --> 00:31:59,044 One of you is the killer. 763 00:31:59,112 --> 00:32:00,246 Now fess up. 764 00:32:04,384 --> 00:32:07,453 What father? He's never met his father. 765 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,790 You were our bumber one snoopy back in the gay. 766 00:32:14,961 --> 00:32:17,363 The killer is not in this room. 767 00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:19,965 Really? 768 00:32:20,033 --> 00:32:23,736 I'm sorry. The killer is in this room. 769 00:32:23,803 --> 00:32:26,038 Is the killer in this room or not--yes or no? 770 00:32:26,106 --> 00:32:27,539 Yes. 771 00:32:27,607 --> 00:32:28,974 Yes, the killer is in this room, 772 00:32:29,042 --> 00:32:30,809 or, yes, the killer is not in this room? 773 00:32:30,877 --> 00:32:33,913 The killer is Leslie, the groupie. 774 00:32:35,015 --> 00:32:36,348 That's right. 775 00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:38,217 You hopscotched from bed to bed 776 00:32:38,285 --> 00:32:40,185 with rich rock stars back in the day, 777 00:32:40,253 --> 00:32:42,221 and it led to a pea in your pod. 778 00:32:42,289 --> 00:32:45,557 The question is, who is the daddy? 779 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:47,860 Wasn't so easy to force a paternity test back then. 780 00:32:47,928 --> 00:32:51,130 So you were left to raise your child all by yourself. 781 00:32:51,197 --> 00:32:53,999 Years of bitterness fueled a vengeful fire 782 00:32:54,067 --> 00:32:55,734 made from flames, 783 00:32:55,802 --> 00:32:57,136 and you came back here tonight 784 00:32:57,203 --> 00:32:58,871 to off all the potential daddies, 785 00:32:58,939 --> 00:33:01,206 one by one by one by one by one. 786 00:33:01,274 --> 00:33:03,876 I'm also sensing that you lifted a few items 787 00:33:03,944 --> 00:33:06,545 with DNA on them this evening. 788 00:33:06,613 --> 00:33:10,182 Oh! 789 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:13,786 What a brilliant yet murderous plan. 790 00:33:13,853 --> 00:33:17,623 Come back here, take out all the potential daddies, 791 00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,825 use DNA to figure out who the real one was, 792 00:33:19,893 --> 00:33:22,261 and then collect money from their estate 793 00:33:22,329 --> 00:33:24,463 to better support your child. 794 00:33:24,531 --> 00:33:26,031 Ah. 795 00:33:26,099 --> 00:33:28,067 Okay! I took all the items. 796 00:33:28,134 --> 00:33:31,770 But it was only because I needed some extra cash. 797 00:33:31,838 --> 00:33:34,473 I was going to put them on eBay. 798 00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:36,275 I was hit hard by the rece-- 799 00:33:36,343 --> 00:33:38,310 rece--re-r-- 800 00:33:38,378 --> 00:33:39,244 Recession! 801 00:33:39,312 --> 00:33:40,746 Yes. 802 00:33:40,814 --> 00:33:42,915 But I never, never hurt anyone. 803 00:33:42,983 --> 00:33:45,784 And I know who Germaine's father 804 00:33:45,852 --> 00:33:47,786 really is. 805 00:33:53,693 --> 00:33:57,396 From our one night of passion. 806 00:33:57,464 --> 00:33:58,731 I remember it so clearly. 807 00:33:58,798 --> 00:34:01,133 You were a vision in your birthday suit. 808 00:34:01,201 --> 00:34:04,003 And on that same night, 809 00:34:04,070 --> 00:34:06,405 Melinda Lane was found dead in the guest room. 810 00:34:06,473 --> 00:34:10,809 We were sleeping when I heard Billy screaming for help. 811 00:34:10,877 --> 00:34:12,077 I rushed to the room with Martin, 812 00:34:12,145 --> 00:34:13,425 - and you stayed behind... - Yes. 813 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,315 In a deep sleep from all of the alcohol, 814 00:34:16,383 --> 00:34:19,184 Quaaludes, and Clizby. 815 00:34:19,252 --> 00:34:21,120 Oh, I obsessed over 816 00:34:21,187 --> 00:34:23,322 whether to tell you about Germaine, 817 00:34:23,390 --> 00:34:26,692 because I was only sleeping with the butler. 818 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,195 I was worried they would fire you, Clizby. 819 00:34:30,263 --> 00:34:31,864 Well, Spencer, your whole Leslie theory 820 00:34:31,898 --> 00:34:33,065 doesn't seem to be holding water, now, does it? 821 00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:34,800 Just, you know, for the record, 822 00:34:34,868 --> 00:34:38,604 I'm pretty sure that Leslie and I had sex. 823 00:34:38,671 --> 00:34:40,539 I didn't sleep with you, Billy. 824 00:34:40,607 --> 00:34:42,341 And I didn't sleep with Rip. 825 00:34:42,409 --> 00:34:44,777 And I certainly didn't sleep with Highway Harry. 826 00:34:47,847 --> 00:34:51,016 She's right. We never did it. 827 00:34:53,053 --> 00:34:55,721 It was--it was like shooting pool with a rope. 828 00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:57,589 Freeze! 829 00:35:04,130 --> 00:35:09,435 You put that gun on the floor and kick it over. 830 00:35:09,502 --> 00:35:11,770 Harry, mate! We thought you were dead. 831 00:35:11,838 --> 00:35:13,038 Where have you been? 832 00:35:13,106 --> 00:35:14,706 I backed oot, 833 00:35:14,774 --> 00:35:16,742 yoke up, every blonde was blonde. 834 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,077 Yeah? 835 00:35:18,144 --> 00:35:19,278 Pound of buns in the yard. 836 00:35:19,345 --> 00:35:20,846 Hovered the rocket boom. Zit. 837 00:35:20,914 --> 00:35:22,648 He blacked out, woke up, 838 00:35:22,715 --> 00:35:25,184 everyone was gone, found a gun in the yard, 839 00:35:25,251 --> 00:35:26,771 and then discovered the chocolate room, 840 00:35:26,786 --> 00:35:29,288 and that was it. 841 00:35:29,355 --> 00:35:31,723 You tell me where that chocolate room is right now, 842 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:32,958 or I will kill you myself. 843 00:35:33,026 --> 00:35:35,327 I don't--stone blender. 844 00:35:35,395 --> 00:35:37,062 - What? - He doesn't remember. 845 00:35:37,130 --> 00:35:41,300 You sumbitch. 846 00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:44,303 But then who hit Harry on the back of the head? 847 00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:46,138 Oh, be Bob. 848 00:35:46,206 --> 00:35:50,109 Bit me with a bot and baldy to groove out of her blazemint. 849 00:35:50,176 --> 00:35:52,244 His mum hit him on the back of the head with a pot 850 00:35:52,312 --> 00:35:54,847 and told him to move out of her basement. 851 00:35:54,914 --> 00:35:56,115 You live in your mother's basement? 852 00:35:56,182 --> 00:35:57,149 Don't judge me. 853 00:35:57,217 --> 00:35:58,684 Don't judge me! 854 00:35:58,751 --> 00:36:02,888 Okay, so someone in this room killed Rip, 855 00:36:02,956 --> 00:36:04,423 dragged him to the freezer, 856 00:36:04,491 --> 00:36:06,171 dumped the murder weapon in the front yard, 857 00:36:06,226 --> 00:36:07,659 shot Curt Smith, 858 00:36:07,727 --> 00:36:10,929 and orchestrated the colossal-chandelier trap? 859 00:36:10,997 --> 00:36:13,332 She's summarizing, the female detective. 860 00:36:13,399 --> 00:36:15,501 She's giving us a summary of the night's events. 861 00:36:15,568 --> 00:36:17,402 My point is that perhaps it wasn't 862 00:36:17,470 --> 00:36:19,304 one person who committed the crimes. 863 00:36:19,372 --> 00:36:21,039 Oh. 864 00:36:21,107 --> 00:36:23,742 One person didn't commit all these crimes. 865 00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:25,744 It had to be more than one person. 866 00:36:25,812 --> 00:36:27,646 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just said that. 867 00:36:27,714 --> 00:36:29,214 I mean, think about it. 868 00:36:29,282 --> 00:36:31,817 How could one person have pulled all this off 869 00:36:31,885 --> 00:36:34,653 - without an accomplice? - Very interesting. 870 00:36:34,721 --> 00:36:36,788 Well, Lassie, what do you say we put Juliet's theory 871 00:36:36,856 --> 00:36:38,757 - to the test? - Thank you, Shawn. 872 00:36:38,825 --> 00:36:39,858 Whoo! 873 00:36:46,099 --> 00:36:47,699 Perhaps it was Rip 874 00:36:47,767 --> 00:36:49,735 who killed Melinda all those years ago. 875 00:36:49,802 --> 00:36:52,070 Apparently Rip and I got into a huge brawl 876 00:36:52,138 --> 00:36:53,839 years ago over Melinda Lane. 877 00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:55,607 After all, she was toying 878 00:36:55,675 --> 00:36:57,442 with both Billy's heart and Harry's heart. 879 00:36:57,510 --> 00:36:59,711 She was a cancer to the band. 880 00:36:59,779 --> 00:37:02,548 Rip wouldn't allow it, so he killed her. 881 00:37:05,518 --> 00:37:07,419 You son of a bitch! Ow! 882 00:37:07,487 --> 00:37:09,087 And Rip's mind was such mush, 883 00:37:09,155 --> 00:37:10,956 he probably didn't even remember committing the murders. 884 00:37:11,024 --> 00:37:12,291 But then, he started seeing a shrink, 885 00:37:12,358 --> 00:37:13,559 and all the lost memories came back, 886 00:37:13,626 --> 00:37:15,066 including the murder of Melinda Lane. 887 00:37:15,128 --> 00:37:16,528 Riddled with guilt, 888 00:37:16,596 --> 00:37:18,497 he confessed to Billy what he'd done. 889 00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:20,666 After five years in prison for a murder 890 00:37:20,733 --> 00:37:21,973 you didn't commit, you snapped. 891 00:37:22,001 --> 00:37:24,169 And you picked up an ice pick, 892 00:37:24,237 --> 00:37:26,171 and you chased him throughout the house! 893 00:37:33,479 --> 00:37:34,813 And you caught him, and you plunged the ice pick 894 00:37:34,881 --> 00:37:36,381 into his back, killing him. 895 00:37:45,225 --> 00:37:47,459 And then you almost threw up, 896 00:37:47,527 --> 00:37:49,094 but you didn't. 897 00:37:49,162 --> 00:37:51,563 And you bent down and you grabbed his warm, 898 00:37:51,631 --> 00:37:55,434 thick, heavily tattooed arms 899 00:37:55,501 --> 00:37:58,937 and began dragging his lifeless corpse. 900 00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:02,941 You dragged Rip's body through the kitchen 901 00:38:03,009 --> 00:38:05,377 and hid him in the freezer. 902 00:38:08,181 --> 00:38:09,861 But then I came strutting through the door, 903 00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:11,350 and, stricken with panic, 904 00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:12,651 you had to get rid of the murder weapon. 905 00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,687 Indeed! To the Porte Cochere. 906 00:38:19,325 --> 00:38:22,894 And so you snuck into the yard to dispose of the ice pick. 907 00:38:22,962 --> 00:38:24,496 Where you saw Curt Smith. 908 00:38:24,564 --> 00:38:25,931 What are you-- 909 00:38:29,369 --> 00:38:32,204 And you shot the legendary rock icon dead. 910 00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:33,205 He's not dead! 911 00:38:33,273 --> 00:38:34,906 You son of a bitch! 912 00:38:46,319 --> 00:38:48,920 Boom. 913 00:38:48,988 --> 00:38:52,024 But then who tried to kill Billy 914 00:38:52,091 --> 00:38:54,826 with that big, monstrous chandelier? 915 00:38:54,894 --> 00:38:56,895 ♪ Chocolate dance, chocolate dance ♪ 916 00:38:56,963 --> 00:39:01,600 ♪ Chocolate dance, yeah! It's an entire room ♪ 917 00:39:01,668 --> 00:39:03,435 You know, it's funny, 918 00:39:03,503 --> 00:39:06,571 I don't have any real clarity on that one, Burton. 919 00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:08,573 That's a lot of nonsense. 920 00:39:08,641 --> 00:39:10,942 Rip didn't kill nobody. 921 00:39:11,010 --> 00:39:12,811 He was in the room next to me all night 922 00:39:12,879 --> 00:39:14,946 snoring his ass off. 923 00:39:15,014 --> 00:39:18,517 Which means I didn't kill Rip because he didn't kill Melinda, 924 00:39:18,584 --> 00:39:20,118 which means I was never in the yard 925 00:39:20,186 --> 00:39:22,321 dumping any murder weapon 926 00:39:22,388 --> 00:39:26,191 because I didn't murder anyone! 927 00:39:26,259 --> 00:39:28,460 Except for Melinda Lane. 928 00:39:28,528 --> 00:39:31,763 I guess I still murdered her. 929 00:39:31,831 --> 00:39:33,398 I'm sorry, sweetie. 930 00:39:33,466 --> 00:39:35,701 It looks like this multiple-killer theory 931 00:39:35,768 --> 00:39:37,436 isn't holding much water at the moment. 932 00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:38,937 And you're right, Billy. 933 00:39:39,005 --> 00:39:41,540 So everyone get comfy, 934 00:39:41,607 --> 00:39:42,908 'cause I'm gonna tell you 935 00:39:42,975 --> 00:39:45,944 how the real killer pulled this off. 936 00:39:53,786 --> 00:39:56,054 Melinda Lane wasn't the real muse 937 00:39:56,122 --> 00:39:57,989 behind the band back in the day. 938 00:39:58,057 --> 00:39:59,624 The real muse 939 00:39:59,692 --> 00:40:02,027 makes the tastiest snacks this side of the Pecos 940 00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:03,795 and also has a gift for whistling 941 00:40:03,863 --> 00:40:05,797 undeniably catchy melodies. 942 00:40:05,865 --> 00:40:08,467 Isn't that right, Clizby? 943 00:40:13,773 --> 00:40:16,208 You see, Billy Lipps and the guys behind him 944 00:40:16,275 --> 00:40:18,343 had been stealing your tunes and cash for years, 945 00:40:18,411 --> 00:40:22,848 and all you have to show for it is a $25 watch? 946 00:40:22,915 --> 00:40:24,149 Melinda kept taking all the credit 947 00:40:24,217 --> 00:40:25,517 with the press for being the inspiration 948 00:40:25,585 --> 00:40:27,185 behind all the band's hit songs, 949 00:40:27,253 --> 00:40:29,354 and one day, you looked in the mirror and said, 950 00:40:29,422 --> 00:40:33,658 "Man, I'm done with these Dapshats." 951 00:40:33,726 --> 00:40:35,260 You snuck into the room 952 00:40:35,328 --> 00:40:38,530 Melinda was sleeping, and you smothered her good. 953 00:40:38,598 --> 00:40:40,532 - That's crazy, man. - Is it? 954 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,402 Years later, Rip, after intensive psychotherapy, 955 00:40:43,469 --> 00:40:44,936 started filling in the blanks. 956 00:40:45,004 --> 00:40:46,271 He realized it was you who killed Melinda. 957 00:40:46,339 --> 00:40:48,640 Came here to confront you. 958 00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:50,242 You ice-picked him 959 00:40:50,309 --> 00:40:51,343 and were looking for a better hiding place 960 00:40:51,411 --> 00:40:52,778 for your murder weapon 961 00:40:52,845 --> 00:40:54,880 when Curt Smith, legend that he is, 962 00:40:54,947 --> 00:40:59,050 found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. 963 00:40:59,118 --> 00:41:00,519 May he rest in peace. 964 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,020 He's not dead. 965 00:41:02,088 --> 00:41:04,055 Of course it was you, Clizby, 966 00:41:04,123 --> 00:41:06,691 who loosened the screws on the ginormous chandelier, 967 00:41:06,759 --> 00:41:08,693 knowing full well that it was Billy's magic spot, 968 00:41:08,761 --> 00:41:10,429 and it was only a matter of time 969 00:41:10,496 --> 00:41:14,499 before it fell and crushed that pasty, thieving ass. 970 00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:17,636 Clizby! Say it isn't so. 971 00:41:17,703 --> 00:41:19,905 I only have one black friend. It's you. 972 00:41:19,972 --> 00:41:21,206 And I just don't have the time 973 00:41:21,274 --> 00:41:23,141 or resources to find a replacement. 974 00:41:23,209 --> 00:41:26,111 Hello. Who are you? 975 00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:27,846 Fine. 976 00:41:27,914 --> 00:41:29,147 It was me. 977 00:41:30,883 --> 00:41:34,486 Those cats have been stealing from me for years. 978 00:41:34,554 --> 00:41:35,720 Hands behind your back. 979 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:37,977 Time to go to jail... 980 00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:39,376 Clizby. 981 00:41:39,444 --> 00:41:41,044 Stupid name. 982 00:41:41,112 --> 00:41:43,380 Ooh! 983 00:41:43,448 --> 00:41:44,479 Don't worry, Curt. 984 00:41:44,599 --> 00:41:46,616 We're going to be with you the whole way, mate. 985 00:41:46,684 --> 00:41:47,951 You're gonna be fine, Curt. 986 00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:49,173 Just a flesh wound, baby. 987 00:41:49,293 --> 00:41:51,088 - Be good as new in no time. - You're a trooper. 988 00:41:51,155 --> 00:41:52,222 Curt Smith sings with Curt Smith. 989 00:41:54,692 --> 00:41:56,026 Oh, God, no! 990 00:41:59,005 --> 00:42:01,865 Somebody should probably call animal control, right? 991 00:42:01,933 --> 00:42:03,033 Yes! 992 00:42:03,101 --> 00:42:04,301 Great. 993 00:42:04,368 --> 00:42:06,236 Now... 994 00:42:06,304 --> 00:42:07,504 Gus and I are going to go home 995 00:42:07,553 --> 00:42:09,410 and make love to our wives. 996 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:11,176 We're not married, Shawn. 997 00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:18,176 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com