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So we just got a big break
in our pursuit
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of local crime boss Max Rizzo,
aka "Max the Axe."
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If I was a mobster,
I think my mobster name
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would be "Franky Friction."
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That sounds like a porn name.
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No, "Chubby Pumpaloaf"
sounds like a porn name.
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Okay, Spencer, please?
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- My bad, chief.
- Mm-hmm.
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Now, Rizzo's
longtime accountant,
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Herb Pollack, has reportedly
fled the organization
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with a sizeable amount
of Rizzo's cash
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and copies of all
of his financial records,
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which means that if we can get
to Pollack before Rizzo does,
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we'll have all the evidence
to put this lowlife away
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for a very long time.
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Oh, detective, we were
just discussing the fact--
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Bup, bup, bup, I am not here.
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I took the day off to do
my wedding planning, remember?
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I don't want to be bothered
with any police business.
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That's Max Rizzo
and his accountant.
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Who just fled the organization.
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What?
That is huge news...
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which I will deal with
tomorrow...
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when I return to work.
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You're doing all your wedding
planning in one day?
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Yes, because I have male parts.
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Here, check it out.
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I already have
the save-the-dates.
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One for you...
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one for you.
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I don't know you.
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For you, and one for you.
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- Uh, Carlton?
- Mm-hmm?
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It says you're getting married
this Saturday.
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2:00 P.M. sharp.
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Now, be on the lookout
for the actual invite
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which should be arriving
in three, two, one,
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hey-yo!
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There you go.
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One for you
and one for you and...
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Um, it says to RSVP
by noon today.
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What can I say?
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I've got one speed,
and it is full throttle.
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Plus, there was
a last-minute cancelation
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at Casten Meadows.
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Okay, so I feel
like my briefing is done.
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Thank you, everyone.
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- O'Hara?
- Yep.
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Looks like I'm gonna have
to go to this solo.
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Rachael's in London
taking Max to see his dad.
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- You didn't tell me that.
- I'm telling you now.
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And you're cool?
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- Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
- I don't know.
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'Cause she's in a foreign land
with an old flame.
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He might be all...
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"Hey, my girl.
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"You want to see my johnnycake?
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Row-ti-ti!"
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Okay, first of all,
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Rachael and I
have a secure relationship.
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And secondly, her ex is British,
not Jamaican.
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Oh, hey, Chief, O'Hara,
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uh, Marlowe's former cell mate,
Big Wendy,
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is organizing
a bachelorette party for her
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the night before the wedding,
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and I know she was hoping
you two could make it.
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Uh, didn't Big Wendy do time
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for killing a man
in a bar fight?
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Uh, paralyzing a man
in a bar fight,
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and she's rehabilitated now.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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It's gonna be at
the Agua Verde Hotel and Casino
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in Santa Ynez.
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That place is first class
all the way.
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Isn't McNab doing
part-time security work there?
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Fine, most of the way.
What do you say?
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- Yeah, I'm afraid that, um...
- I think that...
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Great! I'll give Big Wendy
your phone numbers.
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Marlowe's gonna be so excited.
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Lassie, we're a little hurt
that you didn't invite us
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to your bachelor party.
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We'd invite you to ours.
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Provided a bunch of people
dropped out.
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And you were willing
to pay for stuff.
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Yeah, well, there's not gonna
be a bachelor party, so...
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- Whoa, say what? What?
- What? What?
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Well, there is so much work
to do around here.
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I mean, Rizzo's accountant
is out there for the taking.
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And Stumpy is tied up
in Chicago
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and doesn't look like he'll be
able to make the wedding,
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let alone a bachelor party,
so...
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- Who is Stumpy?
- And how did he lose his leg?
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Duh.
He's my best friend.
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He's my best man.
He's the Stumpinator.
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We grew up together.
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He is the funniest guy
you will ever meet.
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If you'll excuse me,
I got some planning to do.
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Hey, Dobson, you know
how to tend bar, right?
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Just think,
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in less than 29 hours,
you are going to be
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Mrs. Marlowe Lassiter.
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- Come on, girl!
- She's coming!
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Why don't you come
say hello to the girls?
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I would love to,
but I'm not armed.
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Come on, girl!
Let's go!
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We ain't love him like that.
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She's coming.
Settle down, she's coming.
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You'll see his bony ass
tomorrow.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hear you talking.
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Oh, hey, baby,
toss me one of those, uh...
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- I love you.
- Love you too, boo.
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Note to whoever is there--
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step to me, and I whip out
the enormous piece
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I have under this robe.
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Morning, Sherman.
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Sherman?
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Son of a--
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- Welcome, Dorothy.
- You're not in Kansas anymore.
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Surprise!
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Son of a bitch!
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What the hell, man?
What the hell?
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Welcome to your bachelor party
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on the party bus!
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Damn it, Spencer, didn't
I tell you I did not want--
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You said you didn't want
a bachelor party
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unless Stumpy could come, so...
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Ta-da!
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What's up, ass-face?
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Oh, man!
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We tracked him down and
convinced him to come,
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- just like that!
- I can't believe it!
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All right, what do say
we get this show on the road?
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Let's do this.
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Yeah!
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♪ I know you know
that I'm not telling the truth ♪
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♪ I know you know
they just don't have any proof ♪
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♪ embrace the deception ♪
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♪ learn how to bend ♪
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♪ your worst inhibitions ♪
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♪ tend to psych you out
in the end ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Now, don't worry
about extra clothes,
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because we had Marlowe
pack you an overnight bag.
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And I brought sandwiches
made with the good stuff.
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That's right--
turkey loaf!
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- Turkey loaf!
- Oh, oh, oh!
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And if anybody craves
the delicious combo
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of lime jell-o
and grain alcohol...
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Voila!
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All right, now,
I do have to say, though,
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things cannot get
too crazy tonight.
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I mean, I am getting
married tomorrow,
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so no funny business,
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like slipping me
an illegal substance
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as they did in The Hangover.
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Okay, first of all,
that was a movie
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and not a very realistic one.
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I mean, only insane
people do that kind of stuff.
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Yeah, really.
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Whoo!
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Stumpy, five.
Tiny toilet, one.
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Yeah! It's the Stumpmeister!
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Ha!
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Man, I still can't believe
that you are here.
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It's your wedding, brah!
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Come on, ladies, who needs one?
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- Right here.
- This guy right here.
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Right there.
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I'd like to propose a toast...
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to the unfortunate broad
that has to marry this clown.
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- Cheers!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Damn it!
- I did that!
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Oh, didn't I tell you
this guy was hilarious?
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It's funny
because it's so smart.
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What did I tell you
about keeping this thing clean?
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Oh, come on, pop.
It's a--it's a party bus.
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Yeah, but the rental contract
is under my name.
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First, you scuff up
the support beam, and now this?
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- Dad, that's a stripper pole.
- Don't be a smart-ass.
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Okay.
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Yeah!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ooh, this gonna do just fine.
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- Ooh. Yeah.
- Huh.
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Oh, um...
Yeah, uh, uh...
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Hey, I see
that there's only one bed?
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Not to be a pain or anything,
but I've got back issues,
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and a cot
just is not an option.
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Yeah, ditto.
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Who said anything
about sleeping?
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Now suit up.
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- Oh.
- Oh, my God!
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Ooh, I love it.
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Ooh, oh, wow.
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Did a hooker
will these to you or...?
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No.
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They're mine.
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Oh. Well, uh,
now that I look at it,
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I mean, this is exactly
the kind of dress
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that I would love to buy myself
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but that I wouldn't have the...
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- Guts to do it.
- Guts to buy myself.
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Girl, I'm just playing
with you!
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All right,
let's do some shots, baby!
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Get this party started!
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Uh, yeah.
Um, I don't really do shots.
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- In fact, I rarely drink.
- Oh, come on, Karen.
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No, no, no, no.
Really, really, this is just--
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it's not a great idea.
I mean, I'm the chief of police.
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And I'm the chief
of making bitches do shots.
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All righty, then.
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I'll see you in the E.R.
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All right, okay.
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20 more, girl. 20 more.
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- This place is just like Vegas.
- A little smaller.
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I'm guessing the escorts
might be a bit dicey.
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Then again, we haven't
really started drinking yet.
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And the criteria's bound
to change.
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We can look,
but we can't touch.
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Why do you keep checking
that thing?
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Uh, no reason.
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Whoa, ho, ho!
He is moving the hips!
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- He's working the room!
- Somebody's having fun!
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All right, I admit it--
it is good to be here.
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I mean, you guys
won't believe this,
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but I get so caught up
with work
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and opposing the health care law
at a grassroots level
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that sometimes I just forget
to, you know, cut loose
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and have some fun.
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- Hey! Ass-iter!
- Stump-iter!
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I can't believe
this guy is here!
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Oh--
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Oh! Every time!
Every time.
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Hey, I need 300 bucks.
Come on.
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You got it, Stumpelstiltskin.
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That should do it.
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- There you go.
- Uh-huh.
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Oh!
Is that guy awesome or what?
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We totally understand
why you dig him so much.
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Granted,
the Stumpinator and I--
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we're very different people,
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but at his core,
the Stumpinator
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is one of the most decent
and trustworthy people
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you will ever meet.
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Well, now,
you gentlemen excuse me.
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I'm gonna go shoot some craps.
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Hey-yo!
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His friend is an idiot,
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but I must say it is nice seeing
Lassie cut loose.
250
00:10:32,081 --> 00:10:34,283
I agree. It's all about
getting him away from work.
251
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,818
Yeah.
I think I'm gonna go join him.
252
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,453
You're gonna shoot craps?
253
00:10:38,521 --> 00:10:40,588
Nah, I'll be
at the nickel slots.
254
00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:42,257
Eh.
255
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:48,496
If we can get to Pollack
before Rizzo does,
256
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,432
we'll have all the evidence
to put this lowlife away
257
00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:53,701
for a long time.
258
00:10:53,769 --> 00:10:56,771
- Oh, my God!
- And you two--I knew it!
259
00:10:56,839 --> 00:11:00,042
All right, girls.
Girls, girls, girls.
260
00:11:00,109 --> 00:11:02,377
Is it just me,
or has it gotten hot up in here?
261
00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:04,779
Oh, it's pretty hot.
262
00:11:04,847 --> 00:11:06,949
You have the right
to remain silent.
263
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,355
Shake it, baby!
264
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,825
Yes!
You better shake it!
265
00:11:20,729 --> 00:11:24,766
That is not okay.
That's illegal!
266
00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:27,902
Aah!
267
00:11:29,805 --> 00:11:31,806
Buzz?
268
00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:34,376
I swear, I can explain.
269
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,011
I'm sober now.
270
00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:38,380
Congratulations.
271
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,717
Okay, what is this, uh,
straight-to-voice-mail nonsense?
272
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,953
Dude, where did you go?
273
00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:47,155
Call me back.
274
00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:49,191
- I miss you.
- Hey.
275
00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:51,493
You said you were going to play
the nickel slots.
276
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:52,927
Explain yourself.
277
00:11:52,996 --> 00:11:54,729
You got all in my head
about Rachael's ex being--
278
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,765
- Ey, my girl.
- He's not Jamaican.
279
00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,401
But she hasn't called
since she landed,
280
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,902
and I'm starting
to get nervous.
281
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,938
All right, look, it's probably
the time difference, okay?
282
00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:06,041
Besides, we have much bigger
issues right now.
283
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:08,110
- What?
- Herb Pollack is here.
284
00:12:08,177 --> 00:12:10,578
- Max Rizzo's accountant?
- What are the odds?
285
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:11,913
We got to alert
the local police
286
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,248
and get Lassie
the hell out of here.
287
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,682
Otherwise,
our sweet little party
288
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,818
is gonna become a work trip.
289
00:12:16,886 --> 00:12:19,954
Oh, hey, guys.
Look who I found.
290
00:12:20,023 --> 00:12:21,256
- Hello.
- Shut up.
291
00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:35,316
I rule.
292
00:12:35,384 --> 00:12:36,977
Nice freakin' party.
293
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,882
Where's Stumpy, by the way?
294
00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:40,617
Somewhere disappointing Jesus.
295
00:12:40,685 --> 00:12:42,252
Aw, come on, gang.
Cheer up.
296
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,787
We will recommence
the festivities
297
00:12:43,855 --> 00:12:45,176
as soon as we drop
this schlub off
298
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,090
to the local authorities
for safekeeping.
299
00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:48,525
Well, you do realize
that I'm no good
300
00:12:48,592 --> 00:12:49,860
without
the flash drives, right?
301
00:12:49,928 --> 00:12:51,895
You think I just walk around
with hard copies
302
00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:53,964
of a mob boss's taxes?
303
00:12:54,032 --> 00:12:55,699
They're all on a couple
of drives back at my apartment.
304
00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:58,535
So we'll drop you off
to the local brethren
305
00:12:58,602 --> 00:13:00,904
- and come back for 'em later.
- Okay.
306
00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:04,107
That is assuming that
Rizzo doesn't get to them first.
307
00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:06,643
One doesn't get to be
a ruthless crime lord
308
00:13:06,711 --> 00:13:08,278
without being persistent.
309
00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:11,481
Look, my condo
is three blocks that way.
310
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:13,884
I'll run in real quick.
311
00:13:13,952 --> 00:13:16,019
If you are messing with me,
I will punch you in the face
312
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,387
- so hard--
- Look.
313
00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:19,456
I want to put him away too.
314
00:13:19,523 --> 00:13:22,726
That way, he won't kill me.
315
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:24,962
Damn it.
Henry, bang a right up here.
316
00:13:25,029 --> 00:13:27,030
Henry, bang a right.
317
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:31,701
You said you were working
security here.
318
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,171
No, I said I wore
a security uniform here,
319
00:13:34,239 --> 00:13:36,673
which is technically true,
though this one's a tear-away.
320
00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:38,062
How long have you been
doing this?
321
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,609
A couple of months.
322
00:13:39,677 --> 00:13:41,011
Francine and I are saving
for a new condo,
323
00:13:41,079 --> 00:13:42,612
and we really need
the extra cash.
324
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,147
You know, plus, it's
a great group of guys,
325
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:45,815
and we really support
each other,
326
00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:47,217
and I never go full nude.
327
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,586
- I just strip down to the thong--
- Buzz, buzz.
328
00:13:49,653 --> 00:13:52,455
Oh, God.
This is awful, isn't it?
329
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:55,392
I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?
330
00:13:57,728 --> 00:13:59,796
Not if you leave right now.
331
00:13:59,864 --> 00:14:02,432
- I was never here.
- Okay.
332
00:14:04,502 --> 00:14:07,437
Oops.
I forgot my boomer.
333
00:14:10,942 --> 00:14:14,378
Marlowe?
What's wrong?
334
00:14:14,445 --> 00:14:17,114
We can get another stripper.
335
00:14:17,181 --> 00:14:18,882
What if I can't go through
with it?
336
00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:21,684
Well, there's pay-per-view.
There's--
337
00:14:21,752 --> 00:14:25,555
That's not
what I'm talking about.
338
00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:27,690
Whoa.
339
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,659
Wait.
What happened?
340
00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:32,729
It's just all happening
so fast.
341
00:14:32,797 --> 00:14:35,598
I mean, I love Carlton,
342
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,100
but three weeks ago,
343
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,636
I was in a cell
making soap tchotchkes.
344
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:43,573
Look, this is a huge step
for Carlton too.
345
00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:45,475
I mean, you two are crazy
about each other.
346
00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:52,449
I got to get some air.
347
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,388
The flash drives
are in my bedroom.
348
00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,123
I put it
in a hollowed-out book.
349
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,025
Do you think I give
a rat's ass where it is?
350
00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:03,927
Go get it.
351
00:15:06,664 --> 00:15:09,433
Whoa.
352
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,368
This dude has a receipt
for a ticket
353
00:15:11,436 --> 00:15:15,205
to a Michael Damian concert.
354
00:15:15,273 --> 00:15:16,606
Huh.
355
00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:18,041
Why would you take that?
356
00:15:18,109 --> 00:15:20,109
Because it had a picture
of Michael Damian on it.
357
00:15:27,118 --> 00:15:29,453
15-love.
358
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,792
Bro, you got
a monster backhand.
359
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,378
Run!
360
00:15:54,445 --> 00:15:55,912
Battery acid.
361
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:58,348
- I'll take a case.
- Oh, okay.
362
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,684
Henry, fire up the bus!
363
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,655
- Come on, strode! Run!
- Why are we running?
364
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,904
Uncle Max.
365
00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:22,972
Tell me you two crap heads
found Pollack.
366
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,341
Well, we did.
367
00:16:24,409 --> 00:16:25,842
Then that cop from Santa Barbara
368
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:26,943
that looks like Mr. Bean
got him.
369
00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:28,311
Lassiter?
370
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,047
What the hell's that goon
doing up in Santa Ynez?
371
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,083
Getting married, apparently,
to some broad named Marlowe.
372
00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:37,654
Skip the paraffin, Jing-Wei.
I got to bounce.
373
00:16:44,028 --> 00:16:45,962
- Chief.
- Oh, yeah?
374
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,397
Have you seen Marlowe?
375
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,732
I have not.
376
00:16:54,105 --> 00:16:56,306
Ain't no way
she left this casino.
377
00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:59,242
She couldn't have,
not wearing them ho clothes.
378
00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:04,981
Excuse me.
Do any of you three have dongs?
379
00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:06,883
Because I failed to ask that
380
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:10,687
of the last prostitute
and lived to regret it.
381
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,594
- Let's go.
- Hey. Oh, but...
382
00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:22,832
Well, do we have any idea
where she is?
383
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:23,900
Okay.
384
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,502
Who was that?
Was it Rachael?
385
00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:27,704
Why would Rachael call me?
That was Jules.
386
00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:28,972
What'd she want?
387
00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:30,807
Uh, your firearms
are being delivered
388
00:17:30,874 --> 00:17:32,476
- to the hotel as requested.
- Excellent.
389
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:34,377
Let's dump off this loser
and get back
390
00:17:34,445 --> 00:17:36,113
to stumpin' up the jam.
391
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,848
Ooh, hang on.
392
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:41,351
Who the hell is this?
393
00:17:41,419 --> 00:17:43,953
- Speak.
- Carlton Lassiter...
394
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,955
It's your old friend Max Rizzo.
395
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,858
Well, speak of the devil.
396
00:17:48,926 --> 00:17:50,327
How you been, scumbag?
397
00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:51,561
Funny you should call.
398
00:17:51,629 --> 00:17:53,330
I happen to be standing
with a buddy of yours.
399
00:17:53,397 --> 00:17:55,432
Oh, hang on.
He wants to say hello.
400
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,033
- Say hello.
- Hello?
401
00:17:57,101 --> 00:18:00,903
Bam! Your ass is going down
for a long time.
402
00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:02,172
Is that right?
403
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,540
Well, that should
be interesting.
404
00:18:03,608 --> 00:18:04,841
Yeah.
405
00:18:04,908 --> 00:18:06,469
'Cause you see,
as luck would have it,
406
00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:09,746
I'm hanging out
with an old friend of yours.
407
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,049
Baby.
408
00:18:13,117 --> 00:18:14,284
Marlowe?
409
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,676
Son of a bitch proposed
a straight-up swap.
410
00:18:18,717 --> 00:18:21,352
Marlowe for Herb--
that's the deal.
411
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:25,289
I have one weakness
in this life, and he has her.
412
00:18:25,849 --> 00:18:28,217
She's probably scared to death,
and I'm not there to help her.
413
00:18:28,285 --> 00:18:31,087
Oh, let her go, C-dog.
414
00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:32,922
There are, like,
3 billion chicks out there
415
00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:36,259
that need dudes like us,
and that's just in the Ukraine.
416
00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:39,562
That doesn't make any sense.
417
00:18:39,629 --> 00:18:41,097
This is by far
the worst selection
418
00:18:41,165 --> 00:18:43,232
of adult features
I've ever seen.
419
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,633
Chitty Chitty Gangbang?
420
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:46,438
Batman and Throbbin'?
421
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:47,903
Hannah Does Her Sisters?
422
00:18:47,971 --> 00:18:49,472
I saw that in '92.
423
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,407
Where's the slo-mo?
424
00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:53,742
Can't risk it.
I won't.
425
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,445
I have waited too long,
426
00:18:55,512 --> 00:18:58,847
and I am going to marry
my fiancee tomorrow.
427
00:18:58,915 --> 00:19:02,118
I will put that greasy scumbag
Rizzo away some other day soon.
428
00:19:02,186 --> 00:19:04,019
We make the swap.
We make it now.
429
00:19:04,088 --> 00:19:05,788
Uh, what about the chief?
430
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:08,357
- Oh.
- You must try and hydrate.
431
00:19:08,425 --> 00:19:11,294
I can't feel my skin.
432
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:13,396
I haven't done shots
since college,
433
00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:15,698
and I just didn't want to be
the wet blanket.
434
00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:18,367
I know you didn't.
435
00:19:18,435 --> 00:19:20,536
What's stuck to my lip?
436
00:19:20,604 --> 00:19:23,306
It's a peanut shell, Karen.
437
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,341
I believe the chief
is okay with this plan.
438
00:19:25,409 --> 00:19:26,642
Yeah.
439
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:29,678
Let's grab Herb
out of the bedroom.
440
00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:33,116
Uh, hey, y'all.
Um, we got a serious problem.
441
00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:35,851
Uh, why are you wearing
a towel?
442
00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:39,755
Oh, you--you guys
are gonna be so mad.
443
00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:41,557
Um, Herb got away.
444
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,745
I mean, little weasel
just jumped out the damn window.
445
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,928
Is this some kind of joke?
446
00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:47,896
This is my life!
447
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:50,899
Pollack!
448
00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:52,868
Wendy, what happened?
449
00:19:52,936 --> 00:19:54,637
He was handcuffed
to the bedpost.
450
00:19:54,704 --> 00:19:56,205
He ripped himself from it.
451
00:19:56,273 --> 00:19:58,441
I mean, and, like, he gnawed
his paw like a wolf.
452
00:19:58,509 --> 00:19:59,842
Woody.
453
00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,944
I'm sorry, but she smells
like biscuits.
454
00:20:02,012 --> 00:20:04,614
Aw, thanks, boo.
455
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:07,250
Ooh.
What am I supposed to do now?
456
00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:11,454
Someone tell me what in the hell
I am supposed to do now.
457
00:20:11,522 --> 00:20:13,222
- O'Hara?
- Come here.
458
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:16,325
Sit. Breathe.
459
00:20:16,393 --> 00:20:20,062
- Sit and breathe.
- I have an idea.
460
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,198
Hope is not lost.
461
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:25,134
How much do you trust me?
462
00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,615
You all right there,
honey bunny?
463
00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:42,819
You put a gag on her,
you son of a bitch?
464
00:20:42,886 --> 00:20:44,353
Why is she in a housecoat?
465
00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:46,055
If you so much
as breathed on her--
466
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:47,590
Oh, nobody touched her.
467
00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:50,493
Now, give me my rat.
468
00:20:50,561 --> 00:20:51,694
Let's go.
Go ahead.
469
00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:53,529
Walk towards my voice, baby.
470
00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:55,531
All right, this way.
There you go, baby.
471
00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:57,600
Hope you said
your prayers, Herb.
472
00:20:57,668 --> 00:21:00,203
Hey, and remember,
he ends up in a ditch,
473
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:02,037
I will have you by the plums
for murder.
474
00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:03,839
I mean, don't you think
your little buddy Herb there
475
00:21:03,907 --> 00:21:05,541
made copies of those files?
476
00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:08,043
If I were you,
I'd give him a raise
477
00:21:08,111 --> 00:21:09,778
and take him out
to dinner and a show.
478
00:21:09,846 --> 00:21:11,606
Don't you try to tell me
about my business.
479
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,387
Man, have some respect
for yourself.
480
00:21:18,455 --> 00:21:20,055
Good luck there, Herb.
481
00:21:20,123 --> 00:21:21,424
You're on borrowed time,
dirtbag.
482
00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,659
Catch me if you can, ham bone.
483
00:21:23,727 --> 00:21:25,127
Take it to the bank.
There you go, baby.
484
00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:45,214
You double-crossed me,
you rat bastard!
485
00:21:45,282 --> 00:21:46,883
Look who's talking,
you son of a bitch!
486
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:48,784
Who the hell is that?
487
00:21:48,852 --> 00:21:50,819
Retired detective first grade
Henry Spencer.
488
00:21:50,887 --> 00:21:53,055
I busted your Uncle Sal in '83,
489
00:21:53,123 --> 00:21:55,625
so go ahead, punch me
in the face as hard as you can.
490
00:21:55,692 --> 00:21:57,760
I knew I couldn't trust you.
491
00:21:57,827 --> 00:22:00,363
That is not my future wife!
492
00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:02,965
No, but I could be.
493
00:22:03,032 --> 00:22:07,570
Jesus of Nazareth,
where the hell is my fiancee?
494
00:22:07,638 --> 00:22:08,937
All right, look.
495
00:22:09,005 --> 00:22:11,474
Your gal got the drop
on my idiot nephew Tito
496
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:12,541
back at the hotel.
497
00:22:12,609 --> 00:22:14,009
See, it turns out
498
00:22:14,077 --> 00:22:17,846
he ordered a companion
up to his room, sight unseen.
499
00:22:17,914 --> 00:22:20,816
She shows up.
The dong comes out.
500
00:22:20,884 --> 00:22:22,585
Your gal seizes the moment,
and Bob's your uncle.
501
00:22:22,653 --> 00:22:24,654
I got to hand it to you,
Lassiter--
502
00:22:24,721 --> 00:22:27,222
you are marrying
one tough broad there.
503
00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:29,725
She even busted out
some Muay Thai in the hallway
504
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,226
before she jumped out
the window.
505
00:22:31,295 --> 00:22:32,895
That is my gal.
506
00:22:32,962 --> 00:22:34,430
Ironically,
507
00:22:34,498 --> 00:22:36,532
your boy Herb slipped through
the fingers of my coroner
508
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,201
and Marlowe's recently paroled
maid of honor.
509
00:22:39,269 --> 00:22:40,603
All right, so what do you say
we just pretend
510
00:22:40,671 --> 00:22:42,237
- it never happened?
- Yeah, fine by me.
511
00:22:42,306 --> 00:22:43,872
You'll be behind bars
within a week anyway.
512
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:45,207
Fat chance.
513
00:22:45,275 --> 00:22:49,278
I'll see you
in your nightmares, pony boy.
514
00:22:49,346 --> 00:22:50,813
W-wait a second--
are you telling me
515
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,182
that Rizzo had
the same exact plan we did?
516
00:22:53,249 --> 00:22:55,618
Yep, which means
my fiancee's still missing.
517
00:22:55,686 --> 00:22:58,454
- We're going to find her.
- That Rizzo's a cagey bastard.
518
00:22:58,522 --> 00:23:00,623
Taking off my hood,
he sees I'm not Herb.
519
00:23:00,691 --> 00:23:02,325
He has his lackey
turn up the radio.
520
00:23:02,392 --> 00:23:03,793
He knows I'm wearing a wire.
521
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,461
Whoo! I got to tell you,
I haven't felt this alive
522
00:23:05,529 --> 00:23:07,162
since Jerry Carp
shot me in the chest.
523
00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:09,365
- When you almost died?
- Exactly.
524
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:12,702
Team, thank you for getting me
back in the game.
525
00:23:12,769 --> 00:23:14,770
Hey! Are we gonna party
or what?
526
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:35,358
It's impossible!
527
00:23:35,425 --> 00:23:36,692
There's no way
she jumped out of this window!
528
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,596
- It's too high!
- Not for Spider-Man.
529
00:23:40,664 --> 00:23:41,630
What?
530
00:23:41,698 --> 00:23:43,298
He wouldn't even need his webs.
531
00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:46,635
He could just scale
with his sticky crawl.
532
00:23:46,703 --> 00:23:48,237
What the heck
am I talking about?
533
00:23:48,304 --> 00:23:50,673
Uh, Lassie, that ledge
actually turns the corner
534
00:23:50,741 --> 00:23:52,261
and runs along
the side of the building
535
00:23:52,275 --> 00:23:53,476
towards the fire escape.
536
00:23:53,543 --> 00:23:55,010
That's it!
537
00:23:55,078 --> 00:23:56,645
She must've gone
through the window,
538
00:23:56,713 --> 00:23:58,614
onto the ledge,
tight-roped her way around
539
00:23:58,682 --> 00:24:00,048
and made her escape.
540
00:24:00,116 --> 00:24:02,852
Our children are going to be
Seal Team 6 members!
541
00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:04,186
Wait a second.
542
00:24:04,254 --> 00:24:05,688
If Marlowe's just walking around
free as a bird,
543
00:24:05,756 --> 00:24:07,089
why hasn't she called?
544
00:24:07,156 --> 00:24:09,091
Maybe she got hungry
545
00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:10,860
or...
546
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,561
Maybe you should
shut up, Guster.
547
00:24:12,629 --> 00:24:14,397
It's a valid question, Lassie.
548
00:24:14,464 --> 00:24:17,800
Carlton, there's something
you should know.
549
00:24:17,868 --> 00:24:20,703
- Marlowe and I--
- Ooh! Silence, woman!
550
00:24:20,771 --> 00:24:23,005
Sorry, sweetheart.
I'm getting something.
551
00:24:23,072 --> 00:24:25,708
You are marrying
one tough broad there.
552
00:24:25,776 --> 00:24:28,277
She even busted out
some Muay Thai in the hallway
553
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:30,646
before she jumped out
the window.
554
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,354
Wow! Ha!
555
00:24:39,423 --> 00:24:41,924
That is easily
the most spectacular vision
556
00:24:41,991 --> 00:24:43,559
I've ever had!
557
00:24:43,627 --> 00:24:45,461
I know where she is!
558
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,534
I-I got it from here, buddy.
559
00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:54,737
I'd like my face
to be the first thing she sees.
560
00:24:58,608 --> 00:25:00,042
Baby!
561
00:25:02,712 --> 00:25:04,580
Oh, Carlton.
562
00:25:04,648 --> 00:25:05,881
Oh, are you okay?
563
00:25:05,949 --> 00:25:08,617
Was that...
a spinning back fist?
564
00:25:08,685 --> 00:25:10,486
Yeah.
565
00:25:10,554 --> 00:25:14,723
My God, I love you.
566
00:25:14,791 --> 00:25:17,460
I knew you'd come.
I just knew it.
567
00:25:17,527 --> 00:25:19,261
How'd you know I was here?
568
00:25:19,329 --> 00:25:21,630
Spencer--
he had a vision.
569
00:25:21,698 --> 00:25:24,600
I got to say it was
a pretty spectacular one.
570
00:25:24,668 --> 00:25:26,134
Come on.
571
00:25:26,202 --> 00:25:27,922
I'm never letting you
out of my sight again.
572
00:25:27,971 --> 00:25:29,404
Ever.
573
00:25:29,473 --> 00:25:30,606
Deal.
574
00:25:30,674 --> 00:25:32,274
But not until after the wedding
575
00:25:32,342 --> 00:25:33,742
because it would be
really bad luck
576
00:25:33,810 --> 00:25:35,277
for you to see me in my dress.
577
00:25:35,345 --> 00:25:37,346
Oh, my God, what time is it?
578
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,848
Yeah, we have
less than two hours,
579
00:25:38,915 --> 00:25:41,049
and we have a lot of work to do,
so you are coming with me.
580
00:25:41,117 --> 00:25:42,885
See you at the Meadow.
581
00:25:42,953 --> 00:25:46,388
Guard her with your life!
That's not hyperbole!
582
00:25:48,191 --> 00:25:49,525
Good work, Spencer.
583
00:25:49,593 --> 00:25:51,560
- I owe you one.
- Yeah.
584
00:25:51,628 --> 00:25:53,729
Let's go grab the fellas
and suit up.
585
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:16,251
Judas Priest, strode.
586
00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:18,921
- What the hell are you doing?
- Oh...
587
00:26:18,989 --> 00:26:20,422
When you said put on your suit,
588
00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:23,058
you didn't mean we were all
going for a dip in the grotto?
589
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,459
Why would I possibly mean that?
590
00:26:24,528 --> 00:26:26,094
Well, you weren't
very specific.
591
00:26:26,162 --> 00:26:27,763
My suit suit is on the bus.
592
00:26:27,831 --> 00:26:29,398
Change on the way.
Come on!
593
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:32,028
Losing Herb's
gonna leave a mark,
594
00:26:32,035 --> 00:26:33,368
but with an A.P.B. out on him,
595
00:26:33,436 --> 00:26:34,637
there's no way
he's going anywhere.
596
00:26:34,704 --> 00:26:35,838
I want those files.
597
00:26:35,906 --> 00:26:38,073
Yeah?
So does Rizzo.
598
00:27:04,768 --> 00:27:05,935
I think Herb is still here.
599
00:27:06,002 --> 00:27:07,269
What are you talking about?
600
00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:09,371
That crafty fox man.
601
00:27:09,439 --> 00:27:10,873
He figured that we would
assume that he would run,
602
00:27:10,941 --> 00:27:12,507
so he stuck around.
603
00:27:12,576 --> 00:27:15,243
Either that, or he's the world's
biggest Michael Damian fan.
604
00:27:15,311 --> 00:27:16,712
Or both.
605
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:20,382
I am about to make
Lassie's year.
606
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,801
Did you miss me?
607
00:27:38,868 --> 00:27:40,869
Not particularly.
608
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:45,040
You know,
I-I really got to pee.
609
00:27:45,108 --> 00:27:48,811
Try not to think
of a warm summer's rain.
610
00:27:48,878 --> 00:27:51,179
Henry!
Take me to my wedding.
611
00:27:57,253 --> 00:28:00,447
Uncle Max?
Get ready to be happy.
612
00:28:02,706 --> 00:28:04,226
Oh, I can feel
my heartbeat in my face.
613
00:28:04,274 --> 00:28:06,907
Well, you did have at least
six shots of tequila last night.
614
00:28:07,027 --> 00:28:08,961
- How are you feeling?
- Good.
615
00:28:09,029 --> 00:28:12,565
I guess I just needed
a little bit of me time.
616
00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:14,867
The truth is, the whole time
that I was stuck in there,
617
00:28:14,934 --> 00:28:16,769
I never panicked, not once.
618
00:28:16,836 --> 00:28:19,438
I just knew Carlton
was gonna come.
619
00:28:19,506 --> 00:28:22,175
I felt safe,
if that makes any sense.
620
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,709
And then it hit me.
621
00:28:23,777 --> 00:28:26,879
Carlton is always going
to be there...
622
00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:28,181
always.
623
00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:30,949
I never have to worry
about losing him.
624
00:28:31,017 --> 00:28:32,751
Unless his ass gets shot.
625
00:28:32,819 --> 00:28:34,019
Oh.
626
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,988
You know what?
But that's why the po-po
627
00:28:36,056 --> 00:28:37,890
be wearing them
bulletproof vests, girl.
628
00:28:37,957 --> 00:28:39,225
- All right.
- It's all good.
629
00:28:39,293 --> 00:28:41,093
Yeah.
630
00:28:41,161 --> 00:28:44,863
You have to know
you make him so happy.
631
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:49,034
I have never seen him
this full of life and hope.
632
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,870
Look, it's gonna be hard.
633
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,839
I mean, there will be days
that you just want to hop
634
00:28:53,907 --> 00:28:55,774
on a plane
to the South of France
635
00:28:55,842 --> 00:29:00,346
and meet a young winemaker
on a bicycle.
636
00:29:00,414 --> 00:29:02,481
Oh, and all he wants to do
is cook for you
637
00:29:02,549 --> 00:29:04,250
and make love.
638
00:29:04,318 --> 00:29:08,221
But then there will be
those days
639
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:11,457
when you are sick in bed,
and he'll rub your feet,
640
00:29:11,525 --> 00:29:13,092
or he'll try to make
you eggs florentine
641
00:29:13,159 --> 00:29:16,195
from a recipe
that he found online...
642
00:29:16,263 --> 00:29:19,798
Oh, or that day when he walks
into your hospital room
643
00:29:19,866 --> 00:29:21,200
holding your newborn son,
644
00:29:21,268 --> 00:29:24,169
and he will him lay gently
on your chest,
645
00:29:24,238 --> 00:29:26,905
and he tells you
that you look beautiful,
646
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:29,542
even though you know you look
like hell frozen over...
647
00:29:31,044 --> 00:29:35,047
And it all will be worth it.
648
00:29:35,115 --> 00:29:36,916
How the hell my parole officer
gonna call me
649
00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:40,786
when I'm trying
to put my face on?
650
00:29:40,854 --> 00:29:42,821
What you want, Trenice?
651
00:29:50,297 --> 00:29:53,466
And I promise never to clone
your cell phone...
652
00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:55,834
my princess.
653
00:29:55,902 --> 00:29:58,036
There it is.
654
00:29:58,104 --> 00:30:01,840
Now it sings.
655
00:30:01,908 --> 00:30:04,109
Madeline and I
didn't write our own vows.
656
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,778
She wanted to,
657
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,980
but I was my usual, stubborn,
traditional self.
658
00:30:08,047 --> 00:30:09,915
Sure hope you drafted a prenup.
659
00:30:09,983 --> 00:30:11,116
Shut up, Herb.
660
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,452
If you knew
the pure, celestial love
661
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,656
that I have surrendered to,
you wouldn't worry about money.
662
00:30:16,723 --> 00:30:18,357
Plus, just shut up.
663
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,192
I thought I knew that love.
664
00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:23,729
It turns out I mistook it
for a soulless concubine
665
00:30:23,797 --> 00:30:28,000
who cheated on me 12 times
with 10 men.
666
00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:30,135
What?
Oh, I-I have a natural part.
667
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,405
Why fight it?
668
00:30:32,472 --> 00:30:34,973
Wait. So that guy
who's vomiting jell-o
669
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,442
is your best man?
670
00:30:36,510 --> 00:30:38,811
- Seriously?
- Didn't I tell you to shut up?
671
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:40,078
Herb is right, Lassie.
672
00:30:40,146 --> 00:30:41,914
I mean, your best friend
is a tool.
673
00:30:41,981 --> 00:30:43,783
Grade-A D-bag, no question.
674
00:30:43,850 --> 00:30:45,851
He's not my best friend, okay?
675
00:30:45,919 --> 00:30:47,520
He's not my boy.
He's not my man.
676
00:30:47,587 --> 00:30:49,588
I haven't seen the guy
since high school.
677
00:30:49,656 --> 00:30:51,616
He was the only other member
of the Anti-Glee Club
678
00:30:51,658 --> 00:30:52,858
that bothered to come
to meetings.
679
00:30:52,926 --> 00:30:54,560
You know what?
I don't need to explain myself.
680
00:30:54,628 --> 00:30:56,562
Why would you lie
about something like that?
681
00:30:56,630 --> 00:31:00,065
Because
I was embarrassed, okay?
682
00:31:00,133 --> 00:31:01,600
It's embarrassing
that I didn't have somebody
683
00:31:01,668 --> 00:31:04,837
that I was super tight with
to ask to my bachelor party.
684
00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:06,772
That's why I didn't want one,
685
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,610
and you two ninnies go
and call my bluff, and...
686
00:31:11,678 --> 00:31:13,612
Jackass' name
is the first thing
687
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,948
that popped into my head,
so I just--I rolled with it.
688
00:31:16,015 --> 00:31:18,751
Brings me so much relief
to hear you say that.
689
00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:19,852
So give him your pity, not me,
690
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,920
because you know what?
691
00:31:21,988 --> 00:31:24,590
I'm happy with who I am.
692
00:31:24,658 --> 00:31:28,927
Besides,
bromances are overrated.
693
00:31:28,995 --> 00:31:30,796
Marlowe gives me
all the companionship
694
00:31:30,864 --> 00:31:32,231
I will ever need.
695
00:31:32,298 --> 00:31:35,468
Now, that being said...
696
00:31:35,535 --> 00:31:38,471
I do appreciate the gesture.
697
00:31:38,538 --> 00:31:39,938
Gentlemen.
698
00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:44,977
But what I'm asking for here
is a favor.
699
00:31:45,044 --> 00:31:47,880
Big Wendy is the maid of honor.
700
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,815
What kind of parole officer
are you, Trenice?
701
00:31:49,883 --> 00:31:52,184
Uh-uh! See, I could've lied
my butt off, you know?
702
00:31:52,252 --> 00:31:54,253
But I told the truth,
and this how you do me?
703
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,154
You just mad
'cause I'm a full-figured woman.
704
00:31:56,222 --> 00:31:58,023
And you starving.
Ya hungry!
705
00:31:58,091 --> 00:32:00,993
Now, as I was saying,
I can personally guarantee
706
00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:03,729
that she will not leave my sight
or touch another drop of alcohol
707
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,031
for the remainder
of the evening.
708
00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:07,833
"Well, what is good enough?"
709
00:32:07,901 --> 00:32:11,003
said the Chief of Police.
710
00:32:11,070 --> 00:32:12,671
Your Justice of the Peace
is a drunk?
711
00:32:12,672 --> 00:32:14,072
He's not answering
his cell phone,
712
00:32:14,107 --> 00:32:16,609
and apparently no one
has seen him since May Day!
713
00:32:16,676 --> 00:32:18,343
What the hell
am I supposed to do now?
714
00:32:18,412 --> 00:32:20,446
- Um...
- I'm licensed.
715
00:32:20,514 --> 00:32:22,448
Zip it!
Wait. What?
716
00:32:22,516 --> 00:32:23,816
Yeah, I'm a licensed
Justice of the Peace.
717
00:32:23,884 --> 00:32:25,117
I could marry you.
718
00:32:25,184 --> 00:32:26,652
Why the hell
didn't you say that before?
719
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,321
Because you keep telling me
to shut up,
720
00:32:28,388 --> 00:32:31,690
and you handcuffed me to
a bedpost and a stripper pole.
721
00:32:31,758 --> 00:32:33,726
Herb, I could kiss you
right now.
722
00:32:33,794 --> 00:32:35,661
- All right.
- Come with me!
723
00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:41,634
- Fortuitous.
- Yeah.
724
00:32:41,701 --> 00:32:43,702
Yeah.
725
00:32:47,908 --> 00:32:49,975
Buzz! Why are you still
wearing that?
726
00:32:50,043 --> 00:32:51,276
I had to come straight
from my other gig.
727
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,611
Nice day, huh?
728
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,012
Where's Franny?
729
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,081
I didn't get a plus-one.
730
00:32:56,149 --> 00:32:59,184
Huh.
731
00:32:59,252 --> 00:33:01,153
What?
732
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:02,488
Oh, son of a--
733
00:33:07,327 --> 00:33:10,028
Oh.
734
00:33:10,096 --> 00:33:12,130
- Hi, ladies.
- Hi.
735
00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,500
I wish I had two moms...
736
00:33:14,568 --> 00:33:16,134
or one, for that matter.
737
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,807
Okay, here we go.
738
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,375
Is this really necessary?
739
00:33:23,443 --> 00:33:25,143
Just smile,
and we'll get through this.
740
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:26,345
She's not even here.
741
00:33:26,412 --> 00:33:28,113
I feel like Kunta Kinte.
742
00:33:36,022 --> 00:33:37,823
Here.
743
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:54,306
What the hell?
744
00:33:54,374 --> 00:33:56,408
Everybody take cover!
745
00:33:56,476 --> 00:33:59,077
Marlowe, hit the deck!
746
00:33:59,145 --> 00:34:01,847
Everybody down!
747
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:04,249
Ahh! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
748
00:34:04,317 --> 00:34:07,185
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
749
00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:09,221
I'm in my happy place.
I'm in my happy place.
750
00:34:09,288 --> 00:34:10,968
- I'm in space camp.
- They're all packing!
751
00:34:11,024 --> 00:34:14,493
Of course they are.
It's a cop wedding.
752
00:34:18,197 --> 00:34:20,799
Don't move!
Put it down!
753
00:34:20,867 --> 00:34:23,301
You coward.
754
00:34:23,369 --> 00:34:25,070
Freeze, Rizzo!
755
00:34:25,138 --> 00:34:27,873
- McNab!
- I got him.
756
00:34:30,076 --> 00:34:31,977
Great Caesar's ghost.
757
00:34:32,045 --> 00:34:33,679
- Oh.
- That's--that's happening.
758
00:34:33,747 --> 00:34:35,881
Call me.
759
00:34:43,389 --> 00:34:45,323
You okay, babe?
760
00:34:45,391 --> 00:34:49,728
Now, where were we?
761
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,496
Marlowe Viccellio,
you have given me
762
00:34:51,565 --> 00:34:53,231
something to believe in
763
00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:55,734
even stronger
than the NRA's code of ethics.
764
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:59,872
I love you,
now and for all eternity.
765
00:35:05,879 --> 00:35:07,713
I hope there's an open bar.
766
00:35:07,781 --> 00:35:09,347
Bar?
Man, I'm hungry.
767
00:35:09,415 --> 00:35:13,953
Carlton, do you take Marlowe
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
768
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,287
I do.
769
00:35:15,354 --> 00:35:18,256
And, Marlowe, do you take
Prince Carlton
770
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,726
to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
771
00:35:20,794 --> 00:35:23,161
You bet your ass I do.
772
00:35:23,229 --> 00:35:25,363
Then by the power vested in me
773
00:35:25,431 --> 00:35:28,901
by an online course I took
last year during jury duty,
774
00:35:28,969 --> 00:35:32,404
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
775
00:35:32,472 --> 00:35:36,008
You may kiss the bride.
776
00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:26,481
Hey, baby, what's up?
777
00:36:26,548 --> 00:36:27,916
No, no,
I wasn't worried at all.
778
00:36:27,984 --> 00:36:29,484
You know, I figured you're over
there doing your thing.
779
00:36:29,551 --> 00:36:31,452
I'm over here doing my thing,
partying and whatnot.
780
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,656
Come on, son.
781
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:41,375
- Hey.
- Huh?
782
00:36:41,443 --> 00:36:42,742
- What are you doing?
- Hmm?
783
00:36:42,810 --> 00:36:44,711
Will you please
Wang Chung with me?
784
00:36:44,779 --> 00:36:47,181
- Will you--
- Later, I promise,
785
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,749
but right now
I am enjoying this cake.
786
00:36:49,817 --> 00:36:51,585
I love cake.
You know I love cake.
787
00:36:51,652 --> 00:36:53,053
I deserve this, damn it.
788
00:36:53,121 --> 00:36:54,989
At least have
the common decency
789
00:36:55,056 --> 00:36:57,824
to wash it down with a fresh
flute of--what is that?
790
00:36:57,892 --> 00:36:59,093
- Prosecco.
- Or three.
791
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,894
I accept, and I'm freezing.
792
00:37:00,962 --> 00:37:03,630
Oh, baby.
793
00:37:03,698 --> 00:37:05,399
Better put your arms in there.
You won't be able to use them.
794
00:37:05,467 --> 00:37:08,002
- Oh, yes.
- Oh...
795
00:37:08,069 --> 00:37:09,936
- What?
- Say cheese or something.
796
00:37:10,005 --> 00:37:11,605
Oh. Cheese or something!
797
00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:15,609
Back in a jiff.
798
00:37:15,676 --> 00:37:19,513
Oh, and--and get
whatever you want.
799
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:20,914
Ooh.
800
00:37:20,982 --> 00:37:24,851
Dos proseccos, please?
801
00:37:24,919 --> 00:37:26,853
- Thank you very much.
- Hey.
802
00:37:26,921 --> 00:37:28,622
Pop.
803
00:37:28,689 --> 00:37:30,624
I saw you doing the Humpty dance
with Woody earlier.
804
00:37:30,691 --> 00:37:32,459
I got to admit,
I did not see that coming.
805
00:37:32,527 --> 00:37:34,461
I can still surprise you
after all these years, huh?
806
00:37:34,529 --> 00:37:36,963
Can I have a beer?
807
00:37:37,032 --> 00:37:39,466
Look at those two.
808
00:37:39,534 --> 00:37:41,535
I'll tell you, when it's good,
there's nothing like it--
809
00:37:41,602 --> 00:37:43,437
just pure, uncomplicated.
810
00:37:43,505 --> 00:37:45,672
"Uncomplicated"?
811
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,607
Can't say I'm familiar
with that concept.
812
00:37:47,675 --> 00:37:49,176
Yeah, it's 'cause you're
a Spencer.
813
00:37:49,244 --> 00:37:51,011
Thank you.
It's in your DNA.
814
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:53,414
We instinctively make things
as difficult for ourselves
815
00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:54,814
as possible.
816
00:37:54,882 --> 00:37:58,785
You know, your mother--
she wanted to see the world.
817
00:37:58,853 --> 00:38:03,424
That was her one big thing,
to see the world.
818
00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:04,958
Did we ever take a trip?
819
00:38:05,026 --> 00:38:08,795
- No.
- No.
820
00:38:08,863 --> 00:38:10,764
By the time I wised up,
it was too late.
821
00:38:10,831 --> 00:38:13,667
You're like the old guy in Up.
822
00:38:13,734 --> 00:38:15,469
Except your mother's
still alive.
823
00:38:15,537 --> 00:38:17,371
What's happening right now?
824
00:38:17,439 --> 00:38:21,375
I'm just saying it'd be nice
to see you break the cycle.
825
00:38:33,921 --> 00:38:36,656
No.
826
00:38:40,128 --> 00:38:41,295
Where's yours?
827
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,263
I did a shot of absinthe
at the bar.
828
00:38:43,331 --> 00:38:45,332
Shawn, I need
to ask you something,
829
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,236
and I'm sure this is just me
overthinking things,
830
00:38:49,304 --> 00:38:53,474
but, um, yesterday
you were at the hotel.
831
00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:56,610
You saw the hallways.
You know the layout.
832
00:38:56,677 --> 00:38:58,545
Guilty as charged.
833
00:38:58,613 --> 00:39:00,380
Well, you said that you had
834
00:39:00,448 --> 00:39:04,151
this spectacular vision
835
00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:07,588
that Marlowe was covered
in garbage.
836
00:39:07,655 --> 00:39:10,824
But couldn't you have
just remembered
837
00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:13,594
that there was a trash chute
on every floor
838
00:39:13,661 --> 00:39:16,196
and then taken a guess?
839
00:39:16,264 --> 00:39:19,399
Uh... yeah.
840
00:39:19,467 --> 00:39:20,834
I-I suppose so,
841
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:23,470
but that would've been
a pretty wild guess,
842
00:39:23,538 --> 00:39:24,938
don't you think?
843
00:39:25,006 --> 00:39:26,673
Absolutely, and, you know,
844
00:39:26,741 --> 00:39:29,576
I probably wouldn't have given
it a second thought,
845
00:39:29,644 --> 00:39:34,014
but then there was this.
846
00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:44,424
And I am sure there's
an explanation, but you know me.
847
00:39:44,492 --> 00:39:46,426
I won't be able to stop
thinking about it,
848
00:39:46,494 --> 00:39:47,894
and I certainly won't be able
to Wang Chung
849
00:39:47,962 --> 00:39:49,896
until we clear it up.
850
00:39:51,966 --> 00:39:55,502
Lassiter said you had a vision
851
00:39:55,570 --> 00:39:58,238
of Herb with Michael Damian,
852
00:39:58,306 --> 00:40:01,675
but you had this receipt,
853
00:40:01,742 --> 00:40:05,812
so you knew
Herb would be there,
854
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,715
right?
855
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,202
Maybe the best things...
856
00:40:28,269 --> 00:40:31,071
the richest things
857
00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:33,840
aren't supposed to come easily,
858
00:40:33,908 --> 00:40:36,376
and that sometimes the moments
that make the most sense
859
00:40:36,444 --> 00:40:39,213
happen when
everything else doesn't.
860
00:40:42,217 --> 00:40:45,452
Shawn, are you listening to me?
861
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,155
Falling in love with you was
never part of the plan, okay?
862
00:40:49,224 --> 00:40:51,391
This whole thing started
because my ass
863
00:40:51,459 --> 00:40:53,594
was on the line.
864
00:40:53,661 --> 00:40:55,662
Self-preservation, Jules--
you got to understand that.
865
00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:57,631
I didn't have a choice.
866
00:40:59,367 --> 00:41:01,801
And then...
867
00:41:01,869 --> 00:41:05,772
we sort of found a groove,
868
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,809
and by the time you showed up,
it was so much fun.
869
00:41:11,112 --> 00:41:14,481
I put away,
like, over 100 criminals.
870
00:41:14,549 --> 00:41:16,116
Most of them were murderers.
871
00:41:22,757 --> 00:41:26,260
I'm good at what I do.
872
00:41:26,327 --> 00:41:28,828
And what I do...
873
00:41:31,466 --> 00:41:34,368
it's good...
874
00:41:34,435 --> 00:41:36,270
isn't it?
875
00:41:36,337 --> 00:41:39,506
What are you talking about?
876
00:41:41,442 --> 00:41:45,679
Are you telling me
this is all a lie?
877
00:41:45,747 --> 00:41:47,414
Please don't make me
answer that.
878
00:41:47,482 --> 00:41:51,618
Oh, my God.
879
00:41:51,686 --> 00:41:53,587
Oh, my God,
I feel so stupid.
880
00:41:53,655 --> 00:41:55,455
No, sweetheart.
881
00:41:55,523 --> 00:41:57,090
No, this...
882
00:41:57,158 --> 00:42:01,027
this is all me.
883
00:42:01,095 --> 00:42:02,763
This--
884
00:42:07,268 --> 00:42:08,968
Let me call you back.
885
00:42:11,644 --> 00:42:22,371
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