1 00:00:06,865 --> 00:00:09,800 [Applause] 2 00:00:09,868 --> 00:00:12,002 [Camera shutters snapping] 3 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:14,004 Quality of life is up 4 00:00:14,388 --> 00:00:17,189 because crime in Santa Barbara is at an all-time low 5 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,076 due to the tireless efforts 6 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,705 of your Santa Barbara Police Department. 7 00:00:20,712 --> 00:00:24,481 Correction: Seriously underfunded police department, 8 00:00:24,549 --> 00:00:26,517 you eco-socialist moonbat. 9 00:00:26,585 --> 00:00:27,818 Gavin Channing is an awesome mayor. 10 00:00:27,886 --> 00:00:28,978 And people like trees, Carlton. 11 00:00:29,084 --> 00:00:31,719 I am honored to recognize Chief Karen Vick, 12 00:00:31,786 --> 00:00:33,654 her dedicated officers, 13 00:00:33,722 --> 00:00:35,422 and the extraordinary Shawn Spencer 14 00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:37,992 for their invaluable service to the community. 15 00:00:38,059 --> 00:00:42,296 [Applause] 16 00:00:42,364 --> 00:00:45,299 Please, stop. It's all too much. 17 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:48,802 Thank you, mayor. 18 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:50,504 What is genius? 19 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,172 Can you bottle it? 20 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,843 Is it something you would even want to bottle? 21 00:00:57,979 --> 00:00:58,912 [Scoffs] Chief, I'm so sorry. 22 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:00,914 I'm such a jerk sometimes. 23 00:01:00,982 --> 00:01:04,218 Look at this, everyone. Isn't that nice? 24 00:01:04,285 --> 00:01:05,519 Oh-- 25 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,689 It is moments like this 26 00:01:08,757 --> 00:01:10,524 that make my second sight 27 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:12,159 and illustrious gift set 28 00:01:12,227 --> 00:01:13,694 so worthwhile. 29 00:01:13,762 --> 00:01:15,996 I believe it was EMF 30 00:01:16,064 --> 00:01:20,334 who first said, "You're unbelievable." 31 00:01:20,402 --> 00:01:21,602 If only I had known then 32 00:01:21,669 --> 00:01:25,105 they were talking about me. 33 00:01:25,173 --> 00:01:27,608 [Laughs] 34 00:01:27,675 --> 00:01:29,543 [Applause] 35 00:01:32,881 --> 00:01:36,050 That's why we need your help... 36 00:01:36,117 --> 00:01:38,619 Would you both excuse me for a moment? 37 00:01:40,522 --> 00:01:42,356 You have a gift, my friend. 38 00:01:42,424 --> 00:01:44,992 Oh, Gavin, we must find time to speak about my proposal. 39 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,693 Shawn, we legally can't remove 40 00:01:46,761 --> 00:01:48,429 the traffic lights and speed limit signs. 41 00:01:48,496 --> 00:01:49,963 - Not all of them. - Only the ones 42 00:01:50,031 --> 00:01:51,592 between your house and the Psych office. 43 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,000 That is correct, and there will be a speed limit. 44 00:01:53,068 --> 00:01:54,601 140 miles per hour. 45 00:01:54,669 --> 00:01:57,037 We will call it the super speed corridor. 46 00:01:57,105 --> 00:01:58,705 The autobahn of Santa Barbara. 47 00:01:58,773 --> 00:02:01,642 It is both inexpensive and simple. 48 00:02:01,709 --> 00:02:04,178 That doesn't sound inexpensive or simple. 49 00:02:04,245 --> 00:02:05,312 Plus it goes through three schools. 50 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:06,380 Why do you hate progress? 51 00:02:06,448 --> 00:02:08,782 Guys, my wife Renee. 52 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:10,350 - Hello. - Oh. 53 00:02:10,418 --> 00:02:14,288 - Are these people important? - Renee. 54 00:02:14,355 --> 00:02:15,756 - Buh-bye. - Oh. 55 00:02:15,824 --> 00:02:17,791 So brief. 56 00:02:17,859 --> 00:02:20,694 Mr. Mayor, the Sacramento contingent is here. 57 00:02:20,762 --> 00:02:22,296 Ah, wonderful. Have you guys met? 58 00:02:22,363 --> 00:02:24,431 Jason Straub, go-to staffer. 59 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:26,266 You gave him credit for getting you reelected 60 00:02:26,334 --> 00:02:28,168 after that water district flap last year. 61 00:02:28,236 --> 00:02:30,003 Wow, you really know your local politics. 62 00:02:30,071 --> 00:02:32,071 Well, you're right. He's a real star-in-the-making. 63 00:02:32,073 --> 00:02:33,507 Damn handy when fires need putting out. 64 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:35,275 Thank you, Mr. Mayor, but we really need 65 00:02:35,343 --> 00:02:36,583 to think about making our exit. 66 00:02:36,644 --> 00:02:38,345 In a minute, J. Listen, Shawn, 67 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:40,280 you always brighten my day whenever you come down here, 68 00:02:40,348 --> 00:02:42,416 and I wanted to offer up a little token. 69 00:02:42,484 --> 00:02:44,184 You're going to approve my chunnel to Catalina. 70 00:02:44,252 --> 00:02:45,986 I was thinking more along the lines of brunch at my place. 71 00:02:46,054 --> 00:02:47,354 After my surf tomorrow? 72 00:02:47,422 --> 00:02:48,922 Maybe around 10:00? 73 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:50,557 We'd love to see Juliet. 74 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:51,825 We've really missed her since she worked for us 75 00:02:51,893 --> 00:02:53,227 - at City Hall. - I'm sure. 76 00:02:53,294 --> 00:02:55,028 The thing with Juliet is-- 77 00:02:55,096 --> 00:02:56,530 I don't want to hear anything but you're engaged. 78 00:02:56,598 --> 00:02:57,965 [Laughs] 79 00:02:58,032 --> 00:02:59,199 I'll check her availability, mayor. 80 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:00,601 I'm sure she misses you. 81 00:03:00,668 --> 00:03:03,370 Great. 82 00:03:03,438 --> 00:03:04,738 I'm available for brunch. 83 00:03:04,806 --> 00:03:06,607 You're available to suck it. 84 00:03:06,674 --> 00:03:08,408 Man, I gotta go find Jules. 85 00:03:08,476 --> 00:03:09,943 - Yeah. - Shawn, no. 86 00:03:10,011 --> 00:03:11,278 Maybe you didn't hear me. 87 00:03:11,346 --> 00:03:13,080 I said there would be blintzes. 88 00:03:13,148 --> 00:03:14,448 Shawn, I'm not going to brunch 89 00:03:14,516 --> 00:03:15,349 at the mayor's house with you. 90 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:16,884 We're broken up. 91 00:03:16,951 --> 00:03:17,851 I thought we took a small step forward. 92 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:19,419 Well, I thought we did too. 93 00:03:19,487 --> 00:03:21,788 And then I see you up there, 94 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:24,224 just gloating in front of everyone. 95 00:03:24,292 --> 00:03:25,859 And it's a solid reminder of all the issues 96 00:03:25,927 --> 00:03:27,394 I have with you. 97 00:03:27,462 --> 00:03:28,862 It's just a charade. 98 00:03:28,930 --> 00:03:30,130 Oh, come on, Jules. 99 00:03:30,198 --> 00:03:31,965 I was-- I was just playing around. 100 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:33,273 You know what, we're gonna break 101 00:03:33,301 --> 00:03:34,635 his little mayor heart. 102 00:03:34,702 --> 00:03:36,904 He's a grown man. 103 00:03:36,971 --> 00:03:38,372 I think he'll land on his feet. 104 00:03:43,211 --> 00:03:44,912 [Imitates explosion sound] 105 00:03:44,979 --> 00:03:47,881 [Over radio] Surf conditions are finally picking up 106 00:03:47,949 --> 00:03:49,483 to three-to-four feet after nothing 107 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:51,652 but one-to-two-footers in the early morning hours. 108 00:03:51,719 --> 00:03:53,620 Why were we listening to the surf report? 109 00:03:53,688 --> 00:03:56,190 'Cause I want to bone up on the lingo, impress Channing. 110 00:03:56,257 --> 00:03:57,658 Boning up is not a thing, Shawn. 111 00:03:57,725 --> 00:03:59,159 Yeah, maybe not in Jamaica. 112 00:03:59,227 --> 00:04:00,727 Dude, stop crushing on the mayor. 113 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:02,162 I'm not crushing on him. 114 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,830 I like him. 115 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:05,065 I like his house, his car, 116 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:06,867 his hair. 117 00:04:06,935 --> 00:04:08,135 I mean, the man has his own private beach 118 00:04:08,203 --> 00:04:09,136 with access to the best waves 119 00:04:09,204 --> 00:04:10,304 in Santa Barbara, Gus. 120 00:04:10,371 --> 00:04:11,638 Plus, he smells like Christmas. 121 00:04:11,706 --> 00:04:13,073 And, if he and I become surfing buddies, 122 00:04:13,141 --> 00:04:15,242 so be it. 123 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:17,844 [Indistinct radio chatter] 124 00:04:17,912 --> 00:04:19,479 Whoa! Whoa, hold up, hold up. 125 00:04:19,547 --> 00:04:22,583 What-- what happened here? 126 00:04:24,686 --> 00:04:27,955 Looks like you might need to get a new surfing buddy. 127 00:04:28,022 --> 00:04:29,756 Really? 128 00:04:29,824 --> 00:04:34,027 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 129 00:04:34,095 --> 00:04:37,764 ♪ 130 00:04:37,832 --> 00:04:39,066 ♪ In between the lines 131 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:41,201 ♪ there's a lot of obscurity 132 00:04:41,269 --> 00:04:43,170 ♪ I'm not inclined to resign ♪ 133 00:04:43,238 --> 00:04:44,404 ♪ to maturity 134 00:04:44,472 --> 00:04:46,273 ♪ if it's all right 135 00:04:46,341 --> 00:04:48,942 ♪ then you're all wrong 136 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:53,013 ♪ but why bounce around to the same damn song? ♪ 137 00:04:53,081 --> 00:04:56,850 ♪ you'd rather run when you can't crawl ♪ 138 00:04:56,918 --> 00:04:58,252 ♪ 139 00:04:58,319 --> 00:05:00,988 ♪ I know you know 140 00:05:01,055 --> 00:05:02,422 ♪ that I'm not telling the truth ♪ 141 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:04,591 ♪ I know you know 142 00:05:04,659 --> 00:05:06,393 ♪ they just don't have any proof ♪ 143 00:05:06,461 --> 00:05:07,527 ♪ embrace the deception 144 00:05:07,595 --> 00:05:08,595 ♪ learn how to bend 145 00:05:08,663 --> 00:05:10,597 ♪ your worst inhibitions 146 00:05:10,665 --> 00:05:12,699 ♪ tend to psych you out in the end ♪ 147 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:18,285 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 148 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,450 It's ironic, if you ask me. 149 00:05:20,518 --> 00:05:21,918 He fought so hard to save the ocean, 150 00:05:21,953 --> 00:05:23,353 and then gets killed by it. 151 00:05:23,421 --> 00:05:24,921 Carlton, please. 152 00:05:24,989 --> 00:05:26,456 People are in a state of shock over this. 153 00:05:26,524 --> 00:05:29,025 He was surfing in a spot called "The Vortex." 154 00:05:29,093 --> 00:05:30,594 Pretty rough. I should know. 155 00:05:30,661 --> 00:05:32,462 That section has almost taken me out a couple times. 156 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:33,897 - You surf? - No. 157 00:05:33,965 --> 00:05:35,532 But I do a fair amount of nude sunbathing. 158 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,534 Occasionally, I have to go in, do a little rinse-off. 159 00:05:37,602 --> 00:05:39,803 The Vortex has rocks just beneath the surface. 160 00:05:39,871 --> 00:05:41,104 Yes. 161 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:43,173 Notice the jagged pattern here. Brutal. 162 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:45,175 I'm estimating he was in the water 163 00:05:45,243 --> 00:05:46,376 about four hours before he was found. 164 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:47,677 Okay, then case closed. 165 00:05:47,745 --> 00:05:49,913 Killed by too much nature. Come on. 166 00:05:49,981 --> 00:05:51,982 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Four hours? 167 00:05:54,218 --> 00:05:57,120 Nothing but one-to-two-footers in the early morning hours. 168 00:05:57,188 --> 00:05:58,588 That would have put him in the water 169 00:05:58,656 --> 00:05:59,956 - at what, like, 6:00 A.M.? - Mm-hmm. 170 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:01,825 There were no waves at 6:00 A.M. 171 00:06:01,893 --> 00:06:04,628 Gus, pull up the surf report. 172 00:06:04,695 --> 00:06:07,097 He's right. There were no waves. 173 00:06:07,165 --> 00:06:10,066 Why would the mayor go surfing when there was no surf? 174 00:06:10,134 --> 00:06:12,636 That doesn't strike anyone as the slightest bit suspicious? 175 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:14,037 Well, look. Everyone liked him, Shawn-- 176 00:06:14,105 --> 00:06:15,345 - Hmm. - But do you really think 177 00:06:15,373 --> 00:06:16,640 that's enough for us to go on? 178 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:18,141 - Sure. - Absolutely. 179 00:06:18,209 --> 00:06:19,943 Tell you what. 180 00:06:20,011 --> 00:06:21,011 Let's drag King Neptune into interrogation room "B" 181 00:06:21,078 --> 00:06:23,313 and put the screws to him. 182 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,784 All right, here's the plan. 183 00:06:27,852 --> 00:06:29,972 We're gonna talk to Channing's right-hand man, Straub, 184 00:06:30,021 --> 00:06:31,988 see if he has any idea who might have had it out 185 00:06:32,056 --> 00:06:33,523 for his old boss. 186 00:06:33,591 --> 00:06:34,891 Hey. You with me? 187 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,526 You know, I can't believe 188 00:06:36,594 --> 00:06:37,928 we're in Santa Barbara's corridors of power. 189 00:06:37,995 --> 00:06:39,696 - Not this thing-- - You know, Shawn, 190 00:06:39,764 --> 00:06:41,097 I could've made it in all the way to the White House. 191 00:06:41,165 --> 00:06:42,766 - Yeah. Maybe as an aide. - Of course. 192 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:44,794 - Say, "Yes, Mr. President." - Yes, Mr. President. 193 00:06:44,802 --> 00:06:47,270 - Sorry, Charlie. - Man, you don't know. 194 00:06:47,338 --> 00:06:48,839 I'm just saying, I could've been 195 00:06:48,906 --> 00:06:50,407 - the black James Carville. - Who's that? 196 00:06:50,474 --> 00:06:51,741 The farmer from Babe? 197 00:06:51,809 --> 00:06:53,210 That's James Cromwell, Shawn. 198 00:06:53,277 --> 00:06:56,112 That'll do, Gus. That'll do. 199 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,981 Will you put that down? 200 00:06:58,049 --> 00:06:59,216 Let's just wait for Straub to get here and-- 201 00:06:59,283 --> 00:07:01,685 [door opening] Pretty gorgeous, huh? 202 00:07:01,752 --> 00:07:03,119 Ah, hey, man. Yeah. 203 00:07:03,187 --> 00:07:04,654 I almost snagged myself one of these 204 00:07:04,722 --> 00:07:07,190 in the claw crane game at Dave & Buster's, 205 00:07:07,258 --> 00:07:08,692 but I think we all know that thing is rigged. 206 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:11,328 Those are Mexican turquoise. 207 00:07:11,395 --> 00:07:12,996 Mayor Channing used to bring it back 208 00:07:13,064 --> 00:07:14,664 from his remote surf spots in Mexico 209 00:07:14,732 --> 00:07:16,433 and give them to people as gifts. 210 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,869 He was generous that way. 211 00:07:18,936 --> 00:07:20,303 Had a lot of friends. 212 00:07:20,371 --> 00:07:22,806 How about enemies? 213 00:07:22,874 --> 00:07:25,075 No, not really. 214 00:07:25,142 --> 00:07:27,310 I mean, that's what made him such an effective politician. 215 00:07:27,378 --> 00:07:28,778 Everybody loved him. 216 00:07:28,846 --> 00:07:30,347 We were just in the process 217 00:07:30,414 --> 00:07:32,382 of raising $50,000 to get us to Sacramento. 218 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:33,850 That's excessive. 219 00:07:33,918 --> 00:07:34,818 Sacramento's only 200 miles away. 220 00:07:34,886 --> 00:07:36,119 He wanted to be governor? 221 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:37,921 What, by overspending on travel? 222 00:07:37,989 --> 00:07:40,657 No, we needed the 50 grand for an exploratory committee. 223 00:07:40,725 --> 00:07:41,524 Why did he need to raise the money? 224 00:07:41,592 --> 00:07:43,226 Wasn't Channing loaded? 225 00:07:43,294 --> 00:07:44,794 No, his wife is the wealthy one, 226 00:07:44,862 --> 00:07:46,897 and she doesn't like to part with her money. 227 00:07:46,964 --> 00:07:48,531 - Oh. - Speaking of parting, 228 00:07:48,599 --> 00:07:50,700 I gotta get this place packed up for the new staff. 229 00:07:50,768 --> 00:07:53,036 - Wow, that quickly? - Yeah. 230 00:07:53,104 --> 00:07:55,639 Santa Barbara law states that the head of city council 231 00:07:55,706 --> 00:07:58,742 takes over in the event of the mayor's death. 232 00:07:58,809 --> 00:08:00,170 That means the new staff will be in 233 00:08:00,211 --> 00:08:01,645 by the end of the week, 234 00:08:01,712 --> 00:08:04,147 and I get to help during the transition. 235 00:08:04,215 --> 00:08:05,148 Speak of the devil. 236 00:08:05,216 --> 00:08:06,683 My apologies, gentlemen. 237 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:08,919 - Was I interrupting something? - Nah. 238 00:08:08,986 --> 00:08:11,521 Tom, this is Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. 239 00:08:11,589 --> 00:08:13,823 Guys, this is the city's new mayor, Tom Swagerty. 240 00:08:13,891 --> 00:08:15,659 Gentlemen, a pleasure. 241 00:08:15,726 --> 00:08:17,427 Listen, Jason, I know this is tough on all of us, 242 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:19,329 and I think it's admirable 243 00:08:19,397 --> 00:08:21,264 that you're here helping the way you are. 244 00:08:21,332 --> 00:08:22,565 Naturally, I don't think it's appropriate 245 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:24,301 to discuss business at this time, 246 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:25,669 so I just came by here to give you these-- 247 00:08:25,736 --> 00:08:27,170 a few key objectives I'd like 248 00:08:27,238 --> 00:08:29,172 to get rolling on in the next couple of days 249 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,341 and an agenda for tomorrow night's council meeting. 250 00:08:31,409 --> 00:08:32,609 The first is a proposal for a new city motto. 251 00:08:32,677 --> 00:08:34,044 Ooh. 252 00:08:34,111 --> 00:08:35,845 Might I suggest "Santa Barbara... 253 00:08:35,913 --> 00:08:38,915 "Stop for a pee, but stay for a lifetime"? 254 00:08:38,983 --> 00:08:41,084 Or how about this? 255 00:08:41,152 --> 00:08:42,585 "Santa Barbara: 256 00:08:42,653 --> 00:08:44,921 This is where Rob Lowe humps it out." 257 00:08:44,989 --> 00:08:46,823 Hmm. You can suggest that. 258 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:48,325 Good day. 259 00:08:50,494 --> 00:08:52,529 There's a vote to convert the wetlands 260 00:08:52,596 --> 00:08:54,364 - into an outdoor mall? - Yeah. 261 00:08:54,432 --> 00:08:56,633 I mean, Channing's been nixing the idea for years, 262 00:08:56,701 --> 00:08:58,702 but the developer, Pacific Acquisitions, 263 00:08:58,769 --> 00:09:00,737 uses their influence to keep it alive. 264 00:09:00,805 --> 00:09:02,605 Hmm. 265 00:09:04,709 --> 00:09:06,109 [Over TV] At Edgemont landing, 266 00:09:06,177 --> 00:09:07,944 experience premier comfort and design... 267 00:09:08,012 --> 00:09:09,279 [Sighs] Ooh. 268 00:09:09,347 --> 00:09:10,380 Gus, if we are ever an inch tall, 269 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:11,681 we're living there. 270 00:09:11,749 --> 00:09:12,949 You know that's right. 271 00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:14,684 - Hello, ma'am. - Hello. 272 00:09:14,752 --> 00:09:16,286 My name is Shawn Spencer. 273 00:09:16,354 --> 00:09:17,675 This is my partner, Bill Uvrights. 274 00:09:17,688 --> 00:09:18,722 [Imitates gunshot] 275 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:19,889 What was that? 276 00:09:19,957 --> 00:09:21,324 The right to bear arms. 277 00:09:21,392 --> 00:09:22,859 You just shot her in the face. 278 00:09:22,927 --> 00:09:23,860 I wasn't aiming at her, Shawn. 279 00:09:23,928 --> 00:09:25,161 I was shadow-hunting. 280 00:09:25,229 --> 00:09:26,629 We're here to see the boss. 281 00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:27,998 Which boss? 282 00:09:28,065 --> 00:09:29,699 There are a lot of those around here. 283 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:31,134 The big cheese. 284 00:09:31,202 --> 00:09:34,604 The poob grandier. 285 00:09:34,672 --> 00:09:36,306 I don't see your names on the schedule. 286 00:09:36,374 --> 00:09:37,640 What is this regarding? 287 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:39,109 Well, we are here to present 288 00:09:39,176 --> 00:09:41,311 a new version of the wetland project. 289 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:44,748 - Please observe. - Wahhh... 290 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,818 - There's a cupcake. - Yes. 291 00:09:48,886 --> 00:09:51,254 That represents a 5,000-square-foot cupcake store 292 00:09:51,322 --> 00:09:53,289 called complimentary cupcakes. 293 00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:54,797 That means all the cupcakes are free. 294 00:09:54,825 --> 00:09:57,327 What's that apple core supposed to be? 295 00:09:57,395 --> 00:10:00,296 Ooh, well, that is just an apple core. 296 00:10:00,364 --> 00:10:01,631 That's not supposed to be there, Bill. 297 00:10:01,699 --> 00:10:03,767 Boom. Now it's a rec center. 298 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:06,102 [Chuckles] How do you like them apples? 299 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,837 [Laughter] Are you done? 300 00:10:07,905 --> 00:10:10,006 Ma'am, we will not be ignored. 301 00:10:10,074 --> 00:10:11,908 She's calling the boss. 302 00:10:11,976 --> 00:10:13,877 - I'm calling security. - What? 303 00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:16,179 I told you this was a stupid idea. 304 00:10:16,247 --> 00:10:19,949 Pick up, pick up. 305 00:10:20,017 --> 00:10:21,551 I'll be right back. 306 00:10:21,619 --> 00:10:25,955 Shawn, we need to get out of here. 307 00:10:26,023 --> 00:10:29,459 - Would you hold on? - For what? 308 00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:34,998 - Eh. - Hurry up! 309 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:45,608 Dude. Let's go. 310 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:54,150 You're saying that Tom Swagerty killed the mayor? 311 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,718 Shh. No, not me, chief. 312 00:10:55,786 --> 00:10:57,087 The spirits are saying it. 313 00:10:57,154 --> 00:10:58,554 Well, if the spirits have any proof, 314 00:10:58,556 --> 00:10:59,456 we'd certainly like to hear it. 315 00:10:59,523 --> 00:11:00,723 Chief, 316 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:02,092 Swagerty is a majority owner 317 00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:03,560 in a real estate development 318 00:11:03,627 --> 00:11:06,062 that mayor Channing vowed to oppose. 319 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:07,831 Swagerty kills Channing, tomorrow's city council vote 320 00:11:07,898 --> 00:11:11,334 goes in his favor, he makes millions. 321 00:11:11,402 --> 00:11:13,803 Okay, well, as compelling as your theory is, Mr. Spencer, 322 00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:15,705 I'm gonna need a little bit more 323 00:11:15,773 --> 00:11:16,806 than circumstantial evidence before I tell 324 00:11:16,874 --> 00:11:17,955 the people of Santa Barbara 325 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:19,909 that their mayor was murdered. 326 00:11:19,977 --> 00:11:21,578 This makes total sense. Think about it. 327 00:11:21,645 --> 00:11:23,246 It's the same motive as the biblical tale 328 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,647 of the very first murder-- brother kills brother 329 00:11:24,715 --> 00:11:26,883 over multi-use retail and residential space. 330 00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:28,151 What version of the Bible are you reading? 331 00:11:28,219 --> 00:11:30,820 - The new Rick James version. - Okay. 332 00:11:30,888 --> 00:11:33,089 Chief, unless Spencer has any other theories, 333 00:11:33,157 --> 00:11:34,357 can I go ahead and tell Woody to officially rule 334 00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:36,059 Channing's death an accident? 335 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:37,127 Yes. 336 00:11:37,194 --> 00:11:38,294 Thank you. 337 00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:42,165 Sorry, Mr. Spencer. 338 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,668 This just sucks. 339 00:11:45,736 --> 00:11:46,936 In four days, Swagerty's gonna be 340 00:11:47,004 --> 00:11:48,838 - both mayor and a murderer. - Yup. 341 00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:50,540 You know the worst part of this? 342 00:11:50,608 --> 00:11:52,509 Once Swagerty becomes mayor, he'll have control 343 00:11:52,576 --> 00:11:53,843 over the police department. 344 00:11:53,911 --> 00:11:55,245 I guarantee you he'll make sure 345 00:11:55,312 --> 00:11:56,513 they don't look into Channing's murder. 346 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,547 How could he get away with that? 347 00:11:57,615 --> 00:11:59,282 It's all in the bylaws. 348 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,718 Dude, you stole the bylaws from Channing's office? 349 00:12:01,785 --> 00:12:03,219 There's nothing in the bylaws 350 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,721 that says it's illegal to steal bylaws, Shawn. 351 00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:06,456 Really? Is there anything in the bylaws 352 00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:09,759 that says... [Snores] 353 00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:11,261 Seriously, man. 354 00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:12,896 We got to figure out a way to keep Swagerty 355 00:12:12,963 --> 00:12:14,297 out of office long enough 356 00:12:14,365 --> 00:12:15,765 to build a solid case against him. 357 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:18,601 Wait a second. Wait a second. 358 00:12:18,669 --> 00:12:20,236 I can't believe I never thought of this. 359 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,671 Gus, I've got news. 360 00:12:21,739 --> 00:12:23,139 Guys have been manscaping for years. 361 00:12:23,207 --> 00:12:26,409 What? Listen, Shawn. Look. Right here. 362 00:12:26,477 --> 00:12:27,911 It says the head of the city council 363 00:12:27,978 --> 00:12:29,746 will automatically succeed the mayor 364 00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:31,481 unless challenged by another candidate, 365 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:34,017 in which case a special election must be held. 366 00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,485 Boom. 367 00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:36,874 So we just need another candidate. 368 00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:38,788 Yup. 369 00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:48,698 And so it is with that same sense of pride 370 00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:53,803 and a renewed hope for unbound glory 371 00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:55,805 that I, Shawn Spencer, 372 00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:58,775 do hereby declare my candidacy 373 00:12:58,842 --> 00:13:02,579 for the office of mayor. 374 00:13:02,646 --> 00:13:05,248 [Applause] 375 00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:08,918 [Deranged laughter] 376 00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:10,520 [Thud, mic feedback] 377 00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:11,654 Gus, I'm not even sure this thing is on. 378 00:13:11,722 --> 00:13:14,991 We heard you loud and clear. 379 00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:16,859 [Mic feedback] 380 00:13:20,209 --> 00:13:22,076 Now, Shawn, it's very important 381 00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:24,412 that your first TV interview is a success. 382 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,247 Don't worry, it will be, 383 00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:28,416 as long as they film me from one of my 27 good sides. 384 00:13:28,484 --> 00:13:29,751 I drew up a list of topics 385 00:13:29,818 --> 00:13:30,917 for you to familiarize yourself with-- 386 00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:33,054 unemployment rates, crime statistics, 387 00:13:33,122 --> 00:13:35,023 - labor issues. - Hmm. 388 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,724 Thanks, Wendy. 389 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,826 - She used to be a candy striper. - Really? 390 00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:40,294 No, but that would have been a fun thing. 391 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,030 - What? - This is nice. Thanks, man. 392 00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:44,532 No. No, no, no. 393 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,833 Barack and Michelle got slammed in the press 394 00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:47,535 after doing that in public. 395 00:13:47,603 --> 00:13:49,437 We'll stick to culturally neutral salutations 396 00:13:49,505 --> 00:13:50,972 until we see some polling. 397 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,041 Dude, I think you can afford 398 00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:55,276 to rove it down a notch. 399 00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:56,665 We're not trying to win, remember? 400 00:13:56,678 --> 00:13:57,578 We're just trying to keep a killer 401 00:13:57,646 --> 00:13:58,846 from taking over the city. 402 00:13:58,914 --> 00:14:00,515 I know, Shawn, 403 00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:01,983 but you still don't want to look ridiculous. 404 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:03,518 They may ask you the tough questions. 405 00:14:03,585 --> 00:14:05,653 - Food carts? - You plan to have a food cart 406 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,488 on every corner by the end of your mandate. 407 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,524 - Yes, I do. - Now, listen, Shawn. 408 00:14:09,591 --> 00:14:11,793 You have to remember the rule. 409 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:14,629 You never, never answer the question they asked you. 410 00:14:14,696 --> 00:14:17,965 - Only answer the question... - I wish they had asked me. 411 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:21,035 My man. 412 00:14:25,507 --> 00:14:27,775 What would make you effective as an elected official? 413 00:14:27,843 --> 00:14:29,944 In two words, approachability. 414 00:14:30,012 --> 00:14:31,446 My door will always be open. 415 00:14:31,513 --> 00:14:33,648 And I want the citizens of Santa Barbara 416 00:14:33,715 --> 00:14:36,050 to feel comfortable marching through that door 417 00:14:36,118 --> 00:14:38,486 and telling me about the issues that matter to them, 418 00:14:38,554 --> 00:14:41,989 and the issues that matter to their pets. 419 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,160 Mr. Spencer, as you know, the city 420 00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:49,597 has been recently dipping into its cash reserves to close 421 00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:52,400 an estimated $26 million general fund deficit. 422 00:14:52,468 --> 00:14:54,769 - [Whistles] - If elected, how do you propose 423 00:14:54,837 --> 00:14:56,471 to close this gap? 424 00:14:56,538 --> 00:15:01,909 [Exhales] Well, that is an outstanding question, 425 00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:03,077 [enunciates gutturally] Josephina. 426 00:15:03,145 --> 00:15:04,412 Am I saying that correctly? 427 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,781 - No. - The answer is simple. 428 00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:12,120 My least favorite is the black jelly bean, 429 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:15,189 and I'm not just saying that because it's black. 430 00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:18,059 Believe me, some of my best friends 431 00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:19,894 are black jelly beans. 432 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,396 But, if I wanted to be eating licorice, 433 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,632 why would I reach for a jelly bean? 434 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,767 You feel me? I suspect you do. 435 00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:29,103 And here's a free golden nugget. 436 00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:31,272 I also vow to protect our fine city 437 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,941 from invaders to the north 438 00:15:34,009 --> 00:15:36,344 and the west, and I will only use 439 00:15:36,411 --> 00:15:40,681 the fundamentals of traditional Brazilian jiu-jitsu. 440 00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:44,051 Boom. Follow-through. 441 00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:45,553 Boom. Rain dance. 442 00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:48,456 That's from Along Came Polly. 443 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:52,093 - Stay with us. - Idiot. 444 00:15:54,396 --> 00:15:56,998 You looked like a complete lunatic, Shawn. 445 00:15:57,065 --> 00:15:59,233 After that, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person 446 00:15:59,301 --> 00:16:00,902 in Santa Barbara that's gonna vote for you. 447 00:16:00,969 --> 00:16:03,004 Perfect. That means I've got the black vote. 448 00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:05,072 [Telephone rings] 449 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,660 Psych office and campaign headquarters. 450 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,409 Shawn. Just saw your interview. 451 00:16:08,477 --> 00:16:10,478 Kudos. Finally, someone who speaks 452 00:16:10,546 --> 00:16:12,180 to the issues I care about. 453 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,482 Listen, I have news on the Channing case. 454 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:17,485 Usually when I inspect lacerations of surfers 455 00:16:17,553 --> 00:16:18,953 who eat it at the Vortex, 456 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,321 I find, you know, little bits of coral 457 00:16:20,389 --> 00:16:21,989 and rock in the wounds. 458 00:16:22,057 --> 00:16:23,357 Channing's is clean. It's not right. 459 00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:25,760 Damn it, I knew it. 460 00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:27,388 And I found gray hairs in his wetsuit. 461 00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:30,731 Preliminary tests reveal they're not his. 462 00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:32,767 That you're here helping the way you are. 463 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:35,036 Woody, you complete me. 464 00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:37,505 The gray hairs. It's Swagerty's, isn't it? 465 00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:39,640 I'll give you a hint: Yes. 466 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,275 You do understand how hints work, right? 467 00:16:41,343 --> 00:16:43,010 [Door opens, closes] 468 00:16:43,078 --> 00:16:44,445 Straub. 469 00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:45,813 What are you doing here, man? 470 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,081 I saw your interview, and I'd like 471 00:16:47,149 --> 00:16:48,389 to assist you in your campaign. 472 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,617 And why would you want to do that? 473 00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:51,085 Because, like you, 474 00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:52,386 I don't want Swagerty to be mayor. 475 00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:54,288 - I don't trust him. - Neither do we. 476 00:16:54,356 --> 00:16:56,224 That's what I just said. 477 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,992 Here's the thing, Straub. 478 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,329 Shawn already has a campaign manager: Me. 479 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,097 And I've already got all the bases covered. 480 00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:05,900 Really? So you've covered all potential scandals? 481 00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:07,969 - 100%. - What about this? 482 00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:10,371 [Laughs] 483 00:17:10,439 --> 00:17:12,139 A mustache is very mayoral. 484 00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:14,542 Plus Franco Nero. 485 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,978 Look, first we need to work on your image. 486 00:17:17,045 --> 00:17:19,647 The public sees you as a glib, flaky, overindulgent adolescent 487 00:17:19,715 --> 00:17:22,883 who spends way too much time with his best friend. 488 00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:25,052 I'm not glib. What's glib? 489 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,154 - You. - Shawn, with my help, 490 00:17:27,222 --> 00:17:29,557 we actually have an outside shot of winning this thing. 491 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,626 It's not gonna be easy, especially in light 492 00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:34,061 - of the Abby Sheldon incident. - Who's that? 493 00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:35,930 Swagerty's late fiancee. 494 00:17:35,998 --> 00:17:38,733 She tragically fell at home about two months ago and died. 495 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,669 It makes him very sympathetic in the public's mind. 496 00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:43,371 - He's so lucky. - Shawn. 497 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,439 Let me get you the exposure you need, 498 00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:46,774 and you can beat him on your own terms. 499 00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:49,443 I like the sound of this very much. 500 00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:52,213 Straub, consider yourself my new campaign manager. 501 00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:54,248 - Co-campaign manager. - Whatever. 502 00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:56,784 Excellent. We'll start by having you 503 00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:58,419 go to the founders' gala tomorrow. 504 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:01,222 - [Giggles] He said "gala." - I heard him, Shawn. 505 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,456 All the big players in town will be there, 506 00:18:02,524 --> 00:18:03,624 plus the media. 507 00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:05,226 Now, the voters like a candidate 508 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,627 who's in a stable relationship, 509 00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:08,696 so you're gonna need to bring a date. 510 00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:11,098 That's going to be a little difficult. 511 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,302 Well, maybe not. 512 00:18:22,277 --> 00:18:25,680 I've arrived. [Laughs] 513 00:18:25,747 --> 00:18:27,081 I'm here for you. 514 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,490 You really do look beautiful, by the way. 515 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:38,025 Thank you, but remember, I'm here 516 00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:39,593 for the same reasons you are. 517 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,295 What? You're running for mayor? 518 00:18:41,363 --> 00:18:43,323 To investigate Swagerty based on the new evidence. 519 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,632 That's it. Got it? 520 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,434 Got it. I couldn't agree more. 521 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:51,005 - Good. - Just standard investigating. 522 00:18:51,073 --> 00:18:53,441 Scoping out clues and leads, 523 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,876 and possibly kissing. 524 00:18:55,944 --> 00:18:57,678 How are you? Good to see you. 525 00:18:57,746 --> 00:18:59,980 A lot of stuff to do in a little amount of time, 526 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:01,349 so stay focused. 527 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,750 As soon as you get the chance, 528 00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:04,185 that's our host, Andrew Hobbs. 529 00:19:04,252 --> 00:19:06,420 He has a yacht and loves deep-sea fishing. 530 00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:09,056 Got it. Hobbs, fat, likes to murder fish. 531 00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:10,424 And that is Leecy Davis. 532 00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:11,826 Very deep pockets. 533 00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:12,760 She also has a weakness for young men 534 00:19:12,828 --> 00:19:13,894 playing volleyball-- 535 00:19:13,962 --> 00:19:15,629 - shirtless. - All right. 536 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,565 I'll be ready with all my best C. Tommy Howell quotes 537 00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:19,333 from Side Out. 538 00:19:19,401 --> 00:19:20,401 Watch out for the stuffed mushroom appetizers. 539 00:19:20,469 --> 00:19:21,836 It's a scam job. 540 00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:23,371 It looks like there's sausage inside, 541 00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:25,539 but it's really all vegetables. 542 00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:27,675 - That is outrageous. - Damn it. 543 00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:29,043 Swagerty's soaking up the press 544 00:19:29,111 --> 00:19:31,011 with shots with his daughter. 545 00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:32,580 You have to get in there, steal that spotlight. 546 00:19:32,647 --> 00:19:34,181 You don't have to say that twice. 547 00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:36,283 Remember to grab the hair. 548 00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:37,852 Not yours. Swagerty's. 549 00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:40,588 Right. We gotta connect him to the murder. 550 00:19:42,657 --> 00:19:45,159 My daughter Nicole. Straight-"A" student. 551 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,667 Honey, there's Uncle Judd over there. 552 00:19:46,695 --> 00:19:47,828 Why don't you go say hello to him for me? 553 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,663 [Clapping] Huh? 554 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,533 Congratulations on your candidacy, Shawn. 555 00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:54,235 Congrats on the spinach in your teeth. 556 00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:56,871 You are going down. 557 00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:58,739 "Going down"? Seriously? 558 00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:00,708 Are we talking about the election? 559 00:20:00,776 --> 00:20:02,176 Negative. Where were you the night 560 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,845 before Channing's body was found? 561 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,647 Not that it's any of your business, 562 00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:08,949 but I was at my daughter's violin recital. 563 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:11,585 - What about the morning of? - She had soccer practice. 564 00:20:11,653 --> 00:20:13,254 What are you getting at? 565 00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:15,723 Uh, why do you hate art and homeless animals? 566 00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:17,358 Are you telling me you think Channing was killed? 567 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:18,926 I don't know. Was he? 568 00:20:18,994 --> 00:20:20,961 I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. 569 00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,263 I liked Channing. 570 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,397 I had nothing to do with his death. 571 00:20:23,465 --> 00:20:25,433 - Mm-hmm. - Hey! 572 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,502 [Exclaims and laughs] 573 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,704 [Shutters snapping furiously] 574 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,673 "Summer just got a little bit hotter." 575 00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:34,375 Did you guys get that? 576 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:38,446 Side out. C. Tommy Howell. 577 00:20:43,685 --> 00:20:45,453 Ladies and gentlemen, 578 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,354 before we continue with the festivities, 579 00:20:47,422 --> 00:20:49,223 I'd like to take this time to acknowledge 580 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,959 our late, great mayor, Mr. Gavin Channing, 581 00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:54,595 who was taken from us far, far too soon. 582 00:20:54,663 --> 00:20:57,798 He was a principled politician and a great friend, 583 00:20:57,866 --> 00:21:00,201 and we will truly miss him. 584 00:21:00,268 --> 00:21:01,702 To Gavin Channing. 585 00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:04,271 Hear, hear. 586 00:21:16,051 --> 00:21:16,984 You want to dance? 587 00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:18,152 [Applause] 588 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,420 - No. - Good. 589 00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,689 Thank God. Neither do I. 590 00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:25,226 But it seems like it's a necessary part 591 00:21:25,293 --> 00:21:27,094 of this investigation. 592 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,696 I got to stay in this race. 593 00:21:28,763 --> 00:21:31,332 Right now, Swags is stealing all my thunder. 594 00:21:31,399 --> 00:21:34,268 Well, too bad for you you don't dance. 595 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,171 Yeah, too bad. 596 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,321 When we went to take the dance class, 597 00:21:54,389 --> 00:21:56,023 you said you had shin splints. 598 00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:58,926 Not entirely true. 599 00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:01,155 I went to the Montecito Scottish Ventriloquist Festival 600 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,530 with Gus. 601 00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:04,465 I felt so guilty about lying to you 602 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:07,001 that I went back and took that dance class 603 00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:08,135 all by myself. 604 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,837 You did? 605 00:22:09,905 --> 00:22:12,206 They say it's all about your connection 606 00:22:12,274 --> 00:22:14,108 with your partner. If you have the right partner, 607 00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:16,277 there's nothing you can't do. 608 00:22:19,748 --> 00:22:21,415 [Applause] Where was this Shawn Spencer 609 00:22:21,483 --> 00:22:22,550 when we were dating? 610 00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:24,451 He's right here. 611 00:22:28,423 --> 00:22:30,991 Jules. 612 00:22:32,627 --> 00:22:34,495 [Sighs] 613 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:40,968 [Exhales] 614 00:22:44,539 --> 00:22:47,141 Jules. 615 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,742 Come on. 616 00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:50,277 You cannot pretend 617 00:22:50,345 --> 00:22:51,985 that you don't still have feelings for me. 618 00:22:52,047 --> 00:22:53,213 It does not make for very good theater. 619 00:22:53,281 --> 00:22:56,016 Well, I won't pretend, Shawn, 620 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,585 because I do. 621 00:22:57,652 --> 00:22:59,253 But I also can't pretend 622 00:22:59,321 --> 00:23:01,255 that I can trust you. Can't you see that? 623 00:23:01,323 --> 00:23:04,959 Jules, sweetheart, you can trust me, okay? 624 00:23:05,026 --> 00:23:08,395 Look, I lied. I lied about being a psychic, 625 00:23:08,463 --> 00:23:11,732 and that probably accounts for thousands of lies 626 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,867 that I have told you since we've worked together, 627 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:16,503 and, the worst part is, nobody believed in me 628 00:23:16,571 --> 00:23:18,072 more than you. 629 00:23:18,139 --> 00:23:19,506 You always had my back 630 00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:21,909 when nobody else would. 631 00:23:21,977 --> 00:23:24,545 I feel so horrible about that. 632 00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:27,615 I need you to understand 633 00:23:27,682 --> 00:23:30,184 you are on the hook until you make it 634 00:23:30,251 --> 00:23:32,686 so that I don't have to lie for you anymore. 635 00:23:32,754 --> 00:23:34,521 It's very simple. 636 00:23:34,589 --> 00:23:37,925 You have to tell the chief. 637 00:23:42,263 --> 00:23:45,366 No, Jules, that's not gonna happen. 638 00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:47,067 That's not gonna happen, because, if I do that, 639 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,802 then all of this goes away, all of it. 640 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:50,137 And with it goes the good. 641 00:23:50,205 --> 00:23:52,940 All the lives that I have saved, 642 00:23:53,008 --> 00:23:56,276 the lives that I've improved. 643 00:23:56,344 --> 00:23:57,911 This is--this is what I have, Jules. 644 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,613 This is how I do good. 645 00:23:59,681 --> 00:24:03,417 Not for everyone. 646 00:24:11,026 --> 00:24:12,359 Hey, Swags, 647 00:24:12,427 --> 00:24:14,995 no hard feelings, okay? 648 00:24:15,063 --> 00:24:17,431 Ow! 649 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:20,134 What the hell? 650 00:24:23,705 --> 00:24:26,240 Okay. Thanks, Woodman. 651 00:24:26,307 --> 00:24:29,243 Guess what? Swagerty's alibi checked out. 652 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:30,711 And here's the worst news-- 653 00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:32,746 he took the wetlands vote off the agenda. 654 00:24:32,814 --> 00:24:34,648 I'm not so sure he's our guy anymore. 655 00:24:34,716 --> 00:24:36,450 Yeah, he's definitely not our guy. 656 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,252 Woody just confirmed that the gray hair they found 657 00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:40,454 on Channing's body did not belong to Swagerty. 658 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,589 There goes our theory. What now? 659 00:24:42,657 --> 00:24:44,525 First, I drop out of the race immediately. 660 00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,026 The best man gets to be mayor. 661 00:24:46,094 --> 00:24:47,928 We find ourselves another suspect. 662 00:24:47,996 --> 00:24:49,196 No harm, no foul. 663 00:24:49,264 --> 00:24:50,597 It's like modern war. 664 00:24:50,665 --> 00:24:51,598 You did it, Shawn. 665 00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:54,034 You killed it at the gala. 666 00:24:54,102 --> 00:24:55,542 The buzz is you're crushing Swagerty. 667 00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:57,905 So I took a straw poll up and down state street 668 00:24:57,972 --> 00:24:59,206 - of potential votes. - And? 669 00:24:59,274 --> 00:25:00,946 You're gonna be mayor. 670 00:25:11,999 --> 00:25:14,567 Are you saying that Spencer might actually win this thing? 671 00:25:14,635 --> 00:25:16,769 Oh, my God. The Mayans were right. 672 00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:18,004 That's it. I'm gonna have to move. 673 00:25:18,072 --> 00:25:19,038 There's no other solution. 674 00:25:19,106 --> 00:25:20,473 Will you guys calm down? 675 00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:21,781 Shawn is not going to be mayor. 676 00:25:21,842 --> 00:25:23,309 It's just for the investigation. 677 00:25:23,377 --> 00:25:25,218 These things have a way of snowballing, Guster. 678 00:25:25,279 --> 00:25:27,714 One day, he's mayor, the next, his face is on our currency. 679 00:25:27,781 --> 00:25:28,815 I can't believe I'm going to have 680 00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:30,650 to assassinate a public figure. 681 00:25:30,718 --> 00:25:31,885 You know, when he was ten years old, 682 00:25:31,952 --> 00:25:33,419 he ran for office on the promise 683 00:25:33,487 --> 00:25:35,255 he'd build a thunderdome in the schoolyard? 684 00:25:35,322 --> 00:25:39,259 I can't imagine what that idiot's got planned now. 685 00:25:39,326 --> 00:25:40,827 That is an excellent question, Tina. 686 00:25:40,895 --> 00:25:43,696 It's essentially a giant cage-like structure, 687 00:25:43,764 --> 00:25:47,267 an arena where conflict can be solved in a public forum. 688 00:25:47,334 --> 00:25:50,737 My administration will be all about transparency, 689 00:25:50,804 --> 00:25:52,805 hot dog wieners of unusual lengths, 690 00:25:52,873 --> 00:25:56,442 - and gladiatorial justice. - Spencer! 691 00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:58,044 Get your ass in here! 692 00:25:58,112 --> 00:25:59,546 That guy will not be here 693 00:25:59,613 --> 00:26:00,934 when I am running this department. 694 00:26:00,981 --> 00:26:04,083 I'm going to ask you this calmly. 695 00:26:04,151 --> 00:26:05,685 Are you insane? 696 00:26:05,753 --> 00:26:07,954 Oh, come on, you guys. 697 00:26:08,022 --> 00:26:10,456 It's not like I'm actually going to be mayor. 698 00:26:10,524 --> 00:26:12,358 For more than two terms. 699 00:26:12,426 --> 00:26:13,993 I'm just gonna make a few sweeping changes 700 00:26:14,061 --> 00:26:15,862 here at the department, and then I'm out of here. 701 00:26:15,930 --> 00:26:18,064 Oh, Lassie, relax. 702 00:26:18,132 --> 00:26:20,199 I'm gonna withdraw. Swagerty's clean. 703 00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:21,467 And the best man for the job. 704 00:26:21,468 --> 00:26:22,936 Your disloyalty disheartens me-- 705 00:26:23,003 --> 00:26:24,704 is what I would say if I was still running. 706 00:26:24,772 --> 00:26:26,773 But I'm not. 707 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,408 As much as it pains me to say, Shawn, 708 00:26:28,475 --> 00:26:30,510 you can't withdraw. Not now. 709 00:26:30,578 --> 00:26:32,011 You're in the public eye, kid. 710 00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:34,647 If you bail, it's gonna raise questions 711 00:26:34,715 --> 00:26:36,316 and subject you to a little more scrutiny 712 00:26:36,317 --> 00:26:38,017 than I think you want. 713 00:26:38,085 --> 00:26:40,219 Right, well, in that case, 714 00:26:40,287 --> 00:26:42,522 we should probably ease up on the reins a bit. 715 00:26:42,590 --> 00:26:44,324 You know, come up with a way to subtly throw this thing. 716 00:26:44,391 --> 00:26:46,059 I can fix that. 717 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,627 Great. Gus, you are rehired 718 00:26:47,695 --> 00:26:49,495 as my solo campaign manager. 719 00:26:49,563 --> 00:26:51,064 You'll have to figure out a way to make me seem 720 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,531 less desirable, which won't be easy. 721 00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:54,200 I can fix that. 722 00:26:54,268 --> 00:26:56,769 Here's the question. 723 00:26:56,837 --> 00:26:58,938 If Swagerty didn't kill Channing, then who did? 724 00:26:59,006 --> 00:27:01,307 I mean, who else had motive? 725 00:27:03,444 --> 00:27:04,777 Those are Mexican turquoise. 726 00:27:04,845 --> 00:27:06,713 He used to bring them 727 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:08,014 from his remote surf spots in Mexico 728 00:27:08,082 --> 00:27:09,148 and give 'em to people as gifts. 729 00:27:09,216 --> 00:27:11,317 What is genius? 730 00:27:11,385 --> 00:27:12,952 Can you bottle it? 731 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:15,321 Is it something you would even want to bottle? 732 00:27:15,389 --> 00:27:17,523 He was a principled politician 733 00:27:17,591 --> 00:27:18,858 and a great friend. 734 00:27:18,926 --> 00:27:19,959 To Gavin Channing. 735 00:27:20,027 --> 00:27:22,261 His wife! 736 00:27:22,329 --> 00:27:25,498 I am sensing that Channing was a player! 737 00:27:25,566 --> 00:27:27,266 That he cheated on his wife willy-nilly, 738 00:27:27,334 --> 00:27:28,768 and the Spencers do not use 739 00:27:28,836 --> 00:27:30,603 the term "willy-nilly" Willy-nilly. 740 00:27:30,671 --> 00:27:32,171 - No, we don't. - Wait a minute. 741 00:27:32,239 --> 00:27:34,641 Woody found a gray hair on Channing's body. 742 00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:35,842 She's not gray. 743 00:27:35,909 --> 00:27:40,980 Are these people important? 744 00:27:41,048 --> 00:27:44,283 Only her stylist knows that for sure. 745 00:27:46,854 --> 00:27:50,790 Ah! Ah! [Moans] 746 00:27:50,858 --> 00:27:54,293 Whoa. Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho. 747 00:27:54,361 --> 00:27:56,796 Hello, Renee. 748 00:27:56,864 --> 00:27:59,365 Shawn. I didn't know you rode. 749 00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:03,536 It's just about all we do in my hometown of snowy river. 750 00:28:03,604 --> 00:28:05,004 It helps me find clarity. 751 00:28:05,072 --> 00:28:06,339 As a matter of fact, 752 00:28:06,407 --> 00:28:08,341 I'm getting some right now. 753 00:28:08,409 --> 00:28:11,110 Are you? Fascinating. 754 00:28:11,178 --> 00:28:12,478 What I'm getting is that your husband 755 00:28:12,546 --> 00:28:16,115 had a little problem with monogamy! 756 00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:18,751 - Wait, Lightning! - Well, now, you just unearthed 757 00:28:18,819 --> 00:28:20,753 the worst-kept secret in Santa Barbara. 758 00:28:20,821 --> 00:28:23,056 Yes, Gavin was incorrigible. 759 00:28:23,123 --> 00:28:24,824 Seabiscuit, stop, stop. 760 00:28:24,892 --> 00:28:28,895 It was one of his best qualities, really. 761 00:28:28,962 --> 00:28:31,230 We'd been living apart for some time. 762 00:28:31,298 --> 00:28:32,978 I guess you could say our marriage was a... 763 00:28:33,033 --> 00:28:34,901 Sham? Hyah! 764 00:28:34,968 --> 00:28:37,036 A career move. 765 00:28:37,104 --> 00:28:40,073 White Chocolate. I don't know the horse's name. 766 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:42,709 [Chuckles] 767 00:28:42,776 --> 00:28:44,010 And that didn't bother you at all? 768 00:28:44,078 --> 00:28:45,745 - No. - Mrs. Channing, 769 00:28:45,813 --> 00:28:46,846 I'm ready for you. 770 00:28:46,914 --> 00:28:48,681 In a moment, Antonio. 771 00:28:48,749 --> 00:28:51,417 Hyah! 772 00:28:51,485 --> 00:28:53,519 Let's just say that Gavin and I 773 00:28:53,587 --> 00:28:55,521 had an understanding. 774 00:28:55,589 --> 00:28:58,458 Let's cut to the chase here, Renee. 775 00:28:58,525 --> 00:29:00,626 A gray hair was found on your husband's body. 776 00:29:00,694 --> 00:29:03,262 The same gray hair you used to have before you colored it. 777 00:29:03,330 --> 00:29:05,064 I know you were there the night he died. 778 00:29:05,132 --> 00:29:06,699 Yes, I was with him. 779 00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:09,001 But I didn't kill him. 780 00:29:09,069 --> 00:29:11,304 We slept together. 781 00:29:11,371 --> 00:29:13,906 That is disgusting. And rich. 782 00:29:13,974 --> 00:29:15,608 Why would you do that? 783 00:29:15,676 --> 00:29:18,144 Well, I wanted to get something for my 50 grand. 784 00:29:18,212 --> 00:29:22,048 We needed the 50 grand for an exploratory committee. 785 00:29:22,116 --> 00:29:24,083 'Cause, even though he was a terrible husband, 786 00:29:24,151 --> 00:29:26,018 he was a great lover, 787 00:29:26,086 --> 00:29:28,454 and would have been a fabulous governor. 788 00:29:28,522 --> 00:29:31,557 I really wanted to make love in that mansion... 789 00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:33,726 with Antonio. 790 00:29:33,794 --> 00:29:35,762 [Giggles] 791 00:29:35,829 --> 00:29:38,598 Well, I'm bored. 792 00:29:38,665 --> 00:29:39,866 [Horse neighs] 793 00:29:39,933 --> 00:29:41,534 Come on. 794 00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:47,874 [Horse whinnies] [Exclaims] 795 00:29:47,941 --> 00:29:49,509 All I'm saying is that showing me passed out 796 00:29:49,576 --> 00:29:50,743 surrounded by beer cans 797 00:29:50,811 --> 00:29:52,311 is not exactly my idea 798 00:29:52,379 --> 00:29:53,746 of a nuanced photo. 799 00:29:53,814 --> 00:29:55,214 Well, if you hated that, 800 00:29:55,282 --> 00:29:56,949 you're not gonna like this commercial. 801 00:29:57,017 --> 00:29:58,284 It's about to start airing. 802 00:29:58,352 --> 00:30:00,753 What? Dude, we have a commercial? 803 00:30:00,821 --> 00:30:02,822 Yup. I sliced one together last night 804 00:30:02,890 --> 00:30:04,490 and got the local station to air it 805 00:30:04,558 --> 00:30:05,892 in exchange for you giving free psychic readings 806 00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:07,026 - for the next year. - Smart thinking. 807 00:30:07,094 --> 00:30:08,694 Yeah. 808 00:30:08,762 --> 00:30:10,402 I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my vision 809 00:30:10,464 --> 00:30:11,898 for Santa Barbara. 810 00:30:11,965 --> 00:30:13,699 [Chuckles] 811 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:16,369 Ooh. [Bombs whistling, horns honking] 812 00:30:18,572 --> 00:30:22,809 Ooh. [Baby crying] 813 00:30:26,914 --> 00:30:29,148 - Wow. - Sorry, man. 814 00:30:29,216 --> 00:30:31,450 - I had to go big. - The bird thing was messed up. 815 00:30:31,518 --> 00:30:33,052 - Right. - But some of those 816 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,754 - weren't far from the truth. - I know. 817 00:30:34,822 --> 00:30:37,990 [Cell phone rings] 818 00:30:38,058 --> 00:30:40,293 Straub. 819 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,929 How come I wasn't consulted on that commercial? 820 00:30:42,996 --> 00:30:44,831 'Cause Gus is running the show solo now. 821 00:30:44,898 --> 00:30:46,232 Sorry I didn't tell you, 822 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:47,800 but I just haven't been satisfied 823 00:30:47,868 --> 00:30:49,068 with the way my campaign's being managed. 824 00:30:49,136 --> 00:30:50,803 - Competently? - Exactly. 825 00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:51,904 By the way, did you know 826 00:30:51,972 --> 00:30:53,539 that Channing did get the 50k 827 00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:54,774 for the exploratory committee from his wife 828 00:30:54,842 --> 00:30:56,442 the night that he died? 829 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:59,045 That's impossible. He would have told me. 830 00:31:04,117 --> 00:31:05,785 Not if he never had the opportunity. 831 00:31:05,853 --> 00:31:08,087 - What? - Got to bounce. 832 00:31:08,155 --> 00:31:09,522 Gus, I have it. 833 00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:10,957 Channing was robbed. 834 00:31:11,024 --> 00:31:12,825 His wife gave him the 50k, 835 00:31:12,893 --> 00:31:14,260 someone broke into the house, stole the money, 836 00:31:14,328 --> 00:31:16,596 and killed him using that missing bookend. 837 00:31:16,663 --> 00:31:18,364 The one the killer took with them 838 00:31:18,432 --> 00:31:19,765 after they clobbered Channing over the head. 839 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,534 So it must have been an inside job. 840 00:31:21,602 --> 00:31:24,604 Someone with access to this house. 841 00:31:30,043 --> 00:31:33,546 Perhaps we should start with those. 842 00:31:33,614 --> 00:31:35,481 - Hey, Lassie. - So I have eliminated 843 00:31:35,549 --> 00:31:37,350 the housekeeper and the gardener, 844 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:38,217 which pretty much leaves the plumber. 845 00:31:38,285 --> 00:31:39,752 Guy named Mike Plummer. 846 00:31:39,820 --> 00:31:41,654 He's a plumber and his name is Plummer? 847 00:31:41,722 --> 00:31:43,189 I don't say things to be humorous. 848 00:31:43,257 --> 00:31:44,557 Ooh, speaking of humorous, 849 00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:46,259 you, my friend, are getting killed 850 00:31:46,326 --> 00:31:47,660 at the polls. 851 00:31:47,728 --> 00:31:49,095 Are you aware that your campaign 852 00:31:49,162 --> 00:31:51,564 just aired an ad detailing your foot fetish? 853 00:31:51,632 --> 00:31:54,000 It was quite disturbing. 854 00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:57,503 Foot fetish? Come on, son. 855 00:32:01,008 --> 00:32:05,244 Looks like Mike the plumber came into some cash. 856 00:32:05,312 --> 00:32:07,847 - Hello? - Hello. 857 00:32:07,915 --> 00:32:09,649 Mike Plummer the plumber? 858 00:32:15,322 --> 00:32:18,791 Uh, Shawn. 859 00:32:18,859 --> 00:32:22,540 Yo. What you got? 860 00:32:35,751 --> 00:32:38,222 Where have I seen that dude before? 861 00:32:38,727 --> 00:32:40,395 [Applause] 862 00:32:43,766 --> 00:32:45,804 Sniff around the body or something. 863 00:32:46,207 --> 00:32:47,908 I'm gonna go snoop on his computer. 864 00:32:47,975 --> 00:32:49,409 Why do I got to hang around a dead body? 865 00:32:49,477 --> 00:32:52,345 Because you love it. 866 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,590 Dude, I just found a bank statement 867 00:33:03,658 --> 00:33:06,059 that shows a recent deposit of $50,000. 868 00:33:06,127 --> 00:33:08,695 How recent? Like four days ago recent? 869 00:33:08,763 --> 00:33:11,698 Yup. The day after Channing got that money from his ex-wife. 870 00:33:11,766 --> 00:33:14,000 Your theory about him robbing Channing was on point. 871 00:33:14,068 --> 00:33:15,569 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. 872 00:33:19,407 --> 00:33:21,167 Tom, this is Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. 873 00:33:21,209 --> 00:33:23,977 Guys, this is the city's new mayor, Tom Swagerty. 874 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,812 That's Abby Sheldon, 875 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,815 Swagerty's ex-fiancee. 876 00:33:28,883 --> 00:33:31,418 What is she doing at Channing's house? 877 00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:37,123 Asked and answered. 878 00:33:37,191 --> 00:33:39,926 That Channing was a randy little spaniel. 879 00:33:42,964 --> 00:33:44,664 Uh-oh. 880 00:33:47,602 --> 00:33:50,570 Let me see that. 881 00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:59,112 Bam, there was another deposit made two months earlier, 882 00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:02,282 four days after Abby's death. 883 00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:05,285 - I got it. - Good. Let's get out of here. 884 00:34:05,353 --> 00:34:07,187 I mean, why should I get fined 885 00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:08,855 for not picking up my dog's poop? 886 00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:10,223 Huh? Why? 887 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:12,859 Good evening. Good evening, everyone. 888 00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:14,361 Excuse me. So sorry. 889 00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,896 My name is Shawn Spencer. 890 00:34:16,964 --> 00:34:18,565 I am actually here because I have had 891 00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:19,899 a psychic revelation 892 00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:21,401 that will shake the foundation 893 00:34:21,469 --> 00:34:24,504 of Santa Barbara to its very foundation. 894 00:34:24,572 --> 00:34:25,972 Here's the thing. 895 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,142 Abby Sheldon did not die accidentally 896 00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:32,045 in her home, as was widely reported. 897 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:35,782 She, in fact, expired in the home of her lover, 898 00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:38,785 the man that we all knew as former mayor Gavin Channing. 899 00:34:38,853 --> 00:34:41,755 [People gasping and whispering] 900 00:34:41,822 --> 00:34:44,891 I mean, does my dog get a bill every time I do my business? 901 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,559 Huh? Yeah. 902 00:34:46,627 --> 00:34:48,094 The points you're making are valid. 903 00:34:48,162 --> 00:34:51,364 But I'm gonna be up here for a really long time, 904 00:34:51,432 --> 00:34:54,968 so you'd be wise to take a seat. 905 00:34:55,036 --> 00:34:57,704 Thank you. 906 00:34:57,772 --> 00:35:00,573 Gavin Channing, for all his flaws, 907 00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,709 was not a murderer. 908 00:35:02,777 --> 00:35:05,378 Now I am sensing that Abby Sheldon's death 909 00:35:05,446 --> 00:35:07,247 was, in fact, accidental. 910 00:35:07,315 --> 00:35:10,950 Abby! 911 00:35:11,018 --> 00:35:13,687 What does any politician do when they're in a jam? 912 00:35:13,754 --> 00:35:15,155 They call their right-hand man, 913 00:35:15,222 --> 00:35:17,624 and, in this case, that right-hand man 914 00:35:17,692 --> 00:35:20,327 was Jason Straub... [Crowd gasping] 915 00:35:20,394 --> 00:35:23,129 who, for the record, is a lefty. 916 00:35:23,197 --> 00:35:25,065 Sure enough, that is the first call 917 00:35:25,132 --> 00:35:27,000 that Channing made the night Abby died, 918 00:35:27,068 --> 00:35:29,569 according to the phone records obtained 919 00:35:29,637 --> 00:35:33,907 by SBPD's very own Carlton Lassiter. 920 00:35:33,974 --> 00:35:36,543 I am sensing that you moved Abby's body 921 00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:38,812 from Channing's house back to her house, 922 00:35:38,879 --> 00:35:41,181 still made it look like an accident. 923 00:35:43,617 --> 00:35:46,119 But there were a couple things that you didn't count on. 924 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,987 First being Channing's contractor, Mike Plummer. 925 00:35:48,055 --> 00:35:50,323 Being the opportunist that he was, 926 00:35:50,391 --> 00:35:53,093 he jumped at the opportunity to document 927 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,695 this potential scandal. 928 00:35:55,763 --> 00:35:57,364 [Shutter snaps] 929 00:35:57,431 --> 00:35:59,666 You can find these photographs at his apartment. 930 00:35:59,734 --> 00:36:01,401 And you know this how? 931 00:36:01,469 --> 00:36:04,537 Because my senses don't lie, they multiply. 932 00:36:04,605 --> 00:36:07,741 Anyway, Mike Plummer used these photographs 933 00:36:07,808 --> 00:36:11,511 to blackmail Channing to the tune of $50,000. 934 00:36:11,579 --> 00:36:13,313 Channing thought it was a one-time payout. 935 00:36:13,381 --> 00:36:16,683 Then a couple months later, Plummer shows up again 936 00:36:16,751 --> 00:36:18,585 and he asks for more. 937 00:36:18,652 --> 00:36:21,020 Channing was ready to come clean, but Straub, 938 00:36:21,088 --> 00:36:23,289 the man who orchestrated the entire cover-up, 939 00:36:23,357 --> 00:36:25,191 didn't want to go to jail, did you? 940 00:36:25,259 --> 00:36:27,219 Come on, nobody's believing this lunatic, right? 941 00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:29,028 Jason, sit down. 942 00:36:29,096 --> 00:36:31,865 You pleaded with Channing 943 00:36:31,932 --> 00:36:32,999 not to do it, and when he refused, 944 00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:35,769 finally you killed him. 945 00:36:35,836 --> 00:36:36,936 That's enough! 946 00:36:37,004 --> 00:36:39,906 The other thing-- [Grunts] 947 00:36:39,974 --> 00:36:41,214 You stuffed him into his wetsuit 948 00:36:41,275 --> 00:36:43,443 and you dumped him into the ocean. 949 00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:45,245 The other thing you didn't count on 950 00:36:45,312 --> 00:36:47,881 was that the man who succeeded Channing as mayor 951 00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:50,350 is the same guy who was not convinced 952 00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:51,785 that the accidental death of his fiancee 953 00:36:51,852 --> 00:36:53,253 was an accident... 954 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,054 Just came by here to give you these. 955 00:36:55,122 --> 00:36:56,055 A few key objectives I'd like to get working on 956 00:36:56,123 --> 00:36:57,724 in the next couple weeks. 957 00:36:57,792 --> 00:36:59,432 Because among the list of key objectives 958 00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:01,294 he gave you was a motion to reopen 959 00:37:01,362 --> 00:37:04,464 the police investigation into the death of his fiancee. 960 00:37:04,532 --> 00:37:06,099 You needed to make sure 961 00:37:06,167 --> 00:37:08,401 that Swagerty wasn't elected mayor, 962 00:37:08,469 --> 00:37:09,903 and that is why you tried to help me beat him, 963 00:37:09,970 --> 00:37:11,571 but when that didn't work, 964 00:37:11,639 --> 00:37:13,907 you killed the only person, Plummer, 965 00:37:13,974 --> 00:37:15,408 that could testify against you 966 00:37:15,476 --> 00:37:18,578 in a future trial. 967 00:37:18,646 --> 00:37:21,714 Come on, Straub. Give it up. 968 00:37:26,887 --> 00:37:28,221 Don't--don't do it. 969 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:31,157 Don't--oh. 970 00:37:31,225 --> 00:37:34,828 Have some respect for yourself. 971 00:37:34,895 --> 00:37:36,329 That's it. 972 00:37:36,397 --> 00:37:39,599 I now cede the floor to the crazy poop woman. 973 00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:42,435 God bless Santa Barbara. 974 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,640 It's not too late. 975 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:59,676 We could turn around, get Red Robin, 976 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:01,378 go back to the Psych office. 977 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,346 American Duos premieres tonight. 978 00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:05,673 [Laughs] 979 00:38:05,793 --> 00:38:09,250 - I owe you one, man. - You owe me infinity, Shawn. 980 00:38:23,195 --> 00:38:25,475 It's very simple. 981 00:38:25,621 --> 00:38:27,155 You have to tell the chief. 982 00:38:43,105 --> 00:38:45,140 [Door opens and shuts] 983 00:38:45,207 --> 00:38:49,144 You noticed the door was closed, right? 984 00:38:49,211 --> 00:38:51,012 Something on your mind? 985 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,414 Yeah, actually, it's my mind 986 00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:53,517 that I want to talk to you about, chief? 987 00:38:53,637 --> 00:38:55,633 You--you know those blackmail photos 988 00:38:55,753 --> 00:38:57,318 from the Channing case, right? You remember those? 989 00:38:57,386 --> 00:38:58,820 It was three days ago. 990 00:38:58,888 --> 00:39:00,368 Oh, right, well, the funny thing is, 991 00:39:00,389 --> 00:39:02,557 and truth is it's not funny at all, 992 00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:04,859 I may not have come across those 993 00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:06,728 in the manner that you've grown accustomed to. 994 00:39:06,796 --> 00:39:08,696 I'm not following. 995 00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:11,099 What I'm saying, chief, is that it is entirely possible 996 00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:14,235 that I have been less than forthright 997 00:39:14,303 --> 00:39:17,939 about the way that I do the things that I do. 998 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,475 Like this. This, for example. 999 00:39:22,344 --> 00:39:25,680 Mainly that really. 1000 00:39:25,748 --> 00:39:27,682 What I'm saying is that I'm sorry, 1001 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,284 - but that I'm not actually-- - He's covering for me. 1002 00:39:29,351 --> 00:39:31,219 - What? - Shawn led me 1003 00:39:31,287 --> 00:39:32,921 to the blackmail photos, and I obtained them 1004 00:39:32,988 --> 00:39:36,191 - without an official warrant. - I'm sorry? 1005 00:39:36,258 --> 00:39:38,526 We wouldn't have gotten the evidence if we'd waited. 1006 00:39:38,594 --> 00:39:40,361 So you searched the victim's computer without a warrant? 1007 00:39:40,429 --> 00:39:42,130 Yes, I did. 1008 00:39:42,198 --> 00:39:45,200 But it was just the one time, I swear. 1009 00:39:45,267 --> 00:39:47,147 You understand that, if a judge knew about this, 1010 00:39:47,169 --> 00:39:48,970 Straub would walk? 1011 00:39:49,038 --> 00:39:51,272 Fortunately for all of us, we got a confession from him. 1012 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,941 Whew. 1013 00:39:53,008 --> 00:39:55,643 Well, then I guess-- I guess we're good here. 1014 00:39:55,711 --> 00:39:57,011 Orange whip? Orange whip? 1015 00:39:57,079 --> 00:40:00,281 No, Mr. Spencer, we are not good at all. 1016 00:40:00,349 --> 00:40:02,684 You are a police officer, Ms. O'Hara. 1017 00:40:02,751 --> 00:40:06,955 - And, Mr. Spencer, you are a... - Psychic. 1018 00:40:07,022 --> 00:40:10,125 I was going to say an independent contractor, 1019 00:40:10,192 --> 00:40:12,127 and both of you serve the people of this city. 1020 00:40:12,194 --> 00:40:13,928 And everything is to remain aboveboard. 1021 00:40:13,996 --> 00:40:15,430 Do I make myself clear? 1022 00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:17,499 - Yes, chief. - Yeah. Absolutely. 1023 00:40:17,566 --> 00:40:20,435 Good. 1024 00:40:21,637 --> 00:40:24,539 You're dismissed. 1025 00:40:29,778 --> 00:40:31,980 Good-bye, Mr. Spencer. 1026 00:40:32,047 --> 00:40:34,949 Later, chief. 1027 00:40:43,993 --> 00:40:45,460 Jules, let's not make this 1028 00:40:45,528 --> 00:40:47,028 any more complicated than it needs to be. 1029 00:40:47,096 --> 00:40:48,663 I know exactly why you did what you did 1030 00:40:48,731 --> 00:40:49,964 with the chief this morning. 1031 00:40:50,032 --> 00:40:51,466 Really? Do tell. 1032 00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:53,234 Well, it's obvious, don't you think? 1033 00:40:53,302 --> 00:40:56,171 I mean, without me, Santa Barbara turns into Detroit 1034 00:40:56,238 --> 00:40:57,605 within a week. 1035 00:40:57,673 --> 00:41:00,175 - That's not it. - It's not? 1036 00:41:00,242 --> 00:41:01,776 Shawn, when I first asked you 1037 00:41:01,844 --> 00:41:03,111 to tell the chief the truth 1038 00:41:03,179 --> 00:41:05,079 and you declined, 1039 00:41:05,147 --> 00:41:06,948 I just thought you were being selfish. 1040 00:41:07,016 --> 00:41:08,776 But then you were actually going to tell her. 1041 00:41:08,817 --> 00:41:10,185 It hit me-- 1042 00:41:10,252 --> 00:41:12,020 if I let you go through with this 1043 00:41:12,087 --> 00:41:14,155 and throw everything away, 1044 00:41:14,223 --> 00:41:16,824 well... 1045 00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:18,927 I'd be the one being selfish, wouldn't I? 1046 00:41:18,994 --> 00:41:20,428 I couldn't let you. 1047 00:41:20,496 --> 00:41:22,864 Gus is so thankful. 1048 00:41:22,932 --> 00:41:25,466 I know. 1049 00:41:25,534 --> 00:41:28,670 So should we just do it? 1050 00:41:28,737 --> 00:41:30,305 Easy. 1051 00:41:30,372 --> 00:41:32,173 I'm not ready to get back together. 1052 00:41:32,241 --> 00:41:35,109 I mean, there's still an issue of trust here. 1053 00:41:35,177 --> 00:41:37,946 I can't just flip a switch. 1054 00:41:38,013 --> 00:41:40,248 - That's fair. - Mm. 1055 00:41:40,316 --> 00:41:42,283 - Shawn. - Yes? 1056 00:41:42,351 --> 00:41:45,420 It's not going to happen. 1057 00:41:45,487 --> 00:41:47,155 All right, well, you just tell me 1058 00:41:47,223 --> 00:41:48,823 when you're ready, because I'm going to be waiting. 1059 00:41:48,891 --> 00:41:52,393 In my stocking feet, wearing a chef's hat 1060 00:41:52,461 --> 00:41:54,062 and an apron. 1061 00:41:54,129 --> 00:41:55,430 And that's it. 1062 00:41:55,497 --> 00:41:57,065 Hmm. 1063 00:41:57,132 --> 00:41:59,601 Now who's ready for some Souplantation? 1064 00:41:59,668 --> 00:42:02,570 Soup? Soup I can do. 1065 00:42:02,638 --> 00:42:04,005 What about bisque? 1066 00:42:04,073 --> 00:42:05,907 I'm hoping there's a bisque. 1067 00:42:05,975 --> 00:42:08,209 - [Giggles] - With a little bit of luck, 1068 00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:09,844 they'll have the veggie chili. 1069 00:42:09,912 --> 00:42:11,179 Oh, I love the veggie chili. 1070 00:42:11,247 --> 00:42:12,707 - It's very chunky. - It is chunky, 1071 00:42:12,827 --> 00:42:15,000 but I love my chili chunky. 1072 00:42:16,873 --> 00:42:26,899 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com