1 00:00:03,535 --> 00:00:05,806 Welcome back to The Crock Pot, 2 00:00:05,926 --> 00:00:08,212 Crock-os and other, lesser beings. 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,243 Hey, Dean, are you alive over there? 4 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:12,029 Come on, I feel like a kid again, Crock. 5 00:00:12,149 --> 00:00:13,855 Well, try not to wet yourself, 6 00:00:13,975 --> 00:00:15,776 or at least put a towel down this time. 7 00:00:18,046 --> 00:00:21,415 Dean and I are here with two local psychic detectives, 8 00:00:21,482 --> 00:00:24,051 Shawn Spencer and Vijay Amritraj. 9 00:00:24,119 --> 00:00:26,186 Now, Shawn, before the break, you were about to tell us 10 00:00:26,254 --> 00:00:28,694 just what it feels like to have these other-worldly abilities. 11 00:00:28,756 --> 00:00:31,959 I mean, basically, you're like Drew Barrymore in Firestarter, 12 00:00:32,027 --> 00:00:34,728 except you don't get older and then get naked in Doppelganger. 13 00:00:34,796 --> 00:00:36,096 Have I got that right? Have I got it right? 14 00:00:36,164 --> 00:00:37,564 You pretty much nailed it, Crock. 15 00:00:38,967 --> 00:00:40,401 Well, you know, Crock, 16 00:00:40,468 --> 00:00:42,369 I'm the spark that lights the fire, 17 00:00:42,437 --> 00:00:45,005 and I can tell you what time it is anywhere in the world, 18 00:00:45,073 --> 00:00:47,507 except for the poles. 19 00:00:47,575 --> 00:00:48,976 Why don't you liven things up a little bit 20 00:00:49,044 --> 00:00:50,677 and read Dean-o's mind and tell us 21 00:00:50,745 --> 00:00:53,747 what Jonas brother he's daydreaming about right now? 22 00:00:53,815 --> 00:00:54,936 - What? - You guys are crazy! 23 00:00:54,983 --> 00:00:56,683 Oh, you guys. 24 00:00:56,751 --> 00:00:57,884 It's like a zoo in here. 25 00:00:57,953 --> 00:00:59,820 Except for vegetables. 26 00:01:02,991 --> 00:01:05,692 Eh, it's always a bit of a dice roll with venison. 27 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,928 Well, not today. It was an absolutely lovely meal, Henry. 28 00:01:07,996 --> 00:01:10,030 - Thank you so much. - Oh, please. 29 00:01:10,098 --> 00:01:12,666 It's been ages since I've been able to grill for anyone. 30 00:01:12,733 --> 00:01:14,969 Shawn doesn't come around much these days. 31 00:01:15,036 --> 00:01:17,504 Nope, not since the incident. 32 00:01:17,572 --> 00:01:19,206 - More than fair. - Look, Shawn. 33 00:01:19,274 --> 00:01:20,441 What happened between your mother and I 34 00:01:20,508 --> 00:01:22,409 that night was completely natural 35 00:01:22,477 --> 00:01:24,845 - and arabesque. - Oh, God. 36 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:26,513 Shawn, you saw your parents shagging? 37 00:01:27,983 --> 00:01:30,284 No! 38 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,387 He's still not ready to talk about it. 39 00:01:33,455 --> 00:01:35,255 Whoa, look at that, 40 00:01:35,323 --> 00:01:36,290 It's time for The Crock Pot. 41 00:01:36,358 --> 00:01:37,757 - Oh, no! - What? 42 00:01:37,825 --> 00:01:39,426 We are not spending the next two hours 43 00:01:39,494 --> 00:01:41,028 listening to Crock Daniels. 44 00:01:41,096 --> 00:01:42,856 - Who's Crock Daniels? - Who's Crock Daniels? 45 00:01:42,897 --> 00:01:44,398 He's like the Howard Stern of radio. 46 00:01:44,466 --> 00:01:46,900 That doesn't even make any sense. 47 00:01:46,968 --> 00:01:48,502 I can't believe you guys like him. 48 00:01:48,569 --> 00:01:49,970 He has the mentality of a five-year-old. 49 00:01:50,038 --> 00:01:53,007 Oh, come on, Jules. He had us on his show. 50 00:01:53,074 --> 00:01:54,375 To make fun of you. 51 00:01:54,442 --> 00:01:56,076 He was laughing with us, Jules, 52 00:01:56,144 --> 00:01:57,411 and you know, he's matured since then. 53 00:01:57,479 --> 00:01:59,446 He tackles the real issues on air the now. 54 00:01:59,514 --> 00:02:01,194 - That's right. - Proctology is witchcraft. 55 00:02:01,249 --> 00:02:02,616 Pass. 56 00:02:02,683 --> 00:02:03,817 Do you fancy a walk on the beach? 57 00:02:03,885 --> 00:02:05,252 That sounds delightful. 58 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,987 You're on with the Crock Pot. 59 00:02:07,055 --> 00:02:08,389 What seemingly important issue do you have that you want... 60 00:02:08,456 --> 00:02:10,157 - Be careful. - It's better this way. 61 00:02:10,225 --> 00:02:11,625 To share with thousands of people 62 00:02:11,692 --> 00:02:13,460 who will immediately judge and berate you? 63 00:02:13,528 --> 00:02:15,529 Time for the Crock to put a bit of money in the bank, 64 00:02:15,596 --> 00:02:18,165 so stay put. You know I want you to think, 65 00:02:18,233 --> 00:02:21,035 but just don't think about touching that dial. 66 00:02:21,102 --> 00:02:24,405 This is the Crock Pot. 67 00:02:24,472 --> 00:02:27,707 Syd! I'm bringing in a live alligator next segment, 68 00:02:27,775 --> 00:02:29,309 so honey up your sack. 69 00:02:29,377 --> 00:02:33,647 Wow, so you're going to London for six months? 70 00:02:33,714 --> 00:02:37,418 It's my temporary visa, it's a nightmare situation. 71 00:02:37,485 --> 00:02:39,186 It wouldn't be so terrible if I hadn't met Burton. 72 00:02:39,254 --> 00:02:42,089 Mm, how is he taking it? 73 00:02:42,157 --> 00:02:44,758 Oh, you haven't told him. 74 00:02:44,825 --> 00:02:46,893 I don't know how to break it to him. 75 00:02:46,961 --> 00:02:48,962 He cries at the drop of a hat. 76 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:50,364 - Ugh. - Literally. 77 00:02:50,432 --> 00:02:53,600 Yeah, this dude is a fool. 78 00:02:53,668 --> 00:02:56,070 People want to talk, and they don't want to listen. 79 00:02:56,137 --> 00:02:58,338 Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing? 80 00:02:58,406 --> 00:03:02,042 No, please! No, please, don't! No! 81 00:03:03,144 --> 00:03:04,978 Was that a gunshot? 82 00:03:07,582 --> 00:03:09,183 It's gotta be some kind of a joke. 83 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:12,152 Yeah, it's gotta be. It's Crock, right? 84 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:13,554 - He's up to his old tricks. - No. 85 00:03:13,621 --> 00:03:15,556 No, it was a gunshot. 86 00:03:19,894 --> 00:03:22,096 Somebody shot the Crock Pot? 87 00:03:26,134 --> 00:03:27,767 ♪ I know you know ♪ 88 00:03:27,835 --> 00:03:29,403 ♪ that I'm not telling the truth ♪ 89 00:03:29,471 --> 00:03:31,037 ♪ I know you know ♪ 90 00:03:31,106 --> 00:03:32,806 ♪ they just don't have any proof ♪ 91 00:03:32,873 --> 00:03:33,873 ♪ embrace the deception ♪ 92 00:03:33,874 --> 00:03:35,709 ♪ learn how to bend ♪ 93 00:03:35,776 --> 00:03:37,211 ♪ your worst inhibitions ♪ 94 00:03:37,278 --> 00:03:40,380 ♪ tend to psych you out in the end ♪ 95 00:03:40,448 --> 00:03:48,966 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 96 00:03:53,118 --> 00:03:56,754 Moment of silence for the Crocker, Gus. 97 00:03:56,822 --> 00:03:58,989 Oh, heavenly bearded father of the Nazarene-- 98 00:03:59,109 --> 00:04:02,760 - That's not silence. - Shh. 99 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:08,298 - Such a bummer, man. - Mm. 100 00:04:18,253 --> 00:04:20,545 What time did we hear that gunshot? 101 00:04:20,612 --> 00:04:21,725 Ten minutes into the show. 102 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:23,795 I remember, because Crock just made his crank phone call 103 00:04:23,862 --> 00:04:25,463 as Willie, the two-year-old telemarketer. 104 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:28,366 - That baby could sell anything. - What? 105 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,867 Let's hear it again. 106 00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:31,035 No, you-- Oh, please, don't! No! 107 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,072 Dude, I-- 108 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,740 Hey! 109 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,976 I think I just heard a voice on the recording, 110 00:04:38,043 --> 00:04:39,311 just before Crock was shot. 111 00:04:39,378 --> 00:04:42,214 Is Crock okay? Tell me he's okay! 112 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,116 Who the hell are those whackados? 113 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:45,883 Those are Crock-os, Crock's biggest fans. 114 00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:47,452 Does he need soup? 115 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,121 She does realize he was shot, right? 116 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,755 What kind of soup do you think she's packing? 117 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,857 Not sure. Something seasonal, though. 118 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:54,959 Winter bean. 119 00:04:55,027 --> 00:04:56,094 Let's make the rounds, see what we can find out. 120 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,998 Hey, boo. 121 00:05:00,065 --> 00:05:02,400 I'm at the crime scene, talk later? 122 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,003 All right. Kisses. 123 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:06,938 Okey-dokey. 124 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,807 Man, Rachael can't get enough of this. 125 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:12,710 I think she can, and I suspect she will. 126 00:05:12,778 --> 00:05:13,978 Gus, someone here knows something. 127 00:05:14,046 --> 00:05:15,213 Where you want to start? 128 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,448 We should start at the top. 129 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:17,449 I hope he's near a kitchen. 130 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:18,583 That soup made me hungry. 131 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,118 Yeah. 132 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:28,593 Ahem. That is my private office. 133 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,031 And you are? 134 00:05:33,098 --> 00:05:35,733 Miranda Sherrod. I own this station. 135 00:05:35,801 --> 00:05:37,202 - Oh. - I see. 136 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,836 Well, I am psychic detective, Shawn Spencer, 137 00:05:38,904 --> 00:05:41,072 and this is my partner, Django Unchained. 138 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,707 I'm not amused by that. 139 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,108 You want to try it again? 140 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,644 I wouldn't if I were you. 141 00:05:45,711 --> 00:05:47,845 Oh, excuse him. My name is Burton Guster, 142 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:50,148 Ms. Sherrod. We were huge fans of Crock. 143 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,849 I know this must be devastating for you. 144 00:05:51,917 --> 00:05:53,818 You can't replace these kind of numbers. 145 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:56,054 No, I was talking about as a friend. 146 00:05:56,121 --> 00:05:59,224 Being a friend is not in his job description. 147 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,693 This is a cutthroat, stab-you-in-the-back, 148 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,262 take-no-prisoners corporation, you dig? 149 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:05,863 I gave Gus fun names. 150 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:08,200 Like silly, impromptu nicknames. 151 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:09,868 - I've always done that. - There you are. 152 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:12,003 Would you stop wandering off like children? 153 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,506 Who are you, and why are you hiding in here? 154 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,808 Miranda Sherrod, owner, and, no, 155 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,976 I am not going downtown to answer questions. 156 00:06:19,044 --> 00:06:22,314 Bert Johansen is my attorney. He will ruin your life. 157 00:06:23,849 --> 00:06:25,850 As you were. 158 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:29,020 Uh, Ms. Sherrod, we were trying to get 159 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,556 some insight into Crock, his brief history here. 160 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:34,626 He doubled the ratings of his previous show in six months. 161 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,127 He doubled the ratings of his previous show? 162 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:38,062 How is that possible, with audience erosion 163 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:40,164 and competition from Internet and satellite? 164 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,268 Looks like someone here is more than just a pretty face. 165 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,869 Well-- 166 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:47,706 Crock's success was impressive, 167 00:06:47,773 --> 00:06:49,974 and it drove his competition crazy. 168 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,509 As in his old partner, Dean Ballou? 169 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,612 Dean? You bet your megawatt smile 170 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:55,113 that he was jealous of Crock. 171 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:56,748 Now would you two get the hell out of here? 172 00:06:56,815 --> 00:06:58,783 - I have a crisis to manage. - Yes, ma'am. 173 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:01,453 - She's just mean. - Yeah, she is. 174 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:08,960 So we'd like to speak to you 175 00:07:09,027 --> 00:07:10,962 about your former partner, Crock Daniels. 176 00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:12,196 I'm sure you heard that he was murdered. 177 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,266 Such a tragedy, Dean-o. 178 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,934 Since we were on the show, we consider ourselves family. 179 00:07:17,002 --> 00:07:20,505 This hurts us just as much as it hurts you. 180 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:21,673 Ow! 181 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:22,774 He deserved it! 182 00:07:22,841 --> 00:07:24,108 What? 183 00:07:24,176 --> 00:07:25,744 I hated that bastard with a passion. 184 00:07:25,811 --> 00:07:26,778 Why are you speaking in that ridiculous voice? 185 00:07:26,845 --> 00:07:28,580 This is a serious matter. 186 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,149 - This is my voice. - Sure it is. 187 00:07:31,216 --> 00:07:32,617 And graffiti is an art form. 188 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,686 We were together for 20 years, 189 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:37,422 then last year, he comes in and says it's over. 190 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,657 Did he say it like a normal person, 191 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,292 or like the movie phone guy? 192 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:43,094 He bailed on me to take a seven-figure payday 193 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,764 - at that dump hole station. - Seven figures? 194 00:07:45,831 --> 00:07:47,565 Mr. Ballou, I don't know if you know how this works, 195 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,701 but unless you have a firm alibi, 196 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:51,670 you're painting yourself as our number one suspect. 197 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:55,740 I was doing what I'm doing right now, my radio show. 198 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,009 Speaking of which... 199 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:05,016 I've got a show to do. 200 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,954 It's incredible out there. 201 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,556 Thanks for joining us, kids, cats, 202 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,125 and teen queens and guys in blue jeans. 203 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:16,928 KKSB drive time. 204 00:08:18,597 --> 00:08:21,065 That's my radio voice. 205 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,100 What a bummer. 206 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:24,836 - Man. - I'm getting a warrant 207 00:08:24,903 --> 00:08:26,805 to search this guy's house. He's our man. 208 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:28,906 What? There's no way he could have 209 00:08:28,974 --> 00:08:30,542 pulled off a clean murder. You saw the dude. 210 00:08:30,609 --> 00:08:32,210 O'Hara, let's check his alibi. 211 00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:34,713 I'm guessing it's Swiss, as in cheese, 212 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,014 as in full of lactate. 213 00:08:37,082 --> 00:08:39,116 - Lactate? - Hmm. 214 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:42,854 Crock was pulling in over $1 million. 215 00:08:42,921 --> 00:08:44,589 Man, you kidding me? 216 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:46,424 Now we know how Miranda got him to switch stations. 217 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,393 I wonder what that meant for the rest of the staff. 218 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,895 Probably a lot of pay cuts. 219 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:53,264 Which could be motive for someone to bump off Crock. 220 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,032 Well, well, well. 221 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,502 Looks like someone's more than just a brownish face. 222 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:01,305 She said pretty face, Shawn. Pretty. 223 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,974 Hello again, Ms. Sherrod. 224 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,876 It's your favorite psychic, Shawn Spencer, 225 00:09:04,943 --> 00:09:06,778 and his partner, Burton Guster. 226 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:09,414 You just threw in the towel on your nickname game, huh? 227 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,148 Well, I thought you didn't-- 228 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:12,917 Gus, what a pleasure to see you again. 229 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:15,119 - Ms. Sherrod. - Miranda to you. 230 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:16,721 - Just to him? - Yes. 231 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,690 Miranda, we have reason to believe 232 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,558 that Crock's killer is in this station, 233 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:21,959 someone he worked with. 234 00:09:22,027 --> 00:09:23,695 And why would you think that? 235 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:25,897 Because I have had a vision 236 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,832 of other staffers taking huge pay cuts 237 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,201 so that you could bring in a big shot like Crock. 238 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,789 Yes, and they were happy to take less 239 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:34,005 and not be sent packing. Try again. 240 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:36,908 My advice to you, and I think you'd be wise to take it, 241 00:09:36,975 --> 00:09:38,576 is to give us access to every department. 242 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,678 I'm talking ad sales, on-air personalities, 243 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:41,913 program directors. 244 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:43,448 You know your stuff. 245 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,249 Well, I worked at my college radio station 246 00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:47,452 for a semester. I was a bit of a star. 247 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,754 You fell asleep during your own show. 248 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:51,823 It was a 3:00 A.M. show, Shawn. I was doing radio verite. 249 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,591 Nobody noticed. 250 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:55,560 What I'm saying is you're in good hands. 251 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,464 - They don't suck. - They're not great. 252 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,766 Knock yourselves out, but you better make it quick, 253 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,568 'cause I'm about to shut the station down. 254 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,337 - What? - Uh, Ms. Sherrod, 255 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,573 I realize that your staff is small, 256 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,008 and while my talents are prodigious, 257 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:13,878 it will take me some time to vet them all. 258 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,814 Without Crock, I have nothing, 259 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:19,283 and I can't keep putting these other morons on the air. 260 00:10:19,351 --> 00:10:21,185 Well, why don't you bring in some new blood? 261 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,754 And what do you suggest I do? 262 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,756 Just pluck someone off the street? 263 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:33,572 Good morning, 264 00:10:33,692 --> 00:10:36,915 Santa Barbs! 265 00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:42,322 Hell, you've just been S-bagged... 266 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,376 on Santa Barbara's newest 267 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:48,180 and most potent morning show, Spence-Air! 268 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,882 Look, whoever this is, I'm coming down there, 269 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,986 and I am [bleep]ing you up for [bleep]ing prank-calling me! 270 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,453 Wait a minute. 271 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,855 - Shawn? - Oops. 272 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:59,225 You [bleep]ing idiot! [Click] 273 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:03,496 That's what it sounds like to be bald, angry, and divorced... 274 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,245 with nipples like elephant darts. 275 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,734 We'll be right back, 276 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,670 after we pay some bills. 277 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,138 Phew! 278 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,906 Man, I'm exhausted. 279 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,608 I guess, now that we have the first hour under our belts, 280 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:16,809 it'll get easier, huh? 281 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,045 - Sea legs, and whatnot. - Hour? 282 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,579 You've been on for seven minutes. 283 00:11:20,648 --> 00:11:23,516 What? We have 4 hours and 53 minutes to go? 284 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,218 Talk about your personal life. Listeners love that stuff. 285 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,722 Yeah. Yeah, what Syd said, 286 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:33,192 expose myself, open up, get personal. 287 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,061 Welcome back, Santa Barbara. 288 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,296 You guessed it, it's time to get personal. 289 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,501 Uh-- 290 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,104 Hey, Gus, how do you feel about your girlfriend 291 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,406 heading back to the U.K. for six months? 292 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,909 What? Rachael's heading overseas? 293 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,945 Juliet told me. I assumed you already knew. 294 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,748 Juliet knows? And now, so does all of Santa Barbara. 295 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,583 Why is she leaving? Why hasn't she told me? 296 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,518 That's not the mute button... 297 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,987 and you have a call. 298 00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,989 We have a Rachael from Santa Barbara. 299 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:06,225 No, no, no. No, Shawn, do not take that call! 300 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,374 You deserve an explanation. 301 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,395 Not on the ra-- 302 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,731 not on the radio! 303 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:16,069 Rachael from Santa Barbara, you're live on Spence-Air. 304 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,237 Gus? We need to talk. 305 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,506 I don't have anything to say, Rachael. 306 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,774 Buddy, that's just bad radio. 307 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,375 I don't care. 308 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,011 My life is not fodder for your show, Shawn. 309 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,579 I'm not going to use my pain to fill air time. 310 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,615 Rachael, how could you do this to me? 311 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,650 Is this about Max's dad? 312 00:12:31,719 --> 00:12:34,286 Only going back to sort out some immigration issues. 313 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,822 Gus, that relationship 314 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,523 is long over. 315 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,058 I'm with you now. 316 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,527 You've nothing to be afraid of. Do you hear me? 317 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,600 You stay classy, Santa Barbara. 318 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,336 Thanks for spending your morning with me! 319 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,706 Spence-Air, out. 320 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,510 Man, I can't believe I just to confessed 321 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,412 to all of Santa Barbara that I make love with my socks on. 322 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,881 You sure did. 323 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,149 Hey, guys, I'm going to take off. 324 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,316 I just wanted to say thank you. 325 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,718 Thank us? For what? 326 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,087 Oh, for not asking me to measure my junk 327 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,256 or crank-calling my birth mom on the air. 328 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,824 What are you talking about? 329 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,392 That was always Crock's move. 330 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,728 He did whatever he could to humiliate me for laughs. 331 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,163 You were okay with that? 332 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,364 No, but what could I do? 333 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,698 Pop a couple caps in him 334 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,600 and pretend someone knocked me out? 335 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,971 Syd, that's-- 336 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,607 - That's...dark. - No. 337 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,343 Dude, did that man just confess to us? 338 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,479 No. It's way too easy. 339 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,914 We should talk to the other employees. 340 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,515 Yeah, all right. 341 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,550 I'm filing him under "Suspect number one." 342 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,755 Hello? 343 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,324 - Dang! - Whoa. 344 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,027 This guy Redd kills a lot of stuff, Shawn. 345 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,495 It certainly explains why my dad 346 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,697 likes his outdoors show so much. 347 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:55,334 Hey, beaver. Look at ya. 348 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,270 Nature's engineer. 349 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,471 You don't belong stuffed in somebody's office. 350 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,808 Maybe Redd needs a taste of his own medicine, 351 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,911 see what it's like being stalked and hunted. 352 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,112 Just name the time and the place. 353 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,647 Whoa, hey, Redd Herring. 354 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,950 I am radio personality, Shawn Spencer, 355 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,318 and this is-- 356 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,121 The man who's gonna hunt me. 357 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,424 Son... 358 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,660 do you really think you have what it takes 359 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,596 to track me down and shoot me? 360 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,667 Uh, Redd, did you kill Crock? 361 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,637 If I wanted to kill Crock... 362 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,273 I wouldn't have missed. 363 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,142 Fair point. That's fair. 364 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,944 But were you angry with him? 365 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,279 Because you did have to take a pay cut when he came on board. 366 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,115 And, um, are you sure you didn't kill Crock? 367 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,552 Well, I did have to take a teeny pay cut, 368 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,288 but most of Crock's salary come out of Miranda's bird bag. 369 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,090 She just used Crock to boost her ratings 370 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,038 till she could sell the station to clear channel 371 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,295 and make her money back, but the deal fell through. 372 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,865 - Really? - Deal fell through? 373 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,599 - Good talk, Redd. - Great talk. 374 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,368 - Good-bye forever. - See you 375 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,304 in my recurring Hunger Games nightmare. 376 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,440 Dude, Miranda had motive to kill Crock. 377 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,976 Once the station didn't sell, 378 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,443 she was on the hook for the rest of his deal. 379 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,845 We gotta put the nails to her. 380 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,280 How? She knows we're investigating. 381 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,814 She'll see us coming a mile away. 382 00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,850 If only we knew someone with a megawatt smile. 383 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,485 - He could get her from behind. - What? 384 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,387 You know, slip in beneath her guard 385 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,423 - with his gorgeous face. - Man! 386 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,310 Hi. Our dinner reservation is at 8:00. 387 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,145 We will arrive in separate vehicles. 388 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,315 Once there, we will converse about business only. 389 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,183 After our meal, we will shake hands 390 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,085 and drive away separately. 391 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,820 I see. 392 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:57,456 You're like a more agitated Blair Underwood, 393 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,658 but I have a counteroffer. 394 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,461 We stay here. I cook you a jerk chicken dinner 395 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,763 wearing this. 396 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,200 Counter-counteroffer. Jerk chicken, no apron, 397 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,028 we talk about what's going on at the station. 398 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,105 Counter-counter-counteroffer. Jerk chicken, 399 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:17,743 apron on top of dress, option to bend over only as needed. 400 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,079 Deal. 401 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,751 Oh, gosh. 402 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,987 So this deal with Crock 403 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,221 was the largest talent acquisition 404 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,522 you ever made, right? 405 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,891 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 406 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:37,496 Mm-mm. 407 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,524 I like how you know your way around a chicken leg. 408 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,833 Mm-hmm. 409 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,300 How do you do with the human kind? 410 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,641 Um... 411 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,243 as I was saying, 412 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,271 if all your assets were wrapped up at the station, 413 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,247 you'd be in some pretty hot water 414 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,216 if a business deal suddenly went south. 415 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,751 You're talking about the clear channel deal? 416 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,455 But Crock's death makes his contract void, am I correct? 417 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,357 Oh. 418 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,493 You think I killed him just to get out of the money I owe? 419 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,396 Wh--? 420 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,763 Uh, uh, 421 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,233 well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on, now. 422 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,602 Miranda, Miranda, Miranda, calm down. 423 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,238 No one said anything about anybody killing anybody. 424 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,140 I love that you think that I could be so cunning, 425 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,943 so calculated that I could pull off the perfect murder. 426 00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:26,278 I didn't say "perfect." 427 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,880 It would be if I did it. 428 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,082 - Interrogate me, Burton! - What? 429 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,118 Turn the screws. See if I'll break. 430 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,120 Uh, where were you the night of the murder? 431 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,421 - Faster. - Uh, where were you 432 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,989 - the night of the murder? - Slower. 433 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,092 Where were you... the night of the murder? 434 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,327 You're not attracted to me, are you? 435 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,928 Well, no, that's not it. 436 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,596 That's rhetorical. Of course, you are. 437 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,199 Look, I'm in a relationship, Miranda, a real one, 438 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,767 and not just one with God. 439 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,103 Rachael and I have our issues, yes, 440 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,139 but we are committed to making it work. 441 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,806 You have sex with your socks on 442 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,175 because your toes get cold. Isn't that right? 443 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,944 Yes! 444 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:01,580 See--see, here's your problem, Miranda. 445 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,651 Some men--evolved men-- seek a chase, seek romance. 446 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,787 I am one of those men. I believe in slow seduction. 447 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,323 I believe in feeding each other poached eggs in bed 448 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,526 and leaving love notes squeegeed on the shower door. 449 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,960 I believe in writing 450 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,562 the soundtrack to each other's lives. 451 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,796 I believe I can fly. 452 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,365 What? 453 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:23,035 I believe in making my woman my queen. 454 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,841 Well, Shawn, I have good news and bad news. 455 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,610 You know I'm bad news first 456 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,345 ever since we saw Prometheus on opening night. 457 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,847 I had to endure some serious sexual harassment last night. 458 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,150 Miranda actually wanted to be interrogated. 459 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,186 - How is that the bad news? - That's not the bad news. 460 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,688 The bad news is that she made a decision to cancel your show. 461 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,989 - What? - Yup. 462 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,657 Come on, son, I was only on for a day! 463 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,892 The radio game is brutal. 464 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,994 Sure is. Ain't that a-- 465 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,130 Well, what's the good news? 466 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,965 She found a replacement. 467 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,070 Ahh. 468 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:03,109 Awwww, yeeeaaah. 469 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:07,513 Santa Barbara, you are now entering the Smooth Storm. 470 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:11,183 KJAD's new after-dark talk. 471 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,386 I'm your host, a player named Gus. 472 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,388 Now sit back and chillax with me, 473 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,757 as I take you on a funky ride. 474 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,394 If you don't scream, well, I sure enough won't holler. 475 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,197 You feel me, White Chocolate? 476 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:31,604 Seriously, you're gonna do "A Player Named Gus?" 477 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,805 Man, you couldn't even stay awake 478 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,307 doing this shtick in college! 479 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,143 Miranda has a vision for me, Shawn. 480 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,778 Yeah, you, standing naked, posing like Captain Morgan. 481 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,813 She still believes I know women and how they operate 482 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,449 and what it means to touch someone. 483 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,518 I have the power to touch people, Shawn. 484 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,119 She probably killed Crock Daniels. 485 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,988 Well, until we know for sure... 486 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,125 why don't we open up these call lines 487 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,561 for all you lovers out there? 488 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,030 We have long-time caller, Laura, on line one. 489 00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,532 What? He actually has a caller? 490 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:03,001 Awwww, yeeeaaah. 491 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,705 L-Boogie. Why don't you tell a player named Gus 492 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,474 what's on your mind? 493 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,776 I've always listened to KJAD, 494 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,812 and I was a big fan of The Crock Pot show, 495 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,948 but after hearing your smooth voice, 496 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,653 I knew I had to be the first to call and say hello. 497 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,289 Well, I like how you sound, girl. 498 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,024 I like how you sound too. 499 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,296 What is your relationship situation? 500 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:34,600 Well, L-Boogie, I do have a special friend. 501 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,169 Oh, does that mean I can't have a hug? 502 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:44,810 I tell you what, this is me hugging you over the airwaves. 503 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:49,081 Mmm. Mmm. 504 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,750 Mmm. 505 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,586 You feel that? 506 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,355 Hey, maybe I should come on down. 507 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,857 Uh, A Player Named Gus is going to take another call 508 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,360 as quick as he can, so you hang right there, Laura. 509 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,494 - I'll be waiting. - Right now, 510 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,397 we have Jalinda on the line. 511 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:10,168 Oh, hi. My name is Jalinda. 512 00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:12,571 And I was just wondering 513 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,906 if this is the same player named Gus 514 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,711 who back at Camp Tiki-Hama had to use rubber sheets, 515 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,781 because every night, he would water-log his mattress. 516 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:27,219 Uh, people out there, A Player Named Gus was five, 517 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,889 you dig? And then he discovered he had a shy bladder. 518 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:35,160 Well, that makes me feel funny. 519 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:38,029 Jalinda, you keep on talking right there, all right? 520 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,668 Is this the same Player Named Gus 521 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:46,338 that used to run so hard and so fast 522 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,940 in his squishy boots at the playground, 523 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:52,544 that once he tripped and sprained his ding-ding? 524 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,780 Dude, what are you doing? 525 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,415 What am I doing? I'm investigating. 526 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,650 What are you doing? 527 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,451 What I was born to do, Shawn. 528 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,187 Yeah, well, while you're exercising your birthright, 529 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:03,889 I found this. 530 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,458 Miranda's worth over $8 million in assets alone, 531 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,427 and she owns three El Pollo Locos. 532 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,728 Really? Which ones? 533 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,430 The one with the really huge salsa bar? 534 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,165 Man, you know they all have big-ass salsa bars. 535 00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,634 Wait a second, that means Miranda most definitely 536 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,102 didn't kill Crock over the clear channel deal. 537 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,870 No kidding, Bruce Wayne. 538 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,972 First rule of radio, 539 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,575 someone actually has to be on the air. 540 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,444 - You're filthy rich. - And just plain filthy. 541 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,179 Why didn't you just clear your name last night? 542 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,714 What, and miss the opportunity 543 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:31,149 to have you turn the screws to me? 544 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:35,621 Now, will you two get back on air? 545 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,261 L-Boogie, you still there? 546 00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:45,331 Of course, I'd wait all day. 547 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:49,167 Awwww, yeeeaaah. 548 00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:54,146 Are you sure you don't want a walk to your car? 549 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,774 Very. 550 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,076 - Stellar debut, Gus. - Shut up. 551 00:22:58,144 --> 00:22:59,778 Thank you for everything. 552 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:02,214 You're welcome. 553 00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:25,838 Come on, Gus. 554 00:23:25,953 --> 00:23:28,625 Come on, buddy, breathe. In through your nose 555 00:23:28,745 --> 00:23:31,301 and just--just breathe. 556 00:23:31,421 --> 00:23:33,590 All right, nobody got a look at our shooter, 557 00:23:33,657 --> 00:23:36,304 but we do have the security video from the parking lot. 558 00:23:36,424 --> 00:23:38,194 Just downloaded it from the main server. 559 00:23:38,261 --> 00:23:39,829 - Oh. - Nice, Syd, nice. 560 00:23:39,897 --> 00:23:41,097 Okay. 561 00:23:46,269 --> 00:23:49,538 That must have been when I fainted. 562 00:23:49,607 --> 00:23:52,241 This is when Miranda found him and gave him mouth-to-mouth. 563 00:23:52,309 --> 00:23:54,077 - She what? - Hmm. 564 00:23:56,146 --> 00:23:59,616 I'll fast-forward this. This goes on for a little while. 565 00:23:59,683 --> 00:24:01,183 Uh, yeah, just-- 566 00:24:01,251 --> 00:24:03,886 Mouth-to-mouth. 567 00:24:03,954 --> 00:24:05,387 - Mouth-to-mouth. - All right, okay. 568 00:24:05,455 --> 00:24:06,623 Your little legs are just 569 00:24:06,690 --> 00:24:08,858 kicking all over the place there. 570 00:24:08,926 --> 00:24:10,927 I'll tell you what, Gus, I think we can probably 571 00:24:10,995 --> 00:24:12,762 - take it from here. - Yeah. 572 00:24:12,830 --> 00:24:14,530 Why don't you, uh, why don't you clear your head 573 00:24:14,598 --> 00:24:17,000 - and rinse and spit. - Okay. 574 00:24:19,103 --> 00:24:22,238 - Should I be worried? - What, about that? No. 575 00:24:22,305 --> 00:24:24,040 She just thought my condition was worse than what it was. 576 00:24:24,108 --> 00:24:25,407 - I'm sure she did. - Yeah. 577 00:24:25,475 --> 00:24:27,209 - Come on, let's get you home. - Okay. 578 00:24:27,277 --> 00:24:29,245 So I think it's safe to assume whoever took a shot at Gus 579 00:24:29,312 --> 00:24:30,479 also killed Crock. 580 00:24:30,547 --> 00:24:32,214 Why is it safe to assume that? 581 00:24:32,282 --> 00:24:35,685 I mean, I was on the air first, nobody tried to kill me. 582 00:24:35,753 --> 00:24:37,319 What's the difference between my show and his show? 583 00:24:37,387 --> 00:24:40,322 Where to start? Um, Gus was good. 584 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:42,291 - What? - Gus had callers. 585 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,893 Come on, Syd. 586 00:24:56,907 --> 00:24:59,542 I have a link between Gus and Crock. 587 00:24:59,609 --> 00:25:03,680 It is a caller, and her name is Laura. 588 00:25:03,747 --> 00:25:05,882 She was the president of Crock's Fan Club. 589 00:25:05,949 --> 00:25:08,450 Odd duck. Nice cans. 590 00:25:08,518 --> 00:25:09,986 Which means she would have known the station well enough 591 00:25:10,054 --> 00:25:12,922 to get in, kill Crock, and get out without being seen. 592 00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:14,623 You got all that from her cans? 593 00:25:14,692 --> 00:25:16,859 Rumor was, she and Crock had a fling at one point. 594 00:25:16,927 --> 00:25:18,627 Ooh, think maybe 595 00:25:18,696 --> 00:25:20,797 she was a jilted lover who was out for revenge? 596 00:25:20,864 --> 00:25:22,765 It's worth checking 'em out. 597 00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:24,801 Her. It's worth checking her out. 598 00:25:24,868 --> 00:25:26,368 - I know what you meant. - Wow, guys, wow. 599 00:25:31,675 --> 00:25:33,275 - Have a seat. - Thank you. 600 00:25:33,343 --> 00:25:36,746 So we are investigating the murder of Crock Daniels, 601 00:25:36,814 --> 00:25:39,916 and we'd like to talk to you about the dozens of calls 602 00:25:39,983 --> 00:25:41,650 you made to The Crock Pot show. 603 00:25:41,719 --> 00:25:44,153 Don't touch those. Those are Crock's jelly beans. 604 00:25:45,989 --> 00:25:49,658 I was a big fan girl of his. We made out once. 605 00:25:49,727 --> 00:25:52,461 I was devastated when he was killed on the air. 606 00:25:52,529 --> 00:25:55,932 - Hmm. - Uh-uh! 607 00:25:55,999 --> 00:25:58,634 You also made numerous calls in to the Smooth Storm, 608 00:25:58,702 --> 00:26:00,737 right before someone tried to kill its host. 609 00:26:00,804 --> 00:26:03,740 What? Is A Player Named Gus okay? 610 00:26:03,807 --> 00:26:04,841 Oh, my God. 611 00:26:04,908 --> 00:26:06,175 He's fine. 612 00:26:06,243 --> 00:26:07,844 By the way, his name is just "Gus," 613 00:26:07,911 --> 00:26:09,545 and he wears footy pajamas, 614 00:26:09,613 --> 00:26:11,748 and he gets gout, like, three times a year. 615 00:26:11,815 --> 00:26:13,182 - Oh! - I'm serious, 616 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:14,516 we call him "Burton Gout-ster." 617 00:26:16,887 --> 00:26:18,420 Laura, right now, you are the common link 618 00:26:18,488 --> 00:26:19,989 between these two incidents. 619 00:26:20,057 --> 00:26:23,392 Listen, I call in to plenty of radio shows. 620 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,894 Ever since my parents died, 621 00:26:24,962 --> 00:26:26,729 it's just kinda lonely 622 00:26:26,797 --> 00:26:28,865 in this big, old house all by myself. 623 00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:30,833 Mm, don't care. Where were you last night, 624 00:26:30,901 --> 00:26:32,201 and also at the time of Crock's murder? 625 00:26:32,269 --> 00:26:33,803 Right here, 626 00:26:33,871 --> 00:26:37,206 making shirts and buttons and pudding and things. 627 00:26:37,274 --> 00:26:40,309 Pudding. 628 00:26:40,377 --> 00:26:42,879 Awwww, yeeeaaah. 629 00:26:42,946 --> 00:26:44,466 That's a monumental waste of your time. 630 00:26:44,481 --> 00:26:46,515 Do you mind if I take a look around your house? 631 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:49,018 Oh, no. To be honest, 632 00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:51,053 I thought you were here to talk to me about Bob. 633 00:26:51,121 --> 00:26:53,923 - Who's Bob? - My stalker. 634 00:26:53,991 --> 00:26:57,393 Um, isn't that sort of like a bird eating another bird? 635 00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,361 That happens all the time. 636 00:26:59,429 --> 00:27:01,197 Shh. Sweetheart, I thought we agreed 637 00:27:01,265 --> 00:27:02,665 that birds were my thing. 638 00:27:02,732 --> 00:27:04,500 Bob is this guy who used to hang out 639 00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:06,302 at my local coffee shop, Latte Da. 640 00:27:06,369 --> 00:27:08,070 He once bought me a muffin. 641 00:27:08,138 --> 00:27:11,674 Anyway, he started showing up at the places I go to regularly, 642 00:27:11,741 --> 00:27:15,244 and I was nice to him, but he took it the wrong way. 643 00:27:15,312 --> 00:27:16,679 Does Bob have a last name? 644 00:27:16,746 --> 00:27:19,148 Don't know it. Don't want to know it. 645 00:27:19,216 --> 00:27:20,983 He freaked me out. 646 00:27:21,051 --> 00:27:23,019 He also somehow got my phone number 647 00:27:23,086 --> 00:27:24,887 and started calling me. 648 00:27:24,955 --> 00:27:29,425 "Hi, Laura, why weren't you at coffee today? 649 00:27:29,492 --> 00:27:32,728 Too busy on the radio?" 650 00:27:32,796 --> 00:27:34,297 The eggheads down at the department 651 00:27:34,364 --> 00:27:35,798 said they pulled a gravelly voice 652 00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:37,433 off the recording of Crock's last show. 653 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,936 Could you describe this Bob to a sketch artist? 654 00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:43,405 Of course, absolutely. That's neat. 655 00:27:43,473 --> 00:27:46,976 What? I decided to stop hatin'. 656 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:49,045 This is the sketch artist's rendition of Bob, 657 00:27:49,112 --> 00:27:51,547 based on Laura's description. 658 00:27:51,614 --> 00:27:53,249 Could this guy look any more 659 00:27:53,317 --> 00:27:55,484 like a stereotypical comic book villain? 660 00:27:55,552 --> 00:27:56,752 Great, thanks guys. 661 00:27:56,820 --> 00:27:59,188 So listen to this-- a guy named Bob 662 00:27:59,256 --> 00:28:00,990 called in to the Crock show a few weeks ago 663 00:28:01,058 --> 00:28:02,558 and had some choice words for him, 664 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:05,161 right after a long on-air exchange with Laura. 665 00:28:05,229 --> 00:28:06,762 The tech lab guys just matched 666 00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:09,398 the gravelly voice from the recording of Crock's murder 667 00:28:09,466 --> 00:28:11,133 with Bob's voice from a few weeks ago. 668 00:28:11,201 --> 00:28:14,170 That's fantastic. Somewhere in Bob's deluded mind, 669 00:28:14,238 --> 00:28:15,571 he thought he'd have a chance with Laura 670 00:28:15,638 --> 00:28:17,340 if he eliminated all the people that she adores, 671 00:28:17,407 --> 00:28:18,440 first by killing Crock... 672 00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:20,076 Then by trying to kill Gus. 673 00:28:20,143 --> 00:28:22,378 I bet you Bob will strike again the next time 674 00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:25,047 he hears Laura gushing over someone--anyone on-air. 675 00:28:25,115 --> 00:28:26,315 A sting. 676 00:28:26,383 --> 00:28:28,150 No, we should set a trap. 677 00:28:28,218 --> 00:28:30,586 We should create a situation that seems like one thing, 678 00:28:30,653 --> 00:28:32,488 - and then... - spider fly. 679 00:28:32,555 --> 00:28:35,157 But who do we use as bait? 680 00:28:36,793 --> 00:28:38,527 Awwww... 681 00:28:38,595 --> 00:28:39,528 Yeeeaaah. 682 00:28:39,596 --> 00:28:41,563 Santa Barbara, 683 00:28:41,631 --> 00:28:44,533 you are entering the Smooth Storm. 684 00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:46,668 Can love lightning 685 00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:48,371 be caught in a man bottle? 686 00:28:48,438 --> 00:28:52,208 The answer when we return after this commercial break. 687 00:28:54,011 --> 00:28:56,412 - Nice. - No. 688 00:28:56,479 --> 00:28:59,181 No! No! No! No! No! I can't do it. 689 00:28:59,249 --> 00:29:01,317 The man is a living comic book villain, Shawn! 690 00:29:01,385 --> 00:29:02,418 I know, it's ridiculous, 691 00:29:02,485 --> 00:29:03,852 but you gotta relax. 692 00:29:03,921 --> 00:29:05,521 You're wearing a bulletproof vest. 693 00:29:05,588 --> 00:29:07,356 We got you covered here. Isn't that right, Lassie? 694 00:29:07,424 --> 00:29:09,458 Well, yeah, provided Guster sticks to the plan 695 00:29:09,526 --> 00:29:11,127 and doesn't screw up. 696 00:29:11,194 --> 00:29:12,361 We got the perimeter of the station monitored, 697 00:29:12,429 --> 00:29:13,695 and the phone lines are tapped. 698 00:29:13,763 --> 00:29:15,998 - We'll get this bastard. - You see? 699 00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:17,333 You are safe and sound. 700 00:29:17,401 --> 00:29:19,468 Now, remember, when Laura calls in, 701 00:29:19,536 --> 00:29:21,737 you keep her on the line as long as you can. 702 00:29:21,805 --> 00:29:24,106 You make it hot, you make it wet, 703 00:29:24,174 --> 00:29:25,607 you make it smooth. 704 00:29:25,675 --> 00:29:28,811 - Hot, wet, and smooth. - That's right. 705 00:29:28,878 --> 00:29:30,947 We gotta get Bob all riled up, so he tries to kill you again. 706 00:29:31,014 --> 00:29:32,681 You're not helping, Shawn! 707 00:29:32,749 --> 00:29:36,052 We're back in five, four, three-- 708 00:29:38,989 --> 00:29:40,689 And the answer is in. 709 00:29:40,757 --> 00:29:43,892 Love lightning can be caught in a man bottle, 710 00:29:43,961 --> 00:29:48,064 and the label reads, "A Player Named Gus." 711 00:29:48,131 --> 00:29:51,233 So call if you've got a story of electric love. 712 00:29:51,301 --> 00:29:53,569 That's our cue. 713 00:29:55,472 --> 00:29:57,673 We have Laura on line one. 714 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:59,641 This is go time. 715 00:29:59,709 --> 00:30:02,244 I don't have a story of electric love, 716 00:30:02,312 --> 00:30:05,247 but I do have a fantasy of one... 717 00:30:05,315 --> 00:30:07,984 with you, A Player Named Gus. 718 00:30:08,051 --> 00:30:10,519 Ohh, baby! 719 00:30:10,587 --> 00:30:15,591 Well, A Player Named Gus has 100,000 volts of love for you, 720 00:30:15,658 --> 00:30:19,996 and my currents run deep, if you know what I mean. 721 00:30:20,063 --> 00:30:21,163 What do you mean? 722 00:30:21,231 --> 00:30:22,898 Really, Shawn? 723 00:30:22,966 --> 00:30:25,134 You're gonna choose now to something about anything? 724 00:30:25,202 --> 00:30:29,671 Well, when can I see you, so we can blow up the power grid? 725 00:30:29,739 --> 00:30:33,575 Yeah, I'm, uh, just-- I'm going to another room. 726 00:30:33,643 --> 00:30:37,079 Somebody call con Edison and prepare for a blackout 727 00:30:37,147 --> 00:30:39,081 'cause A Player Named Gus and Laura 728 00:30:39,149 --> 00:30:41,683 are gonna make the lights go out in this city. 729 00:30:41,751 --> 00:30:45,587 Awwww, yeeeaaah. 730 00:30:47,391 --> 00:30:50,626 Hey, you can't go in there. 731 00:30:50,693 --> 00:30:52,728 Your boyfriend's helping with a police sting. 732 00:30:52,795 --> 00:30:55,464 He didn't mention anything to me about a sting. 733 00:30:55,532 --> 00:30:56,932 Obviously, there are a lot of things 734 00:30:56,966 --> 00:30:58,567 he hasn't mentioned to you. 735 00:30:58,635 --> 00:31:00,469 Hey! 736 00:31:00,537 --> 00:31:02,505 I just said you can't go in there. 737 00:31:02,572 --> 00:31:05,241 - Oh, you didn't. - Oh, yes, I did. 738 00:31:05,308 --> 00:31:06,675 What are you gonna do about it? 739 00:31:06,743 --> 00:31:07,943 - Oh-- - What? 740 00:31:08,011 --> 00:31:09,645 What are you gonna do about it? 741 00:31:09,712 --> 00:31:10,746 Oh, missy, no. I'm going to push you back. 742 00:31:10,813 --> 00:31:14,216 Make a wish! 743 00:31:17,587 --> 00:31:18,987 - Oh! - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 744 00:31:19,056 --> 00:31:21,090 Rachael! What has gotten into you? 745 00:31:21,158 --> 00:31:23,859 I know I said I was okay, 746 00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:25,627 and I'm absolutely not freaking out, 747 00:31:25,695 --> 00:31:27,930 but I'm not okay, and that's why I came down here. 748 00:31:27,997 --> 00:31:29,498 I'm nervous and clearly a little jealous, 749 00:31:29,566 --> 00:31:31,133 especially if this man-eating trollop 750 00:31:31,201 --> 00:31:33,001 tries to shoplift you the second I board that plane! 751 00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:34,770 - What did she just call me? - Ladies, 752 00:31:34,837 --> 00:31:36,772 this is not the way to handle this. 753 00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:38,807 Rachael, you are British and sophisticated. 754 00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,276 Miranda, you are rich 755 00:31:40,343 --> 00:31:43,112 and...gosh! But look, 756 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:44,913 as much as this would check an item off of my bucket list, 757 00:31:44,981 --> 00:31:46,782 you two cannot fight. 758 00:31:46,849 --> 00:31:48,717 I just have more to say, and I think, 759 00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:50,486 if I don't lay it out, I don't believe we'll make it, 760 00:31:50,554 --> 00:31:52,421 and I so badly want us to make it, Gus. 761 00:31:52,489 --> 00:31:54,856 Me too, boo, and we'll talk, I promise, 762 00:31:54,924 --> 00:31:56,358 but right now, I have to go 763 00:31:56,426 --> 00:31:58,127 flirt my butt off with some white women 764 00:31:58,195 --> 00:32:00,028 and get a comic book villain to shoot me. 765 00:32:00,097 --> 00:32:02,164 Play nice. 766 00:32:05,635 --> 00:32:07,470 Guys, we have Bob on line one. 767 00:32:07,869 --> 00:32:10,370 Be tough, man. Don't be weepy-boy Santos. 768 00:32:10,439 --> 00:32:11,605 All right, Guster, keep him on the line. 769 00:32:11,673 --> 00:32:13,574 We need 30 seconds more for the trace. 770 00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:17,611 Awwww, yeeeaaah, Bob. 771 00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:20,815 Tell A Player Named Gus what's on your mind. 772 00:32:20,882 --> 00:32:24,518 I've been listening to you trying to smooth-talk Laura. 773 00:32:24,586 --> 00:32:26,587 She doesn't want someone like you. 774 00:32:26,655 --> 00:32:27,888 Keep him talking. We almost got him. 775 00:32:27,956 --> 00:32:32,493 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bob. Calm down. 776 00:32:32,561 --> 00:32:34,528 I think Laura has made it clear 777 00:32:34,596 --> 00:32:37,130 the kind of person she wants and who she doesn't. 778 00:32:37,198 --> 00:32:40,267 Ooh-ooh! 779 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:42,803 Almost there. 780 00:32:42,871 --> 00:32:45,072 Got him. 781 00:32:45,139 --> 00:32:47,407 Oh, no. 782 00:32:52,614 --> 00:32:54,682 - O'Hara. - O'Hara, we traced Bob's call. 783 00:32:54,749 --> 00:32:56,484 He's headed towards you. We got it wrong. 784 00:32:56,551 --> 00:32:57,918 He's making his move against Laura. 785 00:32:57,986 --> 00:32:59,419 Got it. 786 00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,322 Okay, Bob's nearby. 787 00:33:03,558 --> 00:33:05,759 Stay put. 788 00:33:36,257 --> 00:33:37,391 Ugh! 789 00:33:41,589 --> 00:33:43,350 So you got that? Cool. 790 00:33:43,470 --> 00:33:46,005 Jules! Oh, dear, dear goodness. 791 00:33:46,073 --> 00:33:47,540 - Are you okay? - What? 792 00:33:47,607 --> 00:33:49,843 Here, sit. Sit in this chair, it has a cushion. 793 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:54,080 Look, I...am...here... 794 00:33:54,148 --> 00:33:56,415 for...you. 795 00:33:56,483 --> 00:33:58,318 Oh, my God, you think I have brain damage? 796 00:33:58,385 --> 00:33:59,886 There's a good chance that you do, 797 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:01,520 but I will not abandon you. 798 00:34:01,588 --> 00:34:03,456 Why don't you have a seat, miss? 799 00:34:03,523 --> 00:34:05,024 We found her about three blocks away, 800 00:34:05,092 --> 00:34:07,526 hiding in some bushes. She ran out the back door. 801 00:34:07,594 --> 00:34:09,095 You sure you're okay, O'Hara? 802 00:34:09,163 --> 00:34:10,263 Oh, considering I let the guy get the jump on me, 803 00:34:10,331 --> 00:34:11,664 oh, yeah, I'm just aces. 804 00:34:11,732 --> 00:34:13,366 Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. 805 00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:15,401 We've all had our clocks cleaned by a perp at least once. 806 00:34:15,469 --> 00:34:16,903 Except for me, of course. 807 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,004 - Lassie! - Dude. 808 00:34:18,072 --> 00:34:19,538 Did you I.D. your assailant? 809 00:34:19,606 --> 00:34:22,242 - Was it Bob? - The perp hit me from behind. 810 00:34:22,309 --> 00:34:23,709 I didn't get a face. 811 00:34:23,777 --> 00:34:24,610 I just can't understand how he got 812 00:34:24,678 --> 00:34:26,312 through that little window. 813 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:27,881 You're sure you locked down the entire house? 814 00:34:27,948 --> 00:34:29,582 Of course I did! I'm not a total moron. 815 00:34:29,649 --> 00:34:32,385 And even if you were, I would clean up your messes. 816 00:34:40,527 --> 00:34:42,528 Gus, I need to talk to you in the bathroom. 817 00:34:42,596 --> 00:34:44,163 What? You must be out of your damn mind. 818 00:34:44,231 --> 00:34:45,365 Dude, I just need your expertise for a second. 819 00:34:45,432 --> 00:34:46,766 - Now, come on. - I don't care. 820 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:48,268 Stand if it's one, sit if it's two. 821 00:34:48,335 --> 00:34:49,835 That's all you're getting from me, Shawn. 822 00:34:49,904 --> 00:34:51,271 I don't need to use the bathroom, just-- 823 00:34:51,338 --> 00:34:52,571 I'm not going to the bathroom with you. 824 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,274 I don't care. 825 00:34:54,341 --> 00:34:55,641 I can't have this conversation in front of everybody! 826 00:34:55,709 --> 00:34:58,011 That's--that's-- fine! 827 00:34:58,078 --> 00:35:00,280 Excuse me. 828 00:35:02,182 --> 00:35:06,852 Man, this is weird, Shawn, even for you. 829 00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:09,055 - Where are you going? - What? 830 00:35:09,123 --> 00:35:10,990 We didn't really come up here to cross streams, Gus. 831 00:35:11,058 --> 00:35:12,558 I have a hunch. 832 00:35:12,626 --> 00:35:14,093 Oh. 833 00:35:14,161 --> 00:35:15,361 You think we're back at Camp Tiki-Hama? 834 00:35:15,429 --> 00:35:17,297 Come on, son. 835 00:35:17,364 --> 00:35:20,633 - Whoa. - Dude. 836 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,502 Laura's an addict, Gus, a real pill popper. 837 00:35:23,570 --> 00:35:24,537 I wonder what else she's involved in. 838 00:35:24,604 --> 00:35:26,439 Murder, perhaps? 839 00:35:26,506 --> 00:35:28,207 These drugs aren't recreational, Shawn. 840 00:35:28,275 --> 00:35:30,076 You can't take these in a park or an arcade? 841 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:31,610 These are antidepressants, 842 00:35:31,678 --> 00:35:33,947 mood stabilizers, antipsychotics. 843 00:35:34,014 --> 00:35:35,614 These are for a serious condition. 844 00:35:35,682 --> 00:35:37,817 What condition? 845 00:35:37,884 --> 00:35:40,886 Jules! Oh, Jules. 846 00:35:40,955 --> 00:35:43,489 Jules, can you understand me, sweetheart? 847 00:35:43,557 --> 00:35:46,859 Were you with Laura when she called in to Gus's radio show? 848 00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:49,362 No, I was rechecking all the doors and windows. 849 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:51,464 And where was Laura when you were attacked 850 00:35:51,531 --> 00:35:53,199 and almost turned into a delightful dimwit 851 00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:55,034 with no control over your faculties? 852 00:35:55,102 --> 00:35:56,869 Uh, she was in the next room. 853 00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:58,938 Well, I'm sensing that Crock's killer, 854 00:35:59,006 --> 00:36:03,509 who is also Juliet's attacker, is right here in this room. 855 00:36:03,577 --> 00:36:06,179 That's what you two nimrods came up with in the crapper? 856 00:36:06,246 --> 00:36:07,213 That the perp is one of us? 857 00:36:07,281 --> 00:36:09,382 Not one of us. 858 00:36:09,450 --> 00:36:11,484 One of her. 859 00:36:11,551 --> 00:36:12,685 - Laura? - Yup. 860 00:36:12,752 --> 00:36:14,220 Laura is Bob, and Bob is Laura, 861 00:36:14,288 --> 00:36:15,621 and who knows how many other personalities 862 00:36:15,689 --> 00:36:17,756 you have swimming around in your cute but crazy, 863 00:36:17,824 --> 00:36:20,626 Aimee Mann-looking face. Am I right? 864 00:36:20,694 --> 00:36:24,330 Yes and no. Yes, I've had problems in the past, 865 00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:26,165 but I take my meds religiously. 866 00:36:26,233 --> 00:36:28,401 I'm in a really good place. 867 00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:30,136 Maybe Laura's in a good place, 868 00:36:30,204 --> 00:36:32,038 but Bob is an Eli Roth movie. 869 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,406 He flipped and killed Crock, 870 00:36:33,474 --> 00:36:35,274 and he did it all on the cheap in Romania. 871 00:36:35,342 --> 00:36:38,011 There is a Bob! A real Bob! 872 00:36:38,078 --> 00:36:39,278 Yeah, and pigs fly. 873 00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:40,313 I knew it! 874 00:36:40,381 --> 00:36:41,347 - What? - Look. 875 00:36:41,415 --> 00:36:43,249 As far as Crock knew, 876 00:36:43,317 --> 00:36:45,385 it was Laura who came to the studio that day. 877 00:36:45,452 --> 00:36:46,819 He had no reason to be alarmed. 878 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:48,388 It was just a visit from his number one fan 879 00:36:48,455 --> 00:36:51,190 who he used to make the spanky-tank-pank dance with, 880 00:36:51,258 --> 00:36:52,892 but that day, you were Bob, 881 00:36:52,959 --> 00:36:55,294 and Bob was jealous of Laura's relationship with Crock, 882 00:36:55,362 --> 00:36:56,595 so he killed him. 883 00:36:56,663 --> 00:36:57,997 Hey! What the hell are you--? 884 00:36:58,065 --> 00:36:59,565 No! Please, don't! 885 00:36:59,633 --> 00:37:02,668 No! 886 00:37:02,736 --> 00:37:05,938 It was you, as Bob, who called in to Gus's radio show, 887 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:08,707 which is why Lassiter traced the call back to this area. 888 00:37:08,775 --> 00:37:12,178 And it was you, as Bob, who attacked Juliet, 889 00:37:12,246 --> 00:37:14,313 tried to turn her into the other sister. 890 00:37:14,381 --> 00:37:16,782 Laura, Bob, whoever else is in there, 891 00:37:16,850 --> 00:37:18,284 we're gonna have to head down to the station 892 00:37:18,352 --> 00:37:20,920 - before we can clear this up. - Let's go. 893 00:37:22,423 --> 00:37:25,358 Phew! 894 00:37:25,426 --> 00:37:27,126 What? 895 00:37:30,130 --> 00:37:33,132 I have to say, these last two days in our relationship 896 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,700 - were pretty rough. - Well, 897 00:37:34,768 --> 00:37:36,702 I guess we both flipped out a bit, didn't we? 898 00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:38,471 Yeah. 899 00:37:38,539 --> 00:37:40,005 But we can handle this separation thing, right? 900 00:37:40,074 --> 00:37:42,675 Oh, yeah. Definitely. 901 00:37:42,742 --> 00:37:45,678 - Don't you think? - Absolutely, yes. No doubt. 902 00:37:47,948 --> 00:37:52,385 - Well, that's my taxi. - Yeah. 903 00:37:52,453 --> 00:37:55,088 Look, no matter what happens, 904 00:37:55,155 --> 00:37:59,325 I'm so happy for these last few months I've had with you. 905 00:37:59,393 --> 00:38:02,695 And trust me, 906 00:38:02,762 --> 00:38:06,132 I will count down the next six months like a stopwatch. 907 00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:22,781 Um, call me when you land, so I know you got there safely. 908 00:38:22,849 --> 00:38:24,849 Except it will be in the middle of the night there. 909 00:38:24,884 --> 00:38:28,354 Oh, yeah. Well, send me a text, or email me. 910 00:38:28,422 --> 00:38:30,289 You know, if you get the chance. 911 00:38:30,357 --> 00:38:32,492 I will. 912 00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:35,428 I'll see you in six months. 913 00:38:35,496 --> 00:38:38,964 I'll be here. 914 00:38:56,350 --> 00:38:58,184 Bob? 915 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:00,819 Ugh! 916 00:39:03,574 --> 00:39:06,377 O'Hara, so here's some strange news. 917 00:39:06,497 --> 00:39:07,830 I spoke with Laura's doctor, who said 918 00:39:07,898 --> 00:39:09,532 she's actually doing really well. 919 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,101 The meds have been working, and no other personalities 920 00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:12,676 have surfaced in over two years. 921 00:39:12,796 --> 00:39:14,730 - Hmm. - Maybe there really is a Bob. 922 00:39:14,798 --> 00:39:17,433 Two years? 923 00:39:17,501 --> 00:39:20,969 Gus was supposed to call me when he got home. 924 00:39:21,037 --> 00:39:23,272 He hasn't called. 925 00:39:26,376 --> 00:39:29,077 Laura was telling the truth about having a stalker? 926 00:39:29,145 --> 00:39:31,146 Stalker? I love her. 927 00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:34,417 She just can't see it 'cause people keep getting in the way. 928 00:39:34,484 --> 00:39:36,084 You killed Crock, 929 00:39:36,152 --> 00:39:38,253 and then you took a shot at me at the station! 930 00:39:38,322 --> 00:39:39,789 You're just figuring this out? 931 00:39:39,856 --> 00:39:41,624 Breaking down a case is harder than it looks! 932 00:39:41,692 --> 00:39:43,426 I'm trying to remember stuff that happened days ago 933 00:39:43,493 --> 00:39:45,227 and keep track of what's going on now. 934 00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:47,136 You shouldn't have tried to take Laura from me. 935 00:39:47,163 --> 00:39:48,798 I wasn't trying to take your girl, man! 936 00:39:48,865 --> 00:39:50,199 I already have a girl. 937 00:39:50,266 --> 00:39:52,267 Please, I heard you talk about that on the radio. 938 00:39:52,336 --> 00:39:54,670 Like that's gonna last the six months. 939 00:39:56,072 --> 00:39:57,606 No doubt that is the police, Bob. 940 00:39:57,674 --> 00:39:59,074 It's time to give it up. 941 00:39:59,142 --> 00:40:01,577 Gus, I happened to be in the neighborhood-- 942 00:40:04,648 --> 00:40:06,248 What are you doing here? 943 00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:08,818 - Seizing an opportunity. - What? 944 00:40:08,885 --> 00:40:10,419 Indian girl's on the plane, right? 945 00:40:10,487 --> 00:40:12,855 Oh, my gosh! You need Jesus. 946 00:40:12,922 --> 00:40:14,490 That would kind of ruin the mood. 947 00:40:15,726 --> 00:40:17,259 Ugh! 948 00:40:19,529 --> 00:40:21,664 I see you, Bob. 949 00:40:21,732 --> 00:40:24,099 You are underappreciated. 950 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:25,934 God, you're huge. 951 00:40:26,002 --> 00:40:27,970 - Stop talking. - I can't. 952 00:40:28,037 --> 00:40:28,871 I said shut up! 953 00:40:28,938 --> 00:40:30,373 That's enough, Bob! 954 00:40:35,746 --> 00:40:38,981 Son of a-- 955 00:40:39,048 --> 00:40:41,684 Gus! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 956 00:40:41,752 --> 00:40:44,219 - You did good, playa. - Did I? 957 00:40:44,287 --> 00:40:46,489 Awwww, yeeeaaah. 958 00:40:54,163 --> 00:40:56,565 Well, I'm glad you and Max landed safely. 959 00:40:56,633 --> 00:40:58,401 Did he get the surprise I left in his bag? 960 00:40:58,468 --> 00:41:00,503 Not yet. He slept most of the flight. 961 00:41:00,570 --> 00:41:03,773 Oh. Oh, wait till I tell you what happened. 962 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:08,243 Daddy! You surprised us! 963 00:41:08,311 --> 00:41:11,480 You know what, another time. 964 00:41:11,548 --> 00:41:14,450 You know Max really enjoyed spending time with you, right? 965 00:41:14,518 --> 00:41:17,853 Yeah, but I know it's not the same. 966 00:41:19,255 --> 00:41:21,390 Well, I guess we better-- 967 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,225 Yeah. 968 00:41:23,293 --> 00:41:24,827 Call me when you get a chance. 969 00:41:24,895 --> 00:41:26,762 I will. 970 00:41:30,934 --> 00:41:32,334 Shawn. 971 00:41:32,402 --> 00:41:33,836 I'm sorry. 972 00:41:33,904 --> 00:41:35,738 I'm sorry, I couldn't resist, man. 973 00:41:35,806 --> 00:41:37,907 How cool is it that Miranda gave us 974 00:41:37,974 --> 00:41:40,709 Crock's sound effects panel as a thank-you gift? 975 00:41:40,777 --> 00:41:42,044 I have a feeling 976 00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:43,479 I'm going to be the one to regret it. 977 00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:45,881 I've been there, buddy, it sucks. 978 00:41:45,949 --> 00:41:48,050 You look like you could use some time alone. 979 00:41:48,117 --> 00:41:50,886 You know what? I'll hit the bricks. 980 00:42:06,432 --> 00:42:09,198 Really? 981 00:42:09,555 --> 00:42:11,201 All right, I'm done. That's it. 982 00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:13,568 Just trying to lighten the mood. I'm done. 983 00:42:13,688 --> 00:42:14,657 Cool. 984 00:42:18,355 --> 00:42:19,479 Shawn! 985 00:42:19,781 --> 00:42:29,977 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com