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It's very common to spot
a dark-eyed junco.
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But let's keep our eyes peeled
for a ruddy turnstone
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or maybe a wandering tattler.
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A wandering what?
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There's a lovely mature
hooded oriole
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in the far tree.
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If we're quiet,
we may be treated to its song.
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♪ I'm Mr. Booty Man ♪
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♪ I'm Mr. Booty Man ♪
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Damn it, Shawn.
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My son just bought me
this new phone.
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I'm not sure how
to turn it off.
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H--
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he must have hung up.
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I'm telling you,
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I saw that bracelet
just sitting there,
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and I knew--
oh, I knew something was up.
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The hairs on the back of
my neck--they stood right up.
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Hey, Bobby, look who's back.
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Who's working
the evidence cage?
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Is Lou in there? Lou's--
no, he died, right?
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Not a lot of hair left
to join in that celebration.
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Your Dad does realize that
he's retired, right?
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Yeah, but he had a tough year.
I mean, come on.
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He got shot and--
that's really it, I guess.
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If he wants to relive
the old days
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when he was a starter
in this league,
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- I say we indulge him.
- Now listen.
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This was not a woman
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who just wandered
into the woods and died.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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This was a deliberate
and heinous act of malice.
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What we must ascertain are
the who, what, where, and Shawn?
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- Why.
- Pronto. That's right.
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Guster, no half-assing here.
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Now listen,
I've got a really good theory
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as to who's involved.
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- Good game, pop.
- I think--
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Good game.
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We indulged him enough.
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All right.
All right.
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You realize your Dad worked
here up to last year.
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He did?
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What we have here is a...
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woman.
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I am guessing by this wound
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that she died
of blunt force trauma
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to the back of the head.
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I would place her at about
27 years of age.
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I'm gonna say more like 47,
Woody.
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Trust me, Shawn.
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I know what a 69-year-old woman
looks like
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in her birthday suit,
and this ain't it.
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I said 47.
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She's actually 48 years old.
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Oh! See?
So we were both wrong.
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Shelley Aaronson,
widowed, wealthy,
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lived on her own.
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Here's the toxicology report.
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This looks nothing like her.
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Well, the records match
her fingerprint.
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How is it the same person?
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The same way Bruce Jenner
transformed himself
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into Fire Marshal Bill:
Cosmetic surgery.
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Yep, you are right.
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There are tiny surgical scars
on her scalp.
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Yeah, this is well done.
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Clean lines,
nice smooth finish.
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This is Dr. Joan Diamond's work.
I'd know it anywhere.
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I saw her speaking at
a symposium of forensic artists.
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She also appeared
on The Love Boat
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back when she was
a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
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Okay, so we've got a rich woman
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with a bunch of plastic surgery
who got brained in the park.
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But that is not necessarily
what killed her.
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There was enough
botulism toxin in here
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to de-wrinkle
all the shar peis in China.
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Oh, just kidding.
Slow day.
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It's some kind
of cosmetic injectible
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called Nutox.
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Quite a bit of it.
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Now why is it in her blood?
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That's a hell of a question,
Woody.
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Maybe we should ask
Dr. Joan Diamond.
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The doctor is ready to see you.
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Oh, good.
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Perhaps she can make me look
both youthful and astonished.
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Or Asian.
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♪ I know you know that
I'm not telling the truth ♪
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♪ I know you know they
just don't have any proof ♪
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♪ embrace the deception ♪
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♪ learn how to bend ♪
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♪ your worst inhibitions ♪
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♪ tend to psych you out
in the end ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Just one moment while
I log into the system.
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Mr. Spencer, you've listed
your emergency contact
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as Val Kilmer.
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Well, what can I say?
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We come strong
or we don't come at all.
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Perhaps you noticed my
Aston Martin parked out front.
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That's Dr. Joan's
Aston Martin.
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But you can tell Val
I'll be his Huckleberry forever.
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Dude.
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Look at how they do this.
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Julia Roberts's mouth,
Cameron Diaz's eyes,
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- Patricia Heaton's widow's peak.
- Wow.
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Shelley "weird-scienced"
herself a new face.
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Jules, get ready for this.
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Shelley Aaronson
is not a widow.
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She's married to some dude
named Brad Turner.
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Really?
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Well, that must be
a recent development,
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because--get this--
Shelley filed a lawsuit
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against Dr. Diamond
before she died.
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Really?
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And get this:
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We just met a woman
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who still has the hots
for Val Kilmer.
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Really?
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Having fun, boys?
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I'm sorry about all this.
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I'm trying to track a shipment
of beanie babies that I sent.
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But in order to get
the express shipping,
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I had to package them with
three pints of human blood.
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I'm Dr. Joan Diamond.
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How can I improve you today?
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Well, as luck would have it,
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I'm actually here
to improve you
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by offering up these features
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as a template for new patients.
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Don't need to be paid.
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I'm doing it for the future
of mankind.
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Wow, that's quite an offer.
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I'll need at least
two more seconds to process it.
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Hmm. Pass.
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Seriously,
I take it you're here
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to address your lobe issues.
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- My what--
- Your earlobes.
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There's a slight bulbousness.
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I offer an outpatient procedure
that will change your life.
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Just look at Denzel.
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His lobes are incomparable.
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Exactly.
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Here's a pamphlet.
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So that's how it works,
huh, Dr. Diamond?
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You just make people feel
self-conscious
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and then slice 'em up?
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I don't make people
do anything.
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Oh, wait.
That's not true.
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I'm about to make you
disappear.
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Okay, jig's up.
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I'm Psychic Detective
Shawn Spencer,
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and I am sensing
that Shelley Aaronson
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was suing the hell out of you.
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Now she's dead.
Care to comment?
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This is neither the time
nor the place, Mr. Spencer.
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Okay.
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How about here
and...now?
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Dr. Diamond,
this guy says he needs
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to ask you a few questions.
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Dad.
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- Henry.
- "Henry"?
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That's my name.
Hello, Joan.
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Hello, Joan.
How do you too know each other?
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Clearly,
you haven't had any work done.
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Otherwise, you wouldn't have
the timber and socks
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and the whole pebble beach thing
you got going on downstairs.
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I don't even want to know
what you think that means.
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Your father and I
have met before.
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Where,
the Witness Protection program?
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What--what's with
all the mystery here?
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- Henry, you still look great.
- Don't--don't lie to him.
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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I wasn't sure if you caught
the plastic surgery angle.
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I wanted to gather
some information for you.
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We're, like,
seven laps ahead of you.
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Henry, I don't understand.
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Am I being accused
of something?
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No.
No, of course not.
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Au contraire.
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You see, Dr. Death,
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Shelley was suing you.
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And rather than take a hit
to your sparkling reputation,
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you whacked her with an
industrial dose of face freezer.
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So, end of Shelley,
end of story.
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How's that for an accusation?
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You must have been adopted.
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Sure, in my dreams.
Absolutely.
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What does that have
to do with anything?
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Come on, kid, you gotta admit,
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that's a pretty lame movie
of the week you're writing.
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Sorry, pop.
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Just like Boneless:
The Carla Newman Story,
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- this movie writes itself.
- I'm sorry.
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I really don't have time
for this.
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Henry, it was lovely
to see you again.
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- You too.
- Don't go far.
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All right, what the hell
are you doing here?
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Come on, Shawn,
that theory of yours
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- is a little half-baked.
- Of course it is.
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Most of my theories are.
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Some of them aren't
even baked at all.
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Some of them are just dough.
Some of them aren't even dough.
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They're just eggs and flour.
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Maybe a little bit of bacon.
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Bottom line--
I always catch the bad guy.
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And guess what, I don't need
your help doing it anymore.
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Oh, so you know everything
now, do you?
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No, just everything
that you know and then some.
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- Plus three.
- Okay.
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Well, then...
good luck to you.
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Dude.
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I Googled dead Shelley's
husband, Brad Turner.
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I think I know
where to find him.
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You are on fire.
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You are on fire right now.
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Mr. and Mr. Nussbaum,
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it's time to start
your couples massage.
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I'm gonna kill you, Shawn.
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What are you gonna kill me for?
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This is your lead.
Just relax.
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Go with it.
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My name's Brad.
This is Tricia.
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Just relax,
and we'll be right with you.
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Hmm.
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He's, like, half Shelley's age.
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I better get the girl!
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Wow, are you tense.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
Tricia, Tricia, Tricia.
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Your fingers are like
magical baby wieners.
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Sir, would you like to remove
some of your clothing?
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Absolutely not.
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Maybe just your sweater?
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Negatory. Move on.
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- Okay.
- Uh, Brad.
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We'd like to offer our
condolences for Shelley.
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Hell, it's just so awful.
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- Did you know Shelley?
- Yes.
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Yes, we met
at Dr. Joan Diamond's office.
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Can I ask how long
were you two married?
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Two weeks.
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Two weeks?
That's it?
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The only two weeks of my life
that ever mattered.
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Tricia, could you please
get me a glass of water?
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Thanks.
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Tricia, where are you going
with those sweet sausages?
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So what are you guys, cops?
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- Ow!
- No.
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Not cops.
Not cops at all.
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Oh, fine.
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I'm Psychic Detective
Shawn Spencer.
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This is my brother Darryl,
and my other brother Darryl.
256
00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:38,102
Why don't you tell us why
Shelley was suing Dr. Diamond?
257
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,970
I don't know.
258
00:11:40,038 --> 00:11:43,774
My wife was so insecure.
259
00:11:43,842 --> 00:11:46,511
I kept telling her
her beauty came from within.
260
00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:48,246
From within her bank account?
261
00:11:48,314 --> 00:11:50,114
- Ow.
- What are you saying?
262
00:11:50,182 --> 00:11:51,249
That I was taking advantage
of a rich widow?
263
00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:52,417
Ow.
264
00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:54,252
I think it's a little odd
265
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,353
that you're working the day
after she was killed.
266
00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,088
- Ow.
- Look, man.
267
00:11:57,155 --> 00:11:59,824
I'm just trying to cope, okay?
I'm in pain here.
268
00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:02,159
- Ow, ow.
- Shh.
269
00:12:02,228 --> 00:12:03,828
We signed a prenup, okay?
270
00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:06,163
One that I asked for.
271
00:12:06,232 --> 00:12:08,366
You can call her lawyer.
272
00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:10,968
Ow! Ugh! Ah!
273
00:12:15,307 --> 00:12:16,774
What do you think?
274
00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:17,642
Do you think he's telling
the truth?
275
00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:19,110
I don't know.
276
00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:21,512
My back feels better though.
Weird.
277
00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:23,514
- What you're doing is weird.
- Hmm.
278
00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:25,983
Brad, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about all that, man.
279
00:12:26,051 --> 00:12:28,519
Look, we're actually here
to help.
280
00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:31,021
So if you could remember
anything strange or unusual
281
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:33,725
about the day that Shelley died,
that could be the difference
282
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:34,859
in finding her killer.
283
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:39,196
Uh, the day she passed...
284
00:12:39,265 --> 00:12:41,332
she met someone for coffee
at Truffles Cafe.
285
00:12:51,377 --> 00:12:53,144
Are you fiddling
with your earlobes?
286
00:12:53,211 --> 00:12:55,813
- What? Nah.
- Come on, son.
287
00:12:55,881 --> 00:12:57,482
We both know
what this is about.
288
00:12:57,549 --> 00:12:59,384
When's the last time you spoke
with Rachael?
289
00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:01,886
- 16 days.
- Oh, my gosh.
290
00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,854
Your earlobes are fine, okay?
291
00:13:03,922 --> 00:13:05,690
It's your relationship that
needs a lift.
292
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:08,959
I'm on tilt, Shawn.
I'm tilting.
293
00:13:09,027 --> 00:13:11,396
What's up, Dogstar?
294
00:13:11,463 --> 00:13:13,598
This woman come
in here recently?
295
00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:15,733
She may have been upset,
maybe in an argument.
296
00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:17,268
Yeah.
297
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:19,870
She was with someone who looked
just like her.
298
00:13:19,938 --> 00:13:23,474
Twin sister or cyborg made
in her image.
299
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,543
- Both are possible.
- Sure.
300
00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:26,577
Do you know what they were
arguing about?
301
00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:28,078
Yeah.
302
00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:30,181
One called the other one
a thief.
303
00:13:30,248 --> 00:13:32,784
You think we can take a look
at your security tapes?
304
00:13:32,851 --> 00:13:37,021
We've got security tapes?
305
00:13:39,191 --> 00:13:41,292
- That is definitely Shelley.
- Wow, they do look alike.
306
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:47,097
That is one hot robot.
307
00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:49,734
She does look familiar.
308
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:52,503
Wait a minute.
309
00:13:52,571 --> 00:13:55,840
The nose of Brianna Hicks.
310
00:13:55,907 --> 00:13:57,375
Let's get out of here.
311
00:13:57,443 --> 00:14:00,077
Shelley's a thief, Gus--
a nose thief.
312
00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:02,213
She stole the schnoz
of Brianna Hicks
313
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,616
and Brianna Hicks
killed her for it.
314
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:07,045
Did you swipe the hat
from Dogstar?
315
00:14:07,085 --> 00:14:09,019
Nah, I wear this hat
all the time.
316
00:14:09,087 --> 00:14:11,021
Oh, my gosh.
317
00:14:11,089 --> 00:14:12,357
I can't believe you let Dr. Joan
get in your head like this.
318
00:14:12,424 --> 00:14:13,691
Leave me alone, Shawn.
319
00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:15,159
I'm a man apart.
320
00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:16,361
My whole world is turned
upside down
321
00:14:16,428 --> 00:14:17,729
like a snow glob.
322
00:14:17,796 --> 00:14:19,296
Lassie.
323
00:14:19,365 --> 00:14:22,032
Brianna?
What are you doing here?
324
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,234
And how are you
one step ahead of us?
325
00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:24,969
Well, let's see.
326
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,203
Maybe because the private
Detective on the case
327
00:14:26,271 --> 00:14:27,638
was two steps ahead of you.
328
00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,106
What private detective?
329
00:14:29,174 --> 00:14:31,442
The one that
Dr. Diamond hired.
330
00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:35,646
What took you so long,
sonny boy?
331
00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:41,803
Am I upset?
332
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,967
I've spent hundreds
of thousands of dollars
333
00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:46,670
cultivating this look.
334
00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:49,338
And Shelley was matching
everything I did.
335
00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:52,408
And then she copied my nose.
336
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,644
Seriously.
That's where I draw the line.
337
00:14:54,712 --> 00:14:56,312
Huh.
338
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:57,714
I guess that's where she draws
the line.
339
00:14:57,782 --> 00:14:58,982
- I can dig it.
- Let me get this straight.
340
00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:00,850
Joan actually hired you.
341
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:03,219
Yeah.
What, you think that's crazy?
342
00:15:03,287 --> 00:15:06,222
No, not if her goal was
to make a crazy decision.
343
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,858
Tell us exactly where you were
last Tuesday
344
00:15:08,926 --> 00:15:11,194
when Shelley was killed.
345
00:15:11,261 --> 00:15:13,063
I was getting liposuction.
346
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,363
Okay.
347
00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:17,266
Can you prove it?
348
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,269
Sure.
349
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,707
- Whoa!
- Oh!
350
00:15:23,774 --> 00:15:25,008
There's no way that she
351
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:26,375
dragged Shelley's body
into the woods.
352
00:15:26,443 --> 00:15:28,544
Agreed.
You were wrong, pop.
353
00:15:28,613 --> 00:15:30,647
- We were both wrong.
- You were wrong first.
354
00:15:30,715 --> 00:15:32,036
Look, I know
what's going on here.
355
00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:33,416
Oh, yeah? What's that?
356
00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:34,651
You're upset with me
because I said
357
00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:36,152
I don't need your advice
anymore.
358
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,620
And you still have a thing
for Joan,
359
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:40,056
who I admit, still keeps it
tight and nice.
360
00:15:40,124 --> 00:15:41,725
Shawn, this has
nothing to do with you.
361
00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:44,193
It has nothing to do with her.
I was hired to do a job.
362
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:46,763
That's what I'm doing.
Strictly business.
363
00:15:46,831 --> 00:15:49,032
In that case, I just don't
want you to embarrass yourself.
364
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,600
What, embarrass myself?
365
00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,135
Kid, I was doing this
while you were still
366
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,603
pointing at the potty saying,
367
00:15:53,671 --> 00:15:55,271
"Ooh, look at
what a big boy I am."
368
00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:57,273
- He still does that.
- That's just for me now.
369
00:15:57,341 --> 00:15:59,542
Look, don't forget, pop,
you're not 30 anymore.
370
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,112
Okay, in fact,
you're not even 55.
371
00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:04,413
- Actually, I am 55.
- No kidding?
372
00:16:04,481 --> 00:16:06,850
Well, then this is
a sweet victory for you, man.
373
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,952
Why don't you quit while
you're still ahead?
374
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,720
Because I'm gonna solve
this case.
375
00:16:10,788 --> 00:16:12,221
How are you going to do that
376
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:14,691
when you have a prostate
the size of a pumpkin?
377
00:16:14,759 --> 00:16:15,959
- ♪ I'm Mr. Booty Man ♪
- Yeah, blah, blah, blah.
378
00:16:16,027 --> 00:16:17,627
♪ I'm Mr. Booty Man ♪
379
00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:19,729
Shawn, you gotta change
this ringer.
380
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,034
Hey. Hi, Joan.
381
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,502
Yeah, I don't want to do this
on the phone.
382
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,570
I'll be right over there.
383
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:34,510
Murder?
384
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,312
Someone's trying
to ruin me, Henry.
385
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,247
Joan, we are gonna figure
this thing out.
386
00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:40,984
I'm on the case now, but you're
gonna have to focus, all right?
387
00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:43,086
Do you have any enemies
or anybody who might be
388
00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:44,453
jealous of your success?
389
00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:46,355
We're gonna have to start
a list.
390
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,024
Can I ask you a question?
391
00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:50,794
What happened that night?
392
00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:53,196
It was a pretty decent date,
Henry.
393
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:56,066
I really thought
there'd be a second one.
394
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,867
I scared you away, didn't I?
395
00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,803
No, I was coming out
of a divorce,
396
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:03,973
and I think focusing on being
a better dad to my son
397
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,409
- was all I had room for.
- Wow.
398
00:17:06,476 --> 00:17:08,477
They don't make men
like you anymore.
399
00:17:08,545 --> 00:17:10,279
I'm still going to need
this list.
400
00:17:10,347 --> 00:17:13,216
There is one guy who's always
had it out for me.
401
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,119
Here's his address.
402
00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:19,455
If you want to check him out.
403
00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:21,958
Doctor's handwriting.
404
00:17:22,026 --> 00:17:23,559
Damn it.
405
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,261
All right,
I'll take a look into it.
406
00:17:25,329 --> 00:17:26,963
I'll call you with any updates.
407
00:17:27,031 --> 00:17:29,532
I'll wait for you.
408
00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:41,510
This is kind of sad for us, no?
409
00:17:41,578 --> 00:17:43,379
We have no leads of our own.
410
00:17:43,447 --> 00:17:45,882
Who needs leads when we have
my father's leads?
411
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:48,852
Ooh.
He's turning into that lot.
412
00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:53,089
Let's see what the old fart has
up his sleeve.
413
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,832
Great.
414
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,101
We just tailed your dad
to his afternoon nap.
415
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,836
That's kind of depressing, huh?
416
00:18:06,904 --> 00:18:08,437
For us or for him?
417
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,439
Both, I guess.
418
00:18:13,477 --> 00:18:15,511
- Relish?
- Mustard.
419
00:18:15,579 --> 00:18:18,447
Sweet, sweet meaty goodness.
420
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,917
Food truck.
421
00:18:24,989 --> 00:18:29,025
- Mmm, mmm.
- Mmm.
422
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,400
Well played, pop.
423
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,269
I think the "Suck it"
was meant for you.
424
00:18:39,336 --> 00:18:41,871
No, it wasn't, Shawn.
We just got dusted by your Dad.
425
00:18:41,939 --> 00:18:45,275
Now what do we have besides
four jumbo kurobuta pork dogs?
426
00:18:47,244 --> 00:18:49,179
Yeah, hi, Joan.
427
00:18:49,246 --> 00:18:51,247
Dude, I think I got us covered.
428
00:18:51,315 --> 00:18:53,283
Gus, we can still have it all.
429
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:56,219
What?
430
00:18:59,023 --> 00:19:02,125
Excuse me.
Hi, Joan. It's Henry.
431
00:19:02,193 --> 00:19:04,560
You think you could give me
that address again?
432
00:19:04,628 --> 00:19:08,164
Got it.
433
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,900
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have to keep my voice down.
434
00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,702
I'm in an adult book store.
435
00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:14,370
- Get off the phone.
- I got it.
436
00:19:14,438 --> 00:19:16,105
- Get off the phone.
- It's not what you think.
437
00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:18,641
- Come on, let's go.
- I mean it is what you think.
438
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,977
I haven't had the touch
of a woman
439
00:19:21,045 --> 00:19:22,946
since the first Maroon 5
album came out.
440
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:35,591
What took you so long,
daddy boy?
441
00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:40,663
Please, you don't even know
why you're here.
442
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,031
I know that Shelley
may have been seeing
443
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,299
another plastic surgeon,
444
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:45,168
a Dr. Ted Lomax.
445
00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,303
I know that this
is one of his Nutox parties.
446
00:19:47,371 --> 00:19:49,705
I know that Dr. Joan thinks
he might be a suspect,
447
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,094
but you're right.
Other than that,
448
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,475
I'm completely in the dark.
449
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:54,177
Well, how did you
figure that out?
450
00:19:54,245 --> 00:19:56,512
I have my ways, kid.
451
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:59,249
By the way, between you and me,
Joan may be
452
00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:01,985
under the impression
that you're hard of hearing.
453
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:08,024
Wow.
454
00:20:08,092 --> 00:20:10,393
Look at all these
sad, insecure people.
455
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,228
Totally.
456
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,463
All right.
Just relax.
457
00:20:14,531 --> 00:20:15,999
This isn't gonna hurt a bit.
458
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:17,466
It's just a little prick.
459
00:20:17,534 --> 00:20:19,468
That's what they all say,
Doctor.
460
00:20:19,536 --> 00:20:21,437
Shh.
461
00:20:21,505 --> 00:20:23,239
There you go.
462
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:26,642
- That wasn't so bad, was it?
- I've had better.
463
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,511
Well, I'll try harder
next time.
464
00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:30,380
I would venture to guess
465
00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:33,682
that that gentleman
is our Dr. Ted Lomax.
466
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,685
- Dr. Lomax.
- Lomax, Ted, doctor.
467
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:39,455
Welcome.
Always nice to see new faces.
468
00:20:39,523 --> 00:20:41,391
My name is Henry Spencer.
469
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,560
By chance, did you ever treat a
patient named Shelley Aaronson?
470
00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:47,063
Before you answer
that question, answer this one.
471
00:20:47,131 --> 00:20:49,565
Was Shelley Aaronson ever
a patient of yours?
472
00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:50,833
And since we're on the subject,
473
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,635
do my earlobes seem abnormal
to you?
474
00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:55,638
No, but you should do something
475
00:20:55,705 --> 00:20:57,673
about that large
forehead crease.
476
00:20:57,741 --> 00:20:59,342
Crease? What crease?
477
00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:02,611
My black is cracking, Shawn?
478
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,213
In answer
to your first question,
479
00:21:04,281 --> 00:21:06,282
yes, I used to treat Shelley.
480
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,551
Her murder was
a terrible tragedy.
481
00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:10,486
You don't seem too busted up
about it.
482
00:21:10,554 --> 00:21:16,125
More like pleasantly amused.
483
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,027
Like everyone else around here.
484
00:21:18,095 --> 00:21:20,163
Well, it's what we're
going for, isn't it?
485
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:21,597
Care to join in?
486
00:21:21,665 --> 00:21:23,366
I'm running
a two-for-one special.
487
00:21:23,434 --> 00:21:26,202
- Pass.
- Pass...a-dena.
488
00:21:30,007 --> 00:21:31,907
- Lomax is our man.
- Really?
489
00:21:31,976 --> 00:21:34,243
Don't you think
that's a little bit obvious?
490
00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:36,379
I mean, you gave me crap for
pointing a finger at Dr. Joan.
491
00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:37,913
What are you basing this on?
492
00:21:37,982 --> 00:21:40,583
Instinct and a feeling
right here.
493
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,251
You sure
that isn't acid reflux?
494
00:21:42,319 --> 00:21:45,221
A good cop always relies
on instinct, Shawn.
495
00:21:45,289 --> 00:21:47,690
It comes from 30 years
of detective work.
496
00:21:47,757 --> 00:21:49,592
Yeah, well,
497
00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:51,361
real fake psychics rely
on stuff
498
00:21:51,428 --> 00:21:52,595
that's a little more
substantial,
499
00:21:52,662 --> 00:21:54,930
like whims and wiffle swings.
500
00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:57,367
And it's precisely what I'm
gonna use to prove you wrong.
501
00:21:57,434 --> 00:22:01,137
Good luck with that.
502
00:22:23,627 --> 00:22:24,827
Hello.
503
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:26,562
You work for Dr. Lomax,
yes?
504
00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:29,065
I'm Leecy, his esthetician.
505
00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,300
Shawn Spencer, psychic.
506
00:22:31,368 --> 00:22:34,803
I'm sensing that you're about
to leave this job,
507
00:22:34,871 --> 00:22:36,605
go work for someone named Joan.
508
00:22:36,673 --> 00:22:37,740
Wow.
509
00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:39,509
That's amazing.
510
00:22:39,576 --> 00:22:41,144
I start there tomorrow.
511
00:22:41,211 --> 00:22:42,545
Congratulations.
512
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:43,446
How does Dr. Ted feel
about that?
513
00:22:43,514 --> 00:22:45,148
Or is it hard to tell
514
00:22:45,215 --> 00:22:47,116
on account of his perfectly
sculpted flan face?
515
00:22:47,184 --> 00:22:49,618
He's not happy about it.
516
00:22:49,686 --> 00:22:51,954
Hey, do you know other stuff,
like, am I gonna meet someone?
517
00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:54,057
Please tell me
he's 5'10" or above.
518
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:57,393
You will, but he's 5'6"...
519
00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:59,795
and gay and married.
520
00:22:59,863 --> 00:23:01,564
- 5'6"?
- Yeah.
521
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:03,433
Hey, I'm also sensing that, uh,
522
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,902
you used to treat
a patient named Shelley?
523
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,571
It's so sad
what happened to her.
524
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,739
She was one
of our best customers.
525
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,508
I see.
So you knew her well.
526
00:23:12,576 --> 00:23:13,776
Of course.
I was over there
527
00:23:13,843 --> 00:23:15,644
bringing beauty products
two days ago.
528
00:23:15,712 --> 00:23:17,447
The day that she died.
529
00:23:17,514 --> 00:23:18,981
Oh, my God.
530
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,950
You don't think
that I had any--
531
00:23:21,017 --> 00:23:22,818
Look, I would never want
to hurt someone.
532
00:23:22,886 --> 00:23:24,887
I'm just a nice farm girl
from Bismarck.
533
00:23:24,955 --> 00:23:26,089
In Slovenia.
534
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,023
No.
Bismarck, North Dakota.
535
00:23:28,092 --> 00:23:29,559
My point is this.
536
00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:31,427
Do you remember anything unusual
about Shelley
537
00:23:31,428 --> 00:23:33,062
the day she died?
538
00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:35,264
She seemed happy.
She just got her hair done.
539
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,800
And she did have a new red
sports car in the driveway,
540
00:23:37,867 --> 00:23:39,602
one that she bought
for herself.
541
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,149
Any chance
that was an Aston Martin?
542
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:43,806
- Uh--
- Leecy.
543
00:23:43,873 --> 00:23:46,109
You've been more help than
you could possible know.
544
00:23:56,453 --> 00:23:59,422
Dad, I got bad news.
Actually, it's good news for me.
545
00:23:59,490 --> 00:24:02,658
Just spoke with a witness
who saw a red Aston Martin
546
00:24:02,726 --> 00:24:05,394
in Shelley's driveway
on the day she was killed.
547
00:24:05,462 --> 00:24:08,097
Looks like you'll be making
conjugal visits
548
00:24:08,165 --> 00:24:09,999
to Dr. Joan at Lompoc.
549
00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,501
Hearsay.
550
00:24:11,568 --> 00:24:13,603
Lomax definitely killed her.
551
00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:16,305
Although I'm gonna presume
that he didn't mean to.
552
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,241
He's a hack.
553
00:24:18,308 --> 00:24:20,743
He accidentally shot the stuff
into Shelley's bloodstream,
554
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:22,850
and then tried to cover it up
by making it look like
555
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:25,014
she was attacked while jogging.
556
00:24:25,081 --> 00:24:27,216
Take a look at these
two diplomas here, Shawn.
557
00:24:27,284 --> 00:24:30,153
Tell me if you see something
similar between the two of them.
558
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,788
Okay.
559
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,796
Oh, crap.
560
00:24:40,864 --> 00:24:43,366
Same watermark.
561
00:24:43,433 --> 00:24:44,933
So they're fakes.
562
00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:49,104
Sorry, kid.
Those are the facts.
563
00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,876
Hey, nice catch
on those fake diplomas, Henry.
564
00:24:53,943 --> 00:24:55,678
They're photocopies.
565
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,281
- This guy's not a real doctor.
- Photocopied what?
566
00:24:58,348 --> 00:25:00,716
Although he is an authorized
dishwasher salesman.
567
00:25:00,784 --> 00:25:03,386
Wait, he's not licensed
to give botulism injections?
568
00:25:03,453 --> 00:25:06,755
Uh, what happens if someone
was feeling vulnerable and--
569
00:25:06,823 --> 00:25:08,857
Oh, no, Gus.
Tell me you didn't.
570
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:09,725
I just let
an appliance salesman
571
00:25:09,793 --> 00:25:11,327
inject my face, Shawn.
572
00:25:11,395 --> 00:25:12,961
All right, Waxworks,
party's over.
573
00:25:13,029 --> 00:25:14,363
Hit the road.
574
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:15,931
Somebody feed my cats.
575
00:25:15,999 --> 00:25:17,700
They're locked
in the back bathroom.
576
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:20,803
Marco Polo and Buttons.
577
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,572
- Buttons is allergic to wheat.
- You'll get him next time.
578
00:25:22,639 --> 00:25:26,809
Don't look so worried.
579
00:25:29,313 --> 00:25:32,815
I'm worried about
those poor cats.
580
00:25:32,882 --> 00:25:35,284
Dude, why?
581
00:25:35,352 --> 00:25:37,520
You look like Grace Jones
in Boomerang.
582
00:25:45,596 --> 00:25:47,963
Joan?
What are you doing here?
583
00:25:48,031 --> 00:25:49,732
Aren't you gonna invite me in?
584
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,500
Yeah, sure.
Come in.
585
00:25:51,568 --> 00:25:54,403
- I came by to thank you!
- Why are you shouting?
586
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,672
Oh, you said on the phone
you were hard of hearing.
587
00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:58,407
On the phone? Wha--
588
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,909
No, I'm not hard of--
I'm--I'm okay.
589
00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:03,746
Just a bad phone connection
and my idiot son.
590
00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:06,582
Shall we?
591
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:08,217
Look, Joan, this is very sweet,
592
00:26:08,285 --> 00:26:09,585
but you don't have to thank me.
593
00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:11,621
You hired me to do a job.
I did it.
594
00:26:11,688 --> 00:26:13,322
Plain and simple.
595
00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:15,924
Okay.
596
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,327
I guess this isn't purely
a business thank you.
597
00:26:18,395 --> 00:26:19,362
It isn't?
598
00:26:19,429 --> 00:26:20,696
So here's my offer.
599
00:26:20,764 --> 00:26:24,032
You want a shot
at that second date?
600
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,968
Your time is now.
601
00:26:26,035 --> 00:26:29,004
I like the way you talk.
602
00:26:33,943 --> 00:26:36,145
We can take this as slow
as you want.
603
00:26:36,212 --> 00:26:38,914
- Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
- With what?
604
00:26:38,982 --> 00:26:40,516
Well, you told me on the phone
605
00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:43,386
you hadn't been touched
by a woman in five years.
606
00:26:43,453 --> 00:26:45,120
Oh, please.
I'm--
607
00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:46,822
I'm all about touching.
608
00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:48,791
Respectfully.
609
00:26:50,294 --> 00:26:52,295
May I use your powder room?
610
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,562
Yeah, sure.
It's just up the stairs.
611
00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:54,597
To the right,
first door on the left.
612
00:26:54,665 --> 00:26:56,031
Okay.
613
00:26:56,099 --> 00:26:58,701
- Hold my place.
- Yeah.
614
00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:07,242
Damn it.
615
00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:30,566
"Nutox."
What?
616
00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:39,675
Damn it.
That's me.
617
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:43,579
Man, I'm bald.
618
00:27:45,982 --> 00:27:47,983
Perfect.
619
00:27:53,523 --> 00:27:57,360
- What's that?
- Why don't you tell me?
620
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:58,894
That's not mine.
621
00:27:58,962 --> 00:28:00,028
I found it in your purse, Joan.
622
00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:02,998
You went through my bag?
623
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:05,701
I--someone must have planted it.
624
00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:08,003
I'm gonna have to report this.
625
00:28:08,071 --> 00:28:09,538
That's the same stuff
that killed Shelley Aaronson.
626
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,206
I can't just ignore it.
627
00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:12,842
I-I thought you were
on my side.
628
00:28:12,909 --> 00:28:14,510
I'm on the side
of the law, Joan.
629
00:28:14,578 --> 00:28:18,347
They won't believe me.
Henry, stop.
630
00:28:18,415 --> 00:28:19,948
Yeah, hi.
This is Henry Spencer.
631
00:28:20,016 --> 00:28:22,217
Could you put me through
to Detective Lassiter?
632
00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:23,753
Yeah, I'll hold.
633
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:24,953
Oh!
634
00:28:36,929 --> 00:28:40,230
Well, the bad news is because
Dr. Diamond took your phone,
635
00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:41,850
we don't have your picture
of the vial
636
00:28:41,918 --> 00:28:42,784
of the stuff
that's making Guster
637
00:28:42,852 --> 00:28:44,986
look like Little Wayne Newton.
638
00:28:45,054 --> 00:28:46,655
But the good news is
we do have the syringe,
639
00:28:46,723 --> 00:28:48,257
which she obviously didn't know
was in your pocket.
640
00:28:48,325 --> 00:28:50,125
Traces of the victim's blood
in the needle,
641
00:28:50,193 --> 00:28:52,060
and we pulled one of Diamond's
prints off the plunger.
642
00:28:52,128 --> 00:28:56,932
Sorry, Henry.
It looks like she's our killer.
643
00:28:58,702 --> 00:29:01,337
Come on, pop.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
644
00:29:01,404 --> 00:29:03,239
So you took
a good bass-whooping.
645
00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:05,274
You got
your hali-butt kicked.
646
00:29:06,809 --> 00:29:08,310
But you found
the murder weapon.
647
00:29:08,378 --> 00:29:09,845
I mean, come on.
That's something.
648
00:29:09,912 --> 00:29:11,552
No, Shawn.
It's the opposite of something.
649
00:29:11,581 --> 00:29:13,716
I'm done.
You're right.
650
00:29:13,783 --> 00:29:16,719
- About Dr. Joan.
- About me.
651
00:29:16,786 --> 00:29:21,257
You win, kid.
652
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:23,158
Hmm.
653
00:29:23,226 --> 00:29:25,361
That wasn't nearly as fun
as I thought it would be.
654
00:29:25,428 --> 00:29:27,663
He was beer-battered.
655
00:29:27,731 --> 00:29:29,164
The bit's over, Gus.
656
00:29:29,232 --> 00:29:31,967
Wait.
He was s'mackereled.
657
00:29:32,034 --> 00:29:34,803
Now it's over.
658
00:29:34,871 --> 00:29:39,275
Dude, this print from Dr. Joan
is an index finger.
659
00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:40,909
Shouldn't it be a thumb print?
660
00:29:40,977 --> 00:29:43,145
Totally.
661
00:29:43,212 --> 00:29:46,715
What kind of doctor presses
the plunger of a syringe
662
00:29:46,783 --> 00:29:48,817
with their index finger?
663
00:29:48,885 --> 00:29:50,786
Do you think someone lifted
Joan's index fingerprint
664
00:29:50,853 --> 00:29:52,254
and planted it on the syringe?
665
00:29:52,322 --> 00:29:53,889
Maybe.
666
00:29:53,956 --> 00:29:55,591
Maybe someone like
a fake doctor
667
00:29:55,659 --> 00:29:58,126
who wouldn't know any better.
668
00:29:58,194 --> 00:30:02,665
I bet my dad was right
about Dr. Ted all along.
669
00:30:02,732 --> 00:30:06,001
Here's a question:
Ted Lomax is still a suspect
670
00:30:06,068 --> 00:30:07,703
in the murder investigation.
671
00:30:07,771 --> 00:30:08,837
What's he doing out of jail?
Huh, Doc?
672
00:30:08,905 --> 00:30:10,739
I'm out on bail.
673
00:30:10,807 --> 00:30:13,041
You're already free and
my face still looks like this.
674
00:30:13,109 --> 00:30:14,710
It'll return to normal
in a few days.
675
00:30:14,778 --> 00:30:17,179
Really?
Wait, how do you know?
676
00:30:17,246 --> 00:30:20,015
Intuition and People magazine.
677
00:30:20,082 --> 00:30:22,884
Besides, I barely put anything
in you.
678
00:30:22,952 --> 00:30:24,486
You sure this isn't
psychosomatic?
679
00:30:24,554 --> 00:30:26,822
I've seen that response
in many of my patients.
680
00:30:26,889 --> 00:30:29,558
I'm sensing that you planted
that syringe in Joan's purse.
681
00:30:29,626 --> 00:30:31,026
I did no such thing.
682
00:30:31,093 --> 00:30:32,928
- Said the professional liar.
- Huh.
683
00:30:38,735 --> 00:30:42,738
- Why would Joan be calling you?
- Don't know.
684
00:30:42,806 --> 00:30:45,808
Answer it. Put it on speaker
and act natural.
685
00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:46,975
Don't let her know
that we're here.
686
00:30:47,043 --> 00:30:48,844
That's too much pressure.
687
00:30:48,911 --> 00:30:50,379
It didn't bother you
when you were injecting
688
00:30:50,447 --> 00:30:52,047
my dome with poison.
689
00:30:52,114 --> 00:30:55,250
Right.
690
00:30:55,318 --> 00:30:56,652
I can do this.
I'm Ted Mtusak.
691
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,255
I mean, Lomax.
692
00:31:00,323 --> 00:31:01,690
- Hello, Joan.
- Ted, listen.
693
00:31:01,758 --> 00:31:03,459
I don't have much time.
694
00:31:03,526 --> 00:31:05,427
You were treating Shelley
after she sued me.
695
00:31:05,495 --> 00:31:08,530
Do you have any idea
of who would want to kill her?
696
00:31:08,598 --> 00:31:12,033
- You?
- Damn it, you're no help.
697
00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:13,435
There.
698
00:31:16,906 --> 00:31:19,875
You're all class, Mtusak.
699
00:31:19,942 --> 00:31:22,478
If Joan killed Shelley,
why is she calling around,
700
00:31:22,545 --> 00:31:24,613
trying to figure out
who killed Shelley?
701
00:31:24,681 --> 00:31:25,947
Between that
and the weird fingerprint,
702
00:31:26,015 --> 00:31:27,883
it sounds like Joan got framed.
703
00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:30,310
But if she didn't kill her,
then why did she hit your dad?
704
00:31:30,353 --> 00:31:31,754
She must have panicked,
I guess.
705
00:31:31,821 --> 00:31:32,721
I mean, she had
the murder weapon on her
706
00:31:32,789 --> 00:31:33,989
for some reason.
707
00:31:34,056 --> 00:31:35,524
- We gotta find this woman.
- Wait.
708
00:31:35,592 --> 00:31:36,625
Didn't you set up
your dad's phone?
709
00:31:36,693 --> 00:31:38,660
If she has it, we can track it.
710
00:31:45,769 --> 00:31:46,935
Dad!
711
00:31:47,003 --> 00:31:50,272
Go ahead.
Gloat.
712
00:31:50,339 --> 00:31:52,608
Actually, shockingly,
that's not why we're here.
713
00:31:52,675 --> 00:31:54,376
We think Joan is innocent.
714
00:31:54,444 --> 00:31:56,311
She whacked me with a fish.
715
00:31:56,379 --> 00:31:58,980
Destroyed a beautifully mounted
northern pike. She's guilty.
716
00:31:59,048 --> 00:32:00,549
All right, first of all, pop,
717
00:32:00,617 --> 00:32:02,217
you gotta treat that thing
like your baby maker.
718
00:32:02,285 --> 00:32:04,152
Huh? Be the ball.
719
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,455
Secondly, only one
of Joan's fingerprints
720
00:32:06,523 --> 00:32:07,589
turned up on that syringe.
721
00:32:07,657 --> 00:32:08,757
Get this:
722
00:32:08,825 --> 00:32:10,592
It was the index finger.
723
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:12,160
You saying it was planted?
724
00:32:12,228 --> 00:32:13,589
Hell, yeah,
I think it was planted.
725
00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:15,931
And she just called Dr. Ted
to ask him
726
00:32:15,998 --> 00:32:18,634
if he knew of anyone with motive
to kill Shelley.
727
00:32:18,701 --> 00:32:20,469
Good, good.
Just stay the course.
728
00:32:20,537 --> 00:32:22,871
You don't need an old man
to slow you down.
729
00:32:22,939 --> 00:32:24,406
There's more.
730
00:32:24,474 --> 00:32:27,208
Your phone, an old 8x10 glossy,
731
00:32:27,276 --> 00:32:29,611
and a note
from Dr. Joan to you
732
00:32:29,679 --> 00:32:30,979
left in your mailbox.
733
00:32:31,047 --> 00:32:32,648
- Let me see it.
- Let me read it to you.
734
00:32:32,682 --> 00:32:33,549
- It'll be more dramatic.
- No, no, no, give it to me!
735
00:32:33,616 --> 00:32:35,317
It was meant for me.
736
00:32:35,384 --> 00:32:38,219
"Henry, believe me
when I tell you I'm innocent.
737
00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:40,689
"Hopefully, I'll be able to
prove it to you soon.
738
00:32:40,757 --> 00:32:42,458
"If I did any damage
to your head with that fish,
739
00:32:42,525 --> 00:32:45,794
just know that I can fix it."
740
00:32:45,862 --> 00:32:48,630
Check the pic.
741
00:32:48,698 --> 00:32:50,599
- It's nice, right?
- Ooh.
742
00:32:52,735 --> 00:32:54,135
I knew it.
I knew it.
743
00:32:54,203 --> 00:32:56,404
I never should have
doubted my gut.
744
00:32:56,473 --> 00:32:59,140
That's it.
Let's go, boys.
745
00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:00,742
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
746
00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:02,845
Your pants are rolled up.
747
00:33:02,912 --> 00:33:05,246
You knew damn well
we were gonna come here
748
00:33:05,314 --> 00:33:07,248
and give you the rah-rah speech,
didn't you?
749
00:33:07,316 --> 00:33:08,784
I had a strong sense of it.
750
00:33:08,852 --> 00:33:11,753
You see, I still had
this seed of doubt.
751
00:33:11,821 --> 00:33:13,388
I just couldn't crack the case.
752
00:33:13,456 --> 00:33:15,557
But I knew that if you two
put your heads together,
753
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,226
you'd come up with something
and you did.
754
00:33:17,259 --> 00:33:18,727
Thank you very much.
755
00:33:18,795 --> 00:33:20,428
You came up with a new piece
of evidence.
756
00:33:20,497 --> 00:33:21,797
You found my cell phone.
757
00:33:21,865 --> 00:33:23,499
Am I really that predictable?
758
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:27,168
All right.
We need a new suspect.
759
00:33:27,236 --> 00:33:28,203
Back when I was on the force,
we used to say
760
00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:29,938
you're never out of suspects.
761
00:33:30,006 --> 00:33:33,108
Sometimes you just had
to go back to square one.
762
00:33:33,175 --> 00:33:34,977
Who was the first person
that you looked into?
763
00:33:35,044 --> 00:33:36,545
Joan was our first suspect.
764
00:33:36,613 --> 00:33:38,346
But then we looked into
Shelley's husband, Brad.
765
00:33:38,414 --> 00:33:41,116
But we moved off of him because
he didn't have any motive.
766
00:33:41,183 --> 00:33:43,151
He voluntarily signed a prenup
before they got married.
767
00:33:43,219 --> 00:33:44,419
Which means he wouldn't get
768
00:33:44,487 --> 00:33:45,487
any money
from a divorce hearing.
769
00:33:45,555 --> 00:33:47,756
But if somebody killed her...
770
00:33:47,824 --> 00:33:51,359
- Life insurance.
- Uh-huh.
771
00:33:51,427 --> 00:33:52,861
Someone with her stack would
have to have a big policy.
772
00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:54,997
And now that she's dead,
773
00:33:55,064 --> 00:33:57,365
- all that money goes to Brad.
- Ah.
774
00:33:57,433 --> 00:33:59,968
This is good.
775
00:34:05,274 --> 00:34:06,675
Brad Turner, SBPD.
776
00:34:06,743 --> 00:34:08,610
You're gonna need
to come with us.
777
00:34:08,678 --> 00:34:10,358
Let's get those hands
where we can see 'em.
778
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,549
Mr. Turner?
779
00:34:17,386 --> 00:34:20,589
Uh-oh.
780
00:34:20,657 --> 00:34:23,659
That is one unhappy ending.
781
00:34:30,308 --> 00:34:32,073
Did you sleep here last night?
782
00:34:32,141 --> 00:34:35,143
No, actually,
I crash here all the time.
783
00:34:35,211 --> 00:34:36,711
Something about the smell
of formaldehyde
784
00:34:36,779 --> 00:34:38,280
just lulls me to sleep.
785
00:34:38,347 --> 00:34:39,936
I think it's the scent.
786
00:34:45,388 --> 00:34:49,291
Looks like we have another
overdose from injected botulism.
787
00:34:49,358 --> 00:34:50,825
So you think we're looking
for the same killer?
788
00:34:50,893 --> 00:34:52,494
Well, it makes sense.
789
00:34:52,562 --> 00:34:55,497
And Joan killed Shelley because
she's suing her.
790
00:34:55,565 --> 00:34:56,864
Then the husband
figures it out,
791
00:34:56,932 --> 00:34:58,400
he confronts her,
she kills him too.
792
00:34:58,467 --> 00:35:00,268
She's guilty
as Mrs. O'Leary's cow
793
00:35:00,336 --> 00:35:01,903
it's just a matter of time
till we find her.
794
00:35:01,970 --> 00:35:04,005
O'Hara.
795
00:35:04,073 --> 00:35:05,473
Yeah, I think Joan is innocent.
796
00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:06,908
So do I.
797
00:35:06,975 --> 00:35:07,775
Well, she must have
fish-slapped you
798
00:35:07,843 --> 00:35:08,810
harder than I thought.
799
00:35:08,877 --> 00:35:09,998
What are you basing this on?
800
00:35:10,012 --> 00:35:11,346
- The spirits.
- My gut.
801
00:35:11,414 --> 00:35:13,081
Great.
So I got ghosts and cellulite.
802
00:35:13,148 --> 00:35:14,382
I don't even need
an arrest warrant.
803
00:35:14,450 --> 00:35:15,983
Got it, thanks.
804
00:35:16,051 --> 00:35:17,219
They just spotted
Joan's Aston Martin
805
00:35:17,286 --> 00:35:18,420
heading toward
Diamond Surgical.
806
00:35:18,487 --> 00:35:20,088
And we will be waiting for her.
807
00:35:20,155 --> 00:35:21,489
- So will I.
- No, you won't.
808
00:35:21,557 --> 00:35:23,625
Come on, O'Hara.
809
00:35:23,693 --> 00:35:25,694
Thank you.
810
00:35:30,799 --> 00:35:34,001
I'm just a nice farm girl
from Bismarck.
811
00:35:34,069 --> 00:35:36,638
Brad and Leecy were both
from Bismarck, North Dakota.
812
00:35:41,310 --> 00:35:45,947
SBPD, get your hands
in the air.
813
00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:48,583
- Did you hear me?
- Yes, but I can't lift my arms
814
00:35:48,651 --> 00:35:51,319
- until my implants heal.
- You're not joking, are you?
815
00:35:51,387 --> 00:35:54,689
Everyone put your hands down.
816
00:35:54,757 --> 00:35:56,558
Where's Dr. Diamond?
817
00:35:56,626 --> 00:35:58,627
I'm not sure.
It's my first day.
818
00:35:58,694 --> 00:36:00,428
She was just seen entering
the building.
819
00:36:00,496 --> 00:36:03,097
Do not lie to us.
Where is Dr. Diamond?
820
00:36:03,165 --> 00:36:04,799
I'm right here.
821
00:36:04,867 --> 00:36:06,301
You're under arrest
for the murder
822
00:36:06,369 --> 00:36:07,769
of Shelley Aaronson
and Brad Turner.
823
00:36:07,803 --> 00:36:09,971
- Put your hands behind your back.
- Uh, Lassie?
824
00:36:10,038 --> 00:36:12,440
I'm not so bullish
on your bull's-eye.
825
00:36:12,508 --> 00:36:14,276
You need to uncross
your crosshairs.
826
00:36:14,343 --> 00:36:16,544
- Land the plane, Spencer.
- Shawn's right, Carlton.
827
00:36:16,612 --> 00:36:18,747
Leecy here is our murderer.
828
00:36:18,814 --> 00:36:20,582
- What?
- Gus, show 'em.
829
00:36:20,650 --> 00:36:23,117
Leecy's arrest record
from Bismarck.
830
00:36:23,185 --> 00:36:25,654
We ran it after Shawn
had a vision.
831
00:36:25,721 --> 00:36:27,322
Couple of fraud charges
and an arrest for theft.
832
00:36:27,390 --> 00:36:28,823
This doesn't mean
she's a murderer.
833
00:36:28,891 --> 00:36:30,825
She and Brad were
high school sweethearts
834
00:36:30,893 --> 00:36:32,360
back in Bismarck
where they made a habit
835
00:36:32,428 --> 00:36:33,961
of scamming rich people.
836
00:36:34,029 --> 00:36:35,530
Two years later,
they come to Santa Barbara
837
00:36:35,598 --> 00:36:37,532
and target one
of the richest gals in town,
838
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,033
Shelley Aaronson.
839
00:36:39,101 --> 00:36:41,235
The plan was simple.
He would seduce her,
840
00:36:41,304 --> 00:36:43,004
tie the knot,
and then he'd take Shelley
841
00:36:43,071 --> 00:36:44,872
for every dime she has
in the divorce.
842
00:36:44,940 --> 00:36:47,409
Then Brad and Leecy skip out
of town with all the dough,
843
00:36:47,476 --> 00:36:49,311
but there was a wrinkle.
Brad fell in love with...
844
00:36:49,378 --> 00:36:50,312
Shelley fell in love with Brad.
845
00:36:50,379 --> 00:36:52,046
- Shelly.
- What?
846
00:36:52,114 --> 00:36:53,915
- I was gonna take that part.
- But you got the wrinkle part.
847
00:36:53,982 --> 00:36:55,717
What's fun about saying,
"But there was a wrinkle"?
848
00:36:55,785 --> 00:36:57,018
It's the turn.
849
00:36:57,085 --> 00:36:58,085
Would you two
just get on with it?
850
00:36:58,153 --> 00:36:59,688
Excuse me, Lassie.
851
00:36:59,755 --> 00:37:01,289
You try doing a breakdown
with your father.
852
00:37:01,357 --> 00:37:03,124
Brad fell for Shelley
and agreed to sign a prenup,
853
00:37:03,192 --> 00:37:05,560
thus destroying Leecy's changes
of ever getting her money.
854
00:37:05,628 --> 00:37:06,894
Plus, she lost her man
in the process.
855
00:37:06,962 --> 00:37:08,930
Exact-amundo.
856
00:37:08,997 --> 00:37:10,965
So in a jealous rage...
857
00:37:12,301 --> 00:37:15,069
she killed Shelley.
858
00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:23,678
And pins it on poor Dr. Joan...
859
00:37:23,746 --> 00:37:27,382
to whom I owe
a Texas-sized apology.
860
00:37:27,450 --> 00:37:29,083
I was Leecy
who planted the vials
861
00:37:29,151 --> 00:37:30,585
in Dr. Joan's bag
while she was up here
862
00:37:30,653 --> 00:37:31,686
filling out paperwork.
863
00:37:31,754 --> 00:37:33,120
Final twist?
864
00:37:33,188 --> 00:37:34,389
Brad got suspicious.
865
00:37:34,457 --> 00:37:37,525
So she kills him too.
866
00:37:42,598 --> 00:37:44,366
Things got out of control.
867
00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:47,034
- I loved Brad.
- Yeah.
868
00:37:47,102 --> 00:37:49,237
- To death.
- Snap!
869
00:37:49,304 --> 00:37:53,408
Pop, that is some quality
old-school smack talk.
870
00:37:53,476 --> 00:37:56,378
Put your hands behind
your back.
871
00:38:02,284 --> 00:38:05,787
Excuse me,
did you get your work done here?
872
00:38:05,855 --> 00:38:08,523
No.
873
00:38:10,926 --> 00:38:13,428
That was cold-blooded.
874
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:17,986
Dude, I've got huge news.
875
00:38:18,106 --> 00:38:20,974
Jules and I
are back together again.
876
00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:21,909
- Ooh.
- Officially.
877
00:38:21,976 --> 00:38:23,076
She made me work for it,
878
00:38:23,144 --> 00:38:24,764
but I came all the way back.
879
00:38:24,891 --> 00:38:26,058
She couldn't
resist this forever.
880
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:28,160
I hear that.
I got good news too.
881
00:38:28,227 --> 00:38:29,562
I think I got my face back.
882
00:38:29,629 --> 00:38:31,263
Check it out.
883
00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,065
What am I looking at?
884
00:38:33,132 --> 00:38:34,967
I'm seeing whimsical
885
00:38:35,035 --> 00:38:36,301
with a touch of constipation.
886
00:38:36,369 --> 00:38:37,703
What?
You know that's right.
887
00:38:37,771 --> 00:38:39,572
- Come on, son.
- Come on, son.
888
00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:41,974
You know, Shawn,
even though I can't express it,
889
00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:43,475
I learned my lesson.
890
00:38:43,543 --> 00:38:45,143
Cannot explain color
to a blind man.
891
00:38:45,211 --> 00:38:46,645
I am beautiful, Shawn.
892
00:38:46,713 --> 00:38:48,280
I am a beautiful man,
893
00:38:48,347 --> 00:38:50,716
and I'm going to stick
with what God gave me.
894
00:38:50,784 --> 00:38:52,625
I lost track of that
because I was freaking out
895
00:38:52,652 --> 00:38:54,186
over this whole situation
with Rachael.
896
00:38:54,253 --> 00:38:56,055
And yes, she's in London.
897
00:38:56,122 --> 00:38:58,023
And yes, her ex-husband
is there.
898
00:38:58,091 --> 00:38:59,391
But you know what I realized?
899
00:38:59,459 --> 00:39:01,860
No matter how it all plays out,
900
00:39:01,928 --> 00:39:04,930
Burton Guster is gonna
be just fine.
901
00:39:04,998 --> 00:39:06,331
You know what?
I'm proud of you.
902
00:39:06,399 --> 00:39:07,766
Thank you.
903
00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:10,335
Hey.
What are you guys doing here?
904
00:39:10,403 --> 00:39:12,838
What? I can't pop in
on my two favorite delinquents?
905
00:39:12,906 --> 00:39:15,841
Your father is finally taking
me on our second date.
906
00:39:15,909 --> 00:39:18,343
- And somebody owes me a fish.
- Mm.
907
00:39:18,411 --> 00:39:20,278
And this time no concussion.
908
00:39:20,346 --> 00:39:22,147
What a crazy-ass week, huh?
909
00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:24,116
Two of us solve a murder
together.
910
00:39:24,183 --> 00:39:26,218
Gus does the African-American
version of Face Off
911
00:39:26,285 --> 00:39:27,720
with himself.
912
00:39:27,787 --> 00:39:33,092
What is this place,
about 20x25?
913
00:39:33,159 --> 00:39:35,360
What's happening right now?
What are you doing?
914
00:39:35,428 --> 00:39:37,229
I'm just mulling things over.
915
00:39:37,296 --> 00:39:39,164
What are utilities here?
916
00:39:39,232 --> 00:39:40,432
Oh, my gosh.
917
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,800
You're thinking
about coming out
918
00:39:41,868 --> 00:39:43,602
of retirement again,
aren't you?
919
00:39:43,670 --> 00:39:45,270
I'm thinking about hanging
a shingle of my own. Yeah.
920
00:39:45,338 --> 00:39:46,639
I think you're talking
about getting shingles.
921
00:39:46,706 --> 00:39:47,773
Contracting them.
922
00:39:47,841 --> 00:39:49,574
Funny.
923
00:39:49,643 --> 00:39:51,143
Look, what's the matter with me
taking a case here or there?
924
00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:53,646
He's very good, you know.
925
00:39:53,713 --> 00:39:56,148
Unless of course, you're
afraid of the competition.
926
00:39:56,215 --> 00:39:58,884
Are you hearing this?
927
00:39:58,952 --> 00:40:00,653
Thank you very much.
928
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,754
These must be
from my publisher.
929
00:40:01,821 --> 00:40:03,488
You don't have a publisher.
930
00:40:03,556 --> 00:40:05,057
You sent pages to a printer,
and it wasn't
931
00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:06,125
even a real printer.
932
00:40:06,192 --> 00:40:08,460
It was Dr. Ted.
933
00:40:08,528 --> 00:40:10,168
Got to admit,
his copy work was spot-on.
934
00:40:10,229 --> 00:40:12,497
- Top flight.
- He wrote a book?
935
00:40:12,565 --> 00:40:14,867
- We wrote a book.
- Define "wrote."
936
00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,769
Psych's Guide To Crime Fighting
937
00:40:16,836 --> 00:40:18,537
For the Totally Unqualified.
938
00:40:18,604 --> 00:40:20,072
I'm reading excerpts
at Barnes & Noble next week.
939
00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:22,007
It's not official.
940
00:40:22,075 --> 00:40:23,208
I'm just gonna start reading
in the middle of the store
941
00:40:23,276 --> 00:40:26,745
and hopefully draw a crowd.
942
00:40:26,813 --> 00:40:28,747
Thank you.
943
00:40:28,815 --> 00:40:31,249
Well...
944
00:40:31,317 --> 00:40:32,350
real sweetheart, huh?
945
00:40:32,418 --> 00:40:35,020
Wow.
946
00:40:35,088 --> 00:40:36,955
Somehow these are for you.
947
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,360
Let's see, let's see,
let's see.
948
00:40:42,428 --> 00:40:44,763
Who wrote me?
949
00:40:44,831 --> 00:40:47,265
Eh? Eh?
950
00:40:50,737 --> 00:40:52,637
- Shawn?
- Yeah?
951
00:40:52,706 --> 00:40:55,273
- Rachael wants to talk.
- Okay.
952
00:40:55,341 --> 00:40:57,710
This is it.
953
00:40:57,777 --> 00:40:59,444
The breakup has begun.
954
00:40:59,512 --> 00:41:02,081
Let him cry.
We'll go.
955
00:41:02,148 --> 00:41:04,149
Shawn! Psst! Fishing.
956
00:41:04,217 --> 00:41:07,552
These are delicious beacons
of heartbreak, Shawn.
957
00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:09,121
They're breakup cookies.
958
00:41:09,189 --> 00:41:10,550
You just gave
that beautiful speech
959
00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:12,390
about how you were gonna be okay
no matter what.
960
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,026
Come on, you're beautiful,
remember?
961
00:41:14,094 --> 00:41:16,795
You're beautiful and black.
962
00:41:16,863 --> 00:41:18,230
Come on.
963
00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:20,933
- Ow! Ow!
- Don't even think about it.
964
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,735
Oh, gosh.
965
00:41:22,802 --> 00:41:24,103
It's just--why?
966
00:41:24,170 --> 00:41:25,503
Oh, my gosh.
967
00:41:30,043 --> 00:41:32,177
Mmm. Mmm.
968
00:41:32,732 --> 00:41:43,169
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