1 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:08,168 Hi. I'm Felicia. 2 00:00:08,236 --> 00:00:10,838 Oh. Hi, Felicia. I'm Henry. 3 00:00:10,905 --> 00:00:12,873 Wanna run together? 4 00:00:12,941 --> 00:00:15,108 Only if you can keep up. 5 00:00:15,176 --> 00:00:18,512 Runners, on your marks, 6 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:20,214 get set, 7 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:21,816 go! [Gunshot] 8 00:00:21,883 --> 00:00:23,351 What? 9 00:00:23,418 --> 00:00:27,788 [Cheers and applause] 10 00:00:29,991 --> 00:00:31,625 [Tires screeching] 11 00:00:36,965 --> 00:00:38,799 Hi. Hey! 12 00:00:48,643 --> 00:00:49,744 What the-- 13 00:00:49,811 --> 00:00:53,947 [Tires screeching] 14 00:00:54,015 --> 00:00:55,416 Aah! 15 00:00:55,484 --> 00:00:58,386 No, no, no, no, no! 16 00:00:58,453 --> 00:01:00,053 - Oh! - Gosh! 17 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:02,556 [Crowd chattering] 18 00:01:05,494 --> 00:01:06,894 - Aah! - What? 19 00:01:06,961 --> 00:01:08,161 - Don't hit any humans! - I got it, Shawn. 20 00:01:08,229 --> 00:01:09,493 I know what to do. 21 00:01:10,665 --> 00:01:12,466 [Horn honking] 22 00:01:12,534 --> 00:01:13,768 Get out of my way! 23 00:01:13,835 --> 00:01:15,302 I'm a psychic, damn it! 24 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:17,004 You do a lot of these things? 25 00:01:17,071 --> 00:01:19,607 - Behind you! - Oh, no. Look out! 26 00:01:19,674 --> 00:01:22,983 What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway? 27 00:01:23,103 --> 00:01:24,211 [Horn honks] 28 00:01:24,279 --> 00:01:25,979 - Oh, that's my dad. - What? 29 00:01:26,047 --> 00:01:27,080 Hey, dad! 30 00:01:27,148 --> 00:01:29,049 Shawn! 31 00:01:29,117 --> 00:01:32,185 [Tires screeching, siren wails] 32 00:01:32,253 --> 00:01:34,629 We are gonna catch this son of a bitch or die trying. 33 00:01:39,494 --> 00:01:40,594 [Gasps] 34 00:01:40,662 --> 00:01:42,463 Oh! Jeez! 35 00:01:42,531 --> 00:01:44,298 Oh, crap! 36 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:47,234 [All screaming] 37 00:01:50,839 --> 00:01:53,441 [Coughs] 38 00:01:53,508 --> 00:01:56,310 Heck of a way to start a holiday weekend. 39 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,979 Crime fighting isn't always tidy, chief. 40 00:01:59,047 --> 00:02:00,366 That is the bargain the citizens make 41 00:02:00,486 --> 00:02:01,766 in exchange for their protection, 42 00:02:01,783 --> 00:02:02,783 and they're fine with it. 43 00:02:02,797 --> 00:02:04,518 Well, not according to the complaints. 44 00:02:04,586 --> 00:02:06,219 They're calling for our heads. 45 00:02:06,287 --> 00:02:07,955 - Who is? - But I'm talking to you. 46 00:02:08,022 --> 00:02:09,389 Will you look-- Look at me! 47 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,425 No, I will not wait here in the lobby. 48 00:02:11,493 --> 00:02:12,855 What the hell kind of Mickey Mouse operation 49 00:02:13,044 --> 00:02:15,177 are you running around here? Karen! 50 00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:16,812 Oh, it's-- 51 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:20,015 So our new mayor has put every city agency on a hot seat. 52 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:21,633 And after today's debacle, 53 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,922 our butts just got a whole lot warmer. 54 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:24,833 Hm. 55 00:02:24,953 --> 00:02:26,774 So the mayor's decided to send over 56 00:02:26,894 --> 00:02:29,386 a consultant to hold us accountable. 57 00:02:29,506 --> 00:02:31,083 You cannot be serious. 58 00:02:31,131 --> 00:02:32,254 Who is this consultant? 59 00:02:32,381 --> 00:02:33,965 Mr. Harris Trout. 60 00:02:34,049 --> 00:02:35,266 What kind of name is that? 61 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:36,750 Look, just be warned. 62 00:02:36,802 --> 00:02:39,103 This is one manipulative S.O.B. 63 00:02:39,187 --> 00:02:41,922 He's the kind that'll use silence as a tactic. 64 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:44,058 Ugh. Silences make me uncomfortable. 65 00:02:44,109 --> 00:02:45,309 It's all right, Gus. 66 00:02:45,394 --> 00:02:48,195 I'm sure you'll be just-- 67 00:02:48,263 --> 00:02:50,364 Don't do that, Shawn. 68 00:02:50,432 --> 00:02:53,067 Who the hell is this Trout to tell me how to do my job? 69 00:02:53,118 --> 00:02:55,903 I'll tell you exactly who I am. 70 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:04,328 I was a police chief in both Baltimore and Philadelphia. 71 00:03:04,413 --> 00:03:05,997 Before that, I served as an officer 72 00:03:06,081 --> 00:03:07,832 in the city of Newark, eventually rising 73 00:03:07,916 --> 00:03:11,635 to the rank of executive superintendent. 74 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,305 I'm also a consultant on a show called "Badge and Honor." 75 00:03:14,389 --> 00:03:16,424 And I won an Emmy for my episode 76 00:03:16,475 --> 00:03:18,092 called "My Hymie's Homie." 77 00:03:18,143 --> 00:03:20,311 Now one of those things is actually untrue, 78 00:03:20,395 --> 00:03:23,597 but I highly doubt you'll figure out which. 79 00:03:23,648 --> 00:03:26,350 Mr. Trout, it's an honor. 80 00:03:28,937 --> 00:03:31,355 Put it there. 81 00:03:39,031 --> 00:03:41,949 So is Trout a family name or-- 82 00:03:45,203 --> 00:03:48,539 Um, I had waffles for breakfast this morning. 83 00:03:52,961 --> 00:03:56,097 Wanna hear my shoulder click? 84 00:03:56,164 --> 00:03:57,965 [Shoulder clicking] 85 00:03:58,016 --> 00:04:01,335 Let's begin, ladies. Let's begin. 86 00:04:03,805 --> 00:04:05,523 Mm. 87 00:04:07,476 --> 00:04:09,676 Okay. Here's the bad news. 88 00:04:09,728 --> 00:04:10,945 You're fired. 89 00:04:11,012 --> 00:04:12,396 All: What? 90 00:04:12,481 --> 00:04:13,898 Here's the good news. 91 00:04:13,982 --> 00:04:15,449 You have the chance now to tell me 92 00:04:15,517 --> 00:04:16,734 why you shouldn't be. 93 00:04:16,818 --> 00:04:18,352 I intend to save the taxpayers 94 00:04:18,403 --> 00:04:19,737 millions of dollars by trimming the workforce 95 00:04:19,821 --> 00:04:23,190 into a new model of precision and efficiency. 96 00:04:23,241 --> 00:04:24,375 Why don't you just hire a bunch of robots? 97 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:26,193 Trust me, I would've, 98 00:04:26,244 --> 00:04:28,028 had the prototype I helped design not malfunctioned. 99 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,214 The Harris-X50 strangled one jaywalker, 100 00:04:30,298 --> 00:04:31,698 and now it's doing tour busses. 101 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,250 I don't know, Mr. Trout. Seems to me 102 00:04:33,335 --> 00:04:34,868 that the department's in pretty good shape. 103 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,587 I mean, over the last seven years we've solved 104 00:04:36,671 --> 00:04:38,756 something in the neighborhood of what, 105 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,058 a hundred homicides? [Chuckles] 106 00:04:41,143 --> 00:04:42,726 Wow. 107 00:04:42,811 --> 00:04:44,428 Well, the fact that Santa Barbara is murder central 108 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:46,230 suggests a major lack of deterrent. 109 00:04:46,314 --> 00:04:47,765 All right? Now we're listening. 110 00:04:47,849 --> 00:04:50,234 Okay, good. In truth, you're kind of a joke. 111 00:04:50,318 --> 00:04:53,070 People love to laugh and be held down and tickled. 112 00:04:53,155 --> 00:04:54,888 So you must be the psychic detective. 113 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,240 Shawn Spencer. 114 00:04:56,324 --> 00:04:57,775 This is my partner Burton Trout. 115 00:04:57,859 --> 00:04:59,226 No relation. 116 00:04:59,277 --> 00:05:01,128 I don't believe in psychics. 117 00:05:01,196 --> 00:05:02,997 Well, I can assure you we're very real, 118 00:05:03,064 --> 00:05:05,032 not unlike the yeti and all of his plaY friends. 119 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,400 Mm, prove yourself to me. 120 00:05:06,451 --> 00:05:07,835 Come on, read me. 121 00:05:07,902 --> 00:05:09,453 - Oh, it doesn't-- - [Chuckles] 122 00:05:09,538 --> 00:05:11,572 It doesn't quite work like that, Mr. Trout. 123 00:05:18,513 --> 00:05:21,382 But I guess in your case I can make an exception. 124 00:05:23,268 --> 00:05:25,102 [Clears throat] 125 00:05:25,187 --> 00:05:27,304 I am sensing that you are approximately 41-- 126 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:29,607 nay, 42 years old. 127 00:05:29,691 --> 00:05:31,758 You are a germaphobe, an obsessive hand washer 128 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:33,277 and hand wrangler. 129 00:05:33,361 --> 00:05:34,895 You're a big fan of the Dyson Airblade 130 00:05:34,946 --> 00:05:36,864 because of the way it makes you feel in other places. 131 00:05:36,931 --> 00:05:38,265 You hail from Buffalo. 132 00:05:38,316 --> 00:05:40,100 Your favorite sport is basketball. 133 00:05:40,152 --> 00:05:42,236 And you had a golden retriever named Buddy, 134 00:05:42,287 --> 00:05:43,654 that was a very lonely boy's 135 00:05:43,738 --> 00:05:45,539 only friend in the whole wide world. 136 00:05:45,607 --> 00:05:48,375 How does that smell? Like bacon? 137 00:05:48,443 --> 00:05:50,944 Do you believe in psychics now, Mr. Troutman? 138 00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:56,083 No. In fact, even less than I did two minutes ago. 139 00:05:56,134 --> 00:05:57,801 Buffalo and the hand washing thing 140 00:05:57,886 --> 00:05:59,453 could have been derived through observation. 141 00:05:59,504 --> 00:06:00,671 But I got no idea where you got the basketball 142 00:06:00,755 --> 00:06:02,289 or the golden retriever thing. 143 00:06:02,357 --> 00:06:03,790 He watched Air Bud last night. 144 00:06:03,842 --> 00:06:05,426 Speaking of which, director's commentary 145 00:06:05,477 --> 00:06:07,261 on that DVD is absurd. 146 00:06:07,312 --> 00:06:09,730 All he keeps talking about is motif this and subtext that. 147 00:06:09,797 --> 00:06:14,185 And the dog is... [Barking] 148 00:06:14,269 --> 00:06:15,736 no matter what the question is. 149 00:06:15,803 --> 00:06:17,804 - Dude. - Okay. 150 00:06:17,856 --> 00:06:19,073 Walk me through today's fiasco 151 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:22,809 and leave nothing out. 152 00:06:22,861 --> 00:06:25,112 [Timer clicking] Okay. 153 00:06:25,163 --> 00:06:27,981 Guess it started off like any other 154 00:06:28,033 --> 00:06:29,333 run-of-the-mill case. 155 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:31,151 Gus and I were in the Psych office 156 00:06:31,203 --> 00:06:32,703 reviewing old files. 157 00:06:32,787 --> 00:06:35,989 [Both grunting] 158 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:37,761 - I'm clearly winning. - Don't count me out. 159 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:39,153 - Don't count me out. - I'm fading. 160 00:06:39,177 --> 00:06:40,928 Guy walks in-- 161 00:06:40,995 --> 00:06:42,346 I'm fading like a flower. 162 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:44,098 Very sweaty, breathing heavy, 163 00:06:44,165 --> 00:06:45,499 quite disgusting. 164 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,302 I need you to help me find a murderer. 165 00:06:48,353 --> 00:06:49,803 Whose murderer? 166 00:06:49,854 --> 00:06:52,806 Mine. 167 00:06:52,857 --> 00:06:55,676 Wow. 168 00:06:55,727 --> 00:06:57,344 I thought you said it was a run-of-the-mill case. 169 00:06:57,395 --> 00:07:01,749 Welcome to Santa Barbara, Mr. Trout. 170 00:07:01,816 --> 00:07:04,818 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 171 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:08,989 ♪ I know you know that I'm not telling the truth ♪ 172 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,326 ♪ I know you know they just don't have any proof ♪ 173 00:07:12,377 --> 00:07:13,410 ♪ embrace the deception ♪ 174 00:07:13,495 --> 00:07:15,379 ♪ learn how to bend ♪ 175 00:07:15,463 --> 00:07:17,498 ♪ your worst inhibitions ♪ 176 00:07:17,549 --> 00:07:19,917 ♪ tend to psych you out in the end ♪ 177 00:07:20,001 --> 00:07:24,097 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 178 00:07:24,217 --> 00:07:26,048 So a disgusting sweaty man asks you 179 00:07:26,168 --> 00:07:27,218 to find his murderer? 180 00:07:27,303 --> 00:07:28,520 That's correct. 181 00:07:28,604 --> 00:07:30,355 Oh, no, please continue, psychic. 182 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:34,008 Okay, uh, he said that his name was Leo Quinn 183 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,026 and that he had been poisoned. 184 00:07:35,111 --> 00:07:36,394 My name is Leo Quinn 185 00:07:36,479 --> 00:07:37,896 and I've been poisoned. 186 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:39,447 - Ooh. - Poisoned? 187 00:07:39,515 --> 00:07:41,149 [Laughs] 188 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,850 Gus here thinks he gets poisoned ten times a year. 189 00:07:42,902 --> 00:07:44,152 It's never once been true. 190 00:07:44,203 --> 00:07:45,570 Not yet. 191 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:47,372 What are you doing? 192 00:07:47,456 --> 00:07:48,740 Man, for all you know, this guy 193 00:07:48,824 --> 00:07:50,792 looks like this every day. 194 00:07:50,859 --> 00:07:52,627 Hey, I-I know I'm no Adonis, 195 00:07:52,695 --> 00:07:55,130 but ten hours ago, I'm a normal, healthy man. 196 00:07:55,197 --> 00:07:58,333 Now look at me. 197 00:07:58,384 --> 00:07:59,884 It's not great. 198 00:07:59,969 --> 00:08:01,419 When I started to feel sick, 199 00:08:01,504 --> 00:08:03,171 I went to the E.R. and got a blood test. 200 00:08:03,222 --> 00:08:06,057 The doctor just called. It's poison. 201 00:08:06,142 --> 00:08:07,475 Mmm. 202 00:08:07,543 --> 00:08:08,810 The doctor said that? 203 00:08:08,877 --> 00:08:11,896 [Coughs] 204 00:08:11,981 --> 00:08:14,716 Naturally, Gus and I wanted to confirm this, 205 00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:16,384 so we took him back to the E.R. 206 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:19,053 He's been exposed to sodium monofloroacetate, 207 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:20,822 or compound 1080. 208 00:08:20,889 --> 00:08:22,223 It's a highly toxic poison 209 00:08:22,274 --> 00:08:24,225 used for large scale pest control. 210 00:08:24,276 --> 00:08:25,777 Do you believe me now? 211 00:08:25,861 --> 00:08:27,162 What did I tell you? 212 00:08:27,229 --> 00:08:29,080 Doctor, I think I need to be admitted. 213 00:08:29,165 --> 00:08:30,281 It's not contagious. 214 00:08:30,366 --> 00:08:31,783 Will you excuse me, please? 215 00:08:31,867 --> 00:08:33,752 Look, doc, how do you think he got it? 216 00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:37,405 Well, maybe he ingested it or had skin contact. 217 00:08:37,456 --> 00:08:39,174 But it's definitely not something he'd be exposed to 218 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:40,441 in the normal course of things. 219 00:08:40,459 --> 00:08:41,843 - Ah. - Ah. 220 00:08:41,910 --> 00:08:43,762 Unless someone gave it to him intentionally. 221 00:08:43,846 --> 00:08:44,963 - Oh, God. - So what's the next step? 222 00:08:45,047 --> 00:08:46,214 Do you guys have the antidote here? 223 00:08:46,265 --> 00:08:47,915 Do I get medevac somewhere? 224 00:08:47,967 --> 00:08:50,351 [Softly stammering] 225 00:08:50,419 --> 00:08:52,303 What--what are my chances? 226 00:08:52,388 --> 00:08:53,638 What are our chances, doctor? 227 00:08:53,723 --> 00:08:57,025 It's not contagious. 228 00:08:57,092 --> 00:08:58,760 We'll do everything we can to help you, 229 00:08:58,811 --> 00:09:00,612 but I've never seen anyone survive 230 00:09:00,696 --> 00:09:02,397 this level of toxicity. 231 00:09:02,448 --> 00:09:05,366 And most people succumb within 48 hours. 232 00:09:05,434 --> 00:09:08,903 You're joking, right? 233 00:09:08,954 --> 00:09:12,323 So I really am a dead man? 234 00:09:12,408 --> 00:09:13,458 [Whimpers] 235 00:09:13,542 --> 00:09:14,709 You should do whatever you can 236 00:09:14,777 --> 00:09:16,327 to get your affairs in order. 237 00:09:16,412 --> 00:09:18,329 I'm sorry. 238 00:09:18,414 --> 00:09:21,499 Mm. Well, that's dramatic. 239 00:09:23,552 --> 00:09:24,969 Anybody eating these donuts? 240 00:09:25,054 --> 00:09:27,255 - Oh, yes. - I'll split one with someone. 241 00:09:27,306 --> 00:09:29,090 - Every last one. - Okay. 242 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:32,727 [Both gasp] 243 00:09:32,795 --> 00:09:35,180 Okay, next. 244 00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:36,481 I guess it's fair for me to assume 245 00:09:36,565 --> 00:09:38,099 that you did not follow procedure 246 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:40,230 and immediately contact the department though, right? 247 00:09:40,236 --> 00:09:42,303 That is where you would be wrong, Mr. Trout. 248 00:09:42,354 --> 00:09:44,489 The first call I made was to the department. 249 00:09:44,573 --> 00:09:46,825 Sorry, sweetie, I have to whisper because 250 00:09:46,909 --> 00:09:50,028 I'm standing near a guy who's gonna be dead very soon. 251 00:09:50,112 --> 00:09:52,363 O-okay, I will. 252 00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:54,148 Smoochy, smooch-- 253 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,483 No, you smoochy, smoochy. 254 00:09:55,534 --> 00:09:57,535 No, smoochy to you. 255 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,324 No, I meant a call to report the alleged murder. 256 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:05,493 Oh. No. No, we didn't do that. 257 00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:07,712 Though in our defense, I must say 258 00:10:07,797 --> 00:10:09,497 when one is facing their own mortality, 259 00:10:09,548 --> 00:10:12,016 you do tend to want to connect with loved ones. 260 00:10:14,637 --> 00:10:17,839 Personally, I'm in between relationships right now. 261 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:20,475 Dating can be tough. You know, I don't wanna settle. 262 00:10:20,526 --> 00:10:22,527 You know, sometimes being alone is a good thing. 263 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:25,446 And other times, y-you know, the touch of a woman is-- 264 00:10:25,514 --> 00:10:27,565 Gus. 265 00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:29,901 So you two are an item? 266 00:10:29,985 --> 00:10:31,986 For the record, I always thought it was unprofessional. 267 00:10:32,037 --> 00:10:33,154 Oh, you're one to talk. 268 00:10:33,205 --> 00:10:34,372 You married a felon 269 00:10:34,456 --> 00:10:35,707 you helped put in jail. 270 00:10:35,791 --> 00:10:37,242 She's a rehabilitated felon! 271 00:10:37,326 --> 00:10:39,210 Because the system works. 272 00:10:39,295 --> 00:10:41,246 Wait, could we just please stick to the point? 273 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:44,299 At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab. 274 00:10:44,366 --> 00:10:46,334 - McNab's a stripper? - Oh, you were so hammered 275 00:10:46,385 --> 00:10:47,719 at the bachelorette party, you wouldn't remember. 276 00:10:47,803 --> 00:10:49,137 Okay, enough. 277 00:10:49,204 --> 00:10:51,389 Uh, Mr. Spencer, please. 278 00:10:51,473 --> 00:10:52,841 Buh-buh-buh-buh, one sec here. 279 00:10:52,892 --> 00:10:54,208 You guys are practically 280 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:55,927 writing my next episode of "Badge." 281 00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:57,428 Good stuff here. 282 00:10:57,513 --> 00:10:59,430 Well, this is a crack unit you got here. 283 00:10:59,515 --> 00:11:00,715 You must be very proud of them, 284 00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:03,718 very proud of them. 285 00:11:03,769 --> 00:11:05,553 No, please continue here, please. 286 00:11:05,604 --> 00:11:07,555 All right. Well, as you can imagine, 287 00:11:07,606 --> 00:11:08,990 Leo was very upset. 288 00:11:09,057 --> 00:11:10,191 I can't believe I'm dead. 289 00:11:10,242 --> 00:11:11,609 There's so much I haven't done. 290 00:11:11,694 --> 00:11:12,944 I was gonna learn Mandarin. 291 00:11:13,028 --> 00:11:14,228 I was gonna start yoga. 292 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,747 I was gonna upgrade to Mac, 293 00:11:15,831 --> 00:11:17,415 because all the computers in my office-- 294 00:11:17,499 --> 00:11:20,067 Leo, I think you're spiraling a little bit. 295 00:11:20,119 --> 00:11:22,503 - Yeah, I'm entitled. - Leo, think. 296 00:11:22,571 --> 00:11:24,572 Did anyone have it out for you, want you dead? 297 00:11:24,623 --> 00:11:26,007 I'm a small-time lawyer. 298 00:11:26,074 --> 00:11:27,508 I mostly work pro bono. 299 00:11:27,576 --> 00:11:28,960 I'm one of the good guys. 300 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:30,745 People like me. 301 00:11:30,796 --> 00:11:32,130 No, this is not happening. 302 00:11:32,214 --> 00:11:33,548 - 'Cause I'm fine. - Come. 303 00:11:33,599 --> 00:11:35,917 I feel fine. 304 00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:37,635 He's experiencing denial. 305 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,254 It's one of the five stages of grief. 306 00:11:40,306 --> 00:11:42,023 Five? Wow, you think he has time for all those? 307 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:44,091 I mean, maybe he should just pick two. 308 00:11:44,143 --> 00:11:45,810 - You can't choose. - Rita! 309 00:11:45,895 --> 00:11:47,395 What am I gonna tell my wife? 310 00:11:47,446 --> 00:11:48,897 She's on a flight 311 00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:50,264 from visiting her mom in Mexico City. 312 00:11:50,316 --> 00:11:51,449 I have to pick her up at the airport. 313 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,267 - Oh, no, no, no. - Leo, come on. 314 00:11:53,319 --> 00:11:54,986 - You're in no shape for that. - The hell I'm not! 315 00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:56,621 I have to tell her in person. 316 00:11:56,705 --> 00:11:58,489 What are you doing? Don't touch me! 317 00:11:58,574 --> 00:11:59,958 - [Groans] - What's wrong with you? 318 00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:02,210 - You saw him reach out. - He's poisoned, Shawn. 319 00:12:02,277 --> 00:12:03,878 He is not contagious! 320 00:12:03,946 --> 00:12:05,129 Let's get him up. 321 00:12:05,214 --> 00:12:06,497 He's not contagious. 322 00:12:06,582 --> 00:12:08,049 I'm not trying to die. 323 00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:09,717 We told him that we would pick up Rita. 324 00:12:09,752 --> 00:12:11,753 And when we asked him what she looked like, 325 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,121 he said, "You just go look for an angel." 326 00:12:14,173 --> 00:12:16,224 Safe to say that angel is a relative term. 327 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,793 Just look for a female version of Leo 328 00:12:18,844 --> 00:12:20,678 and we'll be in the ballpark. 329 00:12:20,763 --> 00:12:22,764 Uh, Rita Quinn? 330 00:12:22,815 --> 00:12:24,349 You sure? 331 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,767 There's no shame in it. 332 00:12:25,818 --> 00:12:28,403 Rita Quinn? 333 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,571 I woulda lost money on that. 334 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:32,240 - Ah, Gus, she's perfect. - Who? 335 00:12:32,307 --> 00:12:33,858 Right there. 336 00:12:33,943 --> 00:12:35,576 - That's a dude, Shawn. - No. 337 00:12:35,644 --> 00:12:37,645 That's Dreyfuss from Jaws. 338 00:12:37,696 --> 00:12:39,313 I'm Rita Quinn. 339 00:12:39,365 --> 00:12:41,165 Uh, not the Rita Quinn we're looking for. 340 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,167 We're looking for a Leo Quinn's wife. 341 00:12:43,252 --> 00:12:45,203 I'm Leo Quinn's wife. 342 00:12:45,287 --> 00:12:48,006 - Excuse me. - Just a moment. 343 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:50,258 No way, not even on a good hair day 344 00:12:50,325 --> 00:12:52,093 and he's not sick, does Leo pull that. 345 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,628 Love is blind, Shawn. 346 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:55,329 But she isn't. 347 00:12:55,381 --> 00:12:57,131 No, she's not. 348 00:12:57,182 --> 00:12:58,902 Why the hell are you telling me this part? 349 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:00,501 I am simply attempting to highlight 350 00:13:00,552 --> 00:13:02,503 our process for you, sir. 351 00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:06,307 Rita asked us who we were and where her husband was. 352 00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:07,892 I'm Shawn Spencer. 353 00:13:07,977 --> 00:13:09,777 This is my partner "Bad News" Marvin Barnes. 354 00:13:09,845 --> 00:13:11,512 I have bad news. 355 00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:13,014 Leo's been poisoned. 356 00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:14,515 He's in the hospital. 357 00:13:14,566 --> 00:13:18,069 He probably won't make it. 358 00:13:18,153 --> 00:13:20,855 Feel free to emote now. 359 00:13:20,906 --> 00:13:22,573 I'm--I'm shocked. 360 00:13:22,658 --> 00:13:25,793 I don't know what to say. 361 00:13:25,861 --> 00:13:27,695 Maybe you wanna go see him? 362 00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,747 Yeah, you know, comfort him. 363 00:13:29,832 --> 00:13:31,532 Of course. Yes, we'll go see him. 364 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,418 Let's go see him. 365 00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:35,586 So we took Rita to see Leo. 366 00:13:35,671 --> 00:13:37,422 Oh. 367 00:13:39,975 --> 00:13:44,812 Dude, there were no airline tags on her bag. 368 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,432 [Crying] 369 00:13:48,851 --> 00:13:50,551 Oh, God. 370 00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:51,736 - And, dude-- - Yeah. 371 00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,938 Yeah. 372 00:13:54,023 --> 00:13:56,157 Obviously I was skeptical 373 00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:57,725 of the stupidly hot latina 374 00:13:57,776 --> 00:13:59,694 married to the travelocity gnome. 375 00:13:59,745 --> 00:14:03,865 I was also sensing papers, non-U.S. issue. 376 00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:07,118 Certificado del birth. 377 00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:09,587 And a name, Vasquez. 378 00:14:09,671 --> 00:14:11,873 [Spanish accent] Rita, someday you will 379 00:14:11,924 --> 00:14:15,793 go to the Americas and marry a white man. 380 00:14:15,878 --> 00:14:17,595 See, Rita Vasquez-- 381 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:19,000 Married Leo Quinn for citizenship, 382 00:14:19,048 --> 00:14:20,465 and now she was gonna off him 383 00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:22,433 to upgrade at the husband position, right? 384 00:14:22,518 --> 00:14:24,919 - "Jes" and "jes". - All right. 385 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:26,690 And I was pretty damn sure she hadn't been 386 00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:28,756 - to Mexico City either. - Why's that? 387 00:14:28,807 --> 00:14:30,608 Because my senses never lie, Mr. Trout, 388 00:14:30,692 --> 00:14:32,426 and neither do my hips. 389 00:14:32,478 --> 00:14:34,095 [Female Spanish accent] Hello. 390 00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:36,064 - Hello? - Hi. 391 00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:38,616 Is this the Vasquez residence? 392 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,817 Yes. 393 00:14:39,902 --> 00:14:42,203 May I please be having speaks 394 00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:43,938 with Marga-Rita? 395 00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:45,606 This is her father. 396 00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:47,208 Rita hasn't been here in almost two years. 397 00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:49,243 Who is this? 398 00:14:51,279 --> 00:14:53,464 You see, Rita was suspect numero one. 399 00:14:53,549 --> 00:14:55,216 And when we found out she had gone home 400 00:14:55,283 --> 00:14:57,969 to collect Leo's things, we paid her a surprise visit. 401 00:14:58,053 --> 00:14:59,971 After you contacted the police, right? 402 00:15:00,055 --> 00:15:01,956 - Most definitely. - You never contacted us. 403 00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:03,341 - I left a message. - With who? 404 00:15:03,425 --> 00:15:07,562 With Jeff Mormen...son 405 00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:09,597 Officer Mormenson. 406 00:15:09,648 --> 00:15:11,566 He's brand-new, you don't know him. 407 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:12,800 I never got that message. What's his name? 408 00:15:12,851 --> 00:15:14,402 Mormenson? Did you get the message? 409 00:15:14,469 --> 00:15:16,804 Jesus, Lassiter, you're killing me here, man. 410 00:15:16,855 --> 00:15:19,774 Oh, that message, of course. 411 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,834 Rita? [Knocks on door] 412 00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:35,823 Rita? 413 00:15:38,677 --> 00:15:41,328 - Gus? - Yeah? 414 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:44,832 Things officially just got hairy. 415 00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:50,671 - Just got hairy? - Santa Barbara style. 416 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,613 Why? Because I don't believe you. 417 00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:54,795 Because you can't be trusted. 418 00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:57,052 No, because you're a liar. 419 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,453 You're a liar. 420 00:15:58,505 --> 00:16:00,005 Okay. I should probably 421 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,456 start doing the talking now. 422 00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:02,641 Spencer's already out on his ass, 423 00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:04,309 and I still got a pension to fight for. 424 00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:05,677 What about me? I have to distance myself from this. 425 00:16:05,762 --> 00:16:07,062 I'm the girlfriend. No offense. 426 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,347 Hm? I wasn't listening. 427 00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:09,815 What am I doing here? 428 00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,500 No you-- no, you raised your voice. 429 00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:13,268 Look, no one is losing their job over this. 430 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:14,820 His bark is much worse than his bite. 431 00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:16,071 No. No, no, no. 432 00:16:16,139 --> 00:16:17,740 You are on your own now, okay? 433 00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:19,742 Don't ever call me again. 434 00:16:19,809 --> 00:16:21,476 Mothers. 435 00:16:21,528 --> 00:16:23,829 Anyway. So where were we? 436 00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:26,365 So you find the poison guy's sexy wife shot dead. 437 00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:27,833 Now was this finally enough to compel you 438 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:29,334 to call the police? 439 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:31,920 You know, perhaps I should take over now, 440 00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:34,006 seeing how I was the senior officer on duty. 441 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:36,491 At this juncture, the consultant 442 00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:38,827 notified the police department of a possible 187. 443 00:16:38,878 --> 00:16:40,796 I traveled to the scene to examine the 419. 444 00:16:40,847 --> 00:16:42,464 I procured entrance to the residence 445 00:16:42,515 --> 00:16:44,099 where I took over control of the crime scene 446 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:46,668 from the backup, which was already on site. 447 00:16:46,719 --> 00:16:48,887 Looks like we've got 448 00:16:48,972 --> 00:16:51,840 50 shades of grey... matter. 449 00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:54,777 [Laughter] 450 00:16:54,844 --> 00:16:56,484 That's not even remotely how it went down. 451 00:16:56,512 --> 00:16:57,512 Nope. 452 00:16:57,564 --> 00:16:59,064 I am telling the story now. 453 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,566 All right. Stand down, Caruso. 454 00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:03,018 - Keep going. - Okay. 455 00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:05,854 We opened Rita's suitcase. 456 00:17:09,192 --> 00:17:10,793 [Whistles] 457 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,360 That is one sexy book club. 458 00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:14,913 It's just books and panties. 459 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,551 It's a burner, totally untraceable. 460 00:17:19,636 --> 00:17:21,036 The only people who use these things 461 00:17:21,037 --> 00:17:22,471 are low-life criminals like drug dealers, 462 00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:24,178 terrorists, and people with subpar credit. 463 00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:27,810 Let me see what sordidness is on the voice mail. 464 00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,645 Look what I found in her closet. 465 00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:31,730 There's more, all in the original packaging, 466 00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:34,566 and these clothes with store tags still on them. 467 00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:35,884 Rita had some sticky fingers. 468 00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:37,886 And exquisite taste. 469 00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:39,354 Listen to this. 470 00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:41,156 Hey, babe. It's Chuck. 471 00:17:41,224 --> 00:17:43,575 Missing you already. 472 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,727 - Who's Chuck? - Not Leo-- 473 00:17:45,778 --> 00:17:47,246 that's who Chuck is. 474 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:49,581 Meanwhile, we had to deliver the news 475 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:51,399 of Rita's untimely death to poor Leo. 476 00:17:51,451 --> 00:17:53,836 She was the most wonderful woman on earth. 477 00:17:53,903 --> 00:17:57,456 I'll be with you soon, senorita. 478 00:17:57,540 --> 00:18:00,408 Uh, now may be a good time to ask about payment. 479 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,177 - You are the devil. - First of all, Shawn, 480 00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:03,846 the devil is white. 481 00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:06,598 Look, Leo, we spent some time with Rita, okay? 482 00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:08,884 Sure, she filled out that dress nicely. 483 00:18:08,935 --> 00:18:10,469 What? 484 00:18:10,553 --> 00:18:11,720 But what aren't you telling us, man? 485 00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:14,273 Look, Rita had her problems-- 486 00:18:14,357 --> 00:18:16,391 iffy friends, shoplifting-- 487 00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:17,893 but I rehabilitated her. 488 00:18:17,944 --> 00:18:19,427 She loved me. 489 00:18:19,479 --> 00:18:21,029 Mm. 490 00:18:21,097 --> 00:18:22,731 Maybe not as much as he thought. 491 00:18:22,782 --> 00:18:25,117 Why do you keep whispering? 492 00:18:25,201 --> 00:18:26,652 - It's very rude. - Is it? 493 00:18:26,736 --> 00:18:28,436 Well, the clock is ticking, Leo. 494 00:18:28,488 --> 00:18:30,706 You want us to find your killer before you die? 495 00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:32,124 Then give us something, man. 496 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,575 Give us something we can use. 497 00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:37,612 That's it. My life is-- was normal. 498 00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:39,248 The only thing out of the ordinary 499 00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:41,800 is a couple days ago local police called 500 00:18:41,885 --> 00:18:43,565 to say that my office had been broken into, 501 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,637 but nothing was taken. 502 00:18:45,722 --> 00:18:48,090 You didn't think that was something worth sharing? 503 00:18:48,141 --> 00:18:49,641 I didn't think it was a big deal. 504 00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:51,626 Besides, they said it was probably just some kids. 505 00:18:51,678 --> 00:18:52,844 Well, guess what. 506 00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:53,896 We're gonna check that out. 507 00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:55,480 So give us an address. 508 00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:57,516 No, no, I'll-- I'll take you myself. 509 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,734 - What? - Come on, Leo. That's sloppy. 510 00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,185 Just stay in bed. 511 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,404 I'm not gonna get any sicker! 512 00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:03,906 Please don't make me spend my last 513 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:06,275 precious moments in an E.R. 514 00:19:06,326 --> 00:19:08,610 [Both sigh] 515 00:19:08,661 --> 00:19:10,329 All right. 516 00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:11,863 - [Slaps] - [Groans] 517 00:19:11,948 --> 00:19:13,282 He actually had a decent point, 518 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,917 so we convinced the doctor to give him 519 00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:16,952 some pretty intense pain medication. 520 00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:18,320 Shame on you, man. 521 00:19:18,371 --> 00:19:20,155 Shame on me? 522 00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:21,590 And we all went to his office. 523 00:19:21,657 --> 00:19:23,792 Hey, I got tons of stuff here. 524 00:19:23,843 --> 00:19:26,378 Nobody stole anything. 525 00:19:26,462 --> 00:19:28,496 I made that. I'm a "Duran-y." 526 00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:30,632 Rio is my favorite song of all time. 527 00:19:30,683 --> 00:19:33,685 - It's pure poetry. - It's really not. 528 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,520 Now if had said, uh, Hungry Like the Wolf, 529 00:19:35,605 --> 00:19:37,723 View To A Kill, well, even The Reflex, 530 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:39,524 you would have had an argument, but-- 531 00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,476 - Shawn, let the man have this. - No. 532 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:43,362 No. 533 00:19:46,783 --> 00:19:49,517 Whoa, I am sensing that someone 534 00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:53,405 tried to access this filing cabinet. 535 00:19:53,489 --> 00:19:55,123 Why? It's just people's records. 536 00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:58,460 There's n-- 537 00:19:58,527 --> 00:20:01,330 What? 538 00:20:01,381 --> 00:20:04,199 Talk to me, Goose. 539 00:20:08,304 --> 00:20:10,806 Oh, my God. Mrs. Lauderbach. 540 00:20:10,873 --> 00:20:12,040 Mrs. Lauder--what? 541 00:20:12,091 --> 00:20:13,725 My one wealthy client, 542 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,727 I had a duplicate of her safe deposit key taped here. 543 00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:17,145 It's gone. 544 00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:20,349 What's in the safety deposit box? 545 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:25,237 10 million in flawless, gem quality diamonds. 546 00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:26,388 So Quinn had the power of attorney 547 00:20:26,439 --> 00:20:27,856 over Lauderbach's account? 548 00:20:27,907 --> 00:20:29,491 But the key was useless on its own. 549 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,410 You had to get a bank employee to use their key 550 00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:34,246 in conjunction with Lauderbach's to open the box. 551 00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:48,760 [Gasps] 552 00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:50,679 Oh. 553 00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:56,385 I can't even begin to apologize, Mrs. Lauderbach. 554 00:20:56,436 --> 00:20:57,719 Oh, it's not your fault. 555 00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:00,772 You're a good boy, Leo. 556 00:21:00,857 --> 00:21:02,941 So what, you just let anyone with a key 557 00:21:03,026 --> 00:21:04,276 waltz in here and steal an old woman's 558 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,694 hard earned diamonds? 559 00:21:05,761 --> 00:21:07,279 That's impossible. 560 00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:10,265 We keep a log of anyone who accesses these boxes. 561 00:21:10,316 --> 00:21:12,868 See? No one on Mrs. Lauderbach's behalf 562 00:21:12,935 --> 00:21:14,736 or anyone associated with her estate 563 00:21:14,787 --> 00:21:16,771 has come to access her box recently, 564 00:21:16,823 --> 00:21:18,707 or it would've been recorded. 565 00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:19,825 Do you think we could get a look 566 00:21:19,909 --> 00:21:22,777 at your security tapes? 567 00:21:28,851 --> 00:21:30,052 Right there, pause. 568 00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:31,636 Can you blow it up? 569 00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:34,022 Who the hell's that? 570 00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:38,426 I'm sensing that it is a V. Manus. 571 00:21:38,478 --> 00:21:40,062 That's right. 572 00:21:40,113 --> 00:21:41,793 Victor Manus is the owner of box number 27. 573 00:21:41,814 --> 00:21:45,283 But Manus was a fraud-- a fake person. 574 00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:47,736 The only Victor Manus listed in any database 575 00:21:47,787 --> 00:21:50,288 - was dead by 1923. - Hm. 576 00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:51,790 [Phone ringing] And what did you make-- 577 00:21:51,874 --> 00:21:53,274 I'm sorry. Hold on a second. 578 00:21:53,326 --> 00:21:56,277 Damn it. I said stop calling me! 579 00:21:56,329 --> 00:21:58,580 Drive yourself, ma. Drive yourself. 580 00:21:58,631 --> 00:22:01,083 You have a license! I'm wor-- 581 00:22:01,134 --> 00:22:03,284 She hung up. 582 00:22:03,336 --> 00:22:04,553 So what did you make of that? 583 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:05,887 What did we make of it? 584 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:07,556 That someone posing as Victor Manus 585 00:22:07,623 --> 00:22:09,091 acquired the safety deposit box 586 00:22:09,142 --> 00:22:10,809 next to Mrs. Lauderbach's. 587 00:22:10,893 --> 00:22:12,177 He signed the log. 588 00:22:12,261 --> 00:22:14,096 He went into the safety deposit room. 589 00:22:14,147 --> 00:22:16,181 He acted as though he was gonna open box 27, 590 00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:21,019 but then he slipped his little tiny key into box 26. 591 00:22:21,104 --> 00:22:22,604 But you said you needed two keys. 592 00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:24,239 I mean, there must've been an accomplice here. 593 00:22:24,306 --> 00:22:25,740 That's right, Mr. Trout. 594 00:22:25,808 --> 00:22:29,694 And his name was Charles Sax-- 595 00:22:29,779 --> 00:22:30,946 bank employee that we learned 596 00:22:30,997 --> 00:22:32,531 quit his job one day later. 597 00:22:32,615 --> 00:22:34,983 Charles Sax was very likely "Chuck," 598 00:22:35,034 --> 00:22:36,451 the man who left the amorous voice mail 599 00:22:36,502 --> 00:22:37,919 on Rita's machine. 600 00:22:37,987 --> 00:22:39,754 So we believe that Sax and Rita were-- 601 00:22:39,822 --> 00:22:41,156 Were having an affair. 602 00:22:41,207 --> 00:22:42,991 So Rita got so sick of being stuck 603 00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:44,926 with poor, pathetic Leo that she takes up with Sax 604 00:22:44,994 --> 00:22:47,114 and they hatch a plot to rip off the old broad, right? 605 00:22:47,163 --> 00:22:48,880 But the joke's on Rita when Sax and Manus 606 00:22:48,965 --> 00:22:50,766 kill her and keep the diamonds for themselves. 607 00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:52,601 And just to be safe, these two criminal masterminds 608 00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:54,136 neutralized Leo, eliminating 609 00:22:54,187 --> 00:22:55,971 all possible trails to themselves. 610 00:22:56,022 --> 00:22:58,273 Scumbag 101. Class dismissed. 611 00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:00,175 Pleasure to watch you work, sir. 612 00:23:00,226 --> 00:23:02,144 So we tracked down Sax. 613 00:23:02,195 --> 00:23:03,478 He was the only name we knew. 614 00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:04,896 He wasn't at his residence. 615 00:23:04,981 --> 00:23:06,531 He didn't work at the bank anymore. 616 00:23:06,616 --> 00:23:08,696 But I had a pretty good sense of where to find him. 617 00:23:13,355 --> 00:23:15,157 So, we left Leo in Gus's car. 618 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,658 He needed to relax. 619 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:17,709 Let me go with you. 620 00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,377 Uh, you stay here. 621 00:23:19,462 --> 00:23:21,713 You've been brave enough for one day, soldier. 622 00:23:21,797 --> 00:23:23,632 He can't die there, Shawn. 623 00:23:23,699 --> 00:23:25,083 It's a company car. 624 00:23:25,168 --> 00:23:26,468 I once left a half-eaten sandwich in there 625 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:28,637 and I caught hell for it. 626 00:23:28,704 --> 00:23:30,138 Don't die. 627 00:23:30,206 --> 00:23:32,340 I'll try. 628 00:23:32,391 --> 00:23:33,808 - Hi, there. - Hello. 629 00:23:33,876 --> 00:23:35,143 We're looking for Sax. 630 00:23:35,211 --> 00:23:36,895 Excuse me? 631 00:23:36,979 --> 00:23:40,482 Do you have a Charles Sax registered here? 632 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,684 Um, no Charles Sax. 633 00:23:42,735 --> 00:23:44,102 Charlie. No, Chuck. 634 00:23:44,187 --> 00:23:46,571 No. I bet you it's Chaz. Chaz Sax. 635 00:23:46,656 --> 00:23:49,107 No. No Sax of any kind. 636 00:23:49,192 --> 00:23:51,026 This is a monumental waste of time. 637 00:23:51,077 --> 00:23:52,894 Let's go. 638 00:23:52,945 --> 00:23:54,913 How about a Victor Manus? 639 00:23:54,997 --> 00:23:58,700 Yes, we do have a Victor. 640 00:23:58,768 --> 00:24:01,253 He is in room 312. 641 00:24:03,339 --> 00:24:04,923 I sensed that Victor Manus 642 00:24:05,007 --> 00:24:07,092 was the gang's go-to alias. 643 00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:08,343 I sensed the exact same thing. 644 00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:09,711 That is a bald-faced lie. 645 00:24:09,762 --> 00:24:10,845 You're a bald-faced lie. 646 00:24:10,913 --> 00:24:12,247 Keep going. 647 00:24:12,298 --> 00:24:14,683 [Knock at door] 648 00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:21,389 Housekeeping. 649 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,891 Hello, Chuck. 650 00:24:22,942 --> 00:24:25,060 Um, hello. 651 00:24:25,111 --> 00:24:26,861 Where's Manus? 652 00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:28,363 If that's his real name. 653 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:29,781 It wasn't my idea. 654 00:24:29,865 --> 00:24:31,432 I'm just a guy who works at a bank. 655 00:24:31,484 --> 00:24:32,934 Bathroom's clear. 656 00:24:32,985 --> 00:24:35,120 There's nowhere to go but down. 657 00:24:35,204 --> 00:24:37,605 I-I know where Manus is. 658 00:24:37,657 --> 00:24:38,940 I'll tell you his real name. 659 00:24:38,991 --> 00:24:40,208 [Gunshot] 660 00:24:40,276 --> 00:24:41,826 [Glass shattering] 661 00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:47,949 I could have been smoking these my whole life. 662 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,719 [Thud] 663 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:56,756 Nice. 664 00:24:56,876 --> 00:25:00,149 So keep goin'. 665 00:25:00,234 --> 00:25:02,485 Uh, so we've got two dead bodies 666 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:03,736 and one more circling the drain. 667 00:25:03,787 --> 00:25:05,571 How close are we to the part 668 00:25:05,622 --> 00:25:07,439 where you guys turn 10K into a bad episode of Chips? 669 00:25:07,491 --> 00:25:10,042 First of all, there are no bad episodes of Chips. 670 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:12,044 What about the one where Ponch was plagued with bad luck 671 00:25:12,112 --> 00:25:13,996 after they pulled over a van full of black cats? 672 00:25:14,081 --> 00:25:15,331 That was character enrichment, Gus. 673 00:25:15,415 --> 00:25:16,582 - Mm, no. - Let me speed this along. 674 00:25:16,633 --> 00:25:18,050 After Sax got shot, we took Leo 675 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:20,586 back to the hospital because Gus was afraid 676 00:25:20,637 --> 00:25:22,277 his car was going to smell like dead dude. 677 00:25:22,289 --> 00:25:24,090 No, I wanted to get Leo some more pain meds. 678 00:25:24,141 --> 00:25:25,725 Liar. 679 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,343 The poison specifically targets the liver, 680 00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:31,731 which is the reason for the yellow eye discoloration. 681 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,766 Oh, man, Leo. 682 00:25:33,817 --> 00:25:36,319 I need you to do two things. 683 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:38,304 See that I'm cremated. 684 00:25:38,355 --> 00:25:40,189 I don't want people to see me like this. 685 00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:42,909 And catch the person that did this to me. 686 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,644 Hey. 687 00:25:45,696 --> 00:25:47,163 You have our word. 688 00:25:47,247 --> 00:25:50,482 Not contagious. 689 00:25:50,534 --> 00:25:52,535 It was late, 690 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,620 so we stopped for a quick dinner. 691 00:25:54,671 --> 00:25:56,505 - Thank you very much. Both: Cheers. 692 00:25:56,590 --> 00:25:58,207 Oh, what? 693 00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,992 Then we went home, slept for just a few hours, 694 00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:01,483 met bright and early the next morning 695 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:02,712 for a quick breakfast. 696 00:26:02,796 --> 00:26:04,997 - Just come here. - There it is. 697 00:26:05,048 --> 00:26:07,934 All right. We'll see ya. 698 00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:10,403 Then we started tracking down our suspect. 699 00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:12,521 Okay, the moustache man posing as Manus 700 00:26:12,606 --> 00:26:14,357 who killed Rita Quinn and Charles Sax 701 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:16,175 because he didn't wanna split the diamonds. 702 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,810 Spot on again, sir. 703 00:26:17,861 --> 00:26:19,278 Look, your butt-kissing is chapping my ass. 704 00:26:19,346 --> 00:26:20,896 - Cut it out, detective. - Yes, sir. 705 00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:23,065 Um, we believed that if we discovered 706 00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:25,067 Victor Manus's true identity, then we also-- 707 00:26:25,152 --> 00:26:26,702 [timer dings] 708 00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:28,354 Uh. Hold on a second, cupcake. 709 00:26:28,405 --> 00:26:30,522 Wait a minute. 710 00:26:30,574 --> 00:26:32,658 [Winds timer] 711 00:26:40,550 --> 00:26:41,968 Oh, that's good. 712 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:43,502 All right, so go ahead. 713 00:26:43,553 --> 00:26:47,890 Um, if--if we find his true identity, 714 00:26:47,975 --> 00:26:49,541 then we would find the killer 715 00:26:49,593 --> 00:26:52,094 and also the diamonds. 716 00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:53,459 So Shawn and I went back to Leo 717 00:26:53,513 --> 00:26:54,713 to try to find a new lead. 718 00:26:54,765 --> 00:26:56,849 Leo? 719 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,717 But alas, we were too late. 720 00:26:58,769 --> 00:27:01,237 I'm sorry. 721 00:27:01,321 --> 00:27:03,322 He just passed away. 722 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:05,775 - What? - We were devastated... 723 00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:07,026 Did he, by chance, leave any money 724 00:27:07,077 --> 00:27:08,494 or a check addressed to psych? 725 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:10,162 For different reasons of course. 726 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:12,531 Do you think that's what Jesus would ask right now? 727 00:27:12,582 --> 00:27:14,450 Yes, because he needed money for sandals. 728 00:27:14,534 --> 00:27:17,236 - Uh, I don't believe so. - Man. 729 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:19,071 But look, we'll run an autopsy 730 00:27:19,122 --> 00:27:20,923 just to confirm the diagnosis. 731 00:27:21,008 --> 00:27:23,959 But, uh, I have no doubts. 732 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:26,846 I'm sorry. 733 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:28,214 But the next day we got a call 734 00:27:28,265 --> 00:27:30,132 from the local mortician, and it turns out 735 00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:31,917 good ol' Leo left us a little something. 736 00:27:31,968 --> 00:27:33,269 Here you go. 737 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:35,471 Hot out of the oven. 738 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:40,142 - Hm. His ashes? - Yup. 739 00:27:40,227 --> 00:27:43,813 12 ounces of disgusting cindered ginger dead dude. 740 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:45,731 He asked us to sprinkle 741 00:27:45,782 --> 00:27:47,650 those ashes off Stearns Wharf. 742 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,285 It's the only Jewish wharf in all of Santa Barbara, 743 00:27:49,369 --> 00:27:51,270 so it felt like the very least we could do. 744 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:53,622 Okay, so you stopped your investigation to do this? 745 00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:55,458 Of course not. That would have been completely irresponsible. 746 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,410 No, we put it in the back of my car. 747 00:27:57,461 --> 00:27:59,745 We were planning on doing it later. 748 00:27:59,796 --> 00:28:02,281 That's right. But then... 749 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:04,917 something happened. 750 00:28:04,968 --> 00:28:07,336 - Don't even tell me. - No. 751 00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:10,306 Oh, crap! [Tires screeching] 752 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:12,675 No! 753 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,677 [Coughs] 754 00:28:16,096 --> 00:28:17,646 [Gasps] Oh, my-- 755 00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:19,014 you said it was cake mix! 756 00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:20,683 - No, I never said-- - Yes, you did! 757 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,017 You said you and Gus were gonna go home 758 00:28:22,102 --> 00:28:23,652 and you were gonna make homemade Twinkies! 759 00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:25,237 Okay, now you're just making stuff up, sweetie. 760 00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:26,655 - Rubbish. - Son of a bitch! 761 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,407 [Gagging] 762 00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:29,808 Hey. [Whistles] 763 00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:31,360 Oh, Carlton! 764 00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:33,946 Carlton, let him go! Carlton! 765 00:28:33,997 --> 00:28:35,331 - Gus, get him off of me! - Are you crazy? 766 00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:36,866 He's covered in dead dude, Shawn. 767 00:28:36,950 --> 00:28:40,536 [Air horn blows] 768 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,837 [Coughs] 769 00:28:41,922 --> 00:28:43,756 That's enough! 770 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:45,124 You guys are behaving like my nephews 771 00:28:45,175 --> 00:28:46,175 Noah, Ryder, and Stephan. 772 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:48,794 And I hate my nephews! 773 00:28:48,845 --> 00:28:50,546 And if you met them, you'd hate them to! 774 00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:52,214 And that would make a lot more sense. 775 00:28:52,299 --> 00:28:54,049 - Continue. - Okay. 776 00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:56,802 So, in addition to the ashes, 777 00:28:56,853 --> 00:28:59,889 Leo also left us a few of his random personal items 778 00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:03,142 and a note addressed to the two of us. 779 00:29:03,193 --> 00:29:06,061 It turned out to be pretty invaluable. 780 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:08,847 Shawn and Gus, don't see yourselves 781 00:29:08,899 --> 00:29:10,483 as failures for not finding my killer. 782 00:29:10,534 --> 00:29:12,214 The fact that I feel that way is irrelevant 783 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,819 because I am dead now. 784 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,654 What are you-- what are you doing? 785 00:29:15,705 --> 00:29:17,506 Trying to recoup some of the money he owes us. 786 00:29:17,524 --> 00:29:18,958 What, by stealing his stapler? 787 00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:21,243 These things are worth 2 bucks on eBay, Shawn. 788 00:29:21,328 --> 00:29:24,296 It's weird and sad that you know that. 789 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:26,198 Just know that I have total faith 790 00:29:26,249 --> 00:29:29,301 that you'll catch them and you'll dispose of my ashes 791 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:32,538 in the respectful manner that I requested. 792 00:29:32,589 --> 00:29:35,174 Electric pencil sharpener. Cha-ching. 793 00:29:35,225 --> 00:29:37,143 I just wish I'd given you more to go on. 794 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,545 So as I lay here writing my final words, 795 00:29:39,596 --> 00:29:41,764 a name comes to mind that I feel 796 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,015 may be worth looking into. 797 00:29:43,066 --> 00:29:44,600 It's a former client 798 00:29:44,684 --> 00:29:47,686 by the name of Curtis Stanzen. 799 00:29:47,737 --> 00:29:49,221 Got it. Got it. 800 00:29:49,272 --> 00:29:52,491 What's his deal? 801 00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:55,027 Whoa. He has quite the arrest record, huh? 802 00:29:55,078 --> 00:29:57,896 Assault, burglary, possession, 803 00:29:57,948 --> 00:29:59,415 and of course-- 804 00:29:59,499 --> 00:30:01,584 Identity fraud. 805 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:03,735 So we grabbed a healthy snack, 806 00:30:03,787 --> 00:30:05,037 and we shared our totally awesome lead 807 00:30:05,088 --> 00:30:07,506 with Lassie and Jules. 808 00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:09,508 This is a B.S. lead. 809 00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:10,759 One more lick at that thing and your tongue 810 00:30:10,844 --> 00:30:12,244 is going to be permanently green. 811 00:30:12,295 --> 00:30:14,463 And it's 100% worth it. 812 00:30:14,548 --> 00:30:15,881 If you two children are ready, 813 00:30:15,932 --> 00:30:17,049 let's get this boondoggle under way. 814 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,384 Lassie, you know Stanzen 815 00:30:18,435 --> 00:30:19,685 is a supplier of counterfeit I.D.s. 816 00:30:19,752 --> 00:30:21,192 He could be our link to Victor Manus. 817 00:30:21,221 --> 00:30:22,588 This is no boondoggle. 818 00:30:22,639 --> 00:30:24,106 What's a boondoggle? 819 00:30:24,191 --> 00:30:26,141 S.B.P.D.! 820 00:30:26,226 --> 00:30:28,186 - Can you use it in a sentence? - Of course I can. 821 00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:30,813 Is it one part baboon and one part puggle? 822 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:31,830 [Engine whirring] 823 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:33,566 Oh, what is that noise? 824 00:30:33,617 --> 00:30:35,234 Oh, that is a lawn mower, 825 00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:38,153 or possibly a go-kart with a lawn mower engine. 826 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:42,992 [Tires screeching] 827 00:30:46,546 --> 00:30:48,080 It's a motorcycle! 828 00:30:48,131 --> 00:30:50,666 - It's a motorcycle. - Son of a bitch! 829 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,972 [Engines start] 830 00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:05,648 What are you doing? 831 00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:08,300 You just-- 832 00:31:08,351 --> 00:31:11,854 you idiot! 833 00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:14,106 [Screaming] 834 00:31:16,326 --> 00:31:18,110 - Oh! - Gosh! 835 00:31:18,161 --> 00:31:20,579 Gus, I don't think this lid is sealed. 836 00:31:20,647 --> 00:31:22,498 [Horn honks] Look out! 837 00:31:22,582 --> 00:31:25,834 [Tires screeching] 838 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:29,288 - Aah! - Oh, crap! 839 00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:31,006 - I know this part. - Right. 840 00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:33,692 So the cars collide, smashy, smashy. 841 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,628 We all get out. 842 00:31:35,679 --> 00:31:37,162 You son of a-- 843 00:31:37,213 --> 00:31:38,631 [Coughs] 844 00:31:38,682 --> 00:31:40,633 Where'd you learn how to drive? 845 00:31:40,684 --> 00:31:41,684 - Sweetie! - What is this stuff? 846 00:31:41,768 --> 00:31:45,671 It's cake--cake mix. 847 00:31:45,722 --> 00:31:47,389 Oh. 848 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:48,874 - Sweetie, I did say that. - Mm-hmm. 849 00:31:48,892 --> 00:31:50,643 You son of a bitch. 850 00:31:50,694 --> 00:31:52,194 Spencer, continue telling the story or I'm gonna 851 00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:53,812 blast you like a friggin' wayward tugboat. 852 00:31:53,863 --> 00:31:56,181 - Don't play me. - Okay. That's fair. 853 00:31:56,232 --> 00:31:57,952 We were all afraid that Stanzen had escaped, 854 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,351 but then we realized something. 855 00:31:59,402 --> 00:32:02,404 Uh-oh. 856 00:32:02,489 --> 00:32:04,156 Get up, Stanzen! 857 00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:07,493 Get up! 858 00:32:07,544 --> 00:32:09,662 [Sighs] He's dead. 859 00:32:09,713 --> 00:32:12,464 Oh, crap. 860 00:32:21,925 --> 00:32:25,811 Looks like he's our Man...us. 861 00:32:25,878 --> 00:32:27,212 I guess the crash killed him. 862 00:32:27,263 --> 00:32:30,882 Whoa. 863 00:32:30,934 --> 00:32:34,770 With a little bit poison called WD40. 864 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:36,438 - Compound 1080. - I've heard it both ways. 865 00:32:36,523 --> 00:32:38,290 - No, you haven't. - You know what's 866 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:39,908 even more tired than me saying "I've heard it both ways"? 867 00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:41,276 - Me saying "No, you haven't"? - That's right. 868 00:32:41,361 --> 00:32:42,945 Agree to disagree. 869 00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:44,350 It's a diagnosis that is confirmed 870 00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:45,748 by the toxicology report. 871 00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:48,083 Apparently it is estimated that the poison 872 00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:49,952 had been in his system for over 36 hours. 873 00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:52,204 Hm. So your theory that the killer 874 00:32:52,255 --> 00:32:54,239 was a fellow heist member no longer holds water. 875 00:32:54,290 --> 00:32:56,575 Why? 'Cause they're all dead. 876 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:59,178 Well, we actually believe that there's 877 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:01,096 a fourth member that hadn't been accounted for. 878 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:02,715 Hm. That's fascinating. 879 00:33:02,766 --> 00:33:04,883 So who do you surmise this person might be? 880 00:33:04,934 --> 00:33:06,635 Any ideas? 881 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,521 I'll go around the room. Anyone? 882 00:33:09,589 --> 00:33:11,089 How about you, Magic Mike? 883 00:33:11,141 --> 00:33:13,442 I actually dance by the name "Morningwood." 884 00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:14,810 Of course you do. 885 00:33:14,894 --> 00:33:16,762 Morningwood. 886 00:33:16,813 --> 00:33:18,814 - Get him out of here. - Okay, look. 887 00:33:18,898 --> 00:33:20,932 In my officers' defense, it's kinda hard 888 00:33:20,984 --> 00:33:22,484 to find suspects when they've been 889 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:24,286 answering questions in a room all day. 890 00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:26,905 You know what? I have to concur with the chief here. 891 00:33:26,956 --> 00:33:28,774 While we are sitting here giving you a play-by-play, 892 00:33:28,825 --> 00:33:31,293 the killer could be halfway to Tanzania. 893 00:33:35,559 --> 00:33:38,167 Holy crap! 894 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,755 I know who the killer is. 895 00:33:46,055 --> 00:33:47,555 So who's the killer then? 896 00:33:47,623 --> 00:33:49,724 The bank manager? Mrs. Lauderbach? 897 00:33:49,792 --> 00:33:52,160 - The snow cone guy? - Desk clerk at the hotel? 898 00:33:52,228 --> 00:33:53,595 You guys are forgetting someone. 899 00:33:53,646 --> 00:33:54,629 Maybe it was my mom, Sherlock. 900 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,797 She's a squirrelly little bat. 901 00:33:55,848 --> 00:33:56,931 Judas Priest, man. 902 00:33:56,982 --> 00:33:59,400 Just tell us who it is. 903 00:33:59,468 --> 00:34:05,156 He was right in front of us the whole damn time. 904 00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:07,325 Quinn? I thought he was dead. 905 00:34:07,409 --> 00:34:10,195 So did I. My senses, however, weren't so sure. 906 00:34:10,279 --> 00:34:13,998 And then, the chief put this very close to my face. 907 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:16,117 It tells us two things. 908 00:34:16,168 --> 00:34:18,486 One, Curtis Stanzen bore a striking resemblance 909 00:34:18,537 --> 00:34:19,987 to Kyle Bornheimer. 910 00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:21,790 Two, he showed all the telltale symptoms 911 00:34:21,841 --> 00:34:24,492 of Blink 182 poisoning. 912 00:34:24,543 --> 00:34:27,545 - Compound 1080. - Exactly. 913 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,930 So what's your point, Spencer? 914 00:34:28,997 --> 00:34:30,498 The point is, Leo didn't, 915 00:34:30,549 --> 00:34:33,167 meaning he was just pretending to be poisoned. 916 00:34:33,219 --> 00:34:34,502 And why would he do that? 917 00:34:34,553 --> 00:34:35,970 Because no one looks for a dead man. 918 00:34:36,021 --> 00:34:37,555 Wait, wait, wait. 919 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,690 Could someone just please back us up a bit? 920 00:34:38,774 --> 00:34:40,108 My pleasure, chief. 921 00:34:40,175 --> 00:34:41,609 You see, Leo was stuck in a crap job 922 00:34:41,677 --> 00:34:43,317 with a philandering, but smoking hot wife. 923 00:34:43,362 --> 00:34:45,012 So he hatched the following plan. 924 00:34:45,064 --> 00:34:46,481 Use Rita's special friend, 925 00:34:46,532 --> 00:34:48,233 Charles Sax from the bank, 926 00:34:48,317 --> 00:34:50,618 to break into his office and steal Mrs. Lauderbach's key, 927 00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:52,821 thus absolving Leo of any future guilt. 928 00:34:52,872 --> 00:34:55,240 Then he had Sax and Stanzen steal the diamonds. 929 00:34:55,324 --> 00:34:56,407 But this is Leo, he's miserable. 930 00:34:56,492 --> 00:34:57,826 His wife bangs everybody. 931 00:34:57,877 --> 00:34:59,198 He wants the diamonds for himself. 932 00:34:59,211 --> 00:35:00,712 He feels like he deserves them, 933 00:35:00,796 --> 00:35:02,580 but if he runs off, his partners are gonna chase him. 934 00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:04,415 If he kills his partners, the cops are gonna get him. 935 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,835 So with the help of Dr. Umma-- 936 00:35:06,886 --> 00:35:09,037 Umma, who I will get to in a minute-- 937 00:35:09,104 --> 00:35:10,864 he made it appear as if he had been poisoned. 938 00:35:10,890 --> 00:35:12,724 Then he hires us to further the ruse 939 00:35:12,808 --> 00:35:15,376 and inform his coconspirators that they may be in danger too. 940 00:35:15,427 --> 00:35:18,062 By killing Rita, he's got Sax and Stanzen 941 00:35:18,147 --> 00:35:21,149 so freaked out that each of 'em are trying to kill the other. 942 00:35:21,216 --> 00:35:23,268 Well, we know Stanzen beat Sax to that punch. 943 00:35:23,352 --> 00:35:24,269 [Gunshot] 944 00:35:27,406 --> 00:35:29,941 Now Leo only has one more heist member to eliminate. 945 00:35:30,025 --> 00:35:31,359 - Stanzen? - Correct. 946 00:35:31,410 --> 00:35:33,328 But he got that ball rolling 36 hours earlier 947 00:35:33,395 --> 00:35:35,396 when he slipped him a little P90X. 948 00:35:35,464 --> 00:35:37,398 All: Compound 1080. 949 00:35:37,449 --> 00:35:39,117 I don't know why I'm having so much trouble with that. 950 00:35:39,201 --> 00:35:40,568 It's a little silly. 951 00:35:40,619 --> 00:35:43,087 Anyway-- [Timer dings] 952 00:35:43,172 --> 00:35:45,874 [Snaps] 953 00:35:45,925 --> 00:35:47,342 Stay in your own lane. 954 00:35:47,409 --> 00:35:48,843 Don't worry about what I'm doing. 955 00:35:48,911 --> 00:35:50,712 Okay. Leo's got two things left to do. 956 00:35:50,763 --> 00:35:52,630 One, stage his own death. 957 00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:55,767 Two, get rid of the last guy he owes money to-- 958 00:35:55,851 --> 00:35:58,920 Dr. Umma. 959 00:35:58,971 --> 00:36:02,023 So he killed two birds. 960 00:36:02,090 --> 00:36:04,893 Now that he had double-crossed Umma--Umma-- 961 00:36:04,944 --> 00:36:06,644 along with everyone else, 962 00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,330 he was free to go live anywhere he wanted 963 00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:10,198 as a rich dead man. 964 00:36:13,435 --> 00:36:14,602 Leaving us to look for a fourth member 965 00:36:14,653 --> 00:36:16,237 that doesn't exist. 966 00:36:16,288 --> 00:36:18,206 It's pretty genius when you think about it. 967 00:36:18,273 --> 00:36:19,607 But I don't think we should sit around here 968 00:36:19,658 --> 00:36:20,898 thinking about it, 'cause I have 969 00:36:20,943 --> 00:36:24,045 a pretty good idea where he is. 970 00:36:24,112 --> 00:36:25,914 Thanks, chief. 971 00:36:28,884 --> 00:36:32,286 [Air horn blows] 972 00:36:32,338 --> 00:36:34,722 All right, no one is going anywhere, 973 00:36:34,790 --> 00:36:36,123 because I'm suspending all of you 974 00:36:36,175 --> 00:36:37,675 from this investigation. 975 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,560 All: What? - Okay, all right. 976 00:36:39,628 --> 00:36:41,179 [Chuckles] I get it. 977 00:36:41,263 --> 00:36:43,731 Your job is to come down here, squeeze some grapes, 978 00:36:43,799 --> 00:36:45,566 ruffle some feathers. You did it. 979 00:36:45,634 --> 00:36:47,068 Why are you gonna suspend us? 980 00:36:47,135 --> 00:36:48,486 I mean, on what grounds? 981 00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:49,804 Essentially, you assisted 982 00:36:49,855 --> 00:36:51,572 in the plan of a murdering thief. 983 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,025 Oh, come on. Even you yourself didn't know it was Quinn. 984 00:36:54,109 --> 00:36:55,576 You know why? Because my head was spinning 985 00:36:55,644 --> 00:36:57,862 from the rampant disregard for procedure 986 00:36:57,947 --> 00:37:00,198 and the jaw-dropping unprofessionalism. 987 00:37:00,282 --> 00:37:02,867 Examples: Interoffice dating, 988 00:37:02,952 --> 00:37:04,502 desecration of human remains, 989 00:37:04,586 --> 00:37:08,873 choking a fellow officer. 990 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:10,842 - Man-stripping. - And man-stripping. 991 00:37:10,926 --> 00:37:12,827 - Gus! - The silence kills me. 992 00:37:12,878 --> 00:37:15,596 Ugh. So we're just gonna let Quinn go? 993 00:37:15,664 --> 00:37:17,348 No, I'm appointing Officer Dobson lead on the case, 994 00:37:17,433 --> 00:37:18,883 - effective immediately. - Dobson? 995 00:37:18,968 --> 00:37:20,289 He doesn't know anything about it. 996 00:37:20,302 --> 00:37:21,219 - Plus, he's lazy. - Oh, really? 997 00:37:21,303 --> 00:37:22,804 Here's another fact. 998 00:37:22,855 --> 00:37:24,272 Tonight, I'm delivering a scathing report 999 00:37:24,339 --> 00:37:25,579 to the mayor on this crap omelet 1000 00:37:25,641 --> 00:37:27,191 you guys call a department, and then 1001 00:37:27,276 --> 00:37:29,060 I'm out of this melanoma factory first thing in the A.M. 1002 00:37:29,144 --> 00:37:31,479 Copy? 1003 00:37:31,530 --> 00:37:32,397 Till then, you're all suspended. 1004 00:37:32,481 --> 00:37:34,365 [Gasps] 1005 00:37:37,019 --> 00:37:38,786 Chief, you can't just let this happen. 1006 00:37:38,854 --> 00:37:41,739 I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. 1007 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:46,044 So I guess there's nothing we can do. 1008 00:37:46,128 --> 00:37:49,414 Yep, absolutely nothing. 1009 00:37:52,501 --> 00:37:55,086 Dr. Richard Umma, please come to the front desk. 1010 00:37:55,170 --> 00:37:57,588 Dr. Richard Umma. 1011 00:38:05,898 --> 00:38:07,398 Well, hello, doctor. 1012 00:38:07,483 --> 00:38:08,850 You'll be pleased to know 1013 00:38:08,901 --> 00:38:10,141 that you've been upgraded today. 1014 00:38:10,185 --> 00:38:11,269 - To prison. - Remember Oz? 1015 00:38:11,353 --> 00:38:12,386 It's just like that. 1016 00:38:12,438 --> 00:38:13,604 Except there is no wizard. 1017 00:38:13,689 --> 00:38:15,106 How'd you know? 1018 00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:16,657 Well, for starters, you chose 1019 00:38:16,725 --> 00:38:18,993 a destination straight out of your favorite song. 1020 00:38:19,061 --> 00:38:21,245 Rio, which is the name of a girl in the song, 1021 00:38:21,330 --> 00:38:22,580 not the actual place. 1022 00:38:22,664 --> 00:38:24,198 And secondly, you forgot to remove 1023 00:38:24,249 --> 00:38:26,284 a teeny thing from the doctor's body 1024 00:38:26,368 --> 00:38:28,086 before you rolled him into the morgue. 1025 00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:34,008 His hearing aid. 1026 00:38:34,076 --> 00:38:36,344 His hearing aid, Leo! 1027 00:38:36,411 --> 00:38:40,014 Jig's up, man. 1028 00:38:40,082 --> 00:38:43,134 - Guess it is. - Guess it is. 1029 00:38:45,104 --> 00:38:46,938 Oh! 1030 00:38:47,022 --> 00:38:48,556 They always run. 1031 00:38:51,226 --> 00:38:53,945 - Jig is up, Quinn. - Stop saying that. 1032 00:38:58,616 --> 00:39:01,033 Oh, man, I must've smashed into a dirty tray 1033 00:39:01,153 --> 00:39:01,989 back at that lounge. 1034 00:39:02,082 --> 00:39:03,449 I got ketchup all over me. 1035 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,867 We're covered in human ash. 1036 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,485 It's not a competition, Jules. 1037 00:39:06,536 --> 00:39:08,003 Uh-oh. 1038 00:39:08,088 --> 00:39:11,006 All right. Let's take our medicine. 1039 00:39:12,585 --> 00:39:15,461 You just stay strong, okay? 1040 00:39:15,512 --> 00:39:17,346 I got it, Shawn. 1041 00:39:24,688 --> 00:39:27,640 Back to work. 1042 00:39:27,691 --> 00:39:28,974 [Exhales] 1043 00:39:29,025 --> 00:39:30,609 Oh, my God. 1044 00:39:30,677 --> 00:39:32,361 I thought for sure one of us was getting fired. 1045 00:39:32,446 --> 00:39:33,512 [Laughs] 1046 00:39:33,563 --> 00:39:36,532 Chief? 1047 00:39:36,616 --> 00:39:38,684 - I got a six-month suspension. - No! 1048 00:39:38,735 --> 00:39:40,152 Could've been a lot worse. 1049 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:41,654 That is so unfair. 1050 00:39:41,705 --> 00:39:43,038 We're the ones who ignored the order. 1051 00:39:43,123 --> 00:39:44,189 Which is exactly what I was hoping 1052 00:39:44,241 --> 00:39:45,624 that you would do. 1053 00:39:45,692 --> 00:39:47,243 Look, I'm not going to pretend 1054 00:39:47,327 --> 00:39:48,828 that I run the tightest department. 1055 00:39:48,879 --> 00:39:50,162 In fact, it's often a circus, 1056 00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:52,748 but I stand by the results. 1057 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,217 So when it comes to pissing off a bureaucrat 1058 00:39:55,302 --> 00:39:56,969 or going out and catching the bad guys, 1059 00:39:57,036 --> 00:39:58,871 I will choose the latter every time, 1060 00:39:58,922 --> 00:40:01,090 so do not worry. 1061 00:40:01,174 --> 00:40:03,041 This is a sword I'm happy to fall on. 1062 00:40:06,396 --> 00:40:07,897 I'm gonna miss you, man. 1063 00:40:07,981 --> 00:40:10,566 And I, you... on occasion. 1064 00:40:14,104 --> 00:40:15,404 No, just-- 1065 00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:20,526 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1066 00:40:20,577 --> 00:40:22,161 I get to pick up my daughter from school 1067 00:40:22,228 --> 00:40:24,396 for the first time in six months. 1068 00:40:31,922 --> 00:40:33,589 Hey, Morningfart. 1069 00:40:33,673 --> 00:40:36,241 I want her office cleared out immediately please, 1070 00:40:36,293 --> 00:40:37,426 and clear out your own too. 1071 00:40:37,511 --> 00:40:38,878 You're also fired. 1072 00:40:38,929 --> 00:40:40,412 But I don't have an office. 1073 00:40:40,464 --> 00:40:42,414 Fantastic. 1074 00:40:42,466 --> 00:40:43,766 Then grab your bow tie and your thong 1075 00:40:43,850 --> 00:40:46,685 and hit the bricks. 1076 00:40:49,689 --> 00:40:52,191 Hey, Trout, I wanna get something off my chest. 1077 00:40:52,258 --> 00:40:54,810 That's a job for the world's strongest waxer, isn't it? 1078 00:40:54,895 --> 00:40:56,479 You just suspended the greatest chief of police 1079 00:40:56,563 --> 00:40:57,980 in this city's history. 1080 00:40:58,064 --> 00:41:00,032 Which spans what, 50 years? 1081 00:41:00,099 --> 00:41:01,433 Okay, look, we know you don't like it here. 1082 00:41:01,485 --> 00:41:02,985 But guess what. The feeling is mutual. 1083 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:04,549 'Cause you waltz in here acting like 1084 00:41:04,604 --> 00:41:06,288 you fix problems, when in reality 1085 00:41:06,373 --> 00:41:07,656 you're the one causing them by getting in the way 1086 00:41:07,741 --> 00:41:09,625 of hardworking police officers like us. 1087 00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:11,109 And semi-hardworking psychics 1088 00:41:11,161 --> 00:41:12,611 and their black partners. 1089 00:41:12,662 --> 00:41:14,747 Who also sell pharmaceuticals on the side, 1090 00:41:14,798 --> 00:41:18,667 Mr. Sandman. 1091 00:41:18,752 --> 00:41:20,719 So why don't you just shuffle on back to buffalo 1092 00:41:20,787 --> 00:41:22,421 knowing that the only people you've helped here 1093 00:41:22,472 --> 00:41:24,623 are the criminals. 1094 00:41:24,674 --> 00:41:26,559 And, if you're wondering who ate 1095 00:41:26,626 --> 00:41:27,927 the rest of your balance bar, 1096 00:41:27,978 --> 00:41:30,095 look no further than this... 1097 00:41:30,146 --> 00:41:31,831 [Whispers] because it was me. 1098 00:41:31,898 --> 00:41:34,600 ♪ Suck it ♪ 1099 00:41:34,651 --> 00:41:36,352 Well, that was good to know. 1100 00:41:36,436 --> 00:41:40,138 But I have news for all of you. I'm staying. 1101 00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:42,074 And you know why? 1102 00:41:42,141 --> 00:41:44,326 Because you're the new interim chief of police. 1103 00:41:44,411 --> 00:41:48,647 Correct, effective immediately. 1104 00:41:48,698 --> 00:41:50,115 It'll be a pleasure working with you, sir. 1105 00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:51,534 This doesn't make any sense. 1106 00:41:51,618 --> 00:41:53,035 I mean, you-- you hate it here. 1107 00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:54,703 I do, but I hate it everywhere. 1108 00:41:54,788 --> 00:41:56,755 Listen, I don't want you guys to worry. 1109 00:41:56,823 --> 00:41:59,375 I'm not gonna make any drastic changes... 1110 00:41:59,459 --> 00:42:00,676 other than the fact that we'll no longer 1111 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,406 be hiring psychics 1112 00:42:02,526 --> 00:42:04,831 and you're no longer head detective. 1113 00:42:05,246 --> 00:42:07,683 And I'm painting these walls. 1114 00:42:12,889 --> 00:42:14,557 ♪ Suck it ♪ 1115 00:42:17,861 --> 00:42:19,478 He sang our song. 1116 00:42:19,529 --> 00:42:22,114 It's on now. 1117 00:42:22,562 --> 00:42:33,389 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com