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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com

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[all] Ooh...

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...oh!

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[Bill] <i>Previously on "Roadies..."</i>

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[Milo] <i>Kelly Ann to eight.</i>

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Go for Kelly Ann.

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Nobody thinks you're leaving.

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I'm going to film school.
I'm going to film school.

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Can you stay one more
night and nanny Winston?

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I got this ticket and I got
to be on a red-eye at 11:00.

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What are you leaving us for?

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How can you leave your band?

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They barely even gave me
a nickname and I hate it.

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[Bill] <i>Management
calling this early?</i>

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Now he's sending someone?

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A new financial advisor.

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No, I'm actually looking for Phil.

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Hello, Head and The Heart!
Welcome to the family!

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I don't hear the music the same way.

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<i>I don't feel like it's mine anymore.</i>

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[Phil] <i>It comes and
goes, sweetheart.</i>

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<i>But if you love the music,</i>

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<i>and I know you do,</i>

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you might want to give
it all another chance.

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<i>♪ If you're feeling good ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is all I need to know ♪</i>

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I want my job back.

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This ain't a good time to un-quit.

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You are invited to leave the organization.

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- Now.
- Let me just caution...

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- Oh, God! Down, down!
- [gunshot]

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[screaming]

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[strumming guitar chords]

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[cheers and applause]

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Good night, Little Rock!

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[cheers and applause]

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[Wesley] <i>What the fuck?</i>

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[Milo] <i>I can't believe
he did it again.</i>

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[Kelly Ann] <i>You guys talking
about the fingertips kiss?</i>

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[Donna] Could be unconscious, like,

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maybe he doesn't even know he's doing it.

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It's guilt, man. That British douchebag

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just broomed a bunch of his crew.

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He subconsciously feels guilt.

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No, guilt makes you wash
your fingers, not kiss them.

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Somebody hid my work box
behind a fucking Zamboni.

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I mean, it's almost like
he's openly craving love.

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But not contemporary love.

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It's like he channeled Freddie Mercury

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and borrowed a stage move from 1982.

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- You know what I think?
- [Milo] Forget the fingertips.

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There's some serious
shit going on, all right?

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Exhibit B:

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One of Rick's sacred Potato Heads

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with a Dirty Sanchez, a
mustache made of excrement.

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[Wesley] Is that actual shit?

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It's a chunky brown crayon.

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The point is, Phil was our leader,

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and without a true leader...

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What about Bill?

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...we go to lawlessness,

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disorder, chaos!

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Exhibit A was our cases missing, all right?

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I mean, do you think The
Head and The Heart would dare

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to fuck with us if Phil was still around?

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You actually think

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The Head and The Heart hid our cases?

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Yes! Without Phil, a true leader,

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the fucking opening act
feels emb... emboldened

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to just take out their
petty aggressions on us.

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Fuck yeah!

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Mark my words, this
woeful lack of leadership

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will destroy this band.

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It's just the fingertips of the iceberg.

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- [chuckles]
- What about Bill?

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Bill's already cracking
from the pressure, all right?

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It's too much for him.

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Someone say there were wings?

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Fuck yeah! Back here!

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I like how you started
with B and then segued to A.

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- That was sick.
- Cheers, mate.

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- Hey, Donna...
- For the last time, you left.

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This is my bunk now.
You're not getting it back.

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But I never even left
the fucking parking lot.

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[Bill] <i>The band just
seem a little off.</i>

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They... they don't like how
you walk 'em to the stage.

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What? They said that?

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They... they miss how Phil did it.

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- [man] <i>Shelli?</i>
- Ugh! Go for Shelli.

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[man] <i>Did you find your case?</i>

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Yeah, yeah, we... we got 'em all back now.

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It's a fucking nightmare. Thank you.

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Strange... I mean, who
would have hidden our cases?

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I've got a really weird feeling
about The Head and The Heart.

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Hey, careful about accusing
an innocent support band.

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I mean, need I remind you that
a certain British douchebag

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has axed how many people on
this tour in the last 24 hours?

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- Three.
- Three other potential suspects

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with motive and opportunity.

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So I'd make sure that, you
know, you have all the facts

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before you start pointing fingertips.

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- [breathing heavily]
- What?

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Why are you breathing like that?

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Like what?

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This is how I breathe.

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The other thing?

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I don't really fucking care how Phil

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used to walk 'em to the stage.

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I-I-I got my own
style, you know, Shelli?

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I got my own way of doing
it. I say supportive stuff.

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I tell 'em inside jokes.

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I point out the fan club
honeys on the first five rows.

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I give 'em a little piece of
my heart every single night.

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I'm sorry to add to your burden.

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What burden?

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I got the greatest job in the world.

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This is what I signed up for.

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I'm big wave surfing.

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I'm the Laird Hamilton
of rock, and I love it.

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Growing up, other kids,
they were reading "Sounder."

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I was reading "Hammer of the Gods."

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[sighs]

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I'll see you on the bus.

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[panting softly]

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[sighs]

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I love my job.

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<i>♪ Billy Ray was a
preacher's son ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And when his daddy would
visit he'd come along ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When they gathered around
and started talking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's when Billy
would take me walking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Out through the
backyard we'd go walking ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And then he'd
look into my eyes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And Lord knows
to my surprise ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only one who
could ever reach me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was the son of
a preacher man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only boy who
could ever teach me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was the son of
a preacher man ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Yes he was ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Was ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Yes he was ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Was ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh yes he was ♪</i>

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<i>♪♪♪</i>

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<i>♪ Being good isn't always easy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No matter how hard I try ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When he started
sweet-talking to me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He'd come and tell me
everything is all right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He'd kiss and tell me
everything is all right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can we get away
again tonight? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only one who
could ever reach me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was the son of
a preacher man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only boy who
could ever teach me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was the son of
a preacher man ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Yes he was ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Was ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Yes he was ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Was ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh yes he was... ♪</i>

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Could somebody else... yes, pretty good.

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Wait, Donna can do it better. Donna!

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- Do the fingertips.
- Mmm.

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<i>♪ The look that
was in his eyes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stealing kisses
from me on the sly ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Taking time to make time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Telling me that
he's all mine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Learning from each
other's knowing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Looking to see how
much we've been growing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only one who
could ever reach me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was the son of
a preacher man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only boy who
could ever teach me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was the son of
a preacher man ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Yes he was ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Was ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Yes he was ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Was ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only one who
could ever reach me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was the son of
a preacher man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The only boy who
could ever teach me... ♪</i>

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[both sigh]

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Don't like how I walk 'em to the stage.

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Are they fucking kidding?

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Look, maybe just call Phil and...

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Call Phil?

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Why do I fucking need to call Phil?

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What do I need to call Phil for?

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For advice about walking them to the stage.

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- And then...
- [water running]

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And... and then what?

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Well, and then, while
you have him on the phone,

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ask if maybe he can help
us find a new opening act.

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W-we have zero proof that the opening act

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is trying to sabotage us.

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- Zero.
- Oh, oh, okay, no, no.

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I-I have Nancy Drew-ed
this shit up and down.

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For all those sweet
harmonies and amazing songs,

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they are provocateurs.

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And I don't know if
those passive-aggressive,

193
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seemingly kind but secretly
vicious motherfuckers...

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[door opens]

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Bathroom's free. It's all yours.

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Then what? Shelli, come on.

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Come on.

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They... they pranked us last night.

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You have to get them in line or fire them.

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Because that's what Phil would do, right?

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- Oh, no. I didn't say...
- No, you're thinking if Phil

202
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were here, none of this would've happened.

203
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This wouldn't've happened on Phil's watch.

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You don't know what I think. I-I...

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No, you thought it, because
you thought if Phil were here...

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There is a large man in a... in a towel.

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Reg, you're here early.

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Well, I was up most of the night.

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Mostly because I am finding it tough going,

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sleeping in a cupboard.

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But also... Harvey?

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I've, uh...

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...been looking at Harvey's books,

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and while I have cut away a
fair amount of the deadwood

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these last few days, as you
can see it's still not enough.

216
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I need, uh, to individually speak

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to each remaining crew member.

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The undeadwood?

219
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- [snickers]
- Yes.

220
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Yeah, we need to eliminate one more person,

221
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and I cannot, uh, determine who that is

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until I actually understand...

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- Hmm.
- [Bill] Right.

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...what it is you all do.

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Reg, look, th... that's unacceptable.

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- I mean, not to mention...
- That doesn't...

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...a waste of the crew's time.

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- We have a lot...
- No.

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It's arithmetic.

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[sharp breath] Also, um, in New Orleans,

231
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I was told that my suitcase
would be delivered back

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to my, um, room...

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- Hmm.
- ...and it never arrived.

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- It's a brown...
- Brown.

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...leather Fendi, um, suit... yeah.

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- You... you... you got that, right?
- Fendi.

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Um, so if you hear anything...

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All right, then.

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<i>[pop rock music]</i>

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<i>♪♪♪</i>

241
00:08:58,292 --> 00:09:00,327
I hear one more person's getting the ax.

242
00:09:00,329 --> 00:09:01,597
- You serious?
- What?

243
00:09:01,599 --> 00:09:03,768
It's true. Double D wants us

244
00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:05,672
to justify our jobs to him.

245
00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:06,941
Who's Double D?

246
00:09:06,943 --> 00:09:08,176
This would not be happening

247
00:09:08,178 --> 00:09:09,547
if Phil was still here.

248
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,949
That's a great shirt, by the way.

249
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,688
Oi, West Coast, over here. Come on.

250
00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:15,293
You have a nickname?

251
00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:18,865
"West Coast"?

252
00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,401
That's me.

253
00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:22,204
[Kelly Ann] Who made those shirts anyway?

254
00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:24,142
[Wesley] I don't know but
they ask a good question.

255
00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:25,879
"What Would Phil Do?"

256
00:09:25,881 --> 00:09:27,415
Preston.

257
00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:29,285
[Preston] <i>Listen. We got a problem.</i>

258
00:09:29,287 --> 00:09:30,722
Ye... yeah, we got a problem.

259
00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:32,325
It's the British money guy.

260
00:09:32,327 --> 00:09:34,563
No, it's this thing
Christopher started doing,

261
00:09:34,565 --> 00:09:36,166
kissing his fingertips.

262
00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:38,805
Oh, yeah, that... right.
That's... that's new.

263
00:09:38,807 --> 00:09:42,445
Yes, well, it's extremely
disconcerting and disturbing.

264
00:09:42,447 --> 00:09:44,483
<i>Someone needs to tell him
to stop, and since Phil's</i>

265
00:09:44,485 --> 00:09:47,021
<i>not there, that
someone is you, Bill.</i>

266
00:09:47,023 --> 00:09:48,190
<i>♪ 'Cause I can't
have you anymore ♪</i>

267
00:09:48,192 --> 00:09:49,860
I just fucking miss Phil.

268
00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:52,264
You knew him for 45 minutes.

269
00:09:52,266 --> 00:09:54,503
Like the ancient Aztecs
didn't look into someone's soul

270
00:09:54,505 --> 00:09:56,974
and feel a fucking eternity
in the flash of a second?

271
00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:58,310
Come on!

272
00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,280
- So true, mate.
- Unbelievable.

273
00:10:00,282 --> 00:10:02,452
This tour hasn't been the
same since New Orleans.

274
00:10:02,454 --> 00:10:04,022
Fuckin' A, bro.

275
00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:05,026
[Milo] That's right.

276
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,904
Remember in New Orleans
when Bill called me Maestra?

277
00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:16,480
Yeah, it's just something I remember.

278
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,352
Double D, 12 o'clock.

279
00:10:20,056 --> 00:10:22,391
Even Reg gets a nickname.

280
00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:24,830
It started when Bill described him

281
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:28,003
as "'Titanic' in a suit,"
which Shelli changed

282
00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:29,272
to Douchebag Dawson.

283
00:10:29,274 --> 00:10:30,608
'Cause he's going down.

284
00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:31,877
Exactly.

285
00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:33,948
And now we call him Double D

286
00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:36,554
so they can talk about
him on the radio, so...

287
00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:37,889
Good morning.

288
00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:39,860
Mmm.

289
00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:41,062
- Gotta go.
- Me too.

290
00:10:41,064 --> 00:10:43,035
Guitars need tuning.

291
00:10:45,272 --> 00:10:48,110
See you soon, guys. Looking forward.

292
00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:50,447
<i>[laid-back rock music]</i>

293
00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,786
What is a grit exactly?

294
00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:55,458
Is it yet another form of potato?

295
00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,128
Grits aren't potatoes. They're grits.

296
00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:58,498
- I see.
- They're made from corn.

297
00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,000
- Would you like mine?
- No, thank you.

298
00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:03,440
I've had mine. [chuckles]

299
00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:05,512
- Yeah, sure.
- All right.

300
00:11:05,514 --> 00:11:08,520
<i>♪♪♪</i>

301
00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:14,563
[Shelli] Wes, Winston.

302
00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:16,432
Top of the morning.

303
00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:19,473
Those shirts, uh, are they new merch?

304
00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:22,879
Who cares if people miss
Phil, someone made a shirt?

305
00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:25,919
So are you gonna lead
morning circle or what?

306
00:11:25,921 --> 00:11:27,789
We haven't had one since he left.

307
00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,325
That was Phil's thing.

308
00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:31,396
The holding hands and the "Hoo-haa"

309
00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:32,899
and all that, that was his deal.

310
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,572
That's why it worked, 'cause it was his.

311
00:11:35,574 --> 00:11:38,243
I gotta find my own thing.

312
00:11:38,245 --> 00:11:41,851
People need a morning circle, Bill.

313
00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:44,355
[Reg] <i>It doesn't... it
doesn't bother me that, um,</i>

314
00:11:44,357 --> 00:11:46,994
people disperse the
moment I arrive, you know?

315
00:11:46,996 --> 00:11:48,363
[clears throat]

316
00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:50,133
I prefer hominy grits.

317
00:11:50,135 --> 00:11:53,139
Our neighbor used to make us grits,

318
00:11:53,141 --> 00:11:56,814
and they would soak
the corn in something...

319
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,453
Oh, um, I've been meaning
to ask you something.

320
00:11:59,455 --> 00:12:02,057
- Lye.
- Hmm?

321
00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:03,260
They would soak the corn in lye.

322
00:12:03,262 --> 00:12:04,596
Hmm?

323
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:05,798
The kernel would swell

324
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,636
to twice of its original size.

325
00:12:07,638 --> 00:12:09,840
What made you come back?

326
00:12:09,842 --> 00:12:14,852
<i>♪♪♪</i>

327
00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:19,593
I don't know.

328
00:12:19,595 --> 00:12:22,532
Was it something specific that I said,

329
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,937
or... or was it, um, more the fact

330
00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:27,107
that I just spoke to you at all?

331
00:12:27,109 --> 00:12:28,945
You think I came back because of you?

332
00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:30,682
If you want, you can ask me
later, 'cause I'm gonna be,

333
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,384
um, here all day collecting information.

334
00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:35,357
Wow.

335
00:12:35,359 --> 00:12:36,794
- Wow.
- Okay.

336
00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:39,198
To be continued.

337
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:44,208
<i>♪♪♪</i>

338
00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:46,847
Yo, West Coast, let's just hold fingertips.

339
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,985
[Bill] Okay, people!

340
00:12:48,987 --> 00:12:50,053
Morning.

341
00:12:50,055 --> 00:12:52,692
This is Memphis.

342
00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:56,165
So I'll just go ahead and say the word.

343
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,103
- Elvis.
- Whoo!

344
00:12:58,105 --> 00:13:00,877
All right. The King.

345
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:07,555
Now, my own fascination
with Elvis is very specific.

346
00:13:07,557 --> 00:13:09,726
It's the Tiki Room Elvis.

347
00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:12,832
It's the live at Graceland album Elvis.

348
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,003
It's the going to see "Magnum Force"

349
00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:18,076
at the Memphian at midnight
with Ginger Alden Elvis.

350
00:13:18,078 --> 00:13:20,915
It's the embattled Elvis

351
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,721
during the late-night
set at the Hilton Elvis.

352
00:13:23,723 --> 00:13:25,190
It's the wounded Elvis.

353
00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:27,862
After Elvis, "What Happened," Elvis?

354
00:13:27,864 --> 00:13:31,004
Disoriented, lonely.

355
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,549
It's the troubled, epic Elvis.

356
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,122
So a moment of silence.

357
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,627
[hushed chatter]

358
00:13:43,629 --> 00:13:46,101
- [cell phone vibrates]
- [man clears throat]

359
00:13:47,303 --> 00:13:49,305
[mouthing words]

360
00:13:49,307 --> 00:13:51,442
But, hey, let's, uh,

361
00:13:51,444 --> 00:13:54,716
let's talk about Alex Chilton
and the Box Tops, right?

362
00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,954
Earnestine and Hazel's.

363
00:13:56,956 --> 00:14:00,327
The Peabody Hotel with those little ducks

364
00:14:00,329 --> 00:14:03,333
that wander across the lobby there.

365
00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:04,905
Can you feel it?

366
00:14:06,675 --> 00:14:10,748
So... our circle's gotten a little smaller

367
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:14,923
these past few days, yes,
but though less in number...

368
00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:17,795
Fewer in number or less in number?

369
00:14:17,797 --> 00:14:19,466
M-my... my dad would know that.

370
00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:22,237
He was... he was a real
stickler for, uh, grammar

371
00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:24,108
and things like that.

372
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:27,247
Anyhow, I'm gonna get better at this, so...

373
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:28,951
- [all] Hey...
- Bill, Bill, remember that...

374
00:14:28,953 --> 00:14:30,320
- Oh, hold that. Sorry.
- ...um, thing I asked you?

375
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:31,757
- Dude!
- Talk about those interviews.

376
00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:32,892
- Talk about those interviews.
- Got it!

377
00:14:32,894 --> 00:14:34,563
- Yeah.
- Pardon me, guys.

378
00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:37,301
Uh, Reg here requests a
few moments of your time.

379
00:14:37,303 --> 00:14:41,476
But, uh, listen, I-I just
want to say thank you and, um,

380
00:14:41,478 --> 00:14:43,012
- it's gonna be a good day.
- [radio chatter]

381
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,583
- We'll, um...
- Cheers, Bill, thanks.

382
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:46,252
- He kind of...
- Hey.

383
00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,256
- ...came at a crucial time.
- Bill, we have proof.

384
00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:50,160
Video surveillance
footage from Little Rock.

385
00:14:50,162 --> 00:14:51,429
It was The Head and The Heart.

386
00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:52,632
Check it out.

387
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:53,801
<i>[light rock music]</i>

388
00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:55,538
<i>♪ In my waxed up hair... ♪</i>

389
00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,809
Bill, if you don't ax this
motherfucking opening act

390
00:14:57,811 --> 00:14:59,345
right now, I am so ready to do it.

391
00:14:59,347 --> 00:15:01,650
Hey, look, I can't find
a replacement by tonight.

392
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,119
- Do you understand?
- Yes, you could,

393
00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:04,990
if you would just ask for help.

394
00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:09,768
Okay, well, just let... let
me handle this in my own way.

395
00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:13,239
<i>♪ Playing at the talent show ♪</i>

396
00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:18,251
<i>♪♪♪</i>

397
00:15:19,488 --> 00:15:21,122
<i>♪ Well, we got our guitars ♪</i>

398
00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:22,759
<i>♪ And we got our thumb picks ♪</i>

399
00:15:22,761 --> 00:15:24,629
<i>♪ And we go on after some... ♪</i>

400
00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:26,867
I love you.

401
00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:28,671
Are you Daddy's girl?

402
00:15:28,673 --> 00:15:29,973
Yeah. [laughs]

403
00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:31,777
Okay, Delores, now put the baby on.

404
00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:34,181
- [baby] <i>Hi, Daddy!</i>
- Hey, baby!

405
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,018
- Ah... ugh.
- [baby] <i>I watch the video.</i>

406
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,557
- Later.
- [baby] <i>I miss y...</i>

407
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:43,132
I think you know why I'm here.

408
00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:47,407
Look, I had zero involvement
in Phil's Katrina thing.

409
00:15:47,409 --> 00:15:49,044
The minute I discovered
the defrauding, pfft,

410
00:15:49,046 --> 00:15:50,848
I blew the whistle.

411
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,652
Okay, I was involved for a minute.

412
00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:54,421
I-I admit it.

413
00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:57,060
Easy money. Victimless crime.

414
00:15:57,062 --> 00:16:00,233
Okay, they were victims, but
of really bad weather, not me.

415
00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:02,304
And then I came to my senses... [chuckles]

416
00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:05,176
...after my wife threatened to leave me.

417
00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:07,815
Risking my life, I might add,

418
00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:12,492
because in the past, Phil
has killed two people.

419
00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:14,996
On purpose! You ever look in his eyes?

420
00:16:14,998 --> 00:16:18,169
He's got those killer whale
eyes, right before they lose it

421
00:16:18,171 --> 00:16:19,973
and eat they Sea World trainer.

422
00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:22,678
I mean, if Phil were to
find out I turned him in?

423
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,214
What?

424
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,822
I worked so hard to get
to a band of this level.

425
00:16:27,824 --> 00:16:31,162
If you let me go, I'm not
going back to my old level.

426
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,266
I won't have a level. I'll be level-less.

427
00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,401
Harvey, I'm not here to fire you.

428
00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:35,871
I just need to borrow your office.

429
00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:38,276
The one they gave me
smells, but thanks for that.

430
00:16:38,278 --> 00:16:40,447
Oh. [chuckles]

431
00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:43,887
- Thank God.
- But...

432
00:16:43,889 --> 00:16:47,227
...I do expect your support.

433
00:16:47,229 --> 00:16:48,396
And loyalty.

434
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,768
Of course! Of...

435
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,139
man, I'm loyal as hell
when I'm not snitching.

436
00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:54,476
Ha, I'm your dude.

437
00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:56,646
And thank you.

438
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,884
- Can I hug you?
- Absolutely not.

439
00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:01,823
<i>[blues music]</i>

440
00:17:01,825 --> 00:17:05,664
<i>♪♪♪</i>

441
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,737
[sighs]

442
00:17:10,442 --> 00:17:11,843
Look, you're just gonna have to let people

443
00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:13,012
feel this way for a while.

444
00:17:13,014 --> 00:17:14,582
What? What way?

445
00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:16,520
People are pissed at you 'cause you left.

446
00:17:16,522 --> 00:17:19,526
Remember when Mom and
Dad left, how we felt?

447
00:17:19,528 --> 00:17:22,030
See, this is why I can't be around you.

448
00:17:22,032 --> 00:17:23,700
And you can't demand a nickname.

449
00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:25,905
That shit's, like, bestowed.

450
00:17:25,907 --> 00:17:29,278
You gotta let people know,
"Hey, I'm back, for real.

451
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,081
You can count on me."

452
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:35,156
I don't need your help, okay?

453
00:17:35,158 --> 00:17:37,995
And Mom would never
have left if Dad hadn't.

454
00:17:37,997 --> 00:17:40,168
What is Winston doing?

455
00:17:43,676 --> 00:17:45,978
- Coloring.
- With your balisong knife?

456
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,682
Yeah.

457
00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,117
You provided him with a weapon.

458
00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:50,487
Ah, it's a loan.

459
00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:52,491
You should not be supervising a child.

460
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:54,328
You should not have jumped onto my tour.

461
00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:55,464
I had to!

462
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:56,466
I can't be at home,

463
00:17:56,468 --> 00:17:58,269
be around my home friends.

464
00:17:58,271 --> 00:18:00,306
I don't get their lives and
they don't get mine either.

465
00:18:00,308 --> 00:18:02,912
Plus all the mail, trying
to decide what to eat,

466
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,482
it just get... oh, God!

467
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,420
It's just... it's really hard being you.

468
00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:08,890
It gets to me.

469
00:18:08,892 --> 00:18:10,326
- You know what, Wes?
- What?

470
00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:11,663
He's armed.

471
00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:13,834
Oh, Christ on a bike! Hey!

472
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,904
Get back here, devil child!

473
00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:17,073
[Shelli] Ugh, fuck! Shit!

474
00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:19,779
There is no fucking reception here.

475
00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:22,652
- Uh, um...
- What?

476
00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:24,421
...no, nothing.

477
00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:28,162
Just, um...

478
00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:30,768
...I'm back, for real.

479
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:33,507
You can count on me, okay?

480
00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:36,680
Okay, yeah. Good.

481
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,884
- You'll run the teleprompter.
- What?

482
00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:40,988
Tom Staton requested a teleprompter.

483
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,692
- You get to run it.
- [groans]

484
00:18:42,694 --> 00:18:45,497
- [cell phone vibrates]
- Yeah, this is Shelli.

485
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,167
A teleprompter?

486
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,970
You want me to explain what I do?

487
00:18:48,972 --> 00:18:52,478
The first band I ever worked
for cried when I left them.

488
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,247
I don't have to prove myself to you.

489
00:18:54,249 --> 00:18:57,053
Do you know how many times a
day one of those local union guys

490
00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:59,692
asks me who in the band is my boyfriend,

491
00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:01,763
or if I know what all
those little knobs do,

492
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,000
or where the sound <i>man</i> is?

493
00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:06,271
Nobody has a thicker skin than me.

494
00:19:06,273 --> 00:19:08,777
My girlfriend is pregnant, and I love her,

495
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:11,381
but she will never understand what I do.

496
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:15,791
My girlfriend, who makes
me come without touching me,

497
00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:17,628
will never really get it.

498
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:21,669
So do you think you'll ever grasp it?

499
00:19:21,671 --> 00:19:23,874
And you are Donna.

500
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:26,880
<i>[electronic pop music]</i>

501
00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:28,349
<i>♪♪♪</i>

502
00:19:28,351 --> 00:19:30,219
Hello, Head and The Heart.

503
00:19:30,221 --> 00:19:33,560
You look good. Yeah.

504
00:19:33,562 --> 00:19:36,533
You know, Coach John Wooden once said,

505
00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:41,041
"98% of who we are is
equal to every other person.

506
00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:44,949
It's what you do with that extra 2%."

507
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:48,757
Now, your great band is at a crossroads.

508
00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:52,263
So you can use your 2% for antagonism,

509
00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:55,938
or you can use your 2%
to join our community,

510
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:59,211
or you can continue to fuck with us,

511
00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:02,317
and we'll ask you to leave this tour.

512
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:06,459
And that is the story of
how malcontents are born.

513
00:20:06,461 --> 00:20:09,932
Now, I-I-I think we got
off on the wrong foot,

514
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:13,005
so let's change shoes.

515
00:20:13,007 --> 00:20:15,744
My dad taught me that. He was a shoe guy.

516
00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,516
Let's take the next step together.

517
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,487
Let's... let's exercise together.

518
00:20:20,489 --> 00:20:22,423
Let's drink Bullet Coffees together.

519
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:26,799
Coach Wooden, he also
said, "Failure is not fatal.

520
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:30,474
Failure to change might be."

521
00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:31,976
Gentlemen and ladies,

522
00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:34,147
this is a holy endeavor.

523
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:37,353
<i>♪♪♪</i>

524
00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:39,291
Thanks.

525
00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:41,796
<i>♪♪♪</i>

526
00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:45,136
I-I-I-I got to admit,
I-I was magnificent.

527
00:20:45,138 --> 00:20:47,407
I found a groove and I talked with them,

528
00:20:47,409 --> 00:20:48,843
you know, not at them.

529
00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:50,714
Eh, you can see how these cult leaders

530
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,685
and televangelists, how they
could get carried away...

531
00:20:52,687 --> 00:20:54,822
- They just quit.
- What?

532
00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:56,693
Yeah, they're taking the
Neil Young dates in Europe.

533
00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:59,097
- No! What about...
- We need an opening act.

534
00:20:59,099 --> 00:21:02,170
Well, what about, like,
Coach Wooden and the shoes?

535
00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:03,640
What shoes?

536
00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:06,679
We have less than six
hours to find a replacement.

537
00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:09,785
- Call Phil!
- No! You know, fuck it.

538
00:21:09,787 --> 00:21:13,058
I'll find a goddamn
opening act on my own, okay?

539
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,862
- I-I can't.
- Wait.

540
00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:17,568
[sighs] Where you going?

541
00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:19,905
Shelli for Kelly Ann. Meet me stage left.

542
00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:22,410
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

543
00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:23,682
What?

544
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,488
[groans]

545
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:30,560
Teleprompters are a snap. You'll be fine.

546
00:21:30,562 --> 00:21:33,666
Just do not look away, even for a second.

547
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,737
I know a girl who did
teleprompter for Sting.

548
00:21:35,739 --> 00:21:37,040
She leaned down to scratch her ankle

549
00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:38,543
in the middle of "Fields of Gold."

550
00:21:38,545 --> 00:21:40,179
The lyrics started scrolling in Spanish.

551
00:21:40,181 --> 00:21:42,116
Sting sang them in Spanish.
<i>"Campos de Oro."</i>

552
00:21:42,118 --> 00:21:43,853
They were in France.

553
00:21:43,855 --> 00:21:46,559
She's in a group home now,
but I will text you her number.

554
00:21:46,561 --> 00:21:48,295
- She'll walk you through it.
- [stammers]

555
00:21:48,297 --> 00:21:50,901
- I'm a rigger. I can't.
- Yes, you can.

556
00:21:50,903 --> 00:21:53,372
You'll do both, plus...

557
00:21:53,374 --> 00:21:56,479
Uh, guys, why the fuck are
the monitors not up yet?

558
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,883
Plus any other crap job I dump on you.

559
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,388
Someone's getting fired
today. Do you get that?

560
00:22:01,390 --> 00:22:02,891
You're not in film school, Dorothy.

561
00:22:02,893 --> 00:22:05,029
Just lose the attitude.

562
00:22:05,031 --> 00:22:06,999
I mean, the fact that they
even need a teleprompter

563
00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:08,736
- is kind of on you.
- What?

564
00:22:08,738 --> 00:22:10,507
Well, you're the one who told
them to change the set list.

565
00:22:10,509 --> 00:22:12,744
I never thought that they would listen.

566
00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:14,849
Just get your ass over to the Peabody.

567
00:22:14,851 --> 00:22:18,355
I'm gonna text you the alias
Christopher's checked in under.

568
00:22:18,357 --> 00:22:20,294
Find out what songs they
want programmed for tonight.

569
00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:26,772
- [sighs]
- Thank you!

570
00:22:26,774 --> 00:22:29,144
Uh, so two cities ago,
uh, the band's stalker

571
00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:30,947
got backstage and firecrackers went off

572
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:32,416
in the middle of the show.

573
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:33,920
No, it was in the beginning.

574
00:22:33,922 --> 00:22:35,590
Yeah, no, I-I suppose my point is, Puna,

575
00:22:35,592 --> 00:22:38,763
what exactly is it you do?

576
00:22:38,765 --> 00:22:40,901
I sense.

577
00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:43,473
Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm afraid I'm
gonna need a bit more than that.

578
00:22:43,475 --> 00:22:46,311
I have seen you...

579
00:22:46,313 --> 00:22:47,648
on your way to us.

580
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,317
What, you mean this... this morning?

581
00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:53,025
No. On your way to us.

582
00:22:53,027 --> 00:22:56,131
You were chubby as a young one.

583
00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:59,471
How... how did you know that?

584
00:22:59,473 --> 00:23:01,842
You hate being touched.

585
00:23:01,844 --> 00:23:03,980
I know you are afraid.

586
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,286
I see your fears.

587
00:23:10,629 --> 00:23:13,600
You won't fire me.

588
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:17,440
And you will face those fears.

589
00:23:17,442 --> 00:23:20,446
<i>[upbeat R&B music]</i>

590
00:23:20,448 --> 00:23:22,016
<i>♪♪♪</i>

591
00:23:22,018 --> 00:23:23,953
It won't happen tonight.

592
00:23:23,955 --> 00:23:27,260
What... what won't ha... what won't happen?

593
00:23:27,262 --> 00:23:28,496
What won't happen?

594
00:23:28,498 --> 00:23:30,332
<i>♪ Bill collectors at my door ♪</i>

595
00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:33,171
<i>♪ What can you do for me? ♪</i>

596
00:23:33,173 --> 00:23:35,309
<i>♪♪♪</i>

597
00:23:35,311 --> 00:23:36,812
- _
- <i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

598
00:23:36,814 --> 00:23:39,217
- _
- <i>♪♪♪</i>

599
00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,520
[no audible dialogue]

600
00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:43,726
<i>♪ No romance without finance ♪</i>

601
00:23:43,728 --> 00:23:45,129
[no audible dialogue]

602
00:23:45,131 --> 00:23:49,638
<i>♪ No romance without finance ♪</i>

603
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,713
<i>♪ Boy nothing in life is free ♪</i>

604
00:23:53,715 --> 00:23:55,750
<i>♪ That's why I'm asking you ♪</i>

605
00:23:55,752 --> 00:23:58,221
<i>♪ What can you do for me? ♪</i>

606
00:23:58,223 --> 00:24:01,929
<i>♪ I've got responsibilities ♪</i>

607
00:24:01,931 --> 00:24:04,468
<i>♪ So I'm looking for a man ♪</i>

608
00:24:04,470 --> 00:24:07,774
<i>♪ Who's got some
money in his hands ♪</i>

609
00:24:07,776 --> 00:24:11,982
<i>♪ 'Cause nothing from
nothing leaves nothing ♪</i>

610
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:15,322
<i>♪ You got to have something
if you wanna be with me ♪</i>

611
00:24:15,324 --> 00:24:17,226
<i>♪ Oh life... ♪</i>

612
00:24:17,228 --> 00:24:21,869
So, uh, Mr. Pigfucker...
tell me about yourself.

613
00:24:21,871 --> 00:24:23,071
Uh, well, I've toured around the world

614
00:24:23,073 --> 00:24:24,808
with, like, 14 different bands.

615
00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:28,415
Um, I make the dankest coffee
you'll probably ever drink.

616
00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:29,985
And when I'm home, I garden.

617
00:24:29,987 --> 00:24:31,989
I-I have a
guitar-shaped garden.

618
00:24:31,991 --> 00:24:33,828
It's called the guitarden.

619
00:24:35,565 --> 00:24:36,732
Guitar and garden.

620
00:24:36,734 --> 00:24:40,038
Uh, and then I nanny this young gem.

621
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,412
So what's your story? [clears throat]

622
00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:47,621
He's got a butterfly knife.

623
00:24:47,623 --> 00:24:49,958
- Oh, yeah, it's coloring time.
- That's highly dangerous.

624
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,194
You know how to work that thing, right?

625
00:24:51,196 --> 00:24:53,866
Show him.

626
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,772
- [Reg] Oh, Jesus.
- [Wesley] Mm-hmm.

627
00:24:56,774 --> 00:24:59,143
Yeah!

628
00:24:59,145 --> 00:25:00,312
Please leave.

629
00:25:00,314 --> 00:25:02,183
Aw, come on.

630
00:25:02,185 --> 00:25:04,488
Thank you.

631
00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:07,359
[ducks quacking]

632
00:25:07,361 --> 00:25:09,397
Oh, may I help you, young lady?

633
00:25:09,399 --> 00:25:11,234
Yeah, I'm here to see a guest.

634
00:25:11,236 --> 00:25:13,940
Uh, Dan Manutsitch.

635
00:25:13,942 --> 00:25:16,411
Manutsitch?

636
00:25:16,413 --> 00:25:17,848
Yeah.

637
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,050
First name?

638
00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:21,421
Uh, Dan.

639
00:25:21,423 --> 00:25:23,960
Last name?

640
00:25:23,962 --> 00:25:26,532
Manutsitch.

641
00:25:26,534 --> 00:25:30,940
Ma... nuts...

642
00:25:30,942 --> 00:25:31,976
...itch.

643
00:25:31,978 --> 00:25:35,082
That... that's the one.

644
00:25:35,084 --> 00:25:36,619
Oh, here it is.

645
00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:37,921
Dan Manutsitch.

646
00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:40,660
Room 720.

647
00:25:40,662 --> 00:25:42,396
[rapid beeping]

648
00:25:42,398 --> 00:25:44,267
How is it?

649
00:25:44,269 --> 00:25:45,670
It's, um...

650
00:25:45,672 --> 00:25:47,172
Ahh.

651
00:25:47,174 --> 00:25:49,176
[exhales deeply]

652
00:25:49,178 --> 00:25:51,482
Huh?

653
00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:54,020
- Is it a good...
- 160 over 103.

654
00:25:54,022 --> 00:25:55,422
Is that good or bad?

655
00:25:55,424 --> 00:25:57,126
- It's not good.
- Fuck me.

656
00:25:57,128 --> 00:26:00,032
Oh, no, no, no. Don't swear.

657
00:26:00,034 --> 00:26:01,835
Okay, and you take good care of yourself.

658
00:26:01,837 --> 00:26:03,038
- Thank you.
- Okay.

659
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,474
- I care about you.
- Thank you.

660
00:26:04,476 --> 00:26:05,777
- All right, honey.
- Okay.

661
00:26:05,779 --> 00:26:07,747
There you go. All right.

662
00:26:07,749 --> 00:26:08,916
[sighs]

663
00:26:08,918 --> 00:26:10,285
- Okay, thank you.
- Okay.

664
00:26:10,287 --> 00:26:12,724
[cell phone rings]

665
00:26:12,726 --> 00:26:14,595
[sighs]

666
00:26:14,597 --> 00:26:17,266
<i>Bill, life is a gym, and
I hear you are having</i>

667
00:26:17,268 --> 00:26:18,903
<i>a hell of a workout.</i>

668
00:26:18,905 --> 00:26:20,740
Hey, Phil. How you doing?

669
00:26:20,742 --> 00:26:22,744
<i>Well, we're up here on
the launchpad in Finland.</i>

670
00:26:22,746 --> 00:26:25,248
<i>Blast off in two days,
and Taylor Swift will be</i>

671
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,188
<i>the first pop star
to perform in space.</i>

672
00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:30,359
<i>"Planet Swift Tour," that's
what we're calling it.</i>

673
00:26:30,361 --> 00:26:32,129
No kidding? Well, I gotta say,

674
00:26:32,131 --> 00:26:34,000
I'm not surprised. She... she deserves

675
00:26:34,002 --> 00:26:35,470
to be the first one up there.

676
00:26:35,472 --> 00:26:37,641
<i>Yes, she does.</i>

677
00:26:37,643 --> 00:26:39,511
That's pretty exciting.

678
00:26:39,513 --> 00:26:41,482
<i>Uh, Sean told me Head and
The Heart quit on you.</i>

679
00:26:41,484 --> 00:26:43,786
They... they did. It was amicable.

680
00:26:43,788 --> 00:26:45,389
<i>Yeah, I still don't trust 'em.</i>

681
00:26:45,391 --> 00:26:46,725
<i>I hadn't trusted a northwest band</i>

682
00:26:46,727 --> 00:26:48,228
<i>since The Kingsmen rendered</i>

683
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:50,332
<i>two minutes and 40 seconds of heaven</i>

684
00:26:50,334 --> 00:26:52,169
- <i>known as "Louie Louie."</i>
- Right.

685
00:26:52,171 --> 00:26:53,873
<i>I knew you needed a new support act,</i>

686
00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,342
<i>and I made some calls for you, Bill.</i>

687
00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:56,979
We... we are looking. Thank you.

688
00:26:56,981 --> 00:26:58,749
<i>I found somebody for you.</i>

689
00:26:58,751 --> 00:26:59,818
No kidding?

690
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,989
<i>Reignwolf.</i>

691
00:27:01,991 --> 00:27:04,093
Great, Phil. Thank you.

692
00:27:04,095 --> 00:27:06,364
Say, uh, Phil, when...

693
00:27:06,366 --> 00:27:08,869
when you used to walk the guys
to the stage, how would you...

694
00:27:08,871 --> 00:27:10,640
<i>Give me a minute. What was that?</i>

695
00:27:10,642 --> 00:27:12,811
Never mind.

696
00:27:12,813 --> 00:27:13,946
Thanks again.

697
00:27:13,948 --> 00:27:15,717
<i>Happy to help, Bill.</i>

698
00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:18,054
<i>And remember, it's
Taylor Swift's world.</i>

699
00:27:18,056 --> 00:27:20,528
<i>She's just letting us sit in it.</i>

700
00:27:22,331 --> 00:27:24,634
Great. [mutters]

701
00:27:24,636 --> 00:27:27,474
Come on, Bill, you got this.

702
00:27:27,476 --> 00:27:29,310
Where is it you're from exactly?

703
00:27:29,312 --> 00:27:31,314
North. The north.

704
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,686
- Near Bristol.
- Near Bristol?

705
00:27:33,688 --> 00:27:35,523
- Actually Bromley.
- Bromley?

706
00:27:35,525 --> 00:27:38,496
Yeah, east side of the
north side of Bromley.

707
00:27:38,498 --> 00:27:40,265
- Near Leamington Spa?
- Yeah.

708
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,236
Leamington Spa meets Bromley. That's right.

709
00:27:42,238 --> 00:27:44,908
Yeah, yeah, Bromley's nowhere
near Leamington Spa or Bristol.

710
00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:48,214
It is, mate, if you travel...
to the west, by the sea.

711
00:27:48,216 --> 00:27:52,457
Look, you are not from England.

712
00:27:52,459 --> 00:27:55,061
You are from New Jersey.

713
00:27:55,063 --> 00:27:57,299
I have your W-2 here.

714
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,236
All right, all right, fine!
Yeah, I admit it, all right?

715
00:27:59,238 --> 00:28:00,740
Look, I toured with Elvis Costello

716
00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:02,042
and... and I can't stop it, you know?

717
00:28:02,044 --> 00:28:03,344
It just happens. It comes out of me mouth.

718
00:28:03,346 --> 00:28:04,180
- It's just all...
- Okay, enough.

719
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,348
Enough! Enough!

720
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,854
Please just give me some idea

721
00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:09,423
of what it is you do.

722
00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:10,827
Pretend I'm an alien.

723
00:28:10,829 --> 00:28:14,534
Explain to me what you do.

724
00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:17,105
I protect the bass, I fix broken things,

725
00:28:17,107 --> 00:28:19,511
and I owe a cruel obedience to anarchy.

726
00:28:19,513 --> 00:28:21,949
Right. Listen.

727
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:25,590
Lose the offensive accent, or you're out.

728
00:28:25,592 --> 00:28:27,292
[American accent] What accent?

729
00:28:27,294 --> 00:28:29,731
Okay. Terrific.

730
00:28:29,733 --> 00:28:31,300
- Great.
- Thanks for your time.

731
00:28:31,302 --> 00:28:32,871
- Do I still have my job?
- Thanks very much.

732
00:28:32,873 --> 00:28:33,973
- Great.
- Thank you.

733
00:28:33,975 --> 00:28:35,576
Thank you. [clears throat]

734
00:28:35,578 --> 00:28:37,312
- Do you want it open or closed?
- Closed, please.

735
00:28:37,314 --> 00:28:39,484
Closed, okay.

736
00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:40,820
[door closes]

737
00:28:40,822 --> 00:28:42,389
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

738
00:28:42,391 --> 00:28:44,426
Wesley, stop blowing up my phone

739
00:28:44,428 --> 00:28:46,732
asking me if I've seen
Winston or your fucking knife.

740
00:28:46,734 --> 00:28:48,469
I'm about to see Christopher fucking House,

741
00:28:48,471 --> 00:28:50,005
who intimidates the shit out of me,

742
00:28:50,007 --> 00:28:51,975
to talk to him about the
stupid fucking teleprompter,

743
00:28:51,977 --> 00:28:54,581
to which I am morally opposed
but apparently is now my job.

744
00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,752
As opposed to you making
friends and coffee,

745
00:28:56,754 --> 00:28:58,622
I am sleep deprived and
I realize I have made

746
00:28:58,624 --> 00:28:59,991
a huge fucking mistake.

747
00:28:59,993 --> 00:29:01,795
I should have just quit since clearly

748
00:29:01,797 --> 00:29:03,264
nobody wants me to be here.

749
00:29:03,266 --> 00:29:05,302
And Spike Lee is leaving
me automated messages

750
00:29:05,304 --> 00:29:07,807
telling me how happy he is that
I'm going to NYU film school.

751
00:29:07,809 --> 00:29:09,276
But it's all good.

752
00:29:09,278 --> 00:29:10,412
I'll probably end up being the one

753
00:29:10,414 --> 00:29:11,548
who gets fired today.

754
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:14,487
Wish me luck.

755
00:29:14,489 --> 00:29:16,725
[elevator bell rings]

756
00:29:16,727 --> 00:29:18,963
Can you come with me this way?

757
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,800
Kelly Ann is here for you.

758
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:23,071
You can have a seat right there.

759
00:29:23,073 --> 00:29:24,975
<i>♪♪♪</i>

760
00:29:24,977 --> 00:29:26,480
Oh, "Dead Sex."

761
00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:31,155
Everybody watches it on
the bus except for me.

762
00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:39,269
- "Why are you here?"
- To ask you which songs

763
00:29:39,271 --> 00:29:40,840
you want to have on the teleprompter.

764
00:29:40,842 --> 00:29:42,643
"'Why are you here?' she cried,

765
00:29:42,645 --> 00:29:45,015
and in that moment, I died.

766
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,451
To see her giving.

767
00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:50,559
A death worth living."

768
00:29:50,561 --> 00:29:53,064
That's amazing. Yeah.

769
00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:55,201
[scoffs]

770
00:29:55,203 --> 00:29:56,838
Anyway, I don't want anything

771
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,241
on the fucking teleprompter, okay?

772
00:29:58,243 --> 00:29:59,844
Tom's the one who wants it.

773
00:29:59,846 --> 00:30:01,815
He's got lead singer shit to worry about.

774
00:30:01,817 --> 00:30:05,523
And I'm at least ten years
away from "Stage-heimer's."

775
00:30:05,525 --> 00:30:08,161
I'm sorry. Um...

776
00:30:08,163 --> 00:30:11,902
...so how's everyone
feeling about all the changes

777
00:30:11,904 --> 00:30:13,605
and the British guy?

778
00:30:13,607 --> 00:30:15,275
[clicks tongue]

779
00:30:15,277 --> 00:30:17,079
Uh, they're kind of upset.

780
00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:20,353
I didn't know he was gonna fire people.

781
00:30:22,257 --> 00:30:24,527
- Do you want some raisins?
- No, thanks.

782
00:30:24,529 --> 00:30:27,299
Not a fan of raisins, which is strange

783
00:30:27,301 --> 00:30:29,269
'cause usually I'll eat anything,

784
00:30:29,271 --> 00:30:31,407
but a raisin is essentially a person's idea

785
00:30:31,409 --> 00:30:35,315
of how to change a grape when
a grape was already perfect.

786
00:30:35,317 --> 00:30:36,885
- Wow.
- And philosophically,

787
00:30:36,887 --> 00:30:39,089
I hate how people add raisins

788
00:30:39,091 --> 00:30:40,258
where they do not belong.

789
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:42,295
Stuffing, Cream of Wheat, salad.

790
00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:43,899
When will people learn

791
00:30:43,901 --> 00:30:46,938
that raisins are not always the answer?

792
00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:48,642
You're right.

793
00:30:48,644 --> 00:30:51,080
We gotta get rid of Reg.

794
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,650
- Pardon me?
- I get it.

795
00:30:52,652 --> 00:30:54,487
- You're talking in metaphor.
- No, no, no.

796
00:30:54,489 --> 00:30:56,123
I was talking about actual raisins.

797
00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:58,161
Well, it was incredibly meaningful to me.

798
00:30:58,163 --> 00:31:00,666
Uh, which, uh, songs would you like

799
00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:01,601
to have on the teleprompter?

800
00:31:01,603 --> 00:31:03,705
I haven't decided.

801
00:31:03,707 --> 00:31:07,647
I feel this freedom to not have a plan

802
00:31:07,649 --> 00:31:09,984
ever since you said that thing
about changing the set list.

803
00:31:09,986 --> 00:31:12,490
- But...
- You have a gift, Kelly Ann,

804
00:31:12,492 --> 00:31:14,092
for saying what needs to be said.

805
00:31:14,094 --> 00:31:18,067
No. I just talk a lot,

806
00:31:18,069 --> 00:31:20,438
and I was talking about the raisins.

807
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,641
No, you weren't.

808
00:31:21,643 --> 00:31:23,344
He's got an appointment right now,

809
00:31:23,346 --> 00:31:24,614
so you can actually get going.

810
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:25,783
Sure. [laughs]

811
00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:27,453
I... but I was actually talking

812
00:31:27,455 --> 00:31:30,492
about... about the raisins.

813
00:31:30,494 --> 00:31:32,697
Just, uh, ra... raisins, for sure.

814
00:31:32,699 --> 00:31:33,634
Okay. [chuckles]

815
00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:37,540
So you're... you're the tour manager.

816
00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:39,510
Oh, no, no, no. Bill is the tour manager.

817
00:31:39,512 --> 00:31:41,313
I'm the production manager.

818
00:31:41,315 --> 00:31:43,217
But Bill, uh, started doing merch.

819
00:31:43,219 --> 00:31:44,654
He goes all the way back with this band

820
00:31:44,656 --> 00:31:46,156
from before the beginning.

821
00:31:46,158 --> 00:31:48,194
He and Christopher were
friends, uh, you know,

822
00:31:48,196 --> 00:31:49,664
since... since the eighth grade.

823
00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:52,637
Ah, so... could it be possible

824
00:31:52,639 --> 00:31:55,743
that because he works for his friend,

825
00:31:55,745 --> 00:32:00,753
that Bill could be, um...

826
00:32:00,755 --> 00:32:02,657
- ...coasting?
- Well, that's fucking bullshit.

827
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:03,659
- No, I...
- No, no, no.

828
00:32:03,661 --> 00:32:05,094
Bill barely sleeps.

829
00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:07,466
This... this is a person with integrity.

830
00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:10,338
I mean, sure, he's unaware of it and...

831
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:13,177
[sighs] ...he hits on women half his age

832
00:32:13,179 --> 00:32:17,787
in a way that's borderline
illegal and just sad to me,

833
00:32:17,789 --> 00:32:20,559
but, um... look.

834
00:32:20,561 --> 00:32:23,397
I suck at compliments, but this is a guy

835
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,070
who reads Coach John Wooden's
book before he goes to sleep

836
00:32:26,072 --> 00:32:29,142
because it's the one thing
his fucking fiasco of a father

837
00:32:29,144 --> 00:32:33,017
ever gave him.

838
00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:37,192
Next question.

839
00:32:37,194 --> 00:32:39,196
I think we're good.

840
00:32:39,198 --> 00:32:41,668
[man] <i>Just so everyone's
clear, tonight's opening act</i>

841
00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:44,776
<i>is going to be Reignwolf and
not The Head and The Heart.</i>

842
00:32:46,847 --> 00:32:50,351
[Shelli] Hey, thought I
might find you up here.

843
00:32:50,353 --> 00:32:53,525
So, Reignwolf. Saving our ass.

844
00:32:53,527 --> 00:32:55,128
- Yup.
- [chuckles]

845
00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:57,365
That's Phil's idea.

846
00:32:57,367 --> 00:33:00,873
Talk to Christopher
about kissing his fingers?

847
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,142
I mean, they're so close.

848
00:33:02,144 --> 00:33:03,879
Why can't Tom just tell him himself?

849
00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:05,516
Why can't they just talk about it?

850
00:33:05,518 --> 00:33:07,486
I guess there's just some things people,

851
00:33:07,488 --> 00:33:08,822
you know, don't know how to say.

852
00:33:08,824 --> 00:33:10,492
Gotta do it quick like ripping off a...

853
00:33:10,494 --> 00:33:13,665
I can't believe you
called Phil behind my back.

854
00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:14,767
I-I didn't.

855
00:33:14,769 --> 00:33:16,270
No, you called your husband

856
00:33:16,272 --> 00:33:19,176
who works with Phil.

857
00:33:19,178 --> 00:33:20,546
Bill, I was trying to help.

858
00:33:20,548 --> 00:33:23,518
I-I don't want that kind of help.

859
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,458
Hey, you think just
'cause Sean is on retainer

860
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:29,396
with Taylor Swift, I'm
sitting in a tub of butter?

861
00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:31,701
We keep our money separate,
and my mother needs a new roof

862
00:33:31,703 --> 00:33:33,103
and both knees replaced.

863
00:33:33,105 --> 00:33:34,941
My medusa of a sister is no help at all.

864
00:33:34,943 --> 00:33:36,210
It all lands on me.

865
00:33:36,212 --> 00:33:38,047
And if this tour goes all to hell,

866
00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:39,249
who's getting fired?

867
00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:40,552
Christopher House's oldest friend?

868
00:33:40,554 --> 00:33:42,756
Probably not.

869
00:33:42,758 --> 00:33:44,392
"Sitting in a tub of butter"?

870
00:33:44,394 --> 00:33:46,096
- Pe... people say that?
- Yes.

871
00:33:46,098 --> 00:33:47,500
I've got it! Why has this band

872
00:33:47,502 --> 00:33:48,969
never released a box set?

873
00:33:48,971 --> 00:33:52,576
Extra content, preexisting valuable stuff,

874
00:33:52,578 --> 00:33:57,586
that is the way to energize
and monetize the fan base.

875
00:33:57,588 --> 00:33:59,824
Right. Well...

876
00:33:59,826 --> 00:34:01,126
Well, I think the thing is, Reg...

877
00:34:01,128 --> 00:34:02,362
- Mmm.
- ...nobody in the band

878
00:34:02,364 --> 00:34:03,532
saved anything.

879
00:34:03,534 --> 00:34:04,534
Yeah, there... there's no collector

880
00:34:04,536 --> 00:34:05,769
in this band.

881
00:34:05,771 --> 00:34:07,740
[Bill] There's no extra material.

882
00:34:07,742 --> 00:34:09,376
[man] <i>Jordan Cook just
checked in backstage.</i>

883
00:34:09,378 --> 00:34:11,246
Reignwolf is in the building.

884
00:34:11,248 --> 00:34:13,050
But I-I do have a suggestion

885
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:15,556
if you're concerned about the brand.

886
00:34:15,558 --> 00:34:16,824
You know I am.

887
00:34:16,826 --> 00:34:18,595
It concerns Christopher.

888
00:34:18,597 --> 00:34:20,966
You know the thing he
does, you know, with...

889
00:34:20,968 --> 00:34:22,770
...kissing his fingertips?

890
00:34:22,772 --> 00:34:26,477
It... you know, sadly, they're
mocking it on social media, Reg.

891
00:34:26,479 --> 00:34:28,347
- [Reg] Are they?
- [Bill] Yes, they are.

892
00:34:28,349 --> 00:34:30,953
And, you know, somebody really
needs to say something to him,

893
00:34:30,955 --> 00:34:34,827
because, between you and me, Tom hates it.

894
00:34:34,829 --> 00:34:36,598
And this is exactly the kind of thing

895
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,702
that can, you know, pull a band apart.

896
00:34:38,704 --> 00:34:41,139
[Reg] Well, Christopher has
just asked to, uh, see me.

897
00:34:41,141 --> 00:34:43,344
I was gonna ask you if you
knew what that was about.

898
00:34:43,346 --> 00:34:46,884
I-I don't, but, you know,
what a great opportunity

899
00:34:46,886 --> 00:34:50,057
to... help the brand.

900
00:34:50,059 --> 00:34:52,061
[man] <i>Christopher is asking for Reg,</i>

901
00:34:52,063 --> 00:34:54,500
<i>and Reignwolf is
ready for soundcheck.</i>

902
00:34:54,502 --> 00:34:56,638
[guitar chords strumming]

903
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,710
Can I get a little bit more, uh, monitor?

904
00:34:59,712 --> 00:35:01,848
Turn... turn the guitar, I would say.

905
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,952
It's loud there.

906
00:35:03,954 --> 00:35:06,089
Uh, here's what we're gonna do.

907
00:35:06,091 --> 00:35:09,195
Just for tonight, I think,
uh, it'd be badass if...

908
00:35:09,197 --> 00:35:11,868
bring that over here, uh, the drum.

909
00:35:11,870 --> 00:35:13,938
And I... can I bring you up a bit?

910
00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:16,511
If we did it more of a, like, a broke...

911
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,515
a brokedown kind of...

912
00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,521
[band plays slow blues]

913
00:35:21,523 --> 00:35:26,533
<i>♪♪♪</i>

914
00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:31,841
I'll go like this. Ah!

915
00:35:31,843 --> 00:35:35,414
<i>♪ Let's not get lost
in the deep end ♪</i>

916
00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:38,688
<i>♪♪♪</i>

917
00:35:38,690 --> 00:35:42,228
<i>♪ Not when I'm
catching my breath ♪</i>

918
00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:43,598
Uh...

919
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,836
<i>♪♪♪</i>

920
00:35:45,838 --> 00:35:50,411
<i>♪ And I don't want
to do this anymore ♪</i>

921
00:35:50,413 --> 00:35:52,950
<i>♪ I'm always saying ♪</i>

922
00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:57,926
<i>♪ You keep trying to
break down my wall ♪</i>

923
00:35:57,928 --> 00:36:00,264
<i>♪ You just think you're ♪</i>

924
00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:03,571
<i>♪ Hardcore ♪</i>

925
00:36:03,573 --> 00:36:07,211
<i>♪ Hardcore ♪</i>

926
00:36:07,213 --> 00:36:12,221
<i>♪ I don't want to
do it anymore ♪</i>

927
00:36:12,223 --> 00:36:14,192
And then we'll cut... he cut in like...

928
00:36:14,194 --> 00:36:16,831
<i>♪♪♪</i>

929
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:18,433
Ahh!

930
00:36:18,435 --> 00:36:22,543
<i>♪♪♪</i>

931
00:36:22,545 --> 00:36:25,549
[Christopher plays soft music]

932
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:30,561
<i>♪♪♪</i>

933
00:36:34,434 --> 00:36:37,438
[band playing blues rock music]

934
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,810
<i>♪ Your brother said he locked
you up in the bedroom ♪</i>

935
00:36:39,812 --> 00:36:41,146
Ha!

936
00:36:41,148 --> 00:36:44,252
<i>♪♪♪</i>

937
00:36:44,254 --> 00:36:48,093
<i>♪ Your sister said she
throw away the key ♪</i>

938
00:36:48,095 --> 00:36:50,498
<i>♪♪♪</i>

939
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,301
<i>♪ Well there's
nothing in the world ♪</i>

940
00:36:52,303 --> 00:36:55,341
<i>♪ Nothing in the world
that's gonna stop you ♪</i>

941
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,913
<i>♪♪♪</i>

942
00:36:57,915 --> 00:37:01,119
<i>♪ Hell no not even me ♪</i>

943
00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:06,064
<i>♪♪♪</i>

944
00:37:11,643 --> 00:37:14,212
<i>♪ Every time I get
to feel like this ♪</i>

945
00:37:14,214 --> 00:37:18,053
<i>♪♪♪</i>

946
00:37:18,055 --> 00:37:20,424
Yes! Yes!

947
00:37:20,426 --> 00:37:25,436
<i>♪♪♪</i>

948
00:37:38,195 --> 00:37:42,769
<i>♪ I just can't do it anymore ♪</i>

949
00:37:42,771 --> 00:37:47,781
<i>♪♪♪</i>

950
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,785
- [applause]
- Whoo!

951
00:37:50,787 --> 00:37:52,622
Jesus Christ.

952
00:37:52,624 --> 00:37:53,891
[cheers and applause]

953
00:37:53,893 --> 00:37:55,895
[sighs]

954
00:37:55,897 --> 00:37:58,835
Jordan, great job.

955
00:37:58,837 --> 00:38:01,072
Look, I can't tell you how relieved I am.

956
00:38:01,074 --> 00:38:04,178
I-I actually... I've been
having some health issues,

957
00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,751
and... anyways. So glad to have you.

958
00:38:06,753 --> 00:38:09,122
We're gonna have a real
blast these next few weeks.

959
00:38:09,124 --> 00:38:10,257
- Thank you.
- Oh, Phil didn't tell you?

960
00:38:10,259 --> 00:38:11,660
No.

961
00:38:11,662 --> 00:38:13,196
I'm on my way out to Copenhagen

962
00:38:13,198 --> 00:38:14,800
right after the show tonight.

963
00:38:14,802 --> 00:38:15,935
- Europe?
- Yeah.

964
00:38:15,937 --> 00:38:17,973
- No! No!
- Yeah, man.

965
00:38:17,975 --> 00:38:19,442
Glad I could help out.

966
00:38:19,444 --> 00:38:21,514
Oh, my God.

967
00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:23,183
Fun times, man.

968
00:38:23,185 --> 00:38:25,020
We'll always have tonight.

969
00:38:25,022 --> 00:38:27,959
<i>♪ See the bright
lights of Memphis ♪</i>

970
00:38:27,961 --> 00:38:31,500
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

971
00:38:31,502 --> 00:38:35,174
<i>♪ I got a friend
lives down there ♪</i>

972
00:38:35,176 --> 00:38:38,815
<i>♪♪♪</i>

973
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:42,556
<i>♪ And I don't know ♪</i>

974
00:38:42,558 --> 00:38:47,566
<i>♪ If I go back again ♪</i>

975
00:38:47,568 --> 00:38:51,540
<i>♪ Giving up is like dying ♪</i>

976
00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:54,680
<i>♪ I get dreams of flying ♪</i>

977
00:38:54,682 --> 00:38:57,084
<i>♪♪♪</i>

978
00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:59,690
Nope, no set list yet, guys.

979
00:38:59,692 --> 00:39:01,594
Kelly Ann, where have you been?

980
00:39:01,596 --> 00:39:03,330
I went to the hotel and Christopher

981
00:39:03,332 --> 00:39:04,900
offered me raisins, and...

982
00:39:04,902 --> 00:39:06,971
Did he tell you which
songs he wants programmed?

983
00:39:06,973 --> 00:39:09,375
No, he says he feels the
freedom not to have a plan.

984
00:39:09,377 --> 00:39:10,979
Oh, fuck that. Okay, I need you to download

985
00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:12,716
everything for the teleprompter.
When I get a set list,

986
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,185
I'll tell you which songs to put on it.

987
00:39:14,187 --> 00:39:15,420
- Thanks. Thank you.
- Don't thank me.

988
00:39:15,422 --> 00:39:16,826
- I don't mean it.
- Good.

989
00:39:25,075 --> 00:39:26,376
Wha... what are you doing in here?

990
00:39:26,378 --> 00:39:27,512
What are you doing in here?

991
00:39:27,514 --> 00:39:29,248
I have to program my teleprompter.

992
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,518
What? In a truck?

993
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:31,887
'Cause I needed some place private.

994
00:39:31,889 --> 00:39:33,223
These cases are never unloaded. They're...

995
00:39:33,225 --> 00:39:34,560
Your little scheme to get me fired

996
00:39:34,562 --> 00:39:37,766
didn't quite come off.

997
00:39:37,768 --> 00:39:39,302
What are you talking about?

998
00:39:39,304 --> 00:39:42,241
Uh, I convinced them...

999
00:39:42,243 --> 00:39:44,078
...to give me another chance somehow.

1000
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,382
I didn't try to get you fired.

1001
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,821
And there I was, thinking foolishly

1002
00:39:48,823 --> 00:39:53,564
that we had the makings of some
sort of friend... friendship.

1003
00:39:53,566 --> 00:39:57,572
I was talking about raisins.

1004
00:39:57,574 --> 00:39:59,943
I would never try to get a person fired.

1005
00:39:59,945 --> 00:40:01,847
- [scoffs]
- Even you.

1006
00:40:01,849 --> 00:40:03,651
Tha... is that how you see me?

1007
00:40:03,653 --> 00:40:07,124
As someone who would try to get you fired?

1008
00:40:07,126 --> 00:40:08,928
Why?

1009
00:40:08,930 --> 00:40:10,665
'Cause I'm wearing this
stupid fucking T-shirt?

1010
00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:11,867
I think it's a nice T-shirt.

1011
00:40:11,869 --> 00:40:13,938
Yeah, don't take it personally.

1012
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,510
- Phil just mattered to people.
- Yeah, I realized that.

1013
00:40:16,512 --> 00:40:18,981
- That's why I had them made.
- What?

1014
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:20,885
I believe in creative cost-effective ways

1015
00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:25,227
of allowing workers to
express their frustrations.

1016
00:40:25,229 --> 00:40:27,732
Are you serious?

1017
00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:30,070
Almost always.

1018
00:40:30,072 --> 00:40:33,143
Like yourself.

1019
00:40:33,145 --> 00:40:36,082
Now, I've told you my secret.

1020
00:40:36,084 --> 00:40:38,388
You tell me one.

1021
00:40:40,259 --> 00:40:42,361
I have to go. I have to
figure out which songs

1022
00:40:42,363 --> 00:40:43,831
they want to have on the teleprompter.

1023
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,369
Like, for instance, who
is... who is this, um,

1024
00:40:46,371 --> 00:40:49,175
Double D that everyone keeps talking about?

1025
00:40:49,177 --> 00:40:50,678
Because I can't seem to find him or her

1026
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,348
in any of the paperwork.

1027
00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:54,418
- What?
- Um, it's you.

1028
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:55,555
It's your nickname.

1029
00:40:55,557 --> 00:40:57,024
Yeah, Double D?

1030
00:40:57,026 --> 00:41:00,432
And what... what does it stand for?

1031
00:41:03,238 --> 00:41:06,008
Due Diligence.

1032
00:41:06,010 --> 00:41:08,014
Really?

1033
00:41:09,985 --> 00:41:12,989
Well, what do you know?

1034
00:41:12,991 --> 00:41:15,396
I must be, uh, growing on them after all.

1035
00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:19,201
[Donna] <i>Hey, guys, uh, okay,
set lists are now available...</i>

1036
00:41:19,203 --> 00:41:21,072
Christ on a bike!

1037
00:41:21,074 --> 00:41:24,178
[Donna] <i>...production
office. Come and get 'em.</i>

1038
00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:25,515
Mr. Diligence.

1039
00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:28,621
[Reignwolf] <i>♪ Are
you satisfied? ♪</i>

1040
00:41:28,623 --> 00:41:31,627
[band playing blues rock music]

1041
00:41:31,629 --> 00:41:33,697
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1042
00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:37,404
<i>♪ Hey there's nowhere to go ♪</i>

1043
00:41:37,406 --> 00:41:42,414
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1044
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:45,287
<i>♪ I've been paralyzed ♪</i>

1045
00:41:45,289 --> 00:41:46,723
<i>♪ Ohh ♪</i>

1046
00:41:46,725 --> 00:41:51,633
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1047
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,737
Hey! Hey!

1048
00:41:53,739 --> 00:41:55,407
Whoa, w-w-what is
it? W-what's wrong?

1049
00:41:55,409 --> 00:41:56,577
No, please don't say
anything because nothing...

1050
00:41:56,579 --> 00:41:57,946
Is this... is this the teleprompter?

1051
00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:59,248
- ...nothing that you...
- Look, you just

1052
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,651
- gotta let it...
- Just...

1053
00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:02,120
Ahh.

1054
00:42:02,122 --> 00:42:03,958
- Oh, say, Reg, did you get a...
- What?

1055
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,028
Did you get a chance to mention it?

1056
00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:07,532
What I spoke to you about earlier?

1057
00:42:07,534 --> 00:42:09,134
Oh, what, you mean the
finger kissing thing?

1058
00:42:09,136 --> 00:42:10,605
- Yeah.
- No, no, there wasn't time

1059
00:42:10,607 --> 00:42:12,374
because, you see, I was
too busy trying to convince

1060
00:42:12,376 --> 00:42:13,978
your mate Chris not to fire me.

1061
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,413
So it looks like you're gonna

1062
00:42:15,415 --> 00:42:16,617
have to tell him yourself after all.

1063
00:42:16,619 --> 00:42:19,088
Well, Reg, just so you know,

1064
00:42:19,090 --> 00:42:21,092
I never told Christopher
he should fire you.

1065
00:42:21,094 --> 00:42:22,294
I know. I know.

1066
00:42:22,296 --> 00:42:24,131
I know 'cause I know who did.

1067
00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:27,004
So, oh, you know, if we consolidate, um,

1068
00:42:27,006 --> 00:42:29,108
some of these cases, we
can eliminate one coach.

1069
00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:30,678
You know the one with
the discarded set pieces?

1070
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,149
- The old sets?
- That way, we wouldn't need

1071
00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:36,155
to let anybody else go.

1072
00:42:36,157 --> 00:42:38,827
[whistles upbeat melody]

1073
00:42:38,829 --> 00:42:43,269
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1074
00:42:43,271 --> 00:42:46,843
<i>♪ Are you satisfied? ♪</i>

1075
00:42:46,845 --> 00:42:51,855
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1076
00:42:55,630 --> 00:42:56,463
[Christopher trilling]

1077
00:42:56,465 --> 00:42:58,399
[knock at door]

1078
00:42:58,401 --> 00:43:00,003
- Hey, brother.
- Hey.

1079
00:43:00,005 --> 00:43:02,508
How you doing? You look good.

1080
00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:03,911
Okay, what's wrong?

1081
00:43:03,913 --> 00:43:06,415
Well... [clears throat]

1082
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,355
...I think we should just
walk to the stage in silence.

1083
00:43:09,357 --> 00:43:12,027
I-I mean, it's not like anything
I say is gonna help, you know?

1084
00:43:12,029 --> 00:43:14,033
Yes, in silence! Great.

1085
00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:18,707
Like Phil always did it.

1086
00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:21,813
Yeah, exactly. Like Phil did it.

1087
00:43:21,815 --> 00:43:23,951
And you know the thing with the...

1088
00:43:23,953 --> 00:43:25,454
...with your fingers?

1089
00:43:25,456 --> 00:43:27,458
- I do that?
- You know you do.

1090
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:29,996
Is it, uh, is it pissing Tom off?

1091
00:43:29,998 --> 00:43:31,833
[chuckles] You know it is.

1092
00:43:31,835 --> 00:43:33,403
[laughs] So what about it?

1093
00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:34,839
Well...

1094
00:43:34,841 --> 00:43:37,044
Bill, before I forget,

1095
00:43:37,046 --> 00:43:39,584
that toilet's clogged.

1096
00:43:41,822 --> 00:43:43,757
I'll take care of it.

1097
00:43:43,759 --> 00:43:44,859
Excuse me.

1098
00:43:44,861 --> 00:43:46,897
I'll shut this so you can...

1099
00:43:46,899 --> 00:43:48,435
[knock at door]

1100
00:43:50,372 --> 00:43:54,445
Hey, just need you to approve the set list.

1101
00:43:54,447 --> 00:43:57,117
Oh, and, uh, Tom wants these
three songs on the teleprompter.

1102
00:43:57,119 --> 00:43:58,587
[toilet water clogging]

1103
00:43:58,589 --> 00:44:01,893
- That okay?
- Whatever Tom wants.

1104
00:44:01,895 --> 00:44:02,762
Great. Thanks.

1105
00:44:02,764 --> 00:44:04,833
[Bill] <i>Shit. Shit!</i>

1106
00:44:04,835 --> 00:44:06,636
Is there someone in your bathroom?

1107
00:44:06,638 --> 00:44:08,172
- Oh, just Bill.
- [Bill] <i>So much water!</i>

1108
00:44:08,174 --> 00:44:09,676
- Dealing with a clog.
- [Bill] <i>Everywhere.</i>

1109
00:44:09,678 --> 00:44:11,880
- Game on.
- [Bill] <i>Come on.</i>

1110
00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:15,019
I'm gonna hand these out
and then I'll be back.

1111
00:44:15,021 --> 00:44:18,392
[performing vocal exercises]

1112
00:44:18,394 --> 00:44:20,163
Guys, here you go.

1113
00:44:20,165 --> 00:44:22,367
Patience is a virtue.

1114
00:44:22,369 --> 00:44:24,271
Kelly Ann?

1115
00:44:24,273 --> 00:44:26,943
"Coyote Kisses," "How It Fades,"

1116
00:44:26,945 --> 00:44:28,714
"Miss Begotten."

1117
00:44:28,716 --> 00:44:30,684
Wait a second. Wait!

1118
00:44:30,686 --> 00:44:32,688
I need the lyrics.

1119
00:44:32,690 --> 00:44:33,757
The Blue and The Black website.

1120
00:44:33,759 --> 00:44:35,628
It has every Staton-House lyric.

1121
00:44:35,630 --> 00:44:37,297
Right, yeah.

1122
00:44:37,299 --> 00:44:40,303
[muffled rock music plays over headphones]

1123
00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:45,315
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1124
00:44:52,229 --> 00:44:53,463
[knocks softly]

1125
00:44:53,465 --> 00:44:55,469
[whispers] It's me.

1126
00:44:57,607 --> 00:44:59,576
[sighs]

1127
00:44:59,578 --> 00:45:01,646
Well, the good news is,

1128
00:45:01,648 --> 00:45:04,552
these T-shirts, they're really absorbent.

1129
00:45:04,554 --> 00:45:06,523
The bad news is...

1130
00:45:06,525 --> 00:45:08,226
[clears throat] ...I'm dying.

1131
00:45:08,228 --> 00:45:10,564
I had my blood pressure checked.

1132
00:45:10,566 --> 00:45:12,969
Uh, it... it scared a nurse.

1133
00:45:12,971 --> 00:45:14,939
Of course your blood pressure's high.

1134
00:45:14,941 --> 00:45:18,914
You drink 18 espressos and
wash it down with Bullet Coffee.

1135
00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:20,416
I'll do this.

1136
00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:22,889
It's time to walk 'em to the stage,

1137
00:45:22,891 --> 00:45:24,659
as only you can.

1138
00:45:24,661 --> 00:45:27,465
Why'd he have to leave?

1139
00:45:27,467 --> 00:45:30,436
I fucking miss him.

1140
00:45:30,438 --> 00:45:31,506
Your dad?

1141
00:45:31,508 --> 00:45:33,944
No, Phil. Fucking Phil.

1142
00:45:33,946 --> 00:45:37,687
I don't miss my dad... that often.

1143
00:45:40,158 --> 00:45:45,133
I can't fill Phil's shoes.

1144
00:45:45,135 --> 00:45:46,538
Just be you.

1145
00:45:48,341 --> 00:45:52,848
So... I know why The Head and
The Heart were so pissed off.

1146
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:55,219
Milo accused them of
drawing Dirty Sanchezes

1147
00:45:55,221 --> 00:45:56,890
on Rick's Potato Heads.

1148
00:45:56,892 --> 00:45:58,292
They didn't do it.

1149
00:45:58,294 --> 00:45:59,462
It was Winston.

1150
00:45:59,464 --> 00:46:02,635
- The devil child?
- Mm-hmm.

1151
00:46:02,637 --> 00:46:04,071
You really are Nancy Drew.

1152
00:46:04,073 --> 00:46:06,077
[laughs]

1153
00:46:09,985 --> 00:46:14,826
You know, Double D suggested
that we send back that truck

1154
00:46:14,828 --> 00:46:17,698
that has the old set on it to save money.

1155
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:20,003
Fuck. That's actually a good idea.

1156
00:46:20,005 --> 00:46:22,508
Yeah, I know.

1157
00:46:22,510 --> 00:46:23,977
- Fuck him.
- Mm-hmm.

1158
00:46:23,979 --> 00:46:25,279
- Fuck 'em all.
- Mmm.

1159
00:46:25,281 --> 00:46:28,520
Get out there. I got this.

1160
00:46:28,522 --> 00:46:30,457
<i>[pensive rock music]</i>

1161
00:46:30,459 --> 00:46:34,197
I can't believe I've been
co-opted into teleprompting.

1162
00:46:34,199 --> 00:46:36,669
It's inauthentic.

1163
00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:39,174
It's false.

1164
00:46:39,176 --> 00:46:41,078
Copy that one.

1165
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,683
- [computer chimes]
- I really appreciate this.

1166
00:46:43,685 --> 00:46:46,589
I know.

1167
00:46:46,591 --> 00:46:48,727
Look, I was emotionally prepared for you

1168
00:46:48,729 --> 00:46:50,664
not to be here anymore, so...

1169
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:52,735
No, I-I get it.

1170
00:46:52,737 --> 00:46:57,547
So now you're back, it's
just hard to even look at you.

1171
00:47:00,619 --> 00:47:04,525
Oh, this song... makes me cry.

1172
00:47:04,527 --> 00:47:09,201
I mean, you were my best friend
on this tour, besides Milo.

1173
00:47:09,203 --> 00:47:11,573
- I was?
- We gave you a pie.

1174
00:47:11,575 --> 00:47:13,510
And with that pie,

1175
00:47:13,512 --> 00:47:17,585
I symbolically severed myself from you.

1176
00:47:17,587 --> 00:47:20,323
Yeah, I mean, it makes... it makes sense.

1177
00:47:20,325 --> 00:47:22,928
Lose the songwriter credits.

1178
00:47:22,930 --> 00:47:25,834
I mean, I still love you,

1179
00:47:25,836 --> 00:47:27,571
but you're not getting your bunk back.

1180
00:47:27,573 --> 00:47:29,509
<i>♪ Then I laughed and I said ♪</i>

1181
00:47:29,511 --> 00:47:31,613
<i>♪ Oh silly me, that's just me ♪</i>

1182
00:47:31,615 --> 00:47:36,021
<i>♪ Then I proceeded to not
comb some stranger's hair ♪</i>

1183
00:47:36,023 --> 00:47:37,290
<i>♪ Never was my style ♪</i>

1184
00:47:37,292 --> 00:47:38,292
- [gasps]
- [computer chimes]

1185
00:47:38,294 --> 00:47:40,129
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1186
00:47:40,131 --> 00:47:41,933
I fucking did it!

1187
00:47:41,935 --> 00:47:43,235
<i>♪ But I couldn't tell you ♪</i>

1188
00:47:43,237 --> 00:47:44,772
Yeah!

1189
00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:46,876
<i>♪ What the hell it
was supposed to mean ♪</i>

1190
00:47:46,878 --> 00:47:49,749
<i>♪ 'Cause it was a
Monday, no, Tuesday ♪</i>

1191
00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:52,320
<i>♪ No, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday ♪</i>

1192
00:47:52,322 --> 00:47:55,460
<i>♪ Then Saturday came
around and I said ♪</i>

1193
00:47:55,462 --> 00:47:58,767
<i>♪ Who's this stupid clown
blocking the bathroom sink? ♪</i>

1194
00:47:58,769 --> 00:48:00,336
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1195
00:48:00,338 --> 00:48:01,338
Hi.

1196
00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:02,641
<i>♪ All my clothes ♪</i>

1197
00:48:02,643 --> 00:48:04,745
<i>♪ I gotta say pretty pimpin' ♪</i>

1198
00:48:04,747 --> 00:48:09,757
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1199
00:48:14,066 --> 00:48:17,072
[raucous cheers and applause]

1200
00:48:23,050 --> 00:48:26,221
Woo-hoo! Whoo!

1201
00:48:26,223 --> 00:48:29,227
[triumphant music plays over loudspeakers]

1202
00:48:29,229 --> 00:48:30,631
<i>♪♪♪</i>

1203
00:48:30,633 --> 00:48:31,966
Hey!

1204
00:48:31,968 --> 00:48:34,672
You gotta stop with the...

1205
00:48:34,674 --> 00:48:36,609
No more.

1206
00:48:36,611 --> 00:48:39,749
Yeah, you're right, Bill.

1207
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:41,351
You always tell me the truth.

1208
00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:43,625
I try.

1209
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:50,539
[cheers and applause continue]

1210
00:48:52,977 --> 00:48:54,979
Good show, dude.

1211
00:48:54,981 --> 00:48:58,822
[crowd screaming]

1212
00:49:02,695 --> 00:49:07,695
Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com

1213
00:49:07,807 --> 00:49:12,815
<i>♪ I don't think I
can do this no more ♪</i>

1214
00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:15,019
<i>♪ I'm only saying ♪</i>

1215
00:49:15,021 --> 00:49:19,500
<i>♪ You keep trying to
break down the walls ♪</i>

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