1 00:00:00,424 --> 00:00:05,418 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:06,926 --> 00:00:08,892 Previously on "Roadies..." 3 00:00:08,928 --> 00:00:11,228 I don't even know if the band are feeling it either. 4 00:00:11,263 --> 00:00:13,564 They haven't changed their set since the last tour. 5 00:00:13,599 --> 00:00:15,065 New setlist. 6 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,400 We're gonna open with "Janine" tonight. 7 00:00:16,435 --> 00:00:18,135 We need an opening act. 8 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:19,837 I can't find a replacement by tonight. 9 00:00:19,872 --> 00:00:21,572 People are pissed at you, 'cause you left. 10 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:23,106 And you can't demand a nickname. 11 00:00:23,142 --> 00:00:24,808 That shit's, like, bestowed. 12 00:00:24,844 --> 00:00:26,276 I had my blood pressure checked. 13 00:00:26,312 --> 00:00:27,744 It scared a nurse. 14 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:29,380 I have everyone on the lookout. 15 00:00:29,381 --> 00:00:30,647 Natalie Shayne is not that good a stalker. 16 00:00:30,683 --> 00:00:32,082 Are you gonna lead morning circle? 17 00:00:32,117 --> 00:00:33,484 No, that was Phil's thing. 18 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:35,285 The holding hands and all that. 19 00:00:35,321 --> 00:00:36,587 That's why it worked, because it was his. 20 00:00:36,622 --> 00:00:37,588 Your little scheme to get me fired 21 00:00:37,623 --> 00:00:38,655 didn't quite come off. 22 00:00:38,691 --> 00:00:39,957 I didn't try to get you fired. 23 00:00:39,992 --> 00:00:41,425 You don't want to be my friend anyway. 24 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:42,926 People on this tour don't like me. 25 00:00:42,962 --> 00:00:45,429 See you in Atlanta. 26 00:01:04,350 --> 00:01:05,649 You are here right now 27 00:01:05,684 --> 00:01:08,151 because of a perceived problem. 28 00:01:08,187 --> 00:01:12,289 "Am I Too Serious?" 29 00:01:12,324 --> 00:01:13,524 Yes, you are. 30 00:01:13,559 --> 00:01:15,559 And that's why you're here. 31 00:01:15,594 --> 00:01:19,530 First and foremost, becoming less serious will be a process. 32 00:01:19,565 --> 00:01:23,500 You can start in the workplace with a joke or two. 33 00:01:23,536 --> 00:01:27,070 You know, "Hey, uh, hard at work, or 'hard' at work?" 34 00:01:27,106 --> 00:01:29,039 And that's funny in the bank. 35 00:01:29,074 --> 00:01:32,175 One good joke that makes people laugh 36 00:01:32,211 --> 00:01:35,879 can change the way they feel about you forever. 37 00:01:35,915 --> 00:01:38,815 Imagine you with an extra sparkle 38 00:01:38,851 --> 00:01:40,584 that can make people laugh. 39 00:01:40,619 --> 00:01:42,586 And that's why we're on the planet. 40 00:01:42,621 --> 00:01:44,354 Have you seen it? 41 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:46,924 It's bad. 42 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,192 What? Who died? 43 00:01:49,228 --> 00:01:50,894 We did. 44 00:01:50,930 --> 00:01:52,563 Motherfucker. 45 00:01:52,598 --> 00:01:54,231 Haven't you ever read "The Bryce Newman Letter"? 46 00:01:54,266 --> 00:01:55,599 I mean, once or twice, but I think all of his columns 47 00:01:55,634 --> 00:01:57,234 are the same. 48 00:01:57,269 --> 00:01:59,736 "Last night I found myself watching a YouTube video 49 00:01:59,772 --> 00:02:02,205 of the Staton-House Band. 50 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:04,441 I once liked this earnest American band. 51 00:02:04,476 --> 00:02:06,543 I thought I'd revisit them in the harsh light 52 00:02:06,579 --> 00:02:07,844 of today's music business. 53 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,681 Let me just say what no one's saying. 54 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:15,452 The band have become relentlessly irrelevant." 55 00:02:16,755 --> 00:02:18,121 It's a full-frontal assault. 56 00:02:18,157 --> 00:02:19,856 He didn't even go to the show. 57 00:02:19,892 --> 00:02:21,725 He reviewed a YouTube fan video. 58 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,293 All right, I'm just gonna go way out on a limb here 59 00:02:23,329 --> 00:02:25,429 and say it's not good. 60 00:02:25,464 --> 00:02:27,631 What are you, trying to be funny? 61 00:02:27,666 --> 00:02:29,433 - Keep reading. Keep reading. - You know what? 62 00:02:29,468 --> 00:02:32,402 Who the fuck gave these people the right to spew this shit? 63 00:02:32,438 --> 00:02:34,471 I'd like to meet this fucker and wrap his tongue 64 00:02:34,506 --> 00:02:36,039 around his neck until it kills him. 65 00:02:36,075 --> 00:02:37,941 All right, that's a bit of an overreaction, okay? 66 00:02:37,977 --> 00:02:39,710 He really goes after Rick. 67 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:41,105 You go after Rick, you go after me. 68 00:02:41,113 --> 00:02:42,879 Wait. He insults you too. 69 00:02:42,915 --> 00:02:44,381 Wait. What? Where? 70 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:47,417 "Bassist Rick Bayless was clearly inebriated 71 00:02:47,453 --> 00:02:49,920 by the end of the evening, out of tune, 72 00:02:49,955 --> 00:02:53,223 and looking like a lost little boy in search of his mommy, 73 00:02:53,258 --> 00:02:54,791 AKA the guitar tuner." 74 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:57,995 All right. 75 00:02:58,030 --> 00:02:59,162 Let's kill him. 76 00:03:17,349 --> 00:03:18,582 Bill. 77 00:03:18,617 --> 00:03:20,183 Yeah. 78 00:03:20,219 --> 00:03:23,020 You know you got handsomer since last year? 79 00:03:23,055 --> 00:03:26,289 Kind of like what happens with the Marlboro man? 80 00:03:28,527 --> 00:03:32,295 Who's that? 81 00:03:32,331 --> 00:03:33,851 I guess you had to be there. 82 00:03:35,968 --> 00:03:39,002 You're as gorgeous as a yellow rose. 83 00:03:40,673 --> 00:03:43,006 You know, a yellow rose means friendship. 84 00:03:44,576 --> 00:03:47,010 Is that right? 85 00:03:47,046 --> 00:03:49,212 Is that what we are? 86 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,055 Oh, hell. 87 00:03:58,090 --> 00:04:00,991 Come on. Leave me alone. 88 00:04:01,026 --> 00:04:02,726 I'm gonna write this fucking guy. 89 00:04:02,761 --> 00:04:04,681 I can't bear... I can't bear this anymore. 90 00:04:04,697 --> 00:04:06,563 - He wasn't even at the show. - It's okay. We got this. 91 00:04:06,598 --> 00:04:07,864 Let's write him. Let's write him. Let's write him. 92 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,220 Write this, "Hey. Hey, asshole..." 93 00:04:09,234 --> 00:04:10,594 - Good. - "Hey, asshole..." 94 00:04:10,602 --> 00:04:11,968 "Why don't you get your head 95 00:04:12,004 --> 00:04:13,537 out of Dave Grohl's hairy ass..." 96 00:04:13,572 --> 00:04:15,038 Oh, he fucking loves Dave Grohl. 97 00:04:15,074 --> 00:04:16,873 Everyone loves Dave Grohl. 98 00:04:16,909 --> 00:04:18,241 "...and be a real reviewer, 99 00:04:18,277 --> 00:04:19,810 because this... this is not writing," all right? 100 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:21,578 - No. - "This... this is whining." 101 00:04:21,613 --> 00:04:23,046 Write that. Write it. 102 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:24,648 Nice. 103 00:04:24,683 --> 00:04:26,416 Sending now. 104 00:04:26,452 --> 00:04:28,585 Good. Done. Boom. 105 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:30,353 I like you better without the accent, man. 106 00:04:30,389 --> 00:04:32,322 - Yeah, me too. Thanks. - Nice. 107 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:36,226 "Bryce Newman does not accept mail from fans he doesn't know." 108 00:04:36,261 --> 00:04:37,701 You've got to be fucking kidding me. 109 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:38,895 I love how he presumes we're his fans. 110 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:41,498 - Fans, fans. - You people love drama. 111 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:43,033 You're right. You're right. You know what? 112 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:44,534 I'm done. Done. 113 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:46,103 - Me too. - Done. 114 00:04:46,138 --> 00:04:47,898 - I'm done. - Just keep... keep reading it... 115 00:04:47,906 --> 00:04:50,774 "Hunger is the active ingredient in an artist's journey..." 116 00:04:50,809 --> 00:04:53,376 Oh, my God. 117 00:04:53,412 --> 00:04:56,713 And the Staton-House Band is no longer hungry. 118 00:04:56,749 --> 00:04:59,516 They are coasting on the music of moper-extraordinaire 119 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:01,618 Christopher House, who once and for all proves 120 00:05:01,653 --> 00:05:03,887 on their current Capture the Flag tour 121 00:05:03,922 --> 00:05:06,056 that he hasn't written a real true song 122 00:05:06,091 --> 00:05:08,425 since the days of "Janine." 123 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:10,193 I found myself missing the old days, 124 00:05:10,229 --> 00:05:13,363 when a Staton-House Band album was still an event, 125 00:05:13,398 --> 00:05:15,866 and I'd drive up the coast in my yellow vintage Volvo 126 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:18,468 and get that great pastrami sandwich at the Hat 127 00:05:18,504 --> 00:05:21,304 with an amazing French dip that came with it. 128 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:23,106 Oh, who would have thought over time 129 00:05:23,142 --> 00:05:25,275 that a French pastrami dip sandwich 130 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:29,813 would be more relevant than the songs of Christopher House? 131 00:05:29,848 --> 00:05:34,651 Dude, he compared your band to a pastrami sandwich. 132 00:05:34,686 --> 00:05:36,219 That's fucked up. 133 00:05:36,255 --> 00:05:38,755 We should have never started playing "Janine." 134 00:05:43,495 --> 00:05:46,062 Don't blame yourself for making them change the setlist. 135 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:48,932 This is not totally your fault. 136 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:51,087 - It's a little your fault. - It's kind of your fault. 137 00:06:03,549 --> 00:06:06,082 Oh, Cassie, I need a hug. 138 00:06:06,118 --> 00:06:10,954 Oh, hey, Dionne. This is Bill. 139 00:06:10,989 --> 00:06:12,122 Hello, sir. 140 00:06:12,157 --> 00:06:13,290 Hi. 141 00:06:13,325 --> 00:06:14,591 What's wrong, D? 142 00:06:14,626 --> 00:06:16,259 I'm just kinda bummed. 143 00:06:16,295 --> 00:06:19,029 I took MDMA last night, and I parked in the wrong spot. 144 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:22,265 And the landlord had my spot taken away and got my car towed. 145 00:06:22,301 --> 00:06:23,500 Tuesdays, right? 146 00:06:23,535 --> 00:06:26,536 It's Thursday. 147 00:06:26,572 --> 00:06:27,938 Hey, Bill, honey, would you scoot over? 148 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:29,439 - I'm just gonna... - Oh, yeah. 149 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:30,954 I'm gonna wrap myself in this blanket 150 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:32,509 so I'm not totally naked. 151 00:06:32,544 --> 00:06:35,145 I hate to make you scoot over, but mmm, 152 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:38,815 mmm, thanks. 153 00:06:38,851 --> 00:06:42,686 I'm just kind of blue this morning. 154 00:06:42,721 --> 00:06:43,687 Yeah. 155 00:06:43,722 --> 00:06:45,288 You know what? 156 00:06:45,324 --> 00:06:47,557 I'm gonna make everybody breakfast. 157 00:06:47,593 --> 00:06:49,726 - Yeah. - Yeah? 158 00:06:49,761 --> 00:06:51,027 Bill, do you have to work super early? 159 00:06:51,063 --> 00:06:53,063 Yeah, but I think I can... I think I can... 160 00:06:53,098 --> 00:06:55,232 - Got a little time, yeah. - Stay for breakfast? 161 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:56,666 Mm-hmm, okay. 162 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:02,839 Sorry about your parking spot. 163 00:07:04,409 --> 00:07:06,076 She's an amazing girl. 164 00:07:06,111 --> 00:07:08,578 Yeah, she sure is. 165 00:07:08,614 --> 00:07:11,348 I try and get to Atl... 166 00:07:11,383 --> 00:07:14,384 Atlanta as often as I can. 167 00:07:14,419 --> 00:07:17,554 Yeah, she calls you Mr. Once A Year. 168 00:07:29,368 --> 00:07:31,868 I love you. 169 00:07:33,739 --> 00:07:35,372 You caught me by surprise. 170 00:07:37,309 --> 00:07:38,608 Me too. 171 00:07:38,644 --> 00:07:40,044 I mean, I only see you once a year, 172 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:42,078 so I might as well get to the point. 173 00:07:42,114 --> 00:07:46,750 Yeah, well, come to the show tonight, okay? 174 00:07:46,785 --> 00:07:49,452 I'll send a runner to come get you. 175 00:07:49,488 --> 00:07:52,122 I want to see you more than once a year. 176 00:08:00,465 --> 00:08:02,766 It's up to you. 177 00:09:10,235 --> 00:09:13,536 Where in the holy hell were you, fuckface asshole? 178 00:09:13,572 --> 00:09:16,539 Hey, it's good to be really loved, you know? 179 00:09:16,575 --> 00:09:18,141 Even if it's only once a year. 180 00:09:18,176 --> 00:09:19,309 What was her name? 181 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:20,643 Cassie. 182 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:22,012 I remember Cassie, 183 00:09:22,047 --> 00:09:23,480 the surfer with the Lana Del Rey eyes. 184 00:09:23,515 --> 00:09:25,682 - Yeah, the eyes. - Okay, let me put it like this. 185 00:09:25,717 --> 00:09:26,983 I don't give a fuck about her eyes. 186 00:09:27,019 --> 00:09:29,452 Everybody is melting down here. 187 00:09:29,488 --> 00:09:31,654 I have not read "The Bryce Newman Letter" yet. 188 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:33,123 Oh, it's super not good. 189 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:34,691 Yeah, well, Christopher hasn't called me. 190 00:09:34,726 --> 00:09:36,292 Christopher's still asleep. 191 00:09:36,328 --> 00:09:38,194 But he's gonna wake up and check his phone. 192 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:41,898 And you can bet 25 "friends" are gonna have written him saying, 193 00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:43,533 "Oh, man, are you okay?" 194 00:09:43,568 --> 00:09:45,135 And... 195 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:47,670 Yep, that's Preston calling again. 196 00:09:47,706 --> 00:09:49,672 Oh, if I could only be a "Cassie." 197 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,808 My biggest problem would be cutting my perfect bangs. 198 00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:53,743 They are good. 199 00:09:53,779 --> 00:09:55,678 Just... 200 00:09:55,714 --> 00:09:56,880 Good morning, Preston. 201 00:09:56,915 --> 00:09:58,848 Good morning, Sweet William. 202 00:09:58,884 --> 00:10:01,317 How's that big shit Bryce Newman left on your doorstep? 203 00:10:01,353 --> 00:10:03,186 I got to pee. 204 00:10:03,221 --> 00:10:04,988 Just tell me, why did we start changing the setlist? 205 00:10:05,023 --> 00:10:07,924 Well, we had a beautiful breeze of inspiration 206 00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:09,392 that just kind of blew on through the tour. 207 00:10:09,428 --> 00:10:10,860 We got lucky. 208 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:13,396 Well, just shut that fucking breeze down. 209 00:10:13,432 --> 00:10:14,431 Everybody in the industry reads this guy, 210 00:10:14,466 --> 00:10:16,499 and it's embarrassing. 211 00:10:16,535 --> 00:10:18,701 Now, look, I'm trying to get on a plane down there today, 212 00:10:18,737 --> 00:10:21,071 but with this fucking El Niño, it's a goddamn nightmare, 213 00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:22,605 and nothing's moving. 214 00:10:22,641 --> 00:10:24,841 Anyway, my son has this situation with his leg. 215 00:10:24,876 --> 00:10:26,209 I thought it was his arm. 216 00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:29,512 It's both. He's a wreck. 217 00:10:29,548 --> 00:10:30,547 13-year-old kid. 218 00:10:30,582 --> 00:10:31,948 His mother never calls him. 219 00:10:31,983 --> 00:10:33,783 He tears his ligament, and he said to me, 220 00:10:33,819 --> 00:10:35,018 "Will you be here for me, Dad?" 221 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:36,853 I mean, what do you say to that? 222 00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:38,621 So what you're saying is, you want me to take care of it 223 00:10:38,657 --> 00:10:40,423 in case you don't show up. 224 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:41,758 Look, Christopher's gonna take this 225 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,593 right to the not-relevant part. 226 00:10:43,628 --> 00:10:45,261 And he's gonna hold it against Tom, 227 00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:46,963 which is a whole other problem for us to talk about... 228 00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:48,278 I mean, when we're face-to-face. 229 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,899 What does that mean? 230 00:10:49,935 --> 00:10:52,702 We have to keep this from Christopher as long as possible. 231 00:10:52,737 --> 00:10:54,537 Well, I've got it taken care of, boss. 232 00:10:54,573 --> 00:10:56,813 Now, would you like to hear some good news on the subject 233 00:10:56,842 --> 00:10:58,308 of that hideous problem of opening acts for this tour? 234 00:10:58,343 --> 00:11:00,076 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 235 00:11:00,112 --> 00:11:01,952 Reg Whitehead's calling me. Let's patch him in. 236 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:03,746 Preston. 237 00:11:03,782 --> 00:11:05,949 Yeah, what would it cost to put some strychnine 238 00:11:05,984 --> 00:11:07,784 in Bryce Newman's pastrami fucking sandwich? 239 00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:09,419 I think I have a solution, Preston. 240 00:11:09,421 --> 00:11:11,154 Reg, Preston and I actually... 241 00:11:11,189 --> 00:11:12,989 I think we actually got a way to work this out so... 242 00:11:13,024 --> 00:11:14,657 Yeah, I've been here all morning thinking about it. 243 00:11:14,693 --> 00:11:17,127 You weren't here, Bill, okay? Thank you. 244 00:11:17,162 --> 00:11:18,895 So realistically, Christopher will read it. 245 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,630 But more important than that, 246 00:11:20,665 --> 00:11:25,168 330,000 Bryce Newman readers have already read it. 247 00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:28,404 So, Preston, great Preston, 248 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:32,242 we neutralize Bryce Newman now. 249 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:34,144 We lead with sugar. 250 00:11:36,481 --> 00:11:38,581 We invite Bryce Newman to the show. 251 00:11:38,617 --> 00:11:39,983 Disastrous. 252 00:11:40,018 --> 00:11:41,618 Wait. This is a very sexy idea. 253 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,852 The crew will kill him. 254 00:11:42,888 --> 00:11:44,420 I'll call Irving Azoff. 255 00:11:44,456 --> 00:11:45,955 We'll get him to the show tonight. 256 00:11:45,991 --> 00:11:46,956 We'll fly him in. We'll kiss his ass. 257 00:11:46,992 --> 00:11:48,158 He'll reverse himself. 258 00:11:48,193 --> 00:11:49,659 - Done. - Done. 259 00:11:49,694 --> 00:11:51,528 Hey, fellas, this is not the way things work. 260 00:11:51,563 --> 00:11:53,263 I want the best pastrami sandwich in Atlanta 261 00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:55,465 waiting for him when he gets there. 262 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,634 Got it. 263 00:11:57,669 --> 00:11:58,935 Fuck. 264 00:12:02,073 --> 00:12:04,174 Hot 'Lanta. 265 00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:08,645 Did you know that if you're... 266 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,880 did you know that... 267 00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:13,550 Atlanta is... 268 00:12:13,585 --> 00:12:16,119 All right, I'm just gonna go ahead 269 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:17,654 and say the name, all right? 270 00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:18,888 Phil. 271 00:12:18,924 --> 00:12:20,957 Phil spent a lot of time in this city. 272 00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:23,860 Phil stood on the side of the stage at the Fox Theatre 273 00:12:23,895 --> 00:12:26,629 when Ronnie Van Zant said, 274 00:12:26,665 --> 00:12:29,299 "What song is it you want to hear?" 275 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,968 And Lynyrd Skynyrd played. 276 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:34,871 Boy, did they play. 277 00:12:34,906 --> 00:12:39,876 It's a burning, churning city of soul and desire. 278 00:12:39,911 --> 00:12:43,546 - OutKast was born here, right? - Yeah, yeah. 279 00:12:43,582 --> 00:12:46,316 Julia Roberts, though not a musician, 280 00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:48,351 was... she likes music. 281 00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:50,486 Donald Glover put his name 282 00:12:50,522 --> 00:12:53,656 into a Wu-Tang Clan name generator 283 00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:56,092 and became Childish Gambino. 284 00:12:56,127 --> 00:12:58,895 And believe it or not, Spike Lee. 285 00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:00,330 Are you kidding? 286 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:01,331 Not Brooklyn? 287 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,765 No, Atlanta. 288 00:13:02,801 --> 00:13:05,501 I'ma say the name. Kanye West. 289 00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:08,605 You put all those people in a room together, 290 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:13,176 and you've got a room full of people from Atlanta. 291 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:17,580 Now, for the next three days, the next three shows, 292 00:13:17,616 --> 00:13:20,783 our very special guest that's gonna be opening is... 293 00:13:20,819 --> 00:13:23,052 Lindsey Buckingham. 294 00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:24,687 Wow. 295 00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:26,389 - Oh, yeah, really? - Right? Huh? How about... 296 00:13:26,424 --> 00:13:27,924 Fantastic. I'm a really huge fan of his. 297 00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:30,593 Yeah. Reg Whitehead. Thank you. Thanks. 298 00:13:30,629 --> 00:13:33,363 Um, okay, so just before you all... 299 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,632 you don't have to... you can stop holding. 300 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,133 Thanks very much. 301 00:13:37,168 --> 00:13:38,201 Okay, so I'm sure that most of you read 302 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:39,936 "The Bryce Newman Letter." 303 00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:42,739 As part of our intention to win this man around 304 00:13:42,774 --> 00:13:44,941 and show him what we are all about, 305 00:13:44,976 --> 00:13:47,744 I have invited him to the next show. 306 00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:49,579 - What? - Yeah, I know. 307 00:13:49,614 --> 00:13:52,315 And guess what? He has accepted, which is great. 308 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:55,451 Bryce is gonna drop by here on his way to Los Angeles. 309 00:13:55,487 --> 00:13:57,420 So I want you to treat him like a king. 310 00:13:57,455 --> 00:13:59,822 I want you to kiss his ass 311 00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:04,560 and reap the benefits as he retracts what he wrote. 312 00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:07,430 And, people... 313 00:14:07,465 --> 00:14:11,000 let us lead with sugar. 314 00:14:24,349 --> 00:14:26,349 What does a stagehand smell like after sex? 315 00:14:26,384 --> 00:14:27,583 Mace. 316 00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,285 Okay, so you know this joke. 317 00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:31,087 You're not funny, but not everybody is. 318 00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:33,623 If you'll excuse me, I need to yellow jacket 319 00:14:33,658 --> 00:14:35,191 the best pastrami sandwich in Atlanta, 320 00:14:35,226 --> 00:14:36,626 and let's just say, Atlanta, Georgia, 321 00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:38,695 not the fucking pastrami capital of the world. 322 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:40,196 Good luck. 323 00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:43,533 Oh, and if you hear about the crew pulling any shit 324 00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:45,268 on Bryce Newman, you let me know. 325 00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:46,869 Well, all I know is that you've got to be nice 326 00:14:46,905 --> 00:14:48,338 to Donna today, because she broke up with Laurie. 327 00:14:48,373 --> 00:14:49,872 And in further news, the sky is blue. 328 00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:50,908 They break up constantly. 329 00:14:50,909 --> 00:14:52,141 No, this is serious. 330 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,984 Nobody likes my jokes. 331 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:05,555 You know, I've been thinking of all the possible ways we have 332 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:07,290 to fuck with Bryce Newman. 333 00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:10,059 Whether it's one insane, wild takedown, 334 00:15:10,095 --> 00:15:12,061 or 100 little stabs of fuck-with-him, 335 00:15:12,097 --> 00:15:13,696 I'm gonna bring this guy a kaleidoscope of pain. 336 00:15:13,732 --> 00:15:15,465 We must. 337 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,833 No, Wes, you just got here, and you're gonna get everybody... 338 00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:17,988 mainly me... in a lot of shit. 339 00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:19,335 You don't understand. 340 00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:20,851 Reg said it was okay to fuck with him. 341 00:15:20,872 --> 00:15:23,039 - What? - You don't get it. 342 00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:25,341 He can't say "fuck with him." 343 00:15:25,377 --> 00:15:26,642 He's English. 344 00:15:26,678 --> 00:15:28,911 He weasel-speaks between the lines. 345 00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:32,081 Look, he says "Oh, show him a great time," 346 00:15:32,117 --> 00:15:33,683 but that's not what he really means. 347 00:15:33,718 --> 00:15:35,585 I'm pretty sure he just means show him a good time. 348 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,354 Wes. 349 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:39,989 Hi. 350 00:15:40,024 --> 00:15:44,594 I hope you're going to make Bryce Newman a... 351 00:15:44,629 --> 00:15:45,828 memorable espresso. 352 00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:47,663 You want it memorable? 353 00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,732 Memorably memorable. 354 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,000 I'm your guy. 355 00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:53,503 Terrific. 356 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,677 - See? - No, I really don't. 357 00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:03,379 And I don't think you should take it upon yourself 358 00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:08,184 to wreak havoc with a crew that you have just joined. 359 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:11,020 Why can't you just support my goals? 360 00:16:18,997 --> 00:16:22,231 Hey, I heard you had a rough night. 361 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:25,701 Yep, I broke up with dum-dum. 362 00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:28,938 I hate it when you call Laurie "dum-dum." 363 00:16:28,973 --> 00:16:31,908 Shelli, I must be desperate, 364 00:16:31,943 --> 00:16:34,076 'cause I'm gonna ask you for advice. 365 00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:35,978 How do you keep your marriage together? 366 00:16:36,014 --> 00:16:39,382 Two tours, two different time zones... 367 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:42,952 You see, uh, Sean and I have dates. 368 00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:45,154 - When? - Three times a week. 369 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,557 On the phone, for at least ten minutes. 370 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,659 And let me tell you, we go there. 371 00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:51,627 It solves problems. 372 00:16:51,663 --> 00:16:53,596 I'll be honest, I've missed the last three dates, 373 00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:55,264 and it's not been good. 374 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,566 That's how we stay connected. 375 00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,267 We have fucking amazing phone sex. 376 00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:00,102 We plan on what we're gonna do when we're together. 377 00:17:00,138 --> 00:17:02,271 And then we do it. 378 00:17:02,307 --> 00:17:03,806 And you don't hold back? 379 00:17:03,842 --> 00:17:05,274 Ha, no. 380 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,076 What do you do, just turn to Bill and say, 381 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,845 "Hey, excuse me, time for me to go have 382 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,746 wild fucking orangutan phone sex"? 383 00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:11,981 Are you nuts? 384 00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:13,683 Bill doesn't know. 385 00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:15,318 He'd feel compelled to act jealous. 386 00:17:15,353 --> 00:17:17,286 No, you slip away. 387 00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:18,788 Say you have a problem with your mother-in-law, 388 00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:22,124 which I, in fact, do, but, no, you just disappear. 389 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,261 And trust me, there is no crisis so relevant 390 00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:29,131 it can't wait ten minutes. 391 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:32,101 Always be punctual, and remember, 392 00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:34,537 it's not duty; it's dessert. 393 00:17:34,572 --> 00:17:36,506 Wow. 394 00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:38,708 Did we just have, like, a personal conversation? 395 00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:41,511 Sean and I are gonna go, uh, 396 00:17:41,546 --> 00:17:42,612 build some bridges this afternoon, 397 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:43,779 if you know what I mean. 398 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:49,619 Whoa. 399 00:17:53,925 --> 00:17:58,494 Hey, whatcha got for dessert? 400 00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:02,231 I'm friends with Mr. Stanley "Stan" Sativa. 401 00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,399 Whatcha looking for? 402 00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:04,734 The case. 403 00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:14,911 Ohh, okay, I'm looking for something 404 00:18:14,946 --> 00:18:17,580 savagely and ruthlessly hallucinogenic. 405 00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:21,517 I am out of ayahuasca, but I do have PurpleVagina. 406 00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:23,019 Mm, I don't know that one. 407 00:18:23,054 --> 00:18:24,554 PurpleVagina? 408 00:18:24,589 --> 00:18:25,755 Oh, it pretty much takes you back to your childhood 409 00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:26,923 and leaves you there. 410 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,291 Anything stronger? 411 00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:32,695 I have Joshua Tree 37. This is new. 412 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,164 It comes from the fresh-ground, first-stage flower buds 413 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:36,832 of the Colombian cacti. 414 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,948 You just need to be in the country when you ingest it 415 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:42,672 where there's trees, water, a field. 416 00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:45,841 Your reality becomes whatever you see. 417 00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:49,278 Whatever you see, you want to become. 418 00:18:49,314 --> 00:18:51,414 I'm fucking warming up to Joshua Tree 37. 419 00:18:51,449 --> 00:18:54,050 Some people can appear in the form of satyr-like demons 420 00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:56,586 or rodent-like creatures. 421 00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,220 And stay away from mirrors. 422 00:18:58,256 --> 00:18:59,455 Yeah, dude. 423 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:01,257 Give me all of that. 424 00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:14,770 - Harvey. - Yeah. 425 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:18,541 Do you look at me and think, "She's as serious as a glacier"? 426 00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:20,309 Uh, I don't know. A glacier? 427 00:19:20,345 --> 00:19:23,913 Okay, how do you know when a drummer is at your door? 428 00:19:23,948 --> 00:19:24,914 Tell me. 429 00:19:24,949 --> 00:19:27,783 "Domino's." 430 00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:30,052 Hmm. 431 00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:32,755 So that means that my joke, it wasn't funny. 432 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:35,558 No, uh, but I'll help you. 433 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:36,892 I'll help you. 434 00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:38,894 'Cause funny is not what you say 435 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,796 but how you say it. 436 00:19:40,832 --> 00:19:41,831 We'll keep at it. 437 00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:44,066 You'll be funny by Baltimore. 438 00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:21,671 Okay, okay, my friends, excuse me. 439 00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:25,174 Lindsey Buckingham's gonna show up in about five minutes, 440 00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:26,842 so anything other than "Hail to the Chief," 441 00:20:26,878 --> 00:20:28,444 I don't want to hear it. Thank you. 442 00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,946 Just need a little professionalism and some focus 443 00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:32,982 that sometimes can be a little lacking 444 00:20:33,017 --> 00:20:34,857 around these parts, so thanks, gang, but just... 445 00:20:34,886 --> 00:20:36,152 Oh, come on, Bill. 446 00:20:36,187 --> 00:20:37,653 Let the kids play. 447 00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,221 You look good. 448 00:20:39,257 --> 00:20:40,890 Hey, don't tell me about looking good. 449 00:20:40,925 --> 00:20:42,358 You look good. 450 00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:44,326 Oh, man. 451 00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:46,062 Hey, let me get you a bullet coffee. 452 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,064 It's so good to see you. Thanks for helping out. 453 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:49,832 Oh, only for you. 454 00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:51,834 Lindsey, I owe you big time for this, thanks. 455 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,803 We've been through too much for me to say no. 456 00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:55,638 Yeah, yeah. Hey, Stan. How you doing? 457 00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:57,707 We got a great dressing room set up for you guys. 458 00:20:57,742 --> 00:20:59,241 This is gonna be good. 459 00:20:59,277 --> 00:21:00,597 This is gonna be great. Oh, yeah. 460 00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:02,011 - Hey. - Yeah. 461 00:21:02,046 --> 00:21:03,379 You, uh, still doing the program? 462 00:21:03,414 --> 00:21:05,347 Oh, yeah. No, everything's good. 463 00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:07,316 Got two years in July. 464 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,718 I'm clean and sober. 465 00:21:08,753 --> 00:21:10,352 Everything's been going good, yeah. 466 00:21:10,388 --> 00:21:12,488 Uh-huh, because, you know, I do worry about you sometimes. 467 00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:13,589 Yeah, I know. 468 00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:14,924 Remember that time at the tiki bar, 469 00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:16,559 where you took that torch... 470 00:21:16,594 --> 00:21:18,561 Yeah, no, I'm still not allowed in that hotel, 471 00:21:18,596 --> 00:21:20,663 and I'm... I'm... I'm not that guy anymore. 472 00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:23,332 Had to do 700 hours of community service. 473 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,900 God, it's good to see you, man. 474 00:21:24,936 --> 00:21:27,937 Man, you feel like a damn linebacker. 475 00:21:53,131 --> 00:21:54,797 Check it again, please. 476 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,767 No Bruce Newman on the list. 477 00:21:57,802 --> 00:21:59,735 Don't make me make phone calls. 478 00:21:59,771 --> 00:22:01,370 I'm on the list, all-access. 479 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:04,807 And the name is Bryce Newman. 480 00:22:04,842 --> 00:22:07,810 Let's see some ID. 481 00:22:07,845 --> 00:22:10,212 Very well, young lady. 482 00:22:10,248 --> 00:22:12,948 Enjoy that on your path to total mediocrity. 483 00:22:14,986 --> 00:22:16,619 This says "Newbert Billingsley." 484 00:22:16,654 --> 00:22:17,887 That's my birth name. 485 00:22:17,922 --> 00:22:19,889 Bryce Newman is my professional name. 486 00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:22,291 Jesus, you unhelpful Millennial. 487 00:22:22,326 --> 00:22:24,326 Would you like to see my income tax returns as well? 488 00:22:24,362 --> 00:22:26,829 Call Reg Whitehead. 489 00:22:26,864 --> 00:22:28,931 If I leave, it is going to be your fault, 490 00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:31,500 and you will join the great unemployed wasteland 491 00:22:31,536 --> 00:22:35,137 that is your generation. 492 00:22:35,173 --> 00:22:37,406 I've never heard of anybody named Newbert before. 493 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,742 Oh, my God. 494 00:22:39,777 --> 00:22:40,810 I know who you are. 495 00:22:40,845 --> 00:22:42,978 You're, like, so famous. 496 00:22:43,014 --> 00:22:44,647 You're, like, the actual molecules 497 00:22:44,682 --> 00:22:47,349 that make up the actual Bryce Newman. 498 00:22:47,385 --> 00:22:50,019 He's the most-read music blogger in the entire social universe. 499 00:22:50,054 --> 00:22:51,454 Actually, I'm the number one 500 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:53,455 industry analyst and critic. 501 00:22:53,491 --> 00:22:55,524 I am the author of "The Bryce Newman Letter." 502 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,861 Blogging is what amateurs do when they type. 503 00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:00,296 Katy Perry wrote a song about him. 504 00:23:00,331 --> 00:23:02,164 Really? Which one? 505 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,532 "Negative Jerk." Look it up. You'll see. 506 00:23:03,568 --> 00:23:07,870 Somehow I don't need to look it up. 507 00:23:07,905 --> 00:23:10,472 Oh, here it is, Bryce Newman. 508 00:23:10,508 --> 00:23:12,208 You I like. Here are two passes. 509 00:23:12,243 --> 00:23:14,310 Take him if you want to. 510 00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:18,314 I don't want to look at his face anymore. 511 00:23:18,349 --> 00:23:20,216 Congratulations. 512 00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:22,685 You're my date. 513 00:23:25,857 --> 00:23:28,524 Shit. 514 00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:30,292 Well, well, well, Natalie Shayne. 515 00:23:30,328 --> 00:23:31,808 What are you doing here? Milo to Puna. 516 00:23:31,829 --> 00:23:34,463 Shh, shh, Bryce Newman is in the bathroom. 517 00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:35,831 I snuck in with him. 518 00:23:35,867 --> 00:23:37,267 You see what he wrote in the letter? 519 00:23:37,268 --> 00:23:38,500 He... will... pay. 520 00:23:38,536 --> 00:23:42,204 Yes... he... will. 521 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,241 Hey, you work with us, I won't throw you out. 522 00:23:47,078 --> 00:23:48,244 So down with that. 523 00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:50,246 Yeah, good stuff. 524 00:23:50,281 --> 00:23:51,380 Okay, go, go. 525 00:23:51,415 --> 00:23:53,749 Oh, my God. 526 00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:03,692 Excuse me. 527 00:24:03,728 --> 00:24:04,928 I'm looking for Reg Whitehead. 528 00:24:04,929 --> 00:24:07,162 Oh, my God, Mr. Newman. 529 00:24:07,198 --> 00:24:08,864 It's Milo. 530 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,767 I'm Milo; I'm the... the bass guitar tech for the band. 531 00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:14,770 Look, it is just such an honor to have you here with us. 532 00:24:14,805 --> 00:24:16,338 Just... gah. 533 00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:18,874 Are you the one I tore apart in my little piece? 534 00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:20,609 To be trashed by Bryce Newman is like being painted 535 00:24:20,645 --> 00:24:22,077 by Pablo Picasso. 536 00:24:22,113 --> 00:24:23,212 Good point. 537 00:24:23,247 --> 00:24:24,527 Please, Mr. Newman, have a seat. 538 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,382 We have this lovely, lovely throne. 539 00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:27,917 I will get you Mr. Reg Whitehead. 540 00:24:27,952 --> 00:24:31,020 Did you know that my name was not on the fucking list? 541 00:24:31,055 --> 00:24:34,356 Now, that hasn't happened to me since 2008 at a Tom Waits show, 542 00:24:34,392 --> 00:24:36,625 which coincidentally, I couldn't "wait" to miss. 543 00:24:36,661 --> 00:24:38,060 He's Billy Joel with bronchitis. 544 00:24:38,095 --> 00:24:39,561 I'll leave it at that. 545 00:24:39,597 --> 00:24:41,864 Your most eviscerating sentences just make me shiver 546 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,399 with delight, even when they're about me. 547 00:24:43,434 --> 00:24:44,800 It's just... 548 00:24:44,835 --> 00:24:46,635 - Well, I went to Harvard. - Good point. 549 00:24:46,671 --> 00:24:50,439 I mean, smart people are just smarter than the rest of us. 550 00:24:50,474 --> 00:24:51,807 That is very true, Milo. 551 00:24:51,842 --> 00:24:53,742 My 15 year-old niece could run Apple Computer 552 00:24:53,778 --> 00:24:55,210 better than Tim Cook. 553 00:24:56,981 --> 00:24:58,461 I'm gonna get you Reg Whitehead, okay? 554 00:24:58,482 --> 00:25:00,115 Okay, if you need something, just... I'll be back. 555 00:25:00,151 --> 00:25:04,053 Thank you. 556 00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:06,422 Where's the girl? 557 00:25:06,457 --> 00:25:08,590 Where'd the girl go? 558 00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:28,077 Mmm, oh, 559 00:25:28,112 --> 00:25:32,781 your tongue feels amazing there. 560 00:25:32,817 --> 00:25:36,118 Oh! Oh, I love our dates, honey. 561 00:25:36,153 --> 00:25:38,420 What? 562 00:25:38,456 --> 00:25:40,122 Oh, yeah, yeah, my mouth too. 563 00:25:40,157 --> 00:25:42,491 Yeah, no, both places at the same time. 564 00:25:45,563 --> 00:25:48,630 Shelli to 5. It's a Code 34. 565 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,833 One minute. Just give me a minute. 566 00:25:50,868 --> 00:25:53,302 This is an emergency. I need you, like, now. 567 00:25:53,337 --> 00:25:55,304 - What do you want? - I need you now, Shelli. 568 00:25:55,339 --> 00:25:57,339 Fuck. 569 00:26:04,048 --> 00:26:05,781 No. 570 00:26:07,018 --> 00:26:08,317 Fuck, I-I got to go. 571 00:26:08,352 --> 00:26:09,852 I-I am gonna so make this up to you. 572 00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:11,453 I'll call you tonight. 573 00:26:11,489 --> 00:26:13,822 I... 574 00:26:13,858 --> 00:26:16,725 Fuck. 575 00:26:16,761 --> 00:26:17,826 What? 576 00:26:17,862 --> 00:26:19,294 Bryce Newman is here, 577 00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:21,063 and nobody is taking care of him. 578 00:26:21,098 --> 00:26:25,334 I had to leave him alone, and Reg is nowhere to be found. 579 00:26:25,369 --> 00:26:27,703 You called me for that? 580 00:26:27,738 --> 00:26:29,304 Well, I just thought it was important. 581 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:32,841 That fucking blogger might have just ended my marriage. 582 00:26:32,877 --> 00:26:35,177 Bryce Newman... 583 00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:37,371 Reg Whitehead. 584 00:26:37,654 --> 00:26:40,082 Thank you so much for gracing us with your time and presence. 585 00:26:40,117 --> 00:26:41,984 I have a 9:50 flight to LA. 586 00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,420 Mm, that may be a little tight, Bryce, 587 00:26:44,455 --> 00:26:46,155 because the show starts at 9:00, so... 588 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:48,157 Wh-wh-where do you like to watch the show from generally? 589 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:49,716 Where's the girl? 590 00:26:49,717 --> 00:26:51,727 Where is the... where's the... where's the... well, I don't know. 591 00:26:51,762 --> 00:26:53,262 We're 19 minutes from the airport. 592 00:26:53,297 --> 00:26:55,931 I already have my ticket, so I can endure three songs. 593 00:26:55,966 --> 00:26:57,599 Oh, that's fantastic. That's such great news. 594 00:26:57,635 --> 00:27:00,936 Bryce, I can promise you a grand adventure. 595 00:27:00,971 --> 00:27:03,939 Now, can I offer you the best pastrami sandwich 596 00:27:03,974 --> 00:27:06,208 in Atlanta from the New Yorker Deli? 597 00:27:07,545 --> 00:27:09,211 Listen, Reg. 598 00:27:09,246 --> 00:27:12,548 Whatever you do or say or present to me on this visit 599 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:15,384 shall not alter my critical analysis of this band, 600 00:27:15,419 --> 00:27:19,688 you understand, so I will eat this sandwich 601 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,390 if we have an agreement 602 00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:24,226 that there's no implicit quid pro quo. 603 00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:25,761 Absolutely, yeah, understood. 604 00:27:25,796 --> 00:27:27,896 There's also the French sauce dip on the side. 605 00:27:27,932 --> 00:27:29,631 Not a fan of the band. 606 00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:31,867 Sandwich isn't gonna change that. 607 00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:33,902 So bon appétit. 608 00:27:33,938 --> 00:27:35,971 - Not changing my review. - You enjoy it. 609 00:27:36,006 --> 00:27:37,873 - Not changing one word. - Okay. 610 00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:40,542 Okay. 611 00:27:40,578 --> 00:27:42,544 It's just a sandwich. 612 00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:46,574 Just a sandwich. 613 00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:03,665 Bryce, this is the greatest coffee. 614 00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:05,968 You will want to write about it. 615 00:28:06,003 --> 00:28:07,736 I don't drink street coffee. 616 00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:09,004 I only drink it from a machine 617 00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:10,339 given to me by Howard Shultz. 618 00:28:10,374 --> 00:28:11,707 I trust you will love this. 619 00:28:20,384 --> 00:28:23,385 Very well. 620 00:28:39,537 --> 00:28:42,171 This is amazing. 621 00:28:42,206 --> 00:28:44,039 Mmm, mmm. 622 00:28:44,074 --> 00:28:47,709 I told you. 623 00:28:47,745 --> 00:28:51,547 Bryce, what's... what's the state of the music business? 624 00:28:51,582 --> 00:28:54,016 What... what are you feeling? What are you picking up? 625 00:28:54,051 --> 00:28:55,884 - Are you serious? - Very, yes. 626 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,719 I don't discuss the business without it being a speech 627 00:28:57,755 --> 00:28:59,788 for which I am paid an honorarium. 628 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,624 But because of this fucking coffee... 629 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:06,728 in short, we are living in an age of spectacle, not music, 630 00:29:06,764 --> 00:29:09,031 and everything you're looking at is dead or dying, 631 00:29:09,066 --> 00:29:11,900 because, baby, if you even have to ask me that question, 632 00:29:11,936 --> 00:29:14,636 "What's the state of the music business?" 633 00:29:14,672 --> 00:29:17,172 Then you're an oldster, and you're dead. 634 00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:19,541 Hey. 635 00:29:21,779 --> 00:29:25,414 Hmm, check it out, prototype 7. 636 00:29:25,449 --> 00:29:26,815 Jony Ive gave it to me. 637 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,884 I lose this thing, I'm a dead man. 638 00:29:28,919 --> 00:29:30,152 Another shot, Bryce? 639 00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,353 Fuck yeah. 640 00:29:31,388 --> 00:29:33,055 Go for Bryce. 641 00:29:44,768 --> 00:29:46,702 Here... here's your coffee. 642 00:29:46,737 --> 00:29:48,103 Thank you. 643 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:50,772 Thank you. 644 00:29:53,477 --> 00:29:56,778 Hey, I love the poster. 645 00:29:56,814 --> 00:29:58,080 You know me, Bill. 646 00:29:58,115 --> 00:29:59,948 I-I do my best. 647 00:29:59,984 --> 00:30:01,783 And we've got a great crew, you know. 648 00:30:01,819 --> 00:30:04,753 We've got Wes, Kelly Ann, my friend Milo here. 649 00:30:04,788 --> 00:30:06,955 This is for the setlist when you're ready. 650 00:30:06,991 --> 00:30:09,424 Thank you, pleasure. 651 00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:13,095 Hey, by the way, where's Phil? 652 00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:14,363 Wh... uh... 653 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:16,098 Phil got let go. 654 00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:17,432 - Yeah... - Yeah, it... 655 00:30:17,468 --> 00:30:19,801 Fired. 656 00:30:19,837 --> 00:30:22,037 - Nobody fires Phil. - Bro, it keeps me up at night. 657 00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:23,372 Please don't call him bro. 658 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:25,407 You knew him a day, Wes. 659 00:30:25,442 --> 00:30:27,943 I can't wrap my head around firing Phil. 660 00:30:27,978 --> 00:30:30,112 The Staton-House Band fired Phil? 661 00:30:30,147 --> 00:30:32,214 Yeah. 662 00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,983 You see, there was an incident with Hurricane Katrina. 663 00:30:35,019 --> 00:30:36,752 Bill, who made that mistake? 664 00:30:36,787 --> 00:30:38,320 Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. So sorry I'm late. 665 00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:39,488 Lindsey Buckingham, how are you? 666 00:30:39,523 --> 00:30:41,323 Such a huge fan. Oh, excuse me. 667 00:30:41,358 --> 00:30:44,826 Sorry, I know you're only here for, uh, three shows, uh, 668 00:30:44,862 --> 00:30:46,161 as our special guest, 669 00:30:46,196 --> 00:30:48,630 but we are enormously appreciative. 670 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:52,067 I'm here helping the band out with some of their affairs. 671 00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:55,837 And I have been a loyal fan of yours 672 00:30:55,873 --> 00:30:58,974 ever since I saw you play at... 673 00:30:59,009 --> 00:31:03,178 or should I say "shred"... at the Olympics. 674 00:31:03,213 --> 00:31:04,479 It was unbelievable. 675 00:31:04,515 --> 00:31:06,748 No, never played the Olympics. 676 00:31:06,784 --> 00:31:08,250 Well, I find that a crime. 677 00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:13,255 Can... may I also add that aside from all the music, 678 00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:17,592 you've... monetized your brand brilliantly. 679 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:18,794 - Reg, my man... - Yes. 680 00:31:18,829 --> 00:31:20,162 - Your guest is here. - Good. 681 00:31:20,197 --> 00:31:22,531 - Thank you. - Okay, pleasure upon pleasure. 682 00:31:22,566 --> 00:31:25,167 Let me know if there's anything that I can do for you. 683 00:31:25,202 --> 00:31:27,035 - All right, then. - Okay, he sat on this. 684 00:31:27,071 --> 00:31:29,938 Will you grab another... uh, he's new. 685 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:32,941 Sorry. 686 00:31:39,683 --> 00:31:41,049 I'm, uh... I'm Milo. 687 00:31:41,085 --> 00:31:43,385 I'm gonna be helping you out on the stage. 688 00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:45,987 "Bleed To Love Her," right? 689 00:31:46,023 --> 00:31:48,023 Yeah, still doing it. 690 00:31:48,058 --> 00:31:49,157 We're doing it tonight. 691 00:33:05,135 --> 00:33:07,135 Saw you with your camera in there. 692 00:33:07,171 --> 00:33:10,305 When sometimes memory isn't enough, 693 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:14,576 you need a souvenir. 694 00:33:25,322 --> 00:33:29,090 "Cassie, thank you for what you said today. 695 00:33:29,126 --> 00:33:32,727 I'm really looking forward to seeing you tonight." 696 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:37,332 Dictation, note to self, 697 00:33:37,367 --> 00:33:39,334 for next "Bryce Newman Letter." 698 00:33:39,369 --> 00:33:41,470 It's over. They're destroyed. 699 00:33:41,505 --> 00:33:43,839 They don't even get that they've vaporized. 700 00:33:43,874 --> 00:33:48,410 Nicki Minaj is picking her teeth with the bones of Bono 701 00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:52,080 and the other skeletons of post-Gen Y culture. 702 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:55,417 Jimmy lovine and Apple Music and Tim Cook 703 00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:57,152 are on a canoe ride to mediocrity, 704 00:33:57,187 --> 00:33:59,421 and everyone under 50 knows it. 705 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:02,491 And here I am with the Staton-House Band. 706 00:34:02,526 --> 00:34:05,126 Take me home, Mr. Wizard. 707 00:34:05,162 --> 00:34:07,429 I am trapped in the land of mediocrity. 708 00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,798 The amber is starting to harden, 709 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:14,803 and I need to get the fuck out. 710 00:34:14,838 --> 00:34:17,539 Oh, wow. 711 00:34:17,574 --> 00:34:19,608 Oh, that's good. 712 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,276 I don't know if it's the coffee or just me, 713 00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:30,619 There is no "hot" left in Hot 'Lanta. 714 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,720 It should be referred to as "Cold" Lanta. 715 00:34:31,755 --> 00:34:33,522 Is it happening yet? 716 00:34:33,557 --> 00:34:36,458 I'm not sure. 717 00:34:54,912 --> 00:34:57,345 Lindsey. Lindsey. Bryce Newman. 718 00:34:57,381 --> 00:34:58,647 Hi. 719 00:34:58,682 --> 00:35:00,382 I met you backstage at the Hollywood Bowl 720 00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:03,084 after the last Mac tour with Irving. 721 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,154 I did a "Bryce Newman Letter" on "Seeds We Sow." 722 00:35:06,189 --> 00:35:10,559 You are a genius and make me weep. 723 00:35:10,594 --> 00:35:11,726 Oh, thank you. 724 00:35:11,762 --> 00:35:13,495 Thank you. 725 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,897 Why are you playing this show? 726 00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:18,066 You can write a better song on the back of a napkin 727 00:35:18,101 --> 00:35:21,670 than Christopher House has in the last ten years. 728 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:26,341 Ooh, heh, they must have something on you. 729 00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:28,243 No, I'm... I'm friends with Bill Hanson, 730 00:35:28,278 --> 00:35:31,246 and I love the band. 731 00:35:31,281 --> 00:35:34,115 Lindsey, the truth is, I just want the best. 732 00:35:34,151 --> 00:35:36,084 I don't want to waste my time with the mediocre 733 00:35:36,119 --> 00:35:38,186 or even the very good. 734 00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:42,357 I am searching for... 735 00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:44,259 long little rodents. 736 00:35:44,294 --> 00:35:45,694 Ooh, they're everywhere. 737 00:35:46,763 --> 00:35:47,796 Here we go. 738 00:35:47,831 --> 00:35:48,863 'Bout time. 739 00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:51,399 Everywhere. 740 00:35:51,435 --> 00:35:53,768 Pardon me? 741 00:35:53,804 --> 00:35:55,103 Greatness. 742 00:35:55,138 --> 00:35:56,204 Are you okay? 743 00:36:01,612 --> 00:36:03,445 You're on fire. 744 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,600 Thank you. 745 00:36:06,850 --> 00:36:10,051 Well... 746 00:36:10,087 --> 00:36:11,386 Bend me over and mount me 747 00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:13,922 like a medieval alpaca, Lindsey Buckingham. 748 00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,593 Ladies and gentlemen, 749 00:36:18,629 --> 00:36:23,231 please welcome Lindsey Buckingham. 750 00:36:34,011 --> 00:36:37,412 ♪ Looking out for love ♪ 751 00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:41,149 ♪ In the night so still ♪ 752 00:36:41,184 --> 00:36:45,153 ♪ Oh, I'll build you a kingdom ♪ 753 00:36:45,188 --> 00:36:48,289 ♪ In that house on the hill ♪ 754 00:36:48,325 --> 00:36:52,627 ♪ Looking out for love ♪ 755 00:36:56,233 --> 00:36:59,668 I smell something glorious. 756 00:36:59,703 --> 00:37:04,439 You've... lit a fire in my loins. 757 00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:06,207 So soft. 758 00:37:06,243 --> 00:37:09,310 I'm doing the best I can with what I've got to work with. 759 00:37:09,346 --> 00:37:12,480 Believe me, what I lack in length, 760 00:37:12,516 --> 00:37:16,217 I more than make up for in girth. 761 00:37:16,253 --> 00:37:19,287 Well, that is good to know. 762 00:37:22,225 --> 00:37:23,725 Oh, yes. 763 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,360 I like that. 764 00:37:25,395 --> 00:37:26,995 Oh, my dark elf. Ohh. 765 00:37:27,030 --> 00:37:31,566 The Staton-House Band "relentlessly irrelevant"? 766 00:37:31,601 --> 00:37:34,669 Your journey has just begun, Newbert. 767 00:37:41,344 --> 00:37:43,411 Oh, dark angel. 768 00:37:43,447 --> 00:37:45,046 Dark angel? 769 00:37:45,082 --> 00:37:48,683 ♪ Oh, you begged me to keep you ♪ 770 00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,820 ♪ In that house on the hill ♪ 771 00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:55,090 ♪ Looking out for love ♪ 772 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,591 I know what your people have done to him. 773 00:37:56,626 --> 00:37:58,593 I have no idea what you're talking about, Reg. 774 00:37:58,628 --> 00:38:00,061 He's fucking lost, and I hear he's been given heavy drugs. 775 00:38:00,097 --> 00:38:02,897 You need to get a handle on your crew now. 776 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:04,499 Reg, raise your voice to me again, 777 00:38:04,534 --> 00:38:06,701 you won't be speaking for a while. 778 00:38:06,737 --> 00:38:09,237 You're making it real hard for me to not fight. 779 00:38:10,907 --> 00:38:12,207 To be continued, Bill. 780 00:38:16,113 --> 00:38:18,179 Puna, go to five. 781 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:19,280 Yes, Bill. 782 00:38:19,316 --> 00:38:20,381 Find Bryce. 783 00:38:27,124 --> 00:38:31,059 In you I see stars. 784 00:38:31,094 --> 00:38:33,261 We must never be apart. 785 00:38:33,296 --> 00:38:34,929 Come back, dark angel. 786 00:38:34,965 --> 00:38:37,198 Come back, dark angel! 787 00:38:43,807 --> 00:38:45,406 Oh, yes. 788 00:38:54,351 --> 00:38:55,717 I speak English. 789 00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:56,885 Oh. 790 00:38:58,421 --> 00:39:00,755 I have journeyed a long way to stand before 791 00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,090 your honorable presence. 792 00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,125 With your permission, Tasty Jose, 793 00:39:04,161 --> 00:39:05,927 may I become you? 794 00:39:05,962 --> 00:39:08,763 Señor Bryce, before I grant you this wish, 795 00:39:08,799 --> 00:39:11,065 you must repent and beg for the mercy 796 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:14,469 of Apple Music and Apple CEO Tim Cook, 797 00:39:14,504 --> 00:39:16,004 who you have criticized so. 798 00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:18,773 Very well. 799 00:39:18,809 --> 00:39:19,908 Your wish shall be granted. 800 00:39:23,013 --> 00:39:26,014 Forgive me, Tim Cook. 801 00:39:28,151 --> 00:39:29,517 May I become you? 802 00:39:29,553 --> 00:39:30,585 No, Bryce. 803 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,787 How easily you betray me. 804 00:39:32,823 --> 00:39:35,857 I cast you to the wilderness of eternal doubt and darkness. 805 00:39:37,994 --> 00:39:39,861 I'm lost, Tim Cook. 806 00:39:39,896 --> 00:39:42,430 I understand, but if you were wearing your Apple Watch, 807 00:39:42,465 --> 00:39:44,032 you wouldn't be. 808 00:39:44,067 --> 00:39:47,502 Ahh, yes. 809 00:39:47,537 --> 00:39:49,470 Thank you, great innovator. 810 00:39:49,506 --> 00:39:51,372 Enjoy your journey. 811 00:39:51,408 --> 00:39:53,541 ♪ Looking out for love ♪ 812 00:39:53,577 --> 00:39:56,678 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 813 00:39:58,315 --> 00:40:03,318 ♪ Big big love ♪ 814 00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:08,723 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 815 00:40:08,758 --> 00:40:10,859 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 816 00:40:10,894 --> 00:40:12,694 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 817 00:40:12,729 --> 00:40:14,362 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 818 00:40:14,397 --> 00:40:16,130 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 819 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,966 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 820 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:19,701 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 821 00:40:19,736 --> 00:40:21,703 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 822 00:40:21,738 --> 00:40:23,338 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 823 00:40:23,373 --> 00:40:25,173 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 824 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:27,008 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 825 00:40:27,043 --> 00:40:28,409 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 826 00:40:28,445 --> 00:40:30,011 ♪ Ooh, ahh ♪ 827 00:40:34,851 --> 00:40:36,985 Thank you, Atlanta. 828 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:40,021 Enjoy my friends, the Staton-House Band. 829 00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:19,060 Eureka. I'm bringing him in. 830 00:41:25,936 --> 00:41:27,902 We should go. 831 00:41:29,272 --> 00:41:30,872 Is it time? 832 00:41:30,907 --> 00:41:32,140 Oh, yeah. 833 00:41:39,149 --> 00:41:40,648 Who did this to him? 834 00:41:40,684 --> 00:41:42,984 All I know is, Tom and Christopher are here, 835 00:41:43,019 --> 00:41:45,887 and they are not happy Bryce Newman is in the building. 836 00:41:45,922 --> 00:41:47,555 I am the Staton-House Band. 837 00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:49,457 Oh, fucking hell. 838 00:41:49,492 --> 00:41:51,326 You know, Reg, I can't help it if someone on the crew 839 00:41:51,361 --> 00:41:53,127 or the whole crew did this to him. 840 00:41:53,163 --> 00:41:55,330 Okay, this was your idea, remember? 841 00:41:55,365 --> 00:41:56,685 "Lead with sugar. 842 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,832 Make him feel like a king." 843 00:41:57,867 --> 00:41:59,334 Remember, that was your rap. 844 00:41:59,369 --> 00:42:00,969 I didn't say rearrange his fucking chromosomes. 845 00:42:01,004 --> 00:42:03,271 Okay, at a certain point, buddy... yeah, yeah, you ready? 846 00:42:03,306 --> 00:42:05,139 All right, all right, hey, Bill, Bill, Bill... 847 00:42:05,175 --> 00:42:06,574 No, this is it, Reg. 848 00:42:06,609 --> 00:42:08,609 This is not Bill's fault, okay? 849 00:42:08,645 --> 00:42:09,944 It was your brother who did this, 850 00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:11,746 and I want him fired, okay? 851 00:42:11,781 --> 00:42:12,914 No, 'cause you're just trying to get me back for what you 852 00:42:12,949 --> 00:42:14,515 still think I did to get you fired. 853 00:42:14,551 --> 00:42:15,850 Please... please, I didn't take that seriously. 854 00:42:15,885 --> 00:42:17,785 Jesus, get a room, you two. 855 00:42:17,821 --> 00:42:20,321 And you can't fire Wes, 'cause he just got fired by Pearl Jam. 856 00:42:20,357 --> 00:42:21,823 Plus, we can't fire him, 857 00:42:21,858 --> 00:42:23,358 because he's the best nanny we've ever had. 858 00:42:23,393 --> 00:42:25,126 - Winston fucking loves him. - Whoo! 859 00:42:25,161 --> 00:42:27,595 Lindsey fucking Buckingham was fucking amazing. 860 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:30,298 Wow. 861 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,766 What did I do? 862 00:42:31,801 --> 00:42:34,302 Reg thinks there's a conspiracy against Bryce 863 00:42:34,337 --> 00:42:35,436 spearheaded by you. 864 00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:37,772 That's what's going on, Wes. 865 00:42:37,807 --> 00:42:39,640 I thought that's what you wanted, Reg. 866 00:42:39,676 --> 00:42:41,542 Sexual assault, exotic hallucinogens, 867 00:42:41,578 --> 00:42:43,111 shame, and humiliation? No, Wes! 868 00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:46,114 It's not what I fucking wanted! 869 00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,348 He'll be writing about this for a year. 870 00:42:47,384 --> 00:42:49,884 Okay, wait. 871 00:42:49,919 --> 00:42:51,052 People. 872 00:42:51,087 --> 00:42:52,553 What the fuck is that? 873 00:42:52,589 --> 00:42:54,069 Check one two, check one two. 874 00:42:54,090 --> 00:42:55,050 Who's out there? 875 00:42:55,058 --> 00:42:56,024 Hello. 876 00:42:56,059 --> 00:42:57,458 Hello. 877 00:42:57,494 --> 00:42:59,494 My name is Bryce Newman. 878 00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:05,333 I write "The Bryce Newman Letter." 879 00:43:07,270 --> 00:43:08,636 I'm 52 years old, 880 00:43:08,671 --> 00:43:10,538 and I wear the clothes of a teenager. 881 00:43:13,243 --> 00:43:16,244 Ohh! 882 00:43:16,279 --> 00:43:17,812 M-maybe you should get... 883 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:19,207 Hey, Puna, where the fuck are you? 884 00:43:19,215 --> 00:43:21,382 I hardly even went to college. 885 00:43:24,421 --> 00:43:28,189 And my real name isn't Bryce Newman. 886 00:43:28,224 --> 00:43:29,390 - What's your name? - Hey, Bryce. 887 00:43:29,426 --> 00:43:31,159 Newbert Billingsley. 888 00:43:31,194 --> 00:43:32,860 Tell Milo to hold off. Ju... hold off for a second. 889 00:43:32,896 --> 00:43:36,230 Newbert Alfred Billingsley. 890 00:43:38,735 --> 00:43:40,535 Why can't I suck my own dick? 891 00:43:42,872 --> 00:43:44,272 I mean, monkeys do. 892 00:43:44,307 --> 00:43:45,773 What did you give that guy? 893 00:43:45,809 --> 00:43:48,910 I don't even listen to the music I review. 894 00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:52,113 I listen to dad rock in the car and switch over to hip-hop 895 00:43:52,148 --> 00:43:55,583 if someone cool pulls up next to me. 896 00:43:55,618 --> 00:43:58,553 I am a fraud! 897 00:44:01,057 --> 00:44:06,060 The hammer of the gods will drive us to new lands! 898 00:44:08,298 --> 00:44:12,100 This is who I am. 899 00:44:21,845 --> 00:44:25,913 Okay, get 'im. 900 00:44:25,949 --> 00:44:27,482 Excuse me, Puna's two minutes away. 901 00:44:27,517 --> 00:44:28,816 Okay. 902 00:44:57,881 --> 00:45:00,781 He's got kind of a James Brown type quality. 903 00:45:06,890 --> 00:45:08,422 I love you, Chicago! 904 00:45:15,965 --> 00:45:16,931 Atlanta. 905 00:45:18,701 --> 00:45:20,368 Bryce, I think you made your point. 906 00:45:22,305 --> 00:45:25,206 I have become the Staton-House Band. 907 00:45:25,241 --> 00:45:28,109 Welcome me to your stage. 908 00:45:33,082 --> 00:45:35,583 He's off the stage. 909 00:45:58,007 --> 00:46:00,541 Hello, Atlanta. 910 00:46:00,577 --> 00:46:02,410 The fuck was that? 911 00:46:02,445 --> 00:46:03,844 Where's the girl? 912 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,013 Mutt Lange, meet Tim Cook. 913 00:46:06,049 --> 00:46:08,649 Tasty Jose. 914 00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:09,483 Def Leppard. 915 00:46:09,519 --> 00:46:11,052 Excuse me, folks. 916 00:46:11,087 --> 00:46:12,920 I've got him here with me. Where are you? 917 00:46:12,956 --> 00:46:14,922 There go your tour proceeds. 918 00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,825 He can claim physical abuse now too. 919 00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:21,495 Bill, Wes is a liability, and so is his sister. 920 00:46:21,531 --> 00:46:24,332 As far as I'm concerned, they should both go home. 921 00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:26,734 Hey, why don't you go ahead and fire me while you're at it, Reg? 922 00:46:26,769 --> 00:46:28,502 Okay, look, I run the crew, all right? 923 00:46:28,538 --> 00:46:30,338 Try it. See how that works out. Go ahead. Give it a try. 924 00:46:30,373 --> 00:46:33,507 Bill, Bill, Bill... 925 00:46:33,543 --> 00:46:36,577 it's you or me, but he's got to go. 926 00:46:44,821 --> 00:46:47,421 - Hey, hey, Hot 'Lanta, huh? - Hey-hey. 927 00:46:47,457 --> 00:46:48,756 How 'bout it? 928 00:46:48,791 --> 00:46:50,591 Hi, Stan. 929 00:46:50,627 --> 00:46:53,394 Hi. 930 00:46:53,429 --> 00:46:55,896 Quite a town. 931 00:46:55,932 --> 00:46:57,298 - Bill... - Yeah. 932 00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:58,866 I have to leave. 933 00:46:58,901 --> 00:47:00,635 - No. - I have a family. 934 00:47:00,670 --> 00:47:02,703 This is my time off. 935 00:47:02,739 --> 00:47:04,105 It's been fun. 936 00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,873 What was it? Is it 'cause the guy got dosed? 937 00:47:05,908 --> 00:47:07,408 'Cause we're not so sure that was one of our crew guys 938 00:47:07,443 --> 00:47:08,609 that did that. 939 00:47:08,645 --> 00:47:10,278 I'm all for having a good time, 940 00:47:10,313 --> 00:47:13,247 but this tour is like a Fellini film 941 00:47:13,283 --> 00:47:16,317 crossed with an episode of The Monkees. 942 00:47:16,352 --> 00:47:19,553 And I mean that in the best way, but I-I can't stay. 943 00:47:19,589 --> 00:47:21,122 It's not always like this, Lindsey. 944 00:47:21,157 --> 00:47:22,390 This was just a bad night. 945 00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:23,724 I love you. 946 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,559 I love you too. 947 00:47:25,595 --> 00:47:29,997 As time goes by, I may say it less and less, 948 00:47:30,033 --> 00:47:32,266 but I mean it more. 949 00:47:32,302 --> 00:47:33,901 Me too. 950 00:47:33,936 --> 00:47:35,736 So you take care of yourself. 951 00:47:35,772 --> 00:47:37,505 - Okay. - All right. 952 00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:41,509 Thanks. 953 00:47:41,544 --> 00:47:45,146 The "can't say no" favor now officially belongs to you, man. 954 00:47:45,181 --> 00:47:47,248 You look good. 955 00:47:47,283 --> 00:47:49,317 No, you actually do look good. 956 00:47:49,352 --> 00:47:50,751 You look great. 957 00:47:50,787 --> 00:47:51,819 - Thank you so much. - All right, all right. 958 00:47:51,854 --> 00:47:53,621 I do owe you. Thanks, Lindsey. 959 00:47:53,656 --> 00:47:54,655 I'll be in touch. 960 00:47:54,691 --> 00:47:55,856 Okay. 961 00:47:55,892 --> 00:47:58,259 But you never should have fired Phil. 962 00:47:58,294 --> 00:48:01,262 Yeah, yeah. 963 00:48:01,297 --> 00:48:03,164 Night, Stan. Thank you. 964 00:48:06,235 --> 00:48:07,601 Cassie. 965 00:48:07,637 --> 00:48:09,770 "Hi, Bill. 966 00:48:09,806 --> 00:48:11,672 I didn't come tonight, because I thought you were 967 00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:14,041 gonna pick me up or send a car or something." 968 00:48:14,077 --> 00:48:16,177 Come on, Bill. 969 00:48:16,212 --> 00:48:18,779 "But truthfully, I was kind of glad you forgot. 970 00:48:18,815 --> 00:48:20,548 As you might have guessed, 971 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:22,049 Dionne and I are starting to get together, and..." 972 00:48:22,085 --> 00:48:25,386 Dionne with the man bun? 973 00:48:25,421 --> 00:48:28,856 "I don't know if I'm a once-a-year girl anymore. 974 00:48:28,891 --> 00:48:31,692 "Good night, my once-a-year love. 975 00:48:31,728 --> 00:48:34,729 I hope you had a good show." 976 00:48:38,267 --> 00:48:40,668 Fuck. 977 00:48:44,874 --> 00:48:47,308 Just off Peachtree Road. 978 00:49:22,745 --> 00:49:25,379 "Sorry about tonight, Cassie. 979 00:49:25,415 --> 00:49:27,047 Look out your window, darlin'. 980 00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:28,582 Last chance. 981 00:49:28,618 --> 00:49:30,718 You can grab a suitcase and come with me." 982 00:49:54,076 --> 00:49:55,743 "Love you, Cassie. 983 00:49:55,778 --> 00:49:57,578 I don't do emojis." 984 00:50:06,355 --> 00:50:08,322 "Eat healthy, Bill. 985 00:50:08,357 --> 00:50:11,492 Don't do so much dairy." 986 00:50:32,882 --> 00:50:34,181 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 987 00:50:34,217 --> 00:50:36,650 Don't go. Leave her with something. 988 00:50:36,686 --> 00:50:41,655 Just text her and tell her, "I'll remember you like this, 989 00:50:41,691 --> 00:50:45,125 the most beautiful painting in Atlanta, 990 00:50:45,161 --> 00:50:46,427 maybe the world." 991 00:50:46,462 --> 00:50:48,863 Yeah? 992 00:50:50,366 --> 00:50:51,599 "In the..." 993 00:50:51,634 --> 00:50:54,368 "In Atlanta, maybe the world." 994 00:51:17,426 --> 00:51:18,659 - There's your souvenir. - Yep. 995 00:51:25,902 --> 00:51:29,036 Nice work, Cyrano. 996 00:51:29,071 --> 00:51:31,472 That's not bad. 997 00:51:31,507 --> 00:51:33,641 I might like that nickname. 998 00:51:37,213 --> 00:51:41,315 Okay, Gooch, let's head to Nashville. 999 00:51:43,686 --> 00:51:47,755 So pretty. 1000 00:51:47,790 --> 00:51:51,025 Each one kills you in a different way. 1001 00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:13,747 Uh-oh, it's a new "Bryce Newman Letter." 1002 00:52:13,783 --> 00:52:16,283 "I am writing from a hospital in Atlanta. 1003 00:52:16,319 --> 00:52:18,686 It has incredible Wi-Fi, which you never seem to be able 1004 00:52:18,721 --> 00:52:21,889 to find due to the sad state of post-Steve Jobs infrastructure 1005 00:52:21,924 --> 00:52:22,957 in this country. 1006 00:52:22,992 --> 00:52:24,425 If you go to other countries..." 1007 00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:26,093 "As I have on conferences 1008 00:52:26,128 --> 00:52:28,195 to places like Buenos Aires, 1009 00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:30,531 you would be amazed at the level of service. 1010 00:52:30,566 --> 00:52:31,765 I'll get to the point. 1011 00:52:31,801 --> 00:52:33,567 Though my sciatica acted up, 1012 00:52:33,603 --> 00:52:35,769 as it does in semi-cold weather, 1013 00:52:35,805 --> 00:52:38,706 it has been a long time since I've been to a show 1014 00:52:38,741 --> 00:52:41,875 as kinetically authentic as the Staton-House Band's 1015 00:52:41,911 --> 00:52:44,411 current Capture the Flag tour. 1016 00:52:44,447 --> 00:52:48,315 Their crew treated me like a despotic king. 1017 00:52:48,351 --> 00:52:52,553 I felt connected with them on a timeless, molecular level. 1018 00:52:52,588 --> 00:52:55,055 It felt good, 1019 00:52:55,091 --> 00:52:58,626 good, good within my chromosomes. 1020 00:52:58,661 --> 00:53:02,730 And on a personal note, I'll never be the same. 1021 00:53:02,765 --> 00:53:06,333 The sheer sonic attack and the great work of sound ace 1022 00:53:06,369 --> 00:53:09,837 Donna Mancini lingers with me like the pasta I had 1023 00:53:09,872 --> 00:53:12,840 at Dan Tana's last Thursday night with Peter Paterno..." 1024 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:15,776 I'm on my knees 1025 00:53:15,811 --> 00:53:19,813 unzipping your pants with my teeth. 1026 00:53:19,849 --> 00:53:23,183 "...And so I hail the incredible organization 1027 00:53:23,219 --> 00:53:26,286 and the crew and the deep-tissue community 1028 00:53:26,322 --> 00:53:30,357 I felt in my time with the great Staton-House Band, 1029 00:53:30,393 --> 00:53:33,460 something the oldsters could learn from. 1030 00:53:33,496 --> 00:53:36,030 This can be the future, 1031 00:53:36,065 --> 00:53:39,299 a glimpse of what rock looked like in America 1032 00:53:39,335 --> 00:53:42,136 back when true feeling was worth a damn. 1033 00:53:42,171 --> 00:53:44,304 Thank you, Reg Whitehead, 1034 00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:47,107 a cool customer and a great cat from the U.K. 1035 00:53:47,143 --> 00:53:49,843 Thanks to Wes for the "Wespresso" of my life. 1036 00:53:49,879 --> 00:53:52,012 Thanks to Natalie for the great massage, 1037 00:53:52,048 --> 00:53:55,516 to the Atlanta paramedics, who do such a great job, 1038 00:53:55,551 --> 00:53:57,985 and, of course, to Lindsey Buckingham, 1039 00:53:58,020 --> 00:54:01,355 who performed an otherworldly acoustic opening set. 1040 00:54:01,390 --> 00:54:05,125 It's winter in my heart without you guys. 1041 00:54:05,161 --> 00:54:07,895 I miss you. 1042 00:54:07,930 --> 00:54:10,064 I'll keep this memory close." 1043 00:54:10,099 --> 00:54:13,901 He never even saw the show. 1044 00:54:13,936 --> 00:54:18,539 But the important thing is, he thinks he did. 1045 00:54:20,409 --> 00:54:21,975 "I guess I forgot 1046 00:54:22,011 --> 00:54:25,345 the key to this whole fucking thing is family." 1047 00:54:25,381 --> 00:54:26,880 I knew my idea would work. 1048 00:54:26,916 --> 00:54:28,882 I'm gonna re-hire and bring back Wes. 1049 00:54:28,918 --> 00:54:32,086 He never left, Reg. 1050 00:54:32,121 --> 00:54:34,154 Everybody loves Wes. 1051 00:54:34,190 --> 00:54:36,990 What can you do? 1052 00:54:37,026 --> 00:54:38,192 Mm-hmm. 1053 00:54:38,227 --> 00:54:41,395 Yep. 1054 00:54:41,430 --> 00:54:43,997 Hey, I got 2,000 new followers on my coffee site. 1055 00:54:44,033 --> 00:54:48,869 Dude, Bryce Newman's like a psychedelic fucking angel, man. 1056 00:54:48,904 --> 00:54:50,537 Jesus. 1057 00:54:50,573 --> 00:54:54,742 I can't believe he always ends up winning big. 1058 00:54:54,777 --> 00:54:59,279 You... tonight... funny. 1059 00:54:59,315 --> 00:55:00,914 "Community. 1060 00:55:00,950 --> 00:55:03,851 The feeling you get from the perfect song 1061 00:55:03,886 --> 00:55:06,754 when you realize you're not alone." 1062 00:55:17,767 --> 00:55:20,467 Well done, everybody. 1063 00:55:20,503 --> 00:55:22,369 See you in Nashville. 1064 00:55:22,404 --> 00:55:25,239 "And that's my report from the front row. 1065 00:55:25,274 --> 00:55:27,741 "Love, Bryce Newman. 1066 00:55:27,777 --> 00:55:31,945 AKA Newbert... 1067 00:55:31,981 --> 00:55:34,275 Billingsley." 1068 00:55:40,742 --> 00:55:46,506 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --