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[Bill] <i>Previously on "Roadies"...</i>

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New set lists.

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We're gonna open with "Janine" tonight.

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Just tell me why did we start
changing the set list?

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We should have never started
playing "Janine."

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I actually really appreciate
your brutal honesty.

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I would very much like it if you'd stay.

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Times like these, I used
to like a little drink.

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Remember that time at the tiki bar

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where you took that torch...

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I'm not that guy anymore.

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"Bassist Rick Bayless
was clearly inebriated

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by the end of the evening."

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You go after Rick, you go after me.

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I'm sorry, Natalie.

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We had to get a restraining
order on your visits.

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And here I was thinking foolishly

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that we had the makings of some sort of

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friendsh... friendship.

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You don't want to be my friend anyway.

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You two are in denial...

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about a lot of things.

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[cheers and applause]

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Hey.

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Hey, you have... wait, what's your name?

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It's Kelly Ann. Are you okay?

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Now I need you to put the word "oxygen"

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on your thing, this thing, okay?

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The teleprompter, before
we play "Janine,"

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because I need oxygen to
sing that fucking song,

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'cause she fucking broke his heart.

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Yeah, I'll remind you,
man. I'll remind you, Rick.

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It's all right. It's all right.

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No, we should have never
started playing that song

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because... you know,
'cause Christopher's my friend

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and she fucking
broke his heart, you know?

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Did you know that he hasn't
said her name in seven years?

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Did you know that, Marianne?

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- Seven years.
- Hey, it's Kelly Ann, Rick.

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- Kelly Ann.
- That's what I said.

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[Rick] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Would you do that thing that you do

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when you just make them disappear?

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- [woman] I love you, Rick!
- Uh, yeah. Gotcha.

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- Just backstage, dressing room.
- You're the best, man.

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- All right, yeah, you got it.
- There he is!

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[Milo] Hey, how's it going?

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Yeah, Rick, uh, he wanted you to know

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that he really enjoyed
hanging with you today,

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but, uh... [clicks tongue]

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we gotta hit the road, so...

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Did you like the, uh, like the show?

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<i>♪ Got 16 days ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One for every
time I've gone away ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One for every time I
should have stayed... ♪</i>

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Ugh, that smell you are smelling is me.

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Ugh, it's me. I reek.

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It's actually me.

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I have such a great day off planned.

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- Me too.
- You both do?

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Well, I've always wanted
to see Cave Hill cemetery,

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but I can't get anyone to go with me.

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And Bill actually suggested
we go together.

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I can't wait. I fucking love a cemetery.

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[Donna] Me and West
Coast are hitting Hammerheads

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- for duck fat fries.
- [Shelli] Mmm.

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How does that sound, Kelly Ann?

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It sounds... wait, what do you mean?

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[Shelli] Uh, I'm gonna
take a long-ass shower.

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The minute we check in tomorrow,
I'm gonna order an omelet

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with, uh, bacon and onions

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and maybe a... a scone if they have one.

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[phone ringing]

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Hey.

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[Kelly Ann] Shelli...

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- is Rick okay?
- What?

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Never mind. The cemetery sounds...

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- I know.
- amazing.

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Colonel Sanders buried there.

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Really kinda like a technical advisor

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slash, you know, guitar ninja

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slash, you know, lots...
lots of slashes in my title.

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Oh, and tomorrow, there
happens to be a day off

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as fate would have it.

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Cool. That's Bill.

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He's a great guy, yeah.

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- Gooch...
- Mm.

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You said you needed your
per diem tonight.

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Who's the man?

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Oh, no, you the man. Thanks, bro.

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Mm.

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You think maybe I could get an advance?

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'Cause I have to send my
old lady some more money.

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- Again?
- Yeah, well, you know,

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so got this cousin who
needs something reconstructed.

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You seen pictures of my old lady?

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- No.
- Right there, check it out.

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Right... this your wife?

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- That's my wife.
- This is your wife?

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That's my wife, Sandy, bro.

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Whoa-ho-ho!

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- My man.
- Huh?

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- Put it down.
- Oh, my bad, sorry.

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Yeah, I'm gonna meet up with
her tomorrow in Louisville.

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- I can't wait.
- I can see why.

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Yeah, especially
since my last few days off,

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she had to cancel on
me at the last minute.

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Mm.

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But I'll be seeing
her tomorrow, God willing.

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- [chuckles]
- That's right.

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[Wes] <i>Dude, I've
been telling you all week</i>

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if we just flip 250 and
251's wheels to the back,

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RH 6 will snuggle right in there.

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Okay.

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What? Why aren't you arguing with me?

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It's Rick. I let him down today.

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His rhythm got all fucked.

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This band... if you
take away the bass...

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Yeah, he was having
trouble finding the tempo.

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He's having trouble finding
the stage, dude.

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All right, get a good piece.

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Oh.

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God, he just lives for
that moment on stage

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- where the hops...
- Meets the grapes, I know.

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Meets the grapes, right, yeah.

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So, you know, "Beer before
wine, everything's fine," right?

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But last week, he asked
me for a Glenfiddich,

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so I'm like, I don't
know, "Wine before scotch,

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not on my watch."

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So I gave it to him after the wine,

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during Christopher's second solo,

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but now he's on the Lunesta, man.

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Nothing rhymes with Lunesta.

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<i>♪ She never let her heart go cold... ♪</i>

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He just needs a day off.

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You do too, man. Decompress.

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[scoffs]

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Maybe even shower. God.

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We are so programmed to
believe soap and water is the answer.

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It isn't, my friend.

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It just makes you smell better.

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Well, maybe you.

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<i>♪ Feedback blues... ♪</i>

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Kel, what you got
planned for your off day?

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Sleep.

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<i>♪ Freaky... ♪</i>

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Yeah, that's not a plan.

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First, I'm gonna take a shit.

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Like a home shit, nobody
knocking on the door

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asking where a power cable is.

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Or you can just stop talking right now.

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And then I'm gonna get a magazine,

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and then I'm gonna
get real comfy on there,

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and then me and Donna are gonna go out

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for duck fat fries.

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That is a plan.

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I like duck fat.

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[Shelli] Bill? Bill?

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Hey, let's get an early
start tomorrow, okay?

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- Early start?
- Cave Hill.

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Here, listen to this.

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"Forget-me-nots
creep from grave to grave."

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Right, Cave Hill. That...
th... was that definite?

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[Kayla] Mmm, pizza.

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Because, um, I'd
thought that we'd left that

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sort of open-ended, so I, you know...

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Copy that.

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<i>♪ On the water... ♪</i>

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Uh, sorry.

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Pizza's crew only.

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<i>♪ Make you forget ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, get higher ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Loosen my lips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Faith and desire ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the swing of your hips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pull me down hard ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Drown me in love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, get higher ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Loosen my lips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Faith and desire ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the swing of your hips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pull me down hard ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And drown me in love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sing sha, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ La, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sing sha, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ La, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, get higher ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Loosen my lips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Faith and desire ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the swing of your hips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just pull me down hard ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Drown me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just drown me in love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's all wrong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But it's so right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get higher ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on and get higher... ♪</i>

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[Reg] No, it's a Fendi case.

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Fendi. Fend with an F.

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Yeah, well, no, I don't have it.

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That's why I'm calling you.

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It's been sent where?

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But we... I'm... I'm
not in Atlanta anymore.

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I am at the Haverford Royal,

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Louisville.

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Yeah, no, do not send
it two days express.

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You need to overnight it, okay?

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Yes, thank you. Harvey!

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[Reg] Harvey?

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Good morning, everyone.

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Important announcement.

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[Lonny] What the fuck is he doing here?

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No firing someone on my bus, okay?

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Oh, I am not. In fact...

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I have everyone's room key packets.

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Milo. Here you go, Donna.

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- [Donna] Thank you
- Uh, Kelly Ann, Lonny.

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Hey, guys, have a great day off.

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Oh, and by the way,

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I'm doing my very
first open mic night tonight

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at Chortles on River Street.

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So if you're in the mood
for some stand-up comedy...

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Thank you, Harvey, Yeah,
that sounds, uh...

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Anyway, we've
managed to be rather clever

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with group bookings, haven't we?

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Ah, it was mostly you.

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[Reg] Eh, well, you helped immensely.

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[Harvey] Well, it was your idea,

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Yeah, enough. So, you
may well be wondering...

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Why are we parked in
front of the Haverford?

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- Well...
- Well, you've been upgraded

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from the hotel number
six to the Haverford Royal.

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- Seriously?
- [Reg] Seriously.

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[Gooch] Oh, fucking cool, man.

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My wife is gonna love this.

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[Reg] You are most
welcome. Uh, you are...

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- Gooch.
- Gooch, yeah.

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- No, we've not met.
- I know.

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- I've been avoiding you.
- Yeah, well, that explains it.

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Yeah, so, you know, I've
been, um, studying the route.

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Routing, not route.

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Yeah, well, the, uh, "routing"
for this tour

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looks like it was
created by a drunken child

249
00:09:04,112 --> 00:09:05,778
with a highway map and a crayon.

250
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:09,582
For instance, why are we going
straight from here to St. Louis?

251
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,384
[Harvey] I believe Tom Staton's
piano teacher is from St. Louis.

252
00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:13,919
Yeah, but that makes no sense.

253
00:09:13,955 --> 00:09:15,387
I mean, we're skipping valuable markets.

254
00:09:15,423 --> 00:09:18,724
Why not stop in, uh,
Toledo or Cincinnati?

255
00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:22,495
<i>[aggressive electric guitar flourish]</i>

256
00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:24,997
- Shit.
- God damn it.

257
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,398
- What?
- Fuck!

258
00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:28,467
So close!

259
00:09:28,503 --> 00:09:30,136
You done it now.

260
00:09:30,171 --> 00:09:32,238
[Jim] Hey, did somebody
just say the C word?

261
00:09:32,273 --> 00:09:33,439
Sorry, I don't understand.

262
00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:35,307
You said the C word on the bus.

263
00:09:35,343 --> 00:09:37,009
- Damn.
- I most certainly did not.

264
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,744
Gooch, I-I was almost out the door.

265
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,346
It don't matter.

266
00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,848
We all have to stay till
we break this thing now.

267
00:09:42,884 --> 00:09:44,316
Break what thing?

268
00:09:44,352 --> 00:09:46,685
[Wes] Wait, wait, it doesn't count.

269
00:09:46,721 --> 00:09:48,420
'Cause he shouldn't be
here in the first place.

270
00:09:48,456 --> 00:09:49,822
He doesn't live here, right?

271
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,524
I actually didn't even hear him.

272
00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:53,159
Milo didn't hear him
say it. It doesn't count.

273
00:09:53,194 --> 00:09:56,862
I could read his lips,
though. He said the C word.

274
00:09:56,898 --> 00:09:59,532
I most emphatically
did not say the C word.

275
00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:01,033
Listen, it... it doesn't matter

276
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,469
if the person lives on the bus or not.

277
00:10:03,504 --> 00:10:06,939
And it doesn't matter if
everybody heard them or not.

278
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,208
- We're cursed.
- Cursed?

279
00:10:09,243 --> 00:10:11,377
- Hi.
- Are you Jim James?

280
00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:12,811
- I think so.
- I'm a fan.

281
00:10:12,847 --> 00:10:14,127
[Reg] What does he mean, cursed?

282
00:10:14,148 --> 00:10:15,481
[Gooch] Oh, look at this, man.

283
00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:17,349
It's fucking starting already.

284
00:10:17,385 --> 00:10:18,817
My wife, Sandy, just texted me

285
00:10:18,853 --> 00:10:20,486
that she's not gonna make it after all.

286
00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:22,488
Another fucking cousin emergency.

287
00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:24,790
Oh, Gooch, sorry to hear that, man.

288
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,625
Th... that's what you're sorry to hear?

289
00:10:26,661 --> 00:10:28,827
How about the fact that
our tour just got cursed?

290
00:10:28,863 --> 00:10:30,462
We gotta break this thing, guys.

291
00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,198
Break what thing?

292
00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:35,534
They're upset because you
said a certain four-syllable city

293
00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:38,237
in Ohio while on the bus.

294
00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:40,506
[chuckles] Oh. Oh, I see.

295
00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:42,141
Well, I don't, 'cause it makes no sense.

296
00:10:42,176 --> 00:10:45,377
But, um, I assure you
it won't happen again.

297
00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:48,414
My apologies. Have a good day, all.

298
00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:50,683
Uh-uh.

299
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:53,018
No one leaves.

300
00:10:53,054 --> 00:10:56,322
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

301
00:10:56,357 --> 00:11:00,426
Yeah, I'm here in Louisville
with this super sweet guy.

302
00:11:00,461 --> 00:11:02,228
He's their manager.

303
00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:03,996
- Tour manager.
- [chuckles]

304
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,999
And we're about to check in
to this super nice hotel, so...

305
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,235
[laughing]

306
00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:13,405
Yeah, that's the plan. [chuckles]

307
00:11:13,441 --> 00:11:16,342
Oh.

308
00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:17,409
Rick's gone.

309
00:11:17,445 --> 00:11:19,011
What?

310
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,779
Oh, shit, I-I-I shouldn't
have put it that way.

311
00:11:20,815 --> 00:11:21,701
- Huh?
- He's not...

312
00:11:21,825 --> 00:11:24,750
No, don't look like
that. He's not dead, probably.

313
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,085
He's missing.

314
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,720
What are you doing talking
to me like that?

315
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,355
You're gonna give me a
heart attack over here.

316
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:32,391
- What?
- He... he's missing?

317
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,526
He had a phoner in Seattle this morning.

318
00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:36,762
No word from him, wasn't
answering his phone.

319
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,431
I asked them to check the
hotel finally, nothing.

320
00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:41,300
The mini bar hadn't been touched, so...

321
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:43,602
Okay, he never checked in.

322
00:11:43,638 --> 00:11:44,970
And Puna?

323
00:11:45,006 --> 00:11:47,106
Puna's calling the hospitals.

324
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,574
Jesus.

325
00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:51,477
Is there anything I can do?

326
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:54,113
All right, it looks
like we got a new plan.

327
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,481
Oh.

328
00:11:55,516 --> 00:11:57,983
My plans had already been fucked, so...

329
00:11:58,019 --> 00:11:59,618
[sighs]

330
00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:01,787
I gotta go.

331
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,723
Now, come on, let me out
before this stops being mildly amusing

332
00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:06,659
and turns into more of
a hostage situation.

333
00:12:06,694 --> 00:12:08,294
[chuckling]

334
00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:10,496
I can't help you, bro.

335
00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:14,099
Not till we drive 100 miles.

336
00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:16,969
- What?
- Wa... wa... wait, 100 miles?

337
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,805
100 miles in the wrong direction.

338
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,007
No, no, I-I heard it was 79 miles.

339
00:12:22,043 --> 00:12:24,443
Yeah, me too. For the year they died.

340
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,812
- Who?
- Yeah.

341
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,315
- Who?
- Exactly.

342
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:32,584
It is 100 miles.

343
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,354
First the eggs, then the balloons.

344
00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:37,823
Rules are rules. Buckle up!

345
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,359
<i>♪ One, two, three, four, five, six ♪</i>

346
00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:41,660
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

347
00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:44,363
<i>♪ Roadrunner, roadrunner... ♪</i>

348
00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:45,698
All right, guys, here we go.

349
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:48,200
<i>♪ Going faster miles an hour ♪</i>

350
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,203
<i>♪ Gonna drive past the Stop 'n' Shop ♪</i>

351
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:54,440
<i>♪ With the radio on ♪</i>

352
00:12:54,475 --> 00:12:57,810
<i>♪ I'm in love with Massachusetts ♪</i>

353
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:58,811
<i>♪ And the neon... ♪</i>

354
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,379
I hope you find him.

355
00:13:00,414 --> 00:13:02,681
What? Oh, yeah, no, we will.

356
00:13:02,717 --> 00:13:04,616
Now, do you want to wait for me or...

357
00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:06,452
- Let's go, Bill.
- Or should I...

358
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:07,986
you want me to get you a room key?

359
00:13:08,022 --> 00:13:09,988
No, too depressing.

360
00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:12,558
But here is where I will be tonight.

361
00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:14,560
- Okay.
- Come find me, okay?

362
00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:18,130
Okay. All right.

363
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,798
<i>♪ All right ♪</i>

364
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:23,068
<i>♪ I'm in love with
modern moonlight ♪</i>

365
00:13:23,104 --> 00:13:26,972
<i>♪ 128 when it's dark outside... ♪</i>

366
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,907
I'm just saying

367
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:31,677
if some of us don't
completely believe in this whole...

368
00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:33,679
- Except you do.
- It doesn't matter.

369
00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:35,147
- Take another Lunesta.
- No.

370
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,582
- What?
- It's all right, all right?

371
00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,384
I need to see how it affects Rick, okay?

372
00:13:38,419 --> 00:13:40,052
So I can manage the buzz.

373
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,755
So far, it's just making
me piss like a camel,

374
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,590
and I can't feel my face.

375
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,225
Wait, maybe if you touch my face,

376
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,494
I'll be able to feel
it. Come here, try it.

377
00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:51,930
<i>♪ ♪</i>

378
00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:53,532
All right, I say we go to Gooch,

379
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,867
like, united.

380
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,236
Fuck, I can't feel it, man.

381
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,071
Harder.

382
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,540
And we say, "Turn around.
We're willing to risk it."

383
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,208
I mean, who's with me?

384
00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:05,177
<i>♪ '57, The highway is
your girlfriend... ♪</i>

385
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,080
Donna? Donna?

386
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,282
She's extremely bummed.

387
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,251
She was hoping to
be in church right now.

388
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,120
- What?
- Yeah, that was her plan.

389
00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:16,622
Hit church right before brunch.

390
00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:18,590
- Wait, Donna goes to church?
- Yeah.

391
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:19,792
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

392
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,894
- Yep.
- How do you already know this?

393
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,930
- Mm, people just tell me stuff.
- Mm, please.

394
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,565
Look, guys, I know I don't live here

395
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,233
and I'm just hitching a ride,

396
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:29,968
Donna said there
were a lot of empty bunks

397
00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:32,037
'cause your new guy fired
a bunch of people,

398
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,641
and we were just up so
late playing music,

399
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:38,243
but would you really want to risk

400
00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:41,780
not breaking a curse?

401
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:43,282
I wouldn't.

402
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,050
Will you wake me up when we get there?

403
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,419
- Yeah. Here.
- Thanks.

404
00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:50,055
All right.

405
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,123
I'm taking another pill.

406
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,257
Wait, no, come on. Dude!

407
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,559
- What?
- No, I can't...

408
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,394
- Open up. Open up.
- Get off me.

409
00:14:55,429 --> 00:14:57,496
- Open up. Open up. Open up.
- You're not the boss of me.

410
00:14:57,531 --> 00:14:59,571
- Mm-mm. For Rick, for Rick.
- Oh, come on, open up.

411
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,236
I know exactly where to look for him.

412
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,572
See, back when I was partaking...

413
00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:08,240
now, this is before you and I

414
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,442
started working together...

415
00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:12,578
uh, Rick and I, we...

416
00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:16,982
we used to party pretty hard together,

417
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,017
in every city.

418
00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:21,920
So, uh, you know, don't worry.

419
00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:24,923
I'm mainly worried because
you look so worried.

420
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,526
[man sings indistinctly on stereo]

421
00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:29,862
I know.

422
00:15:29,897 --> 00:15:32,498
But there was that great
moment when it went silent,

423
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,132
after "All the Beauty,"

424
00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:38,303
and... and someone shouted
out, "I love you, Rick."

425
00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:40,372
- Remember?
- Yeah.

426
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,675
That was me.

427
00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:47,012
He just looked so lost up there.

428
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:50,816
And now he is.

429
00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:52,618
So you actually
believe that because I said

430
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:55,654
the name of that city that
I've cursed your bus?

431
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,456
Not just the bus, the whole tour.

432
00:15:57,491 --> 00:15:58,657
Yeah, but that is just utterly...

433
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,325
Gooch says it's 11 balloons.

434
00:16:00,361 --> 00:16:03,495
I thought the eggs and the
balloons had to add up to 11.

435
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:05,831
No, it's 11 balloons,
one for each person.

436
00:16:05,866 --> 00:16:07,366
- What persons?
- Shh.

437
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,001
We're trying to figure
out how many eggs.

438
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,870
Oh. Am I being confusing?

439
00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:13,539
I'm so very sorry.

440
00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:16,375
Kelly Ann, didn't Phil
say you could call him

441
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,910
if you needed him?

442
00:16:17,945 --> 00:16:20,913
I don't think he meant I
could actually call him.

443
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:22,581
No one's calling fucking Phil.

444
00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:24,983
<i>Hey, there, what can I do you for?</i>

445
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:26,919
Hey, do you remember me?

446
00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:29,655
<i>Of course, darling, film
school will always be there.</i>

447
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,324
<i>Your heart just
required a little more music.</i>

448
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,426
<i>So you found me here in space,</i>

449
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,728
<i>and I'm a little woozy.</i>

450
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,997
<i>I love Taylor Swift, but God damn,</i>

451
00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:41,400
<i>I fucking miss gravity.</i>

452
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,368
<i>I didn't realize that's
what makes you shit.</i>

453
00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:45,938
<i>[chuckles] Talk about bad blood, you...</i>

454
00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:47,940
Well, I'm really sorry to bother you.

455
00:16:47,975 --> 00:16:49,741
Uh, we're trying to break a curse,

456
00:16:49,777 --> 00:16:52,177
and somebody said
something, unfortunately, on the bus.

457
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,912
<i>The C word?</i>

458
00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:56,114
Yes. We're just wondering
how many eggs we should...

459
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,116
<i>- [man] Hey, Phil.
- Hey, cool your jets!</i>

460
00:16:58,152 --> 00:17:00,786
<i>Somebody's cursed back on Earth.</i>

461
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:03,755
<i>You need 11 balloons and 11 eggs.</i>

462
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:05,390
<i>You gotta find 'em on foot,</i>

463
00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:07,559
<i>and then everybody that was on that bus</i>

464
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:10,395
<i>has to break the eggs and
release the balloons,</i>

465
00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:13,432
<i>and then somebody's got
to play a song by The Who.</i>

466
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,301
<i>[electric guitar strumming]</i>

467
00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:17,936
<i>Don't look so worried.</i>

468
00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:20,639
<i>Everything's gonna be
beautiful, Shelly Ann.</i>

469
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,441
Oh, it's Kelly Ann.

470
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,643
<i>Make sure you break all those eggs.</i>

471
00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:28,246
<i>I learned that on my first
tour with Nine Inch Nails...</i>

472
00:17:28,282 --> 00:17:29,648
<i>the hard way.</i>

473
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,283
Got it. Thanks.

474
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,618
<i>This is Captain Phil,</i>

475
00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:34,886
<i>signing off from outer space.</i>

476
00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:36,054
<i>See you next time.</i>

477
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:37,322
Bye.

478
00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:39,224
[sighs]

479
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,427
You know, about the cemetery,

480
00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:45,397
I'm pretty sure we left
it loose, didn't we?

481
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,934
<i>[light instrumental music]</i>

482
00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:51,737
We were on the bus,
uh, driving in Chattanooga

483
00:17:51,772 --> 00:17:54,506
past a church with chipped gray paint,

484
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,676
and a sign saying, "He
needs our hands and feet."

485
00:17:57,711 --> 00:18:00,078
You were peeling a
hard-boiled egg, and you said,

486
00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:02,381
"Hey, check out these shoes.

487
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,082
I've had 'em for years,

488
00:18:04,118 --> 00:18:07,619
but I've never worn 'em."

489
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:10,922
And then we passed a
cemetery, and you said,

490
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:14,259
"You've been to Cave Hill, right?"

491
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:18,463
And I said, "Uh, no,
I haven't. Have you?"

492
00:18:18,499 --> 00:18:22,000
And you said, "Yeah, a long time ago."

493
00:18:22,036 --> 00:18:24,703
And I said, "Well, we got
a day off in Louisville."

494
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,805
And you said,

495
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,542
"Let's go to Cave Hill together."

496
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,944
And I said, "Are you serious?"

497
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,947
And you said, "Yes."

498
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:39,217
And I said, "That is such a good idea."

499
00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:42,621
And you said, "I know."

500
00:18:42,656 --> 00:18:45,624
And then you ate your egg.

501
00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:47,192
That's how we left it.

502
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,061
Hey, is there food where we're going?

503
00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:51,496
'Cause I'm fucking hungry.

504
00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:52,864
[phone ringing]

505
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,566
That Rick?

506
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,201
Double D.

507
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,703
On our fucking day off.

508
00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,472
- Don't take it.
- Don't worry.

509
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,841
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

510
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,810
And the only way to
stay alive once exposed

511
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:08,046
is to have sex every nine days.

512
00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:10,382
So not that often, then.

513
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,350
<i>♪ Hey-eh, eh ♪</i>

514
00:19:12,386 --> 00:19:14,152
[Harvey] Hey, hey,

515
00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:15,520
how many financial advisors

516
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:18,557
does it take to screw in a light bulb?

517
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,193
One... to hire a light bulb installer

518
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,595
and then charge you 5%
of your assets each year.

519
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,565
[Harvey laughing]

520
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,602
<i>♪ I have been trying to
find her, wanna give... ♪</i>

521
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,938
Can I lean my head on you?

522
00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:34,439
- It's falling over.
- No.

523
00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:36,108
- Mmm.
- Milo, I seriously...

524
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:37,743
I can't breathe when you're
this close to me.

525
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:41,680
- Shh. [mumbles]
- You stink.

526
00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:45,450
You fucking stink.

527
00:19:45,486 --> 00:19:47,018
[Milo grunts]

528
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:49,621
[Wes] Now, that's dedication to Rick.

529
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,389
<i>♪ She lit a fire ♪</i>

530
00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:55,127
<i>♪ And now she's
in my every thought ♪</i>

531
00:19:55,162 --> 00:20:00,031
<i>♪ Where could that girl have gone ♪</i>

532
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:03,034
<i>♪ She left no
trail, but I cannot fail ♪</i>

533
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,369
<i>♪ I will find her ♪</i>

534
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,138
<i>♪ Everybody wants your body ♪</i>

535
00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:08,240
<i>♪ So let's jack ♪</i>

536
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,642
<i>♪ Let's jack ♪</i>

537
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,144
<i>♪ I want your body ♪</i>

538
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:14,112
<i>♪ Everybody wants your body ♪</i>

539
00:20:14,148 --> 00:20:16,581
<i>♪ So let's jack ♪</i>

540
00:20:16,617 --> 00:20:18,550
<i>♪ Come on, let's jack ♪</i>

541
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,818
<i>♪ I want your body ♪</i>

542
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,586
<i>♪ Everybody wants your body ♪</i>

543
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:23,789
<i>♪ So let's jack ♪</i>

544
00:20:23,824 --> 00:20:26,224
<i>♪ Let's jack ♪</i>

545
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,726
<i>♪ I want your body ♪</i>

546
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,394
<i>♪ Everybody wants your body ♪</i>

547
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,063
<i>♪ So let's jack ♪</i>

548
00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:33,932
<i>♪ Come on, let's jack ♪</i>

549
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,901
<i>♪ Jack, jack, jack, jack ♪</i>

550
00:20:35,936 --> 00:20:37,936
<i>♪ Jack, jack, jack,
jack, jack, jack, jack, jack... ♪</i>

551
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,471
So?

552
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,273
He's not in the champagne court either.

553
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,141
Bill. Long time, no see.

554
00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:45,343
<i>♪ Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, ♪</i>

555
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,746
<i>♪ Jack, jack, jack, jack,</i>

556
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:49,347
<i>♪ Jack, jack, jack, jack ♪</i>

557
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:52,350
<i>♪ driving techno music ♪</i>

558
00:20:52,386 --> 00:20:57,355
<i>♪ ♪</i>

559
00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:59,791
Look, maybe he'll just turn up.

560
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:02,027
But I'm thinking, as long as we're here,

561
00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,528
should we try the brunch?

562
00:21:03,564 --> 00:21:05,297
Are you serious?

563
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,631
It's all you can eat.

564
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,667
Of course it is. Who's gonna touch that?

565
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:12,137
I-i-is it a... is
it a gluten thing?

566
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:14,139
Look, I'm sorry. I just
thought you were hungry.

567
00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:16,541
Hey, I can't combine
eating with public nudity.

568
00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:17,776
<i>♪ So let's jack ♪</i>

569
00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:19,044
<i>♪ ♪</i>

570
00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:21,479
You know, I think we should call Milo.

571
00:21:21,515 --> 00:21:23,615
I hate to bother
him on his day off, but...

572
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,783
<i>♪ So let's jack ♪</i>

573
00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:26,017
[clears throat]

574
00:21:26,053 --> 00:21:27,819
<i>♪ Let's jack ♪</i>

575
00:21:27,855 --> 00:21:30,856
[phone ringing]

576
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,861
<i>♪ Jack, jack, jack... ♪</i>

577
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:39,130
- Hello?
- Milo, Bill here.

578
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,333
Look, we, uh...

579
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,501
we can't locate Rick.

580
00:21:43,537 --> 00:21:45,003
<i>♪ Jack, jack, jack, jack ♪</i>

581
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,639
- What?
- We... we can't locate Rick.

582
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:48,907
[Milo] <i>Oh, my God.</i>

583
00:21:48,942 --> 00:21:51,243
Uh, have you...

584
00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:53,011
have you tried the Tattle Tail?

585
00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:54,846
He's al... he's always
talking about that place.

586
00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:56,414
Yeah, we're here, he's not.

587
00:21:56,450 --> 00:21:59,484
Are you sure? And ask for Red Velvet.

588
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,186
[Bill] <i>Red Velvet?</i>

589
00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:02,554
[Milo] <i>His favorite
stripper in Louisville.</i>

590
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:03,822
[phone ringing]

591
00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:05,490
Well, wait. Maybe this is him.

592
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,492
No, it's just Double D again.

593
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,061
Look, last night, he had this girl

594
00:22:10,097 --> 00:22:12,163
he made me get rid of, all right?

595
00:22:12,199 --> 00:22:14,332
He probably had somebody else lined up.

596
00:22:14,368 --> 00:22:16,234
Probably Red Velvet.

597
00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:17,903
Got it. Red Velvet.

598
00:22:17,938 --> 00:22:19,671
- [Milo] <i>And Bill, Bill.
- Yeah?</i>

599
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:24,042
Just so you know, she's
crazy wild out of control.

600
00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:25,410
[Bill] <i>Copy that.</i>

601
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,847
Okay, we gotta find a Red Velvet.

602
00:22:28,882 --> 00:22:30,749
Stop saying that. It's
making me hungrier.

603
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,184
<i>♪ I want your body,
everybody wants your body ♪</i>

604
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,253
<i>♪ So let's jack ♪</i>

605
00:22:35,289 --> 00:22:36,955
<i>♪ Jack ♪</i>

606
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:39,424
<i>♪ Let's jack ♪</i>

607
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,627
Gooch, do you think that
we might stop, um, for petrol?

608
00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:44,963
Anytime soon? Because, you
see, it's becoming necessary.

609
00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:47,399
Listen, the head's just past the lounge.

610
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:48,600
Number one, right?

611
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,902
No. it... it's not, no.

612
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,207
Okay, well, there you go, buddy.

613
00:22:56,243 --> 00:22:58,443
What's this for?

614
00:23:01,949 --> 00:23:05,450
Oh, oh. Oh, no.

615
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,485
Listen, it's 100 miles without stopping,

616
00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:08,920
anybody getting out.

617
00:23:08,956 --> 00:23:10,822
You're gonna have to hot bag it.

618
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,557
Hot bag?

619
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,392
Yeah, you take the bag, and
you just stretch it out

620
00:23:14,428 --> 00:23:15,393
over the seat.

621
00:23:15,429 --> 00:23:17,729
- Oh, dear God.
- No choice.

622
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,331
The septic can't handle solid waste.

623
00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:20,765
Just... just tie it up tight.

624
00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:22,667
Hot bag it?

625
00:23:22,703 --> 00:23:25,904
Gooch, I am a fairly
open-minded person,

626
00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:29,774
I am, but this driving aimlessly

627
00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:31,409
when people should
be enjoying the day off,

628
00:23:31,445 --> 00:23:34,512
it... well, aside from
anything, is costly.

629
00:23:34,548 --> 00:23:36,414
I cannot in good conscience

630
00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:40,585
allow this to continue.

631
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:45,323
7,000 people, two doors.

632
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,459
Excuse me?

633
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:50,362
The Who, they did a late sound check.

634
00:23:50,397 --> 00:23:53,498
People thought they were
missing the show.

635
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,834
Not enough security, not
enough ticket-takers,

636
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,836
not enough doors, nowhere to go.

637
00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:01,506
- I see.
- There was a stampede.

638
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,109
Some things aren't about money.

639
00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:06,111
You're not a kid.

640
00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:09,047
Haven't you learned yet how things are?

641
00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:12,684
You know, the... the
past doesn't always stay put.

642
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,285
You know, sometimes you're
just going along,

643
00:24:14,321 --> 00:24:17,389
and, boom, it's...

644
00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:21,493
it's just there alongside you.

645
00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,995
11 people lost their lives,

646
00:24:24,031 --> 00:24:26,531
innocent people,

647
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,200
music lovers,

648
00:24:29,236 --> 00:24:31,703
people other people couldn't
live without.

649
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,339
They lost everything.

650
00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:36,908
How else can they live on?

651
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:40,178
So, yeah, we... we remember them,

652
00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:42,747
and we honor them, and
we don't say the name

653
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:46,151
of the fucking city where
they died on the bus ever.

654
00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:48,486
And if we do, you see,

655
00:24:48,522 --> 00:24:50,722
we turn that curse

656
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:51,890
into a blessing.

657
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:54,359
<i>♪ If I am a stranger... ♪</i>

658
00:24:54,394 --> 00:24:57,929
You see, it's not aimless, my friend.

659
00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:02,333
Your conscience can relax...

660
00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:04,369
if not your sphincter.

661
00:25:04,404 --> 00:25:07,372
<i>[melancholy acoustic guitar music]</i>

662
00:25:08,408 --> 00:25:09,841
Here you go, buddy.

663
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:12,877
In case you need another one.

664
00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:17,382
Go ahead.

665
00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:20,385
<i>[light acoustic guitar music]</i>

666
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:25,423
<i>♪ ♪</i>

667
00:25:30,931 --> 00:25:33,932
[all laughing]

668
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:51,049
He didn't mean to say it.

669
00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:52,417
It's not his fault.

670
00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:54,752
I know. It's your fault.

671
00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,387
What?

672
00:25:56,423 --> 00:25:59,057
Why do you think he came on
the bus in the first place?

673
00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:01,159
To see you.

674
00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:02,727
[scoffs]

675
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,629
No.

676
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:08,733
Oh, I had the sickest day off planned.

677
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:12,070
I was gonna go to the
Louisville Zoo today.

678
00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:16,074
Kelly Ann, do you know
how magical the zoo is?

679
00:26:16,109 --> 00:26:17,442
I was gonna feed a seal.

680
00:26:17,477 --> 00:26:19,043
[Donna] I know, honey.

681
00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:27,118
How could I not
remember Rick the bass player?

682
00:26:27,154 --> 00:26:28,853
- Right.
- Such a sweetie.

683
00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:30,421
[Bill] He always talked about you.

684
00:26:30,457 --> 00:26:31,923
- Mm.
- Yeah.

685
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,758
He... he's not dead, is he?

686
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,660
Oh, no, no. He just... well, we're...

687
00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,595
No, we're... we... we just thought
maybe you'd heard from him or...

688
00:26:37,631 --> 00:26:39,330
- Yeah.
- No.

689
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,533
No, I-I haven't heard from
Rick since, well, let's see,

690
00:26:41,568 --> 00:26:42,968
before I got my real estate license.

691
00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:45,003
- [Bill] Hi.
- This is my hubby, Arthur.

692
00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:46,171
Hi.

693
00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:47,172
Honey, they're looking for Rick.

694
00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:48,273
Rick, the bass player?

695
00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:49,941
Oh, I miss Rick.

696
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:52,110
- [Roberta] Yeah, we both do.
- Hmm.

697
00:26:52,145 --> 00:26:55,013
Will you tell him that
Arthur and Roberta really miss him?

698
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:58,149
- Of course.
- Yeah, sure.

699
00:26:58,185 --> 00:27:01,619
You know, we were just about
to have some warm scones with jam.

700
00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:02,887
Scones?

701
00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:04,322
- I bake.
- Oh.

702
00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:05,623
[Roberta] Yeah, why
don't you guys join us?

703
00:27:05,659 --> 00:27:07,859
I could put on some Stéphane Grappelli.

704
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,460
Do you enjoy jazz?

705
00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:11,796
Sure, tradition was
great. I'm also a big...

706
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:12,964
Well, there's more than enough.

707
00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:14,499
- Yeah.
- Uh, well, I'm really...

708
00:27:14,534 --> 00:27:15,967
- I think...
- We gotta get going.

709
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,236
- But thank you.
- We do?

710
00:27:18,271 --> 00:27:20,638
Yeah, we do. We gotta go find Rick.

711
00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:23,975
Well, next time, then. Bye-bye.

712
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,978
- That's very kind of you.
- Thanks.

713
00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:29,914
I'll be in the car.

714
00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:32,183
Well, thanks for your time.

715
00:27:32,219 --> 00:27:34,485
Have a great day. Sorry
to interrupt you.

716
00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:36,254
It's good to see you, Bill.

717
00:27:43,196 --> 00:27:44,729
You know my name?

718
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:47,031
Honey, how could I forget?

719
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:49,627
I didn't want to say anything
in front of your lovely wife there,

720
00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:53,771
but the last time I saw
you, I was worried about you.

721
00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:55,573
And now look at you.

722
00:27:55,609 --> 00:27:58,109
You found someone.

723
00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:00,211
You've changed.

724
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:02,280
Yeah.

725
00:28:02,315 --> 00:28:03,881
I have.

726
00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:07,252
Let's hope Rick can too.

727
00:28:07,287 --> 00:28:09,287
Let's hope.

728
00:28:09,322 --> 00:28:12,357
Well, hey, take care.

729
00:28:12,392 --> 00:28:16,094
- You too.
- Oh.

730
00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:18,329
Thank you. Bye.

731
00:28:24,938 --> 00:28:26,804
Hey, Gooch, my man.

732
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,506
What's up?

733
00:28:30,243 --> 00:28:31,876
- I know what you're gonna say.
- Hmm?

734
00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:33,645
This curse stuff isn't real.

735
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,779
I should turn around.

736
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,115
No, no. The curse is real.

737
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,884
Actually, it's about your wife.

738
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,719
She's a lot
better-looking than I expected.

739
00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:43,254
No kidding.

740
00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:45,657
God, I wish I was seeing her tonight.

741
00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:47,892
Hmm.

742
00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:51,496
My suggestion would be...

743
00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:54,932
take a little money, put it away.

744
00:28:54,968 --> 00:28:56,567
Maybe buy a piece of property,

745
00:28:56,603 --> 00:28:59,904
but put it in a corporate name.

746
00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:02,273
You always want to have a cushion.

747
00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:05,009
Wait, are you saying
I can't trust my wife?

748
00:29:05,045 --> 00:29:07,078
No, no.

749
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:10,114
I'm saying that I've seen this economy

750
00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:11,649
kill a lot of good marriages.

751
00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:13,818
- Mm.
- You my man, Gooch,

752
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,687
I just don't want
yours to be one of 'em.

753
00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:17,855
Yeah, I hear you.

754
00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:21,025
But if you knew my
Sandy... [exhales sharply]

755
00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:23,528
- I've seen her picture, bro.
- Yeah.

756
00:29:23,563 --> 00:29:25,163
I don't even know how you did that, man.

757
00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,965
[chuckles] No.

758
00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:29,534
But get a cushion.

759
00:29:29,569 --> 00:29:31,836
100!

760
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,839
<i>[Gregory Alan Isakov's
"Only Ghosts" playing]</i>

761
00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,842
<i>[light acoustic guitar music]</i>

762
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:42,880
<i>♪ ♪</i>

763
00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:54,659
Where the fuck are we?

764
00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:55,993
We're lost, that's where.

765
00:29:56,029 --> 00:29:57,695
Milo, please don't stand upwind.

766
00:29:57,731 --> 00:30:00,732
<i>♪ Brewing thoughts
to make you drunk... ♪</i>

767
00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:03,134
All right, so where are we
going to find 11 balloons and eggs?

768
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:04,902
If balloons and eggs are my ticket out

769
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:07,538
of this particular circle of hell,

770
00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:10,074
then fucking find them, I shall.

771
00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:11,843
- Okay.
- Who's gonna go with him?

772
00:30:11,878 --> 00:30:16,147
- Make sure he comes back.
- Yeah.

773
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,815
Oh, Christ on a bike.

774
00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:20,685
<i>♪ So your seat's in the den ♪</i>

775
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,722
<i>♪ The darkness imbeds and you know ♪</i>

776
00:30:24,758 --> 00:30:27,058
<i>♪ Only one thing is clear ♪</i>

777
00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,659
One scone.

778
00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:30,094
That's all I wanted.

779
00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:31,696
But why should I get
anything I want today?

780
00:30:31,731 --> 00:30:33,698
Ah, we're gonna get you a fucking scone.

781
00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:36,033
Don't make any more promises
you don't intend to keep.

782
00:30:36,069 --> 00:30:38,603
A place right near here, always open.

783
00:30:38,638 --> 00:30:41,439
Let me guess, you and Rick
used to go there back in the day,

784
00:30:41,474 --> 00:30:43,641
after a night of
bar-crawling debauchery?

785
00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:49,113
Now, you realize that

786
00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:51,949
Red Velvet and Arthur,

787
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:55,253
they were trying to swing with us.

788
00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:56,954
[chuckles]

789
00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:59,123
You're crazy.

790
00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:02,260
"Do you enjoy jazz? Hmm?"

791
00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:05,096
"Jazz" is not jazz, okay? [chuckles]

792
00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:07,899
- No, no fucking way, no.
- [chuckles]

793
00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:12,370
Jazz is code. Lifestyle code.

794
00:31:12,405 --> 00:31:13,571
Really?

795
00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:15,606
Oh, yeah.

796
00:31:15,642 --> 00:31:17,408
Huh. [chuckles]

797
00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:19,744
I can't... I ca... I-I can't
deal with this right now.

798
00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:22,413
Um, I am trying Milo back.

799
00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:24,449
[line ringing]

800
00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:28,052
[birds chirping]

801
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,887
[Milo] I don't feel so good, man.

802
00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:32,890
Oh, shit. I think I'm dying.

803
00:31:32,926 --> 00:31:34,659
- [Wes] What?
- [Milo] With the...

804
00:31:34,694 --> 00:31:36,294
I need to take a
break or something, man.

805
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:38,262
How long have we been walking for?

806
00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:39,497
Like, four minutes.

807
00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,733
[phone ringing]

808
00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:44,502
Shelli, hi.

809
00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:47,004
Yeah, I can't talk right now.

810
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,807
- Wha... what?
- What?

811
00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:51,943
- What?
- What?

812
00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,811
It's all true. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

813
00:31:53,847 --> 00:31:56,180
What about Rick? All
right, is he still...

814
00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:58,683
- Is he still missing?
- Wait, what?

815
00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:01,252
Oh, fuck. Oh, God! Oh, no.

816
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,754
Rick the bass player's missing? Fuck!

817
00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:05,289
The fucking tour is cursed.

818
00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,925
Have you heard
nothing about what I said?

819
00:32:07,961 --> 00:32:11,262
This has nothing to
do with... with the curse

820
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:14,332
or The Who. I mean, it's Rick!

821
00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:15,967
Rick... Rick is mine!

822
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:18,336
He's my responsibility!

823
00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:21,639
[sighs]

824
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:23,207
I'm a fucking failure, man.

825
00:32:23,243 --> 00:32:25,510
Dude, no, no, you're not.

826
00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:30,214
<i>[light acoustic guitar music]</i>

827
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,149
Am I hallucinating?

828
00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,385
Oh. Shh...

829
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,987
[Wes] Oh!

830
00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:38,723
Oh, yes.

831
00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:40,324
Yes. [gasps]

832
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,995
Okay. That's seven. We need four more.

833
00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:47,031
Wait. I got this.

834
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,900
Oh. [chuckles]

835
00:32:48,935 --> 00:32:50,501
Yes.

836
00:32:50,537 --> 00:32:52,136
Thank Christ I never get laid, huh?

837
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,805
And that you're hung like a horse.

838
00:32:54,841 --> 00:32:56,674
It's both a blessing and
a curse, my friend.

839
00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:57,875
Wow.

840
00:32:57,911 --> 00:32:59,477
They're in the middle of nowhere.

841
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,345
Reg said the C word on their bus.

842
00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:03,347
- Get out of town.
- I know.

843
00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:05,082
Gooch wouldn't let him out.

844
00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:07,585
They... they drove the 100
miles with him trapped on there.

845
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,220
There is a God.

846
00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,322
I just hope he had to take a shit.

847
00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,824
Ah. New carb smell.

848
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,526
Place looks exactly the same.

849
00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:17,328
Hmm.

850
00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:19,397
Hello?

851
00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,098
- Hi, there.
- Hey.

852
00:33:21,134 --> 00:33:23,100
Um, when you get a
chance, I think we'll have

853
00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:25,102
a couple of these
raspberry scones and then...

854
00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:28,072
- One of these guys too.
- Yeah, and then one...

855
00:33:29,809 --> 00:33:32,109
Sir, are you okay?

856
00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:34,345
You got a lot of balls coming back here.

857
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,947
What?

858
00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:37,615
I don't want any more
trouble from you, okay?

859
00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,550
Just go.

860
00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:41,385
No, no, no, I
think you have the wrong...

861
00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:43,554
I said get the fuck out of here!

862
00:33:45,825 --> 00:33:48,626
Okay. All right.

863
00:33:48,661 --> 00:33:50,861
Just... no problem.

864
00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:53,130
Just take it easy.

865
00:33:58,738 --> 00:34:00,638
All right, which way? You choose.

866
00:34:00,673 --> 00:34:02,974
This way.

867
00:34:03,009 --> 00:34:04,075
No, that seems wrong.

868
00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:06,043
But you just said...

869
00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:08,312
We're never gonna find any fucking
eggs out here anyway.

870
00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:10,314
You get cross so easily. What?

871
00:34:10,350 --> 00:34:12,116
Has this whole curse
thing ballsed up your plans,

872
00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:13,217
then, for your day off?

873
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:14,619
Has it "ballsed up" my plans?

874
00:34:14,654 --> 00:34:15,920
No, I didn't have any fucking plans.

875
00:34:15,955 --> 00:34:17,955
Well, neither did fucking I.

876
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,266
[sighs]

877
00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:43,914
- What do you say now?
- Just keep walking.

878
00:34:43,950 --> 00:34:46,083
I was right. I was
right and you were wrong.

879
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:48,753
You found the house from
the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

880
00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:50,154
Congratulations.

881
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:51,956
- Well, they could have eggs.
- Or guns.

882
00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:53,624
I assume all you people have guns.

883
00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:57,061
I may have no future, but
I don't want to die.

884
00:35:06,806 --> 00:35:08,806
Hello?

885
00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:13,678
Hello?

886
00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:27,024
[knocks on door]

887
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:28,793
- Hello?
- Wait.

888
00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:31,529
Right, you stand watch while
I check the fridge.

889
00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:33,731
Stand watch?

890
00:35:33,766 --> 00:35:37,368
Come on. Yes.

891
00:35:37,403 --> 00:35:38,636
Behold.

892
00:35:38,671 --> 00:35:39,904
I just think we should leave them

893
00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:41,305
a note or something explaining it.

894
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,373
How could this possibly be explained?

895
00:35:42,408 --> 00:35:43,688
Well, I just think if I came home

896
00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:45,576
and I found my eggs were missing...

897
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:46,844
We're thieves, it's
theft, it's self-explanatory.

898
00:35:46,879 --> 00:35:48,312
We only need 11, so you leave them one.

899
00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:49,346
What?

900
00:35:49,382 --> 00:35:50,347
So they have one for breakfast.

901
00:35:50,383 --> 00:35:51,916
Many people skip breakfast.

902
00:35:51,951 --> 00:35:53,911
Yeah, but it's the most
important meal of the day.

903
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,586
Fuck!

904
00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:57,922
Okay, here you go.

905
00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:02,993
All right, let's go.

906
00:36:03,029 --> 00:36:04,261
No, that's somebody's sweatshirt.

907
00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:05,529
We must protect the eggs.

908
00:36:05,565 --> 00:36:06,731
Now come on. Let's go.

909
00:36:06,766 --> 00:36:08,199
Kelly Ann! All right, fine.

910
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:11,068
You stay here while...

911
00:36:11,104 --> 00:36:13,337
Okay, you were right.
Come on, Reg, let's go.

912
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:15,039
- But look.
- We're leaving now.

913
00:36:15,074 --> 00:36:17,408
- Is that a person?
- I wouldn't worry about it.

914
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,343
Maybe they're
sleeping. Just having a nap.

915
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:20,698
Yeah, absolutely. They're just...

916
00:36:20,713 --> 00:36:23,848
they're having a nap.

917
00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:24,915
[toilet flushes]

918
00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:26,217
[both gasp]

919
00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:29,954
[both panting]

920
00:36:29,989 --> 00:36:31,689
Go, go, go, go, go!

921
00:36:31,724 --> 00:36:34,692
<i>[gentle instrumental music]</i>

922
00:36:34,727 --> 00:36:37,928
<i>♪ ♪</i>

923
00:36:37,964 --> 00:36:40,965
[both laughing]

924
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:47,938
Ah!

925
00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:51,509
[both laughing]

926
00:36:57,450 --> 00:36:59,049
Please.

927
00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:04,088
<i>♪ ♪</i>

928
00:37:06,092 --> 00:37:07,625
Please. Wait.

929
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,127
[inhales]

930
00:37:10,163 --> 00:37:12,663
[exhales sharply]

931
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:15,132
Not one crack.

932
00:37:15,168 --> 00:37:16,567
Take that, curse.

933
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,335
Practically broken.

934
00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:21,172
You don't actually believe in such
a thing as a curse, do you?

935
00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:22,640
- I do.
- You do not.

936
00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,308
It's scientific.

937
00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,177
People's beliefs affect their behavior.

938
00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:27,845
It's very important
in marketing as well.

939
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,947
It is the enemy of being "spendcentric."

940
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:32,249
If one believes oneself to be cursed,

941
00:37:32,285 --> 00:37:34,285
then one will be.

942
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,587
The tour will inevitably suffer.

943
00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:39,423
From my view, not worth the risk.

944
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,925
[camera shutter clicks]

945
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,662
Did you just photograph...

946
00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,931
Did you just photograph my foot?

947
00:37:46,966 --> 00:37:48,532
I may not...

948
00:37:48,568 --> 00:37:50,134
believe in it.

949
00:37:50,169 --> 00:37:51,702
Well, then why did
you follow me in there?

950
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,737
[phone chimes]

951
00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:58,676
What?

952
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,711
They got the balloons.

953
00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:09,787
Listen, it's actually not cool

954
00:38:09,822 --> 00:38:11,889
just to walk on a bus you don't live on

955
00:38:11,924 --> 00:38:13,657
unless you're invited.

956
00:38:13,693 --> 00:38:16,627
And I don't know if you were coming
to see a specific person,

957
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:19,196
say me,

958
00:38:19,232 --> 00:38:22,366
but if you were, um,

959
00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:25,502
it... it just kind of puts
me in an awkward position.

960
00:38:29,609 --> 00:38:31,208
- Just had a revelation.
- Okay.

961
00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:34,545
When I said to you that
we, um, could be friends,

962
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:37,381
um, what you... you don't
realize is... well, how could you,

963
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:41,085
you don't even know me... is that...

964
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,854
I never become emotionally involved.

965
00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:46,891
That's just fact, who I am.

966
00:38:46,926 --> 00:38:50,361
So...

967
00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:53,264
don't need to worry because...

968
00:38:53,299 --> 00:38:54,732
I don't feel things in the way

969
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,834
that other people do.

970
00:38:56,869 --> 00:38:59,436
You see.

971
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:03,540
I don't either, actually.

972
00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:07,077
You can ask anyone.

973
00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:09,847
I don't get involved.

974
00:39:09,882 --> 00:39:12,616
And...

975
00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:15,853
I'm happy this way.

976
00:39:15,888 --> 00:39:18,155
Well, then, we have that in common.

977
00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:29,433
What do you mean, you
may have no future?

978
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,769
Of course you have a future.

979
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:36,807
<i>♪ ♪</i>

980
00:39:47,253 --> 00:39:50,220
[pensive acoustic guitar music plays]

981
00:39:50,256 --> 00:39:55,259
<i>♪ ♪</i>

982
00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:02,066
Oh, they got 'em. They got the eggs.

983
00:40:02,101 --> 00:40:03,934
- Nice, dude.
- Right on, man.

984
00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:05,903
- [Wes] Yes.
- [man] Yeah.

985
00:40:05,938 --> 00:40:07,071
[laughter]

986
00:40:07,106 --> 00:40:08,939
[Harvey] Got one, right?

987
00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:10,674
Thank you.

988
00:40:10,710 --> 00:40:14,011
[laughter]

989
00:40:14,046 --> 00:40:17,147
Thank you, sis.

990
00:40:17,183 --> 00:40:19,650
[man] Great job.

991
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:23,153
You did awesome, okay?

992
00:40:23,189 --> 00:40:25,923
[Jim] All right, everybody,

993
00:40:25,958 --> 00:40:29,827
Close your eyes.

994
00:40:29,862 --> 00:40:33,030
It's 1979.

995
00:40:34,033 --> 00:40:37,101
You're 15.

996
00:40:37,136 --> 00:40:40,170
And you're about to
see your favorite band

997
00:40:40,206 --> 00:40:44,641
play your first concert.

998
00:40:44,677 --> 00:40:47,711
[Wes] You showed up eight
hours early for the festival seating

999
00:40:47,747 --> 00:40:51,882
just to get up close, with the band.

1000
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:55,052
You see 'em breathe and sweat.

1001
00:40:55,087 --> 00:40:57,621
Can feel the rhythm in the air.

1002
00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:01,492
It's all around you.

1003
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:05,129
You wait outside with all your friends.

1004
00:41:05,164 --> 00:41:07,998
This is gonna be the
best night of your life.

1005
00:41:08,034 --> 00:41:10,534
[playing The Who's "They
Are All In Love"]

1006
00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:13,003
♪ Where do you walk ♪

1007
00:41:13,039 --> 00:41:15,539
♪ On sunny times ♪

1008
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:18,742
♪ Where the rivers gleam ♪

1009
00:41:18,778 --> 00:41:22,913
♪ And the buildings shine ♪

1010
00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:25,082
♪ How do you feel ♪

1011
00:41:25,117 --> 00:41:27,918
♪ Going up hallowed halls ♪

1012
00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:30,687
♪ And the summer clothes ♪

1013
00:41:30,723 --> 00:41:35,092
♪ Brighten gloomy halls ♪

1014
00:41:35,127 --> 00:41:38,829
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1015
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:43,700
♪ And they're all in love ♪

1016
00:41:47,073 --> 00:41:51,608
♪ They're all in love ♪

1017
00:41:51,644 --> 00:41:54,445
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1018
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,914
♪ Where do you fit ♪

1019
00:41:56,949 --> 00:41:59,516
♪ In "Zip Magazine" ♪

1020
00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:02,853
♪ Where the past is a hero ♪

1021
00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:05,789
♪ And the future a dream ♪

1022
00:42:05,825 --> 00:42:08,625
♪ Just tell me right now ♪

1023
00:42:08,661 --> 00:42:11,528
♪ Where do you fit in ♪

1024
00:42:11,564 --> 00:42:14,364
♪ With mud in your eye ♪

1025
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,935
♪ And a passion for gin ♪

1026
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:22,039
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1027
00:42:22,074 --> 00:42:26,944
[all] ♪ And they're all in love ♪

1028
00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:33,417
♪ They're all in love ♪

1029
00:42:33,452 --> 00:42:38,422
♪ And they're all in love ♪

1030
00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:44,094
♪ They're all in love ♪

1031
00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:49,099
♪ And they're all in love ♪

1032
00:42:50,803 --> 00:42:51,935
[thunder rumbling]

1033
00:42:51,971 --> 00:42:55,906
♪ They're all in love ♪

1034
00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:57,841
<i>♪ Where do you walk ♪</i>

1035
00:42:57,877 --> 00:43:00,344
<i>♪ On sunny times ♪</i>

1036
00:43:00,379 --> 00:43:02,846
<i>♪ When the rivers gleam ♪</i>

1037
00:43:02,882 --> 00:43:05,849
<i>♪ And the buildings shine ♪</i>

1038
00:43:05,885 --> 00:43:07,985
<i>♪ How do you feel ♪</i>

1039
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:10,354
<i>♪ Going up hallowed halls ♪</i>

1040
00:43:10,389 --> 00:43:12,189
<i>♪ And the summer clothes ♪</i>

1041
00:43:12,224 --> 00:43:15,792
<i>♪ Brighten gloomy halls ♪</i>

1042
00:43:15,828 --> 00:43:18,495
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1043
00:43:18,531 --> 00:43:22,332
- Nice.
- Nice.

1044
00:43:22,368 --> 00:43:24,768
Broke the curse, baby. Good shit.

1045
00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:25,702
- Get the beer, Donna.
- Hey, guys,

1046
00:43:25,738 --> 00:43:27,271
we forgot the final step.

1047
00:43:27,306 --> 00:43:28,772
- No, we didn't, we all...
- Yeah, we did.

1048
00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:30,541
'Cause when I spoke to him from space,

1049
00:43:30,576 --> 00:43:32,676
Phil said it's not broken
until we take off all of our clothes

1050
00:43:32,711 --> 00:43:35,112
- and we lap the bus.
- I love Phil!

1051
00:43:35,147 --> 00:43:37,014
- You're first.
- Let's do it.

1052
00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:40,217
- Let's go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1053
00:43:40,252 --> 00:43:42,819
- Oh.
- Get this man some soap.

1054
00:43:42,855 --> 00:43:45,355
[all] Shower.

1055
00:43:45,391 --> 00:43:47,724
- Nice.
- The soap.

1056
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,327
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's how to do it.

1057
00:43:50,362 --> 00:43:51,728
- Rub it in.
- That's it.

1058
00:43:51,764 --> 00:43:54,131
Under the arms, baby. Under those arms.

1059
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:55,799
- Oh.
- Oh!

1060
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,634
- There you go, Kelly Ann.
- [all] Oh!

1061
00:43:57,670 --> 00:44:00,003
Nice, nice.

1062
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:02,506
[Wes] Finally, Milo takes a shower.

1063
00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:04,675
- [all] Whoo!
- [speaks indistinctly]

1064
00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:05,976
[Reg] A gift to us all.

1065
00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:10,347
I got it! I got it!

1066
00:44:10,382 --> 00:44:13,884
I know where Rick
is! I know where Rick is!

1067
00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:15,919
[phone ringing] Yeah?

1068
00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:22,226
The rain room?

1069
00:44:22,261 --> 00:44:24,728
- Turn around.
- Okay.

1070
00:44:24,763 --> 00:44:26,997
<i>♪ I'm about to get this money ♪</i>

1071
00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:30,000
<i>♪ My way ♪</i>

1072
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,568
<i>♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪</i>

1073
00:44:31,604 --> 00:44:34,438
<i>♪ Get that M-O-N-E-Y ♪</i>

1074
00:44:34,473 --> 00:44:36,406
<i>♪ That M-O-N-E-Y ♪</i>

1075
00:44:36,442 --> 00:44:37,841
<i>♪ Get that motherfuckin' money ♪</i>

1076
00:44:37,876 --> 00:44:38,942
Okay.

1077
00:44:38,978 --> 00:44:40,410
[sighs]

1078
00:44:40,446 --> 00:44:42,112
- Is he okay?
- I-I-I-I...

1079
00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:43,714
- Well?
- I think he's breathing.

1080
00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:45,349
I think so.

1081
00:44:45,384 --> 00:44:49,720
Rick? Rick?

1082
00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:52,189
- He's breathing.
- Oh, thank God.

1083
00:44:52,224 --> 00:44:54,524
Oh, thank God, you're okay. He's okay.

1084
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,760
- Hey.
- What the fuck?

1085
00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:59,796
- Oh, he's okay.
- You guys shitting me?

1086
00:44:59,832 --> 00:45:01,965
Uh, what are you doing here?

1087
00:45:02,001 --> 00:45:04,067
Jesus fucking Christ.

1088
00:45:04,103 --> 00:45:08,205
- Are you okay?
- [groans]

1089
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:11,942
- You okay, Rick?
- [groans] Yeah, I'm fine.

1090
00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:15,379
Splash some water on your face.

1091
00:45:15,414 --> 00:45:17,214
Hi.

1092
00:45:17,249 --> 00:45:19,149
Natalie?

1093
00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:21,251
Are you two next?

1094
00:45:21,287 --> 00:45:22,886
Jesus.

1095
00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,888
Let me explain.

1096
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:27,057
Uh, Rick and I

1097
00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:30,127
have been traveling a path,

1098
00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:33,597
which has inexorably led to this...

1099
00:45:33,632 --> 00:45:34,665
Strip club.

1100
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:37,467
Moment.

1101
00:45:37,503 --> 00:45:40,671
Like in the song "Janine,"

1102
00:45:40,706 --> 00:45:42,272
where it goes,

1103
00:45:42,308 --> 00:45:44,308
♪ What's been seen ♪

1104
00:45:44,343 --> 00:45:46,910
♪ We can't unsee ♪

1105
00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:50,681
♪ Can't go back ♪

1106
00:45:50,716 --> 00:45:53,984
♪ To what used to be ♪

1107
00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:56,653
We have seen each other.

1108
00:45:56,689 --> 00:46:00,023
And we cannot go back. [chuckles]

1109
00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:07,964
Um, I'm sorry I wasn't very welcoming.

1110
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,299
I love you guys.

1111
00:46:09,335 --> 00:46:11,034
I just... I love you guys.

1112
00:46:11,070 --> 00:46:12,936
- We love you too.
- Ah, you're a good guy.

1113
00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:15,772
- I'm just glad your okay.
- [Rick] Yeah.

1114
00:46:15,808 --> 00:46:18,008
- [chuckles]
- I'm so glad you're here.

1115
00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:20,377
Did you know that this is my
favorite place in Louisville?

1116
00:46:20,412 --> 00:46:23,447
- Yeah?
- Don't you love nature?

1117
00:46:23,482 --> 00:46:25,949
- Yeah.
- It's a good spot.

1118
00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:27,451
[Rick] Right?

1119
00:46:27,486 --> 00:46:29,786
- Lunesta fiesta, man.
- Excellent.

1120
00:46:29,822 --> 00:46:31,788
Lunesta fiesta.

1121
00:46:31,824 --> 00:46:34,458
[Milo] I'm telling you, you really
changed my perspective.

1122
00:46:34,493 --> 00:46:36,126
[laughter, indistinct chatter]

1123
00:46:36,161 --> 00:46:39,830
- I smell so good.
- No, you smell great.

1124
00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:43,066
I'm here for a Regg. A Regg Whitehead.

1125
00:46:43,102 --> 00:46:44,067
Yeah, that's me.

1126
00:46:44,103 --> 00:46:45,335
Production manager called me

1127
00:46:45,371 --> 00:46:47,504
to drive you back to the hotel.

1128
00:46:47,539 --> 00:46:51,541
Oh.

1129
00:46:51,577 --> 00:46:53,410
Thanks. I'll be out in a sec.

1130
00:46:53,445 --> 00:46:55,145
- All right.
- [Reg] Thank you, sir.

1131
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:58,582
Okay, everyone, uh, fantastic.

1132
00:46:58,617 --> 00:47:01,318
Uh, I will see you, um, back at work.

1133
00:47:01,353 --> 00:47:03,887
<i>♪ Tear it out... ♪</i>

1134
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:06,390
And Jim James...

1135
00:47:06,425 --> 00:47:08,892
I love what you played...

1136
00:47:08,927 --> 00:47:12,829
man.

1137
00:47:12,865 --> 00:47:14,398
Thanks.

1138
00:47:14,433 --> 00:47:17,267
<i>♪ You were choking in ♪</i>

1139
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:19,903
<i>♪ Your own bed... ♪</i>

1140
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:22,706
- Peace, Regg.
- [all] Later, Regg.

1141
00:47:22,741 --> 00:47:25,776
Later, Regg.

1142
00:47:25,811 --> 00:47:26,943
Yeah, dude.

1143
00:47:26,979 --> 00:47:30,247
[laughter]

1144
00:47:30,282 --> 00:47:33,383
<i>♪ And I... ♪</i>

1145
00:47:33,419 --> 00:47:36,520
- To showers.
- [all] To showers.

1146
00:47:36,555 --> 00:47:39,589
- Thank God.
- To soap.

1147
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:43,226
- [all] Soap.
- Thank God!

1148
00:47:43,262 --> 00:47:45,695
- How many did you have?
- Yeah, we counted...

1149
00:47:45,731 --> 00:47:48,732
[indistinct chatter and laughter]

1150
00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:55,338
Shall we?

1151
00:47:58,444 --> 00:48:02,212
[indistinct chatter]

1152
00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:03,747
[Donna] Love him, right? Loves.

1153
00:48:03,782 --> 00:48:05,215
[Harvey] Louisville, here we come.

1154
00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,217
[Wes] Broke the curse, baby. [howls]

1155
00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:08,885
[laughter]

1156
00:48:08,921 --> 00:48:12,923
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1157
00:48:14,927 --> 00:48:19,262
<i>♪ See the ground, and I will be... ♪</i>

1158
00:48:19,298 --> 00:48:21,965
- Hey.
- [Wes] Nice. [laughs]

1159
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,835
[Gooch] Let him
through. Let him through.

1160
00:48:24,870 --> 00:48:28,405
Okay, guys, buckle up.

1161
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,607
<i>♪ When you're starring ♪</i>

1162
00:48:30,642 --> 00:48:34,177
<i>♪ In your last role ♪</i>

1163
00:48:34,213 --> 00:48:39,216
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1164
00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:48,959
[indistinct chatter]

1165
00:48:48,994 --> 00:48:51,328
[Bill] Rick and our wonderful stalker.

1166
00:48:51,363 --> 00:48:54,331
Talk about doomed, you know?

1167
00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:57,033
I mean, can you
believe her using that song

1168
00:48:57,069 --> 00:48:59,202
as a model for their relationship?

1169
00:48:59,238 --> 00:49:02,472
Well, I love that song.

1170
00:49:02,508 --> 00:49:04,508
It... it's about a
relationship that's cursed.

1171
00:49:04,543 --> 00:49:06,710
I mean, I was there when they first
saw each other that night,

1172
00:49:06,745 --> 00:49:08,011
Chris and Janine.

1173
00:49:08,046 --> 00:49:09,846
It was like, from that
moment, they were...

1174
00:49:09,882 --> 00:49:11,314
Finishing each other's sentences?

1175
00:49:11,350 --> 00:49:13,617
I-I was gonna say completely
wrong for each other,

1176
00:49:13,652 --> 00:49:16,620
but, yeah, they were finishing
each other's sentences for sure.

1177
00:49:16,655 --> 00:49:18,455
How can you say it was cursed?

1178
00:49:18,490 --> 00:49:20,156
Janine broke his heart.

1179
00:49:20,192 --> 00:49:22,726
And he wrote an insanely beautiful song.

1180
00:49:22,761 --> 00:49:26,630
Yeah, you probably
played it at your wedding.

1181
00:49:26,665 --> 00:49:28,398
[chuckles] Oh, boy.

1182
00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:31,034
You did. [laughs]

1183
00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:32,836
- You did.
- So?

1184
00:49:32,871 --> 00:49:34,638
So the thing is, people don't realize

1185
00:49:34,673 --> 00:49:36,573
that these songs that they
play at their weddings,

1186
00:49:36,608 --> 00:49:40,544
a lot of times they come from
some serious pain, you know?

1187
00:49:40,579 --> 00:49:43,847
- Yeah...
- Oh, baby!

1188
00:49:43,882 --> 00:49:45,916
What a surprise!

1189
00:49:45,951 --> 00:49:47,884
Look at you!

1190
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,387
[laughing]

1191
00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:51,755
Yeah!

1192
00:49:51,790 --> 00:49:53,523
This is Sandy, my wife.

1193
00:49:53,559 --> 00:49:56,860
[Gooch] My wife, guys. Come on. yeah.

1194
00:49:56,895 --> 00:50:00,330
Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. [giggling]

1195
00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:01,831
[indistinct chatter]

1196
00:50:01,867 --> 00:50:04,568
[Gooch] [smooches] Oh, yeah. Oh-oh!

1197
00:50:04,603 --> 00:50:06,069
[laughs]

1198
00:50:06,104 --> 00:50:08,204
[Shelli] Well, I guess

1199
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,873
that's one relationship

1200
00:50:09,908 --> 00:50:13,176
that... isn't cursed.

1201
00:50:13,211 --> 00:50:14,544
Who knows?

1202
00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:16,379
Can we get another beer?

1203
00:50:16,415 --> 00:50:18,214
Can't always tell by looking

1204
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:21,952
what's... what's really going on.

1205
00:50:21,987 --> 00:50:23,954
True.

1206
00:50:23,989 --> 00:50:26,723
Look, I don't know what
I did to that guy

1207
00:50:26,758 --> 00:50:28,258
to upset him so bad.

1208
00:50:28,293 --> 00:50:32,896
Bill, it doesn't matter.

1209
00:50:32,931 --> 00:50:34,931
Thanks.

1210
00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:39,769
Burgers on me, by the way.

1211
00:50:39,805 --> 00:50:41,805
You're on full scholarship.

1212
00:50:58,023 --> 00:50:59,656
Ahem. [chuckles]

1213
00:50:59,691 --> 00:51:02,325
You want to know one
thing I'm always gonna remember?

1214
00:51:02,361 --> 00:51:04,594
The all-you-can-eat Tattle Tail buffet?

1215
00:51:04,630 --> 00:51:08,164
No, it's the look on your
face when you finally grasp

1216
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,066
the real meaning of...

1217
00:51:10,102 --> 00:51:12,602
- Shut up.
- "Do you enjoy jazz?"

1218
00:51:12,638 --> 00:51:14,404
Oh, my God, I actually do.

1219
00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:15,739
- Do you?
- Yes.

1220
00:51:15,774 --> 00:51:17,907
Not the kind of jazz they
were talking about.

1221
00:51:17,943 --> 00:51:20,377
[laughing] No. Oh, God.

1222
00:51:22,014 --> 00:51:25,448
So our day off that didn't happen...

1223
00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:31,321
did it somehow, somewhere

1224
00:51:31,356 --> 00:51:32,956
happen in a parallel universe

1225
00:51:32,991 --> 00:51:34,758
where maybe Rick didn't get lost

1226
00:51:34,793 --> 00:51:36,426
and you got your scone

1227
00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:39,429
and I didn't act like a jerk? I wonder.

1228
00:51:39,464 --> 00:51:43,833
No. I mean, today was all wrong,

1229
00:51:43,869 --> 00:51:47,003
but it was also kind of...

1230
00:51:47,039 --> 00:51:49,973
<i>♪ If I could walk on water ♪</i>

1231
00:51:50,008 --> 00:51:52,776
perfect.

1232
00:51:52,811 --> 00:51:55,045
<i>♪ Make you believe ♪</i>

1233
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,514
<i>♪ Make you forget ♪</i>

1234
00:51:57,549 --> 00:51:59,049
<i>♪ So come on, get higher ♪</i>

1235
00:51:59,084 --> 00:52:00,183
<i>♪ Loosen my lips ♪</i>

1236
00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:01,351
<i>♪ Faith and desire ♪</i>

1237
00:52:01,386 --> 00:52:02,652
<i>♪ And the swing of your hips ♪</i>

1238
00:52:02,688 --> 00:52:04,854
<i>♪ Just pull me down hard ♪</i>

1239
00:52:04,890 --> 00:52:07,824
<i>♪ And drown me in love ♪</i>

1240
00:52:08,063 --> 00:52:12,381
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