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[Milo] <i>Previously on</i> Roadies...

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[Shelli] <i>Kelly Ann? I
need you to take photos</i>

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<i>at the VIP meet and greet.</i>

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You are invited to
leave the organization now.

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Let me just talk to him.

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[woman] Oh, God! Down! Down!

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Hey.

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Finger holds the key to our box set.

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I'd like to officially
welcome our band archivist,

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Mr. Michael Lewis Finger.

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[Reg] <i>Uh, So, Janine is here.</i>

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So, how is Janine?

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She's great. She's fabulous.

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Should we invite her to come tonight?

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- Definitely not.
- I think she would love that.

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[Christopher] <i>You should
call and invite her.</i>

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[Reg] <i>I will do that.</i>

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[Bill] <i>But no backstage.</i>

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- Janine.
- Hi, Chris.

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You're about to find out what it's like

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on the other side of the
fence, what it's like to be used.

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Why don't we table this, Janine, and...

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Maybe it's time we tell your best friend

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about the time that you
drove me home from Tulaggi's

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and we fucked.

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What is she talking about, Bill?

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[Janine] I fucked his brains out, Chris,

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because I knew it would hurt you.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[Bill] I'm from Oklahoma,

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so I kind of grew up with Switzer.

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He was kind of a cool coach too,

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but, hey, go Huskies, man. Take it easy.

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- Stay safe.
- [man] You too.

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[crickets chirping]

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Single car accident.

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Just got to wait for it to clear out.

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Go back to sleep.

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I wasn't asleep.

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Are there people in there?

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No. The cops said when
they pulled up it was empty.

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I've flipped a couple of cars.

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I think they're probably okay.

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Three nights ago, outside that
truck stop in Salt Lake,

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I saw a crow eat a
Kentucky Fried Chicken leg.

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- Bird cannibalism, huh?
- Yeah.

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I didn't know that was a thing.

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- Well, I got a picture of it.
- Oh.

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Okay, you shouldn't be looking
at stuff like that.

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Or like that.

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Next truck stop, you just buy
a couple refrigerator magnets.

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Something real cheerful, you know?

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Do you ever think that
maybe this tour could be cursed?

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I don't believe in that shit at all.

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Yeah. Me neither.

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I mean, if this tour were cursed,

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why would the band be playing
better than ever?

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Why would I have finally
found us a great new special guest,

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after only four days of begging?

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Huh? That ain't cursed.

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Halsey.

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- Wow.
- Yeah.

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- Wes'll freak. He loves Halsey.
- Really?

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<i>[The Weepies' "World
Spins Madly On" playing]</i>

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Don't you sometimes feel
like there's so much rage

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and pain out there

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and we're just all on this
road, metaphorically...

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In our case, an actual road...

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Something's happening out there...

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<i>♪ Wished that I was dead ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With an aching in my head... ♪</i>

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...we don't know what it is?

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<i>♪ Do you, Mr. Jones? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I thought of you... ♪</i>

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Had to be there.

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[clears throat] Listen.

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You got your whole
life out ahead of you.

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I mean, after the wreck.

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- Oh. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Just blue skies for you.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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I'm not sure we broke all the eggs.

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What?

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[phone ringing]

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<i>♪ Like make the world brand-new ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And take the time for you... ♪</i>

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Hey.

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Wait a second. What?

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Christopher... Christopher,
hold on a sec...

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Hold on a second. What's going on?

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<i>♪ And the world spins madly on... ♪</i>

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You lost what?

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[Bill] Is anybody else there?

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I'll help you find it,

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and we'll figure it out.

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Okay?

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<i>♪ And the world spins madly on... ♪</i>

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Shit.

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<i>♪ And the world spins madly on ♪</i>

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[camera shutter clicks]

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[Bill] <i>Hi. Bill. Alcoholic.</i>

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<i>Um, I have two years in July.</i>

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Uh, last night,

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I got a call from, um, my
boss and oldest friend,

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who's, uh, been sober

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for significantly longer than I have,

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and he'd been drinking,

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and, uh, so I figured I better
get myself on down to a meeting

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and, uh, find a chair.

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So, thank you.

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Uh, I'm on the road a lot,

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and, uh...

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I'm a carpet salesman.

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I sell carpet all over the country.

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And, uh, I love carpet.

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I've run away from, uh... [chuckles]

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...pretty much
everything in my life except carpet,

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because, uh,
carpet's really the only thing

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that's ever given me any, uh...

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real joy.

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Except there's this woman,

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and, uh, we sell carpet together.

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She's married.

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And nobody in the
carpet company knows about us.

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Well, there's this Bob Dylan song

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called "Property of Jesus,"

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and it's off this album Shot of Love.

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I highly recommend the whole album.

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It's a real kind of unsung classic

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if you like Bob.

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But, yeah, in... in "Property
of Jesus," he sings,

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"But you've picked up quite a story

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and you've changed since the womb.

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What happened to the real you?

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You've been captured, but by whom?"

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Now, I don't know what
happened to the real me.

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And I don't know if we've ever even met.

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But I know that
when I'm with this woman,

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I feel like the version
of me I wanted to be

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when I was ten years old

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or 12 years old.

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Could have been 14, but
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Uh...

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Yeah, it's wrong.

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And it's not rigorous honesty,

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and I feel like a thief.

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But the question I keep asking myself

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is, you know,

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what if this is my one chance, you know?

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What if this is my only shot

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at true happiness?

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You know, don't I have to grab it?

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And if I don't,

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what's gonna happen to me,

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you know, when carpet season's over?

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And it's her birthday today.

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And I got nothing to give her.

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And, uh...

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That... that's all. Thank you.

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Well, thank you for sharing, Bill.

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I just want to say I've never in my life

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heard anyone speak about
carpet like you just did.

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I will never look at
carpeting the same way again.

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Thank you.

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Also, women love being asked,

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"How's your day
going? Tell me everything."

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You'd be surprised how few men

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ever ask their lover that question.

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Yeah?

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[indistinct chatter and laughter]

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Copy that.

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And copy that. Thank you.

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And I'll be praying for your friend.

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Okay.

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[Bill] That's what I said. Halsey!

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[all cheering and applauding]

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Also, as some of you may know,

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the band is being photographed today

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<i>for the cover of Vanity Fair</i>

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by the great Abby Van Ness.

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Oh, my God, she's amazing.

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[Bill] Very lucky to have
her shooting the guys.

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The photo area is directly backstage.

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[all groan]

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[Bill] Yeah, no, I know
it's a real pain in the ass, huh?

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But you're gonna have to get over it.

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Also, one more thing.

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And this is very important, guys.

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Christopher House's
iPad has gone missing,

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and there are a bunch of new songs

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that he's been working on on there,

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so I'd very much appreciate if
you'd keep an eye out for it.

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Let me know if you see or hear anything.

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And last, but definitely not least,

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this is a... This is a very special day,

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um, very special day.

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[mouthing words]

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[chuckles]

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We're, uh... we're in Seattle.

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[Bill] You're breathing
some of the same air

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that Mr. Jimi Hendrix breathed.

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Also the great Quincy Jones, Kenny G...

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- [laughter]
- Hey, don't laugh.

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The man's garnered over 75 million

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in global album sales.

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[Bill] Duff McKagan from Guns N' Roses,

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the Seattle Supersonics...

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Sorry, Wes...

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Pearl Jam.

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Let's not forget those humble
pioneers known as Mudhoney.

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[Phil] [shouting indistinctly]

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How the fuck do you leave out Ann
and Nancy Wilson from Heart?

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Didn't you know "Magic Man" is about me?

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[all cheering]

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Get on in here! Get you some.

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God, I missed you people.

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My goodness, I missed you guys.

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- [man] We've missed you too.
- [Phil] There's my crew,

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goddamn crew.

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[Phil] Where's my Kelly Ann?

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Called me all the way into outer space.

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That made my whole trip almost worth it.

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Get in here, girl. How are you?

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[Phil] Oh, you got... You got prettier.

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Yeah, oh, my goodness, I
didn't think it'd happen.

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<i>[Cage the Elephant's "Always
Something playing]</i>

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<i>♪ Early in the mornin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Rise to meet the sun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Work so hard to feed your wife ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No time to show her lovin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And in the madness of the evenin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With diamonds in your hand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Came home an hour early ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Caught her with another man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's always something ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Before the late night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Around the corner ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's always
something waitin' for you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can't hold the hands back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can't make the sun rise ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's always something ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You know it's always something ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On your way back home again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A Good Samaritan ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You see a man stuck in the rain ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stranded with no friends ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And from the
goodness of your heart ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You save him from the flood ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A couple miles down the road ♪</i>

253
00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:22,786
<i>♪ He's covered in your blood ♪</i>

254
00:10:22,821 --> 00:10:26,189
<i>♪ ♪</i>

255
00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,758
[Bill] <i>How could you not tell
me you were bringing Phil back?</i>

256
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,794
I mean, why were we
kept in the dark on this?

257
00:10:30,829 --> 00:10:32,495
[Preston] <i>Darling, I distinctly remember</i>

258
00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,464
<i>being on the phone with
Shelli a few days ago,</i>

259
00:10:34,499 --> 00:10:36,666
<i>and I said that the band misses Phil.</i>

260
00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,379
<i>They feel like nothing's
been right since he left.</i>

261
00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:40,837
Yeah, but he never
said Phil would be back.

262
00:10:40,872 --> 00:10:43,707
[Phil] <i>Look, I had to pull
in every possible favor</i>

263
00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:46,343
<i>to steal him back from
Planet Swift, okay?</i>

264
00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:48,378
Yeah, it's okay as long as you're fine

265
00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:50,547
having a known
embezzler head up the tour.

266
00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:52,782
I am. And speaking of theft,

267
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,451
what's this about Christopher's iPad?

268
00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:55,819
He called me, hysterical.

269
00:10:55,854 --> 00:10:58,488
Yeah, I know. Look. Uh...

270
00:10:58,523 --> 00:11:00,824
- ...he's drinking again.
- What?

271
00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:02,559
And writing songs again, right?

272
00:11:02,594 --> 00:11:05,862
And hanging by a fucking thread again.

273
00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:08,732
- Christopher is drinking again?
- Yeah.

274
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,166
[Preston] <i>Bill?</i>

275
00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,302
Yeah, I'm here. Uh, look, Preston,

276
00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:14,204
I'll find Christopher's iPad, okay?

277
00:11:14,239 --> 00:11:15,750
[Preston] <i>Thanks, pal. You
know what we call this</i>

278
00:11:15,774 --> 00:11:17,540
<i>- in Staton-House land, right?</i>
- Yeah.

279
00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,153
- [Preston] <i>As the House turns.</i>
- As the House turns.

280
00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:20,844
- Oh.
- [Preston] <i>Look, if he's</i>

281
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,545
<i>on a big bender, we've
got to protect him,</i>

282
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:25,749
so keep that fucking photo
session super short.

283
00:11:25,784 --> 00:11:27,150
- Got it.
- Okay.

284
00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:28,818
[Preston] <i>And kiss
and make up with Phil.</i>

285
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,531
And I'll come out there
just as soon as my son's

286
00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:32,255
strep throat clears up, so...

287
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,256
<i>later, darling.</i>

288
00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:35,692
- Bye.
- Jesus.

289
00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:39,629
I'm gonna go try and find
Chris, if he'll even talk to me.

290
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,236
Now, why wouldn't you let
me mention your birthday?

291
00:11:46,271 --> 00:11:49,739
Eh, it just didn't feel right.

292
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:54,077
And please don't get me anything, okay?

293
00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:55,378
What a day.

294
00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:58,014
What a day.

295
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,784
<i>[funky music]</i>

296
00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:02,952
It's a brown leather Fendi suitcase.

297
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:06,556
<i>♪ ♪</i>

298
00:12:06,591 --> 00:12:09,225
I'm... I mean, I'm in, uh...

299
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:13,129
<i>♪ ♪</i>

300
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,564
I'm in Seattle.

301
00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:17,233
I'm sitting on
something called a Zamboni.

302
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,202
I'm at the, uh, Dave...

303
00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:21,371
David Fucking Grohl
Dome, or whatever it's called.

304
00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:22,772
I don't know.

305
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,574
<i>♪ ♪</i>

306
00:12:24,609 --> 00:12:26,287
- [phone chimes]
- Hey. Sorry. Hang on a second.

307
00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:29,245
I'm just... I'm... I'm just getting a...

308
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,280
[phone chimes]

309
00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:32,749
...text.

310
00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,295
[Shelli] <i>Well, it's good
to see you, handsome.</i>

311
00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:36,720
- It's good to be seen.
- [chuckles]

312
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:39,589
I come bearing news from your husband.

313
00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:41,558
He says, "Happy birthday, gorgeous."

314
00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,727
And your present is somewhere
in the stands.

315
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,895
Oh, wow. He, uh...

316
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,464
He did the treasure hunt thing again.

317
00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:49,833
I believe it took some
doing, getting it all set up.

318
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:52,469
Yeah. It's this really
sweet thing he likes to do,

319
00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:54,504
just incredibly sweet.

320
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:55,772
[laughs]

321
00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:57,273
It's just I have zero time.

322
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:58,920
Did he at least narrow
it down to a section?

323
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,577
He did not, darlin'.

324
00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:02,746
But we'll have to do something
special tonight.

325
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:03,813
You deserve it.

326
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,815
Ah, not really. [laughs]

327
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:06,816
Reg! Um...

328
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,318
Shelly. Uh...

329
00:13:08,353 --> 00:13:10,620
- [Shelli] Um...
- Fuck! Uh, Phil.

330
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:11,833
[clears throat] Shelli for Bill.

331
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,523
Production hallway, now.

332
00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:15,158
Reg.

333
00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:16,326
Hello.

334
00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,528
You look concerned, Pasty Boy.

335
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:21,698
Yeah, uh, uh, that... That is Janine.

336
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,867
- Janine?
- Yeah.

337
00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:26,102
Uh, yeah, she paid us a visit.

338
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,138
Boy, if that isn't a
sign of the Apocalypse...

339
00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:30,140
I mean, I love that girl, but God damn.

340
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:31,441
Phil, welcome back.

341
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:32,720
- Hey, good to see you, pal.
- Hey.

342
00:13:32,744 --> 00:13:34,944
- Bring it in.
- Motherfuck...

343
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,713
Yeah, I saw you at morning circle,

344
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:38,481
but you kind of got engulfed there.

345
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,784
[Reg gasping]

346
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:41,885
[Phil grunting]

347
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,720
- [Reg groans]
- Hey, Phil?

348
00:13:43,755 --> 00:13:45,622
[Bill] Phil?

349
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:47,357
Got to let him go.

350
00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:50,994
[gasping]

351
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,328
[gasps] Fuck.

352
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,364
Yeah.

353
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:56,399
[panting]

354
00:13:56,435 --> 00:14:00,503
Uh, yeah, so, um, as I
was, uh, just trying to explain,

355
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,906
Janine just texted me...
You the famous yearbook?

356
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,252
- [Shelli] Mm-hmm.
- It's gone missing.

357
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:05,508
- Uh, wait. What?
- [Reg] Yeah.

358
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,243
And she thinks that
we stole it from her.

359
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:08,545
So...

360
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,713
First Chris's iPad. Now the yearbook.

361
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,415
- Yeah.
- That's the second sign

362
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,417
of the Apocalypse:

363
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,720
thievery and deception from within.

364
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,523
God, I've missed you people.

365
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,392
Let's go find this crook.

366
00:14:22,427 --> 00:14:24,494
Bill and Shelli?

367
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:25,728
Who told you?

368
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,730
No one. I can just tell.

369
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,567
Bill and Shelli.

370
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:33,870
That's like your parents
having sex and cheating on each other

371
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:35,205
all at the same time.

372
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:41,211
Whew. Finally ditched the Devil Child.

373
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,946
It can't be true.

374
00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:45,215
Shelli has this really great marriage.

375
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,116
- I need your advice.
- Which you never take.

376
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,685
We're in Seattle.

377
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,021
Do I invite Mike McCready to the show?

378
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,857
Wes, how high are you?

379
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:55,592
- Like half and half.
- No, Wes,

380
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:58,194
you do not invite the guy
who fired you to the show.

381
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,263
Just interpret this text for me, okay,

382
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,764
'cause it's confusing.

383
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,919
"Wes. Sorry. No time. See
ya! Mike. Ashley says hi."

384
00:15:05,954 --> 00:15:07,053
How is that confusing?

385
00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:08,254
What? "See ya."

386
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,522
That's encouraging, right?

387
00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:11,457
You always do this.

388
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,860
You just set yourself
up for disappointment.

389
00:15:13,895 --> 00:15:15,929
Well, if I don't, who will?

390
00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:17,764
Okay, and when is
fuckin' Halsey getting here?

391
00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:19,699
Because I would love to shake her hand,

392
00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:21,100
marry her, and watch her play,

393
00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:22,368
in any order.

394
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,270
<i>[ernergetic drum music]</i>

395
00:15:24,306 --> 00:15:26,139
His face has become more clear.

396
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:29,142
<i>[surf rock]</i>

397
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:31,711
<i>♪ ♪</i>

398
00:15:31,746 --> 00:15:34,147
Manamana Lima.

399
00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:35,882
Manamana-what?

400
00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:37,116
Lima.

401
00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:39,552
I believe that's Italian.

402
00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:42,055
[Puna] A man called finger.

403
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,334
Hey, make a path. I've got roadies

404
00:15:43,358 --> 00:15:44,991
trying to move shit through here,

405
00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:47,327
and trust me, they will step
on you and keep going.

406
00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:48,595
Hi. Are you Shelli?

407
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,463
Uh, yes. I'm the production manager.

408
00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:53,166
I'm Bethany Ian-Crouch, Abby
Van Ness's field assistant.

409
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:55,168
Abby's on her way, but
before she gets here,

410
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:57,136
just a few basic things
about the way she works.

411
00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:58,449
You can pass it on to your minions.

412
00:15:58,473 --> 00:15:59,906
Did you actually just say that?

413
00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:01,485
First of all, Abby
Van Ness will interact

414
00:16:01,509 --> 00:16:02,854
with only two of your crew members.

415
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,444
- Is that okay?
- No.

416
00:16:04,479 --> 00:16:06,412
When Abby Van Ness
arrives, she's gonna need

417
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,681
ten full minutes of
silence when she walks in

418
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:12,518
so she can feel the
space and begin her process.

419
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,165
Okay, Bethany, let me
give it to you straight.

420
00:16:14,189 --> 00:16:15,833
This band is going to
do a rare sound check

421
00:16:15,857 --> 00:16:17,357
to run through a few new songs.

422
00:16:17,392 --> 00:16:19,492
Abby Van Ness will
have ten minutes maximum

423
00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:21,361
before this sound check.

424
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:24,397
[indistinct chatter]

425
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,668
I was in space for less than two weeks,

426
00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:30,603
and suddenly Janine's back,

427
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,640
half the band's off the goddamn wagon,

428
00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:35,375
we have comedians opening for us,

429
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,377
and the nice kid who
ran our website's now

430
00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:39,445
a klepto-fucking-maniac.

431
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,014
Boy, did you guys miss me.

432
00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:42,649
And I still don't have my luggage.

433
00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:44,684
How the fuck are we gonna find Finger?

434
00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:46,386
All we know is he lives in Tacoma.

435
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:51,391
320 1/2

436
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,559
Lung Street.

437
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:57,664
Yeah, Puna, how do you know that?

438
00:16:57,699 --> 00:17:01,134
I have Find My iPad.

439
00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:02,702
- Well, good.
- Got to get that.

440
00:17:02,737 --> 00:17:04,382
- I've been meaning to do that...
- God damn it.

441
00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:06,083
I've been meaning to
do that for fucking...

442
00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:08,574
Hey, well, should we...
should we notify the authorities?

443
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,209
- Yeah.
- [Phil] Yeah, no, fuck that.

444
00:17:10,245 --> 00:17:11,822
- No. Fuck that. Come on.
- Next thing you know,

445
00:17:11,846 --> 00:17:14,414
Chris's demos are all over social media.

446
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,049
I'll get our shit back.

447
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:17,583
Guaranteed.

448
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,386
Yep. That's how we do it Stateside.

449
00:17:20,422 --> 00:17:22,255
Phil, with all due respect,

450
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:25,024
I think that maybe I should handle this.

451
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,859
I tell you what.

452
00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:29,228
We'll go together.

453
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:33,066
I'll meet you outside in 15 minutes.

454
00:17:33,101 --> 00:17:35,935
I'm locked and loaded.

455
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,105
Well, drive safely. Remember it's
the other side of the road.

456
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,907
What do you mean, drive safely?

457
00:17:40,942 --> 00:17:42,687
Are you fucking insane? Did
you hear what he just said?

458
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:43,710
He's locked and loaded.

459
00:17:43,745 --> 00:17:45,545
Did you see that, like...

460
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,246
...demented grin on his face?

461
00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:48,759
Yeah, that's a lot of teeth, isn't it?

462
00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:49,927
He could just pull over
in the middle of nowhere

463
00:17:49,951 --> 00:17:51,351
and [mimics gunshot sound]

464
00:17:51,386 --> 00:17:52,964
Truthfully, he might
not even need the gun.

465
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,355
He might just... [grunts]
"Fuckin' Union Jack.

466
00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:56,622
Whoa, there, son of a bi"...

467
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,391
Ah, I think it's one of those things

468
00:17:58,426 --> 00:17:59,926
when you've killed a couple people,

469
00:17:59,961 --> 00:18:01,372
it's like sports... You just want to go

470
00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:04,430
for that third championship ring.

471
00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,232
- However...
- However?

472
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,134
Reg.

473
00:18:08,169 --> 00:18:09,802
[sighs]

474
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,971
I can't go. I've got a show to do.

475
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:16,309
And I'm not quite ready to be
in an enclosed space with Phil.

476
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,211
I have my own issues with Phil's return.

477
00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:21,114
Do you really want my
death on your conscience?

478
00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:24,117
<i>[Courtney Barnett's
"Pedestrian at Best"]</i>

479
00:18:24,152 --> 00:18:27,553
<i>[energetic rock music]</i>

480
00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:29,922
<i>♪ I love you, I hate
you, I'm on the fence ♪</i>

481
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:32,091
<i>♪ It all depends whether
I'm up or down ♪</i>

482
00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:34,460
<i>♪ I'm on the mend,
transcending all reality ♪</i>

483
00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:37,096
<i>♪ I like you, despise you, admire you ♪</i>

484
00:18:37,132 --> 00:18:38,798
<i>♪ What are we gonna do ♪</i>

485
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,433
<i>♪ When everything all falls through? ♪</i>

486
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,135
What's wrong?

487
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:43,669
Oh, hello. Nothing.

488
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,172
Just an oddly ambiguous text.

489
00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:48,608
And Abby Van Ness is
taking pictures, huh?

490
00:18:48,643 --> 00:18:50,410
She's my favorite photographer.

491
00:18:50,445 --> 00:18:54,280
She's got a tough
exterior, but I don't buy it.

492
00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:57,617
She couldn't take all of
these incredibly emotionally potent,

493
00:18:57,652 --> 00:18:59,419
soul-scratching photographs

494
00:18:59,454 --> 00:19:02,789
without protecting an
achingly beautiful, romantic heart

495
00:19:02,824 --> 00:19:06,059
that only a handful of
people are ever gonna see.

496
00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:09,996
You have something
stuck in your... it's...

497
00:19:10,031 --> 00:19:12,131
- What? Where?
- It's a piece of hay.

498
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:13,866
Oh. Fuckin'...

499
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,873
I... I'll just, uh...

500
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,520
Well, you should go and
introduce yourself,

501
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,021
tell her how much you admire her work,

502
00:19:24,045 --> 00:19:25,878
and that you are also a photographer.

503
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,847
- No. I don't...
- Yes, you are.

504
00:19:27,882 --> 00:19:30,049
You took those photos
at the meet and greet.

505
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,662
Who do you think suggested you for that?

506
00:19:31,686 --> 00:19:33,052
Who? You?

507
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,720
You were the spendcentric choice.

508
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:38,925
Why get some outsider
when we have you here?

509
00:19:40,495 --> 00:19:42,595
You did an excellent
job, and I knew you would.

510
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,734
That's actually pretty interesting,

511
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:52,305
'cause you didn't... I mean,
you could've paid me something.

512
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,639
Just go and introduce yourself.

513
00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:55,641
No one ever got angry at a compliment.

514
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:58,578
I don't see myself talking to her.

515
00:19:59,747 --> 00:20:01,314
Fine.

516
00:20:01,349 --> 00:20:04,917
So, what is, uh, so
ambiguous about the text?

517
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,820
Oh, nothing. It's nothing.

518
00:20:07,856 --> 00:20:09,333
Would you like me to
interpret it for you?

519
00:20:09,357 --> 00:20:11,757
I have to do it all the
time with my brother.

520
00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:18,431
Really?

521
00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:21,033
Mm-hmm.

522
00:20:21,069 --> 00:20:22,535
"R." Full stop.

523
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:24,537
"My yearbook was
stolen!" Exclamation mark.

524
00:20:24,572 --> 00:20:25,883
"Before I left!" Exclamation mark.

525
00:20:25,907 --> 00:20:27,907
"I'm devastated."

526
00:20:30,278 --> 00:20:33,379
"There is a lot of missing." Full stop.

527
00:20:33,414 --> 00:20:35,092
- Which is the part...
- "There is a lot of missing."

528
00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:37,283
Do you think... Is that an admission?

529
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:40,052
Or a... a confession of some sort?

530
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:41,954
It's almost like a song title.

531
00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:45,324
It's a typo.

532
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,862
Puna? Pun?

533
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,764
Would you mind
looking at that text for me?

534
00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:53,399
It's a typo.

535
00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:02,808
- Halsey!
- Shh!

536
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,076
[whispering] Hi. I'm Wes.

537
00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:05,489
Welcome to the
Staton-House Band family.

538
00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:08,781
Hi. I heard you guys were, uh, friendly.

539
00:21:08,816 --> 00:21:10,283
[stammers]

540
00:21:10,318 --> 00:21:14,420
- Coffee?
- Uh, yes, please.

541
00:21:14,455 --> 00:21:16,756
Hey, I saw you at Jones
Beach in August. It was sick.

542
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:19,258
[whispering] Thanks.
Why are we whispering?

543
00:21:19,294 --> 00:21:20,493
I don't know. Let's stop.

544
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:22,061
[speaking at normal volume] Okay.

545
00:21:22,096 --> 00:21:23,641
Dude, that crowd was fucking
falling asleep.

546
00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:25,276
You hit the stage. You
opened up with "Castle,"

547
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,567
like, "Jones Beach!
What the fuck is up?"

548
00:21:27,602 --> 00:21:29,268
And you destroyed that crowd.

549
00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:31,170
And that turquoise wig was so cool.

550
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,505
You should've said hi, Wes.

551
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:34,907
Dude, I love your music.

552
00:21:34,943 --> 00:21:37,154
Like, the stripped down
version of "Hold Me Down." Come on.

553
00:21:37,178 --> 00:21:39,478
- No drums, right?
- It's wicked.

554
00:21:39,514 --> 00:21:42,014
Mm... are you the Wesley?

555
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,283
Who worked with Mike McCready?

556
00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:46,786
Pearl Jam? Their guitarist.

557
00:21:46,821 --> 00:21:48,454
Of course, dude. There's only one.

558
00:21:48,489 --> 00:21:51,457
Oh, my gosh. I know Liz
Burns. I've heard all about you.

559
00:21:51,492 --> 00:21:53,626
[Bethany] Shush!

560
00:21:53,661 --> 00:21:55,161
Abby?

561
00:21:55,196 --> 00:21:57,930
Hi. Abby? I'm... I'm Shelli.

562
00:21:57,966 --> 00:21:59,699
I'm the production
manager for Staton-House.

563
00:22:02,537 --> 00:22:04,470
- I don't like daisies.
- Oh.

564
00:22:04,505 --> 00:22:06,339
So nice to meet you too.

565
00:22:09,043 --> 00:22:11,577
Uh, the band's so excited
to be photographed by you.

566
00:22:13,381 --> 00:22:15,159
You've... you've got a
lot to do, and so do we,

567
00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:17,149
so, uh, let me just
give you some parameters.

568
00:22:17,185 --> 00:22:20,553
Everything needs to be
ready before the band arrives.

569
00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:22,488
When they do, you'll
get ten minutes with them

570
00:22:22,523 --> 00:22:23,689
before their sound check.

571
00:22:23,725 --> 00:22:26,292
[scoffs] I was given 20 minutes

572
00:22:26,327 --> 00:22:30,062
with the Rolling Stones in 1978.

573
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,666
I've been photographing them ever since.

574
00:22:33,701 --> 00:22:35,301
I had... how long did
I have with Prince?

575
00:22:35,336 --> 00:22:36,335
15 months.

576
00:22:36,371 --> 00:22:37,570
I had 15 months with Prince.

577
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:39,171
We ended up shooting him in the nude

578
00:22:39,207 --> 00:22:41,974
and recording the entire unreleased
album at Paisley Park

579
00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:44,877
with me singing the lead,

580
00:22:44,912 --> 00:22:47,480
with Prince producing.

581
00:22:47,515 --> 00:22:49,548
Can't wait for that one to come out.

582
00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:52,852
Johnny Cash gave me 18 years.

583
00:22:52,887 --> 00:22:56,389
We did a super fucking emotional session

584
00:22:56,424 --> 00:22:57,957
the day he died.

585
00:23:04,699 --> 00:23:07,500
My concept...

586
00:23:07,535 --> 00:23:09,869
...is the death of rock.

587
00:23:09,904 --> 00:23:10,903
Genius.

588
00:23:10,938 --> 00:23:12,505
My band will hate it.

589
00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:15,174
I'm not here to vet my
ideas to the production girl.

590
00:23:15,209 --> 00:23:17,243
- You just did.
- It's fucking rad.

591
00:23:17,278 --> 00:23:19,045
- Bethany?
- It's fucking rad.

592
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,446
It's fucking rad.

593
00:23:20,481 --> 00:23:22,882
Now I want you to get the band to my set

594
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:25,918
and get the fuck out of my way.

595
00:23:30,224 --> 00:23:32,258
Abby, uh,

596
00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:34,560
let me tell you what's gonna happen

597
00:23:34,595 --> 00:23:36,796
so you can use your ten
minutes the best you can.

598
00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:39,031
The band will claim they
don't want makeup,

599
00:23:39,067 --> 00:23:40,733
but Tom actually does.

600
00:23:40,768 --> 00:23:44,804
And Rick is gonna
try to do, uh, this pose.

601
00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:46,539
We call it The Cock.

602
00:23:46,574 --> 00:23:49,075
Every photographer hates it.
You just have to tell him no.

603
00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:52,578
Chris may wander off. And
none of them, I guarantee,

604
00:23:52,613 --> 00:23:54,313
will sit on that horse,

605
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,016
so you might want to
think of a backup plan.

606
00:23:58,953 --> 00:24:00,953
Thanks for you input.

607
00:24:00,988 --> 00:24:02,755
<i>[light acoustic guitar music]</i>

608
00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:04,256
[Bill] <i>I want him to find Jen.</i>

609
00:24:04,292 --> 00:24:06,092
[Phil] <i>Their relationship is doomed.</i>

610
00:24:06,127 --> 00:24:07,426
Jen didn't survive the plague.

611
00:24:07,462 --> 00:24:08,961
[man] <i>30 miles to Tacoma.</i>

612
00:24:08,996 --> 00:24:10,796
<i>If you're talking about Dead Sex,</i>

613
00:24:10,832 --> 00:24:13,499
uh, I was forced to watch it when
I was trapped on that bus,

614
00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:15,768
and I have to admit that David
Spade as Harris DeSoto

615
00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:17,136
is fucking remarkable.

616
00:24:17,171 --> 00:24:18,615
I mean, he's like a
young Anthony Hopkins

617
00:24:18,639 --> 00:24:19,972
Here's what I don't get.

618
00:24:20,007 --> 00:24:23,142
If the plague only
kills average-looking people

619
00:24:23,177 --> 00:24:24,977
and the sex is what saves them, then...

620
00:24:25,012 --> 00:24:26,479
It's a fucking metaphor, man!

621
00:24:26,514 --> 00:24:27,913
- A metaphor.
- [Reg] Is it?

622
00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:28,959
[Phil] Beautiful is average;

623
00:24:28,983 --> 00:24:30,316
average is beautiful.

624
00:24:30,351 --> 00:24:32,918
[guitars tuning]

625
00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:35,921
[playing Halsey's "Hold Me Down"]

626
00:24:35,957 --> 00:24:40,960
<i>♪ ♪</i>

627
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:51,070
♪ My demons are begging
me to open up my mouth ♪

628
00:24:52,974 --> 00:24:57,743
♪ I need them
mechanically make the words come out ♪

629
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:02,515
♪ They fight me, vigorous
and angry ♪

630
00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:05,551
♪ Watch them pounce ♪

631
00:25:05,586 --> 00:25:07,520
♪ Ignite me ♪

632
00:25:07,555 --> 00:25:11,157
♪ Licking at the
flames they bring about ♪

633
00:25:13,361 --> 00:25:16,662
♪ I sold my soul to a three-piece ♪

634
00:25:16,697 --> 00:25:19,665
♪ And he told me I was holy ♪

635
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:22,868
♪ He's got me down on both knees ♪

636
00:25:22,904 --> 00:25:26,405
♪ But it's the devil that's
tryna hold me down ♪

637
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:28,207
♪ Hold me down ♪

638
00:25:28,242 --> 00:25:31,310
♪ Sneaking out the back
door, make no sound ♪

639
00:25:31,345 --> 00:25:34,380
♪ Knock me out, knock me out ♪

640
00:25:34,415 --> 00:25:37,883
♪ Saying that I want
more, this is what I live for ♪

641
00:25:37,919 --> 00:25:40,853
♪ Hold me down, hold me down ♪

642
00:25:40,888 --> 00:25:43,856
♪ Throw me in the deep
end, watch me drown ♪

643
00:25:43,891 --> 00:25:46,992
♪ Knock me out, knock me out ♪

644
00:25:47,028 --> 00:25:51,997
♪ Saying that I want
more, this is what I live for ♪

645
00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:54,266
♪ Hold me down now ♪

646
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:55,267
<i>♪ ♪</i>

647
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,503
♪ Hold me down now ♪

648
00:25:57,538 --> 00:25:58,671
<i>♪ ♪</i>

649
00:25:58,706 --> 00:26:02,041
♪ Hold me down ♪

650
00:26:02,076 --> 00:26:03,576
<i>♪ ♪</i>

651
00:26:03,611 --> 00:26:07,012
♪ I sold my soul to a three-piece ♪

652
00:26:07,048 --> 00:26:10,115
♪ And he told me I was holy ♪

653
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,219
♪ He's got me down on both knees ♪

654
00:26:13,254 --> 00:26:18,224
♪ But it's the
devil that's tryna hold ♪

655
00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:20,226
<i>♪ ♪</i>

656
00:26:20,261 --> 00:26:21,594
- Yeah!
- [both laughing]

657
00:26:21,629 --> 00:26:23,762
- That's the shit.
- No kidding.

658
00:26:23,798 --> 00:26:26,599
No. Really, you're a badass player.

659
00:26:26,634 --> 00:26:28,474
Oh, thank you. Thank
you. Well, what about you?

660
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,035
[both laugh, bass drum beating]

661
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:31,403
Who's this?

662
00:26:31,439 --> 00:26:33,606
Oh, uh, this is my associate Winston,

663
00:26:33,641 --> 00:26:36,375
who is actually supposed to
be doing his social studies.

664
00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:37,376
Please.

665
00:26:37,411 --> 00:26:39,712
Yeah, the usual stupid bullshit.

666
00:26:39,747 --> 00:26:42,281
Hey, and no more Dead Sex till
you finish your homework.

667
00:26:42,316 --> 00:26:44,550
Dead Sex? I love Dead Sex.

668
00:26:44,585 --> 00:26:46,318
Listen, I got to get to sound check.

669
00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,153
I-I-I can't wait to
see your set later.

670
00:26:50,091 --> 00:26:51,757
Hey.

671
00:26:51,792 --> 00:26:54,059
Would you ever...

672
00:26:54,095 --> 00:26:55,961
Oh, this is fucking crazy.

673
00:26:55,997 --> 00:26:57,930
What? What?

674
00:26:57,965 --> 00:27:01,333
Would you ever
consider joining our band?

675
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,235
Wait. What? Really?

676
00:27:03,271 --> 00:27:05,638
Yeah. You could play some songs with us,

677
00:27:05,673 --> 00:27:07,573
help out, maybe tech some too.

678
00:27:07,608 --> 00:27:09,241
[Wes] You're fucking with me, right?

679
00:27:09,277 --> 00:27:11,143
[Halsey] Well,
technically, I'm stealing you,

680
00:27:11,178 --> 00:27:13,178
but, listen, think about it,

681
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:14,625
and we'll talk about
it more later, okay?

682
00:27:14,649 --> 00:27:17,016
Okay. Awesome.

683
00:27:17,051 --> 00:27:20,019
<i>[Field Report's "I Am
Not Waiting Anymore" playing]</i>

684
00:27:20,054 --> 00:27:22,655
[laughs quietly]

685
00:27:22,690 --> 00:27:26,191
<i>[light acoustic guitar music]</i>

686
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,427
Oh, Winston, come... Winston!

687
00:27:28,462 --> 00:27:29,662
Come on, man. I...

688
00:27:29,697 --> 00:27:31,797
Fuck.

689
00:27:31,832 --> 00:27:34,433
<i>♪ God's favorite child, bloodied
from the brawl... ♪</i>

690
00:27:34,468 --> 00:27:36,368
Hey. Winston. Come...

691
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,436
Ugh.

692
00:27:37,471 --> 00:27:38,711
Smaller bones in the graveyard.

693
00:27:38,739 --> 00:27:41,674
- Smaller bones. Copy.
- [pop]

694
00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:44,043
What?

695
00:27:44,078 --> 00:27:46,011
- [pop]
- Who's shooting?

696
00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:47,713
<i>♪ ♪</i>

697
00:27:47,748 --> 00:27:50,516
<i>♪ I am not waiting anymore ♪</i>

698
00:27:50,551 --> 00:27:51,884
[pop]

699
00:27:51,919 --> 00:27:53,552
[indistinct chatter]

700
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:54,987
<i>♪ I am not waiting anymore... ♪</i>

701
00:27:55,022 --> 00:27:56,221
- Look out.
- Okay.

702
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:57,990
[woman] Watch it. Watch it.

703
00:27:58,025 --> 00:27:59,858
Hi.

704
00:27:59,894 --> 00:28:02,194
- Hi.
- You're tripping my flash.

705
00:28:02,229 --> 00:28:05,631
Oh! I'm... I'm so, so sorry, ma'am.

706
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,533
What's your name, dear?

707
00:28:07,568 --> 00:28:10,135
It's... it's Kelly Ann.

708
00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:12,037
I'm a huge fan of your work.

709
00:28:12,073 --> 00:28:13,850
Your book of portraits...
What it was, what it is...

710
00:28:13,874 --> 00:28:15,374
It's a bible.

711
00:28:15,409 --> 00:28:18,811
It's my bible of
compositions and images.

712
00:28:18,846 --> 00:28:20,479
Yeah. [laughs]

713
00:28:20,514 --> 00:28:24,750
Oh, look, you are a
budding photographer, aren't you?

714
00:28:24,785 --> 00:28:27,052
Yeah, I was accepted
into NYU film school,

715
00:28:27,088 --> 00:28:28,821
but I deferred a
year... I may go next year.

716
00:28:28,856 --> 00:28:31,357
Mm, how cool. May I see your work?

717
00:28:31,392 --> 00:28:32,725
Yeah.

718
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,760
Fun.

719
00:28:34,795 --> 00:28:38,230
This... oh, well, this
is probably not your best.

720
00:28:38,265 --> 00:28:40,699
Uh... are you auto-focusing?

721
00:28:40,735 --> 00:28:42,067
You have to work on that.

722
00:28:42,103 --> 00:28:44,370
And... wait. Let me see.

723
00:28:44,405 --> 00:28:49,174
This... you might
want to delete this one.

724
00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:52,344
And this one. And... wait... this one.

725
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,380
Sorry. Already did.

726
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,584
Oh! Upside down car.

727
00:28:58,619 --> 00:29:02,021
Well, we all have to get
through our upside-down-car phase.

728
00:29:02,056 --> 00:29:06,258
And the obligatory bird eating garbage.

729
00:29:06,293 --> 00:29:07,393
Let me guess.

730
00:29:07,428 --> 00:29:09,028
Your mother gave you a camera,

731
00:29:09,063 --> 00:29:11,463
and you showed her some
photos, and she was like,

732
00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:15,300
"Oh, my God, Kelly, you're so talented."

733
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,069
Moms lie, honey.

734
00:29:17,104 --> 00:29:19,705
Yeah. I'm not sure if you're joking.

735
00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:22,941
I'm not. But you don't
want to be an artist anyway.

736
00:29:22,977 --> 00:29:26,078
I mean, you've got this great job

737
00:29:26,113 --> 00:29:29,114
lifting things with all these cute boys.

738
00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:32,384
And you can't even stick up
for your own work right now to me,

739
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:33,652
can you?

740
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:37,322
That's because you had weak parents.

741
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,825
Your parents were weak.

742
00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:42,761
And you have no rage inside of you.

743
00:29:42,797 --> 00:29:44,797
So you have nothing to say as an artist.

744
00:29:44,832 --> 00:29:46,598
So, let me make this simple.

745
00:29:46,634 --> 00:29:49,902
A, you are talent-free.

746
00:29:49,937 --> 00:29:52,404
B, get the fuck...

747
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,773
out of my light.

748
00:29:56,844 --> 00:29:58,811
Um...

749
00:29:58,846 --> 00:30:00,546
Say it.

750
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,349
Say it!

751
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:07,419
A, I barely know my parents.

752
00:30:07,455 --> 00:30:09,421
My brother and I were
raised in a foster home.

753
00:30:09,457 --> 00:30:12,624
B, all I wanted was for
you to sign my book,

754
00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:16,061
which I have with me, because
I carry it everywhere.

755
00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,466
And now all I want to do is just burn it

756
00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:23,035
and... and spit in every single magazine

757
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:24,837
that you have a picture in,

758
00:30:24,872 --> 00:30:28,974
because you're just a small person.

759
00:30:29,009 --> 00:30:30,642
You just suck.

760
00:30:36,383 --> 00:30:39,184
Hey, uh, quick thing. You got a sec?

761
00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:41,954
Uh, that girl... you don't
get to talk to her like that.

762
00:30:41,989 --> 00:30:43,822
Only I can do that.

763
00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:46,825
I don't care if you gave Mick
Jagger a blowjob in 1975...

764
00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:48,393
'78.

765
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:51,897
But if you say one
more aggressively irritable

766
00:30:51,932 --> 00:30:54,867
or insulting thing to
any member of my crew,

767
00:30:54,902 --> 00:30:57,836
not only will I throw you off
this set without your shot;

768
00:30:57,872 --> 00:30:59,872
I will personally shove your head

769
00:30:59,907 --> 00:31:02,975
so far up your inflated, Pulitzer
Prize-winning ass,

770
00:31:03,010 --> 00:31:05,711
you'll come face-to-face with
that assistant you ate

771
00:31:05,746 --> 00:31:06,812
when you were 21.

772
00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:08,547
Mm, I miss that assistant.

773
00:31:08,582 --> 00:31:10,632
[laughs]

774
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:13,569
And I'm a Keith girl.

775
00:31:13,604 --> 00:31:16,672
And if you ever come to New York,

776
00:31:16,707 --> 00:31:19,007
I'd really love to
spend some time with you.

777
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,042
[laughs]

778
00:31:23,747 --> 00:31:26,715
<i>[old Western-inspired music]</i>

779
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:31,753
<i>♪ ♪</i>

780
00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:35,023
Wait.

781
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,060
Can't just storm in
there like a bunch of thugs.

782
00:31:38,095 --> 00:31:39,228
He'll clam up.

783
00:31:39,263 --> 00:31:42,164
Are you calling me a thug?

784
00:31:42,199 --> 00:31:43,232
Fine.

785
00:31:43,267 --> 00:31:44,600
You want to be the good cop?

786
00:31:44,635 --> 00:31:47,169
No. Reg can be good cop.

787
00:31:47,204 --> 00:31:50,172
I really do not feel
comfortable impersonating a police officer.

788
00:31:50,207 --> 00:31:52,574
Cool your jets, boy.

789
00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:54,076
I brought a little friend.

790
00:31:54,111 --> 00:31:55,177
Oh, fucking hell.

791
00:31:55,212 --> 00:31:59,414
<i>♪ ♪</i>

792
00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:04,753
Reg! What are you do...

793
00:32:04,788 --> 00:32:06,388
Phil.

794
00:32:06,423 --> 00:32:07,923
Oh, my God. You're a legend.

795
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:11,727
I know all about
your... colorful history.

796
00:32:11,762 --> 00:32:13,161
Welcome back from space.

797
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,399
Michael Lewis Finger.

798
00:32:17,434 --> 00:32:18,467
Bill.

799
00:32:18,502 --> 00:32:21,436
The Bernie Madoff of rock.

800
00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:24,106
Where's the iPad you
stole from Christopher House?

801
00:32:24,141 --> 00:32:26,308
And the yearbook you took from Janine.

802
00:32:26,343 --> 00:32:29,645
What? I... I don't understand. Wha...

803
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,481
You don't understand? He
doesn't understand, guys.

804
00:32:32,516 --> 00:32:35,250
Hey, I welcomed you into
our morning circle.

805
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,818
I put my arm around you.

806
00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:38,787
I compared you to Danny Sugerman.

807
00:32:38,822 --> 00:32:40,789
I compared you to David Geffen.

808
00:32:40,824 --> 00:32:43,258
[stammering]

809
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:46,295
Look. The... these
accusations are bullshit, okay?

810
00:32:46,330 --> 00:32:48,297
So... so, uh, just,

811
00:32:48,332 --> 00:32:49,576
please leave, or I will call the police.

812
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,566
Okay.

813
00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:53,569
<i>[dark Western music]</i>

814
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:56,805
<i>♪ ♪</i>

815
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,473
You know what happens next.

816
00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,442
<i>♪ ♪</i>

817
00:33:00,477 --> 00:33:03,278
Third time's not a charm.

818
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:05,280
Easy, White Buffalo.

819
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:07,015
He ain't worth it.

820
00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:09,418
<i>♪ ♪</i>

821
00:33:09,453 --> 00:33:12,421
[Halsey's "Ghost" plays on stereo]

822
00:33:12,456 --> 00:33:15,424
[ambient electronic music]

823
00:33:15,459 --> 00:33:19,161
<i>♪ ♪</i>

824
00:33:19,196 --> 00:33:21,163
♪ I'm searching ♪

825
00:33:21,198 --> 00:33:23,799
♪ For something ♪

826
00:33:23,834 --> 00:33:28,370
♪ That I can't reach ♪

827
00:33:28,405 --> 00:33:31,273
<i>♪ ♪</i>

828
00:33:31,308 --> 00:33:33,353
♪ I don't like them innocent,
I don't want no face fresh ♪

829
00:33:33,377 --> 00:33:35,010
♪ Want them wearing leather ♪

830
00:33:35,045 --> 00:33:36,456
♪ Begging, let me
be your taste test ♪

831
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,879
♪ I like the sad eyes, bad guys ♪

832
00:33:37,915 --> 00:33:39,815
♪ Mouth full of white lies ♪

833
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:42,351
♪ Kiss me in the corridor, but
quick to tell me good-bye ♪

834
00:33:42,386 --> 00:33:44,786
♪ You say that
you're no good for me ♪

835
00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:47,356
♪ 'Cause I'm always tugging
at your sleeve ♪

836
00:33:47,391 --> 00:33:49,891
♪ And I swear I hate
you when you leave ♪

837
00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:52,027
♪ But I like it anyway ♪

838
00:33:52,062 --> 00:33:55,163
♪ My ghost, where'd you go? ♪

839
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,331
<i>♪ ♪</i>

840
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,000
♪ I can't find you ♪

841
00:33:58,035 --> 00:34:01,570
♪ In the body sleeping next to me ♪

842
00:34:01,605 --> 00:34:05,307
♪ My ghost, where'd you go? ♪

843
00:34:05,342 --> 00:34:06,675
<i>♪ ♪</i>

844
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,910
♪ What happened to the soul ♪

845
00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:12,748
♪ That you used to be? ♪

846
00:34:12,783 --> 00:34:15,584
I got Nate's bounceback in my ears.

847
00:34:15,619 --> 00:34:19,054
Like, I can hear Nate
the further back I go.

848
00:34:19,089 --> 00:34:21,854
♪ You're a Rolling Stone
boy, never sleep alone boy ♪

849
00:34:21,855 --> 00:34:22,736
♪ Got a million numbers ♪

850
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,270
♪ And they're filling
up your phone, boy ♪

851
00:34:24,294 --> 00:34:25,827
♪ I'm off the deep end, sleeping ♪

852
00:34:25,863 --> 00:34:27,357
♪ All night through the weekend ♪

853
00:34:27,494 --> 00:34:30,276
♪ Saying that I love him
but I know I'm gonna leave him ♪

854
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,534
♪ You say that you're no good for me ♪

855
00:34:32,569 --> 00:34:35,103
♪ 'Cause I'm always tugging
at your sleeve ♪

856
00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:37,673
♪ And I swear I hate
you when you leave ♪

857
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,741
♪ But I like it anyway ♪

858
00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:42,878
♪ My ghost, where'd you go? ♪

859
00:34:42,913 --> 00:34:44,079
<i>♪ ♪</i>

860
00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:45,747
♪ I can't find you ♪

861
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:49,351
♪ In the body sleeping next to me ♪

862
00:34:49,386 --> 00:34:54,356
♪ My ghost, where'd you go? ♪

863
00:34:54,391 --> 00:34:56,692
♪ What happened to the soul ♪

864
00:34:56,727 --> 00:35:00,562
♪ That you used to be? ♪

865
00:35:00,597 --> 00:35:04,299
<i>♪ ♪</i>

866
00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:06,368
Scott, let me get more vocal.

867
00:35:06,403 --> 00:35:10,072
<i>♪ ♪</i>

868
00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:12,641
♪ I'm searching ♪

869
00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:15,277
♪ For something ♪

870
00:35:15,312 --> 00:35:19,147
♪ That I can't reach ♪

871
00:35:19,183 --> 00:35:22,718
<i>♪ ♪</i>

872
00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:25,987
♪ My ghost, where'd you go? ♪

873
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:27,222
<i>♪ ♪</i>

874
00:35:27,257 --> 00:35:28,890
♪ I can't find you ♪

875
00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:32,828
♪ In the body sleeping next to me ♪

876
00:35:32,863 --> 00:35:36,398
♪ My ghost, where'd you go? ♪

877
00:35:36,433 --> 00:35:37,833
<i>♪ ♪</i>

878
00:35:37,868 --> 00:35:39,801
♪ What happened to the soul ♪

879
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:43,772
♪ That you used to be? ♪

880
00:35:43,807 --> 00:35:45,273
- [applause]
- man: Nice!

881
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,742
Whoo!

882
00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:48,343
- [woman] Yeah.
- [man] Great.

883
00:35:48,378 --> 00:35:50,245
[applause]

884
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,248
<i>[light acoustic guitar music]</i>

885
00:35:53,283 --> 00:35:57,285
<i>♪ ♪</i>

886
00:35:59,022 --> 00:36:01,490
Jesus. Would you look at this?

887
00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:02,591
<i>♪ ♪</i>

888
00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:05,660
<i>[Man humming]</i>

889
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:09,931
<i>♪ ♪</i>

890
00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:11,466
[Bill] Look at all this.

891
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,535
<i>♪ ♪</i>

892
00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:15,637
[chuckles] Who'd have thought?

893
00:36:15,672 --> 00:36:17,472
It's like a camera I
didn't know was there

894
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,674
was photographing all my memories.

895
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:21,643
<i>♪ ♪</i>

896
00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:25,781
<i>♪ This hallowed
ground so far apart... ♪</i>

897
00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:28,216
Phil, check this out.

898
00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:30,285
Cancelled Spanish Frisbee promotion

899
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,020
for the Alexander Street tour.

900
00:36:32,055 --> 00:36:33,722
- [laughs] It sure is.
- Remember that?

901
00:36:33,757 --> 00:36:35,056
Total bust.

902
00:36:35,092 --> 00:36:37,626
The Viva El Calle De Alexander Tour.

903
00:36:37,661 --> 00:36:41,163
<i>♪ ♪</i>

904
00:36:41,198 --> 00:36:46,168
<i>[Man humming]</i>

905
00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:48,403
<i>♪ ♪</i>

906
00:36:48,438 --> 00:36:50,238
[Bill] Look at that. Oh,
there's a shot of me

907
00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,840
from the Suit and Tie Tour.

908
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:54,810
Reg, I wore a suit and
tie every day for nine months.

909
00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:56,178
How'd you get this?

910
00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:57,357
- Oh, you in a suit. Look.
- [laughing]

911
00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,647
Yeah. Every day.

912
00:36:58,682 --> 00:37:00,849
2010. He never repeated the same tie.

913
00:37:00,884 --> 00:37:02,717
That's Cave Hill.

914
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:05,754
Yeah. It is... you were there
that day, weren't you?

915
00:37:05,789 --> 00:37:07,389
I think I took that damn picture.

916
00:37:07,424 --> 00:37:09,035
- [Bill] I think you did.
- [Finger] You did.

917
00:37:09,059 --> 00:37:12,894
You look quite... young there.

918
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:16,031
I was.

919
00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:17,766
<i>♪ Fairest beauty... ♪</i>

920
00:37:17,801 --> 00:37:19,334
[Bill] What happened to the real you?

921
00:37:19,369 --> 00:37:20,836
[Reg] What's that?

922
00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:24,406
Just a line from a
song that's been on my mind.

923
00:37:24,441 --> 00:37:26,508
<i>♪ ♪</i>

924
00:37:26,543 --> 00:37:28,276
Hey, Finger, can I keep that?

925
00:37:28,312 --> 00:37:30,278
I'd like to give it to someone.

926
00:37:30,314 --> 00:37:32,113
[Finger] Yeah. Of course.

927
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,884
[Reg] Fuck. Are these originals?

928
00:37:35,919 --> 00:37:37,085
Absolutely.

929
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,354
How on earth did you get these?

930
00:37:39,389 --> 00:37:42,524
[Finger] Uh, I, uh...

931
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:45,560
...found them in the
trash outside Golden Sound Studio.

932
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,362
[Phil chuckles]

933
00:37:47,397 --> 00:37:49,064
They sold it to developers.

934
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:50,966
So these are unreleased tracks?

935
00:37:51,001 --> 00:37:53,134
That is fucking amazing, Finger.

936
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:56,071
<i>♪ Linking sonnets... ♪</i>

937
00:37:56,106 --> 00:37:59,207
[Finger] Found the
Tulaggi live tapes the same way.

938
00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:02,477
The first live shows the SHB ever did.

939
00:38:02,512 --> 00:38:04,412
In the trash.

940
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,882
Bribed a janitor.

941
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,984
Here it is. The yearbook.

942
00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:10,485
Whoa!

943
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,655
Ooh, do you mind if I just, uh...

944
00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:15,257
<i>♪ ♪</i>

945
00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:19,160
Look. I... I'm really sorry.

946
00:38:19,196 --> 00:38:21,963
But this is all your fault.

947
00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:25,000
Hmm? What? Me? Wait. Me? Why?

948
00:38:25,035 --> 00:38:27,736
You never should've contacted me.

949
00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:29,782
You know, you never
should've let me get that close.

950
00:38:29,806 --> 00:38:31,673
I was fine before, but
you brought me in,

951
00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:34,109
and I got... I got too close.

952
00:38:34,144 --> 00:38:36,645
Got too close.

953
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,446
Icarus ascending.

954
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:42,250
<i>♪ ♪</i>

955
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:45,620
Here. It's Christopher's iPad.

956
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:47,923
Just take, uh, whatever you need.

957
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:49,658
[Phil] We're about to.

958
00:38:49,693 --> 00:38:51,660
[Bill] Oh, we will.

959
00:38:51,695 --> 00:38:56,698
<i>♪ ♪</i>

960
00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:03,138
[pensive electric guitar
music plays on iPad]

961
00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:08,176
<i>♪ ♪</i>

962
00:39:14,551 --> 00:39:17,519
<i>[Woman vocalizing]</i>

963
00:39:17,554 --> 00:39:22,557
<i>♪ ♪</i>

964
00:39:34,037 --> 00:39:36,871
<i>♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪</i>

965
00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:40,909
<i>♪ ♪</i>

966
00:39:42,512 --> 00:39:44,512
<i>♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪</i>

967
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,382
<i>♪ ♪</i>

968
00:39:47,417 --> 00:39:51,519
<i>♪ Ah, oh ♪</i>

969
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,989
You know something?

970
00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:55,223
Standing here and remembering

971
00:39:55,258 --> 00:39:57,892
something I almost forgot.

972
00:39:57,928 --> 00:40:00,228
What's that, buddy?

973
00:40:00,263 --> 00:40:04,366
I mean, this band gave us everything.

974
00:40:04,401 --> 00:40:05,567
That they did.

975
00:40:05,602 --> 00:40:08,670
- Right?
- That they did.

976
00:40:08,705 --> 00:40:10,338
[Finger] I never expected anybody else

977
00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:11,873
to ever stand in this room,

978
00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:13,875
feeling the way I feel every single day.

979
00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:15,243
So, thank you.

980
00:40:15,278 --> 00:40:17,512
Please, uh, don't arrest me.

981
00:40:17,547 --> 00:40:19,014
We're not gonna arrest you, Mike.

982
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,116
[Phil] Speak for
yourself, there, Elton John.

983
00:40:21,151 --> 00:40:23,918
Listen. We're gonna cut
you a break this time.

984
00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:26,021
But let me explain something to you.

985
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:28,690
A scissor cuts two ways:

986
00:40:28,725 --> 00:40:32,060
deep and deeper.

987
00:40:32,095 --> 00:40:35,230
Now, where does your mama keep
the fucking trash bags, Finger?

988
00:40:35,265 --> 00:40:36,197
Under the sink.

989
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,733
Wait. What did that mean?

990
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,235
Hey.

991
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:42,470
What's going on?

992
00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:45,974
Is all that graveyard
stuff for, uh... what's her name?

993
00:40:46,009 --> 00:40:47,876
Abby Van Ness.

994
00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:51,379
Right. So, uh, did you,
like, get to talk to her?

995
00:40:51,415 --> 00:40:52,781
Yeah.

996
00:40:52,816 --> 00:40:54,082
Wow.

997
00:40:54,117 --> 00:40:55,450
Me and you, on the same day,

998
00:40:55,485 --> 00:40:57,452
getting to meet people we look up to.

999
00:40:57,487 --> 00:40:58,753
So cool, huh?

1000
00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,089
Yeah.

1001
00:41:01,124 --> 00:41:03,124
[woman] <i>Aaron, go to
two. Barry, go to two.</i>

1002
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,926
Are you all right?

1003
00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:06,561
Yeah. I'm fine.

1004
00:41:06,596 --> 00:41:08,630
Hey, so, uh, I
thought about what you said,

1005
00:41:08,665 --> 00:41:09,664
and I took your advice.

1006
00:41:09,699 --> 00:41:11,132
That's two firsts.

1007
00:41:11,168 --> 00:41:13,668
Yeah, so I didn't call
McCready, but just now...

1008
00:41:13,703 --> 00:41:16,271
Um, okay, this is gonna
sound like I'm making it up,

1009
00:41:16,306 --> 00:41:18,640
but Halsey just invited me to go on tour

1010
00:41:18,675 --> 00:41:20,842
to tech and to play for her.

1011
00:41:20,877 --> 00:41:22,944
- No way.
- I know. Crazy, right?

1012
00:41:22,979 --> 00:41:24,813
I'm just... ugh.

1013
00:41:24,848 --> 00:41:27,582
Then Winston saw me get all excited,

1014
00:41:27,617 --> 00:41:30,618
and I swear I saw his
heart break in real time.

1015
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,353
I think he kind of needs me, you know?

1016
00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:35,490
<i>♪ Standing at the
station for the 4:19... ♪</i>

1017
00:41:35,525 --> 00:41:37,092
So, what... what do I do?

1018
00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:39,994
<i>♪ Waiting on a reason to leave... ♪</i>

1019
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:41,496
You have to go.

1020
00:41:41,531 --> 00:41:43,431
Yeah?

1021
00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:44,866
Yeah.

1022
00:41:44,901 --> 00:41:46,601
Well, what about...

1023
00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:48,169
Winston?

1024
00:41:48,205 --> 00:41:50,805
Uh, Winston'll have to handle it.

1025
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,807
<i>♪ Roll past my window frame... ♪</i>

1026
00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:55,543
It... it was pretty wild, though, huh?

1027
00:41:55,579 --> 00:41:57,846
Me and you on the same tour.

1028
00:41:57,881 --> 00:42:00,448
We were driving each
other crazy, though, right?

1029
00:42:00,484 --> 00:42:03,218
<i>♪ Station starts to
feel like home... ♪</i>

1030
00:42:03,253 --> 00:42:05,954
We were?

1031
00:42:05,989 --> 00:42:08,556
I think it's... I just
think it's a great opportunity.

1032
00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:10,859
Yeah. Yeah.

1033
00:42:10,894 --> 00:42:12,127
Yeah, I guess.

1034
00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:13,561
You have to go.

1035
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,698
It'll be amazing.

1036
00:42:16,733 --> 00:42:18,133
Really?

1037
00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:19,801
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1038
00:42:19,836 --> 00:42:22,804
<i>♪ I'd be... ♪</i>

1039
00:42:22,839 --> 00:42:24,372
Yeah.

1040
00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:27,709
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

1041
00:42:27,744 --> 00:42:29,878
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1042
00:42:29,913 --> 00:42:33,882
<i>♪ Why does life never turn out ♪</i>

1043
00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:36,985
<i>♪ Like that? ♪</i>

1044
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:41,990
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1045
00:42:42,025 --> 00:42:44,993
<i>[Jackson Browne's
"Lawless Avenues playing]</i>

1046
00:42:45,028 --> 00:42:47,996
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1047
00:42:48,031 --> 00:42:51,065
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1048
00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:52,600
[Finger] Drive carefully.

1049
00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:55,503
In those two bags is the
box set of our dreams.

1050
00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:56,905
<i>♪ Papa hit him ♪</i>

1051
00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:58,540
<i>♪ Mama Kissed him ♪</i>

1052
00:42:58,575 --> 00:43:00,742
<i>♪ Made him go to catechism ♪</i>

1053
00:43:00,777 --> 00:43:02,710
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1054
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:05,079
<i>♪ With the sisters in
their black and white... ♪</i>

1055
00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:06,447
Thank you.

1056
00:43:06,483 --> 00:43:08,049
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1057
00:43:08,084 --> 00:43:09,629
- The yearbook.
- Yeah. I've got it here. Yeah.

1058
00:43:09,653 --> 00:43:10,752
Yeah. Give it to me.

1059
00:43:10,787 --> 00:43:12,387
What? No!

1060
00:43:12,422 --> 00:43:14,522
Um, we need to give it to Janine.

1061
00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:16,457
Reg... [clears throat]

1062
00:43:16,493 --> 00:43:17,803
...I know why you're so determined

1063
00:43:17,827 --> 00:43:19,694
to give it to her, okay?

1064
00:43:19,729 --> 00:43:21,229
So you can see her again.

1065
00:43:21,264 --> 00:43:23,965
No, I don't. What are you...

1066
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,969
Do you really want to
delude yourself this way?

1067
00:43:28,004 --> 00:43:29,771
She's not yours.

1068
00:43:29,806 --> 00:43:31,072
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1069
00:43:31,107 --> 00:43:35,610
<i>♪ And those lawless avenues ♪</i>

1070
00:43:35,645 --> 00:43:39,781
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1071
00:43:39,816 --> 00:43:42,083
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

1072
00:43:42,118 --> 00:43:43,918
<i>♪ Hey, hey, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1073
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:47,055
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪</i>

1074
00:43:47,090 --> 00:43:48,990
- Hey, Reg?
- Yeah? Hello.

1075
00:43:49,025 --> 00:43:50,291
About you firing me...

1076
00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:51,926
Listen, Phil. I did not fire you.

1077
00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:54,162
Preston fired you. I was
just the messenger, okay?

1078
00:43:54,197 --> 00:43:56,164
Well, I know
traditionally they say that shit

1079
00:43:56,199 --> 00:43:57,665
about "don't shoot the messenger,"

1080
00:43:57,701 --> 00:43:59,133
but why not?

1081
00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:00,435
He's standing right there.

1082
00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:01,903
[laughs]

1083
00:44:01,938 --> 00:44:03,438
Anyway, I figured you were wondering

1084
00:44:03,473 --> 00:44:05,340
whether or not I was
gonna take my revenge.

1085
00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:06,908
Not real... Well, I mean...

1086
00:44:06,943 --> 00:44:08,421
yeah, it might've crossed my mind, yeah.

1087
00:44:08,445 --> 00:44:10,578
- Well, the answer's yes.
- Yeah?

1088
00:44:10,614 --> 00:44:12,447
It's a mental cocktail I serve

1089
00:44:12,482 --> 00:44:16,184
called Phil's Slow Twist in the Wind.

1090
00:44:16,219 --> 00:44:17,418
You won't know when,

1091
00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:19,153
and you will never see it coming.

1092
00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:22,290
I've made people wait for
years for the perfect revenge.

1093
00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:26,694
Do you ever sometimes just decide to...

1094
00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:27,962
...forgive and forget?

1095
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,297
Well, you never know.

1096
00:44:29,332 --> 00:44:31,766
That's part of the twist, Double D.

1097
00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:34,302
One day, you could be
listening to "Don't Stop Believing"

1098
00:44:34,337 --> 00:44:36,487
on the speakers overhead,

1099
00:44:36,523 --> 00:44:39,857
and then all of a sudden, the
lights just go out on you.

1100
00:44:39,893 --> 00:44:41,859
Sopranos style.

1101
00:44:41,895 --> 00:44:45,663
But until then, me and you are good.

1102
00:44:45,699 --> 00:44:47,131
Okay, great.

1103
00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:49,867
Well, I can... I can...
I can live with that.

1104
00:44:49,903 --> 00:44:51,302
I suppose.

1105
00:44:57,143 --> 00:44:58,676
It's a mood. It's a feeling.

1106
00:44:58,712 --> 00:45:00,545
It's... it's, uh,

1107
00:45:00,580 --> 00:45:02,814
chaos and... and darkness,

1108
00:45:02,849 --> 00:45:04,716
the very death of rock and roll.

1109
00:45:04,751 --> 00:45:06,451
Hmm?

1110
00:45:06,486 --> 00:45:08,720
You, the last great hope,

1111
00:45:08,755 --> 00:45:11,189
surviving in the wasteland.

1112
00:45:11,224 --> 00:45:14,058
It's a guy in a hood.

1113
00:45:14,094 --> 00:45:15,493
And he's not even in the band.

1114
00:45:15,528 --> 00:45:17,729
What are you? Chickenshit?

1115
00:45:17,764 --> 00:45:19,530
Did you just call me chickenshit?

1116
00:45:19,566 --> 00:45:22,900
[Abby] What are you gonna do about it?

1117
00:45:22,936 --> 00:45:24,869
- Yeah.
- Abby, you've got three minutes

1118
00:45:24,904 --> 00:45:26,738
before the band has to sound check.

1119
00:45:26,773 --> 00:45:29,073
Okay, everybody position yourselves
around the horse.

1120
00:45:29,109 --> 00:45:30,808
Makeup, hurry, please!

1121
00:45:30,844 --> 00:45:32,655
- [Christopher] No makeup. Thanks.
- [Tom] I'll take a little.

1122
00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:34,345
She just called me chickenshit.

1123
00:45:34,381 --> 00:45:36,014
Make sure they get your neck, man.

1124
00:45:36,049 --> 00:45:38,249
Yeah, get yourself
together. Stop being an asshole.

1125
00:45:38,284 --> 00:45:40,184
I love you too, brother.

1126
00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,820
[indistinct chatter]

1127
00:45:42,856 --> 00:45:45,923
Can you face the camera, Chris?

1128
00:45:45,959 --> 00:45:48,059
Hmm?

1129
00:45:48,094 --> 00:45:50,194
Scared, Chris?

1130
00:45:50,230 --> 00:45:52,163
Huh?

1131
00:45:52,198 --> 00:45:55,600
Were you a scared little boy once?

1132
00:45:55,635 --> 00:45:57,068
Come on.

1133
00:45:57,103 --> 00:46:00,104
Turn around and give
me the look that says

1134
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:03,541
you want to fuck the one
girl who broke your heart.

1135
00:46:03,576 --> 00:46:05,376
<i>[Best Coast's "Feeling Ok" playing]</i>

1136
00:46:05,412 --> 00:46:09,614
Give me the look that
says you want to fuck Janine.

1137
00:46:09,649 --> 00:46:11,416
Two minutes.

1138
00:46:11,451 --> 00:46:13,618
Chris, I need your face, love.

1139
00:46:13,653 --> 00:46:14,619
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

1140
00:46:14,654 --> 00:46:15,620
[Abby] Chris!

1141
00:46:15,655 --> 00:46:16,921
<i>♪ Wake up ♪</i>

1142
00:46:16,956 --> 00:46:19,123
<i>♪ You know I feel okay ♪</i>

1143
00:46:19,159 --> 00:46:20,291
Fucking bullshit!

1144
00:46:20,326 --> 00:46:21,559
Whoo!

1145
00:46:21,594 --> 00:46:23,061
<i>♪ It's just another day ♪</i>

1146
00:46:23,096 --> 00:46:24,595
One minute.

1147
00:46:24,631 --> 00:46:26,397
[Abby] Fuck! Did you
tell him to do this?

1148
00:46:26,433 --> 00:46:28,044
- No, it's not one minute.
- [Shelli] And yet it is.

1149
00:46:28,068 --> 00:46:29,400
Well, 53 seconds. Bethany?

1150
00:46:29,436 --> 00:46:31,302
53 seconds?

1151
00:46:31,337 --> 00:46:33,571
You didn't do your job properly.

1152
00:46:33,606 --> 00:46:35,640
[Abby] You didn't prep the band.

1153
00:46:35,675 --> 00:46:38,576
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1154
00:46:38,611 --> 00:46:40,645
<i>♪ My doctor says ♪</i>

1155
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,880
<i>♪ That I should take it ♪</i>

1156
00:46:42,916 --> 00:46:44,716
<i>♪ At least I won't ♪</i>

1157
00:46:44,751 --> 00:46:46,951
<i>♪ Have to keep faking ♪</i>

1158
00:46:46,986 --> 00:46:48,753
<i>♪ I know ♪</i>

1159
00:46:48,788 --> 00:46:50,888
<i>♪ Someday I'll find it ♪</i>

1160
00:46:50,924 --> 00:46:52,924
<i>♪ Where I ♪</i>

1161
00:46:52,959 --> 00:46:55,126
<i>♪ I least expect it ♪</i>

1162
00:46:55,161 --> 00:46:57,995
<i>♪ Today, I know I feel ♪</i>

1163
00:46:58,031 --> 00:47:03,000
<i>♪ Okay ♪</i>

1164
00:47:03,036 --> 00:47:04,736
<i>♪ Baby, look at me ♪</i>

1165
00:47:04,771 --> 00:47:09,741
<i>♪ With those eyes of gray ♪</i>

1166
00:47:09,776 --> 00:47:12,510
<i>♪ But I'll keep trying ♪</i>

1167
00:47:12,545 --> 00:47:14,579
<i>♪ To stay this way ♪</i>

1168
00:47:14,614 --> 00:47:16,080
<i>♪ I know it's love ♪</i>

1169
00:47:16,116 --> 00:47:20,284
<i>♪ That's got me feeling okay ♪</i>

1170
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,353
[Shelli] Guys, we need to sound check.

1171
00:47:22,388 --> 00:47:27,125
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1172
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,460
<i>♪ I took my own ♪</i>

1173
00:47:29,496 --> 00:47:31,162
<i>♪ Advice for once ♪</i>

1174
00:47:31,197 --> 00:47:32,964
<i>♪ I gave it up ♪</i>

1175
00:47:32,999 --> 00:47:34,543
That was the quickest
ever. Thanks, Shelli.

1176
00:47:34,567 --> 00:47:35,700
Of course.

1177
00:47:35,735 --> 00:47:37,135
<i>♪ I know ♪</i>

1178
00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:39,470
<i>♪ Someday I'll find it ♪</i>

1179
00:47:39,506 --> 00:47:41,506
<i>♪ Where I ♪</i>

1180
00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:43,307
<i>♪ I least expect it ♪</i>

1181
00:47:43,343 --> 00:47:47,345
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1182
00:47:48,915 --> 00:47:51,182
[Bethany] Okay, people. Great session.

1183
00:47:51,217 --> 00:47:52,695
I'm gonna need everybody's
email addresses.

1184
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,552
Abby's will want to write to some of you

1185
00:47:54,587 --> 00:47:57,388
to apologize for what she
may or may not have said or done.

1186
00:47:57,423 --> 00:47:59,157
And that's a wrap!

1187
00:47:59,192 --> 00:48:02,026
[clapping]

1188
00:48:02,061 --> 00:48:05,029
<i>[rock music]</i>

1189
00:48:05,064 --> 00:48:10,067
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1190
00:48:22,048 --> 00:48:23,915
Hey. Well done back there.

1191
00:48:23,950 --> 00:48:26,884
- One shot.
- One awesome shot.

1192
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,152
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1193
00:48:28,188 --> 00:48:30,388
<i>♪ Just like you doubt me ♪</i>

1194
00:48:30,423 --> 00:48:34,192
<i>♪ Yes, I know it ♪</i>

1195
00:48:34,227 --> 00:48:36,494
<i>♪ Just waiting to give me it ♪</i>

1196
00:48:36,529 --> 00:48:38,229
<i>♪ Just let me... ♪</i>

1197
00:48:38,264 --> 00:48:40,331
Come bearing Christopher's iPad.

1198
00:48:40,366 --> 00:48:42,767
Oh. Went okay?

1199
00:48:42,802 --> 00:48:44,669
Well... [sighs]

1200
00:48:44,704 --> 00:48:46,270
...on the way home, we were listening

1201
00:48:46,306 --> 00:48:49,240
to these new
alcohol-fueled songs he's been writing,

1202
00:48:49,275 --> 00:48:51,742
and, uh...

1203
00:48:51,778 --> 00:48:53,377
...they're incredible.

1204
00:48:53,413 --> 00:48:55,179
- Shit.
- Yeah, it's like

1205
00:48:55,215 --> 00:48:56,747
you almost wish they weren't, right?

1206
00:48:56,783 --> 00:48:58,082
Yeah.

1207
00:48:58,117 --> 00:49:00,451
Um, but how was your day?

1208
00:49:00,486 --> 00:49:02,286
Tell me everything.

1209
00:49:02,322 --> 00:49:03,354
Really?

1210
00:49:03,389 --> 00:49:05,790
Um, uh...

1211
00:49:05,825 --> 00:49:07,291
...Sean had someone

1212
00:49:07,327 --> 00:49:09,694
hide a birthday
gift for me in the seats.

1213
00:49:09,729 --> 00:49:11,106
I haven't had ten
seconds to look for it.

1214
00:49:11,130 --> 00:49:13,064
And it's doors in five.

1215
00:49:13,099 --> 00:49:14,799
So I'm kind of fucked.

1216
00:49:14,834 --> 00:49:16,400
Okay. We'll find it.

1217
00:49:16,436 --> 00:49:18,102
Uh, hey, guys?

1218
00:49:18,137 --> 00:49:20,771
- Like, a wrapped gift, right?
- Uh, yeah, I think so.

1219
00:49:20,807 --> 00:49:22,273
Guys, keep your eyes open

1220
00:49:22,308 --> 00:49:23,708
for a wrapped gift.

1221
00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:25,042
It's under the seats.

1222
00:49:25,078 --> 00:49:26,811
Check the balconies, okay?

1223
00:49:26,846 --> 00:49:28,946
I can't believe he didn't
even give me a section.

1224
00:49:28,982 --> 00:49:33,251
Last time it was, uh,
behind, uh, front of house, so...

1225
00:49:33,286 --> 00:49:37,054
Uh, hey, Shelli, there's
something, uh...

1226
00:49:37,090 --> 00:49:38,723
...something I wanted you to have...

1227
00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:41,125
This photograph, and...

1228
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,393
Yeah?

1229
00:49:42,428 --> 00:49:44,128
Yeah.

1230
00:49:44,163 --> 00:49:46,998
Whoa. Are you kidding?

1231
00:49:47,033 --> 00:49:49,133
<i>[Isaac Gracie's "Hollow
Crown" playing]</i>

1232
00:49:49,168 --> 00:49:50,268
No way.

1233
00:49:50,303 --> 00:49:51,302
Got it!

1234
00:49:51,337 --> 00:49:52,803
[laughs]

1235
00:49:52,839 --> 00:49:54,171
It's beautiful.

1236
00:49:54,207 --> 00:49:56,407
Look at that.

1237
00:49:56,442 --> 00:50:00,177
Um, I have to know what
it is to tell him.

1238
00:50:00,213 --> 00:50:02,446
Yeah.

1239
00:50:02,482 --> 00:50:04,515
Mm.

1240
00:50:04,550 --> 00:50:08,352
It's fruit and nut. That's, um...

1241
00:50:08,388 --> 00:50:11,022
It's kind of an inside joke.

1242
00:50:11,057 --> 00:50:13,824
Well, you got it.

1243
00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:16,193
<i>♪ Blinded by your light... ♪</i>

1244
00:50:16,229 --> 00:50:17,695
I can't afford this stuff.

1245
00:50:17,730 --> 00:50:20,097
<i>♪ Just waiting to grow old ♪</i>

1246
00:50:20,133 --> 00:50:23,634
<i>♪ She said, Love ♪</i>

1247
00:50:23,670 --> 00:50:25,136
<i>♪ I'd give you everything... ♪</i>

1248
00:50:25,171 --> 00:50:26,771
Well, I have to call him.

1249
00:50:26,806 --> 00:50:28,539
<i>♪ I'd give you everything... ♪</i>

1250
00:50:28,574 --> 00:50:31,642
Right. Congratulations. It's nice.

1251
00:50:31,678 --> 00:50:35,112
- Bill?
- Yeah?

1252
00:50:35,148 --> 00:50:37,181
Thank you. Thanks.

1253
00:50:37,216 --> 00:50:38,482
Of course.

1254
00:50:38,518 --> 00:50:40,785
<i>♪ And I'd do anything... ♪</i>

1255
00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:41,886
[Shelli] Hey, you!

1256
00:50:41,921 --> 00:50:45,022
<i>♪ And I'd do anything ♪</i>

1257
00:50:45,058 --> 00:50:47,124
<i>♪ To be seen... ♪</i>

1258
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,462
Uh, no. Yes. I just found it. [laughs]

1259
00:50:51,497 --> 00:50:53,831
No, I... Yeah, it's really...

1260
00:50:53,866 --> 00:50:55,833
They're amazing, but you
shouldn't have done that.

1261
00:50:55,868 --> 00:50:58,703
<i>♪ I'd do anything... ♪</i>

1262
00:50:58,738 --> 00:51:00,304
Hey.

1263
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:01,572
Hey.

1264
00:51:04,911 --> 00:51:07,178
Okay.

1265
00:51:07,213 --> 00:51:09,647
Don't kill me.

1266
00:51:09,682 --> 00:51:13,084
My tour manager says
that we don't have the money

1267
00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:16,087
to bring you on tour.

1268
00:51:16,122 --> 00:51:19,857
You'd be surprised how
cheap you could get me.

1269
00:51:19,892 --> 00:51:22,526
We don't even have the bus space.

1270
00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:26,931
I'm so sorry. I should've checked first.

1271
00:51:26,966 --> 00:51:29,300
You probably hate me to infinity.

1272
00:51:32,305 --> 00:51:34,605
Maybe for a few minutes.

1273
00:51:36,609 --> 00:51:39,710
You know, truth is,

1274
00:51:39,746 --> 00:51:42,680
there's people here who need me.

1275
00:51:42,715 --> 00:51:45,116
I'm sure that's true.

1276
00:51:45,151 --> 00:51:47,752
Maybe next tour?

1277
00:51:47,787 --> 00:51:52,356
And tell me you'll at
least jam with us tonight.

1278
00:51:52,392 --> 00:51:55,693
Please say yes.

1279
00:51:55,728 --> 00:51:57,828
If you'll do something for me.

1280
00:52:01,634 --> 00:52:04,468
Hey, dude, let me... Let me handle this.

1281
00:52:04,504 --> 00:52:06,203
Please, Wes, please.

1282
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:07,905
Look, I told you, I
have changed my mind.

1283
00:52:07,940 --> 00:52:10,775
We got you everything you asked for.

1284
00:52:10,810 --> 00:52:13,210
I don't care, Halsey. I'm
not leaving this kid.

1285
00:52:13,246 --> 00:52:14,656
[whispering] Call me by
my real name, Ashley.

1286
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,380
[whispers] Oh, right, uh...

1287
00:52:16,416 --> 00:52:17,993
[speaking at normal volume]
Ashley, it's over for now.

1288
00:52:18,017 --> 00:52:20,951
Wes, no! What about the...
The promises, the chemistry,

1289
00:52:20,987 --> 00:52:22,420
the future?

1290
00:52:22,455 --> 00:52:26,323
Another time, Ashley, okay?

1291
00:52:26,359 --> 00:52:28,926
I'd miss Winston too much.

1292
00:52:28,961 --> 00:52:30,761
I'll never forget you, Wes.

1293
00:52:30,797 --> 00:52:32,997
[grunts]

1294
00:52:33,032 --> 00:52:34,432
[inhales sharply]

1295
00:52:34,467 --> 00:52:36,300
Nor I you.

1296
00:52:38,971 --> 00:52:41,405
Come on, buddy.

1297
00:52:41,441 --> 00:52:44,408
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1298
00:52:44,444 --> 00:52:47,845
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1299
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,948
[mouthing words]

1300
00:52:50,983 --> 00:52:55,686
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1301
00:52:55,721 --> 00:52:57,788
Hey.

1302
00:52:57,824 --> 00:52:59,690
Amazing show tonight.

1303
00:52:59,725 --> 00:53:02,093
Closing with the first song
you guys ever wrote together

1304
00:53:02,128 --> 00:53:05,496
like a big, beautiful full circle.

1305
00:53:05,531 --> 00:53:08,432
You, uh...

1306
00:53:08,468 --> 00:53:09,500
You killed it.

1307
00:53:09,535 --> 00:53:12,369
<i>♪ Come into the world ♪</i>

1308
00:53:12,405 --> 00:53:13,704
Yeah, I felt good tonight.

1309
00:53:13,739 --> 00:53:16,207
<i>♪ Oh, lord ♪</i>

1310
00:53:16,242 --> 00:53:18,809
Hey, uh, Shelli?

1311
00:53:18,845 --> 00:53:22,379
I know how hard you work, and, uh...

1312
00:53:22,415 --> 00:53:25,049
...I just wanted to say thank you.

1313
00:53:25,084 --> 00:53:27,718
Thank you. I mean... [laughs]

1314
00:53:27,753 --> 00:53:30,020
Christopher, are you drunk?

1315
00:53:30,056 --> 00:53:31,555
Yes.

1316
00:53:31,591 --> 00:53:33,691
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1317
00:53:33,726 --> 00:53:36,961
<i>♪ But in between ♪</i>

1318
00:53:36,996 --> 00:53:38,729
<i>♪ Is you and me ♪</i>

1319
00:53:38,764 --> 00:53:40,664
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1320
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,566
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1321
00:53:42,602 --> 00:53:46,504
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1322
00:53:46,539 --> 00:53:48,172
Thanks, fellas. Thank you.

1323
00:53:48,207 --> 00:53:49,507
Great show, everybody.

1324
00:53:49,542 --> 00:53:51,642
Thank you. Good show.

1325
00:53:51,677 --> 00:53:53,844
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1326
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,746
You were awesome with Halsey, dude.

1327
00:53:55,781 --> 00:53:57,081
[Donna] Who knew?

1328
00:53:57,116 --> 00:53:58,816
Thanks. How about our boys tonight?

1329
00:53:58,851 --> 00:54:00,484
Wow. I mean, they were so amazing

1330
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:01,485
that you know what?

1331
00:54:01,521 --> 00:54:02,520
I think I'm gonna stay.

1332
00:54:02,555 --> 00:54:04,488
- What?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1333
00:54:04,524 --> 00:54:06,023
Well, also because of money

1334
00:54:06,058 --> 00:54:07,691
and there's no room on the bus, but...

1335
00:54:07,727 --> 00:54:09,093
Oh, man, that sucks.

1336
00:54:09,128 --> 00:54:11,495
Yeah. Yeah, that sucks.

1337
00:54:11,531 --> 00:54:12,897
I mean, not completely.

1338
00:54:12,932 --> 00:54:15,065
No, I mean it sucks that
you're still here.

1339
00:54:15,101 --> 00:54:17,101
I didn't get rid of you.

1340
00:54:17,136 --> 00:54:18,235
You love me. Say it.

1341
00:54:18,271 --> 00:54:19,904
No. Wes!

1342
00:54:19,939 --> 00:54:22,606
[laughing]

1343
00:54:22,642 --> 00:54:24,341
[Phil] All right. Heads up, people.

1344
00:54:24,377 --> 00:54:26,377
Good show tonight.

1345
00:54:26,412 --> 00:54:28,012
Listen. As you well know,

1346
00:54:28,047 --> 00:54:30,681
we are slimming
down for an upcoming gig.

1347
00:54:30,716 --> 00:54:32,116
But that's a few days away.

1348
00:54:32,151 --> 00:54:36,387
But right now, tonight...

1349
00:54:36,422 --> 00:54:38,389
[amplified] ...it is Shelli's birthday.

1350
00:54:38,424 --> 00:54:40,591
[cheers and applause]

1351
00:54:40,626 --> 00:54:42,092
[Phil] So get your shit done,

1352
00:54:42,128 --> 00:54:44,028
meet us at Dirty Tom's down the block.

1353
00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:46,197
We're gonna toast Shelli,

1354
00:54:46,232 --> 00:54:48,098
and be sure to say thank you to Bill,

1355
00:54:48,134 --> 00:54:50,201
because drinks are on the tour.

1356
00:54:50,236 --> 00:54:51,268
[cheers and applause]

1357
00:54:51,304 --> 00:54:52,636
[man] Yeah, Bill!

1358
00:54:52,672 --> 00:54:54,872
[all speaking at once]

1359
00:54:54,907 --> 00:54:56,919
[together] ♪ Ooh, baby, do
you know what that's worth? ♪

1360
00:54:56,943 --> 00:54:58,542
Own it, bitch.

1361
00:54:58,578 --> 00:55:01,779
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪

1362
00:55:01,814 --> 00:55:05,482
♪ They say in heaven, love comes first ♪

1363
00:55:05,518 --> 00:55:09,720
♪ We'll make heaven a place on Earth ♪

1364
00:55:09,755 --> 00:55:13,324
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪

1365
00:55:13,359 --> 00:55:14,592
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1366
00:55:14,627 --> 00:55:16,660
- [woman] Yeah!
- [man] Whoo!

1367
00:55:16,696 --> 00:55:21,699
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1368
00:55:28,808 --> 00:55:30,908
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪

1369
00:55:30,943 --> 00:55:33,310
[all] ♪ When the night falls down ♪

1370
00:55:33,346 --> 00:55:36,413
- Hey, Tony Blair.
- Hello, Phil.

1371
00:55:36,449 --> 00:55:38,126
- What you got there?
- Ordinary piece of hay.

1372
00:55:38,150 --> 00:55:41,485
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1373
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,686
Phil?

1374
00:55:42,722 --> 00:55:46,490
Mm-hmm?

1375
00:55:46,525 --> 00:55:48,692
I would like to explore

1376
00:55:48,728 --> 00:55:51,962
possible nonaggressive status with you.

1377
00:55:53,633 --> 00:55:58,302
Reg, I got a lot of really
good people inside me.

1378
00:55:58,337 --> 00:56:01,038
And they like you a lot.

1379
00:56:01,073 --> 00:56:05,542
But I got this one really,
really bad one.

1380
00:56:05,578 --> 00:56:07,177
And he's mad at you.

1381
00:56:07,213 --> 00:56:11,348
Please don't kill me, Phil.

1382
00:56:11,384 --> 00:56:13,217
Please let me live.

1383
00:56:13,252 --> 00:56:17,187
[all] ♪ We'll make
heaven a place on Earth ♪

1384
00:56:17,223 --> 00:56:21,025
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth ♪

1385
00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:24,395
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1386
00:56:24,430 --> 00:56:26,163
I'll do what I can.

1387
00:56:26,198 --> 00:56:27,665
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1388
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:29,166
♪ I reach for you ♪

1389
00:56:29,201 --> 00:56:31,135
♪ And you bring me home ♪

1390
00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:35,472
♪ When I'm lost at sea ♪

1391
00:56:35,508 --> 00:56:36,974
[mumbling indistinctly]

1392
00:56:37,009 --> 00:56:39,343
♪ And it carries me ♪

1393
00:56:39,378 --> 00:56:40,844
Let me buy you a drink.

1394
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,179
No. I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

1395
00:56:42,214 --> 00:56:43,380
Stay with us. Choose a song.

1396
00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:45,549
I always sing "These Days" by Nico.

1397
00:56:45,584 --> 00:56:48,018
Donna always sings "Cemetery
Gates" by Pantera.

1398
00:56:48,054 --> 00:56:50,220
And Milo isn't here yet,

1399
00:56:50,256 --> 00:56:51,767
but I put him down for "Try
A Little Tenderness."

1400
00:56:51,791 --> 00:56:53,157
Oh, I see.

1401
00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,426
You... you want me to, um, choose a song

1402
00:56:55,461 --> 00:56:57,828
so that you lot can make
fun of my foolish choice?

1403
00:56:57,863 --> 00:56:59,596
No.

1404
00:56:59,632 --> 00:57:01,209
[all] ♪ Ooh, heaven
is a place on Earth ♪

1405
00:57:01,233 --> 00:57:03,267
We wouldn't...

1406
00:57:03,302 --> 00:57:07,021
[all] ♪ Ooh, in
heaven, love comes first ♪

1407
00:57:07,056 --> 00:57:08,722
<i>♪ We'll make
heaven a place on earth ♪</i>

1408
00:57:08,758 --> 00:57:11,925
I get it, though.

1409
00:57:11,961 --> 00:57:14,862
You should make fun of me.

1410
00:57:14,897 --> 00:57:17,031
'Cause I am... I'm a damn fool.

1411
00:57:21,137 --> 00:57:24,104
<i>[Black Lips' "Make You Mine" playing]</i>

1412
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:27,107
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

1413
00:57:27,143 --> 00:57:29,109
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1414
00:57:29,145 --> 00:57:32,212
♪ Waking up ♪

1415
00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:34,948
♪ And hit the ground running ♪

1416
00:57:34,984 --> 00:57:36,717
♪ Eyes on the
prize, we cloud our eyes ♪

1417
00:57:36,752 --> 00:57:39,586
♪ The river streams keep on flowing ♪

1418
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:41,021
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1419
00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:43,690
♪ You're leaving town ♪

1420
00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:46,693
♪ It's a brand-new day ♪

1421
00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:48,362
♪ What was it now?
You're in and out ♪

1422
00:57:48,397 --> 00:57:50,898
♪ While those wheels keep on turning ♪

1423
00:57:50,933 --> 00:57:52,266
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1424
00:57:52,301 --> 00:57:54,034
♪ I need a little loving ♪

1425
00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:56,270
♪ Tell me everything will be all right ♪

1426
00:57:56,305 --> 00:57:58,472
[laughing]

1427
00:57:58,507 --> 00:58:00,240
♪ It's only ten more miles ♪

1428
00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:02,609
♪ And I'm coming on home tonight ♪

1429
00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:03,644
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1430
00:58:03,679 --> 00:58:05,746
♪ Gonna make you mine ♪

1431
00:58:05,781 --> 00:58:08,549
- Yeah.
- ♪ Gonna make you mine ♪

1432
00:58:08,584 --> 00:58:09,883
[man] Whoo!

1433
00:58:09,919 --> 00:58:14,922
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1434
00:58:19,353 --> 00:58:23,481
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