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Here we go.
Pad thai, no peanuts.
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But does it have peanut oil?
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I'm not sure.
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Everyone keep an eye on Howard
in case he starts to swell up.
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Since it's not bee season,
you can have my epinephrine.
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- Are there any chopsticks.
- No need. This is Thai food.
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Here we go.
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Thailand has had the fork since
the latter half of the 19th Century.
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Interestingly they don't put the fork
in their mouth--
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they use it to put the food on a spoon
which then goes into their mouth.
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Ask him for a napkin.
I dare you.
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I'll get it.
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Do I look puffy? I feel puffy.
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- Hey, Leonard.
- Oh, hi, Penny.
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- Am I interrupting?
- No. You're not swelling, Howard.
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Look at my fingers.
They're like Vienna sausages.
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- Sounds like you have company.
- They're not going anywhere.
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So, you're coming home from work.
That's great. How was work?
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You know, it's a Cheesecake Factory.
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People order cheesecake
and I bring it to them.
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So you kind of act like
a carbohydrate delivery system.
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Yeah. Call it whatever you want,
I get minimum wage.
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I was wondering if you could help me out
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- with something.
- Yes.
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Great. I'm having some furniture
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delivered tomorrow
and I may not be here, so...
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Hello.
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- I'm sorry?
- Haven't you ever been told
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how beautiful you are
in flawless Russian?
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No, I haven't.
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Get used to it.
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Yeah. I probably won't.
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- Hey, Sheldon.
- Hi.
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Hey, Raj.
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Still not talking to me, huh?
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Don't take it personally,
it's his pathology.
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He can't talk to women.
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It can't talk to atractive woman,
or in your case,
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a cheesecake- scented goddess.
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So there's gonna be
some furniture delivered?
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If it gets here and I'm not here,
could you sign
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and have them put it in my apartment?
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No problem.
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Great. Here's my spare key.
Thank you.
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Penny, wait.
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If you don't have any other plans,
do you want to join us
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for Thai food
and a Superman movie marathon?
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A marathon?
How many Superman movies are there?
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You're kidding, right?
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I do like the one where Lois Lane
falls from the helicopter
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and Superman swooshes down
and catches her. Which one was that?
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One.
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You realize that scene
was rife with scientific inaccuracy.
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Yes, I know, men can't fly.
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No.
Let's assume that they can.
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Lois Lane is falling,
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accelerating at an initial rate
of 32 feet per second per second.
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Superman swoops down to save her
by reaching out two arms of steel.
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Miss Lane, who is now traveling
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at approximately 120 miles an hour,
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hits them and is immediately
sliced into three equal pieces.
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Unless Superman matches
her speed and decelerates.
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In what space, sir?
She's two feet above the ground.
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Frankly, if he really loved her,
he'd let her hit the pavement.
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It'd be a more merciful death.
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Excuse me, your entire argument
is predicated on the assumption
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that Superman's flight
is a feat of strength.
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Are you listening to yourself?
It is well established
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that his flight is a feat of strength.
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It is an extension of his
ability to leap tall buildings,
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an ability he derives from
exposure to Earth's yellow sun.
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And how does he fly at night?
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A combination
of the moon's solar reflection
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and the energy-storage capacity
of Kryptonian skin cells.
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I'm just gonna go wash up.
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I have 2,600 comic books in there.
I challenge you
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to find a single reference
to Kryptonian skin cells.
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Challenge accepted.
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We're locked out.
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Also, the pretty girl left.
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o/~ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state o/~
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o/~ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! o/~
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o/~ The Earth began to cool o/~
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o/~ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools o/~
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o/~ We built the Wall o/~
o/~ We built the pyramid so/~
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o/~ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery o/~
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o/~ That all started with a big bang o/~
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Her apartment's on the fourth floor
but the elevator's broken, so...
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You're just gonna be done?
Okay. Cool. Thanks
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We'll just bring it up ourselves.
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I hardly think so.
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Why not?
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Well, we don't have a dolly,
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or lifting belts
or any measurable upper-body strength.
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We don't need strength--
we're physicists.
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We are the intellectual
descendants of Archimedes.
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Give me a fulcrum and a lever
and I can move the Earth.
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It's just a matter of...
I don't have this.
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Archimedes would be so proud.
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Do you have any ideas?
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Yes, but they all involve
a green lantern and a power ring.
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Easy... easy.
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Now we've got an inclined plane.
The force required to lift
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is reduced by the sine
of the angle of the stairs,
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call it 30 degrees, so, about half.
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Exactly half.
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Exactly half.
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Let's push.
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See, it's moving, this is easy.
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It's all in the math.
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- What's your formula for the corner?
- What?
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Okay, no problem.
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Just come up here,
help me pull and turn.
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Ah, gravity,
thou art a heartless bitch.
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You do understand that our efforts here
will in no way increase the odds
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of you having sexual congress
with this woman.
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Men do things for women
without expecting sex.
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Those would be men who just had sex.
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I'm doing this
to be a good neighbor.
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In any case, there's no way
it could lower the odds.
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Almost there.
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Almost there.
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- Almost there.
- No, we're not.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, we're not!
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Watch your fingers.
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Oh, God, my fingers!
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- You okay?
- No, her...
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Great Caesar's ghost,
look at this place.
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So Penny's a little messy.
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A little messy?
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The Mandelbrot set of complex
numbers is a little messy.
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This is chaos.
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Excuse me.
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Explain to me
an organizational system
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where a tray of flatware
on a couch is valid.
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I'm just inferring this is a couch
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because the evidence suggests
the coffee table
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is having a tiny garage sale.
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Did it ever occur to you
that not everyone has
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the compulsive need to sort,
organize and label
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the entire world around them?
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No.
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Well, they don't.
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Hard as it may be for you to believe,
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most people don't sort their breakfast
cereal numerically by fiber content.
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Excuse me, but I think we've both
found that helpful at times.
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- Come on, we should go.
- Hang on.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm straightening up.
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This is not your home.
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This is not anyone's home.
This is a swirling vortex of entropy.
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When the transvestite lived here,
you didn't care how he kept the place.
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Because it was immaculate.
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I mean, you opened
that man's closet,
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it was left to right evening gowns,
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cocktail dresses,
then his police uniforms.
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What were you doing in his closet?
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I helped him run
some cable for a web cam.
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This just arrived,
we just brought this up... just now.
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Great.
Was it hard getting it up the stairs?
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- No.
- "No"?
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No.
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No.
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Well, we'll get out of your hair.
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Okay, great.
Thank you again.
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I just want you to know
that you don't have to live like this.
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I'm here for you.
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What's he talking about?
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- It's a joke.
- I don't get it.
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Yeah, he didn't tell it right.
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Penny's sleeping.
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Are you insane?
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You can't just break
into a woman's apartment
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in the middle
of the night and clean.
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I had no choice.
I couldn't sleep knowing
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that just outside my bedroom
was our living room,
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and just outside our living room
was that hallway,
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and immediately adjacent
to the hallway was... this.
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Do you realize
that if Penny wakes up,
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there is no reasonable explanation
as to why we're here.
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I just gave you
a reasonable explanation.
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No, no, you gave me
an explanation.
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Its reasonableness will be determined
by a jury of your peers.
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Don't be ridiculous.
I have no peers.
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We have to get out of here.
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You might want to speak
in a lower register.
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What?
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Evolution has made women sensitive
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to high-pitched noises
while they sleep
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so that they'll be
roused by a crying baby.
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If you want to avoid waking her,
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speak in a lower register.
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That's ridiculous!
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No.
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"That's ridiculous."
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Fine.
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I accept your premise.
Now, please, let's go.
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I'm not leaving until I'm done.
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If you have time to lean,
you have time to clean.
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Oh, what the hell.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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I have to say
I slept splendidly.
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Granted, not long,
but just deeply and well.
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I'm not surprised.
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A well-known folk cure for insomnia
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is to break in your neighbor's
apartment and clean.
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Sarcasm?
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You think?
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Granted, my methods may have
been somewhat unorthodox,
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but I think the end result
will be a measurable enhancement
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- to Penny's quality of life
- You've convinced me.
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Maybe tonight we should sneak in
and shampoo her carpet.
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- You don't think that crosses a line?
- Yes.
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For God's sake,
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do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign
every time I open my mouth?
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You have a sarcasm sign?
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No, I do not have
a sarcasm sign.
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Do you want some cereal?
I feel so good today,
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I'm gonna choose from
the low-fiber end of the shelf.
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Hello, Honey Puffs.
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Son of a bitch!
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Penny's up.
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You sick geeky bastards!
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How did she know it was us?
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I may have left a suggested
organizational schematic
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for her bedroom closet.
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God, this is gonna be bad.
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Good-bye, Honey Puffs.
Hello, Big Bran.
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You came into my apartment last
night while I was sleeping?!
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Yes, but only to clean.
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Really more to organize.
You're not actually dirty, per se.
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Give me back my key.
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I'm very, very sorry.
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Do you understand
how creepy this is?
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Oh, yes, we discussed it
at length last night.
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In my apartment,
while I was sleeping?!
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And snoring. And that's probably
just a sinus infection.
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But it could be sleep apnea.
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You might want to see
an otolaryngologist.
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A throat doctor.
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And what kind of doctor
removes shoes from asses?
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Depending on the depth,
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that's either
a... proctologist
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or a general surgeon.
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I think what you're feeling
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is perfectly valid
and maybe a little bit later
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when you're feeling a little less...
for lack of a better word-- violated,
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maybe we can talk
about this some more.
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- Stay away from me.
- Sure, that's another way to go.
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Penny, Penny!
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Just to clarify,
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because there will be
a discussion when you leave,
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is your objection
solely to our presence
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in the apartment
while you were sleeping,
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or do you also object to the imposition
of a new organizational paradigm.
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Well, that was
a little non-responsive.
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You are going to march yourself
over there right now and apologize.
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What's funny?
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That wasn't sarcasm?
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Boy, you are all over
the place this morning.
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I have a master's and two Ph.D.s,
I should not have to do this.
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What?!
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I am truly sorry for what
happened last night.
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I take full responsibility.
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And I hope that it won't color
your opinion of Leonard,
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who is not only a wonderful guy,
but also, I hear,
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a gentle and
thorough lover.
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I did what I could.
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Hey, Raj.
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Hey, listen.
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I don't know if you heard about
what happened last night.
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but I'm really upset about it.
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I mean, they just...
they let themselves into my place
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and then they cleaned it.
Can you even believe that?
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How weird is that?
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She's standing very close to me.
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Oh, my, she does smell good.
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What is that, vanilla?
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You know,
where I come from,
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if someone comes into your house
at night, you shoot. Okay?
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And you don't shoot to wound.
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I mean, all right,
my sister shot her husband,
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but it was an accident,
they were drunk.
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Wait, what was I saying?
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She's so chatty.
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Maybe my parents are right.|
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Maybe I'd be better off
with an Indian girl.
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We'd have the same
cultural background
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and my wife could sing to my children
the same lullabies my mother sang to me.
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It's obvious that they meant well,
but...
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I'm having a really rough time.
I broke up with my boyfriend
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and...
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Just because most of the men I've known
in my life happen to be jerks,
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doesn't mean I should just
assume Leonard and Sheldon are.
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Right?
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She asked me a question.
I should probably nod.
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That's exactly what I thought.
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Thank you for listening.
You're a doll.
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Turn your pelvis.
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Grab a napkin, homie.
You just got served.
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It's fine.You win.
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What's his problem?
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His imaginary girlfriend
broke up with him.
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Been there.
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Sorry I'm late,
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but I was in the hallway,
chatting up Penny.
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Really? You, Rajesh
Koothrappali, spoke to Penny?
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Actually, I was less
the chatter than the chat-ee.
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What did she say?
Is she still mad at me?
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Well, she was upset at first,
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but probably because
her sister shot somebody.
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But then there was
something about you,
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and then she hugged me.
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She hugged you?
How'd she hug you?
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Is that her perfume I smell?
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Intoxicating, isn't it?
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Hi.
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What's going on?
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Here's the thing.
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"Just as Oppenheimer came
to regret his contributions
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"to the first atomic bomb,
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"so too I regret
my participation in what was,
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"at the very least,
an error in judgment.
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"The hallmark of the
great human experiment
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"is the willingness to
recognize one's mistakes.
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"Some mistakes, such as
Madam Curie's discovery of radium,
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"turned out to have great
scientific potential,
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"even though she would later die a slow,
painful death "from radiation poisoning.
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Another example, from the
field of Ebola research..."
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We're okay.
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- Six two inch dowels.
- Check.
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- One package Phillips head screws.
- Check.
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You guys, seriously,
I grew up on a farm, okay?
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I rebuilt a tractor engine
when I was, like, 12.
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I think I can put together a cheap,
Swedish media center.
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No, please. We insist.
It's the least we can do, considering.
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Considering what?
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How great this place looks?
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- Oh, boy. I was afraid of this.
- What?
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These instructions are
a pictographic representation
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of the least imaginative way
to assemble these components.
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This, right here is why Sweden
has no space program.
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Well, it looked
pretty good in the store.
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It is an inefficient design.
For example, she has a flat screen TV,
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which means all the space
behind it is wasted.
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- We could put her stereo back there.
- And control it how?
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Run an infrared repeater.
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Photo cell here, emitter here,
easy-peasy.
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How are you gonna cool it?
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- Hey, guys, I got this.
- Hang on, Penny.
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How about fans?
Here and here.
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Also inefficient,
and might be loud.
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How about liquid coolant?
Maybe a little aquarium pump here,
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run some quarter-inch PVC...
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Guys, this is actually really simple.
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Hold on, honey.
Men at work.
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The PVC comes down here.
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Maybe a little corrugated
sheet metal as a radiator here.
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Yeah? Show me where we put a drip tray,
a sluice, and an overflow reservoir.
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If water's involved, we're gonna have
to ground the crap out of the thing.
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It's hot in here. I think
I'll just take off all my clothes.
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Oh, I've got it.
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What about if we replace
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panels A, B and F and crossbar H
with aircraft-grade aluminum?
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00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,617
Right. Then the entire thing
is one heat sink.
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You and Sheldon
go to the junkyard and pick up
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6 square meters of scrap aluminum?
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Raj and I
will get the oxyacetylene torch.
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- Meet back here in an hour?
- Done.
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Okay, this place does look pretty good.
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