1 00:00:01,065 --> 00:00:03,048 More details about the new Star Trek film. 2 00:00:03,507 --> 00:00:06,897 There's going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth. 3 00:00:07,545 --> 00:00:10,472 I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception. 4 00:00:11,841 --> 00:00:12,779 Oh, please. 5 00:00:12,899 --> 00:00:16,274 For Vulcans, mating... or if you will, PonFahr... 6 00:00:17,489 --> 00:00:21,002 - it's an extremely private matter. - Still, I'd like to know the details. 7 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:23,047 His mother was human. His father is Vulcan. 8 00:00:23,167 --> 00:00:25,832 - They couldn't just conceive. - Maybe they had to go to a clinic. 9 00:00:25,952 --> 00:00:27,944 Can you imagine Spock's Dad in a little room 10 00:00:28,064 --> 00:00:30,599 with a copy of Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears. 11 00:00:32,264 --> 00:00:34,829 How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same? 12 00:00:35,712 --> 00:00:39,533 No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, "Hey, get your thing out of my nose." 13 00:00:42,511 --> 00:00:43,737 Hi. Can you help me? 14 00:00:43,857 --> 00:00:46,119 I was writing an e-mail and the "A" key got stuck. 15 00:00:46,239 --> 00:00:47,960 Now it's just going "Aaa..." 16 00:00:49,087 --> 00:00:51,263 - What'd you spill on it? - Nothing. 17 00:00:52,351 --> 00:00:53,305 Diet Coke. 18 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,202 And yogurt. 19 00:00:56,912 --> 00:00:58,269 And a little nail polish. 20 00:00:58,431 --> 00:00:59,896 I'll take a look at it. 21 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:03,130 Gentlemen, switching to local nerd news... 22 00:01:03,457 --> 00:01:06,157 Fishman, Chen, Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team 23 00:01:06,277 --> 00:01:08,154 in the university Physics Bowl this year. 24 00:01:08,314 --> 00:01:09,655 You're kidding. Why not? 25 00:01:09,816 --> 00:01:12,252 They formed a barbershop quartet and got a gig 26 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,145 playing Knott's Berry Farm. 27 00:01:15,795 --> 00:01:17,234 So, in your world, 28 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,462 you're like the cool guys. 29 00:01:20,726 --> 00:01:21,885 Recognize. 30 00:01:24,122 --> 00:01:26,321 This is our year. With those guys out, 31 00:01:26,441 --> 00:01:28,549 the entire Physics Bowl will kneel before Zod. 32 00:01:29,203 --> 00:01:30,047 Zod? 33 00:01:30,254 --> 00:01:31,886 Kryptonian villain. Long story. 34 00:01:32,046 --> 00:01:33,087 Good story. 35 00:01:36,718 --> 00:01:38,976 - Count me out. - What? Why? 36 00:01:39,345 --> 00:01:42,355 You want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition? 37 00:01:42,995 --> 00:01:45,388 Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? 38 00:01:46,466 --> 00:01:48,896 Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? 39 00:01:49,858 --> 00:01:52,559 Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish? 40 00:01:54,027 --> 00:01:57,040 Come on, you need a four-person team. We're four people. 41 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,288 By that reasoning we should also play Bridge, hold up a chuppah 42 00:02:00,408 --> 00:02:02,838 and enter the Olympic bobsled competition. 43 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:05,253 Tickets to that, please. 44 00:02:06,331 --> 00:02:10,174 Sheldon, what, do I need to quote Spock's dying words to you? 45 00:02:10,335 --> 00:02:11,468 No, don't. 46 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:14,054 "The needs of the many... 47 00:02:14,214 --> 00:02:16,221 "... outweigh the needs of the few. 48 00:02:16,383 --> 00:02:17,445 "Or the one." 49 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:19,937 Damn it, I'll do it. 50 00:02:21,622 --> 00:02:24,052 Episode 113: The Bat Jar Conjecture 51 00:02:24,641 --> 00:02:27,136 Transcript: swsub.com Sync: sub-way.fr 52 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,629 First order of Physics Bowl business. 53 00:02:48,452 --> 00:02:51,841 We need a truly kick-ass team name. Suggestions? 54 00:02:52,207 --> 00:02:54,618 How about the Perpetual Motion Squad? 55 00:02:55,824 --> 00:02:59,683 It's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads-up for the ladies. 56 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:01,309 The ladies? 57 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:04,545 "Perpetual Motion Squad... we can go all night." 58 00:03:05,473 --> 00:03:07,267 - I like it. - I don't. 59 00:03:07,778 --> 00:03:10,264 Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, 60 00:03:10,384 --> 00:03:12,403 thus intimidating one's opponent. 61 00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:15,274 - Then we could be the Bengal tigers. - Poor choice. 62 00:03:15,394 --> 00:03:17,444 Gram for gram, no animal exceeds 63 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:20,181 the relative fighting strength of the army ant. 64 00:03:21,071 --> 00:03:22,062 Maybe so, 65 00:03:22,182 --> 00:03:25,292 but you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass. 66 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:30,867 Let's put it to a vote. All those in favor... 67 00:03:30,987 --> 00:03:32,006 Point of order. 68 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:34,675 I move that any vote on team names must be unanimous. 69 00:03:34,795 --> 00:03:37,441 No man should be forced to emblazon his chest with a Bengal tiger 70 00:03:37,561 --> 00:03:40,333 when common sense dictates it should be an army ant. 71 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:44,337 Will the gentleman from the great State of Denial yield for a question? 72 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,113 I will yield. 73 00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:49,116 After we go through the exercise of an annoying series of votes, 74 00:03:49,236 --> 00:03:52,267 all of which the gentleman will lose, does he then intend to threaten to quit 75 00:03:52,387 --> 00:03:54,219 - if he does not get his way? - He does. 76 00:03:54,339 --> 00:03:56,705 I move we are the Army Ants. All those in favor? 77 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:02,329 Good afternoon, and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round. 78 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:04,178 I'm Penny, and I'll be your host 79 00:04:04,298 --> 00:04:06,515 because apparently I didn't have anything else to do 80 00:04:06,635 --> 00:04:09,906 on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad? 81 00:04:11,956 --> 00:04:13,088 Gentlemen, ready? 82 00:04:13,249 --> 00:04:14,633 - Yes. - Fire away. 83 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:16,778 It's none of my business, but isn't a guy 84 00:04:16,898 --> 00:04:19,505 who can't speak in front of women gonna hold you back a little? 85 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:22,197 He'll be okay once the women are mixed into the crowd. 86 00:04:22,317 --> 00:04:25,577 He only has a problem when they're one-on-one and smell nice. 87 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,271 Thanks, Raj. It's vanilla oil. 88 00:04:28,658 --> 00:04:31,608 I was actually the one who noticed. Okay, let's just start. 89 00:04:32,203 --> 00:04:35,053 Okay, the first question is on the topic of optics. 90 00:04:35,173 --> 00:04:37,322 "What is the shortest light pulse ever produced?" 91 00:04:38,274 --> 00:04:39,841 - Dr. Cooper. - And of course, 92 00:04:39,961 --> 00:04:41,660 the answer is 130 attoseconds. 93 00:04:41,927 --> 00:04:43,870 - That is correct. - I knew that, too. 94 00:04:44,688 --> 00:04:47,606 Good for you, sweetie. Okay, next question: 95 00:04:47,726 --> 00:04:49,520 "What is the quantum mechanical effect 96 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,753 "used to encode data on hard-disk drives?" 97 00:04:53,472 --> 00:04:55,923 And of course the answer is giant magnetoresistance. 98 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:57,941 - Right. - Hey, I buzzed in. 99 00:04:58,394 --> 00:05:00,562 And I answered. It's called teamwork. 100 00:05:02,549 --> 00:05:05,030 Don't you think I should answer the engineering questions? 101 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,338 I am an engineer. 102 00:05:06,642 --> 00:05:09,164 By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions 103 00:05:09,284 --> 00:05:10,715 because I'm a mammal. 104 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:14,943 Just ask another one. 105 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:18,668 "What artificial satellite has seen glimpses 106 00:05:18,788 --> 00:05:20,740 of Einstein's predicted frame dragging?" 107 00:05:21,784 --> 00:05:24,000 And of course, it's Gravity Probe B. 108 00:05:24,599 --> 00:05:27,162 Sheldon, you have to let somebody else answer. 109 00:05:27,489 --> 00:05:28,198 Why? 110 00:05:28,451 --> 00:05:29,623 Because it's polite. 111 00:05:30,207 --> 00:05:32,225 What do manners have to do with it? 112 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:33,537 This is war. 113 00:05:34,485 --> 00:05:37,056 Were the Romans polite when they salted the ground of Carthage 114 00:05:37,216 --> 00:05:39,208 to make sure nothing would ever grow again? 115 00:05:40,121 --> 00:05:42,772 Leonard, you said I only had to ask questions. 116 00:05:44,882 --> 00:05:47,329 The objective of the competion is to give correct answers. 117 00:05:47,489 --> 00:05:49,474 If I know them, why shouldn't I give them? 118 00:05:49,634 --> 00:05:52,107 Some of us might have the correct answers, too. 119 00:05:52,357 --> 00:05:54,382 Oh, please. You don't even have a PhD. 120 00:05:54,542 --> 00:05:56,777 - All right, that's it! - Howard, sit down. 121 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:02,180 - Maybe we should take a little break. - Good idea. I need my wrist brace. 122 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:05,485 All this button-pushing is aggravating my old Nintendo injury. 123 00:06:06,988 --> 00:06:07,828 I agree. 124 00:06:08,191 --> 00:06:09,508 What did he say? 125 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:11,212 He compared Sheldon 126 00:06:11,332 --> 00:06:14,451 to a disposable feminine cleansing product 127 00:06:14,611 --> 00:06:16,709 one might use on a summer's eve. 128 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,074 Yeah, and the bag it came in. 129 00:06:25,684 --> 00:06:27,848 Leonard, excellent. I want to show you something. 130 00:06:28,194 --> 00:06:29,865 Can it wait? I need to talk to you. 131 00:06:30,054 --> 00:06:33,363 Just look. I've designed the perfect uniforms for our team. 132 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,873 The colors are based on Star Trek: The Original Series. 133 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:39,427 The three of you will wear Support Red, and I will wear Command Gold. 134 00:06:41,437 --> 00:06:42,731 Why do they say "AA"? 135 00:06:43,492 --> 00:06:44,490 Army Ants. 136 00:06:45,995 --> 00:06:49,654 Isn't that confusing? "AA" might mean something else to certain people. 137 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,820 Why would a Physics Bowl team be called Anodized Aluminum? 138 00:06:55,032 --> 00:06:56,194 No, I meant... 139 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,320 Never mind. 140 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:00,420 Check it out, 141 00:07:01,023 --> 00:07:03,980 I got you a Batman cookie jar. 142 00:07:04,381 --> 00:07:07,123 Oh, neat! What's the occasion? 143 00:07:07,341 --> 00:07:09,737 Well, you're a friend, and you like Batman 144 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:12,093 and cookies, and you're off the team. 145 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:16,711 What? 146 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:19,306 Howard, Raj and I just had a team meeting. 147 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,999 - No, you didn't. - Yes, we did. I just came from there. 148 00:07:22,119 --> 00:07:24,200 Okay, I don't know where you just came from, 149 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,366 but it could'nt have been a team meeting because I wasn't there. 150 00:07:27,532 --> 00:07:29,335 Ergo, the team did not meet. 151 00:07:30,204 --> 00:07:32,196 Okay, let me try it this way: 152 00:07:32,961 --> 00:07:35,857 I was at a coffee klatch with a couple of friends, 153 00:07:36,017 --> 00:07:39,264 and one thing led to another, and it turns out you're off the team. 154 00:07:40,533 --> 00:07:41,342 Why? 155 00:07:41,542 --> 00:07:43,625 Because you're taking all the fun out of it. 156 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:47,785 I'm sorry, is the winner of the Physics Bowl the team that has the most fun? 157 00:07:48,014 --> 00:07:49,675 Okay, let me try it this way: 158 00:07:49,835 --> 00:07:53,048 You're annoying and no one wants to play with you anymore. 159 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:56,293 I see. 160 00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:00,725 At this point I should inform you 161 00:08:01,162 --> 00:08:03,402 that I intend to form my own team 162 00:08:03,562 --> 00:08:06,903 and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together 163 00:08:07,063 --> 00:08:10,044 and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears. 164 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,489 Thanks for the heads-up. 165 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:16,248 You're welcome. 166 00:08:18,036 --> 00:08:19,419 - One more thing. - Yes? 167 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:20,858 It's on, bitch. 168 00:08:28,648 --> 00:08:31,464 - So who'd he get to be on his team? - He won't say. 169 00:08:31,955 --> 00:08:34,983 He just smiles and eats macaroons out of his bat jar. 170 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,020 He's using psychological warfare. 171 00:08:38,466 --> 00:08:41,971 We must reply in kind. I say we wait until he looks at us, 172 00:08:42,131 --> 00:08:45,669 then laugh like, "Yes, you are a smart and strong competitor, 173 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,618 "but we are also smart and strong, 174 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:50,469 and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you." 175 00:08:52,481 --> 00:08:54,237 How exactly would that laugh go? 176 00:08:59,531 --> 00:09:02,429 That sounds more like, "We are a tall, thin woman 177 00:09:02,589 --> 00:09:05,128 who wants to make a coat out of your Dalmatians." 178 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:10,844 Let's remember that Sheldon is still our friend and my roommate. 179 00:09:11,097 --> 00:09:11,897 So? 180 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,674 So nothing. Let's destroy him. 181 00:09:16,061 --> 00:09:17,061 Gentlemen. 182 00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:27,604 We're going to need a strong fourth for our team. 183 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:31,566 You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played TV's Blossom. 184 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:35,577 She got a PhD. in neuroscience or something. 185 00:09:35,757 --> 00:09:39,584 Raj, we're not getting TV's Blossom to join our Physics Bowl team. 186 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,870 How about the girl from The Wonder Years? 187 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:49,251 Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution to all our problems. 188 00:09:51,671 --> 00:09:53,367 We can't ask Leslie Winkle. 189 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:56,344 Why? Because you slept together, and when she was done with you 190 00:09:56,504 --> 00:09:58,992 she discarded you like last night's chutney? 191 00:10:03,077 --> 00:10:03,937 Yes. 192 00:10:05,101 --> 00:10:07,157 Sometimes you've got to take one for the team. 193 00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:08,876 Sack up, dude. 194 00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:11,493 Fine. 195 00:10:13,176 --> 00:10:15,547 Here I go, taking one for the team... 196 00:10:15,888 --> 00:10:16,991 in the sack. 197 00:10:20,225 --> 00:10:22,416 - Hey, Leslie. - Hi, guys. 198 00:10:22,759 --> 00:10:24,960 So, Leslie, I have a question for you, 199 00:10:25,122 --> 00:10:29,093 and it might be a little awkward, you know, given that I... 200 00:10:29,471 --> 00:10:30,630 Hit that thing. 201 00:10:34,215 --> 00:10:36,429 Leonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable 202 00:10:36,549 --> 00:10:38,471 just because we've seen each other's faces 203 00:10:38,591 --> 00:10:41,645 and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus. 204 00:10:43,124 --> 00:10:44,115 There's not? 205 00:10:44,235 --> 00:10:46,807 Gee, 'cause it sure sounds like there should be. 206 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:50,314 Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship 207 00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:53,773 regarding your preferences, your idiosyncrasies, your performance 208 00:10:53,893 --> 00:10:56,801 are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. 209 00:10:56,921 --> 00:10:58,764 That's all very comforting, but if it's okay, 210 00:10:58,884 --> 00:11:00,874 I'd like to get on to my question now. 211 00:11:01,475 --> 00:11:02,283 Proceed. 212 00:11:02,718 --> 00:11:06,157 We are entering the Physics Bowl, and we need a fourth for our team. 213 00:11:06,277 --> 00:11:09,798 No, thanks. I'm really busy with my like-sign dilepton supersymmetry search. 214 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,177 Dilepton, shmylepton. We need you. 215 00:11:13,646 --> 00:11:14,506 Sorry. 216 00:11:15,777 --> 00:11:17,197 Well, we tried. 217 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:21,102 We'll just have to face Sheldonmano y mano y mano a mano. 218 00:11:22,013 --> 00:11:24,270 Wait, you're going up against Sheldon Cooper? 219 00:11:25,473 --> 00:11:28,374 That arrogant, misogynistic, East Texas doorknob 220 00:11:28,494 --> 00:11:31,189 that told me I should abandon my work with high-energy particles 221 00:11:31,309 --> 00:11:33,570 for laundry and childbearing? 222 00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:37,654 She's in. 223 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,056 So, how do you feel? 224 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:45,542 Nice and loose? Come to play? Got your game face on? 225 00:11:46,995 --> 00:11:48,168 Are you ready? 226 00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:51,672 Yeah. You know, you don't have to stay for the whole thing. 227 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,593 Oh, no. I want to. Sounds really interesting. 228 00:12:01,544 --> 00:12:02,423 Gentlemen. 229 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:12,747 I'm just gonna sit down. 230 00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:18,324 So, is that your team? 231 00:12:18,665 --> 00:12:20,227 Actually, I don't need a team. 232 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:22,244 I could easily defeat you single-handedly, 233 00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:24,204 but the rules require four. 234 00:12:24,365 --> 00:12:27,362 So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor, 235 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:30,360 the lady from the lunch room, and my Spanish is not good... 236 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,294 either her son or her butcher. 237 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,911 And what about your team? 238 00:12:35,031 --> 00:12:37,977 What rat have you recruited to the S.S. Sinking Ship? 239 00:12:38,097 --> 00:12:39,191 Hello, Sheldon. 240 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:43,767 Leslie Winkle. 241 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,534 Yeah, Leslie Winkle. The answer to the question, 242 00:12:46,654 --> 00:12:49,355 "Who made Sheldon Cooper cry like a little girl?" 243 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:54,693 Well, I'm polymerized tree sap, and you're an inorganic adhesive. 244 00:12:54,813 --> 00:12:57,588 So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction 245 00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:00,311 is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory 246 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,656 and adheres to you. 247 00:13:02,774 --> 00:13:04,007 Oh, ouch! 248 00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:07,916 Okay, if everyone could please take your seats. 249 00:13:15,852 --> 00:13:17,273 Here's your T-shirt. 250 00:13:20,873 --> 00:13:21,826 PMS? 251 00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:24,125 It's a couple days early... 252 00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:29,061 It stands for "Perpetual Motion Squad." 253 00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:31,119 Of course. What was I thinking? 254 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,562 Good afternoon, everyone, 255 00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:37,600 and welcome to this year's Physics Bowl! 256 00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:43,158 Today's preliminary match features two great teams. 257 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,954 AA versus... 258 00:13:47,115 --> 00:13:48,055 PMS. 259 00:13:48,616 --> 00:13:50,178 All night long, y'all! 260 00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:59,174 Okay, well, let's jump right in. First question for ten points: 261 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,288 "What is the iso-spin singlet partner 262 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,054 "of the pi-zero meson?" 263 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:05,932 PMS? 264 00:14:06,093 --> 00:14:07,631 - The eta meson. - Correct. 265 00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:12,128 - Formal protest. - On what grounds? 266 00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:14,816 The Velcro on my wrist brace caught on my shirt. 267 00:14:15,351 --> 00:14:18,305 Denied. All right, for ten points, 268 00:14:18,522 --> 00:14:20,875 "What is the lightest element on Earth 269 00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,741 "with no stable isotope?" 270 00:14:23,082 --> 00:14:23,887 AA? 271 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:25,909 And of course, the answer is technetium. 272 00:14:26,071 --> 00:14:26,869 Terrific. 273 00:14:28,156 --> 00:14:29,205 Next question: 274 00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:31,917 "What is the force between two uncharged plates 275 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,251 "due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?" 276 00:14:34,727 --> 00:14:35,544 PMS? 277 00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:38,189 Sheldon can suck on... the Casimir effect. 278 00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:39,187 Correct. 279 00:14:44,461 --> 00:14:47,900 How does a quantum computer factor large numbers? 280 00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:49,309 PMS? 281 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:51,183 - Shor's algorithm. - Correct! 282 00:14:55,439 --> 00:14:58,317 4.1855 times ten to the seventh ergs per calorie. 283 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,542 Prevost's theory of exchanges. 284 00:15:01,139 --> 00:15:03,226 Lambda equals one over pi r squared n. 285 00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:05,407 760 degrees Celsius... 286 00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:08,431 the approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row. 287 00:15:09,656 --> 00:15:11,623 Mr. Wolowitz, this is your second warning. 288 00:15:13,385 --> 00:15:14,525 A sigma particle. 289 00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:18,254 Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the Earth. 290 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,214 Correct! 291 00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:28,597 Ladies and gentlemen, I hold in my hand the final question. 292 00:15:29,634 --> 00:15:32,767 The score now stands. AA: 1,150, 293 00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:36,022 PMS: 1,175. 294 00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:39,674 So, for 100 points and the match, 295 00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:43,744 please turn your attention to the formula on the screens. 296 00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,074 Solve the equation. 297 00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:49,010 Holy crap. 298 00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:52,289 What the hell is that? 299 00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:56,125 Looks like something they found on the ship at Roswell. 300 00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:58,420 Come on. Think. Leslie? 301 00:15:58,581 --> 00:16:01,464 It's not gonna work if you rush me. You have to let me get there. 302 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,966 You are never gonna let that go, are you? 303 00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:05,343 Ten seconds. 304 00:16:09,496 --> 00:16:10,390 PMS? 305 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,785 Sorry, I panicked. 306 00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:16,604 Then guess. 307 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,281 Eight. 308 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,149 .4 309 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,476 I'm sorry, that's incorrect. 310 00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:30,661 AA, 311 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,747 if you can answer correctly, the match is yours. 312 00:16:36,852 --> 00:16:38,123 He doesn't have it. 313 00:16:38,739 --> 00:16:39,842 He's got squat. 314 00:16:49,354 --> 00:16:51,092 AA, I need your answer. 315 00:16:53,063 --> 00:16:55,896 The answer is minus eight pi alpha. 316 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,853 Hang on a second. That's not our answer. 317 00:16:58,015 --> 00:17:00,232 - What are you doing? - Answering question. 318 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,771 Winning Physics Bowl. 319 00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:05,771 How do you know anything about physics? 320 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,323 Here I am janitor. 321 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,366 In former Soviet Union, I am physicist. 322 00:17:10,811 --> 00:17:12,660 Leningrad Politechnika. 323 00:17:13,151 --> 00:17:14,703 Go Polar Bears. 324 00:17:17,844 --> 00:17:19,482 That's a delightful little story, 325 00:17:19,602 --> 00:17:22,106 but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything... 326 00:17:22,226 --> 00:17:25,179 - I answer the questions. - You didn't answer question. 327 00:17:25,299 --> 00:17:28,321 Look, now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved Russia, 328 00:17:28,441 --> 00:17:31,301 but on this Physics Bowl team, I rule with an iron fist. 329 00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:35,154 AA, I need your official answer. 330 00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:37,434 - It's not what he said. - Then what is it? 331 00:17:37,647 --> 00:17:39,604 - I want a different question. - You can't. 332 00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,147 - Formal protest. - Denied. 333 00:17:41,308 --> 00:17:42,773 Informal protest. 334 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:44,359 Denied. 335 00:17:45,311 --> 00:17:48,404 - I need your official answer. - No. I decline to provide one. 336 00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:51,907 That's too bad because the answer your teammate gave was correct. 337 00:17:53,393 --> 00:17:54,963 That's your opinion. 338 00:17:57,945 --> 00:18:00,542 - The winner of the match is... - Hang on. 339 00:18:02,008 --> 00:18:05,677 Is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important 340 00:18:05,797 --> 00:18:09,174 that you would rather lose by yourself than win as part of a team? 341 00:18:10,859 --> 00:18:12,636 I don't understand the question. 342 00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:16,557 - Go ahead. - The winner is PMS. 343 00:18:53,047 --> 00:18:54,798 Sorry, somebody's sitting there. 344 00:18:55,715 --> 00:18:56,515 Who? 345 00:18:56,841 --> 00:18:58,897 My Physics Bowl trophy. 346 00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:04,814 That trophy is meaningless. I forfeited, therefore you did not win. 347 00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:07,144 - I know someone who would disagree. - Who? 348 00:19:07,264 --> 00:19:09,568 My Physics Bowl trophy. 349 00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:12,322 Leonard is so smart. 350 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,783 - Sheldon who? - All right, that is very immature. 351 00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:18,373 You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not! 352 00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:23,285 - Okay, new contest. - What are you doing? 353 00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:25,739 I am settling once and for all 354 00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:28,574 who is the smartest around here, okay? 355 00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,002 - Ready? - Absolutely. 356 00:19:30,122 --> 00:19:31,174 Bring it on. 357 00:19:31,806 --> 00:19:34,423 "Marsha, Jan and Cindy were the three daughters 358 00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:35,971 "in what TV family?" 359 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:41,517 The Brady Bunch. 360 00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:48,275 "Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth as the lead singer in what group?" 361 00:19:53,174 --> 00:19:54,314 The Brady Bunch? 362 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,118 Van Halen. 363 00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:02,289 "Madonna was married to this Ridgemont High alum." 364 00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:06,799 Oh, my God! Sean Penn! 365 00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:08,932 How do you know these things? 366 00:20:09,771 --> 00:20:12,631 I go outside, and I talk to people. 367 00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:17,025 Okay, here. "What actor holds the record 368 00:20:17,145 --> 00:20:19,681 "for being named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive?" 369 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,683 - William Shatner. - Wait. 370 00:20:24,488 --> 00:20:26,077 I don't think it's Shatner. 371 00:20:26,432 --> 00:20:28,339 Then it's got to be Patrick Stewart. 372 00:20:32,442 --> 00:20:33,694 Formal protest. 373 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:38,116 "Singer who sang, Oops, I Did It Again?" 374 00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:49,085 "Tweetie Bird tought he taw a what?" 375 00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:54,149 Romulan. 376 00:20:58,598 --> 00:20:59,532 Yes. 377 00:20:59,652 --> 00:21:01,887 He tought he taw a Romulan.