1 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:12,147 Time! All right, Klingons, pencils down. 2 00:00:14,946 --> 00:00:15,948 Okay, I have: 3 00:00:16,478 --> 00:00:17,661 - Have it. - Got it. 4 00:00:19,015 --> 00:00:20,032 Have it. 5 00:00:21,018 --> 00:00:22,325 - Have it. - Got it. 6 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,196 - I have... - Got it. 7 00:00:25,427 --> 00:00:26,512 And "kreplach." 8 00:00:27,148 --> 00:00:28,615 Hold on a second. "Kreplach?" 9 00:00:29,776 --> 00:00:32,702 It isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling. 10 00:00:33,229 --> 00:00:35,664 Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word. 11 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,123 Really? Define it. 12 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:40,754 "Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling. 13 00:00:42,548 --> 00:00:44,633 - Judge's ruling? - Bilurrrbe. 14 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,782 Hey, guys, I need to use your TV. 15 00:00:48,902 --> 00:00:51,312 - What's wrong with your TV? - I don't know. It just died. 16 00:00:51,432 --> 00:00:54,310 - I'm getting a bunch of static. - Did you pay your cable bill? 17 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,950 You sound just like the cable company. 18 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,363 All right, shh! Tyra Banks is about to kick 19 00:00:59,483 --> 00:01:01,430 someone off America's Next Top Model. 20 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,775 - Excuse me, but we're... - Don't tell her. 21 00:01:03,935 --> 00:01:05,517 ... playing Klingon Boggle. 22 00:01:07,143 --> 00:01:10,103 What do you mean, "Aw"? Like she didn't know we were nerds? 23 00:01:10,355 --> 00:01:11,703 All right, if you must watch, 24 00:01:11,823 --> 00:01:13,827 then mute it with closed captions, please. 25 00:01:14,119 --> 00:01:15,119 Fine. 26 00:01:18,764 --> 00:01:21,225 All right, Boggle warriors... 27 00:01:30,082 --> 00:01:31,673 Look at those women. 28 00:01:32,864 --> 00:01:33,930 They're gorgeous. 29 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:37,385 Nice! Too bad that's a proper noun. 30 00:01:38,989 --> 00:01:41,303 Look, there's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. 31 00:01:42,364 --> 00:01:44,757 No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. 32 00:01:44,877 --> 00:01:46,352 With her head in the lap of... 33 00:01:46,472 --> 00:01:49,245 What a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. 34 00:01:50,242 --> 00:01:52,741 Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. 35 00:01:55,056 --> 00:01:56,716 The current Mrs. Wolowitz. 36 00:01:59,398 --> 00:02:02,703 Is "..." spelled with a "..." or a "..."? 37 00:02:04,465 --> 00:02:06,810 Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying? 38 00:02:07,373 --> 00:02:10,246 That's Anais. None of the other girls in the house like her. 39 00:02:10,366 --> 00:02:11,756 House? What house? 40 00:02:13,053 --> 00:02:15,972 - They all live in a house together. - A house, where? 41 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:18,665 I don't know. Somewhere in L.A. 42 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,348 Wait a minute. 43 00:02:24,494 --> 00:02:26,917 You're telling me that I'm within driving distance 44 00:02:27,037 --> 00:02:30,006 of a house filled with aspiring supermodels? 45 00:02:31,808 --> 00:02:32,808 Yeah, I guess. 46 00:02:33,806 --> 00:02:36,522 And they live together and shower together and... 47 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:40,502 have naked pillow fights? 48 00:02:43,865 --> 00:02:46,475 - Where are you going? - To pay my cable bill. 49 00:02:48,683 --> 00:02:50,338 All right, pencils down! 50 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:52,446 I have... 51 00:02:54,336 --> 00:02:56,304 and... Anybody got those? 52 00:03:17,554 --> 00:03:18,910 Subtitles: sub-way.fr 53 00:03:28,747 --> 00:03:31,354 Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off? 54 00:03:31,988 --> 00:03:35,249 Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment. 55 00:03:36,713 --> 00:03:39,560 Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. 56 00:03:41,563 --> 00:03:45,004 Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed. 57 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:48,332 Sheldon, the food's here. 58 00:03:48,452 --> 00:03:51,048 There's the house. Freeze frame, freeze frame. 59 00:03:57,096 --> 00:03:58,158 What are you doing? 60 00:03:58,318 --> 00:04:00,469 Marking the star positions and physical landmarks 61 00:04:00,589 --> 00:04:03,004 so we can find the house of the supermodels. 62 00:04:04,747 --> 00:04:06,626 - Why? - Isn't it obvious? 63 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,816 Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl, 64 00:04:08,936 --> 00:04:11,688 making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem. 65 00:04:13,936 --> 00:04:16,485 A.K.A. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz. 66 00:04:18,202 --> 00:04:19,859 Is my hamburger medium well? 67 00:04:19,979 --> 00:04:21,264 Dill slices, not sweet? 68 00:04:21,481 --> 00:04:22,833 Individual relish packets? 69 00:04:22,953 --> 00:04:23,842 Onion rings? 70 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:25,323 - Extra breading? - I asked. 71 00:04:25,443 --> 00:04:26,978 What did they say? Did you protest? 72 00:04:27,138 --> 00:04:28,502 - Yes. - Vociferously? 73 00:04:28,681 --> 00:04:30,358 Then what took you so long? 74 00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:33,535 Just eat. 75 00:04:34,562 --> 00:04:35,904 Hey, guys, what'd I miss? 76 00:04:36,687 --> 00:04:38,198 Giselle's hanging by a thread. 77 00:04:38,358 --> 00:04:39,780 Oh, good, I hate her. 78 00:04:40,952 --> 00:04:43,269 Then you're not invited to our wedding. 79 00:04:44,812 --> 00:04:46,253 - Here you go. - Thank you. 80 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:47,556 Do we have to suffer 81 00:04:47,676 --> 00:04:50,504 through this transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again? 82 00:04:52,373 --> 00:04:54,275 You and I have a standing TV schedule, 83 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,788 which is the result of extensive debate and compromise. 84 00:04:56,908 --> 00:04:58,979 Any alterations except for breaking news 85 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,554 have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting. 86 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,015 Put it on the agenda. 87 00:05:04,163 --> 00:05:06,229 You have to make a motion to put it on the agenda. 88 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:09,012 I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it. 89 00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:13,252 Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure. 90 00:05:13,372 --> 00:05:14,693 At least put it on mute. 91 00:05:16,101 --> 00:05:17,904 Giselle's not getting kicked off. 92 00:05:18,064 --> 00:05:19,489 It's totally going to be Summer. 93 00:05:22,976 --> 00:05:25,161 - What? - Sheldon's onion ring. Put it back! 94 00:05:25,699 --> 00:05:26,871 It's one onion ring. 95 00:05:27,031 --> 00:05:28,993 Just put it back before he comes! 96 00:05:29,826 --> 00:05:32,943 - No, I don't think that's where it was. - Here he comes. Deny, deny, people. 97 00:05:33,063 --> 00:05:34,285 Wall of silence. 98 00:05:39,354 --> 00:05:41,766 - Who touched my... - Penny! Penny did it. 99 00:05:44,536 --> 00:05:45,761 Why would you do that? 100 00:05:46,039 --> 00:05:48,226 I don't know. I was hungry? What's the big deal? 101 00:05:48,386 --> 00:05:51,771 The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate. 102 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:53,648 All right. I didn't know, I'm sorry. 103 00:05:53,913 --> 00:05:56,615 Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike. 104 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:00,822 What? 105 00:06:00,988 --> 00:06:02,406 You have two strikes. 106 00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:05,035 Three strikes and you're out. 107 00:06:06,926 --> 00:06:08,458 It's a sports metaphor. 108 00:06:09,864 --> 00:06:12,089 - A sports metaphor? - Yes, baseball. 109 00:06:15,091 --> 00:06:17,619 All right, I'll play along. What was my first strike? 110 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:18,868 March 18th. 111 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:22,059 You violated my rule about forwarding email humor. 112 00:06:23,036 --> 00:06:23,932 I did? 113 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:27,348 The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"? 114 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:31,323 Come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats." 115 00:06:31,443 --> 00:06:33,864 They're cute and they can't spell 116 00:06:34,547 --> 00:06:35,949 'cause they're cats. 117 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:38,943 I trusted you with my email address, 118 00:06:39,063 --> 00:06:41,897 and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality: 119 00:06:42,017 --> 00:06:42,906 strike one. 120 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,659 Touching my food: strike two. 121 00:06:48,319 --> 00:06:50,997 Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year. 122 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:55,513 You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class. 123 00:06:56,896 --> 00:06:59,506 Come on, I touched one onion ring. 124 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:00,966 And then you put it back, 125 00:07:01,147 --> 00:07:04,193 compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings. 126 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:08,558 Honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they? 127 00:07:12,178 --> 00:07:13,856 I wish I could be more lenient with you, 128 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,421 but since you've become a permanent member of our social group, 129 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:19,297 I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else. 130 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:21,954 Congratulations. You're officially one of us. 131 00:07:23,146 --> 00:07:24,844 One of us, one of us. 132 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,761 Well, what a thrill. 133 00:07:29,427 --> 00:07:30,787 You're sitting in my spot. 134 00:07:31,606 --> 00:07:34,106 - You've got to be kidding me. - Leonard, she's in my spot. 135 00:07:36,214 --> 00:07:37,445 See, here's the thing. 136 00:07:37,565 --> 00:07:40,574 After you leave, I still have to live with him. 137 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:44,410 I don't care. I'm taking a stand. 138 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:46,260 Metaphorically. 139 00:07:48,273 --> 00:07:50,265 All right, that's it. Strike three. 140 00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:52,191 Strike three. 141 00:07:54,053 --> 00:07:55,228 I'm banished? 142 00:07:55,388 --> 00:07:57,369 What the hell kind of crap is that? 143 00:07:58,587 --> 00:08:00,692 - Don't worry. I'll talk to him. - Yeah, you do that. 144 00:08:00,852 --> 00:08:03,917 Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class? 145 00:08:08,344 --> 00:08:09,811 You can do it online! 146 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:13,788 So based on our triangulation, 147 00:08:13,908 --> 00:08:15,832 we've narrowed down the location of the house 148 00:08:16,012 --> 00:08:18,543 to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills. 149 00:08:18,991 --> 00:08:21,070 Or possibly Durham, North Carolina. 150 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,343 When we find it, you want to go with us? 151 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:25,591 To do what? 152 00:08:25,752 --> 00:08:27,849 Party with the pretty girls, dude! 153 00:08:28,902 --> 00:08:31,213 Are you insane? You're not going to party with them. 154 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:33,653 You're not even going to get anywhere near that place. 155 00:08:33,773 --> 00:08:36,548 That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon. 156 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:39,596 No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong. 157 00:08:39,716 --> 00:08:42,572 The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure 158 00:08:42,692 --> 00:08:44,027 to put a man on the moon. 159 00:08:44,212 --> 00:08:46,652 Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out, 160 00:08:46,772 --> 00:08:49,708 we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models. 161 00:08:51,868 --> 00:08:54,996 And a large number of people will believe it never happened. 162 00:08:56,777 --> 00:08:57,954 Okay, let me guess. 163 00:08:58,074 --> 00:09:01,044 A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard. 164 00:09:01,272 --> 00:09:03,703 - Thank you. - Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds 165 00:09:03,823 --> 00:09:06,716 for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard. 166 00:09:07,632 --> 00:09:09,957 And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj, 167 00:09:10,077 --> 00:09:11,638 the meatlover's pizza, no meat. 168 00:09:14,082 --> 00:09:16,393 - Coming right up. - Wait. Excuse me. 169 00:09:16,842 --> 00:09:18,927 You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger, 170 00:09:19,047 --> 00:09:21,314 barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side. 171 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,944 I didn't tell you? You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory. 172 00:09:27,086 --> 00:09:28,086 Why? 173 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:29,823 Well, you have three strikes. 174 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,691 One: coming in. Two: sitting down. 175 00:09:32,811 --> 00:09:35,055 And three: I don't like your attitude. 176 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:36,777 You can't do that. 177 00:09:36,901 --> 00:09:39,153 Not only is it a violation of California state law, 178 00:09:39,273 --> 00:09:42,168 it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy. 179 00:09:42,328 --> 00:09:45,674 Yeah, no, there's a new policy: No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon. 180 00:09:47,863 --> 00:09:50,594 I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena. 181 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:54,681 Can I talk to you for a minute? 182 00:09:59,234 --> 00:10:01,771 Here's the thing. I talked to Sheldon 183 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:03,796 and he feels terrible 184 00:10:04,184 --> 00:10:07,861 and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line. 185 00:10:08,277 --> 00:10:09,487 Really? That's great. 186 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,532 So just apologize to him, okay? 187 00:10:13,599 --> 00:10:15,968 What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase. 188 00:10:16,088 --> 00:10:18,967 Come on. It's easy. He'll even tell you what to say. 189 00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:22,850 Don't you get it? If you guys keep going along with his insanity, 190 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,721 - you're just encouraging him. - We're not encouraging. 191 00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:28,104 It's more like... knuckling under. 192 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:30,948 I like hanging out with you, 193 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:33,358 but I'm not gonna apologize for something I didn't do. 194 00:10:33,478 --> 00:10:36,389 Well, actually, technically, you did do it. 195 00:10:38,163 --> 00:10:39,551 That's strike one, Leonard. 196 00:10:41,694 --> 00:10:43,399 There you go: quesadilla. 197 00:10:43,915 --> 00:10:44,915 Salad. 198 00:10:45,132 --> 00:10:46,501 There's your pizza. 199 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:49,736 And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager 200 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:52,014 one barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, 201 00:10:52,134 --> 00:10:54,074 bacon and cheese on the side. 202 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,450 Thank you. 203 00:10:56,982 --> 00:10:58,078 Go ahead. Eat it. 204 00:11:03,542 --> 00:11:04,554 I dare you. 205 00:11:14,453 --> 00:11:17,726 That's it. There's the house. I found America's top models! 206 00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:20,367 - Are you sure? - Look, on the roof. 207 00:11:20,487 --> 00:11:22,788 Anais and Giselle are sunbathing. 208 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,442 European-style. 209 00:11:27,058 --> 00:11:28,984 You can recognize people on Google Earth? 210 00:11:29,144 --> 00:11:33,123 Of course not. I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over. 211 00:11:34,649 --> 00:11:37,075 NORAD? You're using military aircraft? 212 00:11:37,235 --> 00:11:39,041 It was already targeted to poke around 213 00:11:39,161 --> 00:11:40,855 a nuclear reactor in Siberia. 214 00:11:40,975 --> 00:11:43,456 I took it an hour out of its way, tops. 215 00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:46,501 Where is he? 216 00:11:46,661 --> 00:11:49,045 Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why? 217 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,519 Here. Try and go online. 218 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,197 - Problem with the WiFi? - Just try. 219 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,012 Greetings, hamburger toucher. 220 00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:00,142 You are probably wondering 221 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,305 why you cannot IM with your little friends 222 00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:04,930 about how much you "heart" various things. 223 00:12:07,182 --> 00:12:10,209 This recorded message is alerting you that I am putting an end 224 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:13,069 to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi. 225 00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:15,415 If you want to remedy the situation, 226 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,499 you can contact the phone company, 227 00:12:17,619 --> 00:12:19,685 set up your own WiFi and pay for it, 228 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:22,244 or you may apologize to me. 229 00:12:26,855 --> 00:12:28,585 I reiterate: knuckle under. 230 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,104 No, no. It is on. 231 00:12:31,224 --> 00:12:33,465 I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt. 232 00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:36,172 You don't want to get into it with Sheldon. 233 00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:39,418 The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain. 234 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:45,287 I don't care. I was in junior rodeo. I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 s. 235 00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:49,149 No need to neuter the nerd. 236 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,024 I can get you back online. 237 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:53,495 There, see? Problem solved. 238 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:56,983 Voilā. 239 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,035 Hello, puny insects. 240 00:13:01,178 --> 00:13:04,094 As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will, 241 00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:07,136 everyone is awarded one additional strike. 242 00:13:09,778 --> 00:13:10,794 Thanks a lot. 243 00:13:11,383 --> 00:13:14,281 What are you complaining about? I have to take the class again. 244 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,562 Time to do your laundry, huh? 245 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,678 It's Saturday night. 246 00:13:31,798 --> 00:13:33,525 Saturday is laundry night. 247 00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:35,139 I know. 248 00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:37,967 Every Saturday at 8:15. 249 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,084 Easy to anticipate. 250 00:13:43,336 --> 00:13:44,764 What are you implying? 251 00:13:44,884 --> 00:13:47,258 I'm implying that you're a creature of habit. 252 00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:50,570 And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry 253 00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:52,002 on Saturday at 8:15, 254 00:13:52,438 --> 00:13:53,866 you might find it... 255 00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:55,711 unpleasant. 256 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,916 Knuckle under? My ass. 257 00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,512 Are all the machines taken? 258 00:14:18,116 --> 00:14:19,657 What are you gonna do? 259 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,279 No problem. 260 00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:23,687 I'll just... 261 00:14:24,044 --> 00:14:25,756 do my laundry another night. 262 00:14:27,071 --> 00:14:29,641 Another night? Well, I guess you can try, but... 263 00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:31,497 deep inside your heart, 264 00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:35,374 you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night. 265 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:43,458 Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. 266 00:14:44,608 --> 00:14:46,969 Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie. 267 00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:03,935 - Where are my clothes? - Your clothes? 268 00:15:04,055 --> 00:15:07,077 I left them in the washers and when I went down, they were gone. 269 00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:08,237 Really? 270 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:12,384 Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"? 271 00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:15,085 Where are my clothes? 272 00:15:15,437 --> 00:15:19,378 You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments. 273 00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:20,498 Where was that? 274 00:15:22,204 --> 00:15:23,672 Earlier this evening, 275 00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:25,933 I happened to gaze out the window 276 00:15:26,053 --> 00:15:27,976 and a brassiere caught my eye. 277 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,184 Do those look familiar? 278 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,612 How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire? 279 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,274 When you understand the laws of physics, 280 00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:38,880 anything is possible. 281 00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:43,579 And may I add: mwuh-ha-ha. 282 00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:47,363 - Get them down. - Apologize. 283 00:15:47,483 --> 00:15:48,971 - Never. - Then may I suggest 284 00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:51,288 you get a very long stick and play panty piņata. 285 00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:56,253 Wait, Sheldon, this has gotten out of hand, okay? 286 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,930 I've done some stupid things. You've done some stupid things. 287 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:01,298 How about we call it even and move on with our lives? 288 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:02,966 I've done no stupid things. 289 00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:05,703 - You gotta meet me halfway here. - I am meeting you halfway, 290 00:16:05,823 --> 00:16:08,513 I'm willing to concede that you've done stupid things. 291 00:16:11,794 --> 00:16:14,102 You guys are talking again. Good. 292 00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:17,974 What happened? 293 00:16:18,787 --> 00:16:20,652 Remember when I said it was on? 294 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,556 Well, now it's junior rodeo on. 295 00:16:25,131 --> 00:16:26,579 Not junior rodeo. 296 00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:29,951 What did you do? 297 00:16:30,111 --> 00:16:33,086 I had no choice, Leonard. She ruined laundry night. 298 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,804 Mwuh-ha-ha. 299 00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:53,079 Telephone wires can't electrocute you, can they? 300 00:16:54,745 --> 00:16:56,144 Look, this has to stop. 301 00:16:56,898 --> 00:16:59,189 - No, no. It is just beginning. - All right. 302 00:16:59,932 --> 00:17:02,306 I really didn't want to do this, but... 303 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,695 here. 304 00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:07,530 What's this? 305 00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:10,309 Sheldon's Kryptonite. 306 00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:14,850 Oh, my God. 307 00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:18,917 He can never know that I gave that to you. 308 00:17:19,468 --> 00:17:21,610 Look, I said I wanted to hurt him, but... 309 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,263 but this? 310 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,261 It'll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives. 311 00:17:34,061 --> 00:17:35,600 Pause it. That's it. Confirmed. 312 00:17:36,147 --> 00:17:38,805 We now have the address of the Top Model house. 313 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,441 God bless you, Google Street View registered trademark. 314 00:17:45,809 --> 00:17:48,363 For the record, what you're doing is really creepy. 315 00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:50,162 You know what? If it's "creepy" 316 00:17:50,282 --> 00:17:53,807 to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft 317 00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:55,947 to find a house full of gorgeous young models 318 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,031 so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, 319 00:17:58,151 --> 00:17:59,836 then fine, I'm "creepy." 320 00:18:07,101 --> 00:18:10,111 Hold on a second, I'll get him. Sheldon, it's for you. 321 00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:11,886 - Who is it? - Your mother. 322 00:18:12,253 --> 00:18:13,324 Oh, good. 323 00:18:14,692 --> 00:18:16,339 Hi, Mom. How are you? 324 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:19,611 But, Mom... 325 00:18:21,741 --> 00:18:23,522 she keeps sitting in my spot. 326 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,557 And she touched my food. 327 00:18:28,892 --> 00:18:31,927 Okay, yes, I took her clothes, but she started it... 328 00:18:32,734 --> 00:18:34,293 No, that's not fair. 329 00:18:36,773 --> 00:18:38,954 Why should I have to apologize? 330 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:42,751 I don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with. 331 00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:45,514 No, you're right. 332 00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,855 I don't really know what Jesus thinks about. 333 00:18:48,351 --> 00:18:50,255 All right, good-bye. 334 00:18:54,314 --> 00:18:55,430 Did you tell on me? 335 00:18:55,777 --> 00:18:58,433 Are you kidding me? I already have two strikes. 336 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:14,626 I am very, very sorry for what I have done. 337 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:17,661 Here's your laundry. I rescind your strikes 338 00:19:18,004 --> 00:19:19,869 and you are no longer banished. 339 00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:23,041 Can I sit wherever I want? 340 00:19:26,204 --> 00:19:28,322 Never mind, never mind. That's not important. 341 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,206 Sheldon, this was big of you. 342 00:19:31,326 --> 00:19:33,677 - Thank you. I really appreciate it. - Thank you. 343 00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:39,965 Well played. 344 00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:45,484 - Thank you. - Just remember: 345 00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:48,538 with great power comes great responsibility. 346 00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:52,822 Understood. 347 00:20:08,812 --> 00:20:09,963 Can I help you? 348 00:20:10,736 --> 00:20:12,501 We're here to fix the cable. 349 00:20:13,632 --> 00:20:15,496 I think we have satellite. 350 00:20:17,244 --> 00:20:18,593 That's what I meant. 351 00:20:20,557 --> 00:20:21,433 Come on in. 352 00:20:27,779 --> 00:20:31,329 She's taller than all the women in my family combined. 353 00:20:33,729 --> 00:20:35,055 What do we do now? 354 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,662 Follow Mrs. Wolowitz.