1 00:00:00,870 --> 00:00:03,802 All right, that's the last servo. 2 00:00:04,302 --> 00:00:07,171 Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization 3 00:00:07,296 --> 00:00:09,146 and Termination Eradicator. 4 00:00:09,662 --> 00:00:10,545 Or... 5 00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:11,670 MONTE. 6 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:16,056 Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw, 7 00:00:16,226 --> 00:00:18,315 one polycarbonate grinding and flipping wheel, 8 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,439 steel-armor plate exoskeleton top and bottom, 9 00:00:20,564 --> 00:00:23,479 and enough horsepower to drive a 110 pounds of mechanized death 10 00:00:23,604 --> 00:00:26,311 from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds. 11 00:00:27,758 --> 00:00:30,640 Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot? 12 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:34,458 As with my father, I both love and fear it. 13 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,161 All right, enough chitchat. Let's destroy something. 14 00:00:38,892 --> 00:00:40,548 One, two, three. 15 00:00:41,363 --> 00:00:43,796 What shall be first to taste the wrath of MONTE? 16 00:00:43,921 --> 00:00:45,664 Maybe we should start small. 17 00:00:46,799 --> 00:00:48,250 Perhaps today is the day 18 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:51,324 we finally find out what's inside the Magic Eight Ball. 19 00:00:52,609 --> 00:00:53,872 Did it when I was four. 20 00:00:53,997 --> 00:00:57,138 It's an icosahedral die floating in tinted blue water. 21 00:00:57,854 --> 00:01:01,304 Man, call "spoiler alert" before you say things like that. 22 00:01:02,153 --> 00:01:03,770 How about the toaster oven? 23 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,913 What did the toaster oven ever do to you? 24 00:01:06,038 --> 00:01:08,476 What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade? 25 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:11,277 He still punched me in the face with my own fists. 26 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:13,475 Sorry, little nerd, 27 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,672 you were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time. 28 00:01:17,385 --> 00:01:18,835 Gentlemen, goggles. 29 00:01:19,695 --> 00:01:21,545 This is an auspicious moment. 30 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:24,571 Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, 31 00:01:24,696 --> 00:01:28,341 we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event. 32 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:32,256 How about "Die, toaster, die"? 33 00:01:34,189 --> 00:01:35,339 That'll do it. 34 00:01:58,229 --> 00:01:59,878 All right, what's next? 35 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:04,336 No, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight and do laundry. 36 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,781 Subtitles: sub-way.fr 37 00:02:31,077 --> 00:02:32,886 This door got the full MONTE. 38 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,626 What the hell? 39 00:02:37,872 --> 00:02:39,417 Killer robot. We built it. 40 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:41,680 Yeah, well, it almost killed me. 41 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,542 If it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. 42 00:02:48,741 --> 00:02:50,710 So, who exactly does it want to kill? 43 00:02:51,443 --> 00:02:54,160 I'm sorry, are you unaware of the upcoming 44 00:02:54,285 --> 00:02:56,195 Southern California Robot Fighting League 45 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,070 Round Robin Invitational? 46 00:02:59,735 --> 00:03:03,181 You know, since I moved last year, not all my mail has been forwarded. 47 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,000 It's a big deal. 48 00:03:07,503 --> 00:03:10,453 There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. 49 00:03:11,074 --> 00:03:13,436 Perhaps you'd like to come with me. 50 00:03:15,206 --> 00:03:18,504 I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there. 51 00:03:19,892 --> 00:03:22,056 How is it supposed to be a dance if I'm the only girl? 52 00:03:22,181 --> 00:03:24,904 Well, that may be a slight exaggeration. 53 00:03:25,029 --> 00:03:27,245 You'd be the only doable girl. 54 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,555 You are a pig, Howard. 55 00:03:32,606 --> 00:03:35,498 How is "doable" anything but a compliment? 56 00:03:35,623 --> 00:03:38,303 - Why don't we just work on the robot? - Please, not now. 57 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:41,578 Once again, Penny and I have begun our little tango. 58 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,300 Our tango? 59 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,433 The carnal repartee, the erotic to and fro. 60 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:50,925 But as delicious as the appetizer might be, 61 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,572 at some point we will have to succumb 62 00:03:53,697 --> 00:03:56,242 and eat the entrée while it's still... 63 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:03,976 ... hot. 64 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:09,520 I'm begging you, stop talking. 65 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:13,163 Look, normally I can just ignore you. 66 00:04:13,288 --> 00:04:15,967 I get it... you're a little peculiar. Like Sheldon. 67 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,705 Excuse me, Penny, but in this room, you're the one who's peculiar. 68 00:04:21,945 --> 00:04:23,457 You might be right. 69 00:04:24,339 --> 00:04:26,560 But back to you. I know you think you're some sort 70 00:04:26,685 --> 00:04:28,920 of smooth-talking ladies' man, but the truth is, 71 00:04:29,045 --> 00:04:31,019 you are just pathetic and creepy. 72 00:04:34,087 --> 00:04:35,737 So what are you saying? 73 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,210 I am saying it is not a compliment to call me "doable." 74 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,723 It's not sexy to stare at my ass and say, 75 00:04:42,848 --> 00:04:46,057 "It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that." 76 00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:48,890 And most important, we are not dancing a tango, 77 00:04:49,015 --> 00:04:50,538 we're not to'ing and fro'ing. 78 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,124 Nothing is ever going to happen between us. Ever. 79 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:55,861 Wait a minute. 80 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:58,455 This isn't flirting. You're serious. 81 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,196 Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you? 82 00:05:01,321 --> 00:05:04,364 I am not flirting with you. No woman is ever gonna flirt with you. 83 00:05:04,489 --> 00:05:06,863 You're just gonna grow old and die alone. 84 00:05:11,131 --> 00:05:12,800 Thanks for the heads up. 85 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:16,007 Where you going? 86 00:05:16,132 --> 00:05:19,309 I'm going home to live my creepy, pathetic life. 87 00:05:24,687 --> 00:05:26,157 Someone had to say it. 88 00:05:31,091 --> 00:05:31,871 What? 89 00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:36,357 He said maybe we should enter you in the killer robot competition. 90 00:05:51,748 --> 00:05:54,313 Howard, the phone is ringing! 91 00:05:56,028 --> 00:05:58,822 Here's a crazy idea, Ma: Answer it! 92 00:06:02,857 --> 00:06:04,341 All right, hold on. 93 00:06:04,466 --> 00:06:06,218 It's your friend, Leonard! 94 00:06:06,343 --> 00:06:09,517 He wants to know why you're not at school today! 95 00:06:11,381 --> 00:06:13,126 I don't go to school, Ma. 96 00:06:13,251 --> 00:06:15,034 I work at a university. 97 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:18,807 That's a school! Now pick up the phone! 98 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,169 I don't want to talk to anybody. 99 00:06:21,294 --> 00:06:24,423 Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework?! 100 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:27,376 I don't have homework. 101 00:06:27,501 --> 00:06:30,810 I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering! 102 00:06:31,284 --> 00:06:33,665 Excuse me, Mr. Fancy-Pants. 103 00:06:34,836 --> 00:06:36,778 Want me to get you a Popsicle? 104 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:38,366 Cherry, please! 105 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:43,505 I ate the cherry. All that's left is green. 106 00:06:44,468 --> 00:06:46,825 You make me want to kill myself. 107 00:06:48,149 --> 00:06:49,729 - What's going on? - I don't know, 108 00:06:49,854 --> 00:06:51,993 now they're just yelling about Popsicles. 109 00:06:54,365 --> 00:06:57,154 - Sounds like Penny really got to him. - I'm not surprised. 110 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:00,126 Despite his hard and crusty shell, Howard is a very sensitive man. 111 00:07:00,251 --> 00:07:02,169 Do you know he writes poetry? 112 00:07:03,409 --> 00:07:06,659 Mostly about men from Nantucket and hermits named Dave, 113 00:07:07,283 --> 00:07:09,763 but he does it with real sensitivity. 114 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:11,448 Hey, Hofstadter. 115 00:07:11,573 --> 00:07:14,390 Word around the pwasma wab is you built a wobot? 116 00:07:15,344 --> 00:07:18,005 - Yes, we did, Kripke. - His name is MONTE. 117 00:07:18,378 --> 00:07:20,466 Well, if you have any dewusions about entering him 118 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:22,458 against my wobot, the Kwipke Kwippler 119 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:24,678 in the Southern California Robot Fighting League 120 00:07:24,803 --> 00:07:27,796 Wound Wobin Invitational, aka the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I., 121 00:07:28,331 --> 00:07:30,481 his name is gonna be Scwap Metal. 122 00:07:31,548 --> 00:07:33,493 Come on, is that really necessary? 123 00:07:33,751 --> 00:07:35,303 Leonard, I believe it is. 124 00:07:35,428 --> 00:07:36,774 This is trash talk, 125 00:07:37,236 --> 00:07:40,666 and trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events. 126 00:07:42,058 --> 00:07:43,268 Kripke, 127 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,338 your robot is inferior 128 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,090 and it will be defeated by ours 129 00:07:47,262 --> 00:07:50,612 because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution. 130 00:07:52,449 --> 00:07:55,681 Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight. 131 00:07:58,759 --> 00:07:59,877 Oh, snap. 132 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,442 Of course, if that is the result of a glandular condition 133 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:06,213 and not sloth and gluttony, I withdraw that comment. 134 00:08:06,910 --> 00:08:08,861 What difference does it make? Fat is fat. 135 00:08:09,085 --> 00:08:10,799 There are boundaries. 136 00:08:11,119 --> 00:08:14,089 Tell you what, forget the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I. 137 00:08:15,211 --> 00:08:17,867 Wet's settle this woboto a woboto. 138 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,206 What do you mean? 139 00:08:20,490 --> 00:08:22,665 There's no guarantee we're gonna go against each other 140 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:25,001 in the Wound Wobin, so let's throw down. 141 00:08:25,126 --> 00:08:26,003 You know, 142 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,706 unless you're afwaid. 143 00:08:28,948 --> 00:08:31,634 We accept your challenge. Name a time and place. 144 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:34,293 - Tomorrow, 3:00, the kinetics wab. - Make it so. 145 00:08:34,418 --> 00:08:35,922 No, don't make it so. 146 00:08:36,047 --> 00:08:39,308 Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated. 147 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:40,768 What's wrong with him? 148 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,529 He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls. 149 00:08:45,712 --> 00:08:48,909 We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls. 150 00:08:50,473 --> 00:08:52,323 That's why we fight wobots. 151 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,852 If you're not there, you'll be exposed to widicule. 152 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:03,328 I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from? 153 00:09:09,606 --> 00:09:11,782 - You got a minute? - Yeah, come on in. 154 00:09:11,976 --> 00:09:13,070 What's up? 155 00:09:13,195 --> 00:09:15,830 - I need you to apologize to How... - Get out. 156 00:09:16,858 --> 00:09:20,600 Come on. He won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle. 157 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:23,049 Well, then have the robot go and get him. 158 00:09:23,174 --> 00:09:24,812 The robot didn't hurt his feelings. 159 00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:26,760 His feelings needed to be hurt. 160 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,817 He's been in bed for two days. 161 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,948 Probably with a blow-up doll. 162 00:09:32,483 --> 00:09:33,977 He's not with a... 163 00:09:34,102 --> 00:09:37,054 Does it really matter who or what he's with? 164 00:09:37,179 --> 00:09:38,769 The guy is devastated. 165 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,454 Please, how could I possibly devastate Howard? 166 00:09:42,278 --> 00:09:45,577 Okay, don't take this as a criticism, but you kind of have 167 00:09:45,702 --> 00:09:48,669 that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on. 168 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,289 What does that mean? 169 00:09:50,414 --> 00:09:53,660 You know, like, most of the time, you're the easygoing Bruce Banner, 170 00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:57,335 but then, when you get angry, you kind of turn into, like, you know? 171 00:10:00,437 --> 00:10:01,986 I turn into a bear? 172 00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:07,049 Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner? You didn't get The Incredible Hulk? 173 00:10:08,155 --> 00:10:10,791 Never mind. Just, please go talk to him. 174 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:11,859 And say what? 175 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:13,945 That I didn't mean it, because I meant it. 176 00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:16,787 Maybe you can go at it from a different angle, 177 00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:19,814 like, you see a glimmer of goodness in him 178 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:23,003 and you only said what you said because you want to 179 00:10:23,128 --> 00:10:25,164 nurture it and make it shine. 180 00:10:30,154 --> 00:10:32,054 Okay, let's try it this way. 181 00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:34,153 Remember the day we met and you asked me 182 00:10:34,278 --> 00:10:37,279 to go to your boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back 183 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:41,254 and he was nine feet tall and he took my pants off and you said... 184 00:10:42,153 --> 00:10:43,779 What was that? What did you say? 185 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,590 Oh, yes. You said you owed me one. 186 00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:49,773 Okay, come on, that's not fair. 187 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,764 I came home with no pants. 188 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,613 Fine, I'll go over there tomorrow. 189 00:10:57,402 --> 00:10:58,402 Thank you. 190 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:03,370 I should probably give you a heads up about his mother. 191 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:04,925 What about her? 192 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:07,858 She's a delightful woman. You'll love her. 193 00:11:11,308 --> 00:11:15,172 Howard, there's a blonde girl, Patsy, here to see you! 194 00:11:16,515 --> 00:11:17,391 Who? 195 00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:19,469 Okay, now she's saying it's Penny. 196 00:11:21,587 --> 00:11:22,931 I don't wanna talk to her. 197 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,286 Ma! 198 00:11:25,411 --> 00:11:27,117 She ran past me. 199 00:11:27,242 --> 00:11:29,290 Was I supposed to tackle her? 200 00:11:31,617 --> 00:11:34,609 So, I just came by to see how you were doing. 201 00:11:35,079 --> 00:11:36,079 I'm fine. 202 00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:38,265 Good. 203 00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:40,657 Your mom seems nice. 204 00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:44,156 People move away from her on the bus. 205 00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:48,075 What do you want? 206 00:11:51,615 --> 00:11:54,118 I just want to apologize. 207 00:11:57,703 --> 00:11:59,853 For some things that I have said. 208 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,764 About you. 209 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,685 I've been informed that you have feelings. 210 00:12:11,913 --> 00:12:13,899 And apparently, I have hurt them. 211 00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:17,235 So, I'm sorry. 212 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,263 Fine. You're sorry. Good-bye. 213 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,497 So... you're okay? 214 00:12:28,952 --> 00:12:30,514 Hey, I'm a big boy. 215 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:33,429 I'm not traumatized by some random comment 216 00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:35,139 from some random woman. 217 00:12:35,264 --> 00:12:37,903 I mean, get over yourself. 218 00:12:43,257 --> 00:12:44,258 Bye. 219 00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:52,579 So close. 220 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,551 Oh, my God. That's Kripke's robot? 221 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,581 As you can see, the Kwippler is weducing the Chevy Cavawier to wubble. 222 00:13:09,575 --> 00:13:11,039 I can't watch anymore. 223 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,632 Sheldon, we have to call it off. 224 00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:14,042 We don't have that option. 225 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,295 We've accepted the challenge. We can't run away from a fight. 226 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,812 Please, we've spent our whole lives running away from fights. 227 00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:24,177 Personally, I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size. 228 00:13:25,412 --> 00:13:28,651 Impressive as that may be, MONTE is not us. 229 00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,709 MONTE has no fear. 230 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,853 Didn't we watch the same video? 231 00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:37,036 Kripke's robot just had angry sex with a mid-sized automobile. 232 00:13:38,444 --> 00:13:40,672 You are overlooking the fact we know what we're up against 233 00:13:40,797 --> 00:13:43,136 and we can modify MONTE so that he's prepared. 234 00:13:43,261 --> 00:13:44,512 You wanna prepare him? 235 00:13:44,637 --> 00:13:47,742 Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself. 236 00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:51,621 Excuse me, but how are we gonna make any modifications without Wolowitz? 237 00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,037 - Have you heard from Penny? - Not yet. 238 00:13:54,162 --> 00:13:56,697 Have faith, gentlemen. We don't need Wolowitz. 239 00:13:56,822 --> 00:14:00,272 Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics. 240 00:14:01,285 --> 00:14:02,787 Watch and learn. 241 00:14:07,303 --> 00:14:09,598 Do either of you know how to open the toolbox? 242 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,438 And then, when I was 14, 243 00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:17,790 I met Marcy Grossman. 244 00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:20,248 She was so beautiful. 245 00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:23,482 She just got her braces off 246 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,845 but they left a little of the overbite. 247 00:14:27,661 --> 00:14:28,900 It was so hot. 248 00:14:31,094 --> 00:14:33,036 Like a sexy little chipmunk. 249 00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:40,091 I didn't have the courage 250 00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:42,047 to ask her out, 251 00:14:42,477 --> 00:14:44,067 but I dedicated a song to her 252 00:14:44,192 --> 00:14:46,426 at the ninth grade talent show. 253 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:48,379 That sounds sweet. 254 00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:51,404 Marcy Grossman is sunshine 255 00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:54,687 On a cloudy day 256 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,702 When it's cold outside 257 00:14:59,511 --> 00:15:02,067 Marcy Grossman is the month of May 258 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,419 It's cute. 259 00:15:03,544 --> 00:15:05,153 I guess 260 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,722 You'd say 261 00:15:08,259 --> 00:15:12,256 What can make me feel this way 262 00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:16,028 Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman 263 00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:18,585 Talkin' 'bout Marcy 264 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,634 That's great. 265 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:21,461 ... Grossman. 266 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:23,109 It's fun. 267 00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:27,742 And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth 268 00:15:28,488 --> 00:15:29,990 and spit in my hair. 269 00:15:34,696 --> 00:15:36,746 Which brings us to tenth grade. 270 00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:40,937 Do you think maybe sometimes 271 00:15:41,062 --> 00:15:42,816 you try too hard? 272 00:15:45,131 --> 00:15:46,131 Look at me. 273 00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:50,463 What chance do I have if I don't try too hard? 274 00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:54,345 You'd have a terrific chance. 275 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,256 I mean, you're smart, you're funny. You have a cool job. 276 00:15:57,381 --> 00:16:00,081 You build stuff that goes into outer space. 277 00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:01,007 I guess. 278 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,380 I'm telling you, I've known you for a year and a half 279 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,714 and this is the first time I feel like I'm talking 280 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,233 to a real person. 281 00:16:07,804 --> 00:16:09,718 And you know what? I like him. 282 00:16:10,382 --> 00:16:11,682 He's a nice guy. 283 00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:14,514 You really think so? 284 00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:17,968 I don't know. 285 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,046 I do. 286 00:16:37,236 --> 00:16:38,784 Nice little bot you've got here. 287 00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:39,944 I'm aware. 288 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:42,891 What's this do, spin? 289 00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:45,406 Yep. At 3400 RPM. 290 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,342 It can cut through steel like it was wubber. 291 00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:51,381 Neat. 292 00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:54,054 Good work. 293 00:16:54,775 --> 00:16:56,473 Sheldon, we've gotta call this off. 294 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,066 No, Leonard. 295 00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,559 For years, merciless thugs like Kripke 296 00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:02,754 have made my life a series of painful noogies 297 00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:04,577 and humiliating wedgies 298 00:17:04,702 --> 00:17:07,275 and the insensitively named Indian burns. 299 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,903 That stops now. 300 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,379 But we don't have a chance. 301 00:17:11,504 --> 00:17:13,445 The only improvement you were able to make 302 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,867 was to put fresh batteries in the remote. 303 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:19,579 What you fail to realize is Kripke suffers from a fatal flaw: 304 00:17:19,817 --> 00:17:22,344 overconfidence from his robot's massive size 305 00:17:22,469 --> 00:17:24,125 and its overwhelming power. 306 00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,952 That's not overconfidence. That's observation. 307 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:31,005 Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey to my psychological warfare. 308 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,352 Observe. 309 00:17:36,442 --> 00:17:39,130 I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet its maker, 310 00:17:39,255 --> 00:17:42,185 but as you are its maker, clearly the two of you have met. 311 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,694 What is his pwoblem? 312 00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,363 Way to bust out the Jedi mind tricks, dude. 313 00:17:55,152 --> 00:17:56,898 I just wanna make sure we're all clear. 314 00:17:57,023 --> 00:17:59,862 Standard robotic fighting league rules apply. 315 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,238 Are you cwazy? 316 00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:04,317 This is a stweet fight. The stweet has no rules. 317 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,460 He's right, Leonard. The paradigm is to the death. 318 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,670 I will, however, 319 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,502 give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now 320 00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:14,427 and offer me your robot as the spoils of war. 321 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,438 Never. 322 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,847 I'd rather see MONTE dead than in your hands. 323 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,017 That could be easily arranged. 324 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,851 Ready, set, go? 325 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,311 - Do it. - All right then. 326 00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:27,942 Weady. Set. Go. 327 00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:35,107 - Come on, Sheldon, you got this. - Indeed. 328 00:18:35,232 --> 00:18:37,490 We are prepared for anything he can throw at us. 329 00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,312 That's new. 330 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,169 Run, MONTE, run! 331 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,502 Run, MONTE! 332 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,423 Go, go, go, go! 333 00:18:56,446 --> 00:18:59,227 Don't hurt us, don't hurt us, don't hurt us! 334 00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,890 Well, so much for making up 335 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,564 for the emotional wounds of childhood. 336 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:12,300 I did this. 337 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,904 MONTE was killed by my hubris and my pride. 338 00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:18,398 No matter what anybody says, this is my fault. 339 00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,623 No one's arguing with you, dude. 340 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,612 I got your text. How bad is... 341 00:19:26,089 --> 00:19:28,333 Forget the robot. What happened to you? 342 00:19:29,524 --> 00:19:31,565 - He slipped and fell. - Yes, 343 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,296 I slipped and fell. 344 00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:34,823 In the bathroom. 345 00:19:35,152 --> 00:19:36,952 Bounced right off the tub. 346 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,491 Now he knows what bathtubs are capable of doing 347 00:19:40,616 --> 00:19:42,472 when you don't treat them with respect. 348 00:19:44,915 --> 00:19:47,644 They sucker punch you when your eyes are closed. 349 00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:51,433 So what do you think, Howard? 350 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,399 It's not that bad, right? 351 00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:56,945 A little electrical tape, some solder... 352 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,459 Are you insane? 353 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,603 I've seen space probes that crashed into the desert 354 00:20:01,728 --> 00:20:03,409 that were in better shape than this. 355 00:20:04,961 --> 00:20:06,111 You're right. 356 00:20:06,445 --> 00:20:07,609 MONTE's gone. 357 00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:11,209 We'll bury him in the morning. A simple ceremony. I'll speak. 358 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,060 Leonard, you'll play your cello. 359 00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,085 Honey, aren't you getting a little carried away? 360 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:19,133 I mean, it's just a toy robot. 361 00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:23,429 "Just a toy robot"? 362 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,063 I know, I got it. 363 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,543 Sheldon, I'm sorry. 364 00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,154 Don't get the wrong idea. 365 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,968 The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.