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That was close.
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God, I love the smell of
paintballs in the morning.
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Yeah, still funny, Raj.
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There's no way we can get to the ridge.
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The Chemistry Department
has us completely cut off.
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But what about the creek bed?
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The Pharmacology Department controls that, and
they're all hopped up on experimental steroids.
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That's it then. We're doomed.
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I think the time has come to acknowledge
that we are paying the price for some of us
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failing to attend my Physics
Department paintball strategy meeting.
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I told you my mom has spider veins.
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I had to take her to the laser clinic.
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And I told you I wante
to see a doctor's note.
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We need a plan.
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How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?
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I forget. Which one
is Hammer of the Gods?
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We hide behind the Dumpsters in the parking
lot and ambush people when they come to pee.
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No go. The Dumpsters are deep in
Astronomy Department territory.
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That shouldn't be a problem.
Venus is up during the day.
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They're probably just
all staring at the sky.
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All right, what we need
now is a tactical retreat.
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Did you see the episode of Stargate
where they found themselves on a planet
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with a culture based loosely
on Earth's Athens and Sparta?
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Not important.
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Leonard, Raj and I are going to
burst out the door and run away.
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Howard will cover us.
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Why don't I run away and you cover me?
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Because you chose your
mother's veins over victory.
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On three. One, two, three, go!
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I had to take her! It's
almost bathing suit weather!
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I surrender! Don't
shoot! They went that way!
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Howard, I'm on your team.
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Oh, Leslie, thank God.
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Where's the rest of your squad?
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Ah, they left me here to die.
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What about yours?
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Dead, all of them.
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Sorry.
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Don't be. It was friendly fire.
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They just wouldn't listen.
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Well, we're surrounded, so I
guess there's nothing for us to do
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but wait to be captured or killed.
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Hmm, that's the worst part, the waiting.
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All the while knowing that there's a
paint pellet out there with your namen it.
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Yeah, the big wet ball of death.
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Kind of makes you feel
more alive, doesn't it?
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It kind of does.
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I say we make every moment count.
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I agree.
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How exactly do we do that?
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Howard, why aren't you covering us?
We're getting slaughtered out here!
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War is hell.
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The Big Bang
Theory Season02 Episode16
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Did you guys see the new budget
memo that went out this morning?
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Yeah, more cutbacks.
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Unacceptable.It baffles me why
they don't simply let some of you go
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so that there's money
available for my research.
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You know what baffles me, Sheldon?
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Based on your academic record,
any number of things, I imagine.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Leslie.
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Howard, I got the approval for
the rapid prototyper you wanted.
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That's great, Leslie. Thanks.
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You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
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What was all that about?
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Oh, uh, no big deal. They gave Leslie
control of some unrestricted grant money.
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Yeah, okay, but what's with the back
- scratching and the meow!
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I believe the back-scratching metaphor
generally describes a quid p quo situation
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where one party provides goods or services to the
second party in compensation for a similar action.
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Thank you.
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The meow, that sounded to
me like an African civet cat.
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Are you done?
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No.
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Despite what the name suggests,
the civet cat is not a true cat.
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Now I'm done.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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I'm thinking Howard wasn't
making a back-scratching metaphor.
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I'm thinking there was some
actual scratching involved.
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What about it, Howard?
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Okay, I didn't want to say anything 'cause
I know you and Leslie have a little history.
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I don't care about that.
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Great, 'cause I've been
dying to say something.
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You and Leslie?
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In the paintball shed! Twice!
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Is that why you didn't cover our escape
and let us get cut down like animals?
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Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
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My good man, dereliction of duty in the
face of the enemy is a court-martial offense.
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Court-martial, schmort-martial, Leslie Winkle
is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with.
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I mean, for free.
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And plus, you got a rapid prototyper.
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That's an expensive
piece of equipment, dude.
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And the rest of us have had
our budgets cut to the bone.
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Okay, one way to look at this is
that I'm getting new equipment,
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and you're not, and that's unfair.
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But a better way to look at this is that I'm
getting sex and you're not, and that's delightful.
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The whole thing froze. I
don't know what happened.
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Calm down. We'll figure it out.
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How can I calm down? I'm gonna
lose my whole shopping cart.
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That's three hours of picking
out shoes just shot to hell.
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- Hello, Penny.
- Hello, Sheldon.
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You're in my spot.
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Are you planning on sitting here?
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No, I'm going to the comic book store.
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Then what difference does it make?
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- What difference does it make?
- Here we go.
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That is my spot.
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In an ever-changing world, it
is a single point of consistency.
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If my life were expressed as a function on a
four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system,
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that spot at the moment I first sat
on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.
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What?
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Don't sit in his spot.
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Fine. Happy?
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I'm not unhappy.
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Boy, I love him, but he
is one serious waadoodle.
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Okay, that should do it.
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Oh, thank you. You are a lifesaver.
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That's a lot of shoes you ordered.
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Yeah, you know the sad
thing is, it's really not.
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Ooh, is thisne of those paintball guns?
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Yeah. You ought to come
out with us sometime.
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Oh, no, thanks. I'm from Nebraska.
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When we shoot things, it's because we want to
eat them or make them leave our boyfriends alone.
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Boy, your heart's racing. I
must've really gotten you going.
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Well, it's partly you, partly
my transient idiopaic arrhythmia.
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Sexy.
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Can I assume that you likewise
found the experience...
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Satisfactory?
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That wasn't quite the word I was looking
for, but sure, I'll do this pass-fail.
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Hey, are you enjoying
that prototyper I got you?
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Oh, it's great.
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Everybody in the Engineering
Department is eating their hearts out.
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Isn't it nice when your good
fortune makes others miserable?
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You know, most people don't get that.
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Howard, I'm home!
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Oh, great.
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Book club was cancelled!
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That thing on Phyllis's
neck opened up again!
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I'm busy, Ma!
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Too busy to help your
mother with her zipper?
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Don't come in, Ma!
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Why not?
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He's got company!
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Oh, there's the arrhythmia.
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Is she Jewish?
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- Are you Jewish?
- No.
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Yes!
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Okay, then you kids have fun!
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Use protection!
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You think he'll notice?
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There's a chance.
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Oh, what are we gonna do?
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We?
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No, no, you had your chance to be
"we" for, like, a year and a half now.
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Right now, you are "you,"
and you are screwed.
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Why do we have to tell him I did it?
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Well, we're not gonna tell him I did it.
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Okay, okay, how about this?
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We tell him somebody broke in.
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Just to shoot the couch
with a paintball gun?
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I'm sorry, Iuy it. All
those people are on drugs.
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We could him they wanted the couch
to stay away from their boyfriend.
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Okay, fine. What if
we just flip it over?
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There. Looks fine, right?
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Mm, butt print. There's
no discernible butt print.
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Oh, come on.
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There, butt print.
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It's too small and too... perfect.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Act normal.
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Sheldon!
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How was the comic book store?
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Fine. e new issue of Flash is out.
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Great, great. Did you walk the
whole way? It's a little chilly.
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Koothrappali picked me up.
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Isn't that terrific?
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He is such a good friend.
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You know what the best
thing about friends is?
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They don't talk incessantly
for no particular reason.
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No, no, friends forgive
the little things.
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You know, I gotta go
home and wash my hair.
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Don't you dare, missy.
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Hello, fastest man alive.
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Want to see me read
your entire comic book?
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Want to see it again?
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Something's wrong.
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What do you mean?
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I'm not sure.
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It doesn't feel right.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Oh, that. Penny did that.
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Excuse me.
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Why don't you just
eat in your desk chair?
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Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?
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Here we go.
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That is my desk chair.
That is where I work.
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I don't eat in my desk chair
and I don't work in my spot.
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I work in my desk chair
and eat in my spot.
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Wackadoodle.
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You know, there's kind of an
obvious solution here. Get up.
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There. Problem solved.
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Nobody cares where you're
going to sit. You're not crazy.
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Excuse me, but the
problem is not solved.
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If your head had been accidentally amputated,
and we transplanted a dog's head in its place,
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would that be "problem solved"?
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If it were your head, it would be.
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Sheldon, I am really, really
sorry, but it's only for a week.
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Can't you be a little bit flexible?
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Yeah, sorry. I didn't
really think that through.
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You claimed it's going to be a week,
but I have no faith in your dry cleaner.
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Why not?
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Did you notice the sign on his counter?
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He's not a full-time dry cleaner.
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He also makes keys.
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Oh, for God's sake, Sheldon.
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Focus is important.
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Was Michael DeBakey a wedding
planner in between heart transplants?
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Did Alexander Fleming
moonlight as a hairdresser?
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"Thanks for discovering penicillin.
Now how about we try a bouffant?"
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Ooh, looks like I'm
gonna have sex tonight.
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00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:08,050
Hey, baby...
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00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,910
His right hand is calling him?
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00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,470
No, it's Leslie Winkle.
It's a long story.
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I'll pick you up in ten minutes.
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Gentlemen, adieu.
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I thought we were going
to play Halo tonight.
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What am I supposed to do, Leonard?
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There's a woman out there
anxious to have sex with me.
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You understand, right?
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No. Not at all.
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Nevertheless, I must depart.
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By the way, did I tell you?
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Leslie pulled some strings and got me on the research
trip to Geneva to check out the CERN Supercollider.
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That's not fair. You're
not even a physicist.
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Okay, there are two ways
of looking at this...
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- Get out.
- Bye.
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You're improving.
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Thank you. It helps when I get
to practice with a real woman.
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Hey, listen. Saturday my
sister's getting married.
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I-I want you to come
with me. It's black tie.
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Yeah, gee, I'd really rather not.
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Why not?
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When I go to weddings, it's
to scam on chunky bridesmaids.
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I don't know what I
would do with a date.
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Oh, all right. I understand.
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Thanks.
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Hey, I'm really sorry
about that Geneva trip.
248
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What about it?
249
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Oh, didn't you hear?
250
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I had to reduce the number of people
going, and you didn't make the cut.
251
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:43,930
When did that haen?
252
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,460
About 12 seconds ago.
253
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:53,500
Well, hold on. Are you saying if I don't
go to the wedding, I can't go to Geneva?
254
00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:56,360
Actually, I'm trying not to say it.
255
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,870
Okay, I'm sorry, but that
makes me a little uncomfortable.
256
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:00,620
How so?
257
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:05,330
Because it's like you're controlling me
with new equipment and research trips.
258
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,550
Well, if I weren't controlling you with new equipment
and research trips, then I'd be uncomfortable.
259
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,510
How so?
260
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:14,740
'Cause then we'd be in, like, a real
relationship with feelings and all that crap.
261
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:22,620
So, bottom line, I'm just a
bought-and-paid-for sex toy.
262
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:30,510
No. No, noat all. You're also arm candy.
263
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,760
So? What do you think?
264
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:37,930
Hey, Ma, you got to rent me a tux!
265
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,500
Right now?
266
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,270
What kind of sex are
you having up there?
267
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,880
Why are you crouching there?
268
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,710
This is my spot.
269
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,690
Where else am I supposed to crouch?
270
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,280
I don't know. Texas?
271
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,740
Here you go. Fresh from
the cleaners, good as new.
272
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:11,280
Really? Great. Sheldon,
look. Good as new.
273
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:14,740
From that key maker, I highly doubt it.
274
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:18,480
Come on, Sheldon. Just give it a try.
275
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:22,160
All right.
276
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:27,930
There, nice and comfy
cozy. Zero, zero, zero.
277
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,110
There's one more zero.
278
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,790
You forgot the time parameter.
279
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:36,890
Sit on the damn couch.
280
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Nope.
281
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,430
What do you mean, "nope"?
What's wrong with it?
282
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,460
Nothing, it's what's wrong with him.
283
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:10,630
- It's exactly the same...
- Penny, Penny,
284
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I think I know what to do.
285
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,340
Sheldon, I have some bad news.
286
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,480
More?
287
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:18,830
I'm afraid so.
288
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:21,350
You know the cashew chicken
I get you Monday nights?
289
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,050
Yes. From Szechuan Palace.
290
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:28,000
Szechuan Palace closed two years ago.
291
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,760
What? Whe did my cashew
chicken come from?
292
00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:36,680
Golden Dragon.
293
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,660
No.
294
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:46,320
No, this isn't right.
295
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:49,480
Our food always comes in
Szechuan Palace containers.
296
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:55,150
Yeah, well, before they went out of
business, I bought 4,000 containers.
297
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:58,660
I keep them in the trunk of my car.
298
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:04,380
But... Oh, this changes everything.
299
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,800
I thought that might take
his mind off the cushion.
300
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:12,680
What's real? What isn't? How can I know?
301
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,940
You did make that up, right?
302
00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:17,750
Oh, God, I wish I had.
303
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,510
- Leonard?
- Yeah, buddy?
304
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,460
I still don't like this cushion.
305
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,200
ll, Penny, thank you for coming.
306
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,820
Thanks for the shoes.
307
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:34,180
Penny is an amazing shot. I think we
have a real chance to win this week.
308
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,970
- What's the plan?
- Okay. Now, we all run out.
309
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,610
Sheldon and I will cut to
the left behind these trees.
310
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,380
Raj, Howard and Leslie flank
to the right behind the rocks.
311
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:46,950
Then we'll all have a great view as Penny
runs out and kills everyone else in sight.
312
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,430
Just one thing before we start.
313
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,650
What is it, Sheldon?
314
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:55,780
What the hell?
315
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,660
That was for my cushion.
316
00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:00,840
Sheldon, Penny was our only hope.
317
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:06,690
I'm sorry, Leonard. But revenge
is a dish best served cold.
318
00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:10,310
Screw that.
319
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,250
She can't shoot me. She's dead.
320
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:16,690
He's right. You can't.
321
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:25,560
Well, if we're going to
descend into anarchy...
322
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:33,170
Okay, see you.
323
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,420
Where are you going?
324
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,950
Surrender, then Denny's.
325
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