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Okay, it's done.
Look, guys,
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for the future, I don't mind
killing the big spiders,
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but you have to at least try
with the little ones.
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Please. We're facing a far more
serious problem than stray arachnids.
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It's not so bad.
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Not bad? It's horrible.
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You hear stories about this things,
but you never think it'll happen to you.
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So they steamed your dumplings.
Get over it.
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- New topic, please.
- All right, Penny.
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Let me take this
opportunity to point out
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that you are looking
particularly ravishing today.
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Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
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So, there is a number.
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Okay, new topic, please.
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Did you hear the people
upstairs in 5A are moving out?
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What?!
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- The people upstairs are moving out.
- No!
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The horror...
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Why would you just say
something like that?
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- How else was I supposed to say it?
- Slowly.
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Like putting a new fish in a tank.
You don't just drop it in.
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You let the bag sit
in the water a while.
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The horror...
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- I'm sure it's going to be fine.
- No, it's not going to be fine.
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Change is never fine.
They say it is, but it's not.
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Honey, did you even know
the people that are moving out?
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I never met them.
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That's what made them perfect.
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There were no awkward
"hellos" in the halls.
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There's no clickety-clacking
of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.
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They may as well have
been a family of cats
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just jumping around
from drape to drape.
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Without that annoying
ammonia urine smell.
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I'm sure the new people
will be just as quiet.
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You can't know that.
How can you possibly know that?
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You're right, I can't. You know what?
Anyone could rent that apartment now:
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an opera singer,
the cast of Stomp...
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Yeah, a tap-dancing pirate
with a wooden leg.
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Why are you making it worse?
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I tried making it better.
He wouldn't go for it.
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You're right!
That's a great idea.
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- What?
- I'll take the apartment upstairs.
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I can finally get
away from my mother
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and we can all spend
some more time together.
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If you catch my drift.
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The horror...
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Subtitles: The FWT Team
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Hold on. You honestly expect me
to believe that social protocol
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dictates we break our backs
helping Wolowitz move,
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and then he only
need buy us a pizza?
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I'm sorry, that really is
how it works.
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You're tricking me.
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You tell me the truth,
what do we get?
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Help me out here.
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You get to choose between
a mountain bike or a PS3.
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I knew it!
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PS3, definitely PS3.
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Who would pick a mountain bike?
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Enough with the guilt, Ma.
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We'll still see each other.
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I'll come over every night
and have dinner with you.
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The hell you will!
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What am I running here,
a fancy restaurant?
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Does this look like Olive Garden?!
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Okay, I get it, you're angry.
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You don't want to see
your little bird leave the nest.
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"Little bird"?
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You're almost 30!
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Fly, for God's sake!
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Fine, I'll stay!
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Ya happy, crazy lady?
I sure as hell hope so,
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because you're ruining my life!
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Hey, Penny? Good news,
you can take your head out of the oven.
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I guess I won't be needing this.
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The new ones.
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They're here.
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Stay calm. We don't know
anything about them yet.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm checking for musical instruments.
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Does that sound
like castanets to you?
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The box says "kitchen."
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So? Do cocaine smugglers
write "cocaine" on the box?
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Hello?
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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I'm Alicia.
I'm moving in upstairs.
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That is so great.
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Oh, I'm Leonard.
I live downstairs.
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Upstairs from here, but under you.
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Not under you per se, but...
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under your apartment.
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- That's nice.
- Yeah, it is.
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If that concludes
your faltering attempt to mate...
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On a scale
of one to ten, how light of foot
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would you describe yourself,
with one being not cat-like at all,
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and ten being freakishly feline?
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"Freakishly feline"?
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Is that your answer or do you
not understand the question?
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We'll come back to that one.
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Hang on. Are you now
or have you ever been
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a salsa, Irish folk or break-dancer?
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- You're making her uncomfortable.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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If it helps you feel any better,
you're doing very well so far.
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Next question: are you fertile?
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What?!
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I'm trying to determine whether crying
infants above my head are a possibility.
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- I have no immediate plans.
- If that changes, let me know.
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And finally, area rugs, pro or con?
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- Pro?
- Alicia?
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- Yes?
- Welcome to the building.
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Thanks so much for helping me.
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Thank you so much for giving
me the opportunity to help.
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Hey, guys.
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This is Alicia, our new neighbor.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm helping.
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I can see.
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Alicia's non-musical,
childless and pro-rug.
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She's still on probation, of course,
but I like her.
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Cool T-shirt.
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Oh, I don't usually dress like this.
I'm going jogging.
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- You don't jog.
- I can start.
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True, but the more likely explanation is
that you're out of clean clothes again.
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- Thank you, Sheldon.
- You're welcome, Penny.
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Please, you look cute.
I'm dressed like a slob today, too.
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I think you look fantastic.
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This one's a player, huh?
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Yeah, be careful.
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Thanks for the warning.
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- I'll see you around.
- See ya.
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I'm dressed like a slob today, too.
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Oh, mimicry.
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I enjoy mimicry.
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I've been working on Admiral Ackbar
from Return of the Jedi.
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"It's a trap."
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You have to imagine me
with a giant squid head.
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"It's a trap."
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Come.
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Congratulations,
I see you did your laundry.
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- Sort of.
- How does one "sort of..."
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I bought new clothes, okay?
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- Is Leonard around?
- He's upstairs at Alicia's.
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Oh. All right,
that's cool, no biggie.
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He said he'd help me set up my printer,
but I guess I can wait.
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What exactly is he doing up there?
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In what I can only perceive
as a tactical move to destroy me,
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he is with Wolowitz and Koothrappali
setting up her stereo.
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Oh, they're all up there?
Typical.
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It's axiomatically atypical.
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Up until recently,
they did not know her,
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and had no encounters with her
in a previous location.
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They never went upstairs
to visit the former tenants.
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Your characterization of their behavior
as "typical" is demonstrably fallacious.
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Now I see the giant squid head.
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Oh, great!
Now, I have to start all over again.
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Yeah, I thought about renting
this apartment,
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but I'm really more of a
"downtown loft" kind of guy.
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Cool. So are you in a loft now?
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Oh, actually, I'm,
living with a woman in Altadena.
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Purely platonic.
She's also my maid.
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- Sounds like a sweet deal.
- I won't lie. It's pretty dope.
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I just wanted to bring you
a little housewarming gift.
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That is so sweet.
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- Come on in. Let's open it.
- Great.
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Nice dress.
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This? I'm dressed like a slob today.
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The guys have been helping me
set up my sound system.
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I've never had
such good-looking technical support.
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Pish-posh.
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I don't know, it means shucks.
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"Shucks" means shucks.
Let one go once in a while.
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You want to hear something awesome?
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Alicia is an actress, just like you.
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That is so awesome.
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Well, trying to be,
but it's so hard.
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- I know, tell me about it.
- I've been out here 3 months,
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and all I've gotten
is a couple of national commercials
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and this recurring thing on a soap.
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That's why I work
at the Cheesecake Factory.
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I'm holding out for the right part.
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What do you want as your default setting
for DVDs, 5.1 Dolby or DTS?
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Whatever you think is best, cutie.
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Well, DTS has more low end, so...
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Hey, guys, guys,
you will really appreciate this.
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I read the best science joke.
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You won't get it,
but it's right up their alley.
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Anyway,
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this physicist goes
into an ice cream parlor every week
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and orders an ice cream sundae
for himself,
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and then offers one
to the empty stool sitting next to him.
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This goes on for a while until the owner
finally asks him what he's doing.
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The man says,
"Well, I'm a physicist,
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"and quantum mechanics... teaches us
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"that it is possible
for the matter above this stool
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"to spontaneously turn
into a beautiful woman
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"who might accept my offer
and fall in love with me."
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The owner then says, "Lots of single,
beautiful women come in here ever day.
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"Buy an ice cream for one of them,
and they might fall in love with you."
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And the physicist says,
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"Yeah, but what are the odds
of that happening?"
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It's a little insulting,
don't you think?
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How would I know?
I'm not even sure I get it.
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Leonard?
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If you're done with the DVD player,
can you set up my printer?
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Yeah, I'd love to.
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Maybe when you're done with her printer,
you could set up mine.
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You know, like you promised...
a week ago.
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Yeah, I'll get to it. Don't nag me.
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Hello there.
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Who is it?
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Hello, Penny.
It's open... Come in.
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Sarcasm.
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- Well, they're all still up there.
- You think I can't hear them?
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Listen to that: stomp, stomp, stomp.
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That's Wolowitz
in his stacked heels that fool no one.
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I don't even know why I care.
I don't care.
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Enough to memorize that stupid joke,
but that's all I care.
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You know, Penny,
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there's something
that occurs in beehives
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you might find interesting.
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Occasionally,
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a new queen will arrive
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while the old queen
is still in power.
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When this happens,
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the old queen must either locate
to a new hive
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or engage in a battle to the death
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until only one queen remains.
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What are you saying,
that I'm threatened by Alicia?
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I'm like the old queen of the hive
and it's just time for me to go?
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I'm just talking about bees.
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They're on The Discovery Channel.
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What are you talking about?
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Bees.
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I just got that physicist joke.
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Gee, Penny,
thanks for buying us dinner.
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- Yeah, what's the occasion?
- No occasion.
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Just felt like
getting some Chinese chow for my peeps.
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Did you remember to ask for the chicken
to be diced, not shredded?
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Even though the menu description
specifies shredded?
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Brown rice, not white?
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00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:28,599
Did you stop at the grocery
for the good hot mustard?
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And pick up the low-sodium soy sauce
from the market?
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Good.
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See how it's done?
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What do we got going on tonight?
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Playing Halo, watching Battlestar,
drop some Mentos in Diet Coke?
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- You want to watch Battlestar?
- What can I say?
246
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I got my geek on, boys.
247
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No, PMS is different.
248
00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:01,816
- Thank God you're home. I need help.
- What's wrong?
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I got a callback to audition for CSI
to play a hooker who gets killed.
250
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I'd watch that.
251
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But my car is in the shop,
252
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and I have to be
at Universal in 45 minutes.
253
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I'll take you.
254
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You're a lifesaver.
255
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- I'll run lines with you in the car.
- Great.
256
00:15:18,924 --> 00:15:21,336
And afterward,
I'll take you all out for Chinese.
257
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,004
Actually, we already have...
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Starving.
259
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... Chinese food right here.
260
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,515
They're gone, Penny.
They can't hear you.
261
00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:38,662
I cannot believe they're letting her
just use them like that.
262
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:42,000
Anything she wants, they go
panting after her like trained dogs.
263
00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:44,474
You know last week,
she had Howard drive all the way
264
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to her uncle's house in Orange County
to pick up her TV?
265
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,803
You once had Leonard
and me get your television
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from your ex-boyfriend.
267
00:15:53,205 --> 00:15:55,369
Apples and oranges here, Sheldon.
268
00:15:56,864 --> 00:15:59,916
I'm telling you, that girl is a user,
skating through life on her looks,
269
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taking advantage of weak-willed men,
270
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getting auditions
for stupid network shows.
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It just creams my corn.
272
00:16:09,818 --> 00:16:11,761
- May I interject something here?
- Please.
273
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,555
You got the wrong mustard.
274
00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:21,284
Guess what?
275
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I got the part on CSI.
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00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,527
Oh, boy.
277
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Something wrong?
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00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:31,799
No, you know, congratulations.
I think you'll make a great hooker.
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Thank you.
280
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,967
I got to ask you something.
281
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,040
How much do physicists make?
282
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I don't know. I don't think a lot.
283
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,921
Yeah, that's what I figured.
284
00:16:49,731 --> 00:16:51,081
Well, got to run.
285
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:53,248
The guys promised
to set up my satellite dish
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and paint my bedroom.
287
00:16:57,268 --> 00:16:59,184
Can I talk to you
about that for a second?
288
00:16:59,737 --> 00:17:00,930
About what?
289
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,773
You know, it's just that Leonard
and Howard and Raj,
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00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,966
they aren't like other guys.
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They're special.
292
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,488
Okay, they're special... and?
293
00:17:12,545 --> 00:17:14,539
Let's see. How can I explain this?
294
00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:17,452
They don't know
how to use their shields.
295
00:17:17,983 --> 00:17:20,045
- Shields?
- Yeah, like in Star Trek,
296
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,570
when you're in battle
and you raise the shields?
297
00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:29,381
Where the hell'd that come from?
298
00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:33,677
Anyways, you know
how guys like this are, so...
299
00:17:34,736 --> 00:17:36,795
please don't take advantage of them.
300
00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:41,308
Who says
I'm taking advantage of them?
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00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:44,324
Come on.
They're doing everything for you,
302
00:17:44,449 --> 00:17:46,022
because you're leading them on.
303
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,112
So I let them do stuff for me.
304
00:17:48,237 --> 00:17:49,817
They're happy. I get stuff.
305
00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:51,111
Who cares?
306
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,754
And how's it any different
from what you do?
307
00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:56,799
Excuse me?
308
00:17:57,863 --> 00:17:59,363
I've seen you around them.
309
00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:02,382
Are you pretending
like you don't do the exact same thing?
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00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:03,778
Okay, lady,
311
00:18:03,903 --> 00:18:05,900
you are way out of line.
312
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:08,837
I'm out of line?
313
00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:10,839
Yeah, you're out of line.
314
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,056
What are you going to do about it,
315
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:15,051
bitch?
316
00:18:18,677 --> 00:18:20,027
I like Green Lantern.
317
00:18:20,152 --> 00:18:22,519
I'm just saying it's pretty lame
that he can be defeated
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00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,119
by the color yellow.
319
00:18:24,622 --> 00:18:27,772
Only the modern Green Lantern
is vulnerable to yellow.
320
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,364
Golden age Green Lantern
was vulnerable to wood.
321
00:18:30,874 --> 00:18:33,570
Great, so I can take them both out
with a number-two pencil?
322
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,802
Oh, my God! Girl fight!
323
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,246
- What are you doing?
- I know you.
324
00:18:45,371 --> 00:18:47,083
You're stupid enough to break it up.
325
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:58,741
May I say you look
very comely tonight?
326
00:18:59,983 --> 00:19:00,983
Thank you.
327
00:19:02,627 --> 00:19:04,970
You're right,
this filly's been broken.
328
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:14,222
You set it on DTS, didn't you?
329
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,127
I had to.
330
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,198
She called me "cutie."
331
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,983
According to Alicia's Facebook page,
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00:19:22,108 --> 00:19:25,038
she's hooking up
with one of the producers on CSI.
333
00:19:25,769 --> 00:19:28,504
Dead whore on TV,
live one in real life.
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00:19:38,298 --> 00:19:39,219
Great.
335
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:42,456
Now she's jumping
up and down on the bed.