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Smell that?
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That's the smell of new comic books.
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They're on me today, boys.
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You're paying?
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Have you been selling
your sperm again?
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No, I'm celebrating.
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As we speak,
the space shuttle is docking
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at the International Space Station
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where it will deploy the Wolowitz
Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System.
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Get over yourself.
It's a high-tech toilet.
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Just think. Thanks to your hard work,
an international crew of astronauts
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will "boldly go
where no man has gone before."
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- Is that supposed to be funny?
- I believe it is.
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The combination of
the Star Trek reference
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and the play on words involving
the double-meaning of the verb "to go"
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suggests that Leonard is mocking
your efforts in space plumbing.
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Okay, make your little jokes,
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but of the four of us,
I'm the only one making
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any real-world contribution
to science and technology.
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He's right. This is an important
achievement, for two reasons.
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Number one...
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and, of course, number two!
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Clever!
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Playing on the use
of cardinal numbers
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as euphemisms for bodily functions.
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Here, Sheldon,
I pulled the new Hellboy for you.
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It's mind-blowing.
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Excuse me.
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Spoiler alert.
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I didn't spoil anything.
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You told me it's mind-blowing.
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So, my mind is going into it
pre-blown.
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And once a mind is pre-blown,
it cannot be re-blown.
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I'm sorry.
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Said the Grinch to Christmas.
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- Can I talk to you about something?
- What's up?
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Remember I went out with Penny,
a couple weeks ago?
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- Yeah, vaguely.
- Sure you remember.
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You went to the bar
and made a fool of yourself
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trying to pick up strange women.
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What about it?
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The thing is,
the date didn't go that well.
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Too bad.
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I guess the thing to do now
is just pick yourself up,
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dust yourself off,
forget it and move on.
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- I can't do that.
- Why the hell not?
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'Cause we're going out
again tomorrow.
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Excuse me, Stuart.
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Have you read the new Flash?
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Well, I have
and it will knock your socks off!
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Good luck getting them back on.
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This is probably my last shot with Penny
and I don't want to screw it up.
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Nobody wants that.
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So, here's my question:
It's the second date,
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you think she'll be expecting things
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to get physical?
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Gee...
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My initial reaction is "no,"
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but let me think about it
and get back to you.
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So, you'll give me a call?
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- Yeah, or you call me.
- Great.
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Or nobody calls anyone.
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Interesting.
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Penny's current suitor asking advice
from her former suitor.
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You know, thanks
for closed-captioning my pain, Raj.
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Hey, wanna make sure
he gets nowhere with Penny
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without jeopardizing your friendship
with either of them?
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I'm listening.
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Just tell him to do everything
you've done with her
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for the last two years.
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Subtitles: The FW Team
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- How's it going?
- Good, good. You?
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Fine.
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Can I ask you something?
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Sure.
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You know your friend Stuart?
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He asked me out again
and I said yes,
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and then I started thinking
maybe I should talk to you first.
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About what?
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Does it bother you,
me going out with one of your friends?
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'Cause you know, you and me...
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No, that's the past.
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I'm really more
of a "right now" kind of guy.
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You know, living in the moment.
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Although I do have to live a little
in the future, 'cause that's my job.
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Of course, my fondness
for classic science fiction
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does draw my attention backwards,
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but those stories often
take place in the future.
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In conclusion, no,
it doesn't bother me.
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Okay, well,
that's really cool of you.
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I wouldn't say cool.
I'd just say... "That's Leonard!"
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In that case,
do you mind giving me some advice?
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About Stuart?
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Love to.
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He's very shy.
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How do I make him feel
more comfortable around me?
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First of all, don't underestimate
the value of discomfort.
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Really?
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Stuart thrives under pressure.
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That's why he works in
a comic book store.
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It's Stuart.
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You're not going to answer it?
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He wants to talk about Penny.
I don't want to talk about Penny.
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You're making an assumption.
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Perhaps the comic book store
is on fire.
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And he needs your assistance.
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Why would he call me?
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We don't know.
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And if you don't answer the phone,
we can't know.
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I'm not answering the phone.
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Answer the phone, Leonard.
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There, it went to voice mail.
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Aren't you going to check
your messages?
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You have to check your messages!
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The living of a message
is one half of a social contract
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which is completed by the
checking of the message.
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If that contract breaks down,
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then all social contracts break down
and we descend into anarchy.
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It must be hell inside your head.
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At times.
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Guys, we have a code red.
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"Code Red" the hospital emergency alert,
the computer worm,
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or the cherry-flavored soft drink
from the makers of Mountain Dew?
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Look, I was going over the schematics
on my zero-G toilet,
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and I made a teeny tiny mistake
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on the specifications
for the diverter valve.
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How teeny tiny?
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It's gonna fail
after about ten flushes.
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- But the mission is for six months.
- See, that's the code red.
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It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box.
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No one knows exactly when,
but at some point
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something way worse than a puppet
is gonna pop out of that box.
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Have you notified NASA?
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Are you crazy?
What am I gonna say?
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"I screwed up your toilet
and there's gonna be crap floating
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"all over your nice
shiny space station"?
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What are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna figure out how to fix it,
then I'll tell them.
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So, what do you need us for?
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He can't figure out how to fix it.
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You said you were
gonna be supportive.
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I'm trying, but you have to admit
this is pretty damn funny.
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I agree.
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It's the juxtaposition of the high-tech
nature of space exploration
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against the banality
of a malfunctioning toilet
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that provides the comic fodder here.
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Check your messages.
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All right,
this is an exact duplicate
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of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity
Human Waste Disposal System
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as deployed on the
International Space Station.
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Don't you mean the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity
Human Waste Distribution System?
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Good one.
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It's hilarious. Now...
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Here's an approximation
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of the spare parts
available on the Space Station.
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We gotta find a way,
using nothing but this,
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to reinforce this so the waste material
avoids the spinning turbine.
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You mean so it doesn't hit the fan?
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I have to say,
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I thought the toilet humor would
get less funny with repetition.
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Apparently, there is no law
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of diminishing comedic returns
with space poop.
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You busy?
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Classified, Leonard.
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Yeah, it's a regular
Manhattan Project.
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What's up?
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Tonight's my date with Penny
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and since we haven't been able
to connect by phone...
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I'm sorry, it's been broken.
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- Or e-mail.
- Yeah, that too. Everything's broken.
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Anyway, I was just wondering
if you had any last-minute advice.
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All right, well,
off the top of my head,
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I think the most important thing
with Penny is to go really slow.
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I mean, glacial.
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Guys come onto her all the time,
so, you need to set yourself apart.
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Be a little shy,
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don't make too much eye contact.
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And, you know, treat her
with, like, cool detachment
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and-and, you know, fear.
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- Fear?
- Yeah, like,
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you're afraid
that if you touch her, she'll break.
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Well, that plays
right into my wheelhouse.
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Good, good.
You kids have fun tonight.
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Thanks, Leonard.
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What is that thing anyway?
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You don't know what this is?
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Good. Get out.
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Be afraid of Penny.
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Nice. Very crafty.
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It wasn't bad advice.
It's just wasn't particularly helpful.
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For what it's worth, my mother says
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that when we deceive
for personal gain,
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we make Jesus cry.
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All right, what if we use
this two-inch PVC
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- to reinforce the center cross-support?
- No good.
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It might work for the Japanese
and the Americans,
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but have you seen the size
of the Russians they got up there?
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This thing has to hold up
against a hearty potato-based diet.
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I feel terrible.
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Maybe if you were helping,
you'd feel better about yourself.
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I deliberately tried
to sabotage Stuart's date with Penny.
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Of course you feel terrible.
You completely screwed up your karma.
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You don't really believe
in that superstition, do you?
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It's not superstition.
It's practically Newtonian.
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For every action,
there's an equal and opposite reaction.
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Leonard pretends to be a friend
and acts like a two-faced bitch.
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Therefore, he is reborn
as a banana slug.
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It's actually a very elegant system.
You know, what goes around comes around.
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Speaking of what goes around
comes around...
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Okay, look.
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Instead of trying to reinforce
this structure here,
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what if we just ran another line,
bypass it entirely?
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It won't work. The diameter
of the tubing is insufficient.
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What if we reposition
the collection tank?
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It won't work. No way to mount it.
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Okay, here's an idea.
What if I change my name and go live
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with my cousin and her husband, Avi,
in Israel?
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That could work.
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- Morning.
- Morning. What's up?
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Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter
trying to fix a zero-gravity...
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pasta maker.
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I'm gonna make a coffee run.
Do you want any?
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No, thanks. I have coffee.
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Great. So how'd it go
with Stuart last night?
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I really don't want
to talk about it.
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Yeah. Right. Sure.
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The thing is,
before you guys went out,
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I spoke to him and...
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I said I don't want
to talk about it.
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I just... I kind of...
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What goes on between me and Stuart
is none of your business.
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So just leave it alone, okay?
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If you want to clean up your karma,
go get my freakin' latte.
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Hang on, I think I've got this.
Help me see if we can wedge
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this little piece of PVC
behind the support rod.
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You're overestimating
the tensile strength
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of the substructure you're building.
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Sheldon, I know what I'm doing.
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If you knew what you were doing,
there wouldn't be a space toilet
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where my coffee table should be.
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Howard, wait.
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Why don't you use this
instead of the PVC
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to keep the transverse
filter assembly in place?
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Because this is not a spare part
from the space station.
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This is the thing from the pizza box
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that keeps the lid
from touching the cheese.
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That what that's for?
In India, the lid touches the cheese.
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Of course, we also have rampant poverty
and periodic outbreaks of cholera,
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so a little cardboard in our cheese
is no biggie.
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- Where are you going?
- Comic book store.
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An excellent idea!
I could certainly use a break.
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- Me, too.
- You can go to the comic book store
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when man can once again
safely poop in space.
254
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Why does Leonard get to go?
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'Cause he's upset
over his situation with Penny
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and if I have to hear about it again,
I'm going to kick him in his ovaries.
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- Thanks for understanding, Howard.
- I got your back, sister.
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All right, I think we've got
a prototype ready to test.
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Hand me that Tupperware.
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That's heavy.
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Damn right it's heavy.
It's my mother's meat loaf.
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It's been testing toilets
for generations.
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I must say,
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I think a detailed letter to MIT
describing your current circumstances
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might entitle you
to a refund on your master's degree.
266
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Okay, simulated zero-gravity
human waste disposal test
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with meat loaf analog in...
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three, two, one.
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Fascinating.
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What do you think the problem is?
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Not enough bread crumbs.
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Hey, Stuart, I need to talk to you.
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- Sure, what's up?
- I gave you bad advice about Penny,
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- and I want to apologize.
- No, your advice was great.
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- It was?
- Yeah, going slow really worked.
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You're kidding.
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Never worked for me.
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Last night at dinner,
I did what you told me.
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I went really slow,
I kept my distance,
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and two bottles of wine later,
we were making out in my car.
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Wine? I didn't say to give her wine.
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It doesn't matter,
that's where it all went to hell.
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During the kissing?
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What did you do, sneeze in her mouth?
I did that to a girl once.
285
00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:24,798
No, everything was good
and really hot.
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And I said,
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"Oh, Penny,"
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and right where she was supposed to say,
"Oh, Stuart," she said...
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your name.
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That is your name, right?
291
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I'm sorry. That must've been
the last thing you wanted to hear.
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It beats,
"You know I'm a dude, right?"
293
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Yeah, it was pretty bad.
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No doubt, no doubt.
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I'm sorry it didn't work out.
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Not your fault.
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Yeah, how about that?
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- See you soon.
- Sure.
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Yes, sir, I understand "classified."
300
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,991
We'll keep it all classified;
no one has to know but you and me.
301
00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:34,909
What's classified?
302
00:16:35,284 --> 00:16:38,161
Howard's space toilet.
I'll tell you later.
303
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,584
Well, they've deployed our solution.
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Let's just all hope it works.
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I don't see why I have to worry.
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My career's not hanging
in the balance.
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00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:56,556
That was a joke.
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It's funny,
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because it's true.
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Leonard, could you pass
the soy sauce, please?
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00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:08,985
I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
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00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:11,092
Yeah, I said "Leonard."
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00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:13,132
Yes, you did, didn't you?
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What the hell is that?
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Meatloaf.
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What was it doing on the ceiling?
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That's classified.
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Houston,
International Space Station.
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00:17:38,294 --> 00:17:40,499
We have a little situation up here.
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We'd like to make
an unscheduled space walk.
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I.S.S., Houston.
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Which crew members would be
involved in this E.V.A.?
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00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:52,696
Houston, we'd all like
to step outside for a few minutes.
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I.S.S., I'm afraid
we can't authorize that.
325
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Houston,
this is more of an FYI call.
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We are basically out the door.