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This movie baffles me every time we watch it.
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What do you mean?
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The instructions are very clear:
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"Don't feed the Gremlins after midnight."
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"Don't get the Gremlins wet."
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How hard is that?
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(Door opening)
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, honey.
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Hey.
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Ooh, we're "honey" now, are we?
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Yes. Since their relationship became carnal,
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Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment,
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thus distinguishing him from those she calls "sweetie,"
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usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.
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You're boring people, sweetie.
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Although, sometimes, she omits the veil entirely.
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So, what are you guys doing?
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Celebrating Columbus day.
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We're watching Goonies, Gremlins and Young Sherlock Holmes.
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They're all written by Chris Columbus.
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Okay.
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What do you watch on Thanksgiving?
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The parade.
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Oh, you know, that reminds me--
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I usually go back to Nebraska for Thanksgiving,
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but this year they're calling it off
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on account of my brother's trial.
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What's he on trial for?
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Oh, just a big misunderstanding.
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You know, you'd actually li my brother.
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He's kind of a chemist.
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Anyway, I was thinking I'd have Thanksgiving here,
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and you are all invited.
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Oh. I'll be there.
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Will you be serving cranberry jelly
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or cranberry sauce?
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I guess I could serve both.
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You guess? You don't seem to have much of a handle on this.
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Yeah, I really wish I could, Penny, but every year,
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mother has all the relatives over and cooks up
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her famous tur-briska-fil.
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Tur-briska-fil?
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Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish.
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It's not as good as it sounds.
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Raj, what about you?
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Oh, he usually comes to my house. Right, pal?
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All right, this year, you don't have to
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eat the tur-briska-fil.
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(Chuckles)
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I don't even chew it.
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I swallow it like pills.
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So, what's going on with Raj?
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Well, the good news is,
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he has no problem with my mother's tur-briska-fil.
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Hard to believe, but go on.
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The bad news is, he says he'getting deported.
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Leonard: What do you mean,
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he's getting deported?
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I believe it means that the US Government
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is going to expel him from the country.
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He could then either return to his native India,
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emigrate to another country that's willing to accept him
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or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate.
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Personally, I'd choose pirate.
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Penny, would you mind stepping outside
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so we can speak to him?
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(Groans) Fine.
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But the man really needs to work on his girl issues.
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Another reason to consider life of piracy.
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Even today, I understand that's an all-male profession.
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Okay, she's gone.
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Sorry. I lost my cool.
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So, what's going on?
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Okay, here's the deal:
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Six months ago, my research testing
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the predicted composition of trans-Neptunian objects
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ran into a dead end.
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So?
So, my visa's only good
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As long as I'm employed at the university and when they find out I've got squat,
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they're going to cut me off.
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By the way, when I say squat, I mean diddly-squat.
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I wish I had squat.
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So, wait, what have you been doing for the past six months?
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You know, checking e-mail,
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updating my Facebook status,
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messing up Wikipedia entries.
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Hey, did you know Netflix
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lets you stream movies on your computer now?
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And you've continued to take the universit's money
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under false pretenses?
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Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.
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Although pctically mandatory for a pirate.
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I don't want to go back to India.
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It's hot and loud, and there's so many people.
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You have no idea--they're everywhere.
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Okay, guys, think.
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How do we keep Raj in the country?
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Penny: Why doesn't he just get another job?
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What are you asking me for?
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I don't know if you can talk now or not.
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Oh, beef...
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I'm going to miss you so much.
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Do you know, at the Mumbai McDonald's,
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You can't get a Big Mac?
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All you can get is a Chicken Maharaja Mac.
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And the special sauce--
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curry-- which, in India, believe you me,
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iIs really not that special.
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Don't worry, you'll find another job.
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Yeah, let me start practicing for it.
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"Do you want fries with that Maharaja Mac?"
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Sheldon: Hi, Leonard.
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Hello, Raj.
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Hello sheldon.
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Forgive me, as you know, I'm not adept at reading facial cues,
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but I'm going to take a stab here:
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You're either sad or nauseated.
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I'm sad.
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I was going to say sad.
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I don't know why I hedged.
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What are you eating?
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Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce.
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Oh, beefaroni.
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I think I'll miss you most of all.
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I've always been a little confused about this.
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Why don't hindus eat beef?
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We believe cows are gods.
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Not technically.
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In Hinduism, cattle are thought to be like god.
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Do not tell me about my own culture, Sheldon!
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In the mood I'm in, I'll take you out-- I swear to cow!
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I'm sorry.
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Me, too.
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I'm st...I'm a little on edge.
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Understandable.
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Your entire life seems to be crumbling around you,
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and your future appears bleak at best.
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Thank you.
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And you're wrong about Hinduism and cows.
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Hey, Raj, guess what.
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Professor Laughlin is looking for someone to join
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the stellar evolution research team.
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You-you're kidding! That's fantastic! What are you waiting for? Call him and set up an interview.
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I'm on it.
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That's happy, right?
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Yeah.
Nailed it.
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Dr Koothrappali, come on in.
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I was surprised to here you were interested
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in joining our little team.
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Giving up on those trans-Neptunian objects, are we?
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No, no; it's a very promising area.
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In a perfect world I'd spend several more years on it.
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But I just couldn'pass up the opportunity
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to work with you on your tremendously exciting,
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and not yet conclusively disproved, hypothesis.
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Splendid.
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Uh, please sit down.
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Can I offer you a sherry?
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It's a little early, isn't it?
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Not on Proxima Centauri.
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(Chuckles)
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(Laughing): That's very good.
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Jolly amusing, but if you don't mind,
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I'll hold off until sunset on Titan.
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(Laughs) Well done.
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I have a feeling you're going
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to fit in just fine, Dr Koothrappali.
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Thank you, sir.
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(Knock at door)
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I'm sorry.
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Am I late?
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No, no, no. Right on time.
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Dr Koothrappali, may I present
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Dr Millstone from MIT.
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She'll be heading up our data analysis team.
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It's nice to meet you, Dr Koothrappali.
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I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object size distribution.
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I really enjoyed it.
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How did you correct for the selection bias?
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Well, I ran a simulation that allowed me
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to correct for the observational efficiency.
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That's just fascinating.
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Thank you.
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Would you like to hear more about it in my hot tub?
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So, when do I start?
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What do you mean you didn't get the job?
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How could you not get it?
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You know... he's British; I'm Indian.
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Ever since Gandhi, they haven't liked us very much.
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Wait, are you saying that he discriminated against you?
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Because we should file a complaint.
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That's okay.
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A complaint has been filed.
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So, that's it.
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That was my last hope.
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I'm going to be deported,
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sent home in disgrace,
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exposed to the sardonic barb of my cousin Sanjay.
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Or, as you may know him, Dave from AT & T Customer Service.
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I'm really going to miss you.
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Will you come visit me in India?
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Gee, that's, like, a 17-hour flight.
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How about I meet you halfway?
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Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of Japan.
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Tell you what, we'll Skype.
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Gentlemen.
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Leonard: Hey. Raj,
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did you get the job with professor Laughlin?
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No.
I assumed as much.
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But never fear.
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Like the subordinate male protagonist
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in countless action movies
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who disappears half way through the second reel,
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I have returned to save the day.
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Odd.
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Usually, he's met by cheers.
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Anyway,
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I was thinking about exploring
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the string theory implications
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of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations,
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and it occurred to me that I could benefit--
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Excuse me, Sheldon.
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How many reels before the subordinate male protagonist
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gets to his point?
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I'm sorry-- if you didn't cheer at my entrance,
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it's too late to buy into the premise.
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Anyway, I got some extra money
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from the head of the department,
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and Raj can come work for me.
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You want me to work with you?
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For me.
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You're going to have to listen
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more carefully when you're on the job.
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Ay, uh, please don't take this the wrong way,
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but I'd rather swim buck-naked
across the Ganges
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with a paper cut on my nipple
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and die a slow, agonizing death
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from a viral infection, than work with you.
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For me.
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(Knock at door)
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Sheldon, are you busy?
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Of course I'm busy.
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Shall I wait?
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How may I help you?
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I've reconsidered your offer to let me work with you.
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For me
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Yes, for you.
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I do, however, have a few conditions.
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First, at all times,
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I am to be treated as a colleague and an equal.
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Second, my contributions shall be noted
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in all published material.
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And third, you are never allowed to lecture me
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on Hinduism or my Indian culture.
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I'm impressed, Raj.
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Those are very cogent and reasonable conditions.
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Thank you.
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Then you leave me no choice.
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I accept the job.
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I'm sorry, I believe you've misunderstood.
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I'm not giving you the job.
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I'm simply affording you the opportunity to apply for it.
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Have a seat; we'll get started with the interview.
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Wha... you're kidding!
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Please.
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(Sighs) All right.
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(Annoyed sigh)
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So... (Sighs)
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that's what you wear to an interview?
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Come on, dude, we've been friends for years.
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Oh, pulling strings, are we?
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Sheldon, for God's sakes, don't make me beg.
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Bazinga!
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You've fallen victim
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to another one of my classic practical jokes.
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I'm your boss now. You may want to laugh at that.
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Ah, nice having the place to ourselves, isn't it?
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Uh-huh.
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Now that Raj is working for Sheldon,
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I don't have to chauffeur him around anymore.
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Plus, yeah, with them working late so much,
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we get some privacy.
284
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Mm-hmm.
285
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Hey, want to get a little crazy?
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What are you thinking?
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Let's slide over to Sheldon's spot a make out.
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You are a dirty girl.
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(Knocking on door)
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Oh, God, how did he know?
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Hello.
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Hi, Howard. (Wry laugh)
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Am I interrupting?
294
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Little bit, yeah.
295
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Guess I should have called.
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Yeah, maybe.
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(Sighs)
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(Clicking tongue)
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Tonight's the night I usually go line dancing
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with Raj at the Palomino.
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Uh-huh.
302
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But he's working with Sheldon.
303
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Yes, we know.
304
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Want me to leave?
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You know, whatever.
306
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Okay, I guess I can hang for a little while.
307
00:13:27,526 --> 00:13:29,381
So what are we watching?
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Sex and the City. Yikes.
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Hey, I happen to love this movie.
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Fine, let's watch it.
311
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Maybe all our periods will synchronize.
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All right, we're going to be designing an experiment
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to look for the nihilation spectrum
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resulting from dark matter collisions in space.
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Ooh, dark matter.
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We better bring a flashlight.
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(Chuckles)
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I was making a joke.
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I'm the boss.
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I make the jokes.
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Sorry go ahead and make your joke.
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This is not the time for joking.
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We're doing serious research,
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Which requires complete and utter focus.
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All right, let's buckle down and work.
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("Eye of the Tiger"
by Survivor playing)
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Sheldon.
What?
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I need an aspirin.
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Top desk drawer.
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Thank you.
Alright?
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Yes.
Good.
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("Eye of the Tiger" resumes)
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That was fun.
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Thank you.
335
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Leonard, honey, you don't have to say thank you
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every time we have sex.
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Oh. Okay.
338
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Tomorrow you're going to get a card in the mail.
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Just throw it away.
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(Clattering)
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(In Irish brogue): Top o' the mornin' to ya!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, usually, on Sundays, I go with Raj
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to scam on hippie chicks at the farmer's market,
345
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but he's still working with Sheldon,
346
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so I thought I'd come over here
347
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and make you guys scrambled eggs and salami.
348
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It's the perfect meal for apres l'amour.
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Oh, kill me.
350
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By the way, I couldn't help overhearing your big finish.
351
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Bravo, Leonard.
352
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See, if you had killed me when I said "kill me,"
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I wouldn't have had to hear that. (Stammers)
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What do you guys think?
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Want to take in a matinee,
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maybe go rollerblading,
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catch a step class?
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Do something.
359
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Okay.
360
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Um, Howard, we need to talk.
361
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Sure. 'sup, homes?
362
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Uh... please understand
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that it's not that we don't want you around,
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but Penny and I occasionally need some...
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alone time.
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Oh.
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I-I get it, I'm the third wheel.
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(Chuckles)
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Sorry, I should have seen that.
370
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I'll get out of your way.
371
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Uh, you're gonna want
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to eat those eggs while they're still hot.
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Thank you.
374
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There's lochs and cream cheese in the fridge.
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The bagels are in the oven.
376
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That's great.
377
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I'm just going to hang out with my mom
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that's always fun
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Good.
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Are we terrible people?
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I don't know.
382
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What do you want me to do?
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(Stammers)
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G-get him; bring him back.
385
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Are you sure?
386
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Yeah. Okay.
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Howard come back.
388
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Oh, you guys had me scared for a minute.
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No, no, no, no!
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That rate is much too low
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from what we'd expect from this collision.
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Do you understand
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we're talking about dark matter
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colliding in outer space?
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Of course I understand.
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And who are you to tell me about outer space?
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I'm the astrophysicist.
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"Astro" means "Ppace."
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"Astor" means "Star."
400
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Okay, well, let me just tell you,
401
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if we we having this argument
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in my native language, I'd be kicking your butt.
403
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English is your native language.
404
00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:56,610
Okay, you got me there, but you're wrong about this!
405
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There is a fine line between wrong and visionary.
406
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Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.
407
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My God, you think that every thought
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that comes out of your head is pure gold.
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Well, let me tell you something.
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Some of those thoughts are pure caca.
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Caca
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It means "doo-doo."
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All right!
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First of all, Dr Koothrappali,
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when I first proposed that you work with me..
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Aha! So I am working with you.
417
00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:23,123
In this context, "with me" means "for me."
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Ah, well, in this context...
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Oh!
420
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If I'm wrong, prove it.
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Okay.
422
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Here's where we derive the mass of the dark matter particle.
423
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You've mis-stated the atomic weight of the target.
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Let me finish.
You're defacing my work.
425
00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:40,292
I'm not defacing it, I'm fixing it.
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Give me the eraser.
No.
427
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I said give it to me.
428
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Come and get it.
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Fine.
430
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Oh, Lord.
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Dr Koothrappali,
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as your superior, I forbid you from writing on my board!
433
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You are not my superior.
434
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I am in every way.
435
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Oh, yeah?
436
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Can you do this?
437
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,268
Nice working with you.
438
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:15,450
I'm sorry-- for you.
439
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Raj...
440
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Raj... Raj...
441
00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:43,334
I'm busy.
442
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,497
Doing what?
443
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,532
All right, you've made your point.
444
00:19:49,596 --> 00:19:50,720
What do you want, Sheldon?
445
00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:52,078
I looked overr the board
446
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,614
and it turns out you were right.
447
00:19:54,371 --> 00:19:55,873
So you were wrong.
I didn't say that.
448
00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:57,203
That's the only logical inference.
449
00:19:57,295 --> 00:19:58,641
Nevertheless, I didn't say it.
450
00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:02,997
Anyway, I would like you to come back and work for me.
451
00:20:03,113 --> 00:20:05,128
For you or with you?
452
00:20:06,156 --> 00:20:09,224
In this context "for me" could mean "with me."
453
00:20:09,713 --> 00:20:10,855
All right, but I have some conditions.
454
00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:12,299
I reject them all.
I'll take the job.
455
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:15,473
See you Monday.
456
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,171
Wait, you have to drive me home.
457
00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:19,668
How did you get here?
I walked.
458
00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:20,904
So walk home.
I can't.
459
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,606
There's a big dog outside.
460
00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:29,638
On the way home, we can start thinking
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about methods of optimizing the detector
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for 500 gev particles.
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All right.
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