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Kites, ho!
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Kites, ho!
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Excuse me.
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You're misusing the word "ho."
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It's an interjection
used to call attention
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to a destination, not an object,
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as in "land, ho!" or "westward, ho!"
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Kites, ho!
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Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?
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Going out to discover electricity?
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If you're referring to the work
of Benjamin Franklin,
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he did not "discover electricity,"
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he merely used a kite to determine
that lignining consists of electricity.
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He also invented the Franklin stove,
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bifocals and the flexible
urinary catheter.
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Kites, ho.
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- We're heading for some kite fighting.
- "Kite fighting"?
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It's an extremely competitive,
cutthroat sport.
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Actually, the risk
of throat cutting is very low.
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On the other hand, severe string burn
is a real and ever-present danger.
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You want to come watch?
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Gee... sounds amazing.
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But, I've got some friends
coming over.
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Not a big thing...
we're gonna watch the Nebraska game.
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Football, sure.
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Good guess.
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I would've invited you,
but you're not a football fan.
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No, no, I'm not, so... great.
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You've got plans
doing something you like,
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I've got plans
doing something I like,
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it's good.
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Maybe we'll hang out later,
after everybody's gone.
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Yeah, great.
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See ya.
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Well, this sucks.
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I'm sorry, I got bored
and drifted off.
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Where exactly in the interaction
did the sucking lie?
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Leonard realized that Penny's been
hiding him from her friends
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because he's a tiny, little man
who flies kites.
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That certainly would suck.
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Episode 306:
The Cornhusker Vortex
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Sync: Golgi, Linwelin, Loky
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www.subbercafe.fr
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Wolowitz is trying to outflank us.
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Let out some string, add altitude
and I'll go under and cut his line.
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Why wouldn't Penny want
her friends to meet me?
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Focus, Leonard, focus!
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The heat of battle is upon us.
The dogs of war are unleashed.
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Maybe Koothrappali's right.
Maybe I embarrass her.
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You're embarrassing me.
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A grown man worrying
about such nonsense
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when in the middle of flying kites.
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Sorry.
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Sorry won't bring their kites down.
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String burn!
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They think we're flanking.
They're playing right into our hands.
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On the count of three,
we execute the flying scissor.
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One, two...
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- Did you see that?
- What?
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That chick, she smiled at me.
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- No.
- Yes, she did.
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- Come on, scissors, scissors!
- Hold my line.
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What are you doing?
I can't scissors by myself!
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Come back!
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Victory!
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Son of a bitch.
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You're a sucky friend,
you know that?
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A sucky, sucky friend.
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What was I supposed to do?
She gave me that "come-hit her" look.
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If she gave you any look at all,
it was a "you suck" look.
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I would've caught up to her
if I hadn't pulled a hammy.
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Please, you weigh 80 pounds.
You don't have a hammy.
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Penny doesn't want me
around her friends.
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I embarrass her.
What else could it be?
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Her actions could be
out of concern for your feelings.
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Perhaps she's excluded you
from these gatherings
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because she's scouting
for a new mate
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and doesn't want to do it
in front of you.
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How kind of her.
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Agreed.
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Most primates don't show
that sort of discretion.
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A female bonobo will copulate
with a new male in front of the old one
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without so much
as a "how do you do?"
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You always do this.
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You ditch me for a woman
you don't have a shot with.
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I had a shot.
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With a woman you were chasing
through a park...
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that's not a shot, that's a felony.
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What's worse, it cost me
my prized patang fighting kite.
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I don't suppose there's any chance
you could give me my kite back?
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I'm sorry, Raj,
but the rules of aerial warfare
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dictate that the fallen kite
go to the victor.
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And without rules,
the competition has no meaning.
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And without meaning,
the following would be an empty gesture.
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I have your kite.
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I have your kite.
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How was your football party?
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It was pretty good.
We won.
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That's excellent.
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It's a weird figure of speech.
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"We won" when you weren't
actually playing.
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When we watch Star Wars, we don't say,
"We defeated the Empire. "
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I'm glad to hear it.
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On a related subject,
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are you embarrassed
to have me around your friends?
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Oh, my god, no.
Why would you ask that?
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You know, I just noticed
I haven't really met any of them.
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Sure you have.
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I met the huge ex-boyfriend
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and the smaller yet still
larger than me ex-boyfriend.
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By the way, were they here today?
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- Of course not.
- Why would they be?
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Why would I ask? Why am I rambling?
Why don't you stop me?
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If you want to meet my friends,
that would be great.
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You know, I didn't
want you to be bored.
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I wouldn't be bored.
Why would I be bored?
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'Cause they're not
genius scientists.
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Penny, I like all sorts of people.
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Some of my best friends
aren't geniuses.
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Like who?
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Some of my Facebook friends
aren't geniuses.
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My point is,
if we're going to be a couple,
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I should be friends
with your friends.
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Great.
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Then come over next Saturday
and watch the game with us.
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Another football game?
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They have them every week.
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Did not know that.
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- You wanted to meet my friends.
- Sure.
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Just I don't know much
about football.
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A lot of the guys' girlfriends
don't know football.
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They just kind of drink
and talk in the kitchen.
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Great.
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Okay, a completed pass.
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First down, New England.
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- I think I'm starting to get this.
- Really?
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The only thing I've learned
is that American men love drinking beer,
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pee too often
and have trouble getting erections.
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Focus on the game,
not the commercials.
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Maybe if you people
cut back on the beer,
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you could get out of the bathroom
and satisfy your women
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without pharmaceutical help.
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Raj, what are you doing here?
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You were supposed to help me
pimp out my Vespa.
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I'm sorry, are you under the impression
that we're still friends?
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Come on.
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You're not still grinding
on the kite thing, are you?
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It's not just the kite thing.
Every time we go some place,
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you think you can dump me
when someone prettier comes along,
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even though you don't have
a shot with them.
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I had a shot with that jogger.
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Fine. Paint green flames
on your little scooter with her.
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It's not a little scooter.
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It's the second biggest
Vespa they make!
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Are you watching football?
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There's no fooling you.
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Now, what is this sacks statistic
they put up there?
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All I know about Saks is
my mother shops there.
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Sacks, sacks...
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It's football nomenclature
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for when a quarterback is tackled
behind the line of scrimmage.
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Scrimmage.
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The line of scrimmage
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is the imaginary transverse line
separating the offense from the defense.
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Sheldon knows football?
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Apparently.
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I mean, Quidditch, sure.
But football?
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Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
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I grew up in Texas.
Football is ubiquitous in Texas:
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Pro football, college football,
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high school football,
peewee football...
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in fact, every form of football
except the original European football.
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Which most Texans believe
to be a commie plot.
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Unbelievable.
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If you're interested,
I also know all about frying meat
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that isn't chicken
as if it were chicken.
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So you could teach me?
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Football or chicken-fried meats?
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Football.
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I'm going to Penny's
to watch a game with her friends
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and I don't want to look like an idiot.
I want to blend in.
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If you want to blend in
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I'd think looking like an idiot
would be the perfect camouflage.
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Come on, please teach me
about football. It'll be fun.
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That's exactly what my father said.
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"Come to the games.
Watch the games."
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Week in and week out
from the time I was five
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until I went off to college.
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Longest seven years of my life.
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Please, I'm asking you as a friend.
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Are you making this
a tier one friendship request?
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Fine.
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I really appreciate this.
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All right, poindexter,
sit down, shut up and listen.
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I'm sorry?
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That's how my father always began
our football conversations.
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And if you'd like, after the game,
I'll take you outside
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and teach you how to shoot close enough
to a raccoon that it craps itself.
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When are you going to stop
making Cylon toast?
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When I have enough
to destroy all the human toast
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on the Battlestar
known as Galactica.
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Is that what you're wearing
to watch football at Penny's?
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- What's wrong with a football jersey?
- Nothing.
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That, however, appears
to be a football cocktail dress.
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It's the smallest size they had,
except the one for dogs.
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I can't believe
they had one for dogs.
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Oh, yes.
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Canine football fans
are a common sight in Texas.
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Cats, however,
refuse to wear sporting apparel.
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My sister found that out
the hard way.
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Anyway, wish me luck.
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Leonard, wait.
Am I correct in assuming
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that your attempt
to be accepted by Penny's peers
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is based on your desire to ensure
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your continuing mating privileges
with her?
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Well, I wouldn't put it
exactly that way.
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How would you put it?
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Like you said.
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Seems like an awful lot of trouble
to go through for intercourse.
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Don't you have access to women
who will do it for money?
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By the way,
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another accepted usage
for the term "ho."
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Good-bye, Sheldon.
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Hold on.
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I believe that social convention
dictate you not arrive empty-handed.
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Would you like
to bring some Cylon toast?
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Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in,
not get laughed at.
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What's funny about Cylon toast?
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It's open.
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Hey, pal.
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What do you want?
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I brought you a little gift.
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New kite.
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The kite you made me lose
was an authentic patang,
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an Indian fighting kite that my brother
sent to me from New Delhi.
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It took me a day to put together
and two days to paint.
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This is Hello Kitty.
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Yeah, but it comes
with a little coin purse.
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Does a patang?
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You just don't get it, do you?
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Buying me something pretty isn't going
to make our problem just go away.
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Look, I admit I haven't always been
the best friend I could be.
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You've been a sucky friend,
a sucky, sucky friend.
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- Stipulated.
- And you do it all the time.
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Last week in the mall,
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we were looking for a phone
with giant numbers for your mother,
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and I suddenly realize
you're not even there.
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- I know...
- And where were you?
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Getting shot down by the girl
at Hot Dog on a Stick.
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But in my defense, she was gorgeous!
251
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And working that squeezer
to make the lemonade,
252
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going up and down and up and down.
253
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It was like a free pole dance
right in the middle of the food court.
254
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You're impossible.
255
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,711
At least, I can talk to women
without being drunk.
256
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:54,567
Excuse me, I have selective mutism,
a recognized medical disorder.
257
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You're just a douche.
258
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No. You know what?
259
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Maybe that's what
this whole thing's about.
260
00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:04,092
You're not mad at me,
you're mad at yourself.
261
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,474
No, I'm mad at you.
262
00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:07,799
I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.
263
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,785
Fine. You're mad at me.
I get it.
264
00:14:11,948 --> 00:14:14,060
How about we go
spend the day together?
265
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Just the two of us.
We'll go anywhere you want.
266
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:20,540
I don't know.
267
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Come on.
268
00:14:23,412 --> 00:14:25,462
Let me take you someplace nice.
269
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,637
I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.
270
00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:37,209
Really, now?
With the traffic and the parking?
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Okay, fine.
272
00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:41,129
The Tar Pits. Let's go.
273
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,220
Why can't I stay mad at you?
274
00:14:57,452 --> 00:15:00,310
Are you people watching this?
Is this amazing or what?
275
00:15:01,157 --> 00:15:04,657
Sweetie, that's a highlight
from the '98 championship game.
276
00:15:06,393 --> 00:15:07,793
Did not know that.
277
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,408
- How much beer have you had?
- None, why?
278
00:15:11,269 --> 00:15:12,869
I was just hoping you were drunk.
279
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,288
- Now we're back live.
- Okay, yeah.
280
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I can see the difference.
281
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,447
Oh, where's the flag?
That's intentional grounding.
282
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Totally.
283
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,601
That completely was a forward pass,
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which they threw incomplete
to avoid loss of yardage
285
00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:29,650
or to conserve time.
286
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:34,104
I can't believe they're not penalized
with the loss of a down
287
00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:37,475
and by having to move the scrimmage line
back to the spot of the foul.
288
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:44,900
- Here, have some pizza, sweetie.
- You know I'm lactose intolerant.
289
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,195
I know.
I just need you to stop talking.
290
00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:55,912
- Sheldon, come in.
- Thank you.
291
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,470
I'd like to make a sandwich,
but I'm out of bread.
292
00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:02,544
There's some in the fridge.
293
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,471
You shouldn't keep it
in the refrigerator.
294
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,231
Staleness is caused by crystallization
of the starch molecules,
295
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which occurs faster
at cool temperatures.
296
00:16:09,851 --> 00:16:11,537
On earth, we say "thank you".
297
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:15,782
How goes the mimesis?
298
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:17,477
"Mimesis"?
299
00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:18,671
You know.
300
00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:20,123
Mimesis.
301
00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:24,343
An action in which the mimic
takes on the properties
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of a specific object or organism.
303
00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:28,428
Mimesis.
304
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,199
What the hell are you talking about?
305
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:35,905
I'm attempting
to communicate with you
306
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:39,430
without my meaning becoming
apparent to those around you.
307
00:16:40,031 --> 00:16:41,381
Let me try again.
308
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,960
Have the indigenous fauna
309
00:16:45,085 --> 00:16:47,218
accepted you as one of their own?
310
00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:50,720
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
311
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,470
Oh, I guess so.
312
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:54,638
Good.
313
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:55,763
Oh, fyi.
314
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,394
After I eat my sandwich,
315
00:16:57,519 --> 00:17:00,236
I'm taking Koothrappali's
patang kite out for a test run.
316
00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:02,812
Would you like to get
your delta-wing raptor and join me?
317
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,110
I don't want to fly kites, Sheldon.
We're watching football here.
318
00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:09,819
I can see that.
I was providing you with an alternative.
319
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:14,314
A courtesy I was never offered
in similar circumstances.
320
00:17:17,323 --> 00:17:18,473
Look at that.
321
00:17:18,598 --> 00:17:20,482
The Oklahoma coach
has thrown down a red flag,
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00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,166
indicating he's challenging
the ruling on the field.
323
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,588
I hope he's right, 'cause if he's not,
it'll cost him one of his time-outs.
324
00:17:32,776 --> 00:17:34,526
You know, Leonard, honey,
325
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,187
I wouldn't mind if you wanted
to go fly kites with Sheldon.
326
00:17:38,645 --> 00:17:41,434
I'll watch the end of the game.
There's only three minutes left.
327
00:17:41,772 --> 00:17:42,851
Until halftime.
328
00:17:43,088 --> 00:17:44,479
This is just half?
329
00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:49,150
- We've been here for hours.
- You'll be here for a couple more.
330
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,777
- You're kidding me.
- No.
331
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,609
Nice meeting all of you.
332
00:17:55,404 --> 00:17:57,575
So, yeah, anyway,
that's my boyfriend.
333
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,790
He is really smart.
334
00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:12,467
I really like my saber-toothed cat.
Thank you.
335
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,175
My pleasure.
336
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,341
Maybe after lunch,
we can go to Marie Callender's
337
00:18:17,466 --> 00:18:18,847
and have some pie.
338
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:20,306
I'd like that.
339
00:18:23,121 --> 00:18:25,014
This is turning out
to be a perfect Saturday.
340
00:18:25,652 --> 00:18:26,951
Good. I'm glad.
341
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,630
Did you see the way
she smiled at me?
342
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:35,644
Fine. Go ahead.
343
00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:37,929
No. This is our day.
344
00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:41,004
If you want to chase after her,
chase after her.
345
00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:43,148
Ah, who am I kidding?
346
00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:45,373
I wouldn't have a shot
with a girl like that.
347
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,792
Don't put yourself down.
You're a very attractive man.
348
00:18:48,401 --> 00:18:49,551
You think so?
349
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:53,668
Absolutely. It wouldn't kill you to take
a Pilates class with me now and then,
350
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,520
but you have a certain wiry appeal.
351
00:18:56,229 --> 00:18:59,763
Yeah, well, it doesn't matter
'cause she wasn't really smiling at me.
352
00:19:00,402 --> 00:19:01,723
Actually, I think she was.
353
00:19:02,605 --> 00:19:03,767
- Really?
- Yeah.
354
00:19:07,457 --> 00:19:08,657
What a douche.
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