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How much time do we have?
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Uh, t-minus five hours,
37 minutes
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To onset of meteor shower.
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Okay, our position
is 34.48 degrees north,
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118.31 west.
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That means the azimuth
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Should be...
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168.22 degrees relative
to magnetic north
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With an elevation
of 49.93.
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Anything yet?
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Uh, we have a signal,
but there's no frame lock.
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Ha. How about now?
- We did it.
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We have the west
coast feed of HBO.
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Ooh, Real Sex.
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Big deal. Every time
I watch that show
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All right, let's see
what's on the east coast feed.
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Oh, hey. Dune.
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Not a great movie,
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But look
at that beautiful desert.
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Too bad Sheldon
couldn't come with us.
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Oh it's just not the same without him.
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Oh, this sucks
I'm switching back to Real Sex.
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Sheldon's log.
star date 63345.3
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While my colleagues are off
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Observing the Leonid
meteor shower,
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I have remained behind
to complete my paper
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On the decays of highly excited
massive string states.
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Although my research is going well
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I do miss the warmth of human companionship.
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Hahaha.
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And good evening to you,
Siam Palace.
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
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Yeah, I'm going to be
dining alone this evening,
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So I'll be reducing
my usual order.
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I'd like to start
with one quarter
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Of the assorted appetizers plate
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And, uh, one half
of the golden treasure for two.
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Oh, for heaven's sake
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In the mid-18th century,
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King Rama IV of Siam
divided a huge empire
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Amongst the colonial powers
of Europe
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In order to preserve his throne.
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Surely, you,
his cultural descendant,
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Can handle pad Thai
and dumplings.
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Sheldon help!
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I need to go--
but you keep in mind
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That my sharply worded comments
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On yelp.Com recently took down
a local muffin store.
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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Come in! Hurry!
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Penny?
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I'm back here.
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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Oh, for god's sakes,
I'm in the bathroom!
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Shall I come back
at a better time?
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Get in here! Hurry!
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Don't you dare knock.
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Hello.
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I slipped in the shower,
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And I think I dislocated my shoulder.
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Not surprising.
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You have no safety mat
or adhesive stickers
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To allow for purchase on a surface
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With a low coefficient
of static friction.
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What?
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Tubs are slippery.
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I know. I slipped.
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I have a series
of whimsical duck stickers
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On the bottom of my tub.
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Yeah, okay, whatever.
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Will you just turn the water off
and help me up?
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They're holding
umbrellas.
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what?
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The ducks in my tub.
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Uh-huh.
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They're whimsical because ducks
have neither the need for
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Nor the ability to use umbrellas.
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Oh, my god. I got to go
to the emergency room.
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Well, assuming you're correct
that your right humerus
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Is no longer seated
in the glenoid socket,
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I would certainly think so.
Okay, can you drive me?
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I don't drive.
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Well, I can't drive!
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Well, it seems we've reached
an impasse.
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Ow.
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I could call you a cab
or an ambulance.
No, no, no.
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I can't wait that long.
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You got to help me, please.
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All right. Let it never be said
that Sheldon Lee Cooper
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Ignored the pleas
of a damsel in distress.
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No one's saying that.
Let's go.
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Well, it does seem rather ironic
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That for want
of 99-cent adhesive ducks,
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We both might die
in a fiery car crash.
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I wish Penny didn't for want
didn't have to work.
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She loves camping.
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Yeah, that would
have been great.
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You and Penny having sex
in the tent
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While I sit out here
and watch Howard hump a cactus.
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Okay, the best I can tell,
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There are eight other
camp-sites nearby.
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Mostly science nerds like us,
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But just over yon
ridge are two
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Not unattractive
middle school teachers
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Who reek of desperation.
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Wow. Wonderful.
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How old are they?
Oh I don't know. 50, 55.
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Oh, menopause.
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Nature's birth control.
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Come on.
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You guys can't be that hard up.
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I am.
Yeah, me, too.
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Look-- they gave me home-made cookies
of course, they did.
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That's what grandmothers do.
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So, what are we waiting for?
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Relax.
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I said we'd stop by
a little later
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After they have their nap.
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Good idea.
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They'll be refreshed.
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Cookie?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Not bad.
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Yeah, very tasty.
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Well, so tell me more
about these teachers.
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Not much to tell.
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They had a VW Microbus
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And were wearing tie-dyed
Grateful Dead shirts.
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Huh.
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Mmm.
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Good cookies.
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I see no organizational
system in here whatsoever.
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Which panties do you
wear on Mondays?
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I don't need panties.
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I just need shorts
and a shirt.
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My mother always told me one
should wear clean underpants
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In case one is in an accident.
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One was already in an accident.
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That doesn't mean one
won't be in another,
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Especially if I'm driving.
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Clothes, Sheldon.
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I need clothes!
Okay.
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Here.
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Seriously?
Those shorts with that top?
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All right.
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No.
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No.
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Oh, that's cute.
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We should have you checked
for a concussion.
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okay.
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Now, you got to help me
put these on.
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All right.
But don't look.
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Don't look?
I don't want you
to see me naked.
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Oh.
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Well, that's understandable.
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You may be interested to know
that a prohibition against looking
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Is well established
in heroic mythology.
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Uh, Lot and his wife,
Perseus and Medusa,
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Orpheus and Eurydi...
Yeah, great.
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They always look.
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It never ends well.
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Ok, now you gotta help me get my arm
into the sleeve.
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Ok.
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Is that my arm?
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It doesn't feel
like an arm.
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Then, maybe you
should let it go.
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All righty.
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Stars are pretty, aren't they?
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Up above the world so high,
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Like little diamonds in the sky.
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That's beautiful, dude.
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You should...
You should write that down
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Before someone steals it.
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- So, when do the meteors get here?
- The meteors don't get here.
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The earth is moving
into their path.
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I can feel it.
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I can feel
the earth moving.
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It's moving too fast.
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Raj, slow it down.
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Okay, how's that?
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Better. Thanks.
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Stars are pretty,
aren't they?
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What's so funny?
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It's your American accent.
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Everything you say
sounds stupid.
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"stars are pretty, aren't they?"
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For the record, I
should let you know
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This is my first time driving
an actual motor vehicle.
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You have your
learner's permit, right?
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Yes, and I have logged
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A considerable number of hours
on a simulator.
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- Good.
- Didn't work out well.
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All right,
can we please go?
One moment.
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According to my driver's ed book,
a side mirror is properly adjusted
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When a portion of the is
driver's door handle
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Is visible in the
lower right corner.
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There's the handle.
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Oh, no, too far.
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Bringing it back.
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Optimized.
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Now, where is the switch
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To adjust
the passenger side mirror?
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It's right there.
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Where is the passenger
side mirror?
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In a parking lot in Hollywood.
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- Now, can we please go?
- Yes. As soon as I adjust my seat.
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Whee!
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Oh, dear.
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00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:02,899
I'm going to have
start again.
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If I could speak
the language of rabbits,
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They would be amazed,
and I would be their king.
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00:10:20,017 --> 00:10:21,086
I hate my name.
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It has "nerd" in it.
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00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:31,561
Len-nerd.
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00:10:32,829 --> 00:10:34,948
I lost my virginity
to my cousin Jeanie.
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I would be kind
to my rabbit subjects.
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At first.
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You know what's a cool name?
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Angelo.
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00:10:50,313 --> 00:10:53,649
That has angel and jell-o in it.
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It was my Uncle Murray's
funeral.
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We were all back
at my Aunt Barbara's house.
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Our eyes locked
over the pickled herring.
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00:11:01,808 --> 00:11:03,793
We never meant for it to happen.
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00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:08,381
One day, I hold a great ball
for the President of France,
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But the rabbits--
they hate me and don't come.
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I am embarrassed, so I eat
all the lettuce in the world
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And make them watch.
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People could call me Angie.
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Yo, Angie, how's it goin'?
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To this day, I can't look at pickled herring
without being aroused. That is a shame.
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oh! Cousin Jeanie.
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Could you please drive
a little faster?
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00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,462
Oh, I think we're going
sufficiently fast.
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00:11:46,132 --> 00:11:48,083
What's that?
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Nothing. The engine does that
sometimes.
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It can't be nothing.
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00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:52,337
The check engine light is on.
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We need
to find a service station.
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00:11:53,806 --> 00:11:56,091
No. The light has been on
since I bought the car.
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All the more reason
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To consult with a mechanic
before it explodes.
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00:12:00,313 --> 00:12:01,563
It's not going to explode.
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00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:02,848
Just keep driving.
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00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:06,101
Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock.
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00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:10,188
Mr. Spock did not pilot
the Enterprise.
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00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:12,941
He was the science officer,
and I guarantee you that
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If he ever saw the Enterprise's
check engine light blinking,
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He would pull the ship over
immediately.
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Oh, god, I'm gonna lose the arm.
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00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:22,984
Oh, oh, red light.
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00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,153
Release accelerator
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And slowly apply...
the... brake.
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Nailed it.
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00:12:36,766 --> 00:12:39,968
While we have a moment,
may I ask you a question?
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What?
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Why do you have the
Chinese character for soup
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Tattooed on your
right buttock?
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It's not soup.
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It's courage.
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00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:50,295
No, it isn't.
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00:12:50,363 --> 00:12:52,530
But I suppose
it does take courage
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00:12:52,615 --> 00:12:56,368
To demonstrate that kind
of commitment to soup.
265
00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:58,320
How did you see it?
266
00:12:58,371 --> 00:12:59,821
You said you wouldn't look.
267
00:12:59,872 --> 00:13:01,022
Sorry.
268
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:04,276
As I told you, the
hero always peeks.
269
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Anything?
270
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,038
No. That was the last
pudding cup.
271
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:19,207
No!
272
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,509
What about Slim Jim's?
273
00:13:25,147 --> 00:13:29,384
That's what he used to eat his pudding, remember?
Right! That was so good!
274
00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:33,388
Sweety and meaty
at the same time.
275
00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:35,690
Wait. Wait, wait.
So you're saying
276
00:13:35,741 --> 00:13:37,075
We're out of food?
277
00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:39,727
The only thing in here
are blue ice packs.
278
00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:41,830
I know they're poison,
279
00:13:41,897 --> 00:13:45,750
But they look like big,
yummy otter pops.
280
00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:48,903
Oh, god, I am so hungry.
281
00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:50,105
Me, too.
282
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:53,675
Check and see
if we have any more pudding.
283
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:02,634
All right, there's no need
to bark at me.
284
00:14:04,437 --> 00:14:06,754
According to the inexplicably
irritable nurse behind the desk,
285
00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:08,306
You'll be seen after the man
286
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,408
who claims
to be having a heart attack,
287
00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:11,977
But appears to be well enough
288
00:14:12,061 --> 00:14:14,796
To play Doodle Jump
on his iphone.
289
00:14:14,864 --> 00:14:17,649
We have to fill these out.
290
00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,902
"describe illness or injury."
291
00:14:20,953 --> 00:14:23,438
I dislocated
my shoulder.
292
00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:25,173
All right.
293
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,926
And how did the accident occur?
294
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:30,412
You ready know that.
295
00:14:30,479 --> 00:14:32,464
"cause of accident."
296
00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:34,632
"lack of adhesive ducks."
297
00:14:36,652 --> 00:14:39,421
Okay, medical history.
298
00:14:39,472 --> 00:14:41,423
"Have you ever been diagnosed
with diabetes?"
299
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,024
No.
Kidney disease?
300
00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:44,759
No.
Migraines?
301
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,811
Getting one.
302
00:14:47,813 --> 00:14:49,431
"Are you currently
pregnant?"
no.
303
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:50,598
Are you sure?
304
00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:51,883
You look a bit puffy.
305
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:56,137
Change migraine to yes.
306
00:14:57,406 --> 00:14:59,357
"When was your last
menstrual period?"
307
00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:00,992
Oh. Next question.
308
00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:03,144
I'll put, "in progress."
309
00:15:05,081 --> 00:15:07,532
Okay, moving
to psychiatric disorders.
310
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,367
"list all major
behavioural diagnoses,
311
00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:11,436
"e.g. Depression,
anxiety, etcetera."
312
00:15:11,504 --> 00:15:13,872
Oh, my god, what the
hell does this have
313
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,357
to do with my
stupid shoulder?!
314
00:15:15,424 --> 00:15:18,659
"episodes of sub psychotic
rage."
315
00:15:20,196 --> 00:15:21,596
Ass.
316
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,681
"possible tourette's."
317
00:15:25,017 --> 00:15:29,270
All right. "moles, lesions
or other skin conditions."
318
00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:31,856
"soup tattoo on right buttock."
319
00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:33,274
Hey, Sheldon,
Sheldon, look,
320
00:15:33,342 --> 00:15:35,643
I am scared and
in a lot of pain.
321
00:15:36,714 --> 00:15:40,565
Could you please just take a
break from being you and try being--
322
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,485
I don't know--
comforting?
323
00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:46,337
I'm sorry.
324
00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:49,524
There, there.
325
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,794
Every thing's going
to be fine.
326
00:16:00,886 --> 00:16:02,887
Sheldon's here.
327
00:16:09,395 --> 00:16:11,146
Thanks.
328
00:16:11,213 --> 00:16:13,565
That's much better.
329
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:17,202
Oh, I'm so hungry!
330
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,686
Will you shut up?
331
00:16:18,754 --> 00:16:20,888
We're all hungry.
332
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,723
Okay, our objective is
333
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,576
The boy scout
camp-site to the east.
334
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:25,944
Easy target.
335
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:29,063
Big doughy scout master,
couple of cubs, most webelos.
336
00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:30,415
What kind of score
we looking at?
337
00:16:30,499 --> 00:16:31,583
Hot dogs, buns, s'mores.
338
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,168
I mean, it's a freaking 7-11.
339
00:16:33,235 --> 00:16:34,335
All right,
340
00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:36,421
Everyone grab flash lights.
341
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:41,543
Oh, my god, could it be?
342
00:16:41,594 --> 00:16:42,844
Yes!
343
00:16:42,911 --> 00:16:45,763
My mother put an "I love you"
brisket in my backpack.
344
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:46,747
Quick, get forks.
345
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,133
You don't need forks.
346
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:49,917
It's so tender,
it falls apart in your hands.
347
00:16:49,969 --> 00:16:51,970
He's right.
348
00:17:00,713 --> 00:17:02,897
I feel like we're forgetting
something important.
349
00:17:02,948 --> 00:17:04,949
Me, too.
But what?
350
00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:11,956
Maybe a Tupperware bowl
of roasted potatoes and carrots?
351
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,992
Yes!
Yes!
352
00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:22,333
Now remember, you were given
powerful pain medication
353
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:24,052
And a muscle relaxer,
354
00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,721
So, uh, don't operate
heavy machinery.
355
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:31,342
Try not to choke
on your own drool.
356
00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:34,128
Wait. You have
357
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,963
To help me get into bed.
358
00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:42,437
Sheldon has to get me into bed.
359
00:17:43,572 --> 00:17:47,141
Bet you never thought
I'd say that.
360
00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:49,194
Yes.
361
00:17:50,496 --> 00:17:53,481
The charm of your drug addled
candour knows no bounds.
362
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:59,621
You know, people think
you're this weird robot man
363
00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:03,091
Who's so annoying all the time,
and you totally are.
364
00:18:03,158 --> 00:18:07,545
But then it's like that movie
Wall-e at the end.
365
00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,631
You're so full of love,
366
00:18:09,682 --> 00:18:11,999
And you can save a plant
367
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:15,737
And get fat people
out of the floaty chairs.
368
00:18:16,514 --> 00:18:20,892
That's a fairly laboured metaphor,
but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
369
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:24,145
Sing "Soft Kitty" to me.
370
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:29,784
"Soft Kitty" is for
when you're sick.
371
00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:31,018
You're not sick.
372
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:34,322
Injured and drugged
is a kind of sick.
373
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:49,587
soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur...
374
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:50,888
Wait, wait.
375
00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,974
Let's sing it as a round.
376
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:54,309
I'll start.
377
00:18:55,894 --> 00:19:03,117
soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur...
378
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,855
I'll start over.
379
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:14,051
soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
380
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:24,455
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
381
00:19:24,523 --> 00:19:27,809
soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur...
382
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,994
happy kitty,
sleepy kitty
383
00:19:29,995 --> 00:19:32,297
happy kitty,
sleepy kitty
384
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,215
happy kitty,
purr, purr, purr
385
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:38,486
purr, purr, purr.
386
00:19:44,043 --> 00:19:45,627
387
00:19:44,092 --> 00:19:47,294
...And the next morning
when he woke up,
388
00:19:47,345 --> 00:19:50,664
He rolled over and realized...
389
00:19:50,715 --> 00:19:52,800
duh-duh-duh!
390
00:19:54,286 --> 00:19:56,270
...She was his cousin.
391
00:20:02,894 --> 00:20:05,763
That's still not funny.
392
00:20:07,115 --> 00:20:09,033
That's still not funny.
393
00:20:10,569 --> 00:20:13,520
And she was my second cousin.
394
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,155
And she was my
second cousin.
395
00:20:18,994 --> 00:20:20,711
You're a real douche.
396
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:23,213
Who cares?
You slept with your cousin.
397
00:20:23,248 --> 00:20:29,717
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